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Speaker 1: You know, I think we've now established beyond the shadow
Speaker 1: of a doubt with the probably hundreds of stories we've
Speaker 1: covered about odd things that have been stolen, that if
Speaker 1: it can be stolen, it'll be stolen. It's add another
Speaker 1: one to the stack. We go to Afton, Missouri. This
Speaker 1: is just outside Saint Louis. The police there are looking
Speaker 1: for thief or probably more likely thieves, responsible for stealing
Speaker 1: the mausoleum doors from a cemetery. Six six bronze doors
Speaker 1: taken from the new Mount Sinai Cemetery in Afton, each
Speaker 1: of them weighing between two and five hundred pounds, and
Speaker 1: they are described as priceless.
Speaker 2: There's certain things you don't mess with. I'm not talking
Speaker 2: about you know, the rules of hurting women, children and elderly.
Speaker 2: There's also a new category. Would you not mess with
Speaker 2: cemetery stuff somebody's final resting place. Yeah, that's uh, even
Speaker 2: for the I'm the scummiest thief. That's all limits. You
Speaker 2: got it? And how the hell are you gonna scrap that?
Speaker 2: If it's look, if we know about it in central Florida,
Speaker 2: it's in it's in Missouri, near Saint Louis, AND's someone
Speaker 2: he's aften. Yes, you don't think that their little.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're your ned down at the scrapyard, just working.
Speaker 1: You don't really pay attention to the news. Ned. In fact,
Speaker 1: you're drinking a six pack at lunch minimum.
Speaker 2: These things look familiar. They even ned he's having a
Speaker 2: six to maybe even a six pack of tall boys lunch.
Speaker 2: Even Ned's gonna catch on to that. If he doesn't
Speaker 2: read it in the little country paper, he's gonna I
Speaker 2: don't even know if this plays in country town. I'm
Speaker 2: just painted it into that. But my point is, if
Speaker 2: we know about it here, they're gonna in that town.
Speaker 2: You ain't scrapping them or traveling them to a to
Speaker 2: another town because trying to travel with those big old doors,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be in a pickup truck that that's riding.
Speaker 1: And I went on Carolina squatz. Here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: I wonder, how did they even know to steal these?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking one of them probably had gone there recently
Speaker 1: to a funeral or to visit a dearly departed, and
Speaker 1: while they were there like, hmmm, does look like they
Speaker 1: might be made of brass?
Speaker 2: And then he brought his brass checker out.
Speaker 1: There, wonder what I would need to remove these and
Speaker 1: hoist them in the back of the truck.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Somebody said, no scrapyards look out for that
Speaker 2: kind of stuff. You're absolutely right, Bob. You what you
Speaker 2: do is you you melt that down in your backyard
Speaker 2: into knuckles and you start a brass knuckles ring. It's
Speaker 2: called Bob's Brass Knuckles. You gotta sell them online or
Speaker 2: in a different town, not coming from.
Speaker 1: The Afton, Missouri market has suddenly been a wash in
Speaker 1: brass suckles. We're selling them outwards. We won't sell any
Speaker 1: in this in this whole state Missouri. You can't get
Speaker 1: these all right, This has got to be the most
Speaker 1: kakamami idea I've heard of in a while.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Andrew Haverly is a researcher at Rochester Institute of Technologies
Speaker 1: Department of Computer Engineering. Andrew is very concerned about climate change,
Speaker 1: as are good amount of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Believes really there's one thing that needs to be done
Speaker 1: to effectively make any kind of difference in the battle
Speaker 1: against climate change, and in Andrew's opinion, that involves detonating
Speaker 1: in eighty one gigaton nuclear device beneath the Kirkleyan Plateau
Speaker 1: in the Southern Ocean. That's the Antarctica area. That's over
Speaker 1: sixteen hundred times more powerful than the largest nuclear bomb
Speaker 1: ever tested.
Speaker 2: I see nothing going wrong here, dude.
Speaker 1: The explosion, according to Andrew, would pulverize billions of tons
Speaker 1: of basalt rock on the ocean floor.
Speaker 2: Triggering a natural.
Speaker 1: Process that sucks carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. The
Speaker 1: location is remote enough because kilometers of ocean water would
Speaker 1: would contain the blast, while nearby currents would distribute the
Speaker 1: crushed rock particles for maximum carbon capture.
Speaker 2: And every country in the world would get decimated by
Speaker 2: tsunamis good idea engineer Andrew.
Speaker 1: He estimates this would cost about ten billion dollars.
Speaker 2: A sad thing is you now harder is get an
Speaker 2: engineering degree, and this guy isn't it for this this
Speaker 2: kind of idea? Now, I thought of you and you're.
Speaker 1: Off the cuff remark years ago with your idea to
Speaker 1: quickly eradicate it and the Python on problem in the
Speaker 1: Florida Everglades.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were gonna say my idea to
Speaker 2: get rid of hurricanes.
Speaker 1: He had. If you haven't been a longtime listener many
Speaker 1: years ago when this whole Python crisis really started to
Speaker 1: present itself to where we like, wow, this thing is
Speaker 1: out of control and now it's to the point of
Speaker 1: no return, Bob advocated for quote name palming the Everglades.
Speaker 2: Unquote, And I stand by my thoughts on that.
Speaker 1: And I stand by mind. Yes, while that may eradicate
Speaker 1: said python population. It's going to eradicate the entire population
Speaker 1: of whatever is living in the Everglades.
Speaker 2: If you we have enough alligators everywhere else, so they're
Speaker 2: out of the care.
Speaker 1: And it's not like it's a very important ecosystem to
Speaker 1: the state of Florida.
Speaker 2: We've got other rivers and streams and all that. Any
Speaker 2: one gigatar on nuke, it would take partic ocean. It
Speaker 2: would take care of the iguanas too. They got a
Speaker 2: big problem with those in South Florida. I know, what
Speaker 2: do you get an nape Palm Boca Wait, no going there,
Speaker 2: and those ones every people's houses and stuff. I know
Speaker 2: that just level the whole southeast coast. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we just if you get rid of everything down in
Speaker 2: the Everglades, then from there we just we work forward.
Speaker 2: We worked northward, and then you go into towns that
Speaker 2: have them with little baby flamethrowers and you just pop
Speaker 2: just one at a time. The iguana's not the town
Speaker 2: Who save that for the environment, I'm joking. Next, bumper
Speaker 2: Stickers Bob's Brass Knuckles BBK.
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Speaker 1: Pinchback area of Yorkshire U Dozens of pet owners have
Speaker 1: reported their pets briefly going missing and then returning home
Speaker 1: with missing fur but otherwise apparently unhurt.
Speaker 2: Again Police investigate cat shaving spree. That's what I have down. Yes,
Speaker 2: I am glad to use cat. It's very short and
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