Speaker 1: H neonic for my adoptions as us. Hi, I don't
know where I was going with that. I never do,
I never fucking do. I'm a great disappointment. Hi, welcome
to Void Ona dan Dy Podcast. Can we do we
even still call it Dandy Dandy podcast? Yes? Sure, I
get us. I guess.
Speaker 2: Who we do.
Speaker 1: It's not we didn't change the tabletop because has Bro
got the got the message, got the memo. I guess
for now. So, Hi, I'm your d M. Devin. I'm living, breathing,
the thriving, and today it's I mean, we're playing day
to day, so uh, I have my players? Who are
my players? Who are you?
Speaker 2: Who are your people?
Speaker 1: Patris? He would send our rock.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter who we are. What matters is that we're
playing D and D. I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: My name is Jacob, canceled, rushed away.
Speaker 3: Well before you guys cancel me and the show. My
name is Jacob. I'm considered the problem child of many
of the other many of the other podcasts under this brand,
and I play Freed.
Speaker 2: And I am Tyler and I'll be playing the role
of Tauma.
Speaker 5: I thought you were say I'm an issue, and I'm
an issue.
Speaker 2: The best selling issue. Oh like a magazine.
Speaker 5: I love the confidence. I love it.
Speaker 1: He's thriving.
Speaker 5: I could I could fill it on this side of
the state, like when.
Speaker 2: You eat a soul and share a room with a
verse and you like dubiously.
Speaker 5: You're right, you're right. Well, Hello, I am Tiff, I
play Davy. She just wants her ship.
Speaker 1: She's tired, the smallest, smallest, biggest lesbian in this side
of Avatira.
Speaker 5: You're right, it's all she wants.
Speaker 1: So what happened last time?
Speaker 5: Well, you see, we made a deal with the faith.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did. Yeah, you sure did. You sure did, y'all.
Speaker 5: We gave our names to him and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's right, you did.
Speaker 2: But then he knew already and basically we wondered into.
Speaker 1: You want you wait, y'all.
Speaker 2: Wondered and where into Tim Burton's ferm goalie and ready to.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's it that as a compliment
or an insult.
Speaker 5: Tim Burton's version of.
Speaker 1: Tim Burton newt Yes, y'all continued on your journey through
the Oh God, where are y'all? Loky? Let me pull
out the map right quick, A little mappy map of
maps y'all were at the Iron Crest Town and then
from there y'all decided to go down the Whispering River.
And y'all, we're traveling down the Whispering River thanks to
Scarlet and her connections on getting a boat. So y'all
were going down the metrical, the wondrous Whispering River, and
then you came across a weird they would spot paradise curse.
I don't know you, I don't know. It depends on
you look at it. Uh if you guys were uh it,
shit got weird when you all going down the river.
And then y'all came across Newt Newt Lily Way. And
he is a obviously a fee that gave y'all a proposition,
a proposition, a proposition too. He'll take you to each
of the four heroes, or five five five five each
of the No, there's not it's four, it's five. Hold
up one, yeah, fine, well four remaining, Okay, there is
five before remaining. So he said he made a deal.
He probably gave you a proposition to he'll take you
to each of the four remaining heroes to their locations,
and so you wouldn't have to travel to them. Let's
take you directly there, and then once you handle take
care of those problems, he will then ask for something
and return a little something, something, nothing too outrageous or
menacing in any way. Your lives won't be in danger.
That's literally way he said. No, your lives won't be
in danger. It's fine, it's fine. I'm ask for something,
a token, really a trifle. You won't even miss it.
And from there, once you give it, give him what
he wants, then he will then take you to your
ship davy. So you went so loly, You guys got
a shortcut, y'all, jumping straight to the end. Once you
beat these four heroes or monsters, heroes you know who
you talk to of the group? Mm hm, And everyone
signed his contract free with known he signed it if
he was here, he signed it anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh that oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why I look, you want to wait
a few minutes? No, okay, cool, he signs it. He
signs it anyway, So y'all are now contractedly bound to
a fee. And if y'all don't, of course, he never
told you what he wanted, but he said he'll he'll
address it when the job is done and if y'all
decide to yeah, yeah, that's all. That's all that said
everyone and signed it and it's all peachy, keen and cool.
Before we start today's game, O Housekeeper TIF yes take
it away all right.
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be more on there. Because if you're watching this on YouTube,
hi welcome, Because find this comes up, there'll be a
few podcasts on YouTube now currently as the time of
recording is only one.
Speaker 6: At the time of the recording, there's only one podcast
on there. By the time this gets uploaded, like there'll
be a few on there. So if you are here
from YouTube.
Speaker 5: Heillo, Hi, how are you? How you doing?
Speaker 6: The link in description is going to send you to
the other podcast. So if you don't want to, like,
open up YouTube every time we have it on anything that.
Speaker 5: Podcasts are on. Really yeah, so yeah, we have fun
here and MIT's are going to be on the pillow.
Speaker 1: What's today's flavor of mint is going to be ooze?
Speaker 5: What does ooze taste like?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't like the implications of this. Yeah, it's just
today's episode the flavors oos like, what are we gonna
do with those?
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll soon find out what you're gonna do with these?
Speaker 5: It's other.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, it's just it's just you'll be fine. Fine,
You're very fine. You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: You should be.
Speaker 1: You don't believe me? What have I ever stirred you
guys wrong? When have I ever? Tyler? I have never
stirred you wrong?
Speaker 5: Last night, last night, last night, last night, you lie
to us.
Speaker 1: I didn't lie to you. M hm.
Speaker 2: I mean you kind of implied eating a soul would
probably be a good idea, and in some ways it was,
but in other ways.
Speaker 3: Two words false Hydra.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, now, okay, if I want to have
an opportunity to use my favorite creature in the world
of D and D, I'm gonna fucking use it.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I was just like doing more research
on it, and like I was simultaneously growing more like
horrified on what I was learning about it and loving
it every moment of it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that you would?
Speaker 3: This thing is lit. You would you you got something?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, not you damn it. Yeah, mister Kaiju
groopy over here. You would. You would like the false Hydro,
wouldn't you?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, not that way.
Speaker 5: Silence.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: That's correct. I've never heard highlights so loud. It's okay.
Speaker 6: I'm not even hating on you though, Like there's there's
there's I mean, I will openly like let Dracula like
suck the blood outline it the one from.
Speaker 1: Yo Juice, Come get your juice.
Speaker 5: I want I want to be a I want to
be a wife, Like, can I be one? I want
to I'll change my last name.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine, fine, I'm not gonna flat. My
last name is out glad. Oh what is that your
last name? Okay, be uh yeah, you're right. Continuing on
the game. See you guys made the contract with Newts
as Newts and his weird the purple magic with little
sparks of lightning that comes off the the twitter, the
purple winds, and a twister that surrounds You'll taking you
out to the next location. I love suspicious. That's not weird.
Speaker 5: No it's not. It's completely fucking normal, And I love
every minute of that.
Speaker 1: And he takes you to an open field that you
see before you. This open field is literally just an
open just an opening in the woods surrounded by trees
with grass that goes up to it's about two feet tall,
two foot tall grass.
Speaker 6: Fantastic of the grass work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're floating head over the grass.
Speaker 3: I got you, buddy, and I just pick you up
and put you on my shoulder and put you on
my shoulder.
Speaker 5: Like oh, oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: And he was.
Speaker 3: Supposed to transport us to the ship, right or no.
Speaker 1: He was supposed to take you. Guys had to kill
the other four hero the other four heroes, first heroes, monsters,
depending on who you talk to. Of the group you
have to kill, you have to take care of the
last four, and he's took you to the next one.
So open field winds blow and nice gentle breeze. It's
nice and sunny out. It's it's it's a gorgeous day
out from where you are located at. The breeze is nice,
cool breeze complimenting the kind of warm air. So it's
probably like high sixties right now. It's nice and breezy.
It's it's, it's it's comfortable. And you just feel the
sung sun among against your skin. You feel it feel nice. Uh,
and Newt is behind you. Yes, this is the next location.
This is the location that I could find for the
monk known as Evo.
Speaker 7: Ev Huh.
Speaker 5: Now she just repeats the name Evo Evo.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Evo Evo was a monk of the open hand,
a very spiritual man, very spiritual in the sense of
not like the cleric, very spiritual to oneself, what fantastic.
And he's looking around, kind of like the pulp fiction
meme for the guy h where he's looking around. He's
like where is he at? Like shot no, uh, but
he is like so Evo's here somewhere, good luck and
he poof's gone into a purple puff. Of smoke. Well,
so you're in an open field, So what's happened? What
you're doing? He's somewhere, there's he's somewhere in this fields invisible.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for a monk.
Speaker 7: A monk.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: If you want to know more information on EVA, you
could roll me. Anyone can roll me a history check.
Speaker 6: Oh oh right, let me see any all three of you.
Speaker 1: One of the two of you history history.
Speaker 5: Nobody, nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.
Speaker 1: I mean, mm hmm, yeah, woa, Tama, don't you have
is it yours? Is what advantage? Right? Always? Now? Yes?
Speaker 2: History? God, I rolled insight your.
Speaker 1: Own insight history.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 1: History.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm proficient in history. No, I'm if
I'm proficient in the Yeah, but I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm proficient in history, and I still.
Speaker 1: Robot your proficient in history?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So am I free eat it in history?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I may have been uh you know, I may have
been a prisoner with a job at one point, but
yeah I could read apparely.
Speaker 1: So Talma, since you got a nineteen compared to the
seven from not seven, eight from Tiff and eleven from
uh eight and eleven from Davy and Free respectfully respectfully
you of course you know you know the story of
the five heroes. I mean you're the one that kind
of that got that, that knows that in fro from
the get gap. So you would know that Evo is
a tee Fling, a tee fling monk of the open hand.
And you would know that Evo is a pale skinned
he Fling's pale skinned, but it's like a pale red,
like very very light pink. He has long white hair
that goes down to almost the floor. And he has
very long pointed horns that almost kind of like a bull's,
but they go up like a cold like almost twelve inches.
They're huge. They just point straight up or they kind
of they kind of curve out and they kind and
then they go up, so they don't they don't curve
under or curve over. There's like curve straight up. So
you would know that information. And if you are wanting
to say, you know what, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do that never mind,
So you know you know that I'm information yas Point
has almost twelve his horns are almost twelve inches long
and they point straight up as well as the other
descriptions I gave you. So that's the information you know
about Evo as far as his description as parents.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I relate this to the rest of the
group basically, say, look for some very tall horns.
Speaker 1: All right, so's everybody? What's everyone doing with that info?
Are you all gonna start looking around in the field.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna I'm gonna roll a perception chess.
Speaker 1: Everonna what I'm gonna roll.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna roll a perception check because Freed has keen senses,
so he can be I do have advantage on perception
when with checks on hearing or smelling. So I'm gonna
so Freda's gonna like listen and sniff and look out
for any unusual smells or sounds.
Speaker 1: Okay twenty three Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. As you're
kind of looking around and listening, you hear a little
a little rustling in the grass, not necessarily something moving,
but the grass is brushing against something. And you smell
a smelly smell. That's smelly, smell.
Speaker 5: Smell that's smelly.
Speaker 1: You smell what of flowers of daisies, lily's daffodils.
Speaker 3: And where is a smell?
Speaker 1: Oh, there is is ahead of you about forty ft
forty feet ahead. Yeah, and when you look in that
direction you see horns point.
Speaker 3: Out so so over the table real quick, all right,
you know, never mind, Uh, I just say uh, Fred
just goes guys, uh, don't quote me on this. But
the grass, the grass over there is a little horny.
Speaker 1: The grass over there is a little horny.
Speaker 2: My god, would you care to elaborate?
Speaker 5: I just like sight properly speak.
Speaker 7: Kah mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, captain. Grammar, grammar and articulation on the
boat has never been a requirement.
Speaker 5: Well, it is working for me, so.
Speaker 3: M hm okay, Well over there in the grass, I
just point I think that I I think that's him
and Freed points to the to the horn sticking out
of the grass. Mm hmmm. And Davy, you're still on
my shoulder.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Sorry, I also side. Now. Jamie Lee Curtis
just one best supporting actress at the office scares for
her role in Everything everywhere, all at.
Speaker 5: Once, deserved, deserved.
Speaker 1: She was up against Stephanie, the actress that played the
daughter and everything, everywhere, all at once. She was up
against oh god, the black.
Speaker 6: Panther, everything everywhere, all at once. Deserves to win everything
that they're nominated for. I don't care who it is.
Speaker 1: I have, whom they're gonna win every war Cagary, they're
in period period. If it's not win our best picture,
I don't want it anyway, I don't want it.
Speaker 5: I don't want my best leading female role. They better.
She better fucking win. She better win, She better win
best male leading role.
Speaker 6: He better wins, and everybody needs everybody.
Speaker 1: This is not an Oscar's podcast. Actually he does win.
He does win Best Supporting Actor. Never mind, Yes, this
is not this is not this is non Oscar podcast,
but we stand everything everywhere wants here. Anyways, back on
the chop black so cool. You see that there are
horns pointing out of the grass they're for They're pointing
like five inches out of the grass. So the horns
are black like they're almost like the color of like obsidian. Okay,
they're pointing out the light green tall grass.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, h I don't have any spouse for me
to do what I want to do.
Speaker 5: Oh well maybe maybe maybe can I cast minor illusion.
Speaker 1: Sure, how do you want to do it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: I want to want behind him.
Speaker 6: I want to catch it behind him, and I want
it to be like like like a big scary creature noise.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is spooking. Okay, through all the Deed twenty
for my own personal purposes.
Speaker 5: I mean that roll up. I think he had to
roll a save save for what?
Speaker 1: What save?
Speaker 5: Oh? No, never mind? Oh yeah, I know, never mind.
There's no save yet. There you go.
Speaker 1: H okay, so you do that? What does it sound like?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think, like, and how far and.
Speaker 1: How close to him? Or how far from him?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: That just like not like five ten feet away from him?
Speaker 1: Okay, And what's the sound.
Speaker 5: I want it to be like a big scary creature.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean what big scary creature I'm trying to think.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 6: I'm like, hmmm, they could be twitters, just like I
don't want those here.
Speaker 5: I don't want them to be here.
Speaker 1: Ye, give me an idea.
Speaker 6: Make it be like a big lion or something. Yeah,
just have would be like a lion's like a big
old roar.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the thing happens and you see the horns
stay still. They don't move.
Speaker 7: Oh, they don't.
Speaker 1: Know then you see the horn slope no, or you
don't see a reaction. The horns just kind of just
sit there. And then after a few minutes, the horns
sink into the grass out of you. What's everyone's perception
passive perception?
Speaker 2: M h I think that's a perception.
Speaker 3: It's just ten oh, no, fifteen.
Speaker 1: Fifteen, thirteen thirteen lovely, lovely, So that's a fifteen plus
nine okay, right right, all right, So the horns sink
into the grass, and you guys lose sight of him,
but then.
Speaker 3: M m.
Speaker 1: Mmmm appears directly behind you. You guys, your guys are
looking like, where'd he go? He's like, and then he
leans over and he's like hello.
Speaker 3: So uh when he does that, free let's have a
startled yelp and jumps back. So all you hear it's
more of like a like a dog like yelp, like
a you jump back like uh, like I gott I
spin around and just kind of like hop back a bit.
Speaker 1: Davy roll a straint saving throw or no, no, roll
a deck stiry saving throw. See if you don't fly
fly off.
Speaker 5: I can't it be like decks.
Speaker 1: It's des as a dexterairy saving throw. Sorry, I didn't
mean strange.
Speaker 5: He said strang.
Speaker 3: Like no, oh your old strength. I was about to say, oh.
Speaker 5: Is that any I mean it's a little better, but
you got you got eleven strength.
Speaker 1: So as he turns around quick as uh as free
turns around quickly and hops back. You fly right off him,
actually holding you land in the tall grass about a
few feet away from him, like boom boom.
Speaker 5: I am now hiding in the grass.
Speaker 1: Exut your face first in some dirt.
Speaker 5: Like ol, I say, hiding in the grass.
Speaker 1: You say, hiding in the grass. Yeah, uh, Tom, how
are you reacting? How did you react?
Speaker 2: Well, well, I was supposed to roll something.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: My passive perception was just ten, so he might have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he stuck up on you. How is he right?
He's like, huh, he's not gonna he's not attacking or anything.
He just spooks, y'all.
Speaker 2: I could let out like an hot hole, just like.
Speaker 1: And Scarlett. That's ho. She grabs on the Tauma Tama's arm.
She and then she stops. She looks on her hand.
She holds her handback real quickly, and she pulls herself,
gets herself together.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: And Evo looks at the two of you, Scarlett and Tama,
and then he looks over it. Uh. Free looks over
the freed. Uh who who are you people?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: He's he's looking everybody. I don't see too many people
around here.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, we never really came up with
a name, have we for our merried band?
Speaker 1: Oh god, the killer slaughter hoboes. I don't know. Ego terrorists, fucking.
Speaker 3: Pirates of eco terrorism.
Speaker 1: Eco terrorism, you don't have a name yet.
Speaker 3: You kill, you kill a malicious elemental in some way,
or eco terrace.
Speaker 1: By the DM anyway, Like, yeah, who are you people?
I don't see too many people around here? And he
has a very he has a his demeanor is very
like friendly, and he has a big old smile on
his face. But something just seems really wrong, like like
you're getting like the chills down your spine. You're like this,
this is some something's not right here, something's off. And
of course the teethling you see is a pale, pink
skinned teeth flame.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at my spell as a seat. Well
I can do that doesn't involve attacking okay, nothing, I
can't really do anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's this guy's name again?
Speaker 1: E v O? E v Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you Evo?
Speaker 1: He looks over to your Freed. Yeah, the one and only.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, captain, how are we doing this?
Speaker 5: Davy doesn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, check every roll me a self if you're gonna hide,
see if you just vanish.
Speaker 3: Or at least your rose are getting progressively better.
Speaker 1: Freed still Freed sees you, but everyone to everyone else,
you're kind of but to everyone else in the party,
you're gone. A Free can see from as tall as
he is.
Speaker 7: I am sneaky.
Speaker 5: Gotta be sneaky. Charlie so uh, she's yes, I'm evil.
Speaker 1: So what brings y'all here? He's just politely looking at everyone,
and Scarlett is just like uh and looks over the tama.
She looks over the Tama and Freed.
Speaker 5: Mhm, jesus, I'm sorry. That was my dog.
Speaker 2: I was like the Free.
Speaker 1: Barking at Eve.
Speaker 6: My dog like like he fucking freaks out, dude. And
right now we have like new neighbors moving in so like,
and they're renovating the house that's next door, and I'm
pretty sure they're like outside, so he's losing his fucking mind.
Speaker 5: It's got this dog.
Speaker 6: You're not scary, nobody, bro Like you're not okay anyway,
You're just.
Speaker 3: A big old goof.
Speaker 5: It really is.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 5: So Davy kind of like she she made her way
round right.
Speaker 7: And she like.
Speaker 5: Pops up like right where she is now.
Speaker 1: Just aren't you pop up on the ground? Got it?
Speaker 7: And she goes, yeah, you see this is kind of awkward.
Speaker 6: We we were kind of sent here, did you what?
Speaker 5: Oh well, you see.
Speaker 7: You seem like a nice fellow, but someone gave us
a job to do.
Speaker 1: Uh, everybody rolled me a perception check, as Davie.
Speaker 5: Perception perception does this involved?
Speaker 3: So this this is involve site or will involve sound
or smell site? Crap? Okay, well I can't technically keen
senses only apply this sound and to hearing and smelling.
Speaker 1: M yes, So okay, so we got a fourteen, thirteen
and a twenty. All right, lucky for y'all. Y'all everyone
sees it. But oh free you got your You landed
right under the number, the threshold number. So Davy, as
you're continuing mm hmmm, going and continue going and continue.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, like she said, she was like, yeah, you see,
we were kind of sent to because of a job.
Speaker 1: For you. And EVO turns over, looks down at Davy
and he says, but when he says this, it sounds
like multiple voices are saying it, multiple of his voice
saying it. He's like, what's the job? And as everyone
I'm afraid. As that happens, you look around and you
start seeing other evos come up out of the grass.
Speaker 3: Huh and uh.
Speaker 1: Ooh, and they all kind of they all stand up
at the grass and they're looking directly at the group
and the evil that's in front of me. He's like,
what's the what what tripe are you has to do?
If you don't mind me asking travelers.
Speaker 2: You get a little too scared and you just you
don't even know why you were here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like, look, I don't ask questions. I just
do what I'm told.
Speaker 7: And well, you see, which.
Speaker 5: I thought that was only one of yours? What the fuck?
What what's happened there?
Speaker 1: Is there isn't always has been just one of me
Ace And he gives like a very kind looking smile
as he look and you notice Davy especially you notice
he hasn't blinked since you since started talking to you.
No blinking, hm, none, none whatsoever. Just why just wide eyed,
eyes open and just looking directly at you all. He pauses,
He looks at you and then looks out to the others.
He said, oh, are you talking about them? Kind of
points out to the other cop other egos. Oh, yeah,
those are still me. There's still want to me.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure you know how the count might but
that's more than one.
Speaker 3: Mm hm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Love them plus okay, As you say that, davy one
comes up from comes up behind you from the grass
and goes wrapped here and goes, yeah, there is only
one in me. I know why you all are here.
You want to kill me? How would we do that? Yet?
Speaker 3: And jump scared?
Speaker 5: Is scary?
Speaker 1: And then the other started coming over, either coming out
of the grass or walking over and scarlets just like uh,
they get here. And then the one that's in front
of you is as Evo said, you're here to kill me,
aren't you.
Speaker 7: We.
Speaker 1: I haven't done anything wrong. I've done my job to
the fullest.
Speaker 8: And the other's nod, yeah, well you see, now it's
time for us to do our job to the fullest.
Speaker 5: You must understand, and you must understand.
Speaker 1: I can't let you do your job. Your job could
bring the end. So you must understand, little one. And
then a smile turns into a frown. You want to
kill me. You'll have to find me, and all the
evos sink into the ground vanish. Hear his voice. You
want to kill me, You'll have to find me. Good luck.
Role initiative. Oh oh oh, remember to click on your toe.
Okay when you roll for initiative, why is it? Okay?
Oh god, okay, hold up, let me delete these all right,
everybody roll again? Because I couldn't. I couldn't figure out
which one was wit, So let's roll again. They'll get rerolls.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh right, score.
Speaker 1: So Jacob, since you rolled a higher on the last one,
we'll give you your twenty back.
Speaker 2: Didn't mean to do that. I meant to look at it.
Speaker 1: And then you'll get a sixteen trauma because that was
your higher score. So I just want I just want
to make sure everyone has their best scores. Mhm, going out.
Why are you doing?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: What the fuck doing?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: I don't know? It's fucking weird, weird okay, never got
a scarlett is a role for her, So let me
get that real quick MPC initiative. I okay, and then
evo he will roll uh that bey nine plus innitious
that'd be okay, alrighty, first up on the chop block, davy.
Speaker 7: Cool, cool, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 5: I'm going to cast. I'm going to cast shadows.
Speaker 1: Shatter where.
Speaker 7: And I'm going to cast mm hmmmm, all right, all right,
oh god, right.
Speaker 5: Here, right there, right here.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're gonna cast it about and about thirty
five about thirty five feet away from you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's a ten foot sphere, so it's.
Speaker 1: A ten foot sphere. It would go out all right
cold cold here here a ten foot sphere on double check,
something like m all right, cool, you do that. You
just hit. As you hit that, a chunk of grass
and dirt explored up in tears.
Speaker 5: Nothing was there, nothing, but there's a hole in the ground.
Speaker 1: Now there's a hold. So you see that open. So
leave that circle there. That's the mark that you've already hit.
Speaker 2: He is not in.
Speaker 5: Cool, And then I'm going to hide down in the grass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, roll me a self check, self check with advantage
since you's short.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, You're like, and then you're taking to the group. Okay,
an elevator here in the grass, and.
Speaker 5: Then I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Ka, oh my god, this is working.
Speaker 5: Okay, blink right there.
Speaker 1: As you move right there, I am. As you move
right there in the grass, you bump into hey EVO. Sorry.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 1: So you see, so you're kind of like you kind
of brush against somebody and you see the EVO. He's
kind of lunched over in the grass. But as you're
kind of low to the ground and you look at him.
He hasn't looked down at you, but you look at
his lower half, and his lower half is like an
ooze that's coming out of the ground. You're just like,
I can just imagine here the dirt.
Speaker 3: He's like.
Speaker 5: Look in your face like she's trying not to be like.
Speaker 1: The in your turn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that ends my turn.
Speaker 1: And no one else sees that EVO, by the way,
only Davy does because that evo's low to the ground.
So unless Davie lets out there's one here that no
one else will know that there's one there, let alone
where Davey's at at all. Next up, Freed, can I
try to.
Speaker 3: Pick up like since any of them nearby by, like
rolling a perception check.
Speaker 1: Sure, cool, roll me a perception check with advantage, all right,
twenty three. He's here, but the smell his But the
smell of these flowers is coming from soap from many directions.
You can't pinpoint on where exactly, like, so there are many,
so you know that they're they're in many places throughout
the throughout the field. You can't pinpoint because the smell
is like coming from from so many directions at once,
kind of overloads your senses a little bit, at least
your senses smell.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna do something, and whether it works
or not is completely up to you, all right, so freed, Like,
after sniffing the air and tilting his ears trying to
like smell and hear them, all he gets is the
smell of daisies all around him. He lets out a
frustrated grunt and he just he just lets out a
frustrated sigh, and he looks at the two companions he sees,
and he says loud enough for even Davy to hear.
Cover your ears.
Speaker 1: Ope, you're doing the frightful howl. Yep, as a bonus
actually wants per short run, a wolf worn can emit
a howl and a sixty foot radius spread that affects
the opponents who fail their wisdom save they become frightened
to sixty feet That would be everything in the vicinity basically, okay, alright, cool.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 1: Got it? So they make a what he needs to
make a wisdom saving throw mm hm.
Speaker 7: Oh right, so plus.
Speaker 1: And he fails. So when he fails frightened by this trait,
creature must take a dash action and move away from
you by the safest available route. When each of it
turns the list, there is nowhere to move, and it's
turning a location where it doesn't have a side of you.
Your creature always and saving throw, and the successful save
is the effect ends for the creature. Target is immune
to that orful health for a day. Okay, all right, cool,
is that your turn?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yep, that's my churn alrainy. Also, since you warned everybody,
I'm in a hel grated upon its in never mind,
I won't. I won't have an effect to anyone else
outside of EVO. All right, Tama, you're up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1: Something new, Okay, fox Fire you can't your three fiery
basically like balls of fire around you, and as there
as your movement becomes cloaked by a missed you get
additional ten feet of movement for the rest of your turn.
You do not provoke attacks of opportunity, and if you
pass within five feet of a hustle creature with that movement,
it must exceed a constitutions they ever take one deep
in a crock damage as it strikes them. You target
up to three creatures or have all of them strike
one creature. Oh, with them all simultaneously. You cast that
level one. Uh yeah, yeah, okay, cool. Where are you
move into? It adds five feet to my movement, so
it adds ten feet.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so I guess I can. Yes, I can
move about here. It's kind of hard to see on
this grid for some reason, like world, because there's there's squares,
but not exactly squares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know, it's the pain, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will be here and I'm gonna see if
I can put a mark on myself, just as like
a reminder. I have glowy balls.
Speaker 1: So you you're at the spot, you're currently at right spot?
Speaker 2: You stop? Yeah, I just moved. So this is where
I stop.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I need to make a constitution saving throw.
As you bump right into one.
Speaker 2: Of them, does it reveal itself?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: It takes.
Speaker 1: He just takes. He takes another crowd damage because he
passes his con save. But yes, he is revealed.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he's on top.
Speaker 1: I'm moved. I'm with it. I'm moving back a little bit.
But yes, as you step, as you walk over, you
you step into the tall grass, and then you feel
something squishy. You look down and the there's ooze underneath
your foot, and the ooze moves around your foot and
forms into the te fling ew.
Speaker 2: I guess this isn't the real one.
Speaker 1: You see, you have found enough. This is a second
one that was found. The first one you don't know
about yet. Well, you see, but this one stands up completely.
All right? Do anything else?
Speaker 2: Uh no, that is pretty much all I can do, okay,
I think, hang on.
Speaker 1: All right? Next up?
Speaker 2: A bonus action.
Speaker 1: M hmm, I'll let you do that before I continue.
Speaker 2: I do have bonus actions, they just wouldn't really help
in this situation.
Speaker 1: So I in my turn, all righty see injured turn?
Next up? Is Evo's turn with the wonder is how
the evos stand up and they all start like booking it.
They all start booking it back as far as they
can they get away from freed. How Davey and Talma
y'all get attack of opportunity.
Speaker 5: Yay, y'all.
Speaker 1: Because the two that are by y'all are getting up
or standing up and leaving. So y'all both get attack
of opportunities. So roll me it got some kind ten
missus seven, miss.
Speaker 2: I see you, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: And you try to stab them. The ooze kind of
forms a hole in the body. It stabs through that
and then when you take your knife out, if warms
right back again. And same with Davy. You try to
stab them with your rape. Here it opens up like
a hole. Huh, and you pull it out it forms
back in the name. Look they don't mean look like
they're running. They look like the buyers are kind of
like gliding through the grass.
Speaker 2: Oh dread okay h.
Speaker 1: And that will be their turn because they are too frightened.
But you see all of them are standing basically in
a corner, and next up as Scarlet Scarlet, she sees
them all gather into a corner. What do I want?
She's going to Oh, she's going to walk up about
thirty feet, so she is gonna be walking walk up
to here. And when she walks, she steps into like
an ooze like substance. She's like, she looks back, She's like, uh,
I think she looks up the ground and looks at
them and back and forth. She kind of wipes the
ooze off her foot. She's like, eh, gross. She looks
over to the group.
Speaker 5: Is this what I think it is?
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows. She's gonna shatter at third
level and she's gonna do it right in the middle
of it all. Mum, she is going to right here,
she's gonna hit about like three of them. Constitution saving
through Constitution was seven twenty, so it takes half damage.
So that does hit, but it takes half damage. Now,
so it's HB dum my nus dun minus d h okay,
and that will be the end of her turn.
Speaker 5: Davy, Yes, is your girl?
Speaker 1: What you're doing cool?
Speaker 7: I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 5: I'm going to still be sneaky.
Speaker 6: I want what about right there? Okay, and then I'm
going to stand up and then shoot at this guy.
Speaker 1: This guy shoot at one, shoot out one of the evos,
got it?
Speaker 5: That's all.
Speaker 1: All right, you don't shoot at it. Mmm, you're gonna
pot your gun. Yeah, you're gonna put your glock.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna pute my block.
Speaker 1: Twenty three does heck?
Speaker 7: Get it?
Speaker 5: Get it?
Speaker 9: Don't fu no bitches, roll me, damn it.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, h y'all.
Speaker 10: H when you hit the oh yeah, uh okay, hold
on because oh wait, hold on? Uh so I don't know,
because it does say that.
Speaker 6: It comes with certain things like explosive is one of them,
and it says, upon hit, everything within five feet of
the target must make a dexterity saving throw or suffer
one D eight fire damage.
Speaker 9: Oh the fire damage, he said, a young.
Speaker 1: And how many feet? How many feet?
Speaker 5: And he needs to make a dexterity saving throw? Yet?
Speaker 1: How many feet around it?
Speaker 7: Five?
Speaker 1: Five? Alright, so just be this one, okay dexterity Oh god,
oh ship. He fails. That one's eight. He fails. He
feels bad.
Speaker 6: So not only does he take tim piercing, but he
takes three points of a fire dable age.
Speaker 5: Oh wait that one, yeah, he takes six right to
his face.
Speaker 1: Six because it's double. But on top of that, he
takes another three.
Speaker 5: Ooh so nine so nineteen points two?
Speaker 1: Yes, because of outside initially the three points outside the
one he takes double the damage because it's fire. Oo
take that knowledge as you will. This one doesn't use.
This one doesn't ooze out when it hits. It hits
like solid, unlike unlike some of the others that you
all fought. Did you notice it doesn't ooze out or
like piece of it doesn't ooze off or whatever. It's
just like solid body. Take the knowledge as you wish,
And that was the one that you hit. Yes, he
does not react the same way as the others. Did
h you do anything else for you? John?
Speaker 5: This guy, I'm going to go back into the grasses.
Speaker 1: Roll me stealth with the vantage.
Speaker 7: Oh, cool with it. Oh well.
Speaker 5: There they see me or they don't.
Speaker 1: No, I see you, I see you. Cool bread seas pow.
You're your top of your head kind of stucking out
a little bit.
Speaker 5: My hair is too big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Freed, you're up.
Speaker 3: Cool? Cool, all right. So Freed is going to he's
gonna rage.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's gonna rage.
Speaker 3: He's gonna rage.
Speaker 6: Oh, he angry boy, he's angry.
Speaker 5: He's angry, arc ger arc.
Speaker 3: Or you just like everyone just hear just deep guttural
growl come from Freed and he just sprints right up
to this guy here, this guy here, and like, uh,
davy when he runs by, you just hear him.
Speaker 5: Going, well, I wrong one, wrong one.
Speaker 1: It's that one, and.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make an attack roll with my anchor.
Speaker 7: Okay, So.
Speaker 3: Can I just roll this ways at the air.
Speaker 1: Nineteen does hit cool and don't worry about damage. So
you hit it and you go and it goes straight
and the anchor goes through his body lands on the
other side. Uh if you could roll me a dexterity saving.
Speaker 5: Throw, Oh god, it is it is. Oh no, why
are they here?
Speaker 1: Why are they here? Oh no?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Oh no, so you were you were grappled. Its ability
is as stands one large or small creature that it
can see within five feet of it. I mean this case,
I'll have it where you attacked it directly, So you
gotta make a dext area saving through you failed it.
Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained and unable
to breathe unless it can breathe water. Can you breathe
water Free no additional The grappling target takes one D
tend to crack damage at the start of each of
its turns. The grapple the can only target one at
a time. Well, each one can target one at a time.
So right now the ooze has like when you hit it,
it goes through it and lands on the other side
and is caught in the ooze, and the body of
the teeth thing you see in front of your kind
of enlarges and expands and completely surrounds you, and you
are now inside of the ooze and you at start
next Turney'll be taking one D tenage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as the ooze like surrounds Free. The last thing
you guys hear out of him is just like a
start of yelp.
Speaker 1: Coull is that in your turn.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: So he also can't breathe other players. So the sooner
you can get about the voter tama her go. You
just saw Free getting gulfed and ooze you.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm he's stuck reach him? Mm hmm, yeah, nope,
about like right here. Also this one, was this the
one that's like the real one.
Speaker 1: Or just well, you don't know for sure. You don't
know that for sure.
Speaker 3: You just saw that.
Speaker 1: It's he's more solid than compared to the others. Oh okay,
so like whatever I hit him was solid. It didn't
he didn't oose out or anything like some of the
others have.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a character wouldn't know that. I mean, you
just saw that he.
Speaker 1: Took the damage, but he didn't ooze out what the
others have. So you do find that little weird he's
on that he reacted a little differently. You could come
to that conclusion, but you're not like one hundred and
ten percent sure. You're kind of like, that's a little
weird compared to what we experienced, what we noticed with
the others.
Speaker 2: I moved about.
Speaker 1: Here, move what thirty forty forty because I still have
the forty the fox fire. That's right, you do get
the fox fire.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 1: So with the fox fire, if you choose to uh
three creatures, you pass he's about you're about five feet from.
Speaker 2: Him, right, hmmm, from freed or from that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not. You're about ten feet. I was like,
if you're from five feet away, you could have sitting
in your little fox fires at him. But You're ten
feet not fire, not five, so you wouldn't be able
to hand with those off the bat.
Speaker 2: Oh there is something else I could try it. Actually,
I'm not even sure if I'm close enough to do this.
Speaker 1: You're about ten feet awa from him.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can actually do two things.
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, have we established if this guy is immune to fear?
Speaker 1: He is, that's why they all backed up, or that's
why he backed up in the other Davie, you can
come to the conclusion that he's is the one that
hit him directly. He's the real one. He's afraid of freed.
But the copies are just following him. The copies are
not necessarily fearful, but he is.
Speaker 5: That's the real one.
Speaker 2: My got it, And so I'm gonna channel divinity abbed
your enemy.
Speaker 1: Divinity to what Oh as an Actually, you can present
your holy symbol and speak of prayer using your channel DIVINAE.
Choose one creature within sixty feet of you that you
could see. That creature must make a wisdom saving throw
unless it is immune to being frightened. Beans and non
dead have disadvantage on this saving through. On a failed save,
the creature is frightened for one minute or until it
takes any damage while frightened. This creature's speed is zero
and it can't benefit from any bonuses to speed. All right,
let's see if he fails, So wisdom saving throw a sixteen?
Does that pass or fail your spell SAT?
Speaker 2: Oh, i'm your DC. I'm pretty sure it passes. My
spell save DC is thirteen. Yeah, passes my spell casting
buildings charisma, although if it's per spell it does it?
Does it matter.
Speaker 5: Spell level?
Speaker 2: Oh? The spell level is just one?
Speaker 1: Oh what's the spell DC?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at spell I'm not save on my character,
which is probably not what I should be looking at.
Is it just checked against my wisdom?
Speaker 6: So your your spell DC should be ten plus whatever
you'll use for your spell like, so if you're uh
so like if you're doing if you use like charisma
for your spell casting, it'll be what your charisma is
and then your proficiency.
Speaker 2: Trying to look okay, So my CHARSMA is fourteen in
the modifier for that is two.
Speaker 1: So be a thirteen. Yeah, yeah, he passes. That's sexteen.
Then he's not frightened. Well, sheet the creature speed is
halved though for one man, so the creature takes andy image,
so the speed is halved but does not drop the zero.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, how about this as a bonus action channel
divinity you vow of enmity. Okay, any advantage on attack
rules against the creature for one minute unless I'm only
allowed to channel one divinity per turn, which I don't
think care, Like, I don't care. You can do whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You could, you can, you can tap
into well, now the paladin is with which Okay, so
paladins with both of them?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I'm seeing two gods.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I would say I would even if the
rule wasn't there. I will allow it because you're getting
channel of the video with one god and then they
use the other one for the other one. So yeah,
yeah you can do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, that works for me. So yeah, basically, the next
time I attacked this person, uh huh, I have advantage
of attack rolls, and because they're within ten feet it works.
But I think if they I don't think it says
anything about like if they move out of range. It's
just when I initially cast it. Okay, that should be it.
Speaker 1: When that's when you cast it. So next time you
attack that one, I'll take you'll take you'll have advantage, right, Yeah,
well that works in your favor as a DM to players.
Even if he were to mix around with the others,
you could pinpoint him. You can pinpoint which one's him.
Oh okay, yeah, that was your child. The vanity would
guide you to him and a crowd I was. That's
the way I'm ruling it. So you'd be able to
figure out which one is, which one's that one in particular,
even if he was even if he were to around
with the others.
Speaker 2: Future Now awesome, do you anything else? That was a movement,
an attack, and a bonustack, So I can't really do
anything else that in turn?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Next up is now Evo's turn. So
Evo is going to this one walks right up to you, Tama.
He takes one step up to you, and he is
going to How many times can a monk attack?
Speaker 5: Uh, let's see, depending on the level a lot.
Speaker 1: See, I mean.
Speaker 5: A bus You could expend key points and then HiT's
a more.
Speaker 1: Oh I see him. Oh it's fun. So he's going
to do a monk on armed strike against you, Tama.
So he is going to roll for a sex does
not hit right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: It does not fury of blows the sixteen hit the sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right, sixteen.
Speaker 1: Hits Okay, so he is going to really just knock
it right in. You be a one D eight plus five.
You take eleven points of bloodheat damage.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmmm that will be the end of
his turn. O h has, Yeah, he attacked. It's like cock.
Next up is Scarlet. Scarlet is gonna walk her happy
little ass over to fraid. Okay, good, it's about the Yeah,
he's she's run over there. She's like, oh my god,
she's like holy ship and she is going to do
oh fireball at the ooze. Ooh a twenty A twenty
does it twenty two points of fire damage? So with
that that ooze is burned a flame, it's set on
fire and it cooks. Uh freed, Roll me a decks?
Are you saving throw? This will determine if you get
caught on fire with it. Oh no, okay, yep, yeah,
roll me a decks? Are you saving throw?
Speaker 3: Yep? All right?
Speaker 5: Oof.
Speaker 1: So you'll be taking love of points of fire damage.
Speaker 3: With it.
Speaker 1: Uh, but you are free from the grasp of the news.
But you do just take fire damage.
Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, I look at it was Scarlet. I look
at her, and I'm like, thanks, which one was.
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: Now which one's the real one? Again?
Speaker 1: She points over to where Tom is at over there.
Speaker 3: Okay, excuse me a moment. I just.
Speaker 1: It's not no, it's not she just Scarlet just freed joke.
Oh okay, next that'll be in the her turn. Next
up is Davy.
Speaker 5: Cool. I'm going to move over just a bit so
that I can shoot him again, because I don't want
to a lot of.
Speaker 1: So you walk up right now, not too far, maybe
about five ft away from Scarlet, ten feet sorry, ten
feet from away from Scarlet, and you have perfect aim
for EVO. Okay, let it rip, Let it rip it? What?
Speaker 5: Oh I fucking miss a move? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait was that not? Oh my god, that was not one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It says if the attack misses, the weapon cannot be
used again until I spent.
Speaker 5: An action to try and repair it.
Speaker 6: So it just goes click and I'm like, it's not
of my bet ah, and I'm like hitting in it.
Speaker 1: Dav call high er low hello, Okay, it misses, it
flies off, it flies past, EVO doesn't hit Tama. I
was gonna have it hit Tama.
Speaker 5: No, it missfires.
Speaker 1: Miss fires.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it says whenever you make an attack role,
and it says that, uh, and the dice roll is
equal to or lower than the weapons missfire score, then
weapon missfires. And I'm pretty sure that a gnat one
is a misfire, so I didn't. I can't shoot it
again unless I spend an attack to fix it.
Speaker 1: Okay, dangered it.
Speaker 5: I spend my bonus action to give bartic inspiration to mum.
Since Thomas, since he's right there in front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, d Thomas, I get what a D eight of
inspiration the barden.
Speaker 5: David just goes. David just goes, all right, funck him up.
Speaker 1: And then when you attack, you can roll an extra
D eight.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean you could use that sex if you wanted it.
Just whenever you do attack role. If you want to
add that six and six we add to that, or
if you want to re roll it, I will let you.
But alrighty next up freed uh.
Speaker 3: Like freed Uh coughs of it because he was still
like clear his throat after having face full slime. Uh he,
he politely says to Scarlet, excuse me, walks around her,
and would he still be raging or nah? Does he
got right?
Speaker 1: He'll still be raising.
Speaker 5: He took damage raging.
Speaker 3: Alkay, oh yeah, I can't, can't. I can't use magic
while I'm raging. All right, well he so he's gonna free.
I'm just gonna like preface this by saying Freid is
not the smartest boy. But he runs right at this guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, he runs right at him, charging. All right, you're
going to do an attack rolling yep, with with the anchor. Okay,
roll attack l eight misses.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck god, damn it. Well I have extra attacks,
so I'm gonna do it again. Yup. M just like.
Speaker 5: He just is monk, you're still out of breath.
Speaker 3: Bro, he just dodges it.
Speaker 1: And the lookal Evil's face is as small or a frown.
It's like a serious face. Now he looks a freed
He says, do you really think you could stop me?
I'm not going to lose to you, any of you. Tama,
you're up. Oh he is within five feet of you.
Speaker 2: Oh so I can just.
Speaker 1: If you wanted to do yeah, you can just like
take a face full of fire hair the crowd, dammit.
Speaker 2: Okay, by.
Speaker 1: All right, So you gonta send all three of them, madam, Yes,
all three of those little fox of things. Oh and
he fails his constitution saving throat. Oh shit, okay, rolled
me three four. Damn. It wasn't a lot of damage.
But you know, sex, Hey, that's not bad. All right.
Twelve So that wasn't an action, by the way, because
he came within range of you. So you were able
to just do that automatically. By the way, Okay, they
still have your action and stuff because he came within
range of you. Oh in that case, huh shortest over
the twenty four that does hit? That does hit? Um hm,
six points of piercing. Got it? Do anything else?
Speaker 2: What if I just sit here and just I am down?
He was like, I ain't going anywhere, and.
Speaker 3: I'm so stupid. No, I just realized something. All right, Well,
it's not gonna not gonna worry about it right now.
When my turn comes. Well, you guys will find out.
Speaker 1: All right. Next up is Evo's turn. Uh, Evo is
gonna look to Freed as more of the copies come
up closer surrounding Freed, and then the other's copies kind
of start zeroing in on and evil it was like,
I'm not gonna let you release them, and Evo is
going to open palm monk on arm strike you. Tama
is a twelve hit no two more for a key
point eight six and eighteen. I was in the eighteen hits.
Speaker 2: Eight eighteen hits.
Speaker 1: Wow a one d eight plus five. We take thirteen
points of bludgeoning damage. Well, actually that was a crit
I wanted to do. Do I want to be that
I want? I mean, I did, I did do? Okay,
what was it?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1: I mean it was a cret so doubled twenty one
would be sixteen plus five, so would be twenty one
points of bludging damage.
Speaker 2: And I gonna recaculate, Okay, So all right, oh okay, Awi, howie,
it's a pretty severe owe. It's less than fifty percent
helf left.
Speaker 1: Oh, and that is going to be the end of
his turn. Next up is Scarlet. Scarlet is gonna run
over there to Tama and she is going to cure
wounds damn eight plus six. So that's fifteen points, now,
fourteen points of healing add to your then you game back.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's slightly better.
Speaker 1: And then Scarlet from there. That's not a bonus action,
is it?
Speaker 7: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's a spell. Never mind, and that I will have
that be her turn. Then she is right there behind you.
Her hands are on your back as she just healed you. Davy,
you're up.
Speaker 7: Cool, Oh, I am going to move.
Speaker 5: I'm running up. I'm gonna go and I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 7: I am going to.
Speaker 9: Take a stab atom you know, just take a stab
sab and.
Speaker 5: Take a little stabby sab.
Speaker 1: Okay, twenty four does hit damn.
Speaker 6: Awesome points of damage. And then because I have two
of them fighting, I have my dagger in my other
hand and I'm going to stabby stab with my dagger,
and that fucking misses.
Speaker 1: That fucking misses. And that was a one and not one.
You did?
Speaker 7: Cool?
Speaker 1: Well call high or low?
Speaker 5: I'm damn it high, all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah at thirteen nuhs I was yeah, cool.
Speaker 5: So that's.
Speaker 1: That's a high.
Speaker 5: Just all right?
Speaker 7: That dance?
Speaker 1: Do anything else?
Speaker 5: Nope, I can't do anything else?
Speaker 1: Free here go.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, he's he's fucking he's he's flanks. Don't I
get advantage?
Speaker 1: He's flanked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's three of us around him.
Speaker 1: Fair Okay, roll again for the dagger Okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, probably gonna miss again, but it's worth a shot.
Speaker 1: Oh fifteen, just hits all ride for this.
Speaker 5: Guy bus this guy with three beers. He I fucking
stab his fucking ankle.
Speaker 1: Yah ankle cyric.
Speaker 5: All right, do you need your achilles? No you don't.
Speaker 3: Okay. So to reiterate my original state, my earlier statement
about how I am so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Because I forgot I had this oh pack tactics.
Speaker 6: Yep, It's okay because the people are surrounding him anyway,
So that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So now I get advantage on my attack rolls and
I'm gonna swing at the main dude with my anchor again.
Speaker 1: So mm hmm. That is that's a cred double damage.
Speaker 3: Just with the anchors, smacked him upside the head and
then second attack eh nineteen either way.
Speaker 5: Roll the damage on the first one first, is it
double dice or damage?
Speaker 1: I mean, um, we'll do double damage.
Speaker 3: So sixteen on the first fit sixteen okay, and fourteen
on the second.
Speaker 1: The second isn't uh, the second is not cred Oh death, Well,
I mean he took him down. He's not looking he's
looking a little redforde.
Speaker 6: As you do what we should have like known about
pack tactics already because of the other work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that has.
Speaker 6: And we totally forgot. No, no, I'm not even talking
about you. Like me and Devin both deal with another.
Speaker 1: To be fair, when does he actually utilize that? Though
a lot?
Speaker 5: He usually he utilizes it a lot whenever Teeny's with him,
and he always has him with him, so he always has.
Speaker 1: We don't have. I mean, we haven't had Teena in
a game in a while.
Speaker 5: That's fair, You're right to be fair.
Speaker 1: Uh. He is also so when you do hit him,
he is going to do hellis rebuke.
Speaker 5: Oh ew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna do hellis rebuke. Uh. So how you
need to make a dexterre you saving throat freed? Fuck?
So you take twenty one points of fire dammage? O?
Speaker 3: What the god? Damn? So fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: The good thing is, though, is that you're so right.
So could you take damage?
Speaker 3: So wait, hold on, hold on, let me see something?
Speaker 5: Oh bludgeoning? Uh wait, oh no, it's magic fire damage fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh.
Speaker 5: You're not resistant.
Speaker 3: So but I totally forgot. When I'm raging and I
make a bailey attack using strength, I getting plus two
bonus to the damage roll. Oh well, it's a damage roll.
It doesn't matter. I hit him anyway. I don't remember
that for the future.
Speaker 1: You remember that for the future.
Speaker 6: So instead of sixteen, it would be eighteen, and then
instead of seven, it's ninth.
Speaker 1: Whatever, got it? I added four extra points. Yeah, you
take twenty one points of fire damage. But doing that
fire damage does penalize the mac costs. It burns away
the read oos that are behind him and davy as.
I didn't say this because it was going The turns
were going quite well. As you stabbed him in the
in the foot from the ankle, you noticed that his
feets are oohs. That the you see that like his bottom,
like his little His feet are are like oohs into
the ground, and you can see where the trails of
ooz are traveling to the other copies of him. E
all right for you to do anything else for your turn.
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna go and end it.
Speaker 1: Tama, you're up, Maybe, I.
Speaker 2: Shure, well, speaking of things I forgot that I can
do or who else can do, we're all freaking valve
aneminity is still in effect because it's for one minute
and I'm not sure. How long it takes for a
minute to pass in game?
Speaker 1: It's fine, you're good.
Speaker 5: Each each each turn is six seconds.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so we're just gonna keep that in mind
while I do another attack.
Speaker 1: We'll attack them short sword, and that's with advantage.
Speaker 5: He's still surrounded by three people.
Speaker 2: So does nineteen not hit nineteen?
Speaker 1: Does it? Oh? All right? So we're all damaged four points.
I've dabble it.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: Because I have a man and so on, which is
another four.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you want to do this?
Speaker 5: We're doing it.
Speaker 1: So you get him, you sat him with the short stort,
and then you come in and stab him. How do
you want to stab him with.
Speaker 2: The knife, with the with the really short sword or
the really long knife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a really long knife, very short sword.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick him right right in what's the most
vulnerable part of the heart?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 2: Is like, is it one of the aotic chambers or
I don't remember my human heart anatomy? Then againess is
the teethlings, So maybe it's a little different, But point is,
I'm basically severing one of the major a orders or
arteries from his heart.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So you separate.
Speaker 5: Slow death.
Speaker 1: He's like and looks to you, and he grabs a
hold of like your shoulders and he sinks into the
blade purposefully. You see, he's like, I will see you soon,
and he's leaning into you, Tom and he says as
he says that, and then he leans up against you
his blood. God coughs up blood and the oozes fall
apart into the ooze as is lower and davy. As
you're on the ground, you see his body kind of
lunch over, or his body his lower start launching over
into pile up those and his body starts just kind
of falling apart. And Tama, you have killed Evo. Now
do you take his soul?
Speaker 2: You mean, just hold on to it?
Speaker 1: Do you want to take it? Do you want to
vour it? What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna hold onto it because because as you kill.
Speaker 1: Him, you see the you see like a little the
essence there appear. So you take it and stored away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm storing away.
Speaker 1: Roll me in a stealth check. See if you can
do that without anyone noticing.
Speaker 5: As there's like two people right next to you.
Speaker 2: Damn it, No, don't I have that inspiration? Role? You
do that had a six, so it goes up to
a sixteen.
Speaker 1: And no one's passive perceptions about.
Speaker 3: The fifteen, no mind. I mean mine's fifteen, so.
Speaker 1: It's a fit. So it's a fifteen, so nothing's higher
than fifteen, so that's sixteen. Yeah. So as you stab them,
you kind of feel the ass and you take it
into your hand that has the dagger in it, so
it's in your hand with the blade with a with
a short sword, so you have it hidden in your hand.
As his body kind of just melts into a pile
of ooze and you've killed your next.
Speaker 2: Hero, he's like, I'll see you soon, am I? Sooner
than you think what you're going to be living inside
my head. This is terrible. Or I might release them.
I don't know yet.
Speaker 1: So as he by falls apart into ooze, you look
behind you and and Newt is floating there above the grass.
He's like, ah, took care of another one, I see,
and he's like, congratulations. Two down, three to go. Would
you like to take a rest or? Go on to
the next.
Speaker 5: I would like a rest I would like the rest.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could take a rest or. I can
heal you to your heal you and give all your
and heal. You reclaim your spouse, lots, whatever, and you
can go straight to the next one on like you're unscathed.
He's offering to heal. You reclaim your response, lots everything,
like your top tier again, and you can go straight
the next one.
Speaker 5: What the fuck is the speed run?
Speaker 7: This was?
Speaker 1: This was off the table, but he is given he
has given you an option.
Speaker 5: H Uh, I need to fix my my gun. That's fine,
very well.
Speaker 1: Uh, don't you fret as he waves his hands up
in the air as you all are engulfed in purple
smoke and you land in a sanctuary like area that
he of his creation. I don't know what that is yet.
Find out next time, And that is where we're going
to end today's episode. Two down, three to go, So
thank you guys for listening today's episode. Find out next time.
Is Tama gonna eat evil soul? Is he gonna delve
into darkness? Is Davey gonna get to a ship?
Speaker 7: Is free?
Speaker 1: You're gonna get rid of those fleas? And it's just
is the relationship of Toma and Scarlet gonna flourish? Find
out next time? Until then, bye, good bye
Speaker 7: Bye.