Speaker 1: Wall, gather around.
Speaker 2: It's Bobo story.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: He's going to see some things that will blow my
Speaker 2: classic in em scene, he's flying, He's going.
Speaker 1: A kick Yillo me high for your onn skin. It's
Speaker 1: Bobo story. Any description of felonious or criminal activity is
Speaker 1: being told here strictly for entertainment purposes, and is in
Speaker 1: no way admission of guilt or even true for that matter.
Speaker 3: Hello, picture on supporters, It's Cliff and Bobo, your BFFs,
Speaker 3: your bigfoot friends, and Prue and Matt prut Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know, because listeners are always asking about Bobo
Speaker 1: story times, there's one particular Bobo story that I love
Speaker 1: that I've been asking maybe for as long as Bobo
Speaker 1: story time has been a thing to tell, and so
Speaker 1: maybe this episode four it's it's maybe not for the
Speaker 1: general public, but for patrons for sure.
Speaker 3: You really gotta want to be here for this one.
Speaker 3: I think, Bubbo, you want you want to lay it
Speaker 3: on us?
Speaker 2: Well, we're a flying was I think the second season
Speaker 2: or third seaton. It was probably the thirties, because people
Speaker 2: knew who I was at that point, and I was
Speaker 2: flying first class and I was in the front. I
Speaker 2: was like row one on the aisle and it was
Speaker 2: you know, first class. There's sorry, dang.
Speaker 3: All, this is standing.
Speaker 1: I sum, he's beating his chest, he's getting riled up.
Speaker 3: It's more of a hype thing than helping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's remembering when he had to like defend his
Speaker 1: territory ward.
Speaker 3: A totally silver back. He's going full silverback on us
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: I definitely had a major pilot direction at that, just
Speaker 2: not fear but anger. But anyways, yeah, we were flying.
Speaker 2: I was flying. I was meeting that. I was flying
Speaker 2: by myself, you know, we meet the crew. We were
Speaker 2: filmed somewhere and I was sitting in the first class
Speaker 2: front seat, you know, first row in the eye well
Speaker 2: and this this I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you know, like people, especially when you're like coach like
Speaker 2: usually you know coach people, people getting out of their seats,
Speaker 2: like they're grabbing on the back of your chair and
Speaker 2: you know, yanking on it and whatever that they're squeezing
Speaker 2: by and the excuse me, uh you know, so these
Speaker 2: chairs were so far apart you could you didn't have
Speaker 2: to the person like on the aisle seat, you didn't
Speaker 2: have to get up for someone on the on the windows.
Speaker 2: He had to get up and get past you, like
Speaker 2: they could just get up and walk in from you
Speaker 2: without you doing anything because there was so much room.
Speaker 2: And also someone's banging my seat. I was like being cool,
Speaker 2: like you know, yeah, you know, someone's just getting in
Speaker 2: their seat. And then and I was tilted back a
Speaker 2: little bit, like I wasn't all the way back, but
Speaker 2: I was, you know, reclined probably halfway as far as
Speaker 2: it goes, which is my right, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: like is banging banging again. I'm like that that was intentional.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell because it was like I
Speaker 2: could feel if he kicked me right in the lower
Speaker 2: I could feel what I was hitting it in the back.
Speaker 2: And Cheron looked give him like a look like what
Speaker 2: the hell's like you like, let them know, dude, what
Speaker 2: do you And he just gives me a dirty look
Speaker 2: and then holds his newspaper up and then flicks it
Speaker 2: like when you're like when you're reading the paper and
Speaker 2: you like flick it like you snap it, and then
Speaker 2: you fold it real fast like you can get a
Speaker 2: clean fold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it also shows a little bit of attitude.
Speaker 2: Right he does that right in my face like snaps it.
Speaker 2: I was like whoa, And I turned back around. I'm
Speaker 2: like that was that was strange. And I didn't even
Speaker 2: curb me this because of my seat or anything. And
Speaker 2: then I thought maybe it was an accent. And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like twenty seconds later, bam bam bam,
Speaker 2: three kicks right in my lower back. And I was
Speaker 2: turning and I'm like, I get and he looks at me,
Speaker 2: and I look at him and I ask a like
Speaker 2: A like A, hey, you're banging in my seat. You
Speaker 2: know there's could you be a little more, you know,
Speaker 2: the conscientious about where your foot's going. It's just the
Speaker 2: same thing. He takes the paper and snaps up my
Speaker 2: face again. I turn around. Then ten seconds later kicks
Speaker 2: my seat again like three times, bam bam, like hard
Speaker 2: you look where my body's moving. I'm like, what the
Speaker 2: And I turned around. You go, dude, what the is
Speaker 2: your problem? Like I was instantly pretty hot under the collar.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm pretty mellow to someone screws me like that,
Speaker 2: Like someone's like disrespectful and like I snapped fast.
Speaker 3: Actually I can vouch for that. You are the good
Speaker 3: time police. Is what I call you. As long as
Speaker 3: everybody's cool, you're the nicest, jolliest guy around. But if
Speaker 3: somebody goes sideway, he's going to ruin everybody's time or
Speaker 3: anybody's time you get on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like super considerate passage on a plane,
Speaker 2: Like I'm always aware, like you know, like trying to
Speaker 2: like not wake people up or bang into people and
Speaker 2: invade their space. You know, It's it's not hard to
Speaker 2: just got to be conscientious of it. And so then
Speaker 2: I'm like this guy, you know, he's like he's about
Speaker 2: ten years older than me. He was kind of a
Speaker 2: big guy, not bulky, but you know, probably six or
Speaker 2: four or something like that. You know, he's a big dude,
Speaker 2: and he's in good shape. And I just just go
Speaker 2: and I turned on. I said, what the hell is
Speaker 2: your problem? You know, like, and he just didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: He never said anything. And then and then I just
Speaker 2: glared at him for like sure five seconds like let
Speaker 2: him know, like, dude, I'm not screwing around, and I
Speaker 2: turned sit down. I turned around. It wasn't even ten
Speaker 2: seconds later. Bam, bam bam, and I look at the
Speaker 2: guy next to me that was sitting by the window,
Speaker 2: and he looks at me like whoa, like what the
Speaker 2: hell is going on? So I'm turning around. I look
Speaker 2: and I make eye contact with the guy sitting behind
Speaker 2: me on the pass on the window side. So the guy,
Speaker 2: you know, So I look at him first as I
Speaker 2: turned around to look at the guy behind me, and
Speaker 2: he's he's and I see him and he's looking like
Speaker 2: his eyes are all big, like whoa. That was gnarly.
Speaker 2: And I just go, I turn around and I and
Speaker 2: I just go and he he just gave me a
Speaker 2: look like fu And I was just like and I
Speaker 2: jumped up and I go, dude, what's your problem? Man?
Speaker 2: And I I was ready to just grab his foot.
Speaker 2: I was gonna just snap it, like take his twist
Speaker 2: and just take his foot and just twist it like
Speaker 2: a spiral fractures.
Speaker 3: Tibby like a sasquatch and a deer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, I mean it's uh, you know, you
Speaker 2: can It's like a jiu jitsu, you know. He just
Speaker 2: you can. You can ruin a guy's ankle big time.
Speaker 2: And I and I was holding back on because all
Speaker 2: that stuff's going through my head like I'm going to
Speaker 2: get thrown off. I'm gonna get thrown in jail. I'll
Speaker 2: probably get have to do time. And this guy's going
Speaker 2: to assue me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that the show's on Discovery. He's not going to
Speaker 3: animal plan. It's not going to like that.
Speaker 2: Everyone's waiting. And I was all just go through my head,
Speaker 2: like everyone if I get if I get arrested, then
Speaker 2: they're not They're probably going to cancel the show, you know,
Speaker 2: like and everyone's jobs like you, Matt, Cliff Renee and
Speaker 2: then the I mean you Cliff Renee and the and
Speaker 2: then the whole crew, like you know, everyone's So I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, I got a responsibility side, just myself,
Speaker 2: And I said, dude, and I stand up. And I
Speaker 2: was kind of leaning over and I said, if you
Speaker 2: if you kick my chair one more time and have
Speaker 2: snapped your foot off, understand me. I'm not screwing roup you.
Speaker 2: And I said, if I hit you, want someone to
Speaker 2: hit you a thousand times, I mean as hard as
Speaker 2: I can, because if I hit you, want I'm going
Speaker 2: to jail. If I hit you a hundred times, I'm
Speaker 2: going to jail. So I'm going to hit you a
Speaker 2: hundred times. And it's it's they're going to be pretty
Speaker 2: pretty damaging shots. Whatever I said. That's what I said,
Speaker 2: in so many words. I sit back down. He does
Speaker 2: it again. I jump up.
Speaker 4: I that's it.
Speaker 2: I was like I ripped down his newspaper, like you know,
Speaker 2: slapped it down out of his hands, and uh, the
Speaker 2: stewardess was right there and she's like, sir, sir. She
Speaker 2: runs up and then people jump up.
Speaker 3: They're like whoa.
Speaker 2: There was this big buff dude sitting like two seats
Speaker 2: behind that guy on the window. Like so he was
Speaker 2: like in the fourth row. He's like whoa. And he
Speaker 2: looked like an NFL player or something. I mean, he
Speaker 2: was big. He was he was bigger than me. He
Speaker 2: was huge. He was all muscle like just like steroid way,
Speaker 2: that's really kind of guy. And uh he looked like
Speaker 2: you know, ex marine or something, looked pretty narrowly in it.
Speaker 2: And I just said, I go, I go. He I was,
Speaker 2: And so he just smocked because the stearious and then
Speaker 2: all a sudden, the other students runs up and uh, they're
Speaker 2: they're trying to like you know that, they're pushing me back,
Speaker 2: telling me to calm down, calm down, and said like
Speaker 2: I'm not the problem here. This guy kicked in my seat.
Speaker 2: I said, can you know, I telling people, like, tell
Speaker 2: tell them what this guy's been doing in my chair.
Speaker 2: And no one said anything. They just they just sat
Speaker 2: there on. No one said, yeah, that guy's been he's
Speaker 2: the problem. No one said that. They said, sir, sit down,
Speaker 2: or we're gonna land on this point and you're going
Speaker 2: to be arrested right now.
Speaker 4: And I was like, uh, stay tuned for more Bigfoot
Speaker 4: and Beyond with Cliff and Bogo. We'll be right back
Speaker 4: after these messages.
Speaker 2: So then he did it again and I jumped up
Speaker 2: and I was and I was just and I was
Speaker 2: just and he was smiling, just going like ha ha,
Speaker 2: I just you know, like like you think I was
Speaker 2: some dummy that he was manipulating, like he was like
Speaker 2: he was getting away with it, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: like you know, you know the kind of guy that's
Speaker 2: like push your buttons, push your buttons, like get you
Speaker 2: just snaps, like like in sports, like you antagonize the
Speaker 2: guy so that he takes a punch at you or
Speaker 2: something and he gets the penalties and you know whatever,
Speaker 2: like it's to your advantage. You just played the guy.
Speaker 2: So he was just kind of to him. It was amusing,
Speaker 2: you know he was at this point it was just
Speaker 2: him like, it was just him trying to screw me
Speaker 2: as much as he could, and he was getting away
Speaker 2: with it. So he was laughing at me, which made
Speaker 2: me snap me even more. And I was just like
Speaker 2: and I was like, I can't get a rested. So
Speaker 2: then I went and sat down. I was just steaming.
Speaker 2: After like five or ten minutes, I got up and
Speaker 2: I was I was getting my back. I got my
Speaker 2: I travel with that big heavy backpack like the biggest thing.
Speaker 2: Excuse her. I pulled it down and I just swung
Speaker 2: it smacked him right on the side of the head
Speaker 2: with it. Said oh sorry, and then I went to
Speaker 2: put it back up and back look I had missed
Speaker 2: getting it another and I dropped it back down and
Speaker 2: dropped it back on him again. And the stewardess comes
Speaker 2: right next. She goes, what are you doing, sir, And
Speaker 2: I said, I'm trying to mess with my bag. I
Speaker 2: try get my bag back on the things. She's like,
Speaker 2: and then and then he was that's the other thing.
Speaker 2: He's the only time he spoke was like oh, he
Speaker 2: like said like he just hit me like he assaulted
Speaker 2: me or something like that, and I said, no, I didn't.
Speaker 2: And then I just turned my back to him and
Speaker 2: just ripped the gnarliest worst part right in his face,
Speaker 2: like a long one, just nasty. And I just looked
Speaker 2: at him and sat down and uh, and he was
Speaker 2: all chaffed. And I did it one more time. I
Speaker 2: got up like a five minutes later, because they told
Speaker 2: me not to get out of my seat, and I
Speaker 2: got up one more time and like I was going
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, I just farted right on the guy
Speaker 2: again and uh. And then but then everyone then I
Speaker 2: was the bad guy because that effected everyone that was
Speaker 2: in that front part and they're like, oh dude, like
Speaker 2: they so everyone's going, what do you know? My gush
Speaker 2: just yes, you know. I was just like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: all's fair in love and war, and this is war.
Speaker 3: Chemical weapons. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we're getting off the plane and like two
Speaker 2: different looks came up to me and go, I can't
Speaker 2: believe almost saw a Bobba from Finally Bigfoot beat up
Speaker 2: Bruce Hornsby. That's just the way it is, due.
Speaker 3: So that was Bruce Hornsby behind you, messing with you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he got a face full of bobes.
Speaker 1: He's pinned such classics as just the Way It Is
Speaker 1: and the End of the Innocence, which John Henley sang,
Speaker 1: but Bruce Hornsby wrote, I mean you you farted on
Speaker 1: a contemporary legend.
Speaker 2: He was a grateful Dead keyworsh for like some of
Speaker 2: their best years, like four or five years in the
Speaker 2: seventies too.
Speaker 3: Oh in they eate No. In the nineties, he sat
Speaker 3: in with him when they brought in Vince, the guy
Speaker 3: from the Tubes, Like after Brent died, they brought in
Speaker 3: Vince and they brought Hornsby in to cover, so they
Speaker 3: had two piano players on stage or two keyboard players
Speaker 3: on stage for a lot of that tour. I saw
Speaker 3: Bruce Hornsby play with the Dead several times.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I saw him. I was actually saw player
Speaker 2: them at least once. Yeah that was you know, it
Speaker 2: was mid eighties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well I didn't start seeing the Dead until
Speaker 3: like eighty nine or ninety, so I know I saw
Speaker 3: him at Shortland a couple of times. But nonetheless, nonetheless
Speaker 3: he probably did some st they were friends already. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so you farted on him on Bruce Hornsby.
Speaker 1: Was there of a moment at those shows when you
Speaker 1: thought that, like, maybe a friend of mine will fart
Speaker 1: on this guy's face one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well back in ninety when I was saying, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna be on a TV show about
Speaker 3: Bigfoot someday and my friend's gonna fart on that. Dude,
Speaker 3: you mark my word.
Speaker 2: You call that.
Speaker 3: I called it.
Speaker 2: We were hanging out with Bobcat Goldwy and you told
Speaker 2: him that story. He's like, I'm really good friends with
Speaker 2: He's one of my best friends. Ruce Arban's great. I'm like,
Speaker 2: he's like, I'll call it and patch it up. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: don't even call him. He's like a couple of times
Speaker 2: I saw Bob cut He's like he's like, dude, you
Speaker 2: know he's a great guy. I'm like, dude, you might
Speaker 2: know him as a great guy, but I know him.
Speaker 2: Was like like that guy almost ruined my life, Like
Speaker 2: I almost got thrown in prison because of him, because
Speaker 2: I was du like it was the closest you could
Speaker 2: It was the closest ever came to like beating the
Speaker 2: crap I do. Someone had not actually done anything like
Speaker 2: where I was just so enraged, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: you know, he's probably cool to you because you're you know,
Speaker 2: comic and this and that whatever, you know, But I
Speaker 2: saw that. I saw the real hymn. So I just
Speaker 2: don't want nothing to do with that guy.
Speaker 1: I really hope that there's that some and maybe one
Speaker 1: of our listeners knows, but that there's a podcast somewhere
Speaker 1: where Bruce Hornsby's like, yeah, I was on this flight
Speaker 1: one time and this big guy was in front of
Speaker 1: me that he farted in my face, and then I
Speaker 1: stepped off the plane and a fan came up to
Speaker 1: me and was like, I can't believe I almost saw
Speaker 1: you fight Bobo from Finding Bigfoot.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's who that is. I love that show.
Speaker 2: Actually, they let they let him get off first, like
Speaker 2: they I had to sit down till he like, they
Speaker 2: let him let leave first and then so I don't
Speaker 2: think he talked to anyone. He just I remember seeing it.
Speaker 2: He took some big, long, fast strives and he was
Speaker 2: I don't think he was running from me. He just
Speaker 2: just was, you know, gone.
Speaker 3: He just he was gas powered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I felt that's the most satisfying fart I
Speaker 2: ever ripped.
Speaker 3: And that, you know, take it from me, audience, that's
Speaker 3: saying something. I've seen some satisfaction on Bobo's face before.
Speaker 2: Dude, if I if I could have shot my pants
Speaker 2: and made it smell even worse, I would have.
Speaker 3: Well, that would that'd be great because you know we
Speaker 3: were on Discovery. You could have been part of Shark week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man. Yeah, because when no one stood up,
Speaker 2: when no one stood up for me being so that
Speaker 2: that guy was causing the problems like that, I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't care if I take anyone
Speaker 2: out with this guy. I'm throwing a grenade. I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to take a sniper shop. Take him out. They
Speaker 2: can all go to hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had every moral justification for punishing everyone who
Speaker 1: was within you know, who was in natal range.
Speaker 2: I was definitely the bad guy on that trip. People
Speaker 2: were chopped.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely one of my favorite Pobo stories period.
Speaker 3: And there you have it.
Speaker 2: I got all heated right now.
Speaker 3: I could tell he's fired up.
Speaker 2: It's just such a random like person, you know, like
Speaker 2: Bruce Hornsby.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that was a.
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