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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike ben Roe and

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<v Speaker 1>Lee Robertson. And it wasn't until halfway through unpacking my

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<v Speaker 1>mental trauma that the RAC is not that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>breakdown service. Hello, Hello, Hi, and good welcome. You're watching

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<v Speaker 1>Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look at the world

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<v Speaker 1>through a very rainbow lens. I'm Mike Benny Rowe and

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<v Speaker 1>with me today is the face that has not been

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<v Speaker 1>missed by me or the local consabbinari.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Lee Robertson. I'm actually now known as Ed Winchester.

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<v Speaker 2>Ed Winchester like the cigarettes Like Hi, I'm Ed Winchester. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a choice there. Yeah, I'm bringing you a story

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<v Speaker 2>about a queen of pop or two. Then we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>all arty and crafty queens.

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<v Speaker 1>We even have a game that you can play along

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<v Speaker 2>And you can see the names of people who have

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<v Speaker 2>reached out and touched our souls or go along the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of the screen as Mike gets ready to bring

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<v Speaker 2>us up to date on the things that you may

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<v Speaker 2>have missed from the news. It's almost like an going

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<v Speaker 2>up in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about things that are big unexpectedly.

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<v Speaker 2>Things that are bigger and you're not expecting them to

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<v Speaker 2>be bigger. It depends how much lubrication is involved. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a story there, no, just a general observation. Observation. More

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<v Speaker 2>lube is good, loub There's always room for lube. It's

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<v Speaker 2>always room for sometimes be too much room, but a

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<v Speaker 2>matter of yeah, Kegal exercises, Kegel exercises.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, this is a story about a sixty one

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<v Speaker 1>year old who has decided to make things big just

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<v Speaker 1>because he can. So he's gone around his home and

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<v Speaker 1>made random objects bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah you were thinking penis. I thought he'd

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<v Speaker 2>had a penis thing with it that makes it look

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<v Speaker 2>like a beach ball. Yeah, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that one. So yeah, he's he's put lots

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<v Speaker 1>of things together. So he's got a giant plug that

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<v Speaker 1>was the first one he made, and he went, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I need for the giant plug a giant fuse. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks very happy with himself. What what is he

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for, Steve? He's doing it because he can.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it for a is it for a film? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it for a television? It's for attention? He just does

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<v Speaker 1>it because he can. But he didn't put a plug.

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<v Speaker 1>He went on and did other things too. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>done a big lock, a sharpener, a key, and the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing he made, which was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Take my show. Okay, do do they work? Are they working? Things?

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<v Speaker 2>The key?

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<v Speaker 1>Not so much because the lock's not big enough. No

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<v Speaker 1>matter how much Lubi used that, he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Never going to go in. I mean, I'm somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>enjoys small things. I know you don't like a big

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<v Speaker 2>thing because that makes me feel like a giant. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can see where the appeal of making big

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<v Speaker 2>things from. So you feel like a tiny person. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you could feel like a borrower, couldn't they borrower? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a little borrower. I'm not mad at it, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>mad at it. No, don't care either way. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care enough to kind of go. I'm going to find

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<v Speaker 2>him on social media, follow him, see what else he's made.

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<v Speaker 2>But but well done him, well done him, Well done,

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<v Speaker 2>him order him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, if you're going to have a pastime, making

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<v Speaker 1>things big is a good past time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Indeed, does his wife say, what makes up be small?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>But now after it was a formal electrician, he retired

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<v Speaker 2>I need something to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, after rewiring the house of four or

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<v Speaker 1>five times, she's like, what else can I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's make big things? Okay? So yeah, oh, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you need anything. Jack didn't get in touch with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I would imagine exactly, because it's a random household thing

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<v Speaker 2>that nobody really needs.

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<v Speaker 1>A giant tab, giant hose from the shower, but just

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<v Speaker 1>the hose. Anyway, moving on, Whenever you want to escape

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<v Speaker 1>from an awkward conversation, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I usually just stick my things and then walk off.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually seen you go no bye, I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>for this goodbye. Yeah. Oh, sometimes you just get hold

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<v Speaker 2>of people slips and go. The thing is that's true,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a comic effect. They've seen you. Yeah, no

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<v Speaker 2>more talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well for those people who've got some social skills and

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<v Speaker 1>so I can deal with people. They've come up with

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<v Speaker 1>a phrase that is so bizarre that no one knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to respond to it. Okay, okay, which is, oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go, I've got fish in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't leave. It's very Victoria woodesque, isn't it that it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Very Victoria woodesk gets your walk with situations by.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying excuse me, I must go, I've got fish in

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<v Speaker 2>the car. Too much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just oh sorry, I've got to go, got fish

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<v Speaker 1>in the car. Okay, not that formal excuse me, cads

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<v Speaker 1>hence forth.

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<v Speaker 2>Scrapped into my passenger seat, and I must go forth

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<v Speaker 2>with Well, I mean it's an next because because because

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<v Speaker 2>fish would go off in.

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<v Speaker 1>A car, you don't say whether it's a dead fish

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<v Speaker 1>or a live no, actually, when you're driving.

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<v Speaker 2>But is this millennials that have invented this, We've got

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<v Speaker 2>you've got another one beliing you know or gen z I. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>younger than millennials. Just they just need to watch an

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Dinner Ladies. And that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I meant to say you and I said breasts.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a lady's reference. That's not just me having

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<v Speaker 4>a moment. Yeah, that's there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing is new, nothing is new, just just reinvented. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>try and say that you invented it because she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been telling people widge it for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Although I will try it next week and it happens

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<v Speaker 2>a reaction, I've got yeah hours your weekend. Sorry, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got to go. I've got to fish the girl fish

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<v Speaker 2>in the car. It's very warm today.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've got a fishy some alcoy form a

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<v Speaker 1>warm box, why not share that with us. It's at

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<v Speaker 1>the coud TV on social media, and that brings us

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<v Speaker 1>nicely to our story of the week. Now, chemical waste.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's okay if you put some ketchup on it, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>get it. You can get it down quite easily that way.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never really had a lot of dealings with chemical waste.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, unless you count This show is obvious chemical.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why around the building there's like a whole dead

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<v Speaker 2>zone that all the plants have dyed and stuff. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's urination. Oh okay, to fix that toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, this is a story about well, it's a warning

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<v Speaker 1>more than anything. It's about sharks who are off their

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I like I like an animal that stuff

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<v Speaker 2>its face on cocaine, like smack rabbit, smack rabbit, cracoon,

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<v Speaker 2>cocaine bear, cocaine bear. There's what. There's another one called

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<v Speaker 2>sloth something sloth mcgeddon. Yeah. So, I mean it's all

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<v Speaker 2>fun and I quite enjoy it. It's all full of game.

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<v Speaker 1>It So someone goes, no, this is basically what they

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<v Speaker 1>found is that off the Gulf of Maine people are

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<v Speaker 1>flushing a lot of cocaine away.

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<v Speaker 2>They're flushing it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Police knocking on the Okay, what are you doing there? Nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing right, it's going into the sea. Shots are going, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is it just the sharks. Well, they're the only ones

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<v Speaker 1>with the anger problems. I need to be pretty angry anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I just get abroad with an anger, probably throw at

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<v Speaker 1>the barbecue avenue.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so people say, be very careful of sharks

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<v Speaker 1>are off the face on cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>Because normally sharks are absolutely fine to go up and

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<v Speaker 2>give a hug. Yeah behind the gills. Yeah, Okay, I say,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it because you don't believe what I cocaine,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because yeah, because if it drops into the ocean,

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<v Speaker 2>it'll just disintegrate, wasn't it. It just dissolves.

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<v Speaker 1>It dissolves into the water, which is what they're swimming

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<v Speaker 1>around in and breathe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not like if I get cocaine and like blust

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<v Speaker 1>into the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'll breathe it in, okay, and yeah, okay, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>then be off you tits on cocaine. Yeah. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I did a bump this morning before I came here,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, wear enough, you've changed. Oh, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I like the idea of it. I like the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of cocaine sharks. I think it's I think it's you're

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for the movie. The rule will be there's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be one in about a week and a half

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<v Speaker 2>on on the Sci Fi channel, Cocaine Sharks. Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 2>Heroine Herrings.

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<v Speaker 1>That song about sharks in my head, but cocaine shout.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that could be at the open credits. Yeah, good

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<v Speaker 2>for the sharks, Good for the shuttle not so much.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's all the bus from all from the bus

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<v Speaker 2>this week. Oh thanks, Mike, I wanted you an octopus

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<v Speaker 2>that was an opium. It was amazing. What they did

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<v Speaker 2>with the tentacles was as well. Wasn't it. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>welcome stay right there.

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<v Speaker 1>As coming up after this short break, Lee will bring

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<v Speaker 1>us the show business.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to cheering.

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<v Speaker 1>They could and now it's time we have a look

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<v Speaker 1>into the wonderful world of celebrity showbiz.

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<v Speaker 2>Weirdley, it's been a while since we've done show it.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, let's let's go modern, let's let's freshen So

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna talk about Sharon Brittany Speers saying, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just just felt comfortable. A pair of slippers shared,

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<v Speaker 2>an old pair of Share slippers made out of her skin. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about this. Share has announced her two part

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<v Speaker 2>memoir is one She's got enough stuff to do two.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Share the Memoir Part one title very and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's going to be Shared the Memoir Part two.

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<v Speaker 2>So is she is the Yeah, the revenge here is

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<v Speaker 2>is the cover of part one, and we're going with

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<v Speaker 2>a very old photo there. Well to be fair, if

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<v Speaker 2>it's part one, then it'll be young. She might not.

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<v Speaker 1>She might go rogue and go the last half of

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<v Speaker 1>my life first she could have.

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<v Speaker 2>So the publisher has said a life two immense for

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<v Speaker 2>only one book, and promises to reveal shares true story

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<v Speaker 2>in intimate detail, intimate from a dyslexic child with big dreams,

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<v Speaker 2>from a dyslexic child with big dreams to a trail

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<v Speaker 2>blazing impression you've ever done It wasn't a share impression, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Sos with her trademark honesty and humor to share the

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<v Speaker 2>memoir traces how this diamond in the rough succeeded with

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<v Speaker 2>first part, apparently we'll go into her early life and

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<v Speaker 2>We've got I mean, this is shower over the mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Think she's got a good She's obviously not got Michael

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it's enhanced. I mean, now, I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>She's like as a bolder clip. She goes like, this

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<v Speaker 2>Clip clips of thank you. Seven decades it's her career spans.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, my life seems to be longer than any

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm still going.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh at the end, seventy decades, seven decades, seventy years,

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<v Speaker 2>She's nearly eighteen. In the first picture is when she

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So six six she's done six decades, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>sixty years okay. But she started when she was twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, she was talking about before she was twenty

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<v Speaker 2>oh childhood, Oh right, okay. And to accompany this, we've

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward to that next bit of Showby's news. Slightly

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<v Speaker 2>in Me, which is not is a weird title. Brittany

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<v Speaker 1>So she has moments where she's not very well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and if you've ever watched any of her clips

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby Brown from Stranger Things has been touted. The book

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<v Speaker 2>has sold over two point five million copies in the

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<v Speaker 2>Justin Timberlake's probably thinking God please, because he doesn't come

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<v Speaker 2>And there's hilarious because Justin Timberlake apparently thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>is a clip where Michelle reads out that a story

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<v Speaker 2>coming out at some point and we'll look forward to.

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<v Speaker 1>That because it's quite quite recently been announced, hasn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>So lots of time yet?

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<v Speaker 2>What about if? What about? Yeah? What about that? I

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<v Speaker 2>film as Brittany as well. I wonder if Derek Barry

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<v Speaker 2>You're older than herd, so are you? Yeah? Cegi anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a bit of show bus news. You know I

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<v Speaker 2>love a waxwork. You do love a wax work.

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<v Speaker 1>During your little time away, right, there's been a little

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<v Speaker 1>a lacking of waxwork news. Oh that is so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to bring some to you now, joyful

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<v Speaker 2>and I particularly enjoy a crap wax work. Yes, now,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like the good ones. Dear, No that I sold

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<v Speaker 2>about it looks like the real person. Give me one

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like they're half melted, and I'm there. This

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<v Speaker 2>is about a waxwork that was recently made of Shnade O'Connor. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>Shade O'Connor passed away a couple of years ago, very sadly,

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<v Speaker 2>but a wax museum in Dublin is having to withdraw

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<v Speaker 2>the Shneade O'Connor waxwork amid criticism from family members and

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<v Speaker 2>the public saying that it looked nothing like her. Many

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<v Speaker 2>reacted with shock. So that is that is the wax work.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to be fair, it's not. It's not the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody said, what was that a waxwork of i'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Goad o connor the hairstyle, I mean to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>In some other photographs, it looks like a mannequin from

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<v Speaker 2>from CNA. That wig has followed. Yeahpained to the audience,

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<v Speaker 2>what is that? That's That's the last time that model

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<v Speaker 2>mannequins were news like that, wasn't it. So the museum's

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<v Speaker 2>team met and decided to remove the waxwork because they

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<v Speaker 2>said that they can do better and they're gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>a more accurate representation, going to give it another try.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't it does a good pair to her. It only

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<v Speaker 2>took seven hours and fifteen days to make it. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's why it looks so bad. Her brother, John O'Connor

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<v Speaker 2>said he was shot when he first saw it online. Connor,

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<v Speaker 2>John O'Connor, it doesn't look like her at all. When

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<v Speaker 2>been very fond of looking well, and she certainly did.

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<v Speaker 2>And if she was supposed to be a representation of

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<v Speaker 2>her in her early twenties, why didn't you just do

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<v Speaker 2>that nothing compares to you, which I think that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Some posts.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, in their defense, the owner of the wax workers

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<v Speaker 2>said that he was a long term friend of Snead O'Connor, apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>and he thinks that she would have really enjoyed it. However,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that they've had that's done all their waxworks,

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<v Speaker 2>as as finessed as he used to be. Pay So

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<v Speaker 2>we will. So we had to take the decision to

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<v Speaker 2>cancel the statue, and we will go again and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>remodel what cancel cancel it. I don't know whether that

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to take it off. Just put in a

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<v Speaker 2>big pan, melt it down again, the mole take it

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<v Speaker 2>so it withdraws off social media, en fills for public life,

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<v Speaker 2>so we can own and I'm sure that I will

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<v Speaker 2>cover it again in the future when it has been revealed.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is the end of this week's show.

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<v Speaker 1>Bus news well absolutely always nice to know that Sneado

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<v Speaker 1>kind of still making news all these years after her death.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't go anywhere, it's coming up. We have a game

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<v Speaker 2>for you to play along with in our game of

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome by to chewing the cud with me, Mike Bainrow

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<v Speaker 1>and this one Lee Robertson. Now it's the part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we play a little game. But before

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<v Speaker 1>I release you this weekend it was bright and pride

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<v Speaker 1>and we shimmied along to have a little gander.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's have a look.

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<v Speaker 3>Let it know what time it is. Time it is

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<v Speaker 3>all right right down you're running and loot the children

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<v Speaker 3>of my term happy from the lady a ride, Come.

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<v Speaker 2>No farther and.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn the pitcher and leave it. Maybe the birth did

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<v Speaker 3>mean but that need to recognize the dad. See you

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<v Speaker 3>changed that today of the times down the glass to

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<v Speaker 3>the sound of.

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<v Speaker 1>The Radio, how to let.

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<v Speaker 3>The baside chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Two two three time.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a kid on your show.

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<v Speaker 2>This moment of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to see like you let me go.

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<v Speaker 2>Lots of people are having lots of fun. That's lovely,

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<v Speaker 2>which is always good. M Well, I've never been to

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<v Speaker 2>Brighton Pride and you've never sent us, so that's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot bit selfish. So that was fun to go to.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun. But now it's time for our game.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is for the man who has more glasses

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<v Speaker 1>than a Timmy malletin personator.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, softee pop. I don't appreciate that reference. Nobody

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<v Speaker 2>super which is what somebody else said. That's what I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to go for, but now they're dead Supers

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<v Speaker 2>that dead day of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>So now we're going to play a game of myth

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<v Speaker 1>or no myth. And this is where Lee's got a

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<v Speaker 1>try and work out whether he's telling me a big,

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<v Speaker 1>dirty lie or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready, Lee?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I am, so the choice of letters you've got yeah

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<v Speaker 2>to her or to her less. I would like to

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<v Speaker 2>go for a second teeth please okay? Oh Microzamia trees

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia can live for up to fifteen thousand years.

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<v Speaker 2>They can. Indeed, yes they can. It is the truth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it is true. Yeah, okay, So still on nature. I've

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<v Speaker 2>not picked a letter. There's two and there's two. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>Keep going on with your gear, abandon. I will go

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<v Speaker 1>for an M for Mike comptes.

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<v Speaker 2>Here. It is so this is about the world myths

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<v Speaker 2>or facts about the world myth myth. The UK is

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<v Speaker 2>the only country in the world that isn't required to

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<v Speaker 2>put its name on postage stamps. It's true. It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It is true. I'm clever me. Yeah, apparently have you

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<v Speaker 2>read these before? No? No, okay, so you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>the second one? Off this on e No, No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>I will do the second one. Then there's two things

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<v Speaker 2>on the second one. Second one is the UK has

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<v Speaker 2>produced more the UK has produced more recipients of Nobel

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<v Speaker 2>Prizes than any other country. That's false, it is It

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<v Speaker 2>is a myth. Yeah, Can I get to pick something

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<v Speaker 2>now or you're going to just keep going on with that?

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<v Speaker 2>What one? Go go ahead? There's only tupa card. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I will go for a H. What H A p H.

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<v Speaker 2>So in front of you are the two words spelled

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<v Speaker 2>out myth and truth.

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<v Speaker 1>M hm.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is this is about health heroin. So cutting

425
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<v Speaker 2>your hair will help it grow back faster and thicker.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's not true, it is. It is in fact

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<v Speaker 2>a myth. I knew that for a fact. But if

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<v Speaker 2>you show your pans off, they come back. Alcohol helps

429
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<v Speaker 2>you sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is tricky because it does actually make you

431
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<v Speaker 1>go to sleep quicker, but it's not good restless sleep,

432
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<v Speaker 1>so you don't go into the deep ram sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's true and false. Well it says myth here,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, there we go. So you've had a meme,

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<v Speaker 2>you've had a H and you've had what would you

436
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<v Speaker 2>like to go on? Now? Are you please? I would

437
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<v Speaker 2>let you? Are you? This is celebrity okay, Hitler's it

438
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<v Speaker 2>is modern. Hitler's favorite gotten staff was Charlie Chaplin. If

439
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<v Speaker 2>you're right? Questions? Lee? Did you write this? If we

440
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<v Speaker 2>have it a nap? He closed off love? Did you

441
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<v Speaker 2>write these? Questions? No? Okay? Just because it's of era

442
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<v Speaker 2>appropriate steps.

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<v Speaker 1>She remembers dancing away to steps of the old folks,

444
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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say true, it was true. It were

445
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<v Speaker 1>also like Blackpool, he did he didn't want to bomb Blackpool.

446
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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a great one to save it.

447
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So the second one, the depiction of tinker Bell in

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<v Speaker 2>what Disney's nineteen fifty three version of Peter Pan was

450
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<v Speaker 2>based on the measurements of Marilyn Monroe. She wasn't that small.

451
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<v Speaker 2>I think it was this week no use your use

452
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<v Speaker 2>your common sense, Mike forgot saying it's obviously that it's

453
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<v Speaker 2>a cartoon, isn't it, and it's a fairy, but they

454
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<v Speaker 2>they modeled it.

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<v Speaker 1>On usual carbon sense like it was a cartoon fairy.

456
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say true, because it's bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a myth. Okay, because tinker Bell was didn't have

458
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<v Speaker 2>big chest. He tried not to say boobs, and yeah

459
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.799
<v Speaker 2>I was. I didn't have those womanly curves that Marilyn

460
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<v Speaker 2>Monroe had. Marion Road didn't have massive breasts though. People

461
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<v Speaker 2>it's one of those.

462
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Ding Bobby effects what's it called Mandela effect where they

463
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<v Speaker 1>think she had a massive rack and she didn't. Having

464
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<v Speaker 1>the question of didn't Nelson Mandela have a massive rac

465
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<v Speaker 1>from the Garyan, Yes, yes, he did known for his bajungers.

466
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<v Speaker 2>He was.

467
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<v Speaker 1>That's the Mandela effect. Massive tits Wow talking to massive.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Let's go for you are another you? Is that what

469
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<v Speaker 2>you said? This is about the this is about the world.

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<v Speaker 2>According to English myth, conscious Pilot was built there with

471
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<v Speaker 2>too many peas. Then, according to English myth, conscious Pilot

472
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<v Speaker 2>was born in Perthshire or Perthshire. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

473
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<v Speaker 2>Jackie yeah. According to English myth, the Holy Grail was

474
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<v Speaker 2>brought to Britain by Judas Iscariot, Judas Charmers, by Judith Chalmers.

475
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<v Speaker 2>She put it in a hand luggage after she'd been

476
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<v Speaker 2>to to Ainos Oinos that Lamandine. I think that's false.

477
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<v Speaker 2>It is indeed a myth. But who Judas Childs was

478
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<v Speaker 2>not involved in the Holy Grail at all. But she

479
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<v Speaker 2>did get thrush in inst a reef. It's very heart

480
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<v Speaker 2>is that.

481
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<v Speaker 4>Something you know? You just made up?

482
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<v Speaker 2>Just made it up, so it's a lie. So just

483
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<v Speaker 2>because she did, in fact, just what the Judith Charmers

484
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<v Speaker 2>with my name, that's what happened. You got throst terrible

485
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<v Speaker 2>lead us, I've got thrushing terriblenos. How did you get

486
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<v Speaker 2>thrust thrushing terrible lead us. Mom wouldn't let me technic

487
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<v Speaker 2>will and means coming drunk south overheated got a yeast infection?

488
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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen that woman on social media who makes

489
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<v Speaker 1>food out of a YaST infection? She did what out

490
00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>of a yeast infection? He makes breads out of a

491
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>yeast infection? So she used it to ferment.

492
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<v Speaker 2>Bread and stuff and back five because last time she.

493
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<v Speaker 1>Did it, I think it was she made and shaded

494
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<v Speaker 1>up with all thrush a stick around because coming after

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<v Speaker 1>this short break, Lee brings us some more creative side

496
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<v Speaker 1>of his mind.

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<v Speaker 2>As we go into Crafty Queen's.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome Back, you are still watching Mike and Lee and

499
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<v Speaker 1>chewing the cud. This time we do something that Lee

500
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:38.559
<v Speaker 1>referred to as the dog's ball at well, it's Crafty

501
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Queens with Lee.

502
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Got two things fair s. Yeah, when I was away

503
00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:57.640
<v Speaker 2>having a break, yeah, break promised that this would be

504
00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.319
<v Speaker 2>that I would never have to do this every game.

505
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And secondly, who's been wearing this tabard when I've not

506
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:04.400
<v Speaker 2>been here?

507
00:33:04.839 --> 00:33:08.839
<v Speaker 1>I have because it stinks it's stick will be thankful

508
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<v Speaker 1>I gave it a rinse throat was covered in all sorts.

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<v Speaker 1>AnyWho Mike do you like food.

510
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<v Speaker 2>Seeman, there's a persistent state. Yes, I do like food.

511
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<v Speaker 2>I like to put things in Menmo, do you also

512
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<v Speaker 2>like mermaids?

513
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<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of a mermaid. However, practically it

514
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. How would you feel about combining the two?

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<v Speaker 1>What an impractice food and mermaids? I'm going to say

516
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<v Speaker 1>yes because I have to.

517
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that's what we're going to do today. It

518
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>is the latest trend. I want to say latest. It's

519
00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>probably been on TikTok for about six years and trend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>one person's we're gon we're going to make We're going

521
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<v Speaker 2>to make the little Mermaid out of a hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize I should have killed the se Yeah is

523
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<v Speaker 2>to blame here. Yeah, let's let's make this mermaid out

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<v Speaker 2>of a hot so. I have furbished you with an

525
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<v Speaker 2>array of different accouter months. Yeah, to make this so.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you need to take one of your

527
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.559
<v Speaker 2>hot dog buns. I think we need significantly bigger buns.

528
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:28.960
<v Speaker 2>We know we don't the sausages aren't very big. And

529
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<v Speaker 2>then I want you, I want you to cut your

530
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<v Speaker 2>hot dog bond open diagonally diagonally diagonally down there that's

531
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:46.679
<v Speaker 2>not diagonally. Do you want to go all the way through? No,

532
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:49.400
<v Speaker 2>because we still need to have it needs to be

533
00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:52.159
<v Speaker 2>like like a little resting place. So kind of like

534
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:53.000
<v Speaker 2>just open it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need to go to the tip? Yeah, just

536
00:34:55.039 --> 00:35:00.559
<v Speaker 1>like that, like that, I have opened up ready, ready Eva.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have provided you with with a number of

538
00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:10.079
<v Speaker 2>hot dogs and sages. You choose anyone. Really, I don't

539
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:12.440
<v Speaker 2>think it matters which one you were. I eat them.

540
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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't look like a mermaid at the moment. Momentarily

541
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:25.480
<v Speaker 2>it will. So I I have provided you with a

542
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<v Speaker 2>pair of scissors. It's actually whether you one of whose

543
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:30.800
<v Speaker 2>scissors or whether you want to use your knife. Because

544
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:33.360
<v Speaker 2>what you're going to do is you're going to create

545
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<v Speaker 2>some You're going to create some arms in the hot

546
00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:43.280
<v Speaker 2>dog by kind of slicing. Yeah, kind of like a

547
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:50.280
<v Speaker 2>little bit near the top. It's kind of like to

548
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:53.519
<v Speaker 2>release a little bit of a flap. Okay, can you

549
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>see like that? You want to create a flap out

550
00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:56.039
<v Speaker 2>of the hot dog?

551
00:35:56.199 --> 00:35:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

552
00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:01.440
<v Speaker 2>It is. It mustn't detach, Okay, it must remain on

553
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>there that on just on one side, on both sides,

554
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:09.840
<v Speaker 2>both sides, because it needs two arms like smart arms. Now,

555
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:14.599
<v Speaker 2>if we would we were actually going to cook these,

556
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:21.000
<v Speaker 2>these little arm slits would open up more. Okay, but

557
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:25.400
<v Speaker 2>we're not cooking them, so you know they're just I

558
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:28.679
<v Speaker 2>have arm sleps. You've got arm slits. Now, okay, then

559
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:32.159
<v Speaker 2>you need to set your out, get your knife and

560
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.840
<v Speaker 2>like a little mouth hole okay, in where it would

561
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<v Speaker 2>possibly be a mouth.

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00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've created a little hole at the top where

563
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:44.920
<v Speaker 1>there would be a mouth.

564
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:52.159
<v Speaker 2>You might need to carve it out. What have you

565
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:54.960
<v Speaker 2>done to your heart? It stepped off? Well, that's no

566
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:59.159
<v Speaker 2>good use at burnoose. You asked me to carve bits

567
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.320
<v Speaker 2>out of it. It wasn't structurally very sound as a

568
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:05.679
<v Speaker 2>piece of tubular meat. You've got to be gentle. That

569
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<v Speaker 2>was gentle. I'm gonna let me just cutting my off it.

570
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<v Speaker 2>I just use a different hot dog. Yeah, just use

571
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:17.760
<v Speaker 2>a different hot dog. I suppo giving you three place

572
00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:21.400
<v Speaker 2>that in in the place that in the hot dog

573
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.119
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of it, so it's like a little bed. Now,

574
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I've provided you with some capers. No, you stet up

575
00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:35.079
<v Speaker 2>in a bit more than that up in the thing,

576
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:39.239
<v Speaker 2>a bit more like that. I can't see. Yes, that's that.

577
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:43.599
<v Speaker 2>That's fine. Yeah, I wondered what that bit of the

578
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>schmutter was. I provided you with some capers, other capers, peppercorns, peppercorns.

579
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<v Speaker 2>You're going to use these as eyes, So you're gonna

580
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:05.360
<v Speaker 2>press them into just above your mental flesh of my meat. Yeah, oh,

581
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.280
<v Speaker 2>you might actually have to make a little hole.

582
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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not going to be able to because I've

583
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:13.679
<v Speaker 1>got a separation of the meat happening, because again it's

584
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<v Speaker 1>not structurally sound, right they are.

585
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:27.599
<v Speaker 2>I've created eyes. Oh that's hideous. Yeah, that's a bit

586
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<v Speaker 2>like Stevie wonder For now the magic's going to happen

587
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:38.840
<v Speaker 2>because we're going to make them into actual mermaids. So

588
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<v Speaker 2>I provided you with some some lettuce, and what you're

589
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:45.800
<v Speaker 2>going to do is you're going to with your scissors

590
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:54.039
<v Speaker 2>fashion some tail fins to go at bottom. So you

591
00:38:54.320 --> 00:39:02.559
<v Speaker 2>just need to chop the leaf. Okay, I've created a

592
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:05.840
<v Speaker 2>tail fin into it like a little and then place

593
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:13.360
<v Speaker 2>it on the bottom of the hot dog to create

594
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:20.599
<v Speaker 2>its tail like that. Well, I mean, if that if

595
00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:23.480
<v Speaker 2>you're happy with that, night, that's fine. Happy is a

596
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:26.159
<v Speaker 2>strong word for what I'm doing Herely, mine looks more

597
00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>like a mermaid's tail of course, and then you're going

598
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:33.519
<v Speaker 2>to fashion a little because obviously this is a female,

599
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:41.400
<v Speaker 2>little mermaid, so it needs a little bra top. So

600
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<v Speaker 2>you're going to cut a little bra out of the

601
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:44.800
<v Speaker 2>bra shape out of yr leaf.

602
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<v Speaker 1>Mine's a male, is a man who need to cover

603
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:52.400
<v Speaker 1>the nips?

604
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, it needs some nipples. Then if it's a man,

605
00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:58.039
<v Speaker 2>you need to you need to mush a couple of

606
00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:03.119
<v Speaker 2>peppercorns and into its chest. It's gonna put a little

607
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<v Speaker 2>bra on. M I might need to just tuck my

608
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<v Speaker 2>tut the edges of my bra in.

609
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<v Speaker 1>So I just want to point out the fact that

610
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<v Speaker 1>my moment is quite sensitive over the position of his

611
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<v Speaker 1>nipples and would like no judgment.

612
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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, where's his tail? Is it still there? Okay,

613
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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna give it some hair, okay, and in this

614
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<v Speaker 2>in this handy dildo dildo then I filled with tomato sauce.

615
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<v Speaker 2>Just unclick the bit at the top now and then

616
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<v Speaker 2>now you've got to be cut out. Gonna test it

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<v Speaker 2>first on a bit of leaf, because I don't know

618
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<v Speaker 2>how fast. What do you do? No, you don't do that.

619
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<v Speaker 2>Just the flicky lid little bit at the bottom to

620
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:06.840
<v Speaker 2>cut the top off. Okay, it comes out quite quickly. Okay,

621
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<v Speaker 2>what am we deal with this? You're gonna make hair

622
00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:15.639
<v Speaker 2>with a tomato sauce, so I'm gonna I'm gonna give

623
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:26.039
<v Speaker 2>it long hair because mine is very air mine. I

624
00:41:26.159 --> 00:41:31.000
<v Speaker 2>have no good air with this. That's just been silly.

625
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:35.159
<v Speaker 2>I've got hair. You're saying I'm being silly. That's not

626
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:45.239
<v Speaker 2>that's not that's not taking it seriously. It's like it's

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<v Speaker 2>been decapitating turkey. So if you're happy with whatever thing

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<v Speaker 2>you've done there, the final bits are to put a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of sand in. So I have got dried onions,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can just sprinkle that at the bar. And

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<v Speaker 2>then if you want to add a little bit of color,

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<v Speaker 2>I've also provided you with some hundreds and thousands. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna sprinkle mine. Well, that looks like he's got

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<v Speaker 2>a dick in its mouth. I'll have to get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of that. We'll have no relation here. Oh okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>you should have an absolutely beautiful little mermaid pot dog. Remember,

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<v Speaker 2>if you can't get any vagine or a bit of pean,

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<v Speaker 2>you can always breathe a crafty.

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<v Speaker 1>Quaen't get any pean or any vagine or anything in between.

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<v Speaker 2>I can say how I want to where's your where's

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<v Speaker 2>your Murman? I don't know. I disappeared. What's that? What's

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<v Speaker 2>that red stuff around your math bank? Very personal? I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like not to draw attention to it. Why can I

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<v Speaker 2>smell like hot dog juice? Let's say you just cushed

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<v Speaker 2>your legs. Did you eat it? Mike? That's almost the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the show for now, but on screen you

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<v Speaker 2>Look out for Chewing the Cud. Thank you for watching,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll see you all soon. Bye. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>put this