Speaker 1: The thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
Speaker 2: This is the man. Hilto cor is a.
Speaker 3: Live and kicking I'm on over here on i'd let
you're asking what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Welcome to punch Dunk Sports where we're winning. Things are
going great, everything's working out. Hopefully by the time you
hear this, the Raiders have already lost.
Speaker 3: Who do you play? Who do you play?
Speaker 2: The City Chiefs?
Speaker 1: I believe no, the Panthers have a Chiefs.
Speaker 3: That's true. You play somebody that's gonna he's just talking
to somebody not but you want to be You want
to lose these games now right?
Speaker 2: I want cam Ward badly.
Speaker 3: You'd rather have him over should do or for me?
Speaker 1: I don't want you to do Yeah, yeah, I don't
want you to do it, although I will say I
felt the same way about cam Newton and I was
dead wrong. So yeah, the Panthers play the Chiefs. The
Raiders have the Broncos.
Speaker 4: Falcon lose got a thousand thousand bucks, says Falcons. Thousand
bucks says Falcons, don't lose this week.
Speaker 1: By week, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 3: The bye week joke is in ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: And that's brought to you by bye week, the bye
week jokes, by the.
Speaker 2: Week that goes both ways.
Speaker 3: Uh do you think that? I mean, we'll get right
into sports, will plug shit later. Do you think that?
Speaker 4: Because you bring up a good point saying here, if
you're an NFL owner, you know you're gonna have a
top five, top eight picks. You know Suder is probably
gonna go top eight.
Speaker 2: Probably should listen. There are three teams that could go four.
I mean like, there's four teams that probably could go
for a quarterback right now.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. And in the first.
Speaker 2: Question is are the Titans one of them? Is that
kid that they had? That kid?
Speaker 3: He's done? I don't think I mean, Okay, here's.
Speaker 1: I got Okay, here's the CBS mock. They got Travis
Hunter going one to the Jags.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: They have the Arizona receiver McMillan going two to the Titans.
They have cam Ward going three to the Browns, Shador
Sanders going four to the Giants, Will Johnson going to
the Raiders at five.
Speaker 2: They're just crazy, dude, They're just crazy.
Speaker 1: Picking eight Panthers are gonna win another game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, we're I mean, Titans are winning
too much. Titans are winning at least one more game,
if not two games. They played get to the.
Speaker 3: Point where you're like, why are we winning? Why are
we not?
Speaker 2: You know, I hope that that's Listen. If I was
the Raiders, they probably won't get rid of Antonio Peers.
I don't agree with it. I would. I think he
made a fatal flaw. He panicked when he didn't get
to his OC that he had thought he had locked in,
and he panicked, and he got the guy from Chicago
who's at ten point a game, Uh, ten point game,
thank you, Dan, ten pointed game, ten pointed game offensive coordinator.
And that's what they got from ten points a game.
So I don't think give him another chance. I don't
think I doubt it. Let me say that a whole
new group.
Speaker 3: Because you won't Warden, That's fine. You're totally entitled. You know.
I'm not saying you're wrong or anything, or I'm not
even selling even say it. Dude, do you say it?
I won't.
Speaker 2: You better not bring up Daniel Jones. I'll tell you
I will reach through and chill.
Speaker 4: We'll get to the Daniel Jones things. But I know
nobody wants somebody. It's going to go somewhere.
Speaker 2: But I think in the right place, I think you'd
be right, and that right place may be San Francisco.
If you're not set on Brock Party being your guy,
there's nobody better to take a running quarterback and make him.
Speaker 3: What he's their guy. They're all in on Party.
Speaker 4: But if you got Daniel Jones as a backup, I'm
not saying Daniel Jones is going to go somewhere and
be the starter.
Speaker 3: He's going to be a back him next year. He's
going to try to win a job somewhere.
Speaker 4: But if you're saying San Francisco and Daniel Jones is
your backup and he's sitting there, put a little more
tread back on the tires with fucking uh their head coach,
who's a fucking quarterback whisperer, whisper fit changes, fucking fit changes.
But he's going to be a backup somewhere, so don't
worry about that. My question is this, do you are
you if you're a GM in the top ten of
the NFL draft that's coming up, you know, and you
need a quarterback, how much are you worried about Dion
Sanders being like the Ball family's dad or a Kardashian mom.
You know, if he was just him and his dad
wasn't the guy are You're like, oh, man, I'll take
the little boy. But Dion really brings a whole fucking
He's going to be negotiating his contract.
Speaker 3: He's gonna it's more.
Speaker 1: Basically, bar Ball hasn't been a problem at all, though,
i Will says as well for the first few years.
Speaker 2: But now for the one kid, and then that went
so bad that all the kids, well the two that
are in. It's so crazy to me that the one
Ball kid never made it.
Speaker 4: While look, well that ball was never in the NBA,
and it was a problem. Dion was the face of
the NFL for a fucking decade. You don't think he's
going to say, I know better, I know what's the
best for my kid. The last time a fucking parent,
an NFL parent, was in the same situation, it was
Eli Manning and he's like, I'm not going to this team,
this team, and his dad was straight up telling him,
just telling him the fucking no. Well, he's going to
go where his dad wants him to go. He's going
to go where his dad wants.
Speaker 2: At the time, San Diego was a garbage franchise in Diego.
Speaker 1: Well, at least I got the right guy.
Speaker 3: That worked out for everybody. Yeah, that was one of
those instances, but that actually wound up working up for everybody.
Speaker 1: How much do you think it worked out great for
the Saints?
Speaker 2: How much are you worried if you're dad that was
a three team that everyone kind of goes, Okay, we
all like our guy. We're good.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: Debating whether Eli Manning is a Hall of Fame quarterback debate.
I cannot believe that. That is mind blowing to me.
I'm listening to Sports Talk radio last night five seventy
and they're letting the chick talk and you know, I
feel about that on Sports Talk and they're like, they're like.
Speaker 3: I wonder would have never made money on the show.
I don't think.
Speaker 2: He's Yeah, come on, maybe it couldn't be with the
amount of people that watch it. That might be it too.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, You got to get to
the women.
Speaker 2: Okay. But she's like, I don't think he's a Hall
of Famer. He had a five hundred record and I'm like,
why is Dan faults in if he never played in
the playoffs and this guy beat the goat twice, I
mean twice.
Speaker 3: Just there's no Questionning, you.
Speaker 2: Know, It's like you don't have to do the bare
minimum to get into the Hall of Fame and being a.
Speaker 3: Manning, there's no question about it.
Speaker 1: Wait, he played then fouls playing in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: No, he never made the playoffs.
Speaker 1: He led the Chargers to three consecutive AFC West Division
titles from seventy nine to eighty one and a playoff
of nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was coach radio are listening to.
Speaker 2: I thought that was the claim the fame that he
never made it to the playoff. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: About The playoff record was three wins and four losses.
Remember it was there a lot bad in the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Not only was he in the playoffs, he was bad
in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Maybe he never played in the Super Bowl, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Notably, he was the winning quarterback in the game known
as the Epic in Miami, where he said a playoff
single game record by passing for four hundred and fifty
three yard four and thirty three yards. They never advanced.
Oh I see, Okay. The Chargers advanced the AFC Championship
Game twice during his tenure, but never reached the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: There it is, that must be it. So yeah, I mean,
like that did work out for everybody.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's just something about Shakur that just is it just
I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, oh oh oh shadure.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I'm a big I like this Ward kid.
I don't know. I like him.
Speaker 1: He looks the part better than Sad to me too.
Speaker 2: And his numbers are great, dude, he has just a
great number.
Speaker 1: He's a five year.
Speaker 3: Guy, you know what I mean. Numbers. I'll say that, dude.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that like it's a bad thing? Dude?
Speaker 3: He's got good weapons too.
Speaker 2: It's like a bad thing that he's a five year guy.
Speaker 1: I think, I am. Yeah. I mean for the scouts
and stuff, they don't, I mean, they're like, why has
he been in the college five years? You know what
I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude, I like that. That's why bo Nix
is crushing it right now because he took like more
snaps than anybody ever in college football. Yeah, that's why
he's good.
Speaker 4: I mean, is a four year guy. He had two
years at HBCU and he had two years wild.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I just I don't know. I mean, don't.
Don't you see enough slop in his game where you're
like it kind of projects kind of like Anthony richards things.
Speaker 2: He does that like it just it just is weird
to me.
Speaker 1: Richardson, I don't know. I mean what I mean that
work that's over. You think you think he is.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be a top ten pick, not shuter, and
I think that we are gonna see by like game three,
if he's got it or he doesn't.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna be one of those guys that, uh.
Speaker 4: You know all he's gonna be lights out and he's
not gonna be what he's either he's there's gonna be
no ray area with it.
Speaker 3: You'll know him game one. You'll know in game one
if they wasted a draft.
Speaker 1: It was like Cam Newton, Cam Newton, the first game
he had five hundred yards, first two games he had
five hundred yards, like nine hundred yards the first two
games total.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, so interesting is like somebody said this yesterday.
I was I forget if I was listening to it
on like Colin, Colin Coward, I forget who somebody was
saying it, but they were like, yeah, war Ward is
just Anthony Richardson with accuracy. I'm like, that's exactly what
you want. That's right, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
Sounds that knows where They perfectly like, what.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's just Sidney swinging, but with like a perfect face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. She's just She's just said Sydney
sweetye with a vice grip pussy. That's it.
Speaker 1: You're like, she's just Sydney swinging, but she has a personality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wonder bangs blue collar guys.
Speaker 3: That's like, but she just doesn't care about money. She's
oddly and the lazy guys too. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Ah. So so I'm liking it, and you know, we'll
see what happens. Dude, The Browns winning is an act
of God.
Speaker 3: The Browns the game, fun game God.
Speaker 2: So again the only and like, dude, I love the Giants.
They're not even hiding. They don't even go to their
second guy. They go to their third dude, starting that guy.
Speaker 1: I like that guy.
Speaker 3: New York loves that guy. He sells T shirts. You know,
during halftime he delivers pizzas. He looks like he did
right now, your fucking Peters is here. I gotta go
back for the fourth quarter. I'm out of here. Yeah.
Only when he delivers pizzas, he gets very fucking chatty.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, nobody can understand his cadence on the line
because he's just so hey.
Speaker 2: Oh yo, Manta twenty seven Mata.
Speaker 4: You know all this fucking Audibles are like freaking Italian
foods and ship Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know, like Court would love to go to
the Giants, he would love to go to everybody.
Speaker 4: Wait, he also seems uh fucking Tommy if you know
what his name is. First wise, couldn't be a morening
Italian name. But he seems like, I'm fucking like a
dumb meathead guy. I'm sure he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: But he's a genius. Yeah, I'm sure he's done.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, a dumb meat head guy that like winning Audibles.
He's just saying that bluetoo.
Speaker 3: Audible to run right, We'll running it.
Speaker 4: Right, and the whole defense just shifts right right, and
he still runs the play.
Speaker 2: Is so smart that he acts dumb says we're running
it right and really passes to right. That's how smart
he is. That that's the CARDI b of like quarterbacks
where it's just a cum dumpster. But really in reality
he's an evil genius. Oh you guys again, so we'll see.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: I'm glad the chiefs loss. I mean, Kansas City is
the craziest op rated city to me, because there's no like,
if you go, Sam, name top three cities you'd like
to move to right.
Speaker 3: Now, Sam, name top three cities you like to move.
Speaker 2: To, San Diego, Kansas City, And then it's a real
fight between Austin and like just southside Miami for.
Speaker 1: Diego so close to the border.
Speaker 2: Though, Dude, I don't care. I just that weather is
so good and there's so much money there. My kids
would just click.
Speaker 3: And it's a weather's incredible.
Speaker 4: It's what people think, you know, when people come to
l A from like other countries or this it was
my first time in LA.
Speaker 3: You always meet him at the comedy store, at the improvilem.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: It's come up to you after you show. It's always
really nice and you're like, oh what you know, you've
been here for five days? What do you think of La?
It's not it's different than I thought. San Diego is
what you picture LA to be. If you've never been.
Speaker 2: To LA one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: You know when I got seen to go, oh yeah,
this is this is more chill.
Speaker 1: You're totally right without without stuff though, no industry stuff,
of course.
Speaker 3: No. I'm saying, like when you're driving around with a
fucking top down.
Speaker 2: And fucking well played, well played.
Speaker 4: So uh, what was gonna say what you were saying
about moving to those sid Oh well, so what's so
great about Kent City? I mean, it's a straight I'm
not saying it's not strange pick, but to put it
automatically in your tie, it's just like.
Speaker 2: The people are all chill. The women's like really nice.
The women are all like attainable nines.
Speaker 3: Hear them a big butt speech like, no.
Speaker 2: No, that's Indianapolis.
Speaker 3: That was Houston. I thought that was Houston.
Speaker 2: Houston's there in Indianapolis is entered the chat Indians has
light skinned, hot black women.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Published, I wish you had publish like a monthly power
rankings of the cities you're considering, because it changes.
Speaker 4: It's always like the last city he was at had
some fat he saw one girl with a fat ass,
had a fuck of Walmart and my city.
Speaker 3: I would move here to a heartbeat, Sammy.
Speaker 2: No, those are my top three. San Diego, Kansas City,
and probably Port Louder. I would love to live in Miami,
but I just wouldn't want to Miami's cool, live outside
of it. Drive in, just get that grand theft auto Life,
get out.
Speaker 1: Colorado's down nine and a half to Kansas.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Travis Hunter just had a a touchdown. They were
down by fucking more than that. They were down by
It was like seventeen nothing and then you didn't get speech,
and then Travis Hunter had another fucking months or touch on.
That kid is fine, He's something. He's something. And oh
I used bibble got popped today recording to Saturday. So
Ohio State kind of beat the ship out of Yu
and it does. I mean they'll make the tournament.
Speaker 1: But Andian hadn't played anybody right, No, they've.
Speaker 4: Played a couple of teams schedule garbage. They also have
the biggest garbage. It's all Big ten to beat l
A at U C l A. They played all big
ten teams. They beat Michigan at Michigan.
Speaker 1: They he's a big ten. It's so stupid. I'm so
sick of it.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb.
Speaker 4: They have the highest point differential in college football going
into this game.
Speaker 3: They beat somebody's seventy seven to three or something like that.
Speaker 2: So dumb. It's so dumb.
Speaker 3: So they'll get an attorney. Good for them. I runned
them to beat on the stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah they will. But that's okay, because all you got
to do is show the ability to get into the
playoffs and you can get real recruits. That's it, And
that's why.
Speaker 1: I think that guy's amazing.
Speaker 3: Thank you dude.
Speaker 2: And you know, here's the whole thing. Like you could
leave you, like like UNLV's coach Barry Odom, Like he's
turned this dead program around. He could go somewhere else.
Someone could pry him, but I don't know why. Like,
you're living in a great city. You're the king of
the city right now, your your your team is more
love than the Raiders right now, I tell you. And
you're playing in an NFL stadium, And eventually, once the
money starts coming in from all these wins in the playoffs,
you're gonna be getting quality black athletes, dude, And that
to me is when the win, when you really start
getting really good. Now you go look at Brian Kelly
goes to LSU is struggling. I still think he's a
great coach. I just don't think he's right for that.
It just doesn't seem to be working there because it
works everywhere else he goes. It just is we're get
an l s U.
Speaker 1: What Johnny, Yeah, you're you're right. I have questions about him,
but maybe, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean he brought Notre Dame to the championship game.
Speaker 1: What do people think about Brian Kelly?
Speaker 4: And I'd be curious him literally absolutely hate him endemy
number one and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they fucking hate him. Brian Kelly, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Hate him and he has a terrible well he left
Notre Dame to go to l s U. Yeah, because
he wanted, and he had a terrible reputation of being
a real fucking asshole. You're like, you go to restaurants
and be like, oh, Brian Kelly was here. He didn't
even tip. He was a fucking total prick.
Speaker 3: Lots of nicer golf courses that I would play all
the cart guys.
Speaker 4: Like, dude, Brian Kelly was here. He was a fucking
real asshole. I go, man, everybody says he's a fucking asshole.
So regular people are saying, you're an asshole. What are
your coworkers fucking thing?
Speaker 2: And maybe we're happy you're fucking.
Speaker 4: Co workers are absolutely gonna think you like that through
I understand.
Speaker 2: Like if you're.
Speaker 4: Playing golf and you're in a restaurant having some drinks
and dinner or you're playing golf, that's when you're the nicest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, hey for everybody.
Speaker 4: If you're an asshole, then with a couple of beers
in you while you're eating a steak at a fucking
place where they're probably coumping your meal. If you're a dick,
then you're gonna be a real dick Monday at eight
am at the fucking office.
Speaker 3: So fuck you. Yeah, we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: What happens, We'll be right back on angry White guys.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about this.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about this change your pace, the Tyson fight
and what about that ring girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's going crazy about.
Speaker 3: Going nuts about her? Is she the new probably the.
Speaker 2: Real winner of this whole thing. Just she's got meat.
She's got symmetrical faith and meet in the right places.
Speaker 3: She's so funny. Dude, you want to call those pumpkin smugglers.
Speaker 4: I call them pumpkin smugglers because they look like that
got two pumpkins in the back pocket and they got
a couple.
Speaker 3: Oh you get it, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad you and thank you for you know,
great a comedian doesn't have to explain to this awesome jokes.
Speaker 1: You know, by the way the move ben talking, the
smartest guy on the planet is the guy who hit
on the other ring girl after the fight, because he's
that guy scored whoever that was, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, always fighting over her and he's just going after
that fucking gorgeous black chick. You're just like, what about me?
Speaker 4: I thought that they I mean, they albre were pretty hot,
but she was fit. The way the camera angle was
right on her, right in the middle, with her fucking
just cleavage just flying out.
Speaker 1: It didn't look real, dude.
Speaker 4: And that guy sitting there with that cut on his head,
and everybody was like, dang, that looks terrible, that that's
so big, pretending like they were talking about the cut,
but they was just talking about her. And then someone
had a great fucking post for there was like, uh
that he had a pause like that, and he kept
telling his girlfriend that Netflix was still pausing because he was.
Speaker 3: Just standing at that chick's gigantic titts.
Speaker 2: Whole thing was just did.
Speaker 3: You guys get it to work? Could you get it
to work?
Speaker 1: I didn't want I never had a problem. It's weird.
I never had a problem.
Speaker 4: One of the ones, like I think the people that
got in early it started working, and the people that
tried to tune in like two minutes before the fight.
I couldn't get it to work on my iPad or
my TV. But then I watched it on an illegal site.
Work like a charm. Ye didn't writch once.
Speaker 2: It just I feel bad. I feel like I feel
bad for all the retards who are upset that was
in a real fight. I cannot believe how brazen they are.
I don't know if that script was real if you
look at it, they didn't follow it. But it's just
like there are guys that Tyson looks like he could
he could, just like there was that one words could go.
Speaker 1: It just pulls if you go watch his old his
fights towards the end when he was still in his thirties.
He was also he just couldn't pull the trigger. That's
what those old fighters, they just can't pull the trigger anymore.
And you got how he's talking about how he's in
the thread telling me to read a boxing book because
he how he thought that Tyson was carrying Jake Paul.
He's the only person to watch the fight and think
that Tyson is just carrying Jake Paul. Sorry, I'm pissed
out away about that.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of credibility to the contractual thing that
a lot of sports and it wasn't just like bullshit
bloggers like a lot of said that he couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: That's my only problem with that. I don't think cool
you are you are fucking with.
Speaker 3: You can bet up? You can probably bet on the WWS.
Speaker 2: Can you, Johnny you look up?
Speaker 3: I don't think you can well that. That's kind of
what this is somewhat becoming.
Speaker 2: I am not looking for Jake Paul to mean like
real champions have all called him out, Hey, you want
to fight for the belt, let's go. They see that
twenty million dollar check. I don't think anybody else does
Johnny and I have a disagreement. I think this is
has mostly do with Mike Tyson, but I could be
wrong that this is a giant Mike Tyson fight. That
I mean, dude, this, I mean, think about this, dude,
this is how it used to be.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not howie, I'm say.
Speaker 1: That I disagree about. I'm sorry. I was reading you
actually can bet on w just offshore.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: But that, I mean, that's idiotic. I don't know why
you would.
Speaker 2: That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in
my life.
Speaker 1: What we what do we disagree on? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Uh? Who made this fight big?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we disagree. I mean, but every
Jake Paul fight has been huge, even though it has
UFC bums.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, it did he when he he
there was one where he just completely bottomed out and
he didn't make any mind.
Speaker 2: I think it was the Woodley fight. He lost one
of them, right, Yeah, he lost against Fury.
Speaker 1: The fight had about four and fifty thousand pay per
view buys generate twenty seven mil. What are you saying, Woodley?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Second one?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Woodley let's see Jake Paul versus Tyrone Woodley five hundred
thousand pay per view buys?
Speaker 2: Is that one number one?
Speaker 1: The rematch sold? Oh, it was the rematch probably, Okay,
that was it. The rematch had two hundred thousand. Uh yeah,
that was probably the one that you're thinking thinking.
Speaker 2: Probably okay, but those are still decent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's hard to judge what, you know,
a pay per view, right.
Speaker 3: Well, they all got fucking pup pup paid this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, did they?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, does it bother you guys? Like when there's
already questions about the legitimacy of a fight and then
are like practically making out by the end of it,
you know, the fight's not even over yet, and Jake
Paul's like bowing to him and stuff, Like how does
that make people feel? Who bet on this thing? They
should at least maintain.
Speaker 2: You think you're retard if you bet on it. I
think you're retard. If you paid for this fight, I
have no mercy.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, if you have Netflix, you didn't have
to pay for it, so but if you got Netflix
just for this fight and then it didn't work, that's
why there's a class action lawsuit.
Speaker 1: Really there is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just came out the other day. Well, I'm gonna
tell you all the people.
Speaker 4: That got Netflix just for this, and they got swindled
in to do it and then it froze and it
didn't work, they're get suing them for like a bazillion
Johnny being able to.
Speaker 2: Johnny find a way into that lawsuit, he will be
in that class action lawsuit.
Speaker 3: Oh litigious flizzard they call me. Is that s what
they call you?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, of course since I was a
little baby, since I was a baby, But yeah, I
mean it was it was also just I mean you
the reason I don't think it was scripted is because
if they had scripted scripted it, it would have been entertaining.
It was not entertaining at all. It was a terrible fight.
Don't you think if they scripted it they would have
had one of them get knocked down couple of times.
They would have been something. It was the most let.
Speaker 2: Me tell you something. This would be the only thing
that I think would that could get this kind of
numbers is if suddenly somebody said, Michael Jordan's gonna take
on Lebron James one on a one on one match,
that would and it would probably be the exact same thing,
even though Lebron James is still old for a basketball.
Speaker 4: He's somebody was I can't let's do a podcast. I
can't remember who it was. It's some friend of ours,
but Neil Tyson probably that's what it was. Uh, And
they were shocking. They're interviewing somebody famous who had like
a grudge with somebody for a long fucking time, and they.
Speaker 2: Were pitched narrowing it down real real ass celebrity.
Speaker 4: Remember when they had that little uh like action figure
thing and celebrities would fight.
Speaker 3: It was on like MTV.
Speaker 4: Ory Deathmatch, Real Life. And put that on pay per views,
you got like the Oasis brothers fighting and the undercard
people that really want to fucking fight each other. Some
Puerto Rican against Tony Hinchcliff, Uh, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean?
Speaker 4: And they have like four or five RiPP and then like, wait, no,
what about the headline is Rogan against Whoopy Goldberg the best?
Speaker 3: But that would be I would.
Speaker 4: I would pay perview for that more than I would
pay per view for a Jake Paul fight in some
fucking X w NBA player or whoever he's fighting next.
Four fucking real celebrities that fucking hate each other going
at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love it.
Speaker 3: I would totally watch that ship. But yeah, this is
every time I somehow get like, you know what this
might be.
Speaker 4: He's like a fucking pied piper because we've had this
conversation in his last three fights. And here we are
last podcast, like, oh, I don't know, man, I'm gonna
watch this ship.
Speaker 3: This might be interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, And then here we are again,
like why did I fucking watch it?
Speaker 3: You didn't even watch it? I Sam, No, you missed nothing,
you missed. How are your Tulsa shows?
Speaker 2: You want the truth?
Speaker 3: Yeah we talked. You were in Tulsa last day.
Speaker 2: Paul Mike Tyson wrecked my Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh I bad, I forgot that was That was a big.
Speaker 2: That was a big Tulsa. Just like Thursday was fine,
Friday was slow, Saturday was great. It's just it's a
great market. Oklahoma is criminally underrated. Top five, Uh, Okay,
see is great, but no, no, no, no, no no.
Austin is probably Austin's probably the most realistic, but probably
number three in the list, like if money wasn't a problem,
it would be San Diego in a heartbeat, dude, get
out of here, go live, Like.
Speaker 1: You're getting to a place that's also going to be
like it's got all the problems of like in the
world stuff, because there's a huge military presence there. They
would that would be one of the first places they
knuke or drop bombs on if you don't believe in nukes. Sam, uh,
there's nothing. It has all the same like in the
world problems as La. Right, getting out of there is
a problem.
Speaker 2: You bring up good points.
Speaker 1: You're surrounded by the desert and the ocean, Johnny good point.
Speaker 4: Well, what's your point, John? You got to get up
in the mountains. You gotta get up in the Colorado
mountains or something. Where's the safe joint?
Speaker 1: No, I mean I know how Sam thinks. I think
the same way, Like, how do I get out of
La if something? If she hits a fan and San
Diego has those same problems. You know, it's surrounded by
the desert.
Speaker 2: I just want to live on the outskirts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you could sucking get a boat, have
a boat and just got my seat.
Speaker 1: That's what exactly what I want to do.
Speaker 4: Or go straight down to Mexico. Just go straight down.
Everyone's gonna be leaving Mexico.
Speaker 3: You go down to me. You know, you've got yourself
the whole country to say that.
Speaker 2: My special is almost up to one hundred thousand on YouTube,
almost two hundred thousand on on Twitter, and over one
hundred thousand on uh rumble. So I'm over four hundred
thousand views.
Speaker 1: Is that the most viewed thing you've put out? You
think like.
Speaker 3: Almost half a million?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 2: My own thing probably was the Alex Jones on Timfall half.
Speaker 1: But this is no I mean, like a comedy piece
of comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh not even close. Yeah, this is by far.
Speaker 3: And it's your best it's your best work.
Speaker 1: I'm sayank you my camera.
Speaker 2: So, by the way I've been filling my sets, I
already know it's like so funny. I celebrate thirty years
of comedy and I just realized I need to slow down,
you know, because I just want to go fucking I just.
Speaker 3: Love going, like put your foot on the gas.
Speaker 2: Yes all the time. So I remember when I.
Speaker 3: Was you know why, I'll tell you why I've done.
Speaker 4: I think I know where that comes from is having
doing those our spots and having to pack twenty eight
to thirty minutes into a fucking twenty minute fucking capsule.
Speaker 2: Or have the fall Rogan and Eds.
Speaker 4: And you gotta go, man, I gotta go hard, hard heart,
and then and you develop your your cadence became that,
and then you go on the road and you do
that for sixty minutes. And I'm like, this motherfucker just
did a two told me a two hour movie in
one hour, you know, So.
Speaker 1: I gotta go in the other room for just secon
up here back.
Speaker 3: Johnny's gotta take a massive.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Johnny in the middle to.
Speaker 4: Show your no, no, no, what do you think he's really?
I bet his friend's mad out shit.
Speaker 3: No. I think his girlfriends like, you're doing another podcast.
I'm not gonna stand for this.
Speaker 4: And he's given her that no no, no, baby, we're
live live to give it you a piece of my
money and just I'll be right back.
Speaker 3: She's giving him the business hand.
Speaker 2: By the way, we should live stream this too. We
should live stream.
Speaker 3: Are you in a military helmet?
Speaker 2: What is that Hamburger place that out of San Diego?
Just I bought that camouflage.
Speaker 4: It looks like one of those little kid plastic like
Chicago cub helmets that you can buy. It looked plastic,
but it's just a regular Hey, everybody loves a burger.
Speaker 3: Say give him, give him a good shout out there.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, So where are you gonna be?
Speaker 4: Oh, guys, this Wednesday and so this'sul be out before.
So the night before Thanksgiving, I am at.
Speaker 3: The old Lake. Here comes Johnny, here comes.
Speaker 2: I just took a ship, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, let's see what he is before.
Speaker 2: I just dropped a deuce Johnny.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's always Johnny.
Speaker 3: Johnny, where do you have to go?
Speaker 1: I'm getting my my camera. This camera, I have it
overheats when it's when it's I had to get.
Speaker 3: Girlfriend's apartment of fire me, Johnny, I know everything about cameras.
I'm Johnny. I'm just setting my kitchen on fire.
Speaker 1: Was the recording of me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what my daughters today. It's
just like I go so hard during the week On
the weekends, I'm just tired. I don't remember my dad
taking me anywhere. These kids are just sitting inside, rocking
and rolling, like.
Speaker 3: Taking them the crazy girls for some tacos.
Speaker 2: Oh man, we were kings when we were young.
Speaker 3: We were kings when we were young.
Speaker 4: It's hard to be What about that picture I sent
you of all the Chicago Bulls fucking basically at the
Bulls bench from the nineties.
Speaker 3: They look like they all are walkers in the thousand
years old.
Speaker 2: And shit, bro, there's a picture of a Syracuse Orangeman
basketball player, likely thirty seven years old. I'm like, is
this a college kid?
Speaker 4: Every now and then you get one of those. Yeah,
any times I'm surprised how young. Something like you're watching
a football game and they because you don't see their
faces and they're interviewing someone after the game, they take
their humet off. I'm like, can that young man drive?
I mean, they look some of them look like they're fourteen.
Speaker 1: It's funny because this thing, there's this viral idea that
gen z years and people in high school now whatever,
those are zoomers or whatever the hell? Uh they look
older than my generation in yours did at that same age.
Have you heard this idea?
Speaker 3: I believe that it's partly.
Speaker 1: Because I mean, I don't know you. I mean, you
see it on reality TV Jason, I know you watch
some of the same garbage TV that I do. Uh,
they're getting like injections in their face and stuff.
Speaker 2: And Johnny, can I tell you something. I I think
I know why these these this generation looks older. And
I'm dead serious, Huh. Every your age shows up in
your eyes. Your eyes are what make you look older.
That's why these women that get all this pike surgery,
they can snip and talk and slice and dice all
they want, they can't shave the things out of their eyes.
And these kids are on their pads the whole time.
They're seeing so much more than we did in our time.
Their eyes are aging lot quicker than we did. That's why,
like I never looked at it. I mean, I was
watching television a lot, but I was out doing shit.
Speaker 3: I was always looking at my fuckers windows and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think the light the actual light ages.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I think they're taking in a lot more data than
they're supposed to at that age.
Speaker 3: You knows. I think.
Speaker 4: To add to that is we're not We were like
high school and shit, you knew how to do makeup
good if you had a fucking hot mom. Otherwise it
was just fucking trial and error with these women with
put makeup on when they're fifteen sixteen, you know what
I mean. Sometime a girl come in look like a
fucking Bozo the clown one day, and you're like a
strike wan bitch. And but now there's all these fucking
instagrams and everyone's got there and make them. Here's how
you fucking do this, So I think, like, you know,
everyone's kind of kind of looking the same too.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's very weird, dude, it's very
weird basketball. Everybody in the NBA is panicking right now.
Ratings again are just bottoming out.
Speaker 4: Boo dudes, if they're fucking having art. I mean even
a lot of arenas aren't even selling out for a
lot of games unless it's Marquee game games. Regular fucking
Tuesday night games aren't even fucking I'm watching fucking late
night basketball and I'm like, dang.
Speaker 3: There's nobody at this fucking game.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight percent they were down on ESPN.
Speaker 3: Ratings are ticket sales.
Speaker 1: Twenty ratings are down?
Speaker 4: Oh oh god, that's that's that's I mean, that's bad.
But if you're down thirty percent, ticket sales across the
board on the season. You're in a fucking you're hey,
let's start a new one. You know what's the w
NBA is killing the NBA. They're so popular and everybody loves.
Everybody's sick of basketball. Now that the w NBA is
over that it's hurt in the NBA. That's my theory.
And you shot yourself in the foot, shot yourself in
the foot, ABA, shot yourself in the foot NBA.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's interesting is that the ESPN ratings
are down twenty eight percent, but E and T ratings
are about even with last year.
Speaker 4: That's because everybody wants to listen to Chuck and fucking
shock and then.
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, here comes.
Speaker 2: Mal shoving his pigs.
Speaker 3: I'm back, Hey, Sam, welcome back. Show your thoughts.
Speaker 2: The shows that are meant to promote the games on ESPN,
they're three chicks talking NBA. Nobody wants to hear it.
Nobody body. Yeah, Andrews is a snake in the grass
who has a bunny nose to everyone thinks it's cute.
She's she slit the throat of Rachel Nichols, who was
a snake in the grass. Okay, so Rachel, Rachel Nichols,
one of these chicks are just like, ah, I'm a
professional woman, I got it. And then she's banging NBA
players like get out of here. Yeah, she banged Jimmy
Jimmy Butler in the fucking babbo when she was married.
It's like, I mean, I've talked about this before the
show that Brian Wittenhurst, the guy who's obviously on ozempic,
the fat guy, the feminine fat guy. And now it's
like skinting with a babble head. That guy he made
he made a stupid commiment to her about sliding into
d MS, and she fucking snipped his nuts live on television.
And it's like, okay, miss professional. And then you're getting
fucking Jimmy balls. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy what's his name? Butler
falls bouncing off your butthole. Okay, Jimmy butle LL's bouncing
off your but hole in the bubble. That's it.
Speaker 4: There you go, Jimmy, Jimmy butthole owes me tacos.
Speaker 1: Here's so Shaquille O'Neil is blaming it on too many
three points.
Speaker 3: I'm not arguing with that.
Speaker 2: Here, here's here, it's four things. Games are hard to find,
three point shots, there's fucking stupid uh load management. There's
no way to make these guys play, and they're making
so much money that they don't care. Once that contract signed,
they don't care. Not everyone is Michael Jordan driven to
kill people on They don't care. They don't care, and
for they are shoving annoying people down our throats to
talk these sports. Okay, again ESPN, like apparently only women
can talk sports. Uh uh NBA On ESPN they have
women in almost every bluestyle calling games. Nobody wants to
hear it. I'm sorry, if you could have women tell
men that they fucking don't want to be man's plaining
to men can say women, we don't want to hear
your mouth about sports. Okay, Linda Cohen is great. Well,
listen to Linda Cohen. She knows what she's doing. That's
not everybody stop acting like all chicks can talk sports.
I just don't need a fucking Google generator just giving
me statistics and the reason the reason that that TNT
does well because you got three guys who want to
very high levels. Yeah, Chuck never won a chip, but
he was an all time great. People like to hear
all time greats talk sports, especially men. We follow elp
us okay, men follow the pack. We want winners, not
some chick who's using Google to give me statistics.
Speaker 1: And those guys have great reports too, I mean they
get along. It seems like the women are there, they're
trying to justify their position, you know what I mean,
Like there's this feeling of like I gotta get gotta
get my word in, you know. And those guys like
Kenny Smith, you know he'll sit back for five minutes.
You never hear from them.
Speaker 2: It's uh yes, it's they're trying to act like this
is things women love to do. Like how many Sarah
Tiana's do you know? Seriously?
Speaker 3: How many Morgan Murphy and.
Speaker 2: That other lesbian who's really funny too. Three chicks in
my life I know like to talk.
Speaker 4: Sports, does good sports called podcast called Sports Pitches. The
two girls on that with her are fantastic too. That's
their bond in life. They're like, I've never met anybody
else other than the three of us.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and there's this chick out of Green Bay
who does really funny sketches. And then there's a chick
who's on the Dan Levitard Show, like talking big big
big ten football. That's it, dude, of.
Speaker 3: Them, but hire them, hire them, ESPN.
Speaker 2: Everything has to be futuristic black chick on ESPN that
this is who we need to hear our sports from
all the time, or or super feminine metrosexual men like dude,
Sports Center was built on dudes that remind you of
your uncles. And I don't know if you got molested
bout your uncle too, Jason. But the ones that don't
molest you. Okay, So that's what I'm talking about. We don't,
we don't need. It's just like this woke stuff has
destroyed everything and ESPN just refused to admit it. They're
just burning money and and you got you got, you got.
Adam Silver's alien ass looking just like he'll never make
any changes because he's a woke garbage man. This dude,
this this, this administration of the of the NBA has
been disastrous. Okay, everyone can say. They just keep telling
you Adam Silver is great. He has been a disaster.
He is only still there because he is at the
right place, at the right time when you have streaming
services coming out trying to buy content, which has allowed
more money to come in. But the ratings are down
under him, he lost, He lost Christmas. Christmas was the
NBA and then for just a moment he gave it
away and he and the NFL came in and just
sold his milkshake. And they're never going to give it
back ever because the ratings are so huge now. Nobody's
gonna watch the NBA and Christmas now because they got
chiefs versus this and that. It's he It's been a disaster.
He's let the players take over. They play when they
want to, if they fucking got a bad stomach, they
don't play because they're paid someone. The other day Dan,
Who's the morning show? Dan on Fox Sports that he
used to be on ESPN with uh Overman, Keith Oberman,
Dan Patrick, Dan Patrick, he brought up starting to pay
these people, pay these guys per game games they play.
I mean, you gotta do something. You gotta do something,
have a base number, you.
Speaker 1: Have a union will never allow that to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, and and the NBA is getting dangerously close and
it won't happen for ten years. I mean this is.
I don't know how they change this because they just
signed getting lucky.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, how on Earth or whatever they
was like every fucking whatever one hundred millionaires as an
extinction or something like that. The same NBA right before
there was that group. You know what saved the NBA
before bird Magic's rivalry. Then changing the game up and
letting fucking maybe some fist fly, then you get all
the big The generation right after that was Jordan and
the generation of dominant centers.
Speaker 3: The game is boring, to Johnny's point or whoever.
Speaker 4: Said it outside the perimeter, it's a boring fucking game
watching people shoot threes all day. I saw a fucking
look this up, Johnny. I saw a college game last night.
The team, uh maybe who Duke now was in the
Duke game? Whoever lost and they were a ranked team.
Guess how many two point field goals they attempted in
the game they lost the game. Guess how many two
point field goals in the whole game?
Speaker 3: Go on two?
Speaker 4: They took two two point shots the whole game, forty
three to three pointers or something like that. It was
fucking it, and I go, it's just not basketball anymore.
This Chuck and Duck. I blamed Steph Curry a little bit,
and it's gonna take eleven Yama and another fucking guy.
Speaker 3: They need a new generation. The lebron thing is over.
Speaker 4: The fucking all these guys that are the greats that
are still playing, that are the quote unquote faces of
the NBA.
Speaker 3: There is no new face of the.
Speaker 1: Ranked team that lost yesterday? Is that what you said?
Speaker 4: I believe they were ranked. Yeah, the home was a
home team. It's like Boise State or something.
Speaker 1: They had a Baylor lost the Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that game?
Speaker 1: Arizona lost the Duke. No, Creighton lost the Nebraska. Does
that sound right? Creighton?
Speaker 3: No, it was a Blues.
Speaker 1: Uh it was a blue team. Uh, those are the
losers yesterday.
Speaker 4: It might have been two days ago then, I don't
remember it was recently, but no, it was just I
thought it was as the.
Speaker 1: Daint John's lost the Baylor. Uh.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I was going in.
Speaker 1: I couln't figure it.
Speaker 3: It was fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 4: How many fucking threes are shooting in a maticicles this
You know, it's there's no cuts to the hoop. Just
I was talking about Buddy David the other day we
were talking about this. There's no download bangers, there's no
cuts to the hoop. There's not even following your shot.
The first thing you're taught shooting a three or even
a free throw, follow your shot, box out, get down, low,
throw some embows.
Speaker 3: This is chucking duck, chucking duck.
Speaker 4: It's starting to look like the boring ass All Star Game,
minus the dunks, which are the best part of the
fucking All Star.
Speaker 2: Here's what's happening in the NBA. These guys know those
lucrative third and fourth fucking contracts, and they don't want
to get hurt, so they're all agreed not to do anything.
You have to bring back hand checking behind the three
point line. You have to.
Speaker 3: You have to, and then let him have some content.
Speaker 4: Let the big guys get that, and let them let
the big guys be big guys down low.
Speaker 1: Would you hear people, Hey, here's something that could open
it up. What if they moved once they expanded the
courts a little bit, moved the three point line even
a little bit farther.
Speaker 2: Back nobody, and now you're just having them chunk half quarters.
Speaker 1: You think they're just.
Speaker 2: You have to allow these guys to get checked behind,
get them uncomfortable so that the best shot is right
next to the hoop, the way basketball was always intended
to be.
Speaker 3: Or miss a three pointer to get tasered.
Speaker 6: I'm in you think one should be. You better be
wid you fucking taser yep, just like cattle prod as
you run by or something like that. Or maybe maybe.
Speaker 2: You miss animals miss three things better with animals. Listen,
anything is made better with two things, Asian hookers or
animal tacks. If you take any movie you add Asian
hookers to it, it's a ten times better movie. If
you add animal tax to anything, it's at ten times
better fucking shots.
Speaker 3: What are some animals attack an Asian hooker?
Speaker 2: Now you got the great just ratings of all time.
Yeah by oh yeah, And probably those Asian hookers are
gonna try to make those animals feel better and maybe
that's their only hope.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fucking Asian hooker fucking gives a happy ending
to an alligator just rubbing his belly.
Speaker 3: Till he fucking milks them all over her fucking stupid face. Yeah,
I don't know why she's stupid. She's very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you tell the alligator that was actually trans and
you just wash the alligator just cries. That's the only
way you get it done, dude, that's the only way
you get it done.
Speaker 3: I can believe that.
Speaker 4: What about the UFC? Do you think John Jones is
duck in? It was a decent fight card. I enjoyed
the whole car. John Jones is incredible. That was an
incredible kick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Do you think he's duck in Aspenall?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fucking aspinall Will, and Aspinall will know
the exact same thing. When he's thirty eight and there's
a fucking twenty eight year old gorilla, what the fuck
annihilate him?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what John Jones.
Speaker 2: Was right, and that's why John Jones, like you did.
I follow everybody out. Need to fight you, here's your belt,
you want to fight Pereira. I'm interested in both those fights.
Speaker 3: You know, let's make them both happen.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think he's way too big for Alex
Parra Peira, and I think he probably fucks him up
pretty quick. And then I think a lot of people
are going to have that unsatisfied. Mike Tyson, Jake Paul
fight feeling in their stomach. But they're like, why did
I watch it? I mean, of course he whooped his ass.
Speaker 3: Whooped he do?
Speaker 4: You're not fighting the guy that scares you. That's what
the fucking baddest man on the planet's supposed to be.
Speaker 6: As I'll fight anybody while I have this belt, anybody,
because elx Parra has dynamite in his hand.
Speaker 3: And it'd be good if he can get killed.
Speaker 2: I mean John Long, but Perera is just an interesting guy.
He's in that argument for Grace to ever do it.
Speaker 3: I mean, he gets fucked up in that fight, and
I think ultimately you pull any fan and they go,
who John Jones? Who would you pay your money to
see John Jones fight next? Everybody's answer is the same.
I don't for John Jones.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think people are retarded and some might
want to see that. Me too. Some might want to
see some a nice like striking battle. You know, we'll see, dude.
I don't know. I'm not against it. I'm not against it.
Speaker 3: He's gonna fight, He's gonna fight one and then the other.
Speaker 2: But what John Jones has to do is ship or
get off the pot. You did something Anderson Silver never did,
which was move up and win a belt at a
higher level. Like as much as you can say whatever,
who's the grace of all time? I one hundred percent
believe that John Jones is it, especially since he went
up there and beat too high level heavyweights. Arison Silva
went up there and beat Force Griffin, who used to
be uh the light heavyweight champion, So I respect that,
but he never fought for the title. George Saint Pierre
did go up to one in a five and won
after like a couple of years off because he beat
Michael Bisbee. But you know, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's like, I mean, take both belts, go down, just.
Speaker 2: Give up the heavyweight belt. Let ask at all have
his rain, give it to him. If you don't want
to fight him, give up the rain.
Speaker 4: This is the same fucking thing that Manny Pacio did.
I mean, uh uh Mayweather did when he he fucking
quickly fought fucking uh Canelo before he was fucking because
he knew, who if I fight Canal in two years,
he's whooping the shit out of me. And then he
ducked fucking Pacquiao until Patio was way too old. And
then the fight wasn't as meaningful. He's gonna have to
fight this guy. Why not fucking make it happen in
the next fucking.
Speaker 2: Year or just give it up, give up the belt.
Speaker 3: I would have an asterisk on his legacy if he did.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: He's he's been in the game forever.
Speaker 4: Dude, sure, but he's not a guy that fights four
times a year. He fights every fucking three years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's been punching the head so many fucking times.
Real quick. Uh. Connor McGregor found guilty in a civil case.
Speaker 3: Thoughts, did you read it all? It's pretty uh if?
What if? What if? It's true? And injury believed that.
I believe it's pretty alarming. When he was choking her
and toning her. That's how I felt after he got beaten.
Speaker 4: I wonder which fight it was, because he said it
had to be, has to.
Speaker 3: Be right after the Kuld fight. He gets this girl
and he's fucking taking it out on her, and she
said that. He said, now you know how I felt
when that guy choked me out.
Speaker 2: Yeap, that has to be could be exactly.
Speaker 1: Has warned that he is soon to be vindicated and
is readying to launch an appeal against the decision to
award two hundred and fifty thousand euros she was awarded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was offered a million dollars for it
to go away. She said no, she wanted to take
it to court.
Speaker 4: Which kind of makes you think, well, that's even I mean,
if she lost seven hundred and forty thousand dollars to
tell her truth, that's pretty hard to.
Speaker 3: Not believe correctly the truth thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that fucking but either which way,
it's pretty fucking alarming.
Speaker 3: Yah, Billiard, do you think this is true? Yes, Johnny,
do you believe it?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean the guy's on he just seems.
Speaker 2: Out of control.
Speaker 3: I believe it too.
Speaker 2: He seems out of control.
Speaker 4: He seems like he's had enough cracks in the head.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember when Jason Mayhem Miller was like coming on the
com store and he's like totally cool, and he did
it for a while and then he just started to
slip into insanity.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: One time he showed up there with a boxer short.
It's one in the morning, the pole place is packed.
He comes up with boxer shorts only right, carrying a
stop he's all fucked up, carrying a stop sign, and
he was wrapped around in police tape like a like
if you t peed him with toilet paper. But it
was all like the yellow police tape, probably like it
went around it like five times. And he's carrying a
stop sign and he walks, Hey, what's up? And I
go to one of the new door guys. I can't
remember who was back then, it's so long ago. And
I go and then don't don't just don't don't try
to get into it with him. Don't be like you
gotta get the fuck out it. Don't put He is
a fucking stunt gold killer and he's Brogan's buddy, and
he's here.
Speaker 3: Because Joe's here.
Speaker 4: And I probably saved that door guy's life because he
was incredibly unhinged.
Speaker 3: He's a lot.
Speaker 2: People call you the white Tiffany Hattish, do they really? Yeah,
because she saved everybody's life today. Got the guy shot
and killed somebody at the comedy store. Oh, I was there,
drunk and run in the light so long that the
show went thirty minutes over. I was, yeah, Yeah, she
went so long that show that she saved a bunch
of people's life. And that's why you get the Gims
had his Bravery Award for Comedy.
Speaker 4: Thank you, because I definitely, definitely because I saw the
new door, I'd be like, oh, not gonna fucking grab
this guy.
Speaker 3: Throw a human as you know, and I can bro
don't just.
Speaker 2: Don't do it, don't. I used to do that. When
Mayhem Miller walked in, I would walk out.
Speaker 3: I would go far away, as far away as okay.
Speaker 2: So I just did Am Corolla and I walk in
and who's on the show Mayhem Miller and I Oh no, yeah,
like a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: The Small World. That's crazy. Even I don't thought about
him forever. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: And he was on it and he's changed his life.
Speaker 3: Oh I knew that he had.
Speaker 2: And he was talking about how his dad used to
throw him in the fire, beat the ship out of him,
throw him in the fire. And you're like, oh no,
I get it.
Speaker 3: Like a fireplaces are just an outside fire.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know the specifics of it. Does
it change the trauma? Jason?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if it's an outside fire, it could just
be like the just roll off.
Speaker 3: But if he's holding you in a fucking fireplace. That's
a real prick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got you, I got you. So yeah,
I'm with you, dude. There's just I just think there's
some of these guys.
Speaker 1: That is he the one who used to do that
show or no, yes, yes, Bully beat Down?
Speaker 2: Yeah right right yeah. So you know it's like Connor
is like, like I hate to say, he's white trash
that won the lottery through fighting and you can take
the the you know, the white ah, the t the park,
the trailer park, but you know that trash is still
in there. That didn't make that. That wasn't very smooth.
Speaker 4: But you know, no, that was almost was that poetry
you just did there? And Sam, was that actually real poetry?
Because man, I just got a tear coming out of
my mouth.
Speaker 3: Say when you said, uh.
Speaker 2: The trash the trailer park, but you take the trash park, okay.
Speaker 4: Park, if you crash the trash and you're parking it,
it's trash at the park.
Speaker 3: You know everybody's had that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like so, I mean, I don't know,
I've been hearing this for a while. Jason Burmese, who's
been on my show, My timfol Hat lot he's been
screaming this that people no one was listening, and Burman,
Jason Burma sorry.
Speaker 1: And then forever I didn't know it was the same guy.
I thought there was this other guy, Jason Burmese, because
you say it so confidently for so long that I
just thank you. This is Burmese guy, and thank you Jason.
One day and say his name, I was like, wait
a minute, is that the guy that Sam has been going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny mate, I'm a retail Hermes.
Speaker 1: Ain't even a name though, I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2: Burmis shut up. The point is the point is this
guy was making everybody so much money. Okay, he's making
everybody so much money that they hid this. And I've
said this forever, man, once you stop making them money,
all the handlers go away. And let's face it, this
guy hasn't fought forever. And he actually had a big
fight pulled out the last second and if fucked the UFC.
Speaker 1: And I wonder he can act honestly like you know,
because I mean, he was in that movie, wrote at
that Roadhouse remake in a lot of scenes, and I
would love to hear the stories from set, because you know,
that guy wasn't like just showing up on top.
Speaker 2: Did you see him doing the pressor he was coked
off his mind?
Speaker 3: No? I didn't s yeah he almost.
Speaker 4: He was like that people were worried about him medically
or something, and he was like, oh, I was just fatigued.
Speaker 2: I'm hot at my treasure. It always knows, yeah, dude.
So it's crazy, man, it's just sad because.
Speaker 3: You don't never want to do blow with that guy too,
by the way, because you know that you're totally right.
Speaker 7: He's the kid like you can hit me, hit that
right now, and you're like, hey, dude, I just wanted
to listen to some music. Fucking hit me, and then
you fucking go okay, and you kind of slap him,
and then you just push it tackled you right through
a fucking window pane into a fucking swimming pool and
you're like, I'm choking you out, and you're like, God.
Speaker 4: Damn it, man, I just want to do a line
of blow and listening to some fucking Beetles or something.
Speaker 2: Listens to Beatles.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know what the kids
do these days.
Speaker 2: It's a blow and chill.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the kids doing in these days.
But I know he would tell you nobody lost.
Speaker 2: I'd be afraid to do blow. He'd be like, hey,
do a line now, I'm gonna rape you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he like fucking p Diddy, you know choke?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this is the best headline I've
ever seen my life. The view hosts forced to issue
for legal notes in a single episode, Trump chap pick.
That is so hilarious. They got fact checked in real time. Okay,
we got to apologize. That is the best. Oh so, buddy,
bro oh god, ah so funny, dude. I think that's it.
I think we got everything.
Speaker 3: Sam What do you got coming up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Don't you have a big show coming up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What do you got? Sammy?
Speaker 2: Would you do yours first?
Speaker 3: I'll do mine first? Okay, guys.
Speaker 4: This Wednesday, the night before Thanksgiving, I am at the
Drop Comedy Club at the a Off Hotel downtown South
ben Wednesday the twenty seventh, eight o'clock started the show
doors at seven o'clock and black out Wednesdays, So come
on out. Tickets are at the Dropcomedy Club dot com
and I'll post them on my social media. But come
out night for Thanksgiving. Show me how fucking drunk, drunkest
person there. I'm gonna throw him in a dumpster at
the end of the fucking night, Sammy, what do you got?
And Happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Enjoy all your time there.
Speaker 1: I used to go to the horse races with my dad,
you know, and there was this there comes there's this
guy called drunk Willy. He was like, it's a majority white,
like most things in America, horse racing, barrel racing is
majority white, but you have a few black people that
are into it. And there was this black black guy
called drunk Willy. And when I was like seven, he
just came up and I mean just hammered. I didn't
know it at the time, but he just rereaked the
liquor and took his fingers, put them on my belt
loop and picked me out like this and said we're
going to the water, oh, singing this crazy like just
I'm a child, And everybody's around like, what is this
guy a child?
Speaker 3: Are you thirty one? Yeah? Okay, okay, and your family's
just watching.
Speaker 1: This was last week. No, my, if my dad never
let this happen, I would go into the water. Took
me and he threw me face first, into a mud puddle.
Speaker 3: What it's Johnny watered for no reason? Face first, So
he picks you up basically by your.
Speaker 1: Johnny trash totally. I was white. I was white trashed
at that time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then if he just fucking swings you like a
fucking midget, toss right into a puddle and then walks
back to.
Speaker 1: His booze, Yeah that's it.
Speaker 3: And you got up out of the puddle and you go, okay,
back to the.
Speaker 2: Go into the water hole.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it from of course, you won't never
forget it, nobody.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that happening.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy because I thought he was talking about dick.
Speaker 1: I thought you Oh no, yeah, no, that was a
different That was his nickname for his dick, the water hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, time for to quit your thirst,
little boy.
Speaker 3: You're like, yes, sir, mister drunk Dave.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Johnny, can you find my instagram?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Can you go find that. We'll end on this because
I gotta go. I got kids. Can you go find
that thing where the guy came are getting molested? Oh yeah,
I have shows coming up. I'm going to be in Tampa,
not this weekend. What let me see, how many week
I think it's two weeks from now.
Speaker 3: Yep, two weeks now.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Uh, I'm gonna be in Tampa
on the sixth.
Speaker 3: You should see.
Speaker 2: No, he says he's out of town, which sucks.
Speaker 3: Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna be there, and then I'm gonna be
in Mexico and then that's pretty much my year the
rest of my year. Can't wait. I can't believe the
year I already flew by. It's so hilarious. All I
do is think about the three weeks we get off
at the end of the year. How much I just
value those days off.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, but now you got to take
your fucking girls to crazy girls. Get yourself some tacos
over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, some trazy girls. Home of Tacos.
Speaker 3: Go down. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's the guy right there next to the poster and
me over over over. That's it. Do you love this?
This is the funniest thing you'll ever see.
Speaker 1: Was that funny Tom fell off a roof in college
And now we can't speak, but clearly he can still laugh.
Speaker 2: The only thing harder than the concrete I fell al
on was your dick wall being molested?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's I got a fucking sense of humor.
Speaker 1: What was that? What were we watching?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: This is just people reacting.
Speaker 2: Just some shll all right, guys, Hey, real quick, check
out my special two seconds on YouTube, Twitter, rumble orsam
Triubley dot com, Am my new I just got showed
my daughters there. I made a comic book based off
my kids called Chaos Twins and uh, Issue too is
about to come out. No, sign up Chaoswins dot com.
That's Chaos Twins dot com and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Go Sam.
Speaker 4: You should bring some copies of the of the comic
book with you and then you guys can sign them
at Crazy Girls when you go over there and get
some tacos to that is.
Speaker 2: So, that's such a great idea, Dude, that's such a
great idea. I'm in God me go see Jason Tebow Shred.
Check out his new special coming out.
Speaker 4: I mean that's why I'm gonna record my one minute special.
I love that releasing it on Instagram. Hey Sam, you Sam?
You didn't hear real quick? Right after you got off
last time, Johnny came up with another tag for it,
which I thought of a new thing for it too, Johnny.
Speaker 3: And it's like, right after I do just one.
Speaker 4: Joke, it rolls credits for like fucking another fucking sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: Like a thousand people worked on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 3: In the audience, I'm gonna past around of thing.
Speaker 4: If you have permission for it, write down your first
and last name, and I'll make sure that you're in
in the credit.
Speaker 3: So it just adds more credits.
Speaker 2: Add everyone you've met the fucking big We've also.
Speaker 1: Got to do your credits. When you're introduced at the
beginning the credit, the guy introducing you has to take
longer than you do telling your jokes.
Speaker 4: That's got to be a fucking long I mean, it's
got to be a fucking short, fucking whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I'm gonna tell you. Well you can,
I'll let you go, Sammy, but I'm gonna keep talking
to Johnny for a second.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're more than welcome to stay, but I
know you got to leave. I love you, Sammy, I
kind of love them. So they go, Hey, the lady
that runs the clubs like super nice and my Buddy
Billy Dedaro and Coffee Black are both going to be
doing time, and then there's a host and an opener.
So it's gonna be a fucking really fun show because
you're like, Hey, send me a fucking bio whatever and
I'll put it on the thing. So there's a bio
I center right before the show. Jason Teams Tebow's a
twenty five year veteran of Los Angeles comedy scene. Headline
around the Country H fifteen years co hosted Punching podcast
with Sam Trip Shafir and Johnny Apples Uh. He has
appeared on Joe Rogan podcast as well as kill Tony Uh.
He's a national headwriter, a Bartender's Dream and as self
described C plus kisser.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Bartender's Dream is a fucking funny T shirt and a
good fucking band name. By the way, I got a
documentary for you, Johnny before I let you go.
Speaker 3: Have you seen this?
Speaker 4: One's all gone fucked me and I couldn't stop watching it.
Speaker 3: It's called What's called Wrote it Down? The Lost Children?
Lost Children on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing? Are you trying to get
me to watch? It's welcome, it's being murdered.
Speaker 4: No, dude, it's I don't want to spoil anything for you,
but everybody dies in it.
Speaker 3: But I'm spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: I guess Columbia a daring humanitarian operation compared and indigenous
people to rescue four children lost in the rainforest.
Speaker 3: Well, did plane goes down in Colombia in the fucking rainforest.
Speaker 1: With just four kids on it? Who was flying?
Speaker 3: Three parents? Three parents, a twelve year old girl, like,
an eight year old boy, a seven year old girl,
and a fucking twelve month old baby. But eleven month
old baby plane goes down?
Speaker 1: That makes more sense. I thought.
Speaker 4: They find a fucking plane. All the parents are dead
in the plane, all the adults. They can't find the
four fucking children, and they start seeing signs that they
fucking survived and that they have just rambled off into
the fucking rainforest. So the Colombian Army goods a task
force together. They can't fucking find shit. They're going through
the fucking things, and they get these indigenous people that
just live and they know the fucking jungle like crazy.
Speaker 3: They fucking start.
Speaker 4: Doing Ayahuaska and doing drugs and shit like, and they
just ramble off into the fucking dude, they're like three
hundreds like walking from like they basically walk from Los
Angeles to San Diego in the forest for forty days
looking for these fucking kids. And they're like, oh, the
fucking you know, the military people were walking in a
fucking line on the trails and stuff.
Speaker 3: But we were fucking doing all these drugs.
Speaker 4: They don't say drugs, their real spiritual like talking to
the gods and all this shit.
Speaker 1: And then we would tell these kids, you always stayed
with the crash. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, dude, but anyway, so they're
fucking but dude, they they didn't have any water, didn't
have anything. When I say they're in the thick of
the jungle, it is uninhabitable, like the fucking they're totally fucked.
They were looking for food and water, so I think
they said that they had because they found a little
campsite by the plane and they found they saw that
they had been there for a week or so. But
then they had to go out forging for food and
all this shit. You're und percent gonna get lost. And
these dudes, like we would do drugs. They would be
marching down a trail and we would all just split
up because we were all trying to think like a kid.
So everything that got found they would find like a diaper,
and then fucking five days later they would find a
little piece of fucking denim from it.
Speaker 3: Every one of them was found by the indigenous people
and not really the military people. A fucking mind blowing documentary.
Speaker 1: I'll check it out.
Speaker 4: It's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, and that's like just came. It's
like in the top ten of the documentaries, our movies
right now.
Speaker 3: Whatever. It was excellent, Johnny, good to see you, buddy,
love you. Good luck Panthers this week. I hope they
lose for you. Yeah, me too, and well everybody.
Speaker 1: They're playing the chiefs. I don't need your luck, but yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 3: Well I want you to will you imagine you want
you to know I do.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They don't need your luck to lose.
They're going to lose without anybody wishing them to lose.
It's although also I think they have a chance. But
some guy in the ESPN I just saw a headline
it was like, Panthers might have a chance this week.
Speaker 3: You're crazy eighties Chicago people.
Speaker 4: Also, I think December fifth and December eighth, Thursday Night
and Sunday Night are a good friend of the show.
Steve bren Is Easy Pukes Easy is in Chicago at
I think he's a eighties maybe in Chicago, but take
a look at his social media. So if you're in
the Chicagoland area, come see Stevie because it's a good
chance somebody else you know might also be on that show.
Speaker 3: But that's not for a couple of weeks. Come to
my fucking show this Wednesday.
Speaker 4: At the a Loft Hotel at the fucking Drop Comedy Club.
Speaker 3: Johnny, you suck it.
Speaker 4: I'll enjoy my bye week, and everybody else consider it sucked.
Speaker 1: Why what did I sing?
Speaker 4: Every girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Every girl had discarded me?
Speaker 1: How much Sam loved the song, The.
Speaker 9: D was like, yeah, special age, What did I say,
Dobby stop this leather rock?
Speaker 2: These are kids we're supporting now if you are, if
you're a drug puncher, why hold on by.
Speaker 1: If you want to find this and buy it. It's
the kids with knee High. Let's get busy as the
name of the album and Dross my girlfriend Andy Dross,
my girlfriend I made, I'm gonna make.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be the
new Punch Drunk theme.