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Speaker 2: Welcome you to the podcast Trains Grow. What are here
Speaker 2: to entertain you? You? It's about us.
Speaker 3: Out of all the inventions though over like the last
Speaker 3: thousand years, like the dry erase board has.
Speaker 2: Got to be the most remarkable. I like them all right,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What's going on? I'm Tom kat Ak,
Speaker 2: Tom Thompson.
Speaker 3: I have here, Billy, I'm Alex Black Alex Okay?
Speaker 2: Was it actually because you're only a black kid in
Speaker 2: the school?
Speaker 4: No, because there was three other There was three Alexes
Speaker 4: all in one class. Me, there's ginger Alex and then
Speaker 4: there was just Alex.
Speaker 2: It's like Alex is brown, but you black, all right,
Speaker 2: So we're gonna be talking about boots sexual alien encounters,
Speaker 2: which is kind of disgusting. Let's talk about some alien
Speaker 2: on human sexy times.
Speaker 3: Alien on humans likely, most likely I.
Speaker 2: Want female male alien threesomes. You should know that sometimes
Speaker 2: celebrities are believers in the sci fi and the supernatural.
Speaker 2: Did you know Lucy for example? Well, Tom Maks a pedophile,
Speaker 2: so let's not go ahead. Everybody's a pedophile. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Lucy Lou, for example, famously told US Weekly in nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine that she once had a sexual alien encounter
Speaker 2: with a heavenly being. Lucy Lou's also fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair, Yeah, it was Tina Tequila.
Speaker 2: That was nuts.
Speaker 3: Tinla Tequila is nuts, but she's got good luis Okay, Lucy, Well,
Speaker 3: she was a child star.
Speaker 2: Every child starts fuck? Was Lucy Lou? Yeah? Am I
Speaker 2: talking about the right Lucy Lou chick from Kill Bill? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, the girl from the Asian in Mexicano. I
Speaker 3: thought you were talking about Lucy Lou from the Gram Idiot,
Speaker 3: that's not even her name.
Speaker 2: She's like in a metal band. Cindy lu who, cindyl who?
Speaker 2: She said it was sure bliss, I felt everything I
Speaker 2: climbaxed and then he floated away. What a good guy
Speaker 2: he got her off at least, which frankly sounds a
Speaker 2: lot better than your average between the sheets hook up
Speaker 2: with a human dude. Because I guess she she.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, the human guys don't care, they come, they're
Speaker 3: coming to right, Billy, Am I gonna climb?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make Billy come. Billy's phenomenon in mind the hubbing,
Speaker 2: the Huffington Post turned to a website h R H
Speaker 2: a r O help a reporter out. I guess that's
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that an acronym used daily like
Speaker 2: fucking h A r oh to reach out to anybody
Speaker 2: the things that they've had a sex, sexy time, sexy,
Speaker 2: sexy with an alien.
Speaker 3: Wow, that seems like you're opening it up to an
Speaker 3: extremely credible audience. It's like, here, this is exactly what
Speaker 3: we're looking for. If anybody even kind of identifies with that.
Speaker 2: And you're like, fuck, I want to be on the news.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I'm pretty sure when I was
Speaker 3: like sixteen, like blacked out once I ended up on
Speaker 3: my front lawn with no pants on, that could have
Speaker 3: been aliens, right.
Speaker 2: I remember drinking at twenty six or a tequila and
Speaker 2: then I woke up fucking gross. According to a post,
Speaker 2: UFO and biological experts will also be on the hand
Speaker 2: to have their take on intergellectual mating. A writer from
Speaker 2: huff posts Weird News says that fifteen people who have
Speaker 2: responded to the ad two or three were trying to
Speaker 2: hawk their own novel. However, there are plenty of humans
Speaker 2: who claim to have had sex, shall we say, close
Speaker 2: encounters with the third kind. Oh, take the case of
Speaker 2: Stephanie Cohen, a British woman who regularly has sex with
Speaker 2: aliens that she nicknamed Team Spirit. But she got crooked
Speaker 2: ass teeth too. Yes, is she getting gangbanged? That's what
Speaker 2: it sounds like, regularly fucked by aliens? Like do they know?
Speaker 2: Like is what she's just just to claim?
Speaker 3: Like she's getting them off too, so they keep coming
Speaker 3: back Like this is more than ones that are like,
Speaker 3: will be back for your next Friday when we're all fucked.
Speaker 4: The Puerto Ricans tried to float out in the States
Speaker 4: and ended up in the UK.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the one chick that keeps She's always down,
Speaker 3: but like all your friends like are disgusted by it,
Speaker 3: so you like, you're like, yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: Don't tell no one anymore. But come here, Betty. A
Speaker 2: group of women are claiming they have children which were
Speaker 2: fathered by aliens who lived with their dads on giant spaceships,
Speaker 2: and describes their sexual encounter with them as the best
Speaker 2: they've ever had. Did they go to their moms on
Speaker 2: the weekends. No, it's like a shriff custody women that
Speaker 2: have never had sex before. And this will lead into
Speaker 2: oh my god, he touched it. So lead into possibly
Speaker 2: next week when we talk about the hybrid baby community,
Speaker 2: and the hybrid baby community believes aliens have been harvesting
Speaker 2: their DNA to create children that combine the best of
Speaker 2: both human and alien characteristics over a period of several years. Okay,
Speaker 2: the community, it's community women together and they're like, ya
Speaker 2: got fuck by Nieling, You got fucked by Neeling, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got five. I've never seen two women come together.
Speaker 3: No, they always.
Speaker 2: Got chill daddy, chill yourself. Fuck. According to the two
Speaker 2: women who have claimed to have mother children with aliens,
Speaker 2: the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters.
Speaker 2: Farmer marketing executive Bridget Nielsen and video game designer all
Speaker 2: Alumnia Verse claimed that between them they've had thirteen children
Speaker 2: with aliens.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that was actually my question was like saying,
Speaker 3: like the community, is this a community that they believe
Speaker 3: they're already products of, like a mixed race thing. It's
Speaker 3: like I got a way bigger teeth than everybody else,
Speaker 3: Like I'm being alien.
Speaker 2: There there is chicks out there. I can't remember the
Speaker 2: one girl's name, but she talks to like alien UFO conferences.
Speaker 2: And she's not the greatest looking women. It has everybody
Speaker 2: else pretty, I must be. She claims that she's a
Speaker 2: hybrid grade. She does look fucking weird, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. She talks on fucking big conferences, but
Speaker 2: who knows. She says that her mother was a drug addict,
Speaker 2: so they usually use people that either have drug abuse
Speaker 2: or people that won't be believed. That is the that
Speaker 2: is the case.
Speaker 3: No, I mean no, I mean, well, that's that's a
Speaker 3: that's a fine line the cross like we talked about
Speaker 3: with that with the alien encounters before saying, like the
Speaker 3: the Hicks are the only ones that seem to find out,
Speaker 3: but the Hicks are also the ones that are smoking, cracking,
Speaker 3: cooking Moonshine twenty four to seven. So like, I get
Speaker 3: I get that line of like a okay, maybe that
Speaker 3: that's how they argue it. It's like, well, let's only
Speaker 3: do the not credible ones. But like, but at the
Speaker 3: same time, these guys are super fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like is this.
Speaker 3: Like can you really actually be like, Okay, well maybe
Speaker 3: he's telling the truth or did buddy fucking just blackout again?
Speaker 2: Well that's true. Indeed, Bridget said the sex was the
Speaker 2: best ever and that thousands of women around the world
Speaker 2: are missing out on such an experience because they have
Speaker 2: actually had hybrid children with aliens, but they don't realize it,
Speaker 2: damn son.
Speaker 3: So what classifies a hybrid child, Like, is there did
Speaker 3: they have certain characteristics?
Speaker 2: Yes, if you if you see a child with big
Speaker 2: white eyes and taper Okay, we're still going on Billy here,
Speaker 2: so pretty much like looking like a mix between a
Speaker 2: gray and a human. But like, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: there is there is Asians, No, there are different Korean Yeah,
Speaker 2: every every race have different types of DNA in them.
Speaker 2: So there's no there's obviously there's all these theories of
Speaker 2: evolution and stuff, and why people are different. Why there's
Speaker 2: Hispanics and why there's whites and blacks and Asians and
Speaker 2: all that stuff. It's because supposedly they have different types
Speaker 2: of DNA in them from different aliens. It's not just
Speaker 2: because you know, you uh people at the equator and
Speaker 2: then their skin got darker over hundreds of years. Because
Speaker 2: it's kind of true to an extent. Because why there's
Speaker 2: there's people that have lived for centuries in South Africa
Speaker 2: that are white and like they live in a very
Speaker 2: hot climate with sun constants because they don't go outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got I just got a job outside
Speaker 3: for the first and step foot outside for more than
Speaker 3: two hours a day for the first time in my life.
Speaker 2: And I'm tanning like a motherfucker. You look too tan.
Speaker 2: See the difference. Look at the difference. It's like my
Speaker 2: arms are black. Tommy, Tommy in Middle Time is at
Speaker 2: the cottage. She literally goes Mexican because she like used
Speaker 2: to work in tobacco fields. She can tan like fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like nuts. Your skin literally goes like dark.
Speaker 3: I'm close to that. You getting there, almost there. I
Speaker 3: got racially profiled the other day, I tell you, did
Speaker 3: you goddamn fucking I was done in my day and
Speaker 3: I went door knocking with the guys and the ladies
Speaker 3: like what are you selling attic insulation?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't need any of that, but you know, you
Speaker 3: look like you could help me out with You could
Speaker 3: probably help me out with my gardening and pardon me.
Speaker 2: She's like, well you're so tan, and I was like, what, like,
Speaker 2: go fund yourself. I actually kind of liked it because
Speaker 2: I am Mexicans, so I kind of maybe left.
Speaker 3: But I think she just meant I look like I
Speaker 3: spend time outside, so.
Speaker 2: I'm probably pretty good with that kind of thing. So
Speaker 2: Bridget refutes claims pointing to a lack of evidence to
Speaker 2: such an encounter, saying that extraterrestrial creatures only take women
Speaker 2: on some level that want to be taken. You gotta
Speaker 2: want it, think about.
Speaker 4: It, maybe starting manifesting for it.
Speaker 2: Just be like, fucking I want an alien. She got
Speaker 2: it illegal.
Speaker 3: I was I was gonna say, I'm here, You're welcome.
Speaker 3: I give you good orgasms.
Speaker 2: Although she lives with God. Although she lives with her
Speaker 2: father in the USA in Arizona, she claims to have
Speaker 2: regular contact with aliens and now has ten hybrid children,
Speaker 2: four boys and six girls.
Speaker 4: I don't think aliens can have female babies. They can
Speaker 4: make them aliens, they don't. It's only male asexually reproduced. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's true.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right. You learned that from American Death. Jesus Roger,
Speaker 3: that's what you know that from you?
Speaker 2: Piece of ship. I know what? That is pretty true
Speaker 2: because when it comes to like the grays and stuff,
Speaker 2: they're pretty much like they're like robotic creatures. They're like
Speaker 2: a human, but they were they're like they have flesh
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, but they're pretty much like robotic.
Speaker 2: Hold up, I'll shake that. Shake that sexy. But yeah,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is in that beer can? Right now?
Speaker 2: Okay man, we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna post this video to the page is when this
Speaker 3: episode comes out.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what the shake this? What the
Speaker 2: fuck did I just drink in there? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. No, that just can opener police.
Speaker 4: The other day I got a fucking I PA was
Speaker 4: from a Great Lakes brewery. They have it at the
Speaker 4: l CBO, but it's called uh Octopus wants to fight
Speaker 4: bore that ship out? And there was fucking ship floating
Speaker 4: all in it and it was fucking disgusting and I
Speaker 4: almost threw up, but I had to drink it because
Speaker 4: I paid for it.
Speaker 2: Because I paid for it, so it needs to be drunk.
Speaker 3: But I left like the last like and you, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna we're gonna keep this on stand by here,
Speaker 3: because I really want to know what's in my beer
Speaker 3: can because I just finished. Yeah, doesn't that feel like
Speaker 3: that's like a mold ball or something. That's what it
Speaker 3: felt like the bottom of a Guinness ball with like
Speaker 3: those like, yeah, I had a ball and it Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is in my Canadian This message has been brought
Speaker 3: to you by what the fuck is in my most
Speaker 3: Canadian can mine beer? What did I just drink? Because
Speaker 3: I finished that fucking beer? I want to know what
Speaker 3: the fuck's in it? We're working on here, guys, give
Speaker 3: me a minute.
Speaker 2: What did you do? Dude? It's a cigarette? Butty? What
Speaker 2: you grabbed the wrong beer? Did you grab the wrong beard?
Speaker 2: Did you put a cigarette button in? Sure? Didn't?
Speaker 3: I just cracked that inside. Yes, that beer didn't go
Speaker 3: outside with me?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: Well? Molson's gonna get a fucking handful.
Speaker 2: Are you sure. What the fuck are you sure? Dude?
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred percent you cracked that inside. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: let's check if it's not my brand a cigarette. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: it's the middle of a cigarette. It's not the butt.
Speaker 3: It's the top end. What the fuck? It's not the butt, man,
Speaker 3: it's the top end of a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Got ripped in the mill and there your shirt on.
Speaker 2: Let's see. It's not the butt. It's the top end
Speaker 2: of a smoke. Oh, it stinks, can smell it, jesus,
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Man? Can we put that away? Anna
Speaker 2: throw up? Oh? Fuck? Yeah? If that I don't know.
Speaker 2: Molson fucked up or you fucked up either one.
Speaker 5: Dude, at the top of a smoke. I didn't rip
Speaker 5: off the top of my cigarette to put it in there. Yes,
Speaker 5: there's no butt. I'm fucking petrified to drink my other beers.
Speaker 2: Now, let's see what happens. Can you put it outside?
Speaker 2: Please sell the chicks that she had hybrid children. She said,
Speaker 2: they're not just taking our children, they're creating a hybrid
Speaker 2: race to better humanity. Bullshit. The moms have produced drawings
Speaker 2: of what their hybrid children look like. I'll post them
Speaker 2: on the page. If I won't be if I'm allowed
Speaker 2: to post things because I'm banned for fucking so many things,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my Facebook pretty yeah. And
Speaker 2: honestly that fuck it? Who cares? It's again, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So uh well they passed. You can't anything mean that
Speaker 2: hurt feeling anymore? All right, Billy said that he's gonna
Speaker 2: kill Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 6: Come get him, boys, if I say that the mom
Speaker 6: I said, he's a piece of ship that probably gets
Speaker 6: rape by his own dead. But whoa, whoa, whoa, let
Speaker 6: him fucking he's not a piece of ships walking vagina.
Speaker 3: That's what he is, walking vagina that admires China's communism
Speaker 3: and wishes and per batim word for word. I wish
Speaker 3: one day Canada's citizens would act like that.
Speaker 2: That's fucking ridiculous. It was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4: Saying you want you what you need all these guns for?
Speaker 4: That's got to happen.
Speaker 3: You want me to I don't even want to drink
Speaker 3: my beard.
Speaker 2: You want this kinda can.
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: That's so gross. Are you sure you didn't put a
Speaker 2: cigarette in there?
Speaker 3: It was the top of a cigarette, yes, thank you bubbies.
Speaker 2: All right, So the moms have produced drawings of what
Speaker 2: their hybrid children look like, and while some of them
Speaker 2: have human characteristics, both of them display reptilian features, with
Speaker 2: big black eyes, big black cocks, big black eyes. That's
Speaker 2: Billy Volume, recalling a sexual encounter with an alien on
Speaker 2: board of spaceship Bridges, said it was great. It was incredible,
Speaker 2: super primal, super raw, super primal sexual experience. That's uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Women want to be so progressive, but they're like, punch
Speaker 4: me in the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're allowed. You're not allowed to me in the face.
Speaker 3: And as long as I can handle it, it's okay.
Speaker 2: But if I can't, that's a salt. There was really freedom,
Speaker 2: and we were going at it for seemed like hours.
Speaker 2: It was the best sex I ever had. Speaking out
Speaker 2: about her own conception, mom of three children, and Alu,
Speaker 2: twenty three from Los Angeles, added, I was in a
Speaker 2: classroom setting with other humans. All of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 2: sat next to this green, reptilian creature, and immediately I'm
Speaker 2: so sexually turned on looking at this being. I was
Speaker 2: very surprised. We were making love in the classroom in
Speaker 2: front of everybody, everyone turned their attention to us. It
Speaker 2: sounds like a wet dream. What yeah, what just happened?
Speaker 2: An alien came down into a classroom. They and they
Speaker 2: just started fucking these these are all.
Speaker 4: The women that had all these stories. And then that
Speaker 4: didn't fucking work. And then they started saying Bill Cosby drunk.
Speaker 4: Now he's from free as in his basement lass mansion,
Speaker 4: basement theater, a bowling alley, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awful. It was awful. Okay, the video,
Speaker 2: he said, Dave Chappell make said joke where it's like
Speaker 2: instead of saying like, you know, he's with like a
Speaker 2: thirteen four year old girl and he's like, yeah, spread
Speaker 2: that fourteen year old pussy. He's like, no, David Spellsy,
Speaker 2: you don't say that. You say yes that eighteen year
Speaker 2: old pussy. Yes, spread them legs. Thirty year old. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that one. I was like how many times
Speaker 2: this niggas? He's like, I had to turn off. She
Speaker 2: continued expensing it sounds crazy and people have asked if
Speaker 2: I'm off my meds, but this really was happening. She's
Speaker 2: on meds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's on meds. What are your meds? She's like no,
Speaker 3: I've been taking all of me bills.
Speaker 2: There are worse liars out there than I. And Lewis
Speaker 2: said she was taking aboard a ship in a dream
Speaker 2: state and described the sex she had as one of
Speaker 2: the most vivid memories. Some of the women in the
Speaker 2: Hybrid Baby community, which have members aged from nineteen to
Speaker 2: some in their sixties, claim to have more than ten
Speaker 2: children with aliens. Fucking that's a lot. However, they never
Speaker 2: meet their children on earth. And Bridget said this is
Speaker 2: the saddest because you can't be with them. Oh, so
Speaker 2: they're in space. I can't be with my hybrid Oh
Speaker 2: I thought you said the hybrid babies are on the Earth. No,
Speaker 2: they're on the spaceship, said that she had. Did she
Speaker 2: have ten babies like in one go or to this?
Speaker 2: Ever over time, so they take them board these spaceships
Speaker 2: and then they either artificial incimination so like a fucking
Speaker 2: turkey baster so to speak. Yeah I did that one yeah,
Speaker 2: or they actually fucked them and then they they put
Speaker 2: the babies. Sometimes they like fucking.
Speaker 3: These chambers modified what pregnant somebody if you like thought
Speaker 3: hard enough, like the force.
Speaker 2: It's a part. You just take the egg and then
Speaker 2: maybe because they're they're pretty much proving that we live
Speaker 2: in an artificial simulation. So it could be.
Speaker 3: I mean I've been trying to do the force for
Speaker 3: like ten years, I say, and like every time I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say that I do it in
Speaker 3: subway when buddies, when tis like she's like do you want,
Speaker 3: I'm like lettuce, and then I will pretend like I'm
Speaker 3: moving her hand to the lettuce and putting it on
Speaker 3: the sub You.
Speaker 2: Just go to fucking like this and the door opens
Speaker 2: and fucking Jenim tricks. Bro. Yeah, I need to grow
Speaker 2: up for sure. So Antonio Villis Boras, a Brazilian farmer,
Speaker 2: was plowing in his field one day. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What is that think about? Antonio Villis? Tonio? Tonio gave
Speaker 2: Alex the best rim jobs I've ever had. Tonio Villis,
Speaker 2: a Brazilian farmer, was plowing his field one day in
Speaker 2: nineteen fifty seven when he claimed to see an object
Speaker 2: in the sky illuminated by purple lights. Illuminated, according to him,
Speaker 2: and change humanoid creatures ascended brought Boris into the craft
Speaker 2: or you know that's a gross name. It is Boas
Speaker 2: or it's boas is it's b o a s Either
Speaker 2: it's Boas. Still that's still As. That's still a gross name.
Speaker 2: That's actually worse. So Antonio, they he was brought up
Speaker 2: toward the aircraft and they subjected him to medical examination.
Speaker 2: And this story actually goes a lot deeper, might be
Speaker 2: its own episode, we'll see, but it does. It's pretty,
Speaker 2: it's pretty thick. Uh So, things got really weird after that.
Speaker 2: Then the aliens, he claimed, rubbed a strange via girl
Speaker 2: like gel over his body comes into Gail. Well, it's
Speaker 2: just that's what he claimed, because obviously he got stimulated
Speaker 2: everywhere that they were putting in all his entire body.
Speaker 2: Arms out. A beautiful blonde woman soon appeared. Feeling an
Speaker 2: incidentt attraction to her. They had sex several times afterward,
Speaker 2: Antonio said in an interview. She turned me on, pointed to
Speaker 2: her belly, and smiling, pointed at the sky before eving
Speaker 2: baby Sky. I take baby Sky. I took a baby
Speaker 2: to the sky.
Speaker 3: It's what you know what that you're going to pay
Speaker 3: me each house support Kanye West impregnating Kim Kardashian and
Speaker 3: then she was like, our baby's name is.
Speaker 2: Norman came of the South. Let's get our liberal flags. Sorry,
Speaker 2: rebel ones the liberal Yummy, What's what's a liberal flag, Billy?
Speaker 3: I meant, I said a rebel That's what I meant
Speaker 3: to say. I know, but I was asking you what
Speaker 3: a liberal flag? And I said a liberal flag. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's not true. Though, let's call
Speaker 3: a liberal flag. It's probably just uh, but it's worse
Speaker 3: than that. It's it's the gay pride flag, but in
Speaker 3: the middle has has just a very big black dot
Speaker 3: and then says, we love you.
Speaker 2: So he took it. It doesn't matter. Do it's okay? Sorry,
Speaker 2: you won't go to jail. Oh he will if you
Speaker 2: say one wrong thing about somebody else. So he took
Speaker 2: it to me that she was now pregnant and was
Speaker 2: going to return to her own planet to raise the baby.
Speaker 2: He said, don't do it, dad, that's my baby. Jazz
Speaker 2: singer Pamela Stonebrook says she stared shared steamy duets with
Speaker 2: a reptile lover over a thirty six month period. She said, yeah,
Speaker 2: she said.
Speaker 3: You're talking about like music load duets or like she's
Speaker 3: talking about sucking it steamy duets.
Speaker 2: So it's sucking it. But she's a singer, so they
Speaker 2: probably added that for fun. Fun play. No, that's a
Speaker 2: good date. You do at someone and you you play music.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's like a thing that all the kids
Speaker 2: do on TikTok. They do it.
Speaker 3: I do what I do at them, and then I
Speaker 3: just go, oh damn react awesome video and I got
Speaker 3: a million likes.
Speaker 2: Yeah that so many times it's like what the fuck.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, that video should have got all that.
Speaker 2: Stop stealing people. My reptilian video that I talked about
Speaker 2: fucking Beyonce shape Shifting got like four thousand views. But
Speaker 2: one guy just had in the background he's like, look
Speaker 2: look at it, and then he got a million fucking
Speaker 2: likes on that ship just because he said, I explained
Speaker 2: the whole narrative. No fucking way, and he said look
Speaker 2: look and then you canna do it and you got no. No,
Speaker 2: he did his own video, but it's just in the
Speaker 2: background looked like shit and he was like, look, look
Speaker 2: like a million views because it was instant. People have
Speaker 2: fucking short tend of spans. They don't want to listen
Speaker 2: to me talk about how the reptilian is possessed fucking celebrities.
Speaker 2: While nobody really wants to listen to you talk either way,
Speaker 2: they do because I had followers for some fucking reason
Speaker 2: because he was fitting that whole fucking and they're like, god, damn,
Speaker 2: you know what, enough.
Speaker 3: Time slavery should come back, oh man, Just like apparently
Speaker 3: are fans and actually, you know what? Actually to date,
Speaker 3: can I can? I can? I cut our fan base
Speaker 3: a little bit?
Speaker 2: No, a little bit? Well, this is Billy's opinion, not
Speaker 2: anyone else's on this spot. The better not mention this
Speaker 2: South Mother.
Speaker 3: It was all good, hardened games, but there there's some
Speaker 3: people that you all gotta cut loose.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna say. Just cut them loose. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: So yeah, that she had. She had a steamy relationship
Speaker 2: with a reptilian for for thirty six month period. She said,
Speaker 2: my first sexual encounter with an alien was unlike any
Speaker 2: love making I've ever experienced before, because you're fat and
Speaker 2: love you. It was so intense and enjoyable, and without
Speaker 2: wanting to get too graphic, he was so much larger
Speaker 2: than most men.
Speaker 3: He was like like like two inches bigger.
Speaker 2: Thrilled Pam told h the sun, which is the Toronto.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming how she woke to find her six foot
Speaker 2: alien making love to her looking like a Greek god,
Speaker 2: which is what they do. This is uh, that's me.
Speaker 2: This is what reptilians do. Supposed to be in the
Speaker 2: folklore and folklore whatever you you apology. Great gods all
Speaker 2: have beards. Is they make you see, You make you
Speaker 2: see things, They make you see. They can cast images
Speaker 2: in your mind. So they say that if women have
Speaker 2: dreams about fucking a celebrity, it's most likely a reptilian
Speaker 2: casting that image into their mind and making them believe
Speaker 2: that they're having sex with an alien.
Speaker 3: So I mean, an alien has been casting Jennifer Anderson
Speaker 3: into your mind.
Speaker 2: Which, yeah, well but I did I said that. I
Speaker 2: think I said this before this podcast, that I had
Speaker 2: a wet dream about Shanaia Twain and and yeah, and
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: fourteen fifteen. I was drunk, so I thought I pissed
Speaker 2: the bed and then I was like kind of like,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's not pissed. And then I realized
Speaker 2: had a fucking.
Speaker 3: Wet dreamsction It's like it's wet, and like I do
Speaker 3: that too, and every guy does it.
Speaker 2: They grab it and they go, what does it smell like?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I put it on my story
Speaker 2: or not, but it was that, what did you do
Speaker 2: that and put it on your.
Speaker 3: I just see what it smells like.
Speaker 2: Together. There's a picture.
Speaker 4: It's like a scene from uh Futurama, and it's like
Speaker 4: the guy holding up the tablet like Moses, and it's
Speaker 4: like it has written on it. If you see a
Speaker 4: toilet and in your in your dream, don't pee in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have this theory right that it's a
Speaker 2: theory that that's what they're doing. So who knows, maybe
Speaker 2: some reptilian woman took my fucking sperm when I had
Speaker 2: a dream about Shania Twain and I don't even like
Speaker 2: fucking country music and I don't like Shania Twain, so
Speaker 2: it was just weird. And I remember she had a
Speaker 2: very sexy body and it didn't look like old a
Speaker 2: Shania twainn when she looks like an alice. It was
Speaker 2: age rapidly, yeah, like very quickly. So they do this
Speaker 2: and that's why they say, supposedly, if if you're on
Speaker 2: your deathbend, you're dying and you see Jesus or other
Speaker 2: entities like that, like like, uh, just figures that it's
Speaker 2: actually the reptilians coming to take your soul, because you
Speaker 2: should be met by people that you've already been with,
Speaker 2: like your grandfather or if your mother's dead or whatever.
Speaker 2: They should be the ones that are coming to get you,
Speaker 2: to bring you to the other side, so to speak.
Speaker 2: Because Billy doesn't like believe it in psychic shit and
Speaker 2: all that shite. Could you imagine being so dumb? All right?
Speaker 2: Human can tell your future episode. At first, I assumed
Speaker 2: it was an exceptionally lucid dream. She said the sex
Speaker 2: was very intense, and as I closed my eyes, I
Speaker 2: was over what it kind of worked.
Speaker 3: It's just kissed me, she he said, that's gay, And
Speaker 3: then what you were saying versus that s gay kind
Speaker 3: of like fit in down.
Speaker 2: All right, So, but the sex was very intense. As
Speaker 2: I closed my eyes, I was overwhelmed by an uncomfortable
Speaker 2: but how comfortable I felt with this unknown being. The
Speaker 2: next time my eyes and he transformed into a reptilian
Speaker 2: entity with scaly, snake like skin, and it was then
Speaker 2: I realized I was making love to a shape shifting alien.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine like he goes back and it's just
Speaker 3: like a crocodiles, just.
Speaker 2: Like bro duck humping. There is a guy that said
Speaker 2: that give it to me. This dude in Louisiana said
Speaker 2: that he, uh, I'm gonna make a shoot about you
Speaker 2: an alligator. Well, David Ike talks about this story, and like,
Speaker 2: obviously I love David, but you never know what you're
Speaker 2: real or not. But uh, this guy he said that,
Speaker 2: like talk to him in one of his conferences, said
Speaker 2: that he had an alligator as a pat in his
Speaker 2: backyard and he lived in Louisiana and one late night
Speaker 2: he used to keep a baseball bat beside his bedding case.
Speaker 2: The crocodile turned on him. Yeah, he said that he
Speaker 2: saw it fucking shape shift into a humanlike stare through
Speaker 2: his stare through his fucking sliding door at him, and
Speaker 2: he's like holding the bat in bed.
Speaker 3: I think this is gonna work. But also there's shift
Speaker 3: but like my my Louisiana slugger is going to do this.
Speaker 2: Is I love David. I think he makes good points
Speaker 2: about a lot of stuff, and I do have a
Speaker 2: belief in the reptilians and and all that ship. But
Speaker 2: The thing is, there's a lot of stories he tells
Speaker 2: that it's like, oh, did that happen? Because he said
Speaker 2: a woman talked to him and said she had this
Speaker 2: boyfriend that was kind of aggressive, and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: they had fights all the time. And then she moved
Speaker 2: in this new place and she started reading David Ike's
Speaker 2: book and they were kind of off and on again.
Speaker 2: And then he came over and saw that she had
Speaker 2: a David Ike book and he freaked out and she
Speaker 2: saw his eyes shift and then he she was as
Speaker 2: he was grabbing on to her and started out, bulls,
Speaker 2: I'm telling such truth. Are scared. Literally, Yeah, isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Yause why would they give a ship? They don't care.
Speaker 2: It's like, you're just some fucking bullshit. This other story
Speaker 2: of this woman that came down there's like, uh, David
Speaker 2: Ike didn't tell this is from like dan Akroy or
Speaker 2: something like that, because he's it's super the alien ship.
Speaker 2: Some woman like she like kept having these experiences of
Speaker 2: thinking she sees grays and stuff like that. And then
Speaker 2: she came downstairs and they were all going through her bookshelf,
Speaker 2: like looking at what she was reading to observe what
Speaker 2: the fuck was going on, and she like scared the
Speaker 2: chaon where they kind of turned and looked at her
Speaker 2: disciplinary what is this ship of the sorry Harry Harry
Speaker 2: Potter and like reading it like, Oh, this guy's crazy,
Speaker 2: this must be real. Fifty shades of Gray. This might
Speaker 2: be a book about Yeah.
Speaker 3: You're back, you come downstairs, just like the fucking four
Speaker 3: reptilian dudes like jerking off to fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 2: They're all reading it together. I love that joke. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Meng zang Yao a lagger in China and hell in China. Hell,
Speaker 2: I thought I thought that. I thought that was an
Speaker 2: English name. Held what I said? What kind of logger
Speaker 2: do they make in China? A skinny one? I don't know,
Speaker 2: but like a beer a logger? Oh both. I loved
Speaker 2: it good. So he was hard at work at the
Speaker 2: Red Flag logging camp in nineteen einety four when he
Speaker 2: spied a mysterious metallic shimmering on nearby mount side. He
Speaker 2: suspected that it was a drowned helicopter, which I don't know,
Speaker 2: a down helicopter. Drowned helicopter. Oh, you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to make clagger.
Speaker 3: In China, you lose focus.
Speaker 2: Stupid. He set out to investigate, hoping to collect some
Speaker 2: scrap metal. For some reason. This dude needs scrap metal
Speaker 2: for something. He's like, I got the building strapped my
Speaker 2: robot woman, so I have a sexy time.
Speaker 3: He's given us a scrapyard, dude, dollar man. My stepdad's
Speaker 3: making like just collecting scrap because he just retired and
Speaker 3: he's just collecting scrap around.
Speaker 2: Yeah off what off work, retired off his shoulder injury.
Speaker 3: And my stepdad, not my dad, push, my stepdading keeps
Speaker 3: collecting scrap metal and it's fucking like bringing in like
Speaker 3: eight nine hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's going around.
Speaker 7: Ship.
Speaker 3: He was like, He's like, I worked for like maybe
Speaker 3: like thirty minutes a day every every Friday.
Speaker 2: Don't we go up to the houses and we rip
Speaker 2: out the copper wire from their fucking siding? Yeah no, Ship.
Speaker 3: Those guys like they got a good idea that it's
Speaker 3: super mean to dude people you make money.
Speaker 2: Fuck it. So but when he came near the wreckage,
Speaker 2: something hit him in the head. He was Billy's dick.
Speaker 2: Praise is no recommendation billy, I.
Speaker 3: Know, but is left Okay when he was just gonna
Speaker 3: talk about dick all the time. Yeah, fucking probably he
Speaker 3: agreed gained something all the time.
Speaker 2: It's over, sad Jesus over, It's done. No more. Gay,
Speaker 2: Can we get a whole month for the veterans that
Speaker 2: risk their life to fucking keep the freedom in a
Speaker 2: country that's now be taken away. No, because they're dead,
Speaker 2: not at all. The guys we shouldn't really, Uh, we
Speaker 2: should celebrate that they did give their life for absolutely
Speaker 2: no reason. But yeah, the people that went to Vietnam,
Speaker 2: that was fucking stupid. You just killed a bunch of
Speaker 2: no reason. You wouldn't be a communist country that there's there.
Speaker 2: They bombed their own soldiers with fucking ancient orange. They
Speaker 2: had no reason to go in there because obviously the
Speaker 2: Via con done what they want. They could have destroyed
Speaker 2: the fucking North they obviously won. So there's the fucking
Speaker 2: is so well because we fought back, yeah, the North one,
Speaker 2: So death to the West when we were gaining. When
Speaker 2: he gained consciousness, he initially confused who was confused and
Speaker 2: unable to communicate. He also developed an irrational fear of
Speaker 2: iron which is like a weird thing. I don't like
Speaker 2: iron anymore. Not not not orange for me, because about
Speaker 2: like just like normal sheet metal or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's not iron or I thought you meant like iron
Speaker 3: in your body.
Speaker 2: Like iron, like metal. Later at home, when he was
Speaker 2: in bed, meg awoke to find her ironing. It's like
Speaker 2: all me shirts are wrinkled. Later at home, when he
Speaker 2: was in bed, mang awoke to find himself levitating, an
Speaker 2: alien woman appeared. She was ten feet tall, with twelve
Speaker 2: fingers and braided long hair. She straddled him and they
Speaker 2: had sex for forty minutes while floating in the air.
Speaker 2: That sounds awesome, It kind of does. That's how everybody
Speaker 2: thought this, That's how I feel, and I have sex
Speaker 2: after too much drinks drink? Is he saying shwing or
Speaker 2: drinks shwing? You never seen Wayne's World? You never seen
Speaker 2: Wayne's room. Wayne's World is fucking hilarious. The white people
Speaker 2: moved looks like you would still you would. It does
Speaker 2: look like Garth. Oh my god, wait, have I seen it?
Speaker 2: I feel like I watched it on V It's funny, Yeah, probably,
Speaker 2: it's probably it's it's a funny ass fucking movie. I
Speaker 2: think you would still like it. But when they see women,
Speaker 2: which is kind of sexy, they like SHOs, they thrust
Speaker 2: their hips shwing swing. So that clip is from when
Speaker 2: he's like at the bar and all these girls keep
Speaker 2: passing and he's having a full on Conversation's like you
Speaker 2: know so my mom said, like I got yeah, the
Speaker 2: shwing and then I went down the bar and the
Speaker 2: swing swing and he's like he's doing it. I fucking
Speaker 2: love that movie. Gotta About a month later, Mang woke
Speaker 2: up found himself levitating again. This time he was floating
Speaker 2: through his ceiling into a waiting spaceship hovering overhead over
Speaker 2: his dickhead like over over over, Okay, he was gonna,
Speaker 2: which is claim they canthing. No they they they yeah,
Speaker 2: we're living a halo reality.
Speaker 3: I thought the spaceship was in his bedroom, Like that's
Speaker 3: that's trespassing.
Speaker 2: So in an with Huffington Post, he said he spoke
Speaker 2: to aliens within. They said in Chinese but with a
Speaker 2: heavy accent, so it was hard for me to understand
Speaker 2: at first Chinese accent or a Chinese accent, like I
Speaker 2: said it in Chinese but with a heavy accent, And
Speaker 2: so they just weren't pronouncing it right. They were kind
Speaker 2: of very shittily at it, and it's hard for me
Speaker 2: to understand at first, but they were refugees like me.
Speaker 2: They wanted to escape from their former lives, so they
Speaker 2: left their dying home. That fucking weird. That is weird.
Speaker 2: He asked to see the woman whom he had sex with,
Speaker 2: and they told me, and he was told it was impossible. However,
Speaker 2: the aliens told him, in sixty years, on a distant planet,
Speaker 2: the son of a Chinese peasant will be born, and
Speaker 2: his name was Gang is gone. I'm just joking that.
Speaker 2: They also told him that he would see his child
Speaker 2: one day, but they didn't give him any details. Man
Speaker 2: gain a tory as the first Chinese person to have
Speaker 2: sex with an alien. BEng Gang attorney. He was in
Speaker 2: the against world record. He was the first Chinese man
Speaker 2: a fucking alien.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay to get in againness books too. You
Speaker 3: need that auditor guy there so you watch it. He's like, yep,
Speaker 3: that that's insertion. Yep, that that that classifies us.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I have not seen this before. I'm pretty sure no
Speaker 3: one has heard the books.
Speaker 2: Although his count has garnered a mixed reaction from general public.
Speaker 2: The Chinese ufoologist uphologists, I hate that word community. In
Speaker 2: the end, a university professor offered him a job maintaining
Speaker 2: a boiler in Harbin, and his story is still frequently
Speaker 2: brought up whenever a UFO was spotted. They're like, hey,
Speaker 2: mag is.
Speaker 3: That your members when there weren't so many Mexicans.
Speaker 2: Mam Bee and you got addicted by any means, Mambe Mom.
Speaker 2: Gabrielle vers Akati versus Kiki, whatever the fuck her name is,
Speaker 2: was a port to have been abducted for sex after
Speaker 2: her car broke down. It's a claim her claim that
Speaker 2: a robot like creature suddenly appeared out of nowhere to
Speaker 2: sweep her away to a spaceship where they may love.
Speaker 2: Researchers reportedly found she was an upstanding member of her
Speaker 2: community and had no reason to lie about the incident.
Speaker 2: Nobody had any reason to lie about anything. They just do.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Or so fucking mediocrely mediocrely that's got to be a word.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's got to be a word? Probably? Probably,
Speaker 2: she probably could be. Probably, well, we can I think
Speaker 2: of in this day and age, we should be able
Speaker 2: to make up whatever words we fit right to to
Speaker 2: express our narratives, since they have so many words for.
Speaker 3: Society to identify as mediocrely being a word.
Speaker 2: Identify as a vaccinated person. But I'm not. Oh my
Speaker 2: fucking god, I've been telling everybody whatever, it's okay. I
Speaker 2: can't fucking prove it. Show me your papers.
Speaker 3: I'm literally at work going like going into people's homes, like,
Speaker 3: don't worry, I'm fully boxing there.
Speaker 2: I hope don't die soon. Alex, you got you got
Speaker 2: two years? Michael, we edit that. Nobody needs to know that.
Speaker 2: According to Michael B. Jordan's Michael Yeaton, the fucking former
Speaker 2: head of Fixer, literally said that people have like two
Speaker 2: to three years. He left Pfizer when they started rolling
Speaker 2: out the vaccines. Good thing I didn't get Pfizer. I
Speaker 2: kind of kinderna has worse side effects.
Speaker 3: Like what I kind of almost just want to get
Speaker 3: it because I don't want to live any.
Speaker 2: Clots are caused by majournal. There's a bunch of those
Speaker 2: fucking Alka Seltz.
Speaker 3: Thanks thanks for your support, guys, would you say not
Speaker 3: that you carry on came out?
Speaker 2: I am actually white, not Mexican.
Speaker 3: You'll hear it when you probably it was sad.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us again? No? Please, no, you can
Speaker 2: replay it. In nineteen eighty eight, Australian Peter Cooury alleged
Speaker 2: to that he was lying in his bed when he
Speaker 2: suddenly found himself paralyzed and surrounded by strange alien beings.
Speaker 2: One of these beings was a tall, thin, golden figure
Speaker 2: of his finger, that old finger, it's like et golden
Speaker 2: figure with large black eyes inserted a need to into
Speaker 2: the side of his head. Is he like spray painted? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like fucking uh, oh my god, fuck fucking selo green? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if aliens game Cambridge started doing that? And I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know whether that's have you helped out? Okay?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe totally wait the advanced technology.
Speaker 2: Because of an alien? Maybe baby? Maybe baby? All right,
Speaker 2: so and then he blacked out. When he were grained consciousness,
Speaker 2: he was rushed into a room to find his family
Speaker 2: had been switched off, almost like paused in time watching.
Speaker 3: So I'd move everybody, put all their fingers up their nose.
Speaker 3: I'd bend someone over and put their own finger inside.
Speaker 2: Well no yet, and just be like, well, I love that,
Speaker 2: like in uh Met in Black when he like goes
Speaker 2: through the house and there's like they go in that
Speaker 2: room and it like opens up and there's all these
Speaker 2: guns and shit, do you remember that? And then you
Speaker 2: like flashed them. He's like, treat her better. You need
Speaker 2: to go to the store and get your wife some
Speaker 2: lovely flowers. Kids stop being dicks pretty much like that
Speaker 2: seems fucking funny. It's like you didn't see fucking shit
Speaker 2: when they when they woke and when he woke, they
Speaker 2: believed that there was only ten minutes. So when the
Speaker 2: family woke up, they believe that only ten minutes had passed.
Speaker 2: It was actually several hours, and Peter had a head
Speaker 2: injury for years later. Peter dropped his wife at the
Speaker 2: train station in the early morning and went back home,
Speaker 2: feeling tired and ill. After dozing off, he startled to
Speaker 2: find two bizarre looking naked women in his bed. Are
Speaker 2: they gross looking?
Speaker 3: What he meant, like weird like gross almost super long,
Speaker 3: like obviously this weird looking not human, Like.
Speaker 2: Why is your calf longer than your Torso?
Speaker 3: I don't like long long just like it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like you're lying in the bed, Like, your torsa
Speaker 3: is fine, your face is fine, your arms are like lady,
Speaker 3: my tree or whatever.
Speaker 2: I could never box you. You're reaching crazy. Yeah, fucking
Speaker 2: the chick from I don't know she tall lady, big
Speaker 2: big boo. Funny how that. And I've been I've been
Speaker 2: just starting the game, but I want to I want
Speaker 2: to wait till I'm in the new place. I can
Speaker 2: play on the big screen. Because I'm playing in like
Speaker 2: here and there at Chelsea's mom's house and a little
Speaker 2: TV there have in the room or we're staying while
Speaker 2: the new house is getting set up. I was playing
Speaker 2: it and I was like, oh, I get why they
Speaker 2: made so much porn and ship about this. She's like
Speaker 2: this big lady and they literally show a cleavage coming
Speaker 2: down at you and you're like, oh yeah, I like
Speaker 2: there's that one. There's that one very famous YouTuber that,
Speaker 2: like you probably know. If I can't remember his name
Speaker 2: matter or something, I mean, I'm mad, but he's like
Speaker 2: famous ius like millions of subscribers. Oh yeah, that narrows
Speaker 2: it down. I fuck. He's like and he plays video
Speaker 2: games and this does the walk through. That still narrows
Speaker 2: it down. I can't remember his fucking name, and uh,
Speaker 2: he was playing the walk through it all the comments.
Speaker 2: I love his face. Every time Lady Demitris walks into
Speaker 2: the room, He's like, oh, here comes Lady Demitrius.
Speaker 4: Was that meme For the longest time, I was like,
Speaker 4: resident evil. I don't know if I should be horny
Speaker 4: or scared anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. So then, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: all these naked, weird ladies in his bed. Strange ladies.
Speaker 2: One woman had a Nordic appearance, with light skin and
Speaker 2: elongated face, with a sharp chin, blue eyes that appeared
Speaker 2: about three or to two to three times bigger than
Speaker 2: a human. No, oh, she got that, she got that
Speaker 2: jew nose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we can say that that's okay.
Speaker 2: But nothing, Billy says, chill. Yeah, I guess I should
Speaker 2: have bleed myself after that. Really, Oh, we gotta bleep.
Speaker 2: I can't, but god, I want to start sucking. Was
Speaker 2: that the green button? All right? Sun up? Though? Actually
Speaker 2: that's kind of you, stupid ass. That was what I
Speaker 2: was gonna do. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 4: Black man always faster, you can running, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Well, for for some of the listeners that enjoy us.
Speaker 2: I literally had a comment onon the YouTube episodes, and
Speaker 2: this chick was like, I got hooked as soon as
Speaker 2: I heard you guys say the word fuck more than once.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. So and then you know, uh, there's
Speaker 2: this weird lady. You big nose and she got sharp
Speaker 2: chain and blue eyes, kind of nose, a long Jewish nose.
Speaker 2: It was almost good timing. The other alien looked like
Speaker 2: an Asian with dark skin, some sort of Asian with
Speaker 2: a dark skin, Filipino Alex page boy haircut and jet
Speaker 2: black eyes. What the fuck is a page boy haircut?
Speaker 3: It's Alex's haircut, Like, no, it's that's a page boy.
Speaker 2: What is a page boy haircut? A page Boy's got
Speaker 2: to be like a cowboy. It's gotta be like, you
Speaker 2: know what, Look what I can do his haircut, I
Speaker 2: can do fucking Stewart. Oh looks like fucking Wolfgang fin.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: It's like Stuart's haircut. But I said, I said it
Speaker 2: was alexis that's what my hair looks, curly, black, pretty.
Speaker 2: It's pretty close to the same thing. Declassified school, So
Speaker 2: that kid looks rough now, coconuts. Declassified School survival.
Speaker 4: Guy Coconut Heads, a declassified sect Alien sexual Encounters.
Speaker 2: The Nordic woman, who was six feet tall, was very
Speaker 2: strong and suddenly grabbed Peter's head and forced it between
Speaker 2: her titties. Oh she's like fucking more. I definitely need
Speaker 2: to bounce Nixon. O. You guys watched too many cards,
Speaker 2: so he like he tried successfully to pull away. I
Speaker 2: used to, but I'm fucking thirty almost, so I just
Speaker 2: I gretivated. I'm dirty. You'll get away from it. You
Speaker 2: know what show? Uh, you would probably guys like, And
Speaker 2: it's kind of weird, scary, kind of like drip fed ship.
Speaker 2: Is that know? Is that show Sweet Tooth about the
Speaker 2: fucking hybrid kids. It's the new show on Netflix. I
Speaker 2: actually really am enjoying it. But it's fucking like.
Speaker 3: You're talking about alien hybrid hitser, you're talking about something.
Speaker 2: Like Carmel No, like Carmeras, like the they take like
Speaker 2: a pig into mix it with a human, which they're
Speaker 2: doing right now in China, the DNA. So the show
Speaker 2: is about how a disease comes in. There's this disease
Speaker 2: that takes over and makes people sick, and then these
Speaker 2: kids are born because of this disease, and they're like
Speaker 2: hybrid kids where they're like half human half pig or
Speaker 2: half human half.
Speaker 3: Do that'd be hilarious. Maybe BoJack Horseman's like a reality show.
Speaker 2: And then underground, this underground bitch is making vaccines you
Speaker 2: have to take every fucking six months to make sure
Speaker 2: you don't get fucking sick. And then it becomes hees
Speaker 2: ticket like every month. It's I'm enjoying the show so
Speaker 2: far because it's funny because he meets with this big
Speaker 2: black guy and he calls him sweet tooth a little
Speaker 2: boy because he likes chocolate, and then he calls a
Speaker 2: black guy big man. He's like, hey, big man, Hey,
Speaker 2: big man. It's a good show though it's Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think you guys would like it.
Speaker 4: That kind of sounds like. There's this cartoonist to watch
Speaker 4: as a kid. It's called Splice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. I remember. There's remember there's animorrifica
Speaker 2: fucking books animal Animal. It's a weird cover of the
Speaker 2: boy turning into a bilted. It like shows him turning
Speaker 2: into it. Actually than that awkwardsine Hunger for that movie's hilarious. Anyway.
Speaker 2: One more thing, when they win the movie where they
Speaker 2: took him to that thing and he can't stop working
Speaker 2: out bigger and bigger. You never seen the movie where
Speaker 2: they strapped into that robot thing and it keeps moving
Speaker 2: and he has to keep working out, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's fucking hilarious. So she put his head between her
Speaker 2: t tees and he tried to unsuccessfully pull away and shot.
Speaker 2: Peter bit down on her nipple. Part of it came
Speaker 2: off in his mouth and he fucking swallowed it. The
Speaker 2: woman was confused by this development and seemed to indicate
Speaker 2: wordlessly to the other women that have somehow gone a miss.
Speaker 2: That's where she gets this game for nipples. And then
Speaker 2: Peter had a coughing fit and the woman vanished, where
Speaker 2: upon he felt an omer overwhelming urged peepe, I got
Speaker 2: a piss, that's what happens on you. That's gross? How
Speaker 2: did you say it that way? Pepe? Wrong? Peep? Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Alex has got a soft spot with this.
Speaker 2: We know he told us last time, did he? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Peter found it difficult.
Speaker 3: Peter found it difficult.
Speaker 2: To urinate and discovered that there was that there was
Speaker 2: a fine blonde hair wrapped around his foreskin. One fine
Speaker 2: blonde hair wrapped around his foreskin. That's what happens. When
Speaker 2: that's disgusting. You bang abroad with more than three inches
Speaker 2: of hair, it happens, right, I get that Miley Cyrus pussy,
Speaker 2: she got no hair, she got a little boy boy haircut.
Speaker 2: I thought you was talking about pussy hair. Yeah, probably
Speaker 2: she was. She was like Swedish or whatever.
Speaker 3: So I mean, let your hair go, arm pit, arms, legs.
Speaker 3: That was the word means asshole. Yes, give it some hair,
Speaker 3: which definition, look it up.
Speaker 2: He took the hair off of his foreskin and he
Speaker 2: placed it into a plastic baggy uf all just build.
Speaker 2: Chalker claimed to have analyzed the hair type concluded that
Speaker 2: it was from a rare Chinese Mongolo type, one of
Speaker 2: the rarest and human lineages known that lies further from
Speaker 2: the human mainstream then and other accepted than African pigmies
Speaker 2: and Aboriginal for sure.
Speaker 3: But they got they got the DNA on file, so
Speaker 3: they can definitely match that for sure, right, Yeah, probably
Speaker 3: they're just like, yeah, we got this, like one zero
Speaker 3: zero zero point one.
Speaker 4: They find frozen bitches, Yeah, like that one chicken. I
Speaker 4: think America ice age marrow or something.
Speaker 2: They can do ship, crazy ship. I think this is
Speaker 2: a t rex hair? Oh feather father, could you imagine
Speaker 2: t rexes were hairy? They are no t rexes, yes,
Speaker 2: the yeah, the well, no, no, they're not. The idea
Speaker 2: of the dinosaurs that we think we have might be
Speaker 2: completely flawed because they're reverted to like bird like creatures,
Speaker 2: and that's where birds are descendants from dinosaurs. People now
Speaker 2: believe that dinosaurs had feathers. I don't believe that. And
Speaker 2: then there's still things like komodo dragons fucking like terodactyls maybe,
Speaker 2: but not like t rexes. That's what I heard. What well, actually,
Speaker 2: what was it? Chickens are the closest descendants to uh, velociraptors. Yeah,
Speaker 2: isn't that right? Or no to the rex. Used to
Speaker 2: have no horror movies about fucking velociraptors. There's one horror movies. No,
Speaker 2: no horror movies. I think there was one called uh,
Speaker 2: it's called raptors and these fucking things like eight everybody,
Speaker 2: I watched it. My babysitter showed to us at eight
Speaker 2: years old for some strange reason. But the same yeah,
Speaker 2: the same fucking babysitter that showed us fucking uh Rockier
Speaker 2: picture show.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what it is, so no, okay, so you're
Speaker 3: half right. Paleontologists think feathers may have evolved to keep
Speaker 3: dinosaurs warm, but only while they were young and adult.
Speaker 3: T Rex doesn't need the feathers, but a baby does
Speaker 3: to keep them more interesting. I get him.
Speaker 2: In a fun fact, I just did a quick google
Speaker 2: starting at age six, painter David Huggins from Hoboken, New Jersey, Holeboken.
Speaker 2: Is that true? Yeah? Facts? What he was the inventor
Speaker 2: of Huggies, Huggins Huggins Huggies, call them Huggies. My fucking
Speaker 2: boss's name, Scott Huggins. And then it turned to hugs
Speaker 2: and then people got very confused. So reported uh he
Speaker 2: reported uh. David Huggins reported being abducted many times a lunatic. Well,
Speaker 2: when he told his parents about his encounters once too often,
Speaker 2: he got a whipping. His dad beat the ship. That
Speaker 2: seems like a good man out aliens fuck was like
Speaker 2: knocking him out. Jesus, do not beat your kids unless
Speaker 2: they they deserve it. That's why I said, warranted it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so king like idiots. Yeah, maybe Generation Z wouldn't be
Speaker 2: such pussies if their dads beat them when they spoke
Speaker 2: out a line, just pussis with three z's. At seventeen,
Speaker 2: he allegedly lost his virginity to an alien human hybrid
Speaker 2: named Crescent.
Speaker 3: That's because he's lonely and he just wanted to tell
Speaker 3: his friends that I lost my.
Speaker 2: Virginity to an alien hybrid named Cinnamon. That's true. Mine
Speaker 2: was named Shelby. Do you like a Mustang? Had a
Speaker 2: really nice body but a fucked up attitude? Tell us more,
Speaker 2: is that the chick that you fucking? Uh?
Speaker 3: That was actually who I lost virginity. That's the true story.
Speaker 3: I wish he listened to this, that'd be funny.
Speaker 2: I think I think I know who you're talking about
Speaker 2: because it was at what when was the time of
Speaker 2: Swiss La days? Yeah, I think I remember. And then
Speaker 2: who's that that bitch nigga you asked? I sucked a
Speaker 2: few horror whrrores. I'm not sure exactly.
Speaker 3: Emma oh, Emma, oh no, that was my previous ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2: There's a lot in between of that. I know that's
Speaker 2: the one that I was like, you.
Speaker 3: Hear that, Emma Murphy piece of ship and Imma Murphy
Speaker 3: her last.
Speaker 2: The statutory time where we can say that you you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, fuck her. I smashed her window.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we talked about that. Actually, this little
Speaker 2: piece of I went over.
Speaker 3: I went over to a podcast for his house, and
Speaker 3: I was bringing my skateboard and I was skateboarding and
Speaker 3: then yeah, sure ship.
Speaker 2: This is like a week after I found out she
Speaker 2: cheated on me.
Speaker 3: Is her cars parked in front of this random fucking
Speaker 3: house that I had no idea who whose it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, fucked you. And I took my skateboard
Speaker 2: and smashed the funk out of her window. And then
Speaker 2: what happened? And then I carried on day. She messed
Speaker 2: him like you fucking smashed my windows. Then I was
Speaker 2: like no, I didn't. And then she's like, oh really,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, no, it wasn't me. Can
Speaker 2: this be put in a quart of life? I keep
Speaker 2: this in the episode. I don't care. He's a piece
Speaker 2: of ship watcher trying to bring up old ship. So yeah,
Speaker 2: this guy kept telling his parents and he fucked an alien.
Speaker 2: He got, He got a whippon and a quite a
Speaker 2: few after that. At seventeen, he allegedly lost virginity to
Speaker 2: a crescent, and he was lonely. He was walking to
Speaker 2: a lake in Georgia when he encountered the alien, who
Speaker 2: appeared mostly human with some alien features. Get this, it
Speaker 2: was wearing a wig. Broke g ass alien bitch, you
Speaker 2: know what? Yeah, I quick a human boy's coming. He's
Speaker 2: wearing a wig. I can't. I didn't learn transformation yet.
Speaker 2: His fucking backwards. At first.
Speaker 7: She had large eyes and and a point did face.
Speaker 7: She disrobed immediately stripped so as well.
Speaker 2: He was like, I might as well get naked too.
Speaker 2: It sounds like that is this what we're doing. That's
Speaker 2: what Instagram influence.
Speaker 4: The answers are going to turn into the turn into
Speaker 4: those fucking aliens that are just like, oh, a primitive male.
Speaker 2: I know, we subscribe to my only fanily I.
Speaker 3: For only for only nine and ninety nine dollars a month,
Speaker 3: I'll fart on your camera.
Speaker 2: Were people that are doing that? By the way, people
Speaker 2: are making money farting on camera in secret. They finally
Speaker 2: have the privacy they need.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not privacy because I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 3: people that get subscribed can see everyone that's subscribing to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very sure you can see who's subscribing, well,
Speaker 2: you know the content you're putting out.
Speaker 3: But like for those people that I'm curious, Like what
Speaker 3: if you knew somebody, I'm gonna put it on only fans.
Speaker 3: I can pretend to be a girl and then sure
Speaker 3: ship a month and a half later, it's gonna be
Speaker 3: like Alex, the last.
Speaker 4: I thought about doing that, hairy ass has fixed and
Speaker 4: shake it once I make a bunch of money and be.
Speaker 2: Like, my peep, disgusting. So you played strip go fish.
Speaker 2: What a piece of game.
Speaker 4: Pie because the girls didn't know how to play poker,
Speaker 4: and that's what ended up happening.
Speaker 2: No fucking way, yep, straight up dude, right in the
Speaker 2: kitchen what recently? No, no fucking way. Oh.
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't look at that'shiousas story rape.
Speaker 3: I'm just chucking kind of.
Speaker 2: They're like nineteen at the time. It's fine strip gophy
Speaker 2: because I couldn't play poker. I was intrigued, all right.
Speaker 2: So she she just robed the saniling just robe, he
Speaker 2: just robed. They had sex for the first time. He
Speaker 2: would later say, I just lay down on the ground
Speaker 2: and she got on top of me, and I had
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 3: Why me?
Speaker 2: I just don't know. I was just horny. Over the years,
Speaker 2: he had fothered over fifty hybrid children with Crescent.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, sorry, actually did okay fifties?
Speaker 2: A little? Why are you pulling out? Sorry? I gotta
Speaker 2: I got a question. We were sorry. I needed to
Speaker 2: go back. Hey, don't bring that up anyways. I gotta
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 3: I gotta go back a minute. No, because you just
Speaker 3: don't know how to pull it. That's why everyone else
Speaker 3: has a problem. I haven't used econdom once.
Speaker 2: In my life. Billy has Aid's got a rea. I
Speaker 2: have nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking safe because I don't hate sluts except for
Speaker 3: like six. But like what I okay, more or less?
Speaker 3: My point right now was you said you were playing
Speaker 3: strip go fish. I said, how did that happen? You
Speaker 3: said these girls didn't know how to play poker.
Speaker 2: Yes, we played go fish instead.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, how did what? I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fucking mixed game is this? You like poker face?
Speaker 3: Your go fish?
Speaker 2: You're like, you don't know what I have because I
Speaker 2: got a good face on it. Do you have a three?
Speaker 2: You're like nope, So Yes, strip happened. Those fifty hybrid children. There,
Speaker 2: they're sexual encounters. Okay, this is weird with this woman Crescent,
Speaker 2: with this guy David Huggins and Crescent, the alien hybrid stripper,
Speaker 2: the alien stripper, whatever the fuck she was. Their sexual
Speaker 2: encounters were observed by insectoid aliens, which are by far
Speaker 2: and like the thing is, say they exist. All these
Speaker 2: aliens exist, and everything we talk about is actually real.
Speaker 2: It's just hypothesize that that actually happened.
Speaker 3: I probably has to say that to get me to
Speaker 3: listen because he believes it. But like he says that
Speaker 3: that way, I'm like, Okay.
Speaker 2: I created by DNA. Yes, it's an extremely huge possibility
Speaker 2: that other creatures from other DNA sources can be created
Speaker 2: in humanoid like creatures evolution. If the dinosaurs didn't have
Speaker 2: the Big Bang, they would have evolved to creatures just
Speaker 2: like us. I just said. I just said, okay, well
Speaker 2: that that's true. That's not evolutionis suddenly becomes If do
Speaker 2: you do you understand evolution and how how we were created?
Speaker 2: If what the theory, it would mean that reptilian creatures
Speaker 2: would have been humanoids eventually, which means on some other planet.
Speaker 2: It is quite possible that that actually happened.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't have been humanoids, they would have transformed into
Speaker 3: something other than them.
Speaker 2: But not that. There is literally a fucking thing in
Speaker 2: the Smithsonian that describes as exact same.
Speaker 3: I under I understand that people are ridiculous. Doesn't prove,
Speaker 3: but sure I can't.
Speaker 2: Just like I said, going to get raped by reptilian
Speaker 2: and you're gonna fucking like you had a point.
Speaker 3: Sure, And I've said probably for like my sixth time
Speaker 3: in my life right now, Okay, I wanted this.
Speaker 2: Let the reptilians come so they observed that these I
Speaker 2: was just gonna say that out of all, like, you know,
Speaker 2: I could deal with maybe a lizard like creature or whatever,
Speaker 2: like looking at one or hanging out with one, but
Speaker 2: insecticoid creatures and stuff would be scary because they're supposed
Speaker 2: to be like the man toy is. We did a
Speaker 2: whole episode about I don't like that. I don't like
Speaker 2: those sounds.
Speaker 3: And I bet those motherfuckers eat pussy like no.
Speaker 2: Threads, but they but if they're light, it's probably just
Speaker 2: like if they got them fucking they got those draft
Speaker 2: to the tongues. Yeah, yeah, you watch a girl these
Speaker 2: weird insecticoid creatures. Suppose we were watching them, and David
Speaker 2: identifies as the leaders. They're watching this happen. Maybe they're
Speaker 2: the leaders of this which supposed to be. There's a
Speaker 2: hierarchy of different types of aliens and the scariest ones
Speaker 2: and throughout there. If they really are real, I don't
Speaker 2: find you that's scary. Please don't come and scary the ship.
Speaker 2: I want you to. He often saw a number of
Speaker 2: different alien beings present during the visits with Crescent, including
Speaker 2: an archetypal gray. So the tall grays right, and then
Speaker 2: short aliens. Get this, He saw short aliens resembling sasquatch
Speaker 2: but luminous yellow eye. You can't resemble sasquatch being short.
Speaker 2: Can you can look at sasquatch creeture you just left shorter? No,
Speaker 2: that that's that's Tom. That's called the bunny Tom. Tom
Speaker 2: is dragging your knuckle mysteriously. David Huggins also mentioned an
Speaker 2: interview on art blog that there was a guy very
Speaker 2: tall and angular, very thin, and he had it. I'm
Speaker 2: making fun of the skin. He had a hair. Gross
Speaker 2: This is this is grosser. That's a word. He had
Speaker 2: a hair button on the back of his head. That's gross.
Speaker 2: You like Ranaldo doesn't have a bun. Nobody knows who
Speaker 2: Ronaldo is, Bud.
Speaker 3: Everyone who knows, like literally everybody in this fucking planet
Speaker 3: knows who Ronaldo is.
Speaker 2: I don't know who Ronaldo is. You don't know who
Speaker 2: Christiano Ronaldo is? No idea? Just leave it.
Speaker 4: Just leave that ass be and like, let when this
Speaker 4: gets posted, everybody tell Tom how stupid he is for
Speaker 4: not knowing who Christianna renould.
Speaker 2: You tell me a brief description of who he is.
Speaker 2: He wears it, he has a bun. Do you know
Speaker 2: who this guy is? Who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2: He's a soccer literally sports. He was the highest paid
Speaker 2: athlete on the planet for like seven He is as
Speaker 2: famous as Lebron James or Kobe Bryant. That is why
Speaker 2: I do not watch sports. He's that famous. Watch sports.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, damn watch him edit the out.
Speaker 2: I'll keep it in because I know what are you
Speaker 2: talking about it? And the thing is I hate sports.
Speaker 2: But like Jimmy Chelsea, Stepdad costly watched his soccer. He
Speaker 2: loves soccer. Like I don't even like soccer. Why why
Speaker 2: did you miss that?
Speaker 3: He's like screaming and like every single fucking human on
Speaker 3: the world knows Supernaldo is not everybody, Chelsea, would every
Speaker 3: I guarantee you, Chelsea, superno callery now put it on
Speaker 3: speaker on the podcast caller right now.
Speaker 2: Put her on speaker on the podcast b B B
Speaker 2: ask her, honestly, I will. I'm not gonna what's his name, Rinaldo?
Speaker 2: Christiano Ronaldo? That's if she knows Ronaldo, She's not gonna answer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's she having a threesomeless some big black guy,
Speaker 4: big barlic black.
Speaker 2: I bet your mom even knows. Ye, you have reached
Speaker 2: the Christiano Ronaldo, the girl who actually knows that my
Speaker 2: boyfriend is stupid? All right? So uh yeah he saw
Speaker 2: that that Oh so that weird sasquatch creature mysteriously. David
Speaker 2: Huggins also mentioned an interview, Uh, there was a guy
Speaker 2: with the bunk here. She is here, she is come back.
Speaker 2: Put her on speaker, Chelsey. Yeah, do you know who Christiano?
Speaker 2: What's his name? Rinaldo? Do you know Christiano Ronaldo? Is?
Speaker 2: You do? Every person on the world knows who that is?
Speaker 2: Tell me what he is? Actually kind of still he's
Speaker 2: a soccer player. I didn't know who he was, and
Speaker 2: they were chirping me, and I said that Chelsea wouldn't
Speaker 2: know either. I'm right, all right, well you dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: I love you, just kidding. You're not a bitch, but
Speaker 2: you are dumb. Nobody can. We don't care about fucking soccer.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter who I don't care about. It's just
Speaker 2: one of those famous like he's Gregor. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: know who Connor McGregor is. I don't have to talk.
Speaker 2: It's like literally not knowing who Ashton Kutcher is. Who's
Speaker 2: uh remember, like who's like Branford guy? Which his name?
Speaker 2: Wayne Gretzky, who he is either?
Speaker 4: That's honestly pretty much that Actually that's worse than not
Speaker 4: knowing who Christiano Ronald.
Speaker 2: Dude, No he knows who is?
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's actually the great It's like not knowing
Speaker 3: who Wayne Gretzky is, not knowing dad died.
Speaker 2: Has dead. They found a bunch of bodies in his basement,
Speaker 2: a bunch of shout, the bunch of hockey pucks. It's
Speaker 2: all right, so this is this gets crazy. So you know,
Speaker 2: he sees all these beings around him during David Huggins
Speaker 2: during this sexual encounters, so he said, he sees this
Speaker 2: guy with the fucking bun on the back of his head.
Speaker 2: He had red eyes. He's doing a lot of blow. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's weird.
Speaker 3: Blow just does not Yeah, just white and big and
Speaker 3: he communicates so white and big.
Speaker 2: And this this this guy, he's human like, but he's
Speaker 2: he's tall and thin and weird looking and has has
Speaker 2: a hair bun on the back of his head, and
Speaker 2: he has red eyes and he's the one that communicates
Speaker 2: with the insectoid beings. On one occasion, when David Huggins
Speaker 2: was introduced to the children he had sired with Crescent,
Speaker 2: he claimed that he received the static electric shock from
Speaker 2: touching one of the infants. Touching. You don't touch the infants,
Speaker 2: they're underage. Stop touching. When asked to describe an alien vagina.
Speaker 8: It looks like tom okay boom roasted, he told art
Speaker 8: Art Blog. I can't say that it was all that
Speaker 8: much warmth.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta remember your senses are subdue, and
Speaker 2: when you're with them, the the intense orgasm you would
Speaker 2: normally feel is toned down. Orgasms from this woman obviously
Speaker 2: get nothing. The men get nothing all the time, and
Speaker 2: the women are like had had a giant peenis and
Speaker 2: it feels so good. Well you feel good. Maybe this
Speaker 2: guy's a freak and he just likes to bang cold
Speaker 2: I have. I used to watch it. That's what was
Speaker 2: projected into his mind, and he'd probably enjoyed it. Then
Speaker 2: I used to to I used to listen to a
Speaker 2: lot of Coast to Coast and there was many stories
Speaker 2: of women having sex with alien creatures and saying the
Speaker 2: reptilians had big fucking dicks that just came out of
Speaker 2: their body because they go back in like a dog,
Speaker 2: but it would come out and just be the huge shaft.
Speaker 3: Yore you like a red rocket, red rocket, the intense
Speaker 3: orgassy you don't feel would be dull down.
Speaker 2: So in later years, he turned to expressing his experience
Speaker 2: through the medium of surreal, erotic oil paintings that are
Speaker 2: featured in his documentary Love and Saucers, A far out
Speaker 2: World of David Huggins. That's kind of fucking funny. I
Speaker 2: have to remember I have to look up and find
Speaker 2: his oil paintings because it's just let me paint the
Speaker 2: sexy beings. According to you apologist Arthur author Carl Negatis,
Speaker 2: that got Hass a business woman from Cheshire, England with
Speaker 2: the pruto with the nickname she had nickname name? Well,
Speaker 2: a pseudonym. What's that prudo pseudonym when they like changed
Speaker 2: their name as an author? Uh, yeah, you got your pseudonym. Uh,
Speaker 2: Suzanne Brown, it's got to be that right, Is that right?
Speaker 2: That sounds right? A synonym, A pseudonym, A synonym, a
Speaker 2: synonym o ship. Susanne Brown claim that she was visited
Speaker 2: by an alien named Mi Caro from nineteen sixty five
Speaker 2: to nineteen eighty nine. Mikro, How you fuck? How would
Speaker 2: you pronounce this? Billy? Me Carraro, Mi Cairo, Myra Cairo.
Speaker 2: That's actually hard. I know, my ri Cairo, My my Rico, Marico,
Speaker 2: Mi Rico. That's its called Marico. It's my though, So
Speaker 2: it's me. I'm saying me Marico A pseudonym, yes, pseudo?
Speaker 2: So my Makiro was five feet tall, with shoulder length
Speaker 2: blonde hair and a skin tight jumpsuit. The first encounter
Speaker 2: took place when Brown was twelve years old. Suzanne Brown
Speaker 2: was only twelve, which is kind of lapy. So uh,
Speaker 2: my Rico was a five feet tall with shoulder length
Speaker 2: blonde hair, skin tight jumpsuit. The first encounter took place
Speaker 2: when uh when Suzanne was only twelve years old. It's
Speaker 2: a little raypie kind of what she described as relaxing,
Speaker 2: relaxing and loving. Oh enjoyed it. These counters continued for years,
Speaker 2: and Suzanne Brown reported the visiting inside visiting inside of
Speaker 2: a spaceship once and seeing small gray, ageless infants was
Speaker 2: kind of ageless infants. They just stayed like boss baby
Speaker 2: where they're like super intelligent. They were, but they're fucking infants.
Speaker 2: After the breakdown of her earthly marriage, Suzanne's relationship with
Speaker 2: my Rico took a sinister turn. He used mind control
Speaker 2: to force her into sexual encounters with a vagrant and
Speaker 2: a prostitute, which is like, so this alien put her
Speaker 2: under mind control and made her fuck a homeless guy
Speaker 2: and a prostitute. That's what it sounds like, because a
Speaker 2: vagrant a prostitute. She describes the experience as a nightmare
Speaker 2: that was real. One month later, she discovered that she
Speaker 2: was pregnant, and after another month, she awoke in the
Speaker 2: night feeling a terrible abdominal pains. My Rico was in
Speaker 2: the room with her and told her not to worry
Speaker 2: in that his people were simply taking what was theirs.
Speaker 2: And there's this chick, Peggy Caine. There's this yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's this chick named Peggy Caine. She's almost like a
Speaker 2: very low budget David Ike where she's the one I
Speaker 2: talked I think I talked to you her before, where
Speaker 2: she reversed speech of like George Bush's father, and she
Speaker 2: started she was getting supposedly abducted by reptilians and they
Speaker 2: were speaking to her, and first she thought it was
Speaker 2: a good entity, and then it kept kind of fucking
Speaker 2: with her, and then she learned she started recording them
Speaker 2: and reversed their speech, and then she started learning that
Speaker 2: this is a good tactic, that if you reverse someone's speech,
Speaker 2: you actually hear their true intent. And I wish I
Speaker 2: had a clip to play because I didn't why you.
Speaker 3: Should have fucking played the Blood game clip, which one
Speaker 3: at the end of one of the songs Ago and
Speaker 3: I can. I can recite it almost perfectly backwards. He
Speaker 3: was shot guy, hero shot guy, hero shut guy. And
Speaker 3: then it's like, uh, play it back play it backwards,
Speaker 3: like Judas priest once did, and like Judas, priests used
Speaker 3: to play O their music like kind of backwards like
Speaker 3: to so you would have to play back little Nikki.
Speaker 2: Where he's like he's like check this out and it's
Speaker 2: like Boston and he's like, no way, Boston, and it's
Speaker 2: like you will summon Satan Inhale the devil and yeah,
Speaker 2: And it supposed to be if you reverse speech. And
Speaker 2: I've talked about this before when you were more in uh,
Speaker 2: you were more inclined to believe in some of the
Speaker 2: ship that I used to talk about. Now you're you're
Speaker 2: getting you talked you were not one time.
Speaker 3: You can say this talk about old times. I went this,
Speaker 3: this guy's a fucking lunatic over episodes.
Speaker 2: And you weren't so skeptical. And then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden people were around like Alex and the You're like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. Shut up fu. So she was
Speaker 2: supposed to be reversed speech of George Bush Senior, and
Speaker 2: he said World War two in a the reversus speech
Speaker 2: when he was talking about the war and how terrible
Speaker 2: it was, and she reverses speech and said that it
Speaker 2: was the biggest feast that they ever had because the
Speaker 2: reptilians were picking up bodies everywhere. So one month later
Speaker 2: she discovered that he discovered that she was pregnant, and
Speaker 2: she did Elizabeth and Elizabeth Suzanne, and she felt these
Speaker 2: pains her stomach, and that he was in the room.
Speaker 2: My Rico told not to worry, that his people were
Speaker 2: taking care of it. They're taken. What's the hairs. She
Speaker 2: passed out and woke in a bed of blood, having
Speaker 2: possibly suffered a miscarriage. And this is what I was
Speaker 2: gonna say about Peggy Kane. Peggy Kane said, she swore
Speaker 2: that she got impregnated by reptilians, and then she felt
Speaker 2: the middle of the night something happened with her stomach,
Speaker 2: and she thought, she believes that they ripped out, essentially
Speaker 2: took out the feetus cell, the growing fetus inside of
Speaker 2: her stomach to put inside of some test tube and
Speaker 2: create as a hybrid baby. And so she claims. So
Speaker 2: months later, Marico returned to take her to the Spaceship
Speaker 2: nursery to show her her gray infant. Somehow I knew
Speaker 2: that the thing had come from my body, said Sander,
Speaker 2: does it looks like a fucking Karen? I also knew
Speaker 2: that I had been removed from the inside of my
Speaker 2: busy the night that my Rico's last visit. The visit
Speaker 2: from Rico stopped entirely after Suzanne went through metapause. He's like,
Speaker 2: you ain't worthy anymore, bitch. In twenty thirteen, a city
Speaker 2: councilor seaside town that stakes by in the UK. Uh So,
Speaker 2: all you fuckers out there, what's going on? Mouth mother? Gross?
Speaker 2: He claimed that yes, definitely, is I want where I
Speaker 2: want it? Fucking easy to fucking make that painting for me.
Speaker 2: That'd be fucking dope because I know where she can
Speaker 2: do it. She answered her fucking phones Chris, and we
Speaker 2: claimed the uh So in this town, this guy had
Speaker 2: claimed the relationship with an entity he called the cat Queen,
Speaker 2: even following a daughter named Zarika with his alien mistress.
Speaker 2: He believed that his first extra thressul encounter was in
Speaker 2: the womb, which is fucked. He claimed his first sexual
Speaker 2: encounter with an alien was when he was inside of
Speaker 2: his mother's womb. That's disgusting. He also but supposedly this
Speaker 2: chick that I was talking about earlier, the one that
Speaker 2: does those conferences, that's claims she's a great hybrid. She
Speaker 2: says she remembers her mother coming to her on the spaceship,
Speaker 2: and she remembers being inside of this kind of tube
Speaker 2: like where they would have this suspended you know what
Speaker 2: actually met. He also remembered another in his crib at
Speaker 2: six months old, when being reached out to him with
Speaker 2: two green stick like. So he's in the crib, he's
Speaker 2: a baby for something, and that this is what this
Speaker 2: hybrid should claims that she remembers stuff as young as
Speaker 2: fucking couple months. But this guy also claims that he
Speaker 2: somehow remembers this and being in the crib and he's
Speaker 2: six months old and uh, fucking aliens raping him for
Speaker 2: some reason, and he remembers two green stick like bean
Speaker 2: Poles there used to be Billy's nickname. He's called him
Speaker 2: bean Pole, not even close he used to I was
Speaker 2: always just big dick Billy and nobody ever saw me
Speaker 2: from how often you're gonna toot your own horn? Remember
Speaker 2: great horn was? Remember the name I good, guys, I
Speaker 2: have a person now you remember you remember Gray Bush?
Speaker 2: Remember the old dude didn't fucking swish l a. He
Speaker 2: worked at the back. He was always angry and we
Speaker 2: used to piss him off. I called him gray Bush.
Speaker 2: He would call you bean pole all the great Gray Bush.
Speaker 2: I can't remember his fucking name, the old dude. When
Speaker 2: we first got started, there was like, uh, we have
Speaker 2: don't know who well your memories shot. But there was
Speaker 2: someone we worked with, this older guy that was going
Speaker 2: to run the back of the kitchen, and he used
Speaker 2: to call you bean pole. Are you talking about fucking
Speaker 2: what's his face? The guy had the Transformer sticker on
Speaker 2: the cobalt. No, that guy was crazier. That guy like
Speaker 2: that got claimed he had battle scars from working at
Speaker 2: Swish because he fucking burned himself. He recalls thinking, they're
Speaker 2: not mummy's hands. Mummy's hands are pink, and mummy has thumbs.
Speaker 2: These green and pointed, and there was four of them.
Speaker 2: So so for some reason he remembers seeing these fingers
Speaker 2: claiming that they weren't his mothers and that they were green.
Speaker 2: These beings apparently overheard and replied telepathically through young park ops.
Speaker 2: Young hearts now optic nerves, so a nerve obviously inside
Speaker 2: your brain. I am your real mother and I am
Speaker 2: more important than the other mother. His first experience was
Speaker 2: at six years old with even though he said he
Speaker 2: had experiences when he was in the womb and it
Speaker 2: was a fucking six months old. No, liar, this guy
Speaker 2: sounds again. And he said a green creature about seven
Speaker 2: feet tall, a purple robe. That was the Cat Queen,
Speaker 2: who he described as having a kite like face. So
Speaker 2: if you think, like what a kite looks like a kite? Sorry,
Speaker 2: large eyes, small nostrils, and had a thin mouth. He
Speaker 2: admits that he continued the sexual relationship with the Cat
Speaker 2: Queen and has put a strain on his marriage. He
Speaker 2: just watched that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with
Speaker 2: the fucking that's what that reminds me of. Sure, he
Speaker 2: was wearing a robe in a mask. Yeah, remember remember
Speaker 2: that show. It's like it's on I don't swim ghost
Speaker 2: ghost uh space ghost man. And he did the interviews.
Speaker 2: Remember his buddy was the DJ and he was the
Speaker 2: cat and he had like a kite looking face, not
Speaker 2: kite kite. He his wife wasn't impressed, but he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't see his because she's not on a human level.
Speaker 2: As he re encountered in his YouTube video. The reason
Speaker 2: why extra trestrials are so interested in me is not
Speaker 2: because of my physical body, but what's inside my soul,
Speaker 2: So like a he he like. He says that he
Speaker 2: was affecting his workplace, but he tried out to let it.
Speaker 2: I get more a common sentence out of aliens than
Speaker 2: I do out of Scarborough town Hall. So this guy's
Speaker 2: showing up to and I don't think this is Toronto.
Speaker 2: This is in the UK. The Scarborough in the UK,
Speaker 2: not Toronto's very shitty city of gangsters and thugs. Hey
Speaker 2: the hell, that's what fucking Ganghis Khan aka camouflage is from.
Speaker 2: You probably like him.
Speaker 3: Ganghis Khan did not come from torontopper, which is actually
Speaker 3: interesting and weird as it is.
Speaker 2: And he said the commiss because obviously he went to
Speaker 2: town Hall and was like, oh I got raped by
Speaker 2: a cat like alien and then there was like nobody
Speaker 2: would have checked this shit out. Fucking that, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Why there are always like pauses in their because they
Speaker 3: don't know how that's what it is. They can talk
Speaker 3: like perfectly until there's an a because.
Speaker 2: They can't. That's where the pauses come from. It's just
Speaker 2: between vowels. I'm sorry so I can say like anything
Speaker 2: I want until I let me. No, it's certain, uh
Speaker 2: would say dial. The aliens are far more aware of stuff.
Speaker 2: People in the town hall seem to not be aware
Speaker 2: of the needs of the wit of Whitby. So it's
Speaker 2: just he's just pretty much saying that nobody believed him,
Speaker 2: nobody likes and that is the end of the aliens
Speaker 2: sexual encounters. I enjoyed that Scarborough episode. That was a
Speaker 2: long episode.
Speaker 3: I'm drunk, Yeah, I bet you are, because it's probably
Speaker 3: because it's I guess it's time for.
Speaker 2: What it is it time for? Because it's time for
Speaker 2: we still recorded? Wait, wait, you can't do that every time. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that again. I smoke cigarettes alright because
Speaker 2: it's time for the day. I'm out of breath. Now,
Speaker 2: what's your funny out show? Show the audience your tooth?
Speaker 3: Okay, my fun fact to the day is do you
Speaker 3: know why animals chew on like wires, especially like anything
Speaker 3: in your car?
Speaker 2: No, it's kind of cool. You know why.
Speaker 3: Alice knows why because our friend actually told us the
Speaker 3: other day is a mechanic and he told me why. Apparently,
Speaker 3: wires when they're manufactured are like coated in peanut oil.
Speaker 3: What yeah, really, yeah, Like I don't exactly know why.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's like to endure the weather or something
Speaker 3: something along that lines. But like animals come to it,
Speaker 3: they think it's food, so they chew it. Not butter Yeah,
Speaker 3: like pretty much just coated in peanut oils. That's that's
Speaker 3: why rats and squirrels and mice and yeah, all that
Speaker 3: chew wires because they think they think it's food.
Speaker 2: That's fucking dope. You didn't know that. I did not
Speaker 2: know that. You did not know that. Nobody knew that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did that, because that's our friend that told us. Also,
Speaker 2: there's what is it.
Speaker 4: There's something in the like when they make the plastic
Speaker 4: around it or something, there's like some soy or something
Speaker 4: ship in it too.
Speaker 3: Like YENGHI okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I know that's what happened with with Terry's car because
Speaker 4: he was saying, well, kept chewing.
Speaker 2: The wires having trouble starting his car.
Speaker 3: The engine wires are purely like coated in peanut oil.
Speaker 2: All those making the cherf motion, they're fucking okay. Well,
Speaker 2: that was a crazy episode. Wait till next week will
Speaker 2: probably probably dive into the Alien Baby. To keep this going,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about we uh, we have a little small
Speaker 2: episode coming up next. We'll talk about the alien hybrid
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