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<v Speaker 1>One Onelychtaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. A right, A couple of things here,

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars rock the bank cash first keyword coming

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<v Speaker 1>up around nine oh five, just after you say it,

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<v Speaker 1>we play it. Got that to deal with On the

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<v Speaker 1>subject you say, we played, literally fifteen minutes left to

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<v Speaker 1>vote for that on the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us which Scorpion song you want us to play back?

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<v Speaker 2>There are three to choose from. We play the one

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<v Speaker 2>with the most votes, and somebody who votes is going

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<v Speaker 2>to scoop up those post Malone and Jelly roll tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, JR. Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember, parents would say, well, I've her somebody told you

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<v Speaker 1>to go jump off a bridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you do that? Yeah? I defintely remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, apparently a twenty nine year old dude in Vancouver, Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, took somebody up on that off dared him

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<v Speaker 1>to jump off the Vancouver Bridge and he did.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he hit his water?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He fireboat made contact and gave him a life jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian Coast Guard had to scramble to pick him up,

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<v Speaker 1>paramedic stick him to the hospital. Cops talked to him,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking he might have been trying to offer himself, but

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't the situation. Turns out he jumped off the

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<v Speaker 1>bridge because someone dared him to and the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he had been doing math.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that'll always do the trick. So now normally I

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<v Speaker 2>want to do this, but I'm on in math. Now

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<v Speaker 2>you're in you're you're high on math and tweak it

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<v Speaker 2>out and you're jumping in Vancouver off that bridge.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to be cold.

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<v Speaker 1>I would get still a little. The water at least

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<v Speaker 1>is still a little frosty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be yeah, not the air temperature, that water

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<v Speaker 2>and then Pat, it sounds like a pretty big area

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<v Speaker 2>if a fireboat had to rest himself. I'm thinking he

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<v Speaker 2>would have had a long twitch and swim. He looks

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<v Speaker 2>like a piece of bait because he's twitching from the meth,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and you know how uh pat, You know

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<v Speaker 2>when you fish like top water plug, a little insider

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<v Speaker 2>insider info for you. You cast, you let the top

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<v Speaker 2>water plug sit and then you you pop it. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like twitching. Say you think it's an injured fish.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy's done. Now the fish is gonna eat him,

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<v Speaker 2>and the fish is high on math. So you could

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<v Speaker 2>use a math head as bait, is what you're saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess if they agree. I mean this one agreed,

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<v Speaker 2>jump off a bridge. You just put a hook right

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<v Speaker 2>through you Herelet I guarantee a sharks.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta get him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, speaking of fishing, Offshore Fiasco is August twenty third.

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<v Speaker 1>It goes on sale Tuesday morning at seven at WJR

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Yeah, if we thought we plug that in

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<v Speaker 1>again there for those of you who joined us for

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<v Speaker 1>that every year.

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<v Speaker 3>If you just heard like the very last of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the Offshore Fiasca which sells out every year in

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<v Speaker 2>a matter of hours or maybe a day sometimes seven am.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets go on sale Tuesday, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, And the event itself is August twenty third. And no,

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<v Speaker 1>we will not be using meth heads as bait. No,

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<v Speaker 1>our buddy Joey Fatone is surfaced again. He was in

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<v Speaker 1>the He was in the in our iHeart Building about

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<v Speaker 1>a month ago. What's what's the album he is? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>This is great? He's the latest red Lobster ambassador. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, he let me let me play you this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a setup is hit, It's it's him with

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<v Speaker 1>his niece in this Red Lobster deal schlepping the three

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<v Speaker 1>course Shrimp Sensation.

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<v Speaker 3>Three courses for just nineteen ninety nine. That is a

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<v Speaker 3>big deal. Your uncle Joey was a big deal in

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, how about we just enjoyed the shrimp three

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<v Speaker 2>course Shrimpston Saction, Super Salad, Tripad and Trip Bontrey for.

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<v Speaker 3>Just nineteen ninety nine, only had Red Lobster. Dude, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Your uncle Joey was a big deal in nineteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta have our boy Joey with with flave.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Flave was popular in his time. Joey was popular and

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<v Speaker 2>his I mean they still are, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, man, I we gotta well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know us we will give credit where credits due. Red

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<v Speaker 1>Lobster has managed to pull the nose of the plane

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<v Speaker 1>back up just in time. I think, I really hope so.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that things are going much better for them

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<v Speaker 1>these days. Was Olive Olive Garden having a problem or no? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm aware, okay, good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they just had something going on with the bread bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>They were doing their unlimited pasta pass again. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was it.

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<v Speaker 3>We it was something.

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<v Speaker 1>Box and pastas. How much is a box of spaghetti's

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<v Speaker 1>like doll nineteen? No, make unlimited pasta at home?

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<v Speaker 2>Inflation is a yeah, but then it's not as good

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<v Speaker 2>if you make it. Well, yeah, that's true. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>proven fact. We learned that from young Gamble. Remember, because

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<v Speaker 2>while you're preparing it, you're smelling everything, and instead of

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<v Speaker 2>when it is just served to you, you're like all

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<v Speaker 2>all the aromas.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it came up when he was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>his mom making sandwiches for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we asked if he cuts the she cuts

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<v Speaker 2>the crust out for him. I miss Gamble. So the

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<v Speaker 2>regular Park Avenue CDs.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still there. I last I.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard he was.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing all their digital I just wish he could

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<v Speaker 2>have waken up on time to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean gave him thirteen chances.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, back to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah, this on our Facebook page if you

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<v Speaker 1>want some visuals.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody is a perfect group of eight, The hell of

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<v Speaker 2>a big group eating them.

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<v Speaker 1>A glithe grouper might be able to down an entire

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<v Speaker 1>mid Oh yeah, a clithe There's apparently a new trend

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<v Speaker 1>where dudes are wearing soccer cleats in everyday life?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I stop you for a second?

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<v Speaker 1>Soccer cleats?

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<v Speaker 2>Pat some at two two five six, somebody said, jumped

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<v Speaker 2>off one hundred and thirty one foot waterfall in North Caro,

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<v Speaker 2>Northern California after drinking steel reserve.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll do it, that'll do it. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are dudes wearing cleats and just normal? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it like hip now.

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<v Speaker 1>New trend where guys mainly are wearing soccer cleats, not

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<v Speaker 1>playing soccer, just at everyday life, just to run errands

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<v Speaker 1>and such. Uh, it's the hashtag boots only summer, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, because it's soccer or football as they call it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not cleats, they're boots boats. Yeah, and they're part

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<v Speaker 1>of your kit, which is uniform. Yeah, it's a fashion

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<v Speaker 1>statement now wearing studded boots on asphalt, concrete, tiled floors.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you? This is this is just a re hashed version.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when the idiots were stealing bowling shoes back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day and wearing those and anytime you get on

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<v Speaker 1>any sort of smooth surface, you're going ass over tea kettle.

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<v Speaker 1>Guilty you stole bowling shoes and warm out. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>should start wearing your golf shoes around taco. We had

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<v Speaker 1>had we were had some buckets. No, have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>walked on actual studs? I'm talking the old school screwing studs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I used to wear playing football.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, when you had to walk like you said,

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<v Speaker 2>ass over tea kettle.

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<v Speaker 1>Put the longer ones on. If you had a sloppy

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<v Speaker 1>game on a wet field, change mount.

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<v Speaker 2>Get in there, stomp on some stomp on some line

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<v Speaker 2>and it's fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when made it to varsity, we had a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who would change him for you. It's a perk of

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<v Speaker 1>being on the varsity. There was really a stud changer

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<v Speaker 1>that well it was the trainer, you know. They just

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<v Speaker 1>from from what I could observe, he showed the big

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<v Speaker 1>letter on the jacket. He mixed up the gatorade, and

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<v Speaker 1>he switched out the studs on the cleats and the towels.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, goals right, talk to me, Come on, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>staying