WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:01.480 Hey, look he's it. 2 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:03.720 Hey, Look he's it. Hey, look he's it. 3 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:16.280 Hey, Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the snark Tank. 4 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:18.960 You're about to get your ladies. 5 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:22.879 Glazed by the great Chris Ray God, Derek black Belt, 6 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:28.719 and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some action. 7 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:40.520 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Bretty. Hey, everybody, 8 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:44.920 welcome back to the snark Tank Podcast. It's us, your boys, 9 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:48.079 It's Sweeney, it's Derek over there, it's me. 10 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:49.240 Welcome. 11 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.039 Remember you can support our show over at patreon dot 12 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:53.520 com slash the snark Tank. Also, there's merch over at 13 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:56.359 snark tank dot shop. All that jazz. We're recording this 14 00:00:56.439 --> 00:01:00.679 on election day. It's it's it's it's the what's that 15 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:06.680 Zelda meme? Done of the final day or whatever? Like, uh, 16 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:08.719 the clock sound goes off in the beginning on my 17 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:13.079 Geors mask. Yeah, it's about that time. Yay. 18 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:16.000 I can't wait. I can't the rebad doll to become president. 19 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:18.599 Are you okay? You're looking at the monitor a lot. 20 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.920 Sorry, I'm just the We're you guys. Are you guys 21 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:22.599 are in heaven right now? 22 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:26.879 Yeah, we're in heaven. You're on a you're at Warner Brothers. 23 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:31.359 So I fixed the camera that's on me. Uh until 24 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:32.359 something goes wrong of course. 25 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:32.959 Uh. 26 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:35.359 And then now I think we need to just I 27 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:38.120 need I think we need to just fix uh like 28 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:42.319 not put it on auto for the sony now because 29 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:45.480 it's just won't behave. So that's the next thing. Guys, 30 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:48.280 we're almost here. We almost got it sorted out. We 31 00:01:48.319 --> 00:01:50.120 got this one. Now we're gonna sort up the next one. 32 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:53.480 Just just just manual, just put it on manual, fix 33 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:54.719 it and then not touch it. 34 00:01:54.959 --> 00:02:01.079 Yeah, we're damn dude, caused I made I feel like 35 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:02.959 I can't just let it. Like I was like, this 36 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:03.599 is too much. 37 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:07.040 It's fine, Let it be fine, Let it be. We're already, 38 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:07.640 were already in. 39 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:10.639 It's no point. Nobody gives a ship. But this looks 40 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:14.639 like ultimately it's like this sad reality, like we would 41 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:17.080 like it to look better, but like nobody cares. You 42 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:19.840 don't care. You actually prefer this, They prefer it when 43 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.319 things are fucked. I think you're absolutely right. So it's 44 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:25.560 just like whatever, don't even in fact, don't even crop anymore. 45 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:32.240 That's crazy. Just leave the fucking FN arrows, okay, right, 46 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:33.800 just leave them. This episode. 47 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:35.680 I'm gonna fuck it, who cares whatever, I'm not gonna 48 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:36.759 it's election. 49 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:40.159 I won't even sink the audio. That don't don't sink 50 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:45.599 the audio. In fact, leave the audio sink exactly like 51 00:02:45.759 --> 00:02:49.639 what like a second ahead or like two seconds ahead. 52 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:53.199 See if anybody cares, I think that would drive them nuts. 53 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.719 I feels so out of sync. They just like, Okay, 54 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:57.120 I guess I'm just not gonna watch it, versus like 55 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.520 just out a sink, Like fuck, why is like this? 56 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:01.159 Not? 57 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:03.000 People will stay longer to try to figure out what's 58 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:03.360 going wrong. 59 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:07.400 Yeah, the more engagement what's going on with the audio? 60 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:12.240 And then then we make five million dollars. Hell yeah, 61 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:18.319 so it's election day tonight. We will be seeing the results. Yeah, presumably. 62 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:19.840 I don't know who the fuck knows at this point, 63 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:20.639 I don't. I don't know. 64 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:23.639 We should have a very good idea of how it, 65 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:25.159 like say, in reality, who won. 66 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:27.840 Yeah, by the end of by the end of about 67 00:03:27.960 --> 00:03:30.400 like six seven, we kind of get the idea of like, 68 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:32.240 all right, this is the way it's going on. 69 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:33.240 It's fascinating. Yeah. 70 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:36.000 I like how Trump try to pretend like it hasn't 71 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:39.120 been that way. So when he was like, no, see 72 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:43.159 by now, I won stop counting. Stop counting now. And 73 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:45.599 I'm like, that's literally never how it's worked. And he's 74 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:50.439 like trying to gaslight people every vote after this is illegitimate, 75 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:51.560 and I'm like, this is insane. 76 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:56.680 Hasn't hasn't it already? Like isn't isn't he losing right now? 77 00:03:56.759 --> 00:03:58.919 Isn't like right now? In opposing if. 78 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:00.120 You want to look at if you want to if 79 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:02.159 you want to be uh, if you want to be 80 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:05.639 like a freak, like like I couldn't help myself. I 81 00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:07.479 couldn't help myself because I just kind of have to 82 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:13.680 like watch everything and if you're doing that, odds are 83 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:17.920 it's very hard to it. Nobody really wants to say 84 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:20.439 it with their chest open, though, because it just it's 85 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:23.639 almost like even a jinx thing like people. 86 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.600 It's like it does. It doesn't even in the swing states. 87 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:28.839 In certain states, Trump should be up so much and 88 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:30.439 he's barely up by a little bit, which is a 89 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:32.399 huge indicator that he's probably fucked. 90 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:34.920 But you don't really want to say that. It's it 91 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:37.040 feels weird. Yeah you don't. Yeah, it's it's kind of 92 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:38.120 one of those things. It's like you don't want to 93 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:41.160 speak things into reality only they have the universe. Laugh. Yes, 94 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:44.319 I don't know. I personally I think Tom's gonna win, 95 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:47.040 but we'll see. I don't know who fuck knows anything 96 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:47.519 can happen. 97 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.959 Really, that's true because we all thought I thought it. 98 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:52.480 I thought he wasn't gonna win the first time. 99 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:55.720 I think that time was like huge, would you you know? 100 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:57.600 I kind of I kind of figured he would. 101 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:57.920 Well. 102 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.560 The thing for me was like she was so on 103 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:02.560 pop and I knew so many people anecdotally who were 104 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:05.720 like going to vote for Bernie and we're like, well, 105 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:09.040 fuck this guy, what the what the fuck this party? Yeah, yeah, 106 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:11.040 and so like I knew so like it was so 107 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:14.439 many anecdotally that I'm like, that can't normally I don't 108 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:16.959 give a shit about like anecdotes or like I'm not 109 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:20.519 gonna make like a broad prediction based on like my circle. 110 00:05:20.879 --> 00:05:24.639 But it was such it was so many that I 111 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:27.920 was like, this must be at least somewhat indicative of 112 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.480 how a lot of people are feeling, right, And it 113 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:31.000 made sense at that time when you didn't really have 114 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:34.439 a record for Trump that was going again where it's like, yeah, 115 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:37.839 he's the fucking black. He's like the wild card cannon whatever, 116 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:39.720 throw a wrench in the system. See if it falls apart, 117 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.920 fuck these people. Yeah, And it just didn't work out 118 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:43.800 that way. So it's like that's kind of why I 119 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:46.439 don't think it's gonna happen this time, because we kind 120 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:50.720 of have evidence that it's just like it's kind of yeah, 121 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:54.199 it's just business as usual with like a crazy person, a. 122 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:57.240 Crazy person that say, if he wins again, he has 123 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.759 a couple of other Supreme Court justices that he can install, 124 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:03.519 and we'd be fucked for the rest of our lives. 125 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:07.399 I think the I think the abortion staff was a 126 00:06:07.439 --> 00:06:08.839 wake up call for a lot of people. I think 127 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:11.000 so yeah. I think most people who would have been 128 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.879 apathetic about it kind of saw that was like they're like. 129 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:15.680 Oh, it was like when you know, when you're kicking 130 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.040 back in your cherry, you're gaming and then some really 131 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:20.279 fucked up happens, you have to like you have to 132 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:22.879 like shoot up. Like that's a lot of people did 133 00:06:22.879 --> 00:06:25.360 they They locked the fucking like, oh shit, this is real. 134 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:28.120 What happened was I think the biggest problem was the 135 00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:30.399 the the railroading of Bernie Centers kind of led to 136 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:32.959 the real destruction of the left. So much appetite, I 137 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:35.160 think I think it led to like this, like all 138 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:36.360 the left is gone. 139 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:38.519 They actively spat in the face of their own momentum, 140 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:39.360 which is crazy. 141 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:42.800 I was another person that specifically, yeah, didn't. I didn't 142 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:45.800 vote because I mean, I didn't vote in the general 143 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:49.279 ship because I'm like, this is not I can't in 144 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:54.160 good faith cast my vote for this unknown where a 145 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:56.480 lot of people were trying to convince me to say 146 00:06:56.519 --> 00:06:58.240 the devil, you know, is better like Trumps, you know, 147 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:01.120 they unfortunately are correct, But this was such a. 148 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:05.439 It was such an unpredictable thing, Like. 149 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:09.160 That's why I felt so strongly that I'm like, what's 150 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:10.759 the worst this ass was gonna do? And I was like, 151 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:13.879 holy shit, I just I didn't. I couldn't afford who 152 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.639 actually even the people that were, you know, screaming and 153 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:19.519 crying and we thought they were being ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, 154 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:22.000 it kind of felt legit that they were being ridiculous 155 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:25.120 because it's like, historically, what's the worst that can happen. 156 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:28.360 It's gonna be some things are gonna be stripped away, 157 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:31.800 but nothing as catastrophic as or nothing as big and 158 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:35.800 as huge, like the shoving all the Supreme Court justices 159 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:39.480 and making things uh awful, making things really gay. I mean, 160 00:07:39.519 --> 00:07:40.439 what are you gonna do? 161 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:43.279 Damn gay? But we'll see you didn't. 162 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:45.000 We didn't believe we were we were. We were making 163 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:46.800 of them. We were like, you guys are stupid, and 164 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:55.160 they were like, no, they're rainbow. They're still to pull 165 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:55.839 yourself together. 166 00:07:55.959 --> 00:08:01.040 Come on. But I think, uh, they were, You're right, 167 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:04.879 but they were kind of man, you know, like sometimes 168 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:08.319 sometimes you know, sometimes people got to hit so even 169 00:08:08.360 --> 00:08:11.360 like gambling, sometimes the loser is going to hit a jackpot. 170 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:15.040 Sometimes Matt Walsh makes a funny movie, you know on occasion. 171 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:17.160 Well, we haven't gotten there yet. 172 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:19.920 Have you seen have you seen? By the way, there's 173 00:08:19.959 --> 00:08:23.360 a clip of Matt Walsh going around where he's talking 174 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.800 about how like if a friend of his told him 175 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:28.399 that he loved him, Like just like if a guy, 176 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:30.000 if a guy friend of his just sat down to 177 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:31.839 him says like, hey, man, I love you, I appreciate you. 178 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:36.960 He'd be like, Okay, did you see the game which 179 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:39.320 is so fucking gay? It's crazy. 180 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:45.759 It's the gay panic that if he dared to acknowledge 181 00:08:45.799 --> 00:08:49.840 those emotions that he'd be exposed as a flaming home moment. 182 00:08:49.879 --> 00:08:51.799 Dude, him and him and Charlie Kirk are the most 183 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:54.919 obviously gay people I've ever seen masquerading as if they're 184 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:57.799 not gay. And it's frustrating because like people on the 185 00:08:57.879 --> 00:08:59.559 side just think they're not gay. 186 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:03.159 It's weird you not know they're gay. It's like even 187 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:06.559 the women remember for like, there was this uh, I 188 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:08.600 can't remember their names. There was this gun girl she 189 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:12.399 used to do some stuff with Influekaitlyn Bennett, Caylen Bennett. 190 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:16.240 She married some one of the most obvious gay men 191 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:20.279 I've ever seen. I remember that, Yeah, yeah, there was He. 192 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:26.559 Was like a pixie like, like he was such a 193 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.879 little prim little guy, and I was like, I look 194 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.039 man like, it's like, hey, look the prim veella you're 195 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:34.440 It's well, it's just like some people some people he's 196 00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:36.360 got his beard, you know, like that guy. Some people 197 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:39.000 aren't right into some word. We're probably labeling some people 198 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:39.960 that are not. 199 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:44.200 Now I would bet millions these people are gay, Like 200 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.799 because it's, dude, how are you how are you so 201 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:48.679 afraidy to be like, yeah, let me do man Like, 202 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.480 it is so standard and normal and like not weird 203 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:52.799 at all. 204 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:56.039 Maybe our parents that might have been more weird, but 205 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:56.919 even that doesn't. 206 00:09:56.879 --> 00:09:59.879 Because even even my dad, who's like a Vietnam vet, 207 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:01.799 wouldn't care about that kind of thing, you know what 208 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:03.840 I mean. So it's just like what he's This dude's 209 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:06.200 like way younger, like what the fuck are you doing? 210 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:07.039 Like I don't know? 211 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:09.960 To me, that's just so that screams like, well, I 212 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:12.200 can't say I love you because it might sound too genuine, 213 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:17.960 it might give me away. So like I got tell 214 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:21.080 me you love me just real quick. Absolutely lie on 215 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:27.879 the show. But all right, worst improv never mind the 216 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:32.120 next question. Let's go to the questions. This the worst 217 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:36.399 ever dude Sweeney's Trading Card. First customer Rode in. 218 00:10:38.080 --> 00:10:38.600 Are you ready? 219 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:44.440 Are you gonna answer it? Hello? Tom McDonald, La Wayne? 220 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:48.120 And Rod Wave? Damn? What is Who's Rod Wave? 221 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:50.919 He's a he's a fat dude that's a really good singer, 222 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:55.200 like sadly insanely, so it's good. He's a teddy Bear actually, 223 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:56.120 like for I've never. 224 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:56.879 Heard of I've never heard. 225 00:10:58.320 --> 00:10:59.840 I guess I would have to be right, I guess 226 00:10:59.879 --> 00:11:04.360 he kind of them. But it's like what's the correlation 227 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:04.879 I'm wondering. 228 00:11:04.919 --> 00:11:07.000 Yeah, it's kind of like this is like the girl 229 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:08.639 in the group, she has to be like hermione, you 230 00:11:08.679 --> 00:11:10.919 know what I mean. It's just like he's the white one. 231 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:12.639 Yeah, okay, I guess fair enough. 232 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:18.519 Uh, simple, simple question. What's the closest you've come to 233 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:21.840 hitting someone else's child as an adult? For me, it 234 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.559 was the other day at work when a small white 235 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:29.519 child called me a bitch and the hard r you 236 00:11:29.519 --> 00:11:31.519 know what's crazy depending on where he's from. I believe this. 237 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:36.519 I mean yeah, I racist kids all over the cut with. 238 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:39.080 Call duty out now, Oh yeah, yeah, it's un the 239 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:41.320 way back. Yeah, we're not way back to the fun 240 00:11:41.399 --> 00:11:42.000 version of the world. 241 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:46.960 But oh cool, cool, cool, yeah, brought to you by 242 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:52.600 the possible president right leading the charge. Heye, one small 243 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:55.639 little is that the civil lining? They get og kind 244 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:57.399 of call of duty vibes? Is that the is that 245 00:11:57.399 --> 00:11:58.000 the civil lining? 246 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:01.879 I never give that to him because that was so 247 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:05.080 before him, extremely before him. 248 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:07.120 That is very true culture of America. 249 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:08.759 But like is he making it okay? 250 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:09.279 Kind of? 251 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:13.279 Like how uh? Because basically Twitter has become the call 252 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:14.759 of duty lobbies, if you know what I mean. 253 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:17.879 Twitter gets so crazy sometimes to the point that I'm 254 00:12:17.919 --> 00:12:20.480 starting to tweet more wow ship because how crazy it is, 255 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:22.960 because what I'm saying will just go under the radar 256 00:12:23.039 --> 00:12:25.759 of people just being a straight up bigots. Yeah, there's 257 00:12:25.759 --> 00:12:29.279 so many Nazi pages. I'm like, what is going on. 258 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:31.960 It's like, it's the point it's at it it's part 259 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.759 it's past the point. It's just funny to me now, 260 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:35.639 Like when I just see this stuff, I just laugh 261 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:39.200 and I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course it's pretty good. 262 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:44.120 What was the question? I don't even class. You've ever 263 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:45.480 been hitting another child. 264 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:50.720 I've unfortunately never actually been close. You just fantasize maybe yeah, 265 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:51.799 the intrusive thought. 266 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:55.440 Yeah, it'll be funny if Yeah, I've never actually had 267 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:59.320 the urge and like stopped myself where the dark Yeah yeah, yeah, 268 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:03.399 like ill at one time almost like my friend she 269 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.799 accidentally hit me in the throat one time, and then 270 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:08.919 that where I had like almost a reaction to where 271 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:09.759 I like went my dad. 272 00:13:09.759 --> 00:13:13.000 I was like, oh shit, it was just like that's scary. 273 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:16.159 Getting hit in the throat is different. It's a thing 274 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:18.320 that like it kind of just doesn't sit well with you. 275 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:21.480 For me, it's the eyes. I've ever been hitting the eyes. 276 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:23.759 That's one thing I'm like that makes me so upset 277 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:27.320 because I'm so scared of being blind. I'm so like 278 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:30.600 being blind that I'm like, don't hit me, I'll eat you. 279 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:32.360 I don't know if I've ever been like outside of 280 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:35.559 like a sparring thing, I don't think i've ever been. 281 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:38.080 I've never been punched in the eyes before, Like usually 282 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:39.480 they try to avoid that because they could. 283 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:42.480 Really, you don't have to be hit by a train 284 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:46.679 in the eyes to go blind. I think. I'm like, 285 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:48.279 I mean, I'm pretty blind, and I was in a 286 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:51.120 boxing match, and like I punched in the eyes probably 287 00:13:51.159 --> 00:13:52.039 like every fucking week. 288 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:53.840 Yeah, but I'm so scared of the dark that I 289 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:56.200 washed I shower with my eyes open the whole time. 290 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:01.000 You think I'm kidding, Yes, come out blood right every 291 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:03.480 time my shower, Like actually, because I'm like, I'm just. 292 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:09.120 Stared directly at the shampoo and everything in my eyes. 293 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:12.360 He just puts it directly in like their fucking eye drops. 294 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:17.120 He takes, he takes, He takes the shower head, puts 295 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.360 it flush against his eye and then wraps his eyelid 296 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:23.080 around it, and there's water come out of my nostril 297 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:26.000 in my mouth. I don't think I'm clean yet, you know, 298 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:26.840 it just keeps going. 299 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.440 That's why I'm forget so bad. I'll be washing the 300 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:30.840 memories of my brit. 301 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:33.200 That makes a lot of sense, makes a lot of sense. 302 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:35.440 I feel like I've been I haven't been closed to 303 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:38.360 actually doing it, but there have been like certain kids 304 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:40.559 act in public in a certain way where it's just 305 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.639 like it would be so difficult for me not to 306 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.279 just throw this kid around like I'm fucking like it's 307 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.279 like it's the end of Spider Man one, you know 308 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:55.039 what i mean, like in the in the the derelict building. Yeah, 309 00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.960 I don't know what. Like do have kids always been 310 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:00.679 like this? Because I feel like they but like I mean, 311 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:03.840 like the tantrums kids in public, kids are probably worse 312 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:05.720 once upon the time. I don't I don't believe that. 313 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:07.159 I'm because I. 314 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:10.799 Think you and stuff so they couldn't react. Parents used 315 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:13.240 to lifter their kids up literally one to time. 316 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:14.480 What thing was we call. 317 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:16.200 From a direction I'm probably still way to be honest 318 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:16.720 with people. 319 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:20.200 That's crazy. People people straight up would beat their kids 320 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:21.600 in public. I remember seeing that a lot. 321 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.559 But that's what I mean, like now that that used 322 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:26.879 to happen, and so I feel like kids were just bored. 323 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:31.039 You even see it in like certain even certain like 324 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:32.600 I don't even know if you would call them, you 325 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:36.559 wouldn't call them documentaries necessarily, but like old like interviews 326 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:40.679 like on news stations, like with kids, they're just so 327 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:42.960 normal in comparison. 328 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.559 I think kids now were this because I'm I'm around 329 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:49.720 children now and they're just not bad. I think it's 330 00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:55.519 the idea of like I'm constantly my nieces and my nephews. Yeah, okay, okay, 331 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:58.360 I swear I hung out with them. Literally, I was 332 00:15:58.399 --> 00:16:02.759 with my Lily's cousin and then I'm there, I'm their godfather. 333 00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:05.519 I like how your nieces and nephews are the example 334 00:16:05.559 --> 00:16:07.639 for you that kids are good. Well no, no, no, no no. 335 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:09.519 But I like when I go to there, like little 336 00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:11.399 soccer games with them, because unfortunately they make the little 337 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:14.000 boy play soccer and he's fucking oblivious. Yeah, he's just 338 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:17.639 like he's just like, yeah, it's that ship says it's fun. 339 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:18.240 I hate that ship. 340 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:19.840 That's fun. Don't get me wrong. He has a good time. 341 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:23.559 He's smiling and like jumping around really play. I guarantee 342 00:16:24.360 --> 00:16:25.919 really want to play soccer. He just wants to play. 343 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:28.720 When he becomes self aware, he's gonna be embarrassing, resentful. 344 00:16:28.919 --> 00:16:32.519 It always happens. It always happens because they're like, oh, 345 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:34.519 like if I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, 346 00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:38.879 I really I now recognize how all these other parents 347 00:16:38.919 --> 00:16:42.799 are laughing at me or were, because that's what they're doing. 348 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:45.960 When I played Little League, I never I never that. 349 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:48.519 If you're if you don't like because there are some 350 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:52.600 kids that you know, they actually understand the sports and 351 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:55.480 then they're actually really playing. And say, when I was 352 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:58.639 like ten years old, I didn't necessarily understand uh American 353 00:16:58.679 --> 00:17:01.720 football all that well, I still I knew how to 354 00:17:01.759 --> 00:17:05.279 like tackle and block, and then as far as the 355 00:17:05.279 --> 00:17:07.079 motherfucker gave us plays of study, and I'm like, I'm 356 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.440 not reading that ship and so. 357 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:11.960 Like BO played like so idiots. 358 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.039 Playbooks are so much thicker for us using Maybe how 359 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:17.720 many plays did your team actually used? We used maybe 360 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:21.720 seven throughout the entire school year. Well, we probably maybe seven. 361 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:23.599 We were so because this was pop worn and we 362 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:24.119 were so bad. 363 00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:24.960 We lost every game. 364 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:28.720 So I don't think anybody was reading anything so because me, 365 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:31.359 it didn't matter whether I'm supposed to be, you know, 366 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:34.279 pushing forward for a rush or dropping back for a pass. 367 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:35.759 I would just do the same thing and just rush 368 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:37.920 forward every single time. Oh it doesn't matter if I'm 369 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:40.559 supposed to pull and then and then swing so because 370 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:41.920 we're gonna do a sweep or something. 371 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:45.200 I never did anything, literally anything, And my. 372 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:48.079 Whole visition was my play was I was the I 373 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.039 was the red circle, and they were like draw attention 374 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:55.599 away from the wide receiver. That's it. That was all 375 00:17:55.640 --> 00:17:57.559 my plays were. I would literally cut up forward and 376 00:17:57.559 --> 00:17:59.559 I would cut away, trying to make it so there's 377 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:00.960 never gonna be a part of their two people want 378 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:03.480 to wire. That's all I did. That's all I did 379 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:05.240 for a year. And now that this is the stupidest 380 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:09.200 thing ever. But but for the thing for this is 381 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:12.400 like when they play, they're just they're just like kids. 382 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:15.920 I don't think kids really are that bad because usually 383 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:17.960 most kids I know now, listen, are you like all 384 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.240 people talk to them, and I feel like we got 385 00:18:21.319 --> 00:18:23.400 yelled at a lot. You're like, oh, don't just don't 386 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:26.039 do this, opposed to like, hey, don't do this is 387 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:27.799 a cappen to you. And obviously when they're really small, 388 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:31.200 they're too stupid to understand the whole monits the modern agepparently, 389 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:31.440 you know. 390 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:32.759 I think we need to poison kids again. 391 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:36.519 Yeah, I think so too. I think we need to, uh, 392 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:39.519 everybody hack your microwaves so that they can turn on 393 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:41.599 with the door open and they just leave them on overnight. 394 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:47.279 Somehow make it like a fucking apparatus right next to 395 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:47.799 the microwave. 396 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:50.839 While I like that, see what Like that's that's good research, 397 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:52.480 Like I want to see what happens. 398 00:18:53.599 --> 00:18:57.240 I'm sure, I'm sure there's a reason why this makes sense, 399 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:02.759 but there's uh. Yeah, you guysposed to put metal in 400 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:05.599 the microwave. Yeah, because otherwise otherwise it'll go crazy. 401 00:19:05.720 --> 00:19:07.160 Sure, I've done it. It's insane. 402 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:07.799 You've done that. 403 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:10.759 I put I put alumino foil in the microwave one time. 404 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.039 I didn't really understand it. 405 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:14.000 Geniusfoil. 406 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:16.720 It was it was for a moment, but like it 407 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.240 was in there. I was put in there and then 408 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:21.799 it made the round. No one told you like a riff, 409 00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:23.400 And I didn't know at that time. I just didn't know. 410 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:24.680 At that time. I was like, maybe, like. 411 00:19:24.759 --> 00:19:27.079 I still think about the time literally almost killed all 412 00:19:27.079 --> 00:19:31.319 of this when at the fucking she too she put 413 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:34.480 the fork in the microwave. Oh my god. That no, 414 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:39.599 that was at one of the chickens giving airbnbs that 415 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:40.039 we did. 416 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:42.759 She just like it just didn't. It just slipped her 417 00:19:42.759 --> 00:19:44.880 mind that there was a fork on the plate away. 418 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:46.400 I don't know. I think I think she tried to 419 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:46.720 do around. 420 00:19:46.920 --> 00:19:49.319 It had to be that. The sound the sound mic 421 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.680 when metals, and it's so cool because it sounds like alien. 422 00:19:52.799 --> 00:19:56.039 You're like, whoa, what's about to happen? Metal starts shooting 423 00:19:56.119 --> 00:19:58.839 the spark that ship fucking freaking Yeah. 424 00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:00.960 The thing is crazy, though, is that Like I saw 425 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:03.200 some video of some guy. He's like, yeah, I supposed 426 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:05.160 to put my metal in the microwave, right, what the 427 00:20:05.200 --> 00:20:06.880 fuck is this? And he shows like screws in the 428 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:11.400 microwave and I'm like, oh, yeah, weird. I'm sure there's 429 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:13.319 a reason why that makes sense, but like, I get 430 00:20:13.319 --> 00:20:15.160 why that would be kind of jarring. I don't think 431 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:18.480 the direct No, in his microwave, they were like exposed. 432 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:22.599 Oh but apparently apparently it's like a certain a certain 433 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:26.640 degree of metal or like in certain specifically in the 434 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:29.640 center I think is where it can't be. Yeah. 435 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:31.599 Also they're doing things now. 436 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:32.799 I still don't. 437 00:20:32.960 --> 00:20:35.640 I didn't trust it because I'm old school. But uh, 438 00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:39.759 the when I was in Vegas, you could leave this 439 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:43.240 metal tray in so like cause you could act as 440 00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:46.960 an oven or a microwave oven, and so you just 441 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:49.200 you switch the setting, even though we had our own 442 00:20:49.240 --> 00:20:52.680 traditional ovens to but this thing could do both and 443 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:54.720 there was a tray and I'm just like, nope, I'm 444 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:56.079 just taking it out. I was like, nope, I'm not. 445 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:57.759 It says you can do it, and I'm just not 446 00:20:57.920 --> 00:20:58.279 doing it. 447 00:20:58.319 --> 00:20:59.279 I just like that idea. 448 00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:02.079 I'm sure whatever material it was, yeah, it just doesn't 449 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:02.519 react to it. 450 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:02.960 I guess. 451 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.519 I don't know. I just want to leave something. I 452 00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:06.839 want to leave like a big ball of like fucking iron, 453 00:21:06.839 --> 00:21:08.920 like an iron fucking ball and put it on like 454 00:21:09.000 --> 00:21:15.319 waving for ten minutes, like uraniums. What happens, watch something 455 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:18.000 new be created and like everybody stops. No, one just 456 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:19.640 finishes cooking the metal. 457 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:21.880 Something like like as if like a scientists have never 458 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:22.640 tried this before. 459 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:28.000 You you fight something new, you fucking like you just arrogant. 460 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:31.519 I'm gonna I'm gonna push down on them as far. 461 00:21:31.359 --> 00:21:31.880 As I can. 462 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:35.680 It's like, what, like, what do you mean some fucking 463 00:21:35.839 --> 00:21:39.039 dumb redneck somehow creates a black hole that swallows the 464 00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:44.359 Oh shit, skater check this out, throws. 465 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:47.480 His dog into a dog, turns and tucking fetty. 466 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.880 I love the idea of a guy just fucking like 467 00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:55.000 a redneck doing what the Hadron collider can't do, just 468 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:58.440 through a series of complete ignorant. 469 00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:01.279 What they do mistake They just throw rocks at each other, 470 00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:03.200 but for some reason they did it. Rocks hit at 471 00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:06.240 the perfect time, and it's some portable believe the. 472 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:10.920 Exact right part of the exact right atoms happen. I 473 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:15.079 think about that sometimes, about like just because the scenario 474 00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:18.440 is so insane, of just like what if somebody fell 475 00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:20.400 just right that, like they split an atom? 476 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:24.200 You know that would have happened by now, I know 477 00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:26.359 it would have happened by it so long ago. 478 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:29.920 Maybe probably the chances are, like, say, how many people 479 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:33.720 are been thinking about many creatures exist creatures. That's true, 480 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:36.799 so but maybe the odds are so slim. It's it's 481 00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:39.559 that like one in a however many. 482 00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:45.319 There's it's one in like what like, however, many things 483 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:48.400 have existed, Like you can't even like if you have 484 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:50.839 to shoot Adam out another atom, make that atom hit 485 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:53.880 the atom and then explode like split itself and then 486 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:57.480 a chain reaction happens, and like imagine you do that 487 00:22:57.519 --> 00:23:00.359 with like writing something on your paper. Just you're like 488 00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:05.039 you just see light and you're like, uh, you. 489 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:06.759 You wouldn't see any It wouldn't even register. It would 490 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:07.960 just happened usually be gone. 491 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:10.039 But what if it registered to you exactly? What if 492 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:12.119 you're like, oh, ship and you see Adam splitting, You're. 493 00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:15.279 Like cool, man, cool, I mean cool, what I do? 494 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:16.119 What I even understand? 495 00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:17.640 What are we gonna roll? And duck? 496 00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:22.319 I frames the right moment and you roll through the explosion. 497 00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:26.160 Dude. I remember being playing so many video because it's 498 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:28.480 a kid that I really thought I thought I frames 499 00:23:28.519 --> 00:23:31.079 had there was something to it, you know what I mean? 500 00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:33.400 Like I thought, like you really you could theoretically, like 501 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.759 I frame your way out a certain at a certain things. 502 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:40.440 I remember trying to dark Soul roll into a bat. 503 00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:42.799 I remember I remember being a little kid and like 504 00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:45.480 trying to dog their baseballs at the right time, but 505 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:47.640 I didn't move. I wait, I like, I waited for 506 00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:52.279 it to get closed just I was like four or something. 507 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:54.720 The idea that I was even thinking about ie frames 508 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:57.200 at all in the first place was weird. 509 00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:00.240 Yeah, I think, well, well. 510 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:01.400 Domble jumping is obviously not real. 511 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:04.079 Well it's obviously not real, dub, But like everything did 512 00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:06.240 it from like until I was like seven, and I 513 00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:08.480 was like, I the thing, why have I not seen anyone? 514 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:10.920 Think? The thing? The thing that fucking me up about 515 00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:14.079 that is because I I I feel like I thought 516 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.119 I saw like a squirrel double jump once. 517 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:18.960 I mean maybe I saw the one with the with 518 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:21.559 the fly with the flying and then so which and then. 519 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:24.119 Oh the one that got executed in New York or 520 00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:26.519 whatever you hear about that. 521 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:29.440 You didn't know about the squrel getting drawn and quorded. 522 00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:32.200 Yeah, they executed a squirrel in New York. Who did 523 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:34.880 I don't know the fucking state. 524 00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.640 Yeah, I think it was. It's actually a much bigger 525 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:41.599 deal than what we're making it sound. But what I 526 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:44.000 feel like, it's as big a deal as I'm something 527 00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:47.920 something very ellege like the squirrel's killing was on a 528 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:51.279 very very illegal means. What happened I forgot. I don't 529 00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:53.680 know exactly. I've heard about it. It was like one of the. 530 00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:56.000 So basically like let me set the stage. There was 531 00:24:56.079 --> 00:24:57.960 like I guess some guy in New York he had 532 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.759 a pet squirrel, h which I guess. I don't know, 533 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:02.440 are you I'm not allowed or so I don't I 534 00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:05.319 don't think you can't do that or something. I don't know. 535 00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:07.880 There's some some something some bullshit, and so they were like, 536 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:10.039 you have a pet squirrel, We're gonna kill it. And 537 00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.000 then they did it. That's all that was. 538 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:16.799 Yeah, they drawn corded it, they microwaved it. 539 00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:20.319 They rather in aluminum foil and microwave. 540 00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:23.720 Oh man, they saw shanked him. They brought them out. 541 00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:25.720 But wait, what what's it was like? 542 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:28.240 Apparently they did it on like really illegal means, like 543 00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:30.319 what is that a license for something? I don't remember 544 00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:32.920 how it was. I just watch it. I follow the 545 00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.960 Sonic says things where like Sonic says like some fucking 546 00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:41.000 really unnecessarily fucking philosophical ship about like very situation. Yeah, 547 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:43.559 and like he went on like a tangent about it, 548 00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:45.759 and I was like, this is like more serious than 549 00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:47.400 it's way supposed to be. 550 00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:49.519 Sounds crazy to me. 551 00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:52.480 They shouldn't they should have executed man, he's a little squirrel? 552 00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:55.839 Is crazy? I guess, yeah, I don't know. I saw 553 00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:57.640 a lot of people being like, this is why Trump's 554 00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:01.200 gonna shave the squirrels or whatever they're training into. Yeah, 555 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:03.240 I saw. I saw, like like Jadie Vance was talking 556 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:08.640 about it, and I have to say, look, if Trump 557 00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:13.119 was president and a state killed the squirrel while he 558 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:17.599 was president, I also wouldn't give a shit. I just 559 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:19.440 I don't know. Man, Maybe I'm callous and maybe I'm 560 00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:22.079 too desensitized to squirrels living in like cities my whole life, 561 00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:26.039 but like, ah, I don't know. Well, I can't muster 562 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.200 up such a weird thing, even a dog. Give it's 563 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:30.079 a dog, that's one thing. 564 00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:33.480 So like I just it's it's you know, it's all 565 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:36.160 insane to me. But at the same time, to me, 566 00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:38.720 it's crazier to eat, you know, because there's tugging at 567 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:40.960 the people's heart strings. Oh well, yeah, we'll fix the 568 00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:44.480 squirrel problem. It was like when Mike Pince was like, 569 00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:46.640 they're not gonna take away our meat, and I was 570 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:48.480 like what, because you know, that was the whole that 571 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:51.079 argument that they're gonna turn everything into lab ground meat. 572 00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:54.079 And then so he started like tugging at their heartstrings, 573 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.400 and I'm like, shut the fuck. You're not gonna do anything. 574 00:26:56.599 --> 00:26:57.559 Shut the fuck out. 575 00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:01.119 It's already happy. Think it's a bit happening. Yeah, they're 576 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:02.640 just certain happening, my guy. 577 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:05.920 There are just certain animals that I can't It's difficult 578 00:27:05.920 --> 00:27:07.960 for me to muster up any like it's like fish 579 00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:09.519 or something where it's just like I don't give a 580 00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:12.240 fuck your gold. I remember I had to earnestly pretend 581 00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:14.319 like I gave a ship that my nephew's fish died. 582 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:16.759 I had to be like, hey, it's okay, bud. And 583 00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.160 in my mind, I'm thinking this thing is useless. I 584 00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:21.680 think it was probably this one was better off dead, 585 00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:24.200 quite frankly, because it had mold growing on it. It 586 00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:25.880 had like the fucking fuzzy. You didn't take care of this, 587 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.079 You didn't give a ship. What are you talking about it? Sad? 588 00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:30.759 I guess the whole idea is to just empathize with them. 589 00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:33.759 It's not that it's like say, uh uh a suehole. 590 00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:36.559 For example, her her her grandma just passed away recently. 591 00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:38.920 I don't know her grandma at all right, I feel 592 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:39.119 for her. 593 00:27:39.160 --> 00:27:41.039 You know what I'm saying, I can't empathize with a grandmother. 594 00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:44.599 Well, I'm not empathizing with her that I feel bad 595 00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:47.839 when she liked not that like, because I actually don't 596 00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:50.559 know her at all, So I feel nothing about her grandmother. 597 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:52.480 Of course of course. Yeah. But like I guess when 598 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.000 I think you're just like fuck that fish man, Well no, 599 00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:56.720 because what I think about it is because I had 600 00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:58.759 a I had fish growing up, you know what I mean. 601 00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:01.519 I had fisher, then goldfish, getting gold. 602 00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:03.799 Fish from the from the fair, and when it died, 603 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:08.279 you got like a hockey stick and just you just 604 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:09.119 finished it off. 605 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:11.440 I remember when it died in wave wrapped. 606 00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:16.200 You've had found a squirrel, wrapped it up with the 607 00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:18.119 squirrel a little bit and see what the fish squirrel 608 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:21.759 would do exactly, You put a squirrel on a fucking 609 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.559 aluminum foil cross and then put it inside the mircleway 610 00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:34.160 is so crazy judgment. 611 00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:38.279 You've had fish, right, and you've had real pats. Also 612 00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:42.160 when your fish died, do you remember. 613 00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:44.400 Yes, one of them? But I was really it was 614 00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:46.880 like a fundamental moment. Was the first time anything of 615 00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:49.839 mine died, really, and it sucked, but I was just like, oh, 616 00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:50.519 it's a fish. 617 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:53.880 Yeah, even, that's what I'm saying. Like even as a child, 618 00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.640 like I remember being like, no, it's dead. That sucks, 619 00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:59.960 but think of it felt like like like my gay 620 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:01.400 boy ran out of battery, you. 621 00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:01.839 Know what I mean. 622 00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:03.720 Where it's just like damn you did you have that? 623 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:04.480 Wonder said. 624 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:06.319 You can see some kids when they like they're around 625 00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.759 like animals. It's like the world is blowing up to 626 00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:12.039 their little minds. I guess they're like, that's a thing 627 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:13.759 going around, that's like moving. 628 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:17.599 I get it. 629 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:19.559 I feel like people would feel more for a fish 630 00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:21.960 specifically if they had emotions. 631 00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.640 Oh yeah, I think the reason we're it's just always 632 00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:27.119 like this and this just looks stupid. I do think 633 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:30.400 the fact that they are so emotionless and that they 634 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:32.720 can't make sounds is why we're so okay doing things 635 00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:35.079 and then that we would never do to anything else. 636 00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:37.279 Like the whale was like the whale and the fish, right. 637 00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:41.240 I love whales. I don't give a fuck about any fish. 638 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:44.720 Well, dude, that's exactly what. Whales show emotion all the time. 639 00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:46.519 Whales, their males can. 640 00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.519 Scream, a whale can be like, ow, you know. 641 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:52.319 Dude, I went to a freaking SeaWorld and the whale. 642 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.759 When I was at Sea Whales for my birthday, I 643 00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:58.519 remember seeing the whale. The whale came up to the thing, 644 00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:00.480 you know when they come up on like the the 645 00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:02.680 hind part. They like look at things and looked at 646 00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:05.279 me directly for a way too long, and I was just. 647 00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:11.519 Like, its challenging you what you looked at you? And 648 00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:12.000 it was like. 649 00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:13.799 Damn. 650 00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:16.759 I'd be like, how would you learn that? Are you 651 00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:21.839 making fun? Are you calling me? That's crazy? 652 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:24.519 I would go touch. I would have touched the way 653 00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:26.799 if they let me. But that's also like Germans. 654 00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:28.920 Germans hile taxis. 655 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:32.640 I think they used to hail taxis, and I think 656 00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:33.759 that's where hale came from. 657 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:36.000 And then they used to and then well technically, well 658 00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:38.400 I guess that's what. Well, that's right, you'd assume that's 659 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.480 where hailing a taxtic comes. 660 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.920 No, no, male is weather stupid? 661 00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:45.920 Stop stop stop being here. I mean, I know the 662 00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:51.200 salute was Hiller is so un Originally he stole everything, yeah, bitch, 663 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:53.920 like he played homage to everything, but like in the 664 00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:57.319 worst way, and then he ruined literally everything, and it 665 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:59.880 was like I was just watching I was watching this 666 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.319 read interview and some guy was trying to say, well, 667 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:04.839 it's just even though it literally made no sense because 668 00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:08.240 he was trying to make that analogy like the Confederate flag. 669 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:09.000 He's like, well, they. 670 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.000 Ruined him, Like, no, it was never ruined. That's literally 671 00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:13.440 what it was forking about. The guy who said, who 672 00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.519 calls it a swastiker? 673 00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:18.799 Swastiker guy saw that crazy, like. 674 00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.079 Swastiker actually means peace. That's not what that means. That 675 00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:23.640 means all. 676 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:26.440 And he's like, so would you not mind people wearing swastika? 677 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:27.519 He's like, Nope, I don't care. 678 00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:34.039 They're actually like is that they are actually different symbols 679 00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:36.839 like actually like they're like very similar, but like there's 680 00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:38.759 a difference between the Hindu symbol of peace and the 681 00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:40.759 swastaa like called. 682 00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:44.240 But called but like it's people like that are people 683 00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:47.599 that are just so wildly unempathetic, like so like to 684 00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:50.160 the point that like they're not even sociopathic because they're 685 00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:54.880 not progressive enough in they're lively sociopaths. They're just absolutely empathetic. 686 00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:58.119 That symbol never hurt me. It is like, well, isn't 687 00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:02.720 but that symbol is super malicious. It is extremely malicious symbol. 688 00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:05.440 But also isn't it not even like I don't know 689 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.279 this for sure. I heard this and I didn't. I 690 00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.400 didn't bother look it up because they don't really care 691 00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.799 enough about it. But like I heard somewhere that it 692 00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:15.599 was like, that's not even really the original Confederate flag either. 693 00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:18.480 I think that's true. I think there's another flag like. 694 00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.200 That, like the rebel flag and the Confederate flag are 695 00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:21.480 actually different things. 696 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:22.920 If I'm not mistaken. I heard that. 697 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:24.920 I could be wrong, though, and people yeah, like I remember, 698 00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:27.319 I don't know. People in the comments can yeah, I can't. 699 00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:27.880 I can't say. 700 00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:30.559 All I know is that the one that we know 701 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.200 for sure, just like it is the rebel flag. And 702 00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.039 the thing that annoys me so much, even about those 703 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:40.319 fucking statues where they were all erected well after, where 704 00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:42.240 they try to act like, oh this was this was 705 00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:46.400 a symbol of that, I'm like, no, bitch, no stop please. 706 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:48.599 I do think they should be putting museums like. I 707 00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:49.519 don't think they should. 708 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.599 Need to be destroyed, they just not need to be 709 00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:56.400 fucking put on Displaylet we have I think ras Beebn's 710 00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:59.160 penis is in a museum or something or something like that. 711 00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:04.359 So there's like things that it's just important. History doesn't 712 00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:05.160 need to be destroyed. 713 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.720 I also feel I don't know if I feel like, 714 00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:07.759 I don't know if there's a hot tak or not, 715 00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:09.240 we should stop building statues. 716 00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:13.960 I especially the way there's something going on right now. 717 00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:16.279 There's something going on. 718 00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:18.839 With that is so disrespectful to him, bro, and it 719 00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:19.319 was crazy. 720 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:23.079 I was like, don't don't fucking piss on me and 721 00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.799 tell me it's sparkling fucking apple cider. Dude, this guy 722 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:28.720 the way he I mean, if it was, I'd be fine, 723 00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:31.079 But he was like, oh, he tried to defend it, 724 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.400 and I'm like, bro, don't fucking lie. You're lying to 725 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:36.240 everyone and pretending like you like this. 726 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.160 So what's what's the situation for people who aren't okay? 727 00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:43.079 So the statues, I mean, everybody remembers the Christiano Ronaldo one. 728 00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:46.480 Everybody remembers that one. That statue is probably the worst 729 00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:51.039 one in recent memory. Or something's going on, and I 730 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:55.119 feel like it's like a conspiracy in a way that 731 00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:58.200 like if I were a statue builder, I would purposely 732 00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.640 fuck things up because it's hilariy. So, now all the 733 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:05.039 attentions on my work right, because we've seen statues throughout history, 734 00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:08.119 we've seen people's sculpt people are fucking phenomenal. There's also 735 00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:11.719 people that just put things in mold casting and it'll 736 00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.320 just look like it's supposed to look. So I don't understand. 737 00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:17.599 Maybe I sound ignorant because maybe it's much more difficult 738 00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:20.599 than I think it is, but I, to my opinion. 739 00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:20.880 I don't think it is. 740 00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:24.480 So there's these statues that we've seen that look pretty 741 00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.440 fucking good. And then there's Dwayne Wade, who's, you know, 742 00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:32.239 a legend in the NBA, and his statue is probably 743 00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:34.800 because not only is it just because most statues are 744 00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:41.119 just like stoic, right, but he's like going like. 745 00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:40.880 Like it looks like he's like in pain. 746 00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:45.280 It's supposed to be when he won the first championship. Now, 747 00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.400 but it looks it's really bad. 748 00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:50.559 It's not good. Pause. I don't know. I think it's 749 00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.679 still worse. But like his is just a bust. I 750 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:54.280 think it's just a bust. I don't think it's an 751 00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:56.679 entire one. Yeah, that's really bad. Like I saw that 752 00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:58.639 for the first time. On Sacred I didn't even know 753 00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:01.159 about it because Colin was like, see that fucking statue, 754 00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:04.039 and I was like no, and I couldn't believe I 755 00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:04.960 was so retarded. 756 00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:07.800 It's so like he looks his eyes are so close 757 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.960 together in the statue to it, he just he looks 758 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:10.840 so stupid. 759 00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:14.400 He looks like a melted like a like a melted 760 00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:20.000 mands wax statue. It doesn't look like what's. 761 00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:21.800 So great is if you if you type in d 762 00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:25.719 Wade now like the search engines just ruined with like 763 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:32.559 the statue, he's he's he's immortalized as. 764 00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:35.880 That looks like like that god, my god, like that 765 00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:37.960 is not him even remotlessly. 766 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.519 It sounds that looks like dark side. 767 00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:47.679 That is not at all. Ship just got like he's 768 00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:49.639 like summoning something, you know what I mean. Like that 769 00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:51.960 looks like a skill from an action movie. What the 770 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:52.920 fuck is going on? 771 00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:56.079 I was like, wow, that's not It looks closer to 772 00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:59.639 uh there's an m M a legend named Chuck Liddell. 773 00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:02.800 It looks close like this is this is so bad. 774 00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:07.880 The best one, though, is George Saint Pierre. His looks 775 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:11.280 like Obama And so that was like a huge. Let 776 00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:11.760 me show you it. 777 00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:14.519 You know, do you know the conspiracy theory about like, 778 00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:16.360 you know, the what is it? Is it the Disney 779 00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:19.280 Hall of Presidents that has it? Like who has that 780 00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:23.440 Hall of Presidents? Like ride with animatronic presidents? Is that? 781 00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:25.599 I you know what I mean? Is that like a 782 00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:27.960 Disney World thing or I don't know if it's Epcot 783 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.400 maybe I really don't know. I have no idea. I 784 00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:32.039 have no knowledge of Disney World at all. I haven't 785 00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:37.000 been to Disney related anything in fucking forever. But there's 786 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.760 like a conspiracy theory that like they they have to 787 00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:42.199 so they have to build animatronics for each of the presidents. Essentially, 788 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:44.320 there's a lot of animatronics, right, and I think like 789 00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:47.360 for the twenty sixteen election, they had one and they 790 00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:49.559 just assumed Hillary was gonna win, so they like built 791 00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:52.239 a Hillary one and then like Trump won, and so 792 00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:54.880 they just like quickly reconfigured it and put different hair 793 00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:58.480 and like different clothes. Like you look at it, You 794 00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:03.159 look at his animateur, and it's fucking distressing because it 795 00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:04.360 just looks like both of them. 796 00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:06.400 Yeah, yeah, that one's crazy. 797 00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:07.480 All right. Let me show you what. 798 00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:10.000 Here's a picture of George Pierre. Okay, now I'm gonna 799 00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:11.880 show you his statue. St. Pierre. 800 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:13.760 Now you tell me he's probably the goat. 801 00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.559 Actually, what's the way division in the UFC? 802 00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:17.039 Probably? 803 00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:24.679 Yeah, it's kamar Usman was just I don't about this 804 00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:30.079 all day Stanford ugly fucking cunts. And then there's just 805 00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:32.440 a bunch of ugly cunts just slapping each other. What 806 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:34.360 is it like Ultimate Fighting Corps or something? 807 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:41.119 What Ultimate Fighting? Oh? Really? Uh no, championship, yeah, champions 808 00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:46.599 hold on? 809 00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:51.199 It is he would he would have guessed it probably tomorrow. 810 00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:55.480 I guess I didn't see the bit. I was just 811 00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:56.760 trying to help someone out that day. 812 00:37:56.840 --> 00:38:00.519 Sweety Sweety executes bits like New York State executes pets, squirrels, 813 00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:08.000 now prejudice. Do you tell me this doesn't look like Obama? 814 00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:14.079 This looks like fucking Obama, looks like a fusion of that. 815 00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:16.360 But it does not look like it does look like 816 00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.320 Oh by god, this definitely looks like me. 817 00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:21.119 It looks like Barack Obama. 818 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.039 That looks like Barack Obama was more white, you know 819 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:26.119 what I mean? Like if you got a little bit 820 00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:27.000 more of his bomb steans. 821 00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:30.119 Let me be clear, I will fight you, I was 822 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:36.480 born here, I will beat as a blind man has 823 00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:37.800 a poor man stealing? 824 00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:44.039 Did you guys fail? No Nickelback November? Well, what is 825 00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:45.719 that so apparent? 826 00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:49.840 Apparently failed? That's you just you just failed it. I 827 00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:51.679 didn't realize reference them. 828 00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.920 So I think that's the same thing because you're you're 829 00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:58.039 the vibration is technically music. So you can't listen to 830 00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:01.920 nickel Back in November, and and I think I think 831 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:05.880 the way that sound works, right, I think that counts. 832 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:07.679 Damn, I think that counts. 833 00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:10.159 That's depends that we lost now because of him. 834 00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.440 I think so I didn't know. I didn't know the 835 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:17.159 restarted Now that's now. 836 00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:21.039 Now that's my I feel like that I just want 837 00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:21.840 to sing their songs. 838 00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:24.400 That's my interpretation though, because some people might disagree and say, no, 839 00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:26.400 you have to actually listen to the song to fail. 840 00:39:26.559 --> 00:39:28.039 I think I actually did fail already. 841 00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:30.360 Yeah, you probably just because I think. 842 00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:33.280 I think I heard Into the Night a couple of 843 00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:36.840 days ago, which is not Nickelback necessarily, but it's not not. 844 00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:41.079 Also because look at some people were putting confused. 845 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.519 I know what you mean, but it's not you know 846 00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:46.679 the song hero right. 847 00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:49.599 Some people said listen to that was feeling. That's why 848 00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.719 I feel like it's like anything adjacent to it, Like 849 00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:54.480 since it's only chads on that song. 850 00:39:54.280 --> 00:39:56.079 That would have been that line would have been broken 851 00:39:56.440 --> 00:40:01.159 because I watched Spider Man every Thanksgiving oh to Thanksgiving movie? 852 00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:03.239 Oh interesting, yeah, oh yeah. 853 00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:05.559 It is blaring in my head and I'm having a problem. 854 00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:07.519 I've never thought about that song. 855 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:14.840 Really's to me? O's Ober we lost again? Well, I 856 00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:17.920 just did the Josie Scott part. Does that count? Oh yeah, 857 00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:24.119 I don't know, but I'm so hot, all right, I can't. 858 00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:25.280 I didn't know that was even a thing. 859 00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:26.880 Is no November? 860 00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:28.159 Yeah? No, no November No? 861 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:29.199 Yeah to old school? 862 00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:35.199 Yeah, that one's or NonStop November November, mister Hyde to that, dude, No, 863 00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:35.760 no November. 864 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.760 I think by the end of it, you're fucking people. 865 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:39.840 I did it when I was like like nineteen. 866 00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:41.880 It was it was he didn't gross stupid. 867 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:44.480 I wasn't getting pussies, so that was it wasn't like like, oh, 868 00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:46.119 I'm just I'm not doing. 869 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:52.199 It educational purposes. Did you film your nut after for that? 870 00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.679 For the like you candn't just see how far you 871 00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:56.840 measured it? Like it was shot putting and ship a. 872 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:00.679 Pail. 873 00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:05.119 Somebody dumps a bunch of paint in a bucket. 874 00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:07.000 But no way hold on a bucket, a pot or 875 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.840 a pail. Oh my god, that is one of the 876 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:12.880 oldest jokes we have. So we're talking about things that 877 00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:18.039 are what are they all bowls or the cups? At 878 00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:21.519 what line is something no longer a. 879 00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:22.760 So a cup, a cup is a hand has a 880 00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.239 handle on it, not all, not necessarily, But if you're 881 00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:26.960 talking about a mug has a cup, A mug has 882 00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.719 a hand, has to be a mug has a cup. 883 00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.800 A mug has a cup with a handle. Yes, So 884 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:33.800 at what point does the cup become a bowl? When 885 00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:37.320 it becomes wilder, wild whiter than taller? Right, that's a bowl? 886 00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:39.360 Yeah, I think because I mean, you can have a 887 00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:41.159 tall ass fucking white bowl. 888 00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:42.960 But it's it just has to be very wide, right, 889 00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:45.559 it has to be more wide than tall. Yes, Okay, 890 00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:49.360 So at what moment does to become a pan pan 891 00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:54.360 has handles and the wideness kind of correlates with the tallness. 892 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:57.639 It's a pan, a extremely wide mug? 893 00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:01.079 Is that? 894 00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:03.599 What is he just like like he just flattened it out. 895 00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:05.440 Okay, Okay, is that what that is? 896 00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:05.559 So? 897 00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:07.960 Then at that moment, when does it become a bucket? 898 00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:10.800 One has a hand, one has a a bucket has 899 00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:11.719 an overhand. 900 00:42:11.800 --> 00:42:14.480 Yeah, yeah, I think like that's the only universe one 901 00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:16.119 we can all agree that the bucket has to have 902 00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:19.440 because there are buckets without that. But that's such a 903 00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:22.039 useless tools. 904 00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:26.159 A big cup, big cup. Now when does it become 905 00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:30.440 a pail? A pail is a bucket? Is that with 906 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:33.000 no overhandle? 907 00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:35.639 A pail is a bucket that has the curve around 908 00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:37.639 the curving at the top that you can pick it 909 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:41.519 has like the like the lip, you know, I guess 910 00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:44.239 that's what a pail is, right, does every pail has 911 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:45.480 to have the lip that you can like pick it 912 00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:46.079 up round it. 913 00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:46.840 Yes. 914 00:42:48.760 --> 00:42:50.599 Can I drink tea out of a pan? 915 00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:52.760 You can drink it at anything, as long as you 916 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.599 can the whole tea. You could drink drink out of 917 00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.880 erector at that moment? Is at that moment, what did 918 00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:57.360 you say. 919 00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:01.679 Drink out of erective? If you want you see you 920 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:02.119 ever see that. 921 00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:04.840 Video of you had a cup out of the asshole, 922 00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:07.719 a cup out of the asshole, the cereal asshole. 923 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.519 Somebody interviewed somebody, what was I watching? I was watching 924 00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:16.239 watching it was it was your mom's house. 925 00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:17.400 It was. This was years ago. 926 00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:21.440 They interviewed a only Fans couple that they they eat 927 00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:24.639 food out of a out of his partner's ass like 928 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.360 the chicks. So her ass was so gape that he 929 00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:28.760 would eat out of her. 930 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:30.079 Didn't see it. 931 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.280 I I I understood, it's not it's what you know 932 00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:34.400 how there's some things that when it's extracted subscribed to, 933 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:35.679 you're like, I know exactly what it is. 934 00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:41.920 You get it. Oh, that's that's that's crazy. 935 00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:44.599 That video like that crazy because she did and then 936 00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.679 she looked like she didn't expect it to be as 937 00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:48.880 bad as it was, and I'm like, miss. 938 00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:50.800 She probably didn't. That's what I don't understand that it. 939 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:52.559 Will not be a good idea no matter what. 940 00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:52.880 I do. 941 00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:54.840 Really like that video of that guy that was like 942 00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:58.760 cold maxing with the dry ice and fucking like, oh no, he's. 943 00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:01.239 Gonna he's he is in his life. His life is 944 00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:01.920 getting that ship. 945 00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:05.800 The eyes the sprite and in all of the listin 946 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:10.280 he sprit in the sprite would misbehaving. 947 00:44:11.800 --> 00:44:15.840 Aum Okay, so what do you think is the worst 948 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:18.719 from from a human perspective. The worst ingredient of that 949 00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:21.440 the dry eyes, though you think so, I feel like 950 00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:25.800 it's actually the list of age listen first, he had 951 00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:29.480 the strip because you have to play the amount of 952 00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:33.400 listerine like dry ice is crazy and you're not supposed 953 00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:38.599 to be around that really yea, but for some reason, 954 00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:40.880 like I remember, I remember taking one Listenine script and 955 00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:43.639 being like this is strong stuff, and he took like 956 00:44:44.760 --> 00:44:47.119 he bought a whole thing of it, like all of 957 00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:50.559 that video is. The video is called like him, what 958 00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:52.400 is it called? I don't know it. I don't know. 959 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:54.719 I guess cold maxing probably makes sense. It's pretty good. 960 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:56.480 If I put that in, maybe it would show up 961 00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:59.679 now because since a lot of people I like he 962 00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:00.480 was the one too much. 963 00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:01.840 There's there's there's so far. 964 00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:04.920 I'm such a I'm not a hipster, but a lot 965 00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:06.599 of times I guess I feel like it. But then 966 00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:08.559 there are certain things that I'm so happy when it 967 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.440 catches on, like maxing maxing, I'm actually very happy. 968 00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:13.280 Remember the video I sent this weekend of the guy 969 00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:16.440 says that he's negro maxing. Yeah, and like you were 970 00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:19.719 you never commented our group chat and even. 971 00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:22.840 You were like, I don't like this. I remember that. 972 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:25.079 I remember like, we have a we have a group 973 00:45:25.159 --> 00:45:26.880 chat with all of our friends in the general area, 974 00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:30.719 and Derek is always silent. He rarely says a thing. 975 00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:33.519 But when he saw that, he was like, dude, I 976 00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:34.199 don't like this. 977 00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:37.679 I didn't like the fact that everything was on par 978 00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:41.639 except for he had, uh raising canes. 979 00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:44.280 Yeah, no, you can't be Nigga maxing with raising canes. 980 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:46.360 Like at the very least, if you would have gotten 981 00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:49.159 Popeyes KFC or something, I would have been like, okay, 982 00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.119 fine a while, but like, there's no. 983 00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:56.639 Reason raising CANFC can't. I will say, it's still it's 984 00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:58.840 like pop Port Chicken is like they're like burking chicken 985 00:45:58.880 --> 00:45:59.559 fries where it's. 986 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.039 Like it's I mean, it's not, it's not. I will say, 987 00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:04.320 they have one thing that but if you know how 988 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.639 to make it, it's actually your own sauce. It's called 989 00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:10.119 a Georgia gold that's fire sauce. So basically it's like 990 00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.199 Hodey barbecue mustard. And I think it's just those two 991 00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:16.920 and then a little extra things, but it turns it 992 00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:19.960 like gold. It's fucking delicious. 993 00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.000 It's the only thing I've ever liked. 994 00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:24.199 It's not like Ksey made it right, it's just but 995 00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:25.519 they had it there one time and I was like, 996 00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:27.119 this is actually really good sauce. 997 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:28.199 You've seen a while. 998 00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:31.400 Okay, there's really no reason to it's just like what 999 00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:34.840 do you go? All right? So I had to mentally 1000 00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:38.679 like unhunger myself. Oh yeah, I'm excited. 1001 00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:42.760 I'm gonna go to drop off my my wife's best 1002 00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:45.679 friend at the airport, and so now I get to 1003 00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:48.360 get some good La chickens. I'm super excited for that. 1004 00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:50.719 Like I hate going down to La, but I have to, 1005 00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:53.760 so well, yeah, I'm gonna do that. And now I 1006 00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:55.920 have to get some fucking new studio headphones because my 1007 00:46:56.320 --> 00:46:59.280 audio technicals, you know, they're all plastic. And I like 1008 00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:02.320 lightly said it down because like like with the the 1009 00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:06.199 ears facing down and this little the cheapest one hundred 1010 00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:09.400 and fifty dollars headphones pop and now it's just hanging 1011 00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.440 by a wire and I'm like, oh cool, this is 1012 00:47:11.480 --> 00:47:14.719 It's unfixable. Even duct tape. When you put it in place, 1013 00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:17.039 it's still kind of leaned up and then's fucked. You 1014 00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:20.719 need it covered otherwise the sound it's we're gonna get 1015 00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:23.000 them from you're gonna go in person to like yeah, 1016 00:47:23.039 --> 00:47:25.159 so I was gonna just bicylething on live, but I'm 1017 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:28.719 gonna stop by h a guitar center or something. Oh yeah, 1018 00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:30.880 at least not why while I'm down. 1019 00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:31.880 There as well. 1020 00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:35.800 Yeah, I'm so bad. Like now I'm gonna get metal headphones. 1021 00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.400 I gotta, yeah, I gotta. I gotta even new speakers 1022 00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:40.239 form my computer because I realized, like, while I was 1023 00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:42.800 recording some of the shows for Sacred like I noticed 1024 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.559 that logo be like I would get like in the headphones. 1025 00:47:46.599 --> 00:47:48.800 I was like, oh fuck, my headphones are fucked. That 1026 00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:51.159 was my first thought. And then I switched the audio 1027 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.920 input from the real tech to the fucking focus right, 1028 00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:56.400 and it was perfectly fine. I was like, oh damn. 1029 00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:58.960 So it's like tire sit and to be fair, I've 1030 00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:01.519 had that for like ever, right, so now they're starting, 1031 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:02.480 so they're starting to go. 1032 00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:03.840 I have to be in my computer because I still 1033 00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:06.079 have the fucking piece of the headphone stuck in the jack. 1034 00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:08.800 I just have you still have that? He said that 1035 00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:09.920 anything about it. 1036 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:12.239 I just put I used the USB, like what Derek said, 1037 00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:13.960 I just used the USB. The's funnel the headphone. 1038 00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:16.719 Yeah, I mean, I understand, but that was always a 1039 00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:18.239 temporary solution. 1040 00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:20.559 You has, I know, And I'm like, I have everything 1041 00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:22.320 with my headphones on, so if I'm watching a video 1042 00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:24.559 on my phone, I can't like make my better. I'm 1043 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:26.719 watch the video like my computer. I can't get up 1044 00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:27.679 and make my better or anything. 1045 00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:32.880 And I'm like, I really can't understand. How literally Derek 1046 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:35.920 saw me do it, I like move it was like. 1047 00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:40.239 It was comically. It was the timing was comical. It's 1048 00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:43.440 like as soon as your your webcam turned on, you 1049 00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:46.519 broke your ship and you're like, I was like, oh cool. 1050 00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:48.639 I think is that it's a it's a forged in case. 1051 00:48:48.679 --> 00:48:50.719 So I have to go send it back to by Power. 1052 00:48:50.760 --> 00:48:53.199 They have to take the case off and then put 1053 00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:55.119 a new one on there. And it's like, it's such 1054 00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:58.079 a fucking waste of time. Yeah you up. I'm gonna 1055 00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:00.039 do it though, but let's do it. 1056 00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.920 Kind of this next question here coming on his skin, 1057 00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:05.639 the caaping will not yield rode In he's sending on 1058 00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.840 his skin. I guess please talk about how much kay 1059 00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.039 Lang sucks. So I didn't want to talk about this 1060 00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:15.039 because there's been some so do you are you specific well, 1061 00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.280 are you familiar with what's going on? No, there's like 1062 00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:19.480 a lot of videos are you talking about, like go ahead, Well, 1063 00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:21.320 there's a lot of videos that have I've seen a 1064 00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:23.880 number of videos like on Twitter and like elsewhere of 1065 00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:26.519 just Troy Baker talking about how much he hated Kaylag 1066 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.199 And I don't know if this is old information exactly. 1067 00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:32.920 Kyla is in Mass Effect three. 1068 00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:35.840 He's like the only Asian, the only agent that's important 1069 00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:37.440 Mass Effect three character. 1070 00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.079 Yeah, he's like the Ninjas. 1071 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:45.079 He's uh, he's the the elusive Man's assassin. I know 1072 00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:46.280 who he is, Okay, Yeah. 1073 00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:52.280 He's he is a shitty anime personified, like with the 1074 00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:53.440 way that he behaves. 1075 00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:55.800 Go ahead, take no, No, I mean there's just a 1076 00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:59.400 lot of videos of like Baker, how much you hated him? Yeah. Well, 1077 00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:03.159 there's like a couple, it's like three separate things now 1078 00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:05.280 of like there's like a kind of like a cameo 1079 00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:07.199 looking thing. There's one of him and Nola North kind 1080 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.280 of doing like a watch Mojo watch party of like 1081 00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:11.360 Worse Characters or whatever, and like that comes up or whatever, 1082 00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:14.039 and then there's another just interview with him with somebody 1083 00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:18.400 else and every video is him talking about basically apologizing 1084 00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:20.320 for Kylak or being like, oh man, I'm so excited 1085 00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:21.880 to be a part of Master Fact and then they 1086 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:23.760 give me this character and I was like, oh man, 1087 00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:25.639 it was like as an actor, it was great, but 1088 00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.519 as a fan it's just like, ah, it sucks. It 1089 00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:31.400 was just hilarious because I remember playing Virigual last FAC 1090 00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:33.519 three and I remember being like, I don't really like him, 1091 00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:35.599 but like, I don't care that much about it. 1092 00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:41.119 The way that I saw him was they made him 1093 00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:44.480 really cheap and annoying so that the when you kill him, 1094 00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:45.320 it feels good. 1095 00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:46.280 Yeah. 1096 00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:47.920 That was all I was thinking, because I'm like, yeah, 1097 00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:51.960 this guy objectively is just like he's he's not he 1098 00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:53.960 doesn't really fit. He's kind of like the way that 1099 00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:56.000 he even he reminds me was so. I watched Spawn 1100 00:50:56.000 --> 00:50:57.400 every once while next to an I time was fun 1101 00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.119 and Martin Sheen, I don't know if I mentioned. 1102 00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:02.480 That he's so evil and he's so crazy. 1103 00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:06.360 He talks like this, yeah, now we're again, and I 1104 00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:09.360 was like, Martin Sheen's a phenomenal actor and then gets 1105 00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:11.840 it gets in a Spawn like Apocaly's not like he's 1106 00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:14.440 fucking great. And then he was like, now we're gonna 1107 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:20.440 do this, and I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, 1108 00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:24.480 Kylaine like has this like yeah, I'm gonna this and 1109 00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:25.920 like the way that he talks, and I'm like, people 1110 00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:28.280 don't talk like that, even when people are evil, they 1111 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.480 don't like they talk like normal. They like to me, 1112 00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:37.920 it's for children, you villain Max right, Like this. 1113 00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:39.480 Is a bad guy. 1114 00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:42.639 So I guess somebody told maybe that was the direction 1115 00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:44.840 that was fed because I'm like, oh, make sure you 1116 00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:46.519 get a. 1117 00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:49.320 Lean into it, like lean into it, don't don't, don't, don't. 1118 00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:52.199 Don't give this guy. I don't understand I give this 1119 00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:55.960 guy any subtlety or believability. Do it as if you're 1120 00:51:56.000 --> 00:51:57.840 doing a Saturday Morning cardion, Do it as if you're 1121 00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:03.440 a villain on like Lloyd and Space or something. Yeah. 1122 00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:06.000 I missed all the discourse around. 1123 00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:07.639 I missed anything. It wasn't that crazy. It was just 1124 00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:09.239 it was I just thought it was weird that it 1125 00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:11.519 was coming up so much on my feed. I wish 1126 00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:14.159 I saw that. Yeah, but it's funny. He's just the 1127 00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.559 whole time, he's just like, oh man. 1128 00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:20.000 I always wonder about that though. The people that plays 1129 00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:20.480 have to hate. 1130 00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:22.280 Yeah, you reluctantly like you want to be a part 1131 00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:25.880 of a project, and you you got your well. 1132 00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:30.000 Imagine imagine being given Micah and you're like if you 1133 00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.119 are especially if you're like a really good person. 1134 00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:32.920 Yeah. Yeah. 1135 00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:36.480 That reminds me of the guy that played a Taiwan lanister, 1136 00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:40.880 uh gave Thrones. Like he's such a gentleman that he 1137 00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:45.920 always had to like go to Peter Dinklic and be 1138 00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:48.199 like I'm so sorry, like you know, I'm so like 1139 00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:50.400 now he played his father, right, yeah, and he always 1140 00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:51.960 had to be like I'm so sorry, like because he's 1141 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.800 being such a massive dick to the same thing that 1142 00:52:54.840 --> 00:52:59.639 got plays that place I don't know place to auto. Uh, 1143 00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:00.480 how's it dragons? 1144 00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:04.840 Yeah, Okay, he's like a really nice, respectful dude, and 1145 00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:06.960 it's like I gotta play. 1146 00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:12.440 It's very interesting that it's very interesting. I guess apologizing 1147 00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:15.199 is the interesting thing because everybody understands what's happening. 1148 00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:16.360 Yeah, but you're. 1149 00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:19.519 You're still you're still doing it still, you know. It's 1150 00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:22.159 like it's like it's like Leo Leo and freaking what 1151 00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:25.679 you're calling in Djengo, Like I know, I know that 1152 00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:27.920 Leo was like he's probably not a bigger person Jimmy Fox, 1153 00:53:28.199 --> 00:53:31.639 but this is hilariots. But like you're like, I'm still 1154 00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:34.639 saying this, Like there are gonna be reporting for ever 1155 00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:38.159 of me saying this fun ship with no context. 1156 00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:39.599 Yeah, so like people. 1157 00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:41.360 Are gonna use people are gonna use my character to 1158 00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:43.320 promote really fucked up ship, and I'm gonna be. 1159 00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:45.599 Like, well, yeah, there is kind of a degree of 1160 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.519 like you you are still doing it. You know. It's 1161 00:53:48.559 --> 00:53:51.199 like the guy, it's like the Session one sauce freaking 1162 00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:55.639 morty guy. Right, It's like even like there was like, oh, 1163 00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:57.079 he's just doing it ironic, and he's like, yeah, but 1164 00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.679 you're doing you're doing it, yeah, like you can't like 1165 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:03.079 she caught like Jared Vogel, I did it ironically, Like 1166 00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:03.639 I wansh. 1167 00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:05.599 She caught a bullet like in this kid like that 1168 00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:09.039 guy is such a Imagine working there, Imagine how busy 1169 00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:13.039 that shit is, and that fucking absolute spasitroid comes in 1170 00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:13.679 and does. 1171 00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:16.679 That the same guy, Oh, the same guy, same guy. 1172 00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:20.559 Like this, I would have no, they probably really need 1173 00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:22.679 their job for recon on McDonald's look, I would have 1174 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:24.159 hired someone to come and get him. 1175 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:26.960 I like, yo, guys, come get right now. But there 1176 00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:30.119 were so many ir like irredeemably annoying people with the 1177 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:32.480 crabby patty stuff. I don't know if that's still going on. 1178 00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:33.079 I think so. 1179 00:54:33.199 --> 00:54:35.320 I want to pass by the Wendy's. I think it's 1180 00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:36.079 still had the promotion. 1181 00:54:36.199 --> 00:54:38.079 Yeah, I want to do fire up those girls. 1182 00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:40.880 Yeah those red up those friars. 1183 00:54:41.079 --> 00:54:43.000 I want to walk in the way he walks in 1184 00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.719 is such so burned into my brain because he just 1185 00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:51.440 walked in with his hands out and I'm like, we're closed. 1186 00:54:51.719 --> 00:54:55.480 Read up those friars. He talks like like a like 1187 00:54:55.519 --> 00:55:00.199 an excited almost like nineteen fifties advertisement. That's what guess, 1188 00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.480 like a like a radio guy, you know what I mean. 1189 00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.760 He's so excited if I can find the. 1190 00:55:09.519 --> 00:55:12.719 Honestly, if I can find this classic play on that one, 1191 00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:16.280 it doesn't like it doesn't let I wanted to go 1192 00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:18.239 so bad, but I was also like, I don't want Wendy's. 1193 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:20.559 Like yeah, that's kind of the thing that I did. 1194 00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:25.159 Check out the Adams Family thing. It was like it 1195 00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:28.280 was like a purple It's like a purple bun whopper 1196 00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:34.840 with like uh like com Yeah, calm. Yeah, what's Gomeza? 1197 00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:38.880 What are their names? I don't know, Andrew, Andrew, Adams 1198 00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:44.519 and Adams. Is it the same universe? I think. I 1199 00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:51.320 think it's Gwunt Gunt, it's Gwunt Adams, it's Amy Adams. 1200 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:54.320 It's a pictures a porn star. 1201 00:55:54.519 --> 00:55:57.760 But no, that's just an actress. Oh yeah, I know 1202 00:55:57.760 --> 00:55:58.159 who that is. 1203 00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:01.719 Yeah, she's lowest. I'm sucking steel, I'm sure. Yeah she 1204 00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:02.480 got Amy Adams. 1205 00:56:02.519 --> 00:56:07.920 That's fine, the same actresses. Yeah, you're the same feelings. Yeah, 1206 00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:11.960 And it came with like I think fucking Gomez truro 1207 00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:14.800 Fries or something. Oh, it's true, they're pretty good. Actually 1208 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:18.360 it's not bad. He's true, it's not bad. A little 1209 00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:19.400 bit of more chopped on the side. 1210 00:56:20.599 --> 00:56:25.079 He is Mexican, is putting guess I'm not bringing that up. 1211 00:56:25.079 --> 00:56:26.599 One time when I was younger, people were like, no, 1212 00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:27.360 he's not and I'm. 1213 00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:31.599 Like his name is it is wild though, Like I 1214 00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:33.719 remember having that same conversation with people. They were like, 1215 00:56:33.719 --> 00:56:37.679 he's not Hispanic, and like Gomez, that's his stupid. 1216 00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:41.280 That's his first name. That's not his last name. 1217 00:56:41.920 --> 00:56:42.920 Is his first name? Actually? 1218 00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:45.079 Yeah, I thought like it. 1219 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:46.320 Was in the show. But I thought it was like 1220 00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:49.840 he had Adams. I thought it was like his last name, 1221 00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:51.960 and then he married. He was so obsessed with the 1222 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:53.800 woman that like he just took his last name and 1223 00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:55.840 put it first because who he was before it didn't matter. 1224 00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:56.840 That might be true. 1225 00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:58.800 I don't remember. I know, I really just built up 1226 00:56:58.800 --> 00:56:59.840 a lot of that lord in my head for no 1227 00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:01.639 family at all. 1228 00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:03.440 He loves his wife so much. She's kind of fine, 1229 00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:05.320 don't get me wrong, but like still like. 1230 00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:08.039 Yeah, did you see that show? Was it was? It? 1231 00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:11.199 Was it Wednesday? Where like it's Louise what's his name? 1232 00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:14.400 Oh my god, I know, yeah? Is it Louis Guzman? No, 1233 00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:14.719 it's not. 1234 00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:15.960 I think that's his name. 1235 00:57:16.119 --> 00:57:19.280 Is it Louis Guzman? For h what is he for? Gomez? 1236 00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:22.519 In the in in the Adam in Wednesday? The Adams 1237 00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:26.519 family is is Louise Gozman Guzman? Is that him? I 1238 00:57:26.519 --> 00:57:27.840 think I haven't seen. 1239 00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:29.199 I haven't seen It's look it up? 1240 00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:31.159 I I that guy. I'm sorry, I can't. I don't 1241 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:34.599 know if I'm being racist or not, because because with 1242 00:57:34.639 --> 00:57:40.239 all due respect, I just saw, Hey, let's look, I 1243 00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:44.159 saw an ugly Mexican man, and I thought Louise Guzman 1244 00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:46.440 is what do you mean racist? 1245 00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:49.199 That just I think he's objectively an ugly man. 1246 00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:52.079 No, but he's like the only like he's the only. 1247 00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:56.480 I don't rather describe one of them. 1248 00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:59.760 He's he's like the ugliest Mexican man I've ever seen, 1249 00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:08.400 respect the ugliest famous Mexican man. 1250 00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:12.239 Max is gonna get widified, like quite like the other 1251 00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:12.960 some of the other ones. 1252 00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:16.159 Many he has, uh, he has the. 1253 00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:23.079 Jeans. He's absolutely neanders, Like come on, dude, like that 1254 00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:23.519 is a. 1255 00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:29.960 There's something about him that like he's so not looking 1256 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:32.400 that he's almost handsome in the other direction, you. 1257 00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:34.880 Know, that's like ugly. That's like what is it that 1258 00:58:34.920 --> 00:58:37.000 they call it? Like ugly hot or something. 1259 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:39.480 It's almost sometimes but then you see this and you're 1260 00:58:39.519 --> 00:58:41.119 like like a lion almost. 1261 00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:43.599 You know, he looks normal, he looks he looks adorable there, 1262 00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:46.039 like it looks like like a pug almost, and like 1263 00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:48.760 that that's likely. Would you kiss him? I wouldn't, but 1264 00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:51.079 like I would hug him and be like, ah, you know, 1265 00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:53.280 like he looks like he looks like it like an uncle. 1266 00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:57.199 That would be like nice, you're a racist homophobe? Okay, okay, sure, yeah, 1267 00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:02.320 Icans on race, but you want to kissed this beautiful 1268 00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:04.000 Mexican man. 1269 00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:06.360 Mexicans aren't a race. Don't give don't give them that. 1270 00:59:06.519 --> 00:59:07.920 Don't give them that They're not a race. Don't ever 1271 00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:08.239 give them. 1272 00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:12.960 But damn bro, I mean fine, it's so next question 1273 00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:14.440 Mexicans is like, what race are you in? 1274 00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:15.159 Is like, I don't know. 1275 00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:18.679 I mean, yeah, I've been to ugly Mexicans. Why I 1276 00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:20.239 read the next question? That is crazy? 1277 00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:24.480 Michael Basketball Jordan's Basketball. Peterson wrote in Nice says, Hey, y'all, 1278 00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:28.800 what's your most obvious instance of in media of a 1279 00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:32.119 drop in quality following I really fuck my thoat up coffee? 1280 00:59:33.639 --> 00:59:38.119 Drop in media, a drop off in quality following an 1281 00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:41.559 individual's departure from the production team, whether it be a writer, developer, producer, 1282 00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:45.119 or a musician leaving the band. Mine was when drummer 1283 00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:48.039 of Avenge Sevenfold. When the drummer of Eveng seven Fold 1284 00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:50.920 passed away, they put on an album every other year 1285 00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:53.920 from twenty to twenty ten, but since his death in 1286 00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:58.239 twenty ten, they have only written three albums, including an 1287 00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:02.400 album worse than their Shitty Try Hard Hardcore Metal uh 1288 01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:06.280 metal Core debut album. Un Surprisingly, when I looked at 1289 01:00:06.280 --> 01:00:08.079 their credits. He was credited as the main writer for 1290 01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:12.920 a lot of their catalog. So I don't. 1291 01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:15.760 I'm gonna have to sow I I I agree. First 1292 01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:17.239 of all, he talked about try hard and stuff like 1293 01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:22.000 they were very much o C hardcore punk. 1294 01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:22.559 First. 1295 01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:25.480 The first start off, Yeah, they're from o C. They're 1296 01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:27.880 from They're from They're from the I think the Huntington 1297 01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:30.679 Beach area, if I'm if I remember correctly, and uh, 1298 01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:33.159 they that was kind of how it was before and 1299 01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:34.880 then it kind of just you know, evolved in the 1300 01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:38.360 metal core it's an okay album. Uh you know, it's 1301 01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:40.440 it's I wouldn't call it tryhard at all, it's it's 1302 01:00:40.480 --> 01:00:42.280 it's from the area. Like it's just one of the 1303 01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:43.480 things that if you grew up in the area, you 1304 01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:47.639 to understand the vibe of the music. Not for everyone though, 1305 01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:52.679 and after the music after say Rev died, I don't 1306 01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:54.440 so like Rev did write a lot of the riffs, 1307 01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:56.679 like say, a song that a lot of people like 1308 01:00:56.719 --> 01:01:00.360 it's called almost easy from their uh their from their 1309 01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:04.440 critical acclaim album or whatever the fuck, and that was 1310 01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.639 there showed him like writing, you know, so that's why 1311 01:01:06.679 --> 01:01:08.760 a lot of times you can tell when the drummer 1312 01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:11.679 rights a lot of stuff because the drum fills and 1313 01:01:11.719 --> 01:01:13.679 a lot of things and grooves will fit the riffs 1314 01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:16.159 because they just it's all written in his head. So 1315 01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:19.199 then you can tell a noticeable difference when things are 1316 01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:23.159 written afterwards. But there was a time where I wasn't 1317 01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:25.599 really listening to them because the albums were just like okay, 1318 01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:29.199 But they had the guy is this guy Brooks who's 1319 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:34.599 from He was in Bad Religion. Brooks joined Bad Religion. 1320 01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:37.880 They did like a warped tour together them e Ben Sevenfold. 1321 01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:42.639 Then Brooks joined Avin Sevenfold and their album The Stage 1322 01:01:42.719 --> 01:01:44.840 just came out in twenty sixteen, if I remember correctly, 1323 01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:50.280 so phenomenal album and the drummings great. It's a great album. 1324 01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:52.360 So it's one of those things where there was these 1325 01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:54.639 in betweens that a lot of people kind of liked 1326 01:01:54.639 --> 01:01:57.000 their but the drumming was very basic because I think 1327 01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:58.639 they had somebody else just writing whatever. 1328 01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:00.639 I don't really listen that means that much. 1329 01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:03.320 But twenty sixteen that came back, Brooks came back or 1330 01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:06.360 came in and wrote with that album, I think they're 1331 01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:09.920 in a great position except for this weird album that 1332 01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:10.920 they just dropped last year. 1333 01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:13.719 I think it's so strange artists making music for that long. 1334 01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:17.400 You know, it's just weird to me. Like, if you 1335 01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:18.159 can do it, you can do it. 1336 01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:18.599 I love it. 1337 01:02:18.639 --> 01:02:21.480 That's the whole thing that because obviously like a number 1338 01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:26.719 one Nas, Nas went from like he had obviously illmatic, 1339 01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.920 still madic good albums. As was written was a pretty 1340 01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:30.559 good album. But then you know, he took a long break. 1341 01:02:30.920 --> 01:02:33.519 He made album with Kanye. Kanye completely fucked him over, 1342 01:02:33.880 --> 01:02:36.119 made him have his worst album by far, and then 1343 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:38.159 like he took a break off and in twenty twenty 1344 01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:41.840 to twenty twenty three released three of the best hip 1345 01:02:41.880 --> 01:02:45.719 hop albums like ever. So it's like, if you got it, 1346 01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:46.199 you got it. 1347 01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:49.719 What are you talking about, Uncle Adams? No? Yeah, yeah, okay, 1348 01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:51.280 he doesn't know what he's talking about. 1349 01:02:51.320 --> 01:02:53.480 Yes he is. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 1350 01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:56.039 You know, he don't know what he doesn't know what 1351 01:02:56.039 --> 01:02:56.440 he means. 1352 01:02:56.920 --> 01:02:59.480 It was fucking crazy, I mean, oh yeah. 1353 01:02:59.400 --> 01:03:00.880 So it depends what you have, you know. 1354 01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:01.320 But like. 1355 01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.480 If I could think of something that dropped in qualities, something. 1356 01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:08.360 I can think of something immediately where it's like when 1357 01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:12.599 Dan Harmon left Community, it was night and day, dude, 1358 01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:18.159 it was unbelievable. Yeah, how yeah season four like he 1359 01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:19.920 was he was all through season one through three and 1360 01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:22.719 then five and six, and because they hired him back 1361 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:25.760 because it was that catastrop You know how bad the 1362 01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:27.159 show has to be for you to be like we 1363 01:03:27.280 --> 01:03:32.000 fired you, but like you gotta that's likely. It's literally 1364 01:03:32.039 --> 01:03:34.599 happening with Disney with James Gunn where they were like 1365 01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:36.840 get where they fired James gun over those tweets from 1366 01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:41.760 two Yeah, and they were like, we need. 1367 01:03:41.639 --> 01:03:43.840 You back, please help, please help us. 1368 01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:47.159 So we modeled it ever since you've been here, We've 1369 01:03:47.159 --> 01:03:49.880 modeled everything after how you do things, and now that 1370 01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.400 you're not here, we don't know how to do anything. 1371 01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:54.440 It's insane, which isn't so fucking stupid on their part, 1372 01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:58.000 but like really stupid. Yeah, it's like just they the 1373 01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:01.320 tweet fired him. He mentioned how he even shot on himself. 1374 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:04.079 He was like, I was really dumb. It was dumb 1375 01:04:04.079 --> 01:04:05.679 that I made these jokes. They were like, we gotta 1376 01:04:05.679 --> 01:04:08.199 get rid of you. And it's like, well, you know, no, 1377 01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:11.119 you keep people like that as examples. You need them 1378 01:04:11.239 --> 01:04:13.920 around to be like oh it was really stupid. 1379 01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:15.920 That was like one of the few things Like I 1380 01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:17.760 was back, I remember Cancel Culture being like a big 1381 01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:19.119 talking boy, and that was one of those things. I 1382 01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:20.760 was like, what the fuck, that's insane? 1383 01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:23.119 That Yeah, that was just like shut up, like if 1384 01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:25.679 you screw up. Through everybody's tweets around that time, there 1385 01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:28.679 are so many tweets that were also just just saying 1386 01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:32.159 stupid bullshit trying to make people laugh. So it was 1387 01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:35.079 like I understand that they were. I understand, like they're 1388 01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:39.199 fucking inappropriate joke, sure, but also calm down, Yeah he's 1389 01:04:39.239 --> 01:04:40.679 not like I don't think it was one of those 1390 01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:42.840 projection things when this guy. Yeah, I was like I 1391 01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:44.159 didn't get that vibe at all. 1392 01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:48.519 Also, he denounced them. That's he himself was like these. 1393 01:04:48.599 --> 01:04:51.400 You shouldn't even had to should have been obvious, Like dude, 1394 01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:55.280 his fucking ten years. Like to me, I know what. 1395 01:04:55.239 --> 01:04:56.320 You mean, I know what you're saying. 1396 01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:59.480 You gotta Especially the fact that he denounced it, it's 1397 01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:01.159 just like why especially why do you care? 1398 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:04.639 Yeah, yeah, like obviously I have an interesting example about 1399 01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:07.119 like people departing, because this is like this is the weird, 1400 01:05:07.159 --> 01:05:09.400 this is so interesting. So there's two of my favorite 1401 01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:14.000 bands born of Asiris. There's a guitarist, Jason Richardson. When 1402 01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:17.039 he left that band, I don't like their music anymore 1403 01:05:17.079 --> 01:05:19.400 because that guy was a fucking genius with like writing 1404 01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:23.960 riffs and he fit perfectly in that band. Then he 1405 01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:26.159 actually didn't improve Another band that he joined for a 1406 01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:28.119 little while called Chelsea Grinn. 1407 01:05:28.199 --> 01:05:29.400 They left, but. 1408 01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:34.039 Then he joined All That Remains and he actually in 1409 01:05:34.079 --> 01:05:36.559 my opinion, maybe people disagree with me, but I feel 1410 01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:40.079 like they just released two or three new songs because 1411 01:05:40.079 --> 01:05:42.840 they're hinting towards a new album. I hate the songs. 1412 01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:46.199 He's too good to be in that band. They're a 1413 01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:50.559 very grounded metalcore band, and his riffs are way too 1414 01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:53.119 intricate and they sound stupid in that band. 1415 01:05:53.239 --> 01:05:56.480 The guitarist Allie who he died a few years ago. 1416 01:05:57.280 --> 01:05:59.679 Ollie was the guy that wrote all that music, and 1417 01:05:59.719 --> 01:06:01.239 he was like, you know, you heard the stuff on 1418 01:06:01.800 --> 01:06:05.719 Guitar Hero Gatariro three fucking six. All That Remains like 1419 01:06:06.360 --> 01:06:10.079 that fucking album that like blew them out. That guy 1420 01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:16.320 wrote brilliant riffs, very easy, digestible, catchy riffs, and this guy, 1421 01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:19.559 Jason's going look and it just sounds like fucking I 1422 01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:22.239 don't know, chickens getting slaughtered to me, like it's just 1423 01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:23.599 like it's all over the place, and I'm. 1424 01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:26.519 Like, can you guys name an artist that is too 1425 01:06:26.599 --> 01:06:27.280 good for the band? 1426 01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:29.760 They were a part of that one. I just, uh, 1427 01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.239 definitely that this one. 1428 01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:39.119 Is really famous twelve They were all good rappers, though 1429 01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:40.800 not to give them not they. 1430 01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.920 Were all all but there, come on, let's be real. 1431 01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:47.199 They were hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1432 01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.480 You know there's somebody in that group that is not good. 1433 01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:51.719 Who is missing? 1434 01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:52.440 Am I missing somebody? 1435 01:06:52.639 --> 01:06:54.559 No? Bizarre was bizarre? 1436 01:06:54.559 --> 01:06:59.599 That bad a thing to him? When I was waiting 1437 01:06:59.639 --> 01:07:02.000 too young to understand, like this is really bad ap. 1438 01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:08.039 Me, Bizarre was like you ever? You ever? I don't 1439 01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:12.079 want to be that mean. He's just respect. 1440 01:07:12.079 --> 01:07:14.079 That's respect for the upgrade. 1441 01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:15.199 It from what I was gonna say. He was kind 1442 01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:16.920 of it felt more like make a wish to me, 1443 01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:20.639 like it felt like they were like it felt like, yeah, 1444 01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:22.360 I was gonna say something way worse than that, but. 1445 01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:26.840 Like so much worse than No. No, it was rapper. 1446 01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:30.079 It was the same. It's obviously I cleaned it up 1447 01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:30.480 a little bit. 1448 01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:34.199 Actually, easy was way better than everyone else. He was 1449 01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:36.920 around and freaking what you call it easy, it was 1450 01:07:37.079 --> 01:07:40.000 to me, he got he just got lucky that around 1451 01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:43.000 the time, being kind of shitty was still kind of acceptable, 1452 01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:45.400 and person being a shitty rapper, being a. 1453 01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:48.960 Shitty rapper was still somewhat acceptable in some instances around 1454 01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:51.000 that the early nineties, around the. 1455 01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:53.559 Early nineties, that bad he was well, he started. 1456 01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:56.199 Off being fucking like like a horror show, and but 1457 01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:58.039 he picked it up pretty quickly. And then obviously because 1458 01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:00.920 like I enjoyed because was just, oh my god, I'm 1459 01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:03.039 blinking on that song, the first song Lady ever dropped. 1460 01:08:03.559 --> 01:08:08.760 Oh my god. Uh the Simpsons team, Yeah, he was 1461 01:08:08.840 --> 01:08:13.119 like sins and the Simpsons. I got aids. 1462 01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:15.360 No, it's just it's gonna die soon. 1463 01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:21.880 No, he just died. Well, I got aids. And that's 1464 01:08:22.479 --> 01:08:24.319 that's like that Queen song where like he died in 1465 01:08:24.359 --> 01:08:26.560 the middle of it and Brian May had to finish it. 1466 01:08:26.920 --> 01:08:27.399 That's real. 1467 01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:29.079 Wait while he was recording. 1468 01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:31.239 No, well, I mean he died like while they were 1469 01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:34.239 while they were recording, that's what I was saying. So 1470 01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:36.319 you're like, that's like I was like, wait, no, wait, 1471 01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:38.239 you know it's a Queen song that starts off with Reddy, 1472 01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:39.720 it ends with Brian, maybe because he died before they 1473 01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:40.199 could finish. 1474 01:08:40.279 --> 01:08:47.319 Mama y gus, how'd be shick if that's how he 1475 01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:49.760 should I did see some of his older stuff and 1476 01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:53.279 it made me feel bad, like, uh, his newest stuff. 1477 01:08:53.279 --> 01:08:55.760 I guess latestuff I should say before he died or 1478 01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:59.840 he was so visibly ill. Yeah, and I was like, fuck, 1479 01:08:59.880 --> 01:09:00.880 I hate looking at this. 1480 01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:04.279 Live aid he was. I think he literally gave a 1481 01:09:04.279 --> 01:09:06.600 lot of his life to that performance. I think he 1482 01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:08.680 was like, I'm on my way out, you know, let's 1483 01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:11.279 just have fun, like one more time. It's like go 1484 01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:13.279 go gole and super saiying three and running out his clock. 1485 01:09:14.319 --> 01:09:15.239 That's exactly what. 1486 01:09:16.840 --> 01:09:18.399 I'm gonna go for it. I guess yeah. 1487 01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:20.960 I think Devin Townsend was far too good for his 1488 01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:24.760 Trapping Young Lad for sure. Yeah. I'm saying, yeah, that's 1489 01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:26.960 he listening to Trapping Young Lad and it's like it's fine, 1490 01:09:27.279 --> 01:09:29.119 but that guy is crazy. 1491 01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:29.840 What was he? 1492 01:09:29.880 --> 01:09:32.800 What was the bsion led he was? I think he 1493 01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:36.039 wasn't the drummer. I don't even know you can drum too, 1494 01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:39.479 he could do that. Dude's crazy. I really don't understand 1495 01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:40.000 that guy. 1496 01:09:41.279 --> 01:09:43.000 What do you think of his new album? What do 1497 01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:43.840 you think of his new album? 1498 01:09:44.119 --> 01:09:46.920 I haven't heard it yet. That's a power nerd. Yeah, 1499 01:09:47.119 --> 01:09:48.960 I haven't heard it yet. I've seen it. Like I 1500 01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:53.000 usually like try to make time for that kind of 1501 01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:56.239 thing because it's he always puts that weird stuff and 1502 01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:58.760 I never know how it's gonna hit me. But uh, 1503 01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:01.359 it is definitely of those. It's a weird one all 1504 01:10:01.399 --> 01:10:03.199 over the path or whatever. 1505 01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:07.119 Whereas Earl and Frank ocean in in Odd Future. 1506 01:10:07.319 --> 01:10:08.159 From my name is Earl. 1507 01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:12.119 Yeah, yeah, what was the fat guy in that show? 1508 01:10:12.359 --> 01:10:14.760 You know he got joined bro? He looks like a 1509 01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:15.960 he looks like a monster. 1510 01:10:16.079 --> 01:10:17.800 Now I love that. I love that for him. 1511 01:10:17.960 --> 01:10:20.880 Who is the remember the Titans fat ass guy that 1512 01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:22.279 I can't remember his name? 1513 01:10:22.439 --> 01:10:23.359 My name is Earl. 1514 01:10:24.199 --> 01:10:30.600 Softly Ethan Supply. He was really overweighted, the guy fat 1515 01:10:30.600 --> 01:10:33.000 ass in American History X. My eyes are seeing the 1516 01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:37.399 Glorio is that guy? So he's a yoke Now he's 1517 01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:39.279 fucking He's say. 1518 01:10:39.199 --> 01:10:41.880 Listen, you got me. I've never seen My name is Earl, oh. 1519 01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:45.760 I just know that Jason Lee, right, Jason Lee is 1520 01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:49.520 the main character. And then I mean you know Jason Lee. 1521 01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:52.680 Right, yeah, pretty much. 1522 01:10:52.760 --> 01:10:55.399 He like he went from being like really really overweight 1523 01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:57.600 to like got like a prop he had like a condition. 1524 01:10:57.720 --> 01:10:59.520 Something happened, of course, and then he was just like 1525 01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.640 I'm gonna work out, and he didn't just work out. 1526 01:11:02.680 --> 01:11:05.119 He worked out like Dwayne Johnson works out. And now 1527 01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:08.560 he looks like a weapon of mass instruction. Yeah, it's 1528 01:11:08.199 --> 01:11:11.000 a he's so jack. It's like he also had the 1529 01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:13.119 genetics to be that Jack as well. He's just a 1530 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:14.239 big guy to begin with. 1531 01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:14.640 Big guy. 1532 01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:16.479 Yeah, so it was just like a good frame to 1533 01:11:16.520 --> 01:11:20.159 carry it. But y'all he refuses to he doesn't need it. 1534 01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:23.479 But he refuses to get the skin surgery either. So 1535 01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:25.279 he has a little loose skin, but it's not like 1536 01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:27.439 that bad since he has so much muscle on him. 1537 01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:29.520 He looks insane. So it's yeah, I was like, fuck 1538 01:11:29.520 --> 01:11:31.600 good for him. He started a podcast talking about like 1539 01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:32.479 nutrition and health and. 1540 01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:35.520 Ship he's in the shape. That's like, I'm a little. 1541 01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:37.000 Sad because I kind of wanted him to always be 1542 01:11:37.079 --> 01:11:38.840 that like fat nerd and everything. 1543 01:11:38.920 --> 01:11:41.560 He's still funny, he's still he's still a funny, nerdy guy. 1544 01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:43.640 But he's good. But he just can't play those roles 1545 01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:43.880 he was in. 1546 01:11:44.039 --> 01:11:48.720 He was in a butterfly effect with with a Yeah. 1547 01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:51.960 Why can't you? Could you not be a jack nerd? 1548 01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.920 I guess it's just it, just it. You can travel 1549 01:11:56.359 --> 01:11:58.800 can be a jack nerd, but he never plays a 1550 01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:01.119 nerd though that he never played. 1551 01:12:01.159 --> 01:12:02.920 He needs to play a nerd. I want him to play. 1552 01:12:04.439 --> 01:12:06.520 He's like, I'm playing about right. 1553 01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:09.279 Yeah, he's so, he's so funny. Did you see when 1554 01:12:09.279 --> 01:12:11.399 he was like fucking that PC when he was building it? 1555 01:12:11.479 --> 01:12:13.840 Essentially it was so it was a little too sensual. 1556 01:12:14.119 --> 01:12:16.319 I was like, I was actually like I was like, 1557 01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:18.039 am I gay? What's happening right now? 1558 01:12:18.560 --> 01:12:19.239 Because he's like. 1559 01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:22.319 He's like really taking care of him, Like, oh my god, 1560 01:12:22.399 --> 01:12:25.319 women are probably gushing right now watching this, like oh 1561 01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:27.560 imagine if you would like take care of me like that, 1562 01:12:27.640 --> 01:12:28.600 And I'm like, no, what about me? 1563 01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:36.840 About me? The bitch turn to him? 1564 01:12:37.000 --> 01:12:40.800 He seems like a really really probably the only celebrity, 1565 01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:43.840 like I want to meetle celebrities, but is the only 1566 01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:45.800 celebrity I want to hang out with. He's probably the 1567 01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:47.600 only one that I want to hang out with with him, 1568 01:12:47.640 --> 01:12:49.840 and I don't want to hang out with the Keith David. 1569 01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:51.439 I just want to say hi to him because I 1570 01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:53.000 feel like I want to talk to you know what 1571 01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:54.560 I mean, Like I want to just like talk to him, 1572 01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:56.159 but I don't want to spend enough time with him 1573 01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:57.960 because at a certain point and be like you're really 1574 01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:00.640 fucking weird, you know, And I'm like, no, no, I've 1575 01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:03.239 been exposed. And then at that point I'm just gonna 1576 01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:04.880 like let it all the weirdness out, like let me 1577 01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:05.439 taste your dick. 1578 01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:09.520 Ors that is, let me taste your dick, Keithy. 1579 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:11.239 I didn't even mean it, but it's like it's like 1580 01:13:11.359 --> 01:13:13.239 I'm like, it's always like like Tourett's. 1581 01:13:13.239 --> 01:13:14.920 At this point, they just got holded in. 1582 01:13:14.920 --> 01:13:15.960 I gotta say some weird ship. 1583 01:13:16.000 --> 01:13:17.920 It's like when people were like making fun of about 1584 01:13:17.960 --> 01:13:19.479 Hi choosing the wall stuff. He was like, if you 1585 01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:21.880 don't like what I'm doing on Hasman, don't watch it, 1586 01:13:22.520 --> 01:13:23.479 like suck my dick. 1587 01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:26.319 I don't suck my fucking silver throated dick. 1588 01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:30.079 You fucking rack Fast. I'll kill your dog in this sleep. 1589 01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:36.760 Immortal Gordo road. And he says, hello, trash Cans. I 1590 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:39.439 also grew up in Ulster County First of all, I 1591 01:13:39.439 --> 01:13:42.760 never grew up in Ulster. Yeah close though, Yeah we knew. 1592 01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:45.319 I knew, I heard about it. It was like it 1593 01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:49.000 was like the the it was like the was it 1594 01:13:49.039 --> 01:13:52.760 that the place in the Lion King? Is that Ultra County? 1595 01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:55.920 I have never really been there. How do your counties work, man, 1596 01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:57.800 I don't understand the county. 1597 01:13:57.840 --> 01:13:59.479 This counties work over here pretty much. 1598 01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:02.439 Well, But we have like proper cities and then you 1599 01:14:02.439 --> 01:14:04.000 guys have but then like you. 1600 01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:05.239 Have all these cities and towns. 1601 01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:07.800 But like, but like a town isn't an actual city, 1602 01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:08.359 you know what I mean? 1603 01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:11.159 We have towns like I'm I'm We're from the town 1604 01:14:11.199 --> 01:14:13.560 of Fishco right next to the town. 1605 01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:15.760 Of What city do you live in? Did you live in? 1606 01:14:15.960 --> 01:14:18.119 We lived in a town, not a city. No. 1607 01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:20.520 Towns and cities are not. 1608 01:14:20.800 --> 01:14:23.319 No, but you have to like with your area code, 1609 01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:24.640 you have an official city that. 1610 01:14:24.640 --> 01:14:25.039 You live in. 1611 01:14:25.199 --> 01:14:26.800 No, we have a town we live in. 1612 01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:29.199 See, That's what I'm talking about. Like when I talk 1613 01:14:29.239 --> 01:14:31.760 about towns, like Hollywood is a town, but it's in 1614 01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:33.119 the city of Los Angeles. 1615 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:35.960 I think that might be true within cities. It's like 1616 01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:37.119 a major city that is different. 1617 01:14:37.159 --> 01:14:39.479 Well, that's what I'm saying, I don't understand. 1618 01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:41.800 Straight up towns. They were towns. 1619 01:14:41.800 --> 01:14:44.439 There wasn't a city around, but like the big guys 1620 01:14:44.439 --> 01:14:46.880 had your own area code. Yeah, we did that, So 1621 01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:47.520 it's a small city. 1622 01:14:47.520 --> 01:14:48.279 Did you guys have a mirror? 1623 01:14:49.439 --> 01:14:51.119 Yeah, I think we had a town mayor. 1624 01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:53.560 Well, then you got that's a city. I think it's 1625 01:14:53.560 --> 01:14:55.319 just small enough to consider the town. But that is 1626 01:14:55.319 --> 01:14:56.039 what a city is. 1627 01:14:56.079 --> 01:14:58.359 A city. That might you might, you might be very right, 1628 01:14:58.359 --> 01:14:59.600 but we live it was called the town. 1629 01:14:59.720 --> 01:15:03.560 Yeah, they understand the forms. They would call it a city. 1630 01:15:03.760 --> 01:15:05.199 I understand what you're saying. 1631 01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:06.359 I don't remember. 1632 01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:08.560 I don't remember, because like a town is this, there 1633 01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:10.840 was a city. A town is a is a term. 1634 01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:14.359 It's not an official like like I think I'm from 1635 01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:15.880 a small town, but then it's like I'm from the 1636 01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:17.279 small town of some stupid funks. 1637 01:15:17.319 --> 01:15:19.640 So that people would say this. You would say, like 1638 01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:21.000 Fisial is not a city, but you would say the 1639 01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:24.279 city official. If that makes sense. 1640 01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:28.920 I I think you're right, But I also remember seeing 1641 01:15:28.960 --> 01:15:30.119 it set on Docum. 1642 01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:33.199 Whatever. Dude, I don't care you're gay, whatever. 1643 01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:37.079 Whatever, it doesn't I mean, it doesn't matter. I just 1644 01:15:37.199 --> 01:15:38.840 I have a hard time trying to figure out other 1645 01:15:38.960 --> 01:15:39.880 places that aren't like. 1646 01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:42.960 Living living in major cities is a completion experience, sure, 1647 01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:45.520 Like not being in cities is way different than like, yeah, 1648 01:15:45.600 --> 01:15:47.600 because we lived in a we lived in like justly 1649 01:15:47.800 --> 01:15:50.119 like the last vestages of a suburb. 1650 01:15:50.560 --> 01:15:53.960 Look, there's I was in like Nebraska or South North 1651 01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:55.680 got I was in one of those fuck states, right, 1652 01:15:56.119 --> 01:15:58.640 and there was a they had a they had a 1653 01:15:58.640 --> 01:16:01.039 city called Jefferson that had like six hundred people in it. 1654 01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:04.119 But it's a fucking town, you know what I mean. 1655 01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:06.880 But it is a supid takeover. You can take over 1656 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:07.279 that city. 1657 01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:12.680 That's just that's like a few of us, those immigrants. 1658 01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:14.119 Is this place real? 1659 01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:16.319 It is at the time, what are we doing now? 1660 01:16:16.319 --> 01:16:18.239 There might be well, let's take it like this was. 1661 01:16:18.680 --> 01:16:19.640 This was two thousand and nine. 1662 01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:20.479 They might have. 1663 01:16:20.399 --> 01:16:21.359 Fifteen hundred people. 1664 01:16:21.399 --> 01:16:25.439 Now that's whatever, all those immigrants and all those immigrants, right, 1665 01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:27.439 and they went there and they're fucking now it's a 1666 01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:30.640 bunch of Haiti's and man and a bunch of Venezuelan's 1667 01:16:30.640 --> 01:16:31.399 taken over buildings. 1668 01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:32.920 So we're already too late, dude, though you should have 1669 01:16:32.960 --> 01:16:34.880 we should have jumped then they I know they got 1670 01:16:34.880 --> 01:16:37.079 it now. It's literally there's a barber shop in every corner. 1671 01:16:37.439 --> 01:16:38.880 There's a fucking there's like uh. 1672 01:16:39.000 --> 01:16:39.960 For the Caribbean food. 1673 01:16:39.960 --> 01:16:46.439 Everybody's dancing the streets all fucking fucking seething, the regular Jeffersonians, 1674 01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:51.359 not what mard. And then now they're gonna like look 1675 01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:54.319 to you know, Aaron Lewis have stained where he's like 1676 01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:58.159 a the only one now Gramma Race is gun. 1677 01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:01.439 You're I Almos did a video on it, but it 1678 01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:04.960 was just so stupid. But anyway, he says, I also 1679 01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:06.800 grew up in Alter County, Woodstock specifically. 1680 01:17:07.239 --> 01:17:10.840 Oh no, that's not that's pretty far. It's like three hours. 1681 01:17:10.840 --> 01:17:14.960 I've been to Woodstock area sucks, dick, terrible sucks. 1682 01:17:16.119 --> 01:17:18.239 Like it's so funny growing up hearing about Woodstock and 1683 01:17:18.239 --> 01:17:19.399 then you go to it and it's just like this 1684 01:17:19.479 --> 01:17:23.880 place I know it wasn't I don't even know where 1685 01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:24.159 is it. 1686 01:17:24.279 --> 01:17:27.199 It was like it happened like really close to can 1687 01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:29.720 if I'm not mistaken that happened like wow. 1688 01:17:29.560 --> 01:17:32.560 Well Woodstock was supposed to happen in Woodstock, and then 1689 01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:34.800 I think the town of Woodstock was like, you can't 1690 01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:37.680 do that here. But they already called it in Woodstock, 1691 01:17:38.119 --> 01:17:39.800 so that they like, I think it happened in like 1692 01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:43.079 some other towns, no idea. I think we only know 1693 01:17:43.119 --> 01:17:44.079 this because we grew up around. 1694 01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:47.039 I went to a comedy show in Woodstock, like a 1695 01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:47.760 comedy event. 1696 01:17:47.840 --> 01:17:51.920 I bet that was hilarious, right, you know, spoke famous 1697 01:17:51.920 --> 01:17:53.920 comedians from Woodstock, a lot of cool people. 1698 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:55.600 I don't know if this guy, he's a black dude 1699 01:17:55.640 --> 01:17:57.680 that's on a podcast. Now he did a shot here. 1700 01:17:58.640 --> 01:18:05.279 One second, I'm getting there, I'm getting there. Weight wait, 1701 01:18:05.680 --> 01:18:07.319 he's he was a part of all that digit I 1702 01:18:07.359 --> 01:18:10.079 forgot his name, but I smoked weed with him. Actually 1703 01:18:10.119 --> 01:18:10.960 was really funny. Crazy. 1704 01:18:11.239 --> 01:18:16.520 So many people Bruce Brucetrise O'Neil kidding, name every nigga 1705 01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:18.520 and I don't know their name, but I might guess. 1706 01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:20.520 It right eventually start saying niggas with podcasts. 1707 01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:22.720 But I was there with I was happy went there. 1708 01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:25.439 It was like really fucking weird. It was like a 1709 01:18:25.479 --> 01:18:28.000 lot of like it was just a bunch of like 1710 01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:32.000 clearly white people that have never left their town and 1711 01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:34.079 that it's me and a black we the only niggas here, right, 1712 01:18:34.079 --> 01:18:36.159 And I was he was like he was like don't 1713 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:38.640 do it, don't move too fast, don't move don't they're 1714 01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:41.199 definitely watching us. That's what it's smoking weed in the corner. 1715 01:18:41.239 --> 01:18:43.760 It was me and like our friend Elliott. Oh yeah, 1716 01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:45.680 And I was like, this is weird. I don't like this. 1717 01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:47.439 I just saw I don't want to be here. 1718 01:18:49.279 --> 01:18:52.600 Here's a here's a fun little question from the platonic 1719 01:18:52.720 --> 01:19:00.680 form of homosexuality hot friendship. Yeah, that's crazy. If you could, 1720 01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:03.039 if you can invite any fictional character into the show 1721 01:19:03.039 --> 01:19:05.159 as a guest, who would it be to keep things interesting? 1722 01:19:05.239 --> 01:19:08.039 Not only is that particular character made or real to 1723 01:19:08.119 --> 01:19:12.399 appear on the show, so too is the corresponding fictional metaphysics, 1724 01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:15.039 characters and lore of their native universe. That's crazy. So 1725 01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:18.039 you're just basically by accepting them onto the show, you're 1726 01:19:18.079 --> 01:19:21.079 basically welcoming them, like you're chalk zoning them and their 1727 01:19:21.239 --> 01:19:23.119 entire world building. 1728 01:19:23.239 --> 01:19:28.159 I was going, but I was like, no, you gotta 1729 01:19:28.199 --> 01:19:28.800 do something simple. 1730 01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:31.880 Vampires. I feel like you got to pick something simple 1731 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:34.960 that you feel like there could be mean on Arthur. 1732 01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:38.800 I get that would alter history. I guess slightly right, 1733 01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:41.600 let's let it. 1734 01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:43.319 What do you mean, how how would how would it, 1735 01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:51.720 but that that that's that's probably like now like this 1736 01:19:52.079 --> 01:19:53.479 town that existed. 1737 01:19:53.079 --> 01:19:55.960 You know, yeah, but your gamu's gonna be a little different. 1738 01:19:56.119 --> 01:20:00.479 It's gonna be like uh remo lebie. 1739 01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:10.720 I think I would pick something like a shepherd. How 1740 01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:14.800 boring would that be? Would be a person, he'd be 1741 01:20:14.840 --> 01:20:21.640 just there be no one controlling, right, He's a grade 1742 01:20:21.680 --> 01:20:24.880 dead born with somehow a lot of accolades. 1743 01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:28.159 Dude, do we kill Keith David if we were one 1744 01:20:28.159 --> 01:20:30.079 of his characters on because then he just disappears and 1745 01:20:30.079 --> 01:20:30.640 now he's this. 1746 01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:37.319 He would want to know that's that's so bad? And 1747 01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:38.239 is he aware? 1748 01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:39.239 Is you' like what happened to me? 1749 01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:43.680 Oh yeah, I'm becoming Amanda. 1750 01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:46.479 This is terrible. 1751 01:20:46.680 --> 01:20:48.840 This is the safest thing that I think could yield 1752 01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:51.439 the best results, the one that would interrupt the world 1753 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:54.800 the least, although still significantly. But you I feel like 1754 01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:57.359 you could have a good conversation. I want to know 1755 01:20:57.399 --> 01:21:01.800 the politics, like the real political philosophies of doctor Neo 1756 01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:04.439 Cortex from the Crash Bandico. 1757 01:21:04.279 --> 01:21:10.359 Games Chris, that would so wildly destroy the way Australia 1758 01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:12.159 would not be able to have people. 1759 01:21:12.359 --> 01:21:14.880 It doesn't take place, It didn't take place on Australia. 1760 01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:17.920 It takes place on like some random isolated island. So 1761 01:21:18.039 --> 01:21:21.079 that island exists now, but it's like already isolated. 1762 01:21:21.079 --> 01:21:25.159 Do you think that cortex is like it has to be. 1763 01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:28.920 There's points in time like has the crash things already happened? 1764 01:21:29.239 --> 01:21:32.439 Because if it has, then there are definitely crashed Like muff, 1765 01:21:32.560 --> 01:21:35.840 We're gonna walk outside and somebody's gonna twirl past us. 1766 01:21:36.079 --> 01:21:41.159 Do are gonna be addictimus shit? Because I'm gonna give 1767 01:21:41.199 --> 01:21:44.760 people life back. If your fucking dad dies, they're like, oh, 1768 01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.479 I just feed him a bunch of womp or fruit 1769 01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:50.920 and he'll re he'll re erect. Yeah, I mean people 1770 01:21:50.920 --> 01:21:54.359 will take and then blow up news and they'll be fine. 1771 01:21:55.520 --> 01:21:57.640 But only cortex. 1772 01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:00.239 Notice about this, Yeah, like nobody nobody knows where the 1773 01:22:00.279 --> 01:22:01.000 island is yet. 1774 01:22:01.399 --> 01:22:06.800 No, but by that but like put no way that 1775 01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:09.439 kind of engine break through, that's a that is an 1776 01:22:09.479 --> 01:22:10.479 insane breakthrough. 1777 01:22:11.079 --> 01:22:15.159 You're about to say, garyl de Rivia unleash. That's a 1778 01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:16.560 supernatural playing. 1779 01:22:18.520 --> 01:22:19.159 And that is. 1780 01:22:19.159 --> 01:22:21.239 Why I immediately walked it back. 1781 01:22:21.239 --> 01:22:22.760 I would love to talk to girl about how how 1782 01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:25.920 cool it is the murder monsters about is it fun. 1783 01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:28.319 Would you would you try to go through the You're 1784 01:22:28.319 --> 01:22:30.680 absolutely that, You're like, how cool it would be in there? 1785 01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:34.319 Ie when I was, when I was maybe a child, 1786 01:22:35.159 --> 01:22:37.359 I would have died definitely, but like had more of 1787 01:22:37.399 --> 01:22:40.119 a chance. I don't know any strong enough children that 1788 01:22:40.119 --> 01:22:43.399 could have been like, I'm just gonna endure torture and 1789 01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:45.000 killing mons is a little boy. 1790 01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:47.439 Look, I would Look, We'll get doctor Cortex on right, 1791 01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:49.720 and I want to ask him. Ask him the question, 1792 01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:53.119 be like doctor Cortex, I know it's just kind of rhetorical, 1793 01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:56.520 but I just want you to explain why you chose 1794 01:22:57.000 --> 01:22:59.199 to have the hard R on your forehead. 1795 01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:03.760 What if he's like, my name, my name is actually. 1796 01:23:06.319 --> 01:23:08.479 I don't want to say how ridiculous. 1797 01:23:08.640 --> 01:23:10.720 I just want to know why you represented that like 1798 01:23:10.880 --> 01:23:12.000 on your You don't have to. 1799 01:23:12.479 --> 01:23:15.039 I'm curious. I'm not curious. 1800 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:18.520 I'm not curious of what it means. I'm curious of 1801 01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:20.359 why you put the hard. 1802 01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:25.359 Art totally might get physical because of how upset he gets. 1803 01:23:25.560 --> 01:23:28.720 Maybe he gets so really upset that he might. 1804 01:23:28.680 --> 01:23:32.840 Physical, not why I put the in on my forehead, 1805 01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:35.439 Like it's just like but he's also like, no, no, 1806 01:23:35.479 --> 01:23:36.439 you know it is isn't he. 1807 01:23:36.439 --> 01:23:39.319 Like he's like three ft tall, right, he's three ft tall, 1808 01:23:39.359 --> 01:23:43.399 but his projection his world, that's true. 1809 01:23:43.640 --> 01:23:46.600 Crash would be if you put Crash in the UFC, 1810 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:48.600 he would kill anyone there. 1811 01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:51.479 Like actually, he beat the fun out of broad Leg. 1812 01:23:55.000 --> 01:23:58.079 I don't think. I don't think a regular person could muster. 1813 01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:02.520 Off the damage to Really, when you think about the size, 1814 01:24:02.640 --> 01:24:04.520 like actually, when do you think about the size of 1815 01:24:04.520 --> 01:24:08.079 a bandicoot and the fact that he spins were enough 1816 01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:11.680 forced to shatter wooden boxes right with e C is 1817 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:15.119 bigger than those are he at least like he's five 1818 01:24:15.199 --> 01:24:17.520 feet tall. I don't know how tall he is. I 1819 01:24:17.560 --> 01:24:23.039 think he's like four feet tall. Let's see thirteen thirteen 1820 01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:29.319 feet thirty stories tall. That just the tornades he's just doing. 1821 01:24:29.439 --> 01:24:33.880 He's thirteen stories tall, and and that perception stories and 1822 01:24:33.960 --> 01:24:35.359 that world and that world. 1823 01:24:35.720 --> 01:24:37.720 Crunchun huge. 1824 01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:43.680 His name, Crunch, Crunch, that means crunch massive fruit, that 1825 01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:47.640 means the fucking the boulder that chases him sometimes the 1826 01:24:48.399 --> 01:24:51.600 size of the. 1827 01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:55.760 Means Cortex is massive. Also, Cortex is no slouch either. 1828 01:24:56.640 --> 01:24:59.279 Trying to talk sweet, he would have beat them ate 1829 01:24:59.319 --> 01:24:59.880 one of us. 1830 01:25:00.319 --> 01:25:03.760 Dingo dial is fucked I love that idea of that 1831 01:25:03.800 --> 01:25:06.560 would be a cool See, that would be brilliant to me, 1832 01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:09.279 just like if you created that ship, like what if 1833 01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:12.760 like some naughty dog people were like, yeah, actually we didn't. 1834 01:25:13.199 --> 01:25:15.239 We forgot to tell you that, so we forgot to 1835 01:25:15.279 --> 01:25:20.319 tell you the story is tall five feet tall exact 1836 01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:23.199 sounds about right? Okay, that sounds right? Yeah, So do 1837 01:25:23.239 --> 01:25:26.720 you think that his feet's and his accolades think of 1838 01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:29.640 how many boxes fell on him and he's unconscious, right, 1839 01:25:29.680 --> 01:25:32.680 he's he's hurt, but he gets right back up into 1840 01:25:32.760 --> 01:25:33.000 the fight. 1841 01:25:33.119 --> 01:25:33.439 Yeah. 1842 01:25:33.479 --> 01:25:37.920 Those are like shipping crate boxes like to the bag. 1843 01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:41.000 Those boxes are coming through the Panama Canal right as 1844 01:25:41.000 --> 01:25:44.560 we speak, right, and are like built to withstand all 1845 01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:48.239 sorts of hazards. And this dude spins once he can 1846 01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:53.039 body slam through slightly reinfact. 1847 01:25:52.600 --> 01:25:56.960 That's right, that's right. Damn his roundhouse kick would put 1848 01:25:57.000 --> 01:26:00.960 someone in the floor. Would he be able to? 1849 01:26:00.960 --> 01:26:03.279 To me, it's always comes back to Michael Michael Phelps 1850 01:26:03.319 --> 01:26:06.880 because when everybody's so worried about like cheating, but like 1851 01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:12.920 he's he's he's such a freak. Can you in good? 1852 01:26:14.039 --> 01:26:17.199 Was this kind of shouldn't should this have happened. Should 1853 01:26:17.199 --> 01:26:19.279 Michael Pilps have been able to do this when he's 1854 01:26:19.319 --> 01:26:23.119 just way too It's almost like the when the well, 1855 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:26.119 the Chinese fucked up, right, they build min Yao. 1856 01:26:27.159 --> 01:26:28.840 They built him. They they've been built. 1857 01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:33.279 They engineered people to fuck to make sure and they 1858 01:26:33.319 --> 01:26:35.600 probably put stuff inder to make him seven foot six 1859 01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:41.359 five you some five no, no, because of I think 1860 01:26:41.399 --> 01:26:44.079 all the genetic medaling they did that he was too 1861 01:26:44.760 --> 01:26:47.720 injury prone, so he was really dominant, but he was 1862 01:26:47.840 --> 01:26:50.000 he was only played for a handful of years because 1863 01:26:50.000 --> 01:26:50.880 he just couldn't. 1864 01:26:51.239 --> 01:26:52.560 He was just too fucked up. 1865 01:26:54.239 --> 01:26:57.119 He looked like the the the offspring from what you 1866 01:26:57.199 --> 01:26:59.279 call it from uh the. 1867 01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:05.399 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh actually but yeah, yeah, 1868 01:27:05.600 --> 01:27:06.840 I mean that that is a basketball. 1869 01:27:06.880 --> 01:27:10.279 I'm Tim and I love I was Tim Walson. I'm 1870 01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:11.520 Tim walls I'm. 1871 01:27:12.159 --> 01:27:16.039 Actually don't know how to impersonate Tim wall I don't 1872 01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:23.680 know how to who is that? I'm like, we need 1873 01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.000 we need more time around him. Really, get do you think? 1874 01:27:26.039 --> 01:27:28.680 Do you think honestly if I couldn't personate my pants though, 1875 01:27:28.680 --> 01:27:30.239 either to be honest with him, because he was just 1876 01:27:30.279 --> 01:27:43.159 like he's crazy that he saved the world. 1877 01:27:45.319 --> 01:27:47.800 No, no, like he kind of kind of owe him 1878 01:27:47.800 --> 01:27:50.600 all the same time, he was like, I'm not he. 1879 01:27:50.560 --> 01:27:53.680 Didn't certify the vote. That yeah, the fake vote. 1880 01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:57.560 I'm not certifiing your fake elector votes, you fucking idiot. 1881 01:27:58.199 --> 01:27:59.319 What makes it insane? 1882 01:27:59.399 --> 01:28:02.520 What makes you want is, Mike, you're too honest. Crazy 1883 01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:04.159 thing to say to somebody. The fact that he said that, 1884 01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:06.079 it's why, Yeah, that's one of those things. 1885 01:28:06.079 --> 01:28:09.800 It's like, listen, what makes it insane is that all 1886 01:28:09.840 --> 01:28:14.600 that happened, and it's hold the bast His cabinet's like 1887 01:28:14.800 --> 01:28:16.079 this nigga's crazy. 1888 01:28:16.520 --> 01:28:18.640 Like that is like, this dude's crazy. 1889 01:28:18.720 --> 01:28:21.359 They actually the N word too, They actually this niggas. 1890 01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:23.479 Mice Pan was like, I know I'm gonna offend some people. 1891 01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:27.079 I'm real sorry, I'll send money to like Hall Howard 1892 01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:34.159 or whatever. This niggas insane. He bucks off, then he 1893 01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:36.680 funks off. He flies off with his fourth light lead, 1894 01:28:37.239 --> 01:28:43.920 shoots a gay man in the fucking miss leaves. 1895 01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:43.239 Like ludag jury. 1896 01:28:43.319 --> 01:28:46.359 Then the crowd yes, boot Jedge, you're next, but look 1897 01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:49.159 he's like, look, I don't like gay people. Yes, I 1898 01:28:49.199 --> 01:28:54.079 am Emperor Palpatine, However, I care about this country. And 1899 01:28:54.119 --> 01:28:59.960 then shocks Bootera Jege and shock, this is is a butt. 1900 01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:00.560 I love. 1901 01:29:00.640 --> 01:29:05.920 I love that his name is booty uh sludge but. 1902 01:29:07.880 --> 01:29:10.960 Literally the word and it is like that's that love. 1903 01:29:11.439 --> 01:29:13.319 That is a joke that was written by Do you 1904 01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:15.640 think that he wouldn't have been gay if that wasn't 1905 01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:17.359 his last name? I don't know. He's like a nice 1906 01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:17.760 guy though. 1907 01:29:18.359 --> 01:29:21.199 I like him. I didn't like him early, like like 1908 01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:23.079 when he was in the I remember not liking him 1909 01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:25.479 in the debates when I saw him, But he seems 1910 01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:26.760 like normal now, like I don't know. 1911 01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:30.760 I think now that he's not running for presidency, he's 1912 01:29:30.840 --> 01:29:33.239 just human. Yeah, he's just being very normal. I saw 1913 01:29:33.279 --> 01:29:35.960 one of those like jubilee type things. Yeah, so he 1914 01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:38.640 did that and he had a good Ultimately he's good. 1915 01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:39.319 I like him. 1916 01:29:39.359 --> 01:29:41.560 Yeah, he's ultimately a politician. I don't trust these people, 1917 01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.159 but like he does a good job of like communicating 1918 01:29:45.600 --> 01:29:48.479 two people, which is like important. He was he was. 1919 01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:50.680 Very honest, but he was just like, look, dude, anyone 1920 01:29:50.760 --> 01:29:54.119 that is a politician has ambition. There's there's like that's undeniable. 1921 01:29:54.199 --> 01:29:57.000 You can't say I don't I don't share too. And 1922 01:29:57.000 --> 01:29:58.680 he was like, I know that people when they run 1923 01:29:58.720 --> 01:30:00.880 for president, they have to act a certain way. 1924 01:30:01.479 --> 01:30:03.119 I just thought it was so fucking stupid that the 1925 01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:04.960 chick that he was talking to with the clip that 1926 01:30:05.000 --> 01:30:07.479 I saw where she was like, oh Obama did this, 1927 01:30:07.560 --> 01:30:09.479 And I'm like, well, first of all, Bamba's not running, 1928 01:30:09.720 --> 01:30:12.199 and number two, what does that have to do with? 1929 01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:16.239 Like Obama did something? So Democrats bad? So you're gonna 1930 01:30:16.279 --> 01:30:16.880 vote for Trump? 1931 01:30:16.920 --> 01:30:17.079 Now? 1932 01:30:17.159 --> 01:30:19.680 What the fun is that? My favorite the. 1933 01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:23.159 Green Party girls, and I was like, girl, you are sweetheart. 1934 01:30:23.239 --> 01:30:26.039 I was like you like, it's so dumb. I'm like, damn, 1935 01:30:26.239 --> 01:30:28.520 just punch your I want to. I want him to 1936 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:30.439 get gay. I can punch you. 1937 01:30:31.479 --> 01:30:35.159 I'm gay. That is fucking insane. I wanted to go like, 1938 01:30:35.960 --> 01:30:41.279 I hear your point. However, did you know that I'm gay? 1939 01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:43.960 I just wanted him to be like, look, girl, I 1940 01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:47.880 understand that you like, look, I understand the party. It 1941 01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:48.439 smells like a. 1942 01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:52.319 Man, smells like man, So I'm gay. 1943 01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:57.840 He smelled the man of my penis. 1944 01:30:59.520 --> 01:31:02.079 I never thought about that. I don't know which is 1945 01:31:02.119 --> 01:31:03.399 really opened my eyes. 1946 01:31:03.640 --> 01:31:05.199 It was he was like talking. He was like talking 1947 01:31:05.279 --> 01:31:09.520 to one of the girls, like about crazy, I'm really 1948 01:31:09.560 --> 01:31:11.319 for the Green Party. He's like, look, girl, you're only 1949 01:31:11.359 --> 01:31:13.439 for the shut the funk up Party. Look, I agree 1950 01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:13.880 that they have. 1951 01:31:13.920 --> 01:31:16.880 The Green Party isn't even green. They're not even green, 1952 01:31:17.079 --> 01:31:19.199 like if they If the Green Party came up and 1953 01:31:19.239 --> 01:31:21.279 had like a fucking grinch run for president, I would 1954 01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:21.640 vote for it. 1955 01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:25.199 I would. I would scream because grinches are real, and 1956 01:31:25.239 --> 01:31:27.159 the grinch has powers that are terrified. 1957 01:31:27.159 --> 01:31:28.920 Well, he's strong, which means he's like, he's gonna be 1958 01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:30.439 a good leader. He could be on the front line. 1959 01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:33.039 He could be not only could he be the commander cheef, 1960 01:31:33.039 --> 01:31:35.720 he could be on the front lines. You imagine Russia, 1961 01:31:35.800 --> 01:31:37.239 if we ever get into a war with Russia, they 1962 01:31:37.239 --> 01:31:40.159 see a fucking nine foot tall grinch running at them 1963 01:31:40.159 --> 01:31:49.199 on the fault. Yeah, yeah, Chris Rich, you want like. 1964 01:31:49.439 --> 01:31:51.920 The Riches nine and a half feet, nine feet tall, 1965 01:31:52.119 --> 01:31:52.920 thirteen stories. 1966 01:31:52.920 --> 01:31:53.479 It's one of the. 1967 01:31:55.319 --> 01:32:02.760 Hate. He's easily taller than well, yes so I and you. Yeah, 1968 01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:04.159 we're not thirteen stories. 1969 01:32:05.720 --> 01:32:08.079 Imagine being stuck there the whole like we're all talking, 1970 01:32:08.079 --> 01:32:10.880 we're having conversation, and you're like, but like, we're not, 1971 01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:11.840 that's not true. 1972 01:32:13.359 --> 01:32:16.279 I'm not nine still be tall. I'm like five eight 1973 01:32:16.880 --> 01:32:19.680 what's happening? Guys? Why did everybody be so stupid around me? 1974 01:32:19.800 --> 01:32:21.640 What's your height if you're permanently in a wheelchair? 1975 01:32:22.680 --> 01:32:24.239 Uh of your body? 1976 01:32:24.319 --> 01:32:26.800 If I don't think so, No, because you're not that tall, 1977 01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:27.439 really can you? 1978 01:32:27.640 --> 01:32:27.720 Like? 1979 01:32:27.840 --> 01:32:31.760 No, because you're your height only matters so much as 1980 01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:33.720 you can reach it, you know what I mean? 1981 01:32:33.720 --> 01:32:35.399 True, but you still have a height, you know, so 1982 01:32:35.680 --> 01:32:37.960 if you put if he dies, right, you can't put 1983 01:32:38.039 --> 01:32:41.079 him in the only the wheelchair link casket. 1984 01:32:41.319 --> 01:32:44.880 You know, I mean you can't. He can't. He can't 1985 01:32:44.920 --> 01:32:51.199 go with a wheelchair sandwich lit like a suit exactly, 1986 01:32:51.479 --> 01:32:52.159 you can't put him. 1987 01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:53.560 And if he's taking a shower to clean his whole 1988 01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:56.640 by you can't put him in only the wheelchair link shower. 1989 01:32:57.439 --> 01:32:58.000 Sure you can. 1990 01:32:58.159 --> 01:33:01.159 I want to be taller, Like say, you you strap 1991 01:33:01.199 --> 01:33:04.119 my you lock my legs in with some type of mechanism, right, 1992 01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:06.600 and then you lock me into the wheelchair standing. 1993 01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:10.560 That's sick as fuck, dude. It's like a segue then, 1994 01:33:10.600 --> 01:33:12.680 but like it's like an unnecessary second. 1995 01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:16.680 You're just standing at the edge of the wheelchair and 1996 01:33:16.800 --> 01:33:20.680 I'm just also can't stand. Really, you can't keep yourself 1997 01:33:20.760 --> 01:33:22.479 up topple. 1998 01:33:23.319 --> 01:33:25.680 Figure it out. They figured it out with the segues, 1999 01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:28.439 that is true. You figure it out with the wheelchair. 2000 01:33:28.479 --> 01:33:32.880 That unnecessary. No, no one's ever made this request before, ever, 2001 01:33:33.479 --> 01:33:36.359 But I'm going to bitch and complain that they're not 2002 01:33:36.520 --> 01:33:41.319 catering to my people to the what do you hyperdicani, 2003 01:33:41.399 --> 01:33:42.199 I don't know what you would call it? 2004 01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:45.840 The insane? Yeah, the fucking mentally ill. 2005 01:33:47.119 --> 01:33:48.800 I gotta I gotta get out here, all right. 2006 01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:52.359 So yeah, let's uh, well, so we can either we 2007 01:33:52.399 --> 01:33:54.640 can either you guys need to keep the good keep 2008 01:33:54.640 --> 01:33:56.840 the good times going, and I'll just funk off right now? 2009 01:33:57.239 --> 01:33:57.479 Okay? 2010 01:33:57.520 --> 01:33:58.399 Will that would that be better? 2011 01:33:59.279 --> 01:33:59.479 Yeah? 2012 01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:00.880 What do you to go to? I gotta go to 2013 01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:01.760 the airport, right, yeah. 2014 01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:03.199 I gotta go drop I so don't want to. I 2015 01:34:03.279 --> 01:34:05.960 fucking hate driving. They gotta go to airport, drop. 2016 01:34:05.840 --> 01:34:08.520 Over at LAX, right, yeah, I gotta go to LX. Yeah. 2017 01:34:08.640 --> 01:34:11.960 At least it's twelve thirty issue right now, so like 2018 01:34:12.039 --> 01:34:13.840 it shouldn't be like find totally. 2019 01:34:14.239 --> 01:34:14.439 Yeah. 2020 01:34:14.439 --> 01:34:15.920 Well, well we'll keep it going for a little bit 2021 01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.079 and then uh yeah, you just popy later I'll come 2022 01:34:18.119 --> 01:34:21.399 back with you to the ship. Yeah, yeah, all right, whoooo. 2023 01:34:21.880 --> 01:34:26.039 Rick Flair said, cold train baby Derek is exiting Go 2024 01:34:26.079 --> 01:34:27.960 where foot Judge, Whooo. 2025 01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:33.800 Cole Coltrane fighting alongside Pete thinking that I don't think 2026 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:37.479 I can really that over them is the thirteen story Spence, 2027 01:34:38.199 --> 01:34:43.600 because taking the funk out of buildings, it's the thirteen 2028 01:34:43.840 --> 01:34:44.600 story grid. 2029 01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:48.880 So crazy, being as erratic as he is normally while 2030 01:34:49.039 --> 01:34:51.439 destroying Russia. 2031 01:34:51.680 --> 01:34:53.880 It's insane. They should have looked at him, and he 2032 01:34:53.920 --> 01:34:55.439 grabs it and eats it. 2033 01:34:58.399 --> 01:35:01.680 Scared. Marcus is terrifying. 2034 01:35:02.119 --> 01:35:05.600 Let's see. 2035 01:35:06.079 --> 01:35:37.960 Shaking terrified, right, imagine so ship he's so this is 2036 01:35:38.279 --> 01:35:41.880 this is fucking Marcus Phoenix, a guy that has been 2037 01:35:41.960 --> 01:35:45.560 fearless for over a decade and a half and all 2038 01:35:45.600 --> 01:35:48.000 of a sudden, this tall bridge. 2039 01:35:48.800 --> 01:35:50.119 You can't deal with it. 2040 01:35:50.760 --> 01:35:53.479 He can't what's going on? 2041 01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:58.319 And Dom is just watching him be horrified. He's like, hey, 2042 01:35:58.520 --> 01:36:11.640 come on, chill, so insane. Oh fucking Jesus Christ, all right, 2043 01:36:11.840 --> 01:36:14.359 oh man, I don't have to change the camera now. 2044 01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:17.880 It's actually a lot simpler to that, fucking Jesus credit. 2045 01:36:19.199 --> 01:36:21.560 He's shitting out of his suit up his neck, He's 2046 01:36:21.560 --> 01:36:22.800 shitting so much. 2047 01:36:23.119 --> 01:36:25.800 The suit's obviously, like I assume it's some sort of 2048 01:36:25.800 --> 01:36:29.640 a span. Next week's on the most minimal level. Yeah, 2049 01:36:29.760 --> 01:36:33.960 so he's shitting so hard and so much that is 2050 01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:39.159 leaking up through his neck out that is so much, 2051 01:36:39.199 --> 01:36:41.439 it's this eqal matter all over the place. 2052 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:44.319 Oh God, all right, I'm afraid to touch him. 2053 01:36:44.359 --> 01:36:45.840 And he shut himself so much. 2054 01:36:46.319 --> 01:36:48.520 Jesus Christ. All right, this. 2055 01:36:48.520 --> 01:36:53.600 Suit's fat with all the ship I get it. 2056 01:36:53.720 --> 01:36:56.359 Freddy, your biggest fan, wrote it. He says, hello, my 2057 01:36:56.399 --> 01:36:59.199 favorite podcast friends. I'm turning nineteen into it and wanted 2058 01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:01.680 to know what's the best you've ever received. Lots of love, 2059 01:37:02.159 --> 01:37:04.920 your biggest fan. Fred Well, I don't know. 2060 01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:05.920 It's happy almost birthday, but. 2061 01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:08.840 Yeahpavy, almost birthday. You're about to You're about to nineteen. 2062 01:37:09.039 --> 01:37:09.640 That's crazy. 2063 01:37:10.520 --> 01:37:15.000 Remember nineteen No oh okay. 2064 01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:18.920 I barely remember, Like it's that was like so uneventful nineteen. 2065 01:37:18.920 --> 01:37:20.760 Well, I remember being that young. At least that's what I'm. 2066 01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:23.800 Oh, yeah, of course, obviously, that's what Call of Duty 2067 01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:28.119 has been this entire time. Days. Yeah, I'm playing. I'm like, 2068 01:37:28.119 --> 01:37:30.039 this is kind of wild because I haven't played Call 2069 01:37:30.039 --> 01:37:34.319 of Duty since like two and nine, like really, like 2070 01:37:34.359 --> 01:37:36.399 I played like Black Ops for like the original Black 2071 01:37:36.399 --> 01:37:38.800 Ops for like five hours. I think I played some 2072 01:37:38.840 --> 01:37:41.119 of the more modern ones for like maybe like three 2073 01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:43.560 hours of pop but never really got into them. But 2074 01:37:43.600 --> 01:37:47.439 this one's like, it's good shit man, It's it's genuinely like, oh, 2075 01:37:47.600 --> 01:37:51.119 this is I remember now why people cared about this, 2076 01:37:52.600 --> 01:37:54.239 and it just feels like it feels like that old 2077 01:37:54.239 --> 01:37:55.000 school shit again. 2078 01:37:55.079 --> 01:37:56.880 A very good job they did this. I'm proud of 2079 01:37:56.880 --> 01:37:59.199 them because now they finally they brought they breathed life 2080 01:37:59.199 --> 01:37:59.920 back into their French. 2081 01:38:00.279 --> 01:38:04.239 Yeah, it's about time they finally reached like uh like 2082 01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:07.720 j RPG rules where like, oh, it's the sixth the 2083 01:38:07.760 --> 01:38:10.399 Black Ops, so it's the good one, you know what 2084 01:38:10.399 --> 01:38:12.520 I mean? How like oh, Final Fantasy seven, Yeah, now 2085 01:38:12.560 --> 01:38:13.079 it's real. 2086 01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:15.640 No, all of those finals games is a good one. 2087 01:38:15.920 --> 01:38:17.720 Yeah, but you know, for different thing. But you know, 2088 01:38:18.119 --> 01:38:21.279 obviously this feels like this feels like specifically because that campaign. 2089 01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:23.239 I'm only like a couple of missions into the campaign, 2090 01:38:23.239 --> 01:38:24.640 but the campaign is fucking sick. 2091 01:38:24.800 --> 01:38:25.119 Really. 2092 01:38:25.159 --> 01:38:28.199 It is one of the coolest like first person shooter 2093 01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:30.079 like campaigns I've seen in a while. Like there's so 2094 01:38:30.119 --> 01:38:33.560 many missions that are stealth, like you don't have to 2095 01:38:33.560 --> 01:38:35.279 shoot it all well, I mean, like the end of 2096 01:38:35.319 --> 01:38:37.399 it is always gets into the fucking It's so funny 2097 01:38:37.399 --> 01:38:40.000 because it starts off as like almost like splinter cell light, 2098 01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:42.840 where like you actually have a lot of options and 2099 01:38:42.840 --> 01:38:44.399 like you could sneak around and do crazy shit. You 2100 01:38:44.399 --> 01:38:46.600 could pick pocket and you can do all this crazy shit, 2101 01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:48.199 and by the end it's like but then at the 2102 01:38:48.319 --> 01:38:52.920 end it becomes like fast, the fast and furious. It's awesome. Yeah, 2103 01:38:52.960 --> 01:38:55.359 you're sneaking, like we stuck it, dude, I was playing 2104 01:38:55.359 --> 01:38:55.720 a level. 2105 01:38:55.840 --> 01:38:56.560 There's no spoilers. 2106 01:38:56.560 --> 01:38:59.479 I'm pretty sure like everybody has seen this, but there's 2107 01:38:59.479 --> 01:39:02.000 a level where like literally Bill Clinton is in it 2108 01:39:04.319 --> 01:39:07.600 and you're like infiltrating like like some dinner. It's like 2109 01:39:07.680 --> 01:39:09.479 nineteen ninety one. So I think it's before he's president. 2110 01:39:09.800 --> 01:39:13.800 I think when was when was wil Clinton president? So 2111 01:39:14.000 --> 01:39:15.840 I should look this up? So he served two terms? 2112 01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:16.079 Right? 2113 01:39:16.199 --> 01:39:16.800 Yes? Or no? 2114 01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:19.960 So what happens is two terms? Back? 2115 01:39:20.680 --> 01:39:20.800 Uh? 2116 01:39:21.960 --> 01:39:22.600 Bush was two? 2117 01:39:22.720 --> 01:39:22.920 Right? 2118 01:39:24.239 --> 01:39:26.239 So Bush got elected in two thousand. 2119 01:39:26.039 --> 01:39:28.720 Nineteen ninety three to two thousand and one. Yeah, okay, 2120 01:39:29.279 --> 01:39:31.119 so yeah, this is nineteen ninety one. Says before like 2121 01:39:31.159 --> 01:39:34.279 he's like on the come up and you basically have 2122 01:39:34.279 --> 01:39:36.439 to infiltrate like this party that's having in DC, and 2123 01:39:36.439 --> 01:39:38.119 then like underneath there's like a black site where some 2124 01:39:38.119 --> 01:39:41.039 hostages are being held, and you can still through the 2125 01:39:41.119 --> 01:39:42.760 entire thing. And at the end it just goes to 2126 01:39:42.760 --> 01:39:46.800 shit and you motorcycle ride over. But it's it's fucking ridiculous, 2127 01:39:46.920 --> 01:39:51.279 but it's awesome. It's good shit. Highly recommend it actually, 2128 01:39:51.479 --> 01:39:53.680 like I've never I've never recommended a Call of Duty 2129 01:39:53.720 --> 01:39:57.039 game before. Easy recommend. It's good shit. I also have 2130 01:39:57.159 --> 01:39:59.439 no clue what the fuck is going on, but it's 2131 01:39:59.479 --> 01:40:01.600 still really I. 2132 01:40:01.520 --> 01:40:03.680 Would say the best present for me though, ever, was 2133 01:40:03.760 --> 01:40:07.279 the going to San Diego this year and going to 2134 01:40:07.359 --> 01:40:09.119 the Oh yeah, the thing. Yeah, I really I wanted 2135 01:40:09.119 --> 01:40:10.800 to work there. That was my dream job. When I also 2136 01:40:10.840 --> 01:40:14.439 though to work at the at the Zoo and the 2137 01:40:14.760 --> 01:40:17.520 like the reserve, that was like my dream job and 2138 01:40:17.560 --> 01:40:18.760 I got to go there and do the behind the 2139 01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:20.680 scenes thing and it was amazing. It was like the 2140 01:40:20.760 --> 01:40:23.359 experience that I like, I cried afterwards. I was so happy. 2141 01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:26.199 Damn. Yeah, I don't know. The best present, the present 2142 01:40:26.199 --> 01:40:31.000 I've ever gotten for a birthday. I don't know, Like 2143 01:40:31.079 --> 01:40:34.840 I feel like it's either you're a kid. Like it's 2144 01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:36.319 either like I'm a kid and I got like a 2145 01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:41.000 PS two or a game Boy, or I'm like twenty 2146 01:40:41.039 --> 01:40:44.680 seven and my girlfriend agreed to do something crazy, you 2147 01:40:44.760 --> 01:40:47.840 know what I mean? Like those are like, those are 2148 01:40:47.880 --> 01:40:50.319 the only things that come up when I think about it, 2149 01:40:50.359 --> 01:40:51.800 because I think I've ever been given a trip for 2150 01:40:51.840 --> 01:40:53.880 my birthday because my birthday's in December. 2151 01:40:54.239 --> 01:40:56.920 Yeah, your birthday falls on a really sucky time. Yeah, 2152 01:40:56.920 --> 01:40:59.479 it's really it's like post Thanksgiving so everyone doesn't have 2153 01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:04.800 really yeah, and then it's before Christmas, like, yeah, we'll 2154 01:41:04.800 --> 01:41:06.439 get to a really cool Christmas present. 2155 01:41:06.439 --> 01:41:10.159 I guess it's post Thanksgiving, pre Christmas, which is kind 2156 01:41:10.159 --> 01:41:12.479 of like it's fine, you d make half that problem 2157 01:41:12.479 --> 01:41:14.319 where you guys are like, yeah, we just merge our 2158 01:41:14.359 --> 01:41:18.399 birthdays because this year, Yeah we don't. We don't really care. 2159 01:41:18.520 --> 01:41:20.079 But the thing is like, this is the kind of 2160 01:41:20.119 --> 01:41:24.000 thing that makes me think about astrology and don't roll 2161 01:41:24.000 --> 01:41:26.760 your fucking eyes. I'm late because I'm not saying that 2162 01:41:26.800 --> 01:41:29.600 the stars literally say anything, right, But what I mean 2163 01:41:29.720 --> 01:41:33.920 is like, is it theoretically possible hear me out that 2164 01:41:34.159 --> 01:41:40.079 people with similar birthdays at similar points in time based 2165 01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:43.680 on their true their proximity to certain cultural milestones that 2166 01:41:43.680 --> 01:41:47.880 everybody celebrates. Is it potentially possible that the majority of 2167 01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:51.800 people with similar birthdays end up having personality types that 2168 01:41:51.960 --> 01:41:56.039 are similar to each other based on that proximity. Like 2169 01:41:56.079 --> 01:41:59.239 if you have a birthday in the summertime where everybody's free, 2170 01:41:59.640 --> 01:42:03.359 it's so everybody's out of school, versus you have a 2171 01:42:03.359 --> 01:42:09.279 birthday in early December where nobody's free, it's cold. You know, 2172 01:42:09.680 --> 01:42:12.159 it's like immediate proximity to two major holidays. 2173 01:42:12.159 --> 01:42:13.960 That's not Does that astrology? 2174 01:42:14.159 --> 01:42:16.640 I understand I'm not saying it's literally astrology, but like 2175 01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:19.880 the the end goal, the end result of astrology making 2176 01:42:19.920 --> 01:42:24.319 determinations of people's personalities based on their birthdays, Like is 2177 01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:28.479 there potential validity to that? Not because of the stars, 2178 01:42:28.520 --> 01:42:30.720 but because of you understand what I'm saying. 2179 01:42:30.800 --> 01:42:33.800 Because that but that's what I'm saying makes societal as 2180 01:42:33.840 --> 01:42:37.119 well too, right, Like that that's the but do you 2181 01:42:37.159 --> 01:42:39.399 know what I'm saying, It makes sense that people that 2182 01:42:39.439 --> 01:42:42.039 are have the same area, grew up in the same area, 2183 01:42:42.199 --> 01:42:44.199 that have the same birthday in a period of time, 2184 01:42:44.680 --> 01:42:46.760 they may have similar personality traits. 2185 01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:49.600 Not area, I mean like literally like in the United 2186 01:42:49.680 --> 01:42:51.319 area and a year area in the year. 2187 01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:55.319 Right, that makes sense. I guess there could be there's 2188 01:42:55.359 --> 01:42:58.079 something to that, even to astrology, right, not giving it 2189 01:42:58.079 --> 01:42:59.920 this cretic because a lot of it is fucking moronic. 2190 01:43:00.359 --> 01:43:03.000 Yeah, but to the. 2191 01:43:02.960 --> 01:43:07.880 Vastness and insanity that is this galaxy. To believe that 2192 01:43:08.319 --> 01:43:12.880 where you are on the planet, where it's tilted towards this, 2193 01:43:12.880 --> 01:43:15.479 this force that is the sun, which when you think 2194 01:43:15.479 --> 01:43:19.159 about what the Sun is, it is almost so wild 2195 01:43:19.199 --> 01:43:21.760 to understand that it gives you you have to stop 2196 01:43:21.840 --> 01:43:24.319 thinking about it. You know, when you think about space toiling, 2197 01:43:24.319 --> 01:43:25.920 you're like, oh shit, there's too much going on up there. 2198 01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:26.880 I gotta stop. 2199 01:43:31.720 --> 01:43:32.479 To think that. 2200 01:43:32.479 --> 01:43:35.680 That does make sense that, like I guess based on 2201 01:43:35.800 --> 01:43:39.159 like maybe this fucking extreme cosmic event, it pulls a 2202 01:43:39.159 --> 01:43:41.520 little bit of the fucking water in my brain direction, 2203 01:43:44.000 --> 01:43:45.840 like that's that is not But also the former of 2204 01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:48.880 Charlie rais dumb is because of the fact that the 2205 01:43:48.920 --> 01:43:52.199 planet and everything moves in the universe. So most people 2206 01:43:52.239 --> 01:43:56.239 that say they're this sign is actually wrong, well that's true. Yeah, 2207 01:43:56.319 --> 01:43:57.880 it's like they're not, They're not. Like one of my 2208 01:43:57.880 --> 01:44:01.560 friends is like, I'm a piscessish, right, yeah, And then 2209 01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:03.479 I was like, dude, technically you'd be something different. He 2210 01:44:03.600 --> 01:44:05.479 was like, don't tell me that I have a tattoo 2211 01:44:05.520 --> 01:44:06.680 of it on my body already. 2212 01:44:06.840 --> 01:44:10.039 Don't. For me, it's less about the designation but so 2213 01:44:10.119 --> 01:44:13.000 much as like the group's similarity. I guess that's what 2214 01:44:13.000 --> 01:44:14.880 I'm saying. So like I what I'm saying is like 2215 01:44:14.920 --> 01:44:16.840 I don't even know if this is necessarily the specific 2216 01:44:16.880 --> 01:44:19.199 generalizations that are true, but like for the for like 2217 01:44:19.279 --> 01:44:22.880 the sake of the hypothetical. If like you're born in summer, 2218 01:44:22.920 --> 01:44:25.399 like let's say you're born in like late June early July, 2219 01:44:26.239 --> 01:44:28.840 your birthday is probably a pretty big deal because it's 2220 01:44:28.880 --> 01:44:31.800 like the weather's nice, no one's busy, like everybody's out 2221 01:44:31.840 --> 01:44:34.359 of school, you know, it's not really in conflict with 2222 01:44:34.399 --> 01:44:37.399 anything crazy. There's no real major holidays. So I could 2223 01:44:37.399 --> 01:44:40.439 see that resulting in generally like a majority population with 2224 01:44:40.439 --> 01:44:44.880 those birthdays being more outgoing or more like extroverted than 2225 01:44:44.960 --> 01:44:47.159 somebody who's like, oh, my birthday's kind of shared with 2226 01:44:47.239 --> 01:44:49.159 Christmas or like lumped in. It's kind of in the 2227 01:44:49.239 --> 01:44:52.279 dreary months. It's not really ah, you know, I keep 2228 01:44:52.319 --> 01:44:54.680 to myself whatever. I don't think it's you know what 2229 01:44:54.760 --> 01:44:57.000 I'm saying, Like, I feel like that could potentially be 2230 01:44:57.079 --> 01:44:58.239 real because I don't. 2231 01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:00.119 Get fun over. But the birth is in April, it's 2232 01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:02.039 Lilian Spring, and I'm like, I don't give a fuck. 2233 01:45:02.039 --> 01:45:05.960 You have a pretty inconsequential one. Tax time, I guess. 2234 01:45:05.920 --> 01:45:08.399 Is like it's like when you're an adult, tax time 2235 01:45:09.119 --> 01:45:11.199 you get you're happy or you're really fucking upset. 2236 01:45:11.319 --> 01:45:14.720 Yeah. I'm never happy, never happy after taxes. 2237 01:45:14.960 --> 01:45:17.439 I don't know how you could be that. One year, 2238 01:45:17.479 --> 01:45:19.399 the first year of Trump being president, we got money back. 2239 01:45:19.439 --> 01:45:21.880 I felt that was nice. Which one the first year 2240 01:45:21.920 --> 01:45:23.880 Trump being president, I never got money back. I got 2241 01:45:23.920 --> 01:45:25.840 money back. I got like forty five dollars back, and 2242 01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:28.439 I was like, yeay, yay, that was the meal. That 2243 01:45:28.479 --> 01:45:29.239 was the meal of the day. 2244 01:45:29.840 --> 01:45:31.039 Yeah, you were destin dude. 2245 01:45:31.119 --> 01:45:33.800 Oh no that that time. I wasn't in the podcast. Yeah, 2246 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:34.920 but I was like fine. 2247 01:45:34.680 --> 01:45:36.239 But like that was like yay, cool, yay. 2248 01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:38.560 And then every year after I'm like, oh man, I 2249 01:45:38.600 --> 01:45:40.920 really don't want to be here. I want to leave 2250 01:45:41.000 --> 01:45:42.439 right before this time happened. 2251 01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:44.239 Okay, so this is what the fuck is it? Evil? 2252 01:45:44.239 --> 01:45:49.199 Fucked up improot in. He says, hey, fella's parentheses derogatory. 2253 01:45:49.720 --> 01:45:54.880 Longtime listener, first time asker, serious hypothetical. Would you rather 2254 01:45:54.920 --> 01:45:57.000 shit watermelons or urinate rectangles? 2255 01:45:57.239 --> 01:46:01.000 Shit watermelons? What melons? 2256 01:46:01.560 --> 01:46:05.039 Thanks for helping me? Well, how do you know they're 2257 01:46:05.039 --> 01:46:09.119 not tiny rectangles your penises? It's not like a rectangle 2258 01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:10.920 evert like right, but like what is? It might be 2259 01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:13.119 a rectangle smaller than a diameter or your pee hole. 2260 01:46:13.159 --> 01:46:15.319 I guess, I guess the thing that the thing that Okay, 2261 01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:19.039 so my answer is rectangles. And the reason is I 2262 01:46:19.079 --> 01:46:22.439 know how big a watermelon is. I don't know. A 2263 01:46:22.479 --> 01:46:27.479 rectangle is is nebulous. There's no like a watermelons not nebulous. 2264 01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:31.520 It's it's quantifiable, but the variety does change. But like 2265 01:46:32.000 --> 01:46:36.520 a watermelon is very distinctly like a hard, giant fruit. 2266 01:46:37.079 --> 01:46:39.279 And a rectangle is just a shape like you don't know, 2267 01:46:39.600 --> 01:46:43.439 like pissed rectangles. You don't know if that's like soft rectangles, 2268 01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:46.920 you know, or like silly bands. Look at the little 2269 01:46:46.920 --> 01:46:53.319 tiny watermelons. Yeah, but now think about a rectangle. The 2270 01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:55.039 thing is that rec tangles. 2271 01:46:55.119 --> 01:46:57.640 This is why I would choose watermelons, right, because watermelons 2272 01:46:57.640 --> 01:47:02.000 are more quantifiable, where there's the smallest is the smallest watermelon, 2273 01:47:02.039 --> 01:47:02.960 and then there's the biggest one. 2274 01:47:03.039 --> 01:47:05.000 The biggest one will kill you, yes. 2275 01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:10.279 But the smallest rectangle possible, and then halfway through that 2276 01:47:10.399 --> 01:47:12.960 the biggest rectangle possible the rate. 2277 01:47:14.119 --> 01:47:15.840 Right, But a rectangle at. 2278 01:47:15.760 --> 01:47:18.920 Least just quantifiable, like like, look like there's the area 2279 01:47:19.039 --> 01:47:22.840 quantifying like the watermelon, right, it's like this much, right, 2280 01:47:23.760 --> 01:47:26.960 But rectangles go on until the fucking cows come home. 2281 01:47:27.199 --> 01:47:30.319 I understand you can put a rectangle that's so big 2282 01:47:31.039 --> 01:47:32.439 that you would erupt. 2283 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:35.600 I guess the thing that for me, it's just like 2284 01:47:36.119 --> 01:47:38.960 there's there's a watermelon that will do that. Also, that's true, 2285 01:47:39.000 --> 01:47:40.279 there's a watermelon that will kill you. 2286 01:47:40.239 --> 01:47:41.960 But there are way more rectangles that will do it. 2287 01:47:42.079 --> 01:47:45.760 I don't think so, because Chris. 2288 01:47:45.640 --> 01:47:49.600 You're thinking too small scale. There could be a rectangle 2289 01:47:49.640 --> 01:47:52.960 as the size of the fucking galaxy potentially somewhere out there. 2290 01:47:53.000 --> 01:47:55.159 Right, But how do I know it's like rigid or solid? 2291 01:47:56.119 --> 01:47:57.800 I guess that's kind of the thing where it's just like, 2292 01:47:57.960 --> 01:48:00.479 how do I know that the rectangle is just the 2293 01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:02.439 shape of the cell of my pen? Now, Like, how 2294 01:48:02.479 --> 01:48:04.079 do I know that, like it's just normal p but 2295 01:48:04.680 --> 01:48:08.000 the cellular structure is rectangles as opposed to watermeloniners are 2296 01:48:08.039 --> 01:48:10.079 like very quantifiably like I will notice. 2297 01:48:10.159 --> 01:48:12.479 I think that's what makes it even more scary is 2298 01:48:12.520 --> 01:48:17.399 the undefined nature of how what rectangle could be. Because 2299 01:48:17.439 --> 01:48:20.319 even a soft rectangle come out of your penis is 2300 01:48:20.359 --> 01:48:23.079 gonna suck, because it's a whole rectangle. You're gonna have 2301 01:48:23.119 --> 01:48:25.600 to do like the clown pulling the fucking straight thing 2302 01:48:25.640 --> 01:48:26.199 out of your dick. 2303 01:48:26.239 --> 01:48:27.720 But what if it's like a silly band and it's 2304 01:48:27.720 --> 01:48:30.720 like it's a rectangle ultimately, but like it's like it 2305 01:48:30.960 --> 01:48:33.479 you know, it's ultimately all that out of your thing, 2306 01:48:33.560 --> 01:48:36.479 you know, but that's not that's it's still not as 2307 01:48:36.520 --> 01:48:37.359 bad as a watermelon. 2308 01:48:37.640 --> 01:48:39.640 I think a small rutermelon is good. I think the 2309 01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:41.039 scary part is that I think, get like a really 2310 01:48:41.039 --> 01:48:43.199 big watermelon. Shit, then you're out out of the fight. 2311 01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:45.399 You're out the fight. Your pelvis is shattered, You're you're 2312 01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:47.279 either crippled or dead. 2313 01:48:46.680 --> 01:48:48.720 Your you're literally laying. 2314 01:48:48.600 --> 01:48:50.359 Your skeleton's gonna slip out of your asshole. 2315 01:48:50.479 --> 01:48:54.880 You're laying. You're laying in the on the toilet, dying 2316 01:48:55.159 --> 01:48:59.600 with blood funneling up your asshole with a broken pelvis. Yeah, 2317 01:48:59.720 --> 01:49:02.279 just praying for someone to come and find you, and 2318 01:49:02.359 --> 01:49:03.960 he very likely won't get there in time. 2319 01:49:05.319 --> 01:49:07.439 Here's a question. Here's a question for Derek. But he's 2320 01:49:07.479 --> 01:49:09.199 not here. He left. He abandoned us to go to 2321 01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:11.680 the airport like a freak. So it is the DYSLEXA 2322 01:49:11.760 --> 01:49:15.600 casting director in charge of hiring Gingers rode in. It's crazy. Hey, 2323 01:49:15.640 --> 01:49:17.479 come piss and shit. I love your gay parodies, but 2324 01:49:17.479 --> 01:49:19.399 I do have some hopefully constructive criticism. I feel like 2325 01:49:19.439 --> 01:49:22.319 you guys have a sort of limited gay vocabulary. If 2326 01:49:22.359 --> 01:49:24.279 you guys are feeling brave and want to improve, I 2327 01:49:24.319 --> 01:49:29.159 recommend looking into some real gay shit. Ani Man's studios, VIDs, 2328 01:49:29.600 --> 01:49:36.119 Dreamy Bull, dig Bars music, and any thug shaker's content. Godspeed, gentlemen. 2329 01:49:36.399 --> 01:49:39.119 That is true. Our our our vocabulary is limited because 2330 01:49:39.119 --> 01:49:40.560 we are we. You know we should do we should 2331 01:49:40.560 --> 01:49:42.840 get a token gay in the writer's room. Whenever we 2332 01:49:42.880 --> 01:49:47.520 do this, we find, we just find We'll get Matt Walsh. 2333 01:49:47.600 --> 01:49:49.039 We'll get Matt Walsh into the studio. 2334 01:49:49.319 --> 01:49:51.880 He'll be sitting in that chair collab with Dab. 2335 01:49:52.199 --> 01:49:53.560 Yeah, let's get Dave Rubin in here is like, we 2336 01:49:53.600 --> 01:49:54.760 know we hate you and we know you suck, but 2337 01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:56.600 we know he's probably too ashamed to even know any 2338 01:49:56.640 --> 01:49:59.760 of that shit. He's probably like isolated himself so much 2339 01:49:59.760 --> 01:50:02.000 to even know what game means. I feel like he's 2340 01:50:02.039 --> 01:50:02.800 actually just straight. 2341 01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:05.319 I'm not gad. I have a really, really quaint friend. 2342 01:50:06.720 --> 01:50:08.520 I have a quaint quaint friend. 2343 01:50:08.800 --> 01:50:10.840 My friend is quite quaint. 2344 01:50:11.399 --> 01:50:14.520 Homosexual, though, I just I'm really he's my buddy. 2345 01:50:14.800 --> 01:50:20.119 What the fuck is this? Oh? Man? God, we get 2346 01:50:20.119 --> 01:50:25.479 so many questions and there's so long galactic devour, galactic 2347 01:50:25.520 --> 01:50:27.800 devour of balls, right, and he says, hello, my heralds, 2348 01:50:28.119 --> 01:50:30.760 the Silver sperm er cock Writer, and the incredible cock 2349 01:50:32.439 --> 01:50:38.279 Jesus Christ, I keep chained in my basement. Oh never 2350 01:50:38.319 --> 01:50:40.520 means to us. Yeah, he's still that's still us. Now 2351 01:50:40.520 --> 01:50:43.800 that we have established that swing does indeed like musicals, 2352 01:50:43.800 --> 01:50:48.319 true uh And with the most recent saga having just 2353 01:50:48.319 --> 01:50:51.439 come out, I was wondering if y'all have any have 2354 01:50:51.560 --> 01:50:54.960 heard any of epic the musical or retelling of the Odyssey. 2355 01:50:55.039 --> 01:50:57.279 I have never heard of this in my life. Was 2356 01:50:57.319 --> 01:51:00.960 that like, is that literally the Iliad? Is that what 2357 01:51:00.960 --> 01:51:03.920 that is? Are those interchangeable. I feel like the iliad 2358 01:51:04.000 --> 01:51:08.800 is something else. I don't know. I've never even heard 2359 01:51:08.800 --> 01:51:11.560 of that, to be honest with you, and I like musicals. 2360 01:51:12.640 --> 01:51:16.439 That almost sounds like epic movie or like disaster movie. 2361 01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:18.920 Like the first thing that propped into my head was like, oh, 2362 01:51:18.920 --> 01:51:23.800 that's a parody, right, Like that's not real. I don't know, 2363 01:51:24.560 --> 01:51:29.520 I've done never fucking heard of that. Anyway, it sounds cool. Actually, 2364 01:51:31.279 --> 01:51:35.760 let's see. Oh, here's a few that I think are 2365 01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:40.800 probably good. Chris and Sween have the patients of saints 2366 01:51:40.960 --> 01:51:47.600 when arguing with Derek. Hello, Cocazoid and the Negroids. Nice, 2367 01:51:48.359 --> 01:51:53.119 thank you, appreciate it. Apologies for being gay, thank you, 2368 01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:54.960 thank you for having a foresight. 2369 01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:57.399 Top like that. I know you're kidding, but you feel good. 2370 01:51:58.159 --> 01:51:58.560 I'm gay. 2371 01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:00.479 Yeah, I mean you know, we forg give you. 2372 01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:03.760 It's like that kids his dad, dad, I'm sorry I'm gay, 2373 01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:05.079 and your dad it's like, I'm not. 2374 01:52:05.039 --> 01:52:07.000 Happy about I'm not happy about it. 2375 01:52:07.279 --> 01:52:08.199 I'm a love you too. 2376 01:52:08.279 --> 01:52:10.119 I love you, but I'm not happy about it. I 2377 01:52:10.119 --> 01:52:13.159 would be thrilled Jesus Christ. Yeah, I just don't have to. 2378 01:52:13.079 --> 01:52:15.039 Deal with it. Might be a better person, likely you know. 2379 01:52:15.119 --> 01:52:16.800 I just feel like I just there's so much I 2380 01:52:16.800 --> 01:52:20.079 wanted to deal with, you know what I mean? Huh, 2381 01:52:20.119 --> 01:52:22.600 like what I don't know. I feel like if I 2382 01:52:22.600 --> 01:52:24.359 have a daughter and she's gay, I mean, she has 2383 01:52:24.359 --> 01:52:26.920 to worry about getting beat up, I guess regardless, but 2384 01:52:29.000 --> 01:52:32.039 I think it would be a lot it would be 2385 01:52:32.039 --> 01:52:32.840 a lot less weird. 2386 01:52:32.880 --> 01:52:35.079 I think for me, I think, as long as my 2387 01:52:35.159 --> 01:52:36.960 kid's not shitty, I don't give a fuck. 2388 01:52:37.520 --> 01:52:39.800 Yeah, me too, Like, I just like, as long as 2389 01:52:39.840 --> 01:52:41.479 I don't like, I want to like my kid at 2390 01:52:41.479 --> 01:52:43.800 the very least. You know, I don't really care if 2391 01:52:43.800 --> 01:52:45.399 you're gay, but I want to like you, which is 2392 01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:47.199 not a given. That's not a guarantee. 2393 01:52:47.359 --> 01:52:48.640 Like a lot of parents don't like their kids. 2394 01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:52.960 Really. Yeah, that's so unfortunate because like you made that. 2395 01:52:53.079 --> 01:52:55.560 You know, you're respective person. You know you can't help. Yeah, 2396 01:52:55.560 --> 01:52:58.039 but just imagine you're directly responsible for the existence of 2397 01:52:58.079 --> 01:53:00.359 somebody that you don't like. I can't imagine that. I 2398 01:53:00.359 --> 01:53:02.159 think I would like. I would probably like gas like myself. 2399 01:53:02.199 --> 01:53:04.439 With the liking my kid, I think that's what happens. Yeah, 2400 01:53:04.640 --> 01:53:06.560 you're like, oh, my cod's kind of shitty. It's like 2401 01:53:06.640 --> 01:53:09.439 well have like really fucked up kids. It's like, you know, 2402 01:53:09.520 --> 01:53:11.239 your kid's a piece of shit, right, you know that? 2403 01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:13.640 Right? Like you're aware you know that, right, You're like 2404 01:53:13.680 --> 01:53:16.439 you're capable of understanding this, Like your your son's an asshole, 2405 01:53:16.520 --> 01:53:19.319 your son should be your son puts picks on little kids. 2406 01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:21.800 You know, you're you're like having a kid that's a bully, 2407 01:53:21.640 --> 01:53:24.000 Like you're like, what the fuck? Like my kid sucks? 2408 01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:29.319 Your son ro hypnowed the class the class Hamster and 2409 01:53:29.399 --> 01:53:33.000 sounded it. He did like he did that on camera 2410 01:53:33.239 --> 01:53:36.720 and like you're just gonna he streamed it live to 2411 01:53:36.840 --> 01:53:37.479 ten people. 2412 01:53:39.359 --> 01:53:45.439 It means something that villainous to ten people. Crazy. He's 2413 01:53:45.439 --> 01:53:47.359 so malicious, but he has no audience. He's not even 2414 01:53:47.359 --> 01:53:49.800 like captive. He's not even like captivating malicious, you know 2415 01:53:49.840 --> 01:53:51.520 what I mean? Well, I feel like little kids don't 2416 01:53:51.560 --> 01:53:53.039 have what's the biggest child streamer? 2417 01:53:53.119 --> 01:53:56.800 Like the Reasler probably I don't know if he's a streamer, 2418 01:53:56.840 --> 01:53:58.520 but like he's like the big you know that kid 2419 01:53:58.600 --> 01:54:00.560 is fucking he's on Jimmy Fallon. 2420 01:54:00.840 --> 01:54:02.640 Have you seen the video of the other kid calling 2421 01:54:02.680 --> 01:54:03.680 him out to have a boxing man? 2422 01:54:03.760 --> 01:54:06.600 Oh baby Gronk or whatever, None of this sounds fucking real, 2423 01:54:06.640 --> 01:54:07.119 and I hate it. 2424 01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:08.039 What's happening right now. 2425 01:54:08.079 --> 01:54:10.479 I don't know, dude, that kid's gonna die, though. I 2426 01:54:10.520 --> 01:54:12.439 don't like the idea that that is unfortunate. 2427 01:54:12.560 --> 01:54:14.720 I don't like the idea that content creators went into 2428 01:54:14.720 --> 01:54:17.600 the boxing sphere a little bit because of the fact 2429 01:54:17.680 --> 01:54:23.119 that it's like, oh, we'll just fight each other, and 2430 01:54:23.159 --> 01:54:25.439 it's like, I'm gonna bring a loaded weapon. 2431 01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:30.239 I bring again, like you we're gonna go to have 2432 01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:30.640 this fight. 2433 01:54:30.680 --> 01:54:32.880 You're gonna like swing at me, I'm gonna fall down, 2434 01:54:33.159 --> 01:54:35.880 cour you're gonna get close. I'm just gonna put it 2435 01:54:35.920 --> 01:54:37.920 against your hip and pull the trigger up. 2436 01:54:38.359 --> 01:54:42.319 Shooting somebody in the hip is so fucked up. It's evil. 2437 01:54:42.399 --> 01:54:46.520 Just kill them. No, that's so because you're just paralyzing them. 2438 01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.560 You're you're ruining them walking ever again. 2439 01:54:50.279 --> 01:54:52.680 Walking fucking everything is ruined. 2440 01:54:52.720 --> 01:54:55.239 Everything fun about moving you can't do anymore. 2441 01:54:55.399 --> 01:54:56.079 That's insane. 2442 01:54:56.119 --> 01:54:58.680 I would rather load his hip and then go to 2443 01:54:58.760 --> 01:54:59.520 jail with a smile. 2444 01:55:00.079 --> 01:55:02.720 I'd rather just be shot. I think, Yeah, I don't 2445 01:55:02.720 --> 01:55:04.119 know anyway. 2446 01:55:03.920 --> 01:55:05.760 I want to get a gun. Every time Boddy scares me, 2447 01:55:05.760 --> 01:55:07.479 I just say, like, you're scaring me and I should. 2448 01:55:07.199 --> 01:55:10.479 Be the guy in the mall. He's talking about the 2449 01:55:10.479 --> 01:55:12.479 guy that like pranked that guy and they got shot. 2450 01:55:12.600 --> 01:55:14.800 You're scaring made me feeluncomfortable. 2451 01:55:16.279 --> 01:55:25.640 You're scaring me. He's like, he's punched me. Yeah, punch 2452 01:55:26.119 --> 01:55:28.520 is so all right. Let's go on. We gotta read 2453 01:55:28.520 --> 01:55:31.800 this question. Have you ever get oh, he says Kingston. 2454 01:55:32.479 --> 01:55:35.279 Have you really given modern Tyler Creator enough of a chance? 2455 01:55:35.319 --> 01:55:37.479 I feel like you're being randomly close minded because he 2456 01:55:37.520 --> 01:55:39.640 has a lot of songs I think you would really 2457 01:55:39.800 --> 01:55:43.079 like and relate to. There's this one called the what 2458 01:55:43.159 --> 01:55:45.800 is It New Magic Wand where he wraps about killing 2459 01:55:45.800 --> 01:55:49.760 a girl because she's dating a guy he likes. Uh, 2460 01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:55.520 There's a There's also Garden Garden Shed where Estelle sings 2461 01:55:55.520 --> 01:55:57.239 and then Tyler raps about how he's gay. 2462 01:55:57.319 --> 01:55:58.640 Okay, so this is oh, well, I know I know 2463 01:55:58.680 --> 01:56:01.800 those songs before. I mean, like, let me clarify this. 2464 01:56:02.279 --> 01:56:04.319 I have listened to Flower Boy over and over again. 2465 01:56:04.399 --> 01:56:07.600 That is my favorite Tyler Creator album. I listened to 2466 01:56:07.720 --> 01:56:09.359 Freaking com When You Get Lost. I think the album 2467 01:56:09.479 --> 01:56:12.319 is very cool. I've listened to Igor. I did not 2468 01:56:12.439 --> 01:56:15.960 like Egor, but it's it's a very it's a it's 2469 01:56:15.960 --> 01:56:18.000 a very experimental album. But you gotta take you for 2470 01:56:18.119 --> 01:56:19.920 it is, you know, like when people make this like 2471 01:56:19.960 --> 01:56:24.279 Lincoln Park, just like all other artists the experiment and 2472 01:56:24.359 --> 01:56:25.960 for you enjoy for what it is. You don't for 2473 01:56:26.000 --> 01:56:28.640 what it isn't you know. I think Chromacopia is a 2474 01:56:28.640 --> 01:56:32.760 good album. I just don't exactly correlate with Tyler as 2475 01:56:32.800 --> 01:56:34.640 what as I use tow anymore. I will always have 2476 01:56:34.680 --> 01:56:37.640 a soft spot for his older music. I always love Wolf, 2477 01:56:37.680 --> 01:56:40.279 I always love Goblin the iphics mixtip is as one 2478 01:56:40.279 --> 01:56:42.359 of my favorite things ever. But just I just I 2479 01:56:42.399 --> 01:56:44.960 just don't really feel the connection to his music like 2480 01:56:44.960 --> 01:56:48.000 I used to anymore. Yeah, that's just getting older, that's all. 2481 01:56:48.039 --> 01:56:49.840 That's just this just getting older, you know, same thing 2482 01:56:49.840 --> 01:56:53.359 for me, And like like I would guess like maybe 2483 01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:55.760 not joy Bad fe looks like joy Bad. It's like 2484 01:56:55.760 --> 01:56:59.000 me how I connect with like ill Matic, you might 2485 01:56:59.039 --> 01:57:01.039 doesn't feel the same way or the same thing with 2486 01:57:01.039 --> 01:57:01.880 them some shady LP. 2487 01:57:02.199 --> 01:57:02.399 You know. 2488 01:57:02.800 --> 01:57:05.359 Yeah, Like I think it's a great album. I'm a 2489 01:57:05.479 --> 01:57:08.239 I'm a grown ass man now, you got it, you 2490 01:57:08.279 --> 01:57:11.319 know exactly? Yeah, I'm even even I'm sure when his 2491 01:57:11.359 --> 01:57:14.840 album is like, oh man, I was fucking tripping. He 2492 01:57:14.880 --> 01:57:17.800 In fact, he goes through talking about how like he's 2493 01:57:17.920 --> 01:57:19.880 kind of embarrassed home with discograph, but he's like, dude, 2494 01:57:19.880 --> 01:57:24.439 I was a fucking, really upset, fucking late late early twenties, 2495 01:57:24.520 --> 01:57:26.720 late teen guy. I was just saying a bunch of 2496 01:57:26.720 --> 01:57:29.319 function because I was mad, you don't. You don't understand 2497 01:57:29.319 --> 01:57:31.319 the world when you're that young. You know, think you do. 2498 01:57:31.439 --> 01:57:33.520 You're like, oh, I fucking I know what's going on. 2499 01:57:33.560 --> 01:57:34.880 But it's like, no, you're you're a kid. 2500 01:57:35.119 --> 01:57:38.520 Yeah, yeah, you're really stupid kind of inherently, and it's 2501 01:57:38.560 --> 01:57:41.000 not your fault is it is gets to be better, 2502 01:57:41.399 --> 01:57:42.039 Like what the fuck? 2503 01:57:42.520 --> 01:57:44.159 I look back at like young me, and I would like, Yo, 2504 01:57:44.199 --> 01:57:46.199 you're just kind of dumb, but you'll get it eventually. 2505 01:57:46.199 --> 01:57:48.880 But like you're just kind of stupid. Yeah, eventually you'll 2506 01:57:48.920 --> 01:57:50.920 be very conservative and homosexual. Like it's fine. 2507 01:57:53.239 --> 01:57:55.880 Some caucasoid and he says, Hey, Gang, I just wanted 2508 01:57:55.920 --> 01:58:01.039 to share weird. It's a wild day some caucus. I am, 2509 01:58:02.399 --> 01:58:04.199 uh some congs I wrote and said, Hey, Gang wanted 2510 01:58:04.239 --> 01:58:07.680 to share. I wanted to share. In Chris's hatred of 2511 01:58:07.720 --> 01:58:10.520 Halo four, although my Halo experience was very different as 2512 01:58:10.520 --> 01:58:13.720 I had only played three before playing four. Unfortunately, Yeah 2513 01:58:13.720 --> 01:58:17.880 that's wild. So I actually really liked four because my 2514 01:58:17.880 --> 01:58:19.840 twelve year old kid brain assumed it was just the 2515 01:58:19.840 --> 01:58:22.960 evolution of the previous game, and at the time, sorry 2516 01:58:23.000 --> 01:58:24.600 was less important to me. I could see I could 2517 01:58:24.600 --> 01:58:26.640 see that being being the case. 2518 01:58:26.680 --> 01:58:27.039 I guess. 2519 01:58:27.319 --> 01:58:28.960 Then Halo five came out and I liked it more 2520 01:58:29.039 --> 01:58:31.479 because it was better than four. Yeah, yeah, that makes 2521 01:58:31.520 --> 01:58:33.960 the tracks it looked. It took me till I was 2522 01:58:34.000 --> 01:58:35.880 twenty to play through the massive collection with my friends 2523 01:58:35.880 --> 01:58:40.680 and realized how foolish I was as we started. As 2524 01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:42.239 we started from the beginning of CE and we got 2525 01:58:42.239 --> 01:58:43.640 to four, I was excited to play it. By the 2526 01:58:43.640 --> 01:58:45.159 time we beat it, I never wanted to play it again. 2527 01:58:45.560 --> 01:58:47.319 It paled in compare it. Yeah, I mean, this is 2528 01:58:47.439 --> 01:58:51.319 this is the This is obviously the natural. Like, you 2529 01:58:51.640 --> 01:58:56.720 can't you can't play those original games and then play 2530 01:58:56.720 --> 01:58:58.600 four and they'd be like, yeah, that was great. Four 2531 01:58:58.760 --> 01:59:03.119 is so if you've never played anything for people that, like, 2532 01:59:03.159 --> 01:59:05.439 if you came from pac Man, playing Halo four would 2533 01:59:05.479 --> 01:59:08.800 be crazy. I bet yeah, you would be like, Yo, 2534 01:59:08.840 --> 01:59:11.159 this is great, this is like, how do we give 2535 01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:13.239 this guy? How do we give this game an Emmy 2536 01:59:13.399 --> 01:59:16.399 or something like, what do they get this man an Oscar? 2537 01:59:16.520 --> 01:59:22.119 Get this man, get this fucking get this feller an Oscar. 2538 01:59:24.880 --> 01:59:27.680 He beats that. He beats a literal like space god 2539 01:59:27.880 --> 01:59:30.600 in a fight. It's stupid, I can Then he turns 2540 01:59:30.640 --> 01:59:36.960 him into a fucking app. He digitizes him, he does tournament, 2541 01:59:37.279 --> 01:59:39.119 he does literally basically turnam into it. 2542 01:59:39.039 --> 01:59:41.880 Pretty much, goes on Twitter, clicks down load to this 2543 01:59:42.039 --> 01:59:43.119 deity pretty much and. 2544 01:59:43.119 --> 01:59:45.720 It's like, yeah, he throws him on the Apple Store. 2545 01:59:46.560 --> 01:59:48.960 That's how he defeats the didact and use. 2546 01:59:48.880 --> 01:59:50.399 You as a can't use so far as like a 2547 01:59:50.479 --> 01:59:51.279 watch porn on you. 2548 01:59:51.800 --> 01:59:54.760 I can't. Okay, here's a good one. Three shots of espresso, 2549 01:59:54.760 --> 01:59:57.600 six shots and I Quill wrote in he says, you 2550 01:59:57.680 --> 02:00:00.680 have now body swapped with the person you just like most. 2551 02:00:00.880 --> 02:00:02.920 How do you live your life from here on out? 2552 02:00:03.119 --> 02:00:05.600 Remember they are now in your body as well. I 2553 02:00:05.600 --> 02:00:09.359 don't know who I dislike the most. I honestly don't 2554 02:00:09.399 --> 02:00:13.119 know if I have anybody that sticks out to me 2555 02:00:13.319 --> 02:00:17.720 immediately as like I really don't like this person I 2556 02:00:17.800 --> 02:00:19.560 was at this point. There are people that I like 2557 02:00:19.680 --> 02:00:23.840 can't stand or that like I think are like unrespectable. 2558 02:00:24.119 --> 02:00:27.359 Then yeah, but like I don't know, like that's a 2559 02:00:27.359 --> 02:00:31.239 big question for like thirty year old me. I think 2560 02:00:31.279 --> 02:00:34.319 twenty five year old we had answers. I think seventeen 2561 02:00:34.359 --> 02:00:37.119 year old he definitely had answers. I think I'm just 2562 02:00:37.199 --> 02:00:38.760 chill now, to be honest, Yeah. 2563 02:00:38.600 --> 02:00:40.239 I think I'm kind of good. I don't really hate 2564 02:00:40.279 --> 02:00:49.000 anybody enough, maybe like I hate Derek, maybe like Elon Elon, 2565 02:00:49.119 --> 02:00:50.640 I really don't like him, but I don't hate him. 2566 02:00:50.720 --> 02:00:53.439 I think the thing with Elon is that like he's frustrating, 2567 02:00:53.439 --> 02:00:57.399 but he's clearly like handicapped, so like I can it's hard, 2568 02:00:57.439 --> 02:00:59.840 you know, like he's definitely autistic in a way that's 2569 02:00:59.840 --> 02:01:05.199 like debilitating, and it really helps him be like it 2570 02:01:05.239 --> 02:01:08.960 helps him, I guess, throw himself into businesses that he 2571 02:01:09.000 --> 02:01:10.920 has no business being a part of. That's why he's 2572 02:01:10.960 --> 02:01:11.720 got a lot of success. 2573 02:01:11.760 --> 02:01:15.159 But like I feel like I don't hate him, though 2574 02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:16.640 I don't really hate him that much, as don't like 2575 02:01:16.720 --> 02:01:17.359 him very much. 2576 02:01:17.840 --> 02:01:20.039 Yeah, I think he's done. I'm sure, Like I remember 2577 02:01:20.039 --> 02:01:24.720 watching like some John Oliver thing about him, and John 2578 02:01:24.720 --> 02:01:26.840 Oliver is pretty biased. Like he's like, like I like him, 2579 02:01:26.880 --> 02:01:28.880 but he's definitely like by he leans more towards the 2580 02:01:28.880 --> 02:01:31.079 way that Eileen but like even he was like, dude, 2581 02:01:31.119 --> 02:01:33.079 he's done some good stuff, but like that's what's scary 2582 02:01:33.079 --> 02:01:34.720 about him is that like he's done good stuff, but 2583 02:01:34.760 --> 02:01:37.079 it seems like completely haphazard. So I don't deny that 2584 02:01:37.079 --> 02:01:39.800 he's like done some good stuff. It's just like he's 2585 02:01:39.800 --> 02:01:41.520 done a lot of bad stuff too, And I also 2586 02:01:41.600 --> 02:01:43.960 find him cringe, Like that's kind of that's kind of 2587 02:01:43.960 --> 02:01:47.359 the issue, is that like you you're a dickhead, and 2588 02:01:47.439 --> 02:01:51.680 you're you're a dickhead and you're like like doing the 2589 02:01:51.800 --> 02:01:56.039 jump on stage where he's making the X and like 2590 02:01:56.079 --> 02:01:58.720 the way he speaks is wrong and fucking weird. Like 2591 02:01:58.920 --> 02:02:00.239 I tweeted this yesterday. 2592 02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:03.920 Hmoting and he's like, go vote right now, the last chance. 2593 02:02:04.000 --> 02:02:07.000 Yeah, well he was like, uh, he's there was an 2594 02:02:07.039 --> 02:02:09.279 inflection in the way in the way he was speaking, 2595 02:02:09.600 --> 02:02:10.920 just like this is not how a person doesn't like. 2596 02:02:10.960 --> 02:02:12.960 What's what's so fascinating about Elon to me is that 2597 02:02:13.039 --> 02:02:16.880 like he's courted so much of the conspiracy theory audience, 2598 02:02:17.039 --> 02:02:18.800 Like he's courted so much of the audience that like 2599 02:02:18.880 --> 02:02:21.960 doesn't like believes there are lizard people out there, but 2600 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:25.119 like if there, if I believed in lizard people, he 2601 02:02:25.159 --> 02:02:27.680 would like he would be one of the only people 2602 02:02:27.720 --> 02:02:30.920 that I would be certain was want. And that's what's 2603 02:02:30.920 --> 02:02:32.880 so fascinating about it, because he just like he jumped, 2604 02:02:32.880 --> 02:02:38.399 he's doing the jump X thing. He chanced us a wrong. Really, 2605 02:02:38.640 --> 02:02:42.119 he was like us, hey, you like there's a space, 2606 02:02:42.439 --> 02:02:44.039 And it's just like, what the fuck is that. I've 2607 02:02:44.039 --> 02:02:46.239 never heard anybody say things like this, just like the 2608 02:02:46.239 --> 02:02:49.399 way he the way the way his lips don't touch 2609 02:02:49.439 --> 02:02:52.560 when he makes the p sound when he speaks. It's 2610 02:02:52.600 --> 02:02:54.399 just all sorts of weird shit. And I'm like, dude, 2611 02:02:54.399 --> 02:02:56.159 if I was conspiracy brain, he would be like the 2612 02:02:56.239 --> 02:02:58.560 last person I would be trusting because he's so obviously 2613 02:02:58.640 --> 02:03:02.000 a lizard person from the perspective of somebody who believes 2614 02:03:02.039 --> 02:03:03.840 that stuff. So like, he's just fascinating to me. 2615 02:03:03.880 --> 02:03:05.880 I don't think he's autistic in a way that isn't 2616 02:03:05.920 --> 02:03:06.600 charming at all. 2617 02:03:07.000 --> 02:03:10.239 Yeah, he's like he's charmlessly autistic. 2618 02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:12.600 He's like he's like autist. He's like autistic, like a 2619 02:03:12.920 --> 02:03:16.319 like a he's like he's like. 2620 02:03:16.239 --> 02:03:20.439 Sheldon to me, Like he's a Sheldon esque figure. 2621 02:03:20.479 --> 02:03:22.039 He's like Sheldon, he was stupid. 2622 02:03:22.680 --> 02:03:25.239 Sheldon is kind of stupid, Like he knows a lot, 2623 02:03:25.279 --> 02:03:27.920 but he's stupid. You know, he's you know what I mean, 2624 02:03:28.520 --> 02:03:31.520 he's knowledgeable, but he's an idiot. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Like 2625 02:03:31.560 --> 02:03:34.399 there's there's that's so fascinating. That's a real type of 2626 02:03:34.399 --> 02:03:36.720 thing because you know exactly what I'm talking about, autistic. 2627 02:03:36.800 --> 02:03:39.960 You don't under you're so smart that you're like you're 2628 02:03:40.000 --> 02:03:43.720 clearly intelligence came with neurodivergence, you know, right, Like I'm 2629 02:03:43.760 --> 02:03:47.319 really intelligent, but I all can't. I can't understand why 2630 02:03:47.319 --> 02:03:49.399 people would change their color of my room while I'm 2631 02:03:49.399 --> 02:03:53.199 not here. Why would my mother fold put it on 2632 02:03:53.199 --> 02:03:55.119 this side of the room. I can't, I can't have this. 2633 02:03:55.279 --> 02:03:56.600 I gotta go sit a dog on fire? 2634 02:03:56.680 --> 02:03:59.840 And why would she move my creature cock? What's going 2635 02:04:00.000 --> 02:04:03.159 come on? The Yeah, Like there's there's people who are like, 2636 02:04:04.079 --> 02:04:09.600 there's there's people who are like like knowledgeable or like 2637 02:04:10.199 --> 02:04:13.279 uh but stupid, and then there's also I think the reverse. 2638 02:04:13.279 --> 02:04:15.199 There are people who are just like there are people 2639 02:04:15.199 --> 02:04:17.199 who like have a lot of common sense and might 2640 02:04:17.239 --> 02:04:18.880 not know anything, you know what I mean? 2641 02:04:20.800 --> 02:04:23.199 The best of people are a commage. Yeah, like I 2642 02:04:23.199 --> 02:04:26.279 think I have Like I think I am intelligent and wise. Yeah, 2643 02:04:26.319 --> 02:04:27.800 Like I think I have more common sense than I 2644 02:04:27.840 --> 02:04:31.359 have like specific knowledge. But I also don't think I. 2645 02:04:31.399 --> 02:04:33.319 Need Like there's certain things where it's like you don't 2646 02:04:33.439 --> 02:04:37.039 need to be mega educated to know that certain politicians 2647 02:04:37.079 --> 02:04:40.119 are like paying lip service to you. You know what I mean, 2648 02:04:40.359 --> 02:04:43.399 Like you don't need to study You don't need to 2649 02:04:43.399 --> 02:04:45.159 study Trump to know that he's like pandering to you. 2650 02:04:45.479 --> 02:04:47.600 I think the idea is that it's it's really good 2651 02:04:47.640 --> 02:04:49.279 to be a combition of the two because of the 2652 02:04:49.319 --> 02:04:52.319 fact that I think you can. I think you can't 2653 02:04:52.399 --> 02:04:56.399 gain common sense if you don't. 2654 02:04:56.439 --> 02:04:58.520 Yeah, I think. I think it is like an evolutionary thing. 2655 02:04:58.520 --> 02:04:59.880 I think you just kind of don't have it, and. 2656 02:04:59.800 --> 02:05:01.760 Then some people and then you can. You can gain 2657 02:05:01.800 --> 02:05:05.359 a degree of of like knowledge. You just have to 2658 02:05:05.439 --> 02:05:08.520 learn how to study the right way, because there's different 2659 02:05:08.560 --> 02:05:10.640 forms of being able to acquire knowledge based on who 2660 02:05:10.640 --> 02:05:12.439 you are. Some people are never gonna be able to 2661 02:05:12.479 --> 02:05:14.279 open a book and be able to figure things out. 2662 02:05:15.479 --> 02:05:17.119 Some people just can't do that. They just they it 2663 02:05:17.159 --> 02:05:19.359 won't work for them. Some people have to learn by 2664 02:05:19.359 --> 02:05:21.680 things we have learned by experiencing. But that's how it is, 2665 02:05:22.319 --> 02:05:24.199 and I think that's why, you know, we have so 2666 02:05:24.239 --> 02:05:26.079 many people that are like, oh, I'm not good at school. 2667 02:05:26.239 --> 02:05:28.239 It's like, well, no, schools is not helping you learn, 2668 02:05:28.399 --> 02:05:30.760 helping you learn how to actually learn things. 2669 02:05:31.119 --> 02:05:34.159 Yeah, school's very outdated the way that we do it. 2670 02:05:34.520 --> 02:05:38.920 I think. I think, I think genuinely it's done on purpose, though. 2671 02:05:40.159 --> 02:05:42.319 I don't think it's not on purpose so much as well, 2672 02:05:43.199 --> 02:05:47.239 well on purpose versus for what reason. Like I think 2673 02:05:48.199 --> 02:05:49.720 it might be done on purpose, but I think the 2674 02:05:50.119 --> 02:05:54.680 purpose comes from the lack of will to really get 2675 02:05:54.720 --> 02:05:57.479 into the nitty gritty of it and actually make it. 2676 02:05:57.560 --> 02:05:59.760 Like I'll put it this way. I don't think it's 2677 02:05:59.760 --> 02:06:01.960 done purposely to like keep people stupid. I know that 2678 02:06:01.960 --> 02:06:04.680 that's like a like a conspiracy theory about I think 2679 02:06:04.760 --> 02:06:08.760 I understand, but that requires so much organization to be true, 2680 02:06:08.800 --> 02:06:11.920 and like it almost belies defies belief that somebody could 2681 02:06:11.920 --> 02:06:13.760 be all right, we're gonna keep the American public stupid, 2682 02:06:13.760 --> 02:06:15.800 so we're gonna not put any effort into the American 2683 02:06:16.479 --> 02:06:19.159 education system. I think that's like I understand the mentality 2684 02:06:19.199 --> 02:06:21.039 of it. But what I really think it is it's 2685 02:06:21.119 --> 02:06:24.039 that people believe themselves to be good guys. I think 2686 02:06:24.039 --> 02:06:26.359 people think that they're right, and so they think, actually, like, no, 2687 02:06:26.399 --> 02:06:28.479 if kids are actually more educated, they'll agree with me. 2688 02:06:28.960 --> 02:06:30.840 So what I actually think is happening, it's like we 2689 02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:36.279 want people to be more educated, but restructuring the entire 2690 02:06:36.319 --> 02:06:44.560 system is such an arduous task that no one everybody's 2691 02:06:44.600 --> 02:06:47.600 too lazy to do it based on like how much 2692 02:06:47.640 --> 02:06:50.680 restructuring it would do, and also that awkward transitionary period 2693 02:06:50.720 --> 02:06:53.000 between like like what are you gonna do in like, 2694 02:06:53.199 --> 02:06:55.079 you know, fifth grade and fourth grade, where like you 2695 02:06:55.079 --> 02:06:57.760 know what I mean, where it's like, Okay, this is 2696 02:06:57.800 --> 02:07:01.960 how it works now and now like you've just sorry, 2697 02:07:02.079 --> 02:07:03.800 you know. Like it's the same thing with like student 2698 02:07:03.800 --> 02:07:05.479 loan debts, where it's like people are people are like 2699 02:07:05.640 --> 02:07:08.159 it's not that people don't like I feel like people 2700 02:07:08.800 --> 02:07:10.520 holistically would be like, yeah, I don't want to pay 2701 02:07:10.560 --> 02:07:13.239 for fucking student loans, but because I pay for student loans, 2702 02:07:13.279 --> 02:07:15.600 why shouldn't you know what I mean. I think it's 2703 02:07:15.600 --> 02:07:16.239 that kind of a thing. 2704 02:07:16.359 --> 02:07:19.439 Is I think it's so so much more macro than like, 2705 02:07:19.560 --> 02:07:22.920 I think the vast, vast majority of people are stupid. 2706 02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:26.600 The people that are controlling to change are stupid too. 2707 02:07:27.119 --> 02:07:29.479 So is this a bunch of idiots running around? 2708 02:07:29.640 --> 02:07:29.800 Right? 2709 02:07:29.880 --> 02:07:32.840 But I think it's so it's so far back the 2710 02:07:33.079 --> 02:07:36.079 problem that like the people that would change it are 2711 02:07:36.119 --> 02:07:39.920 too stupid themselves to change it. I think they're like 2712 02:07:39.960 --> 02:07:41.880 people that are like a select like maybe like eight 2713 02:07:41.920 --> 02:07:44.199 people in a room that are like, oh, yeah, we're 2714 02:07:44.199 --> 02:07:46.600 doing this on purpose, but the people and everyone below 2715 02:07:46.680 --> 02:07:48.600 has no clue that it's like doing it on purpose. 2716 02:07:48.880 --> 02:07:50.960 Yeah. I just think there's like no focus really, and 2717 02:07:50.960 --> 02:07:55.199 also things change so frequently, but also so little changes. 2718 02:07:55.520 --> 02:07:57.119 I think, like, okay, fix that. 2719 02:07:57.159 --> 02:07:59.920 Though. I think all those things are approachable and understand. 2720 02:07:59.479 --> 02:08:02.359 Like right, but they take time, and nobody has patience anymore. 2721 02:08:02.439 --> 02:08:05.319 I like people are people, Like people are already like 2722 02:08:05.319 --> 02:08:07.199 inflation is high under Biden, so like what the we 2723 02:08:07.359 --> 02:08:09.079 need Trump back? And it's like the inflation was high 2724 02:08:09.119 --> 02:08:11.159 because of COVID everywhere, and we're actually doing better than 2725 02:08:11.159 --> 02:08:14.199 most people, like most countries that every single country on 2726 02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:17.279 the face like, but people, people are in patient. They're like, 2727 02:08:17.319 --> 02:08:19.560 why isn't it amazing? It's like because it takes time 2728 02:08:19.600 --> 02:08:23.079 to do that. Like it's it's it's with Obama. Obama, 2729 02:08:23.239 --> 02:08:24.640 like people were like, man, things are really great on 2730 02:08:25.079 --> 02:08:27.800 like Obama had like such a good economy and then 2731 02:08:27.920 --> 02:08:33.520 like and then people were like, we're having a good time, 2732 02:08:33.560 --> 02:08:36.319 but like, I don't like it. It's not it's not 2733 02:08:37.600 --> 02:08:40.279 we're not in space yet. Let's throw let's throw somebody 2734 02:08:40.319 --> 02:08:42.439 else in. And then Trump goes in and like spends 2735 02:08:42.439 --> 02:08:44.520 like crazy and then focks everything up. I don't know, 2736 02:08:44.520 --> 02:08:45.640 and it's it's whatever. 2737 02:08:45.800 --> 02:08:48.119 It's really it's really an idea of people just being 2738 02:08:48.199 --> 02:08:51.039 really really really horribly informed. 2739 02:08:50.920 --> 02:08:53.680 Horribly informed, lazy, and impatient. And it's like a it's 2740 02:08:53.720 --> 02:08:55.479 like a massive. 2741 02:08:56.640 --> 02:08:59.439 Is an eating itself through its own asshole. 2742 02:08:59.560 --> 02:09:02.680 It's a snape. It's a snape. It's a snake snorting 2743 02:09:02.760 --> 02:09:03.359 its own dick. 2744 02:09:03.920 --> 02:09:07.119 It's like, what's I don't know, man, you could I 2745 02:09:07.119 --> 02:09:11.520 I don't understand in this world anymore? Like how you could? You? Like? 2746 02:09:11.640 --> 02:09:15.520 I conservadismm by its by its nature, is stupid. 2747 02:09:15.760 --> 02:09:16.319 It is. 2748 02:09:16.359 --> 02:09:18.680 I'm sorry people that are conservative. I have respect for 2749 02:09:19.079 --> 02:09:22.359 some of your policies when it comes to uh, probably 2750 02:09:22.399 --> 02:09:27.279 actually nothing, but like I just don't understand how you 2751 02:09:27.279 --> 02:09:28.119 could think that. 2752 02:09:28.039 --> 02:09:32.680 I respect, I respect what they think happens, but like 2753 02:09:32.720 --> 02:09:34.960 I just don't think it actually happened. Like I too 2754 02:09:35.000 --> 02:09:36.399 would be like I to look around and be like, 2755 02:09:36.439 --> 02:09:38.439 what the fuck? Where are my taxes going? Fucked? Like 2756 02:09:38.479 --> 02:09:39.399 why the fun should I be? Like? 2757 02:09:39.520 --> 02:09:39.680 You know what? 2758 02:09:39.760 --> 02:09:43.680 I like, I get that, but then like my response, 2759 02:09:44.000 --> 02:09:47.000 I guess my response to it isn't so much that 2760 02:09:47.119 --> 02:09:50.720 I'm paying so much and I'm getting nothing. I don't 2761 02:09:50.720 --> 02:09:52.319 want to pay anymore. My thing is like, well, I'm 2762 02:09:52.359 --> 02:09:55.039 paying so much already, let me get something out of it. 2763 02:09:55.079 --> 02:09:56.640 And that's kind of my perspective of like health care 2764 02:09:56.680 --> 02:09:58.760 and stuff, where it's just like if I'm gonna get 2765 02:09:59.159 --> 02:10:02.399 reamed anyway, at least let me like take the burden 2766 02:10:02.439 --> 02:10:04.039 off my shoulders of being able to be like I'm 2767 02:10:04.079 --> 02:10:06.159 gonna go to the doctor, you know, and not worry 2768 02:10:06.199 --> 02:10:07.840 about what that's going to do to me, you know 2769 02:10:07.840 --> 02:10:09.399 what I mean, at the very least, like that would 2770 02:10:09.439 --> 02:10:12.239 be worth the amount that I get reamed. I don't 2771 02:10:12.279 --> 02:10:12.720 know every. 2772 02:10:12.520 --> 02:10:14.640 Fucking I can. I can say that the vast word 2773 02:10:14.680 --> 02:10:18.479 of people that are are conservatives tend to feign this this, uh, 2774 02:10:18.560 --> 02:10:21.680 this this belief in like Christianity and like loving God 2775 02:10:21.720 --> 02:10:26.039 and stuff like that, and that's always confused me and 2776 02:10:26.079 --> 02:10:28.359 for me, it's like for you to for you to 2777 02:10:28.479 --> 02:10:31.520 be a person that like that, like has all this 2778 02:10:31.520 --> 02:10:34.720 this love for the uh your your you're almighty being, 2779 02:10:35.439 --> 02:10:38.079 you know so little about what it is to be 2780 02:10:38.239 --> 02:10:41.800 of that religion, you know, like the fundamental nature of 2781 02:10:41.800 --> 02:10:43.920 like Christian people, like for the whole abortion thing right 2782 02:10:43.920 --> 02:10:47.920 for me, right, it is literally the idea of God 2783 02:10:48.199 --> 02:10:52.239 understanding that you are not meant to judge others. Even 2784 02:10:52.279 --> 02:10:56.479 in this book that's that's clearly fake and modified a 2785 02:10:56.640 --> 02:10:57.600 billion and a half time. 2786 02:10:57.680 --> 02:10:59.479 Yeah, yeah, we I don't want to get into this. 2787 02:10:59.479 --> 02:10:59.640 You know. 2788 02:10:59.760 --> 02:11:01.760 It's it's just like these guys, these people are are 2789 02:11:01.840 --> 02:11:05.199 fucking morons. They're just like it's I hate to be 2790 02:11:05.359 --> 02:11:08.920 so crass and callous because I have relatives that are conservative, 2791 02:11:09.079 --> 02:11:11.640 and I have a few friends that have some conservative values, 2792 02:11:11.640 --> 02:11:13.880 but they definitely wouldn't throw their head into that. I 2793 02:11:13.920 --> 02:11:17.800 think it's just like you have to be actually a 2794 02:11:18.119 --> 02:11:22.319 sniveling retard under a bridge. We gotta be, you gotta be, 2795 02:11:22.600 --> 02:11:26.239 you gotta be as stupid as SpongeBob is. Fucking creative. 2796 02:11:26.279 --> 02:11:32.319 You know, you gotta be a fucking complete I don't know, 2797 02:11:33.039 --> 02:11:36.039 and I'm not. Usually this is Derek saying this, That's 2798 02:11:36.039 --> 02:11:39.000 why it's the one that says this. But for me, 2799 02:11:39.119 --> 02:11:41.359 it's at the point now where you are just you're 2800 02:11:41.600 --> 02:11:45.199 outwardly choosing to do worse by the world by not 2801 02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:47.119 objectively paying attention to what you see. 2802 02:11:47.199 --> 02:11:49.199 I guess the thing that I don't really understand is 2803 02:11:49.239 --> 02:11:49.680 just like. 2804 02:11:50.479 --> 02:11:52.720 With the Democrats, about things all you want, but when 2805 02:11:52.760 --> 02:11:57.239 it comes to people's people's existence, choosing not to is 2806 02:11:57.720 --> 02:12:01.479 choosing to just harm them is evil at this moment. 2807 02:12:01.560 --> 02:12:04.159 You know, I can't. I can't just be like I'm 2808 02:12:04.199 --> 02:12:07.159 fine with this or whatever. I disagree because we've done 2809 02:12:07.199 --> 02:12:09.359 that so much and then the problems that we have 2810 02:12:09.359 --> 02:12:12.239 have existed because of that. Yeah, yeah, no, I know 2811 02:12:12.479 --> 02:12:14.760 I think that where I can't. I can't be a 2812 02:12:14.800 --> 02:12:16.840 person that's like ah whatever anymore. It's gotta be like 2813 02:12:16.880 --> 02:12:19.800 you know, you're you suck, you suck, go to moon. 2814 02:12:20.000 --> 02:12:21.560 I guess the thing that sucks is that like that 2815 02:12:21.600 --> 02:12:23.000 doesn't reach them, you know what I mean? 2816 02:12:23.399 --> 02:12:25.760 Oh no, because we don't because we were always. 2817 02:12:25.560 --> 02:12:27.920 Like you're not you're not gonna be like, oh you suck, 2818 02:12:28.000 --> 02:12:30.720 and then the person's gonna be like, oh, you're right. 2819 02:12:30.920 --> 02:12:31.159 You know. 2820 02:12:32.239 --> 02:12:33.800 I don't think it's about reaching them anymore. 2821 02:12:34.960 --> 02:12:37.239 Yeah, I think I think people can be reached, though 2822 02:12:37.279 --> 02:12:39.319 I think I think it's just like I think no 2823 02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:41.560 effort is being made because so many of them are crazy. 2824 02:12:41.840 --> 02:12:43.520 But like, I think there are people who are just 2825 02:12:43.560 --> 02:12:46.520 like there because they just happen to be born there 2826 02:12:46.600 --> 02:12:49.680 or just there because it's their surroundings. I think most 2827 02:12:49.720 --> 02:12:52.279 people can if if if that person can turn that 2828 02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:54.920 many people away from the KK, well that's then like 2829 02:12:55.479 --> 02:12:58.000 I feel like it's worse, right, It's not, it's a 2830 02:12:58.039 --> 02:13:00.319 KK not worse than what happened? 2831 02:13:00.359 --> 02:13:02.000 Is this? Feel like, well what happened? 2832 02:13:02.039 --> 02:13:02.199 Is this? 2833 02:13:02.319 --> 02:13:04.720 Right? Those are people that are that don't have the 2834 02:13:04.760 --> 02:13:08.439 information informed to them. No, no, no person that. 2835 02:13:08.560 --> 02:13:10.399 Is right, But they just need to be informed what 2836 02:13:10.439 --> 02:13:11.119 I'm saying, But you. 2837 02:13:11.079 --> 02:13:13.359 Can inform me people because you try to inform them 2838 02:13:13.359 --> 02:13:14.399 and then they combat you. 2839 02:13:15.840 --> 02:13:17.439 Well then you just have to combat them with Really 2840 02:13:17.680 --> 02:13:19.760 I understand what you're saying. Like I've watched I've watched 2841 02:13:19.800 --> 02:13:22.199 the Destiny debates. I see I see people just don't. 2842 02:13:22.000 --> 02:13:23.640 Pay that in my heart I believe and this is 2843 02:13:23.640 --> 02:13:25.720 me being hyperbolog a post in my real heart, right 2844 02:13:25.920 --> 02:13:28.760 like in my spirit, I think that you can when 2845 02:13:28.800 --> 02:13:33.359 you tell people facts, truthfully facts, they will experience the 2846 02:13:33.359 --> 02:13:36.279 truth eventually and they'll be like, I'm kind of wrong. Yeah, 2847 02:13:36.760 --> 02:13:41.199 but my my anger is just like I'm done trying 2848 02:13:41.199 --> 02:13:43.680 to do that for you. You should do it yourself. Yeah, 2849 02:13:43.880 --> 02:13:46.039 there's no reason why someone like I was born into 2850 02:13:46.079 --> 02:13:50.880 a pretty decently good standing family where if I would 2851 02:13:50.920 --> 02:13:52.239 have stayed in New York, I wouldn't have had to 2852 02:13:52.279 --> 02:13:55.159 worry about any of these problems, you know. Yeah, and 2853 02:13:55.199 --> 02:13:58.279 how can I see that? How can my grandma, who 2854 02:13:58.640 --> 02:14:02.079 fundamentally all these things should be on her side, but 2855 02:14:02.159 --> 02:14:04.079 she's like, no, that's insane. People should have the rights, 2856 02:14:05.560 --> 02:14:07.399 you know, these are no legous to the same things 2857 02:14:07.399 --> 02:14:09.199 that were happening for civil rights. It literally is the 2858 02:14:09.199 --> 02:14:13.119 same like drawing points right, We're like, I don't want 2859 02:14:13.119 --> 02:14:14.960 to call this person a person. It's like, do you 2860 02:14:15.000 --> 02:14:17.840 understand how you sound? Do you get yourself? 2861 02:14:18.279 --> 02:14:18.800 Yeah? 2862 02:14:19.000 --> 02:14:20.680 I don't know. I'm done. I'm done. I'm st let's stop, 2863 02:14:20.720 --> 02:14:22.000 let's just let's let's go on. Let's go on. 2864 02:14:22.000 --> 02:14:26.079 The next question, I don't think there are questions period. 2865 02:14:26.119 --> 02:14:28.960 I think that's it. Our our patron went blank. It 2866 02:14:29.000 --> 02:14:31.680 went blank, and now we quit the show. The shows over. 2867 02:14:32.399 --> 02:14:33.920 Keep send us your money, though, Russ, We'll come and 2868 02:14:33.960 --> 02:14:34.279 find you. 2869 02:14:34.560 --> 02:14:38.359 That's crazy. Just insulted them. There's like a religious son 2870 02:14:38.399 --> 02:14:40.680 the always like fuck, you give me your money. 2871 02:14:40.880 --> 02:14:41.760 I'm sorry, man. 2872 02:14:41.640 --> 02:14:44.159 I get it, Like I understand the frustration is there 2873 02:14:44.199 --> 02:14:44.520 for sure. 2874 02:14:44.560 --> 02:14:47.479 I don't know, man, I can't. I can't do that anymore. 2875 02:14:47.520 --> 02:14:50.239 I hold religious beliefs still, some of them, I think 2876 02:14:50.279 --> 02:14:52.159 the Uh. I try to focus on the things that 2877 02:14:52.199 --> 02:14:54.359 were good that I was taught in religion. Uh, should 2878 02:14:54.399 --> 02:14:57.399 people kindly, you know, understanding that the world is bigger 2879 02:14:57.439 --> 02:14:59.680 than yourself, which is crazy because none of them act 2880 02:14:59.720 --> 02:15:00.800 like that most of most part. 2881 02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:03.920 But yeah, it's like it's a lesson that's lost a little. 2882 02:15:03.960 --> 02:15:08.039 You gotta you gotta really figure out where you stand 2883 02:15:08.039 --> 02:15:09.479 at the end of an end of things, you know, 2884 02:15:11.039 --> 02:15:13.199 Papa Jesus. If Trump wins with that'll be lit. I 2885 02:15:13.239 --> 02:15:13.960 think it'll be funny. 2886 02:15:14.600 --> 02:15:16.199 Look, man, the way I'm looking at it is like 2887 02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:19.560 I I would prefer Kama to win for obviously, I 2888 02:15:19.600 --> 02:15:21.159 just want to be done with Trump. Really, I'm just 2889 02:15:21.239 --> 02:15:22.600 kind of tired on board of it, Like at the 2890 02:15:22.680 --> 02:15:24.159 very least, get at another Republican in here so we 2891 02:15:24.199 --> 02:15:28.279 have like new material, but like the whole like what 2892 02:15:28.359 --> 02:15:31.760 are we doing? Like I get it, like it's I 2893 02:15:31.800 --> 02:15:34.000 get it. It's it's the same thing over and over again. 2894 02:15:34.319 --> 02:15:35.439 I'm tired. I'm bored. 2895 02:15:35.880 --> 02:15:36.079 Uh. 2896 02:15:36.119 --> 02:15:37.840 It would be cool to have just like either a 2897 02:15:37.880 --> 02:15:40.079 normal Republican party again or at least if you're gonna 2898 02:15:40.119 --> 02:15:42.119 get if you're gonna get somebody else, just get somebody else, 2899 02:15:42.359 --> 02:15:44.279 just do somebody else, and just a new like refresh, 2900 02:15:44.399 --> 02:15:47.920 just bring us back to it, like let's just like 2901 02:15:47.960 --> 02:15:49.640 it feels like Dragon Ball super where it's's like oh 2902 02:15:49.640 --> 02:15:51.680 it's Freeze again, all right, but. 2903 02:15:51.640 --> 02:15:54.399 It's not even fun then if he's a turning black 2904 02:15:54.520 --> 02:15:55.439 and saying the end worth. 2905 02:15:55.359 --> 02:15:57.640 Way, look Freezes, look Freeze is a good villain, right, 2906 02:15:58.199 --> 02:16:00.720 it's a good villain entertaining, but there are other ones, 2907 02:16:00.760 --> 02:16:03.600 but like, come on, like I'm over it, like I 2908 02:16:03.680 --> 02:16:06.560 like I the best days are behind him, you know 2909 02:16:06.560 --> 02:16:08.239 what I mean. You're not gonna you're not gonna have 2910 02:16:08.600 --> 02:16:12.199 You're not going to have like you're not gonna have 2911 02:16:12.199 --> 02:16:13.880 a He will not divide his moment again, you know 2912 02:16:13.880 --> 02:16:16.319 what I mean, Like with with that stupid fucking camera, 2913 02:16:16.800 --> 02:16:19.560 you're not gonna like it's the jokes around him are 2914 02:16:19.600 --> 02:16:21.279 just like it's it's it's all old stuff. 2915 02:16:21.279 --> 02:16:23.560 It's this is not funny anymore. It's just alarming. 2916 02:16:23.720 --> 02:16:26.560 You know. It turns like, oh, this is like it's 2917 02:16:26.600 --> 02:16:28.720 just tried, it's played out. Like I'm bored, and I 2918 02:16:28.720 --> 02:16:30.560 would like I would like new people. So like for me, 2919 02:16:30.600 --> 02:16:32.440 it's just like if Kamalo Win's like, hopefully that's the 2920 02:16:32.520 --> 02:16:34.200 end of him. Hopefully he fucking has a heart attack 2921 02:16:34.239 --> 02:16:35.680 and dies, and then we don't have to deal with 2922 02:16:35.680 --> 02:16:36.920 this shit anymore and we'll have a new set of 2923 02:16:36.920 --> 02:16:38.399 fucking crazy people to deal with, and that I would 2924 02:16:38.479 --> 02:16:41.639 much prefer that. But if not, then you know, fuck, 2925 02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:44.399 I get material. I went either way. I feel bad 2926 02:16:44.399 --> 02:16:45.040 for the people who. 2927 02:16:44.879 --> 02:16:48.200 Don't, but like, yeah, unfortunately, well fortunately we'll be fine 2928 02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:49.319 and other people will be suffering. 2929 02:16:49.319 --> 02:16:49.879 And that sucks. 2930 02:16:50.120 --> 02:16:52.719 Yeah, it really sucks. Fucking on niggas up. 2931 02:16:54.399 --> 02:16:58.200 Papa Jesus wrote in he says, hello, uh are we're 2932 02:16:58.239 --> 02:16:59.079 recording tomorrow too? 2933 02:16:59.120 --> 02:16:59.239 Right? 2934 02:17:00.120 --> 02:17:03.319 We should try to get what day is it today? Tuesday? 2935 02:17:04.719 --> 02:17:06.760 Row so we try to pump this one. I'll see 2936 02:17:06.760 --> 02:17:08.040 if I can get there to just like throw this 2937 02:17:08.079 --> 02:17:11.319 one out real quick, just so we'll have like a 2938 02:17:11.360 --> 02:17:13.840 pre and post election because we're this is on election day, 2939 02:17:14.200 --> 02:17:16.959 you know what I mean. So the next day tomorrow, 2940 02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:18.520 we'll know or at least we'll have an idea of 2941 02:17:18.559 --> 02:17:21.200 what's going what's going to happen. That'll be fun. Papa 2942 02:17:21.239 --> 02:17:23.680 Jesus rode in. We'll just do this one and then we'll. 2943 02:17:23.799 --> 02:17:27.239 Playing Cardigo, which will be hilarious in the middle of 2944 02:17:27.319 --> 02:17:30.959 people playing Japanese cards like yeah fuck yeah, yeah, like 2945 02:17:31.000 --> 02:17:32.000 oh nice yeah. 2946 02:17:32.079 --> 02:17:35.600 Personally like yeah. My prediction is I think I think 2947 02:17:35.639 --> 02:17:39.479 Alma's gonna win by quite like by by a margin 2948 02:17:39.559 --> 02:17:41.280 that I think it's not. I don't think she's gonna 2949 02:17:41.280 --> 02:17:42.639 it's gonna be a landslide or anything. But I think 2950 02:17:42.639 --> 02:17:44.639 it's going to surprise maga people because I think maga 2951 02:17:44.680 --> 02:17:48.840 people really think that, like yeah, they're just like I 2952 02:17:48.879 --> 02:17:50.719 really think that they don't have a concept of how 2953 02:17:50.719 --> 02:17:52.600 many people are just how many people exist outside of 2954 02:17:52.600 --> 02:17:55.680 the Internet who are just really tired of this. I 2955 02:17:55.719 --> 02:17:57.319 think it's what dude. I think it's why Joe Biden 2956 02:17:57.440 --> 02:18:01.840 won you know, it's like Joe Biden's so uncharismatic, it's crazy, 2957 02:18:02.920 --> 02:18:04.639 and he won because it's just people were just like, yo, 2958 02:18:04.719 --> 02:18:05.840 I'm fucking over it, dude. 2959 02:18:06.719 --> 02:18:09.200 I hope, man, I hope. I think the entire world I. 2960 02:18:09.159 --> 02:18:11.479 Think it will shake up that way. If not, that's fine. 2961 02:18:12.000 --> 02:18:16.600 It is what it is. I'll just make I have 2962 02:18:16.600 --> 02:18:19.040 a lot of videos. I think that it'll be fun. 2963 02:18:19.639 --> 02:18:21.719 The conservative part of the country has gotten more conservative. 2964 02:18:21.719 --> 02:18:24.799 I think that's happened in certain aspects. Yeah, I think 2965 02:18:25.079 --> 02:18:27.079 that a lot of I think he a few steps 2966 02:18:27.120 --> 02:18:30.600 he made with these uh. I will say that Puerto 2967 02:18:30.680 --> 02:18:31.719 Rico joke fucked him up. 2968 02:18:31.840 --> 02:18:32.719 Master joke didn't help. 2969 02:18:32.719 --> 02:18:34.600 It's like I saw that on my family Twitter, and 2970 02:18:34.600 --> 02:18:36.760 it's just like, yeah, I know for a fact you 2971 02:18:36.799 --> 02:18:39.799 had some of these people before this, and like, I 2972 02:18:39.840 --> 02:18:42.079 don't know, man, that's that's Seeing that in real time 2973 02:18:42.159 --> 02:18:44.159 was pretty wild. 2974 02:18:44.479 --> 02:18:47.639 The Puerto Ricans in my family are all like they were, like, 2975 02:18:47.920 --> 02:18:51.079 we've The thing about me is that what sucks for 2976 02:18:51.239 --> 02:18:53.840 my family is that the Puerto Ricans in my family 2977 02:18:53.959 --> 02:19:00.000 are from New York and New Yorkers can't stand him. Yeah, 2978 02:19:00.079 --> 02:19:03.760 York City people hate him. He can't do business there anymore, 2979 02:19:03.760 --> 02:19:04.639 if I'm not mistaken. 2980 02:19:04.840 --> 02:19:06.440 Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that. 2981 02:19:06.840 --> 02:19:08.600 I know, and I know like Atlantic City, he can't 2982 02:19:08.639 --> 02:19:10.719 go there, he can't do business anymore. Yeah, he's exempt. 2983 02:19:11.399 --> 02:19:13.159 But also things you just can't do, and they're like, yeah, 2984 02:19:13.159 --> 02:19:13.799 this guy sucks. 2985 02:19:14.879 --> 02:19:19.000 Yeah anyway, Papa Jesus rode his hello again, you handsome homoombres. 2986 02:19:19.360 --> 02:19:21.479 If you could physically change your co host bodies in 2987 02:19:21.559 --> 02:19:24.799 any way to annoy or inconvenience, then what would you do? Person? 2988 02:19:24.799 --> 02:19:26.639 I think would hilarious. If Chris was slightly shorter, but 2989 02:19:26.680 --> 02:19:29.200 had I dick that was seven inches soft? What suck? 2990 02:19:30.200 --> 02:19:33.360 That's not a good that's not that's not good. That's 2991 02:19:33.360 --> 02:19:38.520 not good. Uh, that's such That would actually really damage me, that. 2992 02:19:38.840 --> 02:19:41.040 Debilitating because you would show that to a woman. They'd 2993 02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:44.079 be like no, yeah, because that happened. They're like, oh no, 2994 02:19:44.120 --> 02:19:46.079 I'm not I'm not a porn star. Don't get that 2995 02:19:46.120 --> 02:19:46.559 out of here. 2996 02:19:48.120 --> 02:19:53.920 I would yeah, all right. Or if Derek had skinny 2997 02:19:53.959 --> 02:19:56.920 legs but an even bigger ass, that's crazy. 2998 02:19:57.680 --> 02:20:00.280 Derek's ass is so big he's like Junted Foe in 2999 02:20:00.319 --> 02:20:03.399 a seat. Yeah, he's about the fall all the whole time. 3000 02:20:04.239 --> 02:20:07.479 That is crazy. I would make Chris really tall, and 3001 02:20:07.479 --> 02:20:09.520 I'd fuck up all your wardrobe. 3002 02:20:09.840 --> 02:20:14.520 That really like big and tall tall. 3003 02:20:14.959 --> 02:20:17.239 You'd be like you'd be like my frame and like 3004 02:20:17.959 --> 02:20:18.760 a little tall. 3005 02:20:18.639 --> 02:20:20.600 Like so tall that I would not only would I 3006 02:20:20.639 --> 02:20:22.399 not have any use for my current clothes, but I 3007 02:20:22.440 --> 02:20:24.799 couldn't reliably just go to H and M right now, 3008 02:20:25.600 --> 02:20:27.040 like I would have to go to like a like 3009 02:20:27.079 --> 02:20:28.920 a tailor to get shit done, like. 3010 02:20:28.879 --> 02:20:32.280 You'd have to. You'd have to effectively in your home 3011 02:20:32.399 --> 02:20:36.879 be naked and so clothes got delivered to your house. Guys, 3012 02:20:36.879 --> 02:20:39.639 I can't record. I can't wear anything in here. 3013 02:20:39.799 --> 02:20:42.840 We wear like towels. I guess you have to. 3014 02:20:42.719 --> 02:20:44.879 Record in a towel. No, you're tall, might be too 3015 02:20:44.879 --> 02:20:48.200 small too. You have towels near your side. 3016 02:20:47.959 --> 02:20:50.920 Big and tall towels. That would suck. I would hate 3017 02:20:50.959 --> 02:20:54.000 to honestly, I would hate to be taller than I 3018 02:20:54.040 --> 02:20:55.600 am right now, or shorter than I am right now, 3019 02:20:55.639 --> 02:20:58.079 like I feel like i'm so actively, I'm so adept 3020 02:20:58.120 --> 02:20:59.000 at this frame. 3021 02:20:59.799 --> 02:21:02.319 Wal you'd hit things with your shoulders. You wouldn't know 3022 02:21:02.559 --> 02:21:04.159 you have a giant friend. You would just it would 3023 02:21:04.159 --> 02:21:04.920 just ruin your life. 3024 02:21:05.000 --> 02:21:06.920 It would be like glogging into destiny and my load 3025 02:21:06.959 --> 02:21:09.399 out is completely different and you're just like fuck like 3026 02:21:09.760 --> 02:21:11.520 or just like my build as fucked. I'm just like, 3027 02:21:11.559 --> 02:21:14.879 god damn it. I had like a save. I was 3028 02:21:14.920 --> 02:21:17.239 so I got into such a flow with this, and 3029 02:21:17.280 --> 02:21:18.959 now I'm like, I'm definitely gonna be hitting my head 3030 02:21:19.000 --> 02:21:19.479 on things. 3031 02:21:20.159 --> 02:21:21.559 I would you know, since that thing, if you make 3032 02:21:21.639 --> 02:21:25.360 me like smaller than Lily, I would take me and 3033 02:21:25.399 --> 02:21:28.159 it scaled me down like size and everything. I was like, 3034 02:21:28.280 --> 02:21:29.440 I'm like as short as Lily is. 3035 02:21:30.639 --> 02:21:34.319 Yeah, I think I would. I would make it so 3036 02:21:35.479 --> 02:21:40.159 you would no matter what you did, you'd always lose 3037 02:21:40.159 --> 02:21:41.879 a little bit of weight, but it would only be here, 3038 02:21:43.079 --> 02:21:45.120 and so your face would still be the same, your 3039 02:21:45.200 --> 02:21:46.680 arms would still be the same, and your legs would 3040 02:21:46.680 --> 02:21:48.680 still be the same, but your torso would shrink. 3041 02:21:49.399 --> 02:21:52.040 I would just have like I would have abs in 3042 02:21:52.120 --> 02:21:56.280 the same exact face. I don't like this, what's the 3043 02:21:56.319 --> 02:21:56.879 point of this. 3044 02:21:57.000 --> 02:21:59.440 You would look really wrong, like like you would look 3045 02:21:59.479 --> 02:22:06.159 like you know this match games and Derek, I think, uh, well, 3046 02:22:06.159 --> 02:22:07.799 first of all, Derek, I would make white. I would 3047 02:22:07.840 --> 02:22:09.440 make I would make Derek white. Immediately. 3048 02:22:09.520 --> 02:22:11.360 I think that would bother him way more than well, no, 3049 02:22:11.399 --> 02:22:13.879 it probably bothered me more, but they would a lot. 3050 02:22:14.000 --> 02:22:15.479 The thing I think about him is that he would 3051 02:22:15.479 --> 02:22:19.600 get in trouble because he did. He says the end 3052 02:22:19.600 --> 02:22:22.799 word more than you do. Somehow, he does. Yes, yeah, 3053 02:22:22.959 --> 02:22:25.360 yes he does. I've noticed it because I remember I 3054 02:22:25.360 --> 02:22:26.440 had to edit, and I remember I had like a 3055 02:22:26.440 --> 02:22:28.479 little counter on the side to entertain myself while I 3056 02:22:28.520 --> 02:22:29.600 was at it. I never put it in the video 3057 02:22:29.600 --> 02:22:30.920 because that's more editing. 3058 02:22:30.920 --> 02:22:31.239 Fuck you. 3059 02:22:31.600 --> 02:22:35.079 But like, but like I remember, like he so he 3060 02:22:35.120 --> 02:22:37.760 says it a lot, but like I also feel like 3061 02:22:37.799 --> 02:22:39.520 it would it would really conflict with him because he 3062 02:22:39.639 --> 02:22:43.639 is so like he's so metal oriented that like I 3063 02:22:43.639 --> 02:22:45.440 wonder if, like he I feel like he would have 3064 02:22:45.440 --> 02:22:47.959 a crisis of identity where it's like I really could 3065 02:22:48.040 --> 02:22:52.239 just like I really could just throw myself into this 3066 02:22:52.239 --> 02:22:56.239 other aspect of my personality and like betray that half 3067 02:22:56.280 --> 02:22:56.520 of me. 3068 02:22:57.479 --> 02:23:02.959 You know, turning someone a different raise is so stupid 3069 02:23:03.040 --> 02:23:07.159 but also so fucking horrible at the same time. What 3070 02:23:07.200 --> 02:23:09.680 do you mean, Because it's like it's if like if 3071 02:23:09.719 --> 02:23:12.920 I just turned you into a fucking black man, your 3072 02:23:12.959 --> 02:23:14.719 life would change and you would know you would know 3073 02:23:14.799 --> 02:23:16.680 the changes that are in bound too, and you'd be like, 3074 02:23:17.600 --> 02:23:20.680 this is gonna suck. Yeah, I sense a humor can't 3075 02:23:20.680 --> 02:23:24.280 be the same way it is. Well, it can't. I 3076 02:23:24.280 --> 02:23:26.159 don't know, Chris, it can't. You can? 3077 02:23:26.959 --> 02:23:27.319 Why not? 3078 02:23:27.559 --> 02:23:30.200 Especially your in the way the way I know you. 3079 02:23:30.200 --> 02:23:31.399 You can't be like that anymore. 3080 02:23:31.479 --> 02:23:34.360 What do you mean? Why not? Because you're very. 3081 02:23:34.200 --> 02:23:38.079 Apathetic on the surface, and that would be really fucking 3082 02:23:38.159 --> 02:23:39.319 bad as a black person. 3083 02:23:41.079 --> 02:23:42.959 Yes, what do you mean? 3084 02:23:43.799 --> 02:23:45.879 Because you'd like make a joke about something and then 3085 02:23:45.920 --> 02:23:52.959 you'd be like, oh, man, is that destructive that made 3086 02:23:52.959 --> 02:23:53.399 this joke? 3087 02:23:53.559 --> 02:23:56.079 Like, no, I think I think I can finally, I 3088 02:23:56.079 --> 02:23:58.319 can finally, I have so many tweets in my drafts 3089 02:23:58.319 --> 02:23:59.200 and I can finally tweet. 3090 02:23:59.280 --> 02:24:01.040 You'd be able to tweet tweets out right, yeah, and 3091 02:24:01.079 --> 02:24:05.920 then you'd be like, Oh, it wasn't worth it. You're 3092 02:24:05.920 --> 02:24:07.559 like get in the golden ticket and being like, oh, 3093 02:24:07.600 --> 02:24:09.399 I got a gobstop or that's it, I got a 3094 02:24:09.399 --> 02:24:11.239 candy that just doesn't go away. 3095 02:24:11.399 --> 02:24:12.840 I don't know, man, I think I can. I'd make 3096 02:24:12.840 --> 02:24:13.479 the most out of it. 3097 02:24:13.559 --> 02:24:17.159 You make the most out of it, you have to. 3098 02:24:16.200 --> 02:24:18.639 You know, I'd make the most out of it. I 3099 02:24:18.639 --> 02:24:20.440 have so many like even just like yesterday, like in 3100 02:24:20.479 --> 02:24:22.920 a batwash, I tweeted a nicer version of it today 3101 02:24:23.760 --> 02:24:25.399 or like last night or whatever. But like the first 3102 02:24:25.440 --> 02:24:27.120 thing that I the first thing that I wrote out 3103 02:24:27.159 --> 02:24:29.319 in my Twitter and put in my dress is like 3104 02:24:34.159 --> 02:24:36.360 this and word's gay. 3105 02:24:38.600 --> 02:24:40.479 I would if I was. If I was gay, I 3106 02:24:40.520 --> 02:24:44.079 would tweet that words so much should be crazy. 3107 02:24:43.760 --> 02:24:45.959 I thought about going on a date with a guy 3108 02:24:46.079 --> 02:24:46.879 just so I could say it. 3109 02:24:48.319 --> 02:24:49.639 That's you know what I mean. 3110 02:24:50.239 --> 02:24:51.040 I wouldn't have like. 3111 02:24:51.159 --> 02:24:53.319 Shows that shows how terrible we are, like we're like 3112 02:24:53.360 --> 02:24:56.920 we're terrible people, Like we're like we're filth. We're filth, 3113 02:24:56.959 --> 02:24:59.799 we're scums that like to think, like I want to 3114 02:24:59.840 --> 02:25:04.200 say this, words so bad that I will betray myself. 3115 02:25:04.479 --> 02:25:06.319 Yeah whatever, Yeah, that's insane. 3116 02:25:06.399 --> 02:25:07.520 I mean, I don't care. 3117 02:25:08.680 --> 02:25:09.399 That's insane. 3118 02:25:09.719 --> 02:25:11.399 I don't know. I don't know myself. I don't want 3119 02:25:11.399 --> 02:25:13.120 myself nothing. You see. 3120 02:25:13.120 --> 02:25:16.760 That's even more insane that that files back into it. 3121 02:25:18.000 --> 02:25:18.440 I don't know. 3122 02:25:18.440 --> 02:25:19.920 It was like for a joke, I will go and 3123 02:25:19.959 --> 02:25:22.200 I'll say something really terrible just to get the shits 3124 02:25:22.200 --> 02:25:26.079 and giggles. Yeah, and that's bad. We're also addicted to 3125 02:25:26.120 --> 02:25:27.000 making ourselves laugh. 3126 02:25:27.680 --> 02:25:29.719 Yeah, it is a problem. It's a really bad problem. 3127 02:25:30.040 --> 02:25:31.639 It's a it's a problem to the point where like 3128 02:25:31.639 --> 02:25:36.200 I remember getting into accidental arguments because I didn't realize 3129 02:25:36.200 --> 02:25:39.520 that they believed like that they I've been in argument 3130 02:25:39.559 --> 02:25:41.559 with people where they thought I was like actually saying 3131 02:25:41.559 --> 02:25:43.719 the things I was saying, which is a dumb sentence, 3132 02:25:43.760 --> 02:25:47.479 I understand, But like I say things to amuse myself 3133 02:25:47.520 --> 02:25:50.200 and only to amuse myself, and I get in trouble 3134 02:25:50.239 --> 02:25:53.639 for it sometimes just because like people start to believe, 3135 02:25:53.760 --> 02:25:54.920 Like I remember I was at a party. I was 3136 02:25:54.920 --> 02:25:56.840 at a party recently. I was at a birthday party 3137 02:25:56.879 --> 02:25:58.959 for a friend of a friend of ours, a comedian friend, 3138 02:25:59.479 --> 02:26:03.319 and she was like, I saw Bella there. He was like, oh, 3139 02:26:03.399 --> 02:26:06.079 Bella is Like I'm thinking, I usually like gravitate towards 3140 02:26:06.079 --> 02:26:07.360 the people I know at parties, and they're just like 3141 02:26:07.399 --> 02:26:09.799 I don't know these people. I let people like approach 3142 02:26:09.840 --> 02:26:11.680 and like kind of that's how I meet people. It's 3143 02:26:11.719 --> 02:26:14.239 like I'm talking with somebody else, somebody either approaches me 3144 02:26:15.159 --> 02:26:16.559 or them and then like you know what I mean, 3145 02:26:16.719 --> 02:26:18.559 that's how then and then the circle grows or whatever. 3146 02:26:18.680 --> 02:26:22.040 But I was there, and the person whose birthday was 3147 02:26:22.079 --> 02:26:23.399 just like, oh, how do you guys know each other? 3148 02:26:23.440 --> 02:26:28.479 To to uh to Bella and me, and I said, oh, 3149 02:26:28.479 --> 02:26:30.559 we went to pre immediately without thinking about it, like 3150 02:26:30.639 --> 02:26:34.440 we went to preschool together. I immediately said. I was like, 3151 02:26:34.440 --> 02:26:37.079 we would like without even a second fucking thought that's 3152 02:26:37.120 --> 02:26:41.319 not true at all, Like, but she said like, oh, yeah, 3153 02:26:41.319 --> 02:26:43.719 I went to preachers together. And then Bella was like yeah, 3154 02:26:44.600 --> 02:26:46.799 cause she felt like she got roped into it and 3155 02:26:46.840 --> 02:26:49.280 then at least she would And the girl whose birth 3156 02:26:49.319 --> 02:26:51.360 party was he was like, wait, I thought you were 3157 02:26:51.399 --> 02:26:53.000 East Coast and it's like, yeah, I was there for 3158 02:26:53.079 --> 02:26:56.239 like and it became like a whole snowboar, a snowball, and. 3159 02:26:56.200 --> 02:26:59.040 Now this person's wrapped into it. Yeah, she just doesn't 3160 02:26:59.040 --> 02:27:01.079 want to be a part of it. Like you could have. 3161 02:27:01.120 --> 02:27:04.239 Just told she was drunk too. She was drug too, 3162 02:27:04.280 --> 02:27:06.200 so it's like stressed. So she was like so she 3163 02:27:06.319 --> 02:27:09.319 was like and I was like I was clearly stressing 3164 02:27:09.319 --> 02:27:12.600 her around because she thought everything that she knew about 3165 02:27:12.639 --> 02:27:17.760 like both of us were like wrong somehow. But it 3166 02:27:17.840 --> 02:27:21.239 was just such an impulse. It helps me feel comfortable 3167 02:27:21.280 --> 02:27:25.200 because I'm just like improvising, So you're taking other people's 3168 02:27:25.239 --> 02:27:29.399 comfortability for yourself. You're selfish. You're selfish. I just I 3169 02:27:29.479 --> 02:27:31.840 like to improve with people, and I think people like 3170 02:27:31.920 --> 02:27:34.680 the people that know me enough know that I do that, 3171 02:27:35.040 --> 02:27:37.159 so like I'm just used to doing it. So with 3172 02:27:37.280 --> 02:27:40.440 strangers who don't know and think I'm just earnestly telling 3173 02:27:40.440 --> 02:27:43.120 them stories about my life, like it's it's. 3174 02:27:43.079 --> 02:27:45.040 Just find out you're lying, Like what the fuck's wrong 3175 02:27:45.040 --> 02:27:47.040 with this guy? We meet? 3176 02:27:47.040 --> 02:27:51.079 We to be fair, I saw it falling. I saw 3177 02:27:51.079 --> 02:27:54.079 it like snowballing into this crazy and I would say, no, no, no, 3178 02:27:54.079 --> 02:27:56.079 we like we just met on online. We didn't go 3179 02:27:56.120 --> 02:27:59.319 to Like I I squashed it quicker than I would 3180 02:27:59.399 --> 02:28:00.920 have in the past. In the past, I would have 3181 02:28:00.920 --> 02:28:02.959 just let that linger until the next time I saw them. 3182 02:28:03.239 --> 02:28:04.200 You know what I mean, Because it's like. 3183 02:28:04.760 --> 02:28:05.879 That from you learn that from Zach. 3184 02:28:07.479 --> 02:28:09.120 I learned that from Zach and my dad to be 3185 02:28:09.159 --> 02:28:11.920 honest with you, Like my dad would do that. My 3186 02:28:12.000 --> 02:28:14.879 dad used to pretend normally I would care about this, 3187 02:28:14.879 --> 02:28:17.319 get him getting canceled, but like he's retired, so like 3188 02:28:17.360 --> 02:28:22.440 he's safe, but like to embarrass me. He would like 3189 02:28:22.920 --> 02:28:24.879 if it was just me and him at like Walmart. 3190 02:28:25.440 --> 02:28:28.120 He would pretend to be special needs if I was 3191 02:28:28.159 --> 02:28:30.799 getting on his nerves, like if I was bothering him, 3192 02:28:30.879 --> 02:28:33.440 or like if I was being annoying, he would immediately 3193 02:28:33.479 --> 02:28:37.000 like slip into like retard speak and like pretend to 3194 02:28:37.040 --> 02:28:40.200 be like a nuisance to make a problem for me. 3195 02:28:42.840 --> 02:28:43.760 This is my father. 3196 02:28:44.399 --> 02:28:47.360 Is your sister like that too? Is a genetic is 3197 02:28:48.520 --> 02:28:49.159 I don't know if. 3198 02:28:51.120 --> 02:28:51.879 Are you are you? 3199 02:28:51.959 --> 02:28:53.120 Are you friends with your sister? 3200 02:28:53.879 --> 02:28:57.440 I think so yeah, like not not to like not 3201 02:28:57.520 --> 02:28:59.559 to a degree that I am with like you guys, 3202 02:28:59.719 --> 02:29:02.280 I guess, or like Jalen, because I don't see them 3203 02:29:02.280 --> 02:29:02.479 that all. 3204 02:29:02.639 --> 02:29:04.399 I'm not friends with my I'm friends with. 3205 02:29:04.520 --> 02:29:06.120 I would say I'm pretty friendly with my sister. 3206 02:29:06.200 --> 02:29:08.840 Yeah, I love her. We're very cordial, but I'm not 3207 02:29:08.840 --> 02:29:11.879 friends with hers. Like I can't like, I can't be 3208 02:29:12.120 --> 02:29:14.760 myself in front of my sister, dude, because she'll be like, 3209 02:29:14.959 --> 02:29:15.959 are you insane? 3210 02:29:16.879 --> 02:29:19.600 It would I wouldn't be myself to this degree, but 3211 02:29:19.639 --> 02:29:21.879 I would be more myself than you would expect. 3212 02:29:21.920 --> 02:29:24.280 I guess I can't hear myself. I can't I hate 3213 02:29:24.280 --> 02:29:26.280 you by someone with my grandma. My grandmother was like 3214 02:29:26.280 --> 02:29:29.600 if my grandmother knew what I was, she would have 3215 02:29:29.600 --> 02:29:30.520 had to be exercised. 3216 02:29:30.520 --> 02:29:32.120 I would never have them listen. I would never have 3217 02:29:32.159 --> 02:29:34.680 them listen to my podcast, and I would never want 3218 02:29:34.680 --> 02:29:38.000 them to. But it wouldn't It would just be less. 3219 02:29:38.079 --> 02:29:40.239 I guess the stuff I would say it would be 3220 02:29:40.319 --> 02:29:42.479 less like sexual. I guess it would be less that 3221 02:29:43.040 --> 02:29:44.239 it would be less vulgar in that way, but it 3222 02:29:44.280 --> 02:29:45.799 would still be the same type of stuff. Like I 3223 02:29:45.879 --> 02:29:49.159 remember like tumbling down the stairs backwards once in my 3224 02:29:49.239 --> 02:29:52.440 house when my sister was living with us because she 3225 02:29:52.760 --> 02:29:54.040 was like living with us for like a brief period 3226 02:29:54.040 --> 02:29:56.840 of time before she got her own place, and I 3227 02:29:56.879 --> 02:29:58.760 felt like my knee I dis okay to my knee 3228 02:29:58.799 --> 02:30:01.959 running up the stairs because I was like, for some reason, 3229 02:30:02.040 --> 02:30:03.399 I was like, let me see how many stairs I 3230 02:30:03.440 --> 02:30:05.520 can skip, you know what I mean. It's one of 3231 02:30:05.520 --> 02:30:08.959 those just to entertain myself walking up the stairs. And 3232 02:30:09.000 --> 02:30:11.559 then like I popped. I remember like stretching in a 3233 02:30:11.600 --> 02:30:13.239 weird way, and I was like that feels weird, and 3234 02:30:13.239 --> 02:30:17.200 then popped out and then I fell backwards down the stairs. 3235 02:30:17.760 --> 02:30:21.360 I was like, ah. And then my sister walks into 3236 02:30:21.399 --> 02:30:24.360 the hallway, turns around and I'm just like sitting there 3237 02:30:24.360 --> 02:30:28.120 holding my knee like fuck, and she goes, are you lying? 3238 02:30:28.159 --> 02:30:31.719 Is this a bit I have never by the way, 3239 02:30:31.799 --> 02:30:34.360 I have never done a bit like that. I have 3240 02:30:34.479 --> 02:30:39.040 never pranked her. She used to trip me. She's like 3241 02:30:39.079 --> 02:30:41.280 triped me, like down thet she used to trip me 3242 02:30:41.319 --> 02:30:45.719 down the stairs. Yes, she's like fifteen years older. She's 3243 02:30:45.799 --> 02:30:51.520 like almost fifty. I think it's crazy, but like it's weird, 3244 02:30:51.559 --> 02:30:53.520 Like my relationship with my sister's weird because she is 3245 02:30:53.559 --> 02:30:55.840 like my aunt kind of because her siblings are like 3246 02:30:55.840 --> 02:30:58.600 my siblings, but she is also very much my sister. 3247 02:30:58.639 --> 02:31:00.639 It's the same thing with me my niece. I spoke 3248 02:31:00.680 --> 02:31:03.799 to my niece a few days ago and she's twenty 3249 02:31:03.840 --> 02:31:07.840 four now, which is fucking insane to think about because 3250 02:31:07.879 --> 02:31:10.760 like obviously, toy, I haven't spoken to her in quite 3251 02:31:10.760 --> 02:31:13.280 a bit. But like there's still the babies in your mind, 3252 02:31:13.280 --> 02:31:14.760 you know, they're so like, oh, this is my little 3253 02:31:14.799 --> 02:31:17.479 my little niece, you know, like a baby in my brain. Yeah, 3254 02:31:17.479 --> 02:31:19.440 and then hearing seeing her like oh yeah, like I'm 3255 02:31:19.520 --> 02:31:22.040 I'm going to grad school next year, like I'm trying 3256 02:31:22.079 --> 02:31:24.760 to find my own place, and I'm like what, yeah, 3257 02:31:24.840 --> 02:31:25.479 what is this? 3258 02:31:25.639 --> 02:31:27.399 Yeah, my man, he says, a baby already, So like. 3259 02:31:27.440 --> 02:31:29.559 What it's I'm just it's just fucking freaky to me, 3260 02:31:29.799 --> 02:31:34.319 it's freaky what's happening. And just having talked to her, 3261 02:31:34.319 --> 02:31:36.319 I'm friends with her. She's my fucking friend. Like I 3262 02:31:36.399 --> 02:31:39.079 laugh for I send her fucked up jokes that I 3263 02:31:39.200 --> 02:31:42.200 send you guys to her. I would never It's like 3264 02:31:42.280 --> 02:31:44.959 Uncle Kingston, I'm at work, Like if I open this 3265 02:31:45.159 --> 02:31:47.520 randomly at work because my friend Ben one time he 3266 02:31:47.559 --> 02:31:49.239 opened one of the memes, I said to him he 3267 02:31:49.239 --> 02:31:53.440 should never word blared out and he was just like no. 3268 02:31:53.719 --> 02:31:56.319 At work at work, He's like no. 3269 02:31:57.159 --> 02:31:59.440 But she's like Kingston, I can't open these around people 3270 02:31:59.479 --> 02:32:01.639 like is this? And I can laugh at it privately, 3271 02:32:02.000 --> 02:32:05.000 but like I'm like a studious person, I can't. You 3272 02:32:05.079 --> 02:32:07.360 can't bring this to me right now. 3273 02:32:07.479 --> 02:32:07.719 Yeah. 3274 02:32:07.840 --> 02:32:09.959 This is like at home when we're like Thanksgiving, we're 3275 02:32:09.959 --> 02:32:11.840 all laugh as something like that. But other than that, 3276 02:32:12.040 --> 02:32:14.799 you can't do that. And I think it's insane because 3277 02:32:14.840 --> 02:32:17.040 for us, we haven't had the thing to make us 3278 02:32:17.040 --> 02:32:20.600 like grow up yet, so we're still just jackass it. 3279 02:32:21.559 --> 02:32:25.959 Yeah anyway, which is dope. Yeah, we're gonna read Uh, 3280 02:32:26.000 --> 02:32:28.959 we're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now. By 3281 02:32:29.000 --> 02:32:31.159 the way, I don't think I mentioned this on the 3282 02:32:31.280 --> 02:32:34.680 last episode, but since she came up, my sister so 3283 02:32:35.239 --> 02:32:36.959 there we have a family kind of thing going on. 3284 02:32:37.559 --> 02:32:41.799 Her husband has pancratic cancer. I have like a gofund 3285 02:32:41.799 --> 02:32:45.239 me up. It reached the goal already, which is insane. 3286 02:32:45.360 --> 02:32:46.719 Like I shared it like one night, and it's just 3287 02:32:46.760 --> 02:32:50.000 like everybody, A lot of internet friends shared it just 3288 02:32:50.040 --> 02:32:53.000 in weighing. Other people really appreciate it. The link still 3289 02:32:53.040 --> 02:32:54.360 up if you want to support that would be That 3290 02:32:54.360 --> 02:32:56.680 would mean a lot to my family. It is at 3291 02:32:56.799 --> 02:32:59.399 uh it is. I don't remember the link exactly, but 3292 02:32:59.440 --> 02:33:01.399 if you go to my Twitter Chris R. Gunn like 3293 02:33:01.440 --> 02:33:04.719 my shadow band one unfortunately, uh, it's the pin tweet. 3294 02:33:04.760 --> 02:33:06.399 So you can go over there and toss a buck 3295 02:33:06.440 --> 02:33:09.559 if you want. We would appreciate it. She's very appreciative 3296 02:33:09.559 --> 02:33:11.120 that it hit the goal already. But you know that 3297 02:33:11.159 --> 02:33:14.159 shit is it doesn't get cheaper, you know what I mean. 3298 02:33:14.600 --> 02:33:16.799 There's definitely good. There's definitely not gonna be like money 3299 02:33:16.840 --> 02:33:18.840 left over for cancer stuff. 3300 02:33:18.920 --> 02:33:21.479 It's very good that they caught it so early though. 3301 02:33:21.600 --> 02:33:22.799 Thank goodness, they caught it. 3302 02:33:23.440 --> 02:33:25.200 Yeah, yeah, we'll see. 3303 02:33:26.360 --> 02:33:28.399 You know. I hopes that's it. 3304 02:33:28.440 --> 02:33:32.319 I hopes yes. Uh, let's go. Let's count me down. 3305 02:33:32.479 --> 02:33:34.319 Three two one. 3306 02:33:35.639 --> 02:33:39.360 Flexing being a Day one listener like a Destiny veteran 3307 02:33:39.399 --> 02:33:42.079 flex is playing the D one Beta when sharing a 3308 02:33:42.120 --> 02:33:46.399 bad opinion. I listened, man, I played the Alpha. I 3309 02:33:46.399 --> 02:33:49.319 played the D one Alpha dude in Joe's basement. I 3310 02:33:49.520 --> 02:33:54.040 remember it was fucking that was fucking exciting, man. Dude. 3311 02:33:54.040 --> 02:33:58.440 Playing guest play Destiny is being confused at first, like 3312 02:33:58.479 --> 02:33:59.719 what is going there? 3313 02:34:00.280 --> 02:34:05.079 Orts huh dude? When I was I'm playing obviously, I'm 3314 02:34:05.079 --> 02:34:07.000 playing Black Ops six right now, and there's like the 3315 02:34:07.120 --> 02:34:10.200 zombies mode, right I haven't played Call of Duty Zombies 3316 02:34:10.239 --> 02:34:16.000 since literally World at War. It is jarring as fuck. 3317 02:34:16.159 --> 02:34:22.760 Now It's like Borderlands and you're like, huh, this it's awesome. 3318 02:34:22.920 --> 02:34:27.079 It's like really fucking cool, but also like, huh, what 3319 02:34:27.120 --> 02:34:30.920 the fuck did they do? But this is like, no, no, shade, 3320 02:34:30.959 --> 02:34:33.120 it's really cool what they've done to it. Like I'm 3321 02:34:33.120 --> 02:34:34.799 actually like really into it. Me and Lyle and and 3322 02:34:34.879 --> 02:34:38.360 Kyle were playing last night. It was really fun, but 3323 02:34:38.399 --> 02:34:40.040 like also like what the this is? This would have 3324 02:34:40.040 --> 02:34:43.079 given me a heart attack if I had never say 3325 02:34:43.159 --> 02:34:44.840 it's like, what the fuck? This is not what I remember? 3326 02:34:45.319 --> 02:34:48.159 But yeah, Destiny one Wasson must have been mega confusing. 3327 02:34:49.040 --> 02:34:53.159 I mean Destiny two is confusing if you don't know it. So, uh, 3328 02:34:53.200 --> 02:34:59.440 what the fuck is that? George Caciopo be like fondle 3329 02:34:59.479 --> 02:35:05.760 my sack boy, Darth Beaner welcome terrifying? What do you 3330 02:35:05.799 --> 02:35:13.120 think about that? Derek? Fucking good? Nice comedy comedy shorts 3331 02:35:13.159 --> 02:35:22.639 athis as Shaggy and his little companion Roofy. Do uh 3332 02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:26.840 you ever listen to metal leave him alone? What do 3333 02:35:26.879 --> 02:35:28.600 you mean you don't like puppet Derek? Or you have 3334 02:35:28.639 --> 02:35:33.280 a white wife, Derek? What do you think about when 3335 02:35:33.280 --> 02:35:39.319 you thinking about UFC? So petty? 3336 02:35:39.520 --> 02:35:42.040 It is so petty because we have episodes without you. 3337 02:35:42.120 --> 02:35:43.600 We don't make fun of you in the episode. 3338 02:35:43.719 --> 02:35:44.719 Yeah, it's I don't know. 3339 02:35:44.760 --> 02:35:46.879 There's something funny the idea of it being like right 3340 02:35:46.920 --> 02:35:50.399 there and he's not there. It's funny that we should 3341 02:35:50.479 --> 02:35:51.920 all pa commissioned. 3342 02:35:52.479 --> 02:35:54.319 By the way, you're free to do that. I never like, 3343 02:35:54.360 --> 02:35:55.079 there's no rule of that. 3344 02:35:55.120 --> 02:35:57.840 Said like silly, like we're not gonna do that. That's 3345 02:35:57.840 --> 02:35:58.760 not nice and You're. 3346 02:35:58.639 --> 02:36:05.399 Like, no, I'm Derek, I'm murdy worry. I have I have, 3347 02:36:05.920 --> 02:36:12.879 I have gauges because I put my dick in my Alright, 3348 02:36:12.959 --> 02:36:16.159 let's the citister fun of of Jeff Bezos eating it 3349 02:36:16.239 --> 02:36:20.920 iguana surreal We played the Hammer game again? Yeah, he's 3350 02:36:20.920 --> 02:36:25.120 dead as fuck? Uh? Hey, Genie, I wish that every 3351 02:36:25.120 --> 02:36:28.600 single pubic hair on planet Earth turns into his. Uh solifuge. 3352 02:36:29.559 --> 02:36:30.239 That's insane. 3353 02:36:30.280 --> 02:36:31.799 I know that. What do you think about that, Derek? 3354 02:36:31.840 --> 02:36:32.520 What do you think about that? 3355 02:36:32.639 --> 02:36:32.879 Derek? 3356 02:36:33.120 --> 02:36:35.000 Religion's Religion's dumb. 3357 02:36:37.680 --> 02:36:40.479 What makes it worse is that you and I what 3358 02:36:40.520 --> 02:36:43.399 we do is make fun of people. Yeah, that's all 3359 02:36:43.440 --> 02:36:48.799 we do in tandom. Lily is like a hat with 3360 02:36:48.920 --> 02:36:51.000 Chris is here because all you guys do is make 3361 02:36:51.000 --> 02:36:52.879 fun of me. And I'm like, don't be so easy 3362 02:36:52.920 --> 02:36:54.239 to make fun of Lily? 3363 02:36:54.440 --> 02:36:57.559 What the she she shoots at me more than anything. 3364 02:36:57.600 --> 02:37:00.000 Oh yeah, of course, because you've made fun of her. 3365 02:37:00.239 --> 02:37:01.520 Now she's schooled. 3366 02:37:01.159 --> 02:37:07.120 Well, tough, tough shit. Uh hey U what is it? Hey? Genie? Okay, Okay, 3367 02:37:07.399 --> 02:37:11.000 Slee's Merchant, Joe Biden's birthday cake, burning the White House down? 3368 02:37:11.200 --> 02:37:11.319 Uh? 3369 02:37:11.360 --> 02:37:16.520 There will become starring Daniel gay penis so fucking that's dumb. 3370 02:37:17.000 --> 02:37:20.319 Sweeney is just Chris and his bizar reform crumplings. Sweeney 3371 02:37:20.440 --> 02:37:22.559 uses knitting wool to floss. 3372 02:37:23.159 --> 02:37:24.600 Why are you guys attacking me? 3373 02:37:24.719 --> 02:37:27.360 That is crazy, That is just not nice. 3374 02:37:27.680 --> 02:37:34.159 My wife is white Sweeney Sweeney using uh Jesus Christ 3375 02:37:35.159 --> 02:37:35.760 in a row? 3376 02:37:36.159 --> 02:37:39.280 Sweety is sweety using the microphone cord to floss the 3377 02:37:39.280 --> 02:37:41.639 gap between his teeth. You guys got a chill man, 3378 02:37:42.040 --> 02:37:44.159 all right, guys, I get it all right. You can 3379 02:37:44.399 --> 02:37:46.479 stopped something in front of my brother this way. 3380 02:37:46.639 --> 02:37:48.760 This mean fun of my brother. 3381 02:37:49.559 --> 02:37:57.000 My brother, it's so stupid. Fifty five hour energy wait, oh, 3382 02:37:57.120 --> 02:37:59.840 five five hour energies in a row? Fifty five hour 3383 02:38:00.840 --> 02:38:07.520 it's crazy. That is insane. Do you think at certain 3384 02:38:07.520 --> 02:38:09.639 point you wouldn't been asleep anymore? Yo? 3385 02:38:09.760 --> 02:38:32.280 That reminds me of a metal bad. 3386 02:38:21.799 --> 02:38:25.520 Is my favorite man on the lips. They're really good, man, 3387 02:38:25.559 --> 02:38:26.799 They have really guitar. 3388 02:38:28.479 --> 02:38:33.959 Five five hour energies in a row. Unlock the gay Domination. 3389 02:38:34.760 --> 02:38:39.399 Fought of the Dead, called j Gay called j Gay 3390 02:38:39.479 --> 02:38:45.440 wentworth eight seven seven dick. Now after the recent Superman vs. 3391 02:38:45.479 --> 02:38:47.440 Sweeney's no longer ran on most topics. If Young Metro 3392 02:38:47.559 --> 02:38:50.040 didn't trust you, he gonna rape you. Allegedly, Chris and 3393 02:38:50.120 --> 02:38:51.840 Sween have the patients of Saintsman are going to be 3394 02:38:51.840 --> 02:38:57.360 with Derek marrowind is the second best Western RPG. Please play. 3395 02:38:57.440 --> 02:39:00.920 I don't know, man, it's so old now, It's look, 3396 02:39:00.959 --> 02:39:04.319 it's hard to play those games, uh cootors is. I 3397 02:39:04.559 --> 02:39:09.440 somehow managed to enjoy it, But like, I can't imagine 3398 02:39:09.440 --> 02:39:10.920 that it's going to be the case for most people. 3399 02:39:10.959 --> 02:39:13.520 I think about culturs that, like, the Star Wars world 3400 02:39:13.600 --> 02:39:19.280 is really cool outside of the Skywalker bullshit. Yeah, Like, 3401 02:39:19.319 --> 02:39:21.479 as soon as you remove the Skywalker bullshit, you realize 3402 02:39:21.479 --> 02:39:22.399 how much is going on. 3403 02:39:22.559 --> 02:39:24.559 I think the Skywalkers is cool. Yeah, I think the 3404 02:39:24.600 --> 02:39:26.360 Skywalker stuff is probably the lamest part of it, to 3405 02:39:26.360 --> 02:39:28.360 be honest, I mean not maybe not the lamest, it's 3406 02:39:28.360 --> 02:39:30.840 the least. It's one of the more less interesting parts 3407 02:39:30.879 --> 02:39:31.239 of it to me. 3408 02:39:31.399 --> 02:39:33.079 Like, I think Jedi are cool, but the fact that 3409 02:39:33.159 --> 02:39:35.879 there's this main character is like, h lame. 3410 02:39:36.680 --> 02:39:38.319 I'm actually so much more interested in the sci fi 3411 02:39:38.360 --> 02:39:40.879 parts of it, Like, like the Jedi, I get it. 3412 02:39:41.079 --> 02:39:43.239 There's some there's some fucking weird shit in that universe. 3413 02:39:43.319 --> 02:39:46.559 Man, what the expanded Universe that they uncanonize. 3414 02:39:47.200 --> 02:39:48.600 I get why they did it. It was it was it 3415 02:39:48.719 --> 02:39:50.879 went on too long, you know. Yeah, they had like 3416 02:39:50.920 --> 02:39:52.760 forty five years of like just shit, they would just 3417 02:39:52.760 --> 02:39:53.120 write it. 3418 02:39:53.559 --> 02:39:55.479 How do you feel about the fact that, like people 3419 02:39:55.879 --> 02:39:58.440 like with those stories, like, does it bother you that 3420 02:39:58.440 --> 02:40:01.040 those are uncanonized? Yeah? 3421 02:40:01.120 --> 02:40:02.719 Bothers with me because there's a few moments where I 3422 02:40:02.719 --> 02:40:06.520 think they're like awesome, Like I think sith vaide I'm 3423 02:40:06.520 --> 02:40:10.319 not sith Luke is insanely cool idea. Uh huh, the 3424 02:40:10.360 --> 02:40:13.040 idea of Lucas that they all have the tendency towards 3425 02:40:13.079 --> 02:40:13.600 the dark side. 3426 02:40:13.719 --> 02:40:14.159 That happened. 3427 02:40:14.440 --> 02:40:19.639 Yeah, he's actually Palpatine's apprentice because Palpatine comes back in 3428 02:40:19.680 --> 02:40:22.079 the other series later on because the whole time, during 3429 02:40:22.120 --> 02:40:24.200 the clone stuff, that's what he's trying to just trying 3430 02:40:24.200 --> 02:40:25.360 to clone a Jedi. He was like, I'm trying to 3431 02:40:25.360 --> 02:40:27.879 clone my body. I'm old right now. When I was younger, 3432 02:40:28.360 --> 02:40:31.399 I would have been able to dog walk anyone here. 3433 02:40:31.840 --> 02:40:34.159 So he clones himself, he comes back, Luke fights him, 3434 02:40:34.639 --> 02:40:39.120 Luke gets ainally assassinated pretty much, and then he's like, 3435 02:40:39.280 --> 02:40:40.719 you'll be my You'll be my set. I got you, 3436 02:40:40.920 --> 02:40:42.399 I'll do better than what you did with your father, 3437 02:40:42.719 --> 02:40:44.479 And Lucas like, I'm gonna go under, Like I have 3438 02:40:44.520 --> 02:40:46.399 to go under colors. If I'm not with him, they'll 3439 02:40:46.440 --> 02:40:48.639 pull him back. He's gonna do funck shit. So he 3440 02:40:48.760 --> 02:40:52.319 goes and becomes the Apprentice and he starts tweaking. He 3441 02:40:52.680 --> 02:40:55.399 starts like, oh shit, like maybe there is a thing 3442 02:40:55.479 --> 02:40:57.280 to this dark side shit because I can make different, 3443 02:40:57.319 --> 02:41:00.840 like make a change. He starts like doing fucks yeah, 3444 02:41:00.879 --> 02:41:02.440 And I think that's a cool idea. These are all 3445 02:41:02.479 --> 02:41:03.840 a bunch of cool ideas that they had. 3446 02:41:04.200 --> 02:41:06.200 But the problem is, I guess I guess what I'm 3447 02:41:06.200 --> 02:41:07.840 saying is like does it does it bother you in 3448 02:41:08.079 --> 02:41:10.360 a in a deep sense that they're not cannon despite 3449 02:41:10.360 --> 02:41:11.719 the fact that you've already read them and they're still 3450 02:41:11.719 --> 02:41:12.159 stories that. 3451 02:41:12.200 --> 02:41:14.639 You've attached yourself, They're still there. 3452 02:41:14.799 --> 02:41:16.600 Yeah, that's kind of hot because I think about like 3453 02:41:16.639 --> 02:41:18.760 Haylo sometimes and I'm like, I want them to cannonize 3454 02:41:18.760 --> 02:41:20.959 all of this stuff, Like this is entire all the 3455 02:41:21.040 --> 02:41:22.959 Foregunner mystery stuff being revealed, is like I can get 3456 02:41:23.000 --> 02:41:23.200 rid of. 3457 02:41:23.239 --> 02:41:26.120 That, you know, all of the stuff I love about 3458 02:41:26.200 --> 02:41:28.559 Star Wars with the Spider Man, all those things they're 3459 02:41:28.600 --> 02:41:29.079 still around. 3460 02:41:30.000 --> 02:41:32.040 Oh shit, Lily just walked in. 3461 02:41:35.680 --> 02:41:38.040 The chair, moves back and then moves forward. I would 3462 02:41:38.120 --> 02:41:39.319 scream and jump out your window. 3463 02:41:39.319 --> 02:41:42.479 It's great. I'm not tall enough to take it. I scream. 3464 02:41:42.520 --> 02:41:44.680 I would scream and jump out the fucking window. 3465 02:41:46.719 --> 02:41:50.360 I'm like, you can see ghosts, Lily, how are you doing? 3466 02:41:53.920 --> 02:41:55.079 Do it? Go ahead? They just stop. 3467 02:41:55.319 --> 02:41:58.200 They just take the step to doing it. We didn't 3468 02:41:58.319 --> 02:41:59.239 it to your own people. Go ahead? 3469 02:41:59.239 --> 02:42:00.440 Please? What I mean? What do you mean? 3470 02:42:00.799 --> 02:42:01.000 I was? 3471 02:42:01.120 --> 02:42:02.959 I was listening her, you were? You just ignored her. 3472 02:42:03.200 --> 02:42:07.799 I'll go back. Oh yeah, Kingston, please clean the bathroom. 3473 02:42:08.000 --> 02:42:09.399 I asked you three times. 3474 02:42:09.639 --> 02:42:15.639 I've asked you tres trish time au traves again. 3475 02:42:15.840 --> 02:42:20.719 Please hurry up and do it? All right? My family's 3476 02:42:20.760 --> 02:42:26.120 from Mexico. Interesting, where's that? 3477 02:42:26.920 --> 02:42:28.040 It's below America? 3478 02:42:28.760 --> 02:42:33.120 Great? But below all right? Jeez? 3479 02:42:35.319 --> 02:42:36.639 Where that'll be a guest again? You got to have 3480 02:42:36.879 --> 02:42:37.280 a podcast? 3481 02:42:37.319 --> 02:42:43.719 Yeah, she is right, names all right? Going to do 3482 02:42:43.840 --> 02:42:47.200 hens ship to loose the Vatican Church's anime girl mascot? 3483 02:42:47.559 --> 02:42:50.000 Is that real? I saw that going around. I don't 3484 02:42:50.040 --> 02:42:51.280 know what that I don't know how real that was 3485 02:42:51.319 --> 02:42:53.319 though I wouldn't surprise me anymore. We're living in such 3486 02:42:53.360 --> 02:42:57.920 a fucking joke clown world. Blair White canonically banging me please, 3487 02:42:58.440 --> 02:43:00.879 Hannibal elector politely asking to suck your dick. 3488 02:43:01.520 --> 02:43:01.639 Uh. 3489 02:43:03.079 --> 02:43:05.280 I voted for Andrew Tait and no one can stop me. 3490 02:43:05.879 --> 02:43:08.520 Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's mouth and giving him a 3491 02:43:08.520 --> 02:43:11.280 piss caake. Gay Leno dressing up is Jay Leno for 3492 02:43:11.399 --> 02:43:17.520 Halloween Death the Jack the World's Fastest Maori. I'm still 3493 02:43:17.520 --> 02:43:22.399 gonna say, uh, asking fifteen questions in the hope that 3494 02:43:22.479 --> 02:43:26.159 one is answered maybe one day. That's probably why there's 3495 02:43:26.200 --> 02:43:29.600 so many fucking questions. It's just it's just five people 3496 02:43:29.719 --> 02:43:36.399 asking two hundred of them. Extra amo idea rank? Oh, 3497 02:43:36.559 --> 02:43:39.479 I rank every hot female? Extra and Spider Man two 3498 02:43:40.120 --> 02:43:45.360 are there? That are there? What do you? Oh like? Wait? 3499 02:43:46.000 --> 02:43:50.200 Extra extra implies movie? So like the like the film 3500 02:43:50.879 --> 02:43:55.079 that many hot ones? Yeah? Like what I remember Spider 3501 02:43:55.120 --> 02:43:59.079 Man three? Wait is this Spider where he swings over 3502 02:43:59.159 --> 02:44:01.440 in the Oh? No, maybe this too. I can't remember 3503 02:44:01.479 --> 02:44:03.479 which shots from, but like the where spideral strings over 3504 02:44:03.520 --> 02:44:06.879 and it's just like a camera underneath these these two women. Yeah, 3505 02:44:07.159 --> 02:44:09.559 I remember that, but I don't. I don't remember it 3506 02:44:09.639 --> 02:44:11.399 being particularly particularly hot in that movie. 3507 02:44:11.479 --> 02:44:13.840 I guess I never thought Kirsten Dunt was hot. Ever, 3508 02:44:13.959 --> 02:44:15.680 I never thought it was hot. I think What's your Name? 3509 02:44:15.719 --> 02:44:18.040 Is attractive. The girl from the Blind, the Red he's 3510 02:44:18.040 --> 02:44:20.719 the redhead in real life, but she's in three but. 3511 02:44:20.840 --> 02:44:25.159 Here, no, she plays she plays when Yeah, oh is that? 3512 02:44:25.440 --> 02:44:28.600 That's not Brett Larson is Dallas Howard Brancetus Howard. Yeah, 3513 02:44:28.799 --> 02:44:31.799 he's attractive, but yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't. 3514 02:44:31.799 --> 02:44:33.799 I don't think those movies were particularly like. I don't 3515 02:44:33.799 --> 02:44:34.520 think that was the point. 3516 02:44:35.280 --> 02:44:35.799 Yeah, I think. 3517 02:44:37.280 --> 02:44:39.559 The point except for her literally, yeah, I think they're 3518 02:44:39.559 --> 02:44:42.079 supposed to. Yeah, she's literally a model. Yeah in the movie. 3519 02:44:42.479 --> 02:44:44.799 That's the only one that like say, like them anyway, 3520 02:44:44.799 --> 02:44:47.040 Big Meat, he stinks my human taxid ermy flashlight and 3521 02:44:47.120 --> 02:44:49.559 dildo business will pop off, trust me. Andy, the man 3522 02:44:49.559 --> 02:44:51.719 who's Handy's on our at but not his dandy dragon age. 3523 02:44:51.760 --> 02:44:57.079 But the canari are all talk like stallone. I'm not buying. 3524 02:44:58.000 --> 02:45:00.920 Yeah, I'm not buying every now. I'm not really a 3525 02:45:01.079 --> 02:45:05.200 minimal I don't really fit within the society. Society's gender roles. 3526 02:45:05.680 --> 02:45:09.079 They're stupid, which Kingston the person Nearyting does really agree. 3527 02:45:09.120 --> 02:45:10.120 They are very retarded. 3528 02:45:11.360 --> 02:45:16.000 That's crazy. It's so fucking that's layered. Why is Kingston 3529 02:45:16.079 --> 02:45:19.159 insecure about his teeth and not because his eyes blink 3530 02:45:19.360 --> 02:45:22.840 out of time with each other? Don't be so crazy? 3531 02:45:23.360 --> 02:45:25.680 Is that really? Look at it? I don't know. I 3532 02:45:25.719 --> 02:45:26.000 don't know. 3533 02:45:26.200 --> 02:45:27.559 Stop stop, I don't want to talk about that. 3534 02:45:27.639 --> 02:45:32.040 We haven't. I guess we have the recording. I've always 3535 02:45:32.079 --> 02:45:34.079 wanted to be able to do that on purpose, but 3536 02:45:34.159 --> 02:45:34.959 it's so hard. 3537 02:45:35.520 --> 02:45:37.120 Like one of my eyes twitches a lot. 3538 02:45:37.360 --> 02:45:39.200 I just end up looking like I'm winking because like 3539 02:45:39.280 --> 02:45:44.200 my I can't. I can't. I can't close one eye 3540 02:45:44.280 --> 02:45:47.000 without like forcing my entire face to change. 3541 02:45:49.959 --> 02:45:51.319 You don't be backing blink really fast? 3542 02:45:51.360 --> 02:45:53.040 It's like, how do you do that? I've never met 3543 02:45:53.040 --> 02:45:55.920 anybody who could do that really, not that I've noticed anyway, 3544 02:45:56.879 --> 02:46:04.440 so fast I can't see darkness. Uh, that's so fucked up, 3545 02:46:04.639 --> 02:46:06.760 Heath Smoker, There's no way that's true. Though. By the way, 3546 02:46:06.799 --> 02:46:08.799 if I would have noticed it and picked you apart 3547 02:46:08.840 --> 02:46:14.280 for it before already, Oh thanks, that's like how like people. 3548 02:46:14.280 --> 02:46:16.079 I don't know if anybody notices, but like I'm short. 3549 02:46:17.959 --> 02:46:19.680 You know what I mean? Oh really, it took a 3550 02:46:19.680 --> 02:46:23.520 while for people to just notice. Maybe online online, Yeah, 3551 02:46:24.040 --> 02:46:27.840 because I look lanky, you look like independently, if I'm 3552 02:46:27.959 --> 02:46:29.879 on a in a frame by myself, I look like 3553 02:46:29.879 --> 02:46:32.799 a lanky person. A lanky person. 3554 02:46:33.040 --> 02:46:33.600 Does that work? 3555 02:46:35.639 --> 02:46:37.239 It means you can scale me the funk up, no 3556 02:46:37.319 --> 02:46:40.879 matter what I think scaling im. I did a scale 3557 02:46:40.959 --> 02:46:43.760 up of you on my brain and I just extended 3558 02:46:43.840 --> 02:46:47.120 your neck. I thought, I was like, that's insane. If 3559 02:46:47.159 --> 02:46:49.159 you scaled me up, like my body would look normal 3560 02:46:49.200 --> 02:46:52.520 for a while, my head would be hilariously large. It'd 3561 02:46:52.559 --> 02:46:56.559 be jarring. That'd be a jarring. If you just scaled 3562 02:46:56.639 --> 02:46:58.840 like the body up, like dragged the top right thing 3563 02:46:58.920 --> 02:47:01.360 and photoshop, it would be really like my body would 3564 02:47:01.360 --> 02:47:03.799 look fine for a while, but like my head would 3565 02:47:03.840 --> 02:47:08.399 be immediately too big. Heath Smoker is off to Vegas Gids. 3566 02:47:08.440 --> 02:47:10.200 What if you tube existed during slavery? With every slavery 3567 02:47:10.399 --> 02:47:15.360 channel's question mark, Yes, the weed, the weed of Olympus Coward, 3568 02:47:15.479 --> 02:47:20.280 the couragely dog. I like that one. Evil Chris Raygun 3569 02:47:20.360 --> 02:47:21.120 loves cat Black. 3570 02:47:22.159 --> 02:47:24.159 I mean courage is a kind of hit. 3571 02:47:24.399 --> 02:47:27.159 He is kind of courageous. Yeah, he like so, so 3572 02:47:27.520 --> 02:47:30.399 it would wouldn't that just be the show. 3573 02:47:30.760 --> 02:47:32.719 Because they hit his name would just be coward now 3574 02:47:32.799 --> 02:47:36.120 that's it. Yeah, oh coward and actually be a coward. 3575 02:47:37.760 --> 02:47:37.959 Yeah. 3576 02:47:38.159 --> 02:47:38.319 Yeah. 3577 02:47:38.360 --> 02:47:41.799 He wouldn't help them. He would run away. Every episode 3578 02:47:41.799 --> 02:47:44.840 would be him fleeing the scene the second something. 3579 02:47:44.840 --> 02:47:47.239 Know it, it'd be him attempting'll be brave and run away. 3580 02:47:47.680 --> 02:47:49.559 It would be him waking up calmly in the morning 3581 02:47:49.600 --> 02:47:53.600 and running away before like the freak comes to the door, 3582 02:47:53.799 --> 02:47:55.799 like before the lightning strikes are before like a fucking 3583 02:47:55.840 --> 02:47:58.280 ghost shows up. He would just abandon because he just 3584 02:47:58.520 --> 02:47:59.319 is so anxious. 3585 02:47:59.360 --> 02:48:01.680 They're so obviously have to stay there. Isn't that crazy? 3586 02:48:02.879 --> 02:48:06.639 They're they're in the middle of nowhere as elders. Yeah, 3587 02:48:06.680 --> 02:48:09.239 where are their children? Fucking no way they had any 3588 02:48:10.799 --> 02:48:17.440 Muriel can't be fertile, No possible infertile murredal uh. And 3589 02:48:17.680 --> 02:48:19.840 in my hour of darkness he is jerking right in 3590 02:48:19.879 --> 02:48:21.600 front of me taking loads of his cum. Let it 3591 02:48:21.719 --> 02:48:24.120 pre and it cuts off Kevin Durant's feet. The South 3592 02:48:24.239 --> 02:48:27.079 is the best region of hip hop by far. Relinquishy 3593 02:48:27.200 --> 02:48:29.440 contents of y pockets bread or thou shall shove a 3594 02:48:29.479 --> 02:48:32.639 man up, mister pants. Y'all played the new Destiny dungeon. No, 3595 02:48:32.719 --> 02:48:33.799 I haven't played Destiny. 3596 02:48:33.559 --> 02:48:36.079 In a while. I'm behind behind. I think I'm done 3597 02:48:36.120 --> 02:48:39.840 with it though. Yeah, I'm just satisfying a game. I'll see. 3598 02:48:40.280 --> 02:48:42.360 I'm looking forward to Marathon. I've heard good things about it. 3599 02:48:43.280 --> 02:48:49.479 I haven't played any attraction shooters really, and I think bungeee, Like, 3600 02:48:49.600 --> 02:48:52.040 if Bungie does it, I'll go, I'll go try it generally, 3601 02:48:52.159 --> 02:48:54.120 because like they I didn't really like first person shooters 3602 02:48:54.159 --> 02:48:58.120 really until Halo. I didn't really like looter shooters until 3603 02:48:58.559 --> 02:49:01.200 like Borderlands was okay, But like Destiny really like cemented 3604 02:49:01.239 --> 02:49:03.440 that shit for me for like MMOs and Luda shooters, 3605 02:49:03.479 --> 02:49:05.520 so I think they can do the same for I 3606 02:49:05.600 --> 02:49:07.559 think they could do the same for extraction shooters. I 3607 02:49:07.600 --> 02:49:09.840 just don't really know that much about them. Word you 3608 02:49:09.879 --> 02:49:12.680 all play, say yeah, okay. A beverage of sorts. God 3609 02:49:12.760 --> 02:49:16.479 damn it can't escape this shit. Cardboard Pie, the not 3610 02:49:16.600 --> 02:49:20.280 Alloyd's Eldritch naut A Lussi by Curious George. You dare 3611 02:49:20.360 --> 02:49:23.879 bring light into my layer? You must die. Jolly Old Dipshit, 3612 02:49:24.040 --> 02:49:34.000 Chris's favorite band, guy's whitest What guys whitenest whitest my ass? 3613 02:49:34.920 --> 02:49:39.440 I don't know. I feel like I should understand it, 3614 02:49:39.479 --> 02:49:39.879 but I don't. 3615 02:49:41.159 --> 02:49:41.280 Uh. 3616 02:49:41.719 --> 02:49:46.360 Niggy with the skibbity rizzy. Uh, that story where you 3617 02:49:46.479 --> 02:49:49.520 had to tell a friend that story you had uh 3618 02:49:49.760 --> 02:49:53.239 to tell a friend that trespassing was dangerous sounded smokey coated. Uh, 3619 02:49:53.639 --> 02:50:00.440 showing someone from nineteen forties, showing someone from nineteen forty, 3620 02:50:01.280 --> 02:50:04.680 Piper Parry getting ruined by a pair by a pack 3621 02:50:04.799 --> 02:50:07.959 of big dick devians. They would probably lose their mind 3622 02:50:08.040 --> 02:50:10.360 like modern porn would wreck somebody in the forties. 3623 02:50:10.840 --> 02:50:13.319 Modern porn would would make them create a time machine. 3624 02:50:13.959 --> 02:50:14.879 Yeah, they would figure it out. 3625 02:50:14.920 --> 02:50:16.479 But we have to go there. We have to go there. 3626 02:50:16.520 --> 02:50:18.879 We have to we have to see this in person. 3627 02:50:19.079 --> 02:50:20.000 We see this happen. 3628 02:50:20.120 --> 02:50:24.719 Man, find out if Kevin Cotton Coals I forgot about this. 3629 02:50:25.239 --> 02:50:29.120 Find out if Kevin Cotton Coals survives his next bout. 3630 02:50:29.200 --> 02:50:32.760 In the final issue of Shirtman Versus Pizza Time Hunter, 3631 02:50:32.920 --> 02:50:36.840 Dubois Hunter, du Gay Bar, shanty Man, piano man, give 3632 02:50:36.920 --> 02:50:39.399 us your dong. You're the penis man. Give us your 3633 02:50:39.479 --> 02:50:41.959 dong to nine because we're all in the mood for 3634 02:50:42.200 --> 02:50:45.600 a big old d and you've got us something that 3635 02:50:45.680 --> 02:50:49.319 it cuts out. Remember to tug me by my balls, 3636 02:50:49.440 --> 02:50:54.159 open your jaws and make me wetter. The Gatles, The 3637 02:50:54.200 --> 02:51:01.559 Beatles were gay? Oh word word no way? Facts rise 3638 02:51:01.639 --> 02:51:05.319 against is the use for straight men? Uh? Smitchie the Kid, Chris, 3639 02:51:05.440 --> 02:51:09.000 where's the Halo TV show video? Don't worry you guys 3640 02:51:09.040 --> 02:51:10.399 are gonna get sick of me in November. I'll tell 3641 02:51:10.399 --> 02:51:10.760 you that much. 3642 02:51:10.959 --> 02:51:14.399 Don't worry. It's not gonna happen. Don't worry. I'm not 3643 02:51:14.600 --> 02:51:15.200 gonna do it. 3644 02:51:15.879 --> 02:51:18.559 You'll see she pipped, get on my Pippa, clicked the 3645 02:51:18.600 --> 02:51:21.479 wrong button and sub down it here I'm back, Welcome back, 3646 02:51:21.959 --> 02:51:25.159 uh Sweeney showers and sneakers. No way, I'm hanging out 3647 02:51:25.159 --> 02:51:26.319 with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I 3648 02:51:26.360 --> 02:51:28.079 don't get killed. British people come then be like, what's 3649 02:51:28.120 --> 02:51:39.040 all this? Then? Putting? Get in bait, putting, get putting, 3650 02:51:39.280 --> 02:51:45.680 get in baby formula at Walmart? F Is that what 3651 02:51:45.760 --> 02:51:46.200 that means? 3652 02:51:47.600 --> 02:51:47.879 Putting? 3653 02:51:48.479 --> 02:51:50.040 Putting? Fen? Why is he right? Right? 3654 02:51:50.120 --> 02:51:53.959 Get mistake? I think is near g right? Yeah, I 3655 02:51:54.000 --> 02:51:55.079 think probably auto corrected. 3656 02:51:55.639 --> 02:51:58.440 That's just a fucking wild Jesus Christ reading this is 3657 02:51:58.440 --> 02:51:59.719 a nightmare hold. 3658 02:51:59.559 --> 02:52:01.719 Out like to so my brain helped I'm so just slexing. 3659 02:52:01.799 --> 02:52:03.079 My brain helped me figure that out. 3660 02:52:03.200 --> 02:52:05.920 Yeah, yeah, pull save them fulled out twenty years late 3661 02:52:05.959 --> 02:52:08.319 and the sloviest way possible call that bitch Afghanistan Christmas? Right, 3662 02:52:08.319 --> 02:52:10.319 American Dad is pretty funny. Roger's not as annoying as 3663 02:52:10.360 --> 02:52:12.360 you said. Yeah, I don't know. I mean to be fair, Like, 3664 02:52:12.680 --> 02:52:15.760 my barometer for American Dad episodes is from like literally 3665 02:52:15.799 --> 02:52:17.920 twenty eleven, so that's what I'm remembering. But I've seen 3666 02:52:17.959 --> 02:52:20.040 clips of it recently that I'm like, this looks kind 3667 02:52:20.079 --> 02:52:23.120 of funny. Like, I don't know, but I don't even 3668 02:52:23.159 --> 02:52:25.079 know where I would see that show. It's not Hulu, right, 3669 02:52:25.159 --> 02:52:27.879 I guess that's someone I don't have, so I. 3670 02:52:27.879 --> 02:52:29.959 Don't want to have Hulu. My girlfriend loves it. She's 3671 02:52:30.000 --> 02:52:32.120 like I love rom Comms, and I'm like, Hulu sucks. 3672 02:52:33.280 --> 02:52:35.879 She's got a lot of animation though, I think, hey, 3673 02:52:35.959 --> 02:52:37.280 Arnold's on there and stuff like that. 3674 02:52:37.440 --> 02:52:39.399 Yeah, I just know I'm not watching Yard anymore. I 3675 02:52:39.399 --> 02:52:40.200 watching on it with my friend. 3676 02:52:40.280 --> 02:52:42.639 Harold is really good, Like Hannad is just like a 3677 02:52:42.719 --> 02:52:46.760 damn good show. Honestly, I'll watched him underrated by a lot. 3678 02:52:46.879 --> 02:52:49.280 I think it wasn't on for a long time. That's 3679 02:52:49.280 --> 02:52:51.879 why I think people just don't talk about it when 3680 02:52:51.879 --> 02:52:53.520 it comes to carto because it's just so grounded and 3681 02:52:53.600 --> 02:52:54.959 so it just doesn't feel like a cartoon do. A 3682 02:52:54.959 --> 02:52:57.319 lot of people just feel like a show and so like, 3683 02:52:58.040 --> 02:53:02.760 I don't know, transferrem gremlin, you shmajing Leon Kennedy. That'd 3684 02:53:02.799 --> 02:53:06.639 be fucking dangerous. A scuba tank filled with fart gas. 3685 02:53:08.760 --> 02:53:09.360 You would die. 3686 02:53:09.559 --> 02:53:10.680 That's so fun, you. 3687 02:53:10.799 --> 02:53:12.680 Die instantly to They wouldn't even they would be so 3688 02:53:12.760 --> 02:53:13.239 little time. 3689 02:53:13.319 --> 02:53:15.319 You would have to choose, am I gonna drown? Or 3690 02:53:15.360 --> 02:53:17.079 am I gonna inhale farts till. 3691 02:53:16.920 --> 02:53:21.639 I die trying? I guess you know there's nobility in drowning. 3692 02:53:24.079 --> 02:53:26.319 You know, there's a there's a nobility, there's a hero. 3693 02:53:26.399 --> 02:53:29.799 It's like there's a nobility that's not suffocating and far 3694 02:53:30.319 --> 02:53:35.399 exactly like between the two. You can't have that written 3695 02:53:35.399 --> 02:53:39.879 about you, man. I would so much rather see Chris 3696 02:53:40.239 --> 02:53:44.520 Chris Raymond and drowned. Then Chris Raymond was suffocated on 3697 02:53:44.719 --> 02:53:47.440 farts until he died and then flo the top and 3698 02:53:47.520 --> 02:53:49.079 then flowed at the top because he was so full 3699 02:53:49.120 --> 02:53:54.479 of fucking gas. H Craig the Canadian Uh die monster 3700 02:53:54.799 --> 02:53:58.799 w NV made me want to ship my fants. It's 3701 02:53:58.879 --> 02:54:01.120 your boy, Shawn d Serpers Agent two six seven. Fun fact, 3702 02:54:01.120 --> 02:54:03.040 the human race will not go extinct in your lifetime. 3703 02:54:03.360 --> 02:54:07.479 I don't think so. That would be dope as fuck, though. Oh, 3704 02:54:07.760 --> 02:54:11.799 I mean no. I dreamed that Goku was late for 3705 02:54:11.879 --> 02:54:14.440 Gohan's birthday with no persons. He came inside a condom 3706 02:54:14.479 --> 02:54:17.280 and gave it to him. Uh three x oh. Letting 3707 02:54:17.319 --> 02:54:19.879 you know. There's character there's a character named Peterman and 3708 02:54:19.920 --> 02:54:23.000 a character who is trafficked a comical amount in the 3709 02:54:23.079 --> 02:54:25.879 same arc of One Piece. I don't know what any 3710 02:54:25.879 --> 02:54:29.680 of that means, Shared Brown. He's gonna fuck your mom, 3711 02:54:29.799 --> 02:54:32.360 make your dad trans and eat your pets, slurping, stroke 3712 02:54:32.399 --> 02:54:35.399 and smoking, joking and Mooticon's going like this eight hundreds 3713 02:54:35.680 --> 02:54:38.799 eighteen hundreds YouTube be like Civil Wars. The situation Civil 3714 02:54:38.840 --> 02:54:43.399 war situation is crazy. Hey Sweeney, look up that video 3715 02:54:43.479 --> 02:54:48.000 of Brad Pitt speaking patois for the movie Meet Joe Black. 3716 02:54:48.239 --> 02:54:52.360 I've never seen that obi. Won't you blow me? Uh? 3717 02:54:54.319 --> 02:54:56.959 I beat him off? Suck his penis just to show 3718 02:54:57.000 --> 02:55:00.280 that I am gay Kremlin de gremlin fifty cent fifty 3719 02:55:00.319 --> 02:55:02.479 cent blood and my piss chun Ley pulling a Sofia 3720 02:55:02.520 --> 02:55:05.959 Eusta on my face? Why is the snart tank game 3721 02:55:06.000 --> 02:55:08.559 retarded at least one ant in the shape of a human, 3722 02:55:10.719 --> 02:55:15.040 one human ant solid snake voice? Kay, Colonel writing gives 3723 02:55:15.120 --> 02:55:17.280 really good head? What the fuck did you just say 3724 02:55:17.360 --> 02:55:23.959 to me? There's no claritys in that which lay five 3725 02:55:24.000 --> 02:55:27.719 eighty three Pie Brothers Imporium presents Galactic Food Review Vegeta's 3726 02:55:27.719 --> 02:55:30.959 Galactic Food Review YouTube channel and the last page don 3727 02:55:31.079 --> 02:55:32.520 doctors and O you wou'd be a good cut in 3728 02:55:32.520 --> 02:55:34.280 the back of the Booga de beppo. Come about somebody 3729 02:55:34.360 --> 02:55:38.440 call somebody you You wrote into the fucking into sacred 3730 02:55:38.520 --> 02:55:44.280 and Colin had to read this name normal with no context. 3731 02:55:44.239 --> 02:55:45.239 Like Colin's voice too. 3732 02:55:45.840 --> 02:55:49.399 Yeah, Gade six, Shrek two, I need a quiro. I'm 3733 02:55:49.440 --> 02:55:51.440 holding onto some penis till the end of the night. 3734 02:55:51.719 --> 02:55:53.840 It's gotta be long and it's gotta be thick. That's 3735 02:55:53.840 --> 02:55:56.920 where it cuts out. Pp I got a bussy so 3736 02:55:57.159 --> 02:56:02.920 tight like catamite. He got a hog so fat like TM. 3737 02:56:03.040 --> 02:56:06.799 Matt I don't. I don't know what any of that means. 3738 02:56:07.040 --> 02:56:09.280 M mounts a dragon god. I think Kedamite said no 3739 02:56:09.479 --> 02:56:10.479 no Kenemy and. 3740 02:56:12.120 --> 02:56:16.319 Kennedy got Akeademy. Kadamite got a Kenemede in Dungeons and 3741 02:56:16.479 --> 02:56:23.000 Dragon Katamistic Lease fucking that's insane. Todd Bowels, Todd Bowles 3742 02:56:23.159 --> 02:56:27.079 is a pussy. I don't know what that is. Sorry, Sorry, Todd, 3743 02:56:27.120 --> 02:56:32.959 get fucked. The name is sex gay sex for nice 3744 02:56:34.760 --> 02:56:38.799 mebe fishy, I three sixty noscope JFK John Strickland. I 3745 02:56:38.799 --> 02:56:40.120 will in fact be wearing a suit and tie of 3746 02:56:40.120 --> 02:56:41.840 the super Bowl merk saxty. What if it really was 3747 02:56:41.879 --> 02:56:44.479 an accident, Remember we're talking about that with A with A. 3748 02:56:47.600 --> 02:56:48.440 I forgot his name. 3749 02:56:48.680 --> 02:56:49.440 It's one of our friends. 3750 02:56:49.440 --> 02:56:49.760 He lives. 3751 02:56:50.000 --> 02:56:52.719 He's one of our friends. I forgot his name. Evan. 3752 02:56:53.680 --> 02:56:56.479 We don't know an. Evan. The hell are you talking about? 3753 02:56:56.719 --> 02:56:59.079 He was a consecrator for a bit. I forgot his name. 3754 02:56:59.360 --> 02:56:59.959 A Hispanish. 3755 02:57:00.639 --> 02:57:02.280 He came over to your house when everybody came over 3756 02:57:02.360 --> 02:57:04.239 that one time you were talking about. 3757 02:57:04.559 --> 02:57:08.600 It was it was his spam me oh emitt, Oh 3758 02:57:08.680 --> 02:57:11.159 that's I saw him at one of our shows recently. 3759 02:57:11.360 --> 02:57:11.760 Oh really. 3760 02:57:11.959 --> 02:57:13.959 Yeah, I got a I got a message him again. 3761 02:57:14.760 --> 02:57:16.440 He's got a different channel. He's got like a he 3762 02:57:16.680 --> 02:57:18.959 kind of did a different like, he's got a whole 3763 02:57:18.959 --> 02:57:24.520 different online. If you're listening, find me. Yeah, hit us up, 3764 02:57:24.520 --> 02:57:26.280 because like I don't like you were cool. I would 3765 02:57:26.360 --> 02:57:28.120 like to chill with you again us. Yeah, you always 3766 02:57:28.120 --> 02:57:32.000 welcome to my home. Yeah, you just don't have gone crazy. 3767 02:57:32.079 --> 02:57:34.120 I liked you a lot because he did not go crazy. 3768 02:57:34.120 --> 02:57:36.559 I'm happy to say he's very normal, him and him 3769 02:57:36.600 --> 02:57:38.239 and vernaculous. For the two people, it was just like, 3770 02:57:38.280 --> 02:57:41.360 you guys are fucking insane. Thank god, John Strickland. I 3771 02:57:41.399 --> 02:57:45.000 will I will uh in fact be wearing a suit 3772 02:57:45.079 --> 02:57:47.120 and tie to the Super Bowl. Marks eighteen eighty nine, 3773 02:57:47.840 --> 02:57:53.479 Scalped sixty nine. Riley read flesh Lights to resell now 3774 02:57:53.520 --> 02:57:59.120 that she's quit porn. Did she when a few years ago? Yeah, 3775 02:57:59.159 --> 02:58:01.159 I mean whatever, so much, so much. 3776 02:58:01.360 --> 02:58:07.319 So much content already we're not. I'm good. I'm good. 3777 02:58:07.360 --> 02:58:08.440 I own it. 3778 02:58:09.239 --> 02:58:12.559 I own because I bought it the first What would 3779 02:58:12.600 --> 02:58:14.479 take for you to buy a porn? What would take 3780 02:58:14.479 --> 02:58:16.440 to you like purchase a porn? What do you mean 3781 02:58:16.719 --> 02:58:18.440 what it takes you to like purchase a porn video 3782 02:58:18.520 --> 02:58:20.719 like I'm gonna go and I'm gonna purchase this. 3783 02:58:23.479 --> 02:58:25.600 I would just have to be like really curious. I 3784 02:58:25.639 --> 02:58:27.120 don't think it would take much for me. I honestly 3785 02:58:27.120 --> 02:58:30.239 don't think it would really, especially because like it have to. 3786 02:58:30.239 --> 02:58:31.840 Be something that I've never seen before for me to 3787 02:58:31.879 --> 02:58:32.959 even think about, like, oh, buy this. 3788 02:58:33.239 --> 02:58:37.360 At a certain point, like when you're doing really well, 3789 02:58:37.399 --> 02:58:42.680 you're like, eh, I guess you know. I don't think 3790 02:58:42.719 --> 02:58:47.479 I've I had porn up premium for a month. 3791 02:58:49.600 --> 02:58:51.639 I feel like I me and my friends to pull 3792 02:58:51.680 --> 02:58:55.200 together money buy like get a browsers as a conflict 3793 02:58:55.280 --> 02:58:57.399 two months were in high school, and I'm just like 3794 02:58:58.079 --> 02:58:58.760 this is too much. 3795 02:58:59.120 --> 02:59:01.200 It's I just found that, like I just don't like 3796 02:59:01.280 --> 02:59:03.319 high def porn really and that's really all you get 3797 02:59:03.360 --> 02:59:05.680 with it. So I was just like, ah, I'm fine 3798 02:59:05.719 --> 02:59:07.799 with the free shit. It was too much. 3799 02:59:08.280 --> 02:59:10.639 Yeah, at sixteen, having unlimited porn. 3800 02:59:10.520 --> 02:59:12.319 Is that it's too much. I've only spent money on 3801 02:59:12.399 --> 02:59:14.479 porn like it like like twice, and it was it 3802 02:59:14.559 --> 02:59:18.159 was that. And then somewhat recently in like the last year, 3803 02:59:19.079 --> 02:59:21.319 to like figure out how OnlyFans worked because I wasn't 3804 02:59:21.319 --> 02:59:23.639 sure like how people were doing it. I don't really 3805 02:59:23.760 --> 02:59:26.879 understand like the model because it's very weird. Only fans 3806 02:59:26.920 --> 02:59:30.399 is strange, and so like you think it's one thing, 3807 02:59:30.440 --> 02:59:32.159 you think it's like Patreon, but it's not really like 3808 02:59:32.280 --> 02:59:36.639 it's not it is, but this is exactly why I 3809 02:59:36.719 --> 02:59:38.280 put like I put like ten dollars in and I 3810 02:59:38.399 --> 02:59:40.000 was like, let me just like subscribe to like three 3811 02:59:40.040 --> 02:59:42.120 different people to just see like what they're like, how 3812 02:59:42.159 --> 02:59:44.799 are they gonna It's just random fucking people, like the 3813 02:59:44.879 --> 02:59:47.000 first three people that I think I saw. And then 3814 02:59:48.000 --> 02:59:51.200 so they send you messages, so you subscribe, I guess 3815 02:59:51.239 --> 02:59:53.920 with like let's say like four bucks or whatever, and 3816 02:59:54.000 --> 02:59:58.479 then like you get messages, and certain messages have like unlocks, 3817 02:59:58.959 --> 03:00:01.040 so you paid unlocked, so you get you pay to 3818 03:00:01.079 --> 03:00:03.239 get access to the messages that you then paid to unline, 3819 03:00:03.680 --> 03:00:05.280 which I did not realize. I would have just like 3820 03:00:06.680 --> 03:00:09.520 I would have just been like, oh, hey, fucking welcome, 3821 03:00:09.719 --> 03:00:13.120 Oh you're here, here's the stuff, which would have been stupid. 3822 03:00:14.040 --> 03:00:18.120 So it's actually bunny well spent. But I can't imagine. 3823 03:00:18.159 --> 03:00:20.719 I can't imagine paying paying for porn to jerk off to. 3824 03:00:21.479 --> 03:00:22.719 It feels dubious. 3825 03:00:22.959 --> 03:00:25.799 Yeah, I don't know. There's just so much. How do 3826 03:00:25.840 --> 03:00:28.079 you run out? How do you run out of free porn? 3827 03:00:28.200 --> 03:00:28.559 Is the thing? 3828 03:00:30.559 --> 03:00:35.000 Whatever? Avarice Avarice first arch of Keith David presents getting 3829 03:00:35.079 --> 03:00:40.520 Chris getting mauled by a pack of vicious chihuahuas because 3830 03:00:40.520 --> 03:00:43.639 he refused to kick them. A pack of them could 3831 03:00:43.680 --> 03:00:43.879 get me. 3832 03:00:44.639 --> 03:00:45.120 I think. 3833 03:00:46.959 --> 03:00:50.040 I think fourteen hundred chiuawas would get me. 3834 03:00:50.479 --> 03:00:51.840 I think way less it would take. 3835 03:00:51.840 --> 03:00:54.159 But I think I know what I'm saying, is that certainly? 3836 03:00:54.719 --> 03:00:58.079 Oh it absolutely yes? What do you think? What do 3837 03:00:58.159 --> 03:00:59.600 you think the maximum amount of chole like the or 3838 03:00:59.639 --> 03:01:01.239 the minute moment of jaws that would like. 3839 03:01:01.680 --> 03:01:02.520 Be able to really hurt me? 3840 03:01:02.760 --> 03:01:07.479 Yeah, maybe like fifty fifty then actually hurt I guess, 3841 03:01:07.559 --> 03:01:08.040 so told me. 3842 03:01:08.120 --> 03:01:09.200 But you can hurt me for sure. 3843 03:01:09.239 --> 03:01:11.120 There's like a death of a thousand cuts type situation. 3844 03:01:11.200 --> 03:01:13.239 I guess first, David, they. 3845 03:01:13.120 --> 03:01:14.719 Just kept going for my throat, like they kept going 3846 03:01:14.760 --> 03:01:16.639 for the same little bit, like one like dinks me 3847 03:01:16.680 --> 03:01:18.319 a little bit, another one to try to go there again, 3848 03:01:18.360 --> 03:01:19.920 and said, keep trying to get me, And I'm like 3849 03:01:20.440 --> 03:01:21.719 it's breaking through. I feel it now. 3850 03:01:21.760 --> 03:01:27.520 It's not a sting now, Miles Rous's father is actually 3851 03:01:27.680 --> 03:01:30.239 just the president of the CSA, and Blackface's crazy pre 3852 03:01:30.440 --> 03:01:33.440 ras spread your cheeks so I can shit in your ass. 3853 03:01:33.440 --> 03:01:36.159 Blake nine six Radio had nice peen back off Brat 3854 03:01:36.280 --> 03:01:39.399 Summer's Time for Liam Payne. Fall Red versus Blue had 3855 03:01:39.479 --> 03:01:42.680 more lore accurate fight scenes than Halo five. It's actually true. 3856 03:01:42.959 --> 03:01:44.639 Yeah, and it has ridiculous ones. 3857 03:01:45.520 --> 03:01:49.000 Yeah. Yeah, it's actually so real. The last you know 3858 03:01:49.159 --> 03:01:51.159 field trast textas Ay sided Young Sheldon getting hit by 3859 03:01:51.159 --> 03:01:55.879 fifty cars took on my ass. Here's Niggy Jizzy formerly 3860 03:01:55.920 --> 03:01:59.760 known as Nikki Ziggy, sex Boy, sex Box, Sexbox three, Titty, 3861 03:02:00.120 --> 03:02:04.600 Sexbox one, sex Box Series sex the N word blasting 3862 03:02:04.639 --> 03:02:07.600 through my speakers because my earbuds weren't connected. Sorry, Miss Jackson. 3863 03:02:07.680 --> 03:02:12.760 Badly Brave, doctor Gay Etherean, Doctor Gay is new Etherean 3864 03:02:12.799 --> 03:02:15.600 Brigerian puncher. Nephroim melfis one and running at our list 3865 03:02:15.639 --> 03:02:19.319 as always, kiing of hap Hazard. Yeah, thank you, guys. 3866 03:02:20.360 --> 03:02:23.159 Don't forget to go go vote, Yeah, go vote. 3867 03:02:23.719 --> 03:02:25.680 It's too late by the time you're hearing this. Oh 3868 03:02:25.799 --> 03:02:29.360 yeah it'll be it'll yeah. Go commit go commit fraud 3869 03:02:30.559 --> 03:02:33.920 whatever voters fraud. Don't give docimated voter fraud. I don't 3870 03:02:33.959 --> 03:02:37.159 have a machete outside of a voting move don't burn, Yeah, 3871 03:02:37.159 --> 03:02:40.040 and guys don't. I understand it seems silly and it 3872 03:02:40.120 --> 03:02:43.079 might see like I'm good persecuting it. You cannot wear shit. 3873 03:02:44.120 --> 03:02:47.920 You cannot wear your fucking hats and shirts, your political 3874 03:02:47.959 --> 03:02:49.920 hats and shirts in certain places. Like that's actually that 3875 03:02:50.079 --> 03:02:51.920 is actually a rule you can't. So like I've seen 3876 03:02:51.920 --> 03:02:53.760 people like other persecutor's like, no, you just can't do it. 3877 03:02:53.760 --> 03:02:55.079 And you guys are the only people wearing hat. 3878 03:02:55.120 --> 03:02:56.799 That's what I was having a conversation. But I was 3879 03:02:56.799 --> 03:02:59.559 playing freaking digimon, right, and some guy was like talking 3880 03:02:59.600 --> 03:03:00.879 about like all the stuff, and it's like this is 3881 03:03:00.879 --> 03:03:02.399 a public place that we maybe talk about what it's 3882 03:03:02.440 --> 03:03:05.360 like things are public, but what happens is that there's 3883 03:03:05.600 --> 03:03:07.559 terms of agreement when you enter a place. 3884 03:03:07.639 --> 03:03:09.799 Yeah, there's like rules too, Like I think they're stupid too, 3885 03:03:09.879 --> 03:03:11.760 Like who gives a shit really if you're wearing a 3886 03:03:11.799 --> 03:03:14.879 fucking hat, But like it's the understand it's the rules, 3887 03:03:14.959 --> 03:03:16.559 and so like I don't know, man, either follow the 3888 03:03:16.600 --> 03:03:18.719 rules or don't you know, yeah, or don't be there. 3889 03:03:19.159 --> 03:03:22.440 So well we'll see you in the next episode. We'll 3890 03:03:22.479 --> 03:03:25.680 record it very soon. Should be interesting. We'll know at 3891 03:03:25.799 --> 03:03:28.319 least how the auction is going to shake up, so 3892 03:03:28.520 --> 03:03:34.600 in the meantime, take care. I'm fucking Gary, I'm so 3893 03:03:35.399 --> 03:03:41.200 cury up. I love middle of them, guryam Stir. We'll 3894 03:03:41.200 --> 03:03:41.840 see you next time.