Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology.
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Speaker 1: He looked over at me and said, well, I just
Speaker 1: screwed up. I play because we had some behind the
Speaker 1: scenes stuff going on that we're not going to get into.
Speaker 1: But he looks, he goes, well, I screwed that one up.
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Speaker 1: If that's our worst problem or our biggest problem today,
Speaker 1: life's good.
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Speaker 2: Oh keep sitting doing what on your sick I keep
Speaker 2: sitting it? Okay, let's wow. I guess we really got
Speaker 2: to give out a Darwin Award for this one. Now
Speaker 2: that I read the headline again. We go to Seattle
Speaker 2: where there was a high speed chase on Sunday, middle
Speaker 2: of the night, just before two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: started on I five Interstate five. Driver was driving I
Speaker 2: mean well over one hundred miles per hour. So the
Speaker 2: police took chase and caught up to the dude, and
Speaker 2: then he exited I guess into a Seattle area there
Speaker 2: which was off the freeway after crashing the vehicle, and
Speaker 2: then tried to elude the state trooper on foot and
Speaker 2: really get away by jumping off the the ship ship
Speaker 2: canal bridge. All right, so he's gonna jump off the
Speaker 2: bridge into the water and screw you guys. See you
Speaker 2: he missed the canal, what idiot? A boat the concrete.
Speaker 2: Oh he's he's no longer with us. That's the Darwin
Speaker 2: elevation here.
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, our thoughts and prayer. I had to
Speaker 1: that phrase, Pat and I joke all the time. It's
Speaker 1: just so beaten. The prayers go out to your you know,
Speaker 1: the friends and family hold back from saying just do it.
Speaker 2: Okaya bad you start the high high speed chase.
Speaker 1: Worse, you crash, then you jump off for bridge and
Speaker 1: the water that's not there and you're dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where do you go? Dummy?
Speaker 1: But that wasn't our headline of the week.
Speaker 2: No, this is the second headline of the week, contender
Speaker 2: of the morning. Are you ready with us? Three quarters going?
Speaker 2: All right? Man caught filming woman breastfeeding on city bus
Speaker 2: tells passengers to f off.
Speaker 1: All right, that'll do it this guy, so people look
Speaker 1: at him and shame him for what he's doing. You
Speaker 1: gotta here, here's let me give you the setup of this.
Speaker 1: Here public bus just in England. Okay, woman passenger mom
Speaker 1: breastfeeding her newborn on the bus. Okay, no problem. This
Speaker 1: guy decides he's not only gonna start videoing her, but
Speaker 1: doing it right out in the open with no shame whatsoever.
Speaker 1: So obviously people are saying something, ye I'll leave her alone, dude,
Speaker 1: she's doing a natural act.
Speaker 2: And his response was not only uh f off, he
Speaker 2: added to that, I'm English.
Speaker 1: Well hold it.
Speaker 2: There's a reason he added the I'm English.
Speaker 3: Okay, Apparently the woman who was breastfeeding had recently moved
Speaker 3: to England from Nigeria. So in this guy's convoluted mind,
Speaker 3: I guess he thinks, oh, this is some foreigner here,
Speaker 3: so I can go ahead and just film this.
Speaker 1: She doesn't live here, I do, fright, And if you
Speaker 1: don't like it, and wow, the thought process of some people.
Speaker 1: We thought the guy crashing the car after the high
Speaker 1: speed chase and jumping and missing water was stupid. Here's
Speaker 1: another one and that definitely beat the other headline of
Speaker 1: the week Friday.
Speaker 2: Morning boxed the Kangaroo and lost. That one was good.
Speaker 1: He's dead too, Yeah, but uh so well, the Penning
Speaker 1: Zoo will come on. Man, we'll go over the headline
Speaker 1: of the week on Friday as we always do, because
Speaker 1: we already have a couple in there.
Speaker 2: Okay, little caveat before I get into this next one.
Speaker 2: This woman who is the subject of this story clearly
Speaker 2: loves attention and post everything in that's going on in
Speaker 2: her world on the socials. You we know, we see
Speaker 2: these types, we get it. She wears her sunglasses inside
Speaker 2: at the airport while she's doing this one. That's getting
Speaker 2: all the attention. I'm gonna set her aside. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna share her video and give her the extra love
Speaker 2: she wants. I just want to use her story to
Speaker 2: get to this because I know you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: Give it to me.
Speaker 2: She went through TSA at the airport with a full
Speaker 2: retisserie chicken and splop down a plane and proceeded to
Speaker 2: have a little smack.
Speaker 1: I just got pulled aside by TSA for having something
Speaker 1: crazy in my bag.
Speaker 2: But I told her, this is how you give yourself
Speaker 2: a first class experience without paying for first class.
Speaker 1: So let me show you.
Speaker 2: Okay, total story chicken.
Speaker 1: I gotta get my protein in the plight. I hate
Speaker 1: buying airport foods, so I usually just try to pop
Speaker 1: like a salad or something, and I didn't have time,
Speaker 1: so I was like, let me just get like a
Speaker 1: whole chicken from Whole Foods.
Speaker 2: And this is gonna hold me over.
Speaker 1: Four like the entire day, pretty much.
Speaker 2: So the Whole foodscal with their sunglasses on inside at
Speaker 2: the airport with their whole retissary chicken and to sit
Speaker 2: there and which come on, man, that that part's funny.
Speaker 2: If you go waltzing onto a plane with the whole
Speaker 2: retissery chicken and PLoP down and put the seat tray
Speaker 2: down and start digging into that. That's funny, It is funny.
Speaker 1: But you didn't have time to make a salad, but
Speaker 1: you could stop at Whole Foods and go pick out
Speaker 1: a retissary chicken.
Speaker 2: That. I still don't think that's got anything on your
Speaker 2: Walmart exchange line. Chicken guy, Oh yeah, he is the
Speaker 2: best and everything he needed. Man, if you haven't heard this.
Speaker 1: Guy in front of me at a Walmart. We're in
Speaker 1: the return line, and I'm he gets my attention. Look deeper.
Speaker 1: He has one hand flaying retisserie chicken with his fingers.
Speaker 1: The other hand has a piece of bread in it,
Speaker 1: and he's plopping chunks onto the bread to make a
Speaker 1: sandwich a.
Speaker 2: Little snack while the body kills time in the return.
Speaker 1: Line, which is a great way to manage your time. Okay.
Speaker 1: Then reaching reaches into his back pocket with with the
Speaker 1: with the chicken greasy chicken hand and grabs a Mayo package,
Speaker 1: opens it with his teeth, squirts it on the bread, and.
Speaker 2: That thing in front of me.
Speaker 1: I remember I filmed it, You remember I filmed that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I posted it because the guy would
Speaker 1: have kicked my ass and and I didn't have his permission,
Speaker 1: But wow, if that was the case
Speaker 2: The if I'm American, Orlando's rock station