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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Linchintaco, Orlando's rock station one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R Juah daily reminder. Around this time,

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<v Speaker 1>you still get a fifteen minutes to vote for you

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<v Speaker 1>say it, we play it. Also have the first Rock

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<v Speaker 1>the Bank thousand dollars cash keyword of the day coming

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<v Speaker 1>up shortly after you say it, we play it. So

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of action here over the next few minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>For you say we play it, just tell us which

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<v Speaker 2>Five Finger Death Punch song you want to hear. Your

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<v Speaker 2>choices are bad company, It's cover obviously wrong side of Heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>We're never enough. We'll play the one with the most votes.

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<v Speaker 1>You can vote for those on the JR R Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>page for the next fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>And somebody who votes just for taking the time to

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<v Speaker 2>do that for us, you get registered du I win

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<v Speaker 2>highly suspect tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think we've now established beyond the shadow

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<v Speaker 1>of a doubt with the probably hundreds of stories we've

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<v Speaker 1>covered about odd things that have been stolen, that if

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<v Speaker 1>it can be stolen, it'll be stolen. It's add another

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<v Speaker 1>one to the stack. We go to Afton, Missouri. This

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<v Speaker 1>is just outside Saint Louis. The police there are looking

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<v Speaker 1>for thief or probably more likely thieves, responsible for stealing

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<v Speaker 1>the mausoleum doors from a cemetery. Six six bronze doors

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<v Speaker 1>taken from the new Mount Sinai Cemetery in Afton, each

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<v Speaker 1>of them weighing between two and five hundred pounds, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are described as priceless.

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<v Speaker 2>There's certain things you don't mess with. I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 2>about you know, the rules of hurting women, children and elderly.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also a new category. Would you not mess with

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<v Speaker 2>cemetery stuff somebody's final resting place. Yeah, that's uh, even

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<v Speaker 2>for the I'm the scummiest thief. That's all limits. You

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<v Speaker 2>got it? And how the hell are you gonna scrap that?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's look, if we know about it in central Florida,

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<v Speaker 2>it's in it's in Missouri, near Saint Louis, AND's someone

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<v Speaker 2>he's aften. Yes, you don't think that their little.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, you're your ned down at the scrapyard, just working.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't really pay attention to the news. Ned. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you're drinking a six pack at lunch minimum.

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<v Speaker 2>These things look familiar. They even ned he's having a

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<v Speaker 2>six to maybe even a six pack of tall boys lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Even Ned's gonna catch on to that. If he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>read it in the little country paper, he's gonna I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know if this plays in country town. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just painted it into that. But my point is, if

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<v Speaker 2>we know about it here, they're gonna in that town.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't scrapping them or traveling them to a to

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<v Speaker 2>another town because trying to travel with those big old doors,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be in a pickup truck that that's riding.

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<v Speaker 1>And I went on Carolina squatz. Here's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder, how did they even know to steal these?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking one of them probably had gone there recently

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<v Speaker 1>to a funeral or to visit a dearly departed, and

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<v Speaker 1>while they were there like, hmmm, does look like they

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<v Speaker 1>might be made of brass?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he brought his brass checker out.

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<v Speaker 1>There, wonder what I would need to remove these and

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<v Speaker 1>hoist them in the back of the truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Somebody said, no scrapyards look out for that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff. You're absolutely right, Bob. You what you

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<v Speaker 2>do is you you melt that down in your backyard

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<v Speaker 2>into knuckles and you start a brass knuckles ring. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called Bob's Brass Knuckles. You gotta sell them online or

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<v Speaker 2>in a different town, not coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>The Afton, Missouri market has suddenly been a wash in

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<v Speaker 1>brass suckles. We're selling them outwards. We won't sell any

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<v Speaker 1>in this in this whole state Missouri. You can't get

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<v Speaker 1>these all right, This has got to be the most

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<v Speaker 1>kakamami idea I've heard of in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Haverly is a researcher at Rochester Institute of Technologies

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<v Speaker 1>Department of Computer Engineering. Andrew is very concerned about climate change,

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<v Speaker 1>as are good amount of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 1>Believes really there's one thing that needs to be done

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<v Speaker 1>to effectively make any kind of difference in the battle

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<v Speaker 1>against climate change, and in Andrew's opinion, that involves detonating

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<v Speaker 1>in eighty one gigaton nuclear device beneath the Kirkleyan Plateau

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<v Speaker 1>in the Southern Ocean. That's the Antarctica area. That's over

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen hundred times more powerful than the largest nuclear bomb

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<v Speaker 1>ever tested.

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<v Speaker 2>I see nothing going wrong here, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The explosion, according to Andrew, would pulverize billions of tons

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<v Speaker 1>of basalt rock on the ocean floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Triggering a natural.

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<v Speaker 1>Process that sucks carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. The

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<v Speaker 1>location is remote enough because kilometers of ocean water would

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<v Speaker 1>would contain the blast, while nearby currents would distribute the

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<v Speaker 1>crushed rock particles for maximum carbon capture.

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<v Speaker 2>And every country in the world would get decimated by

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<v Speaker 2>tsunamis good idea engineer Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>He estimates this would cost about ten billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>A sad thing is you now harder is get an

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<v Speaker 2>engineering degree, and this guy isn't it for this this

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<v Speaker 2>kind of idea? Now, I thought of you and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Off the cuff remark years ago with your idea to

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<v Speaker 1>quickly eradicate it and the Python on problem in the

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<v Speaker 1>Florida Everglades.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you were gonna say my idea to

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of hurricanes.

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<v Speaker 1>He had. If you haven't been a longtime listener many

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<v Speaker 1>years ago when this whole Python crisis really started to

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<v Speaker 1>present itself to where we like, wow, this thing is

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<v Speaker 1>out of control and now it's to the point of

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<v Speaker 1>no return, Bob advocated for quote name palming the Everglades.

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<v Speaker 2>Unquote, And I stand by my thoughts on that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I stand by mind. Yes, while that may eradicate

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<v Speaker 1>said python population. It's going to eradicate the entire population

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<v Speaker 1>of whatever is living in the Everglades.

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<v Speaker 2>If you we have enough alligators everywhere else, so they're

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<v Speaker 2>out of the care.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not like it's a very important ecosystem to

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<v Speaker 1>the state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got other rivers and streams and all that. Any

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<v Speaker 2>one gigatar on nuke, it would take partic ocean. It

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<v Speaker 2>would take care of the iguanas too. They got a

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<v Speaker 2>big problem with those in South Florida. I know, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you get an nape Palm Boca Wait, no going there,

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<v Speaker 2>and those ones every people's houses and stuff. I know

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<v Speaker 2>that just level the whole southeast coast. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we just if you get rid of everything down in

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<v Speaker 2>the Everglades, then from there we just we work forward.

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<v Speaker 2>We worked northward, and then you go into towns that

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<v Speaker 2>have them with little baby flamethrowers and you just pop

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<v Speaker 2>just one at a time. The iguana's not the town

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<v Speaker 2>Who save that for the environment, I'm joking. Next, bumper

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<v Speaker 2>Stickers Bob's Brass Knuckles BBK.

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<v Speaker 1>Short but Sweet Headline of the Week contender coming in

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<v Speaker 1>hot and late Oka this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you have not had one all week. Almost

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<v Speaker 2>busted these brawls on that earlier Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>This Out of the UK police investigate cat shaving spree.

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<v Speaker 2>By the word cat was used? Cat? Oh god, and

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<v Speaker 2>where was that? Out of England cat shaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Pinchback area of Yorkshire U Dozens of pet owners have

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<v Speaker 1>reported their pets briefly going missing and then returning home

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<v Speaker 1>with missing fur but otherwise apparently unhurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Again Police investigate cat shaving spree. That's what I have down. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I am glad to use cat. It's very short and

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<v Speaker 2>effective use of a headline. There get the idea I

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<v Speaker 2>think that one might win. Well, it's the only contender,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're probably right. Follow Jay r r