WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.879 --> 00:00:05.960 Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You're 2 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:08.480 Big if you like a genuine and laughs so big. 3 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:11.160 Laura's a love of ba lunatic with a bob so real. 4 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:13.919 The stories are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent 5 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:16.640 and people with sas He's kind. Let me get some 6 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:20.839 kind of crassus. Claire runs the show superclain nerd always 7 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:22.679 in the note, but garantee to make you laugh. 8 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:25.399 Bluss, Sure we're late. Bumble your seat belts and don't 9 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:28.039 be late. Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great. 10 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.039 On with the show. 11 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:33.719 See the thing growing, But that's okay, Claire on the 12 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:35.159 on the screen doesn't matter. 13 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:37.119 You don't see something growing. 14 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.479 No, I haven't seen anything growing in a long time. 15 00:00:42.399 --> 00:00:47.079 Oh boy, Oh there it is. Oh god, Claire, is 16 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:50.479 it technical? Do we just start? We are we're doing it. 17 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:53.280 We are in people. Let's do our little song and 18 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:58.640 dance again. We are back. Do do do do do? 19 00:00:58.640 --> 00:00:59.000 Do? 20 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:02.439 We are back? Sorry you guys, it was It was 21 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:04.239 a lot. There's a lot of things, a lot of 22 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:04.760 things going on. 23 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:06.799 You know what it is, summer it is. 24 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:09.519 Claire was gone, then I was gone, that Eric was gone, 25 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:17.040 that this was happening, and I'm we have so much 26 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:18.879 to tell you, so many stories, and. 27 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:20.799 So get ready, Oh my god, buckle up. 28 00:01:20.879 --> 00:01:26.519 Hopefully this would be good. Is Eric is a podcast? Okay? 29 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:33.000 So first and foremost, before we get to a very 30 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:37.200 expensive lesson, yet another expensive lesson I learned and it 31 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:38.519 happened today. 32 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:40.959 Oh geez, are you kidding? 33 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:45.120 I am very. 34 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:49.319 Taking away many forms of Actually, I. 35 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:53.079 Want to know if you would have done the same thing, okay, Claire, 36 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:54.840 I want to know if you would have done the 37 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.480 same thing, okay, or if this is just a Laura 38 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:03.879 Kane stupid I'm going to go with that decision making. 39 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:08.240 Uh. 40 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:09.879 And then we're going to talk about our party that 41 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:12.319 we're having on August thirty first, that everybody's invited to, 42 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:14.039 and I'm going to show you some of the things 43 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.479 we have to give away, some large why not you. 44 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:19.000 Don't want to keep it a surprise. 45 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:20.800 No, because I want people to come. I want them 46 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:23.360 to want the stuff and have more stuff on order. 47 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:26.360 It's gonna be super fun. And then we're going to 48 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.240 talk about so many things. 49 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:32.159 You know what, my god, you know how long the 50 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:37.520 line was, and mister Charlie's when that's our party is 51 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:41.199 going to be I know when when Travis showed. 52 00:02:41.039 --> 00:02:43.319 Up, four thousand people weren't. 53 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.840 Yeah, I'm saying they should probably get ready. 54 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:49.759 I was talking to the manager today because I sent 55 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:51.800 her an email and she I just wanted to say, hey, 56 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:55.639 did you get the emails? Talking to her through Instagram DMS, 57 00:02:55.680 --> 00:03:00.800 and She's like, yes, OMG, this weekend was crazy because yes, 58 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:04.439 right there in front of mister Charity's so like it 59 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:09.719 is the epicenter of Hillcrest h now and it's such 60 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:11.599 a fun vibe and it's such a fun place and 61 00:03:11.639 --> 00:03:13.240 you guys are going to want to come to our party. 62 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:15.960 We've been doing this for seven years. 63 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:17.919 Seven it doesn't seem like it. 64 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:19.199 I know, it doesn't seem like it. 65 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:21.439 We should does not seem like twenty years. 66 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:25.599 We should be better at this than we are after 67 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:26.280 seven years. 68 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:28.800 And I'm a delight. I don't know what you're talking about, 69 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:31.599 and I just got here, So it's fine. Where is 70 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:34.360 the epicenter of profession? 71 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:41.400 Continues to get glowing reviews she does, Thank goodness, people 72 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:42.280 love Claire. 73 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:42.719 I do. 74 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:45.759 I need to. My personality needs to really serve because 75 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.879 my technical prowess is not carrying us oh no, it is. 76 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:50.360 Are we on? 77 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:51.039 Are we on? 78 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:54.000 Are we on YouTube? Are we life? We're live? Now 79 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:58.479 you fixed it. It's fine that your prowess tied. 80 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:02.120 A delightful little nugget. I just love her. 81 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:04.199 I'm gonna tell you about Oregon because that's where I 82 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:07.879 went with my mother and I took her and we 83 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:10.000 went to see Charlie and Anti Do Do. 84 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:13.000 And it was how's that doing? 85 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:14.759 Great? She's doing awesome? 86 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:15.360 Great? 87 00:04:15.879 --> 00:04:21.600 And oh, I have a question, a very deep question, 88 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:24.800 and and then my story, and then you have. 89 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.600 A story of a couple stories, so. 90 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:32.120 Well we might have to save. Okay, you tell one story. 91 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:36.839 I'll tell one story. Okay, we do double D news. 92 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:42.879 I'll talk about I'll do the question, and then next 93 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:43.639 episode we'll do. 94 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:47.199 Okay, so let me let me ask the peanut gallery 95 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:51.639 here for my story, which one do you want to hear? Okay, 96 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:54.639 the fart or the toe? 97 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.000 All right, let me ask. 98 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:02.079 They're both disasters. 99 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:05.240 So you add one word to each one of those, 100 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:12.040 the blank toe, the blank fart. Uh, just add one 101 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:13.920 word to each one and I'll make a decision. 102 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:22.240 Embarrassing fart okay, and uh disastrous toe. 103 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:28.639 I believe shockingly, I want to start with the toe. 104 00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:30.879 I was thinking the same thing. Really hit me with 105 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:37.160 that toe, with the disastrous toe first and foremost cue 106 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:40.240 the music. It was some very exciting. 107 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:55.480 This are you marrying Prince Harry? What is that? 108 00:05:55.759 --> 00:06:01.480 It's very exciting theatrical music to nouns that it's t 109 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:09.759 minus less than a month until Begin Again the musical, 110 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:15.120 The new musical hits the Old Globe stage we've been 111 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:20.720 talking about. Yes, that is the official oh see again, 112 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:24.720 begin Again. We have been talking about this musical that, 113 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:28.240 like I said, has all the elements that will take 114 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:32.600 it right to Broadway, including I posted a reel of 115 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:37.839 Pat Monaghan talking front Train about creating the music for 116 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:40.800 this musical. And it's based on the movie. So if 117 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:44.199 you really like that movie and I really resonated with you, 118 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:51.120 this musical at the Old Globe is a can't miss. 119 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.439 Now the Old Globe. We're lucky we have this in 120 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:58.439 our backyard because this is where a lot of the 121 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:03.759 biggest productions on Broadway made their starts. Yes, and this 122 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.399 one is everybody's excited and it's less than a month away, 123 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.639 and you need to get your tickets now, and you 124 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:15.639 have a discount code to you you do this, will 125 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:19.279 waive your handling fees. And you know those dang handling fees. 126 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:22.160 I mean they have to charge them, but not if. 127 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:25.720 You use this code LCAD. 128 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:29.759 For Laura Kane after Dark, easypasy. If you call and 129 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:34.959 you order from the operator, just make sure you tell 130 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:40.839 the operator, hey, I'm using my code LCAD and she'll 131 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:45.839 say what hopefully they know what's up. And then if 132 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:48.839 you go online you can just punch it in there. Yeah, exactly, 133 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:52.240 this is a musical. You're going to want to take 134 00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:58.879 your date too, your love, your friends, a group of friends, 135 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:02.560 a group of girls, friends or boyfriends, or a group 136 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:05.720 of boyfriends. Yeah, what if I had a big group 137 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:08.759 of boyfriends just they were just strictly friends, I would 138 00:08:08.839 --> 00:08:11.040 take them to see you. Begin again. 139 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:14.560 What if you had just like a group of boyfriends 140 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:16.560 that you met on like sugar babies, and you just 141 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:17.319 stick them all. 142 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:21.600 They would actually be taking me. Then that's how that works. 143 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:23.959 That's true. 144 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:28.360 But I'm trying to pull I'm I'm dinner and the train. Yes, 145 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:32.679 I'm asking stop it. I'm going to pretend I didn't 146 00:08:32.679 --> 00:08:37.679 hear that during this ad for the Old Globe. I'm 147 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:40.679 hoping that we can do a night's which is just 148 00:08:40.759 --> 00:08:41.639 Laura Kane after Dark. 149 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:43.000 It's so much fun. 150 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:48.639 So but it's such a popular uh production that I 151 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:50.440 don't know if we could do that. Well, I'm going 152 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:54.039 to talk to the guy tonight or tomorrow and i'll 153 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:55.039 let you know. Next episode. 154 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:56.519 They're gonna have to move it to a bigger theater. 155 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:59.480 It's the biggest one there. They have three theaters at 156 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:00.799 the Old Globe. What do you talk about is the 157 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:01.279 biggest one. 158 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:03.639 We might have to have several performances. 159 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:04.720 I hope they extend it. 160 00:09:04.759 --> 00:09:06.399 That would be I know that'd be great. 161 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:09.919 All right. So if you call call now to get 162 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:12.320 your tickets, they're on sale. They're ready to go get 163 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:13.759 them before and they're all snapped up. 164 00:09:14.279 --> 00:09:17.639 Uh six one nine four five six two three, Or 165 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:23.399 you can go online to Wwwthold Globe dot org. 166 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:36.799 Q music very theatrical, exciting music to get you in 167 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:41.240 the mood. Think about it. After our Lori Kane eufor 168 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:45.480 Dark seven year anniversary party just days away, will be 169 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:50.720 begin again. It's exciting. Yes, a couple of days coming 170 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:52.480 up in just a couple of weeks. 171 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:55.840 Yes, all right, So. 172 00:09:55.759 --> 00:09:57.879 That's the Old Globe. Thank you. For being a sponsor 173 00:09:57.919 --> 00:10:01.759 of Laura Keane for Dark. All right, now do we 174 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:06.519 want to start with I'll start with my another expensive 175 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:10.279 lesson learned or maybe out learned. Obviously I didn't learn 176 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:16.080 from the last expensive lesson. This happened today, Oh boy. 177 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:21.600 I work at Cogo AM six hundred news radio doing 178 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:24.759 future stories and man on the Street stories and anything 179 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:27.360 they need me to do for the morning news program, 180 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:32.600 which Claire produces. I do, and she's at the Helm. 181 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:38.639 It's a four hour news program and Veronica and Brett 182 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:41.639 are the hosts. It's really really good and you can 183 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:44.960 get it on the iHeartRadio app and listen to Kogo 184 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:49.480 and you'll hear us. You'll hear Claire. She does stories 185 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:51.240 from time to time and I love hearing her little 186 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:54.679 boys so cute. But know that she puts that all together. 187 00:10:54.960 --> 00:11:01.200 And tomorrow you will hear her story about Unfortunately, well, no, 188 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:05.200 the story is serious. They usually send me out on 189 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:13.000 you know, fun, cool, different exciting things. Today, my news 190 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:20.120 director wanted me to go to the Soboros Colombianos it's 191 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:25.759 a Colombian restaurant in Normal Heights, because he wanted reaction 192 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:31.600 from people that may have family in Colombia where that 193 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:33.720 horrible earthquake just hit. 194 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:36.039 Oh yes, over one. 195 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:39.440 Hundred people have already died and they're digging through rubble 196 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.279 and it's just awful, right yeah, And it was felt 197 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:47.440 in many surrounding areas. So that was my job, was 198 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:52.200 to get reaction. So he sends me to this Colombian restaurant, 199 00:11:52.200 --> 00:11:55.960 smart because there's going to be obviously Colombian people and 200 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.960 the people that run it will be Colombian, and I'm 201 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:03.639 maybe they have family there. And so anyway, walked in, 202 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:05.080 had my news pass on. 203 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:06.000 I had. 204 00:12:06.759 --> 00:12:09.639 I looked very professional, and I went to the counter 205 00:12:10.080 --> 00:12:13.120 and unfortunately, the woman who is Colombian that owns the 206 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:17.679 restaurant was in La today, but they got her on 207 00:12:17.759 --> 00:12:20.600 the phone and I needed to ask her, hose okay 208 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:24.200 if I spoke to her customers that were eating in 209 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:27.039 the restaurant, because sometimes people don't like that, and I 210 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:30.480 totally get that that, you know, some of you don't 211 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:34.000 want to be bothered when you're eating and the management 212 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:36.559 might like not like it. But she said sure, that 213 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:40.679 would be okay, thank you very much. So okay, I, 214 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:45.679 oh no. I go to one table and a man 215 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:49.240 and a woman were eating, and the guy offered me 216 00:12:49.320 --> 00:12:52.759 some chiceronis, which are a little different than Mexican chiceronis. 217 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:55.440 I don't know. Do you know what chicherons are? I do, Okay, 218 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:58.519 those are basically pigskin or what is it called? What 219 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:01.919 are they called here? What are they called hair? I 220 00:13:01.960 --> 00:13:07.159 don't know. No, they're not called that hair. Like you 221 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:09.720 buy them in a bag and they're crunchy. It's pick 222 00:13:09.759 --> 00:13:10.639 it's fried pigskin. 223 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:13.279 Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. 224 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:16.039 So these are a little different. So I'm like, thank you, 225 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.720 and explained who I was sat down. The guy was nice. 226 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:21.720 He didn't directly have any relatives there, but he did 227 00:13:21.879 --> 00:13:25.799 live in Colombia for six months, not in the area 228 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:28.039 with the earthquake. But he explained to me what the 229 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:31.279 Colombian people were like, and and I really, you know, 230 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:36.799 they're apparently just the nicest people on planet Earth, and 231 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:38.360 it's unfortunate. That's how I'm to do them. 232 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:38.799 Okay. 233 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:41.799 So I'm like, okay, thank you so much for your help, 234 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:46.399 thank you for the ciceronis. And so I needed more sound. 235 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:49.879 So I see another table and another man and a 236 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:53.919 woman and they are eating. It looks like they just 237 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:59.440 have coffees and like some kind of lunch or breakfast plate, 238 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:04.399 and not that I was looking intently at their food 239 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:09.360 at all, but that's what I remember. So I'm talking 240 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:12.480 to the woman and she's like, oh, I'm not Columbian, 241 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:18.559 but he is. I'm like, oh, he was reluctant to 242 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:21.080 have any part of this. He wasn't mean in any way. 243 00:14:21.320 --> 00:14:26.639 He just needed a little bit more softening up, coaxing, 244 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.080 and I knew he was going to have something. I 245 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:32.960 just felt it like he was going to have something, 246 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.879 a good sound bite, okay, and maybe he has family there, 247 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:43.600 so he was getting ready to say I'm not interested 248 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:46.559 in doing this, because sometimes they do, and I respect that, 249 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:53.279 but I blurred it out. I will buy your lunch. 250 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:58.960 I'll buy your lunch if you just answer like these 251 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:02.360 three questions. I need to get this done. It's been 252 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:04.039 taking me too long and I have to get back 253 00:15:04.080 --> 00:15:06.399 to the station and it airs tomorrow. Would you please 254 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:09.279 help me. Then they're like, you don't have to do that, 255 00:15:09.320 --> 00:15:10.840 You really don't have to do that. I'm like, no, 256 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:13.960 it'd be my pleasure. I'm bothering you. Guys are clearly 257 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:17.440 eating and I'm sitting here at your table, it would 258 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:23.159 be my pleasure. And this is this place. This restaurant, 259 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:29.200 while authentic, was very very small, you might want to 260 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:31.759 call it a hole in the wall type of place 261 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.559 where you order at the front and then you get 262 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:38.879 your food whatever. And it seemed like it had been 263 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:42.919 there a long time. So the guy did give me 264 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:45.759 some He didn't have family there necessarily, but he was 265 00:15:45.799 --> 00:15:49.879 talking about the landscape and about the buildings and about 266 00:15:49.879 --> 00:15:54.240 how they need to be retrofitted, and how Colombia's really 267 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:56.679 spread apart. So it's kind of amazing that they felt 268 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:59.559 the earthquake so far away in so many different areas 269 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:04.480 and stuff. So I get what I think I got 270 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:07.559 what I needed. I'm like, okay, good. So I said, okay, 271 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:10.320 thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you 272 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:15.679 for learning me bother your lunch. I really appreciate it. 273 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:18.600 And do you have a Can I take your check? 274 00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:21.399 And do I pay a from or whatever? And he's like, well, 275 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:23.360 we haven't pay for yet. Just yeah, you go up front. 276 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:27.039 Like okay, So I go to the front, go thank 277 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:29.279 you so much. It's going to be on tomorrow morning, 278 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.799 Coco Am six hundred. There's an app the iHeartRadio app 279 00:16:32.840 --> 00:16:37.039 told you how to listen to it and everything. So 280 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.039 I said to the woman at the cashier at the 281 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:43.759 cash register, and I said, hey, I'm buying the table 282 00:16:43.759 --> 00:16:48.039 over there. I'm buying their meal. Like really, yeah, because 283 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:52.360 they really helped me out. Change chin. She flips the 284 00:16:52.360 --> 00:17:06.720 screen over to me. Seventy eight dollars. I had forty dollars. 285 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:12.440 Am I checking my mom? I have money of my 286 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:21.960 mother's that's in my savings. I panicked. I transferred enough 287 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:25.039 money to cover the check. I go, hold on just 288 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:29.359 a second, this will take me just a minute. As 289 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:32.160 I'm fiddling with my bank app, fiddling with my bank app, 290 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:35.279 and so I get enough money into my checking oh 291 00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:38.519 my god, to pay the bill. Now I have this 292 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:42.319 much in my I have actually this And then there's 293 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:47.039 like a it's it's not green lettering, it's black lettering, 294 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:52.960 which means negative. Okay, because of this damn seventy eight 295 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:57.799 dollars lunch, I'm like, they weren't even drinking anything. I 296 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:03.720 didn't think, but boy, they sure had a lot of food, 297 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:05.759 a lot a lot of food. This place was not 298 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:11.640 an expensive place. Crazy, So I'm like, well, I've got 299 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:13.640 to follow through I said what I said, I was 300 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:14.079 going to do it. 301 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:14.599 I'm doing it. 302 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:19.640 So then it paid it, handle it and I said, 303 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:22.680 thank you so much. You guys really appreciate it. And 304 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.400 then I went back to the station and I told 305 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:30.519 my boss. I told Cliff what happened. It's like, oh, no, 306 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:33.480 let me pay you that. Cliff. No, this is not 307 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:37.000 your fault. This is not your fault. This is my fault. 308 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:41.680 And this was a lesson that I learned, an expensive lesson. 309 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:45.400 This is on me. I don't expect the station to 310 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.960 reimburse me out all this was on me. 311 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:52.440 Agreed, I have two words for you. 312 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:54.799 Do you agree with that? I was about to say, oh, 313 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:57.480 you should ask the station to reimburse you, like, I 314 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:59.759 understand why you don't want to do that. Yeah, because 315 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:04.640 it is they didn't ask me to do that. This 316 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:10.680 was a decision, I maged, I have two words for you. 317 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:12.440 What only fans. 318 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:18.880 Eric, Look, I think I'm too old, I don't have 319 00:19:18.920 --> 00:19:22.640 pretty feet, and what I have no talents. I can't 320 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:24.400 like twist my tongue in weird direction. 321 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:27.119 You actually do have a talent. You are very good 322 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:31.720 at Uh. You could literally just do an only fans 323 00:19:31.799 --> 00:19:34.319 of you just flushing money down the toilet, and you'd 324 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:35.920 make a fortune. 325 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:37.480 Wiping my butt with money. 326 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:41.039 Yeah, seriously, give you just a bunch of monopoly money 327 00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:43.640 and you just do stuff with it. 328 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:48.279 Look, wow, I wouldn't be opposed to doing anything right now. 329 00:19:48.519 --> 00:19:49.519 Let me just put it out. 330 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:50.839 Say, I'm gonna sign you up tonight. 331 00:19:51.079 --> 00:19:52.880 If you want to see Laura's boobs that bad, you 332 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:53.759 could just say. 333 00:19:53.559 --> 00:19:59.839 That, yeah, totally. Hey, Laura Kane's cans, bring it on. 334 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:06.119 Why are we waiting? That could be your only fans handle. 335 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:11.039 Laura Kane's can. Yeah, Eric, But here's the problem with that. 336 00:20:12.359 --> 00:20:15.160 What I do have a career. I know you don't 337 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:17.319 think what I do is. 338 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:22.039 A career buying people lunch, doing. 339 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:27.640 News reports and traffic reports ninety four. Oh yeah, that 340 00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:32.599 they're doing, you know, the helicopter stuff. That is my career. 341 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:36.519 I can't the. 342 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:39.079 Two never just a hobby. 343 00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:41.920 No, I'm no, I'm saying I can't show my boobs 344 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:45.240 on only fans. If I have this career in news. 345 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:49.519 You don't have to show your head. But it says 346 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.160 Laura Kanes can, Oh right, maybe okay, we'll change your name. 347 00:20:53.640 --> 00:20:57.079 Well then then that it won't be funny. Yeah, well 348 00:20:58.440 --> 00:20:59.279 Laura's cans. 349 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:01.319 No, we could figure something out. 350 00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:07.720 Katie's cans. We'll think of something anyway. So that tatas, 351 00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:10.960 I'm not showing my boobs on the internet. 352 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:11.920 We'll talk about it later. 353 00:21:12.119 --> 00:21:12.680 No we won't. 354 00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:13.240 Yeah we will. 355 00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:17.160 So there's that. That was yet another expense. 356 00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:18.759 It could probably make tens of sense. 357 00:21:21.079 --> 00:21:26.799 How are these people? Okay? I heard that? Okay, Joe 358 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:29.279 Rogan is a very very good podcast sor I listen 359 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:33.599 to his podcast. I really like the way he interviews people, 360 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:37.119 and I especially love all the UFO stuff that he does. 361 00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:45.319 I heard he's the highest seed podcaster, Yes, breaking in 362 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:50.559 like eighty two million a year. Wait, what are we 363 00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:54.279 doing wrong? Or what are we doing wrong here? What's 364 00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:59.920 the problemo? Maybe we just aren't good speak for you 365 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:04.559 are just starting good at this? Because damn not that 366 00:22:04.640 --> 00:22:05.960 we're worth eighty two million. 367 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:10.839 But come on, I've gotta be pulling in soapin this 368 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:14.640 whole like bank account thing is just it's just a show. 369 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:17.039 She's no, it's not. 370 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:19.519 It is all real life. That's what we are. We're 371 00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:21.640 unapologetically unfiltered. 372 00:22:21.680 --> 00:22:28.119 We're raking least twenty million here, wouldn't that be. 373 00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:32.559 So great to say, Oh, what to talk to you 374 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:33.559 about this yet? Or not? 375 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:34.119 What? 376 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:38.920 Or should I ask for everybody's prayers. 377 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:39.640 About what that? 378 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:40.240 Sinister? 379 00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:43.799 Do you have a condition? 380 00:22:43.880 --> 00:22:47.559 Well, let me just say this, I sent a letter to. 381 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:51.720 No, don't tell anybody yet, okay, no, what you told me. 382 00:22:52.279 --> 00:22:53.880 I'll just be vague about it. I won't say that. 383 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:55.759 No, don't say I won't say the company. No, don't 384 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:56.480 say anything yet. 385 00:22:58.359 --> 00:23:01.559 Just thoughts and prayers that this thing that I did work. 386 00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:05.319 Yeah, thoughts and prayers. 387 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:08.400 Because then we're getting some So it's not like I'm 388 00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:12.839 not trying little. I'm planting seeds. Yeah, and hopefully they 389 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:16.599 will grow, they'll bloom. All right, mister Rimmer, before you 390 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:21.519 get into the double D news, Yeah, what's up with 391 00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:22.920 the toe? 392 00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:31.680 So last week I went with a girlfriend. Oh, first 393 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:35.680 of all, okay, I need to tell you. 394 00:23:35.599 --> 00:23:44.400 Something, Okay, for uh, I currently feel that I'm hanging 395 00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:48.119 onto the third rung of the Best Friend ladder with 396 00:23:48.200 --> 00:23:51.440 my pinky like this. My whole entire body is hanging off. 397 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:53.799 I feel like I am about to fall off the 398 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:57.880 third rung of the ladder, Okay, and I'm very worried 399 00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:01.440 about it because I haven't seen you, and I'm feeling well. 400 00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:06.480 Lots of things have transpired in two weeks. Jamm it 401 00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:13.119