Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike ben Roe and
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Speaker 1: mental trauma that the RAC is not that kind of
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Speaker 1: through a very rainbow lens. I'm Mike Benny Rowe and
Speaker 1: with me today is the face that has not been
Speaker 1: missed by me or the local consabbinari.
Speaker 2: It's Lee Robertson. I'm actually now known as Ed Winchester.
Speaker 2: Ed Winchester like the cigarettes Like Hi, I'm Ed Winchester. Okay,
Speaker 2: there's a choice there. Yeah, I'm bringing you a story
Speaker 2: about a queen of pop or two. Then we'll get
Speaker 2: all arty and crafty queens.
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Speaker 2: And you can see the names of people who have
Speaker 2: reached out and touched our souls or go along the
Speaker 2: bottom of the screen as Mike gets ready to bring
Speaker 2: us up to date on the things that you may
Speaker 2: have missed from the news. It's almost like an going
Speaker 2: up in the buzz.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about things that are big unexpectedly.
Speaker 2: Things that are bigger and you're not expecting them to
Speaker 2: be bigger. It depends how much lubrication is involved. There's
Speaker 2: a story there, no, just a general observation. Observation. More
Speaker 2: lube is good, loub There's always room for lube. It's
Speaker 2: always room for sometimes be too much room, but a
Speaker 2: matter of yeah, Kegal exercises, Kegel exercises.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, this is a story about a sixty one
Speaker 1: year old who has decided to make things big just
Speaker 1: because he can. So he's gone around his home and
Speaker 1: made random objects bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah you were thinking penis. I thought he'd
Speaker 2: had a penis thing with it that makes it look
Speaker 2: like a beach ball. Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: It's not that one. So yeah, he's he's put lots
Speaker 1: of things together. So he's got a giant plug that
Speaker 1: was the first one he made, and he went, you
Speaker 1: know what I need for the giant plug a giant fuse. Okay,
Speaker 1: he looks very happy with himself. What what is he
Speaker 1: doing it for, Steve? He's doing it because he can.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it for a is it for a film? Is
Speaker 1: it for a television? It's for attention? He just does
Speaker 1: it because he can. But he didn't put a plug.
Speaker 1: He went on and did other things too. So he's
Speaker 1: done a big lock, a sharpener, a key, and the
Speaker 1: first thing he made, which was a.
Speaker 2: Take my show. Okay, do do they work? Are they working? Things?
Speaker 2: The key?
Speaker 1: Not so much because the lock's not big enough. No
Speaker 1: matter how much Lubi used that, he's not.
Speaker 2: Never going to go in. I mean, I'm somebody who
Speaker 2: enjoys small things. I know you don't like a big
Speaker 2: thing because that makes me feel like a giant. Yes,
Speaker 2: so I can see where the appeal of making big
Speaker 2: things from. So you feel like a tiny person. So yeah,
Speaker 2: you could feel like a borrower, couldn't they borrower? Yeah,
Speaker 2: a little borrower. I'm not mad at it, you're not
Speaker 2: mad at it. No, don't care either way. I don't
Speaker 2: care enough to kind of go. I'm going to find
Speaker 2: him on social media, follow him, see what else he's made.
Speaker 2: But but well done him, well done him, Well done,
Speaker 2: him order him.
Speaker 1: I think, if you're going to have a pastime, making
Speaker 1: things big is a good past time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Indeed, does his wife say, what makes up be small?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But now after it was a formal electrician, he retired
Speaker 1: and went, I feel a bit lost.
Speaker 2: I need something to do.
Speaker 1: And you know, after rewiring the house of four or
Speaker 1: five times, she's like, what else can I do?
Speaker 2: Let's make big things? Okay? So yeah, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 2: if you need anything. Jack didn't get in touch with him.
Speaker 2: I would imagine exactly, because it's a random household thing
Speaker 2: that nobody really needs.
Speaker 1: A giant tab, giant hose from the shower, but just
Speaker 1: the hose. Anyway, moving on, Whenever you want to escape
Speaker 1: from an awkward conversation, what do you do?
Speaker 2: I usually just stick my things and then walk off.
Speaker 2: I've actually seen you go no bye, I don't care
Speaker 2: for this goodbye. Yeah. Oh, sometimes you just get hold
Speaker 2: of people slips and go. The thing is that's true,
Speaker 2: that's not a comic effect. They've seen you. Yeah, no
Speaker 2: more talking.
Speaker 1: Well for those people who've got some social skills and
Speaker 1: so I can deal with people. They've come up with
Speaker 1: a phrase that is so bizarre that no one knows
Speaker 1: how to respond to it. Okay, okay, which is, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I've got to go, I've got fish in the car.
Speaker 2: I don't leave. It's very Victoria woodesque, isn't it that it's.
Speaker 1: Very Victoria woodesk gets your walk with situations by.
Speaker 2: Saying excuse me, I must go, I've got fish in
Speaker 2: the car. Too much.
Speaker 1: It's just oh sorry, I've got to go, got fish
Speaker 1: in the car. Okay, not that formal excuse me, cads
Speaker 1: hence forth.
Speaker 2: Scrapped into my passenger seat, and I must go forth
Speaker 2: with Well, I mean it's an next because because because
Speaker 2: fish would go off in.
Speaker 1: A car, you don't say whether it's a dead fish
Speaker 1: or a live no, actually, when you're driving.
Speaker 2: But is this millennials that have invented this, We've got
Speaker 2: you've got another one beliing you know or gen z I. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: younger than millennials. Just they just need to watch an
Speaker 2: episode of Dinner Ladies. And that's it.
Speaker 4: Really, I meant to say you and I said breasts.
Speaker 4: That is a lady's reference. That's not just me having
Speaker 4: a moment. Yeah, that's there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing is new, nothing is new, just just reinvented. Don't
Speaker 2: try and say that you invented it because she didn't.
Speaker 1: I've been telling people widge it for years.
Speaker 2: Although I will try it next week and it happens
Speaker 2: a reaction, I've got yeah hours your weekend. Sorry, we've
Speaker 2: got to go. I've got to fish the girl fish
Speaker 2: in the car. It's very warm today.
Speaker 1: And if you've got a fishy some alcoy form a
Speaker 1: warm box, why not share that with us. It's at
Speaker 1: the coud TV on social media, and that brings us
Speaker 1: nicely to our story of the week. Now, chemical waste.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay if you put some ketchup on it, okay,
Speaker 2: get it. You can get it down quite easily that way.
Speaker 2: I've never really had a lot of dealings with chemical waste.
Speaker 2: I mean, unless you count This show is obvious chemical.
Speaker 2: That's why around the building there's like a whole dead
Speaker 2: zone that all the plants have dyed and stuff. Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's urination. Oh okay, to fix that toilet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this is a story about well, it's a warning
Speaker 1: more than anything. It's about sharks who are off their
Speaker 1: faces on cocaine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like I like an animal that stuff
Speaker 2: its face on cocaine, like smack rabbit, smack rabbit, cracoon,
Speaker 2: cocaine bear, cocaine bear. There's what. There's another one called
Speaker 2: sloth something sloth mcgeddon. Yeah. So, I mean it's all
Speaker 2: fun and I quite enjoy it. It's all full of game.
Speaker 1: It So someone goes, no, this is basically what they
Speaker 1: found is that off the Gulf of Maine people are
Speaker 1: flushing a lot of cocaine away.
Speaker 2: They're flushing it away.
Speaker 1: Police knocking on the Okay, what are you doing there? Nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing right, it's going into the sea. Shots are going, oh,
Speaker 1: is it just the sharks. Well, they're the only ones
Speaker 1: with the anger problems. I need to be pretty angry anyway.
Speaker 1: I just get abroad with an anger, probably throw at
Speaker 1: the barbecue avenue.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so people say, be very careful of sharks
Speaker 1: are off the face on cocaine.
Speaker 2: Because normally sharks are absolutely fine to go up and
Speaker 2: give a hug. Yeah behind the gills. Yeah, Okay, I say,
Speaker 2: I don't believe it because you don't believe what I cocaine,
Speaker 2: you know, because yeah, because if it drops into the ocean,
Speaker 2: it'll just disintegrate, wasn't it. It just dissolves.
Speaker 1: It dissolves into the water, which is what they're swimming
Speaker 1: around in and breathe.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: They're not like if I get cocaine and like blust
Speaker 1: into the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll breathe it in, okay, and yeah, okay, you'll
Speaker 2: then be off you tits on cocaine. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 2: I did a bump this morning before I came here,
Speaker 2: but you know, wear enough, you've changed. Oh, I mean
Speaker 2: I like the idea of it. I like the idea
Speaker 2: of cocaine sharks. I think it's I think it's you're
Speaker 2: waiting for the movie. The rule will be there's going
Speaker 2: to be one in about a week and a half
Speaker 2: on on the Sci Fi channel, Cocaine Sharks. Oh, no,
Speaker 2: Heroine Herrings.
Speaker 1: That song about sharks in my head, but cocaine shout.
Speaker 2: Oh that could be at the open credits. Yeah, good
Speaker 2: for the sharks, Good for the shuttle not so much.
Speaker 2: But that's all the bus from all from the bus
Speaker 2: this week. Oh thanks, Mike, I wanted you an octopus
Speaker 2: that was an opium. It was amazing. What they did
Speaker 2: with the tentacles was as well. Wasn't it. But you're
Speaker 2: welcome stay right there.
Speaker 1: As coming up after this short break, Lee will bring
Speaker 1: us the show business.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to cheering.
Speaker 1: They could and now it's time we have a look
Speaker 1: into the wonderful world of celebrity showbiz.
Speaker 2: Weirdley, it's been a while since we've done show it.
Speaker 2: I thought, let's let's go modern, let's let's freshen So
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about Sharon Brittany Speers saying, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just just felt comfortable. A pair of slippers shared,
Speaker 2: an old pair of Share slippers made out of her skin. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's talk about this. Share has announced her two part
Speaker 2: memoir is one She's got enough stuff to do two.
Speaker 2: It's called Share the Memoir Part one title very and
Speaker 2: then it's going to be Shared the Memoir Part two.
Speaker 2: So is she is the Yeah, the revenge here is
Speaker 2: is the cover of part one, and we're going with
Speaker 2: a very old photo there. Well to be fair, if
Speaker 2: it's part one, then it'll be young. She might not.
Speaker 1: She might go rogue and go the last half of
Speaker 1: my life first she could have.
Speaker 2: So the publisher has said a life two immense for
Speaker 2: only one book, and promises to reveal shares true story
Speaker 2: in intimate detail, intimate from a dyslexic child with big dreams,
Speaker 2: from a dyslexic child with big dreams to a trail
Speaker 2: blazing impression you've ever done It wasn't a share impression, Okay,
Speaker 2: Sos with her trademark honesty and humor to share the
Speaker 2: memoir traces how this diamond in the rough succeeded with
Speaker 2: no plan and little confidence to become the trail blazing
Speaker 2: superstar the world has come to love. So yeah, the
Speaker 2: first part, apparently we'll go into her early life and
Speaker 2: her relationship with Sonny Bono. I've watched a documentary on
Speaker 2: them recently. It was a little it was a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's a little strange. She's also opened up about the
Speaker 2: challenging of writing her memoir because she is dislike say
Speaker 2: give it. If you've ever seen share as tweets and
Speaker 2: social media posts, it's very clear. But she's kind of
Speaker 2: said she's chickening out and including some uncomfortable truths, but
Speaker 2: she needs to put them in so she is cathartic.
Speaker 2: We've got I mean, this is shower over the mean.
Speaker 2: She's seventy odd now, she is, and I have no
Speaker 2: work done whatsoever. To be fair, it's not as much
Speaker 2: as you think. No, I think it's as much as
Speaker 2: we think. It's just been done. Well, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think she's got a good She's obviously not got Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson's surgeon, no, right, but she's had a lot of work.
Speaker 2: But I think it's enhanced. I mean, now, I've seen
Speaker 2: her in interviews and stuff, and she looks like a
Speaker 2: thunderbird's puppet, and she doesn't seem to have movement of
Speaker 2: her neck.
Speaker 1: She's like as a bolder clip. She goes like, this
Speaker 1: is scared if she moves on bolder.
Speaker 2: Clip clips of thank you. Seven decades it's her career spans.
Speaker 2: She said, my life seems to be longer than any
Speaker 2: other human being ever. I feel like I should have
Speaker 2: be in the Guiness Book of World Records for this.
Speaker 2: And I'm still going.
Speaker 1: Oh at the end, seventy decades, seven decades, seventy years,
Speaker 1: which is seventy years old.
Speaker 2: She's nearly eighteen. In the first picture is when she
Speaker 2: was twenty yeah, two four six oh one two three
Speaker 2: four five six, Well, okay, well she's in a seventieth
Speaker 2: decade now, isn't she.
Speaker 1: Okay, So six six she's done six decades, so that's
Speaker 1: sixty years okay. But she started when she was twenty.
Speaker 2: Well, no, she was talking about before she was twenty
Speaker 2: oh childhood, Oh right, okay. And to accompany this, we've
Speaker 2: got a new Greatest Hits album coming out which has
Speaker 2: new stuff on.
Speaker 1: It can't be greatest hits then, but.
Speaker 2: More stuff from her last greatest hits. So where when
Speaker 2: the last greatest is ended, it's progressing from there. So
Speaker 2: all that shit a off she did and that crack
Speaker 2: Christmas song that's going to go on there, So yes,
Speaker 2: looking forward to that next bit of Showby's news. Slightly
Speaker 2: younger pop diver Britney Spears officially her book, her memoir,
Speaker 2: is going to be turned into a film, so it's
Speaker 2: in the works with John m chu who directed Legally Blonde.
Speaker 2: So that's the cover of her book. There the Woman
Speaker 2: in Me, which is not is a weird title. Brittany
Speaker 2: bless her.
Speaker 1: So she has moments where she's not very well.
Speaker 2: No, and if you've ever watched any of her clips
Speaker 2: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: She's enjoying living her life with knives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, please do not use dildo their knives as
Speaker 2: Dildo's not do it. It's not true. No, shut yourself,
Speaker 2: ride up. She has revealed on her social media that
Speaker 2: she is working with Mark Platt, who's responsible for making
Speaker 2: the Legally Blonde franchise. There's no word down who is
Speaker 2: going to play her in the film. She but Milli
Speaker 2: Bobby Brown from Stranger Things has been touted. The book
Speaker 2: has sold over two point five million copies in the
Speaker 2: United States alone. It's probably come at a time that
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake's probably thinking God please, because he doesn't come
Speaker 2: out well in this book, and particularly as things that
Speaker 2: have happened recently. The thing that people are really looking
Speaker 2: forward is because when the audio book was released, Brittany
Speaker 2: didn't do the audio book. It was Michelle the actress
Speaker 2: Michelle who is Williams. Michelle Williams, Yeah, Shelly actresses I like.
Speaker 2: And there's hilarious because Justin Timberlake apparently thought it was
Speaker 2: a bit of a cool dude. And there is there
Speaker 2: is a clip where Michelle reads out that a story
Speaker 2: where Brittany and Justin genuine the R and B singer,
Speaker 2: and he was like going, oh yeay, fo's foks. She's
Speaker 2: genuine what's up HOMEI in that voice? Wow, choices were
Speaker 2: made and people love that. That's become that's become a
Speaker 2: that's become a Tikertok thing, Tikertok thing. So it's it's
Speaker 2: coming out at some point and we'll look forward to.
Speaker 1: That because it's quite quite recently been announced, hasn't it?
Speaker 1: So lots of time yet?
Speaker 2: What about if? What about? Yeah? What about that? I
Speaker 2: think I could be in the film, would be the
Speaker 2: film as Brittany as well. I wonder if Derek Barry
Speaker 2: is like sending letters off going I can do you.
Speaker 2: You're older than herd, so are you? Yeah? Cegi anyway,
Speaker 2: that's a bit of show bus news. You know I
Speaker 2: love a waxwork. You do love a wax work.
Speaker 1: During your little time away, right, there's been a little
Speaker 1: a lacking of waxwork news. Oh that is so sad.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to bring some to you now, joyful
Speaker 2: and I particularly enjoy a crap wax work. Yes, now,
Speaker 2: you're like the good ones. Dear, No that I sold
Speaker 2: about it looks like the real person. Give me one
Speaker 2: that looks like they're half melted, and I'm there. This
Speaker 2: is about a waxwork that was recently made of Shnade O'Connor. Obviously,
Speaker 2: Shade O'Connor passed away a couple of years ago, very sadly,
Speaker 2: but a wax museum in Dublin is having to withdraw
Speaker 2: the Shneade O'Connor waxwork amid criticism from family members and
Speaker 2: the public saying that it looked nothing like her. Many
Speaker 2: reacted with shock. So that is that is the wax work.
Speaker 2: I mean to be fair, it's not. It's not the worst.
Speaker 2: If somebody said, what was that a waxwork of i'd.
Speaker 1: Goad o connor the hairstyle, I mean to be fair.
Speaker 2: In some other photographs, it looks like a mannequin from
Speaker 2: from CNA. That wig has followed. Yeahpained to the audience,
Speaker 2: what is that? That's That's the last time that model
Speaker 2: mannequins were news like that, wasn't it. So the museum's
Speaker 2: team met and decided to remove the waxwork because they
Speaker 2: said that they can do better and they're gonna do
Speaker 2: a more accurate representation, going to give it another try.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it does a good pair to her. It only
Speaker 2: took seven hours and fifteen days to make it. So
Speaker 2: that's why it looks so bad. Her brother, John O'Connor
Speaker 2: said he was shot when he first saw it online. Connor,
Speaker 2: John O'Connor, it doesn't look like her at all. When
Speaker 2: I saw it online, I thought it's something like between
Speaker 2: a mannequin and something out of Thunderbirds, which to be fair,
Speaker 2: it kind of does fits. I thought she would have
Speaker 2: been very fond of looking well, and she certainly did.
Speaker 2: And if she was supposed to be a representation of
Speaker 2: her in her early twenties, why didn't you just do
Speaker 2: that nothing compares to you, which I think that's.
Speaker 1: Some posts.
Speaker 2: Apparently, in their defense, the owner of the wax workers
Speaker 2: said that he was a long term friend of Snead O'Connor, apparently,
Speaker 2: and he thinks that she would have really enjoyed it. However,
Speaker 2: the guy that they've had that's done all their waxworks,
Speaker 2: it's getting on a little bit and it's perhaps not
Speaker 2: as as finessed as he used to be. Pay So
Speaker 2: we will. So we had to take the decision to
Speaker 2: cancel the statue, and we will go again and we'll
Speaker 2: remodel what cancel cancel it. I don't know whether that
Speaker 2: you're going to take it off. Just put in a
Speaker 2: big pan, melt it down again, the mole take it
Speaker 2: so it withdraws off social media, en fills for public life,
Speaker 2: so we can own and I'm sure that I will
Speaker 2: cover it again in the future when it has been revealed.
Speaker 2: And that is the end of this week's show.
Speaker 1: Bus news well absolutely always nice to know that Sneado
Speaker 1: kind of still making news all these years after her death.
Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere, it's coming up. We have a game
Speaker 2: for you to play along with in our game of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 1: Welcome by to chewing the cud with me, Mike Bainrow
Speaker 1: and this one Lee Robertson. Now it's the part of
Speaker 1: the show where we play a little game. But before
Speaker 1: I release you this weekend it was bright and pride
Speaker 1: and we shimmied along to have a little gander.
Speaker 2: Let's have a look.
Speaker 3: Let it know what time it is. Time it is
Speaker 3: all right right down you're running and loot the children
Speaker 3: of my term happy from the lady a ride, Come.
Speaker 2: No farther and.
Speaker 3: Turn the pitcher and leave it. Maybe the birth did
Speaker 3: mean but that need to recognize the dad. See you
Speaker 3: changed that today of the times down the glass to
Speaker 3: the sound of.
Speaker 1: The Radio, how to let.
Speaker 3: The baside chance.
Speaker 2: Two two three time.
Speaker 3: I was a kid on your show.
Speaker 2: This moment of my life.
Speaker 4: I want to see like you let me go.
Speaker 2: Lots of people are having lots of fun. That's lovely,
Speaker 2: which is always good. M Well, I've never been to
Speaker 2: Brighton Pride and you've never sent us, so that's a
Speaker 2: lot bit selfish. So that was fun to go to.
Speaker 2: That's fun. But now it's time for our game.
Speaker 1: And this is for the man who has more glasses
Speaker 1: than a Timmy malletin personator.
Speaker 2: It's like, softee pop. I don't appreciate that reference. Nobody
Speaker 2: super which is what somebody else said. That's what I
Speaker 2: was going to go for, but now they're dead Supers
Speaker 2: that dead day of the week.
Speaker 1: So now we're going to play a game of myth
Speaker 1: or no myth. And this is where Lee's got a
Speaker 1: load of cards. I get to speak a letter and
Speaker 1: try and work out whether he's telling me a big,
Speaker 1: dirty lie or not.
Speaker 2: Are you ready, Lee?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am, so the choice of letters you've got yeah
Speaker 2: to her or to her less. I would like to
Speaker 2: go for a second teeth please okay? Oh Microzamia trees
Speaker 2: in Australia can live for up to fifteen thousand years.
Speaker 2: They can. Indeed, yes they can. It is the truth. Okay,
Speaker 2: it is true. Yeah, okay, So still on nature. I've
Speaker 2: not picked a letter. There's two and there's two. I'd
Speaker 2: start off, get to pick a new letter. Now I've
Speaker 2: done a card.
Speaker 1: Keep going on with your gear, abandon. I will go
Speaker 1: for an M for Mike comptes.
Speaker 2: Here. It is so this is about the world myths
Speaker 2: or facts about the world myth myth. The UK is
Speaker 2: the only country in the world that isn't required to
Speaker 2: put its name on postage stamps. It's true. It's true.
Speaker 2: It is true. I'm clever me. Yeah, apparently have you
Speaker 2: read these before? No? No, okay, so you don't want
Speaker 2: the second one? Off this on e No, No, it's
Speaker 2: I will do the second one. Then there's two things
Speaker 2: on the second one. Second one is the UK has
Speaker 2: produced more the UK has produced more recipients of Nobel
Speaker 2: Prizes than any other country. That's false, it is It
Speaker 2: is a myth. Yeah, Can I get to pick something
Speaker 2: now or you're going to just keep going on with that?
Speaker 2: What one? Go go ahead? There's only tupa card. Okay,
Speaker 2: I will go for a H. What H A p H.
Speaker 2: So in front of you are the two words spelled
Speaker 2: out myth and truth.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: So this is this is about health heroin. So cutting
Speaker 2: your hair will help it grow back faster and thicker.
Speaker 2: And that's not true, it is. It is in fact
Speaker 2: a myth. I knew that for a fact. But if
Speaker 2: you show your pans off, they come back. Alcohol helps
Speaker 2: you sleep.
Speaker 1: Now this is tricky because it does actually make you
Speaker 1: go to sleep quicker, but it's not good restless sleep,
Speaker 1: so you don't go into the deep ram sleep.
Speaker 2: So it's true and false. Well it says myth here,
Speaker 2: so you know, there we go. So you've had a meme,
Speaker 2: you've had a H and you've had what would you
Speaker 2: like to go on? Now? Are you please? I would
Speaker 2: let you? Are you? This is celebrity okay, Hitler's it
Speaker 2: is modern. Hitler's favorite gotten staff was Charlie Chaplin. If
Speaker 2: you're right? Questions? Lee? Did you write this? If we
Speaker 2: have it a nap? He closed off love? Did you
Speaker 2: write these? Questions? No? Okay? Just because it's of era
Speaker 2: appropriate steps.
Speaker 1: She remembers dancing away to steps of the old folks,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say true, it was true. It were
Speaker 1: also like Blackpool, he did he didn't want to bomb Blackpool.
Speaker 2: No, it was a great one to save it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the second one, the depiction of tinker Bell in
Speaker 2: what Disney's nineteen fifty three version of Peter Pan was
Speaker 2: based on the measurements of Marilyn Monroe. She wasn't that small.
Speaker 2: I think it was this week no use your use
Speaker 2: your common sense, Mike forgot saying it's obviously that it's
Speaker 2: a cartoon, isn't it, and it's a fairy, but they
Speaker 2: they modeled it.
Speaker 1: On usual carbon sense like it was a cartoon fairy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say true, because it's bizarre.
Speaker 2: It's a myth. Okay, because tinker Bell was didn't have
Speaker 2: big chest. He tried not to say boobs, and yeah
Speaker 2: I was. I didn't have those womanly curves that Marilyn
Speaker 2: Monroe had. Marion Road didn't have massive breasts though. People
Speaker 2: it's one of those.
Speaker 1: Ding Bobby effects what's it called Mandela effect where they
Speaker 1: think she had a massive rack and she didn't. Having
Speaker 1: the question of didn't Nelson Mandela have a massive rac
Speaker 1: from the Garyan, Yes, yes, he did known for his bajungers.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: That's the Mandela effect. Massive tits Wow talking to massive.
Speaker 2: Let's go for you are another you? Is that what
Speaker 2: you said? This is about the this is about the world.
Speaker 2: According to English myth, conscious Pilot was built there with
Speaker 2: too many peas. Then, according to English myth, conscious Pilot
Speaker 2: was born in Perthshire or Perthshire. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Jackie yeah. According to English myth, the Holy Grail was
Speaker 2: brought to Britain by Judas Iscariot, Judas Charmers, by Judith Chalmers.
Speaker 2: She put it in a hand luggage after she'd been
Speaker 2: to to Ainos Oinos that Lamandine. I think that's false.
Speaker 2: It is indeed a myth. But who Judas Childs was
Speaker 2: not involved in the Holy Grail at all. But she
Speaker 2: did get thrush in inst a reef. It's very heart
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 4: Something you know? You just made up?
Speaker 2: Just made it up, so it's a lie. So just
Speaker 2: because she did, in fact, just what the Judith Charmers
Speaker 2: with my name, that's what happened. You got throst terrible
Speaker 2: lead us, I've got thrushing terriblenos. How did you get
Speaker 2: thrust thrushing terrible lead us. Mom wouldn't let me technic
Speaker 2: will and means coming drunk south overheated got a yeast infection?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that woman on social media who makes
Speaker 1: food out of a YaST infection? She did what out
Speaker 1: of a yeast infection? He makes breads out of a
Speaker 1: yeast infection? So she used it to ferment.
Speaker 2: Bread and stuff and back five because last time she.
Speaker 1: Did it, I think it was she made and shaded
Speaker 1: up with all thrush a stick around because coming after
Speaker 1: this short break, Lee brings us some more creative side
Speaker 1: of his mind.
Speaker 2: As we go into Crafty Queen's.
Speaker 1: Welcome Back, you are still watching Mike and Lee and
Speaker 1: chewing the cud. This time we do something that Lee
Speaker 1: referred to as the dog's ball at well, it's Crafty
Speaker 1: Queens with Lee.
Speaker 2: Got two things fair s. Yeah, when I was away
Speaker 2: having a break, yeah, break promised that this would be
Speaker 2: that I would never have to do this every game.
Speaker 2: And secondly, who's been wearing this tabard when I've not
Speaker 2: been here?
Speaker 1: I have because it stinks it's stick will be thankful
Speaker 1: I gave it a rinse throat was covered in all sorts.
Speaker 1: AnyWho Mike do you like food.
Speaker 2: Seeman, there's a persistent state. Yes, I do like food.
Speaker 2: I like to put things in Menmo, do you also
Speaker 2: like mermaids?
Speaker 1: I like the idea of a mermaid. However, practically it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. How would you feel about combining the two?
Speaker 1: What an impractice food and mermaids? I'm going to say
Speaker 1: yes because I have to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what we're going to do today. It
Speaker 2: is the latest trend. I want to say latest. It's
Speaker 2: probably been on TikTok for about six years and trend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one person's we're gon we're going to make We're going
Speaker 2: to make the little Mermaid out of a hot dog.
Speaker 2: I apologize I should have killed the se Yeah is
Speaker 2: to blame here. Yeah, let's let's make this mermaid out
Speaker 2: of a hot so. I have furbished you with an
Speaker 2: array of different accouter months. Yeah, to make this so.
Speaker 2: First of all, you need to take one of your
Speaker 2: hot dog buns. I think we need significantly bigger buns.
Speaker 2: We know we don't the sausages aren't very big. And
Speaker 2: then I want you, I want you to cut your
Speaker 2: hot dog bond open diagonally diagonally diagonally down there that's
Speaker 2: not diagonally. Do you want to go all the way through? No,
Speaker 2: because we still need to have it needs to be
Speaker 2: like like a little resting place. So kind of like
Speaker 2: just open it up.
Speaker 1: Do I need to go to the tip? Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like that, like that, I have opened up ready, ready Eva.
Speaker 2: Now I have provided you with with a number of
Speaker 2: hot dogs and sages. You choose anyone. Really, I don't
Speaker 2: think it matters which one you were. I eat them.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like a mermaid at the moment. Momentarily
Speaker 2: it will. So I I have provided you with a
Speaker 2: pair of scissors. It's actually whether you one of whose
Speaker 2: scissors or whether you want to use your knife. Because
Speaker 2: what you're going to do is you're going to create
Speaker 2: some You're going to create some arms in the hot
Speaker 2: dog by kind of slicing. Yeah, kind of like a
Speaker 2: little bit near the top. It's kind of like to
Speaker 2: release a little bit of a flap. Okay, can you
Speaker 2: see like that? You want to create a flap out
Speaker 2: of the hot dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is. It mustn't detach, Okay, it must remain on
Speaker 2: there that on just on one side, on both sides,
Speaker 2: both sides, because it needs two arms like smart arms. Now,
Speaker 2: if we would we were actually going to cook these,
Speaker 2: these little arm slits would open up more. Okay, but
Speaker 2: we're not cooking them, so you know they're just I
Speaker 2: have arm sleps. You've got arm slits. Now, okay, then
Speaker 2: you need to set your out, get your knife and
Speaker 2: like a little mouth hole okay, in where it would
Speaker 2: possibly be a mouth.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've created a little hole at the top where
Speaker 1: there would be a mouth.
Speaker 2: You might need to carve it out. What have you
Speaker 2: done to your heart? It stepped off? Well, that's no
Speaker 2: good use at burnoose. You asked me to carve bits
Speaker 2: out of it. It wasn't structurally very sound as a
Speaker 2: piece of tubular meat. You've got to be gentle. That
Speaker 2: was gentle. I'm gonna let me just cutting my off it.
Speaker 2: I just use a different hot dog. Yeah, just use
Speaker 2: a different hot dog. I suppo giving you three place
Speaker 2: that in in the place that in the hot dog
Speaker 2: in the middle of it, so it's like a little bed. Now,
Speaker 2: I've provided you with some capers. No, you stet up
Speaker 2: in a bit more than that up in the thing,
Speaker 2: a bit more like that. I can't see. Yes, that's that.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Yeah, I wondered what that bit of the
Speaker 2: schmutter was. I provided you with some capers, other capers, peppercorns, peppercorns.
Speaker 2: You're going to use these as eyes, So you're gonna
Speaker 2: press them into just above your mental flesh of my meat. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: you might actually have to make a little hole.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going to be able to because I've
Speaker 1: got a separation of the meat happening, because again it's
Speaker 1: not structurally sound, right they are.
Speaker 2: I've created eyes. Oh that's hideous. Yeah, that's a bit
Speaker 2: like Stevie wonder For now the magic's going to happen
Speaker 2: because we're going to make them into actual mermaids. So
Speaker 2: I provided you with some some lettuce, and what you're
Speaker 2: going to do is you're going to with your scissors
Speaker 2: fashion some tail fins to go at bottom. So you
Speaker 2: just need to chop the leaf. Okay, I've created a
Speaker 2: tail fin into it like a little and then place
Speaker 2: it on the bottom of the hot dog to create
Speaker 2: its tail like that. Well, I mean, if that if
Speaker 2: you're happy with that, night, that's fine. Happy is a
Speaker 2: strong word for what I'm doing Herely, mine looks more
Speaker 2: like a mermaid's tail of course, and then you're going
Speaker 2: to fashion a little because obviously this is a female,
Speaker 2: little mermaid, so it needs a little bra top. So
Speaker 2: you're going to cut a little bra out of the
Speaker 2: bra shape out of yr leaf.
Speaker 1: Mine's a male, is a man who need to cover
Speaker 1: the nips?
Speaker 2: Well, it needs some nipples. Then if it's a man,
Speaker 2: you need to you need to mush a couple of
Speaker 2: peppercorns and into its chest. It's gonna put a little
Speaker 2: bra on. M I might need to just tuck my
Speaker 2: tut the edges of my bra in.
Speaker 1: So I just want to point out the fact that
Speaker 1: my moment is quite sensitive over the position of his
Speaker 1: nipples and would like no judgment.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, where's his tail? Is it still there? Okay,
Speaker 2: We're gonna give it some hair, okay, and in this
Speaker 2: in this handy dildo dildo then I filled with tomato sauce.
Speaker 2: Just unclick the bit at the top now and then
Speaker 2: now you've got to be cut out. Gonna test it
Speaker 2: first on a bit of leaf, because I don't know
Speaker 2: how fast. What do you do? No, you don't do that.
Speaker 2: Just the flicky lid little bit at the bottom to
Speaker 2: cut the top off. Okay, it comes out quite quickly. Okay,
Speaker 2: what am we deal with this? You're gonna make hair
Speaker 2: with a tomato sauce, so I'm gonna I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: it long hair because mine is very air mine. I
Speaker 2: have no good air with this. That's just been silly.
Speaker 2: I've got hair. You're saying I'm being silly. That's not
Speaker 2: that's not that's not taking it seriously. It's like it's
Speaker 2: been decapitating turkey. So if you're happy with whatever thing
Speaker 2: you've done there, the final bits are to put a
Speaker 2: bit of sand in. So I have got dried onions,
Speaker 2: so you can just sprinkle that at the bar. And
Speaker 2: then if you want to add a little bit of color,
Speaker 2: I've also provided you with some hundreds and thousands. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna sprinkle mine. Well, that looks like he's got
Speaker 2: a dick in its mouth. I'll have to get rid
Speaker 2: of that. We'll have no relation here. Oh okay, and
Speaker 2: you should have an absolutely beautiful little mermaid pot dog. Remember,
Speaker 2: if you can't get any vagine or a bit of pean,
Speaker 2: you can always breathe a crafty.
Speaker 1: Quaen't get any pean or any vagine or anything in between.
Speaker 2: I can say how I want to where's your where's
Speaker 2: your Murman? I don't know. I disappeared. What's that? What's
Speaker 2: that red stuff around your math bank? Very personal? I'd
Speaker 2: like not to draw attention to it. Why can I
Speaker 2: smell like hot dog juice? Let's say you just cushed
Speaker 2: your legs. Did you eat it? Mike? That's almost the
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