WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.760 --> 00:00:11.199 The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday, 2 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:17.760 an amazing, glorious Friday. The week is over. Congratulations to you. 3 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:20.800 We have made it and we are going to have 4 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:24.760 a ridiculous amount of fun tonight on the world Famous 5 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:28.920 Jesse Kelly Show. Because it's asked Doctor Jesse Friday, and 6 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.880 the questions are incredible. We're gonna talk about this census 7 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:35.920 stuff again, gonna break this down a little bit here. 8 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:41.640 We're gonna talk about, well, is all this stuff orchestrated? 9 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:47.320 The Department of Justice, the street communist, the protesters, why 10 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:50.759 do they all look the same. Someone is mad about 11 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:54.240 Trump for traveling to make these deals because it's costing 12 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:56.719 too much money. And people want to know is it 13 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:59.600 feminine to run if it's raining on the way to 14 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:02.920 your are? Oh? That and so much more coming up 15 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:07.319 tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's 16 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:10.680 begin right here because I want to break something down. 17 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.560 The census stuff is getting louder and louder and louder. 18 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.200 This story is not going away. And I am a 19 00:01:19.239 --> 00:01:23.439 little bit worried that people are getting a little too excited. 20 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:27.879 You should be excited, but not too excited. So let 21 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:32.359 me explain. Yesterday, it was yesterday Trump came out and 22 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:35.000 he said, we're gonna do a new census, and we're 23 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:37.319 not counting illegals this time. All right, You remember that 24 00:01:37.959 --> 00:01:41.359 we're gonna do a new census. We're not counting illegals, 25 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:45.439 all right, all right? So what has happened after Trump 26 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:49.640 made that statement is a bunch of people who don't 27 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:54.239 know any better start sharing information that's not true, and 28 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:57.439 then that snowballs, and now a bunch of people believe 29 00:01:57.719 --> 00:02:00.959 information that is not true. There are a bunch of 30 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:03.319 people out there saying things like, Wow, we're going to 31 00:02:03.400 --> 00:02:09.800 dominate the mid terms. Now, no, no, allow me to explain. Sorry, 32 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:12.680 gotta be Daddy Jesse to open up the show on Friday. 33 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:20.439 What Trump did is very very good. But all he did, 34 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:25.400 all this is going to be is Trump getting the 35 00:02:25.439 --> 00:02:30.199 ball rolling early. And here's what I mean. In the 36 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:36.159 last census, they counted illegals. Why does that matter. Let's 37 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:40.759 make sure we're clear on this. Each state gets a 38 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:44.719 certain number of congressional districts that's the United States House 39 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:48.400 of Representatives, of course, and you get the number of 40 00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:54.840 districts you get based on your state's population. So a 41 00:02:54.879 --> 00:02:59.879 state like Wyoming, they're going to have one a state 42 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:02.639 what Montana, for most of my life only had one. 43 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.879 I actually think they have two now, but Montana for 44 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:08.680 most of my life only had one. It's based on 45 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:14.000 your population. That's how many congressional districts you get. So 46 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:18.840 why did the Communists work so hard to ensure that 47 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:23.680 illegals are included in the census? Because Blue states have 48 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:30.639 more illegals in them. Think California. California, because they counted illegals, 49 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:36.639 has an overinflated number of congressional seats, thus giving Democrats 50 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:40.319 more seats in the House of Representatives than they actually 51 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.960 should have because they counted illegals. You got that. I'm 52 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:46.520 just trying to break that down as simply as humanly possible. 53 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:49.599 I know that that is an outrage and it's unjust 54 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:51.759 and it's unfair, and it's all this other stuff, But 55 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:55.280 I need you to hear me on this point. The 56 00:03:55.400 --> 00:04:01.879 courts wrongly have decided that that is okay and it's constitutional. Nope, 57 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:04.960 you have to count everybody. Someone's visiting, count them, someone's 58 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:08.960 on a visa, count them, If someone's here illegal, account them. Sorry, 59 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:12.800 the Constitution says you have to count them all. That 60 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:17.759 is what the courts have ruled. They're incorrect, but that's 61 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:19.879 what they have ruled as of right now. That's the 62 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:24.279 ruling Trump. It was not time for a census yet. 63 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:26.639 I think that was another four or five years away. 64 00:04:26.759 --> 00:04:28.800 You know, there's they come at an appointed amount of time. 65 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:33.480 Trump comes out and says, we're doing another one. We're 66 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:36.040 doing another one right now. We're not waiting for the 67 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:41.600 appointed time, and you're not counting illegals this time. Here's 68 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:46.839 what is going to happen from here, Because the courts 69 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:53.680 have established that illegals must be counted. This executive order 70 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:59.120 is going to be challenged in court. Even if it 71 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:02.279 wasn't challenged court. It takes a long time to do 72 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:04.480 a census. You have to send out mailers, you have 73 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:06.800 to do all kinds of things here, But it is 74 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:11.759 going to be challenged in court. What this does is 75 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:18.959 it allows us to have the court fights now before 76 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:23.480 we get to the official census. Meaning when we got 77 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:26.839 to the official census, if we tried to not count illegals, 78 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:29.600 then we would have to do the official court fights 79 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:33.639 then and get a final ruling. Then what this does 80 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:37.279 is it allows us to get those court fights done 81 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:41.079 now and see how it shakes out for us. I 82 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:43.680 would be willing to bet. I don't know this for sure, 83 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:45.759 I would be willing to bet this is going to 84 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:48.399 go all the way up to the Supreme Court and 85 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:50.959 they're going to have to make a final ruling. Do 86 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.560 you count illegals? Do you not count illegals? What this 87 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:58.199 is not going to do. What it is not going 88 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:03.120 to do is going to change the midterms. This will 89 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:06.000 not be completed. None of this stuff will be done 90 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:10.360 by the time we have mid term elections. This very 91 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:16.040 likely will not change the twenty twenty eight election, the presidency, 92 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:20.639 all the other stuff. But I'm really not trying to 93 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:24.600 pour cold water all over it. It's no. I'm not, Chris, No, 94 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:29.279 I'm not. It's good. It's good. I'm glad he did it. 95 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:32.079 I'm glad we can get the court stuff done. Now, 96 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:37.879 let's get a ruling done now. What we started, what 97 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:41.759 we started is a workout plan. It's good that we started. 98 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:44.600 It's good that you got up, you put your shoes on, 99 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:49.160 you went to the gym. It's good. It's all good. 100 00:06:49.600 --> 00:06:52.959 You are not going to wake up tomorrow and be skinny. 101 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:57.560 It's going to take time. What happened was we started early, 102 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:01.279 we started. Now now we move on and get the 103 00:07:01.319 --> 00:07:05.600 court fights done. That it's not a hard talk from Dad, Chris. 104 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:08.439 Don't put it that way. Don't put it that well. See, 105 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:13.040 here's what happens in this in the social media world 106 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:16.480 in which we live. Many people, not everybody, but many 107 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:20.000 people are on social media. You're on Facebook, you're you're 108 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:23.480 on Twitter, you're on Instagram or any of the other things. 109 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:29.160 What happens is information that is not accurate has always traveled, 110 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:32.160 just travels, you know, like Mark Twain said, a lie 111 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:34.480 can get halfway around the world before the truth is 112 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:37.319 gets done putting on its shoes in the morning. Well, 113 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:42.399 that has increased exponentially in the social media era. And 114 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:44.759 I don't dog on the social media era. It's been 115 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:48.480 incredibly valuable to take control out of the hands of 116 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:51.360 the communists, take the censorship out of the hands of 117 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:54.279 the communists. Overall. I think it's a net good, I 118 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:58.319 really genuinely do. But the bad news is, one guy, 119 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.439 what if I came on here and said, right now, 120 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:03.279 you know what forget about came out here. What if 121 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:05.480 I got online. I'm on Twitter. What if I got 122 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:08.600 online and said, this sense of stuff is amazing, We're 123 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:11.040 gonna win a lot more seats in the midterms. Now 124 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:16.519 if I said that, If I said that, that information 125 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:21.319 would get spread far and wide. Within an hour or two, 126 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:25.199 just off of a social media post, there would probably 127 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:29.879 be fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, depending on who shares it, 128 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:34.519 maybe five hundred thousand people that would read what I 129 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:37.360 just said, and it was a total eye and not 130 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:45.360 accurate at all. Bad information spreads quickly. This is part 131 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:48.320 of the reason why I've told you I don't do 132 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:54.399 mass shooting, radio, plane crash radio, natural disaster radio. Me. 133 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:59.840 Chris Corey, We're following along the same way you're following along. 134 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:06.960 But so much bad information comes out on social media 135 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:12.320 while these things are ongoing, or immediately after they're done. 136 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:15.799 Somebody will spread one thing it was it was a 137 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:20.039 cheehadi Muslim, and of course that's gonna spread like wildfire 138 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:23.960 on the right. And it turns out four hours later 139 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.559 it comes out that it wasn't it was a black dude. 140 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.879 It was a white dude. He went to church, He 141 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:34.840 was a disgruntled employee, He was a bad Information spreads quickly, 142 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:40.759 people consume it, people share it because people don't vet things. 143 00:09:40.840 --> 00:09:43.360 It's human nature. Oh that's crazy, let me share that. 144 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:48.240 So sometimes I have to be Dad Jesse and break 145 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:50.519 the bad news to people. Now that it's not bad news. 146 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:54.279 It is not. It is good news. It's just we're 147 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:57.440 not gonna wake up tomorrow skinny. Five years from now 148 00:09:57.440 --> 00:10:01.720 we might be skinny. We got the ball rolling now, Okay, right, 149 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:06.360 someone wants to know why why do all these street 150 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:11.559 communists look alike? But what is it? And he's not wrong? 151 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.000 Why do they all look alike? There's a couple of 152 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:18.360 reasons they all look alike. We'll talk about it. Next 153 00:10:19.080 --> 00:10:24.679 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday, 154 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.639 and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are having a good time. 155 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:30.720 That questions are so good. It's just going to be 156 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:32.720 such a fun show. So how I want to get 157 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:36.360 to this one? Ay, Jesse? Why do street communists, protesters 158 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:40.440 and rioters all look the same across America? In Europe, 159 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:45.519 whether they're protesting Saint George Floyd Ice raids pro Palestine, 160 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:48.519 they dress the same, chant the same, use the same 161 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:53.679 slogans and talking points. Okay, why are they all the same. First, 162 00:10:53.799 --> 00:11:02.039 let's discuss human nature. Human beings have a draw. They 163 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:06.600 are drawn to the things other human beings are doing. 164 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:10.240 Have you ever have you ever seen a trend of 165 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:14.440 some kind that you didn't fully understand. I'll tell you 166 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:18.080 one recently. I still don't understand it, but it's proof 167 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:20.279 of what I'm about to talk about. Have you heard 168 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:25.200 about the Stanley Cup? The Stanley Cup. I'm not talking 169 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:30.440 about the hockey one apparently, Gosh, Chris, you moron. I'm 170 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:34.919 talking about there is just a cup, like an insulated 171 00:11:35.039 --> 00:11:38.360 mug for hot or cold drinks. And I guess there's 172 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:43.360 a company named Stanley that makes one. Okay, you can 173 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:47.440 walk in any sporting goods store, any grocery store. There 174 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:53.600 are a million different kinds of Stanley cups, essentially insulated cups. 175 00:11:53.600 --> 00:12:00.519 Nothing special about it. But this Stanley cup thing, again, 176 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.559 nothing special about it. I'm sure it's a fine cup. 177 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:07.360 It turned so popular. This is a little while ago. 178 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:09.480 I would say about a year ago that they were 179 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:13.639 sold out at virtually every location. People were waiting in line, 180 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:16.519 people were putting in orders for a cup that was 181 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:19.559 no different than any other insulated cup you could buy 182 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:22.360 anywhere at Cabela's or Walmart or any other place you 183 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:27.440 have in shop. Why who would wait int? Why there's 184 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:30.440 no difference in that cup versus another cup. Other people 185 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:34.799 are doing it. Restaurants, I've told you this before. When 186 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:39.519 they open or if sales are struggling, they will pay people, 187 00:12:40.159 --> 00:12:44.159 pay people to fill up their restaurant and stand in 188 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:47.840 line out front. Why because you drive by and I 189 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:51.919 drive by, Oh, that place must be good? Like how 190 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:54.759 many people were waiting? If everyone else is doing it, 191 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:58.679 there's got they have to know something. Humans are drawn 192 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:03.919 to crowds, to whatever other people were doing. The Communist 193 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:10.759 has always known this about human nature. Therefore, one of 194 00:13:10.799 --> 00:13:15.919 the main reasons so many of these protesters in Europe 195 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:21.759 in America look alike is they're all the same people 196 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:28.360 in Europe, in America and everywhere else. You don't understand 197 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:31.679 this because you're a normal person and not a sick, deranged, 198 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:39.519 demonic communist. Communists have a professional rioting network. It is 199 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:44.519 a job. They will organize it on social media. Now 200 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:48.960 it's previously been done by newsletters and mail. Now it's 201 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:54.320 mostly done by social media. There are professional riot groups 202 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:59.919 with paid members who will organize a riot or a protest, 203 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:03.919 and they'll even hand out money, food goods to people 204 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:07.240 who show up and riot and protests with them. Remember 205 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:09.039 that little bit of audio we played. I think this 206 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:11.279 one was from Florida, I don't remember where it was. 207 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:14.120 Someone stuck a mic in the protester's face. Hey, Bud, 208 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:17.120 why are you here? Yeah? I get you get paid 209 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:23.039 to be out here. Yeah, amazing. So you are gay 210 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:29.559 with Yeah? Absolutely, I'm gonna pay this. The communist protests 211 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:33.440 you see in the streets are not real. They know 212 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:38.720 there is power in creating the image of a crowd, 213 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:42.519 the image Hey, a large group of people. They're marching 214 00:14:42.600 --> 00:14:47.039 downtown Minneapolis to protest to death of Saint George Floyd. Well, 215 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.480 if so many people are doing it, maybe I should 216 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:52.120 get down on that. I'm a little bored. Clearly they're 217 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:56.480 onto something. The communist understands if he can pay for 218 00:14:56.759 --> 00:15:00.600 and organize twenty people to come out to the town square, 219 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:03.919 that he might just might be able to turn that 220 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:07.840 into one hundred, two hundred three hundred. It was all funded, 221 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:11.720 it was all organized, and it has always been this way. 222 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:14.799 This is not a new phenomenon. The right is just 223 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:19.679 finally waking up to this phenomenon that these people are professionals. 224 00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:22.519 They do this for a living. And so the same 225 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:26.840 person who's protesting Ice at Alligator Alcatraz down in Florida, 226 00:15:27.159 --> 00:15:31.320 that same purple haired freak is now in a car 227 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:36.200 heading out to California to a chant for Palestine. And 228 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.200 then after they're done with that, they're going to drive 229 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:40.759 to New York City and talk about gay people and 230 00:15:40.840 --> 00:15:43.240 be at a protest there, and after that they're going 231 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:49.559 They're one group of people. It's one group. Now I'm 232 00:15:49.639 --> 00:15:58.639 oversimplifying that there are multiple paid riot groups, but they 233 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:01.919 are paid. Say it works the exact same way in Europe, 234 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:05.279 the exact same way. Why do they all look the same. 235 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:10.120 It's the same people. There's no difference in it. A 236 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:12.840 big reason they all look the same is there the 237 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:18.679 exact same people. Don't ever think the riot you see 238 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:24.360 on television is organic. Did you notice Ice never left 239 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:30.039 Los Angeles? But the protesters did remember those LA riots. 240 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.240 They even had to call in the Marines. Why did 241 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:37.960 those go away? They miraculously went away about twenty four 242 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:41.159 hours after they announced they're going to investigate the funding 243 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:46.320 source for the rioters. Just like that, they're all gone down. 244 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:51.480 It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday 245 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:55.200 and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and remember we're live here 246 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:57.759 on a Friday night. You can email the show Jesse 247 00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:01.559 at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So finishing up, Why do 248 00:17:01.639 --> 00:17:04.880 all these communists and street protesters look the same? First, 249 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:07.279 as I just said, they're all they are the same, 250 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:09.920 they're the same people. They're paid for organized, they travel 251 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:13.960 all over rioting like the animals they are. The second reason, though, 252 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:22.359 is this I've heard it described as the great flattening. 253 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.880 It's a great way to put it. Remember that communism, 254 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:32.920 Marxism in any form, it's always about tearing down so 255 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:36.119 everybody can be equal. It's never about building up. That's 256 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:41.160 how they sell it. But tear everything down. So if 257 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:44.799 somebody has a house and you don't have a house, 258 00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:48.480 maybe you can't afford it, maybe I don't know, whatever. Look, 259 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:51.839 the solution is never really to give you a house, 260 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:55.599 it's just tear his down. Then you're both the same, 261 00:17:56.680 --> 00:18:00.960 the exact same thing. When it comes to beauty in looks, 262 00:18:01.559 --> 00:18:04.200 why do they all look the same. Why is it 263 00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:06.680 a bunch of fat, ugly lesbians at all these things? 264 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:11.039 Why why are they all look the same? And the 265 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:13.920 dudes too, Why do all the dudes? Why is it 266 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:17.319 all the effeminate looking dude who looks like a stick 267 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:21.119 with the bugged out glasses? What? Why do they all 268 00:18:21.279 --> 00:18:26.440 look the same because they're trying to look the same. That, 269 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:30.559 as I've explained before, is why you sent your beautiful 270 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:34.079 eighteen year old daughter off to college. And she came 271 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:38.039 home looking like a purple haired land whale. All of 272 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:41.920 her friends look like that, And so she packed on 273 00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:45.000 the pounds and shaved half of her head and got 274 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.640 some unsightly tattoo on her neck because she wanted to 275 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:52.680 ugly herself up like all of her friends are. And 276 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:56.599 she was taught that was the good, virtuous thing to do. 277 00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:59.480 I've told you before. Jen Gallardi has a great talk 278 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:03.720 about this. For Gallardi, she's a writer, former comedy and 279 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:07.079 total dying, you know, the total dyme, And she talks 280 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:12.599 about how guilty she always felt when she was a 281 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:17.480 Communist for being hot. Her friends would make her feel guilty. 282 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:21.319 She felt like crap about the whole thing. I'm attractive, 283 00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:25.039 you're not. I better, ugly myself up. I need to 284 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:29.519 do this, the great flattening. There are no peaks. There 285 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:34.000 are no peaks. You can't achieve. It's not just beauty either, achievement, 286 00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:37.880 success of any kind. You get a family, they'll try 287 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:40.000 to tear it down. You get a promotion at work, 288 00:19:40.039 --> 00:19:42.440 they'll try to tear it down. You get a better car, 289 00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:45.359 they'll try to tear it down. Because if everyone can 290 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:49.640 have it, no one can have it. A bunch of bitter, jealous, 291 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:55.079 miserable freaks, the religion of the malcontent. They all look 292 00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:58.519 the same because they're trying to look the same. Jesse. 293 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:02.799 Is it feminine to run to your run in the 294 00:20:02.920 --> 00:20:06.279 rain to your car? I heard somewhere that men should 295 00:20:06.359 --> 00:20:09.200 never run through the rain to get where they're going. However, 296 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.200 I find myself doing a light jog to my car 297 00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:16.079 or the store if it's pouring outside. Your opinion is 298 00:20:16.160 --> 00:20:26.599 highly regarded, Buddy, it's feminine. I'm sorry, it just happened 299 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:29.160 to me. Two nights ago. What night was it rain? 300 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:31.079 It wasn't last night, Chris was it was two nights ago? 301 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:35.680 It was two yes, two nights ago. So Wednesday, Wednesday 302 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.359 got done with the show. It's dark, right. The show 303 00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:41.960 ends at night. Get done with the show, head out 304 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:45.000 to the parking lot. Parking lot was full that day, 305 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:47.400 so I had to park a ways away. And I 306 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:49.279 don't think there were more than two or three people 307 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:51.720 in the parking lot, A couple of people milling around, 308 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:55.039 a couple of cars. I had forgot my umbrella, didn't 309 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:58.079 have a rain jacket, didn't have anything, and my car 310 00:20:58.160 --> 00:21:04.079 is over there. I had to walk, and believe me, look, 311 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:06.960 I picked up the pace. I was getting wet. I 312 00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:09.559 picked up the pace. It's not like I sauntered. But 313 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.839 what if one of them saw me running. If they 314 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:16.640 saw me running, they might think that I'm feminine. They 315 00:21:16.759 --> 00:21:18.680 might think that I'm too weak to take a couple 316 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:24.440 of rain drops. I what, Chris, what? No? I forgot 317 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:29.039 my samurai sword umbrella that day in the car. Abb 318 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:32.920 is super upset. Not a samurai sword umbrella is not feminine, Chris. 319 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:35.680 Although abb is really upset because it did come with 320 00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:38.440 the strap thing where you can put it over your shoulder. 321 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:40.839 And I walked into a restaurant with ab the other 322 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:43.200 night and I had it put over my shoulder like that, 323 00:21:43.559 --> 00:21:45.000 and she tried to walk ahead of me and act 324 00:21:45.079 --> 00:21:46.880 like we weren't together. But I caught up. Her legs 325 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.960 were too short, she could not run me, and I 326 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:52.079 made sure everybody knew that we were together anyway. Yes, 327 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:54.920 it's feminine to run in the rain. Raincoats are not 328 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:58.720 Ain't even an umbrella is okay, there's nothing feminine. Get 329 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:03.279 a Samurai sword and you'll be fine. You can't run 330 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:05.359 in the rain if you're a dude. Otherwise everyone thinks 331 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.000 you're weak. Jesse, I'm a Trump fan and a voter, 332 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:12.799 and Trump is all for modern technology. So why does 333 00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:15.519 he have to travel to all these countries to talk 334 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:20.200 tariffs when virtual would be more cost efficient and a 335 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:23.880 lot safer. For President Trump, he's spending our money every 336 00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:26.960 time the wheels leave the tarmac and touch down. Aren't 337 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:32.720 we trying to cut costs? Okay? For one, you are 338 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:40.160 always allowed to question a politician of either party about 339 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:44.880 their spending because they're spending your money. Not just politician, 340 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:48.480 actually any government employee, as long as they are in 341 00:22:48.519 --> 00:22:54.519 your jurisdiction. Any government employee spending money, you are allowed 342 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:58.000 to question it. You are allowed to complain because they 343 00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:01.359 stole that money from you. So this is not me 344 00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:04.000 in any way talking down to you of why does 345 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:06.079 Trump have to fly on Air Force one? Why does 346 00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:08.759 he have to always take these trips? It's expensive, it's 347 00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.839 your money. You have every right to complain. Now that 348 00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:17.920 we got that out of the way. Virtual, I understand 349 00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:22.160 it as a virtual world now. Video calls and zoom 350 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:27.079 meetings and FaceTime. I get that. I totally get that. 351 00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:29.079 I face timed with ov the other night when I 352 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:32.000 was in Boston and she was back home. I get that. 353 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:35.400 I know that I do zoom meetings for work. The 354 00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:39.240 suits want to meet about this, and it's not like 355 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:45.640 I don't do these things. There is no substitute, no 356 00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:53.319 substitute for being physically with other people, shaking a hand, 357 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:58.880 sitting there. It is not the same. If you have 358 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:03.920 something in important in your life, important, maybe it's a 359 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:10.039 personal importance, go physically meet somebody, Go have red lobster together. 360 00:24:10.880 --> 00:24:14.480 If it's business, don't roll your eyes, Chris. If it's business, 361 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:16.519 I'm not saying don't ever take a zoom meeting or 362 00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:18.920 something like that, because I did. You're trying to get 363 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:22.960 a deal closed, You're trying to get something important done. 364 00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:31.000 Go sit This modern technology world has convinced people that 365 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:34.240 the phone screen or the computer screen is the same. 366 00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:38.000 It is not, and it is valuable, and it is 367 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.880 nice to be able to take a work call for 368 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:43.559 fifteen minutes while you're sitting in your jammis. I understand 369 00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:47.039 that I've done it right, although I don't have jammis, 370 00:24:47.079 --> 00:24:49.200 but I've been in my underwear with a shirt on. 371 00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:52.599 What Chris, I can be honest sometimes I don't put 372 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.960 on pants when I have to take those work calls 373 00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:57.079 at the house and Ob gets mad, what if you 374 00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.240 drop your phone? And I'm all, well, you know, he's 375 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:06.759 so lucky. Anyway, I know I've done it physically. Meet people. 376 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:09.759 If you're the president of the United States of America 377 00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:15.640 trying to do billion dollar, multi billion dollar deals with 378 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:20.319 this company or that nation or something, get on a plane, 379 00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:24.640 fly over there and make it happen. The cost of that, 380 00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:28.519 if you're doing a good deal for America, the cost 381 00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:34.119 of that is pennies on the dollar. If iHeart wanted 382 00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:37.880 to re sign me to extend me to some more 383 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:41.559 years here, I could do all this virtually. I'm going 384 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:43.039 to get on a plane and I'm gonna fly to 385 00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:45.440 New York City. I am going to go up there 386 00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:48.160 and shake someone's hand and have them take me out 387 00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:51.200 to Red Lobster, and we're going to enjoy ourselves. It 388 00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:55.799 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and 389 00:25:55.920 --> 00:26:00.000 ask doctor Jesse Friday. There are still so many incredible, 390 00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:04.440 incredible questions to go. Someone wants to talk about creating 391 00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:07.920 a global movement for freedom commies who hate listen to 392 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:09.480 the show. We'll get to all that in a minute. 393 00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:11.480 Let me get to a couple other of these. Dear Jesse, 394 00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:15.839 can you please give me some words of encouragement to 395 00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:18.839 get on a plane. I was never afraid to fly 396 00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:22.559 until you started talking about DEI hires and pilots who 397 00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:27.000 got the COVID jibbity jab. My friend in Ohio invited 398 00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:29.680 me to fly from California to see her, and I 399 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:32.920 really want to go, but I'm scared to fly these days. 400 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.200 It's from Karen, Karen, get on the plane. You're gonna 401 00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:43.359