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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. All right, This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by Taco Bob's little lug get together going on tomorrow evenings.

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<v Speaker 2>Soare if you would, We're gonna be out.

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<v Speaker 3>We're out usually every Sunday with a surfside, iced tea

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<v Speaker 3>and vodka. Been doing a bunch of different Sunday fun

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<v Speaker 3>day kind of things. Well, now since Sunday's Father's Day,

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing it tomorrow night at Wojo's in Saint Clouds,

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<v Speaker 3>starting at six, in six to eight, Wojo's in Saint

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<v Speaker 3>cloud Beer pong, cornhole, great concert tickets, man, Dirty Honey,

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<v Speaker 3>Volby Offspring.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on down and hover.

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<v Speaker 3>No, none of that. No, but we'll see Wojos tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 3>It's starting six.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Lots of residents in ann Arbor, Michigan, are pissed

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<v Speaker 2>off at their city officials. Okay, this after they greenlit

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<v Speaker 2>the killing of beavers on its city owned golf course

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<v Speaker 2>beach or to kill the golfers.

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<v Speaker 3>Beavers are a tough situation because they do so much damage.

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<v Speaker 2>But still they hadn't damaged the course. They said that

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<v Speaker 2>one of the water features that runs through the course,

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<v Speaker 2>the beavers were building a dam. Yeah, and then that

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<v Speaker 2>was going to cause problems in front of him behind.

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<v Speaker 2>Not so much for the golf course, but for you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just that water where it flows, or wouldn't it be

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<v Speaker 2>flowing in the case.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it backs up and sooner or later that's

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<v Speaker 3>going to go on the course. It would be amazing

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<v Speaker 3>if those beavers actually used all the golfers woods, sorry

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<v Speaker 3>or tiger would.

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<v Speaker 2>The residents contend? Hey, first off, you just went and

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<v Speaker 2>did it without even getting any feedback. And if you did,

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<v Speaker 2>why not consider other alternatives like maybe just relocating them, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>or cutting a hole in the dam.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So they just killed them all. It's kind of cool,

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<v Speaker 3>hunter Bob, I'm sure have you ever dealt with an

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<v Speaker 3>angry beaver?

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<v Speaker 2>For a rogue beaver?

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<v Speaker 3>Many back in my college days. This is too easy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is what they call low hanging fruit, right, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what this session. It's like a low hanging peach.

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<v Speaker 3>If you would with the beaver toss sure peach beaver

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<v Speaker 3>sound effects? No, I have never I mean it would

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<v Speaker 3>be this, that's their tail. No, I've never I've seen

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<v Speaker 3>Beaver's on the golf course actually at the winter Park Pines,

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<v Speaker 3>but uh never really had.

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<v Speaker 2>Any problem with them. All right, told you we have

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<v Speaker 2>two more headline of the Week entrance. The first of

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<v Speaker 2>those two I have right here, and then we'll decide

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<v Speaker 2>in the final idiotology in the eight o'clock hour. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>we won't decide. You listening will decide which are the

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<v Speaker 2>ones from across the week? Will I take the crown

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<v Speaker 2>of headline of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Week again, that's in the last idiotology. For now, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>ready to record. You tell me when.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I do want to preface this by saying

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<v Speaker 2>this is a cross pollination of BWO slash headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I was taping. We got to ditch all that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's systems to this delete all right, go.

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<v Speaker 2>Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty strong. One more time. Family Dollar employee arrested

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<v Speaker 2>for shooting thief in the butt. Yeah see that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the thieves flee in So you're in the wrong there,

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're packing heat at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Family Dollar is kind of if I work there, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would too. You're right.

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<v Speaker 3>We've heard it a different fast food places where the

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<v Speaker 3>worker just got fed up and pulled, you know, pulled

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<v Speaker 3>a gun on somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I came close to uh doing it in my time

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<v Speaker 2>in the sea store industry.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you almost worked at a Family Dollar or pulled

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<v Speaker 3>into the packed heat.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost packed heat? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you're fad. I think those his name would

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<v Speaker 3>have really frowned upon him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I probably best that I didn't. I would have

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<v Speaker 2>been too tempted.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think a guy like you with the just

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<v Speaker 3>the patience level which you've worked super hard on, which

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<v Speaker 3>is really good. But I've known you almost probably thirty years,

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<v Speaker 3>and I I don't think it's a good idea for

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<v Speaker 3>a guy like you to be packing heat, if for work, because.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen you lose your temper around here. Damn, who

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<v Speaker 2>took my stuff off the printer? And right there? Pat whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to see him at gunpoint and have to

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<v Speaker 3>talk him off the ledge going.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So the Family Dollar employee, he said, looks

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<v Speaker 2>like he's not going to be able to work there

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<v Speaker 2>anymore for violating the companies. You know what do he

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<v Speaker 2>gus next, that's maybe this is a he may have

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<v Speaker 2>taken this and been inspired from the doctrine of BWO.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to be aware.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Well, is it in I was gonna say, is

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<v Speaker 3>it in Central Florida? I was gonna say, he can

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<v Speaker 3>be listening on the iHeartRadio app Correct.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not taking respect people asking for BWS stuff from

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<v Speaker 2>all over around the world. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>And we actually have sent it to England, Ireland, Scotland.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not responsible if this guy, you know, had anything

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<v Speaker 3>to do. I'm just saying places should hire an armed

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<v Speaker 3>guard to protect the retailer.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot people not in the butt, but in the kneecaps. Yea,

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<v Speaker 2>across the kneecaps, rendering them to the chair. Yeah, then

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<v Speaker 2>they're in the wheelchair that we put. What on BWS sticker? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Bob World order what happened to him? I just ordered victim.

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<v Speaker 3>He was stealing. Oh, I'm not going to steal. See

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<v Speaker 3>that's then kids get the message. I'm not stealing. Let

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<v Speaker 3>him serve as an example. Yeah, now you're just got

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<v Speaker 3>a wheelchair basketball all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Always looking for a half full option, there, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said patience controlled frustration.

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<v Speaker 2>Some some wise asses in South Korea.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, when we were doing the beaver story,

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<v Speaker 3>people were actually texting in beaver sound effects. Now right

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<v Speaker 3>before you even said it, people were doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>We aimed at police, so hopefully go ahead and hit

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<v Speaker 2>him with it one more times. It's a beaver's tail

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<v Speaker 2>slapping something, all right, but it's it's you know, slapin's tails,

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<v Speaker 2>it's lifting logs. There's this big beaver teeth, in't she?

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<v Speaker 2>On South Korea, a chaotic situation at a public spa

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<v Speaker 2>slash bathhouse ensued when some wise asses swapped the decals

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<v Speaker 2>in the elevator that went to the men's and women's

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<v Speaker 2>facilities in the building. So they took the one sign

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<v Speaker 2>that said men's spa slash bathhouse, which was on floor whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and swapped it with female one. Didn't it take long? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>The issue was the women noticed first as they walked

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<v Speaker 2>into a room full of nude men. Any ensue.

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<v Speaker 3>See, if you're in the US, this is just normal, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And who cares who's in which restaurant?

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<v Speaker 2>These are? These are those big public Yeah steamroom? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it like the steam rooms and those deals? It's just

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<v Speaker 2>the big pools and stuff where you just go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and minerals or whatever the hell.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just that's that's a toxic soup, if you ask me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you get into that. You have any open sores, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't get in falls in hot tub category in my book.

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<v Speaker 2>Great. Great.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been in a steamhouse? I've seen it

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<v Speaker 3>all movies, you know where I have been in a

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<v Speaker 3>steam room?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you get up and dump the water on

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<v Speaker 2>the road?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, that that's dry heat. Steam is wet heat.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no dumping of anything. You sit in there

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<v Speaker 2>and it's where'd you do a steam room? Back when

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<v Speaker 2>I was in high school cool football days, did you

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<v Speaker 2>ever climb in a tub of ice? No? I never was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was available, but I wasn't about to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I hadn't any like.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, it was and it was crazy. I'm still a

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<v Speaker 2>little scarred from it.

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