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Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I've been banned from yet another thing.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So we have something. Oh I'm Laura Kane by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Laura Kane, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Eric Grimmer Hi, And we have producer Brian, Hello,
Speaker 1: and we will all be at the pumpkin patch on Saturday,
Speaker 1: and we want you guys to come. We had Alisa
Speaker 1: from California farm Life. She's actually from She's the one
Speaker 1: that that those little mini cows. I want to call
Speaker 1: them teacup cows, even though that's not what they're called,
Speaker 1: but they're like little mini cows, and she breeds them
Speaker 1: and she brings them to California farm Life, which has
Speaker 1: this big giant pumpkin pat and a huge palette maze
Speaker 1: and tractors for the kids to crawl all over. And
Speaker 1: they are the biggest supplier of pumpkins in San Diego County.
Speaker 1: And this is a free event. It goes on I
Speaker 1: think every day up until Halloween and maybe beyond. But
Speaker 1: our day, Laura King After Dark Day is October nineteenth,
Speaker 1: which is Saturday. We're gonna be there at one o'clock.
Speaker 1: Come join us. We're gonna go through the maize. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have fun. We're gonna Oh, I think I have
Speaker 1: prizes to give away, do you I do? I have
Speaker 1: fun prizes and it'll be great. There's gonna be food,
Speaker 1: there's a gift store and yeah, Outlander Highland cattle. That's
Speaker 1: where Elisa is from, and that's where she brought little Buttoner.
Speaker 2: With buttons.
Speaker 1: So she said she was gonna bring buttons as well
Speaker 1: as her other little guys, which are the cows. And
Speaker 1: this would be a great event for your family. If
Speaker 1: you want uh pictures for a Christmas card, this would
Speaker 1: be a great backdrop because California farm Life also runs
Speaker 1: you pick flowers or you pick sunflowers, so they have
Speaker 1: these huge sunflowers.
Speaker 2: I just had I just had a amazing idea.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit nervous about it. When we're there,
Speaker 1: please be a good boy, Please be a good boy.
Speaker 2: That you pick flowers. Yes, we can have you bending
Speaker 2: over picking flowers and I'll be behind you, like, yeah, why.
Speaker 1: Are you doing this Orcades after family event? I knew it,
Speaker 1: and I knew what I knew it.
Speaker 2: I knew it, so I'll be I'll be right where
Speaker 2: you want me. I'll be locked in a pen with
Speaker 2: button Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, all the details would be on Lourricane after Dark
Speaker 1: dot com like the directions. It's in Ramona and it's
Speaker 1: going to be just a blasts. I'm really fun. It's
Speaker 1: this Saturday, Okay, So something happened today that was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I got in trouble.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: It happened at work, Oh boy, And uh I've it's
Speaker 1: another banning.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: So let's go over the things I've been banned from
Speaker 1: the Oscars. I've been banned from the Oscars because I
Speaker 1: was a seat filler for five years and you're not.
Speaker 1: You be signed this huge waiver where you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to talk about what it's like to be a seat filler,
Speaker 1: and you sign a waivers thing, don't take pictures with
Speaker 1: celebrities and YadA, YadA, YadA. Well I pretty much broke
Speaker 1: all those rules, I mean every single but hey, to
Speaker 1: my defense, Neil Patrick Harris did call me out on
Speaker 1: National TV huge and asked me if I was a
Speaker 1: seat filler. So there's that. But anyway, so I'm banned
Speaker 1: from the Oscars for life. I am banned from doing
Speaker 1: certain radio stations in town. That's a whole nother story.
Speaker 2: You're banned from my house.
Speaker 1: I'm banned from doing I'm banned from working from home
Speaker 1: doing traffic reports because we did that during COVID and
Speaker 1: some people continue to do that. But because my WiFi
Speaker 1: was so shoddy. The reports weren't going through. So they're like, Nope,
Speaker 1: you can't do it from home anymore. So I have
Speaker 1: to go to the studio and do it.
Speaker 2: So that's fine.
Speaker 1: So now here's the latest thing that I've been banned from.
Speaker 2: And before you talk about said banning, can you explain
Speaker 2: first why you were.
Speaker 1: Banned from the read from what from what happened today? Yes,
Speaker 1: I will explain everything.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm on my way to work today and I get
Speaker 1: a text from my program director and the text said,
Speaker 1: were you here on Saturday morning? And I'm thinking, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, and because I sometimes I go in like
Speaker 1: late at night. Sometimes I go in early in the
Speaker 1: morning to finish like my star Oh shit boy, and uh,
Speaker 1: I always bring Elvis.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: So I said, I don't think I was there in
Speaker 1: the morning, but I think I was there. I was
Speaker 1: definitely there Saturday night. He said, well, And then I
Speaker 1: looked at him and I want no, and he's like, yes,
Speaker 1: Elvis laid a giant deuce in the sales pit where
Speaker 1: all the salespeople from my heart come and they got
Speaker 1: to walk in Monday morning to a big, fresh, steaming
Speaker 1: pile of dog poop. Oh my god, I just about died.
Speaker 1: And of course I had to say, yes, I bring
Speaker 1: my dog in. It used to be okay to bring
Speaker 1: dogs into iHeart, but I guess now now for me anyway,
Speaker 1: no more, I'm not allowed to bring Elvis into work anymore.
Speaker 1: I've been banned because Elvis hooped in the sales department. Elvis,
Speaker 1: you're a boy. So I had to write an apology
Speaker 1: email to the guy whose desk it was right next to,
Speaker 1: and everything, my god, So that leads me to, okay,
Speaker 1: so those are oh my god, Well I think it's
Speaker 1: called being fired. But anyway, I mean, I obviously I
Speaker 1: had to own up and apologize, and oh god, it
Speaker 1: was just it was just horrified, horrified, horrified. This led
Speaker 1: me to think, all right, he must have had to
Speaker 1: poop like bad, an emergency because he knows to poop outside.
Speaker 1: Elvis already knows this, so this must have been an emergency.
Speaker 1: So I thought, oh, maybe we could talk about have
Speaker 1: you ever had to take an emergency poop? And where
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And uh like, because it happens, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you want to hear my story.
Speaker 1: Well, listen to what happened to me on the way
Speaker 1: home from work after thinking this thought, I was driving
Speaker 1: up the one sixty three and there was a car
Speaker 1: over on the right shoulder with the passenger door open,
Speaker 1: and there was a girl squatting her like she was
Speaker 1: either peeing or taking a dump on the side of
Speaker 1: the road, and the driver was outside trying to block her,
Speaker 1: but I could see her naked butt.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, so this person obviously had an emergency.
Speaker 1: See so this is.
Speaker 3: On the freeway.
Speaker 1: This was on the one sixty three, like getting toward
Speaker 1: like Washington. I was like, what is going on? This
Speaker 1: is crazy that I'm just thinking this thought and now
Speaker 1: I'm seeing this happen in front of me. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she's taking a dump or what. But has
Speaker 1: that ever happened? It has happened to you? Me, Yes,
Speaker 1: well it's happened to I'm sure it has happened to
Speaker 1: us all where it hits. And you're like, oh, it
Speaker 1: happened to me. When I was on my honeymoon in
Speaker 1: to Loom, well, I was in Cancoon, but we went
Speaker 1: to to Loom before. It was like a big thing
Speaker 1: to see the ruins, the Mayan room, the Mayan ruins.
Speaker 2: You pooped in a Mayan ruin.
Speaker 1: I had to poop on d of Mayan ruin.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Because the bathrooms there were were closed. They were like inoperable, inoperable.
Speaker 3: Once Indiana Jones shows up there, he's gonna be very disappointed.
Speaker 1: God, it was horrifying and I'll never forget it. It
Speaker 1: was like it's traumatizing and I have PTSD from it.
Speaker 1: But but you know, it was an.
Speaker 2: Emergency I do from mine.
Speaker 1: Okay, what happened, Well, you know the story. I don't
Speaker 1: think they do, though.
Speaker 2: So I so I had been in a horrible, horrible
Speaker 2: car accident and I got hit by a drunk driver.
Speaker 2: I had to turn my license in to the d
Speaker 2: MV because I was passing out. I had like trauma
Speaker 2: to the brain. Oh this was years ago. And yeah,
Speaker 2: so they suspended your license until you were fine. You
Speaker 2: were cleared by your doctor and I got my license back.
Speaker 2: I was in my car on my way to Long
Speaker 2: Beach to visit some friends, and I had to take
Speaker 2: this medication and you had to take it with food,
Speaker 2: and so I had to Even though I was cleared,
Speaker 2: I still had to take the medication through.
Speaker 1: Its antibiotics press well that.
Speaker 2: It was something else to prevent, like swelling of the
Speaker 2: brain or something like that.
Speaker 4: So no, no, So you'd say that about me, Well,
Speaker 4: I wasn't talking about your recent.
Speaker 2: Tests, so I so I. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: right before I got on the toll road, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh shit, I didn't take seventy three.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I didn't take the pill. So I stopped
Speaker 2: through McDonald's and I was like, what's the worst, like
Speaker 2: the least worst thing I can get on this menu?
Speaker 2: So I got orange juice and one of those square
Speaker 2: ash brown things.
Speaker 3: So I never get fast food breakfast, no, never, never.
Speaker 3: It's delicious, but.
Speaker 1: God only if you're hungover.
Speaker 2: Ba o my god, Well then you're gonna never when
Speaker 2: you're getting on a toll road. What happened to get off?
Speaker 2: I eat it. I get on the toll road and
Speaker 2: I start and you know how long the seventy three is?
Speaker 2: Like it goes on for a while.
Speaker 1: So it's not really that long. But this must have
Speaker 1: hit fast.
Speaker 2: I mean they hit fast. Yeah. So I get on
Speaker 2: to the point where there's the point of no return,
Speaker 2: like you can't get off, you can't make a U turn,
Speaker 2: you can't do anything. So I'm after I eat it,
Speaker 2: I you know, get on the toll road. I start
Speaker 2: farting and farting, and I'm like, oh my god, are
Speaker 2: you alone? I was alone?
Speaker 3: This sounds normal so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was alone. I was in a T shirt, jeans,
Speaker 2: flip flops, no underwear of course, and so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: here comes another fart. And it wasn't a fart.
Speaker 1: You bet and lost?
Speaker 2: I bet and lost. Oh no, big time.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm underwhere to catch it?
Speaker 2: Nope? Nothing. So I'm halfway down the toll road. Halfway,
Speaker 2: so I am flying. I'm like ninety miles an hour.
Speaker 2: I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Oh this made you cry.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Anybody be crying if they're sitting in the zone.
Speaker 2: So gross.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: I get to the bottom of the toe room and
Speaker 2: there was like a chevron or an arco or something
Speaker 2: on the other side. So I completely drove. I was
Speaker 2: I had a sports car.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember this story now.
Speaker 2: I drove across the island, just jump the island oncoming traffic,
Speaker 2: fly into the gas station parking lot, run out, and
Speaker 2: as I'm running towards the bathrooms, I see the one
Speaker 2: of the employees coming with like the mob and the
Speaker 2: bucket and the toilet paper, can you please mot my butt?
Speaker 2: And the key on the stick. So I was wild eyed.
Speaker 2: I just remember looking the guy must have thought I
Speaker 2: was probably on drugs. I look at him and I
Speaker 2: just grabbed the key, run into the bathroom, lock the door,
Speaker 2: and he's pounding on the door and I'm trying to
Speaker 2: assess the damage. Okay, yes, So just picture a baby's
Speaker 2: first poop after it had a full meal. It looked
Speaker 2: like a crime scene. And it made me cry even
Speaker 2: harder because then I realized I probably should have just
Speaker 2: sat in my car and cried until he cleaned the
Speaker 2: bathroom because there were no toilet paper.
Speaker 1: No, did you have any clothes extra clothes, yes, in
Speaker 1: my trunk.
Speaker 2: So I'm standing there, I'm naked from the waist down,
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to like there was no paper towels.
Speaker 2: There was just the blower. Oh oh yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: no toilet paper, cover for the toilet seats and the
Speaker 2: toilet paper, and then the toilet paper came out in
Speaker 2: like one little square at a time. So I was like,
Speaker 2: goddamn it, goddamn you know, like I was so upset.
Speaker 2: So then he's like, I'm calling the police. What And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm sick. I have food poisoning, which is
Speaker 2: why I'm not a good liar.
Speaker 3: So calling the police over someone using the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Well, has he ripped the keys out of the guy?
Speaker 2: Just the keys the guy?
Speaker 3: This happened, I'd be like, oh, that guy needs to
Speaker 3: use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: So he was like knocking on the door, knocking on
Speaker 2: the door. Oh, he didn't say he was going to
Speaker 2: call the police. Then he was knocking the door and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have food poisoning. Please just I'll be
Speaker 2: right out. So then I realize, great, I'm naked from
Speaker 2: the waist down, trying to wash my jeans was not
Speaker 2: doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So there's like oh no, no, I'm like So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to run out to my car and
Speaker 2: get my bag out of the trunk.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is where the cops come in. Okay, this
Speaker 1: and this.
Speaker 2: Is this is why he said he was going to
Speaker 2: call the cops. Because I pulled my shirt.
Speaker 1: Down like a freak, like a diaper, like a wazie,
Speaker 1: like a ones.
Speaker 2: Out to my car full ass showing.
Speaker 3: I can just imagine you just open the door starts
Speaker 3: sprinting out. There's just a family with small child was standing.
Speaker 2: There full ass out. As I'm running back with my bag,
Speaker 2: he's yelling, I'm calling the police. The police are coming now.
Speaker 2: So I ran in through my jeans in the trash can,
Speaker 2: tried to I think I had to wipe my butt
Speaker 2: with like a pair of underwear I had in my bag,
Speaker 2: that makes sense, and I left it all in the
Speaker 2: trash can.
Speaker 3: My favorite part is he's sitting there just I mean
Speaker 3: jeans full of extra man and he's like and the
Speaker 3: worst part is there was no toilet seat covers.
Speaker 2: Well, because I was like, I was wanted to like
Speaker 2: get cleaned up with something.
Speaker 1: Oh and I hate when the toilet paper comes out
Speaker 1: like the one at a time. That is so frustrating.
Speaker 3: Who is able to use a single yeah please?
Speaker 1: And it's always its like super like like you can
Speaker 1: see through it.
Speaker 2: The most embarrassing thing I've.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's a bad one. That's a bad one.
Speaker 3: That's the second time the story has been told.
Speaker 1: Brian was good, what about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I have never gone to
Speaker 3: the restroom in something that wasn't a porcelain throne.
Speaker 1: So well, did you have you gone, like, was there
Speaker 1: an emergency where we had to use like somebody you
Speaker 1: would rather not have used their bathroom?
Speaker 3: No, But the closest I've ever had to Eric's experiences
Speaker 3: I went this was this is probably about a year
Speaker 3: or two ago. I went to Buffalo Wild Wings that I
Speaker 3: have been there once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 3: I've never had a good experience at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Speaker 3: The first time I went there was on a first
Speaker 3: state of a relationship that did not write okay, okay
Speaker 3: years ago. Food was fine and then so.
Speaker 2: It gave you the trots then too.
Speaker 3: No, it was fine. It just was the beginning of
Speaker 3: a weird three months. But after the second time I
Speaker 3: was in Sante, I was gonna go to Boord and
Speaker 3: Brew down there, but they closed it eight so I
Speaker 3: had to go to Buffalo Wild Wings instead, and it
Speaker 3: was awful. It was disgusting, like it just didn't taste good.
Speaker 3: The waiter saw us one and then never came back.
Speaker 3: And the food was just like I mean, it was
Speaker 3: like it was like I was like, oh, clearly this
Speaker 3: is you know, frozen food.
Speaker 2: They reheat.
Speaker 3: It was that bad. I was like, this is disgusting.
Speaker 3: In fact, I almost dined and dashed. It was so
Speaker 3: bad because the waiter like literally never came back to
Speaker 3: give us our bill, and the food was gross. Anyways,
Speaker 3: you taste it.
Speaker 1: You knew something was wrong with it.
Speaker 3: Is that I didn't know if anything was wrong with it,
Speaker 3: but it definitely. I was like, this is not good.
Speaker 3: I think I ate most of it, but I was like,
Speaker 3: this is so starving. Okay, Anyways, he finally comes back.
Speaker 3: I finally pay. We had been finished for like thirty
Speaker 3: minutes and he hadn't come back. So then we leave.
Speaker 3: We're driving home back to my back to my place,
Speaker 3: and about halfway, I'm like, oh no, I feel in
Speaker 3: my stomach and it was bad.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 3: I I was running up this like the stairs of
Speaker 3: my apartment. I was like, I've got about four and
Speaker 3: a half seconds before I can't control anymore.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I narrowly made into the restroom. Oh my god, and
Speaker 3: I was able to safely do it. But from the
Speaker 3: next like three days, I think I had like extremely
Speaker 3: bad like diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you got bad salmonilla prop probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got that was like really bad food poisonings.
Speaker 1: No hold on, did you like, wait, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Hold on here, can you read it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I won't say who it is, but says,
Speaker 2: oh gosh, wait, hold on, I'm touching things. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't touch it.
Speaker 1: Don't touch things because we have it on this special.
Speaker 1: There we go, I can't touch things.
Speaker 2: There we go. Oh my gosh, we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you read it now? Okay?
Speaker 2: Thank god? That was nothing.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: I had to go. I once had to go really
Speaker 2: bad during work, so I went to a home depot,
Speaker 2: only I had barely enough paper. As I was leaving,
Speaker 2: I saw and heard guys use the other the other
Speaker 2: stalls with no paper. I didn't say anything. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So he went number two and didn't use any toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Gross.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 2: A girlfriend of mine was no I'm not gonna say
Speaker 2: her name. She was a rep. So you know, she
Speaker 2: was in her car all the time, and she was
Speaker 2: driving through some neighborhood and she had to poop so bad,
Speaker 2: like it came over her like a wave. So she
Speaker 2: knew somebody that lived in the area, so she hopped
Speaker 2: the fence, pooped in a pile of leaves in their backyard,
Speaker 2: and it was raining then she realized, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I don't have anything to wipe my butt with. So
Speaker 2: the only thing she had in her car where those
Speaker 2: armor all dashboard wipes, and she had a wife or
Speaker 2: butt with those. It was. It was still the funniest
Speaker 2: story I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Actually, I will say I've always had like a weirdly
Speaker 3: varying level of like lactose intolerance. Sometimes it doesn't bother
Speaker 3: me whatsoever, and sometimes like it gives me a stomach ache. Well,
Speaker 3: one time I had frozen yogurt and like two days
Speaker 3: straight it was just pure fire.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 3: I was like, what, oh my god. But now it's fine.
Speaker 3: I can eat dairy.
Speaker 1: So I have another story.
Speaker 2: About are you okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, So okay, let's assess the situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, hold on. First of all, we need
Speaker 2: to call the paramedics.
Speaker 1: So apparently, well the stream, Oh my god, so Brian sits.
Speaker 1: We're still going okay, good, The cameras still steady, so
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. So did my barstool break?
Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know where I got that barstool from? Buy nothing?
Speaker 1: I got it from somebody's yard. Oh dude, I can't
Speaker 1: believe hear that.
Speaker 2: There's one in there, Brian, Brian, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: That is so fun.
Speaker 2: No, no, don't, don't try to sell that at the
Speaker 2: Santy Swapy.
Speaker 1: I know that we missed it. We missed it in
Speaker 1: an incredible fo that was in slow.
Speaker 2: Bo literally something out of a movie.
Speaker 1: Was like his microphone, his headphones go flying, goes flying,
Speaker 1: the TV tray goes flying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 1: Jeez, Brian, I'm glad that you're okay. And you didn't
Speaker 1: like crack your head open. Oh my god, like I
Speaker 1: think something's happening. My god, let me ask you something, Brian.
Speaker 1: Just hold it on your lap. Here, hold on you guys,
Speaker 1: pull on all right, all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, from here?
Speaker 5: Oh oh I my dog, this is going this is like,
Speaker 5: this is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: This is a preaking nightmare. Okay, let's bring it back.
Speaker 1: Let's bring it back now. I have another story involving
Speaker 1: the dog. Okay, that this is this whole pooping thing
Speaker 1: started with the dog. Yes, so I just he loves
Speaker 1: to play tug of war, okay, yes, And so I
Speaker 1: saw at one of my local pet store one of
Speaker 1: those ropes that you can, you know, use, and it
Speaker 1: had like like a puffy squeaky thing on one end
Speaker 1: and a puffy squeaky thing on the other end. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is perfect. I can I'll be
Speaker 1: able to play tugo War with him. I didn't even realize.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize what it was. It was at the
Speaker 1: just a regular pet store, right. I brought it home.
Speaker 1: I look at the tag. It is a squid Game
Speaker 1: dog toy. It's the tug of war scene from Squid Game.
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch that? Remember? They all, like half
Speaker 1: of them fell to their death. Why would they here
Speaker 1: it is? Why would they make a dog toy? It's
Speaker 1: all dirty because he loves it so much. Look, it's
Speaker 1: the people. It's the people. And it had like a
Speaker 1: squid Game tag on it. I'm like, this is not right.
Speaker 1: That's why are they making squid game dog merch? God,
Speaker 1: that's not okay, because these people die anyway, I thought
Speaker 1: that was oh my god, okay, So all right now, yes,
Speaker 1: let's h Brian. Are you all settled in? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Do you feel okay?
Speaker 3: Adrenaline?
Speaker 2: You complaint with hr who's oh my god?
Speaker 1: Cute the music? And here we go.
Speaker 3: It was funny because I leaned back super slowly too,
Speaker 3: and there was a point where I was like, she thought,
Speaker 3: was why is it leaning back this far? And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh no.
Speaker 1: It was in slow motion.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I literally didn't even know there was a Timmy parr.
Speaker 3: I was like, I think I can I think I
Speaker 3: can catch this and nobody.
Speaker 2: God, did you guys see SNL on Saturday with Ariana Grande. No,
Speaker 2: it was she was great.
Speaker 1: She always is good. She brings it because she can
Speaker 1: what am I trying to say, imitate a lot.
Speaker 2: She did and she did so many people in her
Speaker 2: opening monologue. It was great.
Speaker 3: This is not funny anymore though.
Speaker 2: No, but one of the a couple of this gits
Speaker 2: with her were actually really funny where she was. One
Speaker 2: was she was Jennifer Coolidge for Mabelene and then she
Speaker 2: was looking at one of the other characters was looking
Speaker 2: in a mirror and she was she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you look like the fourth of July, you know, And
Speaker 2: they were trying to say this whole Maybelline. It was funny.
Speaker 2: And then Stevie Nicks was the guest. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 2: has performed on SNL for no and she has a
Speaker 2: new sign a song out called Lighthouse and it is good. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go. We're adding another songstress.
Speaker 2: Oh Stevie Nicks has always been.
Speaker 1: One of my We haven't talked about her in a while,
Speaker 1: so now she's that's cool.
Speaker 2: It's a great song. Nicole Kidman and Salma Hyak had
Speaker 2: words at the Balenciaga show. So there's a video.
Speaker 1: We're going to the show. I thought that they were
Speaker 1: they were like canceled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, but you know, it seems like they're
Speaker 2: being forgiven.
Speaker 1: Now, well, there's all other things that have taken away
Speaker 1: the attention.
Speaker 2: I think, like P Diddy, Yes, exactly, so you know.
Speaker 1: So what happened?
Speaker 2: So they see each other in line and Salma Hayak
Speaker 2: reaches for Nicole Kidman. She says, don't touch me in
Speaker 2: turns around walked away. What Yeah, no, nobody knows why.
Speaker 2: And then they kind of put their hands on each other.
Speaker 1: And then so they might have like some kind of
Speaker 1: beef that we don't know about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sidingk.
Speaker 2: I love I love Nicole.
Speaker 3: Kid Nicole Kidman gives off the vibe that she's unpleasant.
Speaker 1: She does, yes, joy her.
Speaker 3: She's both beautiful and seems nice.
Speaker 2: Oh, and she's so funny, so she is, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, I saw this video was on stage
Speaker 2: and it fell into a hole that they had it was.
Speaker 2: It was scary, it was crazy. So the lights were
Speaker 2: so bright of course she couldn't see it and then
Speaker 2: walked right into its there. It was one of those
Speaker 2: things where they descend under the stage and it had
Speaker 2: opened up a little too early and she fell into it.
Speaker 3: Well, it served its purpose.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It's pretty dramatic. I know, it's pretty dramatic.
Speaker 2: Every time the Sunday Night Football theme has aired, my
Speaker 2: songstress Carrie Underwood makes a million bucks.
Speaker 1: Because she sings the Sunday Night Football she does. She
Speaker 1: must How many games are there in a season? Brian,
Speaker 1: do you know this? Because we don't in a football season.
Speaker 3: I literally know nothing about football.
Speaker 2: It's eighteen weeks in the NFL season. How did I
Speaker 2: know that? And neither one of you do?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: God, it means Carrie will make thirty six million dollars
Speaker 2: between this year and last.
Speaker 1: What just off one song? My god, Oh, my god. Oh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of songs and music and whatnot, you guys know
Speaker 1: who fits in the tantrums are yes, Okay, Well, we
Speaker 1: had them at our star night at Sequan on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: And my brother is best friends with James King, who
Speaker 1: is the saxophone player and he plays all the horns
Speaker 1: and he also plays good the guitar and the piano
Speaker 1: a lot of things. And he pretty much grew up
Speaker 1: at my house like making movies with my brother like these,
Speaker 1: like homemade scary movies. I remember them dressing up because
Speaker 1: they're both kind of nerdy guys, because they're both really
Speaker 1: smart and so long story short, I got to go
Speaker 1: backstage and interview fits. His name is Michael and James
Speaker 1: and it was really exciting and then they put on
Speaker 1: the greatest show. It was so fun. Their songs are
Speaker 1: so so great. So yeah, I interviewed I know, a
Speaker 1: celebrity anyway, he said he might be on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that.
Speaker 1: Would be really great to have him in with his horn.
Speaker 1: I got to hold his saxophone, which is ok.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say I got to hold
Speaker 2: his sack.
Speaker 3: I thought're gonna say his horn and I was like, oh, don't.
Speaker 1: Say that, No, I don't say that. Well. I also
Speaker 1: got some games in the mail. This weekend and we're
Speaker 1: gonna play one of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's calm.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can say this on the
Speaker 1: air on Instagram, but I'm gonna anyway. It's called shitty choices.
Speaker 1: Oh great, And so here are A and I tried
Speaker 1: to like do this like your and B cards.
Speaker 2: By the way, what boss?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh? I found out why I coughed so much?
Speaker 1: Oh? Please do tell I.
Speaker 2: Have acid reflex.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that makes sense. I did not. I did
Speaker 1: say that to you, didn't.
Speaker 2: I think you did. So I'm on medications a week
Speaker 2: to kick it. Okay, if you notice I'm not coughing
Speaker 2: every five seconds like I was.
Speaker 1: I have noticed you have coughed a couple times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have noticed it. But like that's good to know.
Speaker 2: It's only been two days.
Speaker 1: Well good, well, I'm glad that you because were you
Speaker 1: suffering in other ways from them?
Speaker 2: Just the cough? It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's some A. Here, you get an A
Speaker 1: and you get a B. Okay, and then I'll get
Speaker 1: an A and a B and Brian. We're not looking
Speaker 1: at you on the camera, so but you can you
Speaker 1: can just say if it's air b Okay, Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Do I have to hold these up?
Speaker 1: Which one? The choice? The choice you have to make.
Speaker 1: It's a kind of would you rather? But the choices
Speaker 1: are horrible, okay, shitty choices. Would you rather hear the
Speaker 1: voices of dead people or that's a or see their
Speaker 1: ghosts without being able to talk to them?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh you really? I'd want to talk. See I'd want
Speaker 1: to talk.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be you'd rather.
Speaker 1: See them and not be able to speak to them.
Speaker 3: Because what if I have what if they're like what
Speaker 3: if they're noisy at night? I can't sleep because of.
Speaker 2: What if they're like you? What if they come over
Speaker 2: to my house and just want to talk talk talk
Speaker 2: talk talk, don't don't cook there, I think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I plus, it'd be cooler to see them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it would be super cool. Okay would you
Speaker 1: rather A tell somebody their new baby is ugly or
Speaker 1: B tell somebody their new spouse is ugly?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 3: An?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I'm going A.
Speaker 3: I'm going you can play off a baby so ugly, but.
Speaker 1: He'll be so c Actually, yes, babies.
Speaker 3: Are babies are ugly right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 2: Was I was hideous and it continued into mind don't no.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Babies take about a month to get cute.
Speaker 1: But Evan, my daughter was like perfect baby. You know
Speaker 1: that sometimes those are perfect baby. Probably No, she came
Speaker 1: out of my stomach, didn't have a conehead or anything.
Speaker 3: Newborn's just they got that face.
Speaker 1: I will show you her newborn picture and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, but Charlie, oh wow, okay. Would you
Speaker 1: rather a smell like a fart for all the time
Speaker 1: or b oh god, drink a diarrhea milkshake once?
Speaker 3: Oh once, I'm gonna go with the diary milkshake.
Speaker 2: Oh god, way time, God.
Speaker 3: No one would you would have no friends, no one
Speaker 3: could be around you.
Speaker 2: I could not do, I could not do. The second
Speaker 2: makes me want to vomit. I'm talking about it.
Speaker 1: Drink it, puke and you're done.
Speaker 3: Yead Oh no, get over it.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 3: Oh suffer in the short term, don't suffer forever.
Speaker 1: Would you rather a relive the same day for three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days in a row, or b
Speaker 1: lose a year of your life?
Speaker 3: Lose ear me too, lose.
Speaker 1: Here's a reflex. Here it goes, here, it goes would
Speaker 1: you rather a peel all your nails off of your phones?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's what they do when they torture people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, stuff, Oh god in horror movies. Or this
Speaker 1: is also in horror movies. Would you rather pull out
Speaker 1: all of your teeth?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, see, fingernails grow back?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Fingernails hurt more than your tooth. No, teeth are connected
Speaker 3: directly to nerves.
Speaker 1: Have you ever, like had a hangnail? I mean it hurts?
Speaker 2: Have you? Have you ever seen Marathon Man?
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen teeth yanked out? Oh?
Speaker 1: In movies, I have to turn my head.
Speaker 3: I agree, it's hard to watch.
Speaker 2: The worst thing?
Speaker 3: Trust like okay, okay, hold my hands. Weird now?
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's terrible. I told you.
Speaker 3: Why did you read that? One?
Speaker 2: I may throw up?
Speaker 1: Would you rather pee yourself in public? Where shoot yourself
Speaker 1: in private? Daily?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Do I have to pee in public.
Speaker 1: Once a week? Once a week? Pee yourself in public
Speaker 1: once a week? Or ship yourself privately daily? Would you
Speaker 1: rather A lose your phone or B lose your keys
Speaker 1: and wallet or purse? Wait, you lose your phone or
Speaker 1: your wallet? Would you rather A lose your phone or
Speaker 1: be lose your wallet phone? So much easier to replace
Speaker 1: a phone phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to lose your I don't carry a wallet,
Speaker 2: so that was easy.
Speaker 1: Wait what where do you where is your ATM card,
Speaker 1: driver's license pocket? Wait? Okay, wait about your driver's LIU pocket? Okay?
Speaker 1: Back up, back up?
Speaker 3: Okay, you lose your driver's license in your ATM card
Speaker 3: and your credit cards?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, wait, wait, I need to know something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is your little routine like when you get home? Well, first,
Speaker 1: would you wake up in the morning, you're getting dressed
Speaker 1: for work or maybe you're going out. What do you do?
Speaker 1: Where are they? And what do you do?
Speaker 2: I put them in my pocket, I.
Speaker 1: Know, But where are where? Do you put them at night?
Speaker 1: On like your counter or something?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you carry two things. This is not making
Speaker 1: any sense. You carry an ATM card and a license?
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 2: That's it? Okay?
Speaker 3: Wait, you walk in the door, you take out your keys,
Speaker 3: you throw them on the counter, You take out your cards,
Speaker 3: and you put them where in.
Speaker 2: A special spot?
Speaker 1: Okay, So you put them in a special spot, and
Speaker 1: then in the morning, you get dressed, you go to
Speaker 1: the special spot, pick the two things and put them
Speaker 1: in your pocket.
Speaker 3: Yep, I hope it's not like a basket by the
Speaker 3: front door or something.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have any cash?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 3: But why don't you just carry a wallet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Whoa, this is something new we've never known.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I would way much like phone case cardholders.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he's you know what, he's at this stage
Speaker 1: where he cannot be changed. He's already the person he
Speaker 1: is and there's no going back.
Speaker 3: That is weird.
Speaker 1: It is very straight. It's odd. It's very odd. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that about you, and I don't know where
Speaker 1: your secret spot is.
Speaker 3: It's borderline concerning.
Speaker 1: It's a little uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but it's something just
Speaker 2: because I only carry a credit card in my ID.
Speaker 1: And that you don't have a wallet and you put
Speaker 1: it in your pocket every morning.
Speaker 2: I I have a wallet and I just don't carry
Speaker 2: it around with me all the time.
Speaker 3: So what's in your wallet?
Speaker 2: Then? Credit cards?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't let's move on.
Speaker 2: Want me to show you?
Speaker 1: No, this is confusing me. Would you rather a lose
Speaker 1: your ability to read or be lose your ability to speak?
Speaker 2: Oh? God? Read?
Speaker 1: I know because then well, we couldn't do this for
Speaker 1: a living.
Speaker 3: No, I'd rather lose my ability to speak. Really, reading
Speaker 3: is like, how would you engage in anything about you could?
Speaker 1: You could learn sign language and stuff. If you in.
Speaker 3: What you could learn sign language to compensate for your
Speaker 3: lack of reading for Laura, how does that happening?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no, I was agreeing with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would you rather live without the internet A or
Speaker 1: live without any air conditioning, fans or heating? This is
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, what you'd rather live without the internet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd forgo I'd forgo heating and airshower.
Speaker 1: I would not the question Okay, would you rather live
Speaker 1: without the internet or live without any air conditioning, fans
Speaker 1: or heating?
Speaker 3: That would suck, But yeah, no, I think I'd be
Speaker 3: in internet. Would like, if you couldn't use the internet,
Speaker 3: that'd be like half the jobs you would ever do.
Speaker 1: We're gone exactly, so A yes or no? B. Would
Speaker 1: you live A rather live in the best house in
Speaker 1: the most horrible neighborhood or live in the worst house
Speaker 1: in a fancy neighborhood?
Speaker 3: Okay, when we say horrible neighborhood, do we mean high
Speaker 3: crime rate? Or just just like just.
Speaker 1: Well, here it says the word s word this shitty neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Because if you got a nice house in a terrible
Speaker 3: neighborhood probably gonna get broken into.
Speaker 2: Well, I would say, oh.
Speaker 1: I would say, I would say worst house.
Speaker 2: And here's why I agree, because you can always It
Speaker 2: doesn't say if you just bought the worst house in
Speaker 2: a great neighborhood, so you can always modify it and
Speaker 2: make it nice.
Speaker 1: True, that's true. Yes, would you rather A know when
Speaker 1: you're going to die or b know how you're going
Speaker 1: to die?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: I would like to know how?
Speaker 3: I'd know when?
Speaker 1: Really, here's the thing I don't I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: Okay, But here's the thing. What if it's what if
Speaker 3: you die in a car crash? It could be any
Speaker 3: point between now and the end of in you know
Speaker 3: you're one hundred, you're going to die in a car crash.
Speaker 3: How would you live with that information, knowing you're going
Speaker 3: to die in a car crash? I'd rather know when,
Speaker 3: that's true. I could be prepared for that day. I
Speaker 3: can go peacefully, and if I die in a car
Speaker 3: crash on that day, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I knew my decision again.
Speaker 1: This is like they're both horrible. Yeah, okay, we'll do
Speaker 1: two more or three more. Would you rather know every
Speaker 1: bad thing everybody thinks about you? Or B everyone knows
Speaker 1: every bad thing you think about them? Oh A, I
Speaker 1: think I already know that what all the bad things
Speaker 1: that people think about me? Because they to your face
Speaker 1: and in comments?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be beautiful but stupid or really smart
Speaker 1: but but ugly.
Speaker 3: Really smart but ugly Phantom of the Opera style.
Speaker 1: Well, see, I think I as conceited as this sounds,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say A. I'm going to say B really well,
Speaker 1: because you guys are dudes. You don't care well, you
Speaker 1: do care what you look like barely. Okay. Would you
Speaker 1: rather be put in a terrible maximum security prison for
Speaker 1: one year or be put in a relaxed prison that
Speaker 1: holds Wall Street types for ten years maximum?
Speaker 2: Oh? I do the one year. I would not do
Speaker 2: well in you.
Speaker 3: Maximum security, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Would be.
Speaker 3: To maximum maximum security is just like solitary confinement. You
Speaker 3: don't have cell mates, but.
Speaker 1: He still has to be a population.
Speaker 2: I would I would still be somebody's bitch, so fast.
Speaker 3: I know, I think in maximum security. Typically they're like depends,
Speaker 3: I mean obviously depends on how maximum, but like typically
Speaker 3: like you get like you don't have any contact with
Speaker 3: any other people.
Speaker 1: Let me just say he would give some kind of
Speaker 1: look by accident, you know, his looks to a guard,
Speaker 1: and the guard would like have something. Probably he'd come
Speaker 1: at you.
Speaker 2: With it with his rock hard penis and I would be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you would definitely intentionally drop this soup.
Speaker 2: Oh, not intentionally, I'd be afraid because somebody would make
Speaker 2: like a knife out of a straw or.
Speaker 1: Something like they do they do. Okay, we'll do one more.
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna be afraid.
Speaker 1: We're gonna and then we're gonna end because we have
Speaker 1: to do. We're gonna because we have stuff to do,
Speaker 1: because we're like, we're.
Speaker 2: Have a gift for you.
Speaker 1: Oh to one end with the gift. One more and
Speaker 1: then the gift and then we would you rather be
Speaker 1: famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die,
Speaker 1: or be unknown when you're alive but famous after you die.
Speaker 2: It depends is there money involved?
Speaker 1: See, And I'd rather be famous while I'm alive, because yes,
Speaker 1: because you get to do fun things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what famous when I die. Rather have
Speaker 3: a legacy than at lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, because you wouldn't know better.
Speaker 3: That's fine, Okay. I live on through vicariously through my legacy.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, bring it on, boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend, bring it. I'll close your eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do I put out my hands or
Speaker 1: is it going to go pants off? She's good? Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh god, are you standing right now? Oh my god, Brian,
Speaker 1: I can't I believe that happened to you earlier. That
Speaker 1: was God. I'm so sad that that was on camera.
Speaker 2: Oh I wish it.
Speaker 1: Just was.
Speaker 3: It was hilarious. It didn't like it didn't hurt at all.
Speaker 3: I just I just tumbled.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I did. I'd opened my eyes, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I didn't. I did not see it. I just
Speaker 1: saw a bag, but I didn't see what the bag
Speaker 1: says on it.
Speaker 2: Laura Kane, am I gonna love this?
Speaker 1: There's this a funny gift.
Speaker 2: You are gonna love it?
Speaker 1: When did you get it for me?
Speaker 2: Uh? Does that matter?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it recently or have you had
Speaker 1: it a while?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: He is going through his closet recently, his junk drawer.
Speaker 1: Okay, what recently.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know how much you like these items, so
Speaker 2: I thought I would get you a little something. You
Speaker 2: have so many of them, many many of them, and
Speaker 2: I figured that you would love this and cherish it.
Speaker 2: And what the and you're going to absolutely I don't
Speaker 2: even know.
Speaker 3: Before you open your eyes, is everybody seeing it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do I should? I just holp my eyes?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold out your hands. Okay, no you can.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, it looks like a this is the.
Speaker 3: Dumbest you went to hobby lobby this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, A, my dog doesn't even look like this. I
Speaker 1: don't have this kind of dog.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, now you what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I have these all over the place. I don't have
Speaker 1: these kind of pictures all over.
Speaker 3: The It's like the strangest gag gift ever.
Speaker 1: This is really really bizarre. I know where did you
Speaker 1: find this, like on the side of the street or something.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's like a hobby lobby type of thing.
Speaker 1: This is totally hobby lobby like lobby. Well, guess what
Speaker 1: I have a gift for both of you guys next episode.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to know.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna play a drinking game. But we're not
Speaker 1: gonna drink alcohol. We're gonna play never have I ever.
Speaker 1: We're gonna drink our least.
Speaker 2: Space No no is uh you said, Juice, said, said
Speaker 2: Carri Juice. My least favorite is doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same, I hate doctor I hate vomit on site.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit.
Speaker 1: You're in big trouble, Brian.
Speaker 3: Why would I be in trouble because I asked.
Speaker 1: You what was your least favorite drink?
Speaker 3: Laura, you're the joke flew over your head six times.
Speaker 3: You said we're gonna drink our least favorite things. I said, Oh,
Speaker 3: my least favorite thing is something I love. That's the joke.
Speaker 3: You want to give me something I don't like, give
Speaker 3: me doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: Well, you're I don't get it. I hate doctor Pepper.
Speaker 1: Well, I got you something that you will not like,
Speaker 1: and my thing is gross. So if you've done the
Speaker 1: thing I know, I don't explain. If you got me,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I will vomit. I tried to buy.
Speaker 3: I don't ignog.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: I tried, but I would I would literally vomit on site.
Speaker 1: I got you something else that I think you won't like.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I.
Speaker 3: Got I said, carrit Cheese. I actually don't know if
Speaker 3: I like her or not.
Speaker 1: Well, I have several things. I have several things that
Speaker 1: we're that I will dole out, but we're gonna play.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever. And then I have to tell
Speaker 1: you something that I did last week. And I walked
Speaker 1: around all day with this thing anyway.
Speaker 2: Hanging off you.
Speaker 1: No, thank you once so much for watching on Instagram
Speaker 1: and on YouTube and for listening, and we love you,
Speaker 1: and please come see us on Saturday, October nineteenth. It's
Speaker 1: this Saturday, Ramona, California, farm Life, huge pumpkin patch. Bring
Speaker 1: the kids, it's free, it's fun. We'll be there having fun,
Speaker 1: and we want to see you. It's at one o'clock.
Speaker 1: What what? What are you laughing about? This?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What just happened?
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you didn't see it?
Speaker 1: What did you just do?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Did somebody say something?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: You've got it?
Speaker 2: Thank god, neither one of you.
Speaker 1: You've got to say it.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Was it comment?
Speaker 2: No? Just skip it?
Speaker 1: No? What just happened?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: We can't we can't do a podcast like this. You
Speaker 1: cannot laugh.
Speaker 3: We'll replay the tip, replay the tape later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll do it in slow motion. See
Speaker 1: what the heck got?
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: What could have possibly happened?
Speaker 2: You'll see if.
Speaker 3: We switched the infrarebel see a fart bubble slowly?
Speaker 1: Well, we see, isn't it did an appendage fallout or
Speaker 1: something kind of Oh my god? Wait, check out YouTube,
Speaker 1: then check out.
Speaker 3: Is this something we need to remove?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe, Oh my god, okay, oh god, on
Speaker 1: that note, love your podcast. Thanks for my great go.
Speaker 3: Check YouTube, per Wiener, go out.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Hang it in good health.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna you know where this is
Speaker 1: gonna go?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: No to the swamp meat. I'm gonna sell.
Speaker 2: I would like that. I would like the four cents
Speaker 2: that you get for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, just look out.
Speaker 2: Love your podcast, I love you.
Speaker 1: My sweet babies. Bye guys. See on thirday