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Speaker 1: It's the least I can do. How is your Easter red?
Speaker 1: It was good?
Speaker 2: It was good, pretty sweet. I mean think about it.
Speaker 2: Four how many people add like converting over to smoking.
Speaker 2: I had people all day hitting the life coach up
Speaker 2: for medical cards. I guess at the end of that
Speaker 2: they were like, all right, you.
Speaker 4: Charge time and a half on us Sunday.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I actually broke into my my regular stash and uh.
Speaker 1: Didn't even do the medical cards.
Speaker 2: I allegedly broke into my and just started putting weed
Speaker 2: in Easter eggs for them, left them out front.
Speaker 3: I'm thoughtful.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kept an eye out so I was responsible so
Speaker 2: the kids wouldn't get them, you know, the neighborhood kids
Speaker 2: seeing these eggs.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I watch out for things like that.
Speaker 3: Looking dapper is always be prepared to conquer this stack
Speaker 3: of questions. Listeners have texted over two, two, five six,
Speaker 3: I trust yes, thank you for all those questions. Life coach.
Speaker 3: Coming up on a one year anniversary with my girlfriend?
Speaker 3: What do I get her? Ooh wow, listen to this
Speaker 3: little situation the right What do I get her? As
Speaker 3: she owns a fancy jewelry store? One year anniversary? She
Speaker 3: owns a nice jewelry store. It's a tricky one.
Speaker 1: Here's what you do.
Speaker 2: Take her out to dinner and then right after dinner
Speaker 2: take her to a shoe store. I knew you were
Speaker 2: gonna say that, No, women love shoes. You were gonna
Speaker 2: say it to women love shoes or not? And bozo.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like a foot locker. I mean
Speaker 2: no offense to foot locker. But I'm sorry. If you're
Speaker 2: on a one year, one year anniversary and you take
Speaker 2: her to dinner, a nice dinner, you take her to
Speaker 2: a nice you know, like an up upscale shoe store,
Speaker 2: and uh, she doesn't want somebody in a referee jersey dress,
Speaker 2: you know, playing with.
Speaker 1: Her feet, right is understood? Sure, Sure, it's like the
Speaker 1: ref jersey with the name Tom.
Speaker 3: I learned a long learned a long time ago. When
Speaker 3: it comes to the shoe department, that's just an area
Speaker 3: that you a right, any of you.
Speaker 4: Married dudes or living with a woman who likes shoes
Speaker 4: and you know the shoe rack, Yeah, the dozens and
Speaker 4: dozens and just ignore it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't even mention it, don't acknowledge it, don't comment
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: Just let it be.
Speaker 2: When the shoes are in the middle of the floor,
Speaker 2: all over that, just walk over them. Trust me when
Speaker 2: I tell you it's not worth the battle. You know,
Speaker 2: back to trying on shoes. How weird is it that,
Speaker 2: with all the foot things that go on in life,
Speaker 2: that we would actually stick our feet in those measuring devices.
Speaker 2: You know, the toe and foot fetish people out there.
Speaker 2: I guarantee you they've licked those things up and down
Speaker 2: and more than just lick. I promise you need your help,
Speaker 2: life coach. Ooh wife got a hold of our tax
Speaker 2: returns and blew all of it shopping for clothes. Please
Speaker 2: help calm me down. No, don't make this all about you,
Speaker 2: just like you want all the tax returns to go
Speaker 2: to you. It's a you and her, it's a for you.
Speaker 2: It should be a we thing, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Not like the game, but a we thing. Maybe you
Speaker 2: simply need to talk to her about her spending habits.
Speaker 2: Maybe she has an issue that you can help her with. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's where the hole. It's not all about you. Maybe
Speaker 2: she has a problem. Here's a phrase.
Speaker 4: Kind of sounded more like he was looking for a
Speaker 4: new flaty bombaddie.
Speaker 1: And TVs are overrated.
Speaker 2: Here's a phrase. You're ready for it, it's deep. Always
Speaker 2: live within your means. You can live in your car,
Speaker 2: but you cannot drive your house. So budget accordingly, I
Speaker 2: may have lag BLAGIORI.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Yeah, if your car is your house, you
Speaker 3: could drive it.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't take it up.
Speaker 2: I make yourrab it again. Grab that plagri No, not
Speaker 2: going to the mobile home. Hold on anyway, Live within
Speaker 2: your means, dude, you can drive a car because the
Speaker 2: car's four wheels parked in your driveway at your house.
Speaker 2: You can't drive that damn house. I don't care if
Speaker 2: it's a mobile or not. Next Tornado anyway. Why did
Speaker 2: the Life Coach not make the top one hundred most
Speaker 2: influential people hashtag robbed?
Speaker 4: Is that the People magazine thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I made it. You just must not have noticed that
Speaker 2: his number sixty. You know, ELC. I had a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: boyfriend crap this morning, rap stuff. You know Valentine's Daisy yesterday?
Speaker 1: ELC.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend wants a chow chow, but everyone tells me they're aggressive.
Speaker 1: What do I do if she wants a chow chow?
Speaker 2: You need to break up now now I'm gonna settle
Speaker 2: that really quick. You do not need that, boy, Elci.
Speaker 2: I have two co workers. They're two coworkers.
Speaker 1: On my team. You know, they make teams.
Speaker 2: They assigned me to a team, and these two have
Speaker 2: officially made me the third week old slash odd man out,
Speaker 2: which makes work unbearable. Now should I go to management
Speaker 2: about what?
Speaker 1: See?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the That would definitely help things out with
Speaker 2: you be in the third wheel.
Speaker 1: Go to management.
Speaker 2: Glenn and Larry don't like me? Yeah, report the problem there, Steve, No,
Speaker 2: you just make an anonymous tip when I'm on Heroin. No,
Speaker 2: and that's nothing to joke about. But be found a
Speaker 2: narcan kid. No, I'm totally kidding. I shouldn't joke dude
Speaker 2: asking about reporting as coworkers.
Speaker 1: This is kind of guy that cries at a public commercial,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Holiday not that the life coach hasn't shed a tear
Speaker 2: or two. Hell, I hear a Bluebell commercial, foggy eyed.
Speaker 2: There's still still questions coming in. We'll get to him
Speaker 2: when we can, I promise, sure he's dusty in here.
Speaker 1: LC.
Speaker 2: Are there any good places in Europe where you'd suggest
Speaker 2: going a college? Buddy and I are going in August,
Speaker 2: and with all your world travels, I'd figured you're the
Speaker 2: guy to ask two guys going to Europe, because that's
Speaker 2: kind of gig.
Speaker 3: You know that guy I work with, you've you've met
Speaker 3: him once a year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he hands me, He hands me questions from the print.
Speaker 2: You know what he says all the time. I've never
Speaker 2: quite understood this. Maybe you being a life coach my.
Speaker 1: Probably cool things everready school, I've.
Speaker 3: Just never he says, he's quote not a europe dude.
Speaker 3: What exactly does that mean? He's just not into Europe.
Speaker 2: He's not cultured like I the life coach, Am, I've
Speaker 2: been there many times. That's why these two I think
Speaker 2: gay fellas that you're asking me where to go? Well,
Speaker 2: the guys, here's where we go? Roman Bath? Yeah, definitely
Speaker 2: need no not doing the bath house. Listen, you definitely
Speaker 2: have to go to France. That's the place to be.
Speaker 2: I hear there's a rumor that's where the Nickeltist asks.
Speaker 2: If there's even a hole in the wall, you and
Speaker 2: your buddy can stick your wingers in it.
Speaker 1: At the Room of math.
Speaker 2: Out Oh my god, Hey, I just got the finger
Speaker 2: movement that we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Is it that quick? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think that'd be a good jumping off point Hunter.
Speaker 1: We're off to road to see the Pope.
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