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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Letchintaco one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one W jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, Hey, little heads up. Coming up

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<v Speaker 2>at nine, just before we get into U State we play.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have details on a big free local events,

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<v Speaker 2>a very big one. Right around nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll give you the details on that free events. So

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to plant that little seed. Let's begin

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<v Speaker 3>in Lincoln, Rhode Island, Okay. The owner of a Saint

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<v Speaker 3>Bernard puppy who allegedly died during after after surgical instruments

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<v Speaker 3>were left inside her body during a routine operation, has

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<v Speaker 3>fought a lawsuit against the veterinarian who performed the procedure.

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<v Speaker 3>The lawsuit, brought in a Rhode Island Superior Court on

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<v Speaker 3>behalf of Kristen Bretton and her two daughters, accuses the

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<v Speaker 3>veterinarian named deborahrsh of leaving hemostats and medical grade gauze

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<v Speaker 3>inside Princess Freckles abdomen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a name for a dog right there. Princess

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<v Speaker 2>Freckles subsequently died. Could you imagine being at a dog park.

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<v Speaker 4>Princess Freckles can here, Princess Freckles, Come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, It's just doesn't roll, dude, No, I couldn't imagine that,

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<v Speaker 2>even even if i'm you know, you're in the position where,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just say you've got one kid and it's a

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<v Speaker 2>young child, and the kid you and your your spouse decided, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's let the kid name the dog, because that's gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be a kid's name for a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>You're still gonna come in, right, You're gonna get honey,

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<v Speaker 4>Frank's better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, on the on the look, I know it's a

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<v Speaker 2>female dog, but who cares it's it's twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Frank is fine. Yeah, yeah, you just how do you

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<v Speaker 2>explain to the kid though that look, there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of let's be honest here, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be the one who ends up having to take this

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<v Speaker 2>dog out to do everything, and I just can't be

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<v Speaker 2>standing out here yelling caime here at Princess Freckles.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why I put that scenario out there, because

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<v Speaker 4>I pictured you, specifically, Pat in a dog park. Could

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<v Speaker 4>you ever see Pat Lens in a dog park going

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<v Speaker 4>come on, Princess Freckles, even even if it was just hey, Freckles,

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<v Speaker 4>come on, Freckles, it's just but on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Flip side of that, to try to explain to your

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<v Speaker 2>kid why Princess Freckles is dead. If you're you know,

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<v Speaker 2>mom or dad, that's you know, come on.

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<v Speaker 5>We all were looking at the X ray like, it's

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<v Speaker 5>not even possible that there are scissors in my dog's stomach.

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<v Speaker 5>But by that point, she was so sick that if

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<v Speaker 5>they had done the emergency surgery, she probably wasn't gonna

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<v Speaker 5>make it. So we had to rush the kids, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>out of school. They had to say goodbye. I was

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<v Speaker 5>not expecting to put her down. I was expecting overnight

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<v Speaker 5>stay with fluids, maybe antibiotics. Never, in my wildest dreams,

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<v Speaker 5>I think I was coming home without.

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<v Speaker 2>My dog, poor Princess Freckles. I know, if you were

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<v Speaker 2>to get a new dog right now, what would you

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<v Speaker 2>name it? Me? Yeah, I'm just just bam go almost

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<v Speaker 2>what I what we almost went with with Juno. We

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<v Speaker 2>wanted it just a one name type thing, but we

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<v Speaker 2>were gonna name it like a normal dude's name. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were gonna do like a guy name. So

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<v Speaker 2>what is it no, no, I mean we were just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna name dog like Steve or something. Yeah. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool when somebody names their dog like come here, Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>come here, Bob. You know what I'm getting it. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you'd name it thora. No, that's if I had

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<v Speaker 2>a male son, I would have named him thor well.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had a male son, it was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be Toby. And if I had a dog, God, please

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<v Speaker 2>don't don't send another dog by way, But if I did,

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<v Speaker 2>if I did come across a dog right now, i'd

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<v Speaker 2>name it Toby, I with the boy's name. If I

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<v Speaker 2>if I ever get another German shepherd, I've got the

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<v Speaker 2>name picked out. Give it, sergeant. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I do not want to give it away because it

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<v Speaker 2>will get stolen and the next thing I know, there'll

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<v Speaker 2>be a bunch of East German shepherds running around with

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<v Speaker 2>that name. It's like a kid's name when you name

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<v Speaker 2>your kid this and then every other kid has the

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<v Speaker 2>same one. No, no, it's once you. Let's cross that

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<v Speaker 2>bridge when we get to it. Okay, Oh, I know

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<v Speaker 2>you'll get another shepherd you love yours. Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 2>guarantee I won't get another dog. But if I do.

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<v Speaker 2>His name's Toby, and.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason why is as I said that was gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be the boy name if we had one. But also

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<v Speaker 4>in this day and age of twenty twenty five, it's

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<v Speaker 4>not even twenty twenty four anymore. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 4>said that earlier, in this day of twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 4>Toby could be either way. If he turns out to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I feel like I have a Virginia today. All

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've really established with this conversation is neither

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<v Speaker 2>of us is going with the naming a dog princess freckles. No, OK,

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<v Speaker 2>we are sorry for your loss though. Yeah that sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber is actually pretty genius with the marketing level. Uber

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<v Speaker 2>has a brand new promotion for teenagers. I got a

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<v Speaker 2>promo for it the other day. Think Uber teen accounts

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<v Speaker 2>being offered six free rides for teens who fail their

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<v Speaker 2>drivers EXAMPT test.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't open the thing that I got about teens,

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<v Speaker 4>so I don't know if it's that or if that's

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<v Speaker 4>been sent to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that is great. Uh. Six free rides worth up

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<v Speaker 2>to twenty dollars each or one hundred and twenty in

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<v Speaker 2>total for our teens who are able to prove that

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<v Speaker 2>they failed their their driver exam. Better luck it next time.

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<v Speaker 2>In the meantime, we're here for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember when gambled, he told us he didn't gamble who

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<v Speaker 4>was on the show for a while. He told us

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<v Speaker 4>that he didn't have a driver's license till.

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<v Speaker 2>Later and the reason why he had failed it. But

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<v Speaker 2>then what was it? Then then he's like, I really

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<v Speaker 2>don't use it. I just use uber Man. It's easier. No,

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<v Speaker 2>And then he just had the girls drive them. And

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<v Speaker 2>then then when he went in to go get his license,

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<v Speaker 2>they go, you have a license, You're good. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time he did. He thought he didn't have a license,

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<v Speaker 2>but he did. Graast all right. A cereal butt slapper

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<v Speaker 2>is on the loose in the Denver, Colorado area. Cops

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<v Speaker 2>are asking to help identify him. A woman in a

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<v Speaker 2>the Denver suburb of Lakewood was the latest victim out

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<v Speaker 2>jogging when she had someone drive up behind her on

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<v Speaker 2>an e bike and slap her on the butt, which

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<v Speaker 2>was the same procedure that's happened to several other ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>Same creep on an e bike doing butt slap drive by,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's creepy. It's not like a hurt them wham.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not one of those jack No, No, this is

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<v Speaker 2>just some dude on an e bike, you know, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get a several three incidents so far. Someone did

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<v Speaker 2>get a shot of him on his e bike, but

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<v Speaker 2>you can't see his face. Ladies in that area need

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<v Speaker 2>to carry a stick right through the spokes. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>be ready.

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<v Speaker 4>I know those things go super fast as they fly by,

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<v Speaker 4>you stick them.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I the only one who when I see someone

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<v Speaker 2>on an e bike gets a little jealous because I

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<v Speaker 2>just flashed back to when I was much younger and

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<v Speaker 2>my means of getting around was a bike and you

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<v Speaker 2>literally had to huff it manually across the town. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you got. I mean it's so much easier

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<v Speaker 2>now if you if you want. I look at him

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes and think cheater, you know, like you're not really exercising.

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<v Speaker 2>If you think you are, then you know the e

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<v Speaker 2>skateboards like.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on man, And yesterday you were talking about E

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<v Speaker 4>roller blades roller blades at the Consumer Electronics Show. The

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<v Speaker 4>E roller blades are are a trip to the emergency room.

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<v Speaker 2>Those things death. I was hey, back to the driving test.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever fail it. No, No, I never took it.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you because you had You've got instruction in

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<v Speaker 2>school though. Yeah, but I never had to do a

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<v Speaker 2>road test. Really yeah, to this day, I could parallel

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<v Speaker 2>park pretty damn good. I mean I may bump off

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<v Speaker 2>a few cars, you know, but be sure to leave

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<v Speaker 2>a note if you you do. We w j r R,

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station.