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<v Speaker 1>Wall, gather around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Bobo story.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to see some things that will blow my

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<v Speaker 2>classic in em scene, he's flying, He's going.

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<v Speaker 1>A kick Yillo me high for your onn skin. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Bobo story. Any description of felonious or criminal activity is

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<v Speaker 1>being told here strictly for entertainment purposes, and is in

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<v Speaker 1>no way admission of guilt or even true for that matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, picture on supporters, It's Cliff and Bobo, your BFFs,

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<v Speaker 3>your bigfoot friends, and Prue and Matt prut Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know, because listeners are always asking about Bobo

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<v Speaker 1>story times, there's one particular Bobo story that I love

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<v Speaker 1>that I've been asking maybe for as long as Bobo

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<v Speaker 1>story time has been a thing to tell, and so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this episode four it's it's maybe not for the

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<v Speaker 1>general public, but for patrons for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>You really gotta want to be here for this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, Bubbo, you want you want to lay it

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<v Speaker 3>on us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're a flying was I think the second season

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<v Speaker 2>or third seaton. It was probably the thirties, because people

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<v Speaker 2>knew who I was at that point, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>flying first class and I was in the front. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like row one on the aisle and it was

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<v Speaker 2>you know, first class. There's sorry, dang.

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<v Speaker 3>All, this is standing.

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<v Speaker 1>I sum, he's beating his chest, he's getting riled up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more of a hype thing than helping.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's remembering when he had to like defend his

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<v Speaker 1>territory ward.

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<v Speaker 3>A totally silver back. He's going full silverback on us

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely had a major pilot direction at that, just

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<v Speaker 2>not fear but anger. But anyways, yeah, we were flying.

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<v Speaker 2>I was flying. I was meeting that. I was flying

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<v Speaker 2>by myself, you know, we meet the crew. We were

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<v Speaker 2>filmed somewhere and I was sitting in the first class

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<v Speaker 2>front seat, you know, first row in the eye well

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<v Speaker 2>and this this I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like people, especially when you're like coach like

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<v Speaker 2>usually you know coach people, people getting out of their seats,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're grabbing on the back of your chair and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, yanking on it and whatever that they're squeezing

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<v Speaker 2>by and the excuse me, uh you know, so these

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<v Speaker 2>chairs were so far apart you could you didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to the person like on the aisle seat, you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to get up for someone on the on the windows.

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<v Speaker 2>He had to get up and get past you, like

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<v Speaker 2>they could just get up and walk in from you

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<v Speaker 2>without you doing anything because there was so much room.

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<v Speaker 2>And also someone's banging my seat. I was like being cool,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, yeah, you know, someone's just getting in

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<v Speaker 2>their seat. And then and I was tilted back a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, like I wasn't all the way back, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was, you know, reclined probably halfway as far as

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<v Speaker 2>it goes, which is my right, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>like is banging banging again. I'm like that that was intentional.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what the hell because it was like I

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<v Speaker 2>could feel if he kicked me right in the lower

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<v Speaker 2>I could feel what I was hitting it in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>And Cheron looked give him like a look like what

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<v Speaker 2>the hell's like you like, let them know, dude, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you And he just gives me a dirty look

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<v Speaker 2>and then holds his newspaper up and then flicks it

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<v Speaker 2>like when you're like when you're reading the paper and

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<v Speaker 2>you like flick it like you snap it, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you fold it real fast like you can get a

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<v Speaker 2>clean fold.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it also shows a little bit of attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>Right he does that right in my face like snaps it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like whoa, And I turned back around. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like that was that was strange. And I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>curb me this because of my seat or anything. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I thought maybe it was an accent. And then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, like twenty seconds later, bam bam bam,

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<v Speaker 2>three kicks right in my lower back. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>turning and I'm like, I get and he looks at me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I look at him and I ask a like

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<v Speaker 2>A like A, hey, you're banging in my seat. You

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<v Speaker 2>know there's could you be a little more, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the conscientious about where your foot's going. It's just the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. He takes the paper and snaps up my

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<v Speaker 2>face again. I turn around. Then ten seconds later kicks

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<v Speaker 2>my seat again like three times, bam bam, like hard

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<v Speaker 2>you look where my body's moving. I'm like, what the

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<v Speaker 2>And I turned around. You go, dude, what the is

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<v Speaker 2>your problem? Like I was instantly pretty hot under the collar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm pretty mellow to someone screws me like that,

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<v Speaker 2>Like someone's like disrespectful and like I snapped fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I can vouch for that. You are the good

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<v Speaker 3>time police. Is what I call you. As long as

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<v Speaker 3>everybody's cool, you're the nicest, jolliest guy around. But if

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<v Speaker 3>somebody goes sideway, he's going to ruin everybody's time or

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<v Speaker 3>anybody's time you get on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I'm like super considerate passage on a plane,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm always aware, like you know, like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>like not wake people up or bang into people and

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<v Speaker 2>invade their space. You know, It's it's not hard to

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<v Speaker 2>just got to be conscientious of it. And so then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like this guy, you know, he's like he's about

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<v Speaker 2>ten years older than me. He was kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>big guy, not bulky, but you know, probably six or

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<v Speaker 2>four or something like that. You know, he's a big dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's in good shape. And I just just go

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<v Speaker 2>and I turned on. I said, what the hell is

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<v Speaker 2>your problem? You know, like, and he just didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>He never said anything. And then and then I just

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<v Speaker 2>glared at him for like sure five seconds like let

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<v Speaker 2>him know, like, dude, I'm not screwing around, and I

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<v Speaker 2>turned sit down. I turned around. It wasn't even ten

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<v Speaker 2>seconds later. Bam, bam bam, and I look at the

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<v Speaker 2>guy next to me that was sitting by the window,

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<v Speaker 2>and he looks at me like whoa, like what the

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<v Speaker 2>hell is going on? So I'm turning around. I look

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<v Speaker 2>and I make eye contact with the guy sitting behind

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<v Speaker 2>me on the pass on the window side. So the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, So I look at him first as I

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<v Speaker 2>turned around to look at the guy behind me, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's he's and I see him and he's looking like

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<v Speaker 2>his eyes are all big, like whoa. That was gnarly.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just go, I turn around and I and

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<v Speaker 2>I just go and he he just gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>look like fu And I was just like and I

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<v Speaker 2>jumped up and I go, dude, what's your problem? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>And I I was ready to just grab his foot.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna just snap it, like take his twist

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<v Speaker 2>and just take his foot and just twist it like

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<v Speaker 2>a spiral fractures.

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<v Speaker 3>Tibby like a sasquatch and a deer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and uh, I mean it's uh, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>can It's like a jiu jitsu, you know. He just

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<v Speaker 2>you can. You can ruin a guy's ankle big time.

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<v Speaker 2>And I and I was holding back on because all

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff's going through my head like I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>get thrown off. I'm gonna get thrown in jail. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>probably get have to do time. And this guy's going

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<v Speaker 2>to assue me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that the show's on Discovery. He's not going to

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<v Speaker 3>animal plan. It's not going to like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's waiting. And I was all just go through my head,

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<v Speaker 2>like everyone if I get if I get arrested, then

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<v Speaker 2>they're not They're probably going to cancel the show, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like and everyone's jobs like you, Matt, Cliff Renee and

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<v Speaker 2>then the I mean you Cliff Renee and the and

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<v Speaker 2>then the whole crew, like you know, everyone's So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know, I got a responsibility side, just myself,

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, dude, and I stand up. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of leaning over and I said, if you

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<v Speaker 2>if you kick my chair one more time and have

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<v Speaker 2>snapped your foot off, understand me. I'm not screwing roup you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, if I hit you, want someone to

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<v Speaker 2>hit you a thousand times, I mean as hard as

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<v Speaker 2>I can, because if I hit you, want I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to jail. If I hit you a hundred times, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to jail. So I'm going to hit you a

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<v Speaker 2>hundred times. And it's it's they're going to be pretty

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<v Speaker 2>pretty damaging shots. Whatever I said. That's what I said,

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<v Speaker 2>in so many words. I sit back down. He does

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<v Speaker 2>it again. I jump up.

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<v Speaker 4>I that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I ripped down his newspaper, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>slapped it down out of his hands, and uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>stewardess was right there and she's like, sir, sir. She

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<v Speaker 2>runs up and then people jump up.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>There was this big buff dude sitting like two seats

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<v Speaker 2>behind that guy on the window. Like so he was

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<v Speaker 2>like in the fourth row. He's like whoa. And he

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<v Speaker 2>looked like an NFL player or something. I mean, he

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<v Speaker 2>was big. He was he was bigger than me. He

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<v Speaker 2>was huge. He was all muscle like just like steroid way,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really kind of guy. And uh he looked like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, ex marine or something, looked pretty narrowly in it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just said, I go, I go. He I was,

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<v Speaker 2>And so he just smocked because the stearious and then

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<v Speaker 2>all a sudden, the other students runs up and uh, they're

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying to like you know that, they're pushing me back,

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<v Speaker 2>telling me to calm down, calm down, and said like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the problem here. This guy kicked in my seat.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, can you know, I telling people, like, tell

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<v Speaker 2>tell them what this guy's been doing in my chair.

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<v Speaker 2>And no one said anything. They just they just sat

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<v Speaker 2>there on. No one said, yeah, that guy's been he's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. No one said that. They said, sir, sit down,

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<v Speaker 2>or we're gonna land on this point and you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to be arrested right now.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, uh, stay tuned for more Bigfoot

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<v Speaker 4>and Beyond with Cliff and Bogo. We'll be right back

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<v Speaker 4>after these messages.

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<v Speaker 2>So then he did it again and I jumped up

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<v Speaker 2>and I was and I was just and I was

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<v Speaker 2>just and he was smiling, just going like ha ha,

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<v Speaker 2>I just you know, like like you think I was

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<v Speaker 2>some dummy that he was manipulating, like he was like

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<v Speaker 2>he was getting away with it, you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, you know the kind of guy that's

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<v Speaker 2>like push your buttons, push your buttons, like get you

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<v Speaker 2>just snaps, like like in sports, like you antagonize the

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<v Speaker 2>guy so that he takes a punch at you or

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<v Speaker 2>something and he gets the penalties and you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's to your advantage. You just played the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was just kind of to him. It was amusing,

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<v Speaker 2>you know he was at this point it was just

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<v Speaker 2>him like, it was just him trying to screw me

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<v Speaker 2>as much as he could, and he was getting away

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<v Speaker 2>with it. So he was laughing at me, which made

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<v Speaker 2>me snap me even more. And I was just like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm trying to mess with my bag. I

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<v Speaker 2>And then I just turned my back to him and

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<v Speaker 2>all's fair in love and war, and this is war.

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<v Speaker 3>Chemical weapons. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So we're getting off the plane and like two

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<v Speaker 2>different looks came up to me and go, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe almost saw a Bobba from Finally Bigfoot beat up

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<v Speaker 2>Bruce Hornsby. That's just the way it is, due.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was Bruce Hornsby behind you, messing with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so he got a face full of bobes.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pinned such classics as just the Way It Is

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<v Speaker 1>and the End of the Innocence, which John Henley sang,

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<v Speaker 1>but Bruce Hornsby wrote, I mean you you farted on

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<v Speaker 2>He was a grateful Dead keyworsh for like some of

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<v Speaker 3>Oh in they eate No. In the nineties, he sat

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<v Speaker 3>in with him when they brought in Vince, the guy

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<v Speaker 3>from the Tubes, Like after Brent died, they brought in

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<v Speaker 3>Vince and they brought Hornsby in to cover, so they

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<v Speaker 3>had two piano players on stage or two keyboard players

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<v Speaker 3>on stage for a lot of that tour. I saw

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<v Speaker 3>Bruce Hornsby play with the Dead several times.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, I saw him. I was actually saw player

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<v Speaker 2>them at least once. Yeah that was you know, it

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<v Speaker 2>was mid eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, Well I didn't start seeing the Dead until

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<v Speaker 3>like eighty nine or ninety, so I know I saw

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<v Speaker 3>him at Shortland a couple of times. But nonetheless, nonetheless

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<v Speaker 3>he probably did some st they were friends already. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so you farted on him on Bruce Hornsby.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there of a moment at those shows when you

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<v Speaker 1>thought that, like, maybe a friend of mine will fart

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<v Speaker 1>on this guy's face one day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well back in ninety when I was saying, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I'm gonna be on a TV show about

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<v Speaker 3>Bigfoot someday and my friend's gonna fart on that. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>you mark my word.

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<v Speaker 2>You call that.

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<v Speaker 3>I called it.

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<v Speaker 2>We were hanging out with Bobcat Goldwy and you told

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<v Speaker 2>him that story. He's like, I'm really good friends with

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<v Speaker 2>He's one of my best friends. Ruce Arban's great. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I'll call it and patch it up. I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>don't even call him. He's like a couple of times

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<v Speaker 2>I saw Bob cut He's like he's like, dude, you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's a great guy. I'm like, dude, you might

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<v Speaker 2>know him as a great guy, but I know him.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like like that guy almost ruined my life, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got thrown in prison because of him, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was du like it was the closest you could

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<v Speaker 2>It was the closest ever came to like beating the

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<v Speaker 2>crap I do. Someone had not actually done anything like

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<v Speaker 2>where I was just so enraged, and I was just like,

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<v Speaker 2>comic and this and that whatever, you know, But I

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<v Speaker 2>saw that. I saw the real hymn. So I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't want nothing to do with that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope that there's that some and maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners knows, but that there's a podcast somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>where Bruce Hornsby's like, yeah, I was on this flight

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<v Speaker 1>one time and this big guy was in front of

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<v Speaker 1>me that he farted in my face, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>stepped off the plane and a fan came up to

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<v Speaker 1>me and was like, I can't believe I almost saw

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<v Speaker 1>you fight Bobo from Finding Bigfoot.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that's who that is. I love that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, they let they let him get off first, like

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<v Speaker 2>they I had to sit down till he like, they

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<v Speaker 2>let him let leave first and then so I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think he talked to anyone. He just I remember seeing it.

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<v Speaker 2>He took some big, long, fast strives and he was

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he was running from me. He just

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<v Speaker 2>just was, you know, gone.

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<v Speaker 3>He just he was gas powered.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I felt that's the most satisfying fart I

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<v Speaker 2>ever ripped.

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<v Speaker 3>And that, you know, take it from me, audience, that's

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<v Speaker 3>saying something. I've seen some satisfaction on Bobo's face before.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, if I if I could have shot my pants

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<v Speaker 2>and made it smell even worse, I would have.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that would that'd be great because you know we

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<v Speaker 3>were on Discovery. You could have been part of Shark week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh man. Yeah, because when no one stood up,

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<v Speaker 2>when no one stood up for me being so that

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<v Speaker 2>that guy was causing the problems like that, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I don't care if I take anyone

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<v Speaker 2>out with this guy. I'm throwing a grenade. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to take a sniper shop. Take him out. They

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<v Speaker 2>can all go to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you had every moral justification for punishing everyone who

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<v Speaker 1>was within you know, who was in natal range.

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<v Speaker 2>I was definitely the bad guy on that trip. People

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<v Speaker 2>were chopped.

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<v Speaker 1>That is absolutely one of my favorite Pobo stories period.

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<v Speaker 3>And there you have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got all heated right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I could tell he's fired up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just such a random like person, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>Bruce Hornsby.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So that was a.

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