Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with Letchintaco one O one
Speaker 1: one W jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots, Hey, little heads up. Coming up
Speaker 2: at nine, just before we get into U State we play.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have details on a big free local events,
Speaker 2: a very big one. Right around nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: We'll give you the details on that free events. So
Speaker 3: I just wanted to plant that little seed. Let's begin
Speaker 3: in Lincoln, Rhode Island, Okay. The owner of a Saint
Speaker 3: Bernard puppy who allegedly died during after after surgical instruments
Speaker 3: were left inside her body during a routine operation, has
Speaker 3: fought a lawsuit against the veterinarian who performed the procedure.
Speaker 3: The lawsuit, brought in a Rhode Island Superior Court on
Speaker 3: behalf of Kristen Bretton and her two daughters, accuses the
Speaker 3: veterinarian named deborahrsh of leaving hemostats and medical grade gauze
Speaker 3: inside Princess Freckles abdomen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a name for a dog right there. Princess
Speaker 2: Freckles subsequently died. Could you imagine being at a dog park.
Speaker 4: Princess Freckles can here, Princess Freckles, Come.
Speaker 2: On, It's just doesn't roll, dude, No, I couldn't imagine that,
Speaker 2: even even if i'm you know, you're in the position where,
Speaker 2: let's just say you've got one kid and it's a
Speaker 2: young child, and the kid you and your your spouse decided, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's let the kid name the dog, because that's gotta
Speaker 2: be a kid's name for a dog.
Speaker 4: You're still gonna come in, right, You're gonna get honey,
Speaker 4: Frank's better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the on the look, I know it's a
Speaker 2: female dog, but who cares it's it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Frank is fine. Yeah, yeah, you just how do you
Speaker 2: explain to the kid though that look, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: a lot of let's be honest here, I'm going to
Speaker 2: be the one who ends up having to take this
Speaker 2: dog out to do everything, and I just can't be
Speaker 2: standing out here yelling caime here at Princess Freckles.
Speaker 4: And that's why I put that scenario out there, because
Speaker 4: I pictured you, specifically, Pat in a dog park. Could
Speaker 4: you ever see Pat Lens in a dog park going
Speaker 4: come on, Princess Freckles, even even if it was just hey, Freckles,
Speaker 4: come on, Freckles, it's just but on the.
Speaker 2: Flip side of that, to try to explain to your
Speaker 2: kid why Princess Freckles is dead. If you're you know,
Speaker 2: mom or dad, that's you know, come on.
Speaker 5: We all were looking at the X ray like, it's
Speaker 5: not even possible that there are scissors in my dog's stomach.
Speaker 5: But by that point, she was so sick that if
Speaker 5: they had done the emergency surgery, she probably wasn't gonna
Speaker 5: make it. So we had to rush the kids, you know,
Speaker 5: out of school. They had to say goodbye. I was
Speaker 5: not expecting to put her down. I was expecting overnight
Speaker 5: stay with fluids, maybe antibiotics. Never, in my wildest dreams,
Speaker 5: I think I was coming home without.
Speaker 2: My dog, poor Princess Freckles. I know, if you were
Speaker 2: to get a new dog right now, what would you
Speaker 2: name it? Me? Yeah, I'm just just bam go almost
Speaker 2: what I what we almost went with with Juno. We
Speaker 2: wanted it just a one name type thing, but we
Speaker 2: were gonna name it like a normal dude's name. I
Speaker 2: thought you were gonna do like a guy name. So
Speaker 2: what is it no, no, I mean we were just
Speaker 2: gonna name dog like Steve or something. Yeah. I think
Speaker 2: that's cool when somebody names their dog like come here, Sam,
Speaker 2: come here, Bob. You know what I'm getting it. I
Speaker 2: thought you'd name it thora. No, that's if I had
Speaker 2: a male son, I would have named him thor well.
Speaker 2: If I had a male son, it was going to
Speaker 2: be Toby. And if I had a dog, God, please
Speaker 2: don't don't send another dog by way, But if I did,
Speaker 2: if I did come across a dog right now, i'd
Speaker 2: name it Toby, I with the boy's name. If I
Speaker 2: if I ever get another German shepherd, I've got the
Speaker 2: name picked out. Give it, sergeant. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I do not want to give it away because it
Speaker 2: will get stolen and the next thing I know, there'll
Speaker 2: be a bunch of East German shepherds running around with
Speaker 2: that name. It's like a kid's name when you name
Speaker 2: your kid this and then every other kid has the
Speaker 2: same one. No, no, it's once you. Let's cross that
Speaker 2: bridge when we get to it. Okay, Oh, I know
Speaker 2: you'll get another shepherd you love yours. Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: guarantee I won't get another dog. But if I do.
Speaker 2: His name's Toby, and.
Speaker 4: The reason why is as I said that was gonna
Speaker 4: be the boy name if we had one. But also
Speaker 4: in this day and age of twenty twenty five, it's
Speaker 4: not even twenty twenty four anymore. By the way, I
Speaker 4: said that earlier, in this day of twenty twenty five,
Speaker 4: Toby could be either way. If he turns out to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I have a Virginia today. All
Speaker 2: I think we've really established with this conversation is neither
Speaker 2: of us is going with the naming a dog princess freckles. No, OK,
Speaker 2: we are sorry for your loss though. Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Uber is actually pretty genius with the marketing level. Uber
Speaker 2: has a brand new promotion for teenagers. I got a
Speaker 2: promo for it the other day. Think Uber teen accounts
Speaker 2: being offered six free rides for teens who fail their
Speaker 2: drivers EXAMPT test.
Speaker 4: I didn't open the thing that I got about teens,
Speaker 4: so I don't know if it's that or if that's
Speaker 4: been sent to me.
Speaker 2: Yep, that is great. Uh. Six free rides worth up
Speaker 2: to twenty dollars each or one hundred and twenty in
Speaker 2: total for our teens who are able to prove that
Speaker 2: they failed their their driver exam. Better luck it next time.
Speaker 2: In the meantime, we're here for you.
Speaker 4: Remember when gambled, he told us he didn't gamble who
Speaker 4: was on the show for a while. He told us
Speaker 4: that he didn't have a driver's license till.
Speaker 2: Later and the reason why he had failed it. But
Speaker 2: then what was it? Then then he's like, I really
Speaker 2: don't use it. I just use uber Man. It's easier. No,
Speaker 2: And then he just had the girls drive them. And
Speaker 2: then then when he went in to go get his license,
Speaker 2: they go, you have a license, You're good. That's the
Speaker 2: whole time he did. He thought he didn't have a license,
Speaker 2: but he did. Graast all right. A cereal butt slapper
Speaker 2: is on the loose in the Denver, Colorado area. Cops
Speaker 2: are asking to help identify him. A woman in a
Speaker 2: the Denver suburb of Lakewood was the latest victim out
Speaker 2: jogging when she had someone drive up behind her on
Speaker 2: an e bike and slap her on the butt, which
Speaker 2: was the same procedure that's happened to several other ladies.
Speaker 2: Same creep on an e bike doing butt slap drive by,
Speaker 2: So it's creepy. It's not like a hurt them wham.
Speaker 2: It's not one of those jack No, No, this is
Speaker 2: just some dude on an e bike, you know, trying
Speaker 2: to get a several three incidents so far. Someone did
Speaker 2: get a shot of him on his e bike, but
Speaker 2: you can't see his face. Ladies in that area need
Speaker 2: to carry a stick right through the spokes. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: be ready.
Speaker 4: I know those things go super fast as they fly by,
Speaker 4: you stick them.
Speaker 2: Am I the only one who when I see someone
Speaker 2: on an e bike gets a little jealous because I
Speaker 2: just flashed back to when I was much younger and
Speaker 2: my means of getting around was a bike and you
Speaker 2: literally had to huff it manually across the town. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you got. I mean it's so much easier
Speaker 2: now if you if you want. I look at him
Speaker 2: sometimes and think cheater, you know, like you're not really exercising.
Speaker 2: If you think you are, then you know the e
Speaker 2: skateboards like.
Speaker 4: Come on man, And yesterday you were talking about E
Speaker 4: roller blades roller blades at the Consumer Electronics Show. The
Speaker 4: E roller blades are are a trip to the emergency room.
Speaker 2: Those things death. I was hey, back to the driving test.
Speaker 2: Do you ever fail it. No, No, I never took it.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: I told you because you had You've got instruction in
Speaker 2: school though. Yeah, but I never had to do a
Speaker 2: road test. Really yeah, to this day, I could parallel
Speaker 2: park pretty damn good. I mean I may bump off
Speaker 2: a few cars, you know, but be sure to leave
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