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Speaker 2: on election day. It's it's it's it's the what's that
Speaker 2: Zelda meme? Done of the final day or whatever? Like, uh,
Speaker 2: the clock sound goes off in the beginning on my
Speaker 2: Geors mask. Yeah, it's about that time. Yay.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. I can't the rebad doll to become president.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? You're looking at the monitor a lot.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just the We're you guys. Are you guys
Speaker 1: are in heaven right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in heaven. You're on a you're at Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1: So I fixed the camera that's on me. Uh until
Speaker 1: something goes wrong of course.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then now I think we need to just I
Speaker 1: need I think we need to just fix uh like
Speaker 1: not put it on auto for the sony now because
Speaker 1: it's just won't behave. So that's the next thing. Guys,
Speaker 1: we're almost here. We almost got it sorted out. We
Speaker 1: got this one. Now we're gonna sort up the next one.
Speaker 1: Just just just manual, just put it on manual, fix
Speaker 1: it and then not touch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're damn dude, caused I made I feel like
Speaker 2: I can't just let it. Like I was like, this
Speaker 2: is too much.
Speaker 4: It's fine, Let it be fine, Let it be. We're already,
Speaker 4: were already in.
Speaker 2: It's no point. Nobody gives a ship. But this looks
Speaker 2: like ultimately it's like this sad reality, like we would
Speaker 2: like it to look better, but like nobody cares. You
Speaker 2: don't care. You actually prefer this, They prefer it when
Speaker 2: things are fucked. I think you're absolutely right. So it's
Speaker 2: just like whatever, don't even in fact, don't even crop anymore.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Just leave the fucking FN arrows, okay, right,
Speaker 2: just leave them. This episode.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck it, who cares whatever, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: it's election.
Speaker 2: I won't even sink the audio. That don't don't sink
Speaker 2: the audio. In fact, leave the audio sink exactly like
Speaker 2: what like a second ahead or like two seconds ahead.
Speaker 1: See if anybody cares, I think that would drive them nuts.
Speaker 1: I feels so out of sync. They just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just not gonna watch it, versus like
Speaker 1: just out a sink, Like fuck, why is like this?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 4: People will stay longer to try to figure out what's
Speaker 4: going wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the more engagement what's going on with the audio?
Speaker 2: And then then we make five million dollars. Hell yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's election day tonight. We will be seeing the results. Yeah, presumably.
Speaker 2: I don't know who the fuck knows at this point,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We should have a very good idea of how it,
Speaker 1: like say, in reality, who won.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the end of by the end of about
Speaker 4: like six seven, we kind of get the idea of like,
Speaker 4: all right, this is the way it's going on.
Speaker 2: It's fascinating. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like how Trump try to pretend like it hasn't
Speaker 1: been that way. So when he was like, no, see
Speaker 1: by now, I won stop counting. Stop counting now. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's literally never how it's worked. And he's
Speaker 1: like trying to gaslight people every vote after this is illegitimate,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is insane.
Speaker 4: Hasn't hasn't it already? Like isn't isn't he losing right now?
Speaker 4: Isn't like right now? In opposing if.
Speaker 1: You want to look at if you want to if
Speaker 1: you want to be uh, if you want to be
Speaker 1: like a freak, like like I couldn't help myself. I
Speaker 1: couldn't help myself because I just kind of have to
Speaker 1: like watch everything and if you're doing that, odds are
Speaker 1: it's very hard to it. Nobody really wants to say
Speaker 1: it with their chest open, though, because it just it's
Speaker 1: almost like even a jinx thing like people.
Speaker 2: It's like it does. It doesn't even in the swing states.
Speaker 1: In certain states, Trump should be up so much and
Speaker 1: he's barely up by a little bit, which is a
Speaker 1: huge indicator that he's probably fucked.
Speaker 2: But you don't really want to say that. It's it
Speaker 2: feels weird. Yeah you don't. Yeah, it's it's kind of
Speaker 2: one of those things. It's like you don't want to
Speaker 2: speak things into reality only they have the universe. Laugh. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I personally I think Tom's gonna win,
Speaker 2: but we'll see. I don't know who fuck knows anything
Speaker 2: can happen.
Speaker 4: Really, that's true because we all thought I thought it.
Speaker 4: I thought he wasn't gonna win the first time.
Speaker 1: I think that time was like huge, would you you know?
Speaker 2: I kind of I kind of figured he would.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: The thing for me was like she was so on
Speaker 2: pop and I knew so many people anecdotally who were
Speaker 2: like going to vote for Bernie and we're like, well,
Speaker 2: fuck this guy, what the what the fuck this party? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and so like I knew so like it was so
Speaker 2: many anecdotally that I'm like, that can't normally I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit about like anecdotes or like I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna make like a broad prediction based on like my circle.
Speaker 2: But it was such it was so many that I
Speaker 2: was like, this must be at least somewhat indicative of
Speaker 2: how a lot of people are feeling, right, And it
Speaker 2: made sense at that time when you didn't really have
Speaker 2: a record for Trump that was going again where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's the fucking black. He's like the wild card cannon whatever,
Speaker 2: throw a wrench in the system. See if it falls apart,
Speaker 2: fuck these people. Yeah, And it just didn't work out
Speaker 2: that way. So it's like that's kind of why I
Speaker 2: don't think it's gonna happen this time, because we kind
Speaker 2: of have evidence that it's just like it's kind of yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just business as usual with like a crazy person, a.
Speaker 1: Crazy person that say, if he wins again, he has
Speaker 1: a couple of other Supreme Court justices that he can install,
Speaker 1: and we'd be fucked for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 2: I think the I think the abortion staff was a
Speaker 2: wake up call for a lot of people. I think
Speaker 2: so yeah. I think most people who would have been
Speaker 2: apathetic about it kind of saw that was like they're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was like when you know, when you're kicking
Speaker 1: back in your cherry, you're gaming and then some really
Speaker 1: fucked up happens, you have to like you have to
Speaker 1: like shoot up. Like that's a lot of people did
Speaker 1: they They locked the fucking like, oh shit, this is real.
Speaker 4: What happened was I think the biggest problem was the
Speaker 4: the the railroading of Bernie Centers kind of led to
Speaker 4: the real destruction of the left. So much appetite, I
Speaker 4: think I think it led to like this, like all
Speaker 4: the left is gone.
Speaker 2: They actively spat in the face of their own momentum,
Speaker 2: which is crazy.
Speaker 1: I was another person that specifically, yeah, didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: vote because I mean, I didn't vote in the general
Speaker 1: ship because I'm like, this is not I can't in
Speaker 1: good faith cast my vote for this unknown where a
Speaker 1: lot of people were trying to convince me to say
Speaker 1: the devil, you know, is better like Trumps, you know,
Speaker 1: they unfortunately are correct, But this was such a.
Speaker 2: It was such an unpredictable thing, Like.
Speaker 1: That's why I felt so strongly that I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: the worst this ass was gonna do? And I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, I just I didn't. I couldn't afford who
Speaker 1: actually even the people that were, you know, screaming and
Speaker 1: crying and we thought they were being ridiculous. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it kind of felt legit that they were being ridiculous
Speaker 1: because it's like, historically, what's the worst that can happen.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be some things are gonna be stripped away,
Speaker 1: but nothing as catastrophic as or nothing as big and
Speaker 1: as huge, like the shoving all the Supreme Court justices
Speaker 1: and making things uh awful, making things really gay. I mean,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Damn gay? But we'll see you didn't.
Speaker 4: We didn't believe we were we were. We were making
Speaker 4: of them. We were like, you guys are stupid, and
Speaker 4: they were like, no, they're rainbow. They're still to pull
Speaker 4: yourself together.
Speaker 2: Come on. But I think, uh, they were, You're right,
Speaker 2: but they were kind of man, you know, like sometimes
Speaker 2: sometimes you know, sometimes people got to hit so even
Speaker 2: like gambling, sometimes the loser is going to hit a jackpot.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Matt Walsh makes a funny movie, you know on occasion.
Speaker 1: Well, we haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 2: Have you seen have you seen? By the way, there's
Speaker 2: a clip of Matt Walsh going around where he's talking
Speaker 2: about how like if a friend of his told him
Speaker 2: that he loved him, Like just like if a guy,
Speaker 2: if a guy friend of his just sat down to
Speaker 2: him says like, hey, man, I love you, I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: He'd be like, Okay, did you see the game which
Speaker 2: is so fucking gay? It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's the gay panic that if he dared to acknowledge
Speaker 4: those emotions that he'd be exposed as a flaming home moment.
Speaker 2: Dude, him and him and Charlie Kirk are the most
Speaker 2: obviously gay people I've ever seen masquerading as if they're
Speaker 2: not gay. And it's frustrating because like people on the
Speaker 2: side just think they're not gay.
Speaker 1: It's weird you not know they're gay. It's like even
Speaker 1: the women remember for like, there was this uh, I
Speaker 1: can't remember their names. There was this gun girl she
Speaker 1: used to do some stuff with Influekaitlyn Bennett, Caylen Bennett.
Speaker 1: She married some one of the most obvious gay men
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. I remember that, Yeah, yeah, there was He.
Speaker 4: Was like a pixie like, like he was such a
Speaker 4: little prim little guy, and I was like, I look
Speaker 4: man like, it's like, hey, look the prim veella you're
Speaker 4: It's well, it's just like some people some people he's
Speaker 4: got his beard, you know, like that guy. Some people
Speaker 4: aren't right into some word. We're probably labeling some people
Speaker 4: that are not.
Speaker 2: Now I would bet millions these people are gay, Like
Speaker 2: because it's, dude, how are you how are you so
Speaker 2: afraidy to be like, yeah, let me do man Like,
Speaker 2: it is so standard and normal and like not weird
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 4: Maybe our parents that might have been more weird, but
Speaker 4: even that doesn't.
Speaker 2: Because even even my dad, who's like a Vietnam vet,
Speaker 2: wouldn't care about that kind of thing, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. So it's just like what he's This dude's
Speaker 2: like way younger, like what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know?
Speaker 2: To me, that's just so that screams like, well, I
Speaker 2: can't say I love you because it might sound too genuine,
Speaker 2: it might give me away. So like I got tell
Speaker 2: me you love me just real quick. Absolutely lie on
Speaker 2: the show. But all right, worst improv never mind the
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Speaker 4: Are you ready?
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Speaker 2: And Rod Wave? Damn? What is Who's Rod Wave?
Speaker 4: He's a he's a fat dude that's a really good singer,
Speaker 4: like sadly insanely, so it's good. He's a teddy Bear actually,
Speaker 4: like for I've never.
Speaker 2: Heard of I've never heard.
Speaker 1: I guess I would have to be right, I guess
Speaker 1: he kind of them. But it's like what's the correlation
Speaker 1: I'm wondering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like this is like the girl
Speaker 2: in the group, she has to be like hermione, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's just like he's the white one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I guess fair enough.
Speaker 2: Uh, simple, simple question. What's the closest you've come to
Speaker 2: hitting someone else's child as an adult? For me, it
Speaker 2: was the other day at work when a small white
Speaker 2: child called me a bitch and the hard r you
Speaker 2: know what's crazy depending on where he's from. I believe this.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I racist kids all over the cut with.
Speaker 4: Call duty out now, Oh yeah, yeah, it's un the
Speaker 4: way back. Yeah, we're not way back to the fun
Speaker 4: version of the world.
Speaker 1: But oh cool, cool, cool, yeah, brought to you by
Speaker 1: the possible president right leading the charge. Heye, one small
Speaker 1: little is that the civil lining? They get og kind
Speaker 1: of call of duty vibes? Is that the is that
Speaker 1: the civil lining?
Speaker 4: I never give that to him because that was so
Speaker 4: before him, extremely before him.
Speaker 2: That is very true culture of America.
Speaker 1: But like is he making it okay?
Speaker 2: Kind of?
Speaker 1: Like how uh? Because basically Twitter has become the call
Speaker 1: of duty lobbies, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Twitter gets so crazy sometimes to the point that I'm
Speaker 4: starting to tweet more wow ship because how crazy it is,
Speaker 4: because what I'm saying will just go under the radar
Speaker 4: of people just being a straight up bigots. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: so many Nazi pages. I'm like, what is going on.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's the point it's at it it's part
Speaker 1: it's past the point. It's just funny to me now,
Speaker 1: Like when I just see this stuff, I just laugh
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: What was the question? I don't even class. You've ever
Speaker 2: been hitting another child.
Speaker 1: I've unfortunately never actually been close. You just fantasize maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: the intrusive thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be funny if Yeah, I've never actually had
Speaker 4: the urge and like stopped myself where the dark Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: like ill at one time almost like my friend she
Speaker 4: accidentally hit me in the throat one time, and then
Speaker 4: that where I had like almost a reaction to where
Speaker 4: I like went my dad.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, it was just like that's scary.
Speaker 1: Getting hit in the throat is different. It's a thing
Speaker 1: that like it kind of just doesn't sit well with you.
Speaker 4: For me, it's the eyes. I've ever been hitting the eyes.
Speaker 4: That's one thing I'm like that makes me so upset
Speaker 4: because I'm so scared of being blind. I'm so like
Speaker 4: being blind that I'm like, don't hit me, I'll eat you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever been like outside of
Speaker 1: like a sparring thing, I don't think i've ever been.
Speaker 4: I've never been punched in the eyes before, Like usually
Speaker 4: they try to avoid that because they could.
Speaker 2: Really, you don't have to be hit by a train
Speaker 2: in the eyes to go blind. I think. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm pretty blind, and I was in a
Speaker 2: boxing match, and like I punched in the eyes probably
Speaker 2: like every fucking week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm so scared of the dark that I
Speaker 4: washed I shower with my eyes open the whole time.
Speaker 4: You think I'm kidding, Yes, come out blood right every
Speaker 4: time my shower, Like actually, because I'm like, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Stared directly at the shampoo and everything in my eyes.
Speaker 2: He just puts it directly in like their fucking eye drops.
Speaker 2: He takes, he takes, He takes the shower head, puts
Speaker 2: it flush against his eye and then wraps his eyelid
Speaker 2: around it, and there's water come out of my nostril
Speaker 2: in my mouth. I don't think I'm clean yet, you know,
Speaker 2: it just keeps going.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm forget so bad. I'll be washing the
Speaker 4: memories of my brit.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense, makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been I haven't been closed to
Speaker 2: actually doing it, but there have been like certain kids
Speaker 2: act in public in a certain way where it's just
Speaker 2: like it would be so difficult for me not to
Speaker 2: just throw this kid around like I'm fucking like it's
Speaker 2: like it's the end of Spider Man one, you know
Speaker 2: what i mean, like in the in the the derelict building. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what. Like do have kids always been
Speaker 2: like this? Because I feel like they but like I mean,
Speaker 2: like the tantrums kids in public, kids are probably worse
Speaker 2: once upon the time. I don't I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: I'm because I.
Speaker 2: Think you and stuff so they couldn't react. Parents used
Speaker 2: to lifter their kids up literally one to time.
Speaker 4: What thing was we call.
Speaker 2: From a direction I'm probably still way to be honest
Speaker 2: with people.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. People people straight up would beat their kids
Speaker 4: in public. I remember seeing that a lot.
Speaker 2: But that's what I mean, like now that that used
Speaker 2: to happen, and so I feel like kids were just bored.
Speaker 2: You even see it in like certain even certain like
Speaker 2: I don't even know if you would call them, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't call them documentaries necessarily, but like old like interviews
Speaker 2: like on news stations, like with kids, they're just so
Speaker 2: normal in comparison.
Speaker 4: I think kids now were this because I'm I'm around
Speaker 4: children now and they're just not bad. I think it's
Speaker 4: the idea of like I'm constantly my nieces and my nephews. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: I swear I hung out with them. Literally, I was
Speaker 4: with my Lily's cousin and then I'm there, I'm their godfather.
Speaker 4: I like how your nieces and nephews are the example
Speaker 4: for you that kids are good. Well no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: But I like when I go to there, like little
Speaker 4: soccer games with them, because unfortunately they make the little
Speaker 4: boy play soccer and he's fucking oblivious. Yeah, he's just
Speaker 4: like he's just like, yeah, it's that ship says it's fun.
Speaker 1: I hate that ship.
Speaker 4: That's fun. Don't get me wrong. He has a good time.
Speaker 4: He's smiling and like jumping around really play. I guarantee
Speaker 4: really want to play soccer. He just wants to play.
Speaker 1: When he becomes self aware, he's gonna be embarrassing, resentful.
Speaker 1: It always happens. It always happens because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: like if I didn't know what the fuck I was doing,
Speaker 1: I really I now recognize how all these other parents
Speaker 1: are laughing at me or were, because that's what they're doing.
Speaker 2: When I played Little League, I never I never that.
Speaker 1: If you're if you don't like because there are some
Speaker 1: kids that you know, they actually understand the sports and
Speaker 1: then they're actually really playing. And say, when I was
Speaker 1: like ten years old, I didn't necessarily understand uh American
Speaker 1: football all that well, I still I knew how to
Speaker 1: like tackle and block, and then as far as the
Speaker 1: motherfucker gave us plays of study, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not reading that ship and so.
Speaker 2: Like BO played like so idiots.
Speaker 4: Playbooks are so much thicker for us using Maybe how
Speaker 4: many plays did your team actually used? We used maybe
Speaker 4: seven throughout the entire school year. Well, we probably maybe seven.
Speaker 4: We were so because this was pop worn and we
Speaker 4: were so bad.
Speaker 2: We lost every game.
Speaker 1: So I don't think anybody was reading anything so because me,
Speaker 1: it didn't matter whether I'm supposed to be, you know,
Speaker 1: pushing forward for a rush or dropping back for a pass.
Speaker 1: I would just do the same thing and just rush
Speaker 1: forward every single time. Oh it doesn't matter if I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to pull and then and then swing so because
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a sweep or something.
Speaker 2: I never did anything, literally anything, And my.
Speaker 4: Whole visition was my play was I was the I
Speaker 4: was the red circle, and they were like draw attention
Speaker 4: away from the wide receiver. That's it. That was all
Speaker 4: my plays were. I would literally cut up forward and
Speaker 4: I would cut away, trying to make it so there's
Speaker 4: never gonna be a part of their two people want
Speaker 4: to wire. That's all I did. That's all I did
Speaker 4: for a year. And now that this is the stupidest
Speaker 4: thing ever. But but for the thing for this is
Speaker 4: like when they play, they're just they're just like kids.
Speaker 4: I don't think kids really are that bad because usually
Speaker 4: most kids I know now, listen, are you like all
Speaker 4: people talk to them, and I feel like we got
Speaker 4: yelled at a lot. You're like, oh, don't just don't
Speaker 4: do this, opposed to like, hey, don't do this is
Speaker 4: a cappen to you. And obviously when they're really small,
Speaker 4: they're too stupid to understand the whole monits the modern agepparently,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: I think we need to poison kids again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think we need to, uh,
Speaker 2: everybody hack your microwaves so that they can turn on
Speaker 2: with the door open and they just leave them on overnight.
Speaker 4: Somehow make it like a fucking apparatus right next to
Speaker 4: the microwave.
Speaker 1: While I like that, see what Like that's that's good research,
Speaker 1: Like I want to see what happens.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure there's a reason why this makes sense,
Speaker 2: but there's uh. Yeah, you guysposed to put metal in
Speaker 2: the microwave. Yeah, because otherwise otherwise it'll go crazy.
Speaker 4: Sure, I've done it. It's insane.
Speaker 2: You've done that.
Speaker 4: I put I put alumino foil in the microwave one time.
Speaker 4: I didn't really understand it.
Speaker 2: Geniusfoil.
Speaker 4: It was it was for a moment, but like it
Speaker 4: was in there. I was put in there and then
Speaker 4: it made the round. No one told you like a riff,
Speaker 4: And I didn't know at that time. I just didn't know.
Speaker 4: At that time. I was like, maybe, like.
Speaker 2: I still think about the time literally almost killed all
Speaker 2: of this when at the fucking she too she put
Speaker 2: the fork in the microwave. Oh my god. That no,
Speaker 2: that was at one of the chickens giving airbnbs that
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 4: She just like it just didn't. It just slipped her
Speaker 4: mind that there was a fork on the plate away.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I think she tried to
Speaker 2: do around.
Speaker 4: It had to be that. The sound the sound mic
Speaker 4: when metals, and it's so cool because it sounds like alien.
Speaker 4: You're like, whoa, what's about to happen? Metal starts shooting
Speaker 4: the spark that ship fucking freaking Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing is crazy, though, is that Like I saw
Speaker 2: some video of some guy. He's like, yeah, I supposed
Speaker 2: to put my metal in the microwave, right, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this? And he shows like screws in the
Speaker 2: microwave and I'm like, oh, yeah, weird. I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: a reason why that makes sense, but like, I get
Speaker 2: why that would be kind of jarring. I don't think
Speaker 2: the direct No, in his microwave, they were like exposed.
Speaker 2: Oh but apparently apparently it's like a certain a certain
Speaker 2: degree of metal or like in certain specifically in the
Speaker 2: center I think is where it can't be. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also they're doing things now.
Speaker 2: I still don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't trust it because I'm old school. But uh,
Speaker 1: the when I was in Vegas, you could leave this
Speaker 1: metal tray in so like cause you could act as
Speaker 1: an oven or a microwave oven, and so you just
Speaker 1: you switch the setting, even though we had our own
Speaker 1: traditional ovens to but this thing could do both and
Speaker 1: there was a tray and I'm just like, nope, I'm
Speaker 1: just taking it out. I was like, nope, I'm not.
Speaker 1: It says you can do it, and I'm just not
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 4: I just like that idea.
Speaker 1: I'm sure whatever material it was, yeah, it just doesn't
Speaker 1: react to it.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just want to leave something. I
Speaker 4: want to leave like a big ball of like fucking iron,
Speaker 4: like an iron fucking ball and put it on like
Speaker 4: waving for ten minutes, like uraniums. What happens, watch something
Speaker 4: new be created and like everybody stops. No, one just
Speaker 4: finishes cooking the metal.
Speaker 1: Something like like as if like a scientists have never
Speaker 1: tried this before.
Speaker 4: You you fight something new, you fucking like you just arrogant.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna push down on them as far.
Speaker 2: As I can.
Speaker 1: It's like, what, like, what do you mean some fucking
Speaker 1: dumb redneck somehow creates a black hole that swallows the
Speaker 1: Oh shit, skater check this out, throws.
Speaker 4: His dog into a dog, turns and tucking fetty.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of a guy just fucking like
Speaker 2: a redneck doing what the Hadron collider can't do, just
Speaker 2: through a series of complete ignorant.
Speaker 4: What they do mistake They just throw rocks at each other,
Speaker 4: but for some reason they did it. Rocks hit at
Speaker 4: the perfect time, and it's some portable believe the.
Speaker 2: Exact right part of the exact right atoms happen. I
Speaker 2: think about that sometimes, about like just because the scenario
Speaker 2: is so insane, of just like what if somebody fell
Speaker 2: just right that, like they split an atom?
Speaker 4: You know that would have happened by now, I know
Speaker 4: it would have happened by it so long ago.
Speaker 1: Maybe probably the chances are, like, say, how many people
Speaker 1: are been thinking about many creatures exist creatures. That's true,
Speaker 1: so but maybe the odds are so slim. It's it's
Speaker 1: that like one in a however many.
Speaker 4: There's it's one in like what like, however, many things
Speaker 4: have existed, Like you can't even like if you have
Speaker 4: to shoot Adam out another atom, make that atom hit
Speaker 4: the atom and then explode like split itself and then
Speaker 4: a chain reaction happens, and like imagine you do that
Speaker 4: with like writing something on your paper. Just you're like
Speaker 4: you just see light and you're like, uh, you.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't see any It wouldn't even register. It would
Speaker 2: just happened usually be gone.
Speaker 4: But what if it registered to you exactly? What if
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, ship and you see Adam splitting, You're.
Speaker 2: Like cool, man, cool, I mean cool, what I do?
Speaker 1: What I even understand?
Speaker 2: What are we gonna roll? And duck?
Speaker 4: I frames the right moment and you roll through the explosion.
Speaker 2: Dude. I remember being playing so many video because it's
Speaker 2: a kid that I really thought I thought I frames
Speaker 2: had there was something to it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I thought, like you really you could theoretically, like
Speaker 2: I frame your way out a certain at a certain things.
Speaker 2: I remember trying to dark Soul roll into a bat.
Speaker 2: I remember I remember being a little kid and like
Speaker 2: trying to dog their baseballs at the right time, but
Speaker 2: I didn't move. I wait, I like, I waited for
Speaker 2: it to get closed just I was like four or something.
Speaker 2: The idea that I was even thinking about ie frames
Speaker 2: at all in the first place was weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, well, well.
Speaker 2: Domble jumping is obviously not real.
Speaker 4: Well it's obviously not real, dub, But like everything did
Speaker 4: it from like until I was like seven, and I
Speaker 4: was like, I the thing, why have I not seen anyone?
Speaker 2: Think? The thing? The thing that fucking me up about
Speaker 2: that is because I I I feel like I thought
Speaker 2: I saw like a squirrel double jump once.
Speaker 4: I mean maybe I saw the one with the with
Speaker 4: the fly with the flying and then so which and then.
Speaker 2: Oh the one that got executed in New York or
Speaker 2: whatever you hear about that.
Speaker 4: You didn't know about the squrel getting drawn and quorded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they executed a squirrel in New York. Who did
Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking state.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was. It's actually a much bigger
Speaker 4: deal than what we're making it sound. But what I
Speaker 4: feel like, it's as big a deal as I'm something
Speaker 4: something very ellege like the squirrel's killing was on a
Speaker 4: very very illegal means. What happened I forgot. I don't
Speaker 4: know exactly. I've heard about it. It was like one of the.
Speaker 2: So basically like let me set the stage. There was
Speaker 2: like I guess some guy in New York he had
Speaker 2: a pet squirrel, h which I guess. I don't know,
Speaker 2: are you I'm not allowed or so I don't I
Speaker 2: don't think you can't do that or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's some some something some bullshit, and so they were like,
Speaker 2: you have a pet squirrel, We're gonna kill it. And
Speaker 2: then they did it. That's all that was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they drawn corded it, they microwaved it.
Speaker 2: They rather in aluminum foil and microwave.
Speaker 4: Oh man, they saw shanked him. They brought them out.
Speaker 2: But wait, what what's it was like?
Speaker 4: Apparently they did it on like really illegal means, like
Speaker 4: what is that a license for something? I don't remember
Speaker 4: how it was. I just watch it. I follow the
Speaker 4: Sonic says things where like Sonic says like some fucking
Speaker 4: really unnecessarily fucking philosophical ship about like very situation. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and like he went on like a tangent about it,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is like more serious than
Speaker 4: it's way supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Sounds crazy to me.
Speaker 4: They shouldn't they should have executed man, he's a little squirrel?
Speaker 2: Is crazy? I guess, yeah, I don't know. I saw
Speaker 2: a lot of people being like, this is why Trump's
Speaker 2: gonna shave the squirrels or whatever they're training into. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw. I saw, like like Jadie Vance was talking
Speaker 2: about it, and I have to say, look, if Trump
Speaker 2: was president and a state killed the squirrel while he
Speaker 2: was president, I also wouldn't give a shit. I just
Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, Maybe I'm callous and maybe I'm
Speaker 2: too desensitized to squirrels living in like cities my whole life,
Speaker 2: but like, ah, I don't know. Well, I can't muster
Speaker 2: up such a weird thing, even a dog. Give it's
Speaker 2: a dog, that's one thing.
Speaker 1: So like I just it's it's you know, it's all
Speaker 1: insane to me. But at the same time, to me,
Speaker 1: it's crazier to eat, you know, because there's tugging at
Speaker 1: the people's heart strings. Oh well, yeah, we'll fix the
Speaker 1: squirrel problem. It was like when Mike Pince was like,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna take away our meat, and I was
Speaker 1: like what, because you know, that was the whole that
Speaker 1: argument that they're gonna turn everything into lab ground meat.
Speaker 1: And then so he started like tugging at their heartstrings,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, shut the fuck. You're not gonna do anything.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck out.
Speaker 4: It's already happy. Think it's a bit happening. Yeah, they're
Speaker 4: just certain happening, my guy.
Speaker 2: There are just certain animals that I can't It's difficult
Speaker 2: for me to muster up any like it's like fish
Speaker 2: or something where it's just like I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck your gold. I remember I had to earnestly pretend
Speaker 2: like I gave a ship that my nephew's fish died.
Speaker 2: I had to be like, hey, it's okay, bud. And
Speaker 2: in my mind, I'm thinking this thing is useless. I
Speaker 2: think it was probably this one was better off dead,
Speaker 2: quite frankly, because it had mold growing on it. It
Speaker 2: had like the fucking fuzzy. You didn't take care of this,
Speaker 2: You didn't give a ship. What are you talking about it? Sad?
Speaker 1: I guess the whole idea is to just empathize with them.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's like say, uh uh a suehole.
Speaker 1: For example, her her her grandma just passed away recently.
Speaker 1: I don't know her grandma at all right, I feel
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, I can't empathize with a grandmother.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not empathizing with her that I feel bad
Speaker 1: when she liked not that like, because I actually don't
Speaker 1: know her at all, So I feel nothing about her grandmother.
Speaker 2: Of course of course. Yeah. But like I guess when
Speaker 2: I think you're just like fuck that fish man, Well no,
Speaker 2: because what I think about it is because I had
Speaker 2: a I had fish growing up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I had fisher, then goldfish, getting gold.
Speaker 1: Fish from the from the fair, and when it died,
Speaker 1: you got like a hockey stick and just you just
Speaker 1: finished it off.
Speaker 2: I remember when it died in wave wrapped.
Speaker 4: You've had found a squirrel, wrapped it up with the
Speaker 4: squirrel a little bit and see what the fish squirrel
Speaker 4: would do exactly, You put a squirrel on a fucking
Speaker 4: aluminum foil cross and then put it inside the mircleway
Speaker 4: is so crazy judgment.
Speaker 2: You've had fish, right, and you've had real pats. Also
Speaker 2: when your fish died, do you remember.
Speaker 4: Yes, one of them? But I was really it was
Speaker 4: like a fundamental moment. Was the first time anything of
Speaker 4: mine died, really, and it sucked, but I was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's a fish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even, that's what I'm saying. Like even as a child,
Speaker 2: like I remember being like, no, it's dead. That sucks,
Speaker 2: but think of it felt like like like my gay
Speaker 2: boy ran out of battery, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Where it's just like damn you did you have that?
Speaker 2: Wonder said.
Speaker 4: You can see some kids when they like they're around
Speaker 4: like animals. It's like the world is blowing up to
Speaker 4: their little minds. I guess they're like, that's a thing
Speaker 4: going around, that's like moving.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: I feel like people would feel more for a fish
Speaker 4: specifically if they had emotions.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think the reason we're it's just always
Speaker 2: like this and this just looks stupid. I do think
Speaker 2: the fact that they are so emotionless and that they
Speaker 2: can't make sounds is why we're so okay doing things
Speaker 2: and then that we would never do to anything else.
Speaker 4: Like the whale was like the whale and the fish, right.
Speaker 4: I love whales. I don't give a fuck about any fish.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, that's exactly what. Whales show emotion all the time.
Speaker 4: Whales, their males can.
Speaker 2: Scream, a whale can be like, ow, you know.
Speaker 4: Dude, I went to a freaking SeaWorld and the whale.
Speaker 4: When I was at Sea Whales for my birthday, I
Speaker 4: remember seeing the whale. The whale came up to the thing,
Speaker 4: you know when they come up on like the the
Speaker 4: hind part. They like look at things and looked at
Speaker 4: me directly for a way too long, and I was just.
Speaker 2: Like, its challenging you what you looked at you? And
Speaker 2: it was like.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, how would you learn that? Are you
Speaker 2: making fun? Are you calling me? That's crazy?
Speaker 4: I would go touch. I would have touched the way
Speaker 4: if they let me. But that's also like Germans.
Speaker 2: Germans hile taxis.
Speaker 4: I think they used to hail taxis, and I think
Speaker 4: that's where hale came from.
Speaker 1: And then they used to and then well technically, well
Speaker 1: I guess that's what. Well, that's right, you'd assume that's
Speaker 1: where hailing a taxtic comes.
Speaker 2: No, no, male is weather stupid?
Speaker 4: Stop stop stop being here. I mean, I know the
Speaker 4: salute was Hiller is so un Originally he stole everything, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 4: like he played homage to everything, but like in the
Speaker 4: worst way, and then he ruined literally everything, and it
Speaker 4: was like I was just watching I was watching this
Speaker 4: read interview and some guy was trying to say, well,
Speaker 4: it's just even though it literally made no sense because
Speaker 4: he was trying to make that analogy like the Confederate flag.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, they.
Speaker 2: Ruined him, Like, no, it was never ruined. That's literally
Speaker 2: what it was forking about. The guy who said, who
Speaker 2: calls it a swastiker?
Speaker 1: Swastiker guy saw that crazy, like.
Speaker 2: Swastiker actually means peace. That's not what that means. That
Speaker 2: means all.
Speaker 4: And he's like, so would you not mind people wearing swastika?
Speaker 4: He's like, Nope, I don't care.
Speaker 2: They're actually like is that they are actually different symbols
Speaker 2: like actually like they're like very similar, but like there's
Speaker 2: a difference between the Hindu symbol of peace and the
Speaker 2: swastaa like called.
Speaker 4: But called but like it's people like that are people
Speaker 4: that are just so wildly unempathetic, like so like to
Speaker 4: the point that like they're not even sociopathic because they're
Speaker 4: not progressive enough in they're lively sociopaths. They're just absolutely empathetic.
Speaker 4: That symbol never hurt me. It is like, well, isn't
Speaker 4: but that symbol is super malicious. It is extremely malicious symbol.
Speaker 2: But also isn't it not even like I don't know
Speaker 2: this for sure. I heard this and I didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't bother look it up because they don't really care
Speaker 2: enough about it. But like I heard somewhere that it
Speaker 2: was like, that's not even really the original Confederate flag either.
Speaker 4: I think that's true. I think there's another flag like.
Speaker 2: That, like the rebel flag and the Confederate flag are
Speaker 2: actually different things.
Speaker 4: If I'm not mistaken. I heard that.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, though, and people yeah, like I remember,
Speaker 2: I don't know. People in the comments can yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't say.
Speaker 1: All I know is that the one that we know
Speaker 1: for sure, just like it is the rebel flag. And
Speaker 1: the thing that annoys me so much, even about those
Speaker 1: fucking statues where they were all erected well after, where
Speaker 1: they try to act like, oh this was this was
Speaker 1: a symbol of that, I'm like, no, bitch, no stop please.
Speaker 2: I do think they should be putting museums like. I
Speaker 2: don't think they should.
Speaker 4: Need to be destroyed, they just not need to be
Speaker 4: fucking put on Displaylet we have I think ras Beebn's
Speaker 4: penis is in a museum or something or something like that.
Speaker 4: So there's like things that it's just important. History doesn't
Speaker 4: need to be destroyed.
Speaker 2: I also feel I don't know if I feel like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a hot tak or not,
Speaker 2: we should stop building statues.
Speaker 1: I especially the way there's something going on right now.
Speaker 1: There's something going on.
Speaker 4: With that is so disrespectful to him, bro, and it
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't don't fucking piss on me and
Speaker 1: tell me it's sparkling fucking apple cider. Dude, this guy
Speaker 1: the way he I mean, if it was, I'd be fine,
Speaker 1: But he was like, oh, he tried to defend it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, don't fucking lie. You're lying to
Speaker 1: everyone and pretending like you like this.
Speaker 2: So what's what's the situation for people who aren't okay?
Speaker 1: So the statues, I mean, everybody remembers the Christiano Ronaldo one.
Speaker 1: Everybody remembers that one. That statue is probably the worst
Speaker 1: one in recent memory. Or something's going on, and I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like a conspiracy in a way that
Speaker 1: like if I were a statue builder, I would purposely
Speaker 1: fuck things up because it's hilariy. So, now all the
Speaker 1: attentions on my work right, because we've seen statues throughout history,
Speaker 1: we've seen people's sculpt people are fucking phenomenal. There's also
Speaker 1: people that just put things in mold casting and it'll
Speaker 1: just look like it's supposed to look. So I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Maybe I sound ignorant because maybe it's much more difficult
Speaker 1: than I think it is, but I, to my opinion.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: So there's these statues that we've seen that look pretty
Speaker 1: fucking good. And then there's Dwayne Wade, who's, you know,
Speaker 1: a legend in the NBA, and his statue is probably
Speaker 1: because not only is it just because most statues are
Speaker 1: just like stoic, right, but he's like going like.
Speaker 2: Like it looks like he's like in pain.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be when he won the first championship. Now,
Speaker 4: but it looks it's really bad.
Speaker 2: It's not good. Pause. I don't know. I think it's
Speaker 2: still worse. But like his is just a bust. I
Speaker 2: think it's just a bust. I don't think it's an
Speaker 2: entire one. Yeah, that's really bad. Like I saw that
Speaker 2: for the first time. On Sacred I didn't even know
Speaker 2: about it because Colin was like, see that fucking statue,
Speaker 2: and I was like no, and I couldn't believe I
Speaker 2: was so retarded.
Speaker 1: It's so like he looks his eyes are so close
Speaker 1: together in the statue to it, he just he looks
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: He looks like a melted like a like a melted
Speaker 2: mands wax statue. It doesn't look like what's.
Speaker 1: So great is if you if you type in d
Speaker 1: Wade now like the search engines just ruined with like
Speaker 1: the statue, he's he's he's immortalized as.
Speaker 2: That looks like like that god, my god, like that
Speaker 2: is not him even remotlessly.
Speaker 4: It sounds that looks like dark side.
Speaker 2: That is not at all. Ship just got like he's
Speaker 2: like summoning something, you know what I mean. Like that
Speaker 2: looks like a skill from an action movie. What the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that's not It looks closer to
Speaker 1: uh there's an m M a legend named Chuck Liddell.
Speaker 1: It looks close like this is this is so bad.
Speaker 1: The best one, though, is George Saint Pierre. His looks
Speaker 1: like Obama And so that was like a huge. Let
Speaker 1: me show you it.
Speaker 2: You know, do you know the conspiracy theory about like,
Speaker 2: you know, the what is it? Is it the Disney
Speaker 2: Hall of Presidents that has it? Like who has that
Speaker 2: Hall of Presidents? Like ride with animatronic presidents? Is that?
Speaker 2: I you know what I mean? Is that like a
Speaker 2: Disney World thing or I don't know if it's Epcot
Speaker 2: maybe I really don't know. I have no idea. I
Speaker 2: have no knowledge of Disney World at all. I haven't
Speaker 2: been to Disney related anything in fucking forever. But there's
Speaker 2: like a conspiracy theory that like they they have to
Speaker 2: so they have to build animatronics for each of the presidents. Essentially,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of animatronics, right, and I think like
Speaker 2: for the twenty sixteen election, they had one and they
Speaker 2: just assumed Hillary was gonna win, so they like built
Speaker 2: a Hillary one and then like Trump won, and so
Speaker 2: they just like quickly reconfigured it and put different hair
Speaker 2: and like different clothes. Like you look at it, You
Speaker 2: look at his animateur, and it's fucking distressing because it
Speaker 2: just looks like both of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that one's crazy.
Speaker 4: All right. Let me show you what.
Speaker 2: Here's a picture of George Pierre. Okay, now I'm gonna
Speaker 2: show you his statue. St. Pierre.
Speaker 4: Now you tell me he's probably the goat.
Speaker 1: Actually, what's the way division in the UFC?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kamar Usman was just I don't about this
Speaker 1: all day Stanford ugly fucking cunts. And then there's just
Speaker 1: a bunch of ugly cunts just slapping each other. What
Speaker 1: is it like Ultimate Fighting Corps or something?
Speaker 2: What Ultimate Fighting? Oh? Really? Uh no, championship, yeah, champions
Speaker 2: hold on?
Speaker 4: It is he would he would have guessed it probably tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I guess I didn't see the bit. I was just
Speaker 4: trying to help someone out that day.
Speaker 2: Sweety Sweety executes bits like New York State executes pets, squirrels,
Speaker 2: now prejudice. Do you tell me this doesn't look like Obama?
Speaker 2: This looks like fucking Obama, looks like a fusion of that.
Speaker 2: But it does not look like it does look like
Speaker 2: Oh by god, this definitely looks like me.
Speaker 4: It looks like Barack Obama.
Speaker 2: That looks like Barack Obama was more white, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like if you got a little bit
Speaker 2: more of his bomb steans.
Speaker 5: Let me be clear, I will fight you, I was
Speaker 5: born here, I will beat as a blind man has
Speaker 5: a poor man stealing?
Speaker 1: Did you guys fail? No Nickelback November? Well, what is
Speaker 1: that so apparent?
Speaker 2: Apparently failed? That's you just you just failed it. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize reference them.
Speaker 1: So I think that's the same thing because you're you're
Speaker 1: the vibration is technically music. So you can't listen to
Speaker 1: nickel Back in November, and and I think I think
Speaker 1: the way that sound works, right, I think that counts.
Speaker 2: Damn, I think that counts.
Speaker 4: That's depends that we lost now because of him.
Speaker 2: I think so I didn't know. I didn't know the
Speaker 2: restarted Now that's now.
Speaker 4: Now that's my I feel like that I just want
Speaker 4: to sing their songs.
Speaker 1: That's my interpretation though, because some people might disagree and say, no,
Speaker 1: you have to actually listen to the song to fail.
Speaker 2: I think I actually did fail already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably just because I think.
Speaker 2: I think I heard Into the Night a couple of
Speaker 2: days ago, which is not Nickelback necessarily, but it's not not.
Speaker 2: Also because look at some people were putting confused.
Speaker 4: I know what you mean, but it's not you know
Speaker 4: the song hero right.
Speaker 1: Some people said listen to that was feeling. That's why
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like anything adjacent to it, Like
Speaker 1: since it's only chads on that song.
Speaker 2: That would have been that line would have been broken
Speaker 2: because I watched Spider Man every Thanksgiving oh to Thanksgiving movie?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It is blaring in my head and I'm having a problem.
Speaker 4: I've never thought about that song.
Speaker 2: Really's to me? O's Ober we lost again? Well, I
Speaker 2: just did the Josie Scott part. Does that count? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm so hot, all right, I can't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was even a thing.
Speaker 4: Is no November?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no November No?
Speaker 1: Yeah to old school?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one's or NonStop November November, mister Hyde to that, dude, No,
Speaker 4: no November.
Speaker 2: I think by the end of it, you're fucking people.
Speaker 4: I did it when I was like like nineteen.
Speaker 2: It was it was he didn't gross stupid.
Speaker 4: I wasn't getting pussies, so that was it wasn't like like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: It educational purposes. Did you film your nut after for that?
Speaker 1: For the like you candn't just see how far you
Speaker 1: measured it? Like it was shot putting and ship a.
Speaker 2: Pail.
Speaker 4: Somebody dumps a bunch of paint in a bucket.
Speaker 6: But no way hold on a bucket, a pot or
Speaker 6: a pail. Oh my god, that is one of the
Speaker 6: oldest jokes we have. So we're talking about things that
Speaker 6: are what are they all bowls or the cups? At
Speaker 6: what line is something no longer a.
Speaker 1: So a cup, a cup is a hand has a
Speaker 1: handle on it, not all, not necessarily, But if you're
Speaker 1: talking about a mug has a cup, A mug has
Speaker 1: a hand, has to be a mug has a cup.
Speaker 4: A mug has a cup with a handle. Yes, So
Speaker 4: at what point does the cup become a bowl? When
Speaker 4: it becomes wilder, wild whiter than taller? Right, that's a bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think because I mean, you can have a
Speaker 1: tall ass fucking white bowl.
Speaker 4: But it's it just has to be very wide, right,
Speaker 4: it has to be more wide than tall. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 4: So at what moment does to become a pan pan
Speaker 4: has handles and the wideness kind of correlates with the tallness.
Speaker 2: It's a pan, a extremely wide mug?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: What is he just like like he just flattened it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, is that what that is?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Then at that moment, when does it become a bucket?
Speaker 4: One has a hand, one has a a bucket has
Speaker 4: an overhand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think like that's the only universe one
Speaker 1: we can all agree that the bucket has to have
Speaker 1: because there are buckets without that. But that's such a
Speaker 1: useless tools.
Speaker 2: A big cup, big cup. Now when does it become
Speaker 2: a pail? A pail is a bucket? Is that with
Speaker 2: no overhandle?
Speaker 4: A pail is a bucket that has the curve around
Speaker 4: the curving at the top that you can pick it
Speaker 4: has like the like the lip, you know, I guess
Speaker 4: that's what a pail is, right, does every pail has
Speaker 4: to have the lip that you can like pick it
Speaker 4: up round it.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Can I drink tea out of a pan?
Speaker 4: You can drink it at anything, as long as you
Speaker 4: can the whole tea. You could drink drink out of
Speaker 4: erector at that moment? Is at that moment, what did
Speaker 4: you say.
Speaker 2: Drink out of erective? If you want you see you
Speaker 2: ever see that.
Speaker 4: Video of you had a cup out of the asshole,
Speaker 4: a cup out of the asshole, the cereal asshole.
Speaker 1: Somebody interviewed somebody, what was I watching? I was watching
Speaker 1: watching it was it was your mom's house.
Speaker 2: It was. This was years ago.
Speaker 1: They interviewed a only Fans couple that they they eat
Speaker 1: food out of a out of his partner's ass like
Speaker 1: the chicks. So her ass was so gape that he
Speaker 1: would eat out of her.
Speaker 2: Didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I I I understood, it's not it's what you know
Speaker 1: how there's some things that when it's extracted subscribed to,
Speaker 1: you're like, I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: You get it. Oh, that's that's that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That video like that crazy because she did and then
Speaker 4: she looked like she didn't expect it to be as
Speaker 4: bad as it was, and I'm like, miss.
Speaker 2: She probably didn't. That's what I don't understand that it.
Speaker 4: Will not be a good idea no matter what.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Really like that video of that guy that was like
Speaker 1: cold maxing with the dry ice and fucking like, oh no, he's.
Speaker 2: Gonna he's he is in his life. His life is
Speaker 2: getting that ship.
Speaker 4: The eyes the sprite and in all of the listin
Speaker 4: he sprit in the sprite would misbehaving.
Speaker 2: Aum Okay, so what do you think is the worst
Speaker 2: from from a human perspective. The worst ingredient of that
Speaker 2: the dry eyes, though you think so, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's actually the list of age listen first, he had
Speaker 2: the strip because you have to play the amount of
Speaker 2: listerine like dry ice is crazy and you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to be around that really yea, but for some reason,
Speaker 2: like I remember, I remember taking one Listenine script and
Speaker 2: being like this is strong stuff, and he took like
Speaker 2: he bought a whole thing of it, like all of
Speaker 2: that video is. The video is called like him, what
Speaker 2: is it called? I don't know it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess cold maxing probably makes sense. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: If I put that in, maybe it would show up
Speaker 1: now because since a lot of people I like he
Speaker 1: was the one too much.
Speaker 2: There's there's there's so far.
Speaker 1: I'm such a I'm not a hipster, but a lot
Speaker 1: of times I guess I feel like it. But then
Speaker 1: there are certain things that I'm so happy when it
Speaker 1: catches on, like maxing maxing, I'm actually very happy.
Speaker 4: Remember the video I sent this weekend of the guy
Speaker 4: says that he's negro maxing. Yeah, and like you were
Speaker 4: you never commented our group chat and even.
Speaker 2: You were like, I don't like this. I remember that.
Speaker 4: I remember like, we have a we have a group
Speaker 4: chat with all of our friends in the general area,
Speaker 4: and Derek is always silent. He rarely says a thing.
Speaker 4: But when he saw that, he was like, dude, I
Speaker 4: don't like this.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the fact that everything was on par
Speaker 1: except for he had, uh raising canes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you can't be Nigga maxing with raising canes.
Speaker 1: Like at the very least, if you would have gotten
Speaker 1: Popeyes KFC or something, I would have been like, okay,
Speaker 1: fine a while, but like, there's no.
Speaker 2: Reason raising CANFC can't. I will say, it's still it's
Speaker 2: like pop Port Chicken is like they're like burking chicken
Speaker 2: fries where it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's I mean, it's not, it's not. I will say,
Speaker 1: they have one thing that but if you know how
Speaker 1: to make it, it's actually your own sauce. It's called
Speaker 1: a Georgia gold that's fire sauce. So basically it's like
Speaker 1: Hodey barbecue mustard. And I think it's just those two
Speaker 1: and then a little extra things, but it turns it
Speaker 1: like gold. It's fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: It's the only thing I've ever liked.
Speaker 1: It's not like Ksey made it right, it's just but
Speaker 1: they had it there one time and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is actually really good sauce.
Speaker 4: You've seen a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's really no reason to it's just like what
Speaker 2: do you go? All right? So I had to mentally
Speaker 2: like unhunger myself. Oh yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to drop off my my wife's best
Speaker 1: friend at the airport, and so now I get to
Speaker 1: get some good La chickens. I'm super excited for that.
Speaker 1: Like I hate going down to La, but I have to,
Speaker 1: so well, yeah, I'm gonna do that. And now I
Speaker 1: have to get some fucking new studio headphones because my
Speaker 1: audio technicals, you know, they're all plastic. And I like
Speaker 1: lightly said it down because like like with the the
Speaker 1: ears facing down and this little the cheapest one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars headphones pop and now it's just hanging
Speaker 1: by a wire and I'm like, oh cool, this is
Speaker 1: It's unfixable. Even duct tape. When you put it in place,
Speaker 1: it's still kind of leaned up and then's fucked. You
Speaker 1: need it covered otherwise the sound it's we're gonna get
Speaker 1: them from you're gonna go in person to like yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was gonna just bicylething on live, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop by h a guitar center or something. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: at least not why while I'm down.
Speaker 4: There as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so bad. Like now I'm gonna get metal headphones.
Speaker 2: I gotta, yeah, I gotta. I gotta even new speakers
Speaker 2: form my computer because I realized, like, while I was
Speaker 2: recording some of the shows for Sacred like I noticed
Speaker 2: that logo be like I would get like in the headphones.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, my headphones are fucked. That
Speaker 2: was my first thought. And then I switched the audio
Speaker 2: input from the real tech to the fucking focus right,
Speaker 2: and it was perfectly fine. I was like, oh damn.
Speaker 2: So it's like tire sit and to be fair, I've
Speaker 2: had that for like ever, right, so now they're starting,
Speaker 2: so they're starting to go.
Speaker 4: I have to be in my computer because I still
Speaker 4: have the fucking piece of the headphone stuck in the jack.
Speaker 2: I just have you still have that? He said that
Speaker 2: anything about it.
Speaker 4: I just put I used the USB, like what Derek said,
Speaker 4: I just used the USB. The's funnel the headphone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I understand, but that was always a
Speaker 2: temporary solution.
Speaker 4: You has, I know, And I'm like, I have everything
Speaker 4: with my headphones on, so if I'm watching a video
Speaker 4: on my phone, I can't like make my better. I'm
Speaker 4: watch the video like my computer. I can't get up
Speaker 4: and make my better or anything.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I really can't understand. How literally Derek
Speaker 2: saw me do it, I like move it was like.
Speaker 1: It was comically. It was the timing was comical. It's
Speaker 1: like as soon as your your webcam turned on, you
Speaker 1: broke your ship and you're like, I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 4: I think is that it's a it's a forged in case.
Speaker 4: So I have to go send it back to by Power.
Speaker 4: They have to take the case off and then put
Speaker 4: a new one on there. And it's like, it's such
Speaker 4: a fucking waste of time. Yeah you up. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do it though, but let's do it.
Speaker 2: Kind of this next question here coming on his skin,
Speaker 2: the caaping will not yield rode In he's sending on
Speaker 2: his skin. I guess please talk about how much kay
Speaker 2: Lang sucks. So I didn't want to talk about this
Speaker 2: because there's been some so do you are you specific well,
Speaker 2: are you familiar with what's going on? No, there's like
Speaker 2: a lot of videos are you talking about, like go ahead, Well,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of videos that have I've seen a
Speaker 2: number of videos like on Twitter and like elsewhere of
Speaker 2: just Troy Baker talking about how much he hated Kaylag
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is old information exactly.
Speaker 2: Kyla is in Mass Effect three.
Speaker 1: He's like the only Asian, the only agent that's important
Speaker 1: Mass Effect three character.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like the Ninjas.
Speaker 4: He's uh, he's the the elusive Man's assassin. I know
Speaker 4: who he is, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's he is a shitty anime personified, like with the
Speaker 1: way that he behaves.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, take no, No, I mean there's just a
Speaker 2: lot of videos of like Baker, how much you hated him? Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: there's like a couple, it's like three separate things now
Speaker 2: of like there's like a kind of like a cameo
Speaker 2: looking thing. There's one of him and Nola North kind
Speaker 2: of doing like a watch Mojo watch party of like
Speaker 2: Worse Characters or whatever, and like that comes up or whatever,
Speaker 2: and then there's another just interview with him with somebody
Speaker 2: else and every video is him talking about basically apologizing
Speaker 2: for Kylak or being like, oh man, I'm so excited
Speaker 2: to be a part of Master Fact and then they
Speaker 2: give me this character and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 2: it was like as an actor, it was great, but
Speaker 2: as a fan it's just like, ah, it sucks. It
Speaker 2: was just hilarious because I remember playing Virigual last FAC
Speaker 2: three and I remember being like, I don't really like him,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't care that much about it.
Speaker 1: The way that I saw him was they made him
Speaker 1: really cheap and annoying so that the when you kill him,
Speaker 1: it feels good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was all I was thinking, because I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy objectively is just like he's he's not he
Speaker 1: doesn't really fit. He's kind of like the way that
Speaker 1: he even he reminds me was so. I watched Spawn
Speaker 1: every once while next to an I time was fun
Speaker 1: and Martin Sheen, I don't know if I mentioned.
Speaker 4: That he's so evil and he's so crazy.
Speaker 1: He talks like this, yeah, now we're again, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Martin Sheen's a phenomenal actor and then gets
Speaker 1: it gets in a Spawn like Apocaly's not like he's
Speaker 1: fucking great. And then he was like, now we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, and I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kylaine like has this like yeah, I'm gonna this and
Speaker 1: like the way that he talks, and I'm like, people
Speaker 1: don't talk like that, even when people are evil, they
Speaker 1: don't like they talk like normal. They like to me,
Speaker 1: it's for children, you villain Max right, Like this.
Speaker 4: Is a bad guy.
Speaker 1: So I guess somebody told maybe that was the direction
Speaker 1: that was fed because I'm like, oh, make sure you
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 2: Lean into it, like lean into it, don't don't, don't, don't.
Speaker 2: Don't give this guy. I don't understand I give this
Speaker 2: guy any subtlety or believability. Do it as if you're
Speaker 2: doing a Saturday Morning cardion, Do it as if you're
Speaker 2: a villain on like Lloyd and Space or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I missed all the discourse around.
Speaker 2: I missed anything. It wasn't that crazy. It was just
Speaker 2: it was I just thought it was weird that it
Speaker 2: was coming up so much on my feed. I wish
Speaker 2: I saw that. Yeah, but it's funny. He's just the
Speaker 2: whole time, he's just like, oh man.
Speaker 4: I always wonder about that though. The people that plays
Speaker 4: have to hate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you reluctantly like you want to be a part
Speaker 1: of a project, and you you got your well.
Speaker 4: Imagine imagine being given Micah and you're like if you
Speaker 4: are especially if you're like a really good person.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of the guy that played a Taiwan lanister,
Speaker 1: uh gave Thrones. Like he's such a gentleman that he
Speaker 1: always had to like go to Peter Dinklic and be
Speaker 1: like I'm so sorry, like you know, I'm so like
Speaker 1: now he played his father, right, yeah, and he always
Speaker 1: had to be like I'm so sorry, like because he's
Speaker 1: being such a massive dick to the same thing that
Speaker 1: got plays that place I don't know place to auto. Uh,
Speaker 1: how's it dragons?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, he's like a really nice, respectful dude, and
Speaker 4: it's like I gotta play.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting that it's very interesting. I guess apologizing
Speaker 1: is the interesting thing because everybody understands what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're.
Speaker 4: You're still you're still doing it still, you know. It's
Speaker 4: like it's like it's like Leo Leo and freaking what
Speaker 4: you're calling in Djengo, Like I know, I know that
Speaker 4: Leo was like he's probably not a bigger person Jimmy Fox,
Speaker 4: but this is hilariots. But like you're like, I'm still
Speaker 4: saying this, Like there are gonna be reporting for ever
Speaker 4: of me saying this fun ship with no context.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like people.
Speaker 4: Are gonna use people are gonna use my character to
Speaker 4: promote really fucked up ship, and I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like, well, yeah, there is kind of a degree of
Speaker 2: like you you are still doing it. You know. It's
Speaker 2: like the guy, it's like the Session one sauce freaking
Speaker 2: morty guy. Right, It's like even like there was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's just doing it ironic, and he's like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: you're doing you're doing it, yeah, like you can't like
Speaker 2: she caught like Jared Vogel, I did it ironically, Like
Speaker 2: I wansh.
Speaker 4: She caught a bullet like in this kid like that
Speaker 4: guy is such a Imagine working there, Imagine how busy
Speaker 4: that shit is, and that fucking absolute spasitroid comes in
Speaker 4: and does.
Speaker 1: That the same guy, Oh, the same guy, same guy.
Speaker 4: Like this, I would have no, they probably really need
Speaker 4: their job for recon on McDonald's look, I would have
Speaker 4: hired someone to come and get him.
Speaker 2: I like, yo, guys, come get right now. But there
Speaker 2: were so many ir like irredeemably annoying people with the
Speaker 2: crabby patty stuff. I don't know if that's still going on.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: I want to pass by the Wendy's. I think it's
Speaker 1: still had the promotion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to do fire up those girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah those red up those friars.
Speaker 4: I want to walk in the way he walks in
Speaker 4: is such so burned into my brain because he just
Speaker 4: walked in with his hands out and I'm like, we're closed.
Speaker 2: Read up those friars. He talks like like a like
Speaker 2: an excited almost like nineteen fifties advertisement. That's what guess,
Speaker 2: like a like a radio guy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He's so excited if I can find the.
Speaker 4: Honestly, if I can find this classic play on that one,
Speaker 4: it doesn't like it doesn't let I wanted to go
Speaker 4: so bad, but I was also like, I don't want Wendy's.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, that's kind of the thing that I did.
Speaker 2: Check out the Adams Family thing. It was like it
Speaker 2: was like a purple It's like a purple bun whopper
Speaker 2: with like uh like com Yeah, calm. Yeah, what's Gomeza?
Speaker 2: What are their names? I don't know, Andrew, Andrew, Adams
Speaker 2: and Adams. Is it the same universe? I think. I
Speaker 2: think it's Gwunt Gunt, it's Gwunt Adams, it's Amy Adams.
Speaker 4: It's a pictures a porn star.
Speaker 2: But no, that's just an actress. Oh yeah, I know
Speaker 2: who that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's lowest. I'm sucking steel, I'm sure. Yeah she
Speaker 1: got Amy Adams.
Speaker 2: That's fine, the same actresses. Yeah, you're the same feelings. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it came with like I think fucking Gomez truro
Speaker 2: Fries or something. Oh, it's true, they're pretty good. Actually
Speaker 2: it's not bad. He's true, it's not bad. A little
Speaker 2: bit of more chopped on the side.
Speaker 4: He is Mexican, is putting guess I'm not bringing that up.
Speaker 4: One time when I was younger, people were like, no,
Speaker 4: he's not and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like his name is it is wild though, Like I
Speaker 2: remember having that same conversation with people. They were like,
Speaker 2: he's not Hispanic, and like Gomez, that's his stupid.
Speaker 4: That's his first name. That's not his last name.
Speaker 2: Is his first name? Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought like it.
Speaker 2: Was in the show. But I thought it was like
Speaker 2: he had Adams. I thought it was like his last name,
Speaker 2: and then he married. He was so obsessed with the
Speaker 2: woman that like he just took his last name and
Speaker 2: put it first because who he was before it didn't matter.
Speaker 4: That might be true.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I know, I really just built up
Speaker 2: a lot of that lord in my head for no
Speaker 2: family at all.
Speaker 4: He loves his wife so much. She's kind of fine,
Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, but like still like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see that show? Was it was? It?
Speaker 2: Was it Wednesday? Where like it's Louise what's his name?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know, yeah? Is it Louis Guzman? No,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 4: I think that's his name.
Speaker 2: Is it Louis Guzman? For h what is he for? Gomez?
Speaker 2: In the in in the Adam in Wednesday? The Adams
Speaker 2: family is is Louise Gozman Guzman? Is that him? I
Speaker 2: think I haven't seen.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen It's look it up?
Speaker 2: I I that guy. I'm sorry, I can't. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'm being racist or not, because because with
Speaker 2: all due respect, I just saw, Hey, let's look, I
Speaker 2: saw an ugly Mexican man, and I thought Louise Guzman
Speaker 2: is what do you mean racist?
Speaker 1: That just I think he's objectively an ugly man.
Speaker 2: No, but he's like the only like he's the only.
Speaker 4: I don't rather describe one of them.
Speaker 2: He's he's like the ugliest Mexican man I've ever seen,
Speaker 2: respect the ugliest famous Mexican man.
Speaker 4: Max is gonna get widified, like quite like the other
Speaker 4: some of the other ones.
Speaker 1: Many he has, uh, he has the.
Speaker 2: Jeans. He's absolutely neanders, Like come on, dude, like that
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 4: There's something about him that like he's so not looking
Speaker 4: that he's almost handsome in the other direction, you.
Speaker 2: Know, that's like ugly. That's like what is it that
Speaker 2: they call it? Like ugly hot or something.
Speaker 4: It's almost sometimes but then you see this and you're
Speaker 4: like like a lion almost.
Speaker 2: You know, he looks normal, he looks he looks adorable there,
Speaker 2: like it looks like like a pug almost, and like
Speaker 2: that that's likely. Would you kiss him? I wouldn't, but
Speaker 2: like I would hug him and be like, ah, you know,
Speaker 2: like he looks like he looks like it like an uncle.
Speaker 2: That would be like nice, you're a racist homophobe? Okay, okay, sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: Icans on race, but you want to kissed this beautiful
Speaker 2: Mexican man.
Speaker 4: Mexicans aren't a race. Don't give don't give them that.
Speaker 4: Don't give them that They're not a race. Don't ever
Speaker 4: give them.
Speaker 1: But damn bro, I mean fine, it's so next question
Speaker 1: Mexicans is like, what race are you in?
Speaker 4: Is like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I've been to ugly Mexicans. Why I
Speaker 1: read the next question? That is crazy?
Speaker 2: Michael Basketball Jordan's Basketball. Peterson wrote in Nice says, Hey, y'all,
Speaker 2: what's your most obvious instance of in media of a
Speaker 2: drop in quality following I really fuck my thoat up coffee?
Speaker 2: Drop in media, a drop off in quality following an
Speaker 2: individual's departure from the production team, whether it be a writer, developer, producer,
Speaker 2: or a musician leaving the band. Mine was when drummer
Speaker 2: of Avenge Sevenfold. When the drummer of Eveng seven Fold
Speaker 2: passed away, they put on an album every other year
Speaker 2: from twenty to twenty ten, but since his death in
Speaker 2: twenty ten, they have only written three albums, including an
Speaker 2: album worse than their Shitty Try Hard Hardcore Metal uh
Speaker 2: metal Core debut album. Un Surprisingly, when I looked at
Speaker 2: their credits. He was credited as the main writer for
Speaker 2: a lot of their catalog. So I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to sow I I I agree. First
Speaker 1: of all, he talked about try hard and stuff like
Speaker 1: they were very much o C hardcore punk.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: The first start off, Yeah, they're from o C. They're
Speaker 1: from They're from They're from the I think the Huntington
Speaker 1: Beach area, if I'm if I remember correctly, and uh,
Speaker 1: they that was kind of how it was before and
Speaker 1: then it kind of just you know, evolved in the
Speaker 1: metal core it's an okay album. Uh you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's I wouldn't call it tryhard at all, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's from the area. Like it's just one of the
Speaker 1: things that if you grew up in the area, you
Speaker 1: to understand the vibe of the music. Not for everyone though,
Speaker 1: and after the music after say Rev died, I don't
Speaker 1: so like Rev did write a lot of the riffs,
Speaker 1: like say, a song that a lot of people like
Speaker 1: it's called almost easy from their uh their from their
Speaker 1: critical acclaim album or whatever the fuck, and that was
Speaker 1: there showed him like writing, you know, so that's why
Speaker 1: a lot of times you can tell when the drummer
Speaker 1: rights a lot of stuff because the drum fills and
Speaker 1: a lot of things and grooves will fit the riffs
Speaker 1: because they just it's all written in his head. So
Speaker 1: then you can tell a noticeable difference when things are
Speaker 1: written afterwards. But there was a time where I wasn't
Speaker 1: really listening to them because the albums were just like okay,
Speaker 1: But they had the guy is this guy Brooks who's
Speaker 1: from He was in Bad Religion. Brooks joined Bad Religion.
Speaker 1: They did like a warped tour together them e Ben Sevenfold.
Speaker 1: Then Brooks joined Avin Sevenfold and their album The Stage
Speaker 1: just came out in twenty sixteen, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: so phenomenal album and the drummings great. It's a great album.
Speaker 1: So it's one of those things where there was these
Speaker 1: in betweens that a lot of people kind of liked
Speaker 1: their but the drumming was very basic because I think
Speaker 1: they had somebody else just writing whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't really listen that means that much.
Speaker 1: But twenty sixteen that came back, Brooks came back or
Speaker 1: came in and wrote with that album, I think they're
Speaker 1: in a great position except for this weird album that
Speaker 1: they just dropped last year.
Speaker 4: I think it's so strange artists making music for that long.
Speaker 4: You know, it's just weird to me. Like, if you
Speaker 4: can do it, you can do it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing that because obviously like a number
Speaker 4: one Nas, Nas went from like he had obviously illmatic,
Speaker 4: still madic good albums. As was written was a pretty
Speaker 4: good album. But then you know, he took a long break.
Speaker 4: He made album with Kanye. Kanye completely fucked him over,
Speaker 4: made him have his worst album by far, and then
Speaker 4: like he took a break off and in twenty twenty
Speaker 4: to twenty twenty three released three of the best hip
Speaker 4: hop albums like ever. So it's like, if you got it,
Speaker 4: you got it.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about, Uncle Adams? No? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes he is. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4: You know, he don't know what he doesn't know what
Speaker 4: he means.
Speaker 2: It was fucking crazy, I mean, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So it depends what you have, you know.
Speaker 2: But like.
Speaker 4: If I could think of something that dropped in qualities, something.
Speaker 2: I can think of something immediately where it's like when
Speaker 2: Dan Harmon left Community, it was night and day, dude,
Speaker 2: it was unbelievable. Yeah, how yeah season four like he
Speaker 2: was he was all through season one through three and
Speaker 2: then five and six, and because they hired him back
Speaker 2: because it was that catastrop You know how bad the
Speaker 2: show has to be for you to be like we
Speaker 2: fired you, but like you gotta that's likely. It's literally
Speaker 2: happening with Disney with James Gunn where they were like
Speaker 2: get where they fired James gun over those tweets from
Speaker 2: two Yeah, and they were like, we need.
Speaker 1: You back, please help, please help us.
Speaker 2: So we modeled it ever since you've been here, We've
Speaker 2: modeled everything after how you do things, and now that
Speaker 2: you're not here, we don't know how to do anything.
Speaker 4: It's insane, which isn't so fucking stupid on their part,
Speaker 4: but like really stupid. Yeah, it's like just they the
Speaker 4: tweet fired him. He mentioned how he even shot on himself.
Speaker 4: He was like, I was really dumb. It was dumb
Speaker 4: that I made these jokes. They were like, we gotta
Speaker 4: get rid of you. And it's like, well, you know, no,
Speaker 4: you keep people like that as examples. You need them
Speaker 4: around to be like oh it was really stupid.
Speaker 2: That was like one of the few things Like I
Speaker 2: was back, I remember Cancel Culture being like a big
Speaker 2: talking boy, and that was one of those things. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck, that's insane?
Speaker 1: That Yeah, that was just like shut up, like if
Speaker 1: you screw up. Through everybody's tweets around that time, there
Speaker 1: are so many tweets that were also just just saying
Speaker 1: stupid bullshit trying to make people laugh. So it was
Speaker 1: like I understand that they were. I understand, like they're
Speaker 1: fucking inappropriate joke, sure, but also calm down, Yeah he's
Speaker 1: not like I don't think it was one of those
Speaker 1: projection things when this guy. Yeah, I was like I
Speaker 1: didn't get that vibe at all.
Speaker 4: Also, he denounced them. That's he himself was like these.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't even had to should have been obvious, Like dude,
Speaker 2: his fucking ten years. Like to me, I know what.
Speaker 4: You mean, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You gotta Especially the fact that he denounced it, it's
Speaker 2: just like why especially why do you care?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like obviously I have an interesting example about
Speaker 1: like people departing, because this is like this is the weird,
Speaker 1: this is so interesting. So there's two of my favorite
Speaker 1: bands born of Asiris. There's a guitarist, Jason Richardson. When
Speaker 1: he left that band, I don't like their music anymore
Speaker 1: because that guy was a fucking genius with like writing
Speaker 1: riffs and he fit perfectly in that band. Then he
Speaker 1: actually didn't improve Another band that he joined for a
Speaker 1: little while called Chelsea Grinn.
Speaker 2: They left, but.
Speaker 1: Then he joined All That Remains and he actually in
Speaker 1: my opinion, maybe people disagree with me, but I feel
Speaker 1: like they just released two or three new songs because
Speaker 1: they're hinting towards a new album. I hate the songs.
Speaker 1: He's too good to be in that band. They're a
Speaker 1: very grounded metalcore band, and his riffs are way too
Speaker 1: intricate and they sound stupid in that band.
Speaker 2: The guitarist Allie who he died a few years ago.
Speaker 1: Ollie was the guy that wrote all that music, and
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, you heard the stuff on
Speaker 1: Guitar Hero Gatariro three fucking six. All That Remains like
Speaker 1: that fucking album that like blew them out. That guy
Speaker 1: wrote brilliant riffs, very easy, digestible, catchy riffs, and this guy,
Speaker 1: Jason's going look and it just sounds like fucking I
Speaker 1: don't know, chickens getting slaughtered to me, like it's just
Speaker 1: like it's all over the place, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, can you guys name an artist that is too
Speaker 4: good for the band?
Speaker 1: They were a part of that one. I just, uh,
Speaker 1: definitely that this one.
Speaker 4: Is really famous twelve They were all good rappers, though
Speaker 4: not to give them not they.
Speaker 1: Were all all but there, come on, let's be real.
Speaker 1: They were hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: You know there's somebody in that group that is not good.
Speaker 1: Who is missing?
Speaker 4: Am I missing somebody?
Speaker 2: No? Bizarre was bizarre?
Speaker 4: That bad a thing to him? When I was waiting
Speaker 4: too young to understand, like this is really bad ap.
Speaker 2: Me, Bizarre was like you ever? You ever? I don't
Speaker 2: want to be that mean. He's just respect.
Speaker 4: That's respect for the upgrade.
Speaker 1: It from what I was gonna say. He was kind
Speaker 1: of it felt more like make a wish to me,
Speaker 1: like it felt like they were like it felt like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something way worse than that, but.
Speaker 2: Like so much worse than No. No, it was rapper.
Speaker 2: It was the same. It's obviously I cleaned it up
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Actually, easy was way better than everyone else. He was
Speaker 4: around and freaking what you call it easy, it was
Speaker 4: to me, he got he just got lucky that around
Speaker 4: the time, being kind of shitty was still kind of acceptable,
Speaker 4: and person being a shitty rapper, being a.
Speaker 1: Shitty rapper was still somewhat acceptable in some instances around
Speaker 1: that the early nineties, around the.
Speaker 2: Early nineties, that bad he was well, he started.
Speaker 1: Off being fucking like like a horror show, and but
Speaker 1: he picked it up pretty quickly. And then obviously because
Speaker 1: like I enjoyed because was just, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: blinking on that song, the first song Lady ever dropped.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Uh the Simpsons team, Yeah, he was
Speaker 2: like sins and the Simpsons. I got aids.
Speaker 4: No, it's just it's gonna die soon.
Speaker 2: No, he just died. Well, I got aids. And that's
Speaker 2: that's like that Queen song where like he died in
Speaker 2: the middle of it and Brian May had to finish it.
Speaker 2: That's real.
Speaker 1: Wait while he was recording.
Speaker 2: No, well, I mean he died like while they were
Speaker 2: while they were recording, that's what I was saying. So
Speaker 2: you're like, that's like I was like, wait, no, wait,
Speaker 2: you know it's a Queen song that starts off with Reddy,
Speaker 2: it ends with Brian, maybe because he died before they
Speaker 2: could finish.
Speaker 1: Mama y gus, how'd be shick if that's how he
Speaker 1: should I did see some of his older stuff and
Speaker 1: it made me feel bad, like, uh, his newest stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess latestuff I should say before he died or
Speaker 1: he was so visibly ill. Yeah, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I hate looking at this.
Speaker 4: Live aid he was. I think he literally gave a
Speaker 4: lot of his life to that performance. I think he
Speaker 4: was like, I'm on my way out, you know, let's
Speaker 4: just have fun, like one more time. It's like go
Speaker 4: go gole and super saiying three and running out his clock.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go for it. I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: I think Devin Townsend was far too good for his
Speaker 2: Trapping Young Lad for sure. Yeah. I'm saying, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: he listening to Trapping Young Lad and it's like it's fine,
Speaker 2: but that guy is crazy.
Speaker 4: What was he?
Speaker 2: What was the bsion led he was? I think he
Speaker 2: wasn't the drummer. I don't even know you can drum too,
Speaker 2: he could do that. Dude's crazy. I really don't understand
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 1: What do you think of his new album? What do
Speaker 1: you think of his new album?
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it yet. That's a power nerd. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it yet. I've seen it. Like I
Speaker 2: usually like try to make time for that kind of
Speaker 2: thing because it's he always puts that weird stuff and
Speaker 2: I never know how it's gonna hit me. But uh,
Speaker 2: it is definitely of those. It's a weird one all
Speaker 2: over the path or whatever.
Speaker 4: Whereas Earl and Frank ocean in in Odd Future.
Speaker 2: From my name is Earl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what was the fat guy in that show?
Speaker 4: You know he got joined bro? He looks like a
Speaker 4: he looks like a monster.
Speaker 2: Now I love that. I love that for him.
Speaker 1: Who is the remember the Titans fat ass guy that
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name?
Speaker 2: My name is Earl.
Speaker 1: Softly Ethan Supply. He was really overweighted, the guy fat
Speaker 1: ass in American History X. My eyes are seeing the
Speaker 1: Glorio is that guy? So he's a yoke Now he's
Speaker 1: fucking He's say.
Speaker 2: Listen, you got me. I've never seen My name is Earl, oh.
Speaker 1: I just know that Jason Lee, right, Jason Lee is
Speaker 1: the main character. And then I mean you know Jason Lee.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4: He like he went from being like really really overweight
Speaker 4: to like got like a prop he had like a condition.
Speaker 4: Something happened, of course, and then he was just like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna work out, and he didn't just work out.
Speaker 4: He worked out like Dwayne Johnson works out. And now
Speaker 4: he looks like a weapon of mass instruction. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a he's so jack. It's like he also had the
Speaker 4: genetics to be that Jack as well. He's just a
Speaker 4: big guy to begin with.
Speaker 2: Big guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was just like a good frame to
Speaker 1: carry it. But y'all he refuses to he doesn't need it.
Speaker 1: But he refuses to get the skin surgery either. So
Speaker 1: he has a little loose skin, but it's not like
Speaker 1: that bad since he has so much muscle on him.
Speaker 1: He looks insane. So it's yeah, I was like, fuck
Speaker 1: good for him. He started a podcast talking about like
Speaker 1: nutrition and health and.
Speaker 4: Ship he's in the shape. That's like, I'm a little.
Speaker 1: Sad because I kind of wanted him to always be
Speaker 1: that like fat nerd and everything.
Speaker 4: He's still funny, he's still he's still a funny, nerdy guy.
Speaker 4: But he's good. But he just can't play those roles
Speaker 4: he was in.
Speaker 2: He was in a butterfly effect with with a Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why can't you? Could you not be a jack nerd?
Speaker 4: I guess it's just it, just it. You can travel
Speaker 4: can be a jack nerd, but he never plays a
Speaker 4: nerd though that he never played.
Speaker 2: He needs to play a nerd. I want him to play.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm playing about right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so, he's so funny. Did you see when
Speaker 1: he was like fucking that PC when he was building it?
Speaker 1: Essentially it was so it was a little too sensual.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was actually like I was like,
Speaker 1: am I gay? What's happening right now?
Speaker 4: Because he's like.
Speaker 1: He's like really taking care of him, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: women are probably gushing right now watching this, like oh
Speaker 1: imagine if you would like take care of me like that,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, what about me?
Speaker 2: About me? The bitch turn to him?
Speaker 1: He seems like a really really probably the only celebrity,
Speaker 1: like I want to meetle celebrities, but is the only
Speaker 1: celebrity I want to hang out with. He's probably the
Speaker 1: only one that I want to hang out with with him,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to hang out with the Keith David.
Speaker 1: I just want to say hi to him because I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to talk to you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I want to just like talk to him,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to spend enough time with him
Speaker 1: because at a certain point and be like you're really
Speaker 1: fucking weird, you know, And I'm like, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: been exposed. And then at that point I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: like let it all the weirdness out, like let me
Speaker 1: taste your dick.
Speaker 2: Ors that is, let me taste your dick, Keithy.
Speaker 1: I didn't even mean it, but it's like it's like
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's always like like Tourett's.
Speaker 2: At this point, they just got holded in.
Speaker 1: I gotta say some weird ship.
Speaker 4: It's like when people were like making fun of about
Speaker 4: Hi choosing the wall stuff. He was like, if you
Speaker 4: don't like what I'm doing on Hasman, don't watch it,
Speaker 4: like suck my dick.
Speaker 2: I don't suck my fucking silver throated dick.
Speaker 4: You fucking rack Fast. I'll kill your dog in this sleep.
Speaker 2: Immortal Gordo road. And he says, hello, trash Cans. I
Speaker 2: also grew up in Ulster County First of all, I
Speaker 2: never grew up in Ulster. Yeah close though, Yeah we knew.
Speaker 2: I knew, I heard about it. It was like it
Speaker 2: was like the the it was like the was it
Speaker 2: that the place in the Lion King? Is that Ultra County?
Speaker 2: I have never really been there. How do your counties work, man,
Speaker 2: I don't understand the county.
Speaker 4: This counties work over here pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, But we have like proper cities and then you
Speaker 1: guys have but then like you.
Speaker 4: Have all these cities and towns.
Speaker 1: But like, but like a town isn't an actual city,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: We have towns like I'm I'm We're from the town
Speaker 4: of Fishco right next to the town.
Speaker 2: Of What city do you live in? Did you live in?
Speaker 4: We lived in a town, not a city. No.
Speaker 2: Towns and cities are not.
Speaker 1: No, but you have to like with your area code,
Speaker 1: you have an official city that.
Speaker 2: You live in.
Speaker 4: No, we have a town we live in.
Speaker 1: See, That's what I'm talking about. Like when I talk
Speaker 1: about towns, like Hollywood is a town, but it's in
Speaker 1: the city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: I think that might be true within cities. It's like
Speaker 4: a major city that is different.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Straight up towns. They were towns.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a city around, but like the big guys
Speaker 1: had your own area code. Yeah, we did that, So
Speaker 1: it's a small city.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have a mirror?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we had a town mayor.
Speaker 1: Well, then you got that's a city. I think it's
Speaker 1: just small enough to consider the town. But that is
Speaker 1: what a city is.
Speaker 4: A city. That might you might, you might be very right,
Speaker 4: but we live it was called the town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they understand the forms. They would call it a city.
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, because like a town is this, there
Speaker 1: was a city. A town is a is a term.
Speaker 1: It's not an official like like I think I'm from
Speaker 1: a small town, but then it's like I'm from the
Speaker 1: small town of some stupid funks.
Speaker 2: So that people would say this. You would say, like
Speaker 2: Fisial is not a city, but you would say the
Speaker 2: city official. If that makes sense.
Speaker 4: I I think you're right, But I also remember seeing
Speaker 4: it set on Docum.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Dude, I don't care you're gay, whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever, it doesn't I mean, it doesn't matter. I just
Speaker 1: I have a hard time trying to figure out other
Speaker 1: places that aren't like.
Speaker 4: Living living in major cities is a completion experience, sure,
Speaker 4: Like not being in cities is way different than like, yeah,
Speaker 4: because we lived in a we lived in like justly
Speaker 4: like the last vestages of a suburb.
Speaker 1: Look, there's I was in like Nebraska or South North
Speaker 1: got I was in one of those fuck states, right,
Speaker 1: and there was a they had a they had a
Speaker 1: city called Jefferson that had like six hundred people in it.
Speaker 1: But it's a fucking town, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But it is a supid takeover. You can take over
Speaker 1: that city.
Speaker 4: That's just that's like a few of us, those immigrants.
Speaker 2: Is this place real?
Speaker 1: It is at the time, what are we doing now?
Speaker 1: There might be well, let's take it like this was.
Speaker 1: This was two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2: They might have.
Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred people.
Speaker 4: Now that's whatever, all those immigrants and all those immigrants, right,
Speaker 4: and they went there and they're fucking now it's a
Speaker 4: bunch of Haiti's and man and a bunch of Venezuelan's
Speaker 4: taken over buildings.
Speaker 1: So we're already too late, dude, though you should have
Speaker 1: we should have jumped then they I know they got
Speaker 1: it now. It's literally there's a barber shop in every corner.
Speaker 1: There's a fucking there's like uh.
Speaker 4: For the Caribbean food.
Speaker 1: Everybody's dancing the streets all fucking fucking seething, the regular Jeffersonians,
Speaker 1: not what mard. And then now they're gonna like look
Speaker 1: to you know, Aaron Lewis have stained where he's like
Speaker 1: a the only one now Gramma Race is gun.
Speaker 2: You're I Almos did a video on it, but it
Speaker 2: was just so stupid. But anyway, he says, I also
Speaker 2: grew up in Alter County, Woodstock specifically.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not that's pretty far. It's like three hours.
Speaker 4: I've been to Woodstock area sucks, dick, terrible sucks.
Speaker 2: Like it's so funny growing up hearing about Woodstock and
Speaker 2: then you go to it and it's just like this
Speaker 2: place I know it wasn't I don't even know where
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 4: It was like it happened like really close to can
Speaker 4: if I'm not mistaken that happened like wow.
Speaker 2: Well Woodstock was supposed to happen in Woodstock, and then
Speaker 2: I think the town of Woodstock was like, you can't
Speaker 2: do that here. But they already called it in Woodstock,
Speaker 2: so that they like, I think it happened in like
Speaker 2: some other towns, no idea. I think we only know
Speaker 2: this because we grew up around.
Speaker 4: I went to a comedy show in Woodstock, like a
Speaker 4: comedy event.
Speaker 2: I bet that was hilarious, right, you know, spoke famous
Speaker 2: comedians from Woodstock, a lot of cool people.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this guy, he's a black dude
Speaker 4: that's on a podcast. Now he did a shot here.
Speaker 4: One second, I'm getting there, I'm getting there. Weight wait,
Speaker 4: he's he was a part of all that digit I
Speaker 4: forgot his name, but I smoked weed with him. Actually
Speaker 4: was really funny. Crazy.
Speaker 2: So many people Bruce Brucetrise O'Neil kidding, name every nigga
Speaker 2: and I don't know their name, but I might guess.
Speaker 1: It right eventually start saying niggas with podcasts.
Speaker 4: But I was there with I was happy went there.
Speaker 4: It was like really fucking weird. It was like a
Speaker 4: lot of like it was just a bunch of like
Speaker 4: clearly white people that have never left their town and
Speaker 4: that it's me and a black we the only niggas here, right,
Speaker 4: And I was he was like he was like don't
Speaker 4: do it, don't move too fast, don't move don't they're
Speaker 4: definitely watching us. That's what it's smoking weed in the corner.
Speaker 4: It was me and like our friend Elliott. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, this is weird. I don't like this.
Speaker 4: I just saw I don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: Here's a here's a fun little question from the platonic
Speaker 2: form of homosexuality hot friendship. Yeah, that's crazy. If you could,
Speaker 2: if you can invite any fictional character into the show
Speaker 2: as a guest, who would it be to keep things interesting?
Speaker 2: Not only is that particular character made or real to
Speaker 2: appear on the show, so too is the corresponding fictional metaphysics,
Speaker 2: characters and lore of their native universe. That's crazy. So
Speaker 2: you're just basically by accepting them onto the show, you're
Speaker 2: basically welcoming them, like you're chalk zoning them and their
Speaker 2: entire world building.
Speaker 4: I was going, but I was like, no, you gotta
Speaker 4: do something simple.
Speaker 2: Vampires. I feel like you got to pick something simple
Speaker 2: that you feel like there could be mean on Arthur.
Speaker 2: I get that would alter history. I guess slightly right,
Speaker 2: let's let it.
Speaker 7: What do you mean, how how would how would it,
Speaker 7: but that that that's that's probably like now like this
Speaker 7: town that existed.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, but your gamu's gonna be a little different.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like uh remo lebie.
Speaker 2: I think I would pick something like a shepherd. How
Speaker 2: boring would that be? Would be a person, he'd be
Speaker 2: just there be no one controlling, right, He's a grade
Speaker 2: dead born with somehow a lot of accolades.
Speaker 1: Dude, do we kill Keith David if we were one
Speaker 1: of his characters on because then he just disappears and
Speaker 1: now he's this.
Speaker 2: He would want to know that's that's so bad? And
Speaker 2: is he aware?
Speaker 1: Is you' like what happened to me?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm becoming Amanda.
Speaker 1: This is terrible.
Speaker 2: This is the safest thing that I think could yield
Speaker 2: the best results, the one that would interrupt the world
Speaker 2: the least, although still significantly. But you I feel like
Speaker 2: you could have a good conversation. I want to know
Speaker 2: the politics, like the real political philosophies of doctor Neo
Speaker 2: Cortex from the Crash Bandico.
Speaker 4: Games Chris, that would so wildly destroy the way Australia
Speaker 4: would not be able to have people.
Speaker 2: It doesn't take place, It didn't take place on Australia.
Speaker 2: It takes place on like some random isolated island. So
Speaker 2: that island exists now, but it's like already isolated.
Speaker 4: Do you think that cortex is like it has to be.
Speaker 4: There's points in time like has the crash things already happened?
Speaker 4: Because if it has, then there are definitely crashed Like muff,
Speaker 4: We're gonna walk outside and somebody's gonna twirl past us.
Speaker 4: Do are gonna be addictimus shit? Because I'm gonna give
Speaker 4: people life back. If your fucking dad dies, they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I just feed him a bunch of womp or fruit
Speaker 4: and he'll re he'll re erect. Yeah, I mean people
Speaker 4: will take and then blow up news and they'll be fine.
Speaker 2: But only cortex.
Speaker 1: Notice about this, Yeah, like nobody nobody knows where the
Speaker 1: island is yet.
Speaker 4: No, but by that but like put no way that
Speaker 4: kind of engine break through, that's a that is an
Speaker 4: insane breakthrough.
Speaker 2: You're about to say, garyl de Rivia unleash. That's a
Speaker 2: supernatural playing.
Speaker 4: And that is.
Speaker 2: Why I immediately walked it back.
Speaker 4: I would love to talk to girl about how how
Speaker 4: cool it is the murder monsters about is it fun.
Speaker 1: Would you would you try to go through the You're
Speaker 1: absolutely that, You're like, how cool it would be in there?
Speaker 4: Ie when I was, when I was maybe a child,
Speaker 4: I would have died definitely, but like had more of
Speaker 4: a chance. I don't know any strong enough children that
Speaker 4: could have been like, I'm just gonna endure torture and
Speaker 4: killing mons is a little boy.
Speaker 1: Look, I would Look, We'll get doctor Cortex on right,
Speaker 1: and I want to ask him. Ask him the question,
Speaker 1: be like doctor Cortex, I know it's just kind of rhetorical,
Speaker 1: but I just want you to explain why you chose
Speaker 1: to have the hard R on your forehead.
Speaker 4: What if he's like, my name, my name is actually.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say how ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I just want to know why you represented that like
Speaker 1: on your You don't have to.
Speaker 2: I'm curious. I'm not curious.
Speaker 1: I'm not curious of what it means. I'm curious of
Speaker 1: why you put the hard.
Speaker 4: Art totally might get physical because of how upset he gets.
Speaker 4: Maybe he gets so really upset that he might.
Speaker 1: Physical, not why I put the in on my forehead,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like but he's also like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know it is isn't he.
Speaker 2: Like he's like three ft tall, right, he's three ft tall,
Speaker 2: but his projection his world, that's true.
Speaker 4: Crash would be if you put Crash in the UFC,
Speaker 4: he would kill anyone there.
Speaker 2: Like actually, he beat the fun out of broad Leg.
Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't think a regular person could muster.
Speaker 2: Off the damage to Really, when you think about the size,
Speaker 2: like actually, when do you think about the size of
Speaker 2: a bandicoot and the fact that he spins were enough
Speaker 2: forced to shatter wooden boxes right with e C is
Speaker 2: bigger than those are he at least like he's five
Speaker 2: feet tall. I don't know how tall he is. I
Speaker 2: think he's like four feet tall. Let's see thirteen thirteen
Speaker 2: feet thirty stories tall. That just the tornades he's just doing.
Speaker 4: He's thirteen stories tall, and and that perception stories and
Speaker 4: that world and that world.
Speaker 2: Crunchun huge.
Speaker 4: His name, Crunch, Crunch, that means crunch massive fruit, that
Speaker 4: means the fucking the boulder that chases him sometimes the
Speaker 4: size of the.
Speaker 2: Means Cortex is massive. Also, Cortex is no slouch either.
Speaker 2: Trying to talk sweet, he would have beat them ate
Speaker 2: one of us.
Speaker 1: Dingo dial is fucked I love that idea of that
Speaker 1: would be a cool See, that would be brilliant to me,
Speaker 1: just like if you created that ship, like what if
Speaker 1: like some naughty dog people were like, yeah, actually we didn't.
Speaker 2: We forgot to tell you that, so we forgot to
Speaker 2: tell you the story is tall five feet tall exact
Speaker 2: sounds about right? Okay, that sounds right? Yeah, So do
Speaker 2: you think that his feet's and his accolades think of
Speaker 2: how many boxes fell on him and he's unconscious, right,
Speaker 2: he's he's hurt, but he gets right back up into
Speaker 2: the fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those are like shipping crate boxes like to the bag.
Speaker 2: Those boxes are coming through the Panama Canal right as
Speaker 2: we speak, right, and are like built to withstand all
Speaker 2: sorts of hazards. And this dude spins once he can
Speaker 2: body slam through slightly reinfact.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. Damn his roundhouse kick would put
Speaker 4: someone in the floor. Would he be able to?
Speaker 1: To me, it's always comes back to Michael Michael Phelps
Speaker 1: because when everybody's so worried about like cheating, but like
Speaker 1: he's he's he's such a freak. Can you in good?
Speaker 1: Was this kind of shouldn't should this have happened. Should
Speaker 1: Michael Pilps have been able to do this when he's
Speaker 1: just way too It's almost like the when the well,
Speaker 1: the Chinese fucked up, right, they build min Yao.
Speaker 2: They built him. They they've been built.
Speaker 1: They engineered people to fuck to make sure and they
Speaker 1: probably put stuff inder to make him seven foot six
Speaker 1: five you some five no, no, because of I think
Speaker 1: all the genetic medaling they did that he was too
Speaker 1: injury prone, so he was really dominant, but he was
Speaker 1: he was only played for a handful of years because
Speaker 1: he just couldn't.
Speaker 2: He was just too fucked up.
Speaker 4: He looked like the the the offspring from what you
Speaker 4: call it from uh the.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh actually but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that that is a basketball.
Speaker 1: I'm Tim and I love I was Tim Walson. I'm
Speaker 1: Tim walls I'm.
Speaker 2: Actually don't know how to impersonate Tim wall I don't
Speaker 2: know how to who is that? I'm like, we need
Speaker 2: we need more time around him. Really, get do you think?
Speaker 2: Do you think honestly if I couldn't personate my pants though,
Speaker 2: either to be honest with him, because he was just
Speaker 2: like he's crazy that he saved the world.
Speaker 4: No, no, like he kind of kind of owe him
Speaker 4: all the same time, he was like, I'm not he.
Speaker 2: Didn't certify the vote. That yeah, the fake vote.
Speaker 1: I'm not certifiing your fake elector votes, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: What makes it insane?
Speaker 2: What makes you want is, Mike, you're too honest. Crazy
Speaker 2: thing to say to somebody. The fact that he said that,
Speaker 2: it's why, Yeah, that's one of those things.
Speaker 4: It's like, listen, what makes it insane is that all
Speaker 4: that happened, and it's hold the bast His cabinet's like
Speaker 4: this nigga's crazy.
Speaker 2: Like that is like, this dude's crazy.
Speaker 1: They actually the N word too, They actually this niggas.
Speaker 4: Mice Pan was like, I know I'm gonna offend some people.
Speaker 4: I'm real sorry, I'll send money to like Hall Howard
Speaker 4: or whatever. This niggas insane. He bucks off, then he
Speaker 4: funks off. He flies off with his fourth light lead,
Speaker 4: shoots a gay man in the fucking miss leaves.
Speaker 2: Like ludag jury.
Speaker 4: Then the crowd yes, boot Jedge, you're next, but look
Speaker 4: he's like, look, I don't like gay people. Yes, I
Speaker 4: am Emperor Palpatine, However, I care about this country. And
Speaker 4: then shocks Bootera Jege and shock, this is is a butt.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 4: I love that his name is booty uh sludge but.
Speaker 2: Literally the word and it is like that's that love.
Speaker 4: That is a joke that was written by Do you
Speaker 4: think that he wouldn't have been gay if that wasn't
Speaker 4: his last name? I don't know. He's like a nice
Speaker 4: guy though.
Speaker 2: I like him. I didn't like him early, like like
Speaker 2: when he was in the I remember not liking him
Speaker 2: in the debates when I saw him, But he seems
Speaker 2: like normal now, like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think now that he's not running for presidency, he's
Speaker 1: just human. Yeah, he's just being very normal. I saw
Speaker 1: one of those like jubilee type things. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: did that and he had a good Ultimately he's good.
Speaker 4: I like him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's ultimately a politician. I don't trust these people,
Speaker 2: but like he does a good job of like communicating
Speaker 2: two people, which is like important. He was he was.
Speaker 4: Very honest, but he was just like, look, dude, anyone
Speaker 4: that is a politician has ambition. There's there's like that's undeniable.
Speaker 4: You can't say I don't I don't share too. And
Speaker 4: he was like, I know that people when they run
Speaker 4: for president, they have to act a certain way.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was so fucking stupid that the
Speaker 1: chick that he was talking to with the clip that
Speaker 1: I saw where she was like, oh Obama did this,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, first of all, Bamba's not running,
Speaker 1: and number two, what does that have to do with?
Speaker 1: Like Obama did something? So Democrats bad? So you're gonna
Speaker 1: vote for Trump?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: What the fun is that? My favorite the.
Speaker 4: Green Party girls, and I was like, girl, you are sweetheart.
Speaker 4: I was like you like, it's so dumb. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: just punch your I want to. I want him to
Speaker 4: get gay. I can punch you.
Speaker 2: I'm gay. That is fucking insane. I wanted to go like,
Speaker 2: I hear your point. However, did you know that I'm gay?
Speaker 4: I just wanted him to be like, look, girl, I
Speaker 4: understand that you like, look, I understand the party. It
Speaker 4: smells like a.
Speaker 2: Man, smells like man, So I'm gay.
Speaker 1: He smelled the man of my penis.
Speaker 2: I never thought about that. I don't know which is
Speaker 2: really opened my eyes.
Speaker 4: It was he was like talking. He was like talking
Speaker 4: to one of the girls, like about crazy, I'm really
Speaker 4: for the Green Party. He's like, look, girl, you're only
Speaker 4: for the shut the funk up Party. Look, I agree
Speaker 4: that they have.
Speaker 2: The Green Party isn't even green. They're not even green,
Speaker 2: like if they If the Green Party came up and
Speaker 2: had like a fucking grinch run for president, I would
Speaker 2: vote for it.
Speaker 4: I would. I would scream because grinches are real, and
Speaker 4: the grinch has powers that are terrified.
Speaker 2: Well, he's strong, which means he's like, he's gonna be
Speaker 2: a good leader. He could be on the front line.
Speaker 2: He could be not only could he be the commander cheef,
Speaker 2: he could be on the front lines. You imagine Russia,
Speaker 2: if we ever get into a war with Russia, they
Speaker 2: see a fucking nine foot tall grinch running at them
Speaker 2: on the fault. Yeah, yeah, Chris Rich, you want like.
Speaker 1: The Riches nine and a half feet, nine feet tall,
Speaker 1: thirteen stories.
Speaker 4: It's one of the.
Speaker 2: Hate. He's easily taller than well, yes so I and you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not thirteen stories.
Speaker 4: Imagine being stuck there the whole like we're all talking,
Speaker 4: we're having conversation, and you're like, but like, we're not,
Speaker 4: that's not true.
Speaker 2: I'm not nine still be tall. I'm like five eight
Speaker 2: what's happening? Guys? Why did everybody be so stupid around me?
Speaker 2: What's your height if you're permanently in a wheelchair?
Speaker 4: Uh of your body?
Speaker 2: If I don't think so, No, because you're not that tall,
Speaker 2: really can you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: No, because you're your height only matters so much as
Speaker 2: you can reach it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: True, but you still have a height, you know, so
Speaker 4: if you put if he dies, right, you can't put
Speaker 4: him in the only the wheelchair link casket.
Speaker 2: You know, I mean you can't. He can't. He can't
Speaker 2: go with a wheelchair sandwich lit like a suit exactly,
Speaker 2: you can't put him.
Speaker 4: And if he's taking a shower to clean his whole
Speaker 4: by you can't put him in only the wheelchair link shower.
Speaker 2: Sure you can.
Speaker 1: I want to be taller, Like say, you you strap
Speaker 1: my you lock my legs in with some type of mechanism, right,
Speaker 1: and then you lock me into the wheelchair standing.
Speaker 2: That's sick as fuck, dude. It's like a segue then,
Speaker 2: but like it's like an unnecessary second.
Speaker 4: You're just standing at the edge of the wheelchair and
Speaker 4: I'm just also can't stand. Really, you can't keep yourself
Speaker 4: up topple.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. They figured it out with the segues,
Speaker 1: that is true. You figure it out with the wheelchair.
Speaker 1: That unnecessary. No, no one's ever made this request before, ever,
Speaker 1: But I'm going to bitch and complain that they're not
Speaker 1: catering to my people to the what do you hyperdicani,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you would call it?
Speaker 4: The insane? Yeah, the fucking mentally ill.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta get out here, all right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's uh, well, so we can either we
Speaker 1: can either you guys need to keep the good keep
Speaker 1: the good times going, and I'll just funk off right now?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Will that would that be better?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you to go to? I gotta go to
Speaker 2: the airport, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: I gotta go drop I so don't want to. I
Speaker 1: fucking hate driving. They gotta go to airport, drop.
Speaker 2: Over at LAX, right, yeah, I gotta go to LX. Yeah.
Speaker 1: At least it's twelve thirty issue right now, so like
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be like find totally.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, well we'll keep it going for a little bit
Speaker 2: and then uh yeah, you just popy later I'll come
Speaker 2: back with you to the ship. Yeah, yeah, all right, whoooo.
Speaker 4: Rick Flair said, cold train baby Derek is exiting Go
Speaker 4: where foot Judge, Whooo.
Speaker 2: Cole Coltrane fighting alongside Pete thinking that I don't think
Speaker 2: I can really that over them is the thirteen story Spence,
Speaker 2: because taking the funk out of buildings, it's the thirteen
Speaker 2: story grid.
Speaker 4: So crazy, being as erratic as he is normally while
Speaker 4: destroying Russia.
Speaker 2: It's insane. They should have looked at him, and he
Speaker 2: grabs it and eats it.
Speaker 4: Scared. Marcus is terrifying.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 9: Shaking terrified, right, imagine so ship he's so this is
Speaker 9: this is fucking Marcus Phoenix, a guy that has been
Speaker 9: fearless for over a decade and a half and all
Speaker 9: of a sudden, this tall bridge.
Speaker 2: You can't deal with it.
Speaker 4: He can't what's going on?
Speaker 2: And Dom is just watching him be horrified. He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: come on, chill, so insane. Oh fucking Jesus Christ, all right,
Speaker 2: oh man, I don't have to change the camera now.
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot simpler to that, fucking Jesus credit.
Speaker 2: He's shitting out of his suit up his neck, He's
Speaker 2: shitting so much.
Speaker 4: The suit's obviously, like I assume it's some sort of
Speaker 4: a span. Next week's on the most minimal level. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so he's shitting so hard and so much that is
Speaker 4: leaking up through his neck out that is so much,
Speaker 4: it's this eqal matter all over the place.
Speaker 2: Oh God, all right, I'm afraid to touch him.
Speaker 4: And he shut himself so much.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. All right, this.
Speaker 4: Suit's fat with all the ship I get it.
Speaker 2: Freddy, your biggest fan, wrote it. He says, hello, my
Speaker 2: favorite podcast friends. I'm turning nineteen into it and wanted
Speaker 2: to know what's the best you've ever received. Lots of love,
Speaker 2: your biggest fan. Fred Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's happy almost birthday, but.
Speaker 2: Yeahpavy, almost birthday. You're about to You're about to nineteen.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Remember nineteen No oh okay.
Speaker 2: I barely remember, Like it's that was like so uneventful nineteen.
Speaker 4: Well, I remember being that young. At least that's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, of course, obviously, that's what Call of Duty
Speaker 2: has been this entire time. Days. Yeah, I'm playing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is kind of wild because I haven't played Call
Speaker 2: of Duty since like two and nine, like really, like
Speaker 2: I played like Black Ops for like the original Black
Speaker 2: Ops for like five hours. I think I played some
Speaker 2: of the more modern ones for like maybe like three
Speaker 2: hours of pop but never really got into them. But
Speaker 2: this one's like, it's good shit man, It's it's genuinely like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is I remember now why people cared about this,
Speaker 2: and it just feels like it feels like that old
Speaker 2: school shit again.
Speaker 4: A very good job they did this. I'm proud of
Speaker 4: them because now they finally they brought they breathed life
Speaker 4: back into their French.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about time they finally reached like uh like
Speaker 2: j RPG rules where like, oh, it's the sixth the
Speaker 2: Black Ops, so it's the good one, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? How like oh, Final Fantasy seven, Yeah, now
Speaker 2: it's real.
Speaker 4: No, all of those finals games is a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, for different thing. But you know,
Speaker 2: obviously this feels like this feels like specifically because that campaign.
Speaker 2: I'm only like a couple of missions into the campaign,
Speaker 2: but the campaign is fucking sick.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 2: It is one of the coolest like first person shooter
Speaker 2: like campaigns I've seen in a while. Like there's so
Speaker 2: many missions that are stealth, like you don't have to
Speaker 2: shoot it all well, I mean, like the end of
Speaker 2: it is always gets into the fucking It's so funny
Speaker 2: because it starts off as like almost like splinter cell light,
Speaker 2: where like you actually have a lot of options and
Speaker 2: like you could sneak around and do crazy shit. You
Speaker 2: could pick pocket and you can do all this crazy shit,
Speaker 2: and by the end it's like but then at the
Speaker 2: end it becomes like fast, the fast and furious. It's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're sneaking, like we stuck it, dude, I was playing
Speaker 2: a level.
Speaker 4: There's no spoilers.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure like everybody has seen this, but there's
Speaker 2: a level where like literally Bill Clinton is in it
Speaker 2: and you're like infiltrating like like some dinner. It's like
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety one. So I think it's before he's president.
Speaker 2: I think when was when was wil Clinton president? So
Speaker 2: I should look this up? So he served two terms?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or no?
Speaker 4: So what happens is two terms? Back?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Bush was two?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: So Bush got elected in two thousand.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three to two thousand and one. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so yeah, this is nineteen ninety one. Says before like
Speaker 2: he's like on the come up and you basically have
Speaker 2: to infiltrate like this party that's having in DC, and
Speaker 2: then like underneath there's like a black site where some
Speaker 2: hostages are being held, and you can still through the
Speaker 2: entire thing. And at the end it just goes to
Speaker 2: shit and you motorcycle ride over. But it's it's fucking ridiculous,
Speaker 2: but it's awesome. It's good shit. Highly recommend it actually,
Speaker 2: like I've never I've never recommended a Call of Duty
Speaker 2: game before. Easy recommend. It's good shit. I also have
Speaker 2: no clue what the fuck is going on, but it's
Speaker 2: still really I.
Speaker 4: Would say the best present for me though, ever, was
Speaker 4: the going to San Diego this year and going to
Speaker 4: the Oh yeah, the thing. Yeah, I really I wanted
Speaker 4: to work there. That was my dream job. When I also
Speaker 4: though to work at the at the Zoo and the
Speaker 4: like the reserve, that was like my dream job and
Speaker 4: I got to go there and do the behind the
Speaker 4: scenes thing and it was amazing. It was like the
Speaker 4: experience that I like, I cried afterwards. I was so happy.
Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah, I don't know. The best present, the present
Speaker 2: I've ever gotten for a birthday. I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: I feel like it's either you're a kid. Like it's
Speaker 2: either like I'm a kid and I got like a
Speaker 2: PS two or a game Boy, or I'm like twenty
Speaker 2: seven and my girlfriend agreed to do something crazy, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like those are like, those are
Speaker 2: the only things that come up when I think about it,
Speaker 2: because I think I've ever been given a trip for
Speaker 2: my birthday because my birthday's in December.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your birthday falls on a really sucky time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's really it's like post Thanksgiving so everyone doesn't have
Speaker 4: really yeah, and then it's before Christmas, like, yeah, we'll
Speaker 4: get to a really cool Christmas present.
Speaker 2: I guess it's post Thanksgiving, pre Christmas, which is kind
Speaker 2: of like it's fine, you d make half that problem
Speaker 2: where you guys are like, yeah, we just merge our
Speaker 2: birthdays because this year, Yeah we don't. We don't really care.
Speaker 2: But the thing is like, this is the kind of
Speaker 2: thing that makes me think about astrology and don't roll
Speaker 2: your fucking eyes. I'm late because I'm not saying that
Speaker 2: the stars literally say anything, right, But what I mean
Speaker 2: is like, is it theoretically possible hear me out that
Speaker 2: people with similar birthdays at similar points in time based
Speaker 2: on their true their proximity to certain cultural milestones that
Speaker 2: everybody celebrates. Is it potentially possible that the majority of
Speaker 2: people with similar birthdays end up having personality types that
Speaker 2: are similar to each other based on that proximity. Like
Speaker 2: if you have a birthday in the summertime where everybody's free,
Speaker 2: it's so everybody's out of school, versus you have a
Speaker 2: birthday in early December where nobody's free, it's cold. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like immediate proximity to two major holidays.
Speaker 4: That's not Does that astrology?
Speaker 2: I understand I'm not saying it's literally astrology, but like
Speaker 2: the the end goal, the end result of astrology making
Speaker 2: determinations of people's personalities based on their birthdays, Like is
Speaker 2: there potential validity to that? Not because of the stars,
Speaker 2: but because of you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Because that but that's what I'm saying makes societal as
Speaker 4: well too, right, Like that that's the but do you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, It makes sense that people that
Speaker 4: are have the same area, grew up in the same area,
Speaker 4: that have the same birthday in a period of time,
Speaker 4: they may have similar personality traits.
Speaker 2: Not area, I mean like literally like in the United
Speaker 2: area and a year area in the year.
Speaker 4: Right, that makes sense. I guess there could be there's
Speaker 4: something to that, even to astrology, right, not giving it
Speaker 4: this cretic because a lot of it is fucking moronic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but to the.
Speaker 4: Vastness and insanity that is this galaxy. To believe that
Speaker 4: where you are on the planet, where it's tilted towards this,
Speaker 4: this force that is the sun, which when you think
Speaker 4: about what the Sun is, it is almost so wild
Speaker 4: to understand that it gives you you have to stop
Speaker 4: thinking about it. You know, when you think about space toiling,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh shit, there's too much going on up there.
Speaker 4: I gotta stop.
Speaker 2: To think that.
Speaker 4: That does make sense that, like I guess based on
Speaker 4: like maybe this fucking extreme cosmic event, it pulls a
Speaker 4: little bit of the fucking water in my brain direction,
Speaker 4: like that's that is not But also the former of
Speaker 4: Charlie rais dumb is because of the fact that the
Speaker 4: planet and everything moves in the universe. So most people
Speaker 4: that say they're this sign is actually wrong, well that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like they're not, They're not. Like one of my
Speaker 4: friends is like, I'm a piscessish, right, yeah, And then
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, technically you'd be something different. He
Speaker 4: was like, don't tell me that I have a tattoo
Speaker 4: of it on my body already.
Speaker 2: Don't. For me, it's less about the designation but so
Speaker 2: much as like the group's similarity. I guess that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So like I what I'm saying is like
Speaker 2: I don't even know if this is necessarily the specific
Speaker 2: generalizations that are true, but like for the for like
Speaker 2: the sake of the hypothetical. If like you're born in summer,
Speaker 2: like let's say you're born in like late June early July,
Speaker 2: your birthday is probably a pretty big deal because it's
Speaker 2: like the weather's nice, no one's busy, like everybody's out
Speaker 2: of school, you know, it's not really in conflict with
Speaker 2: anything crazy. There's no real major holidays. So I could
Speaker 2: see that resulting in generally like a majority population with
Speaker 2: those birthdays being more outgoing or more like extroverted than
Speaker 2: somebody who's like, oh, my birthday's kind of shared with
Speaker 2: Christmas or like lumped in. It's kind of in the
Speaker 2: dreary months. It's not really ah, you know, I keep
Speaker 2: to myself whatever. I don't think it's you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, I feel like that could potentially be
Speaker 2: real because I don't.
Speaker 4: Get fun over. But the birth is in April, it's
Speaker 4: Lilian Spring, and I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: You have a pretty inconsequential one. Tax time, I guess.
Speaker 4: Is like it's like when you're an adult, tax time
Speaker 4: you get you're happy or you're really fucking upset.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm never happy, never happy after taxes.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you could be that. One year,
Speaker 4: the first year of Trump being president, we got money back.
Speaker 4: I felt that was nice. Which one the first year
Speaker 4: Trump being president, I never got money back. I got
Speaker 4: money back. I got like forty five dollars back, and
Speaker 4: I was like, yeay, yay, that was the meal. That
Speaker 4: was the meal of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were destin dude.
Speaker 4: Oh no that that time. I wasn't in the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I was like fine.
Speaker 2: But like that was like yay, cool, yay.
Speaker 4: And then every year after I'm like, oh man, I
Speaker 4: really don't want to be here. I want to leave
Speaker 4: right before this time happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is what the fuck is it? Evil?
Speaker 2: Fucked up improot in. He says, hey, fella's parentheses derogatory.
Speaker 2: Longtime listener, first time asker, serious hypothetical. Would you rather
Speaker 2: shit watermelons or urinate rectangles?
Speaker 4: Shit watermelons? What melons?
Speaker 2: Thanks for helping me? Well, how do you know they're
Speaker 2: not tiny rectangles your penises? It's not like a rectangle
Speaker 2: evert like right, but like what is? It might be
Speaker 2: a rectangle smaller than a diameter or your pee hole.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess the thing that the thing that Okay,
Speaker 2: so my answer is rectangles. And the reason is I
Speaker 2: know how big a watermelon is. I don't know. A
Speaker 2: rectangle is is nebulous. There's no like a watermelons not nebulous.
Speaker 2: It's it's quantifiable, but the variety does change. But like
Speaker 2: a watermelon is very distinctly like a hard, giant fruit.
Speaker 2: And a rectangle is just a shape like you don't know,
Speaker 2: like pissed rectangles. You don't know if that's like soft rectangles,
Speaker 2: you know, or like silly bands. Look at the little
Speaker 2: tiny watermelons. Yeah, but now think about a rectangle. The
Speaker 2: thing is that rec tangles.
Speaker 4: This is why I would choose watermelons, right, because watermelons
Speaker 4: are more quantifiable, where there's the smallest is the smallest watermelon,
Speaker 4: and then there's the biggest one.
Speaker 2: The biggest one will kill you, yes.
Speaker 4: But the smallest rectangle possible, and then halfway through that
Speaker 4: the biggest rectangle possible the rate.
Speaker 2: Right, But a rectangle at.
Speaker 4: Least just quantifiable, like like, look like there's the area
Speaker 4: quantifying like the watermelon, right, it's like this much, right,
Speaker 4: But rectangles go on until the fucking cows come home.
Speaker 4: I understand you can put a rectangle that's so big
Speaker 4: that you would erupt.
Speaker 2: I guess the thing that for me, it's just like
Speaker 2: there's there's a watermelon that will do that. Also, that's true,
Speaker 2: there's a watermelon that will kill you.
Speaker 4: But there are way more rectangles that will do it.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because Chris.
Speaker 4: You're thinking too small scale. There could be a rectangle
Speaker 4: as the size of the fucking galaxy potentially somewhere out there.
Speaker 2: Right, But how do I know it's like rigid or solid?
Speaker 2: I guess that's kind of the thing where it's just like,
Speaker 2: how do I know that the rectangle is just the
Speaker 2: shape of the cell of my pen? Now, Like, how
Speaker 2: do I know that, like it's just normal p but
Speaker 2: the cellular structure is rectangles as opposed to watermeloniners are
Speaker 2: like very quantifiably like I will notice.
Speaker 4: I think that's what makes it even more scary is
Speaker 4: the undefined nature of how what rectangle could be. Because
Speaker 4: even a soft rectangle come out of your penis is
Speaker 4: gonna suck, because it's a whole rectangle. You're gonna have
Speaker 4: to do like the clown pulling the fucking straight thing
Speaker 4: out of your dick.
Speaker 2: But what if it's like a silly band and it's
Speaker 2: like it's a rectangle ultimately, but like it's like it
Speaker 2: you know, it's ultimately all that out of your thing,
Speaker 2: you know, but that's not that's it's still not as
Speaker 2: bad as a watermelon.
Speaker 4: I think a small rutermelon is good. I think the
Speaker 4: scary part is that I think, get like a really
Speaker 4: big watermelon. Shit, then you're out out of the fight.
Speaker 2: You're out the fight. Your pelvis is shattered, You're you're
Speaker 2: either crippled or dead.
Speaker 4: Your you're literally laying.
Speaker 2: Your skeleton's gonna slip out of your asshole.
Speaker 4: You're laying. You're laying in the on the toilet, dying
Speaker 4: with blood funneling up your asshole with a broken pelvis. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just praying for someone to come and find you, and
Speaker 4: he very likely won't get there in time.
Speaker 2: Here's a question. Here's a question for Derek. But he's
Speaker 2: not here. He left. He abandoned us to go to
Speaker 2: the airport like a freak. So it is the DYSLEXA
Speaker 2: casting director in charge of hiring Gingers rode in. It's crazy. Hey,
Speaker 2: come piss and shit. I love your gay parodies, but
Speaker 2: I do have some hopefully constructive criticism. I feel like
Speaker 2: you guys have a sort of limited gay vocabulary. If
Speaker 2: you guys are feeling brave and want to improve, I
Speaker 2: recommend looking into some real gay shit. Ani Man's studios, VIDs,
Speaker 2: Dreamy Bull, dig Bars music, and any thug shaker's content. Godspeed, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: That is true. Our our our vocabulary is limited because
Speaker 2: we are we. You know we should do we should
Speaker 2: get a token gay in the writer's room. Whenever we
Speaker 2: do this, we find, we just find We'll get Matt Walsh.
Speaker 2: We'll get Matt Walsh into the studio.
Speaker 4: He'll be sitting in that chair collab with Dab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get Dave Rubin in here is like, we
Speaker 2: know we hate you and we know you suck, but
Speaker 2: we know he's probably too ashamed to even know any
Speaker 2: of that shit. He's probably like isolated himself so much
Speaker 2: to even know what game means. I feel like he's
Speaker 2: actually just straight.
Speaker 4: I'm not gad. I have a really, really quaint friend.
Speaker 4: I have a quaint quaint friend.
Speaker 2: My friend is quite quaint.
Speaker 4: Homosexual, though, I just I'm really he's my buddy.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? Oh? Man? God, we get
Speaker 2: so many questions and there's so long galactic devour, galactic
Speaker 2: devour of balls, right, and he says, hello, my heralds,
Speaker 2: the Silver sperm er cock Writer, and the incredible cock
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I keep chained in my basement. Oh never
Speaker 2: means to us. Yeah, he's still that's still us. Now
Speaker 2: that we have established that swing does indeed like musicals,
Speaker 2: true uh And with the most recent saga having just
Speaker 2: come out, I was wondering if y'all have any have
Speaker 2: heard any of epic the musical or retelling of the Odyssey.
Speaker 2: I have never heard of this in my life. Was
Speaker 2: that like, is that literally the Iliad? Is that what
Speaker 2: that is? Are those interchangeable. I feel like the iliad
Speaker 2: is something else. I don't know. I've never even heard
Speaker 2: of that, to be honest with you, and I like musicals.
Speaker 2: That almost sounds like epic movie or like disaster movie.
Speaker 2: Like the first thing that propped into my head was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a parody, right, Like that's not real. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I've done never fucking heard of that. Anyway, it sounds cool. Actually,
Speaker 2: let's see. Oh, here's a few that I think are
Speaker 2: probably good. Chris and Sween have the patients of saints
Speaker 2: when arguing with Derek. Hello, Cocazoid and the Negroids. Nice,
Speaker 2: thank you, appreciate it. Apologies for being gay, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you for having a foresight.
Speaker 4: Top like that. I know you're kidding, but you feel good.
Speaker 4: I'm gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you know, we forg give you.
Speaker 4: It's like that kids his dad, dad, I'm sorry I'm gay,
Speaker 4: and your dad it's like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Happy about I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 4: I'm a love you too.
Speaker 2: I love you, but I'm not happy about it. I
Speaker 2: would be thrilled Jesus Christ. Yeah, I just don't have to.
Speaker 4: Deal with it. Might be a better person, likely you know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I just there's so much I
Speaker 2: wanted to deal with, you know what I mean? Huh,
Speaker 2: like what I don't know. I feel like if I
Speaker 2: have a daughter and she's gay, I mean, she has
Speaker 2: to worry about getting beat up, I guess regardless, but
Speaker 2: I think it would be a lot it would be
Speaker 2: a lot less weird.
Speaker 4: I think for me, I think, as long as my
Speaker 4: kid's not shitty, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, Like, I just like, as long as
Speaker 2: I don't like, I want to like my kid at
Speaker 2: the very least. You know, I don't really care if
Speaker 2: you're gay, but I want to like you, which is
Speaker 2: not a given. That's not a guarantee.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of parents don't like their kids.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, that's so unfortunate because like you made that.
Speaker 2: You know, you're respective person. You know you can't help. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but just imagine you're directly responsible for the existence of
Speaker 2: somebody that you don't like. I can't imagine that. I
Speaker 2: think I would like. I would probably like gas like myself.
Speaker 2: With the liking my kid, I think that's what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, my cod's kind of shitty. It's like
Speaker 2: well have like really fucked up kids. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: your kid's a piece of shit, right, you know that?
Speaker 4: Right? Like you're aware you know that, right, You're like
Speaker 4: you're capable of understanding this, Like your your son's an asshole,
Speaker 4: your son should be your son puts picks on little kids.
Speaker 4: You know, you're you're like having a kid that's a bully,
Speaker 4: Like you're like, what the fuck? Like my kid sucks?
Speaker 2: Your son ro hypnowed the class the class Hamster and
Speaker 2: sounded it. He did like he did that on camera
Speaker 2: and like you're just gonna he streamed it live to
Speaker 2: ten people.
Speaker 4: It means something that villainous to ten people. Crazy. He's
Speaker 4: so malicious, but he has no audience. He's not even
Speaker 4: like captive. He's not even like captivating malicious, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? Well, I feel like little kids don't
Speaker 4: have what's the biggest child streamer?
Speaker 2: Like the Reasler probably I don't know if he's a streamer,
Speaker 2: but like he's like the big you know that kid
Speaker 2: is fucking he's on Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the video of the other kid calling
Speaker 4: him out to have a boxing man?
Speaker 2: Oh baby Gronk or whatever, None of this sounds fucking real,
Speaker 2: and I hate it.
Speaker 4: What's happening right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, that kid's gonna die, though. I
Speaker 2: don't like the idea that that is unfortunate.
Speaker 4: I don't like the idea that content creators went into
Speaker 4: the boxing sphere a little bit because of the fact
Speaker 4: that it's like, oh, we'll just fight each other, and
Speaker 4: it's like, I'm gonna bring a loaded weapon.
Speaker 2: I bring again, like you we're gonna go to have
Speaker 2: this fight.
Speaker 4: You're gonna like swing at me, I'm gonna fall down,
Speaker 4: cour you're gonna get close. I'm just gonna put it
Speaker 4: against your hip and pull the trigger up.
Speaker 2: Shooting somebody in the hip is so fucked up. It's evil.
Speaker 2: Just kill them. No, that's so because you're just paralyzing them.
Speaker 4: You're you're ruining them walking ever again.
Speaker 2: Walking fucking everything is ruined.
Speaker 4: Everything fun about moving you can't do anymore.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 4: I would rather load his hip and then go to
Speaker 4: jail with a smile.
Speaker 2: I'd rather just be shot. I think, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know anyway.
Speaker 4: I want to get a gun. Every time Boddy scares me,
Speaker 4: I just say, like, you're scaring me and I should.
Speaker 2: Be the guy in the mall. He's talking about the
Speaker 2: guy that like pranked that guy and they got shot.
Speaker 4: You're scaring made me feeluncomfortable.
Speaker 2: You're scaring me. He's like, he's punched me. Yeah, punch
Speaker 2: is so all right. Let's go on. We gotta read
Speaker 2: this question. Have you ever get oh, he says Kingston.
Speaker 2: Have you really given modern Tyler Creator enough of a chance?
Speaker 2: I feel like you're being randomly close minded because he
Speaker 2: has a lot of songs I think you would really
Speaker 2: like and relate to. There's this one called the what
Speaker 2: is It New Magic Wand where he wraps about killing
Speaker 2: a girl because she's dating a guy he likes. Uh,
Speaker 2: There's a There's also Garden Garden Shed where Estelle sings
Speaker 2: and then Tyler raps about how he's gay.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is oh, well, I know I know
Speaker 4: those songs before. I mean, like, let me clarify this.
Speaker 4: I have listened to Flower Boy over and over again.
Speaker 4: That is my favorite Tyler Creator album. I listened to
Speaker 4: Freaking com When You Get Lost. I think the album
Speaker 4: is very cool. I've listened to Igor. I did not
Speaker 4: like Egor, but it's it's a very it's a it's
Speaker 4: a very experimental album. But you gotta take you for
Speaker 4: it is, you know, like when people make this like
Speaker 4: Lincoln Park, just like all other artists the experiment and
Speaker 4: for you enjoy for what it is. You don't for
Speaker 4: what it isn't you know. I think Chromacopia is a
Speaker 4: good album. I just don't exactly correlate with Tyler as
Speaker 4: what as I use tow anymore. I will always have
Speaker 4: a soft spot for his older music. I always love Wolf,
Speaker 4: I always love Goblin the iphics mixtip is as one
Speaker 4: of my favorite things ever. But just I just I
Speaker 4: just don't really feel the connection to his music like
Speaker 4: I used to anymore. Yeah, that's just getting older, that's all.
Speaker 4: That's just this just getting older, you know, same thing
Speaker 4: for me, And like like I would guess like maybe
Speaker 4: not joy Bad fe looks like joy Bad. It's like
Speaker 4: me how I connect with like ill Matic, you might
Speaker 4: doesn't feel the same way or the same thing with
Speaker 4: them some shady LP.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think it's a great album. I'm a
Speaker 4: I'm a grown ass man now, you got it, you
Speaker 4: know exactly? Yeah, I'm even even I'm sure when his
Speaker 4: album is like, oh man, I was fucking tripping. He
Speaker 4: In fact, he goes through talking about how like he's
Speaker 4: kind of embarrassed home with discograph, but he's like, dude,
Speaker 4: I was a fucking, really upset, fucking late late early twenties,
Speaker 4: late teen guy. I was just saying a bunch of
Speaker 4: function because I was mad, you don't. You don't understand
Speaker 4: the world when you're that young. You know, think you do.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, I fucking I know what's going on.
Speaker 4: But it's like, no, you're you're a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're really stupid kind of inherently, and it's
Speaker 2: not your fault is it is gets to be better,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I look back at like young me, and I would like, Yo,
Speaker 4: you're just kind of dumb, but you'll get it eventually.
Speaker 4: But like you're just kind of stupid. Yeah, eventually you'll
Speaker 4: be very conservative and homosexual. Like it's fine.
Speaker 2: Some caucasoid and he says, Hey, Gang, I just wanted
Speaker 2: to share weird. It's a wild day some caucus. I am,
Speaker 2: uh some congs I wrote and said, Hey, Gang wanted
Speaker 2: to share. I wanted to share. In Chris's hatred of
Speaker 2: Halo four, although my Halo experience was very different as
Speaker 2: I had only played three before playing four. Unfortunately, Yeah
Speaker 2: that's wild. So I actually really liked four because my
Speaker 2: twelve year old kid brain assumed it was just the
Speaker 2: evolution of the previous game, and at the time, sorry
Speaker 2: was less important to me. I could see I could
Speaker 2: see that being being the case.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 2: Then Halo five came out and I liked it more
Speaker 2: because it was better than four. Yeah, yeah, that makes
Speaker 2: the tracks it looked. It took me till I was
Speaker 2: twenty to play through the massive collection with my friends
Speaker 2: and realized how foolish I was as we started. As
Speaker 2: we started from the beginning of CE and we got
Speaker 2: to four, I was excited to play it. By the
Speaker 2: time we beat it, I never wanted to play it again.
Speaker 2: It paled in compare it. Yeah, I mean, this is
Speaker 2: this is the This is obviously the natural. Like, you
Speaker 2: can't you can't play those original games and then play
Speaker 2: four and they'd be like, yeah, that was great. Four
Speaker 2: is so if you've never played anything for people that, like,
Speaker 2: if you came from pac Man, playing Halo four would
Speaker 2: be crazy. I bet yeah, you would be like, Yo,
Speaker 2: this is great, this is like, how do we give
Speaker 2: this guy? How do we give this game an Emmy
Speaker 2: or something like, what do they get this man an Oscar?
Speaker 2: Get this man, get this fucking get this feller an Oscar.
Speaker 2: He beats that. He beats a literal like space god
Speaker 2: in a fight. It's stupid, I can Then he turns
Speaker 2: him into a fucking app. He digitizes him, he does tournament,
Speaker 2: he does literally basically turnam into it.
Speaker 4: Pretty much, goes on Twitter, clicks down load to this
Speaker 4: deity pretty much and.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, he throws him on the Apple Store.
Speaker 2: That's how he defeats the didact and use.
Speaker 4: You as a can't use so far as like a
Speaker 4: watch porn on you.
Speaker 2: I can't. Okay, here's a good one. Three shots of espresso,
Speaker 2: six shots and I Quill wrote in he says, you
Speaker 2: have now body swapped with the person you just like most.
Speaker 2: How do you live your life from here on out?
Speaker 2: Remember they are now in your body as well. I
Speaker 2: don't know who I dislike the most. I honestly don't
Speaker 2: know if I have anybody that sticks out to me
Speaker 2: immediately as like I really don't like this person I
Speaker 2: was at this point. There are people that I like
Speaker 2: can't stand or that like I think are like unrespectable.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, but like I don't know, like that's a
Speaker 2: big question for like thirty year old me. I think
Speaker 2: twenty five year old we had answers. I think seventeen
Speaker 2: year old he definitely had answers. I think I'm just
Speaker 2: chill now, to be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I'm kind of good. I don't really hate
Speaker 4: anybody enough, maybe like I hate Derek, maybe like Elon Elon,
Speaker 4: I really don't like him, but I don't hate him.
Speaker 2: I think the thing with Elon is that like he's frustrating,
Speaker 2: but he's clearly like handicapped, so like I can it's hard,
Speaker 2: you know, like he's definitely autistic in a way that's
Speaker 2: like debilitating, and it really helps him be like it
Speaker 2: helps him, I guess, throw himself into businesses that he
Speaker 2: has no business being a part of. That's why he's
Speaker 2: got a lot of success.
Speaker 4: But like I feel like I don't hate him, though
Speaker 4: I don't really hate him that much, as don't like
Speaker 4: him very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's done. I'm sure, Like I remember
Speaker 2: watching like some John Oliver thing about him, and John
Speaker 2: Oliver is pretty biased. Like he's like, like I like him,
Speaker 2: but he's definitely like by he leans more towards the
Speaker 2: way that Eileen but like even he was like, dude,
Speaker 2: he's done some good stuff, but like that's what's scary
Speaker 2: about him is that like he's done good stuff, but
Speaker 2: it seems like completely haphazard. So I don't deny that
Speaker 2: he's like done some good stuff. It's just like he's
Speaker 2: done a lot of bad stuff too, And I also
Speaker 2: find him cringe, Like that's kind of that's kind of
Speaker 2: the issue, is that like you you're a dickhead, and
Speaker 2: you're you're a dickhead and you're like like doing the
Speaker 2: jump on stage where he's making the X and like
Speaker 2: the way he speaks is wrong and fucking weird. Like
Speaker 2: I tweeted this yesterday.
Speaker 4: Hmoting and he's like, go vote right now, the last chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he was like, uh, he's there was an
Speaker 2: inflection in the way in the way he was speaking,
Speaker 2: just like this is not how a person doesn't like.
Speaker 2: What's what's so fascinating about Elon to me is that
Speaker 2: like he's courted so much of the conspiracy theory audience,
Speaker 2: Like he's courted so much of the audience that like
Speaker 2: doesn't like believes there are lizard people out there, but
Speaker 2: like if there, if I believed in lizard people, he
Speaker 2: would like he would be one of the only people
Speaker 2: that I would be certain was want. And that's what's
Speaker 2: so fascinating about it, because he just like he jumped,
Speaker 2: he's doing the jump X thing. He chanced us a wrong. Really,
Speaker 2: he was like us, hey, you like there's a space,
Speaker 2: And it's just like, what the fuck is that. I've
Speaker 2: never heard anybody say things like this, just like the
Speaker 2: way he the way the way his lips don't touch
Speaker 2: when he makes the p sound when he speaks. It's
Speaker 2: just all sorts of weird shit. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: if I was conspiracy brain, he would be like the
Speaker 2: last person I would be trusting because he's so obviously
Speaker 2: a lizard person from the perspective of somebody who believes
Speaker 2: that stuff. So like, he's just fascinating to me.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's autistic in a way that isn't
Speaker 4: charming at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like he's charmlessly autistic.
Speaker 4: He's like he's like autist. He's like autistic, like a
Speaker 4: like a he's like he's like.
Speaker 2: Sheldon to me, Like he's a Sheldon esque figure.
Speaker 4: He's like Sheldon, he was stupid.
Speaker 2: Sheldon is kind of stupid, Like he knows a lot,
Speaker 2: but he's stupid. You know, he's you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: he's knowledgeable, but he's an idiot. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: there's there's that's so fascinating. That's a real type of
Speaker 2: thing because you know exactly what I'm talking about, autistic.
Speaker 4: You don't under you're so smart that you're like you're
Speaker 4: clearly intelligence came with neurodivergence, you know, right, Like I'm
Speaker 4: really intelligent, but I all can't. I can't understand why
Speaker 4: people would change their color of my room while I'm
Speaker 4: not here. Why would my mother fold put it on
Speaker 4: this side of the room. I can't, I can't have this.
Speaker 4: I gotta go sit a dog on fire?
Speaker 2: And why would she move my creature cock? What's going
Speaker 2: come on? The Yeah, Like there's there's people who are like,
Speaker 2: there's there's people who are like like knowledgeable or like
Speaker 2: uh but stupid, and then there's also I think the reverse.
Speaker 2: There are people who are just like there are people
Speaker 2: who like have a lot of common sense and might
Speaker 2: not know anything, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: The best of people are a commage. Yeah, like I
Speaker 4: think I have Like I think I am intelligent and wise. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like I think I have more common sense than I
Speaker 4: have like specific knowledge. But I also don't think I.
Speaker 2: Need Like there's certain things where it's like you don't
Speaker 2: need to be mega educated to know that certain politicians
Speaker 2: are like paying lip service to you. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you don't need to study You don't need to
Speaker 2: study Trump to know that he's like pandering to you.
Speaker 4: I think the idea is that it's it's really good
Speaker 4: to be a combition of the two because of the
Speaker 4: fact that I think you can. I think you can't
Speaker 4: gain common sense if you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. I think it is like an evolutionary thing.
Speaker 2: I think you just kind of don't have it, and.
Speaker 4: Then some people and then you can. You can gain
Speaker 4: a degree of of like knowledge. You just have to
Speaker 4: learn how to study the right way, because there's different
Speaker 4: forms of being able to acquire knowledge based on who
Speaker 4: you are. Some people are never gonna be able to
Speaker 4: open a book and be able to figure things out.
Speaker 4: Some people just can't do that. They just they it
Speaker 4: won't work for them. Some people have to learn by
Speaker 4: things we have learned by experiencing. But that's how it is,
Speaker 4: and I think that's why, you know, we have so
Speaker 4: many people that are like, oh, I'm not good at school.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, no, schools is not helping you learn,
Speaker 4: helping you learn how to actually learn things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, school's very outdated the way that we do it.
Speaker 4: I think. I think, I think genuinely it's done on purpose, though.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's not on purpose so much as well,
Speaker 2: well on purpose versus for what reason. Like I think
Speaker 2: it might be done on purpose, but I think the
Speaker 2: purpose comes from the lack of will to really get
Speaker 2: into the nitty gritty of it and actually make it.
Speaker 2: Like I'll put it this way. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: done purposely to like keep people stupid. I know that
Speaker 2: that's like a like a conspiracy theory about I think
Speaker 2: I understand, but that requires so much organization to be true,
Speaker 2: and like it almost belies defies belief that somebody could
Speaker 2: be all right, we're gonna keep the American public stupid,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna not put any effort into the American
Speaker 2: education system. I think that's like I understand the mentality
Speaker 2: of it. But what I really think it is it's
Speaker 2: that people believe themselves to be good guys. I think
Speaker 2: people think that they're right, and so they think, actually, like, no,
Speaker 2: if kids are actually more educated, they'll agree with me.
Speaker 2: So what I actually think is happening, it's like we
Speaker 2: want people to be more educated, but restructuring the entire
Speaker 2: system is such an arduous task that no one everybody's
Speaker 2: too lazy to do it based on like how much
Speaker 2: restructuring it would do, and also that awkward transitionary period
Speaker 2: between like like what are you gonna do in like,
Speaker 2: you know, fifth grade and fourth grade, where like you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, where it's like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: how it works now and now like you've just sorry,
Speaker 2: you know. Like it's the same thing with like student
Speaker 2: loan debts, where it's like people are people are like
Speaker 2: it's not that people don't like I feel like people
Speaker 2: holistically would be like, yeah, I don't want to pay
Speaker 2: for fucking student loans, but because I pay for student loans,
Speaker 2: why shouldn't you know what I mean. I think it's
Speaker 2: that kind of a thing.
Speaker 4: Is I think it's so so much more macro than like,
Speaker 4: I think the vast, vast majority of people are stupid.
Speaker 4: The people that are controlling to change are stupid too.
Speaker 4: So is this a bunch of idiots running around?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: But I think it's so it's so far back the
Speaker 4: problem that like the people that would change it are
Speaker 4: too stupid themselves to change it. I think they're like
Speaker 4: people that are like a select like maybe like eight
Speaker 4: people in a room that are like, oh, yeah, we're
Speaker 4: doing this on purpose, but the people and everyone below
Speaker 4: has no clue that it's like doing it on purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just think there's like no focus really, and
Speaker 2: also things change so frequently, but also so little changes.
Speaker 2: I think, like, okay, fix that.
Speaker 4: Though. I think all those things are approachable and understand.
Speaker 2: Like right, but they take time, and nobody has patience anymore.
Speaker 2: I like people are people, Like people are already like
Speaker 2: inflation is high under Biden, so like what the we
Speaker 2: need Trump back? And it's like the inflation was high
Speaker 2: because of COVID everywhere, and we're actually doing better than
Speaker 2: most people, like most countries that every single country on
Speaker 2: the face like, but people, people are in patient. They're like,
Speaker 2: why isn't it amazing? It's like because it takes time
Speaker 2: to do that. Like it's it's it's with Obama. Obama,
Speaker 2: like people were like, man, things are really great on
Speaker 2: like Obama had like such a good economy and then
Speaker 2: like and then people were like, we're having a good time,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't like it. It's not it's not
Speaker 2: we're not in space yet. Let's throw let's throw somebody
Speaker 2: else in. And then Trump goes in and like spends
Speaker 2: like crazy and then focks everything up. I don't know,
Speaker 2: and it's it's whatever.
Speaker 4: It's really it's really an idea of people just being
Speaker 4: really really really horribly informed.
Speaker 2: Horribly informed, lazy, and impatient. And it's like a it's
Speaker 2: like a massive.
Speaker 4: Is an eating itself through its own asshole.
Speaker 2: It's a snape. It's a snape. It's a snake snorting
Speaker 2: its own dick.
Speaker 4: It's like, what's I don't know, man, you could I
Speaker 4: I don't understand in this world anymore? Like how you could? You? Like?
Speaker 4: I conservadismm by its by its nature, is stupid.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry people that are conservative. I have respect for
Speaker 4: some of your policies when it comes to uh, probably
Speaker 4: actually nothing, but like I just don't understand how you
Speaker 4: could think that.
Speaker 2: I respect, I respect what they think happens, but like
Speaker 2: I just don't think it actually happened. Like I too
Speaker 2: would be like I to look around and be like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Where are my taxes going? Fucked? Like
Speaker 2: why the fun should I be? Like?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: I like, I get that, but then like my response,
Speaker 2: I guess my response to it isn't so much that
Speaker 2: I'm paying so much and I'm getting nothing. I don't
Speaker 2: want to pay anymore. My thing is like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: paying so much already, let me get something out of it.
Speaker 2: And that's kind of my perspective of like health care
Speaker 2: and stuff, where it's just like if I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: reamed anyway, at least let me like take the burden
Speaker 2: off my shoulders of being able to be like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go to the doctor, you know, and not worry
Speaker 2: about what that's going to do to me, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, at the very least, like that would
Speaker 2: be worth the amount that I get reamed. I don't
Speaker 2: know every.
Speaker 4: Fucking I can. I can say that the vast word
Speaker 4: of people that are are conservatives tend to feign this this, uh,
Speaker 4: this this belief in like Christianity and like loving God
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, and that's always confused me and
Speaker 4: for me, it's like for you to for you to
Speaker 4: be a person that like that, like has all this
Speaker 4: this love for the uh your your you're almighty being,
Speaker 4: you know so little about what it is to be
Speaker 4: of that religion, you know, like the fundamental nature of
Speaker 4: like Christian people, like for the whole abortion thing right
Speaker 4: for me, right, it is literally the idea of God
Speaker 4: understanding that you are not meant to judge others. Even
Speaker 4: in this book that's that's clearly fake and modified a
Speaker 4: billion and a half time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we I don't want to get into this.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: It's it's just like these guys, these people are are
Speaker 4: fucking morons. They're just like it's I hate to be
Speaker 4: so crass and callous because I have relatives that are conservative,
Speaker 4: and I have a few friends that have some conservative values,
Speaker 4: but they definitely wouldn't throw their head into that. I
Speaker 4: think it's just like you have to be actually a
Speaker 4: sniveling retard under a bridge. We gotta be, you gotta be,
Speaker 4: you gotta be as stupid as SpongeBob is. Fucking creative.
Speaker 4: You know, you gotta be a fucking complete I don't know,
Speaker 4: and I'm not. Usually this is Derek saying this, That's
Speaker 4: why it's the one that says this. But for me,
Speaker 4: it's at the point now where you are just you're
Speaker 4: outwardly choosing to do worse by the world by not
Speaker 4: objectively paying attention to what you see.
Speaker 2: I guess the thing that I don't really understand is
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 4: With the Democrats, about things all you want, but when
Speaker 4: it comes to people's people's existence, choosing not to is
Speaker 4: choosing to just harm them is evil at this moment.
Speaker 4: You know, I can't. I can't just be like I'm
Speaker 4: fine with this or whatever. I disagree because we've done
Speaker 4: that so much and then the problems that we have
Speaker 4: have existed because of that. Yeah, yeah, no, I know
Speaker 4: I think that where I can't. I can't be a
Speaker 4: person that's like ah whatever anymore. It's gotta be like
Speaker 4: you know, you're you suck, you suck, go to moon.
Speaker 2: I guess the thing that sucks is that like that
Speaker 2: doesn't reach them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Oh no, because we don't because we were always.
Speaker 2: Like you're not you're not gonna be like, oh you suck,
Speaker 2: and then the person's gonna be like, oh, you're right.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's about reaching them anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think people can be reached, though
Speaker 2: I think I think it's just like I think no
Speaker 2: effort is being made because so many of them are crazy.
Speaker 2: But like, I think there are people who are just
Speaker 2: like there because they just happen to be born there
Speaker 2: or just there because it's their surroundings. I think most
Speaker 2: people can if if if that person can turn that
Speaker 2: many people away from the KK, well that's then like
Speaker 2: I feel like it's worse, right, It's not, it's a
Speaker 2: KK not worse than what happened?
Speaker 4: Is this? Feel like, well what happened?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 4: Right? Those are people that are that don't have the
Speaker 4: information informed to them. No, no, no person that.
Speaker 2: Is right, But they just need to be informed what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, But you.
Speaker 4: Can inform me people because you try to inform them
Speaker 4: and then they combat you.
Speaker 2: Well then you just have to combat them with Really
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. Like I've watched I've watched
Speaker 2: the Destiny debates. I see I see people just don't.
Speaker 4: Pay that in my heart I believe and this is
Speaker 4: me being hyperbolog a post in my real heart, right
Speaker 4: like in my spirit, I think that you can when
Speaker 4: you tell people facts, truthfully facts, they will experience the
Speaker 4: truth eventually and they'll be like, I'm kind of wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but my my anger is just like I'm done trying
Speaker 4: to do that for you. You should do it yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no reason why someone like I was born into
Speaker 4: a pretty decently good standing family where if I would
Speaker 4: have stayed in New York, I wouldn't have had to
Speaker 4: worry about any of these problems, you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: how can I see that? How can my grandma, who
Speaker 4: fundamentally all these things should be on her side, but
Speaker 4: she's like, no, that's insane. People should have the rights,
Speaker 4: you know, these are no legous to the same things
Speaker 4: that were happening for civil rights. It literally is the
Speaker 4: same like drawing points right, We're like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to call this person a person. It's like, do you
Speaker 4: understand how you sound? Do you get yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm done. I'm done. I'm st let's stop,
Speaker 4: let's just let's let's go on. Let's go on.
Speaker 2: The next question, I don't think there are questions period.
Speaker 4: I think that's it. Our our patron went blank. It
Speaker 4: went blank, and now we quit the show. The shows over.
Speaker 4: Keep send us your money, though, Russ, We'll come and
Speaker 4: find you.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Just insulted them. There's like a religious son
Speaker 2: the always like fuck, you give me your money.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 2: I get it, Like I understand the frustration is there
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I can't. I can't do that anymore.
Speaker 4: I hold religious beliefs still, some of them, I think
Speaker 4: the Uh. I try to focus on the things that
Speaker 4: were good that I was taught in religion. Uh, should
Speaker 4: people kindly, you know, understanding that the world is bigger
Speaker 4: than yourself, which is crazy because none of them act
Speaker 4: like that most of most part.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's like it's a lesson that's lost a little.
Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta really figure out where you stand
Speaker 4: at the end of an end of things, you know,
Speaker 4: Papa Jesus. If Trump wins with that'll be lit. I
Speaker 4: think it'll be funny.
Speaker 2: Look, man, the way I'm looking at it is like
Speaker 2: I I would prefer Kama to win for obviously, I
Speaker 2: just want to be done with Trump. Really, I'm just
Speaker 2: kind of tired on board of it, Like at the
Speaker 2: very least, get at another Republican in here so we
Speaker 2: have like new material, but like the whole like what
Speaker 2: are we doing? Like I get it, like it's I
Speaker 2: get it. It's it's the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 2: I'm tired. I'm bored.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: It would be cool to have just like either a
Speaker 2: normal Republican party again or at least if you're gonna
Speaker 2: get if you're gonna get somebody else, just get somebody else,
Speaker 2: just do somebody else, and just a new like refresh,
Speaker 2: just bring us back to it, like let's just like
Speaker 2: it feels like Dragon Ball super where it's's like oh
Speaker 2: it's Freeze again, all right, but.
Speaker 4: It's not even fun then if he's a turning black
Speaker 4: and saying the end worth.
Speaker 2: Way, look Freezes, look Freeze is a good villain, right,
Speaker 2: it's a good villain entertaining, but there are other ones,
Speaker 2: but like, come on, like I'm over it, like I
Speaker 2: like I the best days are behind him, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. You're not gonna you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: You're not going to have like you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: a He will not divide his moment again, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like with with that stupid fucking camera,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna like it's the jokes around him are
Speaker 2: just like it's it's it's all old stuff.
Speaker 4: It's this is not funny anymore. It's just alarming.
Speaker 2: You know. It turns like, oh, this is like it's
Speaker 2: just tried, it's played out. Like I'm bored, and I
Speaker 2: would like I would like new people. So like for me,
Speaker 2: it's just like if Kamalo Win's like, hopefully that's the
Speaker 2: end of him. Hopefully he fucking has a heart attack
Speaker 2: and dies, and then we don't have to deal with
Speaker 2: this shit anymore and we'll have a new set of
Speaker 2: fucking crazy people to deal with, and that I would
Speaker 2: much prefer that. But if not, then you know, fuck,
Speaker 2: I get material. I went either way. I feel bad
Speaker 2: for the people who.
Speaker 4: Don't, but like, yeah, unfortunately, well fortunately we'll be fine
Speaker 4: and other people will be suffering.
Speaker 2: And that sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really sucks. Fucking on niggas up.
Speaker 2: Papa Jesus wrote in he says, hello, uh are we're
Speaker 2: recording tomorrow too?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: We should try to get what day is it today? Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Row so we try to pump this one. I'll see
Speaker 2: if I can get there to just like throw this
Speaker 2: one out real quick, just so we'll have like a
Speaker 2: pre and post election because we're this is on election day,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So the next day tomorrow,
Speaker 2: we'll know or at least we'll have an idea of
Speaker 2: what's going what's going to happen. That'll be fun. Papa
Speaker 2: Jesus rode in. We'll just do this one and then we'll.
Speaker 4: Playing Cardigo, which will be hilarious in the middle of
Speaker 4: people playing Japanese cards like yeah fuck yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 4: oh nice yeah.
Speaker 2: Personally like yeah. My prediction is I think I think
Speaker 2: Alma's gonna win by quite like by by a margin
Speaker 2: that I think it's not. I don't think she's gonna
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a landslide or anything. But I think
Speaker 2: it's going to surprise maga people because I think maga
Speaker 2: people really think that, like yeah, they're just like I
Speaker 2: really think that they don't have a concept of how
Speaker 2: many people are just how many people exist outside of
Speaker 2: the Internet who are just really tired of this. I
Speaker 2: think it's what dude. I think it's why Joe Biden
Speaker 2: won you know, it's like Joe Biden's so uncharismatic, it's crazy,
Speaker 2: and he won because it's just people were just like, yo,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking over it, dude.
Speaker 4: I hope, man, I hope. I think the entire world I.
Speaker 2: Think it will shake up that way. If not, that's fine.
Speaker 2: It is what it is. I'll just make I have
Speaker 2: a lot of videos. I think that it'll be fun.
Speaker 2: The conservative part of the country has gotten more conservative.
Speaker 2: I think that's happened in certain aspects. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that a lot of I think he a few steps
Speaker 2: he made with these uh. I will say that Puerto
Speaker 2: Rico joke fucked him up.
Speaker 4: Master joke didn't help.
Speaker 2: It's like I saw that on my family Twitter, and
Speaker 2: it's just like, yeah, I know for a fact you
Speaker 2: had some of these people before this, and like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, that's that's Seeing that in real time
Speaker 2: was pretty wild.
Speaker 4: The Puerto Ricans in my family are all like they were, like,
Speaker 4: we've The thing about me is that what sucks for
Speaker 4: my family is that the Puerto Ricans in my family
Speaker 4: are from New York and New Yorkers can't stand him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: York City people hate him. He can't do business there anymore,
Speaker 4: if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: I know, and I know like Atlantic City, he can't
Speaker 4: go there, he can't do business anymore. Yeah, he's exempt.
Speaker 4: But also things you just can't do, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this guy sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, Papa Jesus rode his hello again, you handsome homoombres.
Speaker 2: If you could physically change your co host bodies in
Speaker 2: any way to annoy or inconvenience, then what would you do? Person?
Speaker 2: I think would hilarious. If Chris was slightly shorter, but
Speaker 2: had I dick that was seven inches soft? What suck?
Speaker 2: That's not a good that's not that's not good. That's
Speaker 2: not good. Uh, that's such That would actually really damage me, that.
Speaker 4: Debilitating because you would show that to a woman. They'd
Speaker 4: be like no, yeah, because that happened. They're like, oh no,
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not a porn star. Don't get that
Speaker 4: out of here.
Speaker 2: I would yeah, all right. Or if Derek had skinny
Speaker 2: legs but an even bigger ass, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Derek's ass is so big he's like Junted Foe in
Speaker 4: a seat. Yeah, he's about the fall all the whole time.
Speaker 4: That is crazy. I would make Chris really tall, and
Speaker 4: I'd fuck up all your wardrobe.
Speaker 2: That really like big and tall tall.
Speaker 4: You'd be like you'd be like my frame and like
Speaker 4: a little tall.
Speaker 2: Like so tall that I would not only would I
Speaker 2: not have any use for my current clothes, but I
Speaker 2: couldn't reliably just go to H and M right now,
Speaker 2: like I would have to go to like a like
Speaker 2: a tailor to get shit done, like.
Speaker 4: You'd have to. You'd have to effectively in your home
Speaker 4: be naked and so clothes got delivered to your house. Guys,
Speaker 4: I can't record. I can't wear anything in here.
Speaker 2: We wear like towels. I guess you have to.
Speaker 4: Record in a towel. No, you're tall, might be too
Speaker 4: small too. You have towels near your side.
Speaker 2: Big and tall towels. That would suck. I would hate
Speaker 2: to honestly, I would hate to be taller than I
Speaker 2: am right now, or shorter than I am right now,
Speaker 2: like I feel like i'm so actively, I'm so adept
Speaker 2: at this frame.
Speaker 4: Wal you'd hit things with your shoulders. You wouldn't know
Speaker 4: you have a giant friend. You would just it would
Speaker 4: just ruin your life.
Speaker 2: It would be like glogging into destiny and my load
Speaker 2: out is completely different and you're just like fuck like
Speaker 2: or just like my build as fucked. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: god damn it. I had like a save. I was
Speaker 2: so I got into such a flow with this, and
Speaker 2: now I'm like, I'm definitely gonna be hitting my head
Speaker 2: on things.
Speaker 4: I would you know, since that thing, if you make
Speaker 4: me like smaller than Lily, I would take me and
Speaker 4: it scaled me down like size and everything. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm like as short as Lily is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I would. I would make it so
Speaker 2: you would no matter what you did, you'd always lose
Speaker 2: a little bit of weight, but it would only be here,
Speaker 2: and so your face would still be the same, your
Speaker 2: arms would still be the same, and your legs would
Speaker 2: still be the same, but your torso would shrink.
Speaker 4: I would just have like I would have abs in
Speaker 4: the same exact face. I don't like this, what's the
Speaker 4: point of this.
Speaker 2: You would look really wrong, like like you would look
Speaker 2: like you know this match games and Derek, I think, uh, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, Derek, I would make white. I would
Speaker 2: make I would make Derek white. Immediately.
Speaker 4: I think that would bother him way more than well, no,
Speaker 4: it probably bothered me more, but they would a lot.
Speaker 2: The thing I think about him is that he would
Speaker 2: get in trouble because he did. He says the end
Speaker 2: word more than you do. Somehow, he does. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: yes he does. I've noticed it because I remember I
Speaker 2: had to edit, and I remember I had like a
Speaker 2: little counter on the side to entertain myself while I
Speaker 2: was at it. I never put it in the video
Speaker 2: because that's more editing.
Speaker 4: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: But like, but like I remember, like he so he
Speaker 2: says it a lot, but like I also feel like
Speaker 2: it would it would really conflict with him because he
Speaker 2: is so like he's so metal oriented that like I
Speaker 2: wonder if, like he I feel like he would have
Speaker 2: a crisis of identity where it's like I really could
Speaker 2: just like I really could just throw myself into this
Speaker 2: other aspect of my personality and like betray that half
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 4: You know, turning someone a different raise is so stupid
Speaker 4: but also so fucking horrible at the same time. What
Speaker 4: do you mean, Because it's like it's if like if
Speaker 4: I just turned you into a fucking black man, your
Speaker 4: life would change and you would know you would know
Speaker 4: the changes that are in bound too, and you'd be like,
Speaker 4: this is gonna suck. Yeah, I sense a humor can't
Speaker 4: be the same way it is. Well, it can't. I
Speaker 4: don't know, Chris, it can't. You can?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: Especially your in the way the way I know you.
Speaker 4: You can't be like that anymore.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why not? Because you're very.
Speaker 4: Apathetic on the surface, and that would be really fucking
Speaker 4: bad as a black person.
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Because you'd like make a joke about something and then
Speaker 4: you'd be like, oh, man, is that destructive that made
Speaker 4: this joke?
Speaker 2: Like, no, I think I think I can finally, I
Speaker 2: can finally, I have so many tweets in my drafts
Speaker 2: and I can finally tweet.
Speaker 4: You'd be able to tweet tweets out right, yeah, and
Speaker 4: then you'd be like, Oh, it wasn't worth it. You're
Speaker 4: like get in the golden ticket and being like, oh,
Speaker 4: I got a gobstop or that's it, I got a
Speaker 4: candy that just doesn't go away.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think I can. I'd make
Speaker 2: the most out of it.
Speaker 4: You make the most out of it, you have to.
Speaker 2: You know, I'd make the most out of it. I
Speaker 2: have so many like even just like yesterday, like in
Speaker 2: a batwash, I tweeted a nicer version of it today
Speaker 2: or like last night or whatever. But like the first
Speaker 2: thing that I the first thing that I wrote out
Speaker 2: in my Twitter and put in my dress is like
Speaker 2: this and word's gay.
Speaker 4: I would if I was. If I was gay, I
Speaker 4: would tweet that words so much should be crazy.
Speaker 2: I thought about going on a date with a guy
Speaker 2: just so I could say it.
Speaker 4: That's you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have like.
Speaker 4: Shows that shows how terrible we are, like we're like
Speaker 4: we're terrible people, Like we're like we're filth. We're filth,
Speaker 4: we're scums that like to think, like I want to
Speaker 4: say this, words so bad that I will betray myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah whatever, Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 4: That's insane.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know myself. I don't want
Speaker 2: myself nothing. You see.
Speaker 4: That's even more insane that that files back into it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was like for a joke, I will go and
Speaker 4: I'll say something really terrible just to get the shits
Speaker 4: and giggles. Yeah, and that's bad. We're also addicted to
Speaker 4: making ourselves laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a problem. It's a really bad problem.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a problem to the point where like
Speaker 2: I remember getting into accidental arguments because I didn't realize
Speaker 2: that they believed like that they I've been in argument
Speaker 2: with people where they thought I was like actually saying
Speaker 2: the things I was saying, which is a dumb sentence,
Speaker 2: I understand, But like I say things to amuse myself
Speaker 2: and only to amuse myself, and I get in trouble
Speaker 2: for it sometimes just because like people start to believe,
Speaker 2: Like I remember I was at a party. I was
Speaker 2: at a party recently. I was at a birthday party
Speaker 2: for a friend of a friend of ours, a comedian friend,
Speaker 2: and she was like, I saw Bella there. He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Bella is Like I'm thinking, I usually like gravitate towards
Speaker 2: the people I know at parties, and they're just like
Speaker 2: I don't know these people. I let people like approach
Speaker 2: and like kind of that's how I meet people. It's
Speaker 2: like I'm talking with somebody else, somebody either approaches me
Speaker 2: or them and then like you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: that's how then and then the circle grows or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I was there, and the person whose birthday was
Speaker 2: just like, oh, how do you guys know each other?
Speaker 2: To to uh to Bella and me, and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: we went to pre immediately without thinking about it, like
Speaker 2: we went to preschool together. I immediately said. I was like,
Speaker 2: we would like without even a second fucking thought that's
Speaker 2: not true at all, Like, but she said like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I went to preachers together. And then Bella was like yeah,
Speaker 2: cause she felt like she got roped into it and
Speaker 2: then at least she would And the girl whose birth
Speaker 2: party was he was like, wait, I thought you were
Speaker 2: East Coast and it's like, yeah, I was there for
Speaker 2: like and it became like a whole snowboar, a snowball, and.
Speaker 4: Now this person's wrapped into it. Yeah, she just doesn't
Speaker 4: want to be a part of it. Like you could have.
Speaker 2: Just told she was drunk too. She was drug too,
Speaker 2: so it's like stressed. So she was like so she
Speaker 2: was like and I was like I was clearly stressing
Speaker 2: her around because she thought everything that she knew about
Speaker 2: like both of us were like wrong somehow. But it
Speaker 2: was just such an impulse. It helps me feel comfortable
Speaker 2: because I'm just like improvising, So you're taking other people's
Speaker 2: comfortability for yourself. You're selfish. You're selfish. I just I
Speaker 2: like to improve with people, and I think people like
Speaker 2: the people that know me enough know that I do that,
Speaker 2: so like I'm just used to doing it. So with
Speaker 2: strangers who don't know and think I'm just earnestly telling
Speaker 2: them stories about my life, like it's it's.
Speaker 4: Just find out you're lying, Like what the fuck's wrong
Speaker 4: with this guy? We meet?
Speaker 2: We to be fair, I saw it falling. I saw
Speaker 2: it like snowballing into this crazy and I would say, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we like we just met on online. We didn't go
Speaker 2: to Like I I squashed it quicker than I would
Speaker 2: have in the past. In the past, I would have
Speaker 2: just let that linger until the next time I saw them.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Because it's like.
Speaker 4: That from you learn that from Zach.
Speaker 2: I learned that from Zach and my dad to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, Like my dad would do that. My
Speaker 2: dad used to pretend normally I would care about this,
Speaker 2: get him getting canceled, but like he's retired, so like
Speaker 2: he's safe, but like to embarrass me. He would like
Speaker 2: if it was just me and him at like Walmart.
Speaker 2: He would pretend to be special needs if I was
Speaker 2: getting on his nerves, like if I was bothering him,
Speaker 2: or like if I was being annoying, he would immediately
Speaker 2: like slip into like retard speak and like pretend to
Speaker 2: be like a nuisance to make a problem for me.
Speaker 2: This is my father.
Speaker 4: Is your sister like that too? Is a genetic is
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Are you are you?
Speaker 4: Are you friends with your sister?
Speaker 2: I think so yeah, like not not to like not
Speaker 2: to a degree that I am with like you guys,
Speaker 2: I guess, or like Jalen, because I don't see them
Speaker 2: that all.
Speaker 4: I'm not friends with my I'm friends with.
Speaker 2: I would say I'm pretty friendly with my sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love her. We're very cordial, but I'm not
Speaker 4: friends with hers. Like I can't like, I can't be
Speaker 4: myself in front of my sister, dude, because she'll be like,
Speaker 4: are you insane?
Speaker 2: It would I wouldn't be myself to this degree, but
Speaker 2: I would be more myself than you would expect.
Speaker 4: I guess I can't hear myself. I can't I hate
Speaker 4: you by someone with my grandma. My grandmother was like
Speaker 4: if my grandmother knew what I was, she would have
Speaker 4: had to be exercised.
Speaker 2: I would never have them listen. I would never have
Speaker 2: them listen to my podcast, and I would never want
Speaker 2: them to. But it wouldn't It would just be less.
Speaker 2: I guess the stuff I would say it would be
Speaker 2: less like sexual. I guess it would be less that
Speaker 2: it would be less vulgar in that way, but it
Speaker 2: would still be the same type of stuff. Like I
Speaker 2: remember like tumbling down the stairs backwards once in my
Speaker 2: house when my sister was living with us because she
Speaker 2: was like living with us for like a brief period
Speaker 2: of time before she got her own place, and I
Speaker 2: felt like my knee I dis okay to my knee
Speaker 2: running up the stairs because I was like, for some reason,
Speaker 2: I was like, let me see how many stairs I
Speaker 2: can skip, you know what I mean. It's one of
Speaker 2: those just to entertain myself walking up the stairs. And
Speaker 2: then like I popped. I remember like stretching in a
Speaker 2: weird way, and I was like that feels weird, and
Speaker 2: then popped out and then I fell backwards down the stairs.
Speaker 2: I was like, ah. And then my sister walks into
Speaker 2: the hallway, turns around and I'm just like sitting there
Speaker 2: holding my knee like fuck, and she goes, are you lying?
Speaker 2: Is this a bit I have never by the way,
Speaker 2: I have never done a bit like that. I have
Speaker 2: never pranked her. She used to trip me. She's like
Speaker 2: triped me, like down thet she used to trip me
Speaker 2: down the stairs. Yes, she's like fifteen years older. She's
Speaker 2: like almost fifty. I think it's crazy, but like it's weird,
Speaker 2: Like my relationship with my sister's weird because she is
Speaker 2: like my aunt kind of because her siblings are like
Speaker 2: my siblings, but she is also very much my sister.
Speaker 4: It's the same thing with me my niece. I spoke
Speaker 4: to my niece a few days ago and she's twenty
Speaker 4: four now, which is fucking insane to think about because
Speaker 4: like obviously, toy, I haven't spoken to her in quite
Speaker 4: a bit. But like there's still the babies in your mind,
Speaker 4: you know, they're so like, oh, this is my little
Speaker 4: my little niece, you know, like a baby in my brain. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then hearing seeing her like oh yeah, like I'm
Speaker 4: I'm going to grad school next year, like I'm trying
Speaker 4: to find my own place, and I'm like what, yeah,
Speaker 4: what is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my man, he says, a baby already, So like.
Speaker 4: What it's I'm just it's just fucking freaky to me,
Speaker 4: it's freaky what's happening. And just having talked to her,
Speaker 4: I'm friends with her. She's my fucking friend. Like I
Speaker 4: laugh for I send her fucked up jokes that I
Speaker 4: send you guys to her. I would never It's like
Speaker 4: Uncle Kingston, I'm at work, Like if I open this
Speaker 4: randomly at work because my friend Ben one time he
Speaker 4: opened one of the memes, I said to him he
Speaker 4: should never word blared out and he was just like no.
Speaker 2: At work at work, He's like no.
Speaker 4: But she's like Kingston, I can't open these around people
Speaker 4: like is this? And I can laugh at it privately,
Speaker 4: but like I'm like a studious person, I can't. You
Speaker 4: can't bring this to me right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is like at home when we're like Thanksgiving, we're
Speaker 4: all laugh as something like that. But other than that,
Speaker 4: you can't do that. And I think it's insane because
Speaker 4: for us, we haven't had the thing to make us
Speaker 4: like grow up yet, so we're still just jackass it.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, which is dope. Yeah, we're gonna read Uh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now. By
Speaker 2: the way, I don't think I mentioned this on the
Speaker 2: last episode, but since she came up, my sister so
Speaker 2: there we have a family kind of thing going on.
Speaker 2: Her husband has pancratic cancer. I have like a gofund
Speaker 2: me up. It reached the goal already, which is insane.
Speaker 2: Like I shared it like one night, and it's just
Speaker 2: like everybody, A lot of internet friends shared it just
Speaker 2: in weighing. Other people really appreciate it. The link still
Speaker 2: up if you want to support that would be That
Speaker 2: would mean a lot to my family. It is at
Speaker 2: uh it is. I don't remember the link exactly, but
Speaker 2: if you go to my Twitter Chris R. Gunn like
Speaker 2: my shadow band one unfortunately, uh, it's the pin tweet.
Speaker 2: So you can go over there and toss a buck
Speaker 2: if you want. We would appreciate it. She's very appreciative
Speaker 2: that it hit the goal already. But you know that
Speaker 2: shit is it doesn't get cheaper, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: There's definitely good. There's definitely not gonna be like money
Speaker 2: left over for cancer stuff.
Speaker 4: It's very good that they caught it so early though.
Speaker 4: Thank goodness, they caught it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 4: You know. I hopes that's it.
Speaker 2: I hopes yes. Uh, let's go. Let's count me down.
Speaker 4: Three two one.
Speaker 2: Flexing being a Day one listener like a Destiny veteran
Speaker 2: flex is playing the D one Beta when sharing a
Speaker 2: bad opinion. I listened, man, I played the Alpha. I
Speaker 2: played the D one Alpha dude in Joe's basement. I
Speaker 2: remember it was fucking that was fucking exciting, man. Dude.
Speaker 4: Playing guest play Destiny is being confused at first, like
Speaker 4: what is going there?
Speaker 2: Orts huh dude? When I was I'm playing obviously, I'm
Speaker 2: playing Black Ops six right now, and there's like the
Speaker 2: zombies mode, right I haven't played Call of Duty Zombies
Speaker 2: since literally World at War. It is jarring as fuck.
Speaker 2: Now It's like Borderlands and you're like, huh, this it's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's like really fucking cool, but also like, huh, what
Speaker 2: the fuck did they do? But this is like, no, no, shade,
Speaker 2: it's really cool what they've done to it. Like I'm
Speaker 2: actually like really into it. Me and Lyle and and
Speaker 2: Kyle were playing last night. It was really fun, but
Speaker 2: like also like what the this is? This would have
Speaker 2: given me a heart attack if I had never say
Speaker 2: it's like, what the fuck? This is not what I remember?
Speaker 2: But yeah, Destiny one Wasson must have been mega confusing.
Speaker 2: I mean Destiny two is confusing if you don't know it. So, uh,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is that? George Caciopo be like fondle
Speaker 2: my sack boy, Darth Beaner welcome terrifying? What do you
Speaker 2: think about that? Derek? Fucking good? Nice comedy comedy shorts
Speaker 2: athis as Shaggy and his little companion Roofy. Do uh
Speaker 2: you ever listen to metal leave him alone? What do
Speaker 2: you mean you don't like puppet Derek? Or you have
Speaker 2: a white wife, Derek? What do you think about when
Speaker 2: you thinking about UFC? So petty?
Speaker 4: It is so petty because we have episodes without you.
Speaker 4: We don't make fun of you in the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's something funny the idea of it being like right
Speaker 4: there and he's not there. It's funny that we should
Speaker 4: all pa commissioned.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're free to do that. I never like,
Speaker 2: there's no rule of that.
Speaker 4: Said like silly, like we're not gonna do that. That's
Speaker 4: not nice and You're.
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm Derek, I'm murdy worry. I have I have,
Speaker 2: I have gauges because I put my dick in my Alright,
Speaker 2: let's the citister fun of of Jeff Bezos eating it
Speaker 2: iguana surreal We played the Hammer game again? Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: dead as fuck? Uh? Hey, Genie, I wish that every
Speaker 2: single pubic hair on planet Earth turns into his. Uh solifuge.
Speaker 4: That's insane.
Speaker 2: I know that. What do you think about that, Derek?
Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
Speaker 4: Derek?
Speaker 2: Religion's Religion's dumb.
Speaker 4: What makes it worse is that you and I what
Speaker 4: we do is make fun of people. Yeah, that's all
Speaker 4: we do in tandom. Lily is like a hat with
Speaker 4: Chris is here because all you guys do is make
Speaker 4: fun of me. And I'm like, don't be so easy
Speaker 4: to make fun of Lily?
Speaker 2: What the she she shoots at me more than anything.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, of course, because you've made fun of her.
Speaker 4: Now she's schooled.
Speaker 2: Well, tough, tough shit. Uh hey U what is it? Hey? Genie? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: Slee's Merchant, Joe Biden's birthday cake, burning the White House down?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: There will become starring Daniel gay penis so fucking that's dumb.
Speaker 2: Sweeney is just Chris and his bizar reform crumplings. Sweeney
Speaker 2: uses knitting wool to floss.
Speaker 4: Why are you guys attacking me?
Speaker 2: That is crazy, That is just not nice.
Speaker 4: My wife is white Sweeney Sweeney using uh Jesus Christ
Speaker 4: in a row?
Speaker 2: Sweety is sweety using the microphone cord to floss the
Speaker 2: gap between his teeth. You guys got a chill man,
Speaker 2: all right, guys, I get it all right. You can
Speaker 2: stopped something in front of my brother this way.
Speaker 4: This mean fun of my brother.
Speaker 2: My brother, it's so stupid. Fifty five hour energy wait, oh,
Speaker 2: five five hour energies in a row? Fifty five hour
Speaker 2: it's crazy. That is insane. Do you think at certain
Speaker 2: point you wouldn't been asleep anymore? Yo?
Speaker 8: That reminds me of a metal bad.
Speaker 4: Is my favorite man on the lips. They're really good, man,
Speaker 4: They have really guitar.
Speaker 2: Five five hour energies in a row. Unlock the gay Domination.
Speaker 2: Fought of the Dead, called j Gay called j Gay
Speaker 2: wentworth eight seven seven dick. Now after the recent Superman vs.
Speaker 2: Sweeney's no longer ran on most topics. If Young Metro
Speaker 2: didn't trust you, he gonna rape you. Allegedly, Chris and
Speaker 2: Sween have the patients of Saintsman are going to be
Speaker 2: with Derek marrowind is the second best Western RPG. Please play.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's so old now, It's look,
Speaker 2: it's hard to play those games, uh cootors is. I
Speaker 2: somehow managed to enjoy it, But like, I can't imagine
Speaker 2: that it's going to be the case for most people.
Speaker 4: I think about culturs that, like, the Star Wars world
Speaker 4: is really cool outside of the Skywalker bullshit. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 4: as soon as you remove the Skywalker bullshit, you realize
Speaker 4: how much is going on.
Speaker 2: I think the Skywalkers is cool. Yeah, I think the
Speaker 2: Skywalker stuff is probably the lamest part of it, to
Speaker 2: be honest, I mean not maybe not the lamest, it's
Speaker 2: the least. It's one of the more less interesting parts
Speaker 2: of it to me.
Speaker 4: Like, I think Jedi are cool, but the fact that
Speaker 4: there's this main character is like, h lame.
Speaker 2: I'm actually so much more interested in the sci fi
Speaker 2: parts of it, Like, like the Jedi, I get it.
Speaker 4: There's some there's some fucking weird shit in that universe.
Speaker 2: Man, what the expanded Universe that they uncanonize.
Speaker 4: I get why they did it. It was it was it
Speaker 4: went on too long, you know. Yeah, they had like
Speaker 4: forty five years of like just shit, they would just
Speaker 4: write it.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about the fact that, like people
Speaker 2: like with those stories, like, does it bother you that
Speaker 2: those are uncanonized? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Bothers with me because there's a few moments where I
Speaker 4: think they're like awesome, Like I think sith vaide I'm
Speaker 4: not sith Luke is insanely cool idea. Uh huh, the
Speaker 4: idea of Lucas that they all have the tendency towards
Speaker 4: the dark side.
Speaker 2: That happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's actually Palpatine's apprentice because Palpatine comes back in
Speaker 4: the other series later on because the whole time, during
Speaker 4: the clone stuff, that's what he's trying to just trying
Speaker 4: to clone a Jedi. He was like, I'm trying to
Speaker 4: clone my body. I'm old right now. When I was younger,
Speaker 4: I would have been able to dog walk anyone here.
Speaker 4: So he clones himself, he comes back, Luke fights him,
Speaker 4: Luke gets ainally assassinated pretty much, and then he's like,
Speaker 4: you'll be my You'll be my set. I got you,
Speaker 4: I'll do better than what you did with your father,
Speaker 4: And Lucas like, I'm gonna go under, Like I have
Speaker 4: to go under colors. If I'm not with him, they'll
Speaker 4: pull him back. He's gonna do funck shit. So he
Speaker 4: goes and becomes the Apprentice and he starts tweaking. He
Speaker 4: starts like, oh shit, like maybe there is a thing
Speaker 4: to this dark side shit because I can make different,
Speaker 4: like make a change. He starts like doing fucks yeah,
Speaker 4: And I think that's a cool idea. These are all
Speaker 4: a bunch of cool ideas that they had.
Speaker 2: But the problem is, I guess I guess what I'm
Speaker 2: saying is like does it does it bother you in
Speaker 2: a in a deep sense that they're not cannon despite
Speaker 2: the fact that you've already read them and they're still
Speaker 2: stories that.
Speaker 4: You've attached yourself, They're still there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of hot because I think about like
Speaker 2: Haylo sometimes and I'm like, I want them to cannonize
Speaker 2: all of this stuff, Like this is entire all the
Speaker 2: Foregunner mystery stuff being revealed, is like I can get
Speaker 2: rid of.
Speaker 4: That, you know, all of the stuff I love about
Speaker 4: Star Wars with the Spider Man, all those things they're
Speaker 4: still around.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Lily just walked in.
Speaker 4: The chair, moves back and then moves forward. I would
Speaker 4: scream and jump out your window.
Speaker 2: It's great. I'm not tall enough to take it. I scream.
Speaker 4: I would scream and jump out the fucking window.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can see ghosts, Lily, how are you doing?
Speaker 2: Do it? Go ahead? They just stop.
Speaker 4: They just take the step to doing it. We didn't
Speaker 4: it to your own people. Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Please? What I mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 2: I was listening her, you were? You just ignored her.
Speaker 4: I'll go back. Oh yeah, Kingston, please clean the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I asked you three times.
Speaker 4: I've asked you tres trish time au traves again.
Speaker 2: Please hurry up and do it? All right? My family's
Speaker 2: from Mexico. Interesting, where's that?
Speaker 4: It's below America?
Speaker 2: Great? But below all right? Jeez?
Speaker 4: Where that'll be a guest again? You got to have
Speaker 4: a podcast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she is right, names all right? Going to do
Speaker 2: hens ship to loose the Vatican Church's anime girl mascot?
Speaker 2: Is that real? I saw that going around. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that I don't know how real that was
Speaker 2: though I wouldn't surprise me anymore. We're living in such
Speaker 2: a fucking joke clown world. Blair White canonically banging me please,
Speaker 2: Hannibal elector politely asking to suck your dick.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I voted for Andrew Tait and no one can stop me.
Speaker 2: Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's mouth and giving him a
Speaker 2: piss caake. Gay Leno dressing up is Jay Leno for
Speaker 2: Halloween Death the Jack the World's Fastest Maori. I'm still
Speaker 2: gonna say, uh, asking fifteen questions in the hope that
Speaker 2: one is answered maybe one day. That's probably why there's
Speaker 2: so many fucking questions. It's just it's just five people
Speaker 2: asking two hundred of them. Extra amo idea rank? Oh,
Speaker 2: I rank every hot female? Extra and Spider Man two
Speaker 2: are there? That are there? What do you? Oh like? Wait?
Speaker 2: Extra extra implies movie? So like the like the film
Speaker 2: that many hot ones? Yeah? Like what I remember Spider
Speaker 2: Man three? Wait is this Spider where he swings over
Speaker 2: in the Oh? No, maybe this too. I can't remember
Speaker 2: which shots from, but like the where spideral strings over
Speaker 2: and it's just like a camera underneath these these two women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that, but I don't. I don't remember it
Speaker 2: being particularly particularly hot in that movie.
Speaker 4: I guess I never thought Kirsten Dunt was hot. Ever,
Speaker 4: I never thought it was hot. I think What's your Name?
Speaker 4: Is attractive. The girl from the Blind, the Red he's
Speaker 4: the redhead in real life, but she's in three but.
Speaker 2: Here, no, she plays she plays when Yeah, oh is that?
Speaker 2: That's not Brett Larson is Dallas Howard Brancetus Howard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's attractive, but yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think those movies were particularly like. I don't
Speaker 2: think that was the point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: The point except for her literally, yeah, I think they're
Speaker 2: supposed to. Yeah, she's literally a model. Yeah in the movie.
Speaker 2: That's the only one that like say, like them anyway,
Speaker 2: Big Meat, he stinks my human taxid ermy flashlight and
Speaker 2: dildo business will pop off, trust me. Andy, the man
Speaker 2: who's Handy's on our at but not his dandy dragon age.
Speaker 2: But the canari are all talk like stallone. I'm not buying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not buying every now. I'm not really a
Speaker 4: minimal I don't really fit within the society. Society's gender roles.
Speaker 4: They're stupid, which Kingston the person Nearyting does really agree.
Speaker 4: They are very retarded.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. It's so fucking that's layered. Why is Kingston
Speaker 2: insecure about his teeth and not because his eyes blink
Speaker 2: out of time with each other? Don't be so crazy?
Speaker 2: Is that really? Look at it? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Stop stop, I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 2: We haven't. I guess we have the recording. I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to be able to do that on purpose, but
Speaker 2: it's so hard.
Speaker 4: Like one of my eyes twitches a lot.
Speaker 2: I just end up looking like I'm winking because like
Speaker 2: my I can't. I can't. I can't close one eye
Speaker 2: without like forcing my entire face to change.
Speaker 4: You don't be backing blink really fast?
Speaker 2: It's like, how do you do that? I've never met
Speaker 2: anybody who could do that really, not that I've noticed anyway,
Speaker 2: so fast I can't see darkness. Uh, that's so fucked up,
Speaker 2: Heath Smoker, There's no way that's true. Though. By the way,
Speaker 2: if I would have noticed it and picked you apart
Speaker 2: for it before already, Oh thanks, that's like how like people.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody notices, but like I'm short.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Oh really, it took a
Speaker 2: while for people to just notice. Maybe online online, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I look lanky, you look like independently, if I'm
Speaker 2: on a in a frame by myself, I look like
Speaker 2: a lanky person. A lanky person.
Speaker 4: Does that work?
Speaker 2: It means you can scale me the funk up, no
Speaker 2: matter what I think scaling im. I did a scale
Speaker 2: up of you on my brain and I just extended
Speaker 2: your neck. I thought, I was like, that's insane. If
Speaker 2: you scaled me up, like my body would look normal
Speaker 2: for a while, my head would be hilariously large. It'd
Speaker 2: be jarring. That'd be a jarring. If you just scaled
Speaker 2: like the body up, like dragged the top right thing
Speaker 2: and photoshop, it would be really like my body would
Speaker 2: look fine for a while, but like my head would
Speaker 2: be immediately too big. Heath Smoker is off to Vegas Gids.
Speaker 2: What if you tube existed during slavery? With every slavery
Speaker 2: channel's question mark, Yes, the weed, the weed of Olympus Coward,
Speaker 2: the couragely dog. I like that one. Evil Chris Raygun
Speaker 2: loves cat Black.
Speaker 4: I mean courage is a kind of hit.
Speaker 2: He is kind of courageous. Yeah, he like so, so
Speaker 2: it would wouldn't that just be the show.
Speaker 4: Because they hit his name would just be coward now
Speaker 4: that's it. Yeah, oh coward and actually be a coward.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't help them. He would run away. Every episode
Speaker 2: would be him fleeing the scene the second something.
Speaker 4: Know it, it'd be him attempting'll be brave and run away.
Speaker 2: It would be him waking up calmly in the morning
Speaker 2: and running away before like the freak comes to the door,
Speaker 2: like before the lightning strikes are before like a fucking
Speaker 2: ghost shows up. He would just abandon because he just
Speaker 2: is so anxious.
Speaker 4: They're so obviously have to stay there. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: They're they're in the middle of nowhere as elders. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where are their children? Fucking no way they had any
Speaker 2: Muriel can't be fertile, No possible infertile murredal uh. And
Speaker 2: in my hour of darkness he is jerking right in
Speaker 2: front of me taking loads of his cum. Let it
Speaker 2: pre and it cuts off Kevin Durant's feet. The South
Speaker 2: is the best region of hip hop by far. Relinquishy
Speaker 2: contents of y pockets bread or thou shall shove a
Speaker 2: man up, mister pants. Y'all played the new Destiny dungeon. No,
Speaker 2: I haven't played Destiny.
Speaker 4: In a while. I'm behind behind. I think I'm done
Speaker 4: with it though. Yeah, I'm just satisfying a game. I'll see.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to Marathon. I've heard good things about it.
Speaker 2: I haven't played any attraction shooters really, and I think bungeee, Like,
Speaker 2: if Bungie does it, I'll go, I'll go try it generally,
Speaker 2: because like they I didn't really like first person shooters
Speaker 2: really until Halo. I didn't really like looter shooters until
Speaker 2: like Borderlands was okay, But like Destiny really like cemented
Speaker 2: that shit for me for like MMOs and Luda shooters,
Speaker 2: so I think they can do the same for I
Speaker 2: think they could do the same for extraction shooters. I
Speaker 2: just don't really know that much about them. Word you
Speaker 2: all play, say yeah, okay. A beverage of sorts. God
Speaker 2: damn it can't escape this shit. Cardboard Pie, the not
Speaker 2: Alloyd's Eldritch naut A Lussi by Curious George. You dare
Speaker 2: bring light into my layer? You must die. Jolly Old Dipshit,
Speaker 2: Chris's favorite band, guy's whitest What guys whitenest whitest my ass?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I should understand it,
Speaker 2: but I don't.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Niggy with the skibbity rizzy. Uh, that story where you
Speaker 2: had to tell a friend that story you had uh
Speaker 2: to tell a friend that trespassing was dangerous sounded smokey coated. Uh,
Speaker 2: showing someone from nineteen forties, showing someone from nineteen forty,
Speaker 2: Piper Parry getting ruined by a pair by a pack
Speaker 2: of big dick devians. They would probably lose their mind
Speaker 2: like modern porn would wreck somebody in the forties.
Speaker 4: Modern porn would would make them create a time machine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would figure it out.
Speaker 4: But we have to go there. We have to go there.
Speaker 2: We have to we have to see this in person.
Speaker 4: We see this happen.
Speaker 2: Man, find out if Kevin Cotton Coals I forgot about this.
Speaker 2: Find out if Kevin Cotton Coals survives his next bout.
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Speaker 2: Dubois Hunter, du Gay Bar, shanty Man, piano man, give
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Speaker 2: a big old d and you've got us something that
Speaker 2: it cuts out. Remember to tug me by my balls,
Speaker 2: open your jaws and make me wetter. The Gatles, The
Speaker 2: Beatles were gay? Oh word word no way? Facts rise
Speaker 2: against is the use for straight men? Uh? Smitchie the Kid, Chris,
Speaker 2: where's the Halo TV show video? Don't worry you guys
Speaker 2: are gonna get sick of me in November. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you that much.
Speaker 4: Don't worry. It's not gonna happen. Don't worry. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna do it.
Speaker 2: You'll see she pipped, get on my Pippa, clicked the
Speaker 2: wrong button and sub down it here I'm back, Welcome back,
Speaker 2: uh Sweeney showers and sneakers. No way, I'm hanging out
Speaker 2: with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I
Speaker 2: don't get killed. British people come then be like, what's
Speaker 2: all this? Then? Putting? Get in bait, putting, get putting,
Speaker 2: get in baby formula at Walmart? F Is that what
Speaker 2: that means?
Speaker 4: Putting?
Speaker 2: Putting? Fen? Why is he right? Right?
Speaker 4: Get mistake? I think is near g right? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: think probably auto corrected.
Speaker 2: That's just a fucking wild Jesus Christ reading this is
Speaker 2: a nightmare hold.
Speaker 4: Out like to so my brain helped I'm so just slexing.
Speaker 4: My brain helped me figure that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pull save them fulled out twenty years late
Speaker 2: and the sloviest way possible call that bitch Afghanistan Christmas? Right,
Speaker 2: American Dad is pretty funny. Roger's not as annoying as
Speaker 2: you said. Yeah, I don't know. I mean to be fair, Like,
Speaker 2: my barometer for American Dad episodes is from like literally
Speaker 2: twenty eleven, so that's what I'm remembering. But I've seen
Speaker 2: clips of it recently that I'm like, this looks kind
Speaker 2: of funny. Like, I don't know, but I don't even
Speaker 2: know where I would see that show. It's not Hulu, right,
Speaker 2: I guess that's someone I don't have, so I.
Speaker 4: Don't want to have Hulu. My girlfriend loves it. She's
Speaker 4: like I love rom Comms, and I'm like, Hulu sucks.
Speaker 2: She's got a lot of animation though, I think, hey,
Speaker 2: Arnold's on there and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just know I'm not watching Yard anymore. I
Speaker 4: watching on it with my friend.
Speaker 2: Harold is really good, Like Hannad is just like a
Speaker 2: damn good show. Honestly, I'll watched him underrated by a lot.
Speaker 2: I think it wasn't on for a long time. That's
Speaker 2: why I think people just don't talk about it when
Speaker 2: it comes to carto because it's just so grounded and
Speaker 2: so it just doesn't feel like a cartoon do. A
Speaker 2: lot of people just feel like a show and so like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, transferrem gremlin, you shmajing Leon Kennedy. That'd
Speaker 2: be fucking dangerous. A scuba tank filled with fart gas.
Speaker 2: You would die.
Speaker 4: That's so fun, you.
Speaker 2: Die instantly to They wouldn't even they would be so
Speaker 2: little time.
Speaker 4: You would have to choose, am I gonna drown? Or
Speaker 4: am I gonna inhale farts till.
Speaker 2: I die trying? I guess you know there's nobility in drowning.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a there's a nobility, there's a hero.
Speaker 2: It's like there's a nobility that's not suffocating and far
Speaker 2: exactly like between the two. You can't have that written
Speaker 2: about you, man. I would so much rather see Chris
Speaker 2: Chris Raymond and drowned. Then Chris Raymond was suffocated on
Speaker 2: farts until he died and then flo the top and
Speaker 2: then flowed at the top because he was so full
Speaker 2: of fucking gas. H Craig the Canadian Uh die monster
Speaker 2: w NV made me want to ship my fants. It's
Speaker 2: your boy, Shawn d Serpers Agent two six seven. Fun fact,
Speaker 2: the human race will not go extinct in your lifetime.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. That would be dope as fuck, though. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean no. I dreamed that Goku was late for
Speaker 2: Gohan's birthday with no persons. He came inside a condom
Speaker 2: and gave it to him. Uh three x oh. Letting
Speaker 2: you know. There's character there's a character named Peterman and
Speaker 2: a character who is trafficked a comical amount in the
Speaker 2: same arc of One Piece. I don't know what any
Speaker 2: of that means, Shared Brown. He's gonna fuck your mom,
Speaker 2: make your dad trans and eat your pets, slurping, stroke
Speaker 2: and smoking, joking and Mooticon's going like this eight hundreds
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Speaker 2: So well we'll see you in the next episode. We'll
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