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<v Speaker 1>What do pussies think about? Really? I asked my own

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<v Speaker 1>one evening. We'd just had dinner, a warm bath, candles,

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<v Speaker 1>and now we were settled in bed for a quiet evening.

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<v Speaker 1>It told me that, contrary to popular belief, the number

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<v Speaker 1>of orgasms it had experienced in a single day did

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<v Speaker 1>not hold its attention, nor did it give much thought

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<v Speaker 1>to penile or clitteral dimensions, or any other sexual characteristics

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<v Speaker 1>such as breast or hip size. Those it informed me

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<v Speaker 1>were of no concern to it, other than that it

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<v Speaker 1>felt the need for some occasional tending, which was to

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<v Speaker 1>be expected. What did occupy much of its thought were

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<v Speaker 1>matters that until then had never even entered my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>such as how it had managed to stay hidden from sight,

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<v Speaker 1>even from my own. Pussies are funny like that, As

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you know, you might see a woman naked

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<v Speaker 1>as off as you'd like, in as many different positions,

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<v Speaker 1>and the pussy would still manage to be invisible, to

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<v Speaker 1>remain hidden between the thighs, even though you knew exactly

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<v Speaker 1>where to look. Then it asked me how I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it could have gotten so skilled with my clit, a

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<v Speaker 1>part of me that was unknown even to me until

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<v Speaker 1>the first time we'd met. My pussy sighed an exasperated,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing thing. You really don't listen, do you. The words

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<v Speaker 1>vibrated low in my body, like an unspoken purr. You

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<v Speaker 1>think about sex in that cerebral way, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>in rhythm, in pressure, in hunger. Then it told me

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<v Speaker 1>that its lips longed to be kissed and touched with

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<v Speaker 1>the same passion and attention the clit gets, so I

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<v Speaker 1>reassured it that I would take care of it. Then

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<v Speaker 1>it said that it knew it was wet most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time, but did I understand that that was an

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<v Speaker 1>normal state and that the amount of lubrication present was

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<v Speaker 1>in no way indicative of my level of arousal. In

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<v Speaker 1>other words, sometimes a wet pussy is just a wet pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>I had never really given that any thought, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>but I agreed. Then it began to tell me about

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<v Speaker 1>how the vagina was a very different creature. Pussies my

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<v Speaker 1>own told me were relatively simple. All they wanted, it

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<v Speaker 1>explained to me, was a little tenderness and some loving caresses.

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<v Speaker 1>But vaginas my pussy told me, are a much more

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<v Speaker 1>complicated thing, and not nearly as easily satisfied. Vaginas want

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<v Speaker 1>to be fucked, it told me, but with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of foreplay. Vaginas like hard cocks and thick fingers and

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<v Speaker 1>even tongues and love to be filled to the brim

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<v Speaker 1>and fucked to their heart's delight. But my vagina is

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy, isn't it, I interrupted, my pussy side exasperated, sweetheart,

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<v Speaker 1>it said, you really don't listen, do you, I bristled,

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<v Speaker 1>shifting in my seat. Excuse me. Your vagina is the gateway,

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<v Speaker 1>the passage, the dark, sacred corridor of want, it continued, unbothered.

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<v Speaker 1>But I the pussy. I'm the temple, the throne, the

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<v Speaker 1>silk and the heat, the thing they worship before they

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<v Speaker 1>ever get inside. I exhaled. That's poetic as hell. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the truth, my pussy hummed. The vagina is deep hunger,

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<v Speaker 1>But I am the invitation. I am the teas, the velvet,

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<v Speaker 1>whisper of wet lips, the purr before the growl. The

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<v Speaker 1>vagina is a storm. Yes, she craves to be filled, fucked,

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<v Speaker 1>stretched wide, But I am the reason it even begins.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the use, the seduction, the first touch that

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<v Speaker 1>makes the world forget itself. I swallowed, heat, curling in

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<v Speaker 1>my stomach. So what you're saying is my pussy? Chuckled darkly, darling,

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<v Speaker 1>I run this show. And then I realized my pussy

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<v Speaker 1>had an ego of its own, not just a voice,

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<v Speaker 1>not just a personality, but a damn near royal attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>It expected attention, It demanded devotion my pussy, I murmured,

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<v Speaker 1>you you're kind of a diva. My pussy preened a goddess,

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<v Speaker 1>it corrected, and rightfully, so do you have any idea

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<v Speaker 1>how many people have begged to worship at my altar?

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<v Speaker 1>I rolled my eyes. Okay, now you're just showing off.

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<v Speaker 1>But my pussy just hummed sm and yet, it mused,

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<v Speaker 1>despite all those admirers, you forget about me the most,

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<v Speaker 1>neglect me, ignore my needs until it's convenient. I paused,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not entirely untrue. Of course, it's not a soft

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<v Speaker 1>purr between my legs, and all I ask in return

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<v Speaker 1>is a little reverence, a little devotion, a little indulgence.

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<v Speaker 1>I smirked, So you want to be worshiped, my pussy sighed, long, suffering, darling,

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<v Speaker 1>I expect it. Then my pussy got down to the

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<v Speaker 1>nitty gritty and started getting philosophical on me the way

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<v Speaker 1>pussies saw it. My pussy informed me the world was

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<v Speaker 1>divided into two distinct groups, the fuckers and the fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>It did concede that there was a great deal of

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<v Speaker 1>movement back and forth between these two groups, but in general,

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<v Speaker 1>it told me you'd find the majority of men on

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking side of things and most of the women

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<v Speaker 1>on the fucked side. There were, of course, a significant

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<v Speaker 1>number of people in the world that enjoyed participating on

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<v Speaker 1>either side of this equation. Then it asked if I

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<v Speaker 1>knew which group we fell into. I admitted that we

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<v Speaker 1>were a work in progress. As my pussy spoke, I

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<v Speaker 1>traced a slow fingertip along my thigh, idly listening. Yet

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<v Speaker 1>something inside me stirred. Not arousal, not quite, but awareness,

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<v Speaker 1>a thrumming hum beneath the skin, a sense of something

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<v Speaker 1>my body had always known before my mind caught up.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the pussy told me that when I used the pomp,

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<v Speaker 1>I turn into the fucker and can fuck like a man. Ah. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I remembered those good old times, and it asked

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<v Speaker 1>me why I don't play with the pump more often.

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<v Speaker 1>My pussy really enjoyed it. Well, it was right. The

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<v Speaker 1>problem is I was lazy and it was easier to

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<v Speaker 1>just do it organically with my fingers. You think you

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<v Speaker 1>like fingers best, My pussy purred. But I remember that

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<v Speaker 1>time with the silk rope, how you pulsed against it,

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<v Speaker 1>how you craved the pull. I swallowed hard. That was

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<v Speaker 1>just an experiment. Sure it hummed. Then why do you

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<v Speaker 1>keep thinking about it? You're scared to admit it, aren't you,

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<v Speaker 1>My pussy mused, voice slick with mischief, that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to touch me right now, that this conversation is turning

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<v Speaker 1>you on. My breath hitched. That's ridiculous, I scoffed, but

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<v Speaker 1>the pulse between my legs betrayed me, thrumbing a rhythm.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't yet agreed to answer, but the conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>the pussy continued. I asked if my pussy had anything

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<v Speaker 1>to do with the way I was feeling that day,

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<v Speaker 1>the way I dressed and acted in my moods. It

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<v Speaker 1>told me that it was indeed, And then, after another

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<v Speaker 1>moment or two of quiet thought, it told me, to

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<v Speaker 1>the best of its recollection, that the last time i'd

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<v Speaker 1>actually listened to it was when we'd made love, but

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<v Speaker 1>that I hadn't paid it much attention otherwise. So I

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<v Speaker 1>told my pussy I would do my best to pay

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<v Speaker 1>more attention and to be more considerate. And then it

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to take more selfies together. It was very important,

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy said. Selfies made it feel sexy and wanted

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<v Speaker 1>glamorous and desirable, So it told me to put that

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<v Speaker 1>at the top of the to do list. My pussy

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<v Speaker 1>had more to say. It told me it felt I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to learn how to talk to it, to really

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<v Speaker 1>communicate with it in a meaningful way, To learn its

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<v Speaker 1>language and the many subtle signals that pussies send to

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<v Speaker 1>let us know how we're feeling. To understand the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between the messages it sent when it wanted to be

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<v Speaker 1>touched or when it was ready for penetration. My pussy

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<v Speaker 1>also suggested that we spend more time exploring each other,

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<v Speaker 1>learning each other's likes, dislikes, wants, needs, desires, and fears.

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<v Speaker 1>My pussy was telling me that as far as pussies went,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea how much it had to say

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<v Speaker 1>to me, how much I needed to know about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It had a lot to tell me about my life,

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<v Speaker 1>about the way I saw myself and the world around me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was getting late and I had an early day

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of me. But before we went to bed, I

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<v Speaker 1>asked the pussy one more question. What is the one

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<v Speaker 1>thing that you'd most like for us to do? My

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<v Speaker 1>pussy answered, without hesitation, masturbate Moore. Please. I reached for

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<v Speaker 1>my phone, hesitating just a moment before flipping the camera

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<v Speaker 1>to an angle I'd never dared to before. For you,

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<v Speaker 1>I whispered, capturing the moment, letting the shudder click like

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<v Speaker 1>a promise between old friends. Looking at the picks, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to admit my pussy looked pretty damn hot. Then

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy said, if you really want to excite me,

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<v Speaker 1>send it to you know who. My thumb hovered over

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<v Speaker 1>the message I can. I shouldn't, I wouldn't, But my

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<v Speaker 1>pussy just hummed, smug and knowing, come on it, Purret,

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<v Speaker 1>be a good girl,