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Drama, comedy, adventure, mystery, melodrama. 30 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:35.560 Ladies and gentlemen. 31 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:46.879 Mister Elliott Lewis, Good, Evening, may I present my wife, 32 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.239 Kathy Good Evening. Tonight is our opening night, and tonight 33 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:52.120 is the first day of the new year. So we're 34 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:53.879 going to do a comedy for you to start our 35 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:54.879 new series. 36 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:57.159 Something like a spray of confetti to go with the season. 37 00:01:57.480 --> 00:01:59.319 A story about a young man and his wife in 38 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:04.079 nineteen fifty nice people, not rich, not poor, happy with 39 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:04.719 each other, you know. 40 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:05.560 Nice. 41 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:09.000 So tonight we present String bow Tie by Morton Fine 42 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:13.159 and David Freakin. My name in the play is Gerson Hapsmith. 43 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.039 And I'm Laurie Hapsmith, and. 44 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:16.680 We're married and we live in New York. 45 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:20.560 The opening scene has to do with Laurie. She's got 46 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:24.159 a seat on the Seventh Avenue subway. It's New Year's Eve, afternoon, 47 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:26.840 and she's on our way home from work. At the moment, 48 00:02:26.879 --> 00:02:29.719 she's upset because the seated man next door is working 49 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:32.960 the crossword puzzle and doesn't know the three letter word 50 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.960 for the web footed diving bird of the Arctic Sea. 51 00:02:36.759 --> 00:02:41.680 Laurie knows awk M sixteen down. 52 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:45.479 It's uk auk now extinct. 53 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:48.639 It's very cold in the Arctic. Here's the paper. 54 00:02:48.680 --> 00:02:53.080 You work it out, yes, thank you. By that's Laurie. 55 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:55.840 Easy to get along with, even on a subway where 56 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:58.280 people are pretty tough to get along with. To make 57 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:00.520 a point out of it, Laurie in a way she knows, 58 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:04.039 makes herself smaller so that very large woman will have 59 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:05.479 ample room on the seat. 60 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:10.280 You crowded, dear No, not at all. Do you have 61 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.360 a pencil? Oh sure, sure, Dearie. 62 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:16.280 Wait, I'll find it somewhere. I got it here some 63 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:17.240 place at my face. 64 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:22.000 Oh here, thank you. I like to wear crossford puzzles 65 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:27.400 on her way home. Oh thanks, they're extinct now, Dearie. Yes, 66 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:32.159 I know swy which one honey across or down upstair 67 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:36.000 on the advertisement where see the one between the termite 68 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:40.439 service and the cheese crack is saw wee? Oh? 69 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:42.080 You mean the picture of the man in a string 70 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:43.080 bow tie sitting at. 71 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:47.400 The piano schezzo a man's cologne to quicken the pulse 72 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:52.800 of women. Oh you know something, why I understand perfectly 73 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:55.439 the emotions of those four women seated at his feet. 74 00:03:55.879 --> 00:03:59.120 Oh look at that man, dearie. 75 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:00.360 Uh huh. 76 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:03.240 Let me know when we get the Times Square. Yesterday 77 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:05.840 I ended up in Bronx Park just staring at him. 78 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:09.680 That fella is a real beauty. Do you really think so? Huh? 79 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:10.240 Just me? 80 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:16.160 We all over town ladies standing around staring, admiring. Oh, no, 81 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:19.240 wonder the way he sits there at the piano, hands 82 00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:22.240 poised over. Who knows what strange melody, the grace of 83 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:25.759 that fellow. The passion is my husband down to his fingertips, 84 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:28.600 smoldering written all over him. 85 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:29.680 He's my husband. 86 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:34.439 Ah honest. What's his name? 87 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:35.040 Gerson? 88 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:39.360 Gerson? Gerson? 89 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:40.839 What Gerson? Halfsmith? 90 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:44.439 Dearie, what let me ask you something? No? 91 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:50.399 So we honey, this is Times Square? 92 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.399 Who needs it? I've got a little shoping to do 93 00:04:53.439 --> 00:05:12.160 in Bronx Park. Gerson, I'm home, Gerson. 94 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:14.040 Oh what are you doing? 95 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:16.399 I was trying to ride a slogan for the agency 96 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:20.720 what account lempkey water biscuit account. It's gonna be tough. 97 00:05:20.759 --> 00:05:26.639 What rhymes with lemp key? Mh give me here, Laurie him. 98 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.439 I want to tell you something lover her. It happened 99 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:32.839 again today on the subway. 100 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:36.120 Did I have a big house mobbed? 101 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:38.519 Then there was a woman who sat next. 102 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:40.319 To me, blonde brunette both. 103 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:45.199 Oh honey, you're the heartbeat of the subway circuits. You 104 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:48.720 know what that woman said about your picture? Zoue. 105 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:50.439 You don't know the half of it. 106 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:51.279 Tell me the half of it. 107 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:54.040 Mister Honeywell at the agency called me in and said 108 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.360 they formed a fan club in Bronx Park. 109 00:05:57.079 --> 00:06:04.319 Do me a favor, Gerson, Sure, kiss me anytime. Oh 110 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:07.000 five million quickening posts in New York. 111 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:09.199 Gerson, you're my man? 112 00:06:09.319 --> 00:06:14.639 Yeah, baby, Baby? You jealous? 113 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:18.199 Why should I be jealous? Just to be missus Hapsmith 114 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:19.279 is all I ever wanted? 115 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:21.720 Crazy the way it happened four years ago and the 116 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:24.519 model didn't show up, Mister Honeywell tapped me for the job, 117 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:25.480 pulled me away. 118 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:28.240 From my typewriter, thrust a string bow tie. 119 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:30.040 In my hand and said this is it, Hapsmith. 120 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:31.079 No, No, he didn't. 121 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:33.120 He just told me to climb into the bow tie 122 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:34.839 and run upstairs and sit in front of the piano. 123 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:37.319 Four years ago, and they just released it. 124 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:37.839 Now. 125 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:40.160 My pictures in every bus and subway in New York. 126 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:42.399 You know what mister Honeywell said. 127 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:42.639 To me today. 128 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:43.959 He asked you for the bow tie. 129 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:47.519 No, he said, this is it, Hapsmith. We've just landed 130 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:49.879 the nine star meat account. I want you to pose 131 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:51.920 for it in mutton chop whiskers. 132 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:57.199 Oh no, you won't, not my Gerson, Not in mutton shop. 133 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.680 That's what I told mister Honeywell. 134 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.560 A place in an advertising agency for me is in 135 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.160 the back of a typewriter making up slogans. 136 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:06.000 That's telling mister Honeywell. 137 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:08.800 Come on, let's get dressed baby. New Year's Eves, Manhattan. 138 00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:14.000 You wear the off the show, then you wear something 139 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:14.480 for me too. 140 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:16.399 What the string bow tie? 141 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:17.600 You kidding? 142 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:20.920 I wanna show you. Ah, you kidding to all of 143 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:24.000 New York. The man in this string bow tie is mon. 144 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.839 No listen, baby, I get the woman behind the man 145 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:28.639 who quickens the pulses is me. 146 00:07:29.519 --> 00:07:31.319 You just run along something of that bow tigers. 147 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:33.480 I don't even know how to tie at Mister Honeywell 148 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:34.279 tied it for me. 149 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.720 Anything, honeywell can do for you? 150 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:38.480 I can do, mister Honeywell. 151 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:40.519 They do you really want me to? 152 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:44.600 Please? Baby? You don't have to say please to me. 153 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:56.160 Erson, Just go get the bow tie. 154 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:03.879 Yeah, there's the stat Come on. Oh, I don't know 155 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:06.319 why you supposed to go out on New Year's Eve. 156 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:09.240 Everything is so wonderful, even a crowded subway. 157 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:12.399 I want to tell you something. But here we are, 158 00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:13.360 twelve feet. 159 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:13.639 On the ground. 160 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:15.240 Figures, there's two of us. 161 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:19.000 No, I mean here we are you and I rushing around. 162 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:20.600 In a subway and a crowd. 163 00:08:20.279 --> 00:08:22.759 Of people not crowded down the other end of the car. 164 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.920 Gerson, Why did you have to pick a seat right 165 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:25.920 under your pickles? 166 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:26.759 Let me finish with you. 167 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:31.199 Sorry, crowd of people and I feel like we're alone, Laurie, 168 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:34.320 hurtling through space alone? 169 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:36.480 Please? Could I just squeeze in here? Foot? 170 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:37.480 Well here, I'll get up. 171 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:38.159 Oh no, you don't. 172 00:08:38.200 --> 00:08:38.919 You just sit there. 173 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:40.600 I squeeze in between you. 174 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:42.879 You mind scooching over a little, madam. 175 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:46.519 There we are, I'm over here, Laurie. 176 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:49.720 Mister yeah, you're skirts though, aren't you? 177 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.519 When you got on I told my girlfriend Janis, there's 178 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:54.960 skirts of the man in the string boat tied and 179 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:57.360 Janni said to me, she said, every time you get 180 00:08:57.399 --> 00:08:59.000 on the subway, you're touch dreaming. 181 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:02.559 Really Jennis, Jennis, it's him. 182 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:07.639 Wave to Jenny's Yes, all right, hi Janice. 183 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:11.360 Young lady, listen, madam, you've had him since twenty third Street. 184 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:14.039 Don't be ahog. I'm going to feel silly saying it, 185 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:15.120 but I'm going to say it. 186 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:19.120 This man is mine ha haha. Put your money where 187 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:20.080 your mouth is, madam. 188 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:23.440 Ask him, hey, skeats him? Are you hurt? 189 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:24.879 She's my wife? 190 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:26.480 Well if she is your. 191 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.799 Wife, pray Tell who are those four girls on the 192 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.120 advertisement who are scattered beneath your piano? 193 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:33.840 Well they're models, that's all, just girls. 194 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:37.960 So that's all. Are you honest, young lady? Yes, madam, 195 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:41.080 beat it blow Go tell Janie. 196 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:42.879 She wants you. Look Madam. 197 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:45.440 You might be married to him and all, but I'd 198 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:48.399 like to explain the facts of life to you. The 199 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:51.399 minute he got up in that advertisement, he belonged to 200 00:09:51.559 --> 00:09:53.639 humanity female type. 201 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:57.519 Can I fix your bot tye sketshi? Yes, go ahead, yes, 202 00:09:57.600 --> 00:09:58.639 where we get off, GIRs. 203 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:01.360 The lady just wan belong to humanity? 204 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:04.200 Gerson and they're waiting for you up there. 205 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:20.519 Let's hurry before the door slams in your face. Gersy 206 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:24.480 mm hm, you do a stunning wolf. 207 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.480 Four or four is my favorite temple. 208 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:31.000 I'm having a lovely time too, Oh, just dancing like 209 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:34.279 this beautiful cafe champagne. You feel a champagne? 210 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:35.080 Me too? 211 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:35.879 Me too. 212 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:45.159 Let's go back to the table and have some more champagne. 213 00:10:53.360 --> 00:10:54.399 I love that song. 214 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:56.000 What song song? 215 00:10:56.080 --> 00:11:06.240 The orchestra is just playing Tennessee wolves. Let it be 216 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:12.480 our song. Here's our table. 217 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:19.320 What are you singing? I song that's not the Tennessee walls. Baby. 218 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:20.120 Our song goes like this. 219 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:25.480 Oh oh, oh, oh, oh Mychael. 220 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:28.759 Pardon me, friend, yes, what is it? You're the boy 221 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:30.480 that posed for that pity few man. 222 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:32.559 Give him a shirt? 223 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:35.279 No, wait, don't bother with the pencil, friend, Just the question, 224 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:38.720 are you am? I what the buster who sits at 225 00:11:38.759 --> 00:11:39.320 the piano? 226 00:11:40.039 --> 00:11:40.240 See? 227 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:42.600 I only asked because you weren't a bow tie like him. 228 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:44.960 You got a face like him. The only difference is 229 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:46.960 you only got one dame and no piano. 230 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:52.320 Come here, I'll tell you, yeah, I happened to be 231 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:53.000 that chap. 232 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:56.960 Well, I'll tell you what chap I happen to be. 233 00:11:57.720 --> 00:12:00.799 Just put your hand in my pocket and feel. That's 234 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:03.279 right now, now'll take your hand out. 235 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:05.080 What did you feel? 236 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:08.519 A Smith weston thirty eight SnO No Series, nineteen twenty seven. 237 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:10.600 Hey, Laurie, you know what was in his pocket? A 238 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:11.200 Smith West? 239 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:18.799 Let's leave, I said, sit down, you're him? How must do? 240 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:19.480 Sure? 241 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:21.039 That's all I want to know. 242 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:24.399 I'll put you you talk to me like that again, 243 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:25.000 and I'll scream. 244 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.080 Well before you do, lady, I want to tell you something. 245 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:29.279 You you know the Hudson Tunnel. 246 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:31.120 Sure, we take from them all the time, and we 247 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:32.000 go to Jersey. Yeah. 248 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:35.399 Well, you know that concrete pedestal that the policeman stands on. 249 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.279 It's just before you hit the jery Zy sign. 250 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:39.120 Know it very well? You remember, Laura. 251 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.200 It's my favorite mine too. 252 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:48.360 That particular concrete pedestal is composed of five ingredients, sand cement, 253 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:50.360 and three of my favorite boys. 254 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:53.240 Just because they wouldn't pay any attention to me. 255 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:54.879 So would you please? 256 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:56.559 Would you pay attention to me? 257 00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:58.799 We're all ears? 258 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:04.480 Shall watch boat to you? Now? Let's go celebrate New 259 00:13:04.600 --> 00:13:06.840 Year's Eve? Shall we? My way? 260 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:23.360 You're listening to Kathy and Elliott Lewis on stage tonight's 261 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:25.440 play The String bow Tie. 262 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:45.240 Laurie, Yes, dear, is he still laving? 263 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:45.840 Yes, dear? 264 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:46.639 Keep walking? 265 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:51.399 Come on, look look mister, why are you doing this 266 00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:53.000 to us? You want our money? 267 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:54.480 What sheep walking? 268 00:13:55.639 --> 00:13:56.360 But who are you? 269 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:57.600 Why are you picking on us? 270 00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:00.639 Nineteen fifty three is going to be a nice yeah, 271 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:02.200 so do yourselves a favor. 272 00:14:02.840 --> 00:14:07.000 Live through it, all right, I'm back, all of us, 273 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:15.960 Come on, let's go all right, Thomas take us home, mister. 274 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:19.440 Yeah, it's on account of this string bow tie. 275 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:24.000 Huh, it's not a kind of that, hey, buster me. Yeah? 276 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:27.840 How come that when you stuck your hand in my pocket? 277 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.159 You knew right away without looking at The gun was 278 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:33.720 a Smitt and Wesson ninety eighth Snubnose series nineteen twenty seven. 279 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:36.440 By work in an advertising agency. I wrote a slogan 280 00:14:36.519 --> 00:14:40.000 for it for Catalog. Oh yeah, how to go use 281 00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:41.639 a Smith Wesson and be sure? 282 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:45.200 Oh you know, you just happened to be the fellow 283 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:47.200 who made me switch from a cold forty five. 284 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.120 I hate to louse up your testimonial, but I'd like 285 00:14:51.200 --> 00:14:52.799 to point a few things out to you. 286 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:53.679 You're a title. 287 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:59.080 This is a very serious offense, kidnapping us out of 288 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.200 a nightclub, taking ring us to a place or places unknown, 289 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:05.080 and for such a flimsy reason because my husband is 290 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:06.120 on a subway card. 291 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:09.639 I hate him? Me? 292 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:11.679 What did I ever do to you? 293 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:15.799 You'll see, look, sir, I just happen to be a 294 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:16.720 fellow named Gerson. 295 00:15:16.759 --> 00:15:19.279 Halfs that just happened to be a fellow named William 296 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:20.840 Bailey who hates you? 297 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:26.440 Where are you taking us? You'll see, Gerson? 298 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:29.120 What say something? 299 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:33.159 Make mister Bailey realize that he's not dealing with a 300 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:37.440 cardboard personality. Make him know what's in store for him 301 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:38.879 if he doesn't let us off right away. 302 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:42.159 This is the story of the one who, as a 303 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:45.279 maintenance specialist for a historic eye Rise, knows that vintage 304 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.879 charm historically needs constant attention, which is why when it's 305 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:51.799 time to upgrade, turn at the century mechanicals. 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Shouldn't your flashing tape be working through 318 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:22.039 it all? 319 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:22.240 Too? 320 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:22.840 Only? 321 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:27.240 Frog Tape pro Grade flashing tapes high performance acrylic adhesive sticks, 322 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:31.960 resticks and stays stuck even on the roughest surfaces and rain, snow, heat, 323 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:35.320 and more so you stay in control when it matters 324 00:16:35.399 --> 00:16:38.559 most show weather. Who's boss with frog Tape pro grade 325 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:39.360 flashing tape? 326 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:40.559 Yeah, make me do that. 327 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:48.039 Go on, mister Bailey, Yeah, this is madness, that's all 328 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:48.639 you're going to say. 329 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:53.519 Gerson, Gerson, you're my man. 330 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:58.720 Yeah, mister Bailey. Yeah. You don't think you're gonna get 331 00:16:58.720 --> 00:16:59.639 away with this, do you. 332 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:03.679 What's the big idea of holding a gun on us 333 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:06.000 and marching us out of a nightclub, making us walk 334 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:08.519 down the street, making us get into a long black 335 00:17:08.599 --> 00:17:09.880 car and driving us away. 336 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:12.039 What's the big idea that? 337 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:12.400 Huh? 338 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:17.519 This is civilization we got going for us here, fellow, 339 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:21.400 there's no place in it for the primitive, the predatory emotion. 340 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:27.400 You say you hate me, I don't hate you. My 341 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:30.599 wife doesn't hate you. Although the seed is there. 342 00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:35.559 You think the world's against you, don't you. Well, somewhere 343 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:37.759 down the line, you've been tricked, mister Bailey. 344 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:43.839 Bill disillusioned. Oh now, lord, just because I paused for 345 00:17:43.920 --> 00:17:44.279 an ad. 346 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:45.839 Hey, I know what. 347 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:48.240 I'll take off the string bow tie and hunch that. 348 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:53.319 Tie and I will break your arm here here and here. 349 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:55.079 Listen you, you. 350 00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:58.559 Hulum renegade matter factor. 351 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:03.519 You listen to me. You houdlm you leave my husband alone. 352 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:05.519 It isn't his fault. He's wearing that string bow tie. 353 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:08.200 I made him put it on. Anything that's going to 354 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:09.160 happen should happen. 355 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:09.839 To me, not him. 356 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:16.759 Maybe maybe what a dame in a Hudson tunnel? Hmmm, dame, 357 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:19.599 that'll pose quite a problem for a concrete mixer. 358 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:35.680 Wonder if he knows the recipe? Just flow people come on. 359 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:40.160 Inside? 360 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:47.039 Oh my huh you like it? 361 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:47.240 Eh? 362 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:52.119 Oh well, you must be the greatest utelam of them 363 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:55.960 all to be able to afford this, mister Bailey bernas 364 00:18:56.079 --> 00:18:59.880 in such beautiful tastes, such excusitic you ought to be 365 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:01.319 proud of this place. 366 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:03.640 Yes I am, I am, and I can tell you 367 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:06.480 this lady, there is never going to be another place 368 00:19:06.759 --> 00:19:06.960 like it. 369 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:15.200 Uh. The decorator, Yeah, Hudson song, the one in the middle. 370 00:19:16.640 --> 00:19:21.359 Uh, Carolyn, it's me, it's me. Come on out here. 371 00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:22.799 I got something for you. 372 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:34.960 Oh, Billy, you brought him? Hi me, You're cute him. 373 00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:38.039 He's cute, Carolynn. 374 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:38.880 He's cute. 375 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:40.160 You like him? 376 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:43.319 Man, tell him to walk around? 377 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:46.160 Walk? Walk? 378 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:47.119 What do you mean? 379 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:50.440 Listen you, My wife wants you to walk, So do it. 380 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:51.359 I don't understand. 381 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:53.559 Stick his head right in the light socket, so help 382 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:53.880 me out. 383 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:58.759 Wait wait, wait, wait a minute, I'll explain it to him. Gerson. Honey, 384 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:02.400 the man he's got a gun. He's pointing at it. You. 385 00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:04.039 He wants you to walk. 386 00:20:05.359 --> 00:20:08.839 You know how that bit goes first this foot and 387 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.039 then that foot, and then before you know. 388 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:17.839 Okay, okay, yeah, all right, that's enough, come back. 389 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:24.160 Well cute. 390 00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:28.279 You know why I brought him here, Carolyn. 391 00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:31.079 Because you love me, Billy, Billy loves me. 392 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:34.200 I brought him here so that you can see in 393 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:36.920 a flash this guy that you have been moping over 394 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:39.400 since you saw that advertisement in the subway. 395 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:43.200 Billy's good to me. What's your thank you? 396 00:20:44.359 --> 00:20:44.799 Gerson? 397 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.880 You see, Billy, I told you you guessed his name 398 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:49.599 was Gerson. 399 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:51.160 He's cute. 400 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:57.160 Shee, Carolyn, Carolyn, I'm talking to you. 401 00:20:58.480 --> 00:20:58.720