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Speaker 1: one thousand dollars rock the bank cash first keyword coming
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Speaker 1: we play it. Got that to deal with On the
Speaker 1: subject you say, we played, literally fifteen minutes left to
Speaker 1: vote for that on the JR Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Tell us which Scorpion song you want us to play back?
Speaker 2: There are three to choose from. We play the one
Speaker 2: with the most votes, and somebody who votes is going
Speaker 2: to scoop up those post Malone and Jelly roll tickets.
Speaker 3: All right, JR. Our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Remember, parents would say, well, I've her somebody told you
Speaker 1: to go jump off a bridge.
Speaker 3: Would you do that? Yeah? I defintely remember that.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently a twenty nine year old dude in Vancouver, Canada,
Speaker 1: Oh no, took somebody up on that off dared him
Speaker 1: to jump off the Vancouver Bridge and he did.
Speaker 3: Did he hit his water?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He fireboat made contact and gave him a life jacket.
Speaker 1: Canadian Coast Guard had to scramble to pick him up,
Speaker 1: paramedic stick him to the hospital. Cops talked to him,
Speaker 1: thinking he might have been trying to offer himself, but
Speaker 1: that wasn't the situation. Turns out he jumped off the
Speaker 1: bridge because someone dared him to and the fact that
Speaker 1: he had been doing math.
Speaker 2: Okay, that'll always do the trick. So now normally I
Speaker 2: want to do this, but I'm on in math. Now
Speaker 2: you're in you're you're high on math and tweak it
Speaker 2: out and you're jumping in Vancouver off that bridge.
Speaker 3: It has to be cold.
Speaker 1: I would get still a little. The water at least
Speaker 1: is still a little frosty.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be yeah, not the air temperature, that water
Speaker 2: and then Pat, it sounds like a pretty big area
Speaker 2: if a fireboat had to rest himself. I'm thinking he
Speaker 2: would have had a long twitch and swim. He looks
Speaker 2: like a piece of bait because he's twitching from the meth,
Speaker 2: you know, and you know how uh pat, You know
Speaker 2: when you fish like top water plug, a little insider
Speaker 2: insider info for you. You cast, you let the top
Speaker 2: water plug sit and then you you pop it. So
Speaker 2: it's like twitching. Say you think it's an injured fish.
Speaker 2: That guy's done. Now the fish is gonna eat him,
Speaker 2: and the fish is high on math. So you could
Speaker 2: use a math head as bait, is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess if they agree. I mean this one agreed,
Speaker 2: jump off a bridge. You just put a hook right
Speaker 2: through you Herelet I guarantee a sharks.
Speaker 3: You gotta get him.
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of fishing, Offshore Fiasco is August twenty third.
Speaker 1: It goes on sale Tuesday morning at seven at WJR
Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, if we thought we plug that in
Speaker 1: again there for those of you who joined us for
Speaker 1: that every year.
Speaker 3: If you just heard like the very last of that.
Speaker 2: Yes, the Offshore Fiasca which sells out every year in
Speaker 2: a matter of hours or maybe a day sometimes seven am.
Speaker 2: Tickets go on sale Tuesday, all.
Speaker 1: Right, And the event itself is August twenty third. And no,
Speaker 1: we will not be using meth heads as bait. No,
Speaker 1: our buddy Joey Fatone is surfaced again. He was in
Speaker 1: the He was in the in our iHeart Building about
Speaker 1: a month ago. What's what's the album he is? Now?
Speaker 1: This is great? He's the latest red Lobster ambassador. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, he let me let me play you this.
Speaker 1: It's it's a setup is hit, It's it's him with
Speaker 1: his niece in this Red Lobster deal schlepping the three
Speaker 1: course Shrimp Sensation.
Speaker 3: Three courses for just nineteen ninety nine. That is a
Speaker 3: big deal. Your uncle Joey was a big deal in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, how about we just enjoyed the shrimp three
Speaker 2: course Shrimpston Saction, Super Salad, Tripad and Trip Bontrey for.
Speaker 3: Just nineteen ninety nine, only had Red Lobster. Dude, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Your uncle Joey was a big deal in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: You gotta have our boy Joey with with flave.
Speaker 1: Hey, why not?
Speaker 2: Flave was popular in his time. Joey was popular and
Speaker 2: his I mean they still are, you know.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, man, I we gotta well, you
Speaker 1: know us we will give credit where credits due. Red
Speaker 1: Lobster has managed to pull the nose of the plane
Speaker 1: back up just in time. I think, I really hope so.
Speaker 1: I think that things are going much better for them
Speaker 1: these days. Was Olive Olive Garden having a problem or no? Nothing?
Speaker 3: I'm aware, okay, good.
Speaker 1: No, they just had something going on with the bread bowls.
Speaker 1: They were doing their unlimited pasta pass again. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was it.
Speaker 3: We it was something.
Speaker 1: Box and pastas. How much is a box of spaghetti's
Speaker 1: like doll nineteen? No, make unlimited pasta at home?
Speaker 2: Inflation is a yeah, but then it's not as good
Speaker 2: if you make it. Well, yeah, that's true. That's a
Speaker 2: proven fact. We learned that from young Gamble. Remember, because
Speaker 2: while you're preparing it, you're smelling everything, and instead of
Speaker 2: when it is just served to you, you're like all
Speaker 2: all the aromas.
Speaker 1: I think it came up when he was talking about
Speaker 1: his mom making sandwiches for him.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 2: I think we asked if he cuts the she cuts
Speaker 2: the crust out for him. I miss Gamble. So the
Speaker 2: regular Park Avenue CDs.
Speaker 1: He's still there. I last I.
Speaker 3: Heard he was.
Speaker 2: He's doing all their digital I just wish he could
Speaker 2: have waken up on time to be here.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean gave him thirteen chances.
Speaker 3: All right, back to the show.
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, this on our Facebook page if you
Speaker 1: want some visuals.
Speaker 2: Somebody is a perfect group of eight, The hell of
Speaker 2: a big group eating them.
Speaker 1: A glithe grouper might be able to down an entire
Speaker 1: mid Oh yeah, a clithe There's apparently a new trend
Speaker 1: where dudes are wearing soccer cleats in everyday life?
Speaker 3: Can I stop you for a second?
Speaker 1: Soccer cleats?
Speaker 2: Pat some at two two five six, somebody said, jumped
Speaker 2: off one hundred and thirty one foot waterfall in North Caro,
Speaker 2: Northern California after drinking steel reserve.
Speaker 1: That'll do it, that'll do it. Wow.
Speaker 2: So why are dudes wearing cleats and just normal? Is
Speaker 2: it like hip now.
Speaker 1: New trend where guys mainly are wearing soccer cleats, not
Speaker 1: playing soccer, just at everyday life, just to run errands
Speaker 1: and such. Uh, it's the hashtag boots only summer, you know,
Speaker 1: of course, because it's soccer or football as they call it.
Speaker 1: They're not cleats, they're boots boats. Yeah, and they're part
Speaker 1: of your kit, which is uniform. Yeah, it's a fashion
Speaker 1: statement now wearing studded boots on asphalt, concrete, tiled floors.
Speaker 3: Have you? This is this is just a re hashed version.
Speaker 1: Remember when the idiots were stealing bowling shoes back in
Speaker 1: the day and wearing those and anytime you get on
Speaker 1: any sort of smooth surface, you're going ass over tea kettle.
Speaker 1: Guilty you stole bowling shoes and warm out. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should start wearing your golf shoes around taco. We had
Speaker 1: had we were had some buckets. No, have you ever
Speaker 1: walked on actual studs? I'm talking the old school screwing studs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I used to wear playing football.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when you had to walk like you said,
Speaker 2: ass over tea kettle.
Speaker 1: Put the longer ones on. If you had a sloppy
Speaker 1: game on a wet field, change mount.
Speaker 2: Get in there, stomp on some stomp on some line
Speaker 2: and it's fingers.
Speaker 1: Remember when made it to varsity, we had a guy
Speaker 1: who would change him for you. It's a perk of
Speaker 1: being on the varsity. There was really a stud changer
Speaker 1: that well it was the trainer, you know. They just
Speaker 1: from from what I could observe, he showed the big
Speaker 1: letter on the jacket. He mixed up the gatorade, and
Speaker 1: he switched out the studs on the cleats and the towels.
Speaker 3: Probably, yeah, that was
Speaker 1: Well, you know, goals right, talk to me, Come on, hey,
Speaker 1: staying