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<v Speaker 1>Now here's a little behind the scenes fun. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we always have equipment problems on KTWGB because it is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like you get into uh oh, I like

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<v Speaker 1>a nineteen ninety eight Camra and the door handle is

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<v Speaker 1>broken and there is duct tape on the dashboard where

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<v Speaker 1>the dashboard got melted in the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the like the roof is like hanging down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the roofs hanging down. So that is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>how the KTWB studio is. But so our recording system

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<v Speaker 1>was not working. So I found another recording system that

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<v Speaker 1>is something that you can download online. It's called audist Audacity.

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<v Speaker 1>And look at us now, and here we are recording

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<v Speaker 1>on Audacity. Now, I'm pretty sure this is going to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we Should we test it and see if we

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<v Speaker 2>can like export it once it's done. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just gonna take care. I'm just gonna take

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<v Speaker 3>our chances that we're gonna do it here. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>dive in.

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<v Speaker 1>We get a bunch of email we got to get to.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I had to close the computer a minute ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have to reopen things here. But it

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't take that long, and Okay, so we'll go right

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<v Speaker 1>to the Dave Ryan, Oh boy, I don't know our passwords,

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<v Speaker 1>son of a bee.

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<v Speaker 3>Son of a this.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, stall for me for a Seconday.

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<v Speaker 2>So over the weekend, I had a really exciting weekend

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<v Speaker 2>that I know Dave doesn't think it's exciting, but I do.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went to go see improv on on Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was in an improv show on Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>and my mom came. And my mom never comes to

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<v Speaker 2>any shows that I'm in, but she was there. But

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't know anything about improv or comedy. So at

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<v Speaker 2>the end I gave her a hugg. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for coming in. She was like it was good,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, okay, did you think I was funny? Mom? Mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Was I funny? But one guy who listens to the

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<v Speaker 2>show was there, so that was cool. Okay, good, thanks

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<v Speaker 2>one person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, thanks for salving.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. Thank you for letting me tell my story.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it's not a good story, so I'm glad I

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<v Speaker 3>was able to wrap it up real quick.

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<v Speaker 4>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, I have a quick question. Dave mentioned he

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<v Speaker 1>had a podcast about scams on his radar a week

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<v Speaker 1>or so ago. Could you please say the name of

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<v Speaker 1>it again. I haven't been able to find it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called scam Town and it's good, but I'm disappointed then

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit regretful that I used it as of

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<v Speaker 1>what's on my radar because there's only like four episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of scam Town. It is a great idea for a podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>but they only did about four or five, maybe six

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<v Speaker 1>episodes scam Town.

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<v Speaker 2>I just finished a podcast that I've been listening to

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<v Speaker 2>for the last like four years called By the Book,

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<v Speaker 2>where these two women live by self help books and

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<v Speaker 2>they like read the self help books. They turn it

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<v Speaker 2>into like a step by step system and then for

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks they just live by this self help Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>an amazing concept. The two women who are on it

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<v Speaker 2>are so annoying. Oh after a while, okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like waiting for this to be over. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get through it. And I finally got through it,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm done and I never have to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to their voices again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really interesting. I listened to a podcast called Take

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<v Speaker 1>to the Sky, the air disaster podcast, and I I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like the women at first, because they would giggle

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<v Speaker 1>and make jokes about you know, like you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>say inappropriate things about all these people who died, not

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<v Speaker 1>not deliberately target but I'm like, you've got to be more.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got to love them. I really, I really

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<v Speaker 1>learned to love these two. Yeah, because they were just

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<v Speaker 1>so human and they would be like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>they were just so human.

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<v Speaker 3>About the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I like these ladies, and now I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, next one, there's a bunch of emails. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Let me try this one. Regarding foot massages,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave check out a reflexologist. They are a naturalist type

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<v Speaker 1>of care and will not only take care of your

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<v Speaker 1>foot pain, but they will also be able to find

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<v Speaker 1>the root. Cause I went backpacking through Europe last summer

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<v Speaker 1>found out that the source of pain was from my

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<v Speaker 1>knee and hips. Love the show from Kayley, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>rule it out. I will say that my feet are

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<v Speaker 1>much better now after masage, not just after the massage,

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<v Speaker 1>but I honestly think it was crocs. Yeah, because I've

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<v Speaker 1>been wearing crocs for most of the summer and I

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<v Speaker 1>really think they mess with my feet. So right now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing very very supportive running shoes and they really

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<v Speaker 1>help because I was like hobbling and I felt like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>if they hurt this bad, they're only going to get worse.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think it was Crocs, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>So interesting because Crocs is supposed to be so like,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, not good for your feet, but like comfortable,

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<v Speaker 2>which I think they are, which is why we wear

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<v Speaker 2>them so much. And they slip right on, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I don't wear I wear them in sport mode,

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<v Speaker 1>which is when you get a strap back up on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Top of probably better for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually, because they said they're bad for kids' feet

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<v Speaker 1>because kids have to curl their toes when they walk

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<v Speaker 1>to keep them on.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But you don't want it's in sportboo right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's an email from her shot. It says, uh

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<v Speaker 1>uh why why why did I fan girls squeal when

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you read my email on the podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>am a grown ass, thirty five year old man. It

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<v Speaker 1>was absolutely unexpected but so real.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks. If my original email.

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<v Speaker 1>Run the podcast qualifies for a staff writer sicker, I

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<v Speaker 1>would love one, and I will get Secretary Breed to

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<v Speaker 1>send you one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for emailing us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, next one question for Bailey unless Jenny and Dave

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<v Speaker 1>have become fans of musicals also, haha. I'm dying to

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<v Speaker 1>find somebody else in the world who knows about and

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<v Speaker 1>loves The Idol Maker The Idle Man. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>movie from the eighties. Only person anyone would probably recognize

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<v Speaker 1>is Peter Gallagher. I love the movie and the amazing songs.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people have never heard of it, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know where or how I can watch it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know anything about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard of it, but I just looked it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>American musical drama nineteen eighty The guy in It's like

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<v Speaker 2>super cute, but I don't who is this guy? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Peter Gallagher, Ray Sharky, Paul Land. I don't know good

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<v Speaker 2>looking people. Okay, No, I've never heard of this. This

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<v Speaker 2>is interesting because I do love a campy, random musical

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<v Speaker 2>that no one's ever heard of. I'm gonna find this somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna look up Maker streaming. I don't know technically.

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<v Speaker 2>It says it's on YouTube, but I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 2>that's real or not. I want to watch it now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it looks kind of like Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, camping in random is totally you camping and random

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<v Speaker 1>while you're looking at the Internet, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>read the next email. Yes, greetings to my favorite coworkers.

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<v Speaker 1>You might as well be since I spend every day

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<v Speaker 1>listening to you all. I feel like a creepy behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes part of the crew. You may leave my

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<v Speaker 1>name out to protect the innocent Annie Hooter. They say

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<v Speaker 1>today when you talked about the crazy conspiracists that talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the hurricanes being controlled by the government. This happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me this week at the dentist. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>captive audience, and she went off on how the government

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<v Speaker 1>controls these hurricanes with silver in them and something called

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<v Speaker 1>haarp out of morbid curiosity. I looked it up when

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<v Speaker 1>I got home. Well, it was once a thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>connecting those dots as wild. She also told me that

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<v Speaker 1>FEMA is the mob. They steal all the supplies and

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<v Speaker 1>keep it for themselves. She has friends in Florida and

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<v Speaker 1>there is no weather there. I could go on, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll save you. I'm all for independent thought and ideas,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is a business. I'm there for X rays

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<v Speaker 1>and a cleaning, and I'm being held captive with sharp

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<v Speaker 1>objects in my mouth. I can't do anything rather than

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<v Speaker 1>mutterstrained sounds. When she started talking, I thought, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>not her again. In the past she has gone off

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<v Speaker 1>about how the pandemic is fake and how mad she

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<v Speaker 1>gets when someone wears a mask. So I was left

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<v Speaker 1>with the struggle again of saying something, I'm a believer

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<v Speaker 1>and okay, I was left with the struggle again of

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<v Speaker 1>saying something, I'm a believer in live and let live.

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<v Speaker 1>But this time I called the request to no longer

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<v Speaker 1>her have her as my hygienist. Would you also, does

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<v Speaker 1>anybody actively dry their feet when getting out of the

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<v Speaker 1>shower or do you let the drug do it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>When I asked my internet friends only about one of

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen responses said yes, I do actively try my feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I dry the top of my feet and then the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of my feet get dried by the rug.

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<v Speaker 3>When you dry your legs, do you prop them up

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<v Speaker 3>on eight? Hold on? That means we're going to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, panic and we'll be back. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>are now continuing. There was a slight break in there

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<v Speaker 3>But you found that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>If the Idol Maker is on YouTube, like you have

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<v Speaker 2>to sit through ads, like there's quite a few ads

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<v Speaker 2>in it. But I literally looked up The Idol Maker

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<v Speaker 2>streaming and it's on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to know. So let's talk about first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>the hygienis. You are not wrong. If that bothers you

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<v Speaker 1>hearing the hygenis talk about conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really fascinated by conspiracy theories because I think one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that people forget is if it's a

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<v Speaker 1>hard thing to explain and pull off, it's likely not true.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a philosophy called Ocham's razor that I really

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<v Speaker 1>love occ u m apostrophe s Aukham's razor, I think

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<v Speaker 1>is how you say it, spell it, And basically the

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<v Speaker 1>philosophy goes, if all other things are equal, the easiest,

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<v Speaker 1>simplest explanation is usually the true one. So if Bailey's

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<v Speaker 1>not here, I look up and Bailey's not here, it

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<v Speaker 1>could be that you spontaneously combusted. Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very possible that Bailey slipped into another dimension. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very possible that Bailey has invented a time machine

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<v Speaker 1>with the assistance of the mafia, and you have used

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<v Speaker 1>the time machine to subversively do evil or you went

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<v Speaker 1>to pe right, And I think and I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>how conspiracy theorists kind of forget that. The simplest example

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<v Speaker 1>is probably answer is probably the answer. And so when

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<v Speaker 1>I hear things about, you know, conspiracy theories, everything from

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<v Speaker 1>nine to eleven being an inside job, to chem trails

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<v Speaker 1>to walking on the moon.

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<v Speaker 2>Birds aren't real.

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<v Speaker 3>Birds aren't real.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't you heard that one? Oh, there's a conspiracy that

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<v Speaker 2>birds are drones so that the government can by on us.

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<v Speaker 3>There's spent a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, they don't they're not going to find

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<v Speaker 1>anything interesting flying over my house or house or Vaughan's

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<v Speaker 1>house exactly. And they've got a lot of expensive drones

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<v Speaker 1>out there that they've spent a lot of money so that.

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<v Speaker 1>But see, that's the thing. The simplest explanation is usually

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<v Speaker 1>they're birds.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, They're birds, period, That's it. That's all that they are.

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<v Speaker 1>So but I'm going to go ahead and I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>So here comes Chad. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Chad says, hi, I caught part of your morning show

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<v Speaker 1>talking about conspiracy theories about this topic. I also heard

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<v Speaker 1>you vomiting bs and total denial about this topic. You

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<v Speaker 1>should really either shut up with your opinions until you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're talking about, or dig it to it

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<v Speaker 1>with a bit of research, that's what he says. Or

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<v Speaker 1>dig dig into it to oh into it. With a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of research, you will find that the US government

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<v Speaker 1>has been researching and testing and yes, manipulating wealth wealth

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they mean weather with laser and harp technology since

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<v Speaker 1>the sixties and so also slowly, I can tell your

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<v Speaker 1>show is going more and more liberal and not neutral

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<v Speaker 1>like you used to be. Know what you are talking

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<v Speaker 1>about and don't spew disinformation, Chad, with all respect, Conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theories to me have absolutely nothing to do with being

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<v Speaker 1>liberal or conservative, right. They have to do with critical thinking. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to pat myself on the back. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a member of the High IQ Society.

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<v Speaker 3>Yessah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a great way of rationalizing things that

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<v Speaker 1>simpletons like you, Bailey are unable to.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep up with.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, can you explain weather to me? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, weather is a naturally occurring phenomena.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and if we really did have control over the weather,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that we would make it worse. We

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<v Speaker 1>would probably make it better. Now to make the conclusion

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<v Speaker 1>jump to the to far fetched a quantum leap, that

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<v Speaker 1>we're not only able to manipulate the weather, but in

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<v Speaker 1>a serious, the fucking way by coming up with a

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<v Speaker 1>category five hurricane, I don't think the best use of

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<v Speaker 1>that technology would be to wipe out billions of dollars

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<v Speaker 1>worth of infrastructure, property, homes, and also and lives. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know what I would like to know

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<v Speaker 1>who the person is. I'm picturing somebody who mister Smithers

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<v Speaker 1>from The Simpsons. Yeah, he's sitting in an office twirling

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<v Speaker 1>his fingertips together.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yes, yes, let's send a hurricane.

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<v Speaker 2>M let me play to the Carolinas.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, And then and then when we do that,

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<v Speaker 4>the government will slowly respond with FEMA, you see, and

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<v Speaker 4>then therefore we can win the election.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Once there's a lot of hoops, a lot of hoops

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<v Speaker 2>to jump through, well to get the thing that you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Right exactly, And it's like the most Again, Chad, due

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<v Speaker 1>respect is the critical thinking will tell you that it's

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<v Speaker 1>just too much trouble. Yeah, and very unlikely. Now, some

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracies are very possible, like JFK. Who shot JFK? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the simple answer is Oswald. But even though it's pretty much,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion ninety five percent that he did do

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<v Speaker 1>it and act alone, nobody knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody knows for sure, that could have been set up

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<v Speaker 2>and then he was just the one who carried it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of thing, right, did you This is a slight tangent.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever watch that TV show nineteen sixty like

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<v Speaker 2>nine or nineteen sixty eight or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever about the JFK assassination about JFKAS.

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<v Speaker 1>I read the book is nineteen sixty three, I think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I read the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was actually very fascinating and it was James

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<v Speaker 2>Franco was in it and it scared the pants off

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<v Speaker 1>And I should go back and watch that one because

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<v Speaker 1>I have not. But yeah, I don't, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was just really I kind of like scoff at conspiracy theories,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, and this is probably really boring to

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<v Speaker 1>Liszt and too, so if you never want me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up again, say Dave, never bring up conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theories again. But people like Chad. Honestly, Chad, you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crack me up because you are not thinking it

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<v Speaker 1>through logically, Like the moon landing. If the moon landing

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<v Speaker 1>was fake, why didn't the Russians say anything about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't the Russians who we were Supposedly we faked

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<v Speaker 1>the moon landing so we could scare the Russians into thinking, well, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>they've got killer technology. We don't want to go to

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear war with them. But if the Russians, if anybody

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was fake, it would be the Russians. Okay, Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to go a little bit longer because

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<v Speaker 1>we have some more quality emails to read on the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. But we're having equipment problems and we're using

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<v Speaker 1>it your emails. I'd love to hear more conspiracy theory arguments.

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