Speaker 1: You are listening to table story.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to dust Veil Afraid. I think it's been
two weeks.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's been two weeks.
Speaker 3: All my D and D campaigns have destroyed.
Speaker 1: I just went to the Neon Scream overlay by accident,
so I guess we're cyberpunk D and D tail.
Speaker 4: Which is really fucked up.
Speaker 3: I can definitely run the sprawl I know so much about.
It's that thing to shove over my eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody clips that and sends that to though.
Speaker 3: I think I don't know how he made it, but
it's cool.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a wig, to be honest,
that he wore.
Speaker 5: He did not were in a.
Speaker 1: I know, I know for the for wig does it
for blood and mist? He wore the long wig. I
just thought on neon screen that was just his regular hair.
I was like, oh, it's shorter, it looks good on him,
Like I think it was regular hah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's funny, but instantly looked like a wig to me.
Speaker 6: But but yeah, people and doctor disrespects chat will be like,
oh is your hair real?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I know that's a wig. He's
got multiple of those. Yeah, but it happens people.
Speaker 5: You know, you can.
Speaker 7: In the in the opposite spectrum. Maybe you guys ever
seen Sequeisha's mustache.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it looks fake. It his face that's real,
made of wax.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I genuinely. And he just found out then that
it's real.
Speaker 1: What it's real. It does not look it looks Yeah,
it totally looks fake because it's like this tall right,
like really far from his huge.
Speaker 3: If he shaves it off, he's like insane, lit like
that's why he has to wear it is an alien.
Speaker 1: Bless his little heart. Anyway, it's the Clark Kent disguise exactly. Glasses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the only thing that can make him look regularly.
Speaker 1: People just go, wow, that man's got a nice upper lip.
It's very large, and wow, that mustache is very tall.
I wonder if it's related. It must be fake.
Speaker 3: Well, welcome back to the show, everybody a little bit.
Speaker 1: D I get the green ship after screen?
Speaker 3: That's the chapter fifteen. Oh yeah, the last time you
guys were all here together in the same place, you
were in the fighting pits and.
Speaker 7: Oh god, we gotta I just I just rolled up
the the last time Rajah rolled Fuck I need to
find out what happens about that.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean we could bring him not until
Connor and iron Net. We're just talking about this, Brad.
This is another Boulder situation where we carry his fucking
body until we resurrect him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: To be fair, Jesse. The last character was cut up
into bits and we carried him in a bag. So
you get a little more dignity this time. You're there
was also gold in there with him. You're also in
a city that has two temples.
Speaker 8: I'm sure that they have like, yeah, they've got preservation methods.
If you need the body on ice or pace that
can resume there, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Either we or we put you in cold storage.
Speaker 4: I'll just be.
Speaker 1: In the future.
Speaker 3: He wakes up a sprawl campaign with you three thousand
years in the future and you wake up in Neon scream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have the we have the Underworld crossover where
his eyes just pop open and the vampire sarcopha guy.
Speaker 8: Well, what, Jay, You're the one who told me I
should have Gotho up here in what was your space
campaign that you were doing?
Speaker 1: Uh oh yeah, ship that was the one. We were
going to do the Wine System, right, Brad, was.
Speaker 8: That Neon Scream or something else.
Speaker 1: Neon Scream is a cyberpunk one that we we do,
but we were going to do a space space one
at some point.
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You said, you said Gotho in space would be hilarious.
In space would be so funny because I imagine Gotho
the tech or whatever, and it's just I don't know,
and he just smacks something.
Speaker 2: Like, I still don't know anything about fucking wine because
Bobby's disappeared off the face of the planet.
Speaker 3: I think Tuesday is the.
Speaker 2: Only one who can run the campaign. You've been playing
it Tuesday for hundreds of days. What, what's all is new?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He was supposed to do O L D.
Speaker 1: Right, you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you play I play.
Speaker 5: Any W and I imagine they're rather similar.
Speaker 3: That means you've got the most experienced that you have
to run.
Speaker 1: The future, so I have to be there.
Speaker 3: You're just being promoted of Gotho and.
Speaker 1: Play two characters in the same campaign.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the players, just you the one man show.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it will be interesting.
Speaker 4: I've wanted to do that.
Speaker 1: I wanted to take somebody through on stream one one
person campaign, Like I really wanted to do that one day.
I'd love to do that.
Speaker 3: It's so intensive.
Speaker 8: On the multiple characters.
Speaker 1: They they just play the one and then you would
play there. They're either their patriots or make them solo things.
Speaker 2: It's really weird about that when you play in it.
I've played in one.
Speaker 3: I just only did a couple of sessions, a few
sessions with one on one.
Speaker 2: I was the player, and it's really weird because you
don't get a break either. And it's as hard as GMing.
You know, like when you're GM, you're always on because
you're always genuinely involved, whereas as a player, you can
like you can drift off for a moment while like
you know, Raja.
Speaker 1: Someone takes over it. Yeah, but you're the focus there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just as intensive on you because you're like
everything requires my attention.
Speaker 3: Just as much as the GM.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Okay, I find I find waiting for the other players
to get their parts done the hardest.
Speaker 1: Part, right, Yeah, like I'm ready.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Actually, it sounds like gonna be more fun like that,
not more fun than playing with in Spain. Stop that
at least it would at least eliminate the setting and
waiting part, because I'm not the type to drift off.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're like.
Speaker 8: Listening, I'm on I'm on crack cocaine and listening to.
Speaker 1: Guy heard it here first? This is how he did
a seventeen hour stream? Is he how crack cocaine? It was?
Speaker 8: Now, that was just normal.
Speaker 1: The thirty hour stream was the cocaine.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I just did a nineteen hour stream yesterday I think, No,
it was it was like eighteen I watched the VOD
for most of the day because I had fuck all
to do so.
Speaker 8: But I had restarted my computer like three hours.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it was do that.
Speaker 6: The longest one I ever did was nineteen hours, Like
I want to die.
Speaker 1: You to remember it's it's only right, So it's one
which is like it's a new game every single time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well no, I mean I have never again. I
did the night I did like the nineteen hour stream
on League. But like my longest streams, I switched games
like every six hours if I'm doing a marathon, because
that just like making my brain change gears helps me,
you know, feel like I am just starting fresh. I
don't know, about you guys. But my streams that tend
to go super long or where like I'll play a
game for like six hours and I'll switch games and
at that game switch part to me, it feels like
I'm starting the stream over. Yeah, so then I can
I can easily go like another six or seven hours.
That's where I fall off and feel like it was
just another I streamed this game and that was separate.
Now I'm doing this game and it's like easy for
me to do like six or seven hours of each one.
So I just do like four or five of those
back to back, and you've got a marathon.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's fair.
Speaker 1: My longest stream is I played forts Horizon three, the
newest one, for twenty one hours straight.
Speaker 5: Twenty one hours.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. I like I couldn't stop.
Speaker 6: Tenty one hours now, So that's your longest stream. Did
anyone your community, I know your community, did they continually
give you shit like.
Speaker 5: You were three hours away from being able to claim twenty.
Speaker 1: Four Well it was that was for a sabbathon, So
like the actual stream I think was a day and
a half. But like what my my girlfriend at the time,
she stepped in for six hours I came or four hours,
I came back, did another eight, and then went off
again for two and then came back and did like
another four or something. So yeah, it was like it
was at the end of the day. The screenshot was like,
Brotato has been live for one day and however many
hours Anthony and I have been joking around about doing
a forever stream. Yeah, because because hilarious, Because.
Speaker 8: Because he and I can both easily knock out eighteen
or nineteen hour streams on a daily basis or like
every other day basis. Right, So you're saying, it'd be
funny to have like one of us go for fifteen
hours and then the other person jump on do fifteen
or sixteen hours while the other person sleeps at all endings,
and then just see how long we could keep that going.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, kind of funny until your computer blows up.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. I know a couple that did
that at the Mario Kart release Mario Kart eight, and
they they just were like every sub ads time, and
I think they went for like four months straight where
one would sign on for twelve hours, the other would
sign up for twelve hours and apparently, like that was
serious gaming did that? Yeah, but not as much as
these guys. These guys are they just broke up apparently
because it was so like hard on their relationships.
Speaker 8: Thought I probably I was gonna yeah, yeah, like I
was gonna say, did the serious gaming do one for
five hundred hours?
Speaker 1: So I think they did. Yeah, they tag team on
and off, like, but like they've been together for like
nine years, right, so they you know, they can be like, oh,
we don't see each other for a month, that's okay, right.
I think these guys were this other couple they just
they just I think they broke up after it because like,
you don't see each other for four months, right, like
you don't what do you do? Wow? Basically yeah, I
don't know what happened to them, but I that's that's
the only right. At least the money was good, all
the money.
Speaker 2: It's totally it's worth it for money because we have
nothing else in this life but money. Don't don't don't
kid yourself, kids, Money is everything.
Speaker 3: That's it, you know.
Speaker 1: At the audios, I had a sink.
Speaker 8: I had a coworker once tell me a job that
I had before twitch this. He was an older guy,
like sixty something, and he was effectively my mentor at
this job. I was there and I remember one day
like we were discussing something and he looks at me.
He says, you know, my parents always taught me. And
I was like, oh, he's about to drop a wisdom bomb.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 8: And he's like, make as much money as possible. I
was like, oh, all right, everybody, all right, Bud, you're
not wrong. You've got a good point.
Speaker 3: I guess I'll listen to the old man.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 5: That is not where I thought that was going.
Speaker 1: That's to be honest. That's probably the advice I would
give to my son or something. If they give you
a million dollars to kill me, do it?
Speaker 4: You take that check, Boyne.
Speaker 7: In all fairness, I would say, save as much money
as possible, not make as much money, because no one
saves money anymore. And I keep hearing everybody's like, ye,
I got one hundred dollars in my bank account.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I would.
Speaker 8: I would give the personal financial advice that I have
been living by, which is spend spend as little as possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't make nearly as much as like the big
you know, the big boy streamers like Summit and the
Dock and all those people. But like, I have a
considerable amount saved because I never freaking buy luxury stuff.
I drive, you know, I drive a car that is
reliable but not flashy. You know, I live in I
live in a modest house, et cetera. I just don't
buy fancy stuff. And you see all the other YouTubers
driving around in there, like, you know, name fancy car
of choice, They've always got those and live in a
giant freaking mansion, and it's like, yeah, you know, it's like, look, okay,
I splurted this one time and bought this castle.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: And then you're like, well, how much you.
Speaker 1: Have saved up? Look like five k?
Speaker 8: Like, I mean, it's respectable, but when you're making a
half million a year, you should be putting more away
than that.
Speaker 1: It's like the YouTubers that make it like their first
year and they're twenty one and they go and buy
like a Ferrari, right yeah yeah, and then and then
a year later all their videos get to monetized.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, damn shots.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the roast of dust. Veil like, we just.
Speaker 4: Need to turn into a podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we'll just roll dice every once in a while.
Speaker 3: Oh this is fine, this this just make must They
are like, all right, so actually again again.
Speaker 2: Before my before my brain wanders off any other They're like,
oh funk, well everyone's got a Lambo. Fair Lights bought
a fucking Lamborghini. I need to buy a Lamborghini.
Speaker 4: You need to buy the Lambo in town to take
a picture in it. Look what I bought, guys.
Speaker 2: Check me out leaning on someone's Lamborghini, Felix. He hasn't
even got a fucking lamb But I don't even know
what he drives now. He's bought some other he's bought
like a Volvo or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, dude. If I if I
made like fifteen million a year in any profession, I'd
probably just drive like a Chevrolet Vault or some shit
like I wouldn't. I wouldn't buy He had.
Speaker 2: A shitty little Mini until like a couple of months ago,
and I was like, oh, okay, you just.
Speaker 3: Didn't drive around that fucking trash heap. Cool.
Speaker 8: If I were making like well over a million a year,
I'd probably be driving civic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd probably still take ubers everywhere.
Speaker 4: I still use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah anyway, not that I understand anything about money.
I'm a poor boy from a poor family. Nobody loves me.
Speaker 7: Cool boys are delicious storm.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, hey, don't tell YouTube to copy right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll do it regardless.
Speaker 3: It's you too, like this guy's associated with Felix.
Speaker 9: You'll say content anyway.
Speaker 3: Chapter fifteen, I think who knows anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it's chapter fifteen.
Speaker 4: Tell us if.
Speaker 2: Memory serves, because it has been a little while, I'll
try and remember to catch you guys up.
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: All that happened last time was that you decided to
enter the fighting pits in Sin River, which was a terrible, terrible,
terrible mistake, and only one person suggested that it was
a terrible mistake.
Speaker 1: But I wonder who that was.
Speaker 10: The one that's now going to die, the one that's strong,
made an even more terrible mistake after I guess some
level of peer pressure and stress.
Speaker 1: And if it's a bad idea, it's good for a story, okay,
to be fair, To be fair, there is really no
logic to be applied. When you were like we shouldn't
do this, and then you went in and cheated. I'd
be like, we should have been like, you should have
stayed out.
Speaker 3: You were gonna die.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, yeah, to be.
Speaker 8: Fair, But well, by the time he intervened, you'd already
killed the only big threat and we're fine.
Speaker 4: At that point, we hobbled.
Speaker 1: It's a weird.
Speaker 11: It's a weird, Like I didn't want to interrupt any
of you guys because there I was waiting for like
a good half an hour to be like, I want
to do this.
Speaker 1: The really stupid catch twenty two because we would have
died if he didn't do it, But now we're all
gonna die because he didn't do it. My solu, my solution,
just just before we get into this, is to jump
into this. All right, we're going I'm I'm going to
the fucking under dark voice. That's where I'm going.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go down there into the gorge?
Speaker 6: All I want to do is Raja.
Speaker 2: You have many tusks tost during the during the fighting piece,
you you pretty much aced the first round. There were
three rounds available to you, and they just you have
to do them consecutively. You aced the first round and
in doing so earned a little bit of money and
some some rings. Although really I feel like you've squandered
it all the way.
Speaker 7: So question where are these items and where do they
keep the weapons that we.
Speaker 3: Were of course giant dragon flying around.
Speaker 4: Ass he doesn't have it.
Speaker 8: They're hidden in the store in the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where was he sitting in the dessert chat?
Speaker 1: Where was the guy with the top hat?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, it's it's what's his face that actually has
the rings on him?
Speaker 3: He's probably run off somewhere.
Speaker 5: That's way better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to roll an ard and check. Probably,
don't you.
Speaker 4: I was trying to remember literally last night, and I
was looking through.
Speaker 1: The same day.
Speaker 4: It should be.
Speaker 3: We're still on the same day after the fight. Roll
me turning with disadvantage dropped, I would disadvantage. Well, yeah,
you know, mot abuse. You've all barely made it to
the thirteen. It's all right, looking average for once.
Speaker 4: Looking pretty good for intro the sides.
Speaker 7: Speaking of his name when when I when I can,
I'm going to kind of go over the rajah with
a relative quick manner and maybe try to, you know,
see if I can heal him.
Speaker 3: If you don't let me finish. What happened to you
is I so after I've done healing him, it turned
to just buck all when the dragon lands and its
face transforms into.
Speaker 1: Mine and you guys were in the fighting pit.
Speaker 3: Let me catch up everyone else. You were in the
fighting pits. You guys had a good first round.
Speaker 2: The second round there was a spectator and two ogres
in leather armors. They came out and they pretty much
just started fucking you up. It was It was a
rough fight. Although technically you did win. You lost Rajah
Raja failed all his death sayers and died to a
lot of necrotic damage.
Speaker 3: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: The spectator just fucking just destroyed him in about two rounds,
I think, and and Carlias intervened, which pissed off the
ancient green dragon. Turns out they have very very bad temperaments.
Who had a thunk it, which was Oyd, the owner
of the fighting pits, and he got real pissed off
when you jumped in.
Speaker 3: We didn't jump in.
Speaker 2: You sort of crept underneath the stands and fired a
bullet into to try and save or It wasn't to
save anyone. It was just a help, I think, because
it was looking like they were all going to die,
and uh yeah, the and Oyd was was not happy.
He ran over to the area where you were, couldn't
find you, and transformed into his true form, the form
of the dragon, flew up into the sky, and he
said to the remaining survivors, bring me the head of
the dwarf.
Speaker 3: You cheating little ships. Basically, so we have one hour, right,
and he gave you, Yeah, just checking it was an hour.
Speaker 2: You have an hour to bring Carlias to the dragon
or else He's just going.
Speaker 3: To assume that you're all truly in league with him.
And yeah, so you guys, I.
Speaker 1: Never liked this town anyway. Those sleeve who gives a ship.
Speaker 8: Dragons, they could go really far.
Speaker 4: I could turn in visible for six whole seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't ancient dragons have true side?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Can do a lot of good ship.
Speaker 4: I take Lash's ring and then use a ball.
Speaker 1: He's fucking dead, it does.
Speaker 5: I could totally see. Aren't doing that? Like well, as
long as I preserve.
Speaker 2: My could also just bring Carlias to the dragon. You
have a few different options pretty much. But before we
actually rejoin you, there's a group.
Speaker 12: We're going to catch up with the gentleman who wasn't
really in the fight.
Speaker 2: It wasn't really in the last episode too much, mister,
mister Carlias himself, my dear sweet child, you are probably
on the outskirts of town or out the outskirts of
the fighting pits. The last we saw of you, you
ran out and was heading towards the Velvet Casino. If
memory serves. First of all, I'd like you to roll
me a stealth check because you're probably hiding. Okay, So
Carlias runs and dips into an alleyway and starts to
maneuver through Sin River in a relatively stealthy way. There's
this ancient green dragon. Now it's huge, it's gargantuane, and
it's flying above the town. He's got these sort of
massive eyes that are darting from house to alley way
as he circles above you all, Carlias, what do you
want to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it made my way to the Velvet Casino.
Speaker 3: Are you in any particular manner? Are you trying to
be stealthy? I assume that you're being stealthy, so I
imposed a stealth roll on you.
Speaker 1: But if I hear.
Speaker 11: Like the dragon sweeping over, I'm going to like dip
into like a shaft that it's open or something cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So above you, this dragon is just circling the
entirety of the town. He's doing tight circles at the
moment while he's looking around, is going to continually start
to fucking look around. Above you, I'm gonna get your
only stealth checks every now and then. So, yeah, you
move towards the Velvet Crown Casino, the fighting pits behind you,
and the town in general has gone from being it's
it's a relatively cho town anyway, but now there's genuine,
genuine sort of carnage.
Speaker 3: There's there's people fleeing the fighting pits. There's there's chaos
because there's as far as everyone is concerned, there's a
there's a dragon that's appeared out of nowhere. In his
attack in the town, you can see a.
Speaker 2: Lot of the watch the town watch these sort of
they sort of look like sheriffs. They actually look at
they resemble more so than any of you, Carlias, and
that a lot of them have wide brimmed hats, stars
on their leather jerkins, swords and armed weapons of all
varying descriptions. They're all starting to maneuver around, and you
can see them trying to partially keep peace, and uh,
they're sort of maneuvering in a militaristic way. They're not
a very militant group. They're not like trained soldiers necessarily,
but they're as close as you'll probably get in the general.
Speaker 3: Continent.
Speaker 1: They're like dragon.
Speaker 2: They look like they're about to attack the dragon themselves.
Speaker 6: The question, yes, did the did any of the folks
in the arena, like I assume some of them saw
him transformer? Did it happen in a way that he
was just like there's suddenly.
Speaker 3: A dragon everyone saw.
Speaker 6: Okay, so just the folks in the arena saw, right,
So now the guards have no idea, so they sort of,
for lack of a better term, be on our side,
like there's a dragon in the Norman.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's a lot of carnage. The people in
the pits are fleeing though to where, I don't know,
fleeing and the sort of joy of battle has been
replaced with the chaos of fear, and they're kind of
just swarming out of fighting pits.
Speaker 3: So carlis this will actually help you.
Speaker 2: And aide you in maneuvering through the town, because I got.
Speaker 11: To ask if I could keep an eye out for
the one guard who I gave the blood bullet to.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's his name? Your your guy? Your guy can't remember,
I haven't been in mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I.
Speaker 3: Every sean he's not called. I said, John, Oh, there's
no way. Yeah, and let me see. If I haven't
DM for two weeks, I've forgotten how to DM.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got it's not mind.
Speaker 4: Do you have it?
Speaker 3: Doctor Yaquin pneumonia. It's the doctor in town that we
never went. It was terror in there. You got you
wrote this down. It might be easier in the future.
Terroin is the the sort of the gunslinging guard that
you you two met. Yeah, you can keep an eye
out for him as you head through the town, using
the carnage of the day to help mask your travel.
Speaker 2: When you approach the Velvet Crown Casino, you don't see
your man pairer In on the door.
Speaker 3: You actually don't see anyone on the door.
Speaker 2: The doors are shut, just completely shut. No guards out
the front, nobody coming to and fro. There are a
handful of people starting to gather at the front of
the Velvet Crown casino itself, although none of them look
like nobleman or anybody in any sort of finery. They're
just sort of like gathering about because there's an area
in front of the Velvet Crown where you can just
stand a lot of them pointing and looking up at
the sky, a few of them banging on the front
of the Velvet Crown Casino. You can kind of hear
them like, let's senen came on? No response from inside
the actual casino itself.
Speaker 11: Want to do as you approach, I'm going to go
around the side where Raja went into the delivered the box.
Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah, there's the the sort of kitchen entrance with
just a plane wooden door.
Speaker 1: Again, this is a closed door.
Speaker 2: Although there is nobody here, there's not a crowd gathering.
Speaker 3: There's nobody banging on the door. The door is closed, Serf,
it's locked or yeah, you try the door. Dun doom, doom,
ding doom, definitely locked. Probably bolted from within. Lock pick,
you've got lock picks. I have the thieves tools and
you're proficient. It's in my toall proficiency.
Speaker 1: Cool, give me a.
Speaker 3: Give me a thieves tools role.
Speaker 11: What is the attribute for it, because here it's a strength,
I got it for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, because it's basically slight hand chair.
Speaker 1: Hold on changed up refer.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you take a moment. There's a from above as
the of the giant ancient green dragons wings and then
a group of people. Somebody nearby lets out a terrible scream.
While all this is going on, you take a moment,
steal yourself, send the lock picks into the lock. You
begin to unlock the lock itself, king and yeah, you
feel it unlocked. Opening the door, you're able to enter
the kitchen of the Velvet Crown Casino.
Speaker 1: Should have behind me, and is there like a chair
nearby or something that I can use to kind of
barricade it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find a stall and attempt to barricade
the door behind you. You sit and put something underneath
the hand or and then presumably head in. There's nobody around.
Speaker 1: You in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: The kitchen looks empty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just going to head an make my way
to the Tomaomi bossoms room.
Speaker 2: Moving into the central area where this fountain is, there's
a bunch of different doorways that lead to different areas
of the casino, and obviously at the back of it,
that's a tower which leads up to the hotel portion,
the inn portion of the casino. There's a lot of
people in here, crammed in. They all look very scared.
There's a handful of these sort of teefling guardsmen who
are trying to keep the peace, including your friend Pererin,
who you see sort of standing on top of the
fountain area and obviously not on the water, but on
the bostone shouting out of people like stay calm, it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, do not worry. This is a fortified building. Everybody,
stay calm, just return to your rooms. But there's a
lot of people in here, for sure.
Speaker 1: I'll quickly walk over to Helen and can I grab
a snatch on.
Speaker 2: He jumps down, shouts at another one of his comrades,
and they jump up and continue to try and calm
the crowd, and he says.
Speaker 3: Carlaias, it is good to see that you are alive.
There is a dragon out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's a chaos in the study.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 1: Do you know if it is going to attack? I
don't know about that one. Well, I know I know
I saw him come from the fine.
Speaker 3: I am thinking of going to help the guard. If
it does attack, you should do. Your guns will be
very useful against a creature.
Speaker 1: So high up. Well, I know that it's like an
ancient dragon from the nature check.
Speaker 2: You're definitely like regardless of specifics, you definitely don't know
anything about dragons. But regardless of specifics, you know this
thing is huge and powerful and terrible because you saw
it appear immediately just chop off the.
Speaker 3: Head of an ogre.
Speaker 1: It's enormous.
Speaker 2: There's no way this thing isn't almost indestructively difficult to defeat.
But you wouldn't know any specific things about it other
than it's a.
Speaker 1: Big green dragon.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't know if I'll do any good, but
let's hope that blood bully that I gave you does something.
Speaker 2: He pulls out his pistol, brings out the chamber and
you see one of the six bullets in there is
the blood bullet, and he closes it again.
Speaker 3: It will be the very first one I fire, and
you're sure it's.
Speaker 1: Going to do more damage. I said, let's hope. I
don't know.
Speaker 13: Well, what are you doing now? Perhaps you and I
could go together and fight this scourged as much as
that brings beautifully in my ears. And he's going to
speak to someone, Well, who are you going to see?
Speaker 1: You? Are you know Miami Blossom?
Speaker 3: Of course, everybody knows Miami Blossom. He is one of
the richest patrons in town.
Speaker 1: Well, let's say me and him are acquainted.
Speaker 3: Oh, I did not realize.
Speaker 1: Acquainted. We have business?
Speaker 3: Oh of course, yes, he is quite connected. Yes he
is not here. He left very very long time ago
to go to the fighting pits.
Speaker 1: Well, tell one of your guards to keep an eye
out on the door.
Speaker 14: Mm hmm.
Speaker 11: There's a fair few people outside, and I know they
want to just make sure Miami Miami does get it.
Speaker 3: The the teething gives you a nod and says, if
you go out there to fight it, tell me I
would join you in battle.
Speaker 1: Keep your past it. He turns around and there's.
Speaker 3: A couple of screaming children that are freaking out, and
he stump it gone down, It's okay, it's okay. I
will give you safe I have blood bullets. And he
gives you a wink as you turn around. What's your
plan now?
Speaker 1: Head up to the room.
Speaker 3: Okay, you start heading up to the room.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: Back at the fighting pits, we have the remaining group,
well remains the remains as a group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are still on the sands. Essentially, you
will have seen this dragon lift off. You would have
given you an hour to bring Carlias to him. Again,
the crowd is fleeing the pits like crazy, like they
made no aid, but they weren't aware that he had
just turned into a furiost dragon. And everybody is terrified
and they're flying out of this pits as fast as
they can again, pure fear and chaos. But you guys
are in the middle of it all, although there's not
really there's maybe a couple of people trying their luck
by jumping the sixty foot into the sand so try
and get a quicker escape.
Speaker 3: But generally you guys are still within the square sand pit.
With you is the broken and charred, sort of cold, necrotic, magic, ruined, lifeless.
Rajah calls it be like that. Wow, Why I mean
it doesn't look pretty because he got fucking ruined by
Spectator's necrotic damage.
Speaker 5: So he's still pretty because he's Russia.
Speaker 3: He's in one piece at least he's got his arms, legs,
but his entire, like his upper torso ravaged by what
was essentially kind of like it would look like frostbite
to us, kind of thing is probably how it would look,
a cold sort of black almost like a burn that's
ruined the majority of.
Speaker 1: His upper half.
Speaker 3: He's absolutely dead. What do the rest of you want
to do?
Speaker 1: We're fucked medical check.
Speaker 4: I mean, my character is still gonna We're fucked.
Speaker 1: Fuck. We're so fun.
Speaker 7: There's I can't do anything for him, like there's hasty
dead mm hmm yeah. Is there at least loot like
the is there the loot chest or something?
Speaker 4: Can we make it like?
Speaker 1: Was there such a loot my body? Yeah? No, no, no, no, no,
no no no. I would at least have his stuff.
Speaker 4: I would never do that.
Speaker 3: What are you trying to lose?
Speaker 7: I mean you just you're the prizes for the tournament
and anything in there that was it does put him on.
Speaker 4: The fulled out vote or something.
Speaker 3: Always the prizes are always given out afterwards, as far
as you're aware, Chopsy, the guy with the top hat
is the one who gives out the prizes. He was
sort of voids right hand man he did give Carlias
his ring, but he didn't give him the gold, and
he didn't give him the the the other rings that
you are technically owed, curiosity, Rager, was you the one,
since we're talking of blue who had the orb itself?
Give that carl Carls has it? Okay, just curious as.
Speaker 8: We've forgotten about the main story. Yeah, there's one I
am not to care about.
Speaker 1: That. I'm gonna, I guess standing in.
Speaker 8: This, I believe I believe actually on Raja's body he
still has the faith or was there not still a
fake that we had. I don't know if that in
I don't know if I ever gave that up or
if I'm still carrying the fake.
Speaker 1: I think we turned that into him because we yeah,
we handed it over. I'm gonna lash. H we need
to go, we have to move.
Speaker 5: So I'm kind of frantically piacing, like, okay, could we
need to uh, we need we.
Speaker 1: Need to We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll figure him out. It's fine,
go upstairs, find the loot, boughten, take his stuff. I'll
carry the body. We have to find Carlas. We have
to leave right now. Go get the loot.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll go get.
Speaker 7: So in the meta, Raja is now technically an object,
and that allows powerful.
Speaker 4: Build of a fear ball.
Speaker 1: Objective.
Speaker 4: I was gonna pick him up.
Speaker 3: Right, technically an object, but you could easily pick him up.
Speaker 1: You can make him into one, he said.
Speaker 4: We're not chopping him up, put him on the bag.
Speaker 3: All the difference between the dead creature and object.
Speaker 1: But you still got that then I need to do.
Speaker 4: We're going to the temple.
Speaker 1: After this temple wise, it's it's right near.
Speaker 15: They'll be able to give us shelter for now, and
maybe they can do something about Rasia.
Speaker 8: I'm going to don't don't we get why are you
still here?
Speaker 1: Run?
Speaker 6: And I I haul up toward the place where they
were doing the announcing and all that kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a little little area where Oyd and
his and the the super nobles of town sometimes sit
up there. Today it was just Chopsy and there's a
handful of Oid's men that are up there with him
in pedestal and a pedestal with Luke. You have no
penalty to climbing, right, you're like an expert. You're like
a lizard like up the wall.
Speaker 6: Put it that way, but yes, literally, you a sexy
lizard like a sexy.
Speaker 1: Bird like friend sidon from Breath of the Wild.
Speaker 3: Climbing up, climbing up the side.
Speaker 2: As you As you get up there, you will notice
that there are these three three men up there. One
of them is Chopsy with the the top hat, his
dirty clothes. He doesn't look anything like Oid. He's very thin.
It sort of looks sort of malnourished, even though he's
probably relatively well off. And then there is other two
just kind of average looking guys. They're they're not armed
or anything overtly armed. The three of them just look
like basic town commoners, although you know them to be
Oyd's men.
Speaker 3: The three of them look very confused, and.
Speaker 2: Chopsy seems to be speaking to them very sort of
hushedly and quietly, and he's pointing left and right. As
you poke your beak over the top and see what's
going on here, there are a couple of boxes around
which presumably do contain the loots some of there's a
couple of large boxes, a couple of smaller boxes.
Speaker 3: How do you want to approach it?
Speaker 6: Remind me, guys, so I already use the ring? Can
I use I don't remember if I used maide hand,
can maide hand be cast more than once a day?
Speaker 5: Can can trip?
Speaker 8: And it is a cantrip, which means you can use
it infinitely and spam it forever.
Speaker 6: Right, So I am going to approach them as stealthily
as I am able and get as close as I
can and try to uh made hand one of those
boxes open?
Speaker 3: All right, give me a stealth check.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like slip over the edge here and you
creep behind maybe an area like there's a couple of seats,
just stone seats that the general popular sit on. The
it's just slightly aside from the area where Oid and
his cronies sit, and you can duck down behind that,
and then you send out this mage hand and it
sort of floats over towards which one of the boxes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, uh, the closest one to me. And can I
simultaneously use mimicry to uh to kind of project Oid's
voice in a direction opposite from me, give.
Speaker 3: Me a give me a performance tape? What do you
want to say in the voice?
Speaker 6: Avoid so they're gonna hear Oid basically say you idiots
get down here, that I see him like he's I
guess he would call them by name if I remember
their names, but I don't know if I if I do. Okay,
So to use that mimicry ability, you wanted a what
now performance?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 5: Oh crap, you don got this.
Speaker 3: So, while concentrating on your newly acquired ability to mage
hand over one way, you mimicry in the voice of
void behind them. But for some reason unbeknownst to you,
you're just you're It's the worst mimicry of all time because.
Speaker 1: You just go.
Speaker 3: And say it exactly like lash out of the beak
from your hiding spot.
Speaker 2: The three of them turn around, they see this mage
hand float past them, and then they look you just
dead in the eye, and Chopsy says.
Speaker 1: Hi, what are you doing here?
Speaker 5: I came to collect our prize. We had nothing to
do with the dwarf. We earned this prize.
Speaker 1: Do give me a persuasion check. Oh, come on, where's
my dice?
Speaker 3: It's been a while, child, he says.
Speaker 2: Well, he looks up, and then the form of aid
continues to circle around.
Speaker 16: Well, I don't know what's the boss wreckon? And the
other two well, no, no, you're the boss now, and yeah,
he's well he ain't.
Speaker 1: I'm not the boss. Who's the boss? All right?
Speaker 3: Well, I suppose they get it right?
Speaker 1: Yeah they yeah, all right, And he just turns around.
Speaker 2: He brings out the box which he'd previously taken the
rings out of for Carlias and says, listen, uh all right, one, two, three,
Well he's dead, you don't need one.
Speaker 1: Keep that.
Speaker 5: Well, we're going to try to We're going to try
to save him. He does need it. We're gonna be
able to save him. We're going to save him right now.
Speaker 3: In another persuasion check high for this one, though, he goes.
Speaker 1: You could have just wiped up and asked for everything
to begin with.
Speaker 3: I suppose this guy's not clever. I suppose yeah, all right,
all right, yeh yeah, and he takes out another ring
and then says it's the gold as well, is it?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: I don't know about this, CVD.
Speaker 5: We want to we want a fair and square and
then that to work thru and everything.
Speaker 2: Technically, they're right, they are right technically, Yeah, yeah, they
are right technically, But he's fucking angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but I don't want to make it
more angry.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I won't say a word. I'll just say
that I came up and I took it.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe he wants you to have it.
Speaker 4: I don't know he wants.
Speaker 2: He does always say all right, yeah, He clips the
box clothes and hands over to you the Rings of Resistance.
Speaker 1: Do we technically get the booster shots? I just I
don't care about them. I just want them to do
more than cure color and like be like a mass
of adrenal boost or something.
Speaker 4: I was thinking.
Speaker 8: I was thinking they were like ASI, like a permanent
stat increase the.
Speaker 3: The The two guys behind say they did technically win
two rounds though, didn't they? No, shut up, he's not
gonna no.
Speaker 6: I mean we did. We did win both rounds. It
was pretty spectacular and we suffered quite a loss.
Speaker 1: We have a persuasion, please get another NERD twenty roll
high again. The sight is fucking rigged. Way, there's no way, no,
no you.
Speaker 2: And he brings out two hundred and fifty gold pieces
and says, listen, you have to come back and deal
with void. If he ever calms down, and then see
I have to see what he says, take these and
just leave us alone, right.
Speaker 5: Okay, I understand. I understand, Well we'll talk that would.
Speaker 1: The hands over a bag is.
Speaker 2: Four rings of resistance and two hundred and fifty gold pieces.
I guess you guys might as well just roll for
the rings now, which is a D ten.
Speaker 3: So if each of you gives me a D ten,
we can decide which the rings, what the rings are,
and you can you can do your do your things.
Speaker 1: Fave what ring of resistance?
Speaker 4: Ten?
Speaker 1: Resistance to everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's resistant to all damage.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping for poison, so resyncratic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just put it on your head.
Speaker 1: Is five.
Speaker 2: So this is a citrine ring. I don't know what
that looks like. Probably blue, no, probably yellow. Citrins trains
are yellow, yellow, yellow. So you this is a resistance
to lightning ring, which means the same for lash. So
there's two citrine rings in there, two lightning resistance rings.
So write this down, but you can obviously swap see
this later on sure. In fact, I could just write
it here and we can just make it part of
the bag. Two times lightning. Then there's a number eight,
which is psychic, which.
Speaker 4: Is well, it's good for going into the underdog. I
guess bro.
Speaker 3: Citric citrine not citric.
Speaker 1: That would be lame.
Speaker 3: I've written citric again.
Speaker 1: Resistance citric damage. No, not the accents of this.
Speaker 5: Orange, a beautiful citric green.
Speaker 3: Fuckingly that I think I'm allergic to citrix. And then
the ten is thunder. It's spinel. It's the same one
that Carlias has.
Speaker 1: So then there's.
Speaker 3: Thunder spinel, which I think is blue. Actually, I think
spinel comes in all sorts of weird colors when I
looked at up before. So that's what's in there, plus
two hundred and fifty gold pieces. Now you may come
back and barter with Oid later on for whether you
are the booster shots or not.
Speaker 1: That other goal.
Speaker 8: It's the difference between lightning and thunder down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was curious about that. Thunder is like force damage.
Speaker 3: Force Yeah enough, so yeah, I think that's what they
class That isn't a bad thing to have. I mean,
let's see what it has you have?
Speaker 8: I thought, Yeah, force is just called force. And then
like thunderwave does lightning damage.
Speaker 1: So no, thunderwave does force damage, doesn't it. Yeah thunderwave, Yeah,
it takes thunder damage, which is that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: Look, but it.
Speaker 1: Is classed as force if I'm not mistaken, because that's
it pushes them back. So we're basically immune to Emperor palpatine.
Speaker 3: Scardoning force and thunder apparently the same thing.
Speaker 2: Force is a concentrated strike of tangible magical energy, and
thunder is a is a is a concussive burst of
sound like a sonic boom. Apparently thunderwave is thunder damage.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, magic missile is force damage apparently damage shatterstorm
of vengeance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Thunderous smike, thunder is thunder is guile, sonic boom you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'll happen eventually, these rings will become useful.
One day.
Speaker 8: We'll just wait till we are taking like force damage
from some monster, and then we'll argue about whether thunder damage.
Speaker 2: It will say you one day this is always the way.
You're like, oh this one sucks, and then you'll be like, oh,
it's just saved my life. Yeah, I mean you are dead.
It's technically right. So someone someone's gonna be fucking thanos
right here.
Speaker 3: She puts them all on.
Speaker 8: She can wear she can wear three rings.
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna put them all on.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it was good, she'd put them all
on and say he couldn't talk them out of them,
so yeah, he chopsy hands over the things and says,
all right, listen, and didn't he tell you to get
the dwarf?
Speaker 5: I gotta go good, yes, thank you, and I dashed
down like zip right back.
Speaker 3: The others turned into each other and continue to be confused.
I don't know what the do we carry on working?
I don't know do we even have a job?
Speaker 1: Is he ever coming?
Speaker 3: Looking up and eat?
Speaker 2: The dragon continues to fly around above you like a
very attractive lizard. Slash One climbs back down the wall,
and then Pita patters across the sand. At the entrance
slash exit of the fighting pits, Miami Blossom and his
couple of very rich looking, fine elven friends are being
hustled and bustled out of the fighting pits, and with
them stands a teethling.
Speaker 3: What does this tee fling look like? Fairlight excalibur.
Speaker 8: He's an extraordinarily broad and relatively short teeth fling. Like
compared to all of the others, he's he looks he
looks like he's part dwarf because he's he stands about
five six, so all the other teethlings are a good
six inches taller. But he is built like a football player,
and he walks like a house shuffling around and he's
just he he looks like a wrestler, so to speak.
And he's wearing glasses, has a go tee cool and
and he's just he's probably the thickest. He's like thick
with six seas. He's the thickest te fling you've ever seen,
Like for thickness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can roll the D one thousand with advantage.
Speaker 1: All right, all wonder one thousand. How thick is he six.
Speaker 3: Twice super super thick? Yeah, he's like there's constrained thick.
Speaker 5: He's a brick out.
Speaker 8: He looks like he looks like the kind of person
like you just took a full sprint and just smash
into him, and you'll just bounce off and he'll turn.
Speaker 4: Around and go huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you, along with Miami Blossom and some of the
others are being sort of hustled and bustled out, like
as you guys find a break in the crowd just
outside the fighting pits, Miami's friends run off towards the
Velvet Crown Casino and Miami looks and turns to.
Speaker 3: You and says, I have a new job for you instead,
for Celias. I need you to find the dwarf, the
dwarf that started all of this. His name is Carlias
and herge in the first round. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I need you to find him. He looks inside a
pouch and says, this is one hundred gold. It's got
him out of town. Smuggle him out of town.
Speaker 8: Don't have absolutely not that thing. You want me to
run a foul of whatever that is for for a
week's pay.
Speaker 3: A thousand now, one hundred now and a thousand later.
Speaker 1: Well, if there's anything worth dying, force becos, it's that.
Speaker 3: You've just you've You've smuggled everything in and everything out
of town. As far as I'm aware you are, you're
the man for the job. I think you can do it.
Speaker 1: Where do I find him? And what does?
Speaker 8: I saw what he looks like and there's not too
many dwards here? But where would he go? Do you
know where he lives? Does he have a house here?
Speaker 1: See what he knows?
Speaker 2: Somehow somehow address Miami blossoms. I don't know, but I
suppose we could start at the velvet Crown.
Speaker 1: Okay, I presume he was staying there.
Speaker 3: I was staying there. I don't know how else he
would have gotten in.
Speaker 4: Come.
Speaker 3: Then let's go, and he grabs you by the shoulder.
Speaker 8: Let's go out of the way, out of the way,
and he just starts like muscling through the crowd. People
are just getting pushed out of the way by this
tiny little teefling dwarfish looking out of the way coming
throughout the way.
Speaker 2: And yeah, Miami Blossom just stays in your slipstream in
the wake of people parting out. Where as you start
heading towards the Velvet Crown Casino. That's where we're going
to go to our first.
Speaker 1: Break evening dragon and used to fly circle around. All right, guys,
we'll be right back, so you guess thanks for hanging.
Welcome back to the.
Speaker 3: End of the world. It's the end of the world
as we know it. Nope, just the end.
Speaker 1: It's one of my thing is, oh my friends are dead. Yes,
let's see here. Miss montois Carla as mm hm. You
head up the Ferry busy tower towards Miami Blossom's room.
It probably takes you a little while.
Speaker 2: Because there's going to be lots of people, lots of
commotion going up and down in the tower, Some confused
as to whether the tower is the safest place to be,
some trying to get higher up so they can get
a better look at the dragon.
Speaker 3: Once you reach the room and try the door, it
is it is locked. But I think you have a key.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have the key that Miami go cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you open the door.
Speaker 2: Stepping inside, the room looks very much as you left
it this morning, the same kind of state.
Speaker 3: And but there is no Miami blossom in here.
Speaker 1: As I look around as the like, is the curtains
opened or.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The cons will be open? I imagine draw them closed,
the non concern starters. I guess i'd start repairing cebus.
That piece of ship broke on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me a tinker check.
Speaker 1: Tinkers is ducks right? Yeah? Is it like?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 1: Or is it? I used decks for mine when I
was doing it. Uh. It seems like it could be
an inter check to me. Look pretty sure it doesn't.
It doesn't actually doesn't say it, is it? No, it's
not telling me on roll twenty.
Speaker 2: I think it's because usually a tinker's check is just
a D twenty but you're allowed to add.
Speaker 1: Your proficiency to it. Yeah, like the ustles. Yeah, it's
skill check, is it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, No, you're you're right, Brad. I think you
just designed, like you just decide. But I think it
depends on what your tinkering. So like, if you're trying
to make a watch, it's like a dex check. If
you're trying to make like a magical item, it's like
you add your your int modifier, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3: I figure he's fixing something that he understands, but it's
not dextrous work.
Speaker 1: It's a gun. Yeah so, and probably inter or wisdom.
Then the ability to recall.
Speaker 3: The proficiency is is the is the I have learned
this before.
Speaker 1: Did I go with wisdom? Then? No?
Speaker 2: Wisdom is more innate stuff? Alright, so not wanted stuff
happens if you fail, just passed up, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: And gets up to you to decide. Oh, unless it's
like class stuff.
Speaker 11: Right, there's a specific thing I never remember because it
said the pistol is reload on for miss far and one.
Speaker 1: But let me find the.
Speaker 3: Thing again.
Speaker 1: Is it fucking called slinger? That's what it's called.
Speaker 3: The game uh, okay, So to repair your firing, you
must make a successful tinker tools check DC equals eight
plus misfirescas to fail anyway, joke fails, the weapon is
broken and must be repaired out of combat half cost
of firearms.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you need to.
Speaker 3: Find somebody who can repair it for one hundred and
twenty five gold pieces.
Speaker 1: Roughly, I guess.
Speaker 11: And Carolysis is trying to work at working alls in
like a spark or something like darn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little a little thing falls out of
it that doesn't make any sense to you as you
work on this slightly more intricately designed weapon than your
your basic revolver that you're used to, and yeah, some
some little metal cog or thing spring pops out of
it that just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: So this is an antique, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to need a professional to look at it.
Back in the fighting pits, Lash approaches with a small pouch.
Speaker 5: I got, I got the gold. Hopefully it's enough to.
Speaker 1: Rest Raja and and I have these rings right good,
We're fucked unless we get somewhere safe.
Speaker 5: The temple, yes, the best temple.
Speaker 1: Should we grab Carlias or what? What are we doing.
Speaker 6: Well, we'll call Carlias isn't dead yet, Raja is dead.
We should prioritize the dead, and then if Carlias dies,
then we'll.
Speaker 1: Get shouldn't we prioritize the alive because they're dead, they
can't die again, because but.
Speaker 5: What if it's times sensitive?
Speaker 6: Because well this, let's get to the temple and then
we'll go find there's the answer.
Speaker 4: There's start slinking off with Raja's Yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking like his tall or anything too heavy
to carry so that it's easier for Arden to carry it.
I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you take, you take some of this stuff, and
Arden takes the body, and you guys, you guys shuffle
out of the fighting pits and head towards one of
the temples.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and our do in in our doing that,
I'm definitely gonna try and be the rogue and sort
of scout sneaky around and scout ahead of us as
much good as it'll do for it.
Speaker 1: I'm following Arden.
Speaker 3: Yeah again, you're moving through chaos like the chaos is.
Speaker 1: Not really I'd be pushing through in front kind of
similar to what I'm what I've probably done one or
two times before, just kind of pushing the public out,
just taking the shield and and just kind of pushing
people aside and excuse me coming through, coming through, move
the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's loads of people doing that, yea,
And yeah, you're I'm a little more forceful than them.
Which one you heading towards the north or the south
Temple South South?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one where we uh rajah and I
went to beforehand too, sure, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: I imagine the people that work in the tuple, Like
dude comes in, I'm going to be in the fighting
pits tomorrow, and then like he was in then the
next day he.
Speaker 1: Went, he went to the fighting pits. Which which one
are we going to? Where we're going? What do we do?
Follow me right, and just gonna you, I'm used to
this still some extent that's to roll anything or now
these poor peasants. Yeah, there's people doing it. Just just
off to one side.
Speaker 2: You see a small, very very thick looking tee fling
doing the same thing, making a path through for some sort.
Speaker 1: Of nobleman following him.
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, you guys, after some time, it's not
easy moving, but you know, you get there.
Speaker 1: I'll do a checkle's see see.
Speaker 3: Everyone who's a little more than an animal to me? Yeah,
you guys, point unto the the the the front of
the temple here and again this is a relatively sort
of Gothic looking structure. It's an old stone building and
there's a huge, obviously frontal entrance with these large double
oaken doors. They are closed, and out the.
Speaker 2: Front of it there is a handful of of acolytes,
including the head priest, a sort of a quite young
looking elf, even for even for an elf who they they.
Speaker 3: Generally look quite young with their whole lives because they
live forever. They just won't die.
Speaker 1: That arden. I don't know if you you didn't meet her,
did you previously?
Speaker 3: You met a an acolyte?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we met. We met the one that was
hanging out with the other lady.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you've never met this. There's there's a very
clear priest in charge here.
Speaker 2: Her robes are a little bit infescent than the others.
She has the symbol of Lira, which is the goddess
of joy. It's like three stars in a sort of
triangle shape, and she's very prominently placed all over her
and she's sort of trying to calm the crowds down.
Speaker 3: A lot of people are kind of like shouting at her,
like Lucis, it's an old four or five building. She's saying, no,
it's there's no room.
Speaker 1: We mustn't. We can't all fit you in here.
Speaker 3: It's not nothing's going to save us from this this dragon.
We must pray together, stay calm, do not push past
each other.
Speaker 1: And then you push through the crowd.
Speaker 4: But you just yeah, you just said that nothing could
save us.
Speaker 1: Why would we pray this building? It will not hold
us all, It won't stop care we're coming in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we have a real problem here.
Speaker 1: Just pushing past her and they passed through, like I will.
Is the door barred? Yeah, dead body?
Speaker 4: It has cholera.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna push. Can you let us in right now?
Speaker 3: I'm afraid the doors are closed for a reason.
Speaker 1: If everybody floods in.
Speaker 5: We're not flooding in. This is very urgent.
Speaker 1: I'll keep them out.
Speaker 5: Then there you go, fair trade.
Speaker 12: We mustn't just pick and choose. Why not join us
in a prayer? Do you understand I'm not going to
pray God.
Speaker 4: You know I'm gonna hold out one of my right
put all the symbol out of the church. And I
used to attend this place under father name.
Speaker 1: I haven't made up his damn name, and I forgot it.
Can we have.
Speaker 4: Our friend has fallen? Can we at least get him inside?
Speaker 2: She sort of sees this body slumped over you and says, oh, yes,
of course, yes, sir, you are a priest.
Speaker 1: Let this one in.
Speaker 3: Oh and these are with you. Yes, there's a handful
of people that are like.
Speaker 1: We can go. I'm going to give them like the
biggest death stare that I can just.
Speaker 2: She She turns and she nods at one of the
acolytes and says, I'm sorry, I did not realize that
you were a priest here.
Speaker 3: You must not have been home for some time. My
name is Custos, the d and d oh that's great,
that's what their name is.
Speaker 1: How do you say that? Starting my notes? Thank you.
Speaker 2: The acolyte behind turns and begins to sort of open
one of the doors. He pushes it open a crack.
There's a sort of surge in the crowd, but she
turns and says, you must not enter this place. The
guards will strike you down for sure.
Speaker 1: Has she saying that I'm gonna let If any of
you come up these stairs, I'm going to gut you
like a fucking fish.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 1: We do not need to arrange them any further. I
don't care.
Speaker 2: I mean both techniques of fear plus actual crazy looking
dragon born fear. And yeah, the crowd sort of like
they don't really do it.
Speaker 3: They just continue to move around. The dragon does another
circle of the town lets you in.
Speaker 1: I'll be here, let me know how it goes, and
when we're out, we'll go find carlais okay.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure he'll be perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: I don't funk with the gods, so enjoy that. I'll
be out here.
Speaker 4: I will enjoy fucking the cards. I'll be back.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, And I'm just like spirited ready or
Halberd ready, shield up, whatever have you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the door opens last, you're going inside too.
Speaker 5: I'm staying.
Speaker 3: I'm staying outside.
Speaker 6: No with the with Raja because aren't gun And they
let us in as a group going in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're free to go in as well.
Speaker 2: So you two head in Raja's body along with you,
and they bolt and close the door. Bring down a
heavy iron bar behind the doors as you head into
the temple.
Speaker 1: It's a lot quieter in here, though. There are some
people in here.
Speaker 3: Some of them are injured, injured people that have been
like trampled, but they're just kind of like bruised and
cut a little. There's nobody like badly injured sitting about.
There's a couple of.
Speaker 2: Younger acolytes and priests tending to them, but in general
it's the same kind of open open space.
Speaker 3: There's a a pool of.
Speaker 2: Water in the middle, and then just all these different
depictions of various gods in their various shrine, basic looking,
some of them in like humani humanoid form, some of
them just like symbols on stone that are carved into
the wall, and little recesses that run along this central arc.
And then there are lots of different rooms that head off.
Where would you where you want to go?
Speaker 7: Pardon, oh, I'm just I'm going to go back to
where I am aware, like kind of where I used
to study.
Speaker 14: In the back a little bit, there's like a there's
a there's a quarters where people sleep, and there's an
area where people produce water.
Speaker 3: That's where you would probably have been stolen.
Speaker 7: A yeah, yeah, I don't know how contagious color is
and a dead, necrofied body, So I don't want.
Speaker 1: To definitely want to go to the water source.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, warm out of the water. It's holly right,
it'll fix them every fine, all right.
Speaker 4: But yeah we're in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like there.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You you sort of move through the back and then
off to one side there's a much larger hall kind
of where there's lots of young looking acolytes ranging from
anywhere from like five to to late teens that are
all kind of huddled about. Normally they would be sat
at their own They have like lots of and waters, yeah,
like carrying devices and they stand and just create water
and then take that to wherever it needs to go
in the town or to the various wells. But they're
all kind of just huddled about in fear. Like some
of them are looking out the windows. There are various
smaller windows around, and every now and then you'll see
the shadow of the dragon pass beyond them.
Speaker 3: All of these kids just look terrified, and you walk
in with a dead body and they.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's okay, it's all okay. Now, what's the
worst that can happen?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean he's he's gonna be fine because he
just he just went down. I can't say the words,
he just fell. So we're just going to fix that,
and you guys are gonna help us.
Speaker 4: He's dead.
Speaker 3: One of them steps forward, and it's the young girl
that you met the previous day, the younger Akolai, and
she steps out and says, oh, this is this is odden.
He's he's a famed priest. Yes, I'm sure you're able
to save your fallen friend.
Speaker 1: Ye, yes, with help.
Speaker 5: We need help. The most powerful priest you.
Speaker 3: Have, well, that would be Custos. She's outside.
Speaker 5: Please please go fetch her.
Speaker 1: I'll try and.
Speaker 3: These little aco girl runs off towards theurgent.
Speaker 4: Of prop him up to look kind of not terrifyingly scary.
Speaker 1: No, he looks terrifying scary, but he's beautiful to me.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: It's ruined him. Zombies, he looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's horrific that a couple of the kids
whimper at the site of this thing guarding the doorway.
Speaker 1: Can I glare at them with my corpse all a
corpse intimidation? As that's happening outside, I'm leaning over to Christasen.
So do you have any ale any at all?
Speaker 3: I'm afraid not.
Speaker 1: Now is not the time? Now was especially the time
does a dragon?
Speaker 3: She sort of looks you up and down. Please, just
if you're going to help, then do so calmly.
Speaker 1: Right, Do any of you have any l anything to drink?
Give me a persuasion check, just one. It's a flask anything,
It doesn't matter at all, really persuasion.
Speaker 3: Yes, nice, give me a Dexterity Savings a flask.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch that bit with your tea.
Speaker 3: And there's a it's a it's a small flask of
poor meat, but it is meat.
Speaker 1: Thank you, fuck you.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: The the.
Speaker 3: Chaos continues beyond the chaos. At the front of the temple,
we see Miami Blossom and Versilius pushing through the crowd
and onwards towards the Velvet Crown Casino. It takes a
little while to get there, Vasilius, so you're pushing through everybody,
but you're doing it successfully. There's still like lots of
people moving about. You're having to avoid people who are fleeing.
Speaker 8: Would we would we not get there before Carlias, Yeah,
he's if he's sneaking don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: It's just just we're just doing some films flavor, We're
just doing.
Speaker 8: The seasoning.
Speaker 3: It's just some Game of Thrones bullshit. Teleportation justif things.
Speaker 8: You're fast traveling, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Well sort of sort of slow. You're extra slow traveling
because the camera wants it to look that way, and
so did the Game.
Speaker 1: Of thro.
Speaker 8: So the camera then looking over the crowd, you just
see people going, but you can't see the source of
it because he's shorter than the crowd.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you push, you push through to the to
the to the front of the Velvet Crown because you
know again you see you come to the same uh
scene as what Carlia saw, the closed doors and in
a crowd building, a slightly larger crowd than it was before.
This seems to be the case across town. The larger,
more fortified looking buildings that aren't made of like flimsy wood,
flammable wood. These people aren't clever and have never seen
a dragon, let alone. They just think they all do fire.
Speaker 3: The the Velvet Crown Casino is another one of these buildings,
so there's a lot of people out the front trying
to get in to to know avail. There's there's obviously
nobody letting people.
Speaker 8: In, okay as well, so there are the guards in
front of the bar door. There isn't no okay, uh hmm,
it's locked. Is there a different what I know if
there's a different way in? Is a like frequently work
for them?
Speaker 4: Give me a.
Speaker 1: Just an in check. See if you've learned this information
in your time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that there's a back door.
Speaker 8: Let's just score around the back. If we try to
go in the front, it will cause a riot. Yes, okay,
and I'll go round of the kitchen interest Carl's bard shut.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 3: You try the door and although it is open, it
jams on something behind it.
Speaker 1: Somewhat. Uh can I get the door open?
Speaker 4: A crack?
Speaker 8: Yeah, just a little open a crack, create made hand
inside and pull it, pull the like, feel around, find
the chair and pull it out of the way.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Just there's a moment where you push the door
and you realize that it's not locked by a vault
or anything.
Speaker 3: You are able to discern that it's jammed in some way.
Speaker 2: Create the maide hand, pull the stool out of the way,
and then the door swings open and and Miami Blossom says, oh, yes,
if anybody's going to be able to break in, then
I suppose you're the one to do it.
Speaker 8: Very good, And then, without even looking like as he's
saying that, Miami can see the maychaan closes the door,
borrows it, and it just ceases to exist.
Speaker 1: Very clever. Okay, this is what I do.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll have to try and find her life this room. Oh,
we could try mine. He does have a key to
my room too.
Speaker 1: We'll go to my room first.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll just push through and then like the first
hotel or like sorry, casino staff or guard that we
run into, just walk up to them.
Speaker 1: Have you seen a dwarf? And if you say me,
I'll punch your teeth out.
Speaker 3: The teethling looks down to he has a gun on
his head and he says, in Inferno.
Speaker 2: You are a te fling, brother, I can tell that
you are not a dwarf. And then he looks up
and sees Miami Blossom and says, mister Blossom, a man
was looking for you, a dwarf. I assume this is
who you are looking for. He went upstairs.
Speaker 1: Do you know what room he is in?
Speaker 3: I afraid not. He is not staying here currently though,
so I do not know.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a room. He does not have a room. No,
he had to water his way in seeing you. Maybe
he's in your room.
Speaker 3: Miami says, yes, he must be in my room. I
gave him a key, and okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's go out of the way and start pushing my
way up the stairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, push your way all the way up
the stairs and make your way to Miami Blossom's room.
After a moment fumbling around with the key, he opens
the door. Carlias is in there looking at a gun quizzically.
Speaker 1: Actually gonna.
Speaker 11: Whilst they're getting into the building, I've kind of given
up on the gun, So I'm just gonna cry, just
thinking to himself like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I do well, never been one
for religion.
Speaker 11: He's gonna kneel at the bed, give a prayer. He's
gonna who was it they gave me the mark that
we chose?
Speaker 1: Yugle? I think his name is.
Speaker 3: I've already forgotten too many gods.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that sounds familiar, but I can't remember which
god decided to go with?
Speaker 4: You went?
Speaker 1: Did you get you got the cantrip and a sparkle
in the.
Speaker 3: You've got to You've got a symbol of Mistra on your.
Speaker 2: Although you should be aware that all three of those
marks are marks of yol. Mister Bain and Kevin Vore
don't give a funk about you yet, just gave you.
Speaker 1: Their symbol because they represent who you aligned with.
Speaker 4: Your goal was our buddy we talked to in extra
dimensional rule.
Speaker 2: Right, is the lord of end of everything? Yeah, he's
he's a sort of speech little.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna down and gonna try and talk to mister.
Let's see if she can give help.
Speaker 3: Sure, give me a religion check because I like to
use religion checks for this.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: You send a little prayer up to Mistra. Mister doesn't
speak to you.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just regardless of and no, I don't
do this a lot.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna be surprised if you don't care about me.
I'm the sake of my friends. I try to help,
and I've got myself in a bit of a predicament.
If you can share some guidance or.
Speaker 1: There's something a cast guidance.
Speaker 2: At that point, the door behind you opens and Miami
blossom wanders in.
Speaker 1: I see him. I'm like, well, I guess this is guidance.
Speaker 3: Oh who are here? He runs over to you and
gives you a short, sharp hug. You I saw everything.
I was at the fighting pits. Well, what on what
on earth was that you thought you could get away
with that?
Speaker 1: Ah? Well getting away with it? I didn't really think
of it was more helping my friends.
Speaker 3: That man turned into a dragon.
Speaker 1: Wait what he's not after you? Right? That dragon?
Speaker 3: The thing? It flies past the window.
Speaker 1: I saw the dragon. You all heard it loud and clear.
Speaker 8: He specifically said, bring me the dwarf when he transformed
into the dragon.
Speaker 17: Oh, hold on in my hand, on my gun. No
you're not gonna be taking me back. Oh no, no, no, no,
of course, no, no, no. This is Visselius. He's a
smuggler of sorts.
Speaker 2: He usually brings me things into town that I don't
want brought into town, and the people to know has
been brought into town.
Speaker 3: Vasilius is going to be helping you get out of town.
If anyone is going to get you out, it's him.
He knows all sorts of the other ways. I Vasilius,
I don't know how.
Speaker 1: You do it. That's why I'm good at it. I
ext my hand out.
Speaker 11: Well, how tall is how tall is Carlias? Calias is
five three three?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Vasilius is only a tiny bit taller than you. Then,
so they're like almost the same height. And he looks
like he looks like a te fling with dwarf genetics
because he's like the same height. And just hm, let's
go get you out of the city without anyone seeing you.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I've got people here that I'm with.
I don't suppose you.
Speaker 8: Saw them, the breast of your team in the fighting pit. Yeah,
you really want to go find them after you left
them in the pit. One of your friends got killed,
and now the dragon told them to bring you back.
Speaker 1: You want to go find them. They will hand you
over to the dragon?
Speaker 3: Will they hand you over to the dragon?
Speaker 11: They all all die and they don't, that's what he said,
and there's one that might. But wait, you said someone
died the red one rush.
Speaker 1: I step back from most Now. You shouldn't have gotten
those fucking pets, shouldn't have.
Speaker 8: Shot into the pit from outside. And for that matter,
shall we get goings? I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where are we gonna go? Though? I know a
way out.
Speaker 8: Actually I know more than one way out that no
one will see. I mean, I'm guessing you're staying here.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll stay here. I think how I can arrange
for a way out of town that doesn't involve being smuggled.
I also have I can't believe. I have to finish
some business I can. I can meet you in Clear
Peaks at Clear Peaks Port. My family have an estate there,
and he turns to you, vasilias. You'll have payment.
Speaker 1: As you wish well.
Speaker 8: At most, if you want me to deliver a message
to your friends. The dragon's not trying to eat me yet,
and I'd like to keep it that way. But I
at the very least, I can inform them where you've gone.
But I'm not trying. I'm not going to try and
smuggle all five of you out of the city. That's suicide.
The dragon would see the group. It's hard enough moving
one dwarf.
Speaker 1: No, it'll be fine.
Speaker 11: Yeah, send them a message, mim if you see them,
if they come around here, tell them to go get
out the city. Where will you go, Miss Elias? Where
you two want to meet afterwards is up to you.
But I can either get you to the rail station
if you want to sneak on to the next train, or.
Speaker 1: Or we can go down into the dark.
Speaker 8: It's a little bit more dangerous, but I know the
way through, and it would take us up to the
mountain pass between here and Shallow Scar.
Speaker 3: Yes, Shallow Scar, go there, go north.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 8: We can also travel on foot if you bring enough
food and water. You could just walk to Shallow Scar
along the rail tracks. That's another way. You have many options.
Speaker 1: There's any chance of buying a horse around here? Is there?
Is there?
Speaker 3: People don't tend to travel by horse. Orses die quick.
Speaker 1: Horses don't do well with desert. They need too much water. Well,
I guess we're gonna go to Shoutouts Scar, take me down.
Let's go.
Speaker 2: He nods at you, Vasilius, and then turns to you, Carls,
and gives you one last quick hug and a peck
on the cheek and says, be safe.
Speaker 1: Please try.
Speaker 3: He nods at Vissilius and says again, I don't have
much gold on me now, but I promise he'll be paid.
Speaker 1: I can give him fifty. That works.
Speaker 3: Miami Blossom smokes a little as well. No, you should
keep your gold please, you'll probably need it all expenses
covered by me. Vasilius go, let's.
Speaker 8: Go, and I'm just the Cilias is very forceful, so
he's like already kind of like pushing Carlis to the door.
Speaker 1: Let's go before a whole lot of saying, I don't
suppose you have a different attire that I could use.
Speaker 8: You could you could honestly probably fit in my clothes.
Don't suppose you have a hood or something. See this,
it's wearing a hood. Fine here, put it on, all right,
put that on.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are robed and hooded.
Speaker 2: And you guys head down, presumably out of the velvet
Crown casino. Back over at the temple, the there's a
little crack in the door behind where you are strings
and cursed us in a small voice, says, curse us.
The the priest you let in is let's he's he's
requesting your presence, says the time that you can help him.
Speaker 3: And she turns and says, well that means actually this
one out here, Oh, I'm fine. Don't let anyone in
unless they're a priest or very badly injured.
Speaker 1: Well, the second part might come true if they try
to get in.
Speaker 3: Please don't incite any more violence than necessary.
Speaker 1: I won't if they keep giving me booze. Give me
a dex say I was working for it.
Speaker 3: Another one a small bottle of wine half half drank.
Speaker 1: Grab that one too, or into the I'm just gonna
mix with the flaer.
Speaker 4: Keep us all your or the dragon. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The priest heads in with the young acolyte and head
background to the back room. As she steps into the
area where you two are Lash and Arden. She steps
in and says, yes, what is it.
Speaker 5: Our friend here? And I just look at Arden like,
can you do the docking?
Speaker 7: I've been fiddling with Raja's hands all time to freak
the kids out, doing my best Raja impression.
Speaker 12: Hi, uh so.
Speaker 15: Funny thing, and I just point over to Raja the arena.
Can we do anything about this for old times sake?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's been a while.
Speaker 3: You would have me bring him back if that's something
you can do. I'm afraid it's not not unless he
died within the last minute.
Speaker 5: Ah, it's been more than a minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just thinking inside. Oh she's level five.
Speaker 1: Wow, fucking useful.
Speaker 2: It's not necessarily that's just level five more that you
actually can't just straight upw and resurrection magic.
Speaker 4: You mean you can't just hit the res button.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, not there is resurrection magic. It's just a lot
more hard to come by in dust Vail. In this
entire world, you'd.
Speaker 3: Probably be making vague give me a give me a
kana or a religion check. I guess we'll give you
some idea. It's possible that she might know.
Speaker 4: But ship, you're at everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, cleric with zero religion. I'm a
bar that plays like a fighter.
Speaker 2: So hey, there's she said, Like I mean, to be fair,
there's a lot of clerics that don't know anything because
all they do is make not Clerics in dust Veil
are a whole other breed of useless compared to clerics
in every other fucking campaign setting. There's a there's a
there's a look across face for a moment, and she
quizzically questions, what the hell, and then she says, no,
you'll you'll have to see an arch priest, somebody.
Speaker 1: With a lot more power than I'm afraid I command.
Speaker 4: Where.
Speaker 5: Just tell us where?
Speaker 1: See what she knows.
Speaker 3: She knows a lot of ship. She's good, she is
good ship. She says, well, the closest I suppose would
be Chancellor Vossler Shallow Scar. Of course you could head
further north and you could attempt to speak to arch
Priest Caius. That's the Crimson City.
Speaker 5: Okay, Chancellor d Okay.
Speaker 3: Of course you'll have to transport the body, damn it.
We could arrange perhaps for a coffin or something or.
Speaker 5: Can look, maybe one of the wizards can.
Speaker 15: No, it's fine, it's fine, and it's it's working out great,
and I'll just wave the kids with his arm.
Speaker 1: Horrific. They win, She says, Oh, must you be the crass? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, you don't happen to know when the next train
leaves north.
Speaker 1: You would know this.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid I have no idea. They come and go
quite sporadically.
Speaker 5: Okay, and.
Speaker 1: The train it's probably a train's fault. Not there.
Speaker 4: We don't have a time, honestly, they just yeah, they're streamers.
Speaker 1: They don't actually.
Speaker 8: Just go to the Wizard Tower and have them cast
dimension door all the way to Shallow Skirt.
Speaker 1: Yes, mentioned door only goes five hundred feet shut.
Speaker 3: Dimension Tellopau that's the one you want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how much does that cost.
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: You don't want to know.
Speaker 3: You see the woman look the body over and say,
I are you just going to keep him like that?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: What do you suggest?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's quite uncouth. If you're going to
be traveling by train, then well at least a box
of some sort. Okay, do you have any We have
confidence we could provide one for you. Okay, rather heavy.
Speaker 7: Though not.
Speaker 4: Let's let's not get too expensive on it. You know,
it's traditional, like classic.
Speaker 5: Just yes, he's not going to use it.
Speaker 4: Something that doesn't smell maybe some rosemary or time around it.
Speaker 3: A basic Yes, Well, I've got to deal with the
crowds at the front of the building.
Speaker 5: Can we get the box?
Speaker 1: Would you like?
Speaker 4: I can go pick it out for you. I don't
want to bother you.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's no bother. Honestly, I'd rather have one
of the still hold there and she she walks out, confused,
and she she seemed to speak to one or the
other acolytes, one of the larger, broader acolytes here, and
he heads off into another room and heads downstairs somewhere.
Speaker 4: Don't don't we have you know what we don't We
don't need no coffin I'm good, we got this, We
got this.
Speaker 3: She's just horrified at how uncouth and I, well, I'm
sure you're happy to carry a body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm horrified. And how uncouth her?
Speaker 7: Her freaking masses are outside m yeah your face, yeah, deal.
Speaker 4: With your church.
Speaker 1: She is.
Speaker 3: She goes out to the front.
Speaker 1: She's trying to and you're stopping her.
Speaker 3: She returns to the to the to the the outside,
there is a dragon.
Speaker 1: Continue to.
Speaker 3: Swoop diddly swoop about.
Speaker 1: She comes out, and they got the big boy back
up yet.
Speaker 3: No, they're trying to resurrect him.
Speaker 2: But they're going to go speak to I suppose perhaps
Chancellor Vossler at scar Up North m she's an archpriest.
She's able to cast much more powerful spells than I am.
Speaker 1: Well, ship wine and whiskey mixed together, No, thank.
Speaker 4: You, thank you for light tasting of cholera.
Speaker 5: So it won't be more than a few seconds before
I burst out the front door. And we need to
catch the train. We gotta go now, how can how
can we let I almost take our lives the dwarf? No,
where we're going?
Speaker 1: Should we take a train? When the dragon knows who
we are? He's not after us, Well he will be
in an hour.
Speaker 5: Well then we better get to train.
Speaker 17: Hum.
Speaker 1: Can I look at the ridge as the train waiting,
You can.
Speaker 3: Give me a mad perception check of perception check it
comes the four.
Speaker 1: I just I thought it would be like it's way, Oh,
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's quite over. Yeah, it would almost be
more of a fucking sound thing to try and perceive it. No,
you have no no idea whether there's a train just
sat there ready waiting.
Speaker 1: Any of you the train come today?
Speaker 5: Does anyone know the train?
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. Well, go on closer, goeah, come here,
it's a small, dirty looking human. I'm gonna inside a
check them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seving thieving little ship capitalizing on this cutt in
persons left, right and center.
Speaker 1: Come here.
Speaker 3: He runs away?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Anybody else?
Speaker 5: Anyone?
Speaker 3: There's a there's a boy that says that there's there's
no training, no training. Not the US are today?
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: When's the last time you saw one?
Speaker 3: And he's going to train for like three days? O?
Speaker 1: Good? Perfect?
Speaker 6: Because Lash remembers hearing that the trains come about every
three days, so since he hasn't seen one in three days.
Speaker 1: We're in luck, right, lash, come here for a second. Yeah,
I'm gonna take a still from it. We we might
have to find another way other than the train. Oh, okay,
I think we should go into the gorge. The gorge?
Speaker 5: What's the gorge?
Speaker 1: The hole? The hole in the middle of the city. Yes,
but either that or we walk, or we take a
camel horse thing if they have those?
Speaker 5: Is that the thing?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I just made it up in my mind. Okay,
a caravan, we could, but I don't think we should
take a train to be the most obvious way to
leave the city.
Speaker 8: If only you had a skilled desert survivalist.
Speaker 1: Right, survival, But we don't. He just died.
Speaker 4: I don't know the other one.
Speaker 5: So how long would it take you think if we
go by the pit?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab that whatever your name is, you grabbing
U cursed us or whatever her name is? And can
can you get out of the city through the gorge?
Speaker 3: She looks at you and says, I shouldn't be surprised
that you would know something like that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I thought you would asking me to come
with right, No, I see yes, well, I have no
intention of leaving the city.
Speaker 1: Yep, what I do so can.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, I understand there's the secret pass and
you know of it. Of course you don't.
Speaker 1: Don't know of it. I'm just asking if there's a
way out of the city. Is there a secret pass? Yes?
Where is it in the gorge? It's a terrible secret?
Speaker 8: Is it? On?
Speaker 3: The north knows it? Specifically?
Speaker 1: She knows it?
Speaker 3: She says, well, oh, of course, yes, your priest friend
would know.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: We need to get on the fastest way we can.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, yes, yes, well, of course, yes, well your
priest friend knows of it. Yes, that's how you know
of it.
Speaker 1: So why are you no, I'm for fox sakes, I'm
asking you if someone can get out of the fucking
city by going down on into the gorge.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, of course you could.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Is there anything more dangerous that you should take a train?
Speaker 1: That's fine, I'm not taking a train. There we there,
we go. Tell Auden, we should probably go because I'm
not going to kill Carlias. I don't think you are,
So we need.
Speaker 2: To leave, okay, Carlius, give me a stealth check as
you exit the Velvet Crown Casino.
Speaker 8: Well, as we're leaving, I'm going to use my criminal
background contexts to just, uh, if I can find one,
have a local courier, like set out to go find
the other three and just tell them meet us in
clearpoint or meet Carlias at clearpoint?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Do I get advantaged since I changed costume? Oh?
Speaker 8: Actually I I.
Speaker 1: I was, I was.
Speaker 8: Actually I was actually looking at this because I am
getting used to the new character in his abilities. But
I actually start with a spare change of dark clothing
in a hood. So when he asked do you have
a hood or something? Instead of handing you his like
Cecilius actually just reaches into his bag and has a
whole disguise and he's like, here you go put this one.
Speaker 3: Uh have a look, saf that's even gonna help you.
Speaker 4: How much does the DM want to kill Carlias?
Speaker 1: Fuck dude.
Speaker 7: And also I want to point out that if Carlias
dies in acid breath right now, Vacilius is probably dying.
Speaker 1: There's two characters in a month. You can see the
look on Jesse's face, like I just fucking stayed up
all night. God damn it. I just wrote forty five pages.
My new novel is coming out next week and the
book tours the week after God Advantage because of the
hood obviously, Yeah, that's fine. I felt that anyway.
Speaker 2: But the ten was the ten was still quite low, however. Yeah,
you step outside and there's a rush above you of
of of flapping leathery wings. Lucky for you, he's just
passed over as you as you stepped out, and you
just see his nail and head away from you, just
about by the skin of your teeth, missing the eye
of the dragon. As you, guys step out, there's a
there's a boy that you recognize, Vasilius as being one
of Caslek's many children that work for him in the town,
and you probably beckon him over and he runs over
and says, oh, yeah, you, yeah, I recognize you.
Speaker 8: What is it, hey, I've just put five gold pieces
in his hand. And be like the people that just
fought in the fighting pit, go find them, told them
that to our friend is waiting in clear point coha.
Speaker 3: Find the people in a fighting pit.
Speaker 2: He runs off, skit us off and there's a gang
of kids down in any way, and they will start
speaking and you see them disperse through the through the city.
Speaker 3: Vasilius the access.
Speaker 8: Also as the dragon is flying over, Vasilius takes us,
takes his glasses off and puts them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it helps, It helps a lot. I don't have
glasses here.
Speaker 3: That do you need them to see?
Speaker 1: No, they're just make you look.
Speaker 8: His vision is not His vision is like not amazing,
but it's not horrific either. He can still see. He
just it's like reading glasses or if he's reading small
print or driving off for driving, if he's driving a
vehicle or his airplane.
Speaker 2: Is limp you you you are aware that the the
entrance to the or the safest way into the gorge.
There's a there's there's an entrance via the temple. There's
this overhang of a particular tower at the temple. I've
mentioned a couple of times. You can use that to
get to a ledge. And then it's the easiest access.
It's a it's almost like a rudimentary stairway that just
zig zags down into the gorge. And it's also one
of the closest entrances to the to the sort of
secret pass that leads into the underbelly of Sin River.
It's right at the bottom very south of the gorch here,
and you know that the trail leads this way and
comes back up out somewhere over here.
Speaker 3: There's like an a hatch that you can get out.
Speaker 2: You can climb down into the gorge however you want,
though it's it's not a sheer drop. You could climb
into it anywhere, just no one does because there's horrible
things at the bottom.
Speaker 8: Mm hmm, yeah, he'll he'll use the same road that
he usually users.
Speaker 2: Sure, you both maneuver through the the the crowds again,
the dragon continues to to, uh, give me a checks,
both of you. Sure as you as you approach the
sort of temple area over towards the the fighting pits themselves,
you actually see Ah, the chancellor of sim River, this
pretty powerfully built tief thing who he stood on top
of a huge sort of carriage, one that Rajah had
seen him in previously. And he's sort of like he's
shouting up at the dragon as it flies past every
now and then, trying to get his attention.
Speaker 3: He doesn't look very regal.
Speaker 2: He actually looks for the first time anybody that would
have ever seen him in town, a little, a little flustered,
there's a group of armed men around him, and there's
also a gathering of the Watch as lots of these
the town Watcher starting to militarize up the areas towards
the south of town. Here you see a lot of
the the Watch preparing to have to deal with the dragon.
But yeah, you you would probably be aware seeing this,
seeing this, this, this tee fling just shouting up, and
you sort of just hear him say.
Speaker 1: We had a deal.
Speaker 3: You said that you would not turn on us, And
he's just shouting up, what happened?
Speaker 1: Why come let us talk?
Speaker 3: And the dragon continues to to to circle.
Speaker 2: He doesn't say anything back at all, and Chancellor kill
Ross continues to just keep saying the same thing over
and over again.
Speaker 3: He looks very panicked.
Speaker 8: Yeah, as soon as that starts happening, I'm just gonna
turn to Carlias and just look right, shut your mouth
and don't make a sound, and put my hand on
his face and cast in visibility.
Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, it's face from existence, you from existent. I don't,
I don't.
Speaker 8: That thing may be able to see right through the spell,
but at least the guards won't try to grab us
follow me and then start and just walk like around
to the back of the temple.
Speaker 1: Where the exit is. Avoid avoid the Chancellor at all costs.
With Carlias, see me on the steps, rating the crowd
for more alcohol.
Speaker 3: You'll keep looking at them, looking at them, perception check.
Speaker 5: Also, birds are rare.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you absolutely just about make out the form of.
Speaker 1: Strings.
Speaker 3: He turns and then heads into the temple, and then
the doors close and bar behind him. You see this woman,
this elven woman, and her acolytes baying the crowd, keeping
them as calm as they can as they try and
gather and get.
Speaker 2: Into one of the more fortified buildings in town. So
you'd definitely be aware. However, Vasilius knows all the secret
entrances into the temple and is taking you around the
back into a sort of direct access point to this
tower that you're trying to get to.
Speaker 1: Vasilius. Someone said I, which usually means I want to know.
I was just gonna say, I don't think I would
have gone back in.
Speaker 3: What you said you went in.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm still on the steps. Oh in that case,
then you turn and then turn back. Yeah, definitely, strings
is on the on the steps. Lash you're going back in.
Speaker 5: So we're being guided toward the.
Speaker 6: I've got piece of right, just understand, she's guiding us
towards the access point to the CTFO.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: That was what you wanted, right, that was what you
were asking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just wondering why strings is not.
Speaker 1: Oh if she if she's actually guiding us, then yes,
I didn't. I didn't know she was going to guide us.
I just asked her if there was one. I didn't
hear her say, oh, I'll take you. So she's guiding us,
then yeah, I'm absolutely gone. She's pointing you to someone
who can then yes, I'm going in. Sorry, sorry to
interrupt the Sorry, Uh so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sufrick and all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you disappear in she she tells one of the
attendants to take you. This place is kind of like
you remember in Game of Thrones there was that thing
with the moon door. There was like one of those
that fucking area that opens out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll be taking you down to one of them,
the acolyte the there's a young man.
Speaker 2: One of the priests here again in similar garb to
the to the arch priest or, the priest Custos, in
that he has the lera symbol on him, so he's
not just wearing like rags or basic robes. It looks
like he's probably earned his priesthood, but he's still relatively young.
Human turns to each of you and says, right, I
suppose we'll take you. Then you'll be going down? Is
it turning to the gorge?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 6: And if anyone, if anyone tries to follow us, there
is someone who's allowed.
Speaker 5: And I'm kind of looking at strings and arden like
should I be.
Speaker 1: Say disregard that. Don't worry, we're fine, We're fine.
Speaker 3: Mind, It makes sense. Gorge is probably safer than up here.
Speaker 1: Right, Glad to see you, understand, Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: Right, well, you look like you can handle yourself. So
there's all sorts of delightful things down there.
Speaker 1: But do you have do you have any spare water
or wine? Water?
Speaker 3: Wine?
Speaker 1: Yes, water and wine.
Speaker 3: Of course you'll need supplies, lovely, yes.
Speaker 1: Come.
Speaker 2: He leads you to a separate area like a kitchen area,
and just gathers you a few bits.
Speaker 3: He hands over like.
Speaker 2: Eight water flask like basic water flasks, and then and
then a bunch of rations because if you really down there,
you're actually going to need much.
Speaker 1: But here's twenty silver. Thank you, eighteen rations. I wish
I could do more, of.
Speaker 3: Course, Yes, for the church you hopefully you'll you'll come
back and vibe down then mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You pray here one day to make up for it.
That's what you do, right, well, yes, of.
Speaker 3: Course, if the sure gods will guide you. I'm sure
away from this thing, right, the gods? And he heads back,
just YouTube then is it?
Speaker 1: No, there's no the tall one. There's another.
Speaker 4: You probably just hear screaming from the kids from.
Speaker 1: The room heads in and oh yes, no, no, no,
it's fine.
Speaker 7: I've actually this whole time been using my disguise kit
and skills and my uh what is it set of
fine clothes that I start with because of my origin,
and Roger's now in those clothes, he looks magnificent and
totally alive.
Speaker 3: Amazing, Yeah, he looks beautiful. You've done that, You've done
what they do in Morgues.
Speaker 1: Who with the plus seven?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Look makes this amazing to me? Good again? Prepared for
an open casket.
Speaker 4: He looks like a clown from it.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 3: The man pops his head around the corner and says
he must be ardin.
Speaker 1: Is it.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, you're ready to leave.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're leaving.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's gotta pick up Rajah and here we go,
screams from some children in the back.
Speaker 1: Goodbye children, and yeah. He leads you down.
Speaker 3: Into a much lower area of the the temple.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cold and dry down here, considering it's very
hot in the upper levels of anywhere in sin River.
As he begins to sort of lead you down, Carlias
and Vasilius, Cilius, Cilius. You'll get there eventually. I just
want to say, Raja, it's horrible in my brain around it.
You know a side entrance. It's just easy for you use.
Speaker 1: It's nothing.
Speaker 2: This is absolute second nature. You don't even need to
do checks to get into this place. You've got like
a key forged or something. You just find the side
entrance into the side view of the one of the
back towers that takes you through to a circular stairwell
that leads you all the way down into the lower
areas of the sanctuary. And once you guys start maneuvering
through this temple again, you find that it's a cooler area.
You know that the exit that leads you out into
the gorge and down this kind of rudimentary stairway into
the gorge. True, it's through the room where they keep
all of the boxes, the coffins and things like that.
Speaker 3: And there's a gentle there's a smaller, a large sort
of human man like, tugging at a large really uncouth
looking blocks, just a rough looking timber thing barely a coffin,
dragging it out.
Speaker 1: And then you appear.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, sorry, my lord sir, I did not realize
that you were down here. This is unfortunately off of
limits for the public. If you could return back up
to the upper levels of I'm not part of the public. Oh,
I'm sorry, you are a priest.
Speaker 1: Yes, here we go, Here we go. The moment.
Speaker 3: He nonsense says, oh, I'm sorry, I did not realize
that you did not have your robes on. Well fuck it,
help me with this then, well we sure.
Speaker 1: Right. Apparently there's his people up there.
Speaker 16: They're going to put a body in this and take
it all the way up to shot a scar and
bring it back to life.
Speaker 8: Putting a body in a caffin it's usually what carfins
are for.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but we nobody put them in the ground
or in the gorge like the dust. I see. I
have fun.
Speaker 3: He turns around and walks.
Speaker 2: Just a few feet before another acca light strings and
lash here in the doorway.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I'm I'm not sure we need that anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh oh it's for you, is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to carry him.
Speaker 3: Oh oh is that the body?
Speaker 1: It looks like a body, right, Well, have you put
face paints on it? I mean yeah, what was he
some sort of cloud?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We we don't.
Speaker 8: While while they are to where is the entrance that
I'm looking for? Is it possible to just move away
before they see me?
Speaker 2: You have a you have like a like a pretty
like it's like a like a tunnel kind of thing
that leads to the back. And then there's a doorway
which is all locked up and no one ever uses
it as far as the clergy you're concerned.
Speaker 3: And there's just loads and loads of like wooden boxes
along it. It's just a storage whole kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Behind them, you could be heading along. There's obviously the
invisible invisible Carlias. Yeah, you're aware of your other friends
behind them. You would see all of this, but they
wouldn't you.
Speaker 8: Bazilias is just gonna start walking away from them down
the tunnel, and then I can't seek Carlias because I
turned them invisible. But I'm just gonna, I'm gonna use
message because it's I'm pretty sure I can still use
it on him when he's invisible as long as I Yeah,
let me let me double check.
Speaker 1: Now you can use it. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm just gonna.
I'm gonna.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna use message so it's perfectly silent, and say,
don't talk to them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to move. A group of six people
come down tunnel and just start walking. So it's telepath
you just hear it's telepathic.
Speaker 8: No, you can respond. You can respond telepathically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like so you can hold on. It's it's this
you have? Where is it.
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 1: But I mean, why are they down't here? I don't know.
Speaker 8: It sounds like they're putting the dead one in the box.
Speaker 11: Well, uh, we were trying to send a message to them. Anyway,
Just tell them to go to where we're at, not
exactly with us.
Speaker 1: Just I really don't want.
Speaker 8: No if if I talk to them here, they're gonna
start asking questions and I don't want them following me.
Speaker 1: I don't suppose you have paper, uh not on me? No,
I don't carry a pend in paper. All right, never mind,
have a better idea.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh oh, I'll shoot my gun at them
all the time to here.
Speaker 1: No, I'm okay. So does the invisibility would the invisibility
wear off?
Speaker 8: If I drop an item, the item would become the
item would become visible.
Speaker 1: The item would become visible. Yeah. And what was the
name of the place we're going again? Clear Point or clear? Yeah?
Clear Point, Clear Pikes, clear Peaks or shallow Scar?
Speaker 4: Clear?
Speaker 1: Do I have to go?
Speaker 3: In terms of where you want to go?
Speaker 8: Well, shallow Scar is like on the way. So like
if we're going to if we're going to Clear Peaks,
we're going to pass through Shallowscar to get there.
Speaker 1: So and I have to go? Where do I have
go for the bounty? Again?
Speaker 3: Which bounty the Kenneth one? I think was lost down?
Speaker 1: Is that Kenneth? Now? Sin Dune? Sin Dune? Okay, there
you go, Indian. So for them to get to sin Dune,
they'd have to go to Crimson City. Correct. I can't
believe he's thinking about the bounty at this point.
Speaker 3: Everything Crimson City, Crimson City, to Clear Peaks, Crimson cit we.
Speaker 8: Get to Shallowscar first, then north of Crimson City, and
from there we go to any direction we want.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna so on the door.
Speaker 11: On the doorway, I'm gonna leave the Bennef the Benneth,
the Kenneth Bounty. We have a blood bullet Okay that
I believe Arden would remember recall. Okay, that's that's the
intention anyway. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, probably so telling
telling to uh Besselias, Well, hopefully they get the picture
not to follow us?
Speaker 1: What picture follow this bounty? I thought you were meeting
Miami in Clear.
Speaker 11: Peaks, I know, But if we can meet up with
them in Crimsons City, maybe easier for us to reconvene there.
Speaker 8: Wherever you guys want to meet, I don't care. I
just have to get you out of here, and I'm
not going to do it with a big group with
that thing looking for us. It's fine if I don't
know if the other group could, like the Celias for
a split second, is like his mouth isn't moving, he's
not talking, but he's like he's just back there, like
gesturing to himself.
Speaker 1: Would any of us see this note? I don't know
if we would be paying.
Speaker 3: At the moment. All you see is too clergyman and
a coffin in your way. You're in the doorway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for you so much, thank you for
the both of you.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't be with him.
Speaker 1: We put him in it now, no, we we we
don't need it.
Speaker 3: Let me get the nails out.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't need it. Wait, you don't need
it now. No, we're not putting the barlet. We've just
told you we're not putting it.
Speaker 3: To tell me that.
Speaker 1: All right, well we put it back, but why not
just ask your priest friend. I thought you look very strong.
All right, fine, I'm gonna one hand and the album.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a there's a there's a sort of
breeze that passes through as the far end. You see
a gentleman open the the moon door at the end,
and then behind him close it. He waits a little
longer than you'd expect for somebody to close the door,
and then closes the the the weird exit that seems
to be all the way down here in these basement levels.
Speaker 3: And he haves up one and you take that end, yes,
and I'll put mine up. Then you're allowed to push. Sure,
don't break it, lifts his end into.
Speaker 1: The area where it was.
Speaker 3: Just what you're doing with that? You're just gonna burn
him and throw the ashes to the spiders.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't.
Speaker 3: You want me to do it?
Speaker 1: I do it. No, we're not We're not do that sometimes.
Please shut up? All right, thank you, have a good day.
Speaker 3: The other the other man says, they're they're leaving. They're
trying to They're getting away from the dragon by going
out that door.
Speaker 5: We've gotta go.
Speaker 1: Don't tell everyone that makes sense.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's getting away from the dr.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just walking the away from them.
Speaker 3: Now. He turns around to where the celia?
Speaker 1: Where do you go?
Speaker 3: All right, wells a snuck out?
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 2: And then you will walk past the two priests wave
at you. As you approached the doorway, you notice that
there is a bounty on the door Kenneth pet and
a blood bullet attached.
Speaker 3: Who said bounty?
Speaker 1: What a beautiful wizard. Look at that beautiful man.
Speaker 11: Wait, I think Carlias would have drawn the bullet hole
into his head. I'm just done a downtime just you know,
sketched it on.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't do that.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: Does this mean anything to you? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 4: Interesting? We seem to have reminders of all of our
failures coming up off at once.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a bullet here too. Oh was this?
I get what?
Speaker 4: I what I know?
Speaker 7: Was I?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Then you were shopping with the halfling? Who went shopping
with the half It was me?
Speaker 18: It was me.
Speaker 1: I was bringing back the pies. Yea.
Speaker 3: So so you're probably the only one that doesn't know
unless you had a long time on the train and
I just handed.
Speaker 1: Over to arden. Disgusting.
Speaker 7: Thank you, you're welcome. I was shopping with the half
flings too. I would assume I probably would have noticed.
It would have be okay to roll like a check.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm kind of interested to see what's gonna
happen if we don't.
Speaker 3: You, I mean, you may have had a conversation with Carl.
Speaker 4: You know I probably did. Yeah, you do you want
me to roll something?
Speaker 1: Just let's just go.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't who you have no idea? This is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Thank you for this. You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Put it in one of Raja's pockets, right were good.
Speaker 8: It's a bullet and a bounty from Kenneth, regardless whether
it's a blood bullet or not.
Speaker 3: Nonetheless, Project can add one blood bullet.
Speaker 8: I'll add it to I'll add it to my AMO
character sheet.
Speaker 1: Pushing the door open all right?
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'll take the wanted poster and look at
it up and down.
Speaker 1: What why is this here?
Speaker 4: I don't is did Carlias come through here? I mean,
he's the only one that would have this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a message, it's clearly a message.
Speaker 1: It's not very clear. I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I think he's just push open the door.
Speaker 5: I think then here.
Speaker 1: He couldn't have been here. We would have seen him.
Speaker 5: Well, if he was here, first, let's let's just go.
Speaker 4: Can I check the ground outside?
Speaker 3: Well, the ground is very far down and you open
the doorway. It's not just a fucking sheard rock.
Speaker 2: There's like a decent ledge that just kind of slopes
down and does like a zig zag, so you can
use it to continually head down the into the gorge.
As you look down, you can quite clearly see a
figure a few slopes down from you, just making his
way down.
Speaker 3: Into the gorge. Himself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna look around. Does it look like dwarf
tracks have been through here?
Speaker 1: You're pretty far down as well.
Speaker 2: Like above you is the overlap of this tower and
the temple itself, just a little bit of stone, like
polished whatever it's called finished stone. The rest of it
is just a crumbling gorge. It looks like the side
of a mountain in Grand Canyon or something like that.
Just rot like rock and stones and dust wind. Even
further above you is sound of the crowds, and then
even further about that in the track, and continues to circle.
Speaker 1: Thank you for reminding me.
Speaker 4: I I look at our good lizardy friends. Hold this
for a second.
Speaker 1: I give him.
Speaker 7: I am going to use on one action and one
of my level two spells because I couldn't use it
during the bite.
Speaker 4: Because I was strong the whole time broad which is
actually pretty good. And I'm going to cast locate object
on our good friend Carlias is done cool, and it
will locate an object to one thousand feet away in
last of to ten minutes.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just gives you that you don't have to
roll anything.
Speaker 1: You just get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the object of the motion, you know, the direction
of its movement.
Speaker 1: Knows you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, it's just directly below you. Seems
to be that that man that's below you has Carlias's gun.
Speaker 15: I'm okay, so a funny thing I found Carlias. I
think I found his gun.
Speaker 4: That man down there has his gun.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 4: Ja back because magic, you fool, and I'm gonna run
after him, all awkwardly with probably stop you.
Speaker 3: It's pretty it's pretty easy to work out what's happening
that to two slopes above you, there's this group of three.
One of them is running after you. Another one shouts stop,
just piss off, hold on, just keep climbing. I'm not
stopping in the middle of this.
Speaker 1: It keeps descending.
Speaker 4: Kid, I'm gonna do Raja the Red's voice. I am
Rajah the Red. I can you just stop?
Speaker 1: I don't care meet me at the bottom.
Speaker 8: I'm not stopping in the middle of a cliff climb.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's fine, No, he's right. We're just gonna get
down as quickly as possible. I guess us. Sure like
the long arge of us track down, you will start
climbing down.
Speaker 3: How long does the visibilites.
Speaker 1: One hour. Yeah, it's easily not being an hour yet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You climb down, each of you, rushing after pacifics. You
get there relatively quickly before they do.
Speaker 1: Is there any were on the bottom where I could
lose them?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: Really, you could just run to the holly.
Speaker 1: I would be keeping.
Speaker 3: They would find it, that's the difference, but they would
be watching it.
Speaker 8: I'm tempted to just leave them behind. They're going to
ask too many questions, he's saying. He's saying too He's
saying to Carlias to just leave them. They're going to
ask too many questions.
Speaker 1: Can I talk to him still? Is that connection still there? Yeah,
I'm still doing it. Just they can't see me. Just front.
I can catch up if I run. I don't want
to get shot by one of your friends. Oh, I
don't even know what they're trying to unloading the crossbow? Like,
how do they even know there's a path down here?
You know what? Actually?
Speaker 8: Still toy Carlias, Okay, there's two ways from here. There's
a secret path you can take up there. We'd have
to climb up and over that rock. It will take
us up to round the checkpoint at the lift and
end up at the train station, but we don't know
when the train will be here. Ultimately, there's another entrance
down into the dark, and they probably don't know where
it is. We can just take that very quickly and
drop down.
Speaker 1: Just for dropping down. Okay, have you ever been in
the underdark? It's not a friendly place. I can't say
I have. But what's down there well speakable horror, but
only if you go super deep. I've been told that's
not super deep.
Speaker 8: As long as we stay more or less to the
trail and stay near the surface, shouldn't be too bad.
No brain eating demon things.
Speaker 1: I got a gun and a.
Speaker 8: How how far to the under dark entrance? And how
obscure it is it? Like, because they're gonna have to
find it and I know exactly where it is. How
far is it from where we landed?
Speaker 3: Pretty close? You're like you're almost already there. You just
have to move I don't know, like one hundred feet,
Like it's real close to where you are.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait until
I'm gonna wait until they are mid climb, so I
know that he can't operate a crossbow. And as soon
as I see him.
Speaker 1: Like where he's on it. Let's go and just run
to the entrance. Did all right? You want to give
me perception check strings Yeah, yeah, because I'm keeping an eye.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's going to help you. When you get to
the bottom. You see this man who seemingly has Carlis's weapon,
watches you for a while, and then when it seems
like you're at the most awkward point of the descent,
he just dips and just starts running. He does like
one hundred foot sprint and then dips into somewhere in
the other side of the gorge, into a crevice, into
a hole, into a cave, and disappears from view.
Speaker 3: You're relatively sure that.
Speaker 2: You know roughly whereabouts he went into this said gave.
There's various holes and caves and entrances into horrible things
down there.
Speaker 3: You've got to an idea of where you think he went.
A few minutes later, you guys get to the ground,
assume you're just going to try and chase after it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just it went this way.
Speaker 3: Give me as a survival check with advantage.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that. I like maybe disadvantage or advantage
advantage Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you did the perception.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you you like run along the wall, you
see a couple of different like cavinty entrances that look
like they might hold something. As you pass one of them,
you hear a horrible, terrible skittering sound, and you avoid
that one, move on, and you pretty sure this is
the one that he ran into.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this is the one he ran into.
Speaker 3: Dusty, dank, dark little cave that just straight into the
side of the gorge on the on the sort of
eastern side of town.
Speaker 1: It's I'm gonna trusty dank dark cave.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna try and keep him on the right path
with you know, for up to ten minutes with the
located object spell if I think I can work with
him in tandem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long is that last?
Speaker 7: Up to ten minutes? Uh so, and hopefully get us
started in the right direction. If nothing else, it will
give you a good beginnings. Yes, certainly.
Speaker 1: Cool getting drizzed flashbacks right now, man chasing someone into
the under dark. I also have been.
Speaker 3: Reading it, so I'm happy you're going into the underdark.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's okay, Likes, there's like a chance they're going
to be a hero neutral good, right have you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Go on? Sorry, I have no idea what's down here?
But be on God at any moment, horrible. Is there
a set of footprints that I can now easily identify or.
Speaker 3: Give me another survival check for specifics of tracking? Yes, okay, yeah,
pretty obvious.
Speaker 2: This is like, although this is a trail that sometimes people,
for some horrible reasons, seem to use.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: You can make out the disturbed earth from some swift footsteps.
It does seem like there's another set. You would assume
these were two dwarves, not one teefling.
Speaker 1: There's there's two footprints here.
Speaker 5: Well, there should be. There's one man.
Speaker 1: No, there's two sets. Whoa, huh, there's two dwarves.
Speaker 5: Someone's invisible?
Speaker 1: Well, how do you know? That was the only expletion
if you see two sets foot prints? Me only see
one person is Carlias.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but someone.
Speaker 1: Okay, like full sprint into the cave.
Speaker 3: Yah, Dragon is fucking blind. Okay, you guys fucking running?
Speaker 1: God damn dragon. Don't don't they have like plus ninety
to perception and ship they've been stats.
Speaker 3: He had a oh yeah, he has a plus seventeen.
Speaker 1: That's like I've been sitting here like, what is he
rolling now? Ones the whole time.
Speaker 3: I mean, my rule is that you know, you roll it.
Speaker 4: That's the role.
Speaker 2: Until later on, I've been rolling the plus three for
his fucking whiz instead of the plus seventeen. Perception, you
got lucky today, you got real lucky today.
Speaker 1: I mean, no, I only bring it up now because.
Speaker 3: It's not a huge it's not a huge deal.
Speaker 1: For you three.
Speaker 2: The perception check on you three were are they trying
to kill the dwarf? The perception check on Carlias was
I'm going to find him and eat him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got You're good.
Speaker 4: In the cave.
Speaker 3: We go into.
Speaker 2: We are not I don't know a week whatever, right,
two weeks and I don't know. I'm not doing it anyway,
even if I had been dming every day. Don't ever
pretend that you know what you're doing dms, because then
when you're revealed to when you're revealed, when it's revealed
that you don't know, and.
Speaker 3: It's a much harder fall.
Speaker 2: So you guys head into not quite the under dark yet,
but into a cave inside this gorge in sin River,
this old, old, old, old dead driver. Carlias and Vasilius.
Speaker 3: You headed in first.
Speaker 1: Now the city is.
Speaker 3: And you would I doubt you would have been to
the under dark. There's no reason for you've ever been there.
It's just he's he's just a suicide. You don't need
to do It's this this, this is for this situation only.
You can't use the train. Well, you can move through
the under dark and then bring you out somewhere in
the mountain range or so they say, fuck doing that myself,
because I'm just sneaking in fucking perfume.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he knows of the existence of the trail, just
from other contacts that have told him.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, if you need it, you could go
this way, but he's never actually done it exists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people smugglers do maneuver through the under dark, but.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: Insanity. So this particular cave is not known to you.
As you step into this.
Speaker 3: Dark cave, you are a teethling and Carlias you're a dwarf,
so you're actually able to perceive like a relatively decent
amount in this cave. It's very, very very dry, and
it's very dark, and immediately ahead of you there's a
split one going to the left and one going to
the right. Give me perception checks immediately as you step
in us. No, no, no, just needs to okay, watch,
I'm back in town, back in time a moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carlias and Vasilius. On the right, you see a spider,
a giant spider. It's enormous. It's larger than both of
you put together. Not too hard to do, and its
legs are all curled back, and its eyes don't seem
to be glinting in the very very small shaft of light.
It appears like it's sleeping, possibly dead, probably sleeping.
Speaker 3: There's a sleeping spider in the right hand side.
Speaker 8: Can I tell if it's alive? On a twenty two perception.
Speaker 3: Like see a pretty Yeah, you give me a nature check.
So what you know about spiders?
Speaker 4: Everything?
Speaker 1: Everything? I'm actually quite spider.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, this is a spider's cavern. They're really
really common down here. So you've probably encountered lots of
these giant spiders before, so you would be aware. I
guess that generally, maneuvering through a lot of these tunnels,
it's better to be quiet and stealthy than it is
to just charge through sneaking around, you can maneuver past
the sleeping spiders and don't jostle their cob webs too
much and don't fuck with their young and they won't
necessarily immediately attack you. So yeah, Generally, moving through these tunnels,
if you're stealthy and quiet, you probably got a better
chance of avoiding having to deal with the spiders themselves.
Speaker 1: Right, don't.
Speaker 8: Watch very carefully for webbing, don't disturb it and need
you to leave us alone. Don't touch eggs, et cetera.
The path through here is left, left, right, left, right,
I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: As he's saying that from like as we get and
I'm like, Golias, we know you're there.
Speaker 8: Can I just immediately message can trip him and say
shot you. I actually I'm gonna use I'm gonna use
the message cantrip to message him and fomaturgy count trip
to amplify my voice like times one hundred and say
shut up, you fool, like booming loud in his head
as loud as I possibly can, but silent to everyone else.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: At the cave entrance way, lash and uh Strings and
Arden appears, but as as Strings just shouts into the
cave and it.
Speaker 3: He immediately recoils when something happens.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell, that was loud. I'm drunk. Don't do that again.
Who are you talking to? Those noises will wake up
the spiders and will all die? Is he with you? Yes?
And turn the fuck around. Why don't you just come
down here? I'm not turning around. Okay, we'll just stay there.
Jesus Christ. Right, Carlis is up ahead with the other dwarf.
Y see it goes without a foot. Yes, Oh my god,
does anybody else have a headache? No?
Speaker 5: I could really use the rest.
Speaker 1: I'm hungover already. I'm dying.
Speaker 4: Flap around, Rajah. Good, we must go forward, you're Raja,
let's go.
Speaker 1: We have to be quiet, apparently very quiet? Forward? Better fake,
Raja and I'm gonna, I guess, just keep walking up
ready like at any moment, can I like have a
rolling investigation check or perception check or oh fuck we
have a fucking map? Oh we're dead, God damn it.
Speaker 3: Some of you will see the spider ahead of.
Speaker 1: You, the spider trail.
Speaker 3: You have chosen, the spider trial.
Speaker 4: You have chosen incorrectly, mate, I have no chosen.
Speaker 3: You have chosen the way of no, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't see don't get any.
Speaker 3: You should have you should have literally one little bit
of light.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: You want to like torch?
Speaker 4: You may.
Speaker 1: You. I would like to light the torch. No, I
would not like to.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I mean these are going to be quite
If you're truly adding into the Underdog, then lighting torches.
Speaker 1: Is it's all I know.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: You're not in the Underdog.
Speaker 3: You are in the Spider's trail. It's just a cave,
you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no strings. I would I would spark
a torch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably no, it's probably no.
Speaker 1: Do want not have dog vision? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Dragonball weird, it does seem like it. But I think
that's like a weird sort of inherent racism where you're
just like a dragon must be able to streat in
the dark fantasy racism.
Speaker 1: I found you.
Speaker 11: Nice too, Hello, Oh how well you wouldn't be able
to see me technically, carlas I would just come.
Speaker 1: In like torch in hand, still like, oh my fucking
head as he comes walking up. Uh how how what
how did you find me? If I saw you? You
ran in here? No, but how did you know oh
about him second set of footprints? Why were you down
here in the first whatever? We're going to shallow scar.
This is the only way that trains the stupidest fucking
thing to take. Why would we go there through fame?
Speaker 8: Well, I guess if we've made it this far, I
don't have to worry about the dragon spotting you.
Speaker 1: And killing me. What do we have to worry about
down here?
Speaker 8: Mostly just spiders. As long as we stay up here
on the surface, we should be fine. I have friends
that have used this trail.
Speaker 1: Right, I know the way through. What's your name? What
do you do? Why are you with Carlias? I'm Vacilia.
I do things none of your business?
Speaker 8: Right, And and Carlos Carlias becomes actually, no, I'm not
gonna do it. He's like, for a second, he's like, Carlias,
walk might come in handy.
Speaker 1: He's right there where. I'm gonna kick as hard as
I fucking can, as hard as I just like the
empty space that you kind of like nod towards.
Speaker 2: All right, give me an a tank roll with disadvantage.
It said unarmed strike, So D twenty plus plus.
Speaker 1: I think my strength is like to one one plus
counting down. Proficiency is what what's my It's two right now?
It's two, so three because of jack of all trades
with disadvantage?
Speaker 3: Is it easy invisible?
Speaker 11: One, dhould say, Carlias, Uh, it is fifteen?
Speaker 3: Incredibly, he hits you.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell. I'm still saying.
Speaker 8: You can start talking to often make this less awkward
for me?
Speaker 1: Right to you, little ship, come on, get out of it.
What the fuck were you thinking? Am I not invisible anymore?
You're still insil but I know you're there. I'm just
gonna keep fucking. He's just kicking men. Bring out the
weapon in a minute. If you don't come on, uninvisible?
What's the word d and what's the word visible? Visible?
That's the word. I'm not a learned man? Can I
just can I?
Speaker 11: I'm guessing since we're in a cave, it's gonna echo
a little bit better. But I'm just gonna like pull
the hammer of the gun, a scar shot.
Speaker 1: Click the Calias. The jig is up?
Speaker 3: Would bike if you've come to take him back to
the dragon, No.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about that. Why the funk
would I take him back by the dragon? And why
did you follow me down here?
Speaker 11: Because can I do a perception the Savior's line, I
would be an insight or insights.
Speaker 3: Are you think he's like where? You're not lying?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: No, the most definitely you're not sure you're not.
Speaker 1: You might be lying by Now, where's lashing arden? Are
you guys right behind me?
Speaker 4: Just watching totally right behind.
Speaker 1: We've got a dead Rajah now mm hmm. And you
fucked up, Carlias. But there's nothing we can do about that.
I don't want to get eaten by a dragon. So
we're leaving right right, We're leaving. Yes, yeah, we're definitely leaving.
Speaker 5: We gotta go, we gotta get. That's just some help.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm staying invisible. I don't care what any of
you say. You're going to need a lot of help
for someone that's dead.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's that dead.
Speaker 1: He's pretty fucking dead. Lash.
Speaker 4: He looks beautiful right now, a little dead.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, this is only very dead. When you die,
you are dead. There's nothing else.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, it's only dead, not very dead.
Speaker 1: It's a distinctions. He's dead, yes, and now he's Raja
the dead.
Speaker 4: He's Rajah the dandy. Look at him.
Speaker 1: He's an elsy small world. But it's regardless. He's pretty
fucking dead, and you're now wanted by that sir. I
know I'm wanted by that dragon. What the fuck? I
wonder why a dragon will be coming after me because
your dumb ass call me dumb ass. I was trying
to help your sorry as well, thank you, and I'm
totally grateful. But now it's you've made the bed and
we have to sleep in it. Not really.
Speaker 5: Long are we bicker? The more time it takes to
get the shallowscr.
Speaker 1: Right. But Carlies, either you're with us or you're not.
Did you not see the bounty that I left? He's
with us? Is? What the fuck was that supposed to mean?
Speaker 8: It means I'm here?
Speaker 1: Is everyone follow trail left them a signal to follow us.
I just started with Roger. It was to tell It
was to tell them to go to the Crimson City.
I knew it was too convenient that they knew where
I was going. No that I didn't understand it at all.
They're going to Crimson City? What We're not going to
leave by train? That's the dumbest thing. The dragon gave
us one hour to find you and turn you in,
and we didn't so.
Speaker 5: We gotta go, Guys, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: I hear dragons keep grudges for an eternity fucking long time,
a long fucking time. Well, I don't plan I'm coming
back to some river anytime soon. I wanted to at
some point, but now we can't. Well, I kind of
live here. So regardless what you all do, let's get
this over with so I can go back right, you
know the way through sort of. Yes, I'm staying invisible,
saying it's gonna wear out soon. Then they're going to
have to face us and look at us and look
at your dead friend.
Speaker 8: He should stay invisible so he can walk up ahead
and make sure we don't get ambushed by those things.
And I'm going to point out the spider.
Speaker 1: It's a good player. Good idea on there.
Speaker 8: You step on it, No, just huh, it will step
on you. Look how big it is. Just keep an
eye out on the ground for webbing on the walls.
Don't touch the webs, you shake them. The spiders feel
the vibrations on them. They just descend by the hundreds.
Speaker 1: What about the fire fire? Okay, I don't think they'll
notice that, It's right.
Speaker 8: They sense things by vibration and sound, So just be
quiet and don't shake anything.
Speaker 1: Lighting another torch, passing it to Arden, lighting a torch
passing it to Misselias. I don't need that. Fuck it
lash okay unless you want to be lash.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of not comfortable with that. How about
just one in front and one and back?
Speaker 1: All right, Carlias, you are a floating torch. Congratulations.
Speaker 8: I've always heard the sneaky thieves like carrying bright flame
with them. Come on jet, you bunch of geniuses. Follow
me and I'll start watching. Walking ahead on the left,
and then I'm going to message Carlias again privately from
the rest of the group. You should move ahead of
the rest. If there's anything up there waiting to ambush us,
it can't see you. But take the truth here. It's
left first.
Speaker 1: I'm going to message Carlias and I go, I'm not
angry at you, but Roger's going to fucking kill you
when he's alive again.
Speaker 8: You're going right, and I'm gonna bomaturgy that so it
comes out not like a hundred times.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was confused. I can't see anything
like double volume is the right where.
Speaker 3: You're all moving stealthily and quietly. Yeah, any stealth checks
fucking maneuver into the spiders trailer.
Speaker 4: Okay with my negative one.
Speaker 1: Okay, can both of you please don't talk in my
head at the same time. That really hurts.
Speaker 8: Because he said as soon as it said, I'm just
gonna look at strings.
Speaker 19: I stop that stop what he stops? That might have
a private conversation here kind of the three way line?
Speaker 8: Can we not have a three way message?
Speaker 3: You guys, start maneuvering through the through the through the
tunnel itself. Let's see how I have no idea where
I'm going as you as you approach this area, let's see.
Speaker 1: Hang, I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 3: And who rolled first? Carlias, you make it through to here,
that's fine, you make it through as well.
Speaker 1: Have I ever told you, guys, I don't like spiders.
Speaker 3: And I don't know that once upon a time I
promised that I would never suck around.
Speaker 1: There's another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is there everywhere going back the idea. No, no, no,
you get to you get to hear a fuck when
you you step just directly onto a cobweb and then
this thing just all of its little eyes, loads of them,
they all open up of red and crimson as it
looks down and opens its mandibles and then like, let's
out a weird high pitched.
Speaker 1: Screech quickly before it calls a bunch of some wine.
Yeah talking, I want to actually, actually I wanna.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try and intimidate it and just I'm gonna
I'm gonna thomb a turgy cast is so my eyes
like light on fire and I look like a freaking demon,
and just.
Speaker 1: Like free to do that on your.
Speaker 3: Rip, because as soon as these things wake up, it's
it's it's roll its role, initiative, initiative. When we come
back after this, we'll do the we'll deal with the
spiders after this short breaks.
Speaker 1: So little Drinky God, and then you can go to
dust Fall.
Speaker 3: You have all rolled your initiatives.
Speaker 1: We're dead.
Speaker 3: The very first thing that happens, mind your sweet strings
is a surprise attack.
Speaker 1: Is it really a surprise if I'm giving him wine?
Speaker 3: You can give him wine afterwards. Surprise attack begin after
he foxes. Unfortunately, you are very unaware of this spider
dropping down.
Speaker 2: I mean, you knew it was there, but you didn't
know you'd woken it. And it suddenly and just drops
on you. Oh what is your aces? As it tries
to bite your head? Seventeen Then it bites your head.
Let's see how am dude bites you in the face,
dealing five piercing damage. Make me a con save as well?
Speaker 1: Please? Oh man goes I'm I'm I'm not doing too good.
I should I should have healed.
Speaker 3: We go through characters really quickly, so it's fine out cheesem.
Speaker 1: What's that? What's the one?
Speaker 3: I still don't know what dices for?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thirteen? Poisoned dammage.
Speaker 3: So basically, a spider just drops grump, jumps onto uh
strings his head, and bites into his face. You see
a wash of poisons from the from the mandibles and
blood erupt from strings his face as the spider coils
around him and snares him, bringing him to the ground.
He collapses underneath.
Speaker 1: Not out.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Then it gets its real turn.
Speaker 1: You see here. First of all, he sees you, he
sees you. I we forgot to heal. Men, I don't
touch I totally forgot you.
Speaker 8: Guys were banged up from the fighting pit.
Speaker 3: Ye vacilius, Oh what is your.
Speaker 1: Low?
Speaker 8: Fourteen?
Speaker 3: Fourteen?
Speaker 2: The spider which has grabbed strings, turns and fires a
web at you. This webbing just launches out and which
pins you to the back wall, kind of like a
Spider Man action. Here and you are restrained.
Speaker 1: Where's there we go? I found you? I found you
in the light.
Speaker 3: Oh do you want me to give you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, just told me vision for everyone.
Speaker 4: I can't see it.
Speaker 5: I don't have a torch.
Speaker 3: You don't get to see everyone. Jay only gets to
see it because.
Speaker 1: Of the it's that weird meta privilege stream. That's right, viewers,
Well we lit, we lit two torches break that's okay, Well,
well what that hey guys, We're going to launch a
new table story campaign. It's been a good ride.
Speaker 4: Thanks for I think this slowly downward spiral of just
character aft character.
Speaker 1: Dying in Jesus Chris, the madness has begun.
Speaker 4: Can we can we call the next campaign downward spiral?
Speaker 1: It works?
Speaker 3: Still super hurt uhlash, it's your turn?
Speaker 1: Nod?
Speaker 5: Okay, so I can see one a little ahead of.
Speaker 7: Me here on all strings, not not to normally wouldn't ask,
but we were how long are we at the church?
Speaker 4: We're able to dig a short rest during that time mmmm.
Speaker 3: Oh probably, but you didn't. Damn it.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm going to fire a.
Speaker 3: Regular Actually no, the short rest is an hour, and
if it had been an hour and then the dragon
would have come down and sucked you up, I'll happily
wreckon you all the way back to the church and
have the dragon burn it into nothing.
Speaker 4: I'm okay with this.
Speaker 18: We don't have to do my spiderslf do spiders a dragon,
that's your choice.
Speaker 3: That is a hit with your short But as you
watch fire and arrow, it's strikes the spider feeling nine
piercing damage.
Speaker 1: Well, damn, I cannot math.
Speaker 3: I'm so dumb. I'm such a dumb person. Okay, you
also get bullshit strike whatever it's called. Bullshit sneak attack. Yeah, sorry,
I'm just gonna lash is having none of it.
Speaker 2: As she fires an arrow, the thing is distracted, firing
some webbing towards the silliest and then also kind of
like trying to hold and grapple its prey underneath. Suddenly
an arrow strikes it in the softest part of its
soft fat thing on its back.
Speaker 3: Whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it tears it open. You see it a
huge gout of blood and pass and webbing and horribleness
from inside the abdomen, fall down and land across strings chest.
As you you fuck this thing up, another spider has
been awoken.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 3: It runs at Vasilius, who is restrained right now? Does
that mean I get advantage on you?
Speaker 1: Yes? It does. No, No, not restrained, only prone right.
Speaker 8: Restrained as a yes, advantage.
Speaker 3: Going to you have advantage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, and you you have disadvantage to attack
at this point. So it's.
Speaker 3: Eighteen seventeen.
Speaker 1: As it's coming over it, don't do it.
Speaker 3: It just fucking runs at you. The noise and the
smell of some early dinner.
Speaker 2: It comes in and sinks its teeth up into one
of your restrained arms. You'll take for the piercing damage
an eight piercing damage and then Romeo con save that
a fail, So then you'll take, luckily incredibly another three
poison damage.
Speaker 1: E plus three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, A plus three.
Speaker 1: I told you not to do it.
Speaker 8: Reaction hellish rebuke, hellish rebuke, yeah, DC fifteen deck save
or else three D ten fire damage fail.
Speaker 3: Rong me that fire damage? How does this look as well?
You're restrained against the wall.
Speaker 8: He says, don't do it, and as soon as it
bites him, he puts his hand on his head and
just like just fireball straight out of his hands, just
roasting into the thing, and it does.
Speaker 1: Fifteen fire damage. Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you the thing bites you, but it is immediately
launched away by the flame as it recoils away from it.
Speaker 1: You burn this thing up.
Speaker 3: There's a sizzling and a pop and a horrible stench
of burnt hair. But this thing takes a lot of damage.
M hmmmmmm. And then that's to Carlias.
Speaker 1: Right, So.
Speaker 8: Since Vassali has told us to be quiet, I'm not
going to be the one to shoot the gun and
wake up everyone. So dagger a venom onto the spider
the attacked strength.
Speaker 2: Sure, this will drop your own visibility regardless, because any
attack will do that.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Cool eleven is unfortunately a miss you you see, the one.
Speaker 8: Which has advantage from being invisible. Right, Oh yeah, attacker
advantage unseen attacker as advantage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you get just before the invisibility drops. Yeah, sure,
twenty one, give me the give me the hit. You
just boom, bring this thing.
Speaker 3: The exact amount you need to be honest, without even
adding the poison. You just bury your dagger into the
head and the brain of this spider and it falls flat.
Speaker 2: It lands on strings. Although the thing is absolutely dead,
it stops moving entirely. You kill this one, anything else
I suddenly appears for everyone else. Just do with a
dagger in this thing's head. You just see Carlias reform
and appear. Now get this one off me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, I have a countrip. I have vicious mockery?
Speaker 3: Can you do that as a bonus action?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: I would not know. I don't think so. You think
vicious mockery is an action? You only have a.
Speaker 3: Bonus action left unless you action search.
Speaker 11: I'm trying to remember, though, I think I think I
used the action action. So in the fight for it,
you did have to wait a day. Yeah, can I
give his strings?
Speaker 1: Like dead dead or.
Speaker 3: He's Yeah, he's gonna he looks dead, he's bleeding out.
Speaker 11: I'm going to give him all right, hold on, what
gives more health?
Speaker 1: Potion of greater healing or an elixir of health.
Speaker 2: I don't think an elixir of health is like a
healing thing. I can't remember what he does, but either way,
you can't do it because it takes an action.
Speaker 3: To use a potion.
Speaker 1: Only Lash can do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lash has got it because you got fast hands.
I think, I think a greater healing question?
Speaker 1: Does it?
Speaker 3: I honestly can't remember when.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: An look of health?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Can we just search an elixir?
Speaker 1: I'm searching what exactly is it called elixa elixir of health?
Speaker 3: It's irrelevant. You can't use it. What do you I'm
guessing you have nothing left that you can do. You
can move, you have a you could got movement.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be next to your strengths, cool,
rearing to hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, strings give me the same thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3: That's what the elector health say that. Somewhere the there's
another spider which is awoken. It runs at arden.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh.
Speaker 3: Nineteen is that enough to hit?
Speaker 7: Of course it is, yeah, because my armor has literally
never stopped a single blow.
Speaker 1: All right, so it's gonna bite.
Speaker 2: Suddenly, out of nowhere, another giant spider runs across the
wall behind you and bites down, probably catches you on
a fleshy part and an exposed part of your arm,
and deals five piercing damage.
Speaker 3: Give me a constitution saving throw as well.
Speaker 1: What a dick.
Speaker 4: And we all rolled six for a car. It just
don't work, literally, all three of us.
Speaker 2: Uh six sixty six the number of the beasts that
actually transforms this spider into its demonic form.
Speaker 3: No, you take an extra eight poison damage.
Speaker 4: So what five and eight or six and eight?
Speaker 1: Oh oh strings yeah, five and eight?
Speaker 3: You are stable? Why you are stable? But you are
poisoned for one hour even after regaining hit points, and
you're paralyzed while poisoned in this way.
Speaker 1: Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? I went
down still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if a target, if the poison damage reduces a
target to not hit points, which is what killed you,
the poison, the target is stable but poisoned for one
hour even after regaining hit points, It is paralyzed while
poisoned in this way.
Speaker 8: Fucking that potion cures paralysis and poison.
Speaker 18: But you could drink the potion if if Carlias is
like I want to that ship down, right, If Carlias
is able to apply the potion of cures poison and paralysis.
Speaker 3: It does that, It does that thing that the Big
One does to frodo, right, right? Am I paralyzed to
not unless you're reduced to zero.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank god.
Speaker 8: I don't want another fire where we do nothing because
we're paralyzed for the entire fight that comes out.
Speaker 4: I had that fun last time.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well it just wraps you up to eat
you later on. But it does cool, all right, So
this does an extra.
Speaker 1: Eight you yeah, and you took that poison image and
you're good.
Speaker 3: Cool, and it is your turn.
Speaker 4: I am going to he did with battle axe and.
Speaker 1: Bags. That is a hit.
Speaker 3: That is nine slashing damage a little bit.
Speaker 7: Actually, may I ask question? Because so bonus actions, you
can only cast a cantrip of a bonus action speed.
Speaker 3: Yes, anything bonus action is only a thing that says
on a bonus action.
Speaker 4: You can do this, okay.
Speaker 7: So you can't cast a bonus action like healing word
because it's level one bonus action.
Speaker 3: No, hitting is only a bonus action, right, cast it
as the main.
Speaker 7: Action, right, so I can I can still swing it
then cast it right yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, because I
was thinking, you can't cast two spells unless like ones
like a cantrip, bonus action or something.
Speaker 2: You basically, bonus actions literally don't exist unless you have
something that says on a bonus action.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you should do this.
Speaker 7: Anyways, I'm gonna cast well now that rotatoes literally out
of the game for the next hour.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cast healing word on myself then to.
Speaker 3: Carry two bodies now and my gosh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm swinging around with Rajah the whole time too.
Speaker 7: And because I don't have any level one spells, I'm
gonna cast out my last level two spot because why
not ten hit points?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, they're silly. Yes, you are able to try
and break three as an action. You may make a
strength check and try and break the webbing.
Speaker 1: Actually, is it a full action to try and break out? No?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you this because it says that it
can be destroyed and has a vulnerability to fire.
Speaker 3: It has immunity to bludgeoning, poison, and psychic damage. So,
to be honest, I feel like, since you just move
like whatever, that fucking things legacy bollocks that.
Speaker 2: You get hellish rebuke. Yeah, I feel like you probably
burned through the webbing. Actually, so I was actually.
Speaker 8: Going to ask about that and I was like, nah,
because it doesn't say I hit other things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now I feel like you know it would have
come from you. You project the spell from yourself, and
you're it specifically says that it's vulnerable to fire damage.
I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Then you probably
burned this off of you so that you burn enough
of the webbing a way to break free. So yeah,
you know you can have a full ten.
Speaker 8: I told you not to do it, and now he's
gonna Eldrich blast it.
Speaker 1: Uh, let me see.
Speaker 8: Can I just click the spell in here and will
it make it a I don't know if I coded
it in right or not.
Speaker 1: If you'd watch dragged it. Oh no, so what if
if you if you search up Eldridge Blast on roll
twenty here and drag it into your spell slot, it'll
do the range attack role for you. It still keeps
a description on everything you have to open one that
is not what I meant to do.
Speaker 3: I'm meant to do fro the cavern that you're in.
Speaker 8: I just killed everyone.
Speaker 3: Fourteen is a hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that is.
Speaker 8: Oh I forgot to type row. I'll cold it in
later in the meantime. Seven damage cool. Do you have
the extra bullshit of adding new charisma and stuff?
Speaker 1: Right? I do? But not the pushy push one. I
don't have the pushing version yet. Cool, yeah you just boom.
Speaker 3: How does this look?
Speaker 1: Actually? What does an Eltris blast look like? From the Silians?
It looks almost like a fireball exf. There's no fire involved.
Speaker 8: It's just like this black wavy goop in his hand,
and when he fires us out, it just like looks
like almost like an oil slick. But it slams into
it like it's getting punched.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it basically does look like it gets punched.
You see this thing's head, mandibles and eyes or like
launched backwards as it hits it. It looks dazed, confused,
and it looks pretty fucked up because it's been hit
by this invisible force and also burnt up. It's barely standing,
but it's still going. Unfortunately, anything else.
Speaker 8: I don't think I have any applicable bonus action here.
Speaker 3: This one is dead, which brings us to lash.
Speaker 5: Okay, so it's pretty dark. I can see one live
spider in front of mirror.
Speaker 2: Now, yep, you can see this one. There's one attacking
facilius right next to you. You can hear the sounds
of something happening further in.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: I don't think I have any heel pushs on me,
but we have stabilized our buddy.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he looks dead, but he's not.
Speaker 2: Okay, he looks dead, but maybe if you sort of
take a long enough glance at him, you see.
Speaker 3: Him blink an eye, his chest rise or something. Just horrific.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, so I'm gonna plunk away at the dude.
Speaker 1: Oh, come and stab it instead. You have disadvantage shoot
this close.
Speaker 8: Wait, she gets she gets No, she doesn't have disadvantage.
I was just thinking attack, but she gets sneak attack
with range attacks too, right.
Speaker 1: This yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, never mind?
Speaker 3: Is it not advantage if she gets sneak attack on
any any decks?
Speaker 1: She's not in melee rangeer, but she's on the other side. Okay,
it's melee range. Sorry. Yeah, I wasn't trying to suck
it up. I'm just trying to understand it. Range weapons
always fuck with me in this game.
Speaker 8: So yeah, if you're if you're making a range attack
on something that is like in right there, Yeah, this disadvantage,
but she's ten feet.
Speaker 3: If that was a hit, actually, it's I mean, you
destroy this thing, dude, How do you want to kill it.
Speaker 5: Oh sweet, my my usual right through. Uh well, it
probably has eight of them, but some of the eyes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah, you just absolutely obliterate these things.
Speaker 1: The cilias angrily kicks it as it dies, kick to
the head.
Speaker 3: This thing drops flat as well. Carlias, it is your.
Speaker 1: Turn, right. Are there any of the spiders around us?
Not that you can see.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like any seem to be rushing towards
you right now, but at the moment, it seems like
there's just this one left here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give the person of greater healing. Oh no,
he's already. He's stable, so he's still alive. Technically he is.
You could give him as the alexa I need. He's
at zero hit points stable, I'll give him a luxA, then.
Speaker 3: Fe in the elixir.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this just completely heals you up, does it? But
I think here's the thing though, I think this might
just reduce it to zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think it just it actually just brings
me to zero. Yeah, it will kill him.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's a weird. It's a weird.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Mechanically I will die, that's okay.
Speaker 3: The poson is target is stable, but poison for one
hour wouldn't I just still be stable, because then the
paralyzing effect is there.
Speaker 1: It's not the poison keeping me alive, it's the put Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Carlias leans down and then and then opens your
giant and feeds you this.
Speaker 1: It's quite rare. I'm just gonna smack him, smack his face. Yes, No,
I'm I'm here, I'm awake. You're fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: Nope, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Stop fucking hitting me.
Speaker 8: Made head slapping him on the other side, stop.
Speaker 1: You where's a flask?
Speaker 4: Lash and I an valiantly fighting a spider in the background.
Speaker 1: They're just You've got a.
Speaker 2: Horrible wound on one side of your face. There's a
bunch of poison leaking out of it. It looks infected.
Speaker 11: And as bonus, activate the venom on the dagger venom
because earlier you said the venom was going to kill it,
but this dagger actually you have to trigger the venom
with the.
Speaker 1: Button on the hilt.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, what are you trying to do right now?
Speaker 1: So as the bonus, I'm going to activate the dagger
venom for my next attack. Cool right, yeah, okay, strings
you up, prone, standing up, grab the flask, taking a
drink picking up the halberd. Do I see I see
the one fighting arden right because of firelight? Yep. Yeah,
I'm just gonna come in with with sins by give
it a hit, a reno, give me dan hanging. Yeah,
yeah that's that. Uh you hit nothing but sad as this.
You'll probably hit a tracked another spider. You just maybe
you bring it over.
Speaker 3: Your head and the caves a little too short.
Speaker 1: You just catch that and then go for the off attack.
Smacks into a wall or something.
Speaker 3: Just too small to really wield this right glave.
Speaker 1: That's I'm gonna quickly step back then, No I'm not.
I'm not stepping back, disregard, I'm staying there, alrighty fuck?
Speaker 3: Who does it hate more.
Speaker 1: Arden? I thank god?
Speaker 3: Hey, this is not gonna hit you.
Speaker 4: Uh seven wait what No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's distracted by strings coming running in.
Speaker 2: It launches a sort of wild attack towards you, snapping
its mandibles to try and bite you, but you avoid
it quite definitely, quite easily, and it's your turn.
Speaker 1: I'm or smag it, smack it did successfully smack it
with an axe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you chop off a leg and this thing just
you see this leg just fall to the ground and
go out of blood in it destabilizes and let's out
a weird, high pitched screak echoes off of the walls
around you.
Speaker 1: It's still vaguely alive.
Speaker 4: No, it isn't war God brock bonus action.
Speaker 1: A strike. How would you like to chill?
Speaker 3: Look, everybody, Raja, you just bury an axe into it.
Raja saves us again and completely obliterate this spider.
Speaker 2: It falls to the ground, the poison leaking out of
the side of its head onto the sand below.
Speaker 3: You have successfully defeated these spiders, but.
Speaker 1: Are they the last? Good job?
Speaker 4: Find out next time.
Speaker 1: I know you want to say it, Brett, I do
want to say it, but I'm not going to.
Speaker 4: See if you ruin his cliffhanger. We keep playing.
Speaker 1: That's that's you have to I'm just leaning. Good job,
Thank you, carlash I.
Speaker 11: Quick like spin around turned to besselious. Don't suppose me
invisible again?
Speaker 1: I can Can you have invisibility on myself? Man?
Speaker 3: Let me be the one fit in so well.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the one to walk in
front of all these spiders around.
Speaker 4: Speaking spiders, Let's go.
Speaker 8: I suggest that we stop and have you all lick
your wounds, because it looks like you are in no
shape to continue.
Speaker 1: And the last thing I need and.
Speaker 8: I cough up a thing of blood, And the last
thing I need is to try and escort a group
of cripples through a cave.
Speaker 1: Car. You would be fine, since you were too cowardly
to fight in the pit. I was a smart one, actually.
Speaker 5: The smart one time here without encountering more spiders.
Speaker 4: Don't think anyone's a smart one. We chose a spider pit.
Speaker 1: We want the alive one, not the smart one. And
now we don't have Raja.
Speaker 4: So how much further?
Speaker 8: How much further would I be? I mean, I have
had this pathway described to me, but I haven't traveled it.
Speaker 1: So how long do I think? This path is not far?
Speaker 8: It's it's fairly short, but it's continue.
Speaker 1: To get to the hole that leads you down into
the underdog. See.
Speaker 8: The problem is I can only render one person invisible
at a time, and to smuggle one person through the
reason I didn't want to bring you all with me.
I just turned one invisible and the other walks quietly.
But with a whole group, we're going to draw attention
and there will be more spiders.
Speaker 1: Right, so all of you come here.
Speaker 7: I just remembered you guys drank my freaking big ass
heel poty, and I'm super.
Speaker 1: Said to three Arden, myself and Vissilious. So eight for Arden,
seven for me, ten for Verlis, thank you for Vassilius.
However he wants to pronounce, I still don't know how to.
Speaker 8: Correct.
Speaker 1: He'll correct you every single time, don't worry, So onward onward, Yes,
yes for again?
Speaker 6: I think I would probably express again like I am
pretty exhaustin and I'm pretty hurt.
Speaker 4: Oh, pick up lash.
Speaker 1: Why don't we.
Speaker 5: Where can we rest?
Speaker 8: I mean, as long as we stay here relatively close
to the entrance, I don't think any more spiders will
show up. We could just camp here for an hour
while you will recover from whatever the heck it was?
Speaker 1: Right? That works? And what do we before venturing? And
you set up a proper camp when we get down there?
What do we camp above? You want to camp in
the dark? Then we camp above? So I don't know
about you, but I need to sleep right here at
the entrance to the cave. We'll set up camp here. Okay,
works for me.
Speaker 8: We can't go outside with the dragon will see us.
We can't go deeper in it will be ambushed by spiders.
So Vassilias is going to start walking back to the entrance.
Speaker 4: Then mm hmm.
Speaker 1: How long? How long would this take? How long will it?
Will this track take us through the mountains or whatever
wherever we're going? If you want to take the long
route all the way to the mountain.
Speaker 8: Pass near Shallow Scar, yes, a month, a week?
Speaker 1: How many weeks?
Speaker 3: Even if you if you walked it in a straight
line up above, it's still like a two week journey.
And as if you just walk it's nothing. All good,
dam So this is gonna take ages. You don't know
what happened.
Speaker 2: You've still got to somehow navigate through, make sure you're
still bearing north, but at some point and then you've
got to find an exit. It's not like you've got
a nice map or anything. You just so it's almost
it's almost making undeterminable. But it's a minimum of like weeks.
Three is the quickest you probably ever do it.
Speaker 8: Right, if we take the long route to the to
the mountain pass near Shallows Sca, we'll be down here
weeks a month longer longer if we get lost, mind you,
I only know it by hearsay. However, we could take
the shorter route and just come out not too far
from sin River, and you could you could actually we
backtrack to the train station. It will only be a
day or two walk.
Speaker 1: We can't. We can't go to the train. The train
is going to be watched, and I don't want that
dragon hitting me. So see arden lash Carlias. Do we
take the trip? Do we have the supplies? How many
rations do we get? Eighteen? Would?
Speaker 8: I would make sure you have enough food to last
you two months?
Speaker 1: Right? Counter rations? Can we hunt down there? Or the
depends on how you feel about spider meat? Fine with it?
Speaker 5: Is it tea rations?
Speaker 4: Is it same for us to eat?
Speaker 1: Can I figure that out?
Speaker 4: Can we figure that out?
Speaker 3: What do you mean like in the under dark?
Speaker 4: Are we Yeah? I can't spider this stuff down here.
Speaker 1: I don't think we know anything about this.
Speaker 2: It's going to be it's yeah, it's going to be
hard to determine. But like stuff lives down there. Yeah,
there's things there's like grow and ship and ogres.
Speaker 4: And lakes of fish or complains.
Speaker 2: There's all sorts of ship that lives down there, so
presumably there are sources of food and maybe even water
down there because it's going to be.
Speaker 7: Colder, but you can we eat it without dying and
being poisoned because they all eat like carcasses.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that any of you really know. Yeah,
it's gonna be will you will almost definitely be able
to forage.
Speaker 3: And find food, but yeah, it's going to be a
little bit more difficult than just being like, oh, I
know what.
Speaker 1: That food is.
Speaker 3: There's a fresh fish lake, there's a berry that we
can eat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, since I lived here for a while, did I
hear any rumors of anything down here besides spiders, don't.
Speaker 1: Go down there.
Speaker 3: Give me a history check. The only thing you know
is that they aid catches a lot of ship from
down here that he brings up, so all the nasty
bullshit that he finds and brings up like spectators and
that he usually seems to find down here. But probably
don't know a lot. You know that the underdark is
a big, winding, fucking horrible Yeah. I don't want to
go to the underdock, but no one, no one stay
above the underdark. Hopefully we're going in this cave system
ends a little ways ahead and you go down and
then you just have to find manouv you away north
until you find another exit home. That's that's your journey.
Speaker 1: Now, how many rations do you have?
Speaker 5: Lash twenty two? I received eighteen, I have four, I
have ten?
Speaker 1: How many you have? See this? And ten? All right, Arden, I.
Speaker 4: Have to assume I have ten. I don't have it
written down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all start with ten.
Speaker 4: So and then I'll pull how much did Raja have?
Speaker 8: Uh Raja.
Speaker 4: Raja probably had like fucking mine of it.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, actually, I don't think he had
very much at all, because he just finds food as
he needs it, so he just has the basic starting amount.
Speaker 1: So ten, Yeah, yeah, I don't know ten.
Speaker 3: Then right, that's not much.
Speaker 4: That's what we're going to have.
Speaker 1: We have. We have enough one per person, we can split,
we can go a day if we need to. There
are species of dwarves and elves that live in the
End of Dark. If they're able to survive, it means
there is food sources somewhere.
Speaker 4: But okay, question he doesn't.
Speaker 15: Okay, the dragon's not looking for everybody. We have a
ring of invisibility. Could we have someone, you know, like.
Speaker 4: A feeving individual. Maybe go up and grab some supplies
real quick.
Speaker 8: The dragon has no idea who I am, and it's
not looking for me. And I could easily procure enough supplies.
Speaker 1: For the trip.
Speaker 4: And you're already invisible wherever you are.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was joking about self casting invisible. He's just
standing there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go get supplies. We sit here and bait spiders
and then you come back and.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're alive. It's actually not a bad plan. Make
a shopping list. Then I'm gonna grab Okay, so I'm
actually gonna grab like ink quill and a piece of
paper from my thing, take out my lamp and light
it with with the oil, put it down, and.
Speaker 4: Ulder food put food on it as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, we need food, of course we need food. Okay,
but who is the winnings? Lasht you have the winnings?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I love we We can't pay you back yet,
is that okay?
Speaker 5: That's okay?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I can pay you with spiders?
Speaker 1: Is two hundred and fifty?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Do we have?
Speaker 1: We have two fifty two hundred and fifty. I have
two gold two hundred and fifty two. Yes, I'm gonna
whisper it to bas Alias.
Speaker 11: I guess Miami may pay for some of this as well, right,
he did say pay for any cost.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 4: Arden's just rifling through our Raja stuff.
Speaker 8: You would find the silver chalice. You would find a
deck of marked cards, a two headed coin that Raja
doesn't know he still has because you put it back
in his inventory and never told him.
Speaker 1: So that's good coin?
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 8: Thirteen bullets rusty revolver toll war and a blood bullet
and and and a black like demonic looking dagger that
you've never done that you've never You've never seen Raja
actually pull it out in combat.
Speaker 1: He's got like a black, haunted looking What the heck
is this dagger? Not touching that?
Speaker 4: Okay, we need flasks of oil probably yeah, oh yeah
to holy waters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where are the flasks of oil? I don't see them.
Speaker 4: Oil flask, one silver piece of part Okay, Oh so
I forgot.
Speaker 8: I forgot. Raja still has the chassis like the oh
yeah drug, the drug from the beginning. He has two
gold chalices that he stole from the the from the
Relvet crown, three flasks of lantern oil. His lantern and
a flask of adult water. Oh and a half off
coupon for a train.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 8: That's everything in Raja's inventory.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take any of it.
Speaker 3: The alchemists bigger, stronger potions as well.
Speaker 1: We should.
Speaker 4: It would be better to pick up one of the lanterns.
Speaker 7: We can hook it into like our belt or something,
so we don't have to Raja has a lantern because
I already have.
Speaker 1: I'm getting the hooded lanterns. Yeah yeah, well just hood
It just means it's not exposed, so wind can't. Well
you can also we can also blinder. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
So I'm making our fucking I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty
sure Raja's lantern is a hooded lantern, So that means
we have.
Speaker 4: We have two then, because I need one because I'm
using a shielding sword.
Speaker 1: Als. Okay, bum bum bum bum bompom. Where's rations on?
Here are rations here? Oh? Rations are here? So one day?
So one ration is one day's worth of ration, right,
bradm okay, so then we'll just do twenty MB when
you almost starved in the other campra Yeah, yeah, Brad,
I forgot to ask how much?
Speaker 8: How much money would I be starting with as a
level four character from criminal background?
Speaker 3: We got ten from I still gave you the hundred
for that reason, to be honest.
Speaker 8: Okay, I was gonna I was gonna say because I
got the hundred, but I don't know if that's in
addition to like whatever I start with.
Speaker 3: You can have another ten. Okay, do we have any
all your money on your insurance and tax.
Speaker 4: Get some anti venoms anti venoms?
Speaker 2: I might You would all probably be aware that you
do need to resurrect a thing at the other end
as well, which is very costly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can. You can blow your money, but
we can. We can find money on the other end.
I think we're going shopping. Well yeah, I'm just I'm sorry,
I'm just I'm I'm like going over this right. We
should have some blankets, so five blankets we have? Any
of you need? What do we need?
Speaker 5: Is this is this on Miami's time?
Speaker 1: If you guys don't even your stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we have like bedrolls and blankets and stuff
with the starter kids.
Speaker 8: Hasn't told you, guys how much money he's making or
that Miami's paying. Carlias knows, but unless he speaks up,
then no idea, what you're even here?
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty feet of rope That would give
us about five hundred feet of rope just in case watching.
But I'm not. I'm all add it all up. Don't worry,
I'll add it all up. Off.
Speaker 3: What do you means is watching you and he just
kind of sit there under newt ammunition?
Speaker 1: How much is all of that going to cost? We
should have them? We have we have enough. We have
enough and matters just if you can carry it, if
need be the fur bolg, he can go up with
you disguise.
Speaker 8: I'll just I'll just leave this stuff here and I'll
take off like my adventuring pack and the and the
mace that he carries around, and just leave all that there.
Speaker 1: Just come back with another bag. Anything else? Can you?
Can you think of anything anyone else? We need things
to cook in, we need things to trap and hunt with,
fishing tackle, blankets for ourselves, bedrolls.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: A healer's kit might be nice. I think that means
you can heal without rolling round.
Speaker 1: No, that's just stabilized. It just stabilizes, yeah, to one health.
So that's fine. So healer's kit I already have arrows
in there for you. No, I'm given that list to Seliot.
Oh okay, okay, I gotcha. Probably climbers. What does a
climber's kit do? Uh, climber's kit five E? What does
that do with action? Day? Oh, it's just to anchor yourself. Okay,
never mind, I've got all the basics. I've got things
that we need to hunt and and cook with. Anything else? Uh,
if rope, can you think of anything? Any of you? Whistles?
Do we want whistles for a while we're down there.
Speaker 3: To get attention, whistle for the demic organ Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh. And then probably like ten torches, ten water skin no,
five water skins because i'd be too heavy, and uh,
three tinder boxes. That's all I can think of.
Speaker 4: I feel like a freaking Diablo mule right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe five five miles. That's that's pretty much
anything I can think of. That's the shopping list right there, right,
buy it. I'll do the math right now.
Speaker 3: Remove it from your gold.
Speaker 2: We have a little montage of Vasilius and a shopping
car running around Sindriver during the carnage.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like, so wait, you guys are what giving
him the two hundred and fifty gold he won from
the fighting pit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we're tallying up what we think.
Speaker 1: That would be twenty so so fourteen gold. I think
it would be under fifty gold to be honest, for
all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, from what it looks like,
because there's I didn't do anything crazily expensive. I'll keep
adding it up.
Speaker 8: But okay, yeah, Brad, when when Vasilias is at the
what the general store or whatever to pick this stuff up,
he's going to persuade the shopkeeper to billet directly to
Miami at the Velvet Crown.
Speaker 1: It does not work.
Speaker 2: Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on this flying
blue man. He's blue and he's flying. He looks like
a bug. He's really weird looking for some reason.
Speaker 1: Are you just like I can't persuade him during the chaos.
Speaker 3: He wants the gold.
Speaker 8: Could I cast suggestion on him?
Speaker 3: Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on him. It's
unbelievable and uncanny. But this guy is the greatest, and
do not fight him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's also a dragon.
Speaker 3: He's unbelievably great. Everyone in the city is a dragon.
I think he might be he's something like that. I
don't know whatever it is. He can't roll alot of twenty.
You may quick buy.
Speaker 8: Okay, so we'll get all that, and then I'm going
to grab a couple of other items here that are
worth a total of one.
Speaker 1: Two. I think that's it. Yeah, okay, so twenty might
be a little more than fifty gold actually arrows one ten,
that's fifty eighty four. I'm still going, so y'all keep going. Okay,
I'm just half way done.
Speaker 7: I'll prop up Raja against the exits in the back
and just keep the vigil so we don't die to spiders.
Speaker 6: And we're short resting, right, you'll get you'll get a
short happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be able to You can do hit diet.
I would say, though, it is a wise idea to
begin conserving strength and energy from this point out, since
you okay, so, are going to go into the under dark,
It's going to be rduous, tough, and short and long
rest will be employed as your only means to regain
HP and sell shops lot unless you find some sort
of weird tavern row tavern hubs.
Speaker 4: We found a drought bartender.
Speaker 3: It's not impossible, but you know it's not going to be.
It's good that you're doing all this buying of stuff
because we're probably gonna play some real D and D
for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: So hundred and eight one hundred and eight gold ten
copper and for silver one hundred and eight gold for
silver ten copper. That's how much we take off, all right,
you just mind it might be it might be like
wrong by, like anywhere in the spectrum of ten gold.
I don't know, like somewhere.
Speaker 3: Whatever you're wrong by is what.
Speaker 2: You were either pickpocketed with on the way all or
a merchant mistaken.
Speaker 1: We can just go, would I say, one hundred and
ten gold, hundred and five gold, one hundred and eight gold?
Speaker 3: Just mine as one hundred and eight gold?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I just did the silver and copy it
should be.
Speaker 8: Yeah, somewhere around minus one hundred and rations cost more
than I picked it than I thought.
Speaker 1: I totally forgot. But now we're good.
Speaker 8: Carlias's shopping list is coming out of what.
Speaker 1: The because he didn't have me any money, right, mimy blossom.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, if the shopkeeper won't let me bill up
to Miami, then Vasilius just uses the money from the
others to pay for it, so that's another that's another
twenty two for Carlisle.
Speaker 1: Thirty gold total then, so we're left with one hundred
and twenty which actually I think is what we owed you,
isn't it, Lunch.
Speaker 5: I actually don't remember, so I didn't record it.
Speaker 1: So we owed you like one hundred and twenty five
if I'm not mistaken. So we're there, we're close. Ash,
Sweet Jesus Christ, that was a oh in a crowbar,
So one hundred and thirty two gold, I have a crowbar. Oh,
never mind, just forgot. I'm just trying. I'm trying to
prepare us for anything after So I guess I guess
you've already left. Then right sounds yeah, we're shouting.
Speaker 8: Comes, we're fast buying it. So just comes back here just.
Speaker 1: Just is more stuff than it looks like on the list.
Speaker 8: Sorry, and he tosses them the bag of gold with
whatever is left in it minus the cost of so
he bought. He bought like three gold worth of stuff
for himself without telling them. He bought Carlias a crossbow
and forty arrows, so that was like an additional twenty two.
Speaker 1: So then you get one hundred and seventeen gold back
and hold on, let me check and see if I can.
Speaker 5: So I get one hundred and seventeen seventeen?
Speaker 8: Is what we what we have in the party bank?
Quote unquote, I'll tell you if I spent anymore. One
second was the celius does he's not careful with your money?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for materials and such? Right? Do you not have
a component pouch? No?
Speaker 3: I have that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: I was actually looking to see if never mind, I
already have crossbow. I was gonna say he bought himself
across spot too, but I already have one.
Speaker 3: So Vasilius returns. I would say that everybody, nobody's done
any arduous work. So you could take a short rest.
If you want to expend some hit dice.
Speaker 1: You may well long rest.
Speaker 3: Now are you doing a long rest?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that. I think the goal, the reason
we came here was to long rest right here. So
while he's been gone, I've probably set up a camp
for us, and now that he's back, and probably like
rolling out all of our bed rolls, putting the blanket
on top, and then kind of figuring out watch with
everyone just to take a breath.
Speaker 2: You guys sort of set up a rudimentary camp in
the between the entrance way and the deeper parts of
the cabin. Versilius goes out, buys a load of provisions,
and then returns, and then you guys settle down for
an evening in this cave.
Speaker 3: So this is still like quite early in the morning,
I think, once you begin to settle down.
Speaker 2: So even though obviously it's irrelevant because you're going into
the underdark, but you probably settle down around midday before
you actually begin the long rest. It's an eight hour rest,
so it'll be eight pm by the time it ends.
So we'll assume that you spend the majority of the
day resting, tagging in and out. Nothing's going to attack you.
You're good. You killed the spiders. Anything that's deeper into
the cave continues its slumber during the daylight hours. You
guys will be able to successfully take the long rest,
so you can have all of your spell slots back,
Your HP will be regained, and you'll be ready for
the horrific and arduous journey that I'm sure you'll begin
next week into the under dark. We'll end there the
dragon at some point during the day seems to stop
circling after an hour or two, just burn into city.
You won't really understand anything that's happened, because it will
be long after Vicell's has already returned. But the dragon
seems to have settled and the town seems to have
settled down above you to a degree. As the sun
sets for the last time for you for a long time,
probably you guys will be ready to finally leave sin River,
even though you kind of have, and head downwards into
the under dark and begin a trek along from Sin
River along hopefully underneath this mountain and out somewhere before
a shallow scar. If not act shallow scar, you could
suck it up though, and end up anywhere.
Speaker 1: This is a real campaign.
Speaker 4: Now have a dark vision.
Speaker 1: Again, I have dark vision to do.
Speaker 2: Now you've got the tee Fling, Dwarf Dwarf and Teefling
the the the group prepared for their only into the
under dark. However, before that begins, as the sun sets
that evening and the group have their rest, we see
two more figures.
Speaker 3: Finally dressed.
Speaker 2: One is very slim, bald headed, very very pale skin,
and a wide brimmed hat, his eyes a very deep
rouge kind of color. A second slightly smaller, very thin,
still a shock of white hair that looks like you
might have been electrified. Young looking, almost childlike teenage years,
with a ry, devilish smile. And the two of them
sit on the spire of the tower, which sits overlooking
the gorge with the cave. There's a The two of
them are looking directly at the entrance that you guys
are currently in resting during the day, and.
Speaker 1: They look down.
Speaker 2: The first one with the red eyes turned to the
younger looking one and says, oh, so they're going down there.
A little smaller one turns back and says, I'm not
going down there. Solomon won't be pleased if he knows
we saw them and lost them again. And then the
smaller one says, Listen, Valen went off books. It wasn't
our fault. And then the larger one says, Valen was
an initiate. You're h I suppose you're above an initiate now.
And then the princess isn't going to find them in there.
We don't need to go in there. No, but if
they die, the orb might be lost forever. Fine, but
you go first. I'm scared of the dark, and the
two of them begin to climb down the spire and
into the gorge themselves.
Speaker 1: Walks back out and says, I've forgot a couple of buttons.
Speaker 3: Now this happens after anything that happens, I don't know.
And that is the end of the session.
Speaker 1: True. Hell man, that was good. So we lived.
Speaker 3: Rats, Yeah you made it, except for Raja, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Still with the party, we're gonna have to talk
about logging a fucking dead body through the under dark. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Probably I'm gonna play some more Minutia d Indi Minutia
while you're in the under dark, because it needs to
be a fucking trek as much as it just needs
to be you guys like traveling along. The whole thing
is now travel So because I do, I skip a
lot of travel, usually because I don't think it's interesting.
I'd rather see what happens when you get to the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not bothered about you.
Speaker 1: Know, you walked two days.
Speaker 2: However, this is just purely traveled, So I'm probably gonna
I'm gonna reintroduce a lot more of the rules that
come along with traveling. Haven't done it for two years,
I will, So yeah, you're gonna have to probably be
playing a little closer to D and D FIREB than
D and D by the Light brad Water. Addition, while
you're in here just to see because I just want
to see if you survived the straight up travel you know,
because I would love to actually play the game.
Speaker 1: I would love to actually wander around the under Dark
a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're going to wander anywhere because it's not like you
have the ability to just go. You know, it's not
just walk through this tonnel one and it's not been
made that way. You have to find an exit. You
could be lost. Nor it doesn't mean there's a hole
that's just going.
Speaker 3: To be I mean like role play, like going through
and such, and I mean I'm going to try and
see if one I'm like, legit going to be the
under Dark, and I want to see if one of
you dies of starvation. You know, we lost one on
the fucking journey, that fucking Oregon Trail style good thing
I made the shopping.
Speaker 4: I just starve to death on the journey.
Speaker 3: I got a lot of reading material for the under
Dark and things like that. I'm not just talking to
the dristbooks like I found some stuff that I've been
looking into.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm episodes. Are we thinking the under Dark
it's gonna last? I'm guessing twenty, dude, I'm guessing fucking twenty.
We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Maybe you'll see some trust indeed, because Fairlight's just going
to go, Can I dig a hole up?
Speaker 1: And I'll go, you can?
Speaker 2: You can try roll me a quad disadvantage, roll roll
twenties and.
Speaker 8: Raja is dead.
Speaker 4: It'd be so you can still do it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know we'll see.
Speaker 1: Twenty episodes in a freaking cave sounds so boring.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll see.
Speaker 1: It's the under Dark though. There's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's it's a super caves, not just going to be cave.
Speaker 1: It's going to be yea non stop fucking intense combat
and survival checks every guard.
Speaker 3: Damn, the more you cry, the longer you stay down.
Speaker 7: I don't think it'll be twenty episodes, but if I
bet you two to three, depending on how stupid we are,
I think two to three.
Speaker 4: I think if if we get in and out.
Speaker 1: I'd say minimum like minimum six is what I'm haking
place your votes in chats.
Speaker 8: Make your predictions now, and you may The.
Speaker 3: Only thing that can predict it is the fucking dice.
Speaker 1: It's just rolling.
Speaker 3: I would do it on the dice, so we'll see.
Speaker 1: Depending on how much you fast forward us, I would
say minimum six unless, like see, it.
Speaker 2: Depends how long you want to stay down there as well,
And I honestly feel like it doesn't matter, like your
your minimum. If your minimum is six, then the maximum
is like four hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like we're going to be It's like we'll be
lost in the under Dark for so long and by
the time we finally make it out, we'll be strong
enough to just go back and kill Aware.
Speaker 1: He is now level eighteen. Yeah, head back challenge the
whole Underdark camp, get your boosters.
Speaker 5: Get our booster shots, and are soon.
Speaker 1: My bolster shot one day, one day.
Speaker 2: We'll find out next week as they begin their journey,
But until then you can go and find these lovely
people elsewhere.
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Speaker 5: Yep, guys, thanks so much for watch. It was super
super fun episode.
Speaker 6: Apparently we're going into the under dark, but no more
of our party died, so as long as we can
tote this this corpse, we might be in good shape.
If you want to find in other places, I am
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on Twitter.
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Underscore ex Caliber And now I get to be in
the interesting predicament of having one character advocating leaving behind
my ody that stop carrying that corpse around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the resurrection magic, right You're like, oh, now
I've got two characters kind of.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'll be I should be on later today
if you guys want to swing by, check out the stream,
and hopefully you don't hate League of Legends, because I'm
not interested in playing anything else.
Speaker 1: Right now? What time? What time? I need to know
the moment I can start watching. I mean, I'm.
Speaker 8: Supposed to go live right now, but I've been up
since four am, so I might take a nap first,
and my naps used to turn into acoma, so I'll
probably go live at midnight sometime tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'll be live soon TM.
Speaker 11: Next week Connor Crouners, Oh that broke. Hey, I break
things all the time. I literally I've grown a reputation
for breaking every game I play. So if you want
to see someone break games, And currently we're on our
ro to seconds Great Organs. We completed storyline for Unity
last night, but we have DLC and stuff, so then
next week is Syndicate. But then after that it's like
Downhill into Evil, then South Park and a ton of
other crazy.
Speaker 1: Now, when you say break the game, you mean like
it bugs and glitches out and becomes unplayable, or you
mean you find like a broken strategy to.
Speaker 11: Ruin the game any and every method. I've fallen through
the world. I've skipped entire levels. I've caused the game
and my console to crash many times. I've caused my
computer to crash many times. Kind anyway, good and cursed.
Speaker 3: I forgot I was the host of the chet. I'm
a little sick.
Speaker 1: Leave me alone, mister h j attenchi heday.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be streaming as soon as I gotta go
to best Buy and grab some food as well.
Speaker 4: But best why I'm getting a Switch, and we'll be
playing Rabbits tomorrow finally finally becoming an ten Bro and
which I'll be playing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm actually surprised because I'm been unimpressed with Nintendo's
stuff for a little while.
Speaker 4: I just don't like their business tactics and their games were.
Speaker 1: Not for me.
Speaker 4: But Switch seems to be maybe not so bad, pretty.
Speaker 7: Good, and there's a bunch, like Connor said, there's a
ship ton of games coming out next month for everything.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I hope you enjoy it, man, I love mine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna oh, I'm gonna keep playing Divinity Original
Sin when I get home that that oh Man Original
Sin too is so good and I'm really really happy
that everybody's actually liking it because I always argue that
rbgs aren't incredibly easy to do.
Speaker 4: On Twitch, and people are a lot of people are
playing it. Yeah, cool, good, good for that.
Speaker 3: And lost but not please mister.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have much. We're playing West to Loathing
on stream right now. I just announced like the new
revamped stream schedule, so if you guys are awake at
nine am in the mornings, I hopefully will be as well.
And we have we have a campaign that I DM
Brad and Connor through on Sundays called Ilios. Brad's new
character actually gets revealed this Sunday, and then we we
have a cyberpunk show here on Table Story as well.
That's that airs every Friday, seven pm Eastern. Sundays are
three pm, same time as Dust Veil. And I'm I'm
playing through West of Loathing right now. I'm gonna be
starting Original Sin too pretty soon, actually so, and I've
started a an offline playthrough of Breath of the Wild too.
So I'm I'm just absorbed in all the video games,
but I'm gonna play the most op class in Divinity
Original Sin and hopefully break all the mechanics of the game. Yeah,
go up to our YouTube, go go join our discord
for dust Veil here, and hopefully within the next couple
months we might have a couple live shows coming your
guys way, So keep doing for that impossible.
Speaker 3: Well, that's just surpassed broad Wodo a weapon to surpass
bread Wodo. Anything gets passed me. Right now, I'm about
to fall over. Thanks for watching, everybody. I hope you
had fun. Next week we'll journey into the Underdok with
these losers, and I'll try and kill them with mushrooms
and all sorts of horrible things that they've done there.
They won't die because they just won't fucking die no
matter how hard I try.
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Speaker 1: My God,