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Speaker 1: The thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.

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Speaker 2: This is the man. Hilto cor is a.

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Speaker 3: Live and kicking I'm on over here on i'd let

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you're asking what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to punch Dunk Sports where we're winning. Things are

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going great, everything's working out. Hopefully by the time you

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hear this, the Raiders have already lost.

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Speaker 3: Who do you play? Who do you play?

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Speaker 2: The City Chiefs?

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Speaker 1: I believe no, the Panthers have a Chiefs.

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Speaker 3: That's true. You play somebody that's gonna he's just talking

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to somebody not but you want to be You want

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to lose these games now right?

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Speaker 2: I want cam Ward badly.

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Speaker 3: You'd rather have him over should do or for me?

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to do Yeah, yeah, I don't

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want you to do it, although I will say I

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felt the same way about cam Newton and I was

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dead wrong. So yeah, the Panthers play the Chiefs. The

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Raiders have the Broncos.

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Speaker 4: Falcon lose got a thousand thousand bucks, says Falcons. Thousand

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bucks says Falcons, don't lose this week.

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Speaker 1: By week, there we go, there we go.

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Speaker 3: The bye week joke is in ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 4: And that's brought to you by bye week, the bye

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week jokes, by the.

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Speaker 2: Week that goes both ways.

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Speaker 3: Uh do you think that? I mean, we'll get right

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into sports, will plug shit later. Do you think that?

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Speaker 4: Because you bring up a good point saying here, if

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you're an NFL owner, you know you're gonna have a

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top five, top eight picks. You know Suder is probably

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gonna go top eight.

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Speaker 2: Probably should listen. There are three teams that could go four.

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I mean like, there's four teams that probably could go

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for a quarterback right now.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. And in the first.

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Speaker 2: Question is are the Titans one of them? Is that

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kid that they had? That kid?

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Speaker 3: He's done? I don't think I mean, Okay, here's.

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Speaker 1: I got Okay, here's the CBS mock. They got Travis

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Hunter going one to the Jags.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: They have the Arizona receiver McMillan going two to the Titans.

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They have cam Ward going three to the Browns, Shador

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Sanders going four to the Giants, Will Johnson going to

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the Raiders at five.

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Speaker 2: They're just crazy, dude, They're just crazy.

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Speaker 1: Picking eight Panthers are gonna win another game?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, we're I mean, Titans are winning

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too much. Titans are winning at least one more game,

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if not two games. They played get to the.

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Speaker 3: Point where you're like, why are we winning? Why are

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we not?

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Speaker 2: You know, I hope that that's Listen. If I was

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the Raiders, they probably won't get rid of Antonio Peers.

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I don't agree with it. I would. I think he

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made a fatal flaw. He panicked when he didn't get

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to his OC that he had thought he had locked in,

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and he panicked, and he got the guy from Chicago

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who's at ten point a game, Uh, ten point game,

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thank you, Dan, ten pointed game, ten pointed game offensive coordinator.

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And that's what they got from ten points a game.

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So I don't think give him another chance. I don't

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think I doubt it. Let me say that a whole

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new group.

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Speaker 3: Because you won't Warden, That's fine. You're totally entitled. You know.

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I'm not saying you're wrong or anything, or I'm not

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even selling even say it. Dude, do you say it?

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I won't.

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Speaker 2: You better not bring up Daniel Jones. I'll tell you

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I will reach through and chill.

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Speaker 4: We'll get to the Daniel Jones things. But I know

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nobody wants somebody. It's going to go somewhere.

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Speaker 2: But I think in the right place, I think you'd

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be right, and that right place may be San Francisco.

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If you're not set on Brock Party being your guy,

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there's nobody better to take a running quarterback and make him.

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Speaker 3: What he's their guy. They're all in on Party.

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Speaker 4: But if you got Daniel Jones as a backup, I'm

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not saying Daniel Jones is going to go somewhere and

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be the starter.

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Speaker 3: He's going to be a back him next year. He's

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going to try to win a job somewhere.

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Speaker 4: But if you're saying San Francisco and Daniel Jones is

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your backup and he's sitting there, put a little more

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tread back on the tires with fucking uh their head coach,

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who's a fucking quarterback whisperer, whisper fit changes, fucking fit changes.

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But he's going to be a backup somewhere, so don't

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worry about that. My question is this, do you are

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you if you're a GM in the top ten of

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the NFL draft that's coming up, you know, and you

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need a quarterback, how much are you worried about Dion

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Sanders being like the Ball family's dad or a Kardashian mom.

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wasn't the guy are You're like, oh, man, I'll take

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the little boy. But Dion really brings a whole fucking

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Speaker 3: He's gonna it's more.

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Speaker 1: Basically, bar Ball hasn't been a problem at all, though,

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i Will says as well for the first few years.

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Speaker 2: But now for the one kid, and then that went

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so bad that all the kids, well the two that

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are in. It's so crazy to me that the one

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Speaker 4: While look, well that ball was never in the NBA,

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and it was a problem. Dion was the face of

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the NFL for a fucking decade. You don't think he's

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going to say, I know better, I know what's the

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best for my kid. The last time a fucking parent,

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an NFL parent, was in the same situation, it was

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Eli Manning and he's like, I'm not going to this team,

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this team, and his dad was straight up telling him,

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just telling him the fucking no. Well, he's going to

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go where his dad wants him to go. He's going

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to go where his dad wants.

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Speaker 2: At the time, San Diego was a garbage franchise in Diego.

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Speaker 1: Well, at least I got the right guy.

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Speaker 3: That worked out for everybody. Yeah, that was one of

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those instances, but that actually wound up working up for everybody.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think it worked out great for

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the Saints?

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Speaker 2: How much are you worried if you're dad that was

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a three team that everyone kind of goes, Okay, we

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all like our guy. We're good.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: Debating whether Eli Manning is a Hall of Fame quarterback debate.

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I cannot believe that. That is mind blowing to me.

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I'm listening to Sports Talk radio last night five seventy

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and they're letting the chick talk and you know, I

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feel about that on Sports Talk and they're like, they're like.

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Speaker 3: I wonder would have never made money on the show.

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Speaker 2: He's Yeah, come on, maybe it couldn't be with the

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amount of people that watch it. That might be it too.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, You got to get to

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the women.

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Speaker 2: Okay. But she's like, I don't think he's a Hall

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of Famer. He had a five hundred record and I'm like,

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why is Dan faults in if he never played in

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the playoffs and this guy beat the goat twice, I

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mean twice.

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Speaker 3: Just there's no Questionning, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, It's like you don't have to do the bare

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minimum to get into the Hall of Fame and being a.

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Speaker 3: Manning, there's no question about it.

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Speaker 1: Wait, he played then fouls playing in the playoffs.

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Speaker 2: No, he never made the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: He led the Chargers to three consecutive AFC West Division

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titles from seventy nine to eighty one and a playoff

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of nineteen eighty two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was coach radio are listening to.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was the claim the fame that he

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never made it to the playoff. Get out of here.

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Speaker 1: About The playoff record was three wins and four losses.

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Remember it was there a lot bad in the playoffs.

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Speaker 3: Not only was he in the playoffs, he was bad

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in the playoffs.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he never played in the Super Bowl, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Notably, he was the winning quarterback in the game known

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as the Epic in Miami, where he said a playoff

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single game record by passing for four hundred and fifty

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three yard four and thirty three yards. They never advanced.

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Game twice during his tenure, but never reached the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: There it is, that must be it. So yeah, I mean,

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like that did work out for everybody.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There's just something about Shakur that just is it just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, oh oh oh shadure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But I'm a big I like this Ward kid.

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I don't know. I like him.

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Speaker 1: He looks the part better than Sad to me too.

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Speaker 2: And his numbers are great, dude, he has just a

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great number.

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Speaker 1: He's a five year.

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Speaker 3: Guy, you know what I mean. Numbers. I'll say that, dude.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that like it's a bad thing? Dude?

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Speaker 3: He's got good weapons too.

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Speaker 2: It's like a bad thing that he's a five year guy.

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Speaker 1: I think, I am. Yeah. I mean for the scouts

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and stuff, they don't, I mean, they're like, why has

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he been in the college five years? You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude, I like that. That's why bo Nix

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is crushing it right now because he took like more

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snaps than anybody ever in college football. Yeah, that's why

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Speaker 4: I mean, is a four year guy. He had two

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years at HBCU and he had two years wild.

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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I just I don't know. I mean, don't.

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Speaker 2: He does that like it just it just is weird

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Speaker 1: Richardson, I don't know. I mean what I mean that

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work that's over. You think you think he is.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna be a top ten pick, not shuter, and

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if he's got it or he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: He's not gonna be one of those guys that, uh.

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Speaker 4: You know all he's gonna be lights out and he's

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not gonna be what he's either he's there's gonna be

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no ray area with it.

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Speaker 3: You'll know him game one. You'll know in game one

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if they wasted a draft.

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Speaker 1: It was like Cam Newton, Cam Newton, the first game

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he had five hundred yards, first two games he had

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five hundred yards, like nine hundred yards the first two

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, so interesting is like somebody said this yesterday.

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on like Colin, Colin Coward, I forget who somebody was

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saying it, but they were like, yeah, war Ward is

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just Anthony Richardson with accuracy. I'm like, that's exactly what

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you want. That's right, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

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Sounds that knows where They perfectly like, what.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's just Sidney swinging, but with like a perfect face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. She's just She's just said Sydney

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sweetye with a vice grip pussy. That's it.

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Speaker 1: You're like, she's just Sydney swinging, but she has a personality.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Wonder bangs blue collar guys.

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Speaker 3: That's like, but she just doesn't care about money. She's

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oddly and the lazy guys too. It's weird.

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Speaker 2: Ah. So so I'm liking it, and you know, we'll

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see what happens. Dude, The Browns winning is an act

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of God.

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Speaker 3: The Browns the game, fun game God.

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Speaker 2: So again the only and like, dude, I love the Giants.

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They're not even hiding. They don't even go to their

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second guy. They go to their third dude, starting that guy.

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Speaker 1: I like that guy.

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Speaker 3: New York loves that guy. He sells T shirts. You know,

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during halftime he delivers pizzas. He looks like he did

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right now, your fucking Peters is here. I gotta go

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back for the fourth quarter. I'm out of here. Yeah.

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Only when he delivers pizzas, he gets very fucking chatty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, nobody can understand his cadence on the line

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because he's just so hey.

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Speaker 2: Oh yo, Manta twenty seven Mata.

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Speaker 4: You know all this fucking Audibles are like freaking Italian

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foods and ship Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But you know, like Court would love to go to

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the Giants, he would love to go to everybody.

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Speaker 4: Wait, he also seems uh fucking Tommy if you know

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what his name is. First wise, couldn't be a morening

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Italian name. But he seems like, I'm fucking like a

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dumb meathead guy. I'm sure he's a great guy.

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Speaker 1: But he's a genius. Yeah, I'm sure he's done.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, a dumb meat head guy that like winning Audibles.

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He's just saying that bluetoo.

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Speaker 3: Audible to run right, We'll running it.

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Speaker 4: Right, and the whole defense just shifts right right, and

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he still runs the play.

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Speaker 2: Is so smart that he acts dumb says we're running

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it right and really passes to right. That's how smart

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he is. That that's the CARDI b of like quarterbacks

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where it's just a cum dumpster. But really in reality

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he's an evil genius. Oh you guys again, so we'll see.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad the chiefs loss. I mean, Kansas City is

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the craziest op rated city to me, because there's no like,

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if you go, Sam, name top three cities you'd like

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to move to right.

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Speaker 3: Now, Sam, name top three cities you like to move.

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Speaker 2: To, San Diego, Kansas City, And then it's a real

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fight between Austin and like just southside Miami for.

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Speaker 1: Diego so close to the border.

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Speaker 2: Though, Dude, I don't care. I just that weather is

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so good and there's so much money there. My kids

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would just click.

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Speaker 3: And it's a weather's incredible.

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Speaker 4: It's what people think, you know, when people come to

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l A from like other countries or this it was

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my first time in LA.

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Speaker 3: You always meet him at the comedy store, at the improvilem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: It's come up to you after you show. It's always

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really nice and you're like, oh what you know, you've

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been here for five days? What do you think of La?

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It's not it's different than I thought. San Diego is

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what you picture LA to be. If you've never been.

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Speaker 2: To LA one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: You know when I got seen to go, oh yeah,

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this is this is more chill.

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Speaker 1: You're totally right without without stuff though, no industry stuff,

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of course.

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Speaker 3: No. I'm saying, like when you're driving around with a

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fucking top down.

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Speaker 2: And fucking well played, well played.

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Speaker 4: So uh, what was gonna say what you were saying

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about moving to those sid Oh well, so what's so

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great about Kent City? I mean, it's a straight I'm

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not saying it's not strange pick, but to put it

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automatically in your tie, it's just like.

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Speaker 2: The people are all chill. The women's like really nice.

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The women are all like attainable nines.

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Speaker 3: Hear them a big butt speech like, no.

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Speaker 2: No, that's Indianapolis.

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Speaker 3: That was Houston. I thought that was Houston.

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Speaker 2: Houston's there in Indianapolis is entered the chat Indians has

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light skinned, hot black women.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Published, I wish you had publish like a monthly power

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rankings of the cities you're considering, because it changes.

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Speaker 4: It's always like the last city he was at had

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some fat he saw one girl with a fat ass,

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had a fuck of Walmart and my city.

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Speaker 3: I would move here to a heartbeat, Sammy.

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Speaker 2: No, those are my top three. San Diego, Kansas City,

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and probably Port Louder. I would love to live in Miami,

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but I just wouldn't want to Miami's cool, live outside

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of it. Drive in, just get that grand theft auto Life,

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get out.

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Speaker 1: Colorado's down nine and a half to Kansas.

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Speaker 4: Interesting, Travis Hunter just had a a touchdown. They were

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down by fucking more than that. They were down by

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It was like seventeen nothing and then you didn't get speech,

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and then Travis Hunter had another fucking months or touch on.

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That kid is fine, He's something. He's something. And oh

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I used bibble got popped today recording to Saturday. So

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Ohio State kind of beat the ship out of Yu

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and it does. I mean they'll make the tournament.

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Speaker 1: But Andian hadn't played anybody right, No, they've.

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Speaker 4: Played a couple of teams schedule garbage. They also have

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the biggest garbage. It's all Big ten to beat l

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A at U C l A. They played all big

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ten teams. They beat Michigan at Michigan.

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Speaker 1: They he's a big ten. It's so stupid. I'm so

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sick of it.

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Speaker 2: It's so dumb.

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Speaker 4: They have the highest point differential in college football going

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into this game.

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Speaker 3: They beat somebody's seventy seven to three or something like that.

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Speaker 2: So dumb. It's so dumb.

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Speaker 3: So they'll get an attorney. Good for them. I runned

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them to beat on the stage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they will. But that's okay, because all you got

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to do is show the ability to get into the

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playoffs and you can get real recruits. That's it, And

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that's why.

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Speaker 1: I think that guy's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Thank you dude.

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Speaker 2: And you know, here's the whole thing. Like you could

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leave you, like like UNLV's coach Barry Odom, Like he's

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turned this dead program around. He could go somewhere else.

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Someone could pry him, but I don't know why. Like,

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you're living in a great city. You're the king of

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the city right now, your your your team is more

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love than the Raiders right now, I tell you. And

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you're playing in an NFL stadium, And eventually, once the

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money starts coming in from all these wins in the playoffs,

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you're gonna be getting quality black athletes, dude, And that

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to me is when the win, when you really start

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getting really good. Now you go look at Brian Kelly

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goes to LSU is struggling. I still think he's a

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great coach. I just don't think he's right for that.

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It just doesn't seem to be working there because it

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works everywhere else he goes. It just is we're get

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an l s U.

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Speaker 1: What Johnny, Yeah, you're you're right. I have questions about him,

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but maybe, yeah, maybe.

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Speaker 2: I mean he brought Notre Dame to the championship game.

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Speaker 1: What do people think about Brian Kelly?

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Speaker 4: And I'd be curious him literally absolutely hate him endemy

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number one and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they fucking hate him. Brian Kelly, absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Hate him and he has a terrible well he left

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Notre Dame to go to l s U. Yeah, because

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he wanted, and he had a terrible reputation of being

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a real fucking asshole. You're like, you go to restaurants

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and be like, oh, Brian Kelly was here. He didn't

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even tip. He was a fucking total prick.

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Speaker 3: Lots of nicer golf courses that I would play all

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the cart guys.

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Speaker 4: Like, dude, Brian Kelly was here. He was a fucking

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real asshole. I go, man, everybody says he's a fucking asshole.

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So regular people are saying, you're an asshole. What are

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your coworkers fucking thing?

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Speaker 2: And maybe we're happy you're fucking.

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Speaker 4: Co workers are absolutely gonna think you like that through

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I understand.

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Speaker 2: Like if you're.

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Speaker 4: Playing golf and you're in a restaurant having some drinks

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and dinner or you're playing golf, that's when you're the nicest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, hey for everybody.

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Speaker 4: If you're an asshole, then with a couple of beers

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in you while you're eating a steak at a fucking

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place where they're probably coumping your meal. If you're a dick,

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then you're gonna be a real dick Monday at eight

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am at the fucking office.

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Speaker 3: So fuck you. Yeah, we'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: What happens, We'll be right back on angry White guys.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about this.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about this change your pace, the Tyson fight

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and what about that ring girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's going crazy about.

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Speaker 3: Going nuts about her? Is she the new probably the.

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Speaker 2: Real winner of this whole thing. Just she's got meat.

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She's got symmetrical faith and meet in the right places.

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Speaker 3: She's so funny. Dude, you want to call those pumpkin smugglers.

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Speaker 4: I call them pumpkin smugglers because they look like that

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got two pumpkins in the back pocket and they got

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a couple.

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Speaker 3: Oh you get it, Johnny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad you and thank you for you know,

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great a comedian doesn't have to explain to this awesome jokes.

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Speaker 1: You know, by the way the move ben talking, the

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smartest guy on the planet is the guy who hit

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on the other ring girl after the fight, because he's

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that guy scored whoever that was, because.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, always fighting over her and he's just going after

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that fucking gorgeous black chick. You're just like, what about me?

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Speaker 4: I thought that they I mean, they albre were pretty hot,

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but she was fit. The way the camera angle was

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right on her, right in the middle, with her fucking

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just cleavage just flying out.

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Speaker 1: It didn't look real, dude.

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Speaker 4: And that guy sitting there with that cut on his head,

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and everybody was like, dang, that looks terrible, that that's

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so big, pretending like they were talking about the cut,

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but they was just talking about her. And then someone

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had a great fucking post for there was like, uh

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that he had a pause like that, and he kept

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telling his girlfriend that Netflix was still pausing because he was.

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Speaker 3: Just standing at that chick's gigantic titts.

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Speaker 2: Whole thing was just did.

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Speaker 3: You guys get it to work? Could you get it

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to work?

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Speaker 1: I didn't want I never had a problem. It's weird.

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I never had a problem.

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Speaker 4: One of the ones, like I think the people that

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got in early it started working, and the people that

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tried to tune in like two minutes before the fight.

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I couldn't get it to work on my iPad or

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my TV. But then I watched it on an illegal site.

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Work like a charm. Ye didn't writch once.

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Speaker 2: It just I feel bad. I feel like I feel

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bad for all the retards who are upset that was

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in a real fight. I cannot believe how brazen they are.

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I don't know if that script was real if you

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look at it, they didn't follow it. But it's just

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like there are guys that Tyson looks like he could

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he could, just like there was that one words could go.

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Speaker 1: It just pulls if you go watch his old his

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fights towards the end when he was still in his thirties.

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He was also he just couldn't pull the trigger. That's

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what those old fighters, they just can't pull the trigger anymore.

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And you got how he's talking about how he's in

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the thread telling me to read a boxing book because

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he how he thought that Tyson was carrying Jake Paul.

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He's the only person to watch the fight and think

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that Tyson is just carrying Jake Paul. Sorry, I'm pissed

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out away about that.

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of credibility to the contractual thing that

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a lot of sports and it wasn't just like bullshit

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bloggers like a lot of said that he couldn't.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: That's my only problem with that. I don't think cool

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you are you are fucking with.

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Speaker 3: You can bet up? You can probably bet on the WWS.

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Speaker 2: Can you, Johnny you look up?

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Speaker 3: I don't think you can well that. That's kind of

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what this is somewhat becoming.

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Speaker 2: I am not looking for Jake Paul to mean like

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real champions have all called him out, Hey, you want

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to fight for the belt, let's go. They see that

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twenty million dollar check. I don't think anybody else does

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00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,160
Johnny and I have a disagreement. I think this is

472
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,480
has mostly do with Mike Tyson, but I could be

473
00:22:07,519 --> 00:22:11,599
wrong that this is a giant Mike Tyson fight. That

474
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,799
I mean, dude, this, I mean, think about this, dude,

475
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:16,079
this is how it used to be.

476
00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 1: What did you say?

477
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:24,799
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not howie, I'm say.

478
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: That I disagree about. I'm sorry. I was reading you

479
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,839
actually can bet on w just offshore.

480
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 3: Uh?

481
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: But that, I mean, that's idiotic. I don't know why

482
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:29,960
you would.

483
00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:31,839
Speaker 2: That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in

484
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:32,359
my life.

485
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 1: What we what do we disagree on? I'm sorry?

486
00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 2: Uh? Who made this fight big?

487
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,039
Speaker 3: Oh?

488
00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we disagree. I mean, but every

489
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,759
Jake Paul fight has been huge, even though it has

490
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:51,599
UFC bums.

491
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, it did he when he he

492
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:59,480
there was one where he just completely bottomed out and

493
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:00,519
he didn't make any mind.

494
00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 2: I think it was the Woodley fight. He lost one

495
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,720
of them, right, Yeah, he lost against Fury.

496
00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: The fight had about four and fifty thousand pay per

497
00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:13,119
view buys generate twenty seven mil. What are you saying, Woodley?

498
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:13,599
Speaker 3: Maybe?

499
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:16,079
Speaker 2: Yeah? Second one?

500
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 3: Uh?

501
00:23:16,799 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: Woodley let's see Jake Paul versus Tyrone Woodley five hundred

502
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,519
thousand pay per view buys?

503
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 2: Is that one number one?

504
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,559
Speaker 1: The rematch sold? Oh, it was the rematch probably, Okay,

505
00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:37,240
that was it. The rematch had two hundred thousand. Uh yeah,

506
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,960
that was probably the one that you're thinking thinking.

507
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,559
Speaker 2: Probably okay, but those are still decent.

508
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's hard to judge what, you know,

509
00:23:43,319 --> 00:23:44,519
a pay per view, right.

510
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 3: Well, they all got fucking pup pup paid this time.

511
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, did they?

512
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:53,599
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

513
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: I mean, does it bother you guys? Like when there's

514
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,880
already questions about the legitimacy of a fight and then

515
00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:02,400
are like practically making out by the end of it,

516
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:04,799
you know, the fight's not even over yet, and Jake

517
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:07,400
Paul's like bowing to him and stuff, Like how does

518
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,799
that make people feel? Who bet on this thing? They

519
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,279
should at least maintain.

520
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: You think you're retard if you bet on it. I

521
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:15,559
think you're retard. If you paid for this fight, I

522
00:24:15,599 --> 00:24:16,440
have no mercy.

523
00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 4: It's like, well, if you have Netflix, you didn't have

524
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:21,119
to pay for it, so but if you got Netflix

525
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,680
just for this fight and then it didn't work, that's

526
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,279
why there's a class action lawsuit.

527
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: Really there is.

528
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, just came out the other day. Well, I'm gonna

529
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,720
tell you all the people.

530
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 4: That got Netflix just for this, and they got swindled

531
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,400
in to do it and then it froze and it

532
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,079
didn't work, they're get suing them for like a bazillion

533
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,279
Johnny being able to.

534
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 2: Johnny find a way into that lawsuit, he will be

535
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,720
in that class action lawsuit.

536
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,519
Speaker 3: Oh litigious flizzard they call me. Is that s what

537
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:49,960
they call you?

538
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: Bro?

539
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:50,759
Speaker 3: Oh?

540
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, of course since I was a

541
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,960
little baby, since I was a baby, But yeah, I

542
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,920
mean it was it was also just I mean you

543
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,519
the reason I don't think it was scripted is because

544
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:05,640
if they had scripted scripted it, it would have been entertaining.

545
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,559
It was not entertaining at all. It was a terrible fight.

546
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,680
Don't you think if they scripted it they would have

547
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,839
had one of them get knocked down couple of times.

548
00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:16,640
They would have been something. It was the most let.

549
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 2: Me tell you something. This would be the only thing

550
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,039
that I think would that could get this kind of

551
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,920
numbers is if suddenly somebody said, Michael Jordan's gonna take

552
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,519
on Lebron James one on a one on one match,

553
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:34,400
that would and it would probably be the exact same thing,

554
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,839
even though Lebron James is still old for a basketball.

555
00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 4: He's somebody was I can't let's do a podcast. I

556
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,200
can't remember who it was. It's some friend of ours,

557
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,599
but Neil Tyson probably that's what it was. Uh, And

558
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,880
they were shocking. They're interviewing somebody famous who had like

559
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,839
a grudge with somebody for a long fucking time, and they.

560
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: Were pitched narrowing it down real real ass celebrity.

561
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 4: Remember when they had that little uh like action figure

562
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,160
thing and celebrities would fight.

563
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 3: It was on like MTV.

564
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:08,839
Speaker 4: Ory Deathmatch, Real Life. And put that on pay per views,

565
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,720
you got like the Oasis brothers fighting and the undercard

566
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,279
people that really want to fucking fight each other. Some

567
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,559
Puerto Rican against Tony Hinchcliff, Uh, you know.

568
00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 3: What I mean?

569
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:24,039
Speaker 4: And they have like four or five RiPP and then like, wait, no,

570
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,440
what about the headline is Rogan against Whoopy Goldberg the best?

571
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 3: But that would be I would.

572
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 4: I would pay perview for that more than I would

573
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,920
pay per view for a Jake Paul fight in some

574
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,839
fucking X w NBA player or whoever he's fighting next.

575
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:41,480
Four fucking real celebrities that fucking hate each other going

576
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:41,799
at it.

577
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love it.

578
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:47,079
Speaker 3: I would totally watch that ship. But yeah, this is

579
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,319
every time I somehow get like, you know what this

580
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:51,799
might be.

581
00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 4: He's like a fucking pied piper because we've had this

582
00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:56,640
conversation in his last three fights. And here we are

583
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,640
last podcast, like, oh, I don't know, man, I'm gonna

584
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,400
watch this ship.

585
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 3: This might be interesting.

586
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, And then here we are again,

587
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,519
like why did I fucking watch it?

588
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: You didn't even watch it? I Sam, No, you missed nothing,

589
00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:13,039
you missed. How are your Tulsa shows?

590
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: You want the truth?

591
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: Yeah we talked. You were in Tulsa last day.

592
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: Paul Mike Tyson wrecked my Friday.

593
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,039
Speaker 3: Oh I bad, I forgot that was That was a big.

594
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: That was a big Tulsa. Just like Thursday was fine,

595
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,799
Friday was slow, Saturday was great. It's just it's a

596
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:42,480
great market. Oklahoma is criminally underrated. Top five, Uh, Okay,

597
00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:46,119
see is great, but no, no, no, no, no no.

598
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:56,480
Austin is probably Austin's probably the most realistic, but probably

599
00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:58,720
number three in the list, like if money wasn't a problem,

600
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:01,720
it would be San Diego in a heartbeat, dude, get

601
00:28:01,799 --> 00:28:04,440
out of here, go live, Like.

602
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:06,319
Speaker 1: You're getting to a place that's also going to be

603
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,440
like it's got all the problems of like in the

604
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,200
world stuff, because there's a huge military presence there. They

605
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,720
would that would be one of the first places they

606
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:16,759
knuke or drop bombs on if you don't believe in nukes. Sam, uh,

607
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,759
there's nothing. It has all the same like in the

608
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,480
world problems as La. Right, getting out of there is

609
00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:22,880
a problem.

610
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 2: You bring up good points.

611
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,759
Speaker 1: You're surrounded by the desert and the ocean, Johnny good point.

612
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,599
Speaker 4: Well, what's your point, John? You got to get up

613
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:31,400
in the mountains. You gotta get up in the Colorado

614
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,920
mountains or something. Where's the safe joint?

615
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,799
Speaker 1: No, I mean I know how Sam thinks. I think

616
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,240
the same way, Like, how do I get out of

617
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,240
La if something? If she hits a fan and San

618
00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:43,119
Diego has those same problems. You know, it's surrounded by

619
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:43,519
the desert.

620
00:28:43,559 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 2: I just want to live on the outskirts.

621
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you could sucking get a boat, have

622
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,960
a boat and just got my seat.

623
00:28:50,319 --> 00:28:52,079
Speaker 1: That's what exactly what I want to do.

624
00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 4: Or go straight down to Mexico. Just go straight down.

625
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,240
Everyone's gonna be leaving Mexico.

626
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,039
Speaker 3: You go down to me. You know, you've got yourself

627
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:01,240
the whole country to say that.

628
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: My special is almost up to one hundred thousand on YouTube,

629
00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:09,960
almost two hundred thousand on on Twitter, and over one

630
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:14,640
hundred thousand on uh rumble. So I'm over four hundred

631
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,359
thousand views.

632
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: Is that the most viewed thing you've put out? You

633
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:17,720
think like.

634
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,519
Speaker 3: Almost half a million?

635
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:19,119
Speaker 5: Me?

636
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:23,119
Speaker 2: My own thing probably was the Alex Jones on Timfall half.

637
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: But this is no I mean, like a comedy piece

638
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:25,640
of comedy.

639
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh not even close. Yeah, this is by far.

640
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: And it's your best it's your best work.

641
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm sayank you my camera.

642
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: So, by the way I've been filling my sets, I

643
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:37,839
already know it's like so funny. I celebrate thirty years

644
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,119
of comedy and I just realized I need to slow down,

645
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,319
you know, because I just want to go fucking I just.

646
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: Love going, like put your foot on the gas.

647
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:48,359
Speaker 2: Yes all the time. So I remember when I.

648
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:50,119
Speaker 3: Was you know why, I'll tell you why I've done.

649
00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 4: I think I know where that comes from is having

650
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,880
doing those our spots and having to pack twenty eight

651
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,160
to thirty minutes into a fucking twenty minute fucking capsule.

652
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,559
Speaker 2: Or have the fall Rogan and Eds.

653
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,359
Speaker 4: And you gotta go, man, I gotta go hard, hard heart,

654
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,880
and then and you develop your your cadence became that,

655
00:30:12,119 --> 00:30:13,440
and then you go on the road and you do

656
00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:15,920
that for sixty minutes. And I'm like, this motherfucker just

657
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,880
did a two told me a two hour movie in

658
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,799
one hour, you know, So.

659
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,079
Speaker 1: I gotta go in the other room for just secon

660
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:20,519
up here back.

661
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,759
Speaker 3: Johnny's gotta take a massive.

662
00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:24,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Johnny in the middle to.

663
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,039
Speaker 4: Show your no, no, no, what do you think he's really?

664
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,359
I bet his friend's mad out shit.

665
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: No. I think his girlfriends like, you're doing another podcast.

666
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,759
I'm not gonna stand for this.

667
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,599
Speaker 4: And he's given her that no no, no, baby, we're

668
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,960
live live to give it you a piece of my

669
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,440
money and just I'll be right back.

670
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,839
Speaker 3: She's giving him the business hand.

671
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 2: By the way, we should live stream this too. We

672
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,319
should live stream.

673
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 3: Are you in a military helmet?

674
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,039
Speaker 2: What is that Hamburger place that out of San Diego?

675
00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:54,519
Just I bought that camouflage.

676
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,759
Speaker 4: It looks like one of those little kid plastic like

677
00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:01,680
Chicago cub helmets that you can buy. It looked plastic,

678
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,640
but it's just a regular Hey, everybody loves a burger.

679
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: Say give him, give him a good shout out there.

680
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, So where are you gonna be?

681
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:14,799
Speaker 4: Oh, guys, this Wednesday and so this'sul be out before.

682
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:17,599
So the night before Thanksgiving, I am at.

683
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 3: The old Lake. Here comes Johnny, here comes.

684
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,319
Speaker 2: I just took a ship, Johnny.

685
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, let's see what he is before.

686
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 2: I just dropped a deuce Johnny.

687
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,359
Speaker 1: Oh, that's always Johnny.

688
00:31:28,279 --> 00:31:29,519
Speaker 3: Johnny, where do you have to go?

689
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm getting my my camera. This camera, I have it

690
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,920
overheats when it's when it's I had to get.

691
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:43,079
Speaker 3: Girlfriend's apartment of fire me, Johnny, I know everything about cameras.

692
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,160
I'm Johnny. I'm just setting my kitchen on fire.

693
00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:48,039
Speaker 1: Was the recording of me.

694
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:51,799
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what my daughters today. It's

695
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,319
just like I go so hard during the week On

696
00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:57,960
the weekends, I'm just tired. I don't remember my dad

697
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,279
taking me anywhere. These kids are just sitting inside, rocking

698
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:03,400
and rolling, like.

699
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,279
Speaker 3: Taking them the crazy girls for some tacos.

700
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,759
Speaker 2: Oh man, we were kings when we were young.

701
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: We were kings when we were young.

702
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 4: It's hard to be What about that picture I sent

703
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:17,000
you of all the Chicago Bulls fucking basically at the

704
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:18,400
Bulls bench from the nineties.

705
00:32:18,759 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 3: They look like they all are walkers in the thousand

706
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:22,119
years old.

707
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,799
Speaker 2: And shit, bro, there's a picture of a Syracuse Orangeman

708
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:31,359
basketball player, likely thirty seven years old. I'm like, is

709
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,519
this a college kid?

710
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,279
Speaker 4: Every now and then you get one of those. Yeah,

711
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,640
any times I'm surprised how young. Something like you're watching

712
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,680
a football game and they because you don't see their

713
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,079
faces and they're interviewing someone after the game, they take

714
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,519
their humet off. I'm like, can that young man drive?

715
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,359
I mean, they look some of them look like they're fourteen.

716
00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:52,079
Speaker 1: It's funny because this thing, there's this viral idea that

717
00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:55,640
gen z years and people in high school now whatever,

718
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,160
those are zoomers or whatever the hell? Uh they look

719
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:04,119
older than my generation in yours did at that same age.

720
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,039
Have you heard this idea?

721
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,759
Speaker 3: I believe that it's partly.

722
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,079
Speaker 1: Because I mean, I don't know you. I mean, you

723
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,039
see it on reality TV Jason, I know you watch

724
00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:14,160
some of the same garbage TV that I do. Uh,

725
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,839
they're getting like injections in their face and stuff.

726
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: And Johnny, can I tell you something. I I think

727
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,799
I know why these these this generation looks older. And

728
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,640
I'm dead serious, Huh. Every your age shows up in

729
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,920
your eyes. Your eyes are what make you look older.

730
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,240
That's why these women that get all this pike surgery,

731
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,519
they can snip and talk and slice and dice all

732
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,119
they want, they can't shave the things out of their eyes.

733
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,200
And these kids are on their pads the whole time.

734
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:47,200
They're seeing so much more than we did in our time.

735
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:52,279
Their eyes are aging lot quicker than we did. That's why,

736
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,559
like I never looked at it. I mean, I was

737
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,880
watching television a lot, but I was out doing shit.

738
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: I was always looking at my fuckers windows and ship.

739
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think the light the actual light ages.

740
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:02,799
Speaker 3: I think.

741
00:34:03,079 --> 00:34:05,799
Speaker 2: I think they're taking in a lot more data than

742
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,400
they're supposed to at that age.

743
00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: You knows. I think.

744
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 4: To add to that is we're not We were like

745
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,119
high school and shit, you knew how to do makeup

746
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,639
good if you had a fucking hot mom. Otherwise it

747
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,639
was just fucking trial and error with these women with

748
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,000
put makeup on when they're fifteen sixteen, you know what

749
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,519
I mean. Sometime a girl come in look like a

750
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:26,199
fucking Bozo the clown one day, and you're like a

751
00:34:26,519 --> 00:34:30,519
strike wan bitch. And but now there's all these fucking

752
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:33,320
instagrams and everyone's got there and make them. Here's how

753
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,639
you fucking do this, So I think, like, you know,

754
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,000
everyone's kind of kind of looking the same too.

755
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

756
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's very weird, dude, it's very

757
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:49,480
weird basketball. Everybody in the NBA is panicking right now.

758
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,599
Ratings again are just bottoming out.

759
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 4: Boo dudes, if they're fucking having art. I mean even

760
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,440
a lot of arenas aren't even selling out for a

761
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,280
lot of games unless it's Marquee game games. Regular fucking

762
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,280
Tuesday night games aren't even fucking I'm watching fucking late

763
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,719
night basketball and I'm like, dang.

764
00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 3: There's nobody at this fucking game.

765
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,119
Speaker 1: Twenty eight percent they were down on ESPN.

766
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 3: Ratings are ticket sales.

767
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,679
Speaker 1: Twenty ratings are down?

768
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 4: Oh oh god, that's that's that's I mean, that's bad.

769
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,079
But if you're down thirty percent, ticket sales across the

770
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:22,199
board on the season. You're in a fucking you're hey,

771
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,599
let's start a new one. You know what's the w

772
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,400
NBA is killing the NBA. They're so popular and everybody loves.

773
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:33,039
Everybody's sick of basketball. Now that the w NBA is

774
00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:36,480
over that it's hurt in the NBA. That's my theory.

775
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,239
And you shot yourself in the foot, shot yourself in

776
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,400
the foot, ABA, shot yourself in the foot NBA.

777
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: Do you know what's interesting is that the ESPN ratings

778
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,039
are down twenty eight percent, but E and T ratings

779
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:50,880
are about even with last year.

780
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 4: That's because everybody wants to listen to Chuck and fucking

781
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,360
shock and then.

782
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,599
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, here comes.

783
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: Mal shoving his pigs.

784
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:03,519
Speaker 3: I'm back, Hey, Sam, welcome back. Show your thoughts.

785
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: The shows that are meant to promote the games on ESPN,

786
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,960
they're three chicks talking NBA. Nobody wants to hear it.

787
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,159
Nobody body. Yeah, Andrews is a snake in the grass

788
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,199
who has a bunny nose to everyone thinks it's cute.

789
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,800
She's she slit the throat of Rachel Nichols, who was

790
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:35,280
a snake in the grass. Okay, so Rachel, Rachel Nichols,

791
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,159
one of these chicks are just like, ah, I'm a

792
00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:40,440
professional woman, I got it. And then she's banging NBA

793
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:45,039
players like get out of here. Yeah, she banged Jimmy

794
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,119
Jimmy Butler in the fucking babbo when she was married.

795
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,639
It's like, I mean, I've talked about this before the

796
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:55,039
show that Brian Wittenhurst, the guy who's obviously on ozempic,

797
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,599
the fat guy, the feminine fat guy. And now it's

798
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:01,599
like skinting with a babble head. That guy he made

799
00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:03,840
he made a stupid commiment to her about sliding into

800
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,159
d MS, and she fucking snipped his nuts live on television.

801
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,360
And it's like, okay, miss professional. And then you're getting

802
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,719
fucking Jimmy balls. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy what's his name? Butler

803
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:21,719
falls bouncing off your butthole. Okay, Jimmy butle LL's bouncing

804
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,199
off your but hole in the bubble. That's it.

805
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:30,559
Speaker 4: There you go, Jimmy, Jimmy butthole owes me tacos.

806
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:34,559
Speaker 1: Here's so Shaquille O'Neil is blaming it on too many

807
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:36,719
three points.

808
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 3: I'm not arguing with that.

809
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:42,599
Speaker 2: Here, here's here, it's four things. Games are hard to find,

810
00:37:43,159 --> 00:37:47,679
three point shots, there's fucking stupid uh load management. There's

811
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,480
no way to make these guys play, and they're making

812
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:54,320
so much money that they don't care. Once that contract signed,

813
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,719
they don't care. Not everyone is Michael Jordan driven to

814
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,000
kill people on They don't care. They don't care, and

815
00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:08,159
for they are shoving annoying people down our throats to

816
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:14,480
talk these sports. Okay, again ESPN, like apparently only women

817
00:38:14,519 --> 00:38:18,880
can talk sports. Uh uh NBA On ESPN they have

818
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:24,119
women in almost every bluestyle calling games. Nobody wants to

819
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:29,039
hear it. I'm sorry, if you could have women tell

820
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:32,320
men that they fucking don't want to be man's plaining

821
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,960
to men can say women, we don't want to hear

822
00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:38,840
your mouth about sports. Okay, Linda Cohen is great. Well,

823
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,480
listen to Linda Cohen. She knows what she's doing. That's

824
00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:47,199
not everybody stop acting like all chicks can talk sports.

825
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,280
I just don't need a fucking Google generator just giving

826
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:57,320
me statistics and the reason the reason that that TNT

827
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,960
does well because you got three guys who want to

828
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,719
very high levels. Yeah, Chuck never won a chip, but

829
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,519
he was an all time great. People like to hear

830
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:12,000
all time greats talk sports, especially men. We follow elp

831
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:16,039
us okay, men follow the pack. We want winners, not

832
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:19,760
some chick who's using Google to give me statistics.

833
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,559
Speaker 1: And those guys have great reports too, I mean they

834
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:26,760
get along. It seems like the women are there, they're

835
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,239
trying to justify their position, you know what I mean,

836
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,079
Like there's this feeling of like I gotta get gotta

837
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,880
get my word in, you know. And those guys like

838
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,039
Kenny Smith, you know he'll sit back for five minutes.

839
00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:36,119
You never hear from them.

840
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 2: It's uh yes, it's they're trying to act like this

841
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,960
is things women love to do. Like how many Sarah

842
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,760
Tiana's do you know? Seriously?

843
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 3: How many Morgan Murphy and.

844
00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 2: That other lesbian who's really funny too. Three chicks in

845
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,159
my life I know like to talk.

846
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 4: Sports, does good sports called podcast called Sports Pitches. The

847
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,960
two girls on that with her are fantastic too. That's

848
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:06,320
their bond in life. They're like, I've never met anybody

849
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,079
else other than the three of us.

850
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

851
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and there's this chick out of Green Bay

852
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:15,039
who does really funny sketches. And then there's a chick

853
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:19,760
who's on the Dan Levitard Show, like talking big big

854
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,400
big ten football. That's it, dude, of.

855
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,679
Speaker 3: Them, but hire them, hire them, ESPN.

856
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: Everything has to be futuristic black chick on ESPN that

857
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,519
this is who we need to hear our sports from

858
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:39,360
all the time, or or super feminine metrosexual men like dude,

859
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,360
Sports Center was built on dudes that remind you of

860
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,960
your uncles. And I don't know if you got molested

861
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,119
bout your uncle too, Jason. But the ones that don't

862
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:53,639
molest you. Okay, So that's what I'm talking about. We don't,

863
00:40:53,639 --> 00:40:57,679
we don't need. It's just like this woke stuff has

864
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,360
destroyed everything and ESPN just refused to admit it. They're

865
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,159
just burning money and and you got you got, you got.

866
00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:10,159
Adam Silver's alien ass looking just like he'll never make

867
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:13,960
any changes because he's a woke garbage man. This dude,

868
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:20,679
this this, this administration of the of the NBA has

869
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,840
been disastrous. Okay, everyone can say. They just keep telling

870
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,519
you Adam Silver is great. He has been a disaster.

871
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,760
He is only still there because he is at the

872
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,880
right place, at the right time when you have streaming

873
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,880
services coming out trying to buy content, which has allowed

874
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,960
more money to come in. But the ratings are down

875
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,519
under him, he lost, He lost Christmas. Christmas was the

876
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:51,719
NBA and then for just a moment he gave it

877
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,320
away and he and the NFL came in and just

878
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,159
sold his milkshake. And they're never going to give it

879
00:41:57,199 --> 00:42:00,880
back ever because the ratings are so huge now. Nobody's

880
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,639
gonna watch the NBA and Christmas now because they got

881
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,800
chiefs versus this and that. It's he It's been a disaster.

882
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,039
He's let the players take over. They play when they

883
00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:13,840
want to, if they fucking got a bad stomach, they

884
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,360
don't play because they're paid someone. The other day Dan,

885
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,800
Who's the morning show? Dan on Fox Sports that he

886
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:29,480
used to be on ESPN with uh Overman, Keith Oberman,

887
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:34,199
Dan Patrick, Dan Patrick, he brought up starting to pay

888
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:38,159
these people, pay these guys per game games they play.

889
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,559
I mean, you gotta do something. You gotta do something,

890
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,400
have a base number, you.

891
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: Have a union will never allow that to happen.

892
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: Well, and and the NBA is getting dangerously close and

893
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,280
it won't happen for ten years. I mean this is.

894
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,519
I don't know how they change this because they just

895
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:58,559
signed getting lucky.

896
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,079
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, how on Earth or whatever they

897
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,280
was like every fucking whatever one hundred millionaires as an

898
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,760
extinction or something like that. The same NBA right before

899
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,760
there was that group. You know what saved the NBA

900
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,239
before bird Magic's rivalry. Then changing the game up and

901
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,880
letting fucking maybe some fist fly, then you get all

902
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,719
the big The generation right after that was Jordan and

903
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,719
the generation of dominant centers.

904
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: The game is boring, to Johnny's point or whoever.

905
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 4: Said it outside the perimeter, it's a boring fucking game

906
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,280
watching people shoot threes all day. I saw a fucking

907
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:35,000
look this up, Johnny. I saw a college game last night.

908
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,840
The team, uh maybe who Duke now was in the

909
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,159
Duke game? Whoever lost and they were a ranked team.

910
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,840
Guess how many two point field goals they attempted in

911
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,920
the game they lost the game. Guess how many two

912
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,920
point field goals in the whole game?

913
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: Go on two?

914
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 4: They took two two point shots the whole game, forty

915
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,159
three to three pointers or something like that. It was

916
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:05,679
fucking it, and I go, it's just not basketball anymore.

917
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,519
This Chuck and Duck. I blamed Steph Curry a little bit,

918
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,639
and it's gonna take eleven Yama and another fucking guy.

919
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,679
Speaker 3: They need a new generation. The lebron thing is over.

920
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,519
Speaker 4: The fucking all these guys that are the greats that

921
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:21,360
are still playing, that are the quote unquote faces of

922
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,000
the NBA.

923
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:24,079
Speaker 3: There is no new face of the.

924
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: Ranked team that lost yesterday? Is that what you said?

925
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,039
Speaker 4: I believe they were ranked. Yeah, the home was a

926
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:31,360
home team. It's like Boise State or something.

927
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,119
Speaker 1: They had a Baylor lost the Tennessee.

928
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 3: Wasn't that game?

929
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: Arizona lost the Duke. No, Creighton lost the Nebraska. Does

930
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:41,000
that sound right? Creighton?

931
00:44:41,599 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 3: No, it was a Blues.

932
00:44:43,199 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: Uh it was a blue team. Uh, those are the

933
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,360
losers yesterday.

934
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,199
Speaker 4: It might have been two days ago then, I don't

935
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,800
remember it was recently, but no, it was just I

936
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800
thought it was as the.

937
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: Daint John's lost the Baylor. Uh.

938
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,519
Speaker 3: Anyways, I was going in.

939
00:44:58,559 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: I couln't figure it.

940
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 3: It was fucking unbelievable.

941
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,199
Speaker 4: How many fucking threes are shooting in a maticicles this

942
00:45:04,559 --> 00:45:08,119
You know, it's there's no cuts to the hoop. Just

943
00:45:08,159 --> 00:45:09,760
I was talking about Buddy David the other day we

944
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,400
were talking about this. There's no download bangers, there's no

945
00:45:12,519 --> 00:45:14,719
cuts to the hoop. There's not even following your shot.

946
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,840
The first thing you're taught shooting a three or even

947
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,119
a free throw, follow your shot, box out, get down, low,

948
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,199
throw some embows.

949
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,119
Speaker 3: This is chucking duck, chucking duck.

950
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 4: It's starting to look like the boring ass All Star Game,

951
00:45:26,639 --> 00:45:29,280
minus the dunks, which are the best part of the

952
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,039
fucking All Star.

953
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 2: Here's what's happening in the NBA. These guys know those

954
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,119
lucrative third and fourth fucking contracts, and they don't want

955
00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:39,719
to get hurt, so they're all agreed not to do anything.

956
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,440
You have to bring back hand checking behind the three

957
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,039
point line. You have to.

958
00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 3: You have to, and then let him have some content.

959
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,639
Speaker 4: Let the big guys get that, and let them let

960
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,639
the big guys be big guys down low.

961
00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: Would you hear people, Hey, here's something that could open

962
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,079
it up. What if they moved once they expanded the

963
00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:57,679
courts a little bit, moved the three point line even

964
00:45:57,679 --> 00:45:58,559
a little bit farther.

965
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: Back nobody, and now you're just having them chunk half quarters.

966
00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: You think they're just.

967
00:46:05,559 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 2: You have to allow these guys to get checked behind,

968
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,039
get them uncomfortable so that the best shot is right

969
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:17,360
next to the hoop, the way basketball was always intended

970
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:17,639
to be.

971
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,119
Speaker 3: Or miss a three pointer to get tasered.

972
00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 6: I'm in you think one should be. You better be

973
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:31,679
wid you fucking taser yep, just like cattle prod as

974
00:46:31,679 --> 00:46:35,519
you run by or something like that. Or maybe maybe.

975
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 2: You miss animals miss three things better with animals. Listen,

976
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:44,079
anything is made better with two things, Asian hookers or

977
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,960
animal tacks. If you take any movie you add Asian

978
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,400
hookers to it, it's a ten times better movie. If

979
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,039
you add animal tax to anything, it's at ten times

980
00:46:55,119 --> 00:46:56,159
better fucking shots.

981
00:46:56,199 --> 00:46:58,039
Speaker 3: What are some animals attack an Asian hooker?

982
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 2: Now you got the great just ratings of all time.

983
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:05,360
Yeah by oh yeah, And probably those Asian hookers are

984
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,000
gonna try to make those animals feel better and maybe

985
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:09,320
that's their only hope.

986
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fucking Asian hooker fucking gives a happy ending

987
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,000
to an alligator just rubbing his belly.

988
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 3: Till he fucking milks them all over her fucking stupid face. Yeah,

989
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,519
I don't know why she's stupid. She's very nice.

990
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you tell the alligator that was actually trans and

991
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:33,280
you just wash the alligator just cries. That's the only

992
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,920
way you get it done, dude, that's the only way

993
00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:37,079
you get it done.

994
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,639
Speaker 3: I can believe that.

995
00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 4: What about the UFC? Do you think John Jones is

996
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,480
duck in? It was a decent fight card. I enjoyed

997
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,440
the whole car. John Jones is incredible. That was an

998
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,280
incredible kick.

999
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:48,079
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean here's the thing.

1000
00:47:48,159 --> 00:47:49,519
Speaker 3: Do you think he's duck in Aspenall?

1001
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fucking aspinall Will, and Aspinall will know

1002
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,559
the exact same thing. When he's thirty eight and there's

1003
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:59,880
a fucking twenty eight year old gorilla, what the fuck

1004
00:48:00,159 --> 00:48:00,960
annihilate him?

1005
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 3: Well, that's what John Jones.

1006
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,519
Speaker 2: Was right, and that's why John Jones, like you did.

1007
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:07,960
I follow everybody out. Need to fight you, here's your belt,

1008
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,559
you want to fight Pereira. I'm interested in both those fights.

1009
00:48:12,199 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 3: You know, let's make them both happen.

1010
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 4: I mean, I think he's way too big for Alex

1011
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,960
Parra Peira, and I think he probably fucks him up

1012
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,679
pretty quick. And then I think a lot of people

1013
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:27,199
are going to have that unsatisfied. Mike Tyson, Jake Paul

1014
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,599
fight feeling in their stomach. But they're like, why did

1015
00:48:29,679 --> 00:48:31,840
I watch it? I mean, of course he whooped his ass.

1016
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 3: Whooped he do?

1017
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 4: You're not fighting the guy that scares you. That's what

1018
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,599
the fucking baddest man on the planet's supposed to be.

1019
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 6: As I'll fight anybody while I have this belt, anybody,

1020
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,559
because elx Parra has dynamite in his hand.

1021
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,119
Speaker 3: And it'd be good if he can get killed.

1022
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 2: I mean John Long, but Perera is just an interesting guy.

1023
00:48:56,599 --> 00:48:58,960
He's in that argument for Grace to ever do it.

1024
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 3: I mean, he gets fucked up in that fight, and

1025
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,960
I think ultimately you pull any fan and they go,

1026
00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:09,400
who John Jones? Who would you pay your money to

1027
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,679
see John Jones fight next? Everybody's answer is the same.

1028
00:49:13,679 --> 00:49:15,760
I don't for John Jones.

1029
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,159
Speaker 2: I mean, I think people are retarded and some might

1030
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:24,679
want to see that. Me too. Some might want to

1031
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:33,440
see some a nice like striking battle. You know, we'll see, dude.

1032
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,000
I don't know. I'm not against it. I'm not against it.

1033
00:49:38,199 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 3: He's gonna fight, He's gonna fight one and then the other.

1034
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:43,159
Speaker 2: But what John Jones has to do is ship or

1035
00:49:43,199 --> 00:49:46,639
get off the pot. You did something Anderson Silver never did,

1036
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,679
which was move up and win a belt at a

1037
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,480
higher level. Like as much as you can say whatever,

1038
00:49:52,519 --> 00:49:55,440
who's the grace of all time? I one hundred percent

1039
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,639
believe that John Jones is it, especially since he went

1040
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,320
up there and beat too high level heavyweights. Arison Silva

1041
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,400
went up there and beat Force Griffin, who used to

1042
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,159
be uh the light heavyweight champion, So I respect that,

1043
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:10,800
but he never fought for the title. George Saint Pierre

1044
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,559
did go up to one in a five and won

1045
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:15,280
after like a couple of years off because he beat

1046
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,960
Michael Bisbee. But you know, that's it.

1047
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 3: That's like, I mean, take both belts, go down, just.

1048
00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:26,599
Speaker 2: Give up the heavyweight belt. Let ask at all have

1049
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,000
his rain, give it to him. If you don't want

1050
00:50:29,039 --> 00:50:31,639
to fight him, give up the rain.

1051
00:50:32,519 --> 00:50:35,159
Speaker 4: This is the same fucking thing that Manny Pacio did.

1052
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,960
I mean, uh uh Mayweather did when he he fucking

1053
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,800
quickly fought fucking uh Canelo before he was fucking because

1054
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,599
he knew, who if I fight Canal in two years,

1055
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:48,800
he's whooping the shit out of me. And then he

1056
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:52,320
ducked fucking Pacquiao until Patio was way too old. And

1057
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,320
then the fight wasn't as meaningful. He's gonna have to

1058
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,880
fight this guy. Why not fucking make it happen in

1059
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:58,800
the next fucking.

1060
00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: Year or just give it up, give up the belt.

1061
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,199
Speaker 3: I would have an asterisk on his legacy if he did.

1062
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.

1063
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 3: Dude.

1064
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,639
Speaker 2: He's he's been in the game forever.

1065
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,559
Speaker 4: Dude, sure, but he's not a guy that fights four

1066
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:14,599
times a year. He fights every fucking three years.

1067
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:18,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's been punching the head so many fucking times.

1068
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:24,480
Real quick. Uh. Connor McGregor found guilty in a civil case.

1069
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,599
Speaker 3: Thoughts, did you read it all? It's pretty uh if?

1070
00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:30,960
What if? What if? It's true? And injury believed that.

1071
00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:34,760
I believe it's pretty alarming. When he was choking her

1072
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,039
and toning her. That's how I felt after he got beaten.

1073
00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:39,559
Speaker 4: I wonder which fight it was, because he said it

1074
00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:41,480
had to be, has to.

1075
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,159
Speaker 3: Be right after the Kuld fight. He gets this girl

1076
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:47,239
and he's fucking taking it out on her, and she

1077
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,119
said that. He said, now you know how I felt

1078
00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:51,920
when that guy choked me out.

1079
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,039
Speaker 2: Yeap, that has to be could be exactly.

1080
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,039
Speaker 1: Has warned that he is soon to be vindicated and

1081
00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:01,159
is readying to launch an appeal against the decision to

1082
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,880
award two hundred and fifty thousand euros she was awarded.

1083
00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was offered a million dollars for it

1084
00:52:07,039 --> 00:52:09,039
to go away. She said no, she wanted to take

1085
00:52:09,039 --> 00:52:10,760
it to court.

1086
00:52:10,199 --> 00:52:13,159
Speaker 4: Which kind of makes you think, well, that's even I mean,

1087
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,760
if she lost seven hundred and forty thousand dollars to

1088
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,760
tell her truth, that's pretty hard to.

1089
00:52:20,639 --> 00:52:23,559
Speaker 3: Not believe correctly the truth thing.

1090
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:26,159
Speaker 4: I don't know what that fucking but either which way,

1091
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,519
it's pretty fucking alarming.

1092
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 3: Yah, Billiard, do you think this is true? Yes, Johnny,

1093
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:33,920
do you believe it?

1094
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:36,679
Speaker 1: Probably?

1095
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1096
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,079
Speaker 1: I mean the guy's on he just seems.

1097
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,639
Speaker 2: Out of control.

1098
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,559
Speaker 3: I believe it too.

1099
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 2: He seems out of control.

1100
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 4: He seems like he's had enough cracks in the head.

1101
00:52:48,159 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1102
00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:51,679
Speaker 4: Remember when Jason Mayhem Miller was like coming on the

1103
00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:53,480
com store and he's like totally cool, and he did

1104
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,079
it for a while and then he just started to

1105
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:56,280
slip into insanity.

1106
00:52:56,599 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 3: Yep.

1107
00:52:57,039 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 4: One time he showed up there with a boxer short.

1108
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,679
It's one in the morning, the pole place is packed.

1109
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,679
He comes up with boxer shorts only right, carrying a

1110
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,079
stop he's all fucked up, carrying a stop sign, and

1111
00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:14,639
he was wrapped around in police tape like a like

1112
00:53:14,679 --> 00:53:16,559
if you t peed him with toilet paper. But it

1113
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:19,840
was all like the yellow police tape, probably like it

1114
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,920
went around it like five times. And he's carrying a

1115
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,039
stop sign and he walks, Hey, what's up? And I

1116
00:53:25,079 --> 00:53:27,159
go to one of the new door guys. I can't

1117
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:28,920
remember who was back then, it's so long ago. And

1118
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,800
I go and then don't don't just don't don't try

1119
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,239
to get into it with him. Don't be like you

1120
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,199
gotta get the fuck out it. Don't put He is

1121
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,159
a fucking stunt gold killer and he's Brogan's buddy, and

1122
00:53:39,199 --> 00:53:39,599
he's here.

1123
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 3: Because Joe's here.

1124
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 4: And I probably saved that door guy's life because he

1125
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,400
was incredibly unhinged.

1126
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 3: He's a lot.

1127
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,199
Speaker 2: People call you the white Tiffany Hattish, do they really? Yeah,

1128
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,159
because she saved everybody's life today. Got the guy shot

1129
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:57,599
and killed somebody at the comedy store. Oh, I was there,

1130
00:53:57,679 --> 00:53:59,440
drunk and run in the light so long that the

1131
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,719
show went thirty minutes over. I was, yeah, Yeah, she

1132
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,400
went so long that show that she saved a bunch

1133
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,440
of people's life. And that's why you get the Gims

1134
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:12,360
had his Bravery Award for Comedy.

1135
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 4: Thank you, because I definitely, definitely because I saw the

1136
00:54:15,639 --> 00:54:17,840
new door, I'd be like, oh, not gonna fucking grab

1137
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:18,360
this guy.

1138
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,639
Speaker 3: Throw a human as you know, and I can bro

1139
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,599
don't just.

1140
00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 2: Don't do it, don't. I used to do that. When

1141
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,400
Mayhem Miller walked in, I would walk out.

1142
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 3: I would go far away, as far away as okay.

1143
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 2: So I just did Am Corolla and I walk in

1144
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:39,400
and who's on the show Mayhem Miller and I Oh no, yeah,

1145
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:40,840
like a couple of weeks ago.

1146
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,199
Speaker 3: The Small World. That's crazy. Even I don't thought about

1147
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,199
him forever. That's crazy.

1148
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,519
Speaker 2: And he was on it and he's changed his life.

1149
00:54:47,639 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 3: Oh I knew that he had.

1150
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 2: And he was talking about how his dad used to

1151
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,440
throw him in the fire, beat the ship out of him,

1152
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,239
throw him in the fire. And you're like, oh no,

1153
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,039
I get it.

1154
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,280
Speaker 3: Like a fireplaces are just an outside fire.

1155
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,119
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know the specifics of it. Does

1156
00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:04,679
it change the trauma? Jason?

1157
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if it's an outside fire, it could just

1158
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,280
be like the just roll off.

1159
00:55:08,559 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 3: But if he's holding you in a fucking fireplace. That's

1160
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,679
a real prick.

1161
00:55:12,119 --> 00:55:14,599
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got you, I got you. So yeah,

1162
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,079
I'm with you, dude. There's just I just think there's

1163
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:18,400
some of these guys.

1164
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,599
Speaker 1: That is he the one who used to do that

1165
00:55:20,639 --> 00:55:23,840
show or no, yes, yes, Bully beat Down?

1166
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:31,599
Speaker 2: Yeah right right yeah. So you know it's like Connor

1167
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,960
is like, like I hate to say, he's white trash

1168
00:55:35,119 --> 00:55:39,079
that won the lottery through fighting and you can take

1169
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,559
the the you know, the white ah, the t the park,

1170
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,960
the trailer park, but you know that trash is still

1171
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,360
in there. That didn't make that. That wasn't very smooth.

1172
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,159
Speaker 4: But you know, no, that was almost was that poetry

1173
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,760
you just did there? And Sam, was that actually real poetry?

1174
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,840
Because man, I just got a tear coming out of

1175
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,199
my mouth.

1176
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 3: Say when you said, uh.

1177
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:07,599
Speaker 2: The trash the trailer park, but you take the trash park, okay.

1178
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 4: Park, if you crash the trash and you're parking it,

1179
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,920
it's trash at the park.

1180
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 3: You know everybody's had that.

1181
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like so, I mean, I don't know,

1182
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,800
I've been hearing this for a while. Jason Burmese, who's

1183
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,639
been on my show, My timfol Hat lot he's been

1184
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:30,000
screaming this that people no one was listening, and Burman,

1185
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,599
Jason Burma sorry.

1186
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: And then forever I didn't know it was the same guy.

1187
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,039
I thought there was this other guy, Jason Burmese, because

1188
00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:38,119
you say it so confidently for so long that I

1189
00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:41,320
just thank you. This is Burmese guy, and thank you Jason.

1190
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,360
One day and say his name, I was like, wait

1191
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,760
a minute, is that the guy that Sam has been going.

1192
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny mate, I'm a retail Hermes.

1193
00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:53,079
Speaker 1: Ain't even a name though, I mean, I get it.

1194
00:56:53,199 --> 00:56:57,079
Speaker 2: Burmis shut up. The point is the point is this

1195
00:56:57,119 --> 00:57:01,679
guy was making everybody so much money. Okay, he's making

1196
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,880
everybody so much money that they hid this. And I've

1197
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,079
said this forever, man, once you stop making them money,

1198
00:57:10,519 --> 00:57:15,039
all the handlers go away. And let's face it, this

1199
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:17,840
guy hasn't fought forever. And he actually had a big

1200
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:22,800
fight pulled out the last second and if fucked the UFC.

1201
00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:27,239
Speaker 1: And I wonder he can act honestly like you know,

1202
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,960
because I mean, he was in that movie, wrote at

1203
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,639
that Roadhouse remake in a lot of scenes, and I

1204
00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:33,840
would love to hear the stories from set, because you know,

1205
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,599
that guy wasn't like just showing up on top.

1206
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,679
Speaker 2: Did you see him doing the pressor he was coked

1207
00:57:39,679 --> 00:57:40,519
off his mind?

1208
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 3: No? I didn't s yeah he almost.

1209
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 4: He was like that people were worried about him medically

1210
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,400
or something, and he was like, oh, I was just fatigued.

1211
00:57:51,880 --> 00:58:01,239
Speaker 2: I'm hot at my treasure. It always knows, yeah, dude.

1212
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,400
So it's crazy, man, it's just sad because.

1213
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,639
Speaker 3: You don't never want to do blow with that guy too,

1214
00:58:06,679 --> 00:58:11,800
by the way, because you know that you're totally right.

1215
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 7: He's the kid like you can hit me, hit that

1216
00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:17,440
right now, and you're like, hey, dude, I just wanted

1217
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,599
to listen to some music. Fucking hit me, and then

1218
00:58:20,639 --> 00:58:23,039
you fucking go okay, and you kind of slap him,

1219
00:58:23,159 --> 00:58:25,320
and then you just push it tackled you right through

1220
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,920
a fucking window pane into a fucking swimming pool and

1221
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,320
you're like, I'm choking you out, and you're like, God.

1222
00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,519
Speaker 4: Damn it, man, I just want to do a line

1223
00:58:32,519 --> 00:58:34,639
of blow and listening to some fucking Beetles or something.

1224
00:58:36,159 --> 00:58:37,159
Speaker 2: Listens to Beatles.

1225
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know what the kids

1226
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,440
do these days.

1227
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,679
Speaker 2: It's a blow and chill.

1228
00:58:41,119 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 4: I don't know what the kids doing in these days.

1229
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,320
But I know he would tell you nobody lost.

1230
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,039
Speaker 2: I'd be afraid to do blow. He'd be like, hey,

1231
00:58:47,079 --> 00:58:49,119
do a line now, I'm gonna rape you.

1232
00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:54,079
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he like fucking p Diddy, you know choke?

1233
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,639
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this is the best headline I've

1234
00:58:57,639 --> 00:59:01,119
ever seen my life. The view hosts forced to issue

1235
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:07,239
for legal notes in a single episode, Trump chap pick.

1236
00:59:07,719 --> 00:59:11,559
That is so hilarious. They got fact checked in real time. Okay,

1237
00:59:11,559 --> 00:59:19,000
we got to apologize. That is the best. Oh so, buddy,

1238
00:59:19,119 --> 00:59:27,760
bro oh god, ah so funny, dude. I think that's it.

1239
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:28,880
I think we got everything.

1240
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,039
Speaker 3: Sam What do you got coming up?

1241
00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1242
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: Don't you have a big show coming up?

1243
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? What do you got? Sammy?

1244
00:59:33,559 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: Would you do yours first?

1245
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 3: I'll do mine first? Okay, guys.

1246
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 4: This Wednesday, the night before Thanksgiving, I am at the

1247
00:59:39,519 --> 00:59:43,079
Drop Comedy Club at the a Off Hotel downtown South

1248
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:46,719
ben Wednesday the twenty seventh, eight o'clock started the show

1249
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,679
doors at seven o'clock and black out Wednesdays, So come

1250
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:54,519
on out. Tickets are at the Dropcomedy Club dot com

1251
00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:56,360
and I'll post them on my social media. But come

1252
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,480
out night for Thanksgiving. Show me how fucking drunk, drunkest

1253
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,679
person there. I'm gonna throw him in a dumpster at

1254
01:00:01,679 --> 01:00:04,400
the end of the fucking night, Sammy, what do you got?

1255
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,960
And Happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Enjoy all your time there.

1256
01:00:07,199 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: I used to go to the horse races with my dad,

1257
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,800
you know, and there was this there comes there's this

1258
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:16,440
guy called drunk Willy. He was like, it's a majority white,

1259
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,880
like most things in America, horse racing, barrel racing is

1260
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,920
majority white, but you have a few black people that

1261
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,280
are into it. And there was this black black guy

1262
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,400
called drunk Willy. And when I was like seven, he

1263
01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:30,239
just came up and I mean just hammered. I didn't

1264
01:00:30,239 --> 01:00:31,639
know it at the time, but he just rereaked the

1265
01:00:31,639 --> 01:00:33,599
liquor and took his fingers, put them on my belt

1266
01:00:33,599 --> 01:00:36,000
loop and picked me out like this and said we're

1267
01:00:36,039 --> 01:00:40,159
going to the water, oh, singing this crazy like just

1268
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,159
I'm a child, And everybody's around like, what is this

1269
01:00:42,199 --> 01:00:43,199
guy a child?

1270
01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 3: Are you thirty one? Yeah? Okay, okay, and your family's

1271
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,039
just watching.

1272
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: This was last week. No, my, if my dad never

1273
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,639
let this happen, I would go into the water. Took

1274
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:57,119
me and he threw me face first, into a mud puddle.

1275
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 3: What it's Johnny watered for no reason? Face first, So

1276
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,079
he picks you up basically by your.

1277
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: Johnny trash totally. I was white. I was white trashed

1278
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:11,920
at that time.

1279
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1280
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,199
Speaker 4: And then if he just fucking swings you like a

1281
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:18,159
fucking midget, toss right into a puddle and then walks

1282
01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:18,559
back to.

1283
01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:20,079
Speaker 1: His booze, Yeah that's it.

1284
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:23,199
Speaker 3: And you got up out of the puddle and you go, okay,

1285
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:23,760
back to the.

1286
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: Go into the water hole.

1287
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it from of course, you won't never

1288
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:29,360
forget it, nobody.

1289
01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that happening.

1290
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 2: I'm so happy because I thought he was talking about dick.

1291
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 1: I thought you Oh no, yeah, no, that was a

1292
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
different That was his nickname for his dick, the water hole.

1293
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,119
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, time for to quit your thirst,

1294
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,199
little boy.

1295
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,519
Speaker 3: You're like, yes, sir, mister drunk Dave.

1296
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Johnny, can you find my instagram?

1297
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: Probably?

1298
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,159
Speaker 2: Can you go find that. We'll end on this because

1299
01:01:56,159 --> 01:01:58,719
I gotta go. I got kids. Can you go find

1300
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,039
that thing where the guy came are getting molested? Oh yeah,

1301
01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:05,119
I have shows coming up. I'm going to be in Tampa,

1302
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,199
not this weekend. What let me see, how many week

1303
01:02:09,239 --> 01:02:10,639
I think it's two weeks from now.

1304
01:02:11,199 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 3: Yep, two weeks now.

1305
01:02:13,559 --> 01:02:18,039
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Uh, I'm gonna be in Tampa

1306
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:18,840
on the sixth.

1307
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,159
Speaker 3: You should see.

1308
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 2: No, he says he's out of town, which sucks.

1309
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 3: Damn. Yeah.

1310
01:02:25,519 --> 01:02:28,119
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna be there, and then I'm gonna be

1311
01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:32,719
in Mexico and then that's pretty much my year the

1312
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,079
rest of my year. Can't wait. I can't believe the

1313
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,800
year I already flew by. It's so hilarious. All I

1314
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,000
do is think about the three weeks we get off

1315
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:41,599
at the end of the year. How much I just

1316
01:02:41,679 --> 01:02:43,000
value those days off.

1317
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, but now you got to take

1318
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,199
your fucking girls to crazy girls. Get yourself some tacos

1319
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:48,599
over there.

1320
01:02:48,719 --> 01:02:53,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, some trazy girls. Home of Tacos.

1321
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,599
Speaker 3: Go down. Yeah.

1322
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: It's the guy right there next to the poster and

1323
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,320
me over over over. That's it. Do you love this?

1324
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,960
This is the funniest thing you'll ever see.

1325
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: Was that funny Tom fell off a roof in college

1326
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,039
And now we can't speak, but clearly he can still laugh.

1327
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 2: The only thing harder than the concrete I fell al

1328
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,360
on was your dick wall being molested?

1329
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:31,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's I got a fucking sense of humor.

1330
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: What was that? What were we watching?

1331
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 2: All right?

1332
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,159
Speaker 1: This is just people reacting.

1333
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 2: Just some shll all right, guys, Hey, real quick, check

1334
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,480
out my special two seconds on YouTube, Twitter, rumble orsam

1335
01:03:46,519 --> 01:03:50,000
Triubley dot com, Am my new I just got showed

1336
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,280
my daughters there. I made a comic book based off

1337
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,360
my kids called Chaos Twins and uh, Issue too is

1338
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:02,320
about to come out. No, sign up Chaoswins dot com.

1339
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:07,440
That's Chaos Twins dot com and yeah, that's it.

1340
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 3: Go Sam.

1341
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,199
Speaker 4: You should bring some copies of the of the comic

1342
01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:13,280
book with you and then you guys can sign them

1343
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,599
at Crazy Girls when you go over there and get

1344
01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:15,960
some tacos to that is.

1345
01:04:16,079 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 2: So, that's such a great idea, Dude, that's such a

1346
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:25,239
great idea. I'm in God me go see Jason Tebow Shred.

1347
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,480
Check out his new special coming out.

1348
01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:31,119
Speaker 4: I mean that's why I'm gonna record my one minute special.

1349
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:35,719
I love that releasing it on Instagram. Hey Sam, you Sam?

1350
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,199
You didn't hear real quick? Right after you got off

1351
01:04:38,239 --> 01:04:40,599
last time, Johnny came up with another tag for it,

1352
01:04:40,719 --> 01:04:42,679
which I thought of a new thing for it too, Johnny.

1353
01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 3: And it's like, right after I do just one.

1354
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:49,599
Speaker 4: Joke, it rolls credits for like fucking another fucking sixty seconds.

1355
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:51,159
Speaker 3: Like a thousand people worked on this.

1356
01:04:51,239 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna tell everybody.

1357
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,559
Speaker 3: In the audience, I'm gonna past around of thing.

1358
01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:58,239
Speaker 4: If you have permission for it, write down your first

1359
01:04:58,239 --> 01:04:59,920
and last name, and I'll make sure that you're in

1360
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:00,599
in the credit.

1361
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,199
Speaker 3: So it just adds more credits.

1362
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 2: Add everyone you've met the fucking big We've also.

1363
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: Got to do your credits. When you're introduced at the

1364
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,360
beginning the credit, the guy introducing you has to take

1365
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,159
longer than you do telling your jokes.

1366
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 4: That's got to be a fucking long I mean, it's

1367
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,000
got to be a fucking short, fucking whatever.

1368
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:18,559
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I'm gonna tell you. Well you can,

1369
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:20,159
I'll let you go, Sammy, but I'm gonna keep talking

1370
01:05:20,199 --> 01:05:21,039
to Johnny for a second.

1371
01:05:21,519 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

1372
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 4: I mean, you're more than welcome to stay, but I

1373
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:28,360
know you got to leave. I love you, Sammy, I

1374
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,400
kind of love them. So they go, Hey, the lady

1375
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,400
that runs the clubs like super nice and my Buddy

1376
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:38,519
Billy Dedaro and Coffee Black are both going to be

1377
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:41,360
doing time, and then there's a host and an opener.

1378
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,599
So it's gonna be a fucking really fun show because

1379
01:05:44,599 --> 01:05:46,599
you're like, Hey, send me a fucking bio whatever and

1380
01:05:46,599 --> 01:05:48,199
I'll put it on the thing. So there's a bio

1381
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:52,400
I center right before the show. Jason Teams Tebow's a

1382
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,599
twenty five year veteran of Los Angeles comedy scene. Headline

1383
01:05:55,599 --> 01:05:59,960
around the Country H fifteen years co hosted Punching podcast

1384
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:04,639
with Sam Trip Shafir and Johnny Apples Uh. He has

1385
01:06:04,679 --> 01:06:08,480
appeared on Joe Rogan podcast as well as kill Tony Uh.

1386
01:06:08,519 --> 01:06:11,639
He's a national headwriter, a Bartender's Dream and as self

1387
01:06:11,639 --> 01:06:13,119
described C plus kisser.

1388
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: I like that.

1389
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 4: Bartender's Dream is a fucking funny T shirt and a

1390
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,760
good fucking band name. By the way, I got a

1391
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,679
documentary for you, Johnny before I let you go.

1392
01:06:25,199 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 3: Have you seen this?

1393
01:06:26,039 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 4: One's all gone fucked me and I couldn't stop watching it.

1394
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,599
Speaker 3: It's called What's called Wrote it Down? The Lost Children?

1395
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,719
Lost Children on Netflix?

1396
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing? Are you trying to get

1397
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,360
me to watch? It's welcome, it's being murdered.

1398
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,559
Speaker 4: No, dude, it's I don't want to spoil anything for you,

1399
01:06:43,599 --> 01:06:44,639
but everybody dies in it.

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01:06:44,679 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 3: But I'm spoiler alert.

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01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:51,039
Speaker 1: I guess Columbia a daring humanitarian operation compared and indigenous

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01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:53,920
people to rescue four children lost in the rainforest.

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01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:58,599
Speaker 3: Well, did plane goes down in Colombia in the fucking rainforest.

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01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,159
Speaker 1: With just four kids on it? Who was flying?

1405
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 3: Three parents? Three parents, a twelve year old girl, like,

1406
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,119
an eight year old boy, a seven year old girl,

1407
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:09,039
and a fucking twelve month old baby. But eleven month

1408
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:11,239
old baby plane goes down?

1409
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,559
Speaker 1: That makes more sense. I thought.

1410
01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 4: They find a fucking plane. All the parents are dead

1411
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,800
in the plane, all the adults. They can't find the

1412
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,079
four fucking children, and they start seeing signs that they

1413
01:07:22,199 --> 01:07:24,679
fucking survived and that they have just rambled off into

1414
01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:28,400
the fucking rainforest. So the Colombian Army goods a task

1415
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,320
force together. They can't fucking find shit. They're going through

1416
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,000
the fucking things, and they get these indigenous people that

1417
01:07:34,159 --> 01:07:36,559
just live and they know the fucking jungle like crazy.

1418
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,079
Speaker 3: They fucking start.

1419
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 4: Doing Ayahuaska and doing drugs and shit like, and they

1420
01:07:42,199 --> 01:07:45,159
just ramble off into the fucking dude, they're like three

1421
01:07:45,239 --> 01:07:48,840
hundreds like walking from like they basically walk from Los

1422
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:52,559
Angeles to San Diego in the forest for forty days

1423
01:07:52,559 --> 01:07:55,400
looking for these fucking kids. And they're like, oh, the

1424
01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:00,320
fucking you know, the military people were walking in a

1425
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,159
fucking line on the trails and stuff.

1426
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 3: But we were fucking doing all these drugs.

1427
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,199
Speaker 4: They don't say drugs, their real spiritual like talking to

1428
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,440
the gods and all this shit.

1429
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,039
Speaker 1: And then we would tell these kids, you always stayed

1430
01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:11,679
with the crash. Everybody knows that.

1431
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,559
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, dude, but anyway, so they're

1432
01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:17,239
fucking but dude, they they didn't have any water, didn't

1433
01:08:17,239 --> 01:08:19,079
have anything. When I say they're in the thick of

1434
01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:23,960
the jungle, it is uninhabitable, like the fucking they're totally fucked.

1435
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:28,119
They were looking for food and water, so I think

1436
01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:29,760
they said that they had because they found a little

1437
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,319
campsite by the plane and they found they saw that

1438
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:35,119
they had been there for a week or so. But

1439
01:08:35,159 --> 01:08:36,800
then they had to go out forging for food and

1440
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,000
all this shit. You're und percent gonna get lost. And

1441
01:08:39,039 --> 01:08:40,920
these dudes, like we would do drugs. They would be

1442
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,600
marching down a trail and we would all just split

1443
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,520
up because we were all trying to think like a kid.

1444
01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:50,399
So everything that got found they would find like a diaper,

1445
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,439
and then fucking five days later they would find a

1446
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,960
little piece of fucking denim from it.

1447
01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 3: Every one of them was found by the indigenous people

1448
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:02,359
and not really the military people. A fucking mind blowing documentary.

1449
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,319
Speaker 1: I'll check it out.

1450
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 4: It's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, and that's like just came. It's

1451
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,239
like in the top ten of the documentaries, our movies

1452
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:10,600
right now.

1453
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,079
Speaker 3: Whatever. It was excellent, Johnny, good to see you, buddy,

1454
01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:16,319
love you. Good luck Panthers this week. I hope they

1455
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,800
lose for you. Yeah, me too, and well everybody.

1456
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,319
Speaker 1: They're playing the chiefs. I don't need your luck, but yeah,

1457
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:22,399
thank you.

1458
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,159
Speaker 3: Well I want you to will you imagine you want

1459
01:09:24,199 --> 01:09:24,880
you to know I do.

1460
01:09:25,199 --> 01:09:27,039
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They don't need your luck to lose.

1461
01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:29,760
They're going to lose without anybody wishing them to lose.

1462
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,680
It's although also I think they have a chance. But

1463
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,520
some guy in the ESPN I just saw a headline

1464
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,159
it was like, Panthers might have a chance this week.

1465
01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 3: You're crazy eighties Chicago people.

1466
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 4: Also, I think December fifth and December eighth, Thursday Night

1467
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,720
and Sunday Night are a good friend of the show.

1468
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:48,840
Steve bren Is Easy Pukes Easy is in Chicago at

1469
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:52,880
I think he's a eighties maybe in Chicago, but take

1470
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,159
a look at his social media. So if you're in

1471
01:09:54,199 --> 01:09:56,600
the Chicagoland area, come see Stevie because it's a good

1472
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,760
chance somebody else you know might also be on that show.

1473
01:10:00,319 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 3: But that's not for a couple of weeks. Come to

1474
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,279
my fucking show this Wednesday.

1475
01:10:05,079 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 4: At the a Loft Hotel at the fucking Drop Comedy Club.

1476
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 3: Johnny, you suck it.

1477
01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 4: I'll enjoy my bye week, and everybody else consider it sucked.

1478
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,640
Speaker 1: Why what did I sing?

1479
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:27,199
Speaker 4: Every girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend?

1480
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,560
Speaker 2: Every girl had discarded me?

1481
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: How much Sam loved the song, The.

1482
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 9: D was like, yeah, special age, What did I say,

1483
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,479
Dobby stop this leather rock?

1484
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:58,680
Speaker 2: These are kids we're supporting now if you are, if

1485
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,479
you're a drug puncher, why hold on by.

1486
01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:07,079
Speaker 1: If you want to find this and buy it. It's

1487
01:11:07,159 --> 01:11:11,439
the kids with knee High. Let's get busy as the

1488
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:18,800
name of the album and Dross my girlfriend Andy Dross,

1489
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,439
my girlfriend I made, I'm gonna make.

1490
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be the

1491
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,560
new Punch Drunk theme.