Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. This is our after the show podcast. If
Speaker 1: you are first time listener, welcome. If you've listened before,
Speaker 1: you know what this is all about. It is basically
Speaker 1: we talk about anything and everything. We were a little
Speaker 1: less restricted as far as like, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't come here to swear and be vulgar, but
Speaker 1: we know we can talk about we can if we
Speaker 1: want to. Thank you, Bailey, thank you. Uh let's read
Speaker 1: some emails because that is kind of the heart of
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye, and let's see what we've got here.
Speaker 1: Let's start off with Nicole. Nicole says, hey, everybody, I
Speaker 1: was listened to yesterday's show when Jenny hosted Think Fast
Speaker 1: and had a rhyming section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. Do you remember it was like word right,
Speaker 2: missletoe and like igloo.
Speaker 1: Well you said you were looking. She specifically addresses Jenny
Speaker 1: was looking for something that rhymes with missletoe, and I
Speaker 1: have to admit I was screaming out Christmas ho, Christmas ho.
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't totally rhyme, but I made my
Speaker 1: self laf pretty hard. But that's so I wanted to share.
Speaker 1: That is all carry on from Nicole Thank you, Nicole.
Speaker 1: We definitely appreciate the laugh Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Next one page rights in Hey wait for my computer
Speaker 1: to boot at work. I figured i'd send over a
Speaker 1: couple of quick topics for the Minnesota Goodbye. We really
Speaker 1: do appreciate, like you know, your creativity and input because
Speaker 1: we have we're out of ideas, out of ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here are some topics for the Minnesota Goodbye. What is
Speaker 1: your favorite Christmas song? Mine, no question is Sleigh Ride,
Speaker 1: the Leroy Anderson version. That's all an instrumental with trumpets,
Speaker 1: and the instrumentation is just phenomenal. And how the back
Speaker 1: then they didn't do like you know, the editing they did.
Speaker 1: It was an orchestra plane. It live and they fucking
Speaker 1: nail it and it's so good. And at the end
Speaker 1: of the little trumpet he goes bump bump, bump, bump
Speaker 1: bump bum.
Speaker 2: I love that, you do love that. That's always your
Speaker 2: favorite musical moment. If we do like a Christmas theme.
Speaker 1: On Jenny, what's your favorite Christmas song?
Speaker 2: Okay, I love one that's a little bit obscure. It's
Speaker 2: Christmas Time by Christina Aguilera, and I feel like Bailey
Speaker 2: maybe would know what if she heard it, But I
Speaker 2: heard it. It wasn't a very like radio crazy song,
Speaker 2: but I did hear it. I think I want to
Speaker 2: say I did hear it played on Cool in a
Speaker 2: way before. But it's so good Christmas time, Christina Aguilera,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: Mine is Ebenezer Scrooge from the Muppet Christmas Carol, and
Speaker 4: I am being fully serious.
Speaker 1: How's it go?
Speaker 3: This is that Benneezer Scrooge?
Speaker 4: Oh that I was mister hum Bog, that I was
Speaker 4: miss d Graham that made a prize for being mean
Speaker 4: the winner?
Speaker 3: What be him? Old Scrooge?
Speaker 1: He loves his money, cud o.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I know that one. I'll listen
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 3: It is a good song. It's a banger.
Speaker 4: And then the vegetables singing it their little Muppet vegetables,
Speaker 4: and then they say they don't like them, and then
Speaker 4: the guy goes, see, even the vegetables don't like them.
Speaker 3: Best part of the song.
Speaker 1: I'm going to play something from it is I think
Speaker 1: it is is from a Christmas special and I'm not
Speaker 1: sure exactly which one, but I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: play this for you. It is the heat Miser and
Speaker 1: snow Miser song. No, it's not a Christmas song, but
Speaker 1: it is definitely my favorite Christmas TV special song. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this for you now, pushing all the
Speaker 1: right buttons and here we go. One second. It'll take
Speaker 1: an instant to pop up.
Speaker 3: I'm missener, what Christmas, I'm mister Snow, I'm mister second.
Speaker 1: I'm mister friends call me snow Miser whatever I touch.
Speaker 1: So this is from like a nineteen sixties stop motion
Speaker 1: and I can't remember what it's from. It's from either
Speaker 1: like Year without a Santa Claus or Santa Claus is
Speaker 1: coming to town and he's got a brother named heat Miser. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's heat Miser and snow Miser and they combat
Speaker 1: each other to control the weather.
Speaker 3: I am familiar.
Speaker 2: Bailey, and I know that song Tiktalk. Yes, why because
Speaker 2: it was. It's a huge trend to do makeup, at
Speaker 2: least that's what I see. It's always like makeup trends
Speaker 2: where they do half their face as a heat miser
Speaker 2: and half as the snow. So it'll be like, you know,
Speaker 2: heat is red and the other ones like snow. And
Speaker 2: these makeup artists are insane and so they like sing
Speaker 2: along with it, lipsyen to it, and then they like
Speaker 2: do their makeup over the course of the song, and I.
Speaker 4: Like dance trend to people would dance to the song.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a bop and song for trip talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it'll probably come up again soon with Christmas
Speaker 2: coming up because I always start seeing things that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that song ever since I
Speaker 1: was a little kid and watch that on TV. What
Speaker 1: is your favorite Christmas movie? It says Page, very good question,
Speaker 1: Probably National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It used to be Christmas Story,
Speaker 1: But I've I love that movie so much, but I've
Speaker 1: seen it enough times I don't ever want to see
Speaker 1: it again. What about you, Bailey?
Speaker 4: Mine is The Santa Claus with Tim Allen, And I
Speaker 4: just want to say specifically because back in the nineties
Speaker 4: they used to make movies where parents were divorced, and
Speaker 4: my parents were divorced, so I miss those times and
Speaker 4: now it's always their parent is dead, Like I just
Speaker 4: want a divorced family now because I really connected with
Speaker 4: that whole like storyline of having you know, two families. Yeah,
Speaker 4: in the Santa Claus and Bernard was hot.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I don't disagree, honestly, but now like
Speaker 2: later in life, if I look back, I probably wouldn't
Speaker 2: feel the same. But in the day back then, I.
Speaker 3: Wout a babe. He was so crabby.
Speaker 2: Mine would be either the Holiday or the Grinch with
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey. I don't know. The Holiday is very cute, see,
Speaker 2: but the Grinch is more Christmas theme. So that's why
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to go with the Grinch.
Speaker 1: Okay, next question, what gift if you've received? And you
Speaker 1: get to answer these too. I mean, I hope you're
Speaker 1: answering these to yourself as you're listening. What gift if
Speaker 1: you received as an adult that was something you use
Speaker 1: often or has been your favorite. I need a minute
Speaker 1: to think about as one adult. I got an ok
Speaker 1: let's go, I rarely use it. I got a banjo
Speaker 1: that I played twice. I get an Xbox that I've
Speaker 1: played once. Honestly, in the last few years, I cannot
Speaker 1: think of anything like the big presence just and we're
Speaker 1: not doing big presents this year. We're doing small ish presents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Jenny, anything come to mind?
Speaker 2: I mean I would say my mom got me a
Speaker 2: really dull hair straightener, like a year or two ago.
Speaker 2: So if I ever straightened my hair, I love that thing.
Speaker 2: But other than that, Andrew bought this big canvas of
Speaker 2: a map that you can put pins on it, so
Speaker 2: we can put where we've traveled across the world. Oh cool,
Speaker 2: and we have it hanging in our basement. Our basement's
Speaker 2: kind of like our travel snow themed vibe in the house.
Speaker 2: And I get excited when we get to put a
Speaker 2: new pin up, and I make it a whole thing.
Speaker 2: And one time you put a pin up without me
Speaker 2: and I made him take it off and do it again.
Speaker 1: Do it again. Hell yeah, absolutely, that's a together thing, Bailey.
Speaker 4: I don't usually get a lot of presents because I
Speaker 4: don't ask for them. I don't getting gifts. It just
Speaker 4: makes me feel awkward my head. My old boyfriend got
Speaker 4: me blink cameras for I mean, everybody has them now,
Speaker 4: but he got them for me so that I could
Speaker 4: check in on my cat whenever I wanted to. So
Speaker 4: now I can like go look inside of my living
Speaker 4: room and see if my cat is sleeping and just
Speaker 4: stare at him.
Speaker 3: So that was really thoughtful.
Speaker 1: Okay, cute. Yeah, what gift are you hoping for this year.
Speaker 1: I'm not hoping for any gift this year. Once in
Speaker 1: a while I think of something like, oh, I kind
Speaker 1: of like that one, but we're definitely going low on
Speaker 1: gifts this year. I think maybe a faux for over
Speaker 1: the top men's coat, like with just like just fucking long.
Speaker 3: Like the ones we tried on at the fashion fest.
Speaker 1: Bailey and I were at fashion Fest and they had
Speaker 1: faux fur and it was just so much fun trying
Speaker 1: them on. And I've I've like for five years. I
Speaker 1: want to over the top men's faux fur coat, probably
Speaker 1: like three hundred.
Speaker 2: I want to be in that mob wife era. That
Speaker 2: was a whole thing like a year ago, was it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: wearing those big faux fur coats. It was mob wife aesthetic.
Speaker 1: I kind of want people to look at me and going,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is he wearing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. What about you, Jenny?
Speaker 2: I asked my dad if he could figure out how
Speaker 2: to install a shower in our camper van. When he
Speaker 2: asked me the other day, and he laughed at me.
Speaker 2: He said, no, I can't do that, and then I
Speaker 2: was like, with it, I don't know, So I really
Speaker 2: don't know. There's nothing I'm asking for this year.
Speaker 4: Bailey speaking of my ex boyfriend. When he left, he
Speaker 4: took things that I used and now I miss them.
Speaker 4: I want a record player, I want a steamer for
Speaker 4: your voice, like your you know, throat, and I want
Speaker 4: a steamer for your clothes. And he had all three
Speaker 4: things and I don't have any of them.
Speaker 1: What's a steamer for your throat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like it it's a thing that you put
Speaker 4: over your mouth, like if you're sick or you know,
Speaker 4: you have a sore throat or a cough or whatever,
Speaker 4: and it just like puts you inhale steam and it
Speaker 4: like loosens up your throat and makes you feel better.
Speaker 1: We used to call those a vaporizer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, vaporiser. I just I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's like a million names for him. I just called
Speaker 4: a steamer for your mouth and a steamer for your clothes.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, my mom would put a
Speaker 1: it was the size of a like an ice cream bucket,
Speaker 1: and would plug into the wall and you would fill
Speaker 1: it with water and then and it would like put
Speaker 1: vapor into the air, and supposedly that madeor cold or
Speaker 1: flu go away faster, bettermier like a humidifier, but it
Speaker 1: was warm air. Yeah. So and then I think she'd
Speaker 1: put like Vicks vapo rub on it so it would
Speaker 1: smell like vic So, wow, there's a memory. Okay, another one.
Speaker 1: We're traveling out of state and I need to give
Speaker 1: family a few ideas, and Grandma says, no gift cards.
Speaker 1: So any suggestion is great board games, maybe a board
Speaker 1: game of a popular board game, or maybe a giant Jenga.
Speaker 1: I don't have any other ideas really.
Speaker 2: I like, I've gotten into puzzles recently, so I think
Speaker 2: a puzzle can always be a fun gift because it
Speaker 2: really can hit like any I don't know if she
Speaker 2: said specifically an age group or person, but it's kind
Speaker 2: of a broad present kind of like that.
Speaker 4: Always like experiences, So tickets to show, tickets to a movie,
Speaker 4: or going to amusement park or whatever, water park, something
Speaker 4: like that, some kind of thing that you can all
Speaker 4: together and remember the times you had.
Speaker 1: And a specific question for Bailey, what was your job
Speaker 1: at Disney? In my mind, I picture is one of
Speaker 1: the people dressed up like a character.
Speaker 4: Oh I wish I auditioned for that, and they didn't
Speaker 4: want me. I worked in merchandise at the Magic Kingdom
Speaker 4: in Tomorrowland and at Epcot during the Food and Wine
Speaker 4: Festival and the Flower and Garden Festival.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Yeah, thank page for all the questions. I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed that. That was a lot of fun. Let's check
Speaker 1: and I want to make sure all my buttons are right.
Speaker 1: So give me one second to pause here and make sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: we look good, we look.
Speaker 2: Good, We're good, we are yes, okay, audio, I.
Speaker 1: Think so yeah. Okay, here's the next one. Don't say
Speaker 1: my name. Hello morning show crew. First of all, you
Speaker 1: are amazing and make my day brighter. I take pride
Speaker 1: that I'm a P one listener. That means like the
Speaker 1: biggest listener. I only listened back on the podcast, so
Speaker 1: I don't miss a minute of the show, but I
Speaker 1: miss opportunities to win because of my obsession, a risk
Speaker 1: I'm willing to take. Bo I'm just glad you're here.
Speaker 1: Currently sit and wait for my daughter to get done
Speaker 1: with gymnastics. I heard you talk about dadisms. My dad
Speaker 1: was a mechanic and always said he could fix anything
Speaker 1: except a broken heart. Until I broke my wrist. My
Speaker 1: cast still hangs on their Christmas tree to this day.
Speaker 1: That's cute, Oh my gosh. But with my kids, before
Speaker 1: we go out the door, they are debating what to take.
Speaker 1: I always say, what would Dave Ryan and what would
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan say? And my oldest, who is seven, says
Speaker 1: it's better to have it and not need it than
Speaker 1: to need it and not have it, advice we live
Speaker 1: by daily. I give full credit to my dad on
Speaker 1: that one, because I'm sure he didn't originate it, but
Speaker 1: I can still hear him. When I'm packing for a
Speaker 1: boy Scout backpacking trip, I would say like, Dad, do
Speaker 1: I need to bring this? And he'd be like, wow,
Speaker 1: better to have it and not need it than to
Speaker 1: need it and not have it. And he was right.
Speaker 3: He knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: We were able to come buy your book and meet
Speaker 1: you and Susan at Barnes and Noble earlier this year,
Speaker 1: and even made your weekend in five pictures. We were
Speaker 1: both very excited, and she often asked when can we
Speaker 1: meet the rest of them the crew, so hoping we
Speaker 1: can make that happen in the near future. Listen, I
Speaker 1: mean this sounds ridiculous, but if you ever are serious
Speaker 1: about coming to meet us, you can come to the
Speaker 1: radio station. I mean, we're not. Somebody asked me yesterday,
Speaker 1: they said, hey, when are you going to go out
Speaker 1: and about and do something out in public Again, I said,
Speaker 1: we don't have anything on the books, really nothing right now,
Speaker 1: not right now.
Speaker 2: But that's just because the holiday season's here, and honestly,
Speaker 2: everyone's super busy. I feel like so and Christmas Wish
Speaker 2: is a lot of work, so I feel like the
Speaker 2: month of December is kind of a wash for us.
Speaker 1: Kind of. Yeah, we don't have anything like appearances at
Speaker 1: the mall or anything like that. But if you ever
Speaker 1: are serious you want to come to the radio station,
Speaker 1: shoot me an email and we'll set it up. I mean,
Speaker 1: we can't hea you in for very long, but come
Speaker 1: in for fifteen minutes, Say hi, get a picture, say
Speaker 1: hi to everybody, watch the show for a minute and
Speaker 1: you're on your way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We love doing that. Yeah, send me an email. I
Speaker 1: also make my daughter listen to Christmas Wish daily to
Speaker 1: hopefully help them be more grateful as we are fortunate
Speaker 1: enough to be able to spoil two healthy children. While
Speaker 1: I sit there and cry, I hope they taken the
Speaker 1: impact that you all have. Thanks for all you do
Speaker 1: for the community, and we can't wait to meet you
Speaker 1: all soon. Thank you very nice email. Nate writes in
Speaker 1: on Monday, you were talking about what Dave should do
Speaker 1: with his old radio tapes, because I've got tapes of
Speaker 1: me from when I was seventeen all the way to like,
Speaker 1: you know, their tapes, and I stopped taping the show
Speaker 1: probably in the mid nineties and it's all digital now.
Speaker 1: Somebody mentioned donating them to thrift stores and giving listeners
Speaker 1: the surprise of finding old Dave Ryan tapes while browsing
Speaker 1: through the store. That wouldn't do anything for me because
Speaker 1: I don't have a cassette player, but it did remind
Speaker 1: me of my Dave Ryan thrift store fine from a
Speaker 1: year or so ago. I was at a thrift store in
Speaker 1: Saint Peter, Minnesota browsing the books when I came across
Speaker 1: take a shower, show up on time and don't steal anything.
Speaker 1: Best fifty cents I ever spent. Yeah, just too bad.
Speaker 1: I didn't have it when Dave was doing his podcast
Speaker 1: by the same name. Speaking of Dave, do you think
Speaker 1: you'll ever start doing solo podcasting again, whether it's back
Speaker 1: to that original theme or something completely new. Thanks for
Speaker 1: taking time to read my email, Nate. Yeah, I plan to,
Speaker 1: but I'm very good at procrastinating.
Speaker 3: Super good at it. I used to listen to that
Speaker 3: podcast sometimes. Yeah hurt.
Speaker 1: It actually did very well, but then I kind of
Speaker 1: just ran out of ideas. Slash steam you got for
Speaker 1: the book.
Speaker 3: You were like, well that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I would like say, okay, today we're
Speaker 1: going to concentrate on this chapter. But thank you it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoyed it, and yeah, that will return sometime.
Speaker 1: I got an email from somebody the other day because
Speaker 1: we're talking about my dog Josie, and they you know,
Speaker 1: somebody gave me the idea of getting a paw print.
Speaker 1: And there's actually a kit you can buy on Amazon
Speaker 1: where it's a non messy pawprint and it's hard to explain,
Speaker 1: so I won't, but basically, your your dog makes a
Speaker 1: little pawprint on a piece of paper without ink all
Speaker 1: over their paws, and then I get a get tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, somebody wrote in and said, we did something really
Speaker 1: awesome with our dog's nose and we got a nose print,
Speaker 1: and I thought that look at Jenny as she is smiling,
Speaker 1: because that is very sweet. The paw print is very sweet,
Speaker 1: but their nose is even sweeter.
Speaker 4: Meek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so thank you Kelly. Kelly wrote in and said,
Speaker 1: I said, how did you do it? And she said,
Speaker 1: the vet did it and send it to me after
Speaker 1: we put our boys down. Not sure you'd be able
Speaker 1: to do it mess free or if it needs to
Speaker 1: be a regular inkstamp or whatever. But I really think
Speaker 1: I want to do that because I just love my girl.
Speaker 3: You should and I think it meant to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to not just say I think I
Speaker 4: want to do that and then say I think I think.
Speaker 3: I think for forever and ever and ever, it's too late.
Speaker 1: That is me. Thank you, Bailey, So thank you Kelly.
Speaker 1: And then we have one more weird she says. It's
Speaker 1: from Katie. She says, Oh my goodness. I tried to
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast that the girl wrote in on
Speaker 1: Tuesday mentioned and holy shit, the first seventeen minutes were ads.
Speaker 1: Seventeen minutes. I got to the point where I kept
Speaker 1: listening to see how long it would go. Goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: they do just be letting anybody have a podcast these days?
Speaker 1: Don't they thankful for all the KATIEWB podcasts. I listened
Speaker 1: to every minute of everyone every day.
Speaker 2: They're talking about the podcast that they were talking about
Speaker 2: you on.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, is that what it was?
Speaker 3: OK?
Speaker 1: That makes sense they're.
Speaker 2: Talking about that they're not talking about.
Speaker 3: I was like, I hope it's not our.
Speaker 2: Like that, but like, man, if they have that many ads,
Speaker 2: that means their podcast is doing well, because no kidding,
Speaker 2: there's ads on podcasts who get listened.
Speaker 1: So WHOA A little fun fact. We talked about Barry
Speaker 1: Keyogan and the girl that he cheated with. We found
Speaker 1: out because of text messages that she lives any Dinah,
Speaker 1: that she's from a Dinah.
Speaker 4: And that she just had a ski accident. So she's
Speaker 4: at home and broke.
Speaker 1: Her spine like a bone in her spine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the l one, which I assume is a bone
Speaker 3: in your spine.
Speaker 1: That sounds serious, I know, but they said.
Speaker 4: She didn't get paralyzed or anything, but she just broke
Speaker 4: her spine and she's.
Speaker 1: Home recovering with mama any Dinah any Dinah.
Speaker 2: We could run into her, I DM her, but she
Speaker 2: hasn't even looked at it yet, so we.
Speaker 1: Could ask her on the air tomorrow. I mean ask
Speaker 1: on the air. She's laying around, somebody will I can
Speaker 1: guarantee you this one. If she's not listening, somebody she
Speaker 1: knows is listening, and then they would call her and say, hey,
Speaker 1: what's her name? By Brecky, they're talking about you on KTWB.
Speaker 1: Whether she would want to call in or not is
Speaker 1: probably a different story. Yeah, she got like four million
Speaker 1: Instagram followers.
Speaker 2: TikTok on Instagram. She still has a lot. It's like
Speaker 2: two point three.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, okay, wow, And that's
Speaker 1: going to do it for the Minnesota. Goodbye. Send in
Speaker 1: your thoughts, random questions. I think it was page that
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