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Speaker 2: Is he serious?
Speaker 1: I can't believe he is late again. He'd better have
a good reason this time, if he knows what's good
for him. At least he bothered to send a text message. Honestly,
maybe I should scare him, really, make him understand the consequences.
Speaker 2: That'll work. Huh what was that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Is that seriously your guy's best attends at a pick
up line?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Firstly, it's never going to happen. And secondly, leave me
alone because I'm meeting a friend here soon and I
don't want you guys bothering us. And thirtally, don't call
me sweetie. We don't know each other. And also I'm
not into cute stuff like that. So, oh, my gosh,
there you are. Oh, get out of my way, weirdos,
go hit on someone else.
Speaker 2: My friend is here.
Speaker 1: It's so good to see you. Come here and give
me a cuddle right now? Uh uh uh no, the
cuddle is not over and you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: Mister, you owe me a.
Speaker 1: Prolonged cuddle because you're late. Speaking of which, why are
you late this time? Any good excuses in the head
of yours? You know, I was at this cafe thirty
minutes ago waiting for you, right.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Oh, those guys, don't worry about them. They're just stupid
and think that if they call a girl pretty, she'll
I don't know, I want to date them or something.
I know I told them all that cutesy sweet talk
doesn't work on women like me, or maybe any woman
for that matter, but certainly not me. Oh yeah, are
they looking over at us? They must be fuming watching
you get such a long hug from.
Speaker 2: The girl that they were so badly hitting up. Oh.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Guys like that have such fragile egos. They probably
can't stand seeing us here together. Not that we're together.
I'm not implying that we're in any way a thing
or anything like that, just that right now, like we're
physically together, like hugging.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Don't think I didn't notice you changing the subject all
sly like that.
Speaker 2: Fess up? Why were you? Uh uh?
Speaker 1: I don't care if We've been hugging in a public
place for way too long. I know you're getting all
embarrassed about it right now because everyone's staring. But I'm
not letting you go till you give me a good reason.
Your car broke down, dude, I'm not buying that for
a second. I know that you're lying because I know you,
and you have a towel. You do have a towel,
a big one. You bite the inside of your cheek
whenever you're trying to trick me. Ha ha. It's subtle
to the untrained eye, but for someone who knows you
as well as I do, you may as well be
wearing a giant neon sign that.
Speaker 2: Says you're fibbing.
Speaker 1: But oh well, if you don't want to come out
and tell me, then I suppose we'll just have to
stand here all day long and hug. Not that I'm complaining,
You're super warm and cozy to hug.
Speaker 2: No, don't you.
Speaker 1: Dare try and squirm free. You know I have an
iron grip. Remember when you tried to take my phone
off me a while back to delete that embarrassing photo
I took.
Speaker 2: You're literally using.
Speaker 1: Both your hands and your foot to pry my single
hand open and get my phone, but you couldn't. Speaking
of which, maybe I should show the whole.
Speaker 2: Cafe that photo.
Speaker 1: I think they'd really enjoy it, especially the cute waitress.
Speaker 2: Or you could fess up.
Speaker 1: Which one's it going to be? Ha I knew it
would be a silly reason you had a nap and
didn't bother to set the alarm because you're so confident
that your body will wake up on time, even though
it never does. All right, fine, I'll release you from
your cuddle prison.
Speaker 2: But let's be honest. You don't mind.
Speaker 1: I can't fault you for doing something silly like that.
I know that's just who you are. I mean it
as a compliment. It's part of your charm. Don't get
the wrong idea. Now, you're not charming, you just have charm.
There's a difference. You're such a dork. All right, save
your little quips for later. Let's order something. No, I
haven't ordered anything yet.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for you, dummy.
Speaker 1: I know I could order something for myself, but then
I would get my coffee and it would get cold.
Speaker 2: Who wants that? And I wanted to have it together? God?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't you dare call me a dork because I
think ahead. I'm just prepared. Oh I don't know what
I want to order?
Speaker 2: Shut off.
Speaker 1: I mean that I'm prepared in the grander sense. That
doesn't mean that I have to know exactly what decisions
I'm gonna make at every single moment. Yes, yes, I
should have spent some of the time I was waiting
thinking about what I wanted. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You're so smart, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Oh, honestly, there's no point in thinking I'm just gonna
get my usual anyway, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good, I'll order it.
Speaker 1: Hi. Can I get a large coffee black with two
sugars and a cinnamon doughnut? And wait, what did you
say you wanted a latte? Right?
Speaker 2: And that for him? Please?
Speaker 1: Yep, that'll be on card that went through right perfect.
Can you bring it to our table when it's ready?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You guys, make it like straightaway. Okay, then we'll wait
here for it. Dang, dude, when you said this place
had almost no waight time, I thought you were exaggerating.
I haven't been anywhere that serves you. When you order
this is unprecedented. Oh thank you?
Speaker 2: Wow? And they actually have freshly mad hot donuts. Wow.
Speaker 1: You should have talked this place up more. Yeah, yeah,
don't wait for me dickon. Also note that, for the record,
despite you being late, I was the bigger person. Am
paid for our food and coffee. I did not do
it to rub it in your face. I'm just the
bigger person obviously. Yeah, I am amazing. I'm glad you
could see that. Oh yeah, and how do you propose
that you pay me back? What are you gonna do
for me? Exactly platonically sip of your coffee? I wait,
let me get this straight. You're not only making up
for being late, but also getting even for me pay
for your coffee and pastry.
Speaker 2: To do so, you're giving me.
Speaker 1: A single sip of the coffee that I paid for.
You're absolutely insane, dude. I've never heard someone sound so
confident while saying something so dumb. You do it so
often too, You're just so cheeky. Oh fine, if it
would make you feel better, I guess I could take
a sip. But wait, are you sure, because doesn't that mean,
like if we drink from the same spot, isn't that
like an indirect kiss? I mean that would be weird
since we're best friends. It does look really good though. Okay, fine,
I'll do it, but only because I like theccasional latte,
no other reason.
Speaker 2: Oh that is pretty good. They make them good. Here.
Speaker 1: Huh oh, sorry, some of my lipstick got on the lid. Here,
let me wipe that off. There we go.
Speaker 2: Huh uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wearing makeup. I'm surprised you noticed. Okay, fair enough.
I guess the black lipstick is pretty obvious.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't usually like wearing it out casually, but I
figured maybe I would put on a little bit today.
Thought i'd mix things up a little. You know. Do
you like it my makeup? I mean, really, that's sokay
to hear. I was honestly kind of worried that I
did too much or maybe not enough. It's just so
hard to find balance with it, you know, like the appropriate,
perfect amount of makeup. It's just so different because there's
the correct amount for a party, but then a different
amount for when you're at home. So what's so funny.
I'm not acting weird. I'm being normal. You're the one
being weird.
Speaker 2: You what do you mean you noticed?
Speaker 1: What? Oh? Well, if I've been acting strange. It's probably
because I've been under the weather for a little while. Yes, well,
it only takes hold when I'm alone, and by alone
I mean alone with you. It doesn't seem to affect
my behavior when we're with our friends, so it's like
a dizzy use or something. Okay, even I know how
unconvincing I sound right now, Fine, I'll tell you, but
don't make fun of me.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't really know how to explain it. But for
the longest time, I I felt like I knew my identity,
like exactly who I was and how I experienced the
world and stuff. And then in these past few months,
things have started to feel different, like specifically when I'm
around you. No, not in a bad way, but just different. Well,
for starters, I feel comfortable, like really comfortable. You know
how you tense almost or like clench your jaw without
realizing it, and then at some point you do realize.
Speaker 2: It and you loosen it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of how this felt like. When I
was around you, I suddenly felt relaxed, like for the
first time, and I don't even know how long, I
genuinely felt no stress and it was only when I
was around you. No, it's not like I was playing
a character or anything. I think it's normal for people
to modulate themselves when they're around others. But the thing is,
when I'm with you, I don't really feel like I
have to. I feel like I could just be myself.
I guess, and I was acting weird because I was
a little scared. To be honest, I mean, you became
friends with me because of who I was, and I
am still that person. But if I'm not one hundred
percent that tough goth girl and I start behaving a
little bit softer, I guess I just got scared that
maybe you wouldn't like me anymore. And even as I
say that out loud, I remember I'm talking to one
of the sweetest guys on the planet and that I'm
honestly a dummy for thinking that you'd ever be cruel
like that.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, I put.
Speaker 1: On makeup for you, and I'm acting weird because I'm
desperate not to mess this up because I I really
like you. Yeah, I know you like me too. That
sounded arrogant, but what I mean is I know you
like me because that's the kind of guy you are.
You're so kind and accepting, and I know that you
like me for me and not for any other reasons,
and I feel safe with you. Oh I hate being
soft like this, but it's true.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I suppose you could say this makes us even. I'll
forgive you for being l just this once. If you
forgive me for not telling you how I feel sooner,
I'll be quiet, you dork. I may be a little
bit soft, but I'm not all much, So you better
watch yourself. Okay, Eat your little snack and finish your latte.
I want to finish up here so you can go
back to your place and spend more time together alone.
I do want to spend more time being mushy and
flustered with you, and I hate that I want to,
but I really do, so hurry up and drink. Oh
my gosh, trust me. There were so many moments where
I would cringe at myself for being so soft and mushy.
Like last week, you sent me the dumbest meme ever
and I giggled like a schoolgirl for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: No, not my normal.
Speaker 1: Giggle, like a full on he he like loud giggle. Bro,
you better not tell any of your friends about this. Okay,
it's classified information. No one can know that beneath this
tough goth girl exterior, there's a mushy, mushy girl inside. Oh,
you're so annoying teasing me for it. You are such
a twarp. You know I can make you pay for that. Yes,
I can. Uh huh, I can take back all of
that forgiveness and make sure that you never make fun
of me again. Why do I get the feeling that
you love the idea of that, you twarp? Honestly, I
don't really want to wait anymore for you to finish,
So why don't we just take it to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, perfect