Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday,
Speaker 1: an amazing, glorious Friday. The week is over. Congratulations to you.
Speaker 1: We have made it and we are going to have
Speaker 1: a ridiculous amount of fun tonight on the world Famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Because it's asked Doctor Jesse Friday, and
Speaker 1: the questions are incredible. We're gonna talk about this census
Speaker 1: stuff again, gonna break this down a little bit here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about, well, is all this stuff orchestrated?
Speaker 1: The Department of Justice, the street communist, the protesters, why
Speaker 1: do they all look the same. Someone is mad about
Speaker 1: Trump for traveling to make these deals because it's costing
Speaker 1: too much money. And people want to know is it
Speaker 1: feminine to run if it's raining on the way to
Speaker 1: your are? Oh? That and so much more coming up
Speaker 1: tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
Speaker 1: begin right here because I want to break something down.
Speaker 1: The census stuff is getting louder and louder and louder.
Speaker 1: This story is not going away. And I am a
Speaker 1: little bit worried that people are getting a little too excited.
Speaker 1: You should be excited, but not too excited. So let
Speaker 1: me explain. Yesterday, it was yesterday Trump came out and
Speaker 1: he said, we're gonna do a new census, and we're
Speaker 1: not counting illegals this time. All right, You remember that
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a new census. We're not counting illegals,
Speaker 1: all right, all right? So what has happened after Trump
Speaker 1: made that statement is a bunch of people who don't
Speaker 1: know any better start sharing information that's not true, and
Speaker 1: then that snowballs, and now a bunch of people believe
Speaker 1: information that is not true. There are a bunch of
Speaker 1: people out there saying things like, Wow, we're going to
Speaker 1: dominate the mid terms. Now, no, no, allow me to explain. Sorry,
Speaker 1: gotta be Daddy Jesse to open up the show on Friday.
Speaker 1: What Trump did is very very good. But all he did,
Speaker 1: all this is going to be is Trump getting the
Speaker 1: ball rolling early. And here's what I mean. In the
Speaker 1: last census, they counted illegals. Why does that matter. Let's
Speaker 1: make sure we're clear on this. Each state gets a
Speaker 1: certain number of congressional districts that's the United States House
Speaker 1: of Representatives, of course, and you get the number of
Speaker 1: districts you get based on your state's population. So a
Speaker 1: state like Wyoming, they're going to have one a state
Speaker 1: what Montana, for most of my life only had one.
Speaker 1: I actually think they have two now, but Montana for
Speaker 1: most of my life only had one. It's based on
Speaker 1: your population. That's how many congressional districts you get. So
Speaker 1: why did the Communists work so hard to ensure that
Speaker 1: illegals are included in the census? Because Blue states have
Speaker 1: more illegals in them. Think California. California, because they counted illegals,
Speaker 1: has an overinflated number of congressional seats, thus giving Democrats
Speaker 1: more seats in the House of Representatives than they actually
Speaker 1: should have because they counted illegals. You got that. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to break that down as simply as humanly possible.
Speaker 1: I know that that is an outrage and it's unjust
Speaker 1: and it's unfair, and it's all this other stuff, But
Speaker 1: I need you to hear me on this point. The
Speaker 1: courts wrongly have decided that that is okay and it's constitutional. Nope,
Speaker 1: you have to count everybody. Someone's visiting, count them, someone's
Speaker 1: on a visa, count them, If someone's here illegal, account them. Sorry,
Speaker 1: the Constitution says you have to count them all. That
Speaker 1: is what the courts have ruled. They're incorrect, but that's
Speaker 1: what they have ruled as of right now. That's the
Speaker 1: ruling Trump. It was not time for a census yet.
Speaker 1: I think that was another four or five years away.
Speaker 1: You know, there's they come at an appointed amount of time.
Speaker 1: Trump comes out and says, we're doing another one. We're
Speaker 1: doing another one right now. We're not waiting for the
Speaker 1: appointed time, and you're not counting illegals this time. Here's
Speaker 1: what is going to happen from here, Because the courts
Speaker 1: have established that illegals must be counted. This executive order
Speaker 1: is going to be challenged in court. Even if it
Speaker 1: wasn't challenged court. It takes a long time to do
Speaker 1: a census. You have to send out mailers, you have
Speaker 1: to do all kinds of things here, But it is
Speaker 1: going to be challenged in court. What this does is
Speaker 1: it allows us to have the court fights now before
Speaker 1: we get to the official census. Meaning when we got
Speaker 1: to the official census, if we tried to not count illegals,
Speaker 1: then we would have to do the official court fights
Speaker 1: then and get a final ruling. Then what this does
Speaker 1: is it allows us to get those court fights done
Speaker 1: now and see how it shakes out for us. I
Speaker 1: would be willing to bet. I don't know this for sure,
Speaker 1: I would be willing to bet this is going to
Speaker 1: go all the way up to the Supreme Court and
Speaker 1: they're going to have to make a final ruling. Do
Speaker 1: you count illegals? Do you not count illegals? What this
Speaker 1: is not going to do. What it is not going
Speaker 1: to do is going to change the midterms. This will
Speaker 1: not be completed. None of this stuff will be done
Speaker 1: by the time we have mid term elections. This very
Speaker 1: likely will not change the twenty twenty eight election, the presidency,
Speaker 1: all the other stuff. But I'm really not trying to
Speaker 1: pour cold water all over it. It's no. I'm not, Chris, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's good. It's good. I'm glad he did it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we can get the court stuff done. Now,
Speaker 1: let's get a ruling done now. What we started, what
Speaker 1: we started is a workout plan. It's good that we started.
Speaker 1: It's good that you got up, you put your shoes on,
Speaker 1: you went to the gym. It's good. It's all good.
Speaker 1: You are not going to wake up tomorrow and be skinny.
Speaker 1: It's going to take time. What happened was we started early,
Speaker 1: we started. Now now we move on and get the
Speaker 1: court fights done. That it's not a hard talk from Dad, Chris.
Speaker 1: Don't put it that way. Don't put it that well. See,
Speaker 1: here's what happens in this in the social media world
Speaker 1: in which we live. Many people, not everybody, but many
Speaker 1: people are on social media. You're on Facebook, you're you're
Speaker 1: on Twitter, you're on Instagram or any of the other things.
Speaker 1: What happens is information that is not accurate has always traveled,
Speaker 1: just travels, you know, like Mark Twain said, a lie
Speaker 1: can get halfway around the world before the truth is
Speaker 1: gets done putting on its shoes in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: that has increased exponentially in the social media era. And
Speaker 1: I don't dog on the social media era. It's been
Speaker 1: incredibly valuable to take control out of the hands of
Speaker 1: the communists, take the censorship out of the hands of
Speaker 1: the communists. Overall. I think it's a net good, I
Speaker 1: really genuinely do. But the bad news is, one guy,
Speaker 1: what if I came on here and said, right now,
Speaker 1: you know what forget about came out here. What if
Speaker 1: I got online. I'm on Twitter. What if I got
Speaker 1: online and said, this sense of stuff is amazing, We're
Speaker 1: gonna win a lot more seats in the midterms. Now
Speaker 1: if I said that, If I said that, that information
Speaker 1: would get spread far and wide. Within an hour or two,
Speaker 1: just off of a social media post, there would probably
Speaker 1: be fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, depending on who shares it,
Speaker 1: maybe five hundred thousand people that would read what I
Speaker 1: just said, and it was a total eye and not
Speaker 1: accurate at all. Bad information spreads quickly. This is part
Speaker 1: of the reason why I've told you I don't do
Speaker 1: mass shooting, radio, plane crash radio, natural disaster radio. Me.
Speaker 1: Chris Corey, We're following along the same way you're following along.
Speaker 1: But so much bad information comes out on social media
Speaker 1: while these things are ongoing, or immediately after they're done.
Speaker 1: Somebody will spread one thing it was it was a
Speaker 1: cheehadi Muslim, and of course that's gonna spread like wildfire
Speaker 1: on the right. And it turns out four hours later
Speaker 1: it comes out that it wasn't it was a black dude.
Speaker 1: It was a white dude. He went to church, He
Speaker 1: was a disgruntled employee, He was a bad Information spreads quickly,
Speaker 1: people consume it, people share it because people don't vet things.
Speaker 1: It's human nature. Oh that's crazy, let me share that.
Speaker 1: So sometimes I have to be Dad Jesse and break
Speaker 1: the bad news to people. Now that it's not bad news.
Speaker 1: It is not. It is good news. It's just we're
Speaker 1: not gonna wake up tomorrow skinny. Five years from now
Speaker 1: we might be skinny. We got the ball rolling now, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: someone wants to know why why do all these street
Speaker 1: communists look alike? But what is it? And he's not wrong?
Speaker 1: Why do they all look alike? There's a couple of
Speaker 1: reasons they all look alike. We'll talk about it. Next
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday,
Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are having a good time.
Speaker 1: That questions are so good. It's just going to be
Speaker 1: such a fun show. So how I want to get
Speaker 1: to this one? Ay, Jesse? Why do street communists, protesters
Speaker 1: and rioters all look the same across America? In Europe,
Speaker 1: whether they're protesting Saint George Floyd Ice raids pro Palestine,
Speaker 1: they dress the same, chant the same, use the same
Speaker 1: slogans and talking points. Okay, why are they all the same. First,
Speaker 1: let's discuss human nature. Human beings have a draw. They
Speaker 1: are drawn to the things other human beings are doing.
Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever seen a trend of
Speaker 1: some kind that you didn't fully understand. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: one recently. I still don't understand it, but it's proof
Speaker 1: of what I'm about to talk about. Have you heard
Speaker 1: about the Stanley Cup? The Stanley Cup. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about the hockey one apparently, Gosh, Chris, you moron. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about there is just a cup, like an insulated
Speaker 1: mug for hot or cold drinks. And I guess there's
Speaker 1: a company named Stanley that makes one. Okay, you can
Speaker 1: walk in any sporting goods store, any grocery store. There
Speaker 1: are a million different kinds of Stanley cups, essentially insulated cups.
Speaker 1: Nothing special about it. But this Stanley cup thing, again,
Speaker 1: nothing special about it. I'm sure it's a fine cup.
Speaker 1: It turned so popular. This is a little while ago.
Speaker 1: I would say about a year ago that they were
Speaker 1: sold out at virtually every location. People were waiting in line,
Speaker 1: people were putting in orders for a cup that was
Speaker 1: no different than any other insulated cup you could buy
Speaker 1: anywhere at Cabela's or Walmart or any other place you
Speaker 1: have in shop. Why who would wait int? Why there's
Speaker 1: no difference in that cup versus another cup. Other people
Speaker 1: are doing it. Restaurants, I've told you this before. When
Speaker 1: they open or if sales are struggling, they will pay people,
Speaker 1: pay people to fill up their restaurant and stand in
Speaker 1: line out front. Why because you drive by and I
Speaker 1: drive by, Oh, that place must be good? Like how
Speaker 1: many people were waiting? If everyone else is doing it,
Speaker 1: there's got they have to know something. Humans are drawn
Speaker 1: to crowds, to whatever other people were doing. The Communist
Speaker 1: has always known this about human nature. Therefore, one of
Speaker 1: the main reasons so many of these protesters in Europe
Speaker 1: in America look alike is they're all the same people
Speaker 1: in Europe, in America and everywhere else. You don't understand
Speaker 1: this because you're a normal person and not a sick, deranged,
Speaker 1: demonic communist. Communists have a professional rioting network. It is
Speaker 1: a job. They will organize it on social media. Now
Speaker 1: it's previously been done by newsletters and mail. Now it's
Speaker 1: mostly done by social media. There are professional riot groups
Speaker 1: with paid members who will organize a riot or a protest,
Speaker 1: and they'll even hand out money, food goods to people
Speaker 1: who show up and riot and protests with them. Remember
Speaker 1: that little bit of audio we played. I think this
Speaker 1: one was from Florida, I don't remember where it was.
Speaker 1: Someone stuck a mic in the protester's face. Hey, Bud,
Speaker 1: why are you here? Yeah? I get you get paid
Speaker 1: to be out here. Yeah, amazing. So you are gay
Speaker 1: with Yeah? Absolutely, I'm gonna pay this. The communist protests
Speaker 1: you see in the streets are not real. They know
Speaker 1: there is power in creating the image of a crowd,
Speaker 1: the image Hey, a large group of people. They're marching
Speaker 1: downtown Minneapolis to protest to death of Saint George Floyd. Well,
Speaker 1: if so many people are doing it, maybe I should
Speaker 1: get down on that. I'm a little bored. Clearly they're
Speaker 1: onto something. The communist understands if he can pay for
Speaker 1: and organize twenty people to come out to the town square,
Speaker 1: that he might just might be able to turn that
Speaker 1: into one hundred, two hundred three hundred. It was all funded,
Speaker 1: it was all organized, and it has always been this way.
Speaker 1: This is not a new phenomenon. The right is just
Speaker 1: finally waking up to this phenomenon that these people are professionals.
Speaker 1: They do this for a living. And so the same
Speaker 1: person who's protesting Ice at Alligator Alcatraz down in Florida,
Speaker 1: that same purple haired freak is now in a car
Speaker 1: heading out to California to a chant for Palestine. And
Speaker 1: then after they're done with that, they're going to drive
Speaker 1: to New York City and talk about gay people and
Speaker 1: be at a protest there, and after that they're going
Speaker 1: They're one group of people. It's one group. Now I'm
Speaker 1: oversimplifying that there are multiple paid riot groups, but they
Speaker 1: are paid. Say it works the exact same way in Europe,
Speaker 1: the exact same way. Why do they all look the same.
Speaker 1: It's the same people. There's no difference in it. A
Speaker 1: big reason they all look the same is there the
Speaker 1: exact same people. Don't ever think the riot you see
Speaker 1: on television is organic. Did you notice Ice never left
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? But the protesters did remember those LA riots.
Speaker 1: They even had to call in the Marines. Why did
Speaker 1: those go away? They miraculously went away about twenty four
Speaker 1: hours after they announced they're going to investigate the funding
Speaker 1: source for the rioters. Just like that, they're all gone down.
Speaker 1: It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday
Speaker 1: and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and remember we're live here
Speaker 1: on a Friday night. You can email the show Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So finishing up, Why do
Speaker 1: all these communists and street protesters look the same? First,
Speaker 1: as I just said, they're all they are the same,
Speaker 1: they're the same people. They're paid for organized, they travel
Speaker 1: all over rioting like the animals they are. The second reason, though,
Speaker 1: is this I've heard it described as the great flattening.
Speaker 1: It's a great way to put it. Remember that communism,
Speaker 1: Marxism in any form, it's always about tearing down so
Speaker 1: everybody can be equal. It's never about building up. That's
Speaker 1: how they sell it. But tear everything down. So if
Speaker 1: somebody has a house and you don't have a house,
Speaker 1: maybe you can't afford it, maybe I don't know, whatever. Look,
Speaker 1: the solution is never really to give you a house,
Speaker 1: it's just tear his down. Then you're both the same,
Speaker 1: the exact same thing. When it comes to beauty in looks,
Speaker 1: why do they all look the same. Why is it
Speaker 1: a bunch of fat, ugly lesbians at all these things?
Speaker 1: Why why are they all look the same? And the
Speaker 1: dudes too, Why do all the dudes? Why is it
Speaker 1: all the effeminate looking dude who looks like a stick
Speaker 1: with the bugged out glasses? What? Why do they all
Speaker 1: look the same because they're trying to look the same. That,
Speaker 1: as I've explained before, is why you sent your beautiful
Speaker 1: eighteen year old daughter off to college. And she came
Speaker 1: home looking like a purple haired land whale. All of
Speaker 1: her friends look like that, And so she packed on
Speaker 1: the pounds and shaved half of her head and got
Speaker 1: some unsightly tattoo on her neck because she wanted to
Speaker 1: ugly herself up like all of her friends are. And
Speaker 1: she was taught that was the good, virtuous thing to do.
Speaker 1: I've told you before. Jen Gallardi has a great talk
Speaker 1: about this. For Gallardi, she's a writer, former comedy and
Speaker 1: total dying, you know, the total dyme, And she talks
Speaker 1: about how guilty she always felt when she was a
Speaker 1: Communist for being hot. Her friends would make her feel guilty.
Speaker 1: She felt like crap about the whole thing. I'm attractive,
Speaker 1: you're not. I better, ugly myself up. I need to
Speaker 1: do this, the great flattening. There are no peaks. There
Speaker 1: are no peaks. You can't achieve. It's not just beauty either, achievement,
Speaker 1: success of any kind. You get a family, they'll try
Speaker 1: to tear it down. You get a promotion at work,
Speaker 1: they'll try to tear it down. You get a better car,
Speaker 1: they'll try to tear it down. Because if everyone can
Speaker 1: have it, no one can have it. A bunch of bitter, jealous,
Speaker 1: miserable freaks, the religion of the malcontent. They all look
Speaker 1: the same because they're trying to look the same. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Is it feminine to run to your run in the
Speaker 1: rain to your car? I heard somewhere that men should
Speaker 1: never run through the rain to get where they're going. However,
Speaker 1: I find myself doing a light jog to my car
Speaker 1: or the store if it's pouring outside. Your opinion is
Speaker 1: highly regarded, Buddy, it's feminine. I'm sorry, it just happened
Speaker 1: to me. Two nights ago. What night was it rain?
Speaker 1: It wasn't last night, Chris was it was two nights ago?
Speaker 1: It was two yes, two nights ago. So Wednesday, Wednesday
Speaker 1: got done with the show. It's dark, right. The show
Speaker 1: ends at night. Get done with the show, head out
Speaker 1: to the parking lot. Parking lot was full that day,
Speaker 1: so I had to park a ways away. And I
Speaker 1: don't think there were more than two or three people
Speaker 1: in the parking lot, A couple of people milling around,
Speaker 1: a couple of cars. I had forgot my umbrella, didn't
Speaker 1: have a rain jacket, didn't have anything, and my car
Speaker 1: is over there. I had to walk, and believe me, look,
Speaker 1: I picked up the pace. I was getting wet. I
Speaker 1: picked up the pace. It's not like I sauntered. But
Speaker 1: what if one of them saw me running. If they
Speaker 1: saw me running, they might think that I'm feminine. They
Speaker 1: might think that I'm too weak to take a couple
Speaker 1: of rain drops. I what, Chris, what? No? I forgot
Speaker 1: my samurai sword umbrella that day in the car. Abb
Speaker 1: is super upset. Not a samurai sword umbrella is not feminine, Chris.
Speaker 1: Although abb is really upset because it did come with
Speaker 1: the strap thing where you can put it over your shoulder.
Speaker 1: And I walked into a restaurant with ab the other
Speaker 1: night and I had it put over my shoulder like that,
Speaker 1: and she tried to walk ahead of me and act
Speaker 1: like we weren't together. But I caught up. Her legs
Speaker 1: were too short, she could not run me, and I
Speaker 1: made sure everybody knew that we were together anyway. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's feminine to run in the rain. Raincoats are not
Speaker 1: Ain't even an umbrella is okay, there's nothing feminine. Get
Speaker 1: a Samurai sword and you'll be fine. You can't run
Speaker 1: in the rain if you're a dude. Otherwise everyone thinks
Speaker 1: you're weak. Jesse, I'm a Trump fan and a voter,
Speaker 1: and Trump is all for modern technology. So why does
Speaker 1: he have to travel to all these countries to talk
Speaker 1: tariffs when virtual would be more cost efficient and a
Speaker 1: lot safer. For President Trump, he's spending our money every
Speaker 1: time the wheels leave the tarmac and touch down. Aren't
Speaker 1: we trying to cut costs? Okay? For one, you are
Speaker 1: always allowed to question a politician of either party about
Speaker 1: their spending because they're spending your money. Not just politician,
Speaker 1: actually any government employee, as long as they are in
Speaker 1: your jurisdiction. Any government employee spending money, you are allowed
Speaker 1: to question it. You are allowed to complain because they
Speaker 1: stole that money from you. So this is not me
Speaker 1: in any way talking down to you of why does
Speaker 1: Trump have to fly on Air Force one? Why does
Speaker 1: he have to always take these trips? It's expensive, it's
Speaker 1: your money. You have every right to complain. Now that
Speaker 1: we got that out of the way. Virtual, I understand
Speaker 1: it as a virtual world now. Video calls and zoom
Speaker 1: meetings and FaceTime. I get that. I totally get that.
Speaker 1: I face timed with ov the other night when I
Speaker 1: was in Boston and she was back home. I get that.
Speaker 1: I know that I do zoom meetings for work. The
Speaker 1: suits want to meet about this, and it's not like
Speaker 1: I don't do these things. There is no substitute, no
Speaker 1: substitute for being physically with other people, shaking a hand,
Speaker 1: sitting there. It is not the same. If you have
Speaker 1: something in important in your life, important, maybe it's a
Speaker 1: personal importance, go physically meet somebody, Go have red lobster together.
Speaker 1: If it's business, don't roll your eyes, Chris. If it's business,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying don't ever take a zoom meeting or
Speaker 1: something like that, because I did. You're trying to get
Speaker 1: a deal closed, You're trying to get something important done.
Speaker 1: Go sit This modern technology world has convinced people that
Speaker 1: the phone screen or the computer screen is the same.
Speaker 1: It is not, and it is valuable, and it is
Speaker 1: nice to be able to take a work call for
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes while you're sitting in your jammis. I understand
Speaker 1: that I've done it right, although I don't have jammis,
Speaker 1: but I've been in my underwear with a shirt on.
Speaker 1: What Chris, I can be honest sometimes I don't put
Speaker 1: on pants when I have to take those work calls
Speaker 1: at the house and Ob gets mad, what if you
Speaker 1: drop your phone? And I'm all, well, you know, he's
Speaker 1: so lucky. Anyway, I know I've done it physically. Meet people.
Speaker 1: If you're the president of the United States of America
Speaker 1: trying to do billion dollar, multi billion dollar deals with
Speaker 1: this company or that nation or something, get on a plane,
Speaker 1: fly over there and make it happen. The cost of that,
Speaker 1: if you're doing a good deal for America, the cost
Speaker 1: of that is pennies on the dollar. If iHeart wanted
Speaker 1: to re sign me to extend me to some more
Speaker 1: years here, I could do all this virtually. I'm going
Speaker 1: to get on a plane and I'm gonna fly to
Speaker 1: New York City. I am going to go up there
Speaker 1: and shake someone's hand and have them take me out
Speaker 1: to Red Lobster, and we're going to enjoy ourselves. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. There are still so many incredible,
Speaker 1: incredible questions to go. Someone wants to talk about creating
Speaker 1: a global movement for freedom commies who hate listen to
Speaker 1: the show. We'll get to all that in a minute.
Speaker 1: Let me get to a couple other of these. Dear Jesse,
Speaker 1: can you please give me some words of encouragement to
Speaker 1: get on a plane. I was never afraid to fly
Speaker 1: until you started talking about DEI hires and pilots who
Speaker 1: got the COVID jibbity jab. My friend in Ohio invited
Speaker 1: me to fly from California to see her, and I
Speaker 1: really want to go, but I'm scared to fly these days.
Speaker 1: It's from Karen, Karen, get on the plane. You're gonna
Speaker 1: die someday. Anyway. You might as well live your life.
Speaker 1: You cannot hide in your home. Yes, what they did
Speaker 1: with air traffic controllers is bad. Yes, the DEI push
Speaker 1: for airline pilots is really bad. There's no question about that.
Speaker 1: I'm not denying that at all. Go get on the plane,
Speaker 1: go die with some scars, live a life of adventure,
Speaker 1: go live without regrets. Go see your freaking friend in Ohio,
Speaker 1: and while you're back there, get a meatball sub. Telling
Speaker 1: you right now, OK, I know Californians can eat. I
Speaker 1: know they actually have really decent Mexican food. It's not
Speaker 1: tex mex but it's really decent Mexican food. Yeah it is, Chris.
Speaker 1: Have you even been to California? You just instinctively is
Speaker 1: telling them, yes, you have where they have a synagogue
Speaker 1: out there. What Chris, But you went to San Diego.
Speaker 1: That's a great city. We need to go back to.
Speaker 1: We need to go. We need to go to San Diego. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, nice weather. I'm really shocked that you went there,
Speaker 1: given the prices. Anyway, get on a plane and go
Speaker 1: back to Ohio and get some meatball subs. All right,
Speaker 1: to your showgun Oracle. Every morning I travelwa ay two
Speaker 1: miles stretch of road that perplexes me. There's a stop
Speaker 1: light where two major interstates intersect. Two miles down the
Speaker 1: road is another stop light that's impossible to time. And
Speaker 1: in between the road merges from two lanes to one.
Speaker 1: This two mile stretches like Daytona. Every morning, lots of accidents.
Speaker 1: People are cutting each other off, flipping each other off.
Speaker 1: I see the occasional fistfight, all to claim pole position
Speaker 1: at a red light. I see the same people doing
Speaker 1: this every day. What am I seeing? Is it plain stupidity.
Speaker 1: I can't be the only one who realizes the second
Speaker 1: red light can't be beaten. Let me explain, this isn't
Speaker 1: about traffic. This is about life, and it's about all
Speaker 1: of us. There exist in any society, any state, any county,
Speaker 1: any city, at any point in history, there exists a
Speaker 1: certain small percentage of the population that are complete morons.
Speaker 1: And you don't fully realize, and I don't fully realize
Speaker 1: how much of your life is worse in a million
Speaker 1: different ways, specifically de cater to the morons in your life.
Speaker 1: You drive around them. And it's not every driver. Everyone
Speaker 1: thinks their area the drivers are uniquely bad. I'm here
Speaker 1: to tell you something. I have lived all over the country,
Speaker 1: Citi's country, the rural, you name it, I've lived it
Speaker 1: all from the burbs that I've lived it. All the
Speaker 1: drivers are the same everywhere, because everywhere you go, ten
Speaker 1: percent of the population are really really stupid. They're stupid
Speaker 1: and they're selfish, and they're horrible people, and they drive
Speaker 1: in that way and they ruin traffic for everyone else.
Speaker 1: Air travel, you know why air travels. Air travel is
Speaker 1: so miserable. On top of everything else, on top of
Speaker 1: the idiots you work at TSA and everything else. Aero
Speaker 1: travel's terrible because ten percent of the population are stupid
Speaker 1: and selfish and they're morons, and they screw it up
Speaker 1: for everybody. That's why you're playing. Had to turn back
Speaker 1: around because someone had to go vape in the bathroom
Speaker 1: because he couldn't wait an hour and a half. Stupid, selfish,
Speaker 1: awful people. Look the medical medical community, do you know
Speaker 1: a big reason, you know, a big reason why your
Speaker 1: healthcare costs a lot of money. It's because stupid, selfish,
Speaker 1: criminal idiots will sue for every single thing under the sun.
Speaker 1: That's why you have to fill out one thousand pieces
Speaker 1: of paper when you go see the doctor. That's why
Speaker 1: the costs are so high because he has to build
Speaker 1: in a large amount so he can pay for insurance.
Speaker 1: Because inevitably, the lady who waddles in behind you is
Speaker 1: just a scammer, and she's gonna claim that she bumped
Speaker 1: her knee on the waiting table and now she's debilitated
Speaker 1: and she needs five hundred thousand dollars for it. And
Speaker 1: this applies everywhere in society. And I realized this fact
Speaker 1: years and years and years ago. It was really the
Speaker 1: Marine Corps where it dawned on me. And ever since
Speaker 1: I've exited the Marine Corps, I have done everything I
Speaker 1: can do in my life to make an effort to
Speaker 1: separate myself from the bottom ten percent. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it's not economic. It's not economic, it's poor, it's rich.
Speaker 1: It is just a portion of society that freaking sucks.
Speaker 1: It just does. And that's what you mentioned. A stretch
Speaker 1: of road. They're racing, they're fighting their everything. I guarantee
Speaker 1: it's the same ten people every single morning. Everyone else
Speaker 1: just wants to get to work, They just want to
Speaker 1: drop the kids off. And you know what, if everybody
Speaker 1: was acting normally on the road, they would probably let
Speaker 1: people merge, give them a little wave, no big deal.
Speaker 1: But it's the bottom feeding scum who hold all of
Speaker 1: us back in every possible way, and I'm Look, that
Speaker 1: was just a few examples. The examples are endless no
Speaker 1: matter what you do. Look, if you're in school, if
Speaker 1: you're one of the kids listening right now, maybe you're
Speaker 1: in school, you know why, you know why things are
Speaker 1: harder in school because ten percent of your classmates are
Speaker 1: morons and scumbags. That's why. They're idiots. They're selfish, they
Speaker 1: have bad parents, they're acting now you listen, they're too stupid,
Speaker 1: and you have to sit there and suffer because these
Speaker 1: kids are morons every single time. That is part of life,
Speaker 1: and a critical part of your contentment in life is
Speaker 1: figuring out how to get away from them.