Speaker 1: The Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's home Day.
Speaker 2: And I know what you're thinking, it's been the best
Speaker 2: week ever because you've been here Jesse and I have
Speaker 2: great news for you. I'm here again tonight. In fact,
Speaker 2: I'm in such a good mood. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 2: some good things to open up the show. There's all
Speaker 2: kinds of ugliness out there, not just Chris. Nancy Pelosi's
Speaker 2: in the news. There's a dirty communist in New York
Speaker 2: trying to grab all your guns.
Speaker 1: We have emails.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about world domination, watermelon, Kamala Harris isn't
Speaker 2: running for office, the apparently aliens actually exist.
Speaker 1: All that and so much more.
Speaker 2: It's coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to begin here, and actually
Speaker 2: I've done this before. It's not all the time by
Speaker 2: any means, but I've done this before, and sometimes I
Speaker 2: feel I feel obligated to do this. I feel obligated
Speaker 2: to point out some things are really good. And I
Speaker 2: know when it comes political people are all like this.
Speaker 2: You should know me, even the dirty commies. But will
Speaker 2: set them aside because they're not really human beings. We'll
Speaker 2: just talk about you and me. You care about politics
Speaker 2: because you understand power matters.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: It's not about politics, it's about power, Who holds power,
Speaker 2: who pushes what, who stops what? It's really really important
Speaker 2: for a country, for a state, for your city, for
Speaker 2: your family.
Speaker 1: It does matter.
Speaker 2: And because it matters a lot, all of us, most
Speaker 2: definitely me, probably you two, we criticize, and we should.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying we shouldn't. Believe me, all the dirt
Speaker 2: balls involved in politics, they all deserve criticism. From time
Speaker 2: to time. We are critical of it because it is
Speaker 2: so important.
Speaker 1: And if you're being.
Speaker 2: Honest, if I'm being honest, we do that in our
Speaker 2: own personal lives, don't we. When when something's really really
Speaker 2: really important, like where you're going to eat for dinner,
Speaker 2: you will critique what Chris, You will critique what people say.
Speaker 2: You will critique things that matter a lot. And so
Speaker 2: when Senator Idiots does or says something wrong, even if
Speaker 2: he's quote on our side, you'll criticize. When Trump says
Speaker 2: does something wrong, maybe something you don't agree with, you'll criticize,
Speaker 2: all criticize. And I'm not saying we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: But let's just pause for a moment and think about
Speaker 2: some good things, Because it wasn't that long ago. We
Speaker 2: had a president who had dementia, and he was not
Speaker 2: a functional adult. And whenever they brought him out, whenever
Speaker 2: they dosed him with enough amphetamines, probably gave him a
Speaker 2: line of booger sugar and ruled him out to a
Speaker 2: press conference. It wasn't just that he was bad. He
Speaker 2: embarrassed us in front of the entire world. How many
Speaker 2: times did you and I have that talk when Joe
Speaker 2: Biden was president. I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed. America means something
Speaker 2: to me. It has a deep, deep meaning to me,
Speaker 2: It has a deep meaning to you. And when the
Speaker 2: president is uh, where's Jackie the congresswoman who just died
Speaker 2: two weeks earlier, the whole world watches never they were
Speaker 2: doing skits in Saudi Arabia, in Italy, we got made
Speaker 2: fun of by the freaking Italians about the president has dementia.
Speaker 2: They were mocking us on the world stage. That wasn't
Speaker 2: long ago. It's July. That wasn't long ago. It wasn't
Speaker 2: long ago that fourteen thousand Haitians. Remember, Haiti's the biggest
Speaker 2: stump on the planet. Maybe Somalia and Haiti could have
Speaker 2: a have a head to head in that one. Probably
Speaker 2: throw in Afghanistan, maybe Yemen. We could do a final four, Chris,
Speaker 2: we should do that. We would offend everybody. We could
Speaker 2: do like a final Let's do that. Corey's a sports guy,
Speaker 2: will do like a March Madness bracket for the crappiest
Speaker 2: countries on the planet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, don't get me distracted.
Speaker 2: Fourteen thousand Haitians arrived at our border.
Speaker 1: They wanted in.
Speaker 2: The Biden administration tried to censor the media from saying
Speaker 2: they were there. And after it was two or three days,
Speaker 2: I forget what it was. We all woke up and
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: Gone.
Speaker 2: But they didn't go home. They weren't back eating each
Speaker 2: other in Haiti. The Biden administration let them all into
Speaker 2: our country, every one of them. It wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that long ago. We had a president stand
Speaker 2: up on camera and threatened the American people. Threatened you
Speaker 2: with your job, threatened me, most definitely threatened me, no
Speaker 2: question about it. Get vaccinated or get fired. An unbelievable
Speaker 2: step not long ago. Today, it ain't bad.
Speaker 3: August versus a very big day for this country because
Speaker 3: money is going to pour into the United States like
Speaker 3: we've never seen before.
Speaker 1: Today, it ain't bad.
Speaker 4: Well, we've got a stronger than expected GDP number three
Speaker 4: percent for the second quarter initial read. That's up from
Speaker 4: a half percent in the first quarter. The two point
Speaker 4: six percent was what was forecasting.
Speaker 2: Trump administration sets a new record for illegal alien prosecutions.
Speaker 2: US economy, as you just heard, grew at three percent
Speaker 2: rate in Q two, better than expected pace it was
Speaker 2: not long ago. Let's let's not be prisoners of the moment.
Speaker 1: I tend to be.
Speaker 2: I'm most definitely pointing fingers at me. Let's not be
Speaker 2: prisoners of the moment and always just point out what
Speaker 2: we don't like right now. And I know there are
Speaker 2: things you don't like, there are things I don't like.
Speaker 2: We talk about it all the time. Isn't it so
Speaker 2: much better now? Let's say let's say let's say you
Speaker 2: are a die hard Trump hater. I get that there
Speaker 2: are people all over I get that. I don't I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't know the guy you love him,
Speaker 2: marying him. It doesn't matter to me. I like him,
Speaker 2: but you don't like him. I don't care, not your dad.
Speaker 2: Let's say you hate his Scotts. Everything he does is stupid.
Speaker 2: He's a bombastic, he's a but whatever, Okay, I got
Speaker 2: I got it. What if I just gave you all that?
Speaker 2: But what if I said this? Donald Trump works like
Speaker 2: eighteen nineteen hours a day on behalf of America. Isn't
Speaker 2: that so much better than what we had President cadaver
Speaker 2: drooling on himself, falling off his bike, tripping on stage, stumbling, mumbling, bumbling.
Speaker 2: I just sounded like Chris Berman on ESPN. That was sweet,
Speaker 2: stumbling all over the play? What Chris, don't you know?
Speaker 2: Do you not know who Chris Berman is? What kind
Speaker 2: of a childhood did you have? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: He was? You know what?
Speaker 2: Nevermind, We're not gonna I don't have time for Chris.
Speaker 2: Chris will bring me down. I'm trying to be up
Speaker 2: right now. I'm trying to be up and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna let Jewish producer Chris bring me down. We just
Speaker 2: got over the worst four years in presidential history. Even
Speaker 2: if you think Donald Trump sucks in every possible way,
Speaker 2: even if you think he's the worst thing ever. Fine,
Speaker 2: don't care. Think that all you want. That's fine. It's
Speaker 2: so much better than it was. And on I know
Speaker 2: it'll sound hoky. Note, don't you feel the patriotism more
Speaker 2: in the country. You feel it, don't you. It's more
Speaker 2: obvious now. People feel more free to express it is
Speaker 2: the best way, I'll say, than they did before. I'm
Speaker 2: not talking about you. I know you expressed it loudly
Speaker 2: and proudly for four years while we had those filthy
Speaker 2: communists running the country.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you.
Speaker 2: Normal Americans who go whichever way the wind blows. They're
Speaker 2: super susceptible to societal pressures all over the place.
Speaker 1: Norman Norma.
Speaker 2: They feel more comfortable now throwing on an American flag
Speaker 2: talking about how great the country is and it's better now.
Speaker 2: Everything isn't fixed, and everything won't be, not tomorrow, not
Speaker 2: next year, not on the day you die, whenever that is.
Speaker 2: You can't fix everything on this planet. It ain't perfect,
Speaker 2: it ain't all fixed. It's so much better than what
Speaker 2: we had. Feel good about that, all right, Feel really
Speaker 2: really good about that, and feel good about something else.
Speaker 2: Nancy Pelosi. This whole insider trading in Congress might be
Speaker 2: going away soon. We'll talk about that in a moment
Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day.
Speaker 2: Don't get mad at me for being in a good mood.
Speaker 2: I can't help it. I'm in a good mood before
Speaker 2: Chris brings me down. I'm gonna transfer my good mood
Speaker 2: over to you. We all know Chris will drag us
Speaker 2: down eventually. Remember you can email the show love hey,
Speaker 2: death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and we
Speaker 2: will chop away at a bunch of those tonight. So
Speaker 2: they've been working on the Pelosi Act, which is a
Speaker 2: hilarious name for the act. The Pelosi Act is no
Speaker 2: more inside or trading. Trump touched on the insider trading
Speaker 2: Nancy Pelosi thing today.
Speaker 3: No, Nancy Pelosi became rich by having inside information. She
Speaker 3: made a fortune with her husband, and I think that's disgraceful.
Speaker 3: So in that sense, I'd like it, but I'd have
Speaker 3: to really see the you know, I study these things
Speaker 3: very carefully, and this just happened, so I'll take a
Speaker 3: look at it. But conceptually I like it, And what
Speaker 3: I do think is Nancy Pelosi should be investigated because
Speaker 3: what she has the highest return of anybody practically in
Speaker 3: the history of Wall Street save a few. And how
Speaker 3: did that happen. It happened by she knows exactly what's
Speaker 3: going to happen, what's going to be announced, you by stock,
Speaker 3: and then the stock goes up after the announcements met,
Speaker 3: and she hare to be investigated.
Speaker 1: Is of course right.
Speaker 2: And let's just clarify for those who don't understand why
Speaker 2: and how it's a crime the stock market that's publicly
Speaker 2: traded companies. Publicly traded companies, you me, we have just
Speaker 2: as much of a right to buy, to invest in
Speaker 2: publicly traded companies as Warren Buffett, you know, as anybody. Now,
Speaker 2: we don't have quite the same buying power, but we
Speaker 2: have just as much of a right. And even mister
Speaker 2: insider himself, Warren Buffett, because it's supposed to be publicly accessible,
Speaker 2: even Warren Buffett does not get to get information you
Speaker 2: don't have access to and use it. He doesn't get
Speaker 2: to get a call it could it could be from
Speaker 2: his brother.
Speaker 1: And I realize I'm not naive, I understand this stuff happens.
Speaker 1: He doesn't get a call from his brother I don't
Speaker 1: even know if he has a brother. Wherea his brother
Speaker 1: calls and says, hey.
Speaker 2: Uh, red Lobsters about to go gangbusters. They're bringing back
Speaker 2: all you can eat shrimp. Might want to buy now,
Speaker 2: And then he goes out and he buys a thousand
Speaker 2: shares of Red Lobster. The day before they make the announcement,
Speaker 2: the stock goes up. He makes money. That's against the law,
Speaker 2: that's illegal. Nancy Pelosi, and she's not alone. I realized
Speaker 2: we have fun dunking on Grandma vodka. Nancy Pelosi's been
Speaker 2: doing this out in the open for years. Republicans do
Speaker 2: it too. It's not just a list of Democrats, by
Speaker 2: the way. Republicans do it too, out in the open
Speaker 2: for years, beating the best people on the market. And
Speaker 2: there's never an explanation, because there's only one explanation. The
Speaker 2: explanation is I knew Congress was going to announce this.
Speaker 2: I knew this law was going to be announced, this
Speaker 2: regulation was going to be announced, and so AH moved
Speaker 2: a little bit of money around and look at that,
Speaker 2: I made millions. It's this has been a frustration to
Speaker 2: mine for a long time. You've heard me talk about
Speaker 2: this before that. In the federal government it's different, and
Speaker 2: that so much of the open corruption is legal, whereas
Speaker 2: state and local government the corruption is illegal. Meaning local
Speaker 2: corruption is the local city councilman taking an envelope full
Speaker 2: of cash, the local mayor taking an envelope full of
Speaker 2: cash to funnel a construction project to a guy who
Speaker 2: gave him the money. You know, the standard bribery, pay
Speaker 2: for play political stuff.
Speaker 1: You get all that.
Speaker 2: How many mayors, well basically everybody who's ever been elected
Speaker 2: in Illinois and New Jersey. How many people are in
Speaker 2: jail for stuff like that?
Speaker 1: A lot?
Speaker 2: But in the federal government, Our federal government has been
Speaker 2: so cancerous for so long, just a sickness running through
Speaker 2: it for so long, that they've found a way to
Speaker 2: legalize their corruption. Look, that's really what pork spending is.
Speaker 2: It's buying votes with your money. I know every Senator
Speaker 2: loves it, and every every member of the House loves it,
Speaker 2: Republican and Democrat.
Speaker 1: Not every member, I'm overstating that.
Speaker 2: But they love taking fifty million dollars in federal taxpayer money,
Speaker 2: your money, and going and building a new public park
Speaker 2: with that money. And there's only one reason you're doing that.
Speaker 2: It's not because they give a crap about the public park.
Speaker 2: They're doing that to buy votes. That's that's naked corruption.
Speaker 1: That's legal. It's not illegal.
Speaker 2: Nancy Pelosi and her type, they've been openly corrupt for
Speaker 2: a long time. I did get a little snicker out
Speaker 2: of this little interview she did with Jake Tapper on
Speaker 2: the subject.
Speaker 5: And Nancy, I might have to read that we're here
Speaker 5: to talk about the sixtieth anniversary of Medicaid. That's what
Speaker 5: I agreed to come to talk. Yeah, but I want
Speaker 5: that means in the election.
Speaker 1: I want to to give you a chances to respond.
Speaker 1: He accused you of insider trading. What's your response to that?
Speaker 5: That's very ridiculous. In fact, I very much support the
Speaker 5: stop the trading of members of Congos, not that I
Speaker 5: think anybody's doing anything wrong. If they are, they are
Speaker 5: prosecuted and they go to jail. But because of the confidency,
Speaker 5: it stills in American people don't worry about this. But
Speaker 5: I have no concern about the obvious investments. So it
Speaker 5: had been made over time. I'm not into it, my
Speaker 5: husband is, but it isn't anything to do with anything
Speaker 5: insider I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm not into it. My husband is, Oh, what's that?
Speaker 1: Did he make a lot of money? Wow? I can't
Speaker 1: believe that. I wonder how he came across that information.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there are good things happening, man, really really good
Speaker 2: things we should celebrate. We do an email work quick, Jesse.
Speaker 2: I live in northern New Jersey, New York date Border.
Speaker 2: A recent conversation I had with one of my liberal
Speaker 2: neighbors indicates that the only thing Democrats are concerned about
Speaker 2: is the Epstein stuff. CNN has them convinced Trump was
Speaker 2: involved with whatever Epstein was up to. However, when you
Speaker 2: bring up to Clinton's involvement, they don't want to hear
Speaker 2: about it. Okay, guys said, it was actually a good conversation,
Speaker 2: so on and so forth.
Speaker 1: So why is it that the liberal.
Speaker 2: Ant Peggy in your life is all of a sudden
Speaker 2: really really worried about this Epstein stuff. Why is that
Speaker 2: let's talk about it in a moment. We haven't had
Speaker 2: this talk in a little while. But the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 2: Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday, And actually I completely
Speaker 2: forgot about this, and I owe this. I owe Jewish
Speaker 2: producer Chris for this one, because he's the one who
Speaker 2: reminded me tomorrow. Ask doctor Jesse, Thursday, can't be here Friday.
Speaker 2: Not my fault, ah half my fault, not my fault.
Speaker 2: Can't be here Friday. You need to get your ask
Speaker 2: doctor Jesse questions in.
Speaker 1: Now for tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: So why is it?
Speaker 2: Why is it that the talking point of the Democrat
Speaker 2: in your life is now Epstein, this Epstein, that Epstein,
Speaker 2: this Epstein that.
Speaker 1: Why is it?
Speaker 2: Well, we have to let's let's rewind a little bit
Speaker 2: here and let's let's have a discussion. And this is
Speaker 2: a hard one to have because we hate this. I
Speaker 2: hate it and you do. We are not all lovers
Speaker 2: of freedom. That is one of the biggest lies people
Speaker 2: on the right tell themselves about humanity. We have a
Speaker 2: passion you and I for being free. The constitution and
Speaker 2: rights and government shouldn't be able to make you do this.
Speaker 2: And I'm there with you. I'm there with you. And
Speaker 2: because it's so obvious to us that that is a
Speaker 2: better way to live, we think that is universal.
Speaker 1: Some people just maybe they don't realize it. Yet.
Speaker 2: But don't you understand, don't you want to be free?
Speaker 2: Do I need to remind you about the story of
Speaker 2: so many slaves throughout history? No, Pompy Magnus is actually
Speaker 2: one of my favorite examples of this. Slavery for you
Speaker 2: is abhorrent. Isn't it that the thought of owning a slave?
Speaker 2: I would hope you're not. I would hope you don't
Speaker 2: want that. The thought of being one, though, doesn't that
Speaker 2: just turn your stomach? Being a slave, you don't have
Speaker 2: any rights. You go where you're told, you're fed what
Speaker 2: you're fed, You sleep where you're hold of sleep. You
Speaker 2: have nothing except what you're given and what you're told.
Speaker 2: It's not only horrible sounding to you, I would be
Speaker 2: willing to bet that you have a hard time understanding
Speaker 2: why anyone on earth would prefer that. Maybe you even
Speaker 2: deny anyone on earth would prefer that. No one wants
Speaker 2: to be a slave. Pompy Magnus incredible Roman general. He's
Speaker 2: only he's only remembered for the end when Julius Caesar
Speaker 2: beat the living crap out of him. But Julius Caesar
Speaker 2: beat the living crap out of a lot of people,
Speaker 2: losing a battle to Julius Caesar is not exactly a
Speaker 2: mark of shame. So Pompy Magnus finds himself on the run,
Speaker 2: trying to figure out how to cobble together another army
Speaker 2: for resistance to Caesar. Gets down to Egypt, which was
Speaker 2: essentially a Roman province at this time, the bread basket
Speaker 2: of Rome. Pompy Magnus gets on a little boat with
Speaker 2: him his slave. Remember that Pompy Magnus owns this man.
Speaker 2: This man, his slave, has no rights. He doesn't get
Speaker 2: to ever go to Pompy Magnus and.
Speaker 1: Say, hey, you know, I'll my kid has.
Speaker 2: A concert this Friday night, and I promised her I
Speaker 2: would attend.
Speaker 1: Is it okay? No, no, no no.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get Christmas off, he doesn't get to he
Speaker 2: doesn't get wages. He eats what he's told to eat,
Speaker 2: says what he's told to say, lives where he's told
Speaker 2: to live.
Speaker 1: A slave.
Speaker 2: Pompy Magnus gets to shore the Egyptians to curry favor
Speaker 2: with Julius Caesar promptly stab him to death, kill him
Speaker 2: right in front of his slave. His slave does not
Speaker 2: drop to his knees and thank the Egyptians. He doesn't
Speaker 2: run away cheering whoo free Live. Yes, he throws himself
Speaker 2: on Pompy Magnus's body in weeps that his master is gone.
Speaker 2: The biggest lie people on the right tell themselves is
Speaker 2: that everyone wants to be free. It's not true at all,
Speaker 2: have you ever, Let's use another example here. As long
Speaker 2: as we're going off on a tangent, you obviously know
Speaker 2: at least a little bit about the westward expansion of America.
Speaker 2: I'm talking covered wagons, braven the sun and the winter,
Speaker 2: and hostile Indians and Mexicans and everything else that was
Speaker 2: a danger back then when you were going out west, bandits,
Speaker 2: you name it.
Speaker 1: But everyone didn't go.
Speaker 2: And maybe you can say, well, just a lot of
Speaker 2: poor people went. No, All kinds of poor people living
Speaker 2: in unimaginable filth in cities across the eastern seaboard stayed
Speaker 2: right where they were. The crew Chris is already saying, why, well,
Speaker 2: it's easy.
Speaker 1: It's not nice, it's not lovely.
Speaker 2: You're gonna die of cholera at eighteen, But until then,
Speaker 2: you know where you're sleeping. That night you want to stand,
Speaker 2: you can pop down to the local church and get
Speaker 2: a bowl of soup for dinner.
Speaker 1: You'll be hungry. You won't starve out west.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna burn to death
Speaker 2: in the sun. No thanks, Not everybody wants to be free.
Speaker 2: The liberal aunt Peggy in your life, the Democrat in
Speaker 2: your life. They didn't mention Jeffrey Epstein's name for four
Speaker 2: years while Joe Biden was president. Now they talk about
Speaker 2: it all the time. Why is their slaves? They have
Speaker 2: chosen to become slaves. They listen to Democrat politicians, They
Speaker 2: listen to four or five major network news channels. They've
Speaker 2: selected two, three, four completely communist websites. They understand there
Speaker 2: are more news channels. They understand there are different podcasts
Speaker 2: and radio shows. They understand there are all kinds of
Speaker 2: different places on the Internet where they can get their information.
Speaker 2: They have chosen to isolate themselves, not because they don't
Speaker 2: know other things aren't available. They've chosen to isolate themselves
Speaker 2: because if I just stay with CNN and I just
Speaker 2: listen to Chuck Schumer and I just do what I'm
Speaker 2: told by two or three sources, that I am guaranteed
Speaker 2: to be part of the herd at all times. Why
Speaker 2: is your liberal and Peggy talk about you, Juffree Epstein
Speaker 2: now and never did before.
Speaker 1: Here's why.
Speaker 6: Under federal law, when any five Senators on the Homeland
Speaker 6: Security and Government Affairs Committee call on the Executive Branch
Speaker 6: to release investigative documents, they must comply. Our request covers
Speaker 6: all documents, files, evidence, or other materials in the possession
Speaker 6: of the Department of Justice or the FBI related to
Speaker 6: the case of United States versus Jeffrey Epstein. This includes
Speaker 6: records and documents related to Epstein and his clients, while
Speaker 6: ensuring that the private information of any victims is protected.
Speaker 6: We expect the Trump administration to provide these documents by
Speaker 6: August the fifteenth.
Speaker 2: And let's be honest, if you have a different mentality,
Speaker 2: then you do within reason. I understand there are really
Speaker 2: really awful forms of slavery that nobody would want to
Speaker 2: live in. But there are people who would just prefer
Speaker 2: that life.
Speaker 1: Don't you know.
Speaker 2: People in your life who would prefer that life. Let
Speaker 2: me ask you, have you ever have you ever known
Speaker 2: someone or maybe it's your child who still lives at
Speaker 2: home and not just still lives at home because they
Speaker 2: have to. I understand that's people's lot. In life now,
Speaker 2: especially as things are more expensive. But lives at home
Speaker 2: and youn't even really looking for a job. Chris is
Speaker 2: nod in his head. You know people like that, don't
Speaker 2: you why I could never stomach it. It would eat
Speaker 2: at me to be a failure, to never try to
Speaker 2: achieve anything. It would it would eat it me. Not
Speaker 2: everybody's built like you. Democrats, communists are heard animals. And
Speaker 2: you make a mistake when you think they want to
Speaker 2: be free. They don't want to be free. They want
Speaker 2: to be fed. And those are very different things. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 2: write that down. That was brilliant. They even Chris I
Speaker 2: had to admit that was good. They don't want to
Speaker 2: be free, they want to be fed. Gosh, I might
Speaker 2: say that ten times during the show. Everybody write that
Speaker 2: down the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. And
Speaker 2: so the piggybacking on what we just said about how
Speaker 2: some people want to be slaves. And that's why that's
Speaker 2: why the liberal and Peggy in your life wants to
Speaker 2: you know, she believes that Jeffrey Epstein's the most important
Speaker 2: thing in the world when she never mentioned it before.
Speaker 2: These are all the exact same people who never heard about,
Speaker 2: never cared about, didn't know anything about George Floyd of Minneapolis,
Speaker 2: and soon they were out there attending one of his funerals.
Speaker 2: These are the same people who dropped him like a
Speaker 2: bad habit the second Russia invaded Ukraine and the media
Speaker 2: told them Ukraine was the next important thing. And you
Speaker 2: might as well stop being getting frustrated, because I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and spoil this for you. The liberal ant
Speaker 2: Peggy in your life, whoever that person happens to be employer, employee, sister,
Speaker 2: mom son, brother, whatever. I don't know what the next
Speaker 2: talking point will be. The system will find a talking
Speaker 2: point in the liberal and Peggy in your life in
Speaker 2: the drop of a hat will drop all this Epstein
Speaker 2: stuff and immediately began talking about what's next. And communists
Speaker 2: know this, the Democrats, the media, the system knows this.
Speaker 1: Have you have you ever.
Speaker 2: Thought to yourself, because I know I thought this to myself.
Speaker 2: When these people are all saying the same thing, you
Speaker 2: know you'll turn turn on CNN and they're saying the
Speaker 2: same thing that Chuck Schumer's saying. Who's saying the same
Speaker 2: thing that AOC is saying, Who's saying the same thing.
Speaker 2: They're all saying the same thing, the same talking point,
Speaker 2: all of it, all of it. Have you ever wondered
Speaker 2: why don't these people care that we're all making fun
Speaker 2: of them? I mean, how many montages have we put
Speaker 2: together and other people put together? I mean the great
Speaker 2: people will put together montages Tom Elliott and May's and
Speaker 2: all the people put together the greatest stuff, mocking these
Speaker 2: people relentlessly. They see that too. These people have huge ears,
Speaker 2: they're hugely insecure people. They see that too. Yet they
Speaker 2: don't change. Nobody likes to be made fun of. They
Speaker 2: know you're going to see it. They know someone's gonna
Speaker 2: put together a montage of it. They know we're gonna
Speaker 2: play it on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, and
Speaker 2: they'll be mocked coast to coast. And yet they don't change.
Speaker 2: Why Because it works on a certain percentage of the population.
Speaker 2: Now that's what we're actually gonna get on that here
Speaker 2: in just a few minutes, that percentage of the population.
Speaker 2: But on a certain percentage of the population, which was
Speaker 2: much higher a few years ago, but a certain percentage
Speaker 2: of the population will believe whatever the new system talking
Speaker 2: point is, and they know it. They are willing to
Speaker 2: withstand your mockery. They're willing to let you and me
Speaker 2: get together and laugh in their stupid faces because they understand,
Speaker 2: at least a certain percentage of the population.
Speaker 1: We'll believe it.
Speaker 2: It's worth the mockery to them. And along these lines,
Speaker 2: I've told you I'm in a great mood. Trump is
Speaker 2: suing the Wall Street Journal. You may remember it wasn't big.
Speaker 2: I told you this was coming, by the way, but
Speaker 2: I told you that Trump knew someone had planted some
Speaker 2: Epstein's stuff on him. He knew that someone had planted something,
Speaker 2: and he knew it was about to be leaked to
Speaker 2: the media. I told you this about twenty four hours
Speaker 2: before it happened. Of course, the old Oracle got that
Speaker 2: one right, didn't he. Chris, Do we need to play
Speaker 2: it again? No, you can't find that file anyway. Anyone
Speaker 2: remembers anyway, Chris. But I told you it was coming,
Speaker 2: and of course it happened in The Wall Street Journal
Speaker 2: printed a ridiculous thing.
Speaker 1: It was a.
Speaker 2: Letter that Trump allegedly sent to Epstein on his birthday,
Speaker 2: which okay, they worked together for a while. Maybe you
Speaker 2: and I would believe that except it didn't sound like
Speaker 2: Trump at all, and he's doodling on it. Trump is
Speaker 2: never doodled on anything to anyone's knowledge in his entire life.
Speaker 2: It didn't It was so weak that even most of
Speaker 2: the left didn't really run with it. But the Wall
Speaker 2: Street Journal did well in the old days before Trump,
Speaker 2: actually before Trump two point oh, because Trump one point
Speaker 2: oh wouldn't have done this either. In the old days,
Speaker 2: Republicans would have complained. They would have went to shows
Speaker 2: like this one or put out a public statement this
Speaker 2: is unfair, this is biased, this is this, this is that,
Speaker 2: and then they would have let it go. Well, again,
Speaker 2: that doesn't move the communist. The communist is only moved
Speaker 2: by fear and pain. If you want to dissuade the communist,
Speaker 2: you have to make him afraid or hurt him in
Speaker 2: some way, not physically. Don't break the law, and don't
Speaker 2: hurt anybody, please, But you understand what I mean. Accusations
Speaker 2: of dishonesty or bias or hypocrisy or any of those
Speaker 2: things have never moved a communist and never will. He's
Speaker 2: trying to be those things. Those don't bother him. You
Speaker 2: know what does bother him? Having to fork over millions
Speaker 2: and millions of dollars. Donald Trump has made the GOP
Speaker 2: here you go, Chris ready more litigious, Chris, that's a
Speaker 2: big word. I would like some more respect for using
Speaker 2: that word. We're very litigious.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Trump continues to sue media companies who tell outright lies,
Speaker 2: and allegedly this is what we hear right now, Wall
Speaker 2: Street Journal has offered to settle the lawsuit. Already Donald
Speaker 2: Trump's suing them. Wall Street Journal allegedly this is according
Speaker 2: to The Daily Fetched has already said, hey, we'll write
Speaker 2: your check. Let's just write your check. Why does this matter?
Speaker 2: What does this have to do with the world of
Speaker 2: make believe? Your liberal and Peggy lives in. Well, remember
Speaker 2: that world has to be maintained at all times. That
Speaker 2: fake world she lives in always needs a fresh coat
Speaker 2: of paint, It always needs a new This A knew
Speaker 2: that it has to be carefully maintained at all times.
Speaker 2: If the media starts getting too afraid to tell outright
Speaker 2: lies because they don't want to write gigantic.
Speaker 1: Checks, we're winning.
Speaker 2: We have not won. I'm not saying that we're winning
Speaker 2: and it's a very good thing. All right, Let's talk
Speaker 2: about those percentages. Shall we and we have to have
Speaker 2: a heartfelt conversation about watermelon and immigration before we do that.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk about percentages. Let's talk about watermelon next.