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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let your.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco one on one one double jr r.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. Well, I just realized we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>end up giving you a divided double dose of Jane's addiction. Hell,

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<v Speaker 2>you say, inadvertently drop that one in?

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<v Speaker 1>He looked over at me and said, well, I just

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up. I play because we had some behind the

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<v Speaker 1>scenes stuff going on that we're not going to get into.

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<v Speaker 1>But he looks, he goes, well, I screwed that one up.

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<v Speaker 3>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's our worst problem or our biggest problem today,

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<v Speaker 1>life's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane's Addiction happens to be that. You say, we played

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<v Speaker 2>artists this morning, and luckily Jane says, isn't one of

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<v Speaker 2>the three songs that you're voting on at the jar

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<v Speaker 2>facebook page. It don't work out fine in the end.

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<v Speaker 1>So go get your vote in which Jane's Addiction song

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<v Speaker 1>you want to hear next? And uh and somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>votes is wining Metallica tickets JR. Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll get to that here in a few that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to us by how Fairwood's Credit Union.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh keep sitting doing what on your sick I keep

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<v Speaker 2>sitting it? Okay, let's wow. I guess we really got

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<v Speaker 2>to give out a Darwin Award for this one. Now

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<v Speaker 2>that I read the headline again. We go to Seattle

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<v Speaker 2>where there was a high speed chase on Sunday, middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the night, just before two o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>started on I five Interstate five. Driver was driving I

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<v Speaker 2>mean well over one hundred miles per hour. So the

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<v Speaker 2>police took chase and caught up to the dude, and

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<v Speaker 2>then he exited I guess into a Seattle area there

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<v Speaker 2>which was off the freeway after crashing the vehicle, and

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<v Speaker 2>then tried to elude the state trooper on foot and

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<v Speaker 2>really get away by jumping off the the ship ship

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<v Speaker 2>canal bridge. All right, so he's gonna jump off the

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<v Speaker 2>bridge into the water and screw you guys. See you

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<v Speaker 2>he missed the canal, what idiot? A boat the concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's he's no longer with us. That's the Darwin

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<v Speaker 2>elevation here.

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<v Speaker 1>Rest in peace, our thoughts and prayer. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>that phrase, Pat and I joke all the time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just so beaten. The prayers go out to your you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the friends and family hold back from saying just do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okaya bad you start the high high speed chase.

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<v Speaker 1>Worse, you crash, then you jump off for bridge and

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<v Speaker 1>the water that's not there and you're dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where do you go? Dummy?

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<v Speaker 1>But that wasn't our headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is the second headline of the week, contender

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<v Speaker 2>of the morning. Are you ready with us? Three quarters going?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Man caught filming woman breastfeeding on city bus

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<v Speaker 2>tells passengers to f off.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that'll do it this guy, so people look

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<v Speaker 1>at him and shame him for what he's doing. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta here, here's let me give you the setup of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Here public bus just in England. Okay, woman passenger mom

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<v Speaker 1>breastfeeding her newborn on the bus. Okay, no problem. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy decides he's not only gonna start videoing her, but

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<v Speaker 1>doing it right out in the open with no shame whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously people are saying something, ye I'll leave her alone, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing a natural act.

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<v Speaker 2>And his response was not only uh f off, he

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<v Speaker 2>added to that, I'm English.

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<v Speaker 1>Well hold it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a reason he added the I'm English.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Apparently the woman who was breastfeeding had recently moved

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<v Speaker 3>to England from Nigeria. So in this guy's convoluted mind,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he thinks, oh, this is some foreigner here,

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<v Speaker 3>so I can go ahead and just film this.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't live here, I do, fright, And if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it, and wow, the thought process of some people.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought the guy crashing the car after the high

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<v Speaker 1>speed chase and jumping and missing water was stupid. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>another one and that definitely beat the other headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning boxed the Kangaroo and lost. That one was good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dead too, Yeah, but uh so well, the Penning

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<v Speaker 1>Zoo will come on. Man, we'll go over the headline

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<v Speaker 1>of the week on Friday as we always do, because

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<v Speaker 1>we already have a couple in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, little caveat before I get into this next one.

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<v Speaker 2>This woman who is the subject of this story clearly

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<v Speaker 2>loves attention and post everything in that's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>her world on the socials. You we know, we see

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<v Speaker 2>these types, we get it. She wears her sunglasses inside

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<v Speaker 2>at the airport while she's doing this one. That's getting

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<v Speaker 2>all the attention. I'm gonna set her aside. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna share her video and give her the extra love

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<v Speaker 2>she wants. I just want to use her story to

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<v Speaker 2>get to this because I know you're gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>She went through TSA at the airport with a full

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<v Speaker 2>retisserie chicken and splop down a plane and proceeded to

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<v Speaker 2>have a little smack.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got pulled aside by TSA for having something

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<v Speaker 1>crazy in my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>But I told her, this is how you give yourself

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<v Speaker 2>a first class experience without paying for first class.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, total story chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get my protein in the plight. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>buying airport foods, so I usually just try to pop

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<v Speaker 1>like a salad or something, and I didn't have time,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, let me just get like a

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<v Speaker 1>whole chicken from Whole Foods.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is gonna hold me over.

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<v Speaker 1>Four like the entire day, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>So the Whole foodscal with their sunglasses on inside at

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<v Speaker 2>the airport with their whole retissary chicken and to sit

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<v Speaker 2>there and which come on, man, that that part's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>If you go waltzing onto a plane with the whole

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<v Speaker 2>retissery chicken and PLoP down and put the seat tray

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<v Speaker 2>down and start digging into that. That's funny, It is funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But you didn't have time to make a salad, but

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<v Speaker 1>you could stop at Whole Foods and go pick out

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<v Speaker 1>a retissary chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>That. I still don't think that's got anything on your

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart exchange line. Chicken guy, Oh yeah, he is the

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<v Speaker 2>best and everything he needed. Man, if you haven't heard this.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy in front of me at a Walmart. We're in

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<v Speaker 1>the return line, and I'm he gets my attention. Look deeper.

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<v Speaker 1>He has one hand flaying retisserie chicken with his fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>The other hand has a piece of bread in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's plopping chunks onto the bread to make a

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little snack while the body kills time in the return.

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<v Speaker 1>Line, which is a great way to manage your time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Then reaching reaches into his back pocket with with the

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<v Speaker 1>with the chicken greasy chicken hand and grabs a Mayo package,

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<v Speaker 1>opens it with his teeth, squirts it on the bread, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That thing in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I filmed it, You remember I filmed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I posted it because the guy would

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<v Speaker 1>have kicked my ass and and I didn't have his permission,

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<v Speaker 1>But wow, if that was the case

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<v Speaker 2>The if I'm American, Orlando's rock station