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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let you you

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<v Speaker 1>tako one on one one w jr R. But your

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<v Speaker 1>freaking idiots all right, Hey, don't forget. We'll be kicking

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<v Speaker 2>That's at one O one one w JR. A host

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<v Speaker 3>And there's some Big one, Sleep Token, Mammoth, Dirty Heads,

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<v Speaker 3>Summer of Loud again, they pick, they pick up multiple winners.

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<v Speaker 3>Our promotions department does so get on it, dude at

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<v Speaker 3>o'clock goes up right at six. It's on the Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now it's well established on this show that I

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<v Speaker 2>am a huge fan of flair guns. Some might say

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<v Speaker 2>I have an unhealthy infatuation with ours. You do, flamethrow

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<v Speaker 2>or five thousand, which be discharged tomorrow morning ahead of

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<v Speaker 2>the fishing. That said, I don't condone this one bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Improper use of a flare gun in New Jersey has

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<v Speaker 2>two teenagers charged with aggravated arson and weapons charges after

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<v Speaker 2>a flare gun they fired into the living room of

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<v Speaker 2>a homeowner caught the home on fire. Kaylee Pricipato and

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<v Speaker 2>Lucas Pyle both arrested after Now the story doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it clear as to if they were outside of this

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<v Speaker 2>home and fired the flare gun inside and how would

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<v Speaker 2>you get it in, or if it says through a

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<v Speaker 2>door and it caught the curtains. Always the curtains. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen the videos of.

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<v Speaker 3>The fire houses, whenever they show the you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>the house burning down, the little frame houses or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Have they not made window treatments flameproof yet? Flame retardant?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't say retardant.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that words perfectly fu. Yeah, that one's still for

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<v Speaker 2>now anyway. Yeah, you would think by now that material.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I think that if you made, as you

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<v Speaker 3>call them, window treatments or just curtains, if you made

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<v Speaker 3>those like fire retardant, then it would be kind of

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<v Speaker 3>not as pretty, not as elegant, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>They just be these clunky things. I'm not an interior decorator,

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<v Speaker 3>although I used to know one's mom, a friend's mom

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<v Speaker 3>was we got her fired.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any curtains still in your house? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Teddy eats them whenever he gets a belly ach,

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<v Speaker 3>he eats them.

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<v Speaker 2>Dumb dog. I'm just picturing you know that. You kick

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<v Speaker 2>back in the barco lounger.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, in the in the curtains catch on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>You get the clicker in your hand, and you're just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to take in the ball game, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, what the hell we're under attack? Yeah? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you your your curtains then are up in flames. They're

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<v Speaker 2>they're curling up to the roof, they're lapping at y'ad

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<v Speaker 2>knows what. And you're just like, I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>have a cold beer here. What the hell's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a game plan, you know, a fight or flight, Bob.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they're going right out in the front door

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<v Speaker 3>and getting the insurance check. I'm kidding insurance company. No,

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<v Speaker 3>or I'm going right to the excuse me the kitchen

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<v Speaker 3>sink and throwing water.

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<v Speaker 2>The homeowner did extinguish the flames before it turned into

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<v Speaker 2>a much bigger tragedy.

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<v Speaker 3>See that's the keyword. They're extinguished. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>grab the extinguisher out of my garage because I think

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<v Speaker 3>that thing is about twenty years out of date.

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<v Speaker 2>Right is yours, squeet. I don't even know if we

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<v Speaker 2>have I know, and if I too, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>where it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a big deal when you know, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>a fire extinguisher. Mine's right on my workbench, which you

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<v Speaker 3>know doesn't get much war.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, what do you use your work

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<v Speaker 2>bench for? Just to set stuff on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one hundred percent, and then my wife and kids

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<v Speaker 3>put all their off on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your This is gonna irritate you, me or everybody. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's going to irritate you. I can't speak for

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<v Speaker 2>someone listening right now. I know you're very excited about

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<v Speaker 2>next year's Enhanced Games that are coming to Las Vegas,

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<v Speaker 2>the Roid Games. Oh yeah, any kind of uh uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, chemical enhancer that you want to use as

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<v Speaker 2>an athlete. They do not care. They just want to

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<v Speaker 2>see results in US smash a bunch of records, whether

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<v Speaker 2>they're officially recognized or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we recognize them in Roid world.

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<v Speaker 2>So the World Anti Doping Agency is now hoping to

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<v Speaker 2>encourage legal minds to try to step in and shut

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<v Speaker 2>down the enhanced game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course. You know what, what's the name of

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<v Speaker 3>that agency again, the World the World Anti Doping Agency. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a bunch of dicks. They you know what those are?

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<v Speaker 3>Those are the kill joys. Yeah, they are total You

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<v Speaker 3>took the words of them up. Those are party poopers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you. If you in the world, no you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You just want to ruin good things. We got a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of big beef heads that want to go out

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<v Speaker 3>there and be beefy and and hit home runs from

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Florida to Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 2>Will let them. I just still am curious as to

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<v Speaker 2>who the actual participants will be in the end here.

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<v Speaker 2>No one from any kind of professional or collegiate level

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be in this. That's it's on a

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<v Speaker 2>current team.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be the big You know, when you're out

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<v Speaker 3>in public and you see, like if when I say

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<v Speaker 3>out in public, if you're in a grocery store, So

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<v Speaker 3>when you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to the dude, that's completely written and you're thinking

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<v Speaker 2>to yourself, you want to go up here and go, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>do you lift?

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<v Speaker 3>That's who's going to be in the ROYD Games. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>telling you, and they have hemorrhoids because they left a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we'll see. Hopefully they got multiple roids. They got

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<v Speaker 3>roids on top of Royd's bat. Okay, they have roid

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<v Speaker 3>build up. The antidope World Anti Doping Agency trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get legal maneuvers in place to shut this down. Go away,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>And then finally unfortunate news tragedy strikes in uh town

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<v Speaker 2>of Elba, New York. Man from Leroy, New York was

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<v Speaker 2>killed on the job. And then it happened again. Situation.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of job we're talking He was the driver

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<v Speaker 2>of a liquid maneuver truck. Oh no, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 2>insert your joke they did fall in. No, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing ass jokes. Truck rolled over and I hope it

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<v Speaker 2>was due to impact and not to drowning.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get my He just said due to impact.

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<v Speaker 3>That reminded me of when you said the truck rolled over.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like the joke with the ants on the log

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<v Speaker 3>and the toilet. Remember the joke when you were a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>if the law rolls over, will y'all, if the law

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<v Speaker 3>rolls over, we will all be dead. They were a

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<v Speaker 3>it was ants. I don't remember funny Google it. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a pastime. It was a favorite pastime.

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<v Speaker 2>God you remember you imagine just coming home after the

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<v Speaker 2>hard day of died. No, no, no, I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>if you that's your gig driving the liquid manure truck.

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<v Speaker 2>So is that the one that spreads it on farm field?

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<v Speaker 2>Believe so? Yeah? So he sounds like he rolled into

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<v Speaker 2>a ditch that was adjacent to one of these areas

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<v Speaker 2>where the material was going to be used.

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<v Speaker 3>He died amongst corn probably. I know you're standing in

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<v Speaker 3>a ditch, but he was probably in a cornfield.

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<v Speaker 2>The irony, I see where you're going there, Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Glitch on the man.

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