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<v Speaker 1>Christ Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for joining as you guys hi in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of October already Halloween is almost here. Yay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we have ya I did? We have something really

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<v Speaker 1>fun coming up on the nineteenth, which we will tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about. Eric apparently has something for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been banned from yet another thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me put it on my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>It happened today.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you after we talk about La Joya Cosmetic

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<v Speaker 1>Surgery So I'm so excited. We have all that coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>and the dirt and possibly a game, but it's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I have something.

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<v Speaker 2>About bad from you got banned from hinge.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to glamfam dot com. Okay, okay, these.

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<v Speaker 1>Strands likes straight out of nineteen ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>These are bodacious tatas.

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<v Speaker 1>Just as long as there's no nip showing, that's all. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see no, thank you well, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being like like really getting up in there. I really

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we have something. Oh I'm Laura Kane by

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hi, Laura Kane, Hey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Eric Grimmer Hi, And we have producer Brian, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will all be at the pumpkin patch on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>and we want you guys to come. We had Alisa

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<v Speaker 1>from California farm Life. She's actually from She's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that that those little mini cows. I want to call

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<v Speaker 1>them teacup cows, even though that's not what they're called,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're like little mini cows, and she breeds them

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<v Speaker 1>and she brings them to California farm Life, which has

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<v Speaker 1>this big giant pumpkin pat and a huge palette maze

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<v Speaker 1>and tractors for the kids to crawl all over. And

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<v Speaker 1>they are the biggest supplier of pumpkins in San Diego County.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a free event. It goes on I

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<v Speaker 1>think every day up until Halloween and maybe beyond. But

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<v Speaker 1>our day, Laura King After Dark Day is October nineteenth,

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<v Speaker 1>which is Saturday. We're gonna be there at one o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Come join us. We're gonna go through the maize. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have fun. We're gonna Oh, I think I have

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<v Speaker 1>prizes to give away, do you I do? I have

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<v Speaker 1>fun prizes and it'll be great. There's gonna be food,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a gift store and yeah, Outlander Highland cattle. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where Elisa is from, and that's where she brought little Buttoner.

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<v Speaker 2>With buttons.

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<v Speaker 1>So she said she was gonna bring buttons as well

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<v Speaker 1>as her other little guys, which are the cows. And

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<v Speaker 1>this would be a great event for your family. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want uh pictures for a Christmas card, this would

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<v Speaker 1>be a great backdrop because California farm Life also runs

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<v Speaker 1>you pick flowers or you pick sunflowers, so they have

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<v Speaker 1>these huge sunflowers.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had I just had a amazing idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little bit nervous about it. When we're there,

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<v Speaker 1>please be a good boy, Please be a good boy.

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<v Speaker 2>That you pick flowers. Yes, we can have you bending

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<v Speaker 2>over picking flowers and I'll be behind you, like, yeah, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing this Orcades after family event? I knew it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I knew what I knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it, so I'll be I'll be right where

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<v Speaker 2>you want me. I'll be locked in a pen with

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<v Speaker 2>button Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, all the details would be on Lourricane after Dark

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<v Speaker 1>dot com like the directions. It's in Ramona and it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be just a blasts. I'm really fun. It's

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<v Speaker 1>this Saturday, Okay, So something happened today that was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>I got in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>It happened at work, Oh boy, And uh I've it's

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<v Speaker 1>another banning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's go over the things I've been banned from

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<v Speaker 1>the Oscars. I've been banned from the Oscars because I

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<v Speaker 1>was a seat filler for five years and you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>You be signed this huge waiver where you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about what it's like to be a seat filler,

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<v Speaker 1>and you sign a waivers thing, don't take pictures with

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities and YadA, YadA, YadA. Well I pretty much broke

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<v Speaker 1>all those rules, I mean every single but hey, to

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<v Speaker 1>my defense, Neil Patrick Harris did call me out on

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<v Speaker 1>National TV huge and asked me if I was a

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<v Speaker 1>seat filler. So there's that. But anyway, so I'm banned

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<v Speaker 1>from the Oscars for life. I am banned from doing

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<v Speaker 1>certain radio stations in town. That's a whole nother story.

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<v Speaker 2>You're banned from my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm banned from doing I'm banned from working from home

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<v Speaker 1>doing traffic reports because we did that during COVID and

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<v Speaker 1>some people continue to do that. But because my WiFi

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<v Speaker 1>was so shoddy. The reports weren't going through. So they're like, Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do it from home anymore. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the studio and do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So now here's the latest thing that I've been banned from.

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<v Speaker 2>And before you talk about said banning, can you explain

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<v Speaker 2>first why you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Banned from the read from what from what happened today? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I will explain everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my way to work today and I get

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<v Speaker 1>a text from my program director and the text said,

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<v Speaker 1>were you here on Saturday morning? And I'm thinking, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, and because I sometimes I go in like

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<v Speaker 1>late at night. Sometimes I go in early in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning to finish like my star Oh shit boy, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I always bring Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, I don't think I was there in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, but I think I was there. I was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely there Saturday night. He said, well, And then I

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<v Speaker 1>looked at him and I want no, and he's like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis laid a giant deuce in the sales pit where

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<v Speaker 1>all the salespeople from my heart come and they got

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<v Speaker 1>to walk in Monday morning to a big, fresh, steaming

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<v Speaker 1>pile of dog poop. Oh my god, I just about died.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course I had to say, yes, I bring

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<v Speaker 1>my dog in. It used to be okay to bring

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<v Speaker 1>dogs into iHeart, but I guess now now for me anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>no more, I'm not allowed to bring Elvis into work anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been banned because Elvis hooped in the sales department. Elvis,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a boy. So I had to write an apology

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<v Speaker 1>email to the guy whose desk it was right next to,

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, my god, So that leads me to, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so those are oh my god, Well I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>called being fired. But anyway, I mean, I obviously I

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<v Speaker 1>had to own up and apologize, and oh god, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just it was just horrified, horrified, horrified. This led

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<v Speaker 1>me to think, all right, he must have had to

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<v Speaker 1>poop like bad, an emergency because he knows to poop outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis already knows this, so this must have been an emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought, oh, maybe we could talk about have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever had to take an emergency poop? And where

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<v Speaker 1>was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh like, because it happens, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think you want to hear my story.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen to what happened to me on the way

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<v Speaker 1>home from work after thinking this thought, I was driving

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<v Speaker 1>up the one sixty three and there was a car

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<v Speaker 1>over on the right shoulder with the passenger door open,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a girl squatting her like she was

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<v Speaker 1>either peeing or taking a dump on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road, and the driver was outside trying to block her,

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<v Speaker 1>but I could see her naked butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, so this person obviously had an emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>See so this is.

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<v Speaker 3>On the freeway.

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<v Speaker 1>This was on the one sixty three, like getting toward

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<v Speaker 1>like Washington. I was like, what is going on? This

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy that I'm just thinking this thought and now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seeing this happen in front of me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she's taking a dump or what. But has

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<v Speaker 1>that ever happened? It has happened to you? Me, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's happened to I'm sure it has happened to

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<v Speaker 1>us all where it hits. And you're like, oh, it

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me. When I was on my honeymoon in

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<v Speaker 1>to Loom, well, I was in Cancoon, but we went

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<v Speaker 1>to to Loom before. It was like a big thing

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<v Speaker 1>to see the ruins, the Mayan room, the Mayan ruins.

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<v Speaker 2>You pooped in a Mayan ruin.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to poop on d of Mayan ruin.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the bathrooms there were were closed. They were like inoperable, inoperable.

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<v Speaker 3>Once Indiana Jones shows up there, he's gonna be very disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>God, it was horrifying and I'll never forget it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like it's traumatizing and I have PTSD from it.

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<v Speaker 1>But but you know, it was an.

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<v Speaker 2>Emergency I do from mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what happened, Well, you know the story. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they do, though.

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<v Speaker 2>So I so I had been in a horrible, horrible

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<v Speaker 2>car accident and I got hit by a drunk driver.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to turn my license in to the d

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<v Speaker 2>MV because I was passing out. I had like trauma

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<v Speaker 2>to the brain. Oh this was years ago. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so they suspended your license until you were fine. You

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<v Speaker 2>were cleared by your doctor and I got my license back.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in my car on my way to Long

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<v Speaker 2>Beach to visit some friends, and I had to take

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<v Speaker 2>this medication and you had to take it with food,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I had to Even though I was cleared,

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<v Speaker 2>I still had to take the medication through.

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<v Speaker 1>Its antibiotics press well that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was something else to prevent, like swelling of the

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<v Speaker 2>brain or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So no, no, So you'd say that about me, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't talking about your recent.

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<v Speaker 2>Tests, so I so I. So I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>right before I got on the toll road, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>through McDonald's and I was like, what's the worst, like

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<v Speaker 2>So I got orange juice and one of those square

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<v Speaker 1>God only if you're hungover.

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<v Speaker 2>Ba o my god, Well then you're gonna never when

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting on a toll road. What happened to get off?

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<v Speaker 2>I eat it. I get on the toll road and

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<v Speaker 2>I start and you know how long the seventy three is?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they hit fast. Yeah. So I get on

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<v Speaker 2>to the point where there's the point of no return,

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<v Speaker 2>I you know, get on the toll road. I start

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<v Speaker 2>farting and farting, and I'm like, oh my god, are

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<v Speaker 3>This sounds normal so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was alone. I was in a T shirt, jeans,

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<v Speaker 2>flip flops, no underwear of course, and so I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>You bet and lost?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet and lost. Oh no, big time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm underwhere to catch it?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope? Nothing. So I'm halfway down the toll road. Halfway,

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<v Speaker 2>so I am flying. I'm like ninety miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this made you cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody be crying if they're sitting in the zone.

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<v Speaker 2>So gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>I get to the bottom of the toe room and

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<v Speaker 2>there was like a chevron or an arco or something

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<v Speaker 2>I had a sports car.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I remember this story now.

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<v Speaker 2>I drove across the island, just jump the island oncoming traffic,

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<v Speaker 2>fly into the gas station parking lot, run out, and

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<v Speaker 2>as I'm running towards the bathrooms, I see the one

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<v Speaker 2>of the employees coming with like the mob and the

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<v Speaker 2>bucket and the toilet paper, can you please mot my butt?

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<v Speaker 2>And the key on the stick. So I was wild eyed.

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<v Speaker 2>I just remember looking the guy must have thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was probably on drugs. I look at him and I

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<v Speaker 2>just grabbed the key, run into the bathroom, lock the door,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's pounding on the door and I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>assess the damage. Okay, yes, So just picture a baby's

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<v Speaker 2>first poop after it had a full meal. It looked

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<v Speaker 2>like a crime scene. And it made me cry even

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<v Speaker 2>harder because then I realized I probably should have just

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<v Speaker 2>sat in my car and cried until he cleaned the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom because there were no toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>No, did you have any clothes extra clothes, yes, in

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<v Speaker 1>my trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm standing there, I'm naked from the waist down,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm trying to like there was no paper towels.

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<v Speaker 2>There was just the blower. Oh oh yeah, yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>no toilet paper, cover for the toilet seats and the

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<v Speaker 2>toilet paper, and then the toilet paper came out in

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<v Speaker 2>like one little square at a time. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>goddamn it, goddamn you know, like I was so upset.

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<v Speaker 2>So then he's like, I'm calling the police. What And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm sick. I have food poisoning, which is

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<v Speaker 2>why I'm not a good liar.

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<v Speaker 3>So calling the police over someone using the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, has he ripped the keys out of the guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Just the keys the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>This happened, I'd be like, oh, that guy needs to

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<v Speaker 3>use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was like knocking on the door, knocking on

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<v Speaker 2>the door. Oh, he didn't say he was going to

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<v Speaker 2>call the police. Then he was knocking the door and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I have food poisoning. Please just I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>right out. So then I realize, great, I'm naked from

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<v Speaker 2>the waist down, trying to wash my jeans was not

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<v Speaker 2>doing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's like oh no, no, I'm like So I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to run out to my car and

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<v Speaker 2>get my bag out of the trunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is where the cops come in. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>and this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this is why he said he was going to

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<v Speaker 2>call the cops. Because I pulled my shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Down like a freak, like a diaper, like a wazie,

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<v Speaker 1>like a ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Out to my car full ass showing.

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<v Speaker 3>I can just imagine you just open the door starts

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<v Speaker 3>sprinting out. There's just a family with small child was standing.

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<v Speaker 2>There full ass out. As I'm running back with my bag,

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<v Speaker 2>he's yelling, I'm calling the police. The police are coming now.

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<v Speaker 2>So I ran in through my jeans in the trash can,

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<v Speaker 2>tried to I think I had to wipe my butt

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<v Speaker 2>with like a pair of underwear I had in my bag,

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<v Speaker 2>that makes sense, and I left it all in the

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<v Speaker 2>trash can.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite part is he's sitting there just I mean

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<v Speaker 3>jeans full of extra man and he's like and the

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<v Speaker 3>worst part is there was no toilet seat covers.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because I was like, I was wanted to like

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<v Speaker 2>get cleaned up with something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I hate when the toilet paper comes out

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<v Speaker 1>like the one at a time. That is so frustrating.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is able to use a single yeah please?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's always its like super like like you can

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<v Speaker 1>see through it.

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<v Speaker 2>The most embarrassing thing I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, that's a bad one. That's a bad one.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the second time the story has been told.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian was good, what about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I have never gone to

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<v Speaker 3>the restroom in something that wasn't a porcelain throne.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, did you have you gone, like, was there

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency where we had to use like somebody you

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<v Speaker 1>would rather not have used their bathroom?

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<v Speaker 3>No, But the closest I've ever had to Eric's experiences

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<v Speaker 3>I went this was this is probably about a year

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<v Speaker 3>or two ago. I went to Buffalo Wild Wings that I

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<v Speaker 3>have been there once.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had a good experience at Buffalo Wild Wings.

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<v Speaker 3>The first time I went there was on a first

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<v Speaker 3>state of a relationship that did not write okay, okay

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<v Speaker 3>years ago. Food was fine and then so.

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<v Speaker 2>It gave you the trots then too.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was fine. It just was the beginning of

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<v Speaker 3>a weird three months. But after the second time I

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<v Speaker 3>was in Sante, I was gonna go to Boord and

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<v Speaker 3>Brew down there, but they closed it eight so I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go to Buffalo Wild Wings instead, and it

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<v Speaker 3>was awful. It was disgusting, like it just didn't taste good.

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<v Speaker 3>The waiter saw us one and then never came back.

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<v Speaker 3>And the food was just like I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 3>like it was like I was like, oh, clearly this

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<v Speaker 3>is you know, frozen food.

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<v Speaker 2>They reheat.

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<v Speaker 3>It was that bad. I was like, this is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, I almost dined and dashed. It was so

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<v Speaker 3>bad because the waiter like literally never came back to

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<v Speaker 3>give us our bill, and the food was gross. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 3>you taste it.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew something was wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that I didn't know if anything was wrong with it,

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<v Speaker 3>but it definitely. I was like, this is not good.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I ate most of it, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is so starving. Okay, Anyways, he finally comes back.

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<v Speaker 3>I finally pay. We had been finished for like thirty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes and he hadn't come back. So then we leave.

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<v Speaker 3>We're driving home back to my back to my place,

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<v Speaker 3>and about halfway, I'm like, oh no, I feel in

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<v Speaker 3>my stomach and it was bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 3>I I was running up this like the stairs of

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<v Speaker 3>my apartment. I was like, I've got about four and

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<v Speaker 3>a half seconds before I can't control anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I narrowly made into the restroom. Oh my god, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was able to safely do it. But from the

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<v Speaker 3>next like three days, I think I had like extremely

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<v Speaker 3>bad like diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you got bad salmonilla prop probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I got that was like really bad food poisonings.

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<v Speaker 1>No hold on, did you like, wait, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on here, can you read it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I I won't say who it is, but says,

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<v Speaker 2>oh gosh, wait, hold on, I'm touching things. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch things because we have it on this special.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, I can't touch things.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. Oh my gosh, we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can you read it now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god? That was nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go. I once had to go really

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<v Speaker 2>bad during work, so I went to a home depot,

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<v Speaker 2>only I had barely enough paper. As I was leaving,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw and heard guys use the other the other

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<v Speaker 2>stalls with no paper. I didn't say anything. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So he went number two and didn't use any toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Gross.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>A girlfriend of mine was no I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 2>her name. She was a rep. So you know, she

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<v Speaker 2>was in her car all the time, and she was

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<v Speaker 2>driving through some neighborhood and she had to poop so bad,

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<v Speaker 2>like it came over her like a wave. So she

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<v Speaker 2>knew somebody that lived in the area, so she hopped

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<v Speaker 2>the fence, pooped in a pile of leaves in their backyard,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was raining then she realized, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything to wipe my butt with. So

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<v Speaker 2>the only thing she had in her car where those

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<v Speaker 2>armor all dashboard wipes, and she had a wife or

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<v Speaker 2>butt with those. It was. It was still the funniest

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<v Speaker 2>story I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I will say I've always had like a weirdly

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<v Speaker 3>varying level of like lactose intolerance. Sometimes it doesn't bother

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<v Speaker 3>me whatsoever, and sometimes like it gives me a stomach ache. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>one time I had frozen yogurt and like two days

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<v Speaker 3>straight it was just pure fire.

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<v Speaker 1>My god.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what, oh my god. But now it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I can eat dairy.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have another story.

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<v Speaker 2>About are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So okay, let's assess the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on, hold on. First of all, we need

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<v Speaker 2>to call the paramedics.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently, well the stream, Oh my god, so Brian sits.

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<v Speaker 1>We're still going okay, good, The cameras still steady, so

431
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<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing. So did my barstool break?

432
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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, oh my god.

433
00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:55.559
<v Speaker 1>You know where I got that barstool from? Buy nothing?

434
00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:59.559
<v Speaker 1>I got it from somebody's yard. Oh dude, I can't

435
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<v Speaker 1>believe hear that.

436
00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:03.240
<v Speaker 2>There's one in there, Brian, Brian, I don't even know.

437
00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:04.799
<v Speaker 1>That is so fun.

438
00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:07.000
<v Speaker 2>No, no, don't, don't try to sell that at the

439
00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Santy Swapy.

440
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<v Speaker 1>I know that we missed it. We missed it in

441
00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:18.400
<v Speaker 1>an incredible fo that was in slow.

442
00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:20.519
<v Speaker 2>Bo literally something out of a movie.

443
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<v Speaker 1>Was like his microphone, his headphones go flying, goes flying,

444
00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:29.440
<v Speaker 1>the TV tray goes flying.

445
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh.

446
00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:32.759
<v Speaker 1>Jeez, Brian, I'm glad that you're okay. And you didn't

447
00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:39.400
<v Speaker 1>like crack your head open. Oh my god, like I

448
00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:44.720
<v Speaker 1>think something's happening. My god, let me ask you something, Brian.

449
00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Just hold it on your lap. Here, hold on you guys,

450
00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:55.839
<v Speaker 1>pull on all right, all.

451
00:23:56.759 --> 00:23:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, from here?

452
00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:11.119
<v Speaker 5>Oh oh I my dog, this is going this is like,

453
00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:12.559
<v Speaker 5>this is a nightmare.

454
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<v Speaker 1>This is a preaking nightmare. Okay, let's bring it back.

455
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<v Speaker 1>Let's bring it back now. I have another story involving

456
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the dog. Okay, that this is this whole pooping thing

457
00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:28.480
<v Speaker 1>started with the dog. Yes, so I just he loves

458
00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:32.960
<v Speaker 1>to play tug of war, okay, yes, And so I

459
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:36.440
<v Speaker 1>saw at one of my local pet store one of

460
00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:39.359
<v Speaker 1>those ropes that you can, you know, use, and it

461
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<v Speaker 1>had like like a puffy squeaky thing on one end

462
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<v Speaker 1>and a puffy squeaky thing on the other end. And

463
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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, this is perfect. I can I'll be

464
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<v Speaker 1>able to play tugo War with him. I didn't even realize.

465
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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize what it was. It was at the

466
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<v Speaker 1>just a regular pet store, right. I brought it home.

467
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<v Speaker 1>I look at the tag. It is a squid Game

468
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<v Speaker 1>dog toy. It's the tug of war scene from Squid Game.

469
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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever watch that? Remember? They all, like half

470
00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:15.599
<v Speaker 1>of them fell to their death. Why would they here

471
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<v Speaker 1>it is? Why would they make a dog toy? It's

472
00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.519
<v Speaker 1>all dirty because he loves it so much. Look, it's

473
00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:27.160
<v Speaker 1>the people. It's the people. And it had like a

474
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<v Speaker 1>squid Game tag on it. I'm like, this is not right.

475
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<v Speaker 1>That's why are they making squid game dog merch? God,

476
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:41.039
<v Speaker 1>that's not okay, because these people die anyway, I thought

477
00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:48.000
<v Speaker 1>that was oh my god, okay, So all right now, yes,

478
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<v Speaker 1>let's h Brian. Are you all settled in? Are you okay?

479
00:25:52.440 --> 00:25:52.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm good?

480
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Do you feel okay?

481
00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Adrenaline?

482
00:25:55.240 --> 00:26:01.759
<v Speaker 2>You complaint with hr who's oh my god?

483
00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Cute the music? And here we go.

484
00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:11.319
<v Speaker 3>It was funny because I leaned back super slowly too,

485
00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:13.319
<v Speaker 3>and there was a point where I was like, she thought,

486
00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.319
<v Speaker 3>was why is it leaning back this far? And I

487
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.319
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh no.

488
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.559
<v Speaker 1>It was in slow motion.

489
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I literally didn't even know there was a Timmy parr.

490
00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:22.359
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I think I can I think I

491
00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:23.759
<v Speaker 3>can catch this and nobody.

492
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:29.640
<v Speaker 2>God, did you guys see SNL on Saturday with Ariana Grande. No,

493
00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:31.920
<v Speaker 2>it was she was great.

494
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:34.039
<v Speaker 1>She always is good. She brings it because she can

495
00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:37.440
<v Speaker 1>what am I trying to say, imitate a lot.

496
00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>She did and she did so many people in her

497
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:41.200
<v Speaker 2>opening monologue. It was great.

498
00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:42.640
<v Speaker 3>This is not funny anymore though.

499
00:26:42.759 --> 00:26:44.960
<v Speaker 2>No, but one of the a couple of this gits

500
00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:48.200
<v Speaker 2>with her were actually really funny where she was. One

501
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.680
<v Speaker 2>was she was Jennifer Coolidge for Mabelene and then she

502
00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:54.119
<v Speaker 2>was looking at one of the other characters was looking

503
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.400
<v Speaker 2>in a mirror and she was she was like, oh,

504
00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:59.279
<v Speaker 2>you look like the fourth of July, you know, And

505
00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:02.599
<v Speaker 2>they were trying to say this whole Maybelline. It was funny.

506
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:05.400
<v Speaker 2>And then Stevie Nicks was the guest. Oh yeah, she

507
00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:08.000
<v Speaker 2>has performed on SNL for no and she has a

508
00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>new sign a song out called Lighthouse and it is good. Everybody.

509
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, here we go. We're adding another songstress.

510
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh Stevie Nicks has always been.

511
00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:18.279
<v Speaker 1>One of my We haven't talked about her in a while,

512
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:20.640
<v Speaker 1>so now she's that's cool.

513
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:27.039
<v Speaker 2>It's a great song. Nicole Kidman and Salma Hyak had

514
00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:31.119
<v Speaker 2>words at the Balenciaga show. So there's a video.

515
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:33.359
<v Speaker 1>We're going to the show. I thought that they were

516
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:35.599
<v Speaker 1>they were like canceled.

517
00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, but you know, it seems like they're

518
00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:38.640
<v Speaker 2>being forgiven.

519
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Now, well, there's all other things that have taken away

520
00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>the attention.

521
00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I think, like P Diddy, Yes, exactly, so you know.

522
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:47.839
<v Speaker 1>So what happened?

523
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:53.200
<v Speaker 2>So they see each other in line and Salma Hayak

524
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:56.039
<v Speaker 2>reaches for Nicole Kidman. She says, don't touch me in

525
00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:01.920
<v Speaker 2>turns around walked away. What Yeah, no, nobody knows why.

526
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>And then they kind of put their hands on each other.

527
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.319
<v Speaker 1>And then so they might have like some kind of

528
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:08.519
<v Speaker 1>beef that we don't know about.

529
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sidingk.

530
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:16.319
<v Speaker 2>I love I love Nicole.

531
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:19.759
<v Speaker 3>Kid Nicole Kidman gives off the vibe that she's unpleasant.

532
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:23.680
<v Speaker 1>She does, yes, joy her.

533
00:28:23.799 --> 00:28:25.720
<v Speaker 3>She's both beautiful and seems nice.

534
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and she's so funny, so she is, yes, okay,

535
00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, I saw this video was on stage

536
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:39.119
<v Speaker 2>and it fell into a hole that they had it was.

537
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.440
<v Speaker 2>It was scary, it was crazy. So the lights were

538
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.960
<v Speaker 2>so bright of course she couldn't see it and then

539
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:47.960
<v Speaker 2>walked right into its there. It was one of those

540
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:50.759
<v Speaker 2>things where they descend under the stage and it had

541
00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:54.119
<v Speaker 2>opened up a little too early and she fell into it.

542
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, it served its purpose.

543
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:56.519
<v Speaker 2>It was.

544
00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:59.799
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty dramatic. I know, it's pretty dramatic.

545
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Every time the Sunday Night Football theme has aired, my

546
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:09.519
<v Speaker 2>songstress Carrie Underwood makes a million bucks.

547
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Because she sings the Sunday Night Football she does. She

548
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>must How many games are there in a season? Brian,

549
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>do you know this? Because we don't in a football season.

550
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:22.039
<v Speaker 3>I literally know nothing about football.

551
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:25.359
<v Speaker 2>It's eighteen weeks in the NFL season. How did I

552
00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:26.559
<v Speaker 2>know that? And neither one of you do?

553
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I know?

554
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:30.799
<v Speaker 2>God, it means Carrie will make thirty six million dollars

555
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:32.160
<v Speaker 2>between this year and last.

556
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:39.359
<v Speaker 1>What just off one song? My god, Oh, my god. Oh.

557
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of songs and music and whatnot, you guys know

558
00:29:43.319 --> 00:29:46.279
<v Speaker 1>who fits in the tantrums are yes, Okay, Well, we

559
00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.319
<v Speaker 1>had them at our star night at Sequan on Wednesday.

560
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>And my brother is best friends with James King, who

561
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:56.000
<v Speaker 1>is the saxophone player and he plays all the horns

562
00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and he also plays good the guitar and the piano

563
00:29:58.240 --> 00:30:01.599
<v Speaker 1>a lot of things. And he pretty much grew up

564
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.240
<v Speaker 1>at my house like making movies with my brother like these,

565
00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:08.039
<v Speaker 1>like homemade scary movies. I remember them dressing up because

566
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:10.839
<v Speaker 1>they're both kind of nerdy guys, because they're both really

567
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:16.000
<v Speaker 1>smart and so long story short, I got to go

568
00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>backstage and interview fits. His name is Michael and James

569
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:25.119
<v Speaker 1>and it was really exciting and then they put on

570
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>the greatest show. It was so fun. Their songs are

571
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:33.000
<v Speaker 1>so so great. So yeah, I interviewed I know, a

572
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:35.640
<v Speaker 1>celebrity anyway, he said he might be on the podcast.

573
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, that.

574
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Would be really great to have him in with his horn.

575
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I got to hold his saxophone, which is ok.

576
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say I got to hold

577
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:44.160
<v Speaker 2>his sack.

578
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:46.599
<v Speaker 3>I thought're gonna say his horn and I was like, oh, don't.

579
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Say that, No, I don't say that. Well. I also

580
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:53.680
<v Speaker 1>got some games in the mail. This weekend and we're

581
00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:54.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna play one of them.

582
00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's calm.

583
00:30:57.119 --> 00:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you can say this on the

584
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>air on Instagram, but I'm gonna anyway. It's called shitty choices.

585
00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh great, And so here are A and I tried

586
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:10.559
<v Speaker 1>to like do this like your and B cards.

587
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:13.160
<v Speaker 2>By the way, what boss?

588
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:13.599
<v Speaker 1>What?

589
00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I found out why I coughed so much?

590
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Please do tell I.

591
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Have acid reflex.

592
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, that makes sense. I did not. I did

593
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:25.079
<v Speaker 1>say that to you, didn't.

594
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.799
<v Speaker 2>I think you did. So I'm on medications a week

595
00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:30.960
<v Speaker 2>to kick it. Okay, if you notice I'm not coughing

596
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:32.079
<v Speaker 2>every five seconds like I was.

597
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.559
<v Speaker 1>I have noticed you have coughed a couple times. Yeah,

598
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I have noticed it. But like that's good to know.

599
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:39.039
<v Speaker 2>It's only been two days.

600
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Well good, well, I'm glad that you because were you

601
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:44.279
<v Speaker 1>suffering in other ways from them?

602
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Just the cough? It was terrible.

603
00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So here's some A. Here, you get an A

604
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:51.359
<v Speaker 1>and you get a B. Okay, and then I'll get

605
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>an A and a B and Brian. We're not looking

606
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:56.920
<v Speaker 1>at you on the camera, so but you can you

607
00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:59.880
<v Speaker 1>can just say if it's air b Okay, Okay, so.

608
00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Do I have to hold these up?

609
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:05.279
<v Speaker 1>Which one? The choice? The choice you have to make.

610
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a kind of would you rather? But the choices

611
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:15.319
<v Speaker 1>are horrible, okay, shitty choices. Would you rather hear the

612
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>voices of dead people or that's a or see their

613
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>ghosts without being able to talk to them?

614
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:25.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

615
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh you really? I'd want to talk. See I'd want

616
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:29.839
<v Speaker 1>to talk.

617
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be you'd rather.

618
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:34.359
<v Speaker 1>See them and not be able to speak to them.

619
00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:36.319
<v Speaker 3>Because what if I have what if they're like what

620
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:38.160
<v Speaker 3>if they're noisy at night? I can't sleep because of.

621
00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:41.839
<v Speaker 2>What if they're like you? What if they come over

622
00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:43.839
<v Speaker 2>to my house and just want to talk talk talk

623
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:46.759
<v Speaker 2>talk talk, don't don't cook there, I think?

624
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:48.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I plus, it'd be cooler to see them.

625
00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, it would be super cool. Okay would you

626
00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:58.000
<v Speaker 1>rather A tell somebody their new baby is ugly or

627
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 1>B tell somebody their new spouse is ugly?

628
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:05.039
<v Speaker 2>Baby?

629
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:06.720
<v Speaker 3>An?

630
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, I'm going A.

631
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:12.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm going you can play off a baby so ugly, but.

632
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:14.839
<v Speaker 1>He'll be so c Actually, yes, babies.

633
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Are babies are ugly right off the bat.

634
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, yeah, Charlie.

635
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Was I was hideous and it continued into mind don't no.

636
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

637
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:23.759
<v Speaker 3>Babies take about a month to get cute.

638
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:26.839
<v Speaker 1>But Evan, my daughter was like perfect baby. You know

639
00:33:26.920 --> 00:33:30.279
<v Speaker 1>that sometimes those are perfect baby. Probably No, she came

640
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:32.640
<v Speaker 1>out of my stomach, didn't have a conehead or anything.

641
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:34.319
<v Speaker 3>Newborn's just they got that face.

642
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I will show you her newborn picture and you'd be like,

643
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:40.119
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, but Charlie, oh wow, okay. Would you

644
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:44.880
<v Speaker 1>rather a smell like a fart for all the time

645
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:51.839
<v Speaker 1>or b oh god, drink a diarrhea milkshake once?

646
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:54.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh once, I'm gonna go with the diary milkshake.

647
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, way time, God.

648
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<v Speaker 3>No one would you would have no friends, no one

649
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:01.039
<v Speaker 3>could be around you.

650
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I could not do, I could not do. The second

651
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:05.119
<v Speaker 2>makes me want to vomit. I'm talking about it.

652
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Drink it, puke and you're done.

653
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Yead Oh no, get over it.

654
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh god.

655
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:12.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh suffer in the short term, don't suffer forever.

656
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Would you rather a relive the same day for three

657
00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:20.079
<v Speaker 1>hundred and sixty five days in a row, or b

658
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:22.360
<v Speaker 1>lose a year of your life?

659
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Lose ear me too, lose.

660
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Here's a reflex. Here it goes, here, it goes would

661
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:34.199
<v Speaker 1>you rather a peel all your nails off of your phones?

662
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:34.719
<v Speaker 2>No?

663
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, that's what they do when they torture people.

664
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, stuff, Oh god in horror movies. Or this

665
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:46.440
<v Speaker 1>is also in horror movies. Would you rather pull out

666
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:47.679
<v Speaker 1>all of your teeth?

667
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

668
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:51.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh, see, fingernails grow back?

669
00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

670
00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:57.599
<v Speaker 3>Fingernails hurt more than your tooth. No, teeth are connected

671
00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 3>directly to nerves.

672
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever, like had a hangnail? I mean it hurts?

673
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Have you? Have you ever seen Marathon Man?

674
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen teeth yanked out? Oh?

675
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:11.159
<v Speaker 1>In movies, I have to turn my head.

676
00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.280
<v Speaker 3>I agree, it's hard to watch.

677
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:15.519
<v Speaker 2>The worst thing?

678
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.519
<v Speaker 3>Trust like okay, okay, hold my hands. Weird now?

679
00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:23.159
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know it's terrible. I told you.

680
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:24.280
<v Speaker 3>Why did you read that? One?

681
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:25.239
<v Speaker 2>I may throw up?

682
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:31.039
<v Speaker 1>Would you rather pee yourself in public? Where shoot yourself

683
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:32.280
<v Speaker 1>in private? Daily?

684
00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:34.039
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

685
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Do I have to pee in public.

686
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Once a week? Once a week? Pee yourself in public

687
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:46.559
<v Speaker 1>once a week? Or ship yourself privately daily? Would you

688
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:50.039
<v Speaker 1>rather A lose your phone or B lose your keys

689
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:54.719
<v Speaker 1>and wallet or purse? Wait, you lose your phone or

690
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:56.760
<v Speaker 1>your wallet? Would you rather A lose your phone or

691
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.239
<v Speaker 1>be lose your wallet phone? So much easier to replace

692
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.559
<v Speaker 1>a phone phone.

693
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've got to lose your I don't carry a wallet,

694
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 2>so that was easy.

695
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:08.159
<v Speaker 1>Wait what where do you where is your ATM card,

696
00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:13.360
<v Speaker 1>driver's license pocket? Wait? Okay, wait about your driver's LIU pocket? Okay?

697
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:14.039
<v Speaker 1>Back up, back up?

698
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:16.079
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you lose your driver's license in your ATM card

699
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 3>and your credit cards?

700
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Wait? Wait, wait, wait, I need to know something. Yeah,

701
00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:22.960
<v Speaker 1>what is your little routine like when you get home? Well, first,

702
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:25.440
<v Speaker 1>would you wake up in the morning, you're getting dressed

703
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>for work or maybe you're going out. What do you do?

704
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Where are they? And what do you do?

705
00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:35.119
<v Speaker 2>I put them in my pocket, I.

706
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Know, But where are where? Do you put them at night?

707
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:41.039
<v Speaker 1>On like your counter or something?

708
00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 2>Maybe?

709
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you carry two things. This is not making

710
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:47.639
<v Speaker 1>any sense. You carry an ATM card and a license?

711
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Is that it?

712
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:49.119
<v Speaker 2>That's it? Okay?

713
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.519
<v Speaker 3>Wait, you walk in the door, you take out your keys,

714
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 3>you throw them on the counter, You take out your cards,

715
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:56.079
<v Speaker 3>and you put them where in.

716
00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:56.960
<v Speaker 2>A special spot?

717
00:36:57.079 --> 00:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you put them in a special spot, and

718
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.039
<v Speaker 1>then in the morning, you get dressed, you go to

719
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>the special spot, pick the two things and put them

720
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:05.440
<v Speaker 1>in your pocket.

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00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Yep, I hope it's not like a basket by the

722
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:07.960
<v Speaker 3>front door or something.

723
00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have any cash?

724
00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Never?

725
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:12.880
<v Speaker 3>But why don't you just carry a wallet?

726
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So I don't like it.

727
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, this is something new we've never known.

728
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I would way much like phone case cardholders.

729
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, he's you know what, he's at this stage

730
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>where he cannot be changed. He's already the person he

731
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:33.880
<v Speaker 1>is and there's no going back.

732
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:34.679
<v Speaker 3>That is weird.

733
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:37.400
<v Speaker 1>It is very straight. It's odd. It's very odd. I

734
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't know that about you, and I don't know where

735
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:40.519
<v Speaker 1>your secret spot is.

736
00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:41.719
<v Speaker 3>It's borderline concerning.

737
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:43.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a little uh.

738
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is, but it's something just

739
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 2>because I only carry a credit card in my ID.

740
00:37:48.719 --> 00:37:50.639
<v Speaker 1>And that you don't have a wallet and you put

741
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:51.760
<v Speaker 1>it in your pocket every morning.

742
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:54.280
<v Speaker 2>I I have a wallet and I just don't carry

743
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>it around with me all the time.

744
00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:56.519
<v Speaker 3>So what's in your wallet?

745
00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Then? Credit cards?

746
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't let's move on.

747
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Want me to show you?

748
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:06.719
<v Speaker 1>No, this is confusing me. Would you rather a lose

749
00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:10.920
<v Speaker 1>your ability to read or be lose your ability to speak?

750
00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh? God? Read?

751
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I know because then well, we couldn't do this for

752
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:18.159
<v Speaker 1>a living.

753
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:21.280
<v Speaker 3>No, I'd rather lose my ability to speak. Really, reading

754
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:24.599
<v Speaker 3>is like, how would you engage in anything about you could?

755
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:29.400
<v Speaker 1>You could learn sign language and stuff. If you in.

756
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:32.159
<v Speaker 3>What you could learn sign language to compensate for your

757
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:36.360
<v Speaker 3>lack of reading for Laura, how does that happening?

758
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.119
<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no no, I was agreeing with you. Okay,

759
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:43.159
<v Speaker 1>I would you rather live without the internet A or

760
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:48.880
<v Speaker 1>live without any air conditioning, fans or heating? This is

761
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:52.719
<v Speaker 1>kind of yeah, what you'd rather live without the internet?

762
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd forgo I'd forgo heating and airshower.

763
00:38:56.119 --> 00:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I would not the question Okay, would you rather live

764
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:05.000
<v Speaker 1>without the internet or live without any air conditioning, fans

765
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:05.639
<v Speaker 1>or heating?

766
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:09.159
<v Speaker 3>That would suck, But yeah, no, I think I'd be

767
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:11.360
<v Speaker 3>in internet. Would like, if you couldn't use the internet,

768
00:39:11.400 --> 00:39:12.880
<v Speaker 3>that'd be like half the jobs you would ever do.

769
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:19.239
<v Speaker 1>We're gone exactly, so A yes or no? B. Would

770
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:23.400
<v Speaker 1>you live A rather live in the best house in

771
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:26.679
<v Speaker 1>the most horrible neighborhood or live in the worst house

772
00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:27.920
<v Speaker 1>in a fancy neighborhood?

773
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, when we say horrible neighborhood, do we mean high

774
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.760
<v Speaker 3>crime rate? Or just just like just.

775
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, here it says the word s word this shitty neighborhood.

776
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:38.119
<v Speaker 3>Because if you got a nice house in a terrible

777
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:39.800
<v Speaker 3>neighborhood probably gonna get broken into.

778
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, I would say, oh.

779
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:46.760
<v Speaker 1>I would say, I would say worst house.

780
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:53.159
<v Speaker 2>And here's why I agree, because you can always It

781
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:55.719
<v Speaker 2>doesn't say if you just bought the worst house in

782
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:58.679
<v Speaker 2>a great neighborhood, so you can always modify it and

783
00:39:58.719 --> 00:39:59.559
<v Speaker 2>make it nice.

784
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:03.320
<v Speaker 1>True, that's true. Yes, would you rather A know when

785
00:40:03.360 --> 00:40:06.639
<v Speaker 1>you're going to die or b know how you're going

786
00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:07.800
<v Speaker 1>to die?

787
00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:08.320
<v Speaker 2>How?

788
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:11.719
<v Speaker 1>I would like to know how?

789
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:12.760
<v Speaker 3>I'd know when?

790
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Really, here's the thing I don't I wouldn't want to

791
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:15.920
<v Speaker 1>know that.

792
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, But here's the thing. What if it's what if

793
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:19.239
<v Speaker 3>you die in a car crash? It could be any

794
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:21.079
<v Speaker 3>point between now and the end of in you know

795
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:23.320
<v Speaker 3>you're one hundred, you're going to die in a car crash.

796
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:25.280
<v Speaker 3>How would you live with that information, knowing you're going

797
00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:27.719
<v Speaker 3>to die in a car crash? I'd rather know when,

798
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.840
<v Speaker 3>that's true. I could be prepared for that day. I

799
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:31.440
<v Speaker 3>can go peacefully, and if I die in a car

800
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:32.480
<v Speaker 3>crash on that day, that's fine.

801
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I knew my decision again.

802
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:38.599
<v Speaker 1>This is like they're both horrible. Yeah, okay, we'll do

803
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:42.679
<v Speaker 1>two more or three more. Would you rather know every

804
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:48.679
<v Speaker 1>bad thing everybody thinks about you? Or B everyone knows

805
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:54.519
<v Speaker 1>every bad thing you think about them? Oh A, I

806
00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:58.320
<v Speaker 1>think I already know that what all the bad things

807
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>that people think about me? Because they to your face

808
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:04.039
<v Speaker 1>and in comments?

809
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah?

810
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Would you rather be beautiful but stupid or really smart

811
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>but but ugly.

812
00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Really smart but ugly Phantom of the Opera style.

813
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, see, I think I as conceited as this sounds,

814
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say A. I'm going to say B really well,

815
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:26.039
<v Speaker 1>because you guys are dudes. You don't care well, you

816
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:32.480
<v Speaker 1>do care what you look like barely. Okay. Would you

817
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:38.519
<v Speaker 1>rather be put in a terrible maximum security prison for

818
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>one year or be put in a relaxed prison that

819
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.679
<v Speaker 1>holds Wall Street types for ten years maximum?

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00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I do the one year. I would not do

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<v Speaker 2>well in you.

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00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:51.519
<v Speaker 3>Maximum security, I'll take it.

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00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Would be.

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00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:59.159
<v Speaker 3>To maximum maximum security is just like solitary confinement. You

825
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:01.400
<v Speaker 3>don't have cell mates, but.

826
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:03.280
<v Speaker 1>He still has to be a population.

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00:42:03.559 --> 00:42:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I would I would still be somebody's bitch, so fast.

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00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:10.599
<v Speaker 3>I know, I think in maximum security. Typically they're like depends,

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00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:12.639
<v Speaker 3>I mean obviously depends on how maximum, but like typically

830
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:14.679
<v Speaker 3>like you get like you don't have any contact with

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00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:15.480
<v Speaker 3>any other people.

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00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Let me just say he would give some kind of

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00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:20.880
<v Speaker 1>look by accident, you know, his looks to a guard,

834
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:24.039
<v Speaker 1>and the guard would like have something. Probably he'd come

835
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:24.440
<v Speaker 1>at you.

836
00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:27.800
<v Speaker 2>With it with his rock hard penis and I would be.

837
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:31.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you would definitely intentionally drop this soup.

838
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, not intentionally, I'd be afraid because somebody would make

839
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:39.280
<v Speaker 2>like a knife out of a straw or.

840
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:43.679
<v Speaker 1>Something like they do they do. Okay, we'll do one more.

841
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Then we're gonna be afraid.

842
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna and then we're gonna end because we have

843
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.920
<v Speaker 1>to do. We're gonna because we have stuff to do,

844
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:50.079
<v Speaker 1>because we're like, we're.

845
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Have a gift for you.

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00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh to one end with the gift. One more and

847
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.920
<v Speaker 1>then the gift and then we would you rather be

848
00:42:56.079 --> 00:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die,

849
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:05.840
<v Speaker 1>or be unknown when you're alive but famous after you die.

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00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:08.760
<v Speaker 2>It depends is there money involved?

851
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:11.559
<v Speaker 1>See, And I'd rather be famous while I'm alive, because yes,

852
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:12.920
<v Speaker 1>because you get to do fun things.

853
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:15.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what famous when I die. Rather have

854
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:17.840
<v Speaker 3>a legacy than at lifestyle.

855
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:19.719
<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, because you wouldn't know better.

856
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:24.400
<v Speaker 3>That's fine, Okay. I live on through vicariously through my legacy.

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00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, all right, bring it on, boyfriend.

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00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:31.679
<v Speaker 2>Girlfriend, bring it. I'll close your eyes.

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00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:34.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, do I put out my hands or

860
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.400
<v Speaker 1>is it going to go pants off? She's good? Oh god,

861
00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:42.719
<v Speaker 1>oh god, are you standing right now? Oh my god, Brian,

862
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't I believe that happened to you earlier. That

863
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<v Speaker 1>was God. I'm so sad that that was on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I wish it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just was.

866
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.360
<v Speaker 3>It was hilarious. It didn't like it didn't hurt at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I just tumbled.

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00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry, I did. I'd opened my eyes, Okay,

869
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>so I didn't. I did not see it. I just

870
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.760
<v Speaker 1>saw a bag, but I didn't see what the bag

871
00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:04.400
<v Speaker 1>says on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura Kane, am I gonna love this?

873
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:07.800
<v Speaker 1>There's this a funny gift.

874
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:09.239
<v Speaker 2>You are gonna love it?

875
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 1>When did you get it for me?

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00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Does that matter?

877
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:18.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Is it recently or have you had

878
00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:18.599
<v Speaker 1>it a while?

879
00:44:18.679 --> 00:44:18.719
<v Speaker 2>No?

880
00:44:18.880 --> 00:44:22.559
<v Speaker 3>He is going through his closet recently, his junk drawer.

881
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:24.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what recently.

882
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know how much you like these items, so

883
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:37.559
<v Speaker 2>I thought I would get you a little something. You

884
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:42.079
<v Speaker 2>have so many of them, many many of them, and

885
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>I figured that you would love this and cherish it.

886
00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:55.719
<v Speaker 2>And what the and you're going to absolutely I don't

887
00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:56.159
<v Speaker 2>even know.

888
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 3>Before you open your eyes, is everybody seeing it?

889
00:44:58.920 --> 00:44:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

890
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:02.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Do I should? I just holp my eyes?

891
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold out your hands. Okay, no you can.

892
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:16.079
<v Speaker 1>It's like, okay, it looks like a this is the.

893
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Dumbest you went to hobby lobby this week.

894
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:24.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, A, my dog doesn't even look like this. I

895
00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:25.400
<v Speaker 1>don't have this kind of dog.

896
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, now you what do you mean?

897
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:29.519
<v Speaker 1>I have these all over the place. I don't have

898
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:31.239
<v Speaker 1>these kind of pictures all over.

899
00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:33.880
<v Speaker 3>The It's like the strangest gag gift ever.

900
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:38.159
<v Speaker 1>This is really really bizarre. I know where did you

901
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:40.320
<v Speaker 1>find this, like on the side of the street or something.

902
00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:42.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that's like a hobby lobby type of thing.

903
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:47.440
<v Speaker 1>This is totally hobby lobby like lobby. Well, guess what

904
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a gift for both of you guys next episode.

905
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:51.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I want to know.

906
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:55.880
<v Speaker 1>And we're gonna play a drinking game. But we're not

907
00:45:55.920 --> 00:46:00.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna drink alcohol. We're gonna play never have I ever.

908
00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:03.880
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna drink our least.

909
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:10.079
<v Speaker 2>Space No no is uh you said, Juice, said, said

910
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Carri Juice. My least favorite is doctor Pepper.

911
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, same, I hate doctor I hate vomit on site.

912
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit.

913
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.840
<v Speaker 1>You're in big trouble, Brian.

914
00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Why would I be in trouble because I asked.

915
00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:25.119
<v Speaker 1>You what was your least favorite drink?

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00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Laura, you're the joke flew over your head six times.

917
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:31.239
<v Speaker 3>You said we're gonna drink our least favorite things. I said, Oh,

918
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:33.159
<v Speaker 3>my least favorite thing is something I love. That's the joke.

919
00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:35.280
<v Speaker 3>You want to give me something I don't like, give

920
00:46:35.320 --> 00:46:36.280
<v Speaker 3>me doctor Pepper.

921
00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're I don't get it. I hate doctor Pepper.

922
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, I got you something that you will not like,

923
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.280
<v Speaker 1>and my thing is gross. So if you've done the

924
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:47.840
<v Speaker 1>thing I know, I don't explain. If you got me,

925
00:46:48.519 --> 00:46:52.159
<v Speaker 1>I swear to God, I will vomit. I tried to buy.

926
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:53.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't ignog.

927
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Great.

928
00:46:56.599 --> 00:46:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I tried, but I would I would literally vomit on site.

929
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I got you something else that I think you won't like.

930
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I.

931
00:47:03.199 --> 00:47:04.960
<v Speaker 3>Got I said, carrit Cheese. I actually don't know if

932
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:05.559
<v Speaker 3>I like her or not.

933
00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, I have several things. I have several things that

934
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.760
<v Speaker 1>we're that I will dole out, but we're gonna play.

935
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Never have I ever. And then I have to tell

936
00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:17.199
<v Speaker 1>you something that I did last week. And I walked

937
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:20.599
<v Speaker 1>around all day with this thing anyway.

938
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Hanging off you.

939
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:24.639
<v Speaker 1>No, thank you once so much for watching on Instagram

940
00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:27.719
<v Speaker 1>and on YouTube and for listening, and we love you,

941
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 1>and please come see us on Saturday, October nineteenth. It's

942
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:35.320
<v Speaker 1>this Saturday, Ramona, California, farm Life, huge pumpkin patch. Bring

943
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the kids, it's free, it's fun. We'll be there having fun,

944
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and we want to see you. It's at one o'clock.

945
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:48.760
<v Speaker 1>What what? What are you laughing about? This?

946
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:49.239
<v Speaker 2>No?

947
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:51.880
<v Speaker 1>What just happened?

948
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you didn't see it?

949
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:55.000
<v Speaker 1>What did you just do?

950
00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

951
00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:56.679
<v Speaker 1>Did somebody say something?

952
00:47:56.760 --> 00:47:57.039
<v Speaker 2>No?

953
00:47:57.679 --> 00:47:58.239
<v Speaker 3>What happened?

954
00:47:58.400 --> 00:47:58.880
<v Speaker 1>You've got it?

955
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Thank god, neither one of you.

956
00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:01.960
<v Speaker 1>You've got to say it.

957
00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:02.360
<v Speaker 2>No?

958
00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Was it comment?

959
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:07.199
<v Speaker 2>No? Just skip it?

960
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:13.039
<v Speaker 1>No? What just happened?

961
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

962
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:17.519
<v Speaker 1>We can't we can't do a podcast like this. You

963
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>cannot laugh.

964
00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:20.760
<v Speaker 3>We'll replay the tip, replay the tape later.

965
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we'll do it in slow motion. See

966
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:24.320
<v Speaker 1>what the heck got?

967
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, okay, I don't want to do that.

968
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:29.920
<v Speaker 1>What could have possibly happened?

969
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:31.199
<v Speaker 2>You'll see if.

970
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:34.239
<v Speaker 3>We switched the infrarebel see a fart bubble slowly?

971
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:36.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, we see, isn't it did an appendage fallout or

972
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:41.000
<v Speaker 1>something kind of Oh my god? Wait, check out YouTube,

973
00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:41.599
<v Speaker 1>then check out.

974
00:48:41.960 --> 00:48:43.199
<v Speaker 3>Is this something we need to remove?

975
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:43.679
<v Speaker 2>No?

976
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well maybe, Oh my god, okay, oh god, on

977
00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:55.320
<v Speaker 1>that note, love your podcast. Thanks for my great go.

978
00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.960
<v Speaker 3>Check YouTube, per Wiener, go out.

979
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.079
<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. Hang it in good health.

980
00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm gonna you know where this is

981
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:03.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna go?

982
00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Where?

983
00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:07.519
<v Speaker 1>No to the swamp meat. I'm gonna sell.

984
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:11.119
<v Speaker 2>I would like that. I would like the four cents

985
00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:12.039
<v Speaker 2>that you get for it.

986
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, just look out.

987
00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Love your podcast, I love you.

988
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:19.039
<v Speaker 1>My sweet babies. Bye guys. See on thirday