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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bub to the rescue time for asque Taco Bub.

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<v Speaker 1>On one on one one.

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<v Speaker 2>W j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station, and UH as always a

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<v Speaker 3>true honor to have you in your services. Valet services

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<v Speaker 3>literally for listeners each Wednesday here on the lynch of

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Show, Sir.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the least I can do. How is your Easter red?

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<v Speaker 1>It was good?

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<v Speaker 2>It was good, pretty sweet. I mean think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Four how many people add like converting over to smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>I had people all day hitting the life coach up

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<v Speaker 2>for medical cards. I guess at the end of that

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, all right, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Charge time and a half on us Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually broke into my my regular stash and uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even do the medical cards.

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<v Speaker 2>I allegedly broke into my and just started putting weed

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<v Speaker 2>in Easter eggs for them, left them out front.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept an eye out so I was responsible so

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<v Speaker 2>the kids wouldn't get them, you know, the neighborhood kids

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<v Speaker 2>seeing these eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, I watch out for things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking dapper is always be prepared to conquer this stack

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<v Speaker 3>of questions. Listeners have texted over two, two, five six,

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<v Speaker 3>I trust yes, thank you for all those questions. Life coach.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up on a one year anniversary with my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 3>What do I get her? Ooh wow, listen to this

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<v Speaker 3>little situation the right What do I get her? As

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<v Speaker 3>she owns a fancy jewelry store? One year anniversary? She

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<v Speaker 3>owns a nice jewelry store. It's a tricky one.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Take her out to dinner and then right after dinner

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<v Speaker 2>take her to a shoe store. I knew you were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say that, No, women love shoes. You were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say it to women love shoes or not? And bozo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about like a foot locker. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>no offense to foot locker. But I'm sorry. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>on a one year, one year anniversary and you take

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<v Speaker 2>her to dinner, a nice dinner, you take her to

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<v Speaker 2>a nice you know, like an up upscale shoe store,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, she doesn't want somebody in a referee jersey dress,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, playing with.

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<v Speaker 1>Her feet, right is understood? Sure, Sure, it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>ref jersey with the name Tom.

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<v Speaker 3>I learned a long learned a long time ago. When

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<v Speaker 3>it comes to the shoe department, that's just an area

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<v Speaker 3>that you a right, any of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Married dudes or living with a woman who likes shoes

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<v Speaker 4>and you know the shoe rack, Yeah, the dozens and

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<v Speaker 4>dozens and just ignore it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't even mention it, don't acknowledge it, don't comment

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<v Speaker 3>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Just let it be.

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<v Speaker 2>When the shoes are in the middle of the floor,

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<v Speaker 2>all over that, just walk over them. Trust me when

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you it's not worth the battle. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>back to trying on shoes. How weird is it that,

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<v Speaker 2>with all the foot things that go on in life,

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<v Speaker 2>that we would actually stick our feet in those measuring devices.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the toe and foot fetish people out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you they've licked those things up and down

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<v Speaker 2>and more than just lick. I promise you need your help,

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<v Speaker 2>life coach. Ooh wife got a hold of our tax

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<v Speaker 2>returns and blew all of it shopping for clothes. Please

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<v Speaker 2>help calm me down. No, don't make this all about you,

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<v Speaker 2>just like you want all the tax returns to go

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<v Speaker 2>to you. It's a you and her, it's a for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It should be a we thing, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Not like the game, but a we thing. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>simply need to talk to her about her spending habits.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she has an issue that you can help her with. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where the hole. It's not all about you. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>she has a problem. Here's a phrase.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of sounded more like he was looking for a

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<v Speaker 4>new flaty bombaddie.

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<v Speaker 1>And TVs are overrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a phrase. You're ready for it, it's deep. Always

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<v Speaker 2>live within your means. You can live in your car,

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<v Speaker 2>but you cannot drive your house. So budget accordingly, I

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<v Speaker 2>may have lag BLAGIORI.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, Yeah, if your car is your house, you

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<v Speaker 3>could drive it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you didn't take it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I make yourrab it again. Grab that plagri No, not

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<v Speaker 2>going to the mobile home. Hold on anyway, Live within

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<v Speaker 2>your means, dude, you can drive a car because the

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<v Speaker 2>car's four wheels parked in your driveway at your house.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't drive that damn house. I don't care if

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<v Speaker 2>it's a mobile or not. Next Tornado anyway. Why did

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<v Speaker 2>the Life Coach not make the top one hundred most

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<v Speaker 2>influential people hashtag robbed?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the People magazine thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I made it. You just must not have noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>his number sixty. You know, ELC. I had a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend crap this morning, rap stuff. You know Valentine's Daisy yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>ELC.

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<v Speaker 2>Girlfriend wants a chow chow, but everyone tells me they're aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>What do I do if she wants a chow chow?

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<v Speaker 2>You need to break up now now I'm gonna settle

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<v Speaker 2>that really quick. You do not need that, boy, Elci.

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<v Speaker 2>I have two co workers. They're two coworkers.

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<v Speaker 1>On my team. You know, they make teams.

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<v Speaker 2>They assigned me to a team, and these two have

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<v Speaker 2>officially made me the third week old slash odd man out,

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<v Speaker 2>which makes work unbearable. Now should I go to management

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<v Speaker 2>about what?

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<v Speaker 1>See?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the That would definitely help things out with

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<v Speaker 2>you be in the third wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to management.

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<v Speaker 2>Glenn and Larry don't like me? Yeah, report the problem there, Steve, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you just make an anonymous tip when I'm on Heroin. No,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's nothing to joke about. But be found a

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<v Speaker 2>narcan kid. No, I'm totally kidding. I shouldn't joke dude

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<v Speaker 2>asking about reporting as coworkers.

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<v Speaker 1>This is kind of guy that cries at a public commercial,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Holiday not that the life coach hasn't shed a tear

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<v Speaker 2>or two. Hell, I hear a Bluebell commercial, foggy eyed.

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<v Speaker 2>There's still still questions coming in. We'll get to him

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<v Speaker 2>when we can, I promise, sure he's dusty in here.

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<v Speaker 1>LC.

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<v Speaker 2>Are there any good places in Europe where you'd suggest

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<v Speaker 2>going a college? Buddy and I are going in August,

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<v Speaker 2>and with all your world travels, I'd figured you're the

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<v Speaker 2>guy to ask two guys going to Europe, because that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of gig.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that guy I work with, you've you've met

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<v Speaker 3>him once a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he hands me, He hands me questions from the print.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what he says all the time. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>quite understood this. Maybe you being a life coach my.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably cool things everready school, I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Just never he says, he's quote not a europe dude.

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<v Speaker 3>What exactly does that mean? He's just not into Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not cultured like I the life coach, Am, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been there many times. That's why these two I think

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<v Speaker 2>gay fellas that you're asking me where to go? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the guys, here's where we go? Roman Bath? Yeah, definitely

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<v Speaker 2>need no not doing the bath house. Listen, you definitely

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<v Speaker 2>have to go to France. That's the place to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear there's a rumor that's where the Nickeltist asks.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's even a hole in the wall, you and

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<v Speaker 2>your buddy can stick your wingers in it.

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<v Speaker 1>At the Room of math.

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<v Speaker 2>Out Oh my god, Hey, I just got the finger

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<v Speaker 2>movement that we gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it that quick? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that'd be a good jumping off point Hunter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're off to road to see the Pope.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's j R R.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Mill