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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey Dahmer soaked in blood, You and Obomber blowing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Waco, Texas and Heaven's Games that Helius Modify and Men

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<v Speaker 2>from Apes. Hitler fixed his death and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then escaped, Bigot and the moth Man, Son of Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking to Talks Again, Witches, Don Sank.

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<v Speaker 1>Coplins, Mysterious Noise and Hauntings, Dark Guards, and the Scull

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<v Speaker 1>and Bones.

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<v Speaker 3>Most of them is a probably loan, so when you're

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<v Speaker 3>feeling all alone, grabbing meer and get stone a.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome you to the podcast Trains Grow. What are here

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<v Speaker 2>to entertain you? You? It's about us.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of all the inventions though over like the last

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<v Speaker 3>thousand years, like the dry erase board has.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to be the most remarkable. I like them all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show. What's going on? I'm Tom kat Ak,

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>I have here, Billy, I'm Alex Black Alex Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it actually because you're only a black kid in

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<v Speaker 2>the school?

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<v Speaker 4>No, because there was three other There was three Alexes

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<v Speaker 4>all in one class. Me, there's ginger Alex and then

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<v Speaker 4>there was just Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Alex is brown, but you black, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna be talking about boots sexual alien encounters,

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<v Speaker 2>which is kind of disgusting. Let's talk about some alien

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<v Speaker 2>on human sexy times.

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<v Speaker 3>Alien on humans likely, most likely I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want female male alien threesomes. You should know that sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>celebrities are believers in the sci fi and the supernatural.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know Lucy for example? Well, Tom Maks a pedophile,

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<v Speaker 2>so let's not go ahead. Everybody's a pedophile. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Lucy Lou, for example, famously told US Weekly in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine that she once had a sexual alien encounter

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<v Speaker 2>with a heavenly being. Lucy Lou's also fucked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, to be fair, Yeah, it was Tina Tequila.

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<v Speaker 2>That was nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Tinla Tequila is nuts, but she's got good luis Okay, Lucy, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>she was a child star.

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<v Speaker 2>Every child starts fuck? Was Lucy Lou? Yeah? Am I

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<v Speaker 2>talking about the right Lucy Lou chick from Kill Bill? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, the girl from the Asian in Mexicano. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought you were talking about Lucy Lou from the Gram Idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not even her name.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like in a metal band. Cindy lu who, cindyl who?

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<v Speaker 2>She said it was sure bliss, I felt everything I

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<v Speaker 2>climbaxed and then he floated away. What a good guy

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<v Speaker 2>he got her off at least, which frankly sounds a

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<v Speaker 2>lot better than your average between the sheets hook up

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<v Speaker 2>with a human dude. Because I guess she she.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, the human guys don't care, they come, they're

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<v Speaker 3>coming to right, Billy, Am I gonna climb?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make Billy come. Billy's phenomenon in mind the hubbing,

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<v Speaker 2>the Huffington Post turned to a website h R H

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<v Speaker 2>a r O help a reporter out. I guess that's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Is that an acronym used daily like

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<v Speaker 2>fucking h A r oh to reach out to anybody

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<v Speaker 2>the things that they've had a sex, sexy time, sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>sexy with an alien.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that seems like you're opening it up to an

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<v Speaker 3>extremely credible audience. It's like, here, this is exactly what

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<v Speaker 3>we're looking for. If anybody even kind of identifies with that.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, fuck, I want to be on the news.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean, I'm pretty sure when I was

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<v Speaker 3>like sixteen, like blacked out once I ended up on

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<v Speaker 3>my front lawn with no pants on, that could have

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<v Speaker 3>been aliens, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember drinking at twenty six or a tequila and

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<v Speaker 2>then I woke up fucking gross. According to a post,

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<v Speaker 2>UFO and biological experts will also be on the hand

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<v Speaker 2>to have their take on intergellectual mating. A writer from

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<v Speaker 2>huff posts Weird News says that fifteen people who have

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<v Speaker 2>responded to the ad two or three were trying to

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<v Speaker 2>hawk their own novel. However, there are plenty of humans

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<v Speaker 2>who claim to have had sex, shall we say, close

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<v Speaker 2>encounters with the third kind. Oh, take the case of

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie Cohen, a British woman who regularly has sex with

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<v Speaker 2>aliens that she nicknamed Team Spirit. But she got crooked

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<v Speaker 2>ass teeth too. Yes, is she getting gangbanged? That's what

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like, regularly fucked by aliens? Like do they know?

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<v Speaker 2>Like is what she's just just to claim?

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<v Speaker 3>Like she's getting them off too, so they keep coming

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<v Speaker 3>back Like this is more than ones that are like,

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<v Speaker 3>will be back for your next Friday when we're all fucked.

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<v Speaker 4>The Puerto Ricans tried to float out in the States

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<v Speaker 4>and ended up in the UK.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's the one chick that keeps She's always down,

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<v Speaker 3>but like all your friends like are disgusted by it,

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<v Speaker 3>so you like, you're like, yeah, I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell no one anymore. But come here, Betty. A

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<v Speaker 2>group of women are claiming they have children which were

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<v Speaker 2>fathered by aliens who lived with their dads on giant spaceships,

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<v Speaker 2>and describes their sexual encounter with them as the best

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<v Speaker 2>they've ever had. Did they go to their moms on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekends. No, it's like a shriff custody women that

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<v Speaker 2>have never had sex before. And this will lead into

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, he touched it. So lead into possibly

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<v Speaker 2>next week when we talk about the hybrid baby community,

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<v Speaker 2>and the hybrid baby community believes aliens have been harvesting

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<v Speaker 2>their DNA to create children that combine the best of

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<v Speaker 2>both human and alien characteristics over a period of several years. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the community, it's community women together and they're like, ya

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<v Speaker 2>got fuck by Nieling, You got fucked by Neeling, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got five. I've never seen two women come together.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they always.

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<v Speaker 2>Got chill daddy, chill yourself. Fuck. According to the two

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<v Speaker 2>women who have claimed to have mother children with aliens,

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<v Speaker 2>the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters.

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<v Speaker 2>Farmer marketing executive Bridget Nielsen and video game designer all

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<v Speaker 2>Alumnia Verse claimed that between them they've had thirteen children

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<v Speaker 2>with aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, that was actually my question was like saying,

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<v Speaker 3>like the community, is this a community that they believe

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<v Speaker 3>they're already products of, like a mixed race thing. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like I got a way bigger teeth than everybody else,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm being alien.

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<v Speaker 2>There there is chicks out there. I can't remember the

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<v Speaker 2>one girl's name, but she talks to like alien UFO conferences.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's not the greatest looking women. It has everybody

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<v Speaker 2>else pretty, I must be. She claims that she's a

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<v Speaker 2>hybrid grade. She does look fucking weird, but I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. She talks on fucking big conferences, but

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<v Speaker 2>who knows. She says that her mother was a drug addict,

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<v Speaker 2>so they usually use people that either have drug abuse

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<v Speaker 2>or people that won't be believed. That is the that

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<v Speaker 2>is the case.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean no, I mean, well, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 3>that's a fine line the cross like we talked about

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<v Speaker 3>with that with the alien encounters before saying, like the

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<v Speaker 3>the Hicks are the only ones that seem to find out,

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<v Speaker 3>but the Hicks are also the ones that are smoking, cracking,

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<v Speaker 3>cooking Moonshine twenty four to seven. So like, I get

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<v Speaker 3>I get that line of like a okay, maybe that

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<v Speaker 3>that's how they argue it. It's like, well, let's only

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<v Speaker 3>do the not credible ones. But like, but at the

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<v Speaker 3>same time, these guys are super fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like is this.

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<v Speaker 3>Like can you really actually be like, Okay, well maybe

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<v Speaker 3>he's telling the truth or did buddy fucking just blackout again?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's true. Indeed, Bridget said the sex was the

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<v Speaker 2>best ever and that thousands of women around the world

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<v Speaker 2>are missing out on such an experience because they have

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<v Speaker 2>actually had hybrid children with aliens, but they don't realize it,

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<v Speaker 2>damn son.

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<v Speaker 3>So what classifies a hybrid child, Like, is there did

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<v Speaker 3>they have certain characteristics?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, if you if you see a child with big

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<v Speaker 2>white eyes and taper Okay, we're still going on Billy here,

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<v Speaker 2>so pretty much like looking like a mix between a

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<v Speaker 2>gray and a human. But like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 2>there is there is Asians, No, there are different Korean Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>every every race have different types of DNA in them.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's no there's obviously there's all these theories of

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<v Speaker 2>evolution and stuff, and why people are different. Why there's

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<v Speaker 2>Hispanics and why there's whites and blacks and Asians and

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<v Speaker 2>all that stuff. It's because supposedly they have different types

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<v Speaker 2>of DNA in them from different aliens. It's not just

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, you uh people at the equator and

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<v Speaker 2>then their skin got darker over hundreds of years. Because

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of true to an extent. Because why there's

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<v Speaker 2>there's people that have lived for centuries in South Africa

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<v Speaker 2>that are white and like they live in a very

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<v Speaker 2>hot climate with sun constants because they don't go outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just got I just got a job outside

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<v Speaker 3>for the first and step foot outside for more than

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<v Speaker 3>two hours a day for the first time in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm tanning like a motherfucker. You look too tan.

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<v Speaker 2>See the difference. Look at the difference. It's like my

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<v Speaker 2>arms are black. Tommy, Tommy in Middle Time is at

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<v Speaker 2>the cottage. She literally goes Mexican because she like used

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<v Speaker 2>to work in tobacco fields. She can tan like fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like nuts. Your skin literally goes like dark.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm close to that. You getting there, almost there. I

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<v Speaker 3>got racially profiled the other day, I tell you, did

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<v Speaker 3>you goddamn fucking I was done in my day and

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<v Speaker 3>I went door knocking with the guys and the ladies

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<v Speaker 3>like what are you selling attic insulation?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need any of that, but you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>look like you could help me out with You could

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<v Speaker 3>probably help me out with my gardening and pardon me.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, well you're so tan, and I was like, what, like,

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<v Speaker 2>go fund yourself. I actually kind of liked it because

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<v Speaker 2>I am Mexicans, so I kind of maybe left.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think she just meant I look like I

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<v Speaker 3>spend time outside, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably pretty good with that kind of thing. So

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<v Speaker 2>Bridget refutes claims pointing to a lack of evidence to

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<v Speaker 2>such an encounter, saying that extraterrestrial creatures only take women

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<v Speaker 2>on some level that want to be taken. You gotta

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<v Speaker 2>want it, think about.

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<v Speaker 4>It, maybe starting manifesting for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just be like, fucking I want an alien. She got

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<v Speaker 2>it illegal.

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<v Speaker 3>I was I was gonna say, I'm here, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>I give you good orgasms.

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<v Speaker 2>Although she lives with God. Although she lives with her

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<v Speaker 2>father in the USA in Arizona, she claims to have

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<v Speaker 2>regular contact with aliens and now has ten hybrid children,

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<v Speaker 2>four boys and six girls.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think aliens can have female babies. They can

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<v Speaker 4>make them aliens, they don't. It's only male asexually reproduced. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right. You learned that from American Death. Jesus Roger,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what you know that from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Piece of ship. I know what? That is pretty true

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<v Speaker 2>because when it comes to like the grays and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>they're pretty much like they're like robotic creatures. They're like

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<v Speaker 2>a human, but they were they're like they have flesh

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, but they're pretty much like robotic.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold up, I'll shake that. Shake that sexy. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is in that beer can? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay man, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what the shake this? What the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck did I just drink in there? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do that. No, that just can opener police.

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<v Speaker 4>The other day I got a fucking I PA was

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<v Speaker 4>l CBO, but it's called uh Octopus wants to fight

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<v Speaker 4>bore that ship out? And there was fucking ship floating

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<v Speaker 4>all in it and it was fucking disgusting and I

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<v Speaker 4>almost threw up, but I had to drink it because

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<v Speaker 4>I paid for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I paid for it, so it needs to be drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>But I left like the last like and you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna we're gonna keep this on stand by here,

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<v Speaker 3>because I really want to know what's in my beer

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<v Speaker 3>can because I just finished. Yeah, doesn't that feel like

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<v Speaker 3>that's like a mold ball or something. That's what it

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<v Speaker 3>it is in my Canadian This message has been brought

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<v Speaker 3>to you by what the fuck is in my most

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<v Speaker 3>Canadian can mine beer? What did I just drink? Because

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<v Speaker 3>I finished that fucking beer? I want to know what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck's in it? We're working on here, guys, give

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do? Dude? It's a cigarette? Butty? What

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<v Speaker 2>you grabbed the wrong beer? Did you grab the wrong beard?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you put a cigarette button in? Sure? Didn't?

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<v Speaker 3>I just cracked that inside. Yes, that beer didn't go

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<v Speaker 3>outside with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Molson's gonna get a fucking handful.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure. What the fuck are you sure? Dude?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm one hundred percent you cracked that inside. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>let's check if it's not my brand a cigarette. Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the middle of a cigarette. It's not the butt.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the top end. What the fuck? It's not the butt, man,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the top end of a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 2>Got ripped in the mill and there your shirt on.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see. It's not the butt. It's the top end

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<v Speaker 2>of a smoke. Oh, it stinks, can smell it, jesus,

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? Man? Can we put that away? Anna

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<v Speaker 2>throw up? Oh? Fuck? Yeah? If that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Molson fucked up or you fucked up either one.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, at the top of a smoke. I didn't rip

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<v Speaker 5>off the top of my cigarette to put it in there. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>there's no butt. I'm fucking petrified to drink my other beers.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, let's see what happens. Can you put it outside?

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<v Speaker 2>Please sell the chicks that she had hybrid children. She said,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not just taking our children, they're creating a hybrid

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<v Speaker 2>race to better humanity. Bullshit. The moms have produced drawings

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<v Speaker 2>of what their hybrid children look like. I'll post them

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<v Speaker 2>on the page. If I won't be if I'm allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to post things because I'm banned for fucking so many things,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my Facebook pretty yeah. And

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<v Speaker 2>honestly that fuck it? Who cares? It's again, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh well they passed. You can't anything mean that

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<v Speaker 2>hurt feeling anymore? All right, Billy said that he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>kill Justin Trudeau.

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<v Speaker 6>Come get him, boys, if I say that the mom

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<v Speaker 6>I said, he's a piece of ship that probably gets

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<v Speaker 6>rape by his own dead. But whoa, whoa, whoa, let

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<v Speaker 6>him fucking he's not a piece of ships walking vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he is, walking vagina that admires China's communism

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<v Speaker 3>and wishes and per batim word for word. I wish

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<v Speaker 3>one day Canada's citizens would act like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking ridiculous. It was a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Saying you want you what you need all these guns for?

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<v Speaker 4>That's got to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>You want me to I don't even want to drink

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<v Speaker 3>my beard.

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<v Speaker 2>You want this kinda can.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so gross. Are you sure you didn't put a

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<v Speaker 2>cigarette in there?

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<v Speaker 3>It was the top of a cigarette, yes, thank you bubbies.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So the moms have produced drawings of what

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<v Speaker 2>their hybrid children look like, and while some of them

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<v Speaker 2>have human characteristics, both of them display reptilian features, with

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<v Speaker 2>big black eyes, big black cocks, big black eyes. That's

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Volume, recalling a sexual encounter with an alien on

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<v Speaker 2>board of spaceship Bridges, said it was great. It was incredible,

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<v Speaker 2>super primal, super raw, super primal sexual experience. That's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Women want to be so progressive, but they're like, punch

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<v Speaker 4>me in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you're allowed. You're not allowed to me in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>And as long as I can handle it, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I can't, that's a salt. There was really freedom,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were going at it for seemed like hours.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the best sex I ever had. Speaking out

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<v Speaker 2>about her own conception, mom of three children, and Alu,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three from Los Angeles, added, I was in a

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<v Speaker 2>classroom setting with other humans. All of a sudden, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sat next to this green, reptilian creature, and immediately I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sexually turned on looking at this being. I was

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<v Speaker 2>very surprised. We were making love in the classroom in

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<v Speaker 2>front of everybody, everyone turned their attention to us. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like a wet dream. What yeah, what just happened?

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<v Speaker 2>An alien came down into a classroom. They and they

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<v Speaker 2>just started fucking these these are all.

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<v Speaker 4>The women that had all these stories. And then that

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<v Speaker 4>didn't fucking work. And then they started saying Bill Cosby drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's from free as in his basement lass mansion,

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<v Speaker 4>basement theater, a bowling alley, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was awful. It was awful. Okay, the video,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, Dave Chappell make said joke where it's like

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<v Speaker 2>instead of saying like, you know, he's with like a

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen four year old girl and he's like, yeah, spread

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<v Speaker 2>that fourteen year old pussy. He's like, no, David Spellsy,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't say that. You say yes that eighteen year

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<v Speaker 2>old pussy. Yes, spread them legs. Thirty year old. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that one. I was like how many times

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<v Speaker 2>this niggas? He's like, I had to turn off. She

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<v Speaker 2>continued expensing it sounds crazy and people have asked if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm off my meds, but this really was happening. She's

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<v Speaker 2>on meds.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's on meds. What are your meds? She's like no,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been taking all of me bills.

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<v Speaker 2>There are worse liars out there than I. And Lewis

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<v Speaker 2>said she was taking aboard a ship in a dream

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<v Speaker 2>state and described the sex she had as one of

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<v Speaker 2>the most vivid memories. Some of the women in the

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<v Speaker 2>Hybrid Baby community, which have members aged from nineteen to

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<v Speaker 2>some in their sixties, claim to have more than ten

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<v Speaker 2>children with aliens. Fucking that's a lot. However, they never

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<v Speaker 2>meet their children on earth. And Bridget said this is

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<v Speaker 2>the saddest because you can't be with them. Oh, so

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<v Speaker 2>they're in space. I can't be with my hybrid Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you said the hybrid babies are on the Earth. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they're on the spaceship, said that she had. Did she

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<v Speaker 2>have ten babies like in one go or to this?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever over time, so they take them board these spaceships

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<v Speaker 2>and then they either artificial incimination so like a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>turkey baster so to speak. Yeah I did that one yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>or they actually fucked them and then they they put

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<v Speaker 2>the babies. Sometimes they like fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>These chambers modified what pregnant somebody if you like thought

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<v Speaker 3>hard enough, like the force.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a part. You just take the egg and then

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<v Speaker 2>maybe because they're they're pretty much proving that we live

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<v Speaker 2>in an artificial simulation. So it could be.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I've been trying to do the force for

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<v Speaker 3>like ten years, I say, and like every time I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I was just gonna say that I do it in

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<v Speaker 3>subway when buddies, when tis like she's like do you want,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like lettuce, and then I will pretend like I'm

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<v Speaker 3>moving her hand to the lettuce and putting it on

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<v Speaker 3>the sub You.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go to fucking like this and the door opens

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<v Speaker 2>and fucking Jenim tricks. Bro. Yeah, I need to grow

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<v Speaker 2>up for sure. So Antonio Villis Boras, a Brazilian farmer,

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<v Speaker 2>was plowing in his field one day. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that think about? Antonio Villis? Tonio? Tonio gave

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<v Speaker 2>Alex the best rim jobs I've ever had. Tonio Villis,

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<v Speaker 2>a Brazilian farmer, was plowing his field one day in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifty seven when he claimed to see an object

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<v Speaker 2>in the sky illuminated by purple lights. Illuminated, according to him,

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<v Speaker 2>and change humanoid creatures ascended brought Boris into the craft

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<v Speaker 2>or you know that's a gross name. It is Boas

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<v Speaker 2>or it's boas is it's b o a s Either

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<v Speaker 2>it's Boas. Still that's still As. That's still a gross name.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually worse. So Antonio, they he was brought up

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<v Speaker 2>toward the aircraft and they subjected him to medical examination.

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<v Speaker 2>And this story actually goes a lot deeper, might be

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<v Speaker 2>its own episode, we'll see, but it does. It's pretty,

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty thick. Uh So, things got really weird after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the aliens, he claimed, rubbed a strange via girl

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<v Speaker 2>like gel over his body comes into Gail. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just that's what he claimed, because obviously he got stimulated

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere that they were putting in all his entire body.

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<v Speaker 2>Arms out. A beautiful blonde woman soon appeared. Feeling an

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<v Speaker 2>incidentt attraction to her. They had sex several times afterward,

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<v Speaker 2>Antonio said in an interview. She turned me on, pointed to

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<v Speaker 2>her belly, and smiling, pointed at the sky before eving

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<v Speaker 2>baby Sky. I take baby Sky. I took a baby

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<v Speaker 2>to the sky.

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<v Speaker 3>It's what you know what that you're going to pay

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<v Speaker 3>me each house support Kanye West impregnating Kim Kardashian and

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<v Speaker 3>then she was like, our baby's name is.

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<v Speaker 2>Norman came of the South. Let's get our liberal flags. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>rebel ones the liberal Yummy, What's what's a liberal flag, Billy?

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<v Speaker 3>I meant, I said a rebel That's what I meant

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<v Speaker 3>to say. I know, but I was asking you what

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<v Speaker 3>a liberal flag? And I said a liberal flag. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, that's not true. Though, let's call

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<v Speaker 3>a liberal flag. It's probably just uh, but it's worse

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<v Speaker 3>than that. It's it's the gay pride flag, but in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle has has just a very big black dot

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<v Speaker 3>and then says, we love you.

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<v Speaker 2>So he took it. It doesn't matter. Do it's okay? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>you won't go to jail. Oh he will if you

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<v Speaker 2>say one wrong thing about somebody else. So he took

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<v Speaker 2>it to me that she was now pregnant and was

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<v Speaker 2>going to return to her own planet to raise the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, don't do it, dad, that's my baby. Jazz

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<v Speaker 2>singer Pamela Stonebrook says she stared shared steamy duets with

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<v Speaker 2>a reptile lover over a thirty six month period. She said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she said.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about like music load duets or like she's

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<v Speaker 3>talking about sucking it steamy duets.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's sucking it. But she's a singer, so they

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<v Speaker 2>probably added that for fun. Fun play. No, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>good date. You do at someone and you you play music.

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00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:49.559
<v Speaker 2>That's like, that's like a thing that all the kids

419
00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:51.119
<v Speaker 2>do on TikTok. They do it.

420
00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:53.200
<v Speaker 3>I do what I do at them, and then I

421
00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:57.279
<v Speaker 3>just go, oh damn react awesome video and I got

422
00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:58.000
<v Speaker 3>a million likes.

423
00:23:58.079 --> 00:24:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that so many times it's like what the fuck.

424
00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:02.359
<v Speaker 2>It's like, wow, that video should have got all that.

425
00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Stop stealing people. My reptilian video that I talked about

426
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:11.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking Beyonce shape Shifting got like four thousand views. But

427
00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:13.160
<v Speaker 2>one guy just had in the background he's like, look

428
00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:15.240
<v Speaker 2>look at it, and then he got a million fucking

429
00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:17.359
<v Speaker 2>likes on that ship just because he said, I explained

430
00:24:17.359 --> 00:24:19.720
<v Speaker 2>the whole narrative. No fucking way, and he said look

431
00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:22.559
<v Speaker 2>look and then you canna do it and you got no. No,

432
00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:24.160
<v Speaker 2>he did his own video, but it's just in the

433
00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:26.240
<v Speaker 2>background looked like shit and he was like, look, look

434
00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:28.480
<v Speaker 2>like a million views because it was instant. People have

435
00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:30.240
<v Speaker 2>fucking short tend of spans. They don't want to listen

436
00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.680
<v Speaker 2>to me talk about how the reptilian is possessed fucking celebrities.

437
00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:35.200
<v Speaker 2>While nobody really wants to listen to you talk either way,

438
00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:38.680
<v Speaker 2>they do because I had followers for some fucking reason

439
00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:41.480
<v Speaker 2>because he was fitting that whole fucking and they're like, god, damn,

440
00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:42.640
<v Speaker 2>you know what, enough.

441
00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:48.279
<v Speaker 3>Time slavery should come back, oh man, Just like apparently

442
00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:50.880
<v Speaker 3>are fans and actually, you know what? Actually to date,

443
00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:54.039
<v Speaker 3>can I can? I can? I cut our fan base

444
00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:54.519
<v Speaker 3>a little bit?

445
00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:57.279
<v Speaker 2>No, a little bit? Well, this is Billy's opinion, not

446
00:24:57.440 --> 00:24:59.880
<v Speaker 2>anyone else's on this spot. The better not mention this

447
00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:00.640
<v Speaker 2>South Mother.

448
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:04.759
<v Speaker 3>It was all good, hardened games, but there there's some

449
00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:07.039
<v Speaker 3>people that you all gotta cut loose.

450
00:25:08.039 --> 00:25:12.640
<v Speaker 2>That's all I'm gonna say. Just cut them loose. Okay, Okay,

451
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:16.720
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that she had. She had a steamy relationship

452
00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:20.160
<v Speaker 2>with a reptilian for for thirty six month period. She said,

453
00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:23.200
<v Speaker 2>my first sexual encounter with an alien was unlike any

454
00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 2>love making I've ever experienced before, because you're fat and

455
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:30.000
<v Speaker 2>love you. It was so intense and enjoyable, and without

456
00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:33.400
<v Speaker 2>wanting to get too graphic, he was so much larger

457
00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:34.519
<v Speaker 2>than most men.

458
00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:37.759
<v Speaker 3>He was like like like two inches bigger.

459
00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Thrilled Pam told h the sun, which is the Toronto.

460
00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:47.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming how she woke to find her six foot

461
00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:50.839
<v Speaker 2>alien making love to her looking like a Greek god,

462
00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:53.160
<v Speaker 2>which is what they do. This is uh, that's me.

463
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:56.000
<v Speaker 2>This is what reptilians do. Supposed to be in the

464
00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.400
<v Speaker 2>folklore and folklore whatever you you apology. Great gods all

465
00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:01.839
<v Speaker 2>have beards. Is they make you see, You make you

466
00:26:01.920 --> 00:26:04.519
<v Speaker 2>see things, They make you see. They can cast images

467
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:06.920
<v Speaker 2>in your mind. So they say that if women have

468
00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:10.880
<v Speaker 2>dreams about fucking a celebrity, it's most likely a reptilian

469
00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.759
<v Speaker 2>casting that image into their mind and making them believe

470
00:26:13.799 --> 00:26:15.000
<v Speaker 2>that they're having sex with an alien.

471
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:18.720
<v Speaker 3>So I mean, an alien has been casting Jennifer Anderson

472
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:19.319
<v Speaker 3>into your mind.

473
00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Which, yeah, well but I did I said that. I

474
00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:23.839
<v Speaker 2>think I said this before this podcast, that I had

475
00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:27.839
<v Speaker 2>a wet dream about Shanaia Twain and and yeah, and

476
00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:29.519
<v Speaker 2>I thought I was. I was like, I don't know,

477
00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:31.640
<v Speaker 2>fourteen fifteen. I was drunk, so I thought I pissed

478
00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:33.920
<v Speaker 2>the bed and then I was like kind of like,

479
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's not pissed. And then I realized

480
00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:36.960
<v Speaker 2>had a fucking.

481
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:40.359
<v Speaker 3>Wet dreamsction It's like it's wet, and like I do

482
00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:41.839
<v Speaker 3>that too, and every guy does it.

483
00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:44.559
<v Speaker 2>They grab it and they go, what does it smell like?

484
00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I put it on my story

485
00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:51.279
<v Speaker 2>or not, but it was that, what did you do

486
00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:52.359
<v Speaker 2>that and put it on your.

487
00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:57.759
<v Speaker 3>I just see what it smells like.

488
00:26:57.799 --> 00:26:59.039
<v Speaker 2>Together. There's a picture.

489
00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:01.640
<v Speaker 4>It's like a scene from uh Futurama, and it's like

490
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:04.839
<v Speaker 4>the guy holding up the tablet like Moses, and it's

491
00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:08.240
<v Speaker 4>like it has written on it. If you see a

492
00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:12.039
<v Speaker 4>toilet and in your in your dream, don't pee in it.

493
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they have this theory right that it's a

494
00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:17.119
<v Speaker 2>theory that that's what they're doing. So who knows, maybe

495
00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:19.799
<v Speaker 2>some reptilian woman took my fucking sperm when I had

496
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:21.839
<v Speaker 2>a dream about Shania Twain and I don't even like

497
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking country music and I don't like Shania Twain, so

498
00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:25.960
<v Speaker 2>it was just weird. And I remember she had a

499
00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:28.680
<v Speaker 2>very sexy body and it didn't look like old a

500
00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:30.839
<v Speaker 2>Shania twainn when she looks like an alice. It was

501
00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:35.079
<v Speaker 2>age rapidly, yeah, like very quickly. So they do this

502
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:38.079
<v Speaker 2>and that's why they say, supposedly, if if you're on

503
00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:40.480
<v Speaker 2>your deathbend, you're dying and you see Jesus or other

504
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:44.880
<v Speaker 2>entities like that, like like, uh, just figures that it's

505
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.359
<v Speaker 2>actually the reptilians coming to take your soul, because you

506
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:50.400
<v Speaker 2>should be met by people that you've already been with,

507
00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 2>like your grandfather or if your mother's dead or whatever.

508
00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:54.920
<v Speaker 2>They should be the ones that are coming to get you,

509
00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:57.400
<v Speaker 2>to bring you to the other side, so to speak.

510
00:27:57.400 --> 00:28:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Because Billy doesn't like believe it in psychic shit and

511
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>all that shite. Could you imagine being so dumb? All right?

512
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Human can tell your future episode. At first, I assumed

513
00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 2>it was an exceptionally lucid dream. She said the sex

514
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:19.839
<v Speaker 2>was very intense, and as I closed my eyes, I

515
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:22.000
<v Speaker 2>was over what it kind of worked.

516
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:24.839
<v Speaker 3>It's just kissed me, she he said, that's gay, And

517
00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:27.839
<v Speaker 3>then what you were saying versus that s gay kind

518
00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:28.599
<v Speaker 3>of like fit in down.

519
00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, So, but the sex was very intense. As

520
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I closed my eyes, I was overwhelmed by an uncomfortable

521
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:38.559
<v Speaker 2>but how comfortable I felt with this unknown being. The

522
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.720
<v Speaker 2>next time my eyes and he transformed into a reptilian

523
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>entity with scaly, snake like skin, and it was then

524
00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I realized I was making love to a shape shifting alien.

525
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Could you imagine like he goes back and it's just

526
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:55.839
<v Speaker 3>like a crocodiles, just.

527
00:28:55.799 --> 00:29:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Like bro duck humping. There is a guy that said

528
00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:04.720
<v Speaker 2>that give it to me. This dude in Louisiana said

529
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:06.799
<v Speaker 2>that he, uh, I'm gonna make a shoot about you

530
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:09.839
<v Speaker 2>an alligator. Well, David Ike talks about this story, and like,

531
00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:12.720
<v Speaker 2>obviously I love David, but you never know what you're

532
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:15.839
<v Speaker 2>real or not. But uh, this guy he said that,

533
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.119
<v Speaker 2>like talk to him in one of his conferences, said

534
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:20.400
<v Speaker 2>that he had an alligator as a pat in his

535
00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>backyard and he lived in Louisiana and one late night

536
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.759
<v Speaker 2>he used to keep a baseball bat beside his bedding case.

537
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:31.119
<v Speaker 2>The crocodile turned on him. Yeah, he said that he

538
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>saw it fucking shape shift into a humanlike stare through

539
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:38.440
<v Speaker 2>his stare through his fucking sliding door at him, and

540
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:40.079
<v Speaker 2>he's like holding the bat in bed.

541
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:44.519
<v Speaker 3>I think this is gonna work. But also there's shift

542
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:48.720
<v Speaker 3>but like my my Louisiana slugger is going to do this.

543
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Is I love David. I think he makes good points

544
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:52.599
<v Speaker 2>about a lot of stuff, and I do have a

545
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:55.599
<v Speaker 2>belief in the reptilians and and all that ship. But

546
00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:57.279
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, there's a lot of stories he tells

547
00:29:57.279 --> 00:29:59.000
<v Speaker 2>that it's like, oh, did that happen? Because he said

548
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 2>a woman talked to him and said she had this

549
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.480
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend that was kind of aggressive, and uh, you know,

550
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:08.160
<v Speaker 2>they had fights all the time. And then she moved

551
00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:10.119
<v Speaker 2>in this new place and she started reading David Ike's

552
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:12.119
<v Speaker 2>book and they were kind of off and on again.

553
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.039
<v Speaker 2>And then he came over and saw that she had

554
00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:16.119
<v Speaker 2>a David Ike book and he freaked out and she

555
00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:18.519
<v Speaker 2>saw his eyes shift and then he she was as

556
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 2>he was grabbing on to her and started out, bulls,

557
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling such truth. Are scared. Literally, Yeah, isn't that funny?

558
00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:30.079
<v Speaker 2>Yause why would they give a ship? They don't care.

559
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you're just some fucking bullshit. This other story

560
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:35.799
<v Speaker 2>of this woman that came down there's like, uh, David

561
00:30:35.839 --> 00:30:37.559
<v Speaker 2>Ike didn't tell this is from like dan Akroy or

562
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:39.799
<v Speaker 2>something like that, because he's it's super the alien ship.

563
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:42.519
<v Speaker 2>Some woman like she like kept having these experiences of

564
00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:45.039
<v Speaker 2>thinking she sees grays and stuff like that. And then

565
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.119
<v Speaker 2>she came downstairs and they were all going through her bookshelf,

566
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:50.039
<v Speaker 2>like looking at what she was reading to observe what

567
00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:51.799
<v Speaker 2>the fuck was going on, and she like scared the

568
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:53.759
<v Speaker 2>chaon where they kind of turned and looked at her

569
00:30:54.559 --> 00:31:03.079
<v Speaker 2>disciplinary what is this ship of the sorry Harry Harry

570
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Potter and like reading it like, Oh, this guy's crazy,

571
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.519
<v Speaker 2>this must be real. Fifty shades of Gray. This might

572
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:13.119
<v Speaker 2>be a book about Yeah.

573
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:16.759
<v Speaker 3>You're back, you come downstairs, just like the fucking four

574
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 3>reptilian dudes like jerking off to fifty Shades of Gray.

575
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:26.440
<v Speaker 2>They're all reading it together. I love that joke. That's hilarious.

576
00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Meng zang Yao a lagger in China and hell in China. Hell,

577
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought that. I thought that was an

578
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:40.839
<v Speaker 2>English name. Held what I said? What kind of logger

579
00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:43.599
<v Speaker 2>do they make in China? A skinny one? I don't know,

580
00:31:43.720 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 2>but like a beer a logger? Oh both. I loved

581
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:54.319
<v Speaker 2>it good. So he was hard at work at the

582
00:31:54.440 --> 00:31:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Red Flag logging camp in nineteen einety four when he

583
00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:03.240
<v Speaker 2>spied a mysterious metallic shimmering on nearby mount side. He

584
00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:07.839
<v Speaker 2>suspected that it was a drowned helicopter, which I don't know,

585
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:11.200
<v Speaker 2>a down helicopter. Drowned helicopter. Oh, you're not allowed to

586
00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:12.880
<v Speaker 2>You're not allowed to make clagger.

587
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:17.039
<v Speaker 3>In China, you lose focus.

588
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:24.039
<v Speaker 2>Stupid. He set out to investigate, hoping to collect some

589
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:26.400
<v Speaker 2>scrap metal. For some reason. This dude needs scrap metal

590
00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:29.480
<v Speaker 2>for something. He's like, I got the building strapped my

591
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 2>robot woman, so I have a sexy time.

592
00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:39.759
<v Speaker 3>He's given us a scrapyard, dude, dollar man. My stepdad's

593
00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:42.480
<v Speaker 3>making like just collecting scrap because he just retired and

594
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:44.279
<v Speaker 3>he's just collecting scrap around.

595
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:49.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah off what off work, retired off his shoulder injury.

596
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 3>And my stepdad, not my dad, push, my stepdading keeps

597
00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:00.559
<v Speaker 3>collecting scrap metal and it's fucking like bringing in like

598
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:01.880
<v Speaker 3>eight nine hundred bucks a month.

599
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why it's going around.

600
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:04.640
<v Speaker 7>Ship.

601
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.039
<v Speaker 3>He was like, He's like, I worked for like maybe

602
00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:09.920
<v Speaker 3>like thirty minutes a day every every Friday.

603
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't we go up to the houses and we rip

604
00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:14.519
<v Speaker 2>out the copper wire from their fucking siding? Yeah no, Ship.

605
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Those guys like they got a good idea that it's

606
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:19.839
<v Speaker 3>super mean to dude people you make money.

607
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it. So but when he came near the wreckage,

608
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>something hit him in the head. He was Billy's dick.

609
00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:31.839
<v Speaker 2>Praise is no recommendation billy, I.

610
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:35.640
<v Speaker 3>Know, but is left Okay when he was just gonna

611
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:38.839
<v Speaker 3>talk about dick all the time. Yeah, fucking probably he

612
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:42.119
<v Speaker 3>agreed gained something all the time.

613
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:49.559
<v Speaker 2>It's over, sad Jesus over, It's done. No more. Gay,

614
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Can we get a whole month for the veterans that

615
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.440
<v Speaker 2>risk their life to fucking keep the freedom in a

616
00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:57.440
<v Speaker 2>country that's now be taken away. No, because they're dead,

617
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:05.079
<v Speaker 2>not at all. The guys we shouldn't really, Uh, we

618
00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:07.559
<v Speaker 2>should celebrate that they did give their life for absolutely

619
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:10.039
<v Speaker 2>no reason. But yeah, the people that went to Vietnam,

620
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.119
<v Speaker 2>that was fucking stupid. You just killed a bunch of

621
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:19.800
<v Speaker 2>no reason. You wouldn't be a communist country that there's there.

622
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:24.679
<v Speaker 2>They bombed their own soldiers with fucking ancient orange. They

623
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:27.239
<v Speaker 2>had no reason to go in there because obviously the

624
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Via con done what they want. They could have destroyed

625
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:34.039
<v Speaker 2>the fucking North they obviously won. So there's the fucking

626
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:37.840
<v Speaker 2>is so well because we fought back, yeah, the North one,

627
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:42.480
<v Speaker 2>So death to the West when we were gaining. When

628
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:46.559
<v Speaker 2>he gained consciousness, he initially confused who was confused and

629
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:49.719
<v Speaker 2>unable to communicate. He also developed an irrational fear of

630
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.599
<v Speaker 2>iron which is like a weird thing. I don't like

631
00:34:53.679 --> 00:35:00.320
<v Speaker 2>iron anymore. Not not not orange for me, because about

632
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:02.119
<v Speaker 2>like just like normal sheet metal or something like that.

633
00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:04.199
<v Speaker 3>It's not iron or I thought you meant like iron

634
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:05.119
<v Speaker 3>in your body.

635
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Like iron, like metal. Later at home, when he was

636
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:15.920
<v Speaker 2>in bed, meg awoke to find her ironing. It's like

637
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 2>all me shirts are wrinkled. Later at home, when he

638
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.679
<v Speaker 2>was in bed, mang awoke to find himself levitating, an

639
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.360
<v Speaker 2>alien woman appeared. She was ten feet tall, with twelve

640
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:28.639
<v Speaker 2>fingers and braided long hair. She straddled him and they

641
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:31.840
<v Speaker 2>had sex for forty minutes while floating in the air.

642
00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:36.159
<v Speaker 2>That sounds awesome, It kind of does. That's how everybody

643
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.360
<v Speaker 2>thought this, That's how I feel, and I have sex

644
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:44.119
<v Speaker 2>after too much drinks drink? Is he saying shwing or

645
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>drinks shwing? You never seen Wayne's World? You never seen

646
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Wayne's room. Wayne's World is fucking hilarious. The white people

647
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:56.719
<v Speaker 2>moved looks like you would still you would. It does

648
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:58.920
<v Speaker 2>look like Garth. Oh my god, wait, have I seen it?

649
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.639
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I watched it on V It's funny, Yeah, probably,

650
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.280
<v Speaker 2>it's probably it's it's a funny ass fucking movie. I

651
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:06.639
<v Speaker 2>think you would still like it. But when they see women,

652
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:09.079
<v Speaker 2>which is kind of sexy, they like SHOs, they thrust

653
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:12.159
<v Speaker 2>their hips shwing swing. So that clip is from when

654
00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:14.320
<v Speaker 2>he's like at the bar and all these girls keep

655
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:16.760
<v Speaker 2>passing and he's having a full on Conversation's like you

656
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:18.440
<v Speaker 2>know so my mom said, like I got yeah, the

657
00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 2>shwing and then I went down the bar and the

658
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:26.079
<v Speaker 2>swing swing and he's like he's doing it. I fucking

659
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:32.119
<v Speaker 2>love that movie. Gotta About a month later, Mang woke

660
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:36.199
<v Speaker 2>up found himself levitating again. This time he was floating

661
00:36:36.280 --> 00:36:41.199
<v Speaker 2>through his ceiling into a waiting spaceship hovering overhead over

662
00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:44.639
<v Speaker 2>his dickhead like over over over, Okay, he was gonna,

663
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:52.840
<v Speaker 2>which is claim they canthing. No they they they yeah,

664
00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:55.760
<v Speaker 2>we're living a halo reality.

665
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:58.320
<v Speaker 3>I thought the spaceship was in his bedroom, Like that's

666
00:36:58.360 --> 00:36:59.320
<v Speaker 3>that's trespassing.

667
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:03.320
<v Speaker 2>So in an with Huffington Post, he said he spoke

668
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:08.159
<v Speaker 2>to aliens within. They said in Chinese but with a

669
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:11.400
<v Speaker 2>heavy accent, so it was hard for me to understand

670
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:15.119
<v Speaker 2>at first Chinese accent or a Chinese accent, like I

671
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 2>said it in Chinese but with a heavy accent, And

672
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:22.039
<v Speaker 2>so they just weren't pronouncing it right. They were kind

673
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:26.159
<v Speaker 2>of very shittily at it, and it's hard for me

674
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:29.960
<v Speaker 2>to understand at first, but they were refugees like me.

675
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:33.199
<v Speaker 2>They wanted to escape from their former lives, so they

676
00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.599
<v Speaker 2>left their dying home. That fucking weird. That is weird.

677
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.480
<v Speaker 2>He asked to see the woman whom he had sex with,

678
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:43.960
<v Speaker 2>and they told me, and he was told it was impossible. However,

679
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:46.880
<v Speaker 2>the aliens told him, in sixty years, on a distant planet,

680
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:50.519
<v Speaker 2>the son of a Chinese peasant will be born, and

681
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:53.880
<v Speaker 2>his name was Gang is gone. I'm just joking that.

682
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:57.320
<v Speaker 2>They also told him that he would see his child

683
00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:01.239
<v Speaker 2>one day, but they didn't give him any details. Man

684
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:04.199
<v Speaker 2>gain a tory as the first Chinese person to have

685
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:06.760
<v Speaker 2>sex with an alien. BEng Gang attorney. He was in

686
00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:08.679
<v Speaker 2>the against world record. He was the first Chinese man

687
00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:09.320
<v Speaker 2>a fucking alien.

688
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay to get in againness books too. You

689
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:16.239
<v Speaker 3>need that auditor guy there so you watch it. He's like, yep,

690
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:19.960
<v Speaker 3>that that's insertion. Yep, that that that classifies us.

691
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

692
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:22.639
<v Speaker 3>I have not seen this before. I'm pretty sure no

693
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:24.559
<v Speaker 3>one has heard the books.

694
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Although his count has garnered a mixed reaction from general public.

695
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:33.920
<v Speaker 2>The Chinese ufoologist uphologists, I hate that word community. In

696
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:37.920
<v Speaker 2>the end, a university professor offered him a job maintaining

697
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:41.239
<v Speaker 2>a boiler in Harbin, and his story is still frequently

698
00:38:41.239 --> 00:38:44.039
<v Speaker 2>brought up whenever a UFO was spotted. They're like, hey,

699
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:45.519
<v Speaker 2>mag is.

700
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:51.199
<v Speaker 3>That your members when there weren't so many Mexicans.

701
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Mam Bee and you got addicted by any means, Mambe Mom.

702
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Gabrielle vers Akati versus Kiki, whatever the fuck her name is,

703
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.039
<v Speaker 2>was a port to have been abducted for sex after

704
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:10.920
<v Speaker 2>her car broke down. It's a claim her claim that

705
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:13.559
<v Speaker 2>a robot like creature suddenly appeared out of nowhere to

706
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:16.440
<v Speaker 2>sweep her away to a spaceship where they may love.

707
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Researchers reportedly found she was an upstanding member of her

708
00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:23.559
<v Speaker 2>community and had no reason to lie about the incident.

709
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Nobody had any reason to lie about anything. They just do.

710
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that.

711
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:37.679
<v Speaker 3>Or so fucking mediocrely mediocrely that's got to be a word.

712
00:39:37.719 --> 00:39:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's got to be a word? Probably? Probably,

713
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:46.320
<v Speaker 2>she probably could be. Probably, well, we can I think

714
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:47.800
<v Speaker 2>of in this day and age, we should be able

715
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:51.199
<v Speaker 2>to make up whatever words we fit right to to

716
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:53.639
<v Speaker 2>express our narratives, since they have so many words for.

717
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Society to identify as mediocrely being a word.

718
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Identify as a vaccinated person. But I'm not. Oh my

719
00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:07.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking god, I've been telling everybody whatever, it's okay. I

720
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:09.400
<v Speaker 2>can't fucking prove it. Show me your papers.

721
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:12.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm literally at work going like going into people's homes, like,

722
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:14.400
<v Speaker 3>don't worry, I'm fully boxing there.

723
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I hope don't die soon. Alex, you got you got

724
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:24.840
<v Speaker 2>two years? Michael, we edit that. Nobody needs to know that.

725
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:27.920
<v Speaker 2>According to Michael B. Jordan's Michael Yeaton, the fucking former

726
00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:30.679
<v Speaker 2>head of Fixer, literally said that people have like two

727
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:32.800
<v Speaker 2>to three years. He left Pfizer when they started rolling

728
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:35.519
<v Speaker 2>out the vaccines. Good thing I didn't get Pfizer. I

729
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:41.760
<v Speaker 2>kind of kinderna has worse side effects.

730
00:40:41.079 --> 00:40:43.119
<v Speaker 3>Like what I kind of almost just want to get

731
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:44.320
<v Speaker 3>it because I don't want to live any.

732
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.519
<v Speaker 2>Clots are caused by majournal. There's a bunch of those

733
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:47.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking Alka Seltz.

734
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Thanks thanks for your support, guys, would you say not

735
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:54.760
<v Speaker 3>that you carry on came out?

736
00:40:57.239 --> 00:40:59.039
<v Speaker 2>I am actually white, not Mexican.

737
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:03.840
<v Speaker 3>You'll hear it when you probably it was sad.

738
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Can you tell us again? No? Please, no, you can

739
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.880
<v Speaker 2>replay it. In nineteen eighty eight, Australian Peter Cooury alleged

740
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:14.400
<v Speaker 2>to that he was lying in his bed when he

741
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:18.239
<v Speaker 2>suddenly found himself paralyzed and surrounded by strange alien beings.

742
00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.880
<v Speaker 2>One of these beings was a tall, thin, golden figure

743
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:27.159
<v Speaker 2>of his finger, that old finger, it's like et golden

744
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:31.559
<v Speaker 2>figure with large black eyes inserted a need to into

745
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:35.000
<v Speaker 2>the side of his head. Is he like spray painted? Yeah?

746
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Like fucking uh, oh my god, fuck fucking selo green? Yeah?

747
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:43.119
<v Speaker 2>What if aliens game Cambridge started doing that? And I

748
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:47.199
<v Speaker 2>don't I don't know whether that's have you helped out? Okay?

749
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:52.639
<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe totally wait the advanced technology.

750
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:56.039
<v Speaker 2>Because of an alien? Maybe baby? Maybe baby? All right,

751
00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:59.599
<v Speaker 2>so and then he blacked out. When he were grained consciousness,

752
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:02.880
<v Speaker 2>he was rushed into a room to find his family

753
00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:07.880
<v Speaker 2>had been switched off, almost like paused in time watching.

754
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:11.159
<v Speaker 3>So I'd move everybody, put all their fingers up their nose.

755
00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:13.239
<v Speaker 3>I'd bend someone over and put their own finger inside.

756
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Well no yet, and just be like, well, I love that,

757
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:20.440
<v Speaker 2>like in uh Met in Black when he like goes

758
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:22.079
<v Speaker 2>through the house and there's like they go in that

759
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:23.960
<v Speaker 2>room and it like opens up and there's all these

760
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:25.920
<v Speaker 2>guns and shit, do you remember that? And then you

761
00:42:26.119 --> 00:42:28.480
<v Speaker 2>like flashed them. He's like, treat her better. You need

762
00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:30.039
<v Speaker 2>to go to the store and get your wife some

763
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.880
<v Speaker 2>lovely flowers. Kids stop being dicks pretty much like that

764
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>seems fucking funny. It's like you didn't see fucking shit

765
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:39.239
<v Speaker 2>when they when they woke and when he woke, they

766
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:42.199
<v Speaker 2>believed that there was only ten minutes. So when the

767
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:44.880
<v Speaker 2>family woke up, they believe that only ten minutes had passed.

768
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:47.960
<v Speaker 2>It was actually several hours, and Peter had a head

769
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:51.320
<v Speaker 2>injury for years later. Peter dropped his wife at the

770
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:53.559
<v Speaker 2>train station in the early morning and went back home,

771
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:58.159
<v Speaker 2>feeling tired and ill. After dozing off, he startled to

772
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:03.920
<v Speaker 2>find two bizarre looking naked women in his bed. Are

773
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:04.800
<v Speaker 2>they gross looking?

774
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:12.239
<v Speaker 3>What he meant, like weird like gross almost super long,

775
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:15.199
<v Speaker 3>like obviously this weird looking not human, Like.

776
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Why is your calf longer than your Torso?

777
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't like long long just like it's just like, yeah,

778
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.599
<v Speaker 3>it's like you're lying in the bed, Like, your torsa

779
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:29.039
<v Speaker 3>is fine, your face is fine, your arms are like lady,

780
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:30.559
<v Speaker 3>my tree or whatever.

781
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I could never box you. You're reaching crazy. Yeah, fucking

782
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 2>the chick from I don't know she tall lady, big

783
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:43.920
<v Speaker 2>big boo. Funny how that. And I've been I've been

784
00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:45.480
<v Speaker 2>just starting the game, but I want to I want

785
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:46.719
<v Speaker 2>to wait till I'm in the new place. I can

786
00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:48.559
<v Speaker 2>play on the big screen. Because I'm playing in like

787
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:50.599
<v Speaker 2>here and there at Chelsea's mom's house and a little

788
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:52.480
<v Speaker 2>TV there have in the room or we're staying while

789
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.639
<v Speaker 2>the new house is getting set up. I was playing

790
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:56.119
<v Speaker 2>it and I was like, oh, I get why they

791
00:43:56.159 --> 00:43:57.960
<v Speaker 2>made so much porn and ship about this. She's like

792
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.480
<v Speaker 2>this big lady and they literally show a cleavage coming

793
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.920
<v Speaker 2>down at you and you're like, oh yeah, I like

794
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:08.119
<v Speaker 2>there's that one. There's that one very famous YouTuber that,

795
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:10.280
<v Speaker 2>like you probably know. If I can't remember his name

796
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:12.599
<v Speaker 2>matter or something, I mean, I'm mad, but he's like

797
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:15.679
<v Speaker 2>famous ius like millions of subscribers. Oh yeah, that narrows

798
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:18.320
<v Speaker 2>it down. I fuck. He's like and he plays video

799
00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:20.559
<v Speaker 2>games and this does the walk through. That still narrows

800
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:23.199
<v Speaker 2>it down. I can't remember his fucking name, and uh,

801
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:25.360
<v Speaker 2>he was playing the walk through it all the comments.

802
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:28.519
<v Speaker 2>I love his face. Every time Lady Demitris walks into

803
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:31.679
<v Speaker 2>the room, He's like, oh, here comes Lady Demitrius.

804
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:36.840
<v Speaker 4>Was that meme For the longest time, I was like,

805
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:40.239
<v Speaker 4>resident evil. I don't know if I should be horny

806
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:42.039
<v Speaker 4>or scared anymore.

807
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on. So then, yeah, it's

808
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.960
<v Speaker 2>all these naked, weird ladies in his bed. Strange ladies.

809
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:52.239
<v Speaker 2>One woman had a Nordic appearance, with light skin and

810
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.880
<v Speaker 2>elongated face, with a sharp chin, blue eyes that appeared

811
00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>about three or to two to three times bigger than

812
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:01.760
<v Speaker 2>a human. No, oh, she got that, she got that

813
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:02.400
<v Speaker 2>jew nose.

814
00:45:03.559 --> 00:45:07.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we can say that that's okay.

815
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:14.000
<v Speaker 2>But nothing, Billy says, chill. Yeah, I guess I should

816
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:16.920
<v Speaker 2>have bleed myself after that. Really, Oh, we gotta bleep.

817
00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't, but god, I want to start sucking. Was

818
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:25.320
<v Speaker 2>that the green button? All right? Sun up? Though? Actually

819
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:29.760
<v Speaker 2>that's kind of you, stupid ass. That was what I

820
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:32.239
<v Speaker 2>was gonna do. I don't want to do it anymore.

821
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Black man always faster, you can running, motherfuckers.

822
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:41.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, for for some of the listeners that enjoy us.

823
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I literally had a comment onon the YouTube episodes, and

824
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.320
<v Speaker 2>this chick was like, I got hooked as soon as

825
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.519
<v Speaker 2>I heard you guys say the word fuck more than once.

826
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:53.039
<v Speaker 2>That's the thing. So and then you know, uh, there's

827
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.159
<v Speaker 2>this weird lady. You big nose and she got sharp

828
00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:58.599
<v Speaker 2>chain and blue eyes, kind of nose, a long Jewish nose.

829
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:04.599
<v Speaker 2>It was almost good timing. The other alien looked like

830
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:08.320
<v Speaker 2>an Asian with dark skin, some sort of Asian with

831
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:14.440
<v Speaker 2>a dark skin, Filipino Alex page boy haircut and jet

832
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.280
<v Speaker 2>black eyes. What the fuck is a page boy haircut?

833
00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:22.519
<v Speaker 3>It's Alex's haircut, Like, no, it's that's a page boy.

834
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:24.880
<v Speaker 2>What is a page boy haircut? A page Boy's got

835
00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:27.079
<v Speaker 2>to be like a cowboy. It's gotta be like, you

836
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:30.079
<v Speaker 2>know what, Look what I can do his haircut, I

837
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:34.599
<v Speaker 2>can do fucking Stewart. Oh looks like fucking Wolfgang fin.

838
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:39.199
<v Speaker 3>There's nothing wrong with that.

839
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:41.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like Stuart's haircut. But I said, I said it

840
00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:46.280
<v Speaker 2>was alexis that's what my hair looks, curly, black, pretty.

841
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:50.440
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty close to the same thing. Declassified school, So

842
00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:55.320
<v Speaker 2>that kid looks rough now, coconuts. Declassified School survival.

843
00:46:55.000 --> 00:47:01.599
<v Speaker 4>Guy Coconut Heads, a declassified sect Alien sexual Encounters.

844
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:05.639
<v Speaker 2>The Nordic woman, who was six feet tall, was very

845
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:08.960
<v Speaker 2>strong and suddenly grabbed Peter's head and forced it between

846
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:14.280
<v Speaker 2>her titties. Oh she's like fucking more. I definitely need

847
00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:22.400
<v Speaker 2>to bounce Nixon. O. You guys watched too many cards,

848
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:26.960
<v Speaker 2>so he like he tried successfully to pull away. I

849
00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:29.480
<v Speaker 2>used to, but I'm fucking thirty almost, so I just

850
00:47:29.920 --> 00:47:37.079
<v Speaker 2>I gretivated. I'm dirty. You'll get away from it. You

851
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:39.559
<v Speaker 2>know what show? Uh, you would probably guys like, And

852
00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.000
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of weird, scary, kind of like drip fed ship.

853
00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Is that know? Is that show Sweet Tooth about the

854
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.119
<v Speaker 2>fucking hybrid kids. It's the new show on Netflix. I

855
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:51.360
<v Speaker 2>actually really am enjoying it. But it's fucking like.

856
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.760
<v Speaker 3>You're talking about alien hybrid hitser, you're talking about something.

857
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Like Carmel No, like Carmeras, like the they take like

858
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:01.519
<v Speaker 2>a pig into mix it with a human, which they're

859
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:04.519
<v Speaker 2>doing right now in China, the DNA. So the show

860
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:07.440
<v Speaker 2>is about how a disease comes in. There's this disease

861
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:10.440
<v Speaker 2>that takes over and makes people sick, and then these

862
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:12.880
<v Speaker 2>kids are born because of this disease, and they're like

863
00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:15.719
<v Speaker 2>hybrid kids where they're like half human half pig or

864
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:16.599
<v Speaker 2>half human half.

865
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:20.519
<v Speaker 3>Do that'd be hilarious. Maybe BoJack Horseman's like a reality show.

866
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:24.960
<v Speaker 2>And then underground, this underground bitch is making vaccines you

867
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.760
<v Speaker 2>have to take every fucking six months to make sure

868
00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:28.760
<v Speaker 2>you don't get fucking sick. And then it becomes hees

869
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:31.440
<v Speaker 2>ticket like every month. It's I'm enjoying the show so

870
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:33.960
<v Speaker 2>far because it's funny because he meets with this big

871
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.320
<v Speaker 2>black guy and he calls him sweet tooth a little

872
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:38.480
<v Speaker 2>boy because he likes chocolate, and then he calls a

873
00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:40.639
<v Speaker 2>black guy big man. He's like, hey, big man, Hey,

874
00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:42.440
<v Speaker 2>big man. It's a good show though it's Yeah, I

875
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:43.320
<v Speaker 2>think you guys would like it.

876
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:47.079
<v Speaker 4>That kind of sounds like. There's this cartoonist to watch

877
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:48.440
<v Speaker 4>as a kid. It's called Splice.

878
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:51.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember that. I remember. There's remember there's animorrifica

879
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:56.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking books animal Animal. It's a weird cover of the

880
00:48:57.000 --> 00:49:01.239
<v Speaker 2>boy turning into a bilted. It like shows him turning

881
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:11.599
<v Speaker 2>into it. Actually than that awkwardsine Hunger for that movie's hilarious. Anyway.

882
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:13.840
<v Speaker 2>One more thing, when they win the movie where they

883
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:15.719
<v Speaker 2>took him to that thing and he can't stop working

884
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:20.000
<v Speaker 2>out bigger and bigger. You never seen the movie where

885
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>they strapped into that robot thing and it keeps moving

886
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and he has to keep working out, and it's like,

887
00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:27.880
<v Speaker 2>it's fucking hilarious. So she put his head between her

888
00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:31.559
<v Speaker 2>t tees and he tried to unsuccessfully pull away and shot.

889
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Peter bit down on her nipple. Part of it came

890
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:38.719
<v Speaker 2>off in his mouth and he fucking swallowed it. The

891
00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:42.119
<v Speaker 2>woman was confused by this development and seemed to indicate

892
00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:45.719
<v Speaker 2>wordlessly to the other women that have somehow gone a miss.

893
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:49.519
<v Speaker 2>That's where she gets this game for nipples. And then

894
00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Peter had a coughing fit and the woman vanished, where

895
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:57.239
<v Speaker 2>upon he felt an omer overwhelming urged peepe, I got

896
00:49:57.239 --> 00:50:00.079
<v Speaker 2>a piss, that's what happens on you. That's gross? How

897
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:07.559
<v Speaker 2>did you say it that way? Pepe? Wrong? Peep? Okay?

898
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, Alex has got a soft spot with this.

899
00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:14.760
<v Speaker 2>We know he told us last time, did he? Yeah?

900
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:17.079
<v Speaker 2>Peter found it difficult.

901
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Peter found it difficult.

902
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:24.079
<v Speaker 2>To urinate and discovered that there was that there was

903
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:28.760
<v Speaker 2>a fine blonde hair wrapped around his foreskin. One fine

904
00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:32.760
<v Speaker 2>blonde hair wrapped around his foreskin. That's what happens. When

905
00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:36.679
<v Speaker 2>that's disgusting. You bang abroad with more than three inches

906
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:40.519
<v Speaker 2>of hair, it happens, right, I get that Miley Cyrus pussy,

907
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.800
<v Speaker 2>she got no hair, she got a little boy boy haircut.

908
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:48.039
<v Speaker 2>I thought you was talking about pussy hair. Yeah, probably

909
00:50:48.960 --> 00:50:51.840
<v Speaker 2>she was. She was like Swedish or whatever.

910
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:56.880
<v Speaker 3>So I mean, let your hair go, arm pit, arms, legs.

911
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:01.199
<v Speaker 3>That was the word means asshole. Yes, give it some hair,

912
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:03.679
<v Speaker 3>which definition, look it up.

913
00:51:03.719 --> 00:51:05.840
<v Speaker 2>He took the hair off of his foreskin and he

914
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.679
<v Speaker 2>placed it into a plastic baggy uf all just build.

915
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Chalker claimed to have analyzed the hair type concluded that

916
00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:16.760
<v Speaker 2>it was from a rare Chinese Mongolo type, one of

917
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>the rarest and human lineages known that lies further from

918
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:25.440
<v Speaker 2>the human mainstream then and other accepted than African pigmies

919
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:26.639
<v Speaker 2>and Aboriginal for sure.

920
00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:29.559
<v Speaker 3>But they got they got the DNA on file, so

921
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:32.559
<v Speaker 3>they can definitely match that for sure, right, Yeah, probably

922
00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:35.079
<v Speaker 3>they're just like, yeah, we got this, like one zero

923
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:36.760
<v Speaker 3>zero zero point one.

924
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:41.679
<v Speaker 4>They find frozen bitches, Yeah, like that one chicken. I

925
00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 4>think America ice age marrow or something.

926
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:47.760
<v Speaker 2>They can do ship, crazy ship. I think this is

927
00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:53.719
<v Speaker 2>a t rex hair? Oh feather father, could you imagine

928
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:58.400
<v Speaker 2>t rexes were hairy? They are no t rexes, yes,

929
00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:02.719
<v Speaker 2>the yeah, the well, no, no, they're not. The idea

930
00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:05.119
<v Speaker 2>of the dinosaurs that we think we have might be

931
00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:08.119
<v Speaker 2>completely flawed because they're reverted to like bird like creatures,

932
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:12.559
<v Speaker 2>and that's where birds are descendants from dinosaurs. People now

933
00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:15.039
<v Speaker 2>believe that dinosaurs had feathers. I don't believe that. And

934
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.159
<v Speaker 2>then there's still things like komodo dragons fucking like terodactyls maybe,

935
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:23.519
<v Speaker 2>but not like t rexes. That's what I heard. What well, actually,

936
00:52:23.559 --> 00:52:29.800
<v Speaker 2>what was it? Chickens are the closest descendants to uh, velociraptors. Yeah,

937
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.039
<v Speaker 2>isn't that right? Or no to the rex. Used to

938
00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:36.039
<v Speaker 2>have no horror movies about fucking velociraptors. There's one horror movies. No,

939
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:39.880
<v Speaker 2>no horror movies. I think there was one called uh,

940
00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:42.599
<v Speaker 2>it's called raptors and these fucking things like eight everybody,

941
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:44.559
<v Speaker 2>I watched it. My babysitter showed to us at eight

942
00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:47.880
<v Speaker 2>years old for some strange reason. But the same yeah,

943
00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:50.679
<v Speaker 2>the same fucking babysitter that showed us fucking uh Rockier

944
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:51.199
<v Speaker 2>picture show.

945
00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:54.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's what it is, so no, okay, so you're

946
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:59.199
<v Speaker 3>half right. Paleontologists think feathers may have evolved to keep

947
00:52:59.239 --> 00:53:02.480
<v Speaker 3>dinosaurs warm, but only while they were young and adult.

948
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:05.199
<v Speaker 3>T Rex doesn't need the feathers, but a baby does

949
00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:10.199
<v Speaker 3>to keep them more interesting. I get him.

950
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:12.000
<v Speaker 2>In a fun fact, I just did a quick google

951
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:20.159
<v Speaker 2>starting at age six, painter David Huggins from Hoboken, New Jersey, Holeboken.

952
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Is that true? Yeah? Facts? What he was the inventor

953
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:36.639
<v Speaker 2>of Huggies, Huggins Huggins Huggies, call them Huggies. My fucking

954
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:39.480
<v Speaker 2>boss's name, Scott Huggins. And then it turned to hugs

955
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:42.840
<v Speaker 2>and then people got very confused. So reported uh he

956
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:48.440
<v Speaker 2>reported uh. David Huggins reported being abducted many times a lunatic. Well,

957
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:52.239
<v Speaker 2>when he told his parents about his encounters once too often,

958
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:56.880
<v Speaker 2>he got a whipping. His dad beat the ship. That

959
00:53:56.920 --> 00:54:01.280
<v Speaker 2>seems like a good man out aliens fuck was like

960
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:05.000
<v Speaker 2>knocking him out. Jesus, do not beat your kids unless

961
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:11.119
<v Speaker 2>they they deserve it. That's why I said, warranted it. Yeah,

962
00:54:11.559 --> 00:54:15.880
<v Speaker 2>so king like idiots. Yeah, maybe Generation Z wouldn't be

963
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:19.159
<v Speaker 2>such pussies if their dads beat them when they spoke

964
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:23.679
<v Speaker 2>out a line, just pussis with three z's. At seventeen,

965
00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.480
<v Speaker 2>he allegedly lost his virginity to an alien human hybrid

966
00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:28.360
<v Speaker 2>named Crescent.

967
00:54:28.519 --> 00:54:30.760
<v Speaker 3>That's because he's lonely and he just wanted to tell

968
00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:32.320
<v Speaker 3>his friends that I lost my.

969
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:37.519
<v Speaker 2>Virginity to an alien hybrid named Cinnamon. That's true. Mine

970
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:42.920
<v Speaker 2>was named Shelby. Do you like a Mustang? Had a

971
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.880
<v Speaker 2>really nice body but a fucked up attitude? Tell us more,

972
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:48.679
<v Speaker 2>is that the chick that you fucking? Uh?

973
00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:51.599
<v Speaker 3>That was actually who I lost virginity. That's the true story.

974
00:54:51.639 --> 00:54:53.559
<v Speaker 3>I wish he listened to this, that'd be funny.

975
00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I think I think I know who you're talking about

976
00:54:55.920 --> 00:54:57.760
<v Speaker 2>because it was at what when was the time of

977
00:54:57.800 --> 00:55:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Swiss La days? Yeah, I think I remember. And then

978
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:06.079
<v Speaker 2>who's that that bitch nigga you asked? I sucked a

979
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:09.079
<v Speaker 2>few horror whrrores. I'm not sure exactly.

980
00:55:09.639 --> 00:55:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Emma oh, Emma, oh no, that was my previous ex girlfriend.

981
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:19.360
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot in between of that. I know that's

982
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:23.159
<v Speaker 2>the one that I was like, you.

983
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:26.840
<v Speaker 3>Hear that, Emma Murphy piece of ship and Imma Murphy

984
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:27.440
<v Speaker 3>her last.

985
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:30.400
<v Speaker 2>The statutory time where we can say that you you.

986
00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, no, fuck her. I smashed her window.

987
00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Good.

988
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:38.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure we talked about that. Actually, this little

989
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:39.559
<v Speaker 2>piece of I went over.

990
00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:41.320
<v Speaker 3>I went over to a podcast for his house, and

991
00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:43.639
<v Speaker 3>I was bringing my skateboard and I was skateboarding and

992
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:44.559
<v Speaker 3>then yeah, sure ship.

993
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:46.800
<v Speaker 2>This is like a week after I found out she

994
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:47.519
<v Speaker 2>cheated on me.

995
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:51.119
<v Speaker 3>Is her cars parked in front of this random fucking

996
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:53.199
<v Speaker 3>house that I had no idea who whose it was.

997
00:55:53.360 --> 00:55:56.559
<v Speaker 2>I was like, fucked you. And I took my skateboard

998
00:55:56.559 --> 00:55:58.159
<v Speaker 2>and smashed the funk out of her window. And then

999
00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:01.719
<v Speaker 2>what happened? And then I carried on day. She messed

1000
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:03.760
<v Speaker 2>him like you fucking smashed my windows. Then I was

1001
00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:06.039
<v Speaker 2>like no, I didn't. And then she's like, oh really,

1002
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:08.599
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yeah, no, it wasn't me. Can

1003
00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:10.800
<v Speaker 2>this be put in a quart of life? I keep

1004
00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:13.800
<v Speaker 2>this in the episode. I don't care. He's a piece

1005
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:16.519
<v Speaker 2>of ship watcher trying to bring up old ship. So yeah,

1006
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:19.119
<v Speaker 2>this guy kept telling his parents and he fucked an alien.

1007
00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:21.519
<v Speaker 2>He got, He got a whippon and a quite a

1008
00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:25.920
<v Speaker 2>few after that. At seventeen, he allegedly lost virginity to

1009
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:29.960
<v Speaker 2>a crescent, and he was lonely. He was walking to

1010
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:34.199
<v Speaker 2>a lake in Georgia when he encountered the alien, who

1011
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:39.079
<v Speaker 2>appeared mostly human with some alien features. Get this, it

1012
00:56:39.239 --> 00:56:43.760
<v Speaker 2>was wearing a wig. Broke g ass alien bitch, you

1013
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:50.320
<v Speaker 2>know what? Yeah, I quick a human boy's coming. He's

1014
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:54.079
<v Speaker 2>wearing a wig. I can't. I didn't learn transformation yet.

1015
00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:55.960
<v Speaker 2>His fucking backwards. At first.

1016
00:56:56.599 --> 00:57:00.559
<v Speaker 7>She had large eyes and and a point did face.

1017
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:06.800
<v Speaker 7>She disrobed immediately stripped so as well.

1018
00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:08.559
<v Speaker 2>He was like, I might as well get naked too.

1019
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:11.960
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like that is this what we're doing. That's

1020
00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:13.039
<v Speaker 2>what Instagram influence.

1021
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:15.239
<v Speaker 4>The answers are going to turn into the turn into

1022
00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:18.119
<v Speaker 4>those fucking aliens that are just like, oh, a primitive male.

1023
00:57:18.920 --> 00:57:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I know, we subscribe to my only fanily I.

1024
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:25.679
<v Speaker 3>For only for only nine and ninety nine dollars a month,

1025
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:27.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll fart on your camera.

1026
00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Were people that are doing that? By the way, people

1027
00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:34.599
<v Speaker 2>are making money farting on camera in secret. They finally

1028
00:57:34.679 --> 00:57:35.519
<v Speaker 2>have the privacy they need.

1029
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:37.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's not privacy because I'm pretty sure the

1030
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:41.480
<v Speaker 3>people that get subscribed can see everyone that's subscribing to them.

1031
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm very sure you can see who's subscribing, well,

1032
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:45.840
<v Speaker 2>you know the content you're putting out.

1033
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:48.960
<v Speaker 3>But like for those people that I'm curious, Like what

1034
00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:52.079
<v Speaker 3>if you knew somebody, I'm gonna put it on only fans.

1035
00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:53.719
<v Speaker 3>I can pretend to be a girl and then sure

1036
00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:55.480
<v Speaker 3>ship a month and a half later, it's gonna be

1037
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:56.519
<v Speaker 3>like Alex, the last.

1038
00:57:56.400 --> 00:58:01.239
<v Speaker 4>I thought about doing that, hairy ass has fixed and

1039
00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:04.199
<v Speaker 4>shake it once I make a bunch of money and be.

1040
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, my peep, disgusting. So you played strip go fish.

1041
00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:12.519
<v Speaker 2>What a piece of game.

1042
00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:17.000
<v Speaker 4>Pie because the girls didn't know how to play poker,

1043
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:18.480
<v Speaker 4>and that's what ended up happening.

1044
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:22.840
<v Speaker 2>No fucking way, yep, straight up dude, right in the

1045
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:27.880
<v Speaker 2>kitchen what recently? No, no fucking way. Oh.

1046
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.199
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I can't look at that'shiousas story rape.

1047
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:31.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm just chucking kind of.

1048
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:34.159
<v Speaker 2>They're like nineteen at the time. It's fine strip gophy

1049
00:58:34.320 --> 00:58:39.119
<v Speaker 2>because I couldn't play poker. I was intrigued, all right.

1050
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:41.519
<v Speaker 2>So she she just robed the saniling just robe, he

1051
00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:44.480
<v Speaker 2>just robed. They had sex for the first time. He

1052
00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:47.159
<v Speaker 2>would later say, I just lay down on the ground

1053
00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:48.920
<v Speaker 2>and she got on top of me, and I had

1054
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:49.480
<v Speaker 2>no idea.

1055
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Why me?

1056
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. I was just horny. Over the years,

1057
00:58:54.119 --> 00:58:58.360
<v Speaker 2>he had fothered over fifty hybrid children with Crescent.

1058
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:02.079
<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait a minute, sorry, actually did okay fifties?

1059
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:04.639
<v Speaker 2>A little? Why are you pulling out? Sorry? I gotta

1060
00:59:04.840 --> 00:59:07.199
<v Speaker 2>I got a question. We were sorry. I needed to

1061
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:10.320
<v Speaker 2>go back. Hey, don't bring that up anyways. I gotta

1062
00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:10.679
<v Speaker 2>go back.

1063
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:12.519
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go back a minute. No, because you just

1064
00:59:12.559 --> 00:59:14.599
<v Speaker 3>don't know how to pull it. That's why everyone else

1065
00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:16.760
<v Speaker 3>has a problem. I haven't used econdom once.

1066
00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:20.480
<v Speaker 2>In my life. Billy has Aid's got a rea. I

1067
00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:21.199
<v Speaker 2>have nothing.

1068
00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:25.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm fucking safe because I don't hate sluts except for

1069
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:29.360
<v Speaker 3>like six. But like what I okay, more or less?

1070
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:32.199
<v Speaker 3>My point right now was you said you were playing

1071
00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:35.199
<v Speaker 3>strip go fish. I said, how did that happen? You

1072
00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:37.119
<v Speaker 3>said these girls didn't know how to play poker.

1073
00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we played go fish instead.

1074
00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:41.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was like, how did what? I was like,

1075
00:59:41.960 --> 00:59:45.639
<v Speaker 3>what the fucking mixed game is this? You like poker face?

1076
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:46.519
<v Speaker 3>Your go fish?

1077
00:59:46.960 --> 00:59:50.719
<v Speaker 2>You're like, you don't know what I have because I

1078
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.599
<v Speaker 2>got a good face on it. Do you have a three?

1079
00:59:53.920 --> 01:00:02.679
<v Speaker 2>You're like nope, So Yes, strip happened. Those fifty hybrid children. There,

1080
01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:06.280
<v Speaker 2>they're sexual encounters. Okay, this is weird with this woman Crescent,

1081
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:11.960
<v Speaker 2>with this guy David Huggins and Crescent, the alien hybrid stripper,

1082
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:16.239
<v Speaker 2>the alien stripper, whatever the fuck she was. Their sexual

1083
01:00:16.360 --> 01:00:21.480
<v Speaker 2>encounters were observed by insectoid aliens, which are by far

1084
01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:23.239
<v Speaker 2>and like the thing is, say they exist. All these

1085
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:25.480
<v Speaker 2>aliens exist, and everything we talk about is actually real.

1086
01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:28.440
<v Speaker 2>It's just hypothesize that that actually happened.

1087
01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:30.159
<v Speaker 3>I probably has to say that to get me to

1088
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:32.840
<v Speaker 3>listen because he believes it. But like he says that

1089
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:34.760
<v Speaker 3>that way, I'm like, Okay.

1090
01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:39.239
<v Speaker 2>I created by DNA. Yes, it's an extremely huge possibility

1091
01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:43.559
<v Speaker 2>that other creatures from other DNA sources can be created

1092
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:47.039
<v Speaker 2>in humanoid like creatures evolution. If the dinosaurs didn't have

1093
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:49.760
<v Speaker 2>the Big Bang, they would have evolved to creatures just

1094
01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:52.599
<v Speaker 2>like us. I just said. I just said, okay, well

1095
01:00:52.719 --> 01:01:01.079
<v Speaker 2>that that's true. That's not evolutionis suddenly becomes If do

1096
01:01:01.119 --> 01:01:04.159
<v Speaker 2>you do you understand evolution and how how we were created?

1097
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:09.480
<v Speaker 2>If what the theory, it would mean that reptilian creatures

1098
01:01:09.760 --> 01:01:13.400
<v Speaker 2>would have been humanoids eventually, which means on some other planet.

1099
01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:15.639
<v Speaker 2>It is quite possible that that actually happened.

1100
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:18.440
<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't have been humanoids, they would have transformed into

1101
01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:19.559
<v Speaker 3>something other than them.

1102
01:01:19.599 --> 01:01:22.400
<v Speaker 2>But not that. There is literally a fucking thing in

1103
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the Smithsonian that describes as exact same.

1104
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:28.199
<v Speaker 3>I under I understand that people are ridiculous. Doesn't prove,

1105
01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:29.639
<v Speaker 3>but sure I can't.

1106
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Just like I said, going to get raped by reptilian

1107
01:01:32.199 --> 01:01:34.480
<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna fucking like you had a point.

1108
01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Sure, And I've said probably for like my sixth time

1109
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:39.519
<v Speaker 3>in my life right now, Okay, I wanted this.

1110
01:01:39.679 --> 01:01:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Let the reptilians come so they observed that these I

1111
01:01:43.599 --> 01:01:45.559
<v Speaker 2>was just gonna say that out of all, like, you know,

1112
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I could deal with maybe a lizard like creature or whatever,

1113
01:01:47.960 --> 01:01:49.880
<v Speaker 2>like looking at one or hanging out with one, but

1114
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:54.360
<v Speaker 2>insecticoid creatures and stuff would be scary because they're supposed

1115
01:01:54.400 --> 01:01:55.760
<v Speaker 2>to be like the man toy is. We did a

1116
01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:59.559
<v Speaker 2>whole episode about I don't like that. I don't like

1117
01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:01.719
<v Speaker 2>those sounds.

1118
01:02:01.760 --> 01:02:06.079
<v Speaker 3>And I bet those motherfuckers eat pussy like no.

1119
01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:11.079
<v Speaker 2>Threads, but they but if they're light, it's probably just

1120
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:14.199
<v Speaker 2>like if they got them fucking they got those draft

1121
01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:23.639
<v Speaker 2>to the tongues. Yeah, yeah, you watch a girl these

1122
01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:27.639
<v Speaker 2>weird insecticoid creatures. Suppose we were watching them, and David

1123
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:30.920
<v Speaker 2>identifies as the leaders. They're watching this happen. Maybe they're

1124
01:02:30.920 --> 01:02:32.400
<v Speaker 2>the leaders of this which supposed to be. There's a

1125
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:35.280
<v Speaker 2>hierarchy of different types of aliens and the scariest ones

1126
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:38.119
<v Speaker 2>and throughout there. If they really are real, I don't

1127
01:02:38.119 --> 01:02:40.639
<v Speaker 2>find you that's scary. Please don't come and scary the ship.

1128
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:46.159
<v Speaker 2>I want you to. He often saw a number of

1129
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:50.320
<v Speaker 2>different alien beings present during the visits with Crescent, including

1130
01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:54.559
<v Speaker 2>an archetypal gray. So the tall grays right, and then

1131
01:02:54.880 --> 01:02:59.079
<v Speaker 2>short aliens. Get this, He saw short aliens resembling sasquatch

1132
01:02:59.400 --> 01:03:03.199
<v Speaker 2>but luminous yellow eye. You can't resemble sasquatch being short.

1133
01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Can you can look at sasquatch creeture you just left shorter? No,

1134
01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:11.000
<v Speaker 2>that that's that's Tom. That's called the bunny Tom. Tom

1135
01:03:11.599 --> 01:03:17.800
<v Speaker 2>is dragging your knuckle mysteriously. David Huggins also mentioned an

1136
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:21.639
<v Speaker 2>interview on art blog that there was a guy very

1137
01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:25.320
<v Speaker 2>tall and angular, very thin, and he had it. I'm

1138
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:29.880
<v Speaker 2>making fun of the skin. He had a hair. Gross

1139
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:33.480
<v Speaker 2>This is this is grosser. That's a word. He had

1140
01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:36.199
<v Speaker 2>a hair button on the back of his head. That's gross.

1141
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:41.280
<v Speaker 2>You like Ranaldo doesn't have a bun. Nobody knows who

1142
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:42.159
<v Speaker 2>Ronaldo is, Bud.

1143
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:47.159
<v Speaker 3>Everyone who knows, like literally everybody in this fucking planet

1144
01:03:47.239 --> 01:03:48.159
<v Speaker 3>knows who Ronaldo is.

1145
01:03:48.239 --> 01:03:50.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who Ronaldo is. You don't know who

1146
01:03:50.280 --> 01:03:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Christiano Ronaldo is? No idea? Just leave it.

1147
01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:57.920
<v Speaker 4>Just leave that ass be and like, let when this

1148
01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:01.000
<v Speaker 4>gets posted, everybody tell Tom how stupid he is for

1149
01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:02.480
<v Speaker 4>not knowing who Christianna renould.

1150
01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:04.639
<v Speaker 2>You tell me a brief description of who he is.

1151
01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:07.000
<v Speaker 2>He wears it, he has a bun. Do you know

1152
01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:09.960
<v Speaker 2>who this guy is? Who the fuck is this guy?

1153
01:04:10.199 --> 01:04:13.920
<v Speaker 2>He's a soccer literally sports. He was the highest paid

1154
01:04:13.960 --> 01:04:16.039
<v Speaker 2>athlete on the planet for like seven He is as

1155
01:04:16.159 --> 01:04:19.400
<v Speaker 2>famous as Lebron James or Kobe Bryant. That is why

1156
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I do not watch sports. He's that famous. Watch sports.

1157
01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh my god, damn watch him edit the out.

1158
01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:33.679
<v Speaker 2>I'll keep it in because I know what are you

1159
01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:35.360
<v Speaker 2>talking about it? And the thing is I hate sports.

1160
01:04:35.400 --> 01:04:38.320
<v Speaker 2>But like Jimmy Chelsea, Stepdad costly watched his soccer. He

1161
01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:42.239
<v Speaker 2>loves soccer. Like I don't even like soccer. Why why

1162
01:04:42.280 --> 01:04:42.880
<v Speaker 2>did you miss that?

1163
01:04:43.079 --> 01:04:45.840
<v Speaker 3>He's like screaming and like every single fucking human on

1164
01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:49.840
<v Speaker 3>the world knows Supernaldo is not everybody, Chelsea, would every

1165
01:04:50.760 --> 01:04:54.039
<v Speaker 3>I guarantee you, Chelsea, superno callery now put it on

1166
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:56.000
<v Speaker 3>speaker on the podcast caller right now.

1167
01:04:56.039 --> 01:05:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Put her on speaker on the podcast b B B

1168
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:05.719
<v Speaker 2>ask her, honestly, I will. I'm not gonna what's his name, Rinaldo?

1169
01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Christiano Ronaldo? That's if she knows Ronaldo, She's not gonna answer.

1170
01:05:13.159 --> 01:05:18.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's she having a threesomeless some big black guy,

1171
01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:19.880
<v Speaker 4>big barlic black.

1172
01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:26.320
<v Speaker 2>I bet your mom even knows. Ye, you have reached

1173
01:05:26.519 --> 01:05:31.199
<v Speaker 2>the Christiano Ronaldo, the girl who actually knows that my

1174
01:05:31.320 --> 01:05:37.039
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend is stupid? All right? So uh yeah he saw

1175
01:05:37.159 --> 01:05:41.639
<v Speaker 2>that that Oh so that weird sasquatch creature mysteriously. David

1176
01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:44.559
<v Speaker 2>Huggins also mentioned an interview, Uh, there was a guy

1177
01:05:44.639 --> 01:05:48.519
<v Speaker 2>with the bunk here. She is here, she is come back.

1178
01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Put her on speaker, Chelsey. Yeah, do you know who Christiano?

1179
01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:57.079
<v Speaker 2>What's his name? Rinaldo? Do you know Christiano Ronaldo? Is?

1180
01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:03.639
<v Speaker 2>You do? Every person on the world knows who that is?

1181
01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Tell me what he is? Actually kind of still he's

1182
01:06:11.800 --> 01:06:13.400
<v Speaker 2>a soccer player. I didn't know who he was, and

1183
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:15.199
<v Speaker 2>they were chirping me, and I said that Chelsea wouldn't

1184
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:19.360
<v Speaker 2>know either. I'm right, all right, well you dumb bitch.

1185
01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:25.079
<v Speaker 2>I love you, just kidding. You're not a bitch, but

1186
01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:30.320
<v Speaker 2>you are dumb. Nobody can. We don't care about fucking soccer.

1187
01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:32.760
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter who I don't care about. It's just

1188
01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:36.280
<v Speaker 2>one of those famous like he's Gregor. Yeah, you don't

1189
01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:38.159
<v Speaker 2>know who Connor McGregor is. I don't have to talk.

1190
01:06:38.599 --> 01:06:42.119
<v Speaker 2>It's like literally not knowing who Ashton Kutcher is. Who's

1191
01:06:42.199 --> 01:06:44.320
<v Speaker 2>uh remember, like who's like Branford guy? Which his name?

1192
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Wayne Gretzky, who he is either?

1193
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:48.760
<v Speaker 4>That's honestly pretty much that Actually that's worse than not

1194
01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:50.280
<v Speaker 4>knowing who Christiano Ronald.

1195
01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Dude, No he knows who is?

1196
01:06:52.039 --> 01:06:56.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but it's actually the great It's like not knowing

1197
01:06:56.559 --> 01:07:01.559
<v Speaker 3>who Wayne Gretzky is, not knowing dad died.

1198
01:07:01.519 --> 01:07:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Has dead. They found a bunch of bodies in his basement,

1199
01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:11.639
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of shout, the bunch of hockey pucks. It's

1200
01:07:14.199 --> 01:07:17.239
<v Speaker 2>all right, so this is this gets crazy. So you know,

1201
01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:19.639
<v Speaker 2>he sees all these beings around him during David Huggins

1202
01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:22.440
<v Speaker 2>during this sexual encounters, so he said, he sees this

1203
01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.320
<v Speaker 2>guy with the fucking bun on the back of his head.

1204
01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:26.880
<v Speaker 2>He had red eyes. He's doing a lot of blow. Yeah, no,

1205
01:07:27.119 --> 01:07:27.760
<v Speaker 2>that's weird.

1206
01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:32.320
<v Speaker 3>Blow just does not Yeah, just white and big and

1207
01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:35.000
<v Speaker 3>he communicates so white and big.

1208
01:07:37.360 --> 01:07:42.000
<v Speaker 2>And this this this guy, he's human like, but he's

1209
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:45.360
<v Speaker 2>he's tall and thin and weird looking and has has

1210
01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.599
<v Speaker 2>a hair bun on the back of his head, and

1211
01:07:47.800 --> 01:07:50.079
<v Speaker 2>he has red eyes and he's the one that communicates

1212
01:07:50.119 --> 01:07:53.760
<v Speaker 2>with the insectoid beings. On one occasion, when David Huggins

1213
01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:57.199
<v Speaker 2>was introduced to the children he had sired with Crescent,

1214
01:07:57.519 --> 01:08:00.719
<v Speaker 2>he claimed that he received the static electric shock from

1215
01:08:00.800 --> 01:08:04.800
<v Speaker 2>touching one of the infants. Touching. You don't touch the infants,

1216
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:10.840
<v Speaker 2>they're underage. Stop touching. When asked to describe an alien vagina.

1217
01:08:11.519 --> 01:08:21.600
<v Speaker 8>It looks like tom okay boom roasted, he told art

1218
01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:25.640
<v Speaker 8>Art Blog. I can't say that it was all that

1219
01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:26.720
<v Speaker 8>much warmth.

1220
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:32.279
<v Speaker 2>You gotta you gotta remember your senses are subdue, and

1221
01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:36.720
<v Speaker 2>when you're with them, the the intense orgasm you would

1222
01:08:36.760 --> 01:08:43.920
<v Speaker 2>normally feel is toned down. Orgasms from this woman obviously

1223
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:48.199
<v Speaker 2>get nothing. The men get nothing all the time, and

1224
01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:53.680
<v Speaker 2>the women are like had had a giant peenis and

1225
01:08:54.079 --> 01:08:58.319
<v Speaker 2>it feels so good. Well you feel good. Maybe this

1226
01:08:58.399 --> 01:09:00.279
<v Speaker 2>guy's a freak and he just likes to bang cold

1227
01:09:00.600 --> 01:09:02.439
<v Speaker 2>I have. I used to watch it. That's what was

1228
01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:05.279
<v Speaker 2>projected into his mind, and he'd probably enjoyed it. Then

1229
01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I used to to I used to listen to a

1230
01:09:08.880 --> 01:09:11.319
<v Speaker 2>lot of Coast to Coast and there was many stories

1231
01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:14.000
<v Speaker 2>of women having sex with alien creatures and saying the

1232
01:09:14.039 --> 01:09:16.439
<v Speaker 2>reptilians had big fucking dicks that just came out of

1233
01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:18.560
<v Speaker 2>their body because they go back in like a dog,

1234
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:21.079
<v Speaker 2>but it would come out and just be the huge shaft.

1235
01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:27.239
<v Speaker 3>Yore you like a red rocket, red rocket, the intense

1236
01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:29.560
<v Speaker 3>orgassy you don't feel would be dull down.

1237
01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:33.159
<v Speaker 2>So in later years, he turned to expressing his experience

1238
01:09:33.239 --> 01:09:38.119
<v Speaker 2>through the medium of surreal, erotic oil paintings that are

1239
01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:42.319
<v Speaker 2>featured in his documentary Love and Saucers, A far out

1240
01:09:42.479 --> 01:09:45.800
<v Speaker 2>World of David Huggins. That's kind of fucking funny. I

1241
01:09:45.880 --> 01:09:49.039
<v Speaker 2>have to remember I have to look up and find

1242
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:53.560
<v Speaker 2>his oil paintings because it's just let me paint the

1243
01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:59.600
<v Speaker 2>sexy beings. According to you apologist Arthur author Carl Negatis,

1244
01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:04.199
<v Speaker 2>that got Hass a business woman from Cheshire, England with

1245
01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:08.119
<v Speaker 2>the pruto with the nickname she had nickname name? Well,

1246
01:10:08.239 --> 01:10:11.239
<v Speaker 2>a pseudonym. What's that prudo pseudonym when they like changed

1247
01:10:11.239 --> 01:10:15.319
<v Speaker 2>their name as an author? Uh, yeah, you got your pseudonym. Uh,

1248
01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Suzanne Brown, it's got to be that right, Is that right?

1249
01:10:18.199 --> 01:10:22.000
<v Speaker 2>That sounds right? A synonym, A pseudonym, A synonym, a

1250
01:10:22.279 --> 01:10:29.439
<v Speaker 2>synonym o ship. Susanne Brown claim that she was visited

1251
01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:34.159
<v Speaker 2>by an alien named Mi Caro from nineteen sixty five

1252
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:38.000
<v Speaker 2>to nineteen eighty nine. Mikro, How you fuck? How would

1253
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:44.479
<v Speaker 2>you pronounce this? Billy? Me Carraro, Mi Cairo, Myra Cairo.

1254
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:51.479
<v Speaker 2>That's actually hard. I know, my ri Cairo, My my Rico, Marico,

1255
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:54.439
<v Speaker 2>Mi Rico. That's its called Marico. It's my though, So

1256
01:10:55.479 --> 01:10:59.800
<v Speaker 2>it's me. I'm saying me Marico A pseudonym, yes, pseudo?

1257
01:11:01.039 --> 01:11:05.840
<v Speaker 2>So my Makiro was five feet tall, with shoulder length

1258
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:09.760
<v Speaker 2>blonde hair and a skin tight jumpsuit. The first encounter

1259
01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:12.960
<v Speaker 2>took place when Brown was twelve years old. Suzanne Brown

1260
01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:18.520
<v Speaker 2>was only twelve, which is kind of lapy. So uh,

1261
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:21.920
<v Speaker 2>my Rico was a five feet tall with shoulder length

1262
01:11:22.000 --> 01:11:25.600
<v Speaker 2>blonde hair, skin tight jumpsuit. The first encounter took place

1263
01:11:25.720 --> 01:11:29.600
<v Speaker 2>when uh when Suzanne was only twelve years old. It's

1264
01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:33.920
<v Speaker 2>a little raypie kind of what she described as relaxing,

1265
01:11:34.279 --> 01:11:39.640
<v Speaker 2>relaxing and loving. Oh enjoyed it. These counters continued for years,

1266
01:11:39.720 --> 01:11:43.840
<v Speaker 2>and Suzanne Brown reported the visiting inside visiting inside of

1267
01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:49.600
<v Speaker 2>a spaceship once and seeing small gray, ageless infants was

1268
01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:54.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of ageless infants. They just stayed like boss baby

1269
01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:59.000
<v Speaker 2>where they're like super intelligent. They were, but they're fucking infants.

1270
01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:04.880
<v Speaker 2>After the breakdown of her earthly marriage, Suzanne's relationship with

1271
01:12:05.079 --> 01:12:08.720
<v Speaker 2>my Rico took a sinister turn. He used mind control

1272
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.920
<v Speaker 2>to force her into sexual encounters with a vagrant and

1273
01:12:12.039 --> 01:12:17.479
<v Speaker 2>a prostitute, which is like, so this alien put her

1274
01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:20.880
<v Speaker 2>under mind control and made her fuck a homeless guy

1275
01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:25.079
<v Speaker 2>and a prostitute. That's what it sounds like, because a

1276
01:12:25.159 --> 01:12:28.720
<v Speaker 2>vagrant a prostitute. She describes the experience as a nightmare

1277
01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:31.479
<v Speaker 2>that was real. One month later, she discovered that she

1278
01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:34.119
<v Speaker 2>was pregnant, and after another month, she awoke in the

1279
01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:37.720
<v Speaker 2>night feeling a terrible abdominal pains. My Rico was in

1280
01:12:37.800 --> 01:12:39.800
<v Speaker 2>the room with her and told her not to worry

1281
01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:43.159
<v Speaker 2>in that his people were simply taking what was theirs.

1282
01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:51.640
<v Speaker 2>And there's this chick, Peggy Caine. There's this yeah, yeah,

1283
01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:56.479
<v Speaker 2>there's this chick named Peggy Caine. She's almost like a

1284
01:12:56.640 --> 01:12:59.119
<v Speaker 2>very low budget David Ike where she's the one I

1285
01:12:59.199 --> 01:13:00.760
<v Speaker 2>talked I think I talked to you her before, where

1286
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:04.359
<v Speaker 2>she reversed speech of like George Bush's father, and she

1287
01:13:04.520 --> 01:13:08.720
<v Speaker 2>started she was getting supposedly abducted by reptilians and they

1288
01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:11.079
<v Speaker 2>were speaking to her, and first she thought it was

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01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:13.439
<v Speaker 2>a good entity, and then it kept kind of fucking

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01:13:13.479 --> 01:13:16.600
<v Speaker 2>with her, and then she learned she started recording them

1291
01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:18.800
<v Speaker 2>and reversed their speech, and then she started learning that

1292
01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:21.840
<v Speaker 2>this is a good tactic, that if you reverse someone's speech,

1293
01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:24.720
<v Speaker 2>you actually hear their true intent. And I wish I

1294
01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:26.760
<v Speaker 2>had a clip to play because I didn't why you.

1295
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Should have fucking played the Blood game clip, which one

1296
01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:33.199
<v Speaker 3>at the end of one of the songs Ago and

1297
01:13:33.319 --> 01:13:36.319
<v Speaker 3>I can. I can recite it almost perfectly backwards. He

1298
01:13:36.600 --> 01:13:42.079
<v Speaker 3>was shot guy, hero shot guy, hero shut guy. And

1299
01:13:42.159 --> 01:13:45.159
<v Speaker 3>then it's like, uh, play it back play it backwards,

1300
01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:48.279
<v Speaker 3>like Judas priest once did, and like Judas, priests used

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01:13:48.319 --> 01:13:50.119
<v Speaker 3>to play O their music like kind of backwards like

1302
01:13:50.199 --> 01:13:53.439
<v Speaker 3>to so you would have to play back little Nikki.

1303
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Where he's like he's like check this out and it's

1304
01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:59.720
<v Speaker 2>like Boston and he's like, no way, Boston, and it's

1305
01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:03.159
<v Speaker 2>like you will summon Satan Inhale the devil and yeah,

1306
01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:05.560
<v Speaker 2>And it supposed to be if you reverse speech. And

1307
01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:08.319
<v Speaker 2>I've talked about this before when you were more in uh,

1308
01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:11.439
<v Speaker 2>you were more inclined to believe in some of the

1309
01:14:11.479 --> 01:14:13.279
<v Speaker 2>ship that I used to talk about. Now you're you're

1310
01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:17.920
<v Speaker 2>getting you talked you were not one time.

1311
01:14:18.239 --> 01:14:20.880
<v Speaker 3>You can say this talk about old times. I went this,

1312
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:26.000
<v Speaker 3>this guy's a fucking lunatic over episodes.

1313
01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:27.399
<v Speaker 2>And you weren't so skeptical. And then all of a

1314
01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:29.720
<v Speaker 2>sudden people were around like Alex and the You're like, no,

1315
01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:35.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that. Shut up fu. So she was

1316
01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:38.479
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be reversed speech of George Bush Senior, and

1317
01:14:38.560 --> 01:14:41.319
<v Speaker 2>he said World War two in a the reversus speech

1318
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:44.000
<v Speaker 2>when he was talking about the war and how terrible

1319
01:14:44.039 --> 01:14:46.000
<v Speaker 2>it was, and she reverses speech and said that it

1320
01:14:46.079 --> 01:14:48.680
<v Speaker 2>was the biggest feast that they ever had because the

1321
01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:55.079
<v Speaker 2>reptilians were picking up bodies everywhere. So one month later

1322
01:14:55.279 --> 01:14:58.720
<v Speaker 2>she discovered that he discovered that she was pregnant, and

1323
01:14:59.800 --> 01:15:04.399
<v Speaker 2>she did Elizabeth and Elizabeth Suzanne, and she felt these

1324
01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:06.199
<v Speaker 2>pains her stomach, and that he was in the room.

1325
01:15:06.279 --> 01:15:09.159
<v Speaker 2>My Rico told not to worry, that his people were

1326
01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:11.680
<v Speaker 2>taking care of it. They're taken. What's the hairs. She

1327
01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:15.039
<v Speaker 2>passed out and woke in a bed of blood, having

1328
01:15:15.119 --> 01:15:17.640
<v Speaker 2>possibly suffered a miscarriage. And this is what I was

1329
01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:20.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna say about Peggy Kane. Peggy Kane said, she swore

1330
01:15:21.399 --> 01:15:24.439
<v Speaker 2>that she got impregnated by reptilians, and then she felt

1331
01:15:24.479 --> 01:15:26.720
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the night something happened with her stomach,

1332
01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:31.079
<v Speaker 2>and she thought, she believes that they ripped out, essentially

1333
01:15:31.159 --> 01:15:34.560
<v Speaker 2>took out the feetus cell, the growing fetus inside of

1334
01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:37.800
<v Speaker 2>her stomach to put inside of some test tube and

1335
01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:41.720
<v Speaker 2>create as a hybrid baby. And so she claims. So

1336
01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:45.960
<v Speaker 2>months later, Marico returned to take her to the Spaceship

1337
01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:50.760
<v Speaker 2>nursery to show her her gray infant. Somehow I knew

1338
01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:54.079
<v Speaker 2>that the thing had come from my body, said Sander,

1339
01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:57.840
<v Speaker 2>does it looks like a fucking Karen? I also knew

1340
01:15:58.039 --> 01:15:59.680
<v Speaker 2>that I had been removed from the inside of my

1341
01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:03.560
<v Speaker 2>busy the night that my Rico's last visit. The visit

1342
01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:10.239
<v Speaker 2>from Rico stopped entirely after Suzanne went through metapause. He's like,

1343
01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:17.960
<v Speaker 2>you ain't worthy anymore, bitch. In twenty thirteen, a city

1344
01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:23.359
<v Speaker 2>councilor seaside town that stakes by in the UK. Uh So,

1345
01:16:23.680 --> 01:16:29.600
<v Speaker 2>all you fuckers out there, what's going on? Mouth mother? Gross?

1346
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:34.079
<v Speaker 2>He claimed that yes, definitely, is I want where I

1347
01:16:34.159 --> 01:16:36.479
<v Speaker 2>want it? Fucking easy to fucking make that painting for me.

1348
01:16:37.479 --> 01:16:39.039
<v Speaker 2>That'd be fucking dope because I know where she can

1349
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:43.199
<v Speaker 2>do it. She answered her fucking phones Chris, and we

1350
01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:47.159
<v Speaker 2>claimed the uh So in this town, this guy had

1351
01:16:47.199 --> 01:16:51.600
<v Speaker 2>claimed the relationship with an entity he called the cat Queen,

1352
01:16:52.960 --> 01:16:58.159
<v Speaker 2>even following a daughter named Zarika with his alien mistress.

1353
01:16:58.359 --> 01:17:02.760
<v Speaker 2>He believed that his first extra thressul encounter was in

1354
01:17:02.880 --> 01:17:07.760
<v Speaker 2>the womb, which is fucked. He claimed his first sexual

1355
01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:10.720
<v Speaker 2>encounter with an alien was when he was inside of

1356
01:17:10.760 --> 01:17:16.960
<v Speaker 2>his mother's womb. That's disgusting. He also but supposedly this

1357
01:17:17.119 --> 01:17:18.800
<v Speaker 2>chick that I was talking about earlier, the one that

1358
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:21.840
<v Speaker 2>does those conferences, that's claims she's a great hybrid. She

1359
01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:25.279
<v Speaker 2>says she remembers her mother coming to her on the spaceship,

1360
01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:28.520
<v Speaker 2>and she remembers being inside of this kind of tube

1361
01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:31.560
<v Speaker 2>like where they would have this suspended you know what

1362
01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:38.600
<v Speaker 2>actually met. He also remembered another in his crib at

1363
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:42.239
<v Speaker 2>six months old, when being reached out to him with

1364
01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:47.720
<v Speaker 2>two green stick like. So he's in the crib, he's

1365
01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:49.359
<v Speaker 2>a baby for something, and that this is what this

1366
01:17:49.640 --> 01:17:53.039
<v Speaker 2>hybrid should claims that she remembers stuff as young as

1367
01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:56.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking couple months. But this guy also claims that he

1368
01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:59.239
<v Speaker 2>somehow remembers this and being in the crib and he's

1369
01:17:59.239 --> 01:18:02.960
<v Speaker 2>six months old and uh, fucking aliens raping him for

1370
01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:06.479
<v Speaker 2>some reason, and he remembers two green stick like bean

1371
01:18:06.640 --> 01:18:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Poles there used to be Billy's nickname. He's called him

1372
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:14.880
<v Speaker 2>bean Pole, not even close he used to I was

1373
01:18:14.960 --> 01:18:17.479
<v Speaker 2>always just big dick Billy and nobody ever saw me

1374
01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:22.439
<v Speaker 2>from how often you're gonna toot your own horn? Remember

1375
01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:25.960
<v Speaker 2>great horn was? Remember the name I good, guys, I

1376
01:18:26.079 --> 01:18:30.000
<v Speaker 2>have a person now you remember you remember Gray Bush?

1377
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Remember the old dude didn't fucking swish l a. He

1378
01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:35.399
<v Speaker 2>worked at the back. He was always angry and we

1379
01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:37.319
<v Speaker 2>used to piss him off. I called him gray Bush.

1380
01:18:37.640 --> 01:18:41.880
<v Speaker 2>He would call you bean pole all the great Gray Bush.

1381
01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:45.479
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember his fucking name, the old dude. When

1382
01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:48.319
<v Speaker 2>we first got started, there was like, uh, we have

1383
01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:51.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know who well your memories shot. But there was

1384
01:18:52.079 --> 01:18:53.760
<v Speaker 2>someone we worked with, this older guy that was going

1385
01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:56.119
<v Speaker 2>to run the back of the kitchen, and he used

1386
01:18:56.159 --> 01:18:58.720
<v Speaker 2>to call you bean pole. Are you talking about fucking

1387
01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:01.279
<v Speaker 2>what's his face? The guy had the Transformer sticker on

1388
01:19:01.399 --> 01:19:04.239
<v Speaker 2>the cobalt. No, that guy was crazier. That guy like

1389
01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:06.239
<v Speaker 2>that got claimed he had battle scars from working at

1390
01:19:06.279 --> 01:19:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Swish because he fucking burned himself. He recalls thinking, they're

1391
01:19:10.960 --> 01:19:15.800
<v Speaker 2>not mummy's hands. Mummy's hands are pink, and mummy has thumbs.

1392
01:19:16.720 --> 01:19:20.039
<v Speaker 2>These green and pointed, and there was four of them.

1393
01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:24.600
<v Speaker 2>So so for some reason he remembers seeing these fingers

1394
01:19:24.800 --> 01:19:27.680
<v Speaker 2>claiming that they weren't his mothers and that they were green.

1395
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:34.319
<v Speaker 2>These beings apparently overheard and replied telepathically through young park ops.

1396
01:19:34.960 --> 01:19:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Young hearts now optic nerves, so a nerve obviously inside

1397
01:19:38.319 --> 01:19:40.960
<v Speaker 2>your brain. I am your real mother and I am

1398
01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:46.800
<v Speaker 2>more important than the other mother. His first experience was

1399
01:19:46.880 --> 01:19:49.560
<v Speaker 2>at six years old with even though he said he

1400
01:19:49.640 --> 01:19:51.479
<v Speaker 2>had experiences when he was in the womb and it

1401
01:19:51.680 --> 01:19:54.800
<v Speaker 2>was a fucking six months old. No, liar, this guy

1402
01:19:54.880 --> 01:19:59.199
<v Speaker 2>sounds again. And he said a green creature about seven

1403
01:19:59.279 --> 01:20:03.199
<v Speaker 2>feet tall, a purple robe. That was the Cat Queen,

1404
01:20:03.720 --> 01:20:07.560
<v Speaker 2>who he described as having a kite like face. So

1405
01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:11.880
<v Speaker 2>if you think, like what a kite looks like a kite? Sorry,

1406
01:20:16.760 --> 01:20:20.000
<v Speaker 2>large eyes, small nostrils, and had a thin mouth. He

1407
01:20:20.159 --> 01:20:23.960
<v Speaker 2>admits that he continued the sexual relationship with the Cat

1408
01:20:24.079 --> 01:20:29.039
<v Speaker 2>Queen and has put a strain on his marriage. He

1409
01:20:29.359 --> 01:20:31.600
<v Speaker 2>just watched that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with

1410
01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:37.319
<v Speaker 2>the fucking that's what that reminds me of. Sure, he

1411
01:20:37.359 --> 01:20:40.199
<v Speaker 2>was wearing a robe in a mask. Yeah, remember remember

1412
01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:44.680
<v Speaker 2>that show. It's like it's on I don't swim ghost

1413
01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:48.439
<v Speaker 2>ghost uh space ghost man. And he did the interviews.

1414
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Remember his buddy was the DJ and he was the

1415
01:20:51.079 --> 01:20:53.680
<v Speaker 2>cat and he had like a kite looking face, not

1416
01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:58.880
<v Speaker 2>kite kite. He his wife wasn't impressed, but he doesn't.

1417
01:20:59.239 --> 01:21:02.039
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't see his because she's not on a human level.

1418
01:21:03.039 --> 01:21:08.439
<v Speaker 2>As he re encountered in his YouTube video. The reason

1419
01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:10.840
<v Speaker 2>why extra trestrials are so interested in me is not

1420
01:21:10.960 --> 01:21:14.279
<v Speaker 2>because of my physical body, but what's inside my soul,

1421
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:17.039
<v Speaker 2>So like a he he like. He says that he

1422
01:21:17.159 --> 01:21:19.239
<v Speaker 2>was affecting his workplace, but he tried out to let it.

1423
01:21:19.680 --> 01:21:22.840
<v Speaker 2>I get more a common sentence out of aliens than

1424
01:21:22.880 --> 01:21:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I do out of Scarborough town Hall. So this guy's

1425
01:21:25.960 --> 01:21:28.039
<v Speaker 2>showing up to and I don't think this is Toronto.

1426
01:21:28.279 --> 01:21:30.520
<v Speaker 2>This is in the UK. The Scarborough in the UK,

1427
01:21:30.720 --> 01:21:33.920
<v Speaker 2>not Toronto's very shitty city of gangsters and thugs. Hey

1428
01:21:34.239 --> 01:21:41.119
<v Speaker 2>the hell, that's what fucking Ganghis Khan aka camouflage is from.

1429
01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:42.039
<v Speaker 2>You probably like him.

1430
01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Ganghis Khan did not come from torontopper, which is actually

1431
01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:49.560
<v Speaker 3>interesting and weird as it is.

1432
01:21:50.079 --> 01:21:52.359
<v Speaker 2>And he said the commiss because obviously he went to

1433
01:21:52.399 --> 01:21:54.439
<v Speaker 2>town Hall and was like, oh I got raped by

1434
01:21:54.479 --> 01:21:57.119
<v Speaker 2>a cat like alien and then there was like nobody

1435
01:21:57.399 --> 01:22:02.199
<v Speaker 2>would have checked this shit out. Fucking that, that's pretty good.

1436
01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Why there are always like pauses in their because they

1437
01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:09.039
<v Speaker 3>don't know how that's what it is. They can talk

1438
01:22:09.199 --> 01:22:11.840
<v Speaker 3>like perfectly until there's an a because.

1439
01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:16.319
<v Speaker 2>They can't. That's where the pauses come from. It's just

1440
01:22:16.479 --> 01:22:19.600
<v Speaker 2>between vowels. I'm sorry so I can say like anything

1441
01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:24.199
<v Speaker 2>I want until I let me. No, it's certain, uh

1442
01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:28.880
<v Speaker 2>would say dial. The aliens are far more aware of stuff.

1443
01:22:29.000 --> 01:22:31.279
<v Speaker 2>People in the town hall seem to not be aware

1444
01:22:31.720 --> 01:22:34.800
<v Speaker 2>of the needs of the wit of Whitby. So it's

1445
01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:37.000
<v Speaker 2>just he's just pretty much saying that nobody believed him,

1446
01:22:37.119 --> 01:22:40.079
<v Speaker 2>nobody likes and that is the end of the aliens

1447
01:22:40.199 --> 01:22:45.079
<v Speaker 2>sexual encounters. I enjoyed that Scarborough episode. That was a

1448
01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:46.039
<v Speaker 2>long episode.

1449
01:22:46.439 --> 01:22:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm drunk, Yeah, I bet you are, because it's probably

1450
01:22:49.039 --> 01:22:51.279
<v Speaker 3>because it's I guess it's time for.

1451
01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:55.199
<v Speaker 2>What it is it time for? Because it's time for

1452
01:22:58.119 --> 01:23:06.600
<v Speaker 2>we still recorded? Wait, wait, you can't do that every time. No,

1453
01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:13.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing that again. I smoke cigarettes alright because

1454
01:23:13.199 --> 01:23:23.439
<v Speaker 2>it's time for the day. I'm out of breath. Now,

1455
01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:31.359
<v Speaker 2>what's your funny out show? Show the audience your tooth?

1456
01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:34.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay, my fun fact to the day is do you

1457
01:23:34.279 --> 01:23:37.439
<v Speaker 3>know why animals chew on like wires, especially like anything

1458
01:23:37.479 --> 01:23:37.920
<v Speaker 3>in your car?

1459
01:23:39.000 --> 01:23:41.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it's kind of cool. You know why.

1460
01:23:41.840 --> 01:23:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Alice knows why because our friend actually told us the

1461
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:47.560
<v Speaker 3>other day is a mechanic and he told me why. Apparently,

1462
01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:51.319
<v Speaker 3>wires when they're manufactured are like coated in peanut oil.

1463
01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:55.680
<v Speaker 3>What yeah, really, yeah, Like I don't exactly know why.

1464
01:23:55.680 --> 01:23:58.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it's like to endure the weather or something

1465
01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:01.760
<v Speaker 3>something along that lines. But like animals come to it,

1466
01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:05.960
<v Speaker 3>they think it's food, so they chew it. Not butter Yeah,

1467
01:24:06.119 --> 01:24:08.760
<v Speaker 3>like pretty much just coated in peanut oils. That's that's

1468
01:24:08.800 --> 01:24:11.600
<v Speaker 3>why rats and squirrels and mice and yeah, all that

1469
01:24:11.880 --> 01:24:14.640
<v Speaker 3>chew wires because they think they think it's food.

1470
01:24:15.319 --> 01:24:17.800
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking dope. You didn't know that. I did not

1471
01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:20.600
<v Speaker 2>know that. You did not know that. Nobody knew that. Yeah,

1472
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:23.680
<v Speaker 2>he did that, because that's our friend that told us. Also,

1473
01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>there's what is it.

1474
01:24:25.039 --> 01:24:27.920
<v Speaker 4>There's something in the like when they make the plastic

1475
01:24:28.000 --> 01:24:29.920
<v Speaker 4>around it or something, there's like some soy or something

1476
01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:31.039
<v Speaker 4>ship in it too.

1477
01:24:31.159 --> 01:24:33.920
<v Speaker 3>Like YENGHI okay, I don't know.

1478
01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:36.319
<v Speaker 4>I know that's what happened with with Terry's car because

1479
01:24:36.359 --> 01:24:38.960
<v Speaker 4>he was saying, well, kept chewing.

1480
01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:42.239
<v Speaker 2>The wires having trouble starting his car.

1481
01:24:42.399 --> 01:24:46.119
<v Speaker 3>The engine wires are purely like coated in peanut oil.

1482
01:24:46.520 --> 01:24:56.880
<v Speaker 2>All those making the cherf motion, they're fucking okay. Well,

1483
01:24:57.079 --> 01:24:59.640
<v Speaker 2>that was a crazy episode. Wait till next week will

1484
01:24:59.680 --> 01:25:03.680
<v Speaker 2>probably probably dive into the Alien Baby. To keep this going,

1485
01:25:04.279 --> 01:25:06.319
<v Speaker 2>we'll talk about we uh, we have a little small

1486
01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:09.279
<v Speaker 2>episode coming up next. We'll talk about the alien hybrid

1487
01:25:09.359 --> 01:25:11.840
<v Speaker 2>baby community. Hey, follow us if you're not like actually

1488
01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:14.720
<v Speaker 2>like offended by everything and like you can enjoy jokes

1489
01:25:14.880 --> 01:25:19.239
<v Speaker 2>said it so sadly. Well, if you weren't offended, please.

1490
01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:22.279
<v Speaker 9>Hey guys, if like you don't want to feel like

1491
01:25:22.399 --> 01:25:24.319
<v Speaker 9>I mean like, if you guys want to like I

1492
01:25:24.399 --> 01:25:27.720
<v Speaker 9>mean like, I guess likely the President's that you've gone

1493
01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:31.960
<v Speaker 9>to us, right, Yeah, it sucks to suck, right, all.

1494
01:25:31.920 --> 01:25:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, love you guys. Dot strange fopodcast dot com. Here

1495
01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:37.399
<v Speaker 2>yourself some merch. It was literally on sale. Everything was

1496
01:25:37.479 --> 01:25:40.279
<v Speaker 2>thirty five percent off today. Watch for those deals, I

1497
01:25:40.319 --> 01:25:45.319
<v Speaker 2>said on the one episode Ballance. Yeah, go ahead, we'll

1498
01:25:45.319 --> 01:25:49.199
<v Speaker 2>talk to the company. But h wow, the company. Everyone's

1499
01:25:49.199 --> 01:25:52.439
<v Speaker 2>getting shirts where we're building up, you know, support Strange brew.

1500
01:25:53.199 --> 01:25:56.600
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you watch for those deals because they dramatically change,

1501
01:25:56.840 --> 01:25:59.000
<v Speaker 2>like you can see, like, you know, fifteen percent off

1502
01:25:59.039 --> 01:26:01.079
<v Speaker 2>and then a lot of wants month it's a oarge.

1503
01:26:01.720 --> 01:26:04.359
<v Speaker 2>You can just pay full price and we love you. Yeah,

1504
01:26:04.520 --> 01:26:09.560
<v Speaker 2>and dude, kisses. I'll be like my love Billy.

1505
01:26:10.319 --> 01:26:12.600
<v Speaker 4>We'll all put on lipstick and kiss a sheet of paper,

1506
01:26:12.640 --> 01:26:14.399
<v Speaker 4>and box.

1507
01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:16.399
<v Speaker 2>Will send you an envelope full of farts and you

1508
01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:19.279
<v Speaker 2>can see his ass on. Okay, can we do that?

1509
01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:21.079
<v Speaker 2>Call me? Can we?

1510
01:26:21.560 --> 01:26:21.600
<v Speaker 3>So?

1511
01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Bitches always want to eat my ass? Whole ship smells yeah,

1512
01:26:25.479 --> 01:26:29.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking right here, who barks? I'm on the past one

1513
01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:35.199
<v Speaker 2>gold and the figures, Welcome to the future. Help down

1514
01:26:35.319 --> 01:26:38.119
<v Speaker 2>hell down? This is how now help? Can you recert?

1515
01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Don't shut to Lucidberg cop gone down, knock fel shirts down,

1516
01:26:42.840 --> 01:26:46.680
<v Speaker 1>down down brown computer cops gonna s down cops.

1517
01:26:47.039 --> 01:26:48.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh you know now?

1518
01:26:48.239 --> 01:26:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Who is fo cannot shooting down? What the inside of us?

1519
01:26:56.199 --> 01:26:59.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm chilled red chips in the flesh and the billions

1520
01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:02.840
<v Speaker 1>the blacks kids killed himself recycled death wok and has

1521
01:27:02.880 --> 01:27:05.880
<v Speaker 1>a called recycle pass, not knowing what beyond the Wifele

1522
01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Glass can take you back with us soul like taking

1523
01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:12.720
<v Speaker 1>off Michael's mass by baking black so cold, shooting.

1524
01:27:12.479 --> 01:27:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Down your spine.

1525
01:27:13.800 --> 01:27:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Rolle Boston driven their mission.

1526
01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:19.920
<v Speaker 1>By design to awate us. You're faced up the space ships,

1527
01:27:19.960 --> 01:27:23.560
<v Speaker 1>boty free in the sky, no Muller wing makeup, hiding

1528
01:27:23.640 --> 01:27:26.720
<v Speaker 1>in handed place, his reptil in shape shift thurds came

1529
01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:31.399
<v Speaker 1>to a nate this waste un so called symbolization. We

1530
01:27:31.680 --> 01:27:34.880
<v Speaker 1>play stop faith in the pagan were ridden the matrix.

1531
01:27:35.319 --> 01:27:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Wake up from the battery into the.

1532
01:27:37.279 --> 01:27:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Real thing, still getting ball by the pumas strings. Wake

1533
01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:43.920
<v Speaker 2>up my screen to that w b safe thing.

1534
01:27:44.119 --> 01:27:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't begin to have but wake up from the battery

1535
01:27:47.880 --> 01:27:51.399
<v Speaker 1>into the real thing. Still get ball by the bucket ridings.

1536
01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Wake up for to us do that one. Be safe

1537
01:27:54.880 --> 01:27:58.000
<v Speaker 2>and don't begin to have fun. You would think you'm free.

1538
01:27:58.119 --> 01:28:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Now you're standing out the edge by can't see down.

1539
01:28:01.359 --> 01:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>You feel the ground up shaped from your force.

1540
01:28:03.680 --> 01:28:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Kneel not for the habit's gates and behold.

1541
01:28:06.359 --> 01:28:08.800
<v Speaker 1>That beat sound had its face the day he needs

1542
01:28:08.880 --> 01:28:12.640
<v Speaker 1>soul heavily and just that human race dead. Oh wake

1543
01:28:12.960 --> 01:28:15.720
<v Speaker 1>the day's probably shot that human face and nice satit

1544
01:28:15.880 --> 01:28:18.279
<v Speaker 1>It is way too lad had our face.

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01:28:18.359 --> 01:28:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I assume when hate.

1546
01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:23.199
<v Speaker 1>And now the contut we're not doing so great. Faultures

1547
01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:28.239
<v Speaker 1>eating and dropping decade. If you're forgotten, dismayed, the lucked away, you're.

1548
01:28:28.119 --> 01:28:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Not the same, Mama God you're voting. I'm mama, I'm

1549
01:28:31.600 --> 01:28:34.520
<v Speaker 2>a fucking broken You're the star of all wus out

1550
01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:36.840
<v Speaker 2>the end off, dog broke and no soul.

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01:28:36.920 --> 01:28:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Wed Day gets stolen. Wake up from a battery to

1552
01:28:40.439 --> 01:28:43.359
<v Speaker 1>the real thing, Still get bored by the bucket street.

1553
01:28:43.800 --> 01:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Wake y'all from the street of that one. Be safe,

1554
01:28:47.039 --> 01:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>there's nobody in the house. But wake up from the

1555
01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>battery to.

1556
01:28:50.880 --> 01:28:51.439
<v Speaker 3>The real thing.

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01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:55.079
<v Speaker 2>Still get ball by the bucket strings. Wake up from

1558
01:28:55.199 --> 01:28:58.279
<v Speaker 2>the street of that wandering bet safe and don't forget

1559
01:28:58.359 --> 01:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>the house.

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01:28:58.800 --> 01:29:07.399
<v Speaker 1>Funct Doctor Pater, doctor conductor, doctor