WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:19.879 You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike 2 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:23.399 Benny and Rome said, I've still got some of her 3 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:29.160 horrible left over from octorial bar. Oh, you're watching Chewing 4 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:32.079 the Cud, your lighthearted weikly look at the world peaking 5 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:35.240 around a sequined curtain. I'm Lely Robertson, and with me 6 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:38.119 today is the man who once forcibly removed from a 7 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:42.439 sex museum for well pleasuring himself. It's Mike, Bennie and Row. 8 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:45.000 You wrote that for yourself, didn't you? 9 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:48.240 I did, because it's true it wasn't pleasured myself. 10 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:49.000 What were you doing? 11 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:53.000 I was making inappropriate comments about the exhibits. Oh yeah, 12 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:54.679 why are you doing kath and King references? 13 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:57.960 Because I just liked him? That was what you'd prepared. 14 00:00:58.119 --> 00:01:01.479 Don't judge me. So, Mike, what have you got for 15 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:04.439 us this week in your big bag? 16 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:07.599 Well, I'm bringing a story about a new pill and 17 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:09.719 they're going to play a little game and. 18 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:11.599 They might will be teaching us a lesson in the 19 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:14.359 applet titled Teach Me a Lesson, But on screen now 20 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:16.760 you can see our contact details. It's on the Cud TV, 21 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:18.760 on social media and if you want to catch up 22 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:21.280 with us on previous episodes, you could always binge watch 23 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:23.799 us on YouTube look for Chewing the Cud. 24 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:26.079 And you can see the names of people reached out 25 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:28.040 and touched our souls going on the bottom of the screen. 26 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.879 But now it's time for Lee in the Shelbys. 27 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:40.319 Were you were a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer 28 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.959 back in the day, weren't you? I was, you were 29 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:43.879 a huge fan. 30 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:46.840 I'm not a huge fan. I do remember that the 31 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.640 hardest thing in the world is to live in it, 32 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:49.680 and that you just have to live in it. 33 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:52.680 Yeah, massive geek come, yeah, anyway, you know that we've 34 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:54.560 spoken before that it's coming back. 35 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.359 And it has been confirmed it's coming back. 36 00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:58.760 H And Sarah Michelle Geller is actually going to be 37 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:03.879 in it as buffet. Okay, but she's going to be 38 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:08.919 like the mentor rather than the Slayer. So, but she's 39 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:13.240 not dead. Was she dead in the end program? 40 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:16.360 So with the Slayer, the thing of the Slayers is 41 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:19.759 that when a Slayer dies, a new one is chosen, right, 42 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:22.240 and at the very end one she activated all of 43 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:25.680 them because she technically died, right, so she activated them 44 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:27.919 all so that they could kill the first, so there's 45 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:28.919 normal vampires. 46 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:32.879 I don't know logistics. I just know what's written on here. Okay. 47 00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:38.080 So she has issued a casting call for the reboot 48 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:41.199 for actors to come forward an audition. So earlier in 49 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.479 the year she announced that this was going the rebit 50 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:46.719 was going to happen, and she said, we will only 51 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:48.639 make this show if we know we can do it right. 52 00:02:48.719 --> 00:02:50.759 And I will tell you that we are on the 53 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:54.400 path there. So she's she's kind of co producing it 54 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:56.639 and stuff. So there's been a lot of sort of 55 00:02:56.919 --> 00:03:01.039 awkwardness around Josh Wheeler, who produce certain stuff. So he's 56 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:05.080 not involved in any shape form at all. So she's 57 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.319 the postery. So she's put a postop on social media 58 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:09.560 that says, are you interested in being the new Buffy 59 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:12.520 the Vampire Slayer TV show? If you are located in 60 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:14.759 the US and over the age of eighteen, submit an audition. 61 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:19.560 Twentieth Television, Searchlight Television, and Hulu are conducting an open 62 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:23.560 casting call for various roles. So I'm not it's not 63 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:28.879 Buffy because Buffy the character has already been cast, but 64 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.280 it could be for you know, a vampire in the background, 65 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:40.479 kid in shop that kind of stuff. So they've confirmed 66 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:46.120 that the actress that's going to be playing opposite Michelle 67 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:50.400 Sarah Michelle Galla is going to be Ryan Kira, who 68 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:55.759 is from Star Wars. Oh yes, a pretty young lady. 69 00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:59.439 I haven't seen that film because so I don't know 70 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:04.000 about it what it is. And she's also revealed that 71 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:10.479 several children of her former co stars came into audition 72 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:15.520 for roles in the reboot, and she was like, no, now, 73 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.000 they won't be children, they will be little children. They'll 74 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:21.360 be like teens. So I know somebody who was on 75 00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:23.680 the show who's child auditioned on the show. I know 76 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:27.680 a few people from the show. His children came in. No, 77 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:33.800 she said, no, So that is that is coming soon. 78 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:37.040 It's being filled obviously, got to finalize the cast. It's 79 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:39.240 also been as Alison Hannigan is going back as well. 80 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.079 That's nice. I don't know if it's for a full 81 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:45.639 part or a cameo part, but there's been social media 82 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:50.199 pictures of them together. I don't think there's any news 83 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:58.839 of any other bigger pardon she's sticking flutes. Okay here 84 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:00.800 first twenty years ago. 85 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:04.199 It is your show business, so it could be from 86 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:05.120 you could. 87 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:07.199 See I would imagine very much looking forward to that. 88 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:11.160 I see, I liked the TV show. I didn't enjoy 89 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:14.600 the movie, but the movie was the og. It wasn't 90 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:15.279 very good. 91 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.399 It was Mike. It was camp in a bad way, 92 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:24.279 but it just wasn't good. Oh Mike, what? Oh Mike? 93 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:26.160 Doesn't change the fact it's not good. 94 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:32.240 In your opinion A lot of people. Well, let's hope 95 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:34.720 is good and it's not rubbish. 96 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.319 Dolly still involved in it? 97 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:40.759 Who Dolly? Who's Dolly Parton? Yes? Why would Dolly Parton 98 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:43.600 be involved in because she was in the original? Right? 99 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:45.720 Do you don't know about this? 100 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:48.480 What Dolly Parton? Dolly part did not start in the 101 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:50.399 original film. 102 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.800 Helped produce and direct, Okay, not screen credited, funded. 103 00:05:55.519 --> 00:06:02.519 Okay, do you not know this? Geek? Anyway, let's just 104 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:06.720 move on. Okay, let's move on. So now, I wasn't 105 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:12.480 aware about Robert de Niro having lots of children. It's 106 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:18.879 got about seven Okay, so huh a week. But quite 107 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:23.319 a mature gentleman, isn't He's kind of like eighties. I 108 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:24.839 don't know where I'm going with this, but you know what, 109 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:31.439 so air In de Nero has kind of spoken about 110 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:36.959 how she's transgender, and her dad, Robert de Niro, has 111 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:40.959 kind of gone to all her appointments, all her aftercare, 112 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:45.560 every famous picture of her. There two times us winning 113 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:50.040 actual Robert DeNiro. It's a lovely story because at the 114 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:54.360 moment it's all very negative about transgender people. It's all 115 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:59.079 about just people being horrible and particularly kind of like 116 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:05.920 older people. But you know, he's supporting his daughter. He 117 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:09.240 hasn't got an issue with it in the slightest, which 118 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:12.639 how it should be. They've said that. The first time 119 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:16.920 that they came up was on Instagram. I actually sent 120 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:21.839 a text message to her older sister first and said, hey, 121 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.279 guess what I'm going on estrogen, So if you see 122 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:29.399 me with tits, you know what that is. So her 123 00:07:29.399 --> 00:07:31.879 family were very like a siblings and cousins were very 124 00:07:31.879 --> 00:07:35.959 supportive and with her dad, he said, if you want 125 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:37.800 to live your life as a woman, that's fine, there's 126 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.839 no problem with it. And she said, he's very much 127 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:42.800 a love and let live guy, even after to come 128 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:44.879 with me to appointments and stuff where I was first 129 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:49.319 starting hormones and he was just like, just make sure 130 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:52.120 you look after yourself, watch over your health, go to 131 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:55.040 somebody who knows what they're doing. Don't we tempted to 132 00:07:55.079 --> 00:08:00.000 go and do stuff that you're Yeah so, and he said, 133 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:02.639 I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now 134 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.000 I love and support Aaron as my daughter. I don't 135 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:06.800 know what the big deal is. I love all my children, 136 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:13.600 he said in a statement, which is lovely, because that's 137 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:14.519 what needs to happen. 138 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:16.600 I just need more love and compassionate word. 139 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:19.439 Yeah yeah, And he said, I don't know how I 140 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:21.600 would present myself to the world, or even present myself 141 00:08:21.639 --> 00:08:24.800 to myself, if I didn't have that knowledge in the 142 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.160 back of my mind that I accept my family for 143 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:33.679 who they are are. That's a night that's unusually nice. 144 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:37.200 Yeah it's gone. Something's horrible now, okay, yeah, it's not horrible. 145 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.840 Do you now? So you might not remember these people 146 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:44.360 considerably younger than you, possibly sea freak Dunroy. 147 00:08:44.519 --> 00:08:47.639 I do remember seeing you barely. 148 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:53.759 So. They were these sort of iconic Las Vegas magicians, 149 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:57.279 your King before Tiger King. They were this is them 150 00:08:57.320 --> 00:09:00.879 back in the heyday. They did caught a lot controversy 151 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:04.679 because they use live animals. They kind of bread their 152 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.240 own tigers and stuff bread as in had sex with them, 153 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:12.559 and then that is controversial. They bred them in with 154 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:16.360 other tigers, with other tigers. Yeah, So, as with most 155 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:19.440 things at the moment, there's going to be a film 156 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:23.399 made about that life, and it is rumored that Jude 157 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:29.200 Law will star as Seafreed and Andrew Garfield will portray 158 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:33.159 Roy Horn. Also it I don't think they'll be fit 159 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:36.759 in this though. It's going to be quite It's a 160 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:40.759 limited series called Wild Things, The Seagreeed and Roy Show, 161 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:46.320 Our Story eight episodes story and it's based on the 162 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.919 twenty twenty two podcasts of the same name. So, I 163 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:54.519 mean the thing with they were very famous for a 164 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:58.000 age to that point, well, they never actually ever came 165 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:02.440 out clearly we are dealing with homosexuals here. 166 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:06.600 I don't know, you can't say that for definite LIBERACEI 167 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:10.679 was never officially gay and he was more flamboyant m. 168 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:16.960 They There was the there was the infamous incident on 169 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:20.559 stage where one of the tigers attacked Horn. 170 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:24.840 Slipped his digging. Never came out as gayle all one 171 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:29.279 time accidentally gave a blowjob to a lion. No tigers, 172 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:29.840 And I mean that's. 173 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:32.919 That's as they were. As I mean, they both passed away. 174 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:36.759 Now that is the gentle that's the one who got 175 00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:42.120 attacked with a lion and tigering and it was so traumatic. Game. 176 00:10:44.320 --> 00:10:48.440 It's very traumatic because he had a stroke just a 177 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:54.879 bit because of it. Yeah stroke. Yeah. No, he didn't go, oh, 178 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:59.039 thank you for mourning me. Yeah. And also it kind 179 00:10:59.039 --> 00:11:03.320 of cold about this, like we shouldn't be using animals 180 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:07.639 as entertainment on stage shows. It's likely that the series 181 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:11.480 will dive into the rumors surrounding the men's personal emotions show. 182 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:15.639 And that is the end of this week's show. A 183 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:16.960 news tiger. 184 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:19.279 Asolutely always nice to hear a story about lots of 185 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:19.960 big pussy. 186 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:23.480 Anyway, You're welcome Mike for that hilarious reply back to 187 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:26.279 my story. So right there, because coming up right after 188 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:28.039 this short break, we get up to date with the 189 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:40.080 unusual side of the news in the buzz. Welcome back, 190 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:42.759 and you're watching Chewing the Card. This is a part 191 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:44.440 of the show where've be looking to the fun side 192 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:53.960 of the news as it's Mike with the buzz. It's 193 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:59.480 a very sick burp, just deep, deep, deeper, belchie one, 194 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:03.360 because have you been crisps today. I've just got a 195 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:04.200 smell of beef. 196 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:06.840 Have you ever been concerned about pregnancy. 197 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:14.879 As I can't walk past a spem bank without feeling. 198 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:17.200 Nipping for a quick stack. 199 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:23.720 No, no, no, okay, Well it's will be useful to 200 00:12:23.759 --> 00:12:28.120 you then, because you know, contraception wise, there's there's all 201 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:30.759 the physical devices and there's medical devices. 202 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:38.240 Physical physical like condoms, condominiums. Can the coil the coil? Yeah, 203 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:43.000 the just say no, just say no, it's just dull. 204 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:46.080 But there's also the medical things like the pill and 205 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:52.879 the implant. The implant they get something inside and like 206 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:55.799 taking the pill, but it's physically in you for months 207 00:12:55.799 --> 00:12:57.159 and the end. I don't. 208 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:02.720 This is a new contraception, new birth control, and it's 209 00:13:02.720 --> 00:13:07.519 in the form of a gel specifically for men, a 210 00:13:07.639 --> 00:13:12.440 gel gel, right, so birth control that you're supposed to 211 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:14.879 rub on your back and shoulders, not head and shoulders. 212 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:19.759 That's a shampoo. Not that we by the way, that 213 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.279 used washing girl and it went. 214 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:33.200 Very working by Bloody when they used to have the 215 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:34.600 little bully that used to come on this and go. 216 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:44.440 So it's a reversible and non invasive alternative trasitional contraception 217 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:50.720 like the snip okay, and basically do it daily and 218 00:13:50.759 --> 00:13:53.000 it delivers hormones to reduce sperm production. 219 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:57.120 Well, I'm not sure that's what. It's a long way 220 00:13:57.159 --> 00:14:00.360 from where the sperm is produced there isn't it. Well, 221 00:14:04.039 --> 00:14:06.519 so how does it do it? What does it? 222 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:09.440 How does it stop it? How does it stop it? Basically, 223 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:12.960 if you rub it in, it combines testosterone with pro 224 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:17.960 estrogen to suppress the sperm production. So you rub it 225 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:21.200 in basically increase the whole production. Okay, but which I 226 00:14:21.279 --> 00:14:22.320 reduces your sperm production. 227 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:27.159 So presumably we are talking about heterosexual men here who 228 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:31.039 want to have sex with women and not get them pregnant. 229 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:34.679 It's for people that generate spum okay, who don't want 230 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:35.480 to get someone else. 231 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:38.639 Pregnant okay, and don't want to use a condom or 232 00:14:38.679 --> 00:14:42.039 take the pill. Yes, I don't know how. I mean 233 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:44.720 it probably is, it actually works, but I don't know 234 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:50.240 how committed men are to actually every day rubbing that on. 235 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.120 I mean, if they if they said Rebunnie Johnson, they'll 236 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:54.799 be there, the. 237 00:14:54.759 --> 00:14:58.080 Big no baby's ever born ever again of humanity exactly. 238 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:01.080 That's why they've not done it right. We'll got on 239 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.919 your taint, We'll got on your asshole. No, no, no, kids, 240 00:15:04.679 --> 00:15:08.159 not your pink road. You said that the last time. 241 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:14.879 Obsessed with your asshole? Anyway, moving on? Do you ever 242 00:15:14.879 --> 00:15:15.639 get the shivers? 243 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:19.799 I Nataline Broullier, Only when I'm eating a piece of 244 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:23.320 toast and I see a ghost. Who get the shifvers 245 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:25.000 desertal life? Nice? 246 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:26.679 I didn't want musical reference. 247 00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:33.159 Do I get the shivers? That wholesome? Like? Just get 248 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:34.559 the vinegar shakes every now and again? 249 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:36.279 What the vinegar shakes like? 250 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:41.559 You know, when you've when you've, when you've shut your load, 251 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:47.559 and what happens then you go, don't you? It's like 252 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:52.679 the little after laughter shocks. You know what I'm talking about. 253 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:59.879 Okay, So psychogenic shivers are involuntary responses triggered by emotional stimulis, 254 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:02.919 which is music, are profound thoughts SMR. 255 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:07.840 It's about a SMR. It's not about but that is 256 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.639 included in a SMR. What you've just said there? What 257 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:14.519 was that just said? Something about electrical pulses? 258 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:19.200 Okay, you don't listen to you no where it fell from? 259 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:25.919 When your mouth is moving in my head, it's like, yeah, 260 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:27.519 the theme tunes I love boat. 261 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:33.679 Starring me starring And it's not even like the Golden 262 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:36.000 Girls Afraid. 263 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:41.320 Guest starring Robertson. 264 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:48.279 Hi depressed depressing thought. Golden Girls Blanch was forty one 265 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:48.519 in that. 266 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:51.039 I know they were considerable, but then that was the eighties, 267 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:56.360 wasn't it. Everyone lot older than they were and they 268 00:16:56.440 --> 00:16:59.279 died right anyway. 269 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:04.400 So brother, the reason that we do it is the 270 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:07.240 whole walking over your grave kind of thing. It's that 271 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:10.480 whole your body is reacting to something emotional mm hmm, 272 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:17.920 might or stimulus fingers, So that whole body shaking thing, right, 273 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:22.000 it's just your body reacting to a psychological trauma. 274 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:24.519 Not actually somebody walking over your grave in the future, 275 00:17:25.680 --> 00:17:27.119 which is spoiled. 276 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:29.599 My ideas of getting very at sea. Oh way to 277 00:17:29.599 --> 00:17:30.400 people walk up a bit? 278 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:33.400 Did you just like burp up a bit of water? Oh, 279 00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:38.279 somebody's sailed over my grave, my watery grave. 280 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:46.720 But if you're having a watery, watery grave, why don't 281 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:49.759 share that with us at the TV? On social media 282 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:51.920 and therapy and numbers are all about the screen now. 283 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:54.839 But that really is nice to our story of the week. 284 00:17:55.599 --> 00:18:01.880 Ah, you're sorry, No, no, I just really remb myself 285 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:03.599 leaft today. I'm really happy. 286 00:18:05.920 --> 00:18:13.000 The medications kicked in when you're having intimate time, yes 287 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:17.039 with your partner. Yes, and the dog comes and cleans 288 00:18:17.079 --> 00:18:18.079 up afterwards. 289 00:18:23.079 --> 00:18:23.640 With the story. 290 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:30.039 Please, my first day doesn't count. How long do you last? 291 00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:33.599 What did I had somebody make an offensive remark my 292 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:34.480 ear when you said what was? 293 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:35.279 How long do you last? 294 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:36.359 How do I long? Do my last? 295 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:37.119 What? 296 00:18:38.319 --> 00:18:38.559 When? 297 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:44.640 When you're in for granted? Oh? 298 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:48.680 How long does it takes to heat up her hot 299 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:50.480 pocket in the microwife? 300 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:54.400 Depends on how powerful your microwave is, but about ninety seconds? Yeah, 301 00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:56.960 half of that four player as well? 302 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:59.039 I know. Yeah. 303 00:18:59.079 --> 00:19:02.720 Well, A recent survey has come out analyzing the average 304 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:08.480 duration across the country, okay, of quital interaction quital what 305 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:09.839 do you think the UK averages? 306 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.839 Well, the average length of a sex session? Are we 307 00:19:13.839 --> 00:19:15.559 talking about straight here? We're talking about gave you a 308 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:19.920 We're talking doesn't it? Just so? Is it penetrate sex? Yes, 309 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:29.839 I'm going to say day and a half, possibly. 310 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:30.440 The day and a half. 311 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:36.680 Oh, and I'm getting confused with those those animals, which 312 00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:39.880 one is the sex for a long time? I'm going 313 00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:45.839 to go with about a minute and a half, two minutes, 314 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:47.680 possibly if the feeling's sexy. 315 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:48.599 Two minutes. 316 00:19:48.920 --> 00:19:50.200 Yeah, about two minutes. Okay. 317 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:53.720 The average UK duration is nineteen minutes per session. 318 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:57.240 Oh okay. Did they do other things in that apart 319 00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:00.160 from the old penetration? No? 320 00:20:01.799 --> 00:20:04.000 I think they stop and have a cup of tea? 321 00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:08.680 No are they? Are they counting that entire thing? Like hello, lady, 322 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:23.640 I assuldn't say, lady, I'd like to put my penis. 323 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:22.359 So I've been to Paradise, lady, you lady? Perhaps straight 324 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:24.839 people do sing that spread eagle on my bed? 325 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:28.880 Is it all of that? Is it the like this 326 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:34.200 poor play or just depending it's that the school boy? 327 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:39.319 It's just okay, nineteen minutes. I don't believe that. 328 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:44.599 How do you do it? Thirty seconds? 329 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:48.799 I don't think any. I think I don't know. I 330 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:50.839 don't think they do for nineteen minutes? 331 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:57.640 Yeah, okay, So cities like Bristol and Edinburgh right have 332 00:20:57.680 --> 00:21:03.480 reported the longest average session, with places like London and Birmingham. 333 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:07.799 Sure is there a reason for that? Is it pollution? 334 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:14.720 They're just busy, busy people busy around. They can't stand 335 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:16.240 unless later wait for it to get to the bottom. 336 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:18.000 They've got to run down it because the trains that 337 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:19.240 are every three minutes. 338 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:24.640 You see for nineteen minutes. That's planned. That's planned sex. 339 00:21:24.880 --> 00:21:30.200 That's like, don't forget we're having sex tonight. Oh, that's 340 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:33.720 not impromptu sex. That's yeah, I didn't tell you. It's 341 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:36.400 not impromptu sex. That's not like a quick shot. That's like, oh, 342 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:39.559 we're driving along in the car. It's a lovely sunny day. 343 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:43.319 All pull over, get your cock out. Sorry, I'm just 344 00:21:43.400 --> 00:21:50.319 having a fantasy. Whoa, Yeah, nineteen minutes. 345 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:53.880 That's all from the buzz this week. 346 00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:59.440 Thank you, Mike. I'm gonna give a whole fifteen minutes 347 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:06.640 this evening, but I'm talking about five two thirty seconds. 348 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:12.400 Yeah, you are welcomely, but don't go anywhere as can 349 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:14.039 we After this short break, we have a game for 350 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:14.599 you to play. 351 00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:27.559 Along with Welcome back to Chewing the Cord with me 352 00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:31.119 Lee Robertson and Mike, Benny and Roe. Now, this part 353 00:22:31.119 --> 00:22:33.039 of the shower is where we play a game, and 354 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:35.960 this one is for the person who wants confused asking 355 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:40.359 for a small gravy with asking for a baby. It's Mike. 356 00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:44.720 It's a roll of eyes for then asking for a 357 00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:51.359 baby little boy comes on then to usher that joke 358 00:22:51.400 --> 00:23:03.960 out day of the week, so on this week's game, 359 00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:07.200 Mike is I'm going to give Mike a scenario, and 360 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:10.519 he is going to do an impression of a celebrity 361 00:23:10.599 --> 00:23:15.759 or well known person doing that scenario. You ready, Mike, 362 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:20.200 so we're playing who is that? Then? My first scenario 363 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:29.480 for you is a celebrity in an an summer shop. Okay, 364 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:31.240 other sex shops are available. 365 00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:37.119 Okay, I don't like it. That's why I buzzed it. 366 00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:40.279 I just told that you're very good my pants around 367 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:40.920 my nipples. 368 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:46.319 I know who this is, but that was a very 369 00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:50.799 poor interpretation of the of the situation, was it. 370 00:23:50.880 --> 00:23:52.480 If you get it right, surely that means it was 371 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:53.079 a good. 372 00:23:54.359 --> 00:23:58.279 Kick on. I can't fit that inside me. I'm going 373 00:23:58.319 --> 00:24:02.160 to need something smaller and I'm not. I'm going to 374 00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:08.400 say Simon Callow, No, Simon Powell, not Simon Cowl, Simon Kwow. 375 00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:12.240 Oh hello Simon Cowl. 376 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:18.519 He Simon Cowl. Yes, yes, okay, it's interesting. 377 00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.240 This is going to be. The next scenario is a 378 00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:26.519 celebrity going into their local hair salon and asking for 379 00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:28.839 a perm. 380 00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:34.160 Okay, help me, hairdresser. You're my only hope. I need 381 00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:36.920 the buns on side of my head made curly frizzy fries. 382 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:39.680 You see, you're not actually doing an impression. You're just 383 00:24:39.680 --> 00:24:40.880 saying words that they say. 384 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:42.599 I am doing a breathy voice. 385 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:44.279 That is Princess Leia. 386 00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:45.599 It was Princess Leia. 387 00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:55.799 The next celebrity scenario I am giving you is a 388 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:59.519 celebrity eating in a branch of a well known fast 389 00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:05.200 food emporium but finding a pube in their burger. 390 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:10.200 Okay, oh my god, I found I found approval of owner. 391 00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:15.359 No no, no, no, no, no, you no celebrity, don't count. 392 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.400 Oh my god, I found it. Oh my god, I 393 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:20.640 found a cuban that burger. No no, no, no, no no no. 394 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:24.319 Uh is that is that a celebrity? 395 00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:26.559 Huh? I would if Haley would relate to eat the 396 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:32.960 pubies too. No, No, I thought a massive penis Lee 397 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:34.400 thinks I'm just in timber Lee. 398 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:39.920 Oh I was gonna say, Michael Jackson. 399 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:43.920 Did he have a massive Peenis I ate those cubes? 400 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:49.680 Justin Bieber? 401 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:55.319