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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thanks for checking out this episode of Good

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Morning from Hell. You can also subscribe and download the

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latest episode wherever you get podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Good Morning from Hell. I'm Kris Dea Maris and I

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died recently and my punishment is to do a podcast

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for All Eternity with my co host me Clayton. Chris.

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned you said that same first sentence several times.

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Speaker 4: People are gonna think that you're like a broken record.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're supposed to kind of give the premise of

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the podcast. I didn't even finish. What do we do

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on this podcast?

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Speaker 4: Oh, we interview all sorts of folks from around Hell.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're stuck down here for all eternity, So

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we're gonna interview every single person in the underworld.

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Speaker 2: Until there's no one left.

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Speaker 3: Spoiler alert, it's going to be an ongoing process because

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people keep dying.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, is there what happens when the world

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ends and there's no more death.

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Speaker 3: We've talked about the idea of reincarnation, so we could

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probably you know, I think Satan and God might work

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something out there.

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Speaker 4: You know, we also got all the aliens.

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Speaker 2: Aliens.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't know that there's a no. No, they're

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all over the place area fifty one. You didn't you

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didn't look into that.

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Speaker 2: Do they come to Hell? Do they have their own Well,

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they're religious, yeah, So if they're not religious, they just

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nothing happens.

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 2: How does that work? Well, they have their own version

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Speaker 3: But then if they partake in, like, you know, earthly religions,

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then you know, we kind of classify them based off

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Speaker 2: I should introduce you to an alien. They're really nice. Yeah,

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I think that'd be a good guess to have.

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Speaker 3: In fact, they do this thing where they'll lay an

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egg and then a thing comes out. It sticks to

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your face, and then it focks your face and then

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and then you give birth to the baby alien.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, aliens? What do you mean? That's like from a movie?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do they they adapted that on the Earth?

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Speaker 5: Realne?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I assumed it was just

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an original thing. Weird.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: I think Redley Scott died briefly and then he saw

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that happen, and then he stole the idea.

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Speaker 2: He's so wait, he died to come to Hell to

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see an alien even though they're aliens on Earth. It's

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all a roundabout way to learn about aliens. Yeah, I know,

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but he made a lot of money worked out for him. Yeah,

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I guess so. Yeah, but then you know, like Prometheus

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happens and then you know he's definitely coming back for

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that one. Yeah. I don't know aliens, though they're great,

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I believe. How does an alien sin? I mean the

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usual ways, murder, theft, leaving the toilet seed up, you know, all.

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Speaker 4: Sorts of ways.

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Speaker 2: If they get birth. The only way they get birth

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is by laying an egg in someone's stomach and it

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kills him. Is that kind of a murder.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a circle life baby. Oh yeah, you know

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that happens. Sometimes they find.

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Speaker 2: People who are willing, you know, they're like, oh yeah,

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I will be your capsule.

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Speaker 4: And then and then it goes from there. Elvis, that

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Speaker 2: What Yeah, there's you're seeing the singing alien around Hell.

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Speaker 3: It's Elvis's baby. Oh yeah, he's a proud father.

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Speaker 2: I bet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We got an email uh to uh sweet good

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morning from hell hotmail at hotmail dot com. It's a

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guy named Zach and he said he reached out about

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wondering if he could sponsor the podcast because he wants

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to support it even though he doesn't have a corporation

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or a brand. Hmm, that's very nice to be. So

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is that a thing? And that is that a thing?

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Speaker 3: Well, there's several ways that you can support our podcast. Uh,

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one of which is too you know. The easiest one

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is to just donate your soul. Oh okay, yeah, you

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just send it down, we keep it, we store it up.

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It fuels our hell engines.

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Speaker 2: How much energy does a soul run?

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Speaker 3: Well, we haven't really you know, gone green yet, so

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it's it's kind of like a diesel engine. It takes

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a lot of souls. So that's why we're so busy

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up there on the Earthrome.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, Yeah, so you can donate our soul, that'd be cool,

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or you can you know, do the other things, like

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you can like subscribe your channel, tell your friends.

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Speaker 2: Telling people about the podcast would actually be probably the

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most beneficial.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it also be cool too, because like I went acolytes,

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you know, like there's like all these Satanists and stuff.

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Speaker 4: We need Claytonists, that's what we need.

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Speaker 2: Acolytes. Yeah, like like followers, it's a big word that

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I thought you were saying I thought you were mispronouncing accolade.

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No you want an award? I was like, no, acolyte, No,

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we already have all the accolades from hell because we're

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the number one podcast. Okay, yeah, so we were award

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winning now, m m yeah, award winning podcast.

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Speaker 1: We win.

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Speaker 2: Oh we won a Grammy. A Grammy? Yeah, just a Grammy. Yeah,

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it's not like a Grammy or something.

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Speaker 4: No, there's no stupid name, Chris, it's just a Grammy.

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Speaker 2: You got one. So I didn't know they gave him

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out to the podcast, So did you. There's a copy

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we're going to give course in the mouth. Chris.

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Speaker 3: All right, you got a Grammy. You should be happy.

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That's more than you ever did on the earth realm.

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If you're alive right now, you wouldn't be getting any Grammys.

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I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brewster teeth.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Zach, you know, whatever you want to do,

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donate your soul, tell your friends. Get me some acolytes

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so that we can get more accolades. Get Chris a

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dictionary so he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

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Talking at his ass. I knew the words, both of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I just thought you did a big boy all right,

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But if you would like to ask us more questions,

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we've got. We got our hot mail what is it? Chris,

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good morning from Hell at hotmail? See it with a

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little bit more good morning from Hell at hot mail.

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There you go, all right?

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Speaker 3: And then we also got a hal Clayton sixty nine

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on Twitter and Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what else is new? Nothing? I don't don't,

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I know, I know what you're gonna say.

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Speaker 3: What you did some creepy stocky shit with Hell and Keller.

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Speaker 2: We just held hands. Oh my god, we just held hands.

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Speaker 3: Question did she hold your hand because you're helping her

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across the street?

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Speaker 2: Or did was it a romantic? It was a romantic.

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I think it was an innocent handholding. That's good. So

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who's our guests? Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: You know, the podcast has actually been doing really well,

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especially down here in Hell number one podcast, but it's

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also doing really well up in an earth realm. People

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want to We want to cause like a little bit more,

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you know, chaos and suffering. So I decided to bring

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a Grimlin on to cause a little old mischief.

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Speaker 5: That's not mischief as I just doing a funny noise. Hey,

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how's it going, Clayton and Chris Chris, I'm glad to

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meet you. By the way, I'm Dorfus. I'm a task Grimlin. Task.

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Speaker 2: What kind of tasks do you do?

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Speaker 5: Whatever day? You hire me on the app for Uh,

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you've heard a task rabbit. It's like that. It's called Grimmler,

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And if you want to annoy someone, you can search

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by h. I have the lowest number of stars Grimler.

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That's why I'm here. Yeah, good for me, it is.

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Speaker 5: Bad for you to get no stars. You can't even

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drive an uber with under four stars?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. To be have zero stars on an app like

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Grimmler is uh. I mean, I don't want toot my

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own horn here, but I will if it's annoying.

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Speaker 2: That's impressive. So who's.

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 2: It worked?

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Speaker 3: So got a brother, this guy boardy, I've heard nothing

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but the best, the best or of the worst.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the worst. He's the best of being the worst.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to brag, but I've got Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: Well what have you done there?

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Speaker 5: Oh recently? Uh, let me go through some of my

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greatest hits. Uh you know USB cables? Oh yeah, you

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never know how to plug him in? Yeah, that was

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Speaker 2: Damn? What's the how did you do that?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean? How did I do it?

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Speaker 2: How did you you? Just?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What cut?

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Speaker 5: I crawl into your bed at night? I get very small,

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as you know, grimlins can be can be bigger. I

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didn't like going with the tiny knife if I don't

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have a knie. But she's used my little talons and

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I just drip part of your fingernail in an inconvenient way,

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or if I'm feeling especially egregious, I'll do your toe.

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of this guy right here, because of the dowarfice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a trade secret, Chris.

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Speaker 3: That's like you just like walked up to the Colonel

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sanders An As for the chickens, Yeah, that's that's you

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keep that to yourself, all right, that doesn't get it.

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This isn't leave this room except for this podcast is

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life serve, but and I'll heart it.

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Speaker 2: So go again. Great, it's great. That's gonna be a

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Speaker 5: So now I'll never do it again.

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Speaker 2: So for people is audio podcast? How would you describe

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the way you look? I mean, you're what about three feet?

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Speaker 5: I choose to be three feet in my current form. Yes,

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I look like my name Dorfous. I look like a Dorfus.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha. I thought that yours would be, uh like the

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Speaker 5: I'm not like a house elve or something. It's not

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Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know, Chris, I don't know. I'm thinking, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Think like, I've run around a cute little guy named Gizmo.

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Speaker 5: Do you remember when you you were eating that burrito

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Speaker 5: Was me And I thought, see I was like a

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you thought I wouldn't. I said I would not know. Yeah, yeah,

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got your guard. I flipped the script on you.

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Speaker 2: That's it. And see I thought a brito was a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not just any pubes dorfs pubes.

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Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, you may not realize right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. No, it's a curly pube that's growing in the

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back of your in your throat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the hair follicle is in there, so that's not

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gonna go away.

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Speaker 5: No, no, it actually it will go away if you

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pluck it, but it will be uh that will grow

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three more, and each one of those will grow three more.

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So you can live with one curly pube in the

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back of your throat, or if you want to do

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something about it, you can have a field of them.

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Speaker 2: Dorfis worse than the business. Yeah, oh excellent, Yeah, can

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I shave it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? You think I didn't think of that, Go ahead

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and stick a razor down in the back of your

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third for you.

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Speaker 2: You want to sound like this, go right ahead?

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Speaker 5: Is that? What is that?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 2: You sound like like you've been drinking sandpaper?

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Speaker 3: No, this is just how I sound. You ever heard

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my brother before. Yeah, he's actually got a beautiful voice.

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Speaker 2: I'm quite jealous.

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Speaker 5: But plays a mean fiddle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah in Georgia.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but then I don't know. I think he plays

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it wherever. But yeah, I know he's good at it.

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Speaker 2: Wherever he wants. But it's probably yeah, yeah, No. I

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I went through a scream O phase when I was

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in my youth. And oh, that's right, you were.

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Speaker 5: You were at the drive in. I remember that. That

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was terrible. Oh that was the worst. That was a

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really good one. That was a really good one. I

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must say I even annoyed me a little bit. I would,

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I would if you were on Grimmler, I would knock

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a star off just for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Dorf, that's so? Who? So who are the people

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who are downloading this app? Is it people? Or is

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it only Well?

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Speaker 5: How do you think I got here? He downloaded it,

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he hired me.

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Speaker 3: Let me see, Chris, there's a there's three people in

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the room, one of them here just because of the app.

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And then one of them is here because he's here

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to torture you for all eternity.

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Speaker 2: So I wonder who don'tloaded the app?

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Speaker 5: Do you do? You wanna? I've got a couple of ideas.

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I don't want to share them all because you know

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we've got I've got some annoying to do, but I

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I want to run one by you, Clayton. Okay, I'm

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gonna call this one because I want to be with

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the times. I'm gonna call this Christmas. Oh yeah, you've

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heard of Christmas. I have the holiday. Yeah, well this

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is Chris Mass, so for the entire month of December

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down in hell. Uh, I'm we're gonna solder things to you,

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and we're going to increase your mass.

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Speaker 2: Oh Chris Mass Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know

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if things solder to me.

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Speaker 5: They do if it gets hot enough. Yeah, anything will

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solder to anything with enough applied heat.

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Speaker 3: We could also do the whole like Wolverine, Like you

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can get a metal indow skeleton, but like it'll be

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like rush steam metal, highly magnetic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: In fact, we could just cover your bones with magnets.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, cool, that would increase his mass that you'd

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be like Magneto, but just stuck to stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was just really shitty. Yeah, just stuck

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to the piece of metal. I like this, Dorifas, this

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is great.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. I got some other ideas. Uh, we're still

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workshopping them. Uh, like, for instance, one one an old

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classic I like to do that I've been doing to

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you for most of your life. I don't know if

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you ever realized it. Uh, Earth, you know how you

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can never get the volume right on anything that you're

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listening to. It's always a little too low or a

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little too loud. Yeah that's me. Wow, I get hiding

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us for you. Everybody else on Earth they listen to

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music at the appropriate volume, but you it's always a

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little too low or a little too loud.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I've been doing that. That's what I've been playing,

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the long game.

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Speaker 2: Connecting old friends and so man. So you you you've

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done a couple of things too.

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Speaker 3: You were the inventor of those like paper stickers that

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are impossible to peel off a ship.

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Speaker 5: That was you, Yeah, that was it was. I'm particularly

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proud of that one. You know how much water has

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been wasted by people because you know, fuck the environment, right, right,

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of course. Yeah, from people that are trying to wash

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those stickers off there like pickle jars in the dishwasher,

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but they they actually what they don't know is the

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hot water it reactivates the glue and makes it stronger.

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So every time you try to remove one of those stickers,

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the chances are you're making a stick even worse.

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Speaker 2: Even worse. Yeah, what's so? Did you did you do

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all that by yourself? Or is there like a some

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sort of like group that you work together with or do.

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Speaker 5: You have I worked for Grimler that we covered that

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not the only person on the app.

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Speaker 2: I know. I'm just saying, but like, is it like.

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Speaker 5: Do you are you talking about the Grimlin Union?

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Speaker 2: I guess yeah, tell me about the Grimlin Union.

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Speaker 5: Are you a Grimlin No, Well then you don't get

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to know about the Grimlin Union. Oh who told you

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about that? Listen? If I were you, I wouldn't walk

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around Hell throwing out phrases like Grimlin Union if you

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don't know what the Grimlin Union is because you want

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to find out.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Chris, have some decorum. Yeah all right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even want to do that one.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for all this.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, this is the point. We don't want

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the earth realm to be enjoying this. So he's doing

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his job. Okay, don't fault the man for doing his job. So, uh, Dowarfas,

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tell us about your family, Like, what's going.

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Speaker 4: On in the home life. How are you doing that

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on that front?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I'm a kind of perennial bachelor. You know,

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I don't like to be tied down, as it were.

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Speaker 2: Amen.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so instead I'm very lonely. Yeah, I know, I'm

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just being honest. It's being annoying. You would think it'd

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be a plus to a lot of women or even

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you know, hellminded dudes, but you know, it just tends

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to rub people the wrong way. I mean, I'd like

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to rub people anyway, but apparently that's the wrong way too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just rubbing.

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Speaker 5: So it's you know, I I you know, I got

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a lot of sports. I like to watch sports. I

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have a pretty sweet bachelor pad. I got a pet frog.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's poisoned, so you can't touch him. It's a

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he's a Bolivian death frog, so you also can't make

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eye contact with him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like a mythical creature.

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Speaker 5: You know, Brazil is a real place, right, but it's

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not mythical. And they have frogs in Brazil. Okay, yeah,

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big fucking I got news for you. Seven and a

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half billion people up on Earth. You're not there anymore,

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but a whole lot goes on up there you're not

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aware of. There's a whole jungle full of animals you've

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probably never seen.

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Speaker 2: And the death frog that okay, oh my god, yeah,

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totally understand how you got here. Yeah, yeah, me too.

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Speaker 5: You have to do this with him every week every week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I wonder who's being torture?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where's the where's the who's dealing out the punishment

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to who?

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Speaker 2: Who's who's torturing you?

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Speaker 4: Exactly? Well, god, yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 2: I mean Satan.

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Speaker 4: No, of course they're not gonna bring Satan on You

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kidding me? Bringing my big brother?

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Speaker 2: Who wants to hear from that guy the lord of

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the underworld? Like, no, thank snore? Yeah, do you grimlins

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have any This is a movie, so this might be

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completely wrong.

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Speaker 5: Now this is a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, it's a it's a Chris We want

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a Grammy? Yeah, obviously, so we the Grammy winning award winning.

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Speaker 5: Well, you didn't go to hell for being too smart,

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that's for sure. You weren't an evil genius.

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Speaker 2: No, not here. What happens if you put water on

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you after midnight? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 5: I punched you in the fucking face?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Why don't you try it? Chris? Why don't you

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put water on him? Right now?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna put water on me?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't even have water.

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Speaker 5: Almost all of your elbows to each other.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait in the behind her, like in the front?

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Speaker 5: Oh, in the front?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because then every time you try to scratch anything,

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you hit yourself in the head with your hands. You

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don't even mean to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we don't have to go that far.

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I was just no, no, no conversation. I have questions about

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Grimlins people, and I might have questions about Grimlins.

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Speaker 3: Well, this isn't about people on earth. This is about

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people in Hell. That's why Dorfice is here. Dorfous do

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the horn. I don't like to do it, Okay, okay, understood?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying. It's it's it is my

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nature to be annoying at all times. I don't mean

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to direct that at you, especially as the one who's

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hired me. Remember zero Star's always appreciated.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you got him.

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Speaker 5: It's like a character flaw that I have to annoy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, i'll leave you a terrible review.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. How many Grimlins are there on Earth?

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Do you go to Earth? Typically?

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Speaker 5: Well, right now? Do you mean to look up the

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global population of Grimlins? Would?

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Speaker 2: I don't know? I mean, how many are available?

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Speaker 5: Pull out my hell phone and google it?

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Speaker 4: He said he's a Grimlin. He's not a supercomputer.

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Speaker 2: Chris.

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Speaker 4: You can't pull these information factoids out of his ass.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's a seventeen. That's okay. I do actually know

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the oh so, but I was being contrary because he's

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he's so it's funny because he's annoying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird. I hired you to be annoying to him,

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and ah, here we are. I guess I missed my calling.

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Yeah nobody, sorry, I got a hair.

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Speaker 5: Nobody ever, you didn't miss a call because no one

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calls you. Yeah, no one's ever called you. I have

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a feeling, unless it's a I RS related, no one

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will ever call you. I don't have certainly not. Helen

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Keller she's not gone or texting No she's not.

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Speaker 2: Well, she might maybe some brail me.

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Speaker 5: How does that work?

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Speaker 2: I think I haven't got my hellphone, but I imagine

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it just like pokes out little ridges in the phone.

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Can you do that? That thing? It's not a bad idea.

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I might seal that from you. Good going, Chris, all right,

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you did something useful for once. I can't take credit

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for diabetes. Boy, that was one of my predecessors. But

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you know how diabetes is a thing and up on

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Earth for the people that eat too much cake and

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stuff or.

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Speaker 5: Just have bad jeans. You know how they have to

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prick their fingers with a little little pricker to test

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their blood on the strip. That's what brail is like

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on a Hell phone. You just get the pricks.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris knows a lot about pricks.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got ten of them on his hands right now, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean no, like grimlins, there's like a long history

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of them being around and annoying people on Earth. There

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are some of our best servants down here in Hell.

467
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,519
Speaker 2: What what have they done?

468
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:04,599
Speaker 1: In?

469
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:05,720
Speaker 2: What are they responsible?

470
00:19:05,759 --> 00:19:06,720
Speaker 5: We aimed to displease?

471
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

472
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:07,359
Speaker 1: You?

473
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,200
Speaker 2: Actually, you people on the Earth realm.

474
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,480
Speaker 3: You owe a lot to Grimlins because, uh, you know,

475
00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:14,680
Christopher Columbus, he was out selling the Seven Seas. Grimlin

476
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,839
fucked with his compass discover the New World.

477
00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:18,119
Speaker 5: That is true.

478
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:22,640
Speaker 2: So you and your crew are responsible for Christopher Columbus

479
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,440
discovering America, even though he didn't technically discover it. Yeah.

480
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,519
Speaker 3: Originally they were trying to like get him to fall

481
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:28,880
off the face of the Earth because you know, Earth

482
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,720
is flat as well.

483
00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:29,799
Speaker 2: Know.

484
00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:32,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he ended up just like finding a giant continent.

485
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,559
Speaker 2: Oh, it's crazy.

486
00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:36,200
Speaker 5: That was. That was a funny one. We didn't anticipate that.

487
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,240
But smallpox, that was that was us small pox.

488
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:42,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that kills so it's not just annoying then.

489
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,759
Speaker 5: But if you ever had smallpox, it's pretty annoying.

490
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,799
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, we can give you a smallpox. Oh yeah,

491
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,079
I know. Guy, he's got blankets, lots of blankets. Yeah right,

492
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,279
you do seem kind of cold, so yeah, it's hell

493
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:56,559
so I'm not too cold.

494
00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll give you some blankets with some blankets.

495
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

496
00:19:59,079 --> 00:20:02,240
Speaker 5: You know how when it's a drink, so will get

497
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,240
sweat on them. What was that condensation?

498
00:20:04,759 --> 00:20:05,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did that.

499
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:08,480
Speaker 5: Oh Yeah, it's just gross flammy hands. Every time you

500
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:08,839
pick up a.

501
00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:11,799
Speaker 2: Soda with yeah, or like water. I guess every stain

502
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920
on a table pretty much.

503
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 5: We stained a lot of wood. We have no respect

504
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:14,880
for wood.

505
00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:17,440
Speaker 2: Do you have any enemies besides wood?

506
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 5: Well, anything, any and all things holy? Crazy about them? Yeah,

507
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,519
big g upstairs, not a fan. Yeah.

508
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 3: Angels like the ones specifically that go on your shoulders.

509
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,079
Separate kind of angel, oh, shoulder angels. Yeah, the shoulder

510
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,799
angels are the ones that they're they're like saying good

511
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,480
things in your ears, good ideas and advice.

512
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:39,599
Speaker 5: You know, uh, you know, we invented I can actually

513
00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:43,480
take partial credit of this white shoes, you know how,

514
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,920
like you buy a pair of white shoes in the

515
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,039
second you put them on their dirty Oh that's because

516
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,359
you're wearing white shoes, dummy. Yeah, we didn't have to

517
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,680
invent the dirt, it was already there.

518
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 2: You just invented the shoe. Yeah, I mean that's that's innovative,

519
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,359
I guess.

520
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,599
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's simple. You know, sometimes the easiest

521
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,960
ideas are the smartest ones.

522
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 2: That's true.

523
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how you can't get swede wet. Yeah,

524
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,559
you used to be able to Oh yeah, not anymore.

525
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: And it was that easy. Huh.

526
00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 5: I didn't say it was easy.

527
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,599
Speaker 2: Oh how do you do it? What's the trade secret? Oh?

528
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:17,880
Ship Chris part of the the union. But that means not,

529
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,519
I gotta take these headphones off.

530
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,839
Speaker 5: Iar wax not medically necessary. Oh really, Yeah, we put

531
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:25,640
that in every night.

532
00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 2: You put it in personally, well not. There's a lot

533
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,960
of people on earth so not.

534
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 5: You know, we try to be strategic about it. But yeah,

535
00:21:33,279 --> 00:21:34,839
you don't get it every night. You get it enough

536
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,400
to be annoying. Yeah, like maybe once every eight days

537
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:37,640
or so.

538
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear some funny stories sometimes they

539
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,039
like have run ins with like the tooth fairy or

540
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,279
like a sleep paralysis demon.

541
00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: And that's when it gets, you know, awkward something everybody.

542
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,599
Everybody's like, you know, scrambled to do you shit while

543
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:51,200
you're sleeping. Oh so there's a lot of work being

544
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,119
done while people sleep behind the scenes, absolutely.

545
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,559
Speaker 5: Tones of work.

546
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you don't even know.

547
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 2: So tooth fairy good or bad?

548
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 3: I mean, give money to kids and you'd think that

549
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,000
that's good touching kids though.

550
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it actually used to be a lot worse.

551
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,839
They used to take the teeth right out of your mouth.

552
00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:11,440
The tooth fairies, Yeah, when you sleep at night, they

553
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,119
would go on with the pliers and just yank, yank the

554
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,000
teeth out. We got a bad rap for that, So

555
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,160
now we let the kids think they came up with it.

556
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,200
Oh yeah, think about it. Think about it.

557
00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: You.

558
00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you go on at night and you just loosen

559
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:25,200
that you. We just wiggle the tooth long enough, maybe

560
00:22:25,319 --> 00:22:27,359
crack it with a hammer so that gets a little wiggly.

561
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,000
And then the next day the little chit wakes up

562
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,880
and says, hey, mommy, tie my tooth to a door

563
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:37,839
and slam the door. And we outsourced their misery to

564
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,319
their parents. It's pretty psychological.

565
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:39,799
Speaker 2: They're right.

566
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:42,079
Speaker 3: They actually they have a horn fairy. It's lesser known

567
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:46,000
because it's down here in hell. But yeah, like these horns,

568
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,200
these are my mature adult horns. I did have my

569
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,160
baby horns, same kind of thing. Yeah, Satan helped me

570
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,039
get my first pair of baby horns off. He tied

571
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,599
my left one to the tail end of a monster truck.

572
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,839
Oh yeah, he dragged me. He dragged me for a

573
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,559
couple of miles, but it came off eventually.

574
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 2: Was it supposed to come off.

575
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 5: That's why they used to call Clayton baby horn. Not

576
00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:09,920
a compliment.

577
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he told me they're supposed to come off,

578
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,920
but they don't. They weren't, I apparently not. Yeah, they're

579
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,200
like soldered to my skull. It hurt.

580
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 3: Hey I turned out Okay, right, got a Grammy winning podcast.

581
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,680
I'm so glad that I got you, Dowrfish, because I

582
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,839
know that this is your busy season.

583
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,319
Speaker 5: It's very busy in the holidays.

584
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean Black Friday. That's yeah, that's your

585
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,359
Christmas it is, So what do you do Black Friday? Well,

586
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,200
what is hell like? In Black Friday? It's like a Walmart.

587
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,519
Speaker 5: It's just pretty similar, but it's more like Black Friday

588
00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:45,440
on Earth is a lot like Hell three hundred and

589
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,359
sixty four days a year.

590
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not that we have technically have years.

591
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 5: Done here, but yeah, time it's one of my favorite

592
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,680
things to do, and that sometimes even if I'm not

593
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:57,799
on duty, I'll just go up for the fun of it.

594
00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,119
I had to get in lines, like you know, you

595
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,319
get outside of a store and they're like pushing them

596
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,000
the doors and they're flexing before it opens, and uh,

597
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:07,440
and it's like there's like the countdown to oh the TV's,

598
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,359
we're gonna get the TVs. I like to about ten

599
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,640
seconds for I like to hit an air horn, and

600
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,160
then they just people. When people hear an air horn,

601
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,920
they just lunch and uh, you can get seven or

602
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,839
eight tramples in the span of ten seconds there.

603
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah that's all I mean, that's a great number

604
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,519
of tramples.

605
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:26,839
Speaker 5: Yeah you ever you ever initiated a trampling?

606
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: No? I haven't.

607
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard. It's harder than you would think for

608
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:34,000
a people to willingly step on other people to death.

609
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,279
It takes uh, it takes uh some creativity and well

610
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:41,359
well timed air horn. So air horn is what it

611
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,119
would sound like. Yeah, yeah, I would, and you'd be dead. Yeah,

612
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,279
I guess you're already dead.

613
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, air horns that I think. I mean, is

614
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,839
that a tool that you' all invented or No?

615
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 5: I don't know who that. I didn't invent everything.

616
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: It seemed very like on your brand.

617
00:24:57,279 --> 00:24:58,799
Speaker 4: So I'm just you're a very special boy.

618
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 2: Chris Grimlin.

619
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 5: We didn't invent air either. No, No, we didn't invent horns.

620
00:25:05,599 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 3: My Friday is kind of interesting too, because you know,

621
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,039
it's the only Friday that we have down here in Hell,

622
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,640
because every other day's Monday.

623
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,559
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so it's the one Friday we've got. Oh yeah,

624
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:19,000
it's a very special day. Yeah yeah, yeah. Dorf is here.

625
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 3: He's he's gonna be on top of a lot of stuff.

626
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,960
I mean, from Thanksgiving onward. He's booked solid, just causing

627
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,839
her in her family drama at dinners.

628
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I like to. I like to briefly inhabit

629
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:35,319
the bodies and souls of people at the dinner table.

630
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,079
A lot of times I'll like to get to get

631
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,680
in there with a college student who's in their sophomore year,

632
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,319
and I'll like to come out to the parents briefly

633
00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:47,240
or or like sometimes if I inhabit an uncle, I

634
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,000
like to take a couple of whiskeys and then start

635
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:51,480
to get real racist, you know.

636
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

637
00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 5: I love to let the true feelings fly and then

638
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,440
I hop back out and then I just watch just.

639
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,039
Speaker 2: Watch elf on the shelf.

640
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 4: It's actually a crimlin Oh it's one of their forms.

641
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,759
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh okay, he just watches we are watching.

642
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:07,799
Speaker 2: That's really creepy. I always set those dolls for creepy.

643
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,319
But no, now, you know.

644
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 5: Why you know improv? That's grimlins.

645
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 2: Oh so like just the concept of improv in general.

646
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the laziest form of entertainment. You know, it's grimlins.

647
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,960
Yes and yeah, yes, And I didn't write anything.

648
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,839
Speaker 3: We don't have our own prompts. So something from the

649
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,680
audience please, is how lazy we are?

650
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 2: You know?

651
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 5: Wayne Brady? Yeah, he's my boss.

652
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: Oh he's your Is he a gremlin? Yeah?

653
00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:37,599
Speaker 5: Oh shit, you didn't know.

654
00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 2: No, I thought he was just an imp. Whose line

655
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,480
is it anyway? Yeah? Yeah, Colin Mockery's an alien, Yeah

656
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:44,759
he is.

657
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 5: He's I'll say, funny for an alien. Oh no, offense

658
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,160
to alien not not known to be the funniest of creatures.

659
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,519
Speaker 2: Creatures.

660
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 5: If you guys are looking at im see you checking

661
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,240
your watches. If you're looking to wrap this up, I'll

662
00:26:57,319 --> 00:27:01,079
leave you with with one of my greatest accomplishments, wrapping paper.

663
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,240
Think about it. We make give you a gift, but

664
00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:05,799
you have to do work to get it, and it

665
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,519
kills trees.

666
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:07,519
Speaker 2: That's a win win.

667
00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 5: And it's annoying to clean up.

668
00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: It's annoying to clean up, and you have to it's

669
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,480
annoying to wrap.

670
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's a pain in the ass.

671
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,759
Speaker 3: And then recently you guys introduced the kind with the

672
00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:17,519
sparkles on it.

673
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh man, we call that. That's like a strip

674
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,279
club in your house. Yeah, sh glitter everywhere.

675
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

676
00:27:24,759 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 5: Also, we're gonna start we're gonna start scenting all all

677
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,799
wrapping paper in twenty twenty and beyond. Uh, we're gonna

678
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:34,000
we're gonna scent it vanilla. So your wife will never

679
00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:36,160
believe that you just went down to Target to get

680
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,279
some wrapping paper. Nope, you're boned.

681
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,839
Speaker 2: Man. There's so many little little things in life that

682
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,400
are just really awful that you guys did.

683
00:27:43,519 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.

684
00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 2: Dworfus does terrible work, and I'm super happy that he.

685
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,759
Speaker 5: Was coming from you. That is such a compliment. I

686
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,319
want you to know I really appreciate it. Thank you.

687
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:53,799
Speaker 2: Dwarfs.

688
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 3: You're gonna get to know him. He's gonna be a

689
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:59,000
rounds because I hired him out and it's his busy season.

690
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,359
But oh he's he's gonna be around. He's gonna annoy you.

691
00:28:01,559 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 5: Chris Muss could be on the lookout for it every

692
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:06,160
every morning. You're gonna wake up with more things soldered

693
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:11,319
to you heavy, annoying, sharp things. Yeah, itchy, itchy things.

694
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. The hairs yeah good.

695
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 5: Oh. Also I told you if you pull the hair

696
00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:20,519
or shave that it will grow back. Also, if you

697
00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:23,039
ignore the hair or try not to pay attention to it,

698
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:27,440
it will grow oh longer if you if you start

699
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,599
to get used to it it it knows.

700
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Speaker 2: It grows, and it grows.

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Speaker 5: It knows, and it grows as we say.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll just keep thinking about that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, keep just focus on it all right, well Dwarfish, Yeah,

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stopping by, Hey, no problem. Uh, it's always a pleasure

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to see you, Clayton. What you're you're it's a great podcast.

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I love what you're doing down here. You do you're

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really doing the devil's work, and I want you to

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know we all appreciate it. Everybody here. We listen every win.

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Speaker 2: Does this come out every Monday?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we listen to this every Monday morning. It's a

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pretty much hell pretty much stops for forty five minutes

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so we can listen to you torture this tip ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And uh, Chris, I got a I got a lot

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planned for you, buddy. So cool.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sounds god.

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Speaker 4: Oh Dorfous, I love it, love when you stop by.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, thanks Dorfous.

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Speaker 5: Peace out, all right, stay safe.

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Speaker 3: Well another successful episode, Dorfous. I mean he's gonna be

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like roommate two point zero. Yeah, yeah, we're we might

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be hearing from him later on down the road. And

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Stalin are gonna they got some they got plans.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize they were friends, but that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Stallan's friends with everybody except for you. Yeah,

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because you don't have any friends. You have referred to

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me as your best friend before.

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Speaker 2: I'm still in the building.

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Speaker 4: Only because it annoys you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I took I took that page out of Dorfus's

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book there, all right, well I think that's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So if anyone wants to donate their soul

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or recommend the podcast to a friend, it's about on

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social media.

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Speaker 4: Yeah Facebook, we would really appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: We need we need more act LTEs, acolytes and and accolades.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, separate words, Chris just learned today.

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Speaker 2: Did I knew they were knew they were?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure? All right, Well anyways, thanks for thanks for listening, guys.

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Hell Clayton