Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots. All right, This hour brought you
Speaker 2: by Taco Bob's little lug get together going on tomorrow evenings.
Speaker 2: Soare if you would, We're gonna be out.
Speaker 3: We're out usually every Sunday with a surfside, iced tea
Speaker 3: and vodka. Been doing a bunch of different Sunday fun
Speaker 3: day kind of things. Well, now since Sunday's Father's Day,
Speaker 3: we're doing it tomorrow night at Wojo's in Saint Clouds,
Speaker 3: starting at six, in six to eight, Wojo's in Saint
Speaker 3: cloud Beer pong, cornhole, great concert tickets, man, Dirty Honey,
Speaker 3: Volby Offspring.
Speaker 2: Come on down and hover.
Speaker 3: No, none of that. No, but we'll see Wojos tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: It's starting six.
Speaker 2: Uh. Lots of residents in ann Arbor, Michigan, are pissed
Speaker 2: off at their city officials. Okay, this after they greenlit
Speaker 2: the killing of beavers on its city owned golf course
Speaker 2: beach or to kill the golfers.
Speaker 3: Beavers are a tough situation because they do so much damage.
Speaker 2: But still they hadn't damaged the course. They said that
Speaker 2: one of the water features that runs through the course,
Speaker 2: the beavers were building a dam. Yeah, and then that
Speaker 2: was going to cause problems in front of him behind.
Speaker 2: Not so much for the golf course, but for you know,
Speaker 2: just that water where it flows, or wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: flowing in the case.
Speaker 3: And then it backs up and sooner or later that's
Speaker 3: going to go on the course. It would be amazing
Speaker 3: if those beavers actually used all the golfers woods, sorry
Speaker 3: or tiger would.
Speaker 2: The residents contend? Hey, first off, you just went and
Speaker 2: did it without even getting any feedback. And if you did,
Speaker 2: why not consider other alternatives like maybe just relocating them, yeah,
Speaker 2: or cutting a hole in the dam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So they just killed them all. It's kind of cool,
Speaker 3: hunter Bob, I'm sure have you ever dealt with an
Speaker 3: angry beaver?
Speaker 2: For a rogue beaver?
Speaker 3: Many back in my college days. This is too easy.
Speaker 3: This is this is what they call low hanging fruit, right, Hey,
Speaker 3: that's what this session. It's like a low hanging peach.
Speaker 3: If you would with the beaver toss sure peach beaver
Speaker 3: sound effects? No, I have never I mean it would
Speaker 3: be this, that's their tail. No, I've never I've seen
Speaker 3: Beaver's on the golf course actually at the winter Park Pines,
Speaker 3: but uh never really had.
Speaker 2: Any problem with them. All right, told you we have
Speaker 2: two more headline of the Week entrance. The first of
Speaker 2: those two I have right here, and then we'll decide
Speaker 2: in the final idiotology in the eight o'clock hour. Actually
Speaker 2: we won't decide. You listening will decide which are the
Speaker 2: ones from across the week? Will I take the crown
Speaker 2: of headline of the.
Speaker 3: Week again, that's in the last idiotology. For now, I'm
Speaker 3: ready to record. You tell me when.
Speaker 2: All right, I do want to preface this by saying
Speaker 2: this is a cross pollination of BWO slash headline of
Speaker 2: the week situation.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I was taping. We got to ditch all that.
Speaker 3: There's systems to this delete all right, go.
Speaker 2: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt.
Speaker 2: It's pretty strong. One more time. Family Dollar employee arrested
Speaker 2: for shooting thief in the butt. Yeah see that.
Speaker 3: Okay, the thieves flee in So you're in the wrong there,
Speaker 3: You're you're packing heat at work.
Speaker 2: Family Dollar is kind of if I work there, I would.
Speaker 2: I would too. You're right.
Speaker 3: We've heard it a different fast food places where the
Speaker 3: worker just got fed up and pulled, you know, pulled
Speaker 3: a gun on somebody.
Speaker 2: I came close to uh doing it in my time
Speaker 2: in the sea store industry.
Speaker 3: Wait, you almost worked at a Family Dollar or pulled
Speaker 3: into the packed heat.
Speaker 2: Almost packed heat? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're fad. I think those his name would
Speaker 3: have really frowned upon him.
Speaker 2: No, I probably best that I didn't. I would have
Speaker 2: been too tempted.
Speaker 3: I don't think a guy like you with the just
Speaker 3: the patience level which you've worked super hard on, which
Speaker 3: is really good. But I've known you almost probably thirty years,
Speaker 3: and I I don't think it's a good idea for
Speaker 3: a guy like you to be packing heat, if for work, because.
Speaker 2: I've seen you lose your temper around here. Damn, who
Speaker 2: took my stuff off the printer? And right there? Pat whoa.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see him at gunpoint and have to
Speaker 3: talk him off the ledge going.
Speaker 2: All right, So the Family Dollar employee, he said, looks
Speaker 2: like he's not going to be able to work there
Speaker 2: anymore for violating the companies. You know what do he
Speaker 2: gus next, that's maybe this is a he may have
Speaker 2: taken this and been inspired from the doctrine of BWO.
Speaker 2: I just want you to be aware.
Speaker 3: Of Well, is it in I was gonna say, is
Speaker 3: it in Central Florida? I was gonna say, he can
Speaker 3: be listening on the iHeartRadio app Correct.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking respect people asking for BWS stuff from
Speaker 2: all over around the world. I'm not.
Speaker 3: And we actually have sent it to England, Ireland, Scotland.
Speaker 3: I'm not responsible if this guy, you know, had anything
Speaker 3: to do. I'm just saying places should hire an armed
Speaker 3: guard to protect the retailer.
Speaker 2: Shoot people not in the butt, but in the kneecaps. Yea,
Speaker 2: across the kneecaps, rendering them to the chair. Yeah, then
Speaker 2: they're in the wheelchair that we put. What on BWS sticker? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Bob World order what happened to him? I just ordered victim.
Speaker 3: He was stealing. Oh, I'm not going to steal. See
Speaker 3: that's then kids get the message. I'm not stealing. Let
Speaker 3: him serve as an example. Yeah, now you're just got
Speaker 3: a wheelchair basketball all right?
Speaker 2: Always looking for a half full option, there, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Somebody said patience controlled frustration.
Speaker 2: Some some wise asses in South Korea.
Speaker 3: By the way, when we were doing the beaver story,
Speaker 3: people were actually texting in beaver sound effects. Now right
Speaker 3: before you even said it, people were doing it.
Speaker 2: We aimed at police, so hopefully go ahead and hit
Speaker 2: him with it one more times. It's a beaver's tail
Speaker 2: slapping something, all right, but it's it's you know, slapin's tails,
Speaker 2: it's lifting logs. There's this big beaver teeth, in't she?
Speaker 2: On South Korea, a chaotic situation at a public spa
Speaker 2: slash bathhouse ensued when some wise asses swapped the decals
Speaker 2: in the elevator that went to the men's and women's
Speaker 2: facilities in the building. So they took the one sign
Speaker 2: that said men's spa slash bathhouse, which was on floor whatever,
Speaker 2: and swapped it with female one. Didn't it take long? Well?
Speaker 2: The issue was the women noticed first as they walked
Speaker 2: into a room full of nude men. Any ensue.
Speaker 3: See, if you're in the US, this is just normal, right,
Speaker 3: And who cares who's in which restaurant?
Speaker 2: These are? These are those big public Yeah steamroom? Is
Speaker 2: it like the steam rooms and those deals? It's just
Speaker 2: the big pools and stuff where you just go ahead
Speaker 2: and minerals or whatever the hell.
Speaker 3: That's just that's that's a toxic soup, if you ask me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you get into that. You have any open sores, you
Speaker 3: don't get in falls in hot tub category in my book.
Speaker 2: Great. Great.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been in a steamhouse? I've seen it
Speaker 3: all movies, you know where I have been in a
Speaker 3: steam room?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you get up and dump the water on
Speaker 2: the road?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, No, that that's dry heat. Steam is wet heat.
Speaker 2: There is no dumping of anything. You sit in there
Speaker 2: and it's where'd you do a steam room? Back when
Speaker 2: I was in high school cool football days, did you
Speaker 2: ever climb in a tub of ice? No? I never was.
Speaker 2: It was available, but I wasn't about to do that.
Speaker 2: I had to do that.
Speaker 3: I hadn't any like.
Speaker 2: Seriously, it was and it was crazy. I'm still a
Speaker 2: little scarred from it.
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