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would be like very sure. Although the one time they

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had him spurst up pretty good to remember it was

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Speaker 2: Serious. No, that clip isn't fake. It's not Ai. It's

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Truth be told. I wish it were fake, but this

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is the actual President of the United States embarrassing himself

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in real time. You know, for a moment it seemed

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like Trump had hit peak unhinged. But the new year,

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well that appears to have re energized his commitment for

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outdoing himself. Now Trump, on the other hand, thinks that

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he's the best thing to happen to America. Well, ever,

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play the.

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Speaker 1: Clip desolate that makes people feel sorry for us. That's

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we had. We had a country where our leader was

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left at and our country was scorned. We had a

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country that was left at. They left at us two

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years ago. They left at us. They thought we were fools,

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They thought we were stupid people. Now we're seeing that

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they're not the smart ones we are. But we have

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a great America and we're going to enrich it. And

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foreign nations, foreign migrants, criminal fraudsters, and corrupt politicians are

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not going to play a role anymore. Are they going

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to be in jail?

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Speaker 2: I want to remind you that he's speaking right now

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at the place that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were

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on the picket lines in front of now who he's

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referring to that thought we were dummies, that America was

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in shambles. I have no idea, considering America has had

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the largest GDP in world history, like forever. Meanwhile, he

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also teased that the Detrich Economic Club was very lucky

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to have him there. Of course they are play the clip.

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Speaker 1: Where at eighteen has never been anything like this. You

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are so lucky I allow you into this room to

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even be with me. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. The fake

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news will say, we'll say, don't Trump thinks of his

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hot stuff Right now, I'm feeling pretty good, though, I

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will say, no, you're so lucky to be here.

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Speaker 2: You know, you gotta admit he is what he is.

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He's an entertainer. And welcome back to The Michael Cohen

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Show on our continued journey to a million subscribers, and

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thanks to you, things are really going well, let's keep

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up the momentum, hit, subscribe, watch, comment, and share, because

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it's insanity. It's got to come to an end now. Unfortunately,

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Trump is back on his stand up comedy tour, spewing

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his lives to anyone who's gonna listen, mind you. During

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this speech, Trump claimed that evidence shows consumers don't pay tariffs.

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Speaker 1: Every prediction the critics made about our tariff policy has

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failed to materialize. The evidence shows overwhelmingly that the tariffs

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are not paid by American consumers, that they're paid by

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foreign nations and middlemen. And Scott went over that with

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us before, and they're paid by middlemen. They raised the thing.

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The countries get involved, they pay them because otherwise they

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won't have companies, they won't be viable, and we're the

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big beneficiary. Once again, the so called experts were one

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wrong and Trump was right. People.

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Speaker 2: No, no, he wasn't. In fact, you had companies like

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tariff charge on your receipts so that you can see

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it every single time, and he called them and ensured

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that it wasn't going to happen. He also said, get

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a loaded this one. Grocery prices are down. Don't believe

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your Lyne credit card. Believe him. Play the clip.

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Speaker 1: It's a good idea. We could afford one more dollar.

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We gave him seventeen seventy six. Meanwhile, grocery prices are

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starting to go rapidly down. Rent is down, airfares are down,

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hotel rates are down, cell phone prices are down, and

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Speaker 2: But more No, none of them are down.

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Speaker 2: Neither is energy. I mean, my content bill came holy smoked.

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the agg conditioner twenty four to seven. Meanwhile, he also

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said that drug prices are also down, once again without

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understanding the concept of math. Fifth grade math, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Play the clip in executive order, we're doing most favored

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nation drug prices when we would have drug prices stay

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be coming down thousands of percents. We're standing up.

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about a while back on my sub stack, and for

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than one hundred percent, because one hundred percent discount is zero.

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promise that he has made. Me know, it seemed like

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he thought it's currently twenty twenty four. But I'll give

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him the benefit of doubt on that one. All Right,

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we all get confused sometimes. Play the clip.

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Speaker 1: Over the past twelve months, almost every promise I made

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to you right here in twenty twenty four has been kept.

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I've kept all my promises and much more. I mean,

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and I produced much more than I said I was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty twenty six, just to start. Could you

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imagine if that was Joe Biden who made that gaff

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twenty twenty four? Man doesn't even know what time for

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another cognitive exam that he's going to ace instead, Why

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don't we do it live on television? By the way,

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they should even do it, since Trump is of course

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always about figuring out how to monetize it, Let's do

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it on pay per view. I may send in that request.

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Let pay per view actually do a live viewing of

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Trump's cognitive test, I guarantee you it blows away any

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other pay per view event in all of history. Meanwhile,

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can't make this stuff up. He seemed to channel Nazi

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Germany with his troubling rhetoric play the clip.

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Speaker 1: But in conclusion, as we liberate our country from this

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cultural scorge and the plague of corruption and fraud, will

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rediscover the natural energy and native spirit that truly makes

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Speaker 2: You know, now just turn around and say that puts

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deutsch Land right, isn't it right? Out of Adolf Hitler's comment,

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you know, comments before, you know, crowds of people, scourges

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and making in the economy. He then goes on any

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rambles about Democrats, but also, by the way, while he's

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rambling about the Democrats, he also is attacking some fellow

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Speaker 1: The one thing they stick together. They don't have some

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of the people that we have. I don't know, it's

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a genetic thing, It's something in the blood. We got

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some real losers, mostly great, but I wouldn't use the

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name Romney because I'm in his sort of territory. But

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so I would never use that name. All right, I'll

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use it. They don't have a Mitt Romney that votes

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against everything. They don't have a rand to Paul that

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votes against everything. I got him elected twice. He was

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stone called loser. I went to Kentucky where I won

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and did another rally. He won. Then I went the

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Toddyll he voted against And you say, why are you

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voting against? They can't give you an answer. They're unable

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to give you an answer. It's like, why are they

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against the attack on Venezuela? They're against attack after they

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found out it was the most successful attack, probably probably

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the most you know.

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he's the one that got Rampole elected the last two times, well,

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what does it say about the person who's helping somebody

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get elected who I don't know votes against you every

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single time. I don't know. He called your your own

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Powell a jerk? Why not? I mean, what is more

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appropriate at the Detroit Economic Club than to turn around

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and to attack your own Powell by calling him a jerk?

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Speaker 1: If I had the help of a federal would be easier.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And the worst part is like the sort of

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nervous laughter that's coming out of the audience. Let me

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be crystal clear about something. Every single economist that's out there,

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everyone except of course, the ones that are in Trump's administration,

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will tell you that how important it is for the

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Federal Reserve to be independent from the executive in fact,

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to be independent from government altogether, because if you don't,

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and your entire policy is predic cad on, say the

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who has no economic experience at all other than being

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a businessman. He doesn't understand how the markets work. He

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doesn't understand how inflation comes about, how deflation or stagnation

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comes about. But those are just words. They're just big words.

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that's the whole problem. But they do to economists who

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are trying to ensure that we don't end up in

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a recession. Trump then goes on and he mentions iran

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going his support for the protesters. I mean, it is

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Speaker 1: The way, to all Iranian patriots, keep protesting, take over

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your institutions if possible, and save the name of the

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killers and the abusers that are abusing you. You're being

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very badly abused. If the numbers are right. Now, I

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hear five different sets of numbers. I hear numbers. Look,

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one death is too much, but I hear much lower numbers.

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save their names, because they'll pay a very big price.

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the senseless killing of protesters stops, and all I say

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to them is help is on its way. You saw

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that I put tariffs on anybody doing business with Iran,

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just went into effect today, and I say, make a

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Ran great again. You know, it was a great country

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until these monsters came in and took it over. And

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it's all very fragile. What happened to us? I'm telling

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of which he says is just pure and utter nonsense. Again,

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he's applauding Iranian protesters, as do I. Iran used to

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be an amazing, amazing country, but now well, yeah, it's

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fallen on some pretty ugly times. But earlier, earlier today,

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a reporter asked Trump what kind of help? I mean,

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you're you're all about, and it's good that you're all

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about helping the Iranian people and for Iran to have

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a regime change, So what kind of help are you

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that help is on the way for protesters. What did

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to figure that one out.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So maybe Iran, what do you mean you're

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gonna have to figure it out? How the hell are

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we supposed to know? Yeah, this isn't a guessing game.

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comments about Iran and how you're posting on your truth

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social and elsewhere. So have it. Tell us how how

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are we going to help Iran? Now? Finally, Trump may

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support protests in Iran, but he claimed that the protests,

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for example, in Minnesota, they're just all fake. It's all fake.

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Speaker 1: And they know it too. And one of the reasons

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they're doing these fake riots. I mean they're just terrible.

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I mean, you see it's so fake. Shame shame, shame.

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they go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they

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all practice together. It's a whole scam. We're finding out

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Speaker 2: This, yeah, sure, so, in fact, I just received while

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a protest where we're going to teach you how to

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say in Unison the word shame. Yeah, this is what

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we're dealing with, and that's why it's so important that

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you stay united, we stay angry, we stay vigilant, because

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this stupidity. Honestly, it's got to come to an end,

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and it will. And as always, thanks for listening. Hey everyone,

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