Speaker 1: Hah hah ah ah, ladies and gentlemen, and then it
would be like very sure. Although the one time they
had him spurst up pretty good to remember it was
Isaac Kite.
Speaker 2: Serious. No, that clip isn't fake. It's not Ai. It's
Trump doing a Biden impression at the Detroit Economic Club.
Truth be told. I wish it were fake, but this
is the actual President of the United States embarrassing himself
in real time. You know, for a moment it seemed
like Trump had hit peak unhinged. But the new year,
well that appears to have re energized his commitment for
outdoing himself. Now Trump, on the other hand, thinks that
he's the best thing to happen to America. Well, ever,
play the.
Speaker 1: Clip desolate that makes people feel sorry for us. That's
we had. We had a country where our leader was
left at and our country was scorned. We had a
country that was left at. They left at us two
years ago. They left at us. They thought we were fools,
They thought we were stupid people. Now we're seeing that
they're not the smart ones we are. But we have
a great America and we're going to enrich it. And
foreign nations, foreign migrants, criminal fraudsters, and corrupt politicians are
not going to play a role anymore. Are they going
to be in jail?
Speaker 2: I want to remind you that he's speaking right now
at the place that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were
on the picket lines in front of now who he's
referring to that thought we were dummies, that America was
in shambles. I have no idea, considering America has had
the largest GDP in world history, like forever. Meanwhile, he
also teased that the Detrich Economic Club was very lucky
to have him there. Of course they are play the clip.
Speaker 1: Where at eighteen has never been anything like this. You
are so lucky I allow you into this room to
even be with me. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. The fake
news will say, we'll say, don't Trump thinks of his
hot stuff Right now, I'm feeling pretty good, though, I
will say, no, you're so lucky to be here.
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta admit he is what he is.
He's an entertainer. And welcome back to The Michael Cohen
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it's insanity. It's got to come to an end now. Unfortunately,
Trump is back on his stand up comedy tour, spewing
his lives to anyone who's gonna listen, mind you. During
this speech, Trump claimed that evidence shows consumers don't pay tariffs.
Really play the clip.
Speaker 1: Every prediction the critics made about our tariff policy has
failed to materialize. The evidence shows overwhelmingly that the tariffs
are not paid by American consumers, that they're paid by
foreign nations and middlemen. And Scott went over that with
us before, and they're paid by middlemen. They raised the thing.
The countries get involved, they pay them because otherwise they
won't have companies, they won't be viable, and we're the
big beneficiary. Once again, the so called experts were one
wrong and Trump was right. People.
Speaker 2: No, no, he wasn't. In fact, you had companies like
Target or Amazon in Walmart who wanted to put the
tariff charge on your receipts so that you can see
it every single time, and he called them and ensured
that it wasn't going to happen. He also said, get
a loaded this one. Grocery prices are down. Don't believe
your Lyne credit card. Believe him. Play the clip.
Speaker 1: It's a good idea. We could afford one more dollar.
We gave him seventeen seventy six. Meanwhile, grocery prices are
starting to go rapidly down. Rent is down, airfares are down,
hotel rates are down, cell phone prices are down, and
we're just getting started.
Speaker 2: But more No, none of them are down.
Speaker 1: None.
Speaker 2: Neither is energy. I mean, my content bill came holy smoked.
You would think that I was running the heat or
the agg conditioner twenty four to seven. Meanwhile, he also
said that drug prices are also down, once again without
understanding the concept of math. Fifth grade math, by the way,
by thousands of percent.
Speaker 1: Play the clip in executive order, we're doing most favored
nation drug prices when we would have drug prices stay
the same. Everybody's thought it was great, They're going to
be coming down thousands of percents. We're standing up.
Speaker 2: Okay, back to the fifth grade math. Something I wrote
about a while back on my sub stack, and for
whatever the reason is, I can't believe that they didn't
read it. Fifth grade math you can never have greater
than one hundred percent, because one hundred percent discount is zero.
Trump then, of course, claimed that he has kept every
promise that he has made. Me know, it seemed like
he thought it's currently twenty twenty four. But I'll give
him the benefit of doubt on that one. All Right,
we all get confused sometimes. Play the clip.
Speaker 1: Over the past twelve months, almost every promise I made
to you right here in twenty twenty four has been kept.
I've kept all my promises and much more. I mean,
I've given you much more than I gave you promises,
and I produced much more than I said I was
going to produce I gave you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty twenty six, just to start. Could you
imagine if that was Joe Biden who made that gaff
twenty twenty four? Man doesn't even know what time for
another cognitive exam that he's going to ace instead, Why
don't we do it live on television? By the way,
they should even do it, since Trump is of course
always about figuring out how to monetize it, Let's do
it on pay per view. I may send in that request.
Let pay per view actually do a live viewing of
Trump's cognitive test, I guarantee you it blows away any
other pay per view event in all of history. Meanwhile,
Trump then seen to channel Nazi Germany. I mean, you
can't make this stuff up. He seemed to channel Nazi
Germany with his troubling rhetoric play the clip.
Speaker 1: But in conclusion, as we liberate our country from this
cultural scorge and the plague of corruption and fraud, will
rediscover the natural energy and native spirit that truly makes
America great again.
Speaker 2: You know, now just turn around and say that puts
deutsch Land right, isn't it right? Out of Adolf Hitler's comment,
you know, comments before, you know, crowds of people, scourges
and making in the economy. He then goes on any
rambles about Democrats, but also, by the way, while he's
rambling about the Democrats, he also is attacking some fellow
GOP members, specifically the ones that don't agree with his policies.
Played the clip.
Speaker 1: The one thing they stick together. They don't have some
of the people that we have. I don't know, it's
a genetic thing, It's something in the blood. We got
some real losers, mostly great, but I wouldn't use the
name Romney because I'm in his sort of territory. But
so I would never use that name. All right, I'll
use it. They don't have a Mitt Romney that votes
against everything. They don't have a rand to Paul that
votes against everything. I got him elected twice. He was
stone called loser. I went to Kentucky where I won
by a lot. I did a rally for him, then
and did another rally. He won. Then I went the
second time. He won. Then he votes against all the time.
It's just crazy. I don't get it. Then you have
Lisa Mkowski, and you have Susan Collins disasters, and you
had a gentleman from Indiana that I don't believe in
Toddyll he voted against And you say, why are you
voting against? They can't give you an answer. They're unable
to give you an answer. It's like, why are they
against the attack on Venezuela? They're against attack after they
found out it was the most successful attack, probably probably
the most you know.
Speaker 2: It's interesting because while he claims that he campaigned and
he's the one that got Rampole elected the last two times, well,
what does it say about the person who's helping somebody
get elected who I don't know votes against you every
single time. I don't know. He called your your own
Powell a jerk? Why not? I mean, what is more
appropriate at the Detroit Economic Club than to turn around
and to attack your own Powell by calling him a jerk?
Play the clip.
Speaker 1: If I had the help of a federal would be easier.
But yeah, that jerk will be gone soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the worst part is like the sort of
nervous laughter that's coming out of the audience. Let me
be crystal clear about something. Every single economist that's out there,
everyone except of course, the ones that are in Trump's administration,
will tell you that how important it is for the
Federal Reserve to be independent from the executive in fact,
to be independent from government altogether, because if you don't,
and your entire policy is predic cad on, say the
President of the United States, in this case, Donald Trump,
who has no economic experience at all other than being
a businessman. He doesn't understand how the markets work. He
doesn't understand how inflation comes about, how deflation or stagnation
comes about. But those are just words. They're just big words.
They're just big words, and they don't mean anything to him,
that's the whole problem. But they do to economists who
are trying to ensure that we don't end up in
a recession. Trump then goes on and he mentions iran
going his support for the protesters. I mean, it is
truly ironic. It's a real kick in the ass of Americans.
The fact that you hear him applauding Iranians who are
out there protesting. More than five hundred, by the way,
have been killed by this regime, by this Iranian regime.
But he reprimands Americans for their protests. Play the clip,
and by.
Speaker 1: The way, to all Iranian patriots, keep protesting, take over
your institutions if possible, and save the name of the
killers and the abusers that are abusing you. You're being
very badly abused. If the numbers are right. Now, I
hear five different sets of numbers. I hear numbers. Look,
one death is too much, but I hear much lower numbers.
And then I hear much higher numbers. But I say,
save their names, because they'll pay a very big price.
Then I've canceled all meetings with the Iranian officials until
the senseless killing of protesters stops, and all I say
to them is help is on its way. You saw
that I put tariffs on anybody doing business with Iran,
just went into effect today, and I say, make a
Ran great again. You know, it was a great country
until these monsters came in and took it over. And
it's all very fragile. What happened to us? I'm telling
you I didn't win this election. Would have happened to us?
Speaker 2: I mean again, you know, to make those sort of
bold statements that if he didn't or if he was,
and if he didn't, then some this was gonna happen.
There's no proof of any of that. In fact, much
of which he says is just pure and utter nonsense. Again,
he's applauding Iranian protesters, as do I. Iran used to
be an amazing, amazing country, but now well, yeah, it's
fallen on some pretty ugly times. But earlier, earlier today,
a reporter asked Trump what kind of help? I mean,
you're you're all about, and it's good that you're all
about helping the Iranian people and for Iran to have
a regime change, So what kind of help are you
sending to Iran? Played the clip s Iran this morning
that help is on the way for protesters. What did
you mean by that? What kind of help?
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to figure that one out.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So maybe Iran, what do you mean you're
gonna have to figure it out? How the hell are
we supposed to know? Yeah, this isn't a guessing game.
You're the president of the Uni States that's making bold
comments about Iran and how you're posting on your truth
social and elsewhere. So have it. Tell us how how
are we going to help Iran? Now? Finally, Trump may
support protests in Iran, but he claimed that the protests,
for example, in Minnesota, they're just all fake. It's all fake.
Play the clip.
Speaker 1: And they know it too. And one of the reasons
they're doing these fake riots. I mean they're just terrible.
I mean, you see it's so fake. Shame shame, shame.
You see the woman that's all practice. They go practice,
they go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they
all practice together. It's a whole scam. We're finding out
who's funding all this stuff too. We pretty much know.
But in conclusion, as we liberate our country from.
Speaker 2: This, yeah, sure, so, in fact, I just received while
we were sitting here, I just received a text message.
They said, please come to Madison Square Garden. We're having
a protest where we're going to teach you how to
say in Unison the word shame. Yeah, this is what
we're dealing with, and that's why it's so important that
you stay united, we stay angry, we stay vigilant, because
this stupidity. Honestly, it's got to come to an end,
and it will. And as always, thanks for listening. Hey everyone,
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