Speaker 1: Callaroga Shock Media.
Speaker 2: Hitter.
Speaker 3: I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Company and Hews. We'll
talk more about the roast of Kevin Hart later in
the front half of the podcast. Let's talk about John Maliney.
He was at the Night of Too Many Stars and
busted out an impression of RFK Junior. I will share
with you a couple out its here for both pacing
and the language.
Speaker 4: Five and a half years sober. I was very excited
about that, very nice. I'm still not allowed to have
more than two hundred dollars cash on me at any time.
Two hundred dollars is an agreed upon a mount between
my wife and I after a lot of trial and error.
Thank you all for coming to a Night of Too
Many Stars. How what this is is the best benefit
I've done since Robert F. Kennedy Junior's river Keepers benefit
ten years ago. Robert F.
Speaker 2: Kennedy Junior was in charge of a group called the Riverkeeper.
Speaker 4: If you don't know Bobby, and I know him at Bobby,
that's how much he shouldn't be in the government. I
know him.
Speaker 2: He's comedy adjacent.
Speaker 4: You know he's married to that woman from Curb Your
enthusiasm and cheets on are like a dog, but he
likes to be around comedy people. Sorry for the pearl
clutch here the West Side, people who know exactly what
I'm talking about, trying to drop that public domain information
on the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 1: Robert Kenny was in charge back when I lived in
New York. He was in charge of a thing called
the river Keepers. They were in charge of keeping the
Hudson River clean. That was his job. That's how good
he is at jobs.
Speaker 2: His old job was.
Speaker 4: Keeping the Hudson River, whose native fish is tied off
used condom clean.
Speaker 2: I'm in charge of your bones and your dummy. Your
thing can't be of measles? Did you get the measles?
Did you read the cardiffs from me? Do you like
having the musals very much? You don't? No, Bobby Jr?
What have we gone? Oursevenjo? My father was in public service.
Speaker 4: Father's not a good word for you, dude.
Speaker 2: Try dad anyway. My father was a good man, and
I'm a very bad man guy. Look at my gatorade,
green eyes, my skin like snake. Can I be in
charge of the way you feel in your body?
Speaker 3: Welie Entertainment had somebody at the Night of Too Many Stars,
they said. The one sour note of the evening was
Matt Rife's homophobic material about a time a sewer he
believed was attracted to him hu the collective Eyeroll, they write.
Among other things that happened at the Night of Too
Many Stars was a band of sorts Conan O'Brien on
guitar and vocals on Stewart on the drums, Jimmy Kimmel
on the bass clarinets, and Star of Love on the spectrum,
Abby Romeo on vocals. They performed as the Very White Stripes.
I'll give you just a little bit of it because
it's a little hard on the years, guys, But here's
what that sounded like. Night of Too Many Stars also
featured appearances by Bill Burr, Steve krowt Ron Funches, Nikki Glazer,
Tiffany Hattish Lee and Morgan, Bob Odenkirk, Matt Rife, dramatic
actor Adam Sandler, Comedy Survivor winner Sarah Silverman, Ali Wong,
and dramatic actor Noah Wiley. Interestingly, I haven't seen anything
about the Chappelle shows from the Netflixes of Joe Comedy
Festival you know, three shows, nothing out, no clips, nobody's
writing anything about it. That's a little odd. Pete Davidson
recorded his low budget television show for Netflix his guest
John Mulaney. They discussed being girled ads. Pete Davidson said
his five month old daughter, Scottie Rose is quote so
cute and chunky. Catching up on some items from last week.
It's been super busy. I am excited for this one.
Josh Johnson will have a special on HBO May twenty second,
Josh Johnson Symphony will err on HBO Max at h pm.
HBO says the special highlights the comedian's unique point of
view and signature creativity, as Josh Johnson reflects on strange
childhood experiences, the perils of being labeled nice, challenging family dynamics,
and navigating life's most awkward moments, leading the audits to
laughter the way a conductor guides musicians relax. Josh Johnson
Symphony showcases the comedian's humor, warmth, and relatability to offer
a truly original and unforgettable experience. Josh Oshel puts out
an hour of new stand up material every Tuesday on
his YouTube channel. Dan Soder is getting his first Netflix
comedy special. He will tape a June thirteenth at the
Throckmorton Theater in San Francisco, OH Variety tells us Soda
is a comics comic whose sharp, observational style and affable
demeanor has earned him a strong reputation on the club circuit.
You may know Dan Soder from the TV series Billions. Okay,
onto the roast. I'm still reflecting on it, and there's
a good thread in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
podcast group. When I posted my thing on Sunday night,
I was like, I wonder if people are gonna say
like I was just wrong on it, But it seems
like I'm not. It seems like people agree with me
that the roast could have been better. I'm still stunned
at how lack of star power. That's not good English,
but how lack of star power the roast of Kevin
Hart was a few people did show up after I
went to bed. One of them, Kat Williams. Kat said,
I'm surprised they invited me. That's how little star power
you have. They had to start inviting your enemies. I said,
I hate him, and they said, come anyway, there's a
joke in there, but there may be some truth in
there anyway. I mean just stunning that people like Where's Chappelle?
And I was pointing out in the Facebook group, maybe
Nicki Glazer was smart to run away from this thing.
Here's a quick clip of Cat.
Speaker 2: But I want to be clear, just because Kevin went
to didty parties does not mean he did something wrong.
The fact that he gets all flag when you bring
it up, that means he did something wrong.
Speaker 3: Now, please understand, I can't just like play endless audio here,
So I'm gonna tell you some Ofkat William's jokes. Both
you and I would rather hear Kat Williams tell these jokes.
I get it, But just understand, I can't just sit
here and be like, and here's Kat Williams said, Here's
Pete Davison said, it doesn't work that way. My phone
would ring. Some of the jokes Cat Williams said, which
were obviously told way better by Kat Williams. Kevin, You're
gonna hear some things tonight. Those are called punchlines. Fantastic
writing there.
Speaker 1: That is great.
Speaker 3: Is this the best the industry could put together? I'm
not sure if the Illuminati is real, or if this
is the junior for our City version. But for those
of you just joining us, Kevin and I have beef,
and I'll tell you what because privately, this mfor stole
everything from me. Before he saw my act. He was
a six foot three white man, great writing, fantastic Next. Yes,
I said some things I'd like to take back. Some
things were misunderstood. I said Kevin was a Hollywood puppet.
What I mean was the head of Netflix literally had
his hand up Kevin's ass telling him what to do.
One word Kevin doesn't say in his act, which starts
with an N.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I could go on all night hating on Kevin Art.
I've perfected it. But the end of the day you
have to look in the mirror and say, do I
really want to have beef with the rabbit Snowball from
the Secret Life of Pets two? Yes?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: The few It goes back to twenty twenty four. Cat
Williams accused Kevin Hard of being an industry plant and
stealing movie rolls from him. Cat told Kevin Kevin, I've
won an Emmy Award, but this is going to be
my best acting tonight, Is I pretend like you're a
goat for the people at home. You're wondering, why's the
cat man doing this for the money? Bitch? This is
my Riod Comedy Festival, only one with a soul. Kevin
Art responded and said, Kat, I can sit, I can watch,
I can laugh because I'm a fan first. Cat, we
have an opportunity, in real time, this is live television,
to put our beef behind us. I'm offering you an
eye olive branch of peace. I want to be a brother,
I want to be a friend.
Speaker 5: Cat.
Speaker 3: I want to move on. Can we move on from Pete?
Davidson said again, I can't just play like eight minute
chunks of everybody. Pete went after Tony Hinchcliff, saying, Tony
Hinchcliff's here looking like both the child molester and the
doll they give the child the show where he touched them.
Pete in a little bit of hot water over this one,
Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk and then he's definitely
been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.
Here's some audio from Tony Hinchcliff's set. I've made a
few edits for language and taken out a couple jokes
because I don't want to get canceled. Everything got to
go in context, and I can't just let this roll.
Speaker 5: Like Bill Cosby, Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia,
and like Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is
inside of them. You've done good, though, Kevin. The black
community is so proud of you.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 5: George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so
hard that he can breathe.
Speaker 3: The Rock showed up and said Kevinhart's wife deserves an
Academy Award for pretending she likes to clean it up
have sex with you. Some people were paying attention to
the dunam between Chelsea Handler and Shane Gillis Parade Magazine,
which is like as mainstream as it gets. Shane said,
Chelsea Handler went to dinner Jeffrey Epstein's house in twenty ten.
Look it up the articles. It wasn't like it was
a big party. There were like seven people there was
like Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there also in
his set, Shane said Chelsea as a Zionist. When Chelsea
got up, she said, Shane, just you know Judaism and
Zionism are two different things, just like how Chinatown and
Koreatown are two different things, but your favorite slurware works
in both places. You may recall the clip from Shane
Gils's podcast where he used some anti Asian slurs, leading
him to be fired from SNL. Remember Shane Gillis was
going to be in the SNL cast.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: As for the Epstein accusations, Chelsea has addressed this herself
in the past. She told Rob Low on the Rob
Low Podcast. I did go to dinner a Jeffrey Epstein's house.
I didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was. I went with
Katie Couric, Woody Allen and Sunny Previn were there. Charlie
Rose was there. Oh yeah, Prince Andrew was there. One
social media user said there was some serious animosity between
Chelsea Handler and the entire roast cast hmmm on the
eight hundred Pound Guerrilla YouTube page. Today, Nish Kumar's Nish
Don't Kill My Vibe. Netflix has announced that Ali Kats,
the new original fifteen minute adult animated comedy series from
Ricky Gervais, we'll premiere on Netflix August seventh. The series
cast includes Ricky Gervais and Diane Morgan some leftover news.
Comedian Bill Bailey had good things to say about King
Charles underestimated skills. Bill Bailey was receiving his MBE and
praised King Charles wit and comedy. You may recall the
King was pretty entertaining when he visited America recently. Bailey said,
the comments were witty, was beautifully measured, and it sort
of shows that actually comedy is a way of getting
under the radar a little bit. It's got a mercurial
quality to it. I think King Charles is underestimated as
a speaker. I think he's always been a great speaker,
but I think the state visit really showed off that
side of it was very well conceived and thought through.
And that is your comedy news for today. I'll catch
you tomorrow.