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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now it's well established on this show that I
Speaker 2: am a huge fan of flair guns. Some might say
Speaker 2: I have an unhealthy infatuation with ours. You do, flamethrow
Speaker 2: or five thousand, which be discharged tomorrow morning ahead of
Speaker 2: the fishing. That said, I don't condone this one bit.
Speaker 2: Improper use of a flare gun in New Jersey has
Speaker 2: two teenagers charged with aggravated arson and weapons charges after
Speaker 2: a flare gun they fired into the living room of
Speaker 2: a homeowner caught the home on fire. Kaylee Pricipato and
Speaker 2: Lucas Pyle both arrested after Now the story doesn't make
Speaker 2: it clear as to if they were outside of this
Speaker 2: home and fired the flare gun inside and how would
Speaker 2: you get it in, or if it says through a
Speaker 2: door and it caught the curtains. Always the curtains. I've
Speaker 2: seen the videos of.
Speaker 3: The fire houses, whenever they show the you know, like
Speaker 3: the house burning down, the little frame houses or whatever.
Speaker 2: Have they not made window treatments flameproof yet? Flame retardant?
Speaker 3: No, you can't say retardant.
Speaker 2: No, that words perfectly fu. Yeah, that one's still for
Speaker 2: now anyway. Yeah, you would think by now that material.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that if you made, as you
Speaker 3: call them, window treatments or just curtains, if you made
Speaker 3: those like fire retardant, then it would be kind of
Speaker 3: not as pretty, not as elegant, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They just be these clunky things. I'm not an interior decorator,
Speaker 3: although I used to know one's mom, a friend's mom
Speaker 3: was we got her fired.
Speaker 2: Do you have any curtains still in your house? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Teddy eats them whenever he gets a belly ach,
Speaker 3: he eats them.
Speaker 2: Dumb dog. I'm just picturing you know that. You kick
Speaker 2: back in the barco lounger.
Speaker 3: Oh, in the in the curtains catch on fire.
Speaker 2: You get the clicker in your hand, and you're just
Speaker 2: trying to take in the ball game, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, what the hell we're under attack? Yeah? Can
Speaker 2: you your your curtains then are up in flames. They're
Speaker 2: they're curling up to the roof, they're lapping at y'ad
Speaker 2: knows what. And you're just like, I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: have a cold beer here. What the hell's going on?
Speaker 3: I've got a game plan, you know, a fight or flight, Bob.
Speaker 3: I mean they're going right out in the front door
Speaker 3: and getting the insurance check. I'm kidding insurance company. No,
Speaker 3: or I'm going right to the excuse me the kitchen
Speaker 3: sink and throwing water.
Speaker 2: The homeowner did extinguish the flames before it turned into
Speaker 2: a much bigger tragedy.
Speaker 3: See that's the keyword. They're extinguished. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: grab the extinguisher out of my garage because I think
Speaker 3: that thing is about twenty years out of date.
Speaker 2: Right is yours, squeet. I don't even know if we
Speaker 2: have I know, and if I too, I don't know
Speaker 2: where it is.
Speaker 3: It was a big deal when you know, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: a fire extinguisher. Mine's right on my workbench, which you
Speaker 3: know doesn't get much war.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, what do you use your work
Speaker 2: bench for? Just to set stuff on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent, and then my wife and kids
Speaker 3: put all their off on.
Speaker 2: Your This is gonna irritate you, me or everybody. I
Speaker 2: know it's going to irritate you. I can't speak for
Speaker 2: someone listening right now. I know you're very excited about
Speaker 2: next year's Enhanced Games that are coming to Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: the Roid Games. Oh yeah, any kind of uh uh,
Speaker 2: you know, chemical enhancer that you want to use as
Speaker 2: an athlete. They do not care. They just want to
Speaker 2: see results in US smash a bunch of records, whether
Speaker 2: they're officially recognized or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we recognize them in Roid world.
Speaker 2: So the World Anti Doping Agency is now hoping to
Speaker 2: encourage legal minds to try to step in and shut
Speaker 2: down the enhanced game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. You know what, what's the name of
Speaker 3: that agency again, the World the World Anti Doping Agency. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a bunch of dicks. They you know what those are?
Speaker 3: Those are the kill joys. Yeah, they are total You
Speaker 3: took the words of them up. Those are party poopers.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you. If you in the world, no you're not.
Speaker 3: You just want to ruin good things. We got a
Speaker 3: bunch of big beef heads that want to go out
Speaker 3: there and be beefy and and hit home runs from
Speaker 3: you know, Florida to Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Will let them. I just still am curious as to
Speaker 2: who the actual participants will be in the end here.
Speaker 2: No one from any kind of professional or collegiate level
Speaker 2: is going to be in this. That's it's on a
Speaker 2: current team.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the big You know, when you're out
Speaker 3: in public and you see, like if when I say
Speaker 3: out in public, if you're in a grocery store, So
Speaker 3: when you go.
Speaker 2: Up to the dude, that's completely written and you're thinking
Speaker 2: to yourself, you want to go up here and go, hey, man,
Speaker 2: do you lift?
Speaker 3: That's who's going to be in the ROYD Games. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you, and they have hemorrhoids because they left a lot.
Speaker 3: Well we'll see. Hopefully they got multiple roids. They got
Speaker 3: roids on top of Royd's bat. Okay, they have roid
Speaker 3: build up. The antidope World Anti Doping Agency trying to
Speaker 3: get legal maneuvers in place to shut this down. Go away,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: And then finally unfortunate news tragedy strikes in uh town
Speaker 2: of Elba, New York. Man from Leroy, New York was
Speaker 2: killed on the job. And then it happened again. Situation.
Speaker 2: What kind of job we're talking He was the driver
Speaker 2: of a liquid maneuver truck. Oh no, go ahead and
Speaker 2: insert your joke they did fall in. No, we're not
Speaker 2: doing ass jokes. Truck rolled over and I hope it
Speaker 2: was due to impact and not to drowning.
Speaker 3: If you get my He just said due to impact.
Speaker 3: That reminded me of when you said the truck rolled over.
Speaker 3: That's like the joke with the ants on the log
Speaker 3: and the toilet. Remember the joke when you were a kid,
Speaker 3: if the law rolls over, will y'all, if the law
Speaker 3: rolls over, we will all be dead. They were a
Speaker 3: it was ants. I don't remember funny Google it. It
Speaker 3: was a pastime. It was a favorite pastime.
Speaker 2: God you remember you imagine just coming home after the
Speaker 2: hard day of died. No, no, no, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: if you that's your gig driving the liquid manure truck.
Speaker 2: So is that the one that spreads it on farm field?
Speaker 2: Believe so? Yeah? So he sounds like he rolled into
Speaker 2: a ditch that was adjacent to one of these areas
Speaker 2: where the material was going to be used.
Speaker 3: He died amongst corn probably. I know you're standing in
Speaker 3: a ditch, but he was probably in a cornfield.
Speaker 2: The irony, I see where you're going there, Oh boy,
Speaker 2: Glitch on the man.
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