Speaker 1: Hey, is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: And there's so much great stuff this hour. We're gonna
Speaker 1: deal with disorderly neighbors, buying a new car, calling your
Speaker 1: senators and reps, and so much more this hour. Let
Speaker 1: us begin, because we only have an hour left, and
Speaker 1: I'm bummed about that because I'm having a blast Jesse.
Speaker 1: First of all, I love your show. Found it about
Speaker 1: six months ago. Hope your family and friends know and
Speaker 1: appreciate how lucky they are to have you in their lives.
Speaker 1: I hope they appreciate it too, what Chris, I hope
Speaker 1: they do. Anyway, Now for my problem, I always hear
Speaker 1: you and your others say call your senators and reps
Speaker 1: about an issue. I live in Oregon. All my elected
Speaker 1: officials are Democrats, so I don't feel like it would
Speaker 1: do any good for me to do so. I want
Speaker 1: to call about Trump's picks for its cabinet, but should
Speaker 1: list all her reps? Should I make the car? What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on this? I'm a sixty four year
Speaker 1: old woman who like you, as a former ohioan Oregon
Speaker 1: politics sucks and her name is Lisa. Okay, So if
Speaker 1: you live in a blue area, let's say, let's just
Speaker 1: say you're in a blue area in a blue state.
Speaker 1: You're where Lisa is in Oregon. You're in New York,
Speaker 1: New York, right, So your town's blue, your county's blue,
Speaker 1: your state's blue. What do you do? That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you're hopeless or helpless, because so much now can be
Speaker 1: done online and through the phone. You can get out
Speaker 1: the vote in swing states from Oregon, from New York City,
Speaker 1: from LA from your blue area. You could do things
Speaker 1: like that. As far as calling your reps and senators.
Speaker 1: Emailing your reps and senators, yours aren't going to do
Speaker 1: you any good. Call and email the ones that matter,
Speaker 1: meaning the weenies in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris.
Speaker 1: That's good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the
Speaker 1: losers who we have to worry about now. And remember
Speaker 1: the next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates.
Speaker 1: They're trying to torpedo Pete hag Seth. I love watching
Speaker 1: Trump and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth.
Speaker 1: That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give
Speaker 1: the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get.
Speaker 1: You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell all the
Speaker 1: cabinet choices and tell him to make them so you
Speaker 1: can't give him another one. But let's say, because this
Speaker 1: is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the one right
Speaker 1: now who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep state GOP.
Speaker 1: They do that, You realize they do that. They'll pick
Speaker 1: a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember after the
Speaker 1: Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who wanted to
Speaker 1: work with Democrats on gun control, He went to John
Speaker 1: Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John Cornyn was
Speaker 1: the scapegoat then, and of course that loser. John Cornyn
Speaker 1: did work with the Democrats, did get gun control passed,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't done there. There's always a new unpopular thing.
Speaker 1: They picked new and different scapegoats every time. They also
Speaker 1: wanted amnesty done. Last year, Remember that they wanted amnesty,
Speaker 1: and what did they do? They didn't go to Cornan again.
Speaker 1: That time they went to Langford and low t Langford
Speaker 1: naking Kendall. Langford is always game to be used by
Speaker 1: some man in one way or another. So they went
Speaker 1: to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken, how about
Speaker 1: an amnesty bill? Well, okay, I'm not nuts. Dound was
Speaker 1: really good, guys, will you invite me to the parties?
Speaker 1: And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a
Speaker 1: critical on a critical issue in an election year by
Speaker 1: offering amnesty. But the next time they needed something they
Speaker 1: didn't go back to Langford. They see they always use
Speaker 1: different ones. Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get
Speaker 1: any mercy, is allowing herself to be used as the
Speaker 1: torpedo hegg Seth scapegoat Lindsey Graham, you should know, is
Speaker 1: working behind the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony
Speaker 1: Ernst has made herself the public face of destroying Pete
Speaker 1: aus to me as if the hearing will be critical
Speaker 1: for his nomination. Am I right about that?
Speaker 2: I think I think you are right. I think for
Speaker 2: a number of our senators they want to make sure
Speaker 2: that any allegations have been cleared. And that's why we
Speaker 2: have to have a very thorough vetting process, and that's
Speaker 2: why I was happy to sit down with Pete and
Speaker 2: have that converse with him yesterday. So again, all I
Speaker 2: will say at this time is that we did have
Speaker 2: a very thoroughed discussion over a number of those issues
Speaker 2: and the vetting.
Speaker 1: And right now everyone's pouring molten hot lava of anger
Speaker 1: onto Jony Ernst. The deep state GOP, they know when
Speaker 1: they're taking a position on an issue that is going
Speaker 1: to create rage in you. What they try to do
Speaker 1: is they try to spread that hate around so what
Speaker 1: doesn't always fall on one person and cost them an election.
Speaker 1: You watch you just wait and see, Chris. I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to tell you to write this down, although
Speaker 1: you could. You watch the next ten times. The deep
Speaker 1: state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will,
Speaker 1: it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who
Speaker 1: got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there,
Speaker 1: make a bunch of GOP enemies. This time we have
Speaker 1: to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her,
Speaker 1: but it is human nature. This is not on you.
Speaker 1: You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate.
Speaker 1: It doesn't last forever. Next month or two months from now,
Speaker 1: there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage, and you'll
Speaker 1: have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst. And
Speaker 1: they'll have Jony Ernst because now she's catching the negative heat.
Speaker 1: They'll roll her out there to do positive things. She's
Speaker 1: already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward to
Speaker 1: working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department of
Speaker 1: Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that.
Speaker 1: They'll make her the face of that. Look at Joni Ernst,
Speaker 1: what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they
Speaker 1: can do to lift her reputation back up to ensure
Speaker 1: she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This
Speaker 1: is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works.
Speaker 1: So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I honestly,
Speaker 1: even if they're not, there will be a new deep
Speaker 1: state GOP face trying to take out Cash Bettel, and
Speaker 1: then a new deep state GOP face trying to take
Speaker 1: out Tulsea Gabbard, and then a new deep state GOP
Speaker 1: face trying to take out Rfk spreading the anger around
Speaker 1: but it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's
Speaker 1: all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Rounds,
Speaker 1: it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn. It's all those guys.
Speaker 1: Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman,
Speaker 1: I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months.
Speaker 1: I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I
Speaker 1: honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash,
Speaker 1: but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a
Speaker 1: good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective,
Speaker 1: is there a preference on a customer stroking a check
Speaker 1: for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to
Speaker 1: get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You
Speaker 1: can get a better deal on anything when it comes
Speaker 1: to these large things if you finance it. There is
Speaker 1: an old school way of thinking where people think I
Speaker 1: want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let
Speaker 1: me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership,
Speaker 1: we'll call it a car dealership, I will have a
Speaker 1: relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America.
Speaker 1: That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of
Speaker 1: America wants me to send them your business. They want
Speaker 1: to give you your car loan Bank of America. If I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan, they
Speaker 1: will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: car loan. That means I make money if you finance it.
Speaker 1: The more I make on it, the more I can
Speaker 1: give you a discount on it. There's actually not an
Speaker 1: insane amount of markup in cars, Believe it or not.
Speaker 1: There's more so on RVs than in cars. But if
Speaker 1: I if you finance it with me, if you finance
Speaker 1: it with me, then I can make money from the
Speaker 1: financing instead of making all the money on the car.
Speaker 1: But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how
Speaker 1: it used to be. I want the best price. I'm
Speaker 1: paying cash. We used to have people say that all
Speaker 1: the time, and I would have to explain it was
Speaker 1: always an order guy who came from a different era.
Speaker 1: I would have to explain, Listen, this is a new era.
Speaker 1: You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best
Speaker 1: deal you can get is if you have good credit
Speaker 1: and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of
Speaker 1: times people will pay it off right away, which really
Speaker 1: ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance
Speaker 1: it at least when I was in RBS for at
Speaker 1: least a year before you paid it off. Or the
Speaker 1: bank will take that pay that they took that they
Speaker 1: paid you, they'll take that back. You understand, if you
Speaker 1: have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's
Speaker 1: the fact. All right, all right, we have so much
Speaker 1: more hang on today. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, let's do
Speaker 1: a voicemail or two shot, Sir, Isaac Kelly, is a
Speaker 1: proper radio etiquette to be reloading ammunition while listening to
Speaker 1: your show? Please let the bar eat. It's not only
Speaker 1: proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that you be loading
Speaker 1: AMMO while you listen to the show. That's exactly how
Speaker 1: I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh, one last word
Speaker 1: on the financing thing. Chris was talking during the break
Speaker 1: about how he financed the car and that the salesman
Speaker 1: asked him, don't pay it off for two years. There
Speaker 1: are different payoff penalty times depending on the financial institution.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's six months, sometimes it's years, sometimes it's two years.
Speaker 1: Unless you want to screw your salesman over, maybe you
Speaker 1: dislike him for some reason or something like that. If
Speaker 1: your salesman asks that, do that for him. Remember, I
Speaker 1: know salesmen have a bad reputation, but being in sales
Speaker 1: is a wonderful gig. You provide people with hopefully good products.
Speaker 1: You make a living doing it. It's not a charity.
Speaker 1: That guy pays his bills, feeds his family on that.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you you stap at us all the
Speaker 1: time we sell urvs. Again, if you finance it, you
Speaker 1: get a better deal because I get paid from the
Speaker 1: financial institution. Therefore you got that. But we'd ask people
Speaker 1: the same thing. I would ask people, if you don't
Speaker 1: mind wait a year before paying it off. Most people would,
Speaker 1: but some would not. They'd get the better deal and
Speaker 1: they leave and they pay it off right away, and
Speaker 1: you and all of the sudden get a notification. Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, your next pick your number, your next
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You don't get
Speaker 1: that it's all been taken back away from you. It
Speaker 1: look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts. So
Speaker 1: just keep that in mind. If they ask you not
Speaker 1: to pay it off, it's not just them saying that.
Speaker 1: If you pay that off, I know you may never
Speaker 1: see that guy again. Maybe you hate him and you
Speaker 1: want to screw him over. I get that's your business.
Speaker 1: If he ask you not to pay it off and
Speaker 1: you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did.
Speaker 1: Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and
Speaker 1: my liberal neighbor keeps his garbage cans in his front yard,
Speaker 1: creating an eye sore for everyone to see. He actually
Speaker 1: sent me a picture of it. Wow, that is a
Speaker 1: freaking eyesore. There's four of them. Cheez. And he said
Speaker 1: he has a gate nearby and tons of space behind
Speaker 1: the gate for his garbage cans. I befriended him them
Speaker 1: several years ago. And I'm not sure how to approach this.
Speaker 1: Please advise, he said, thanks. His name is Dave, and
Speaker 1: he said you can use my name because there's no
Speaker 1: way these liberals will ever hear your show. Okay, Dave.
Speaker 1: As you know, I recently ran into this a similar
Speaker 1: struggle with my neighbor who doesn't mow his lawn. He's
Speaker 1: the only one in the neighborhood. And I'm not green
Speaker 1: thumb lawn guy. I'm not. But look, when it's a
Speaker 1: foot a foot Chris, I'm not making that up a foot.
Speaker 1: When it's a foot deep, brother, everyone's looking at you
Speaker 1: and it looks bad. And of course he's the guy
Speaker 1: right next to me. So there's my lawn which is mowed,
Speaker 1: and then there's the triple canopy jungle that you run
Speaker 1: into next door. You made a lot of great suggestions.
Speaker 1: My plan was just to go tell him. A lot
Speaker 1: of people said, mow his lawn for him one time.
Speaker 1: He'll be so embarrassed it'll never happen again. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit more difficult with the trash can. The problem
Speaker 1: with this is it's like, let's say your wife has
Speaker 1: bad breath or your husband has bad breath. You can
Speaker 1: tell them, it's a matter of how and when you
Speaker 1: tell them. You see, if it's just you and her,
Speaker 1: you and him, you're sitting down, you're munching on some
Speaker 1: little debbies oatmeal cream pies, then you can say, hey, honey,
Speaker 1: by the way, you got dragon breath tonight. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Maybe you're a little sick, but
Speaker 1: your breath is pretty bad. That may wound him a
Speaker 1: little or her a little, but it's fine. That's different
Speaker 1: than when you're out it's couples dinner night and there's
Speaker 1: ten people at the table, and you recoil back when
Speaker 1: she says something to you and says, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: did you have a poop sandwich for dinner? That is
Speaker 1: gonna get you in an entire hirely different kind of
Speaker 1: a conversation with your neighbor. You said you'd befriended him.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you run into him airfingers quilt, run into
Speaker 1: him when you're getting the mail, getting your trash. Don't
Speaker 1: do it in front of other people. Get him alone
Speaker 1: and say, hey, would you mind or even put it
Speaker 1: on your neighbor friends if you don't want to be rude. Hey,
Speaker 1: a lot of the people were complaining to me about
Speaker 1: your trash cans. I don't necessarily think it's a big deal,
Speaker 1: but if you could put the trash cans back, it
Speaker 1: would be better. Just make sure he's alone. There's a
Speaker 1: great line. HBO did an incredible series on John Adams,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure it's called John Adams. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: called John Adams. Highly recommend it, and I think it's
Speaker 1: safe for the kiddos. Don't quote me on that, but
Speaker 1: I think it's safe for kids. It's great, very historically accurate.
Speaker 1: And there's a scene where John Adams, this was his way.
Speaker 1: He was blasting away at someone in public, and Benjamin
Speaker 1: Franklin takes him out to dinner, takes him out to lunch,
Speaker 1: and Adams says to him because Franklin was dressing him
Speaker 1: down about it, and Adam says, oh, so I should
Speaker 1: have just insulted him in private, And Benjamin Franklin says, yes,
Speaker 1: perfectly acceptable to insult a man in private. In fact,
Speaker 1: he may one day thank you for it. But you
Speaker 1: insult a man in public, he tends to remember it.
Speaker 1: You can tell him, tell him privately, all right. It
Speaker 1: is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Member, You
Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com
Speaker 1: or leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. You're not a Janis Joplin fan.
Speaker 1: Chris think she was kind of a kind of a
Speaker 1: one hit wonder if we're being it's that me and
Speaker 1: Bobby McGee song. And did you just say who that's
Speaker 1: the name of the song, you idiot. I don't know
Speaker 1: who Bobby is. We never met. It's the name of
Speaker 1: the song. It's a good song. Janis Joplin had has
Speaker 1: an incredible benefit. And I'm about to tell you something
Speaker 1: awesome that happened to me in a moment. I'm just
Speaker 1: so excited right now. But Janis Joplin has an incredible benefit.
Speaker 1: Her first name and her last name start with the
Speaker 1: same letter. And that always sounds cool. Always, one hundred
Speaker 1: percent of the time it sounds cool. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why that is. But there there's an actress. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what she looks like, but I heard
Speaker 1: her name and I was like, that sounds freaking awesome.
Speaker 1: January Jones. Doesn't that just sound like a cool name.
Speaker 1: It's a freaking cool name. Chris Copeland, that just something
Speaker 1: about it. Howard Hughes, It sounds cool when your first
Speaker 1: name and last name start with the same letter. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows this is true. I can see you nod in
Speaker 1: your head right now in the car. I know Corey
Speaker 1: am I wrong, Am I wrong? Of course, it's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent correct. That's one two. Something awesome just happened
Speaker 1: to me during the break. I've got to share it
Speaker 1: with you and then we'll get back to the regular
Speaker 1: are regularly scheduled programming. I got a text from ob
Speaker 1: during the break. She was cleaning out the pantry, going
Speaker 1: through food stuff and whatnot. She's a huge she's like
Speaker 1: this huge nerd. This does all this stuff around the house.
Speaker 1: She found mouse poop. Not just one little turd either,
Speaker 1: more than one. We have mice. You have no idea
Speaker 1: how great I am at hunting down and killing mice. What, Chris, what?
Speaker 1: This is my calling? No, I don't need to call
Speaker 1: a professional, Chris, I am the professional. Okay. You don't
Speaker 1: seem to understand. When I was a child in Ohio,
Speaker 1: hunting down animals, trapping them, shooting them was my specialty.
Speaker 1: We had this window sill. In Ohio, they have basements.
Speaker 1: It surprises me. Texas basements are not a thing, and
Speaker 1: Ohio basements were the norm. Everyone at a basement, and
Speaker 1: our basement had a little window out the top. Now,
Speaker 1: if you were outside on the ground, you would obviously
Speaker 1: have to look down into the window and there was
Speaker 1: this carved out window sill that was a hole. And
Speaker 1: my mom used to light me up like a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree because she would come out and I will have
Speaker 1: filled that window sill hole full of animals, turtles and
Speaker 1: things like that. I got a squirrel trap from my
Speaker 1: own man, and I learned how to catch squirrels. And
Speaker 1: I used to love to catch squirrels and I'd keep
Speaker 1: them as pets. When I wasn't shooting them, I would
Speaker 1: keep them as pets. And I even had a little
Speaker 1: squirrel thing, and I would catch the squirrels all the time,
Speaker 1: and i'd have squirrels at a squirrel cage. I'd go
Speaker 1: catch turtles, you name it. Granted, I got bit a lot.
Speaker 1: I got bit. I tried to attack, and in the
Speaker 1: ground hornets nest. That's where hornets. Well, Chris, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: There were hornets and I was eyeballing in the hole
Speaker 1: in the ground where they were coming out of and
Speaker 1: so I didn't just charge in. I had a plan.
Speaker 1: I was looking at the hole and I went stick hunting,
Speaker 1: and I found what I thought was gonna be a
Speaker 1: really really solid stick. I thought I had eyeballed up.
Speaker 1: I thought we had the right size going here, and
Speaker 1: I waited. I sat and waited like a sniper. I remember,
Speaker 1: like it was yesterday. I'm on my belly like I'm
Speaker 1: on a sniper in Vietnam, and I'm waiting until most
Speaker 1: of the hornets have cleared out. And my plan is
Speaker 1: I'm going to charge in, jam the stick into the hole,
Speaker 1: trapping all the hornets underground, and then I'll turn. If
Speaker 1: any of them happen to get loose, I will be
Speaker 1: too fast and I'll run away. Now, I wasn't very
Speaker 1: fast per se, but surely I could outrun hornet. How
Speaker 1: fast could they go? I charge in, jam the stick
Speaker 1: in there, and I take off scott free, completely scott free,
Speaker 1: and I get a hundred yards away, and oh, turns
Speaker 1: out they caught me. They did catch me, and you
Speaker 1: know where. The first one got me in the ribs.
Speaker 1: He got under my T shirt and jammed me right
Speaker 1: in the ribs. Gosh, that freaking hurts so bad. Either way,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good effort. Back to the
Speaker 1: animal thing I am. Have you ever seen Spider Man,
Speaker 1: the bad Guy, Craven the Hunter? I want you to
Speaker 1: think about me like that or Jeremiah Johnson, maybe some
Speaker 1: sort of a mountain man type when it comes to
Speaker 1: the apprehension of animals. This is what I do. I
Speaker 1: have eradicated more mice and rats from houses, barns. My grandpa,
Speaker 1: Grandpa Hank, on my dad's side, he was a farmer.
Speaker 1: He used to just send me out to his barn
Speaker 1: where he kept the horses, and my job was just
Speaker 1: to find and kill the mice and the rats. I
Speaker 1: was born and bred for this. OB thought I was
Speaker 1: going to be upset. I just exitter back a little
Speaker 1: picture that said this is my time or no, I said,
Speaker 1: my time has come. I'm unreasonably excited to get home
Speaker 1: tonight because our house is going to be mice free,
Speaker 1: very very quickly. What Chris do I use rat shot inside?
Speaker 3: Chris?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it would be right to give away all the trade
Speaker 1: secrets right here to you. There are a lot of things. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of things you just need to
Speaker 1: come by through experience. I will I will say, just
Speaker 1: putting it out there right now. I will say location
Speaker 1: is really really important, you know, just chuck a mouse
Speaker 1: trapped down in the middle of everything. Location is important,
Speaker 1: It's important, it's very, very important. Just like Genghis Khan
Speaker 1: would split his forces when he was attacking, don't roll
Speaker 1: your eyes, Chris. Like Genghis Khan would split his forces
Speaker 1: when he was attacking an empire, It's important to have
Speaker 1: a multi pronged attack. I have before, I've gone with
Speaker 1: the traditional mouse traps, the ones that wap and but
Speaker 1: that's probably gonna be a problem because if the wife
Speaker 1: is asleep and she hears a snap, and if that
Speaker 1: mouse starts to squeal and make noise, she's not going
Speaker 1: to be okay. So you're gonna have to have a
Speaker 1: mixture of snap traps of glue traps. I am gonna
Speaker 1: have to go home. The worst part of this, really,
Speaker 1: the worst part is the fact that I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to analyze poop as if I'm one of the eunuchs
Speaker 1: in an old Chinese emperor's palace. You know, they used
Speaker 1: to take their poop and they would analyze it to
Speaker 1: make sure they were getting enough nutrition. You have to
Speaker 1: analyze the poop to figure out what kind of size
Speaker 1: we're talking about here. It's one thing if they're mice.
Speaker 1: It's another thing if they're rats. And if they're rats
Speaker 1: who have been eaten, well, they're just gonna laugh at
Speaker 1: your traditional mouse trap. That's not gonna cut the mustard.
Speaker 1: But she thought I was gonna be upset. I've never
Speaker 1: been more excited. And now remember we were talking earlier
Speaker 1: in the show about the professional baseball players and their
Speaker 1: sons who end up being professional baseball players because they
Speaker 1: learned so much from their father. My sons don't know
Speaker 1: what a treat they're in for. When I get home tonight,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be boys gather around Allow the professional the
Speaker 1: animal hunter, the animal trapper, not hunter, the animal trapper trapper.
Speaker 1: Jesse is here to educate you boys on clearing an
Speaker 1: infestation out of your home. Gosh, oh, Chris, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in the attic. I can't wait. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: up into what, Chris? What am I going to make
Speaker 1: a hat? Yes? Yes, I'm going to keep every single
Speaker 1: mouse I kill, and I'm gonna take them down to
Speaker 1: some kind of taxidermist around here, and I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: get some weird looks, but I'm gonna hand him an
Speaker 1: entire box of rats or mice, and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: him that I want some kind of disinfected piece of clothing.
Speaker 1: I don't know that there'll be enough for a hat.
Speaker 1: If there's enough for a hat, we have a very
Speaker 1: serious problem. But you never know. I might You know
Speaker 1: what I might do after the first one. I might
Speaker 1: put him on a spike. That's what I might do
Speaker 1: as a message, like Vlad dm Paler, as a message
Speaker 1: if I catch one in the attic, because ab is
Speaker 1: probably not gonna be okay with the mouse being on
Speaker 1: a spike in the kitchen or something like that. But
Speaker 1: if I catch one in the attic, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell her. I'm gonna get a nail and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drive it through like a little little board, and i'm
Speaker 1: gonna stick that mouse right on top of that spike
Speaker 1: as a message to the others, and you watch, it's
Speaker 1: gonna clear out. Yeah, it's a good point, Chris. It's
Speaker 1: good that it's not summer because I could see that.
Speaker 1: I could see a smell developing there. But it's not summer.
Speaker 1: It's cold out here. I'm coming, mice. Enjoy yourself, now
Speaker 1: have your fun now. No no, no, no, no, eat the food.
Speaker 1: I want you to enjoy yourself. Consider it your last meal.
Speaker 1: Trapper Jesse's. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show, before we sail off into
Speaker 1: the sunset till Monday. I guess they're not sailing anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be home doing chores, catching mice, you
Speaker 1: know things that Trapper Jesse does. Either way, I hope
Speaker 1: you were planning on enjoying your weekend. We don't have
Speaker 1: a ton of time left together. I can't stop laughing
Speaker 1: about Joe Biden being fake excited about the Christmas lighting. True?
Speaker 1: What these people are so freaking fake? Hey, Jesse, I
Speaker 1: have four adult siblings. I'm the only Trump supporter. My
Speaker 1: sibs are all Trump haters. About a year ago, we
Speaker 1: agreed informally that texts would not include politics. None of
Speaker 1: us really followed it. As I became out spoken about
Speaker 1: Biden corruption and illegals, my siblings stopped responding. It appears
Speaker 1: they set up a separate group text for them only.
Speaker 1: I feel they've censored me, and now everyone is acting
Speaker 1: like nothing ever happened. Jesse. I know they are my siblings,
Speaker 1: but I feel ostracized. And extremely disrespected. I don't really
Speaker 1: want anything to do with them. What say you? I
Speaker 1: will say this. If your siblings are mistreating you because
Speaker 1: of politics, that's their problem. However, I would not be
Speaker 1: cutting off my siblings unless you knew for a fact
Speaker 1: they were mistreating you because of politics. Look, I tell
Speaker 1: my sons now, when wherever, if they ever try to
Speaker 1: tattle on each other something like that, which we don't
Speaker 1: allow in our house. But if they do it, you
Speaker 1: know how boys are, well, everyone is when you have siblings.
Speaker 1: I tell them right, I tell them point blank, your
Speaker 1: brother is going to be with you for your life.
Speaker 1: I'm old, I'm going to die, I'll be long gone,
Speaker 1: and your brother will still be alive. Who do you
Speaker 1: think your loyalty should lie more with me or your brother?
Speaker 1: You don't ever knark out your brother ever. My sister
Speaker 1: and I we are very close, and it's been a
Speaker 1: great aid since my dad passed, and we're trying to
Speaker 1: get everything figured out with my mom and what to
Speaker 1: do with this and how to figure out this and that.
Speaker 1: It's obviously really hard because Dad's gone, but I can't
Speaker 1: imagine how hard it would be if my sister and
Speaker 1: I hated each other or didn't talk. We talk all
Speaker 1: the time, every few days we talk. They're your siblings.
Speaker 1: Unless they're purposely mistreating you, still try to maintain as
Speaker 1: much of a relationship as you can. If, however, if
Speaker 1: that's too much for them, because you're a Trump supporter,
Speaker 1: then your siblings have left you. You didn't leave them,
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Speaker 1: Nothing screams. I don't care about a promotion like a
Speaker 1: bull nose ring. I'm especially grossed out by restaurant employees
Speaker 1: who wear one. I envisioned snot accumulating at the base
Speaker 1: of the ring and then draw. Oh gosh, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go into this. Do I agree, or it's
Speaker 1: this secondary to the menu? Okay? Now in my house,
Speaker 1: this was handled in a very very direct manner. I
Speaker 1: grew up. I was a kid in the eighties. I
Speaker 1: was born in eighty one, and that was the time
Speaker 1: when all the rock stars started to have ear rings,
Speaker 1: guns and roses and all these bands started to have earrings.
Speaker 1: And those were famous people back then. Oh look, he's
Speaker 1: got an earring. He's got an earring. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: at some point in time I expressed fascination with having
Speaker 1: an earring, and my father told me in no uncertain terms,
Speaker 1: and he was not kidding that if I ever walked
Speaker 1: home with an ear ring, he would tear it out
Speaker 1: of my head immediately, not take it out, tear it
Speaker 1: out of my ear lobe. And he was a one
Speaker 1: hundred percent series. You were not allowed to have long hair,
Speaker 1: long fingernails, and you weren't allowed to have earrings, like
Speaker 1: in the words of my dad, like a friggin woman.
Speaker 1: So that's how I was raised, and I should note
Speaker 1: that those same rules apply in my house. No long hair,
Speaker 1: don't you dare have long fingernails. There's not gonna be
Speaker 1: any earrings. As I've gotten older, I am more understanding
Speaker 1: and merciful of different people who are just different. People
Speaker 1: get crazy tattoos on their neck, people pierce all kinds
Speaker 1: of things. But to your point, I will say this,
Speaker 1: I actually don't judge you if you have all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But if you do get things tattoos or piercings, neck
Speaker 1: or above, not talking about the you know, the tattoo
Speaker 1: you have on your arm or your chest, neck or above.
Speaker 1: If you get those things, it is your free eat
Speaker 1: them to do. So maybe that's who you are, but
Speaker 1: you absolutely positively are limiting your employment opportunities. In life,
Speaker 1: you are no if answer butts, you are limiting your
Speaker 1: employment opportunities in life. When we were you know, we
Speaker 1: found Corey just because we couldn't find anyone else. But
Speaker 1: when we when we were I'm kidding, when we were
Speaker 1: looking for a new producer after Michael left and we
Speaker 1: interviewed a bunch of different people. If I had had
Speaker 1: an interview with somebody with a big bull nose ring,
Speaker 1: that probably would have been a no for me. Chris, Am,
Speaker 1: I all am? I all wed in that what Chris said?
Speaker 1: What if she was hot? Chris, we don't hire women
Speaker 1: all right, period. Anyway. That's just know that I'm really
Speaker 1: not judging, and I really don't look down on people
Speaker 1: would have the bull nose ring. I'll tell you on
Speaker 1: chicks when they do that kind of not the bull one,
Speaker 1: but the side one and the nash. I think it
Speaker 1: can be kind of hot, Chris and Corey. See, Corey
Speaker 1: think it can be kind of hot. Look, you don't
Speaker 1: want to have a bunch of holes in your freaking face,
Speaker 1: but it can be kind of hot. But just be careful.
Speaker 1: That's more for the kids than anyone else. Kids. I
Speaker 1: get it, you're young. You want to get crazy. I
Speaker 1: understand all that I've been young, done a lot of
Speaker 1: dumb things myself. Anything neck or above is limiting your opportunities.
Speaker 1: It's your freedom to do that. It's your life, it's
Speaker 1: your body. Keep that in mind, sir, what are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on replacing Hamburger with ground turkey? For the world
Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Berger. Don't ever email my show again.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to hear from you again. Chris,
Speaker 1: you need to find who emailed this in and block
Speaker 1: his email address. I don't care how. I don't care
Speaker 1: if it's in sane. I don't care if it's the
Speaker 1: Pope that you don't you ever make my burgers with
Speaker 1: ground turkey, And if you do, don't put my name
Speaker 1: on that. That's not my burger. Now, put your phone
Speaker 1: down and go enjoy your family for the weekend. That's
Speaker 1: all