WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:04.679 Hey, is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the 2 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:10.320 Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. 3 00:00:10.359 --> 00:00:13.839 And there's so much great stuff this hour. We're gonna 4 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:17.839 deal with disorderly neighbors, buying a new car, calling your 5 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:21.960 senators and reps, and so much more this hour. Let 6 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:24.879 us begin, because we only have an hour left, and 7 00:00:24.920 --> 00:00:27.359 I'm bummed about that because I'm having a blast Jesse. 8 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.760 First of all, I love your show. Found it about 9 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:32.479 six months ago. Hope your family and friends know and 10 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:35.320 appreciate how lucky they are to have you in their lives. 11 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:38.799 I hope they appreciate it too, what Chris, I hope 12 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.560 they do. Anyway, Now for my problem, I always hear 13 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:44.960 you and your others say call your senators and reps 14 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.560 about an issue. I live in Oregon. All my elected 15 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.119 officials are Democrats, so I don't feel like it would 16 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:53.600 do any good for me to do so. I want 17 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:57.359 to call about Trump's picks for its cabinet, but should 18 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.719 list all her reps? Should I make the car? What 19 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:02.759 are your thoughts on this? I'm a sixty four year 20 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:06.079 old woman who like you, as a former ohioan Oregon 21 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:10.120 politics sucks and her name is Lisa. Okay, So if 22 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:13.719 you live in a blue area, let's say, let's just 23 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:16.000 say you're in a blue area in a blue state. 24 00:01:16.519 --> 00:01:19.920 You're where Lisa is in Oregon. You're in New York, 25 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.879 New York, right, So your town's blue, your county's blue, 26 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.680 your state's blue. What do you do? That doesn't mean 27 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:32.480 you're hopeless or helpless, because so much now can be 28 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:37.239 done online and through the phone. You can get out 29 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:41.959 the vote in swing states from Oregon, from New York City, 30 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:46.359 from LA from your blue area. You could do things 31 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.840 like that. As far as calling your reps and senators. 32 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.079 Emailing your reps and senators, yours aren't going to do 33 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:59.439 you any good. Call and email the ones that matter, 34 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:06.120 meaning the weenies in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously, 35 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:11.439 Lindsey Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris. 36 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:17.159 That's good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the 37 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:21.759 losers who we have to worry about now. And remember 38 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.319 the next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates. 39 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:30.719 They're trying to torpedo Pete hag Seth. I love watching 40 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:34.479 Trump and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth. 41 00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:37.680 That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give 42 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:40.560 the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get. 43 00:02:41.039 --> 00:02:43.400 You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell all the 44 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:45.639 cabinet choices and tell him to make them so you 45 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:49.639 can't give him another one. But let's say, because this 46 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:52.960 is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the one right 47 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:57.840 now who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep state GOP. 48 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.439 They do that, You realize they do that. They'll pick 49 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:05.479 a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember after the 50 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:10.000 Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who wanted to 51 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.439 work with Democrats on gun control, He went to John 52 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:17.919 Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John Cornyn was 53 00:03:17.919 --> 00:03:20.879 the scapegoat then, and of course that loser. John Cornyn 54 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:24.360 did work with the Democrats, did get gun control passed, 55 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:29.919 but he wasn't done there. There's always a new unpopular thing. 56 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:34.719 They picked new and different scapegoats every time. They also 57 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:38.199 wanted amnesty done. Last year, Remember that they wanted amnesty, 58 00:03:38.759 --> 00:03:40.840 and what did they do? They didn't go to Cornan again. 59 00:03:41.199 --> 00:03:44.680 That time they went to Langford and low t Langford 60 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:47.800 naking Kendall. Langford is always game to be used by 61 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:50.039 some man in one way or another. So they went 62 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:53.000 to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken, how about 63 00:03:53.039 --> 00:03:55.360 an amnesty bill? Well, okay, I'm not nuts. Dound was 64 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:58.039 really good, guys, will you invite me to the parties? 65 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:01.240 And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a 66 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:04.960 critical on a critical issue in an election year by 67 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:08.639 offering amnesty. But the next time they needed something they 68 00:04:08.639 --> 00:04:11.680 didn't go back to Langford. They see they always use 69 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:16.240 different ones. Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get 70 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:20.639 any mercy, is allowing herself to be used as the 71 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:26.839 torpedo hegg Seth scapegoat Lindsey Graham, you should know, is 72 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:30.800 working behind the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony 73 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:36.879 Ernst has made herself the public face of destroying Pete 74 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:39.160 aus to me as if the hearing will be critical 75 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:42.279 for his nomination. Am I right about that? 76 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:45.199 I think I think you are right. I think for 77 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:48.759 a number of our senators they want to make sure 78 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:52.720 that any allegations have been cleared. And that's why we 79 00:04:52.879 --> 00:04:56.879 have to have a very thorough vetting process, and that's 80 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:59.000 why I was happy to sit down with Pete and 81 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:03.439 have that converse with him yesterday. So again, all I 82 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:05.639 will say at this time is that we did have 83 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:10.839 a very thoroughed discussion over a number of those issues 84 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:11.720 and the vetting. 85 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:15.560 And right now everyone's pouring molten hot lava of anger 86 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:22.439 onto Jony Ernst. The deep state GOP, they know when 87 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:25.720 they're taking a position on an issue that is going 88 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:29.720 to create rage in you. What they try to do 89 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:34.439 is they try to spread that hate around so what 90 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:38.839 doesn't always fall on one person and cost them an election. 91 00:05:39.399 --> 00:05:42.720 You watch you just wait and see, Chris. I'm not 92 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:44.199 even going to tell you to write this down, although 93 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:48.560 you could. You watch the next ten times. The deep 94 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:52.879 state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will, 95 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:56.959 it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who 96 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.920 got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there, 97 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:02.959 make a bunch of GOP enemies. This time we have 98 00:06:03.079 --> 00:06:05.800 to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her, 99 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.160 but it is human nature. This is not on you. 100 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:12.439 You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate. 101 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:16.759 It doesn't last forever. Next month or two months from now, 102 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:20.279 there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage, and you'll 103 00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:23.560 have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst. And 104 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:29.279 they'll have Jony Ernst because now she's catching the negative heat. 105 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:33.720 They'll roll her out there to do positive things. She's 106 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:38.680 already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward to 107 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:42.120 working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department of 108 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:45.639 Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that. 109 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:49.240 They'll make her the face of that. Look at Joni Ernst, 110 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:53.959 what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they 111 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:58.360 can do to lift her reputation back up to ensure 112 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:02.240 she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This 113 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:06.120 is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works. 114 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:11.360 So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I honestly, 115 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:14.839 even if they're not, there will be a new deep 116 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:18.839 state GOP face trying to take out Cash Bettel, and 117 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:22.600 then a new deep state GOP face trying to take 118 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:25.639 out Tulsea Gabbard, and then a new deep state GOP 119 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:29.000 face trying to take out Rfk spreading the anger around 120 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:32.000 but it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's 121 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:36.519 all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Rounds, 122 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:39.800 it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn. It's all those guys. 123 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:42.279 Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman, 124 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:45.680 I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months. 125 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:48.000 I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I 126 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:51.879 honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash, 127 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:54.120 but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a 128 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:58.319 good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective, 129 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.839 is there a preference on a customer stroking a check 130 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:05.279 for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to 131 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:09.040 get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so 132 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:15.959 let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You 133 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:20.600 can get a better deal on anything when it comes 134 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:24.920 to these large things if you finance it. There is 135 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:27.879 an old school way of thinking where people think I 136 00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:30.279 want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let 137 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:34.039 me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership, 138 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:37.080 we'll call it a car dealership, I will have a 139 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:40.720 relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America. 140 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:44.759 That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of 141 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:47.799 America wants me to send them your business. They want 142 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:51.559 to give you your car loan Bank of America. If I'm 143 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:55.440 gonna send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan, they 144 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:59.480 will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars 145 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:04.879 car loan. That means I make money if you finance it. 146 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:08.559 The more I make on it, the more I can 147 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:10.919 give you a discount on it. There's actually not an 148 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:13.159 insane amount of markup in cars, Believe it or not. 149 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:15.879 There's more so on RVs than in cars. But if 150 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:19.679 I if you finance it with me, if you finance 151 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:22.240 it with me, then I can make money from the 152 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:25.320 financing instead of making all the money on the car. 153 00:09:25.639 --> 00:09:28.559 But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how 154 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:30.879 it used to be. I want the best price. I'm 155 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.000 paying cash. We used to have people say that all 156 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:35.080 the time, and I would have to explain it was 157 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:37.720 always an order guy who came from a different era. 158 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:40.799 I would have to explain, Listen, this is a new era. 159 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:44.120 You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best 160 00:09:44.159 --> 00:09:46.279 deal you can get is if you have good credit 161 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.879 and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of 162 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:53.159 times people will pay it off right away, which really 163 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:57.120 ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance 164 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:59.240 it at least when I was in RBS for at 165 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:01.600 least a year before you paid it off. Or the 166 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:03.879 bank will take that pay that they took that they 167 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:07.000 paid you, they'll take that back. You understand, if you 168 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:11.559 have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's 169 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:14.799 the fact. All right, all right, we have so much 170 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:18.440 more hang on today. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 171 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:22.840 on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, let's do 172 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.159 a voicemail or two shot, Sir, Isaac Kelly, is a 173 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:30.720 proper radio etiquette to be reloading ammunition while listening to 174 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:37.600 your show? Please let the bar eat. It's not only 175 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:41.679 proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that you be loading 176 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:45.840 AMMO while you listen to the show. That's exactly how 177 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:49.200 I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh, one last word 178 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:52.600 on the financing thing. Chris was talking during the break 179 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:55.639 about how he financed the car and that the salesman 180 00:10:55.799 --> 00:10:58.679 asked him, don't pay it off for two years. There 181 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:02.759 are different payoff penalty times depending on the financial institution. 182 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:06.000 Sometimes it's six months, sometimes it's years, sometimes it's two years. 183 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:11.080 Unless you want to screw your salesman over, maybe you 184 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:13.799 dislike him for some reason or something like that. If 185 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:19.840 your salesman asks that, do that for him. Remember, I 186 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:23.080 know salesmen have a bad reputation, but being in sales 187 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:26.960 is a wonderful gig. You provide people with hopefully good products. 188 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:31.200 You make a living doing it. It's not a charity. 189 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:34.120 That guy pays his bills, feeds his family on that. 190 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.480 So I'll tell you you stap at us all the 191 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:41.279 time we sell urvs. Again, if you finance it, you 192 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:43.480 get a better deal because I get paid from the 193 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:48.039 financial institution. Therefore you got that. But we'd ask people 194 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:49.840 the same thing. I would ask people, if you don't 195 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:53.679 mind wait a year before paying it off. Most people would, 196 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.440 but some would not. They'd get the better deal and 197 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.120 they leave and they pay it off right away, and 198 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.600 you and all of the sudden get a notification. Hey, 199 00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:04.879 by the way, your next pick your number, your next 200 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:07.960 thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You don't get 201 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:10.960 that it's all been taken back away from you. It 202 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:14.879 look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts. So 203 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.279 just keep that in mind. If they ask you not 204 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.559 to pay it off, it's not just them saying that. 205 00:12:23.039 --> 00:12:24.799 If you pay that off, I know you may never 206 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:26.919 see that guy again. Maybe you hate him and you 207 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.080 want to screw him over. I get that's your business. 208 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:30.919 If he ask you not to pay it off and 209 00:12:30.960 --> 00:12:33.840 you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did. 210 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:36.879 Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and 211 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:40.440 my liberal neighbor keeps his garbage cans in his front yard, 212 00:12:40.879 --> 00:12:43.799 creating an eye sore for everyone to see. He actually 213 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:45.279 sent me a picture of it. Wow, that is a 214 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:48.879 freaking eyesore. There's four of them. Cheez. And he said 215 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:51.639 he has a gate nearby and tons of space behind 216 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:55.240 the gate for his garbage cans. I befriended him them 217 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:58.279 several years ago. And I'm not sure how to approach this. 218 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:04.039 Please advise, he said, thanks. His name is Dave, and 219 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:06.080 he said you can use my name because there's no 220 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:10.399 way these liberals will ever hear your show. Okay, Dave. 221 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:17.600 As you know, I recently ran into this a similar 222 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:22.600 struggle with my neighbor who doesn't mow his lawn. He's 223 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:25.960 the only one in the neighborhood. And I'm not green 224 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:31.120 thumb lawn guy. I'm not. But look, when it's a 225 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:35.240 foot a foot Chris, I'm not making that up a foot. 226 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:40.120 When it's a foot deep, brother, everyone's looking at you 227 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:42.320 and it looks bad. And of course he's the guy 228 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:45.600 right next to me. So there's my lawn which is mowed, 229 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:48.519 and then there's the triple canopy jungle that you run 230 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:52.799 into next door. You made a lot of great suggestions. 231 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:55.919 My plan was just to go tell him. A lot 232 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:58.600 of people said, mow his lawn for him one time. 233 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:03.919 He'll be so embarrassed it'll never happen again. It's a 234 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:07.600 little bit more difficult with the trash can. The problem 235 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:13.120 with this is it's like, let's say your wife has 236 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:17.519 bad breath or your husband has bad breath. You can 237 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:22.840 tell them, it's a matter of how and when you 238 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:26.080 tell them. You see, if it's just you and her, 239 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:29.440 you and him, you're sitting down, you're munching on some 240 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:33.360 little debbies oatmeal cream pies, then you can say, hey, honey, 241 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:37.960 by the way, you got dragon breath tonight. I don't 242 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:40.080 know what's going on. Maybe you're a little sick, but 243 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:43.240 your breath is pretty bad. That may wound him a 244 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:46.840 little or her a little, but it's fine. That's different 245 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:49.360 than when you're out it's couples dinner night and there's 246 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:52.399 ten people at the table, and you recoil back when 247 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:54.720 she says something to you and says, oh my gosh, 248 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.519 did you have a poop sandwich for dinner? That is 249 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:01.360 gonna get you in an entire hirely different kind of 250 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:05.559 a conversation with your neighbor. You said you'd befriended him. 251 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:11.039 Maybe maybe you run into him airfingers quilt, run into 252 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:16.440 him when you're getting the mail, getting your trash. Don't 253 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:20.600 do it in front of other people. Get him alone 254 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:23.559 and say, hey, would you mind or even put it 255 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:25.639 on your neighbor friends if you don't want to be rude. Hey, 256 00:15:25.879 --> 00:15:28.320 a lot of the people were complaining to me about 257 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:31.759 your trash cans. I don't necessarily think it's a big deal, 258 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:34.639 but if you could put the trash cans back, it 259 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:38.480 would be better. Just make sure he's alone. There's a 260 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:42.240 great line. HBO did an incredible series on John Adams, 261 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:44.399 and I'm pretty sure it's called John Adams. Yeah, it's 262 00:15:44.440 --> 00:15:47.080 called John Adams. Highly recommend it, and I think it's 263 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:49.080 safe for the kiddos. Don't quote me on that, but 264 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:52.000 I think it's safe for kids. It's great, very historically accurate. 265 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:57.279 And there's a scene where John Adams, this was his way. 266 00:15:57.360 --> 00:16:00.360 He was blasting away at someone in public, and Benjamin 267 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:03.279 Franklin takes him out to dinner, takes him out to lunch, 268 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.799 and Adams says to him because Franklin was dressing him 269 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:09.159 down about it, and Adam says, oh, so I should 270 00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:12.559 have just insulted him in private, And Benjamin Franklin says, yes, 271 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:16.200 perfectly acceptable to insult a man in private. In fact, 272 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:18.759 he may one day thank you for it. But you 273 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:23.240 insult a man in public, he tends to remember it. 274 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:28.720 You can tell him, tell him privately, all right. It 275 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:33.000 is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Member, You 276 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:36.720 can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com 277 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:40.200 or leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven 278 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:43.399 seven four three seven three. You're not a Janis Joplin fan. 279 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:47.679 Chris think she was kind of a kind of a 280 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.759 one hit wonder if we're being it's that me and 281 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:53.919 Bobby McGee song. And did you just say who that's 282 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:55.720 the name of the song, you idiot. I don't know 283 00:16:55.720 --> 00:16:57.600 who Bobby is. We never met. It's the name of 284 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:02.960 the song. It's a good song. Janis Joplin had has 285 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:05.400 an incredible benefit. And I'm about to tell you something 286 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:07.359 awesome that happened to me in a moment. I'm just 287 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:11.160 so excited right now. But Janis Joplin has an incredible benefit. 288 00:17:12.680 --> 00:17:16.519 Her first name and her last name start with the 289 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:22.759 same letter. And that always sounds cool. Always, one hundred 290 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:25.720 percent of the time it sounds cool. And I don't 291 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:29.079 know why that is. But there there's an actress. I 292 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:30.720 don't even know what she looks like, but I heard 293 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:32.519 her name and I was like, that sounds freaking awesome. 294 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:36.000 January Jones. Doesn't that just sound like a cool name. 295 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:39.279 It's a freaking cool name. Chris Copeland, that just something 296 00:17:39.400 --> 00:17:43.880 about it. Howard Hughes, It sounds cool when your first 297 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:47.000 name and last name start with the same letter. Everyone 298 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:48.680 knows this is true. I can see you nod in 299 00:17:48.759 --> 00:17:50.920 your head right now in the car. I know Corey 300 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:53.279 am I wrong, Am I wrong? Of course, it's one 301 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:58.480 hundred percent correct. That's one two. Something awesome just happened 302 00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:01.559 to me during the break. I've got to share it 303 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:03.200 with you and then we'll get back to the regular 304 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:08.119 are regularly scheduled programming. I got a text from ob 305 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:13.000 during the break. She was cleaning out the pantry, going 306 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:15.480 through food stuff and whatnot. She's a huge she's like 307 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:18.559 this huge nerd. This does all this stuff around the house. 308 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:27.160 She found mouse poop. Not just one little turd either, 309 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:34.200 more than one. We have mice. You have no idea 310 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:37.839 how great I am at hunting down and killing mice. What, Chris, what? 311 00:18:38.599 --> 00:18:42.440 This is my calling? No, I don't need to call 312 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:46.400 a professional, Chris, I am the professional. Okay. You don't 313 00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:49.359 seem to understand. When I was a child in Ohio, 314 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:56.039 hunting down animals, trapping them, shooting them was my specialty. 315 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:59.200 We had this window sill. In Ohio, they have basements. 316 00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:01.720 It surprises me. Texas basements are not a thing, and 317 00:19:01.799 --> 00:19:06.160 Ohio basements were the norm. Everyone at a basement, and 318 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:09.839 our basement had a little window out the top. Now, 319 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:12.599 if you were outside on the ground, you would obviously 320 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:14.319 have to look down into the window and there was 321 00:19:14.359 --> 00:19:17.960 this carved out window sill that was a hole. And 322 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:20.960 my mom used to light me up like a Christmas 323 00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:23.720 tree because she would come out and I will have 324 00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:27.920 filled that window sill hole full of animals, turtles and 325 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:30.599 things like that. I got a squirrel trap from my 326 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:33.000 own man, and I learned how to catch squirrels. And 327 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:34.799 I used to love to catch squirrels and I'd keep 328 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:37.000 them as pets. When I wasn't shooting them, I would 329 00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:39.440 keep them as pets. And I even had a little 330 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:42.000 squirrel thing, and I would catch the squirrels all the time, 331 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:44.960 and i'd have squirrels at a squirrel cage. I'd go 332 00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:48.279 catch turtles, you name it. Granted, I got bit a lot. 333 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:52.079 I got bit. I tried to attack, and in the 334 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:56.480 ground hornets nest. That's where hornets. Well, Chris, you don't understand. 335 00:19:57.279 --> 00:20:00.440 There were hornets and I was eyeballing in the hole 336 00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:02.920 in the ground where they were coming out of and 337 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.119 so I didn't just charge in. I had a plan. 338 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.279 I was looking at the hole and I went stick hunting, 339 00:20:09.359 --> 00:20:11.079 and I found what I thought was gonna be a 340 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:14.079 really really solid stick. I thought I had eyeballed up. 341 00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:17.279 I thought we had the right size going here, and 342 00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:20.039 I waited. I sat and waited like a sniper. I remember, 343 00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:22.759 like it was yesterday. I'm on my belly like I'm 344 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.680 on a sniper in Vietnam, and I'm waiting until most 345 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:28.640 of the hornets have cleared out. And my plan is 346 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:33.960 I'm going to charge in, jam the stick into the hole, 347 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:39.160 trapping all the hornets underground, and then I'll turn. If 348 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.480 any of them happen to get loose, I will be 349 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:45.599 too fast and I'll run away. Now, I wasn't very 350 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:49.559 fast per se, but surely I could outrun hornet. How 351 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:53.480 fast could they go? I charge in, jam the stick 352 00:20:53.519 --> 00:20:57.839 in there, and I take off scott free, completely scott free, 353 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:02.640 and I get a hundred yards away, and oh, turns 354 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:05.480 out they caught me. They did catch me, and you 355 00:21:05.519 --> 00:21:08.000 know where. The first one got me in the ribs. 356 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:11.279 He got under my T shirt and jammed me right 357 00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:14.119 in the ribs. Gosh, that freaking hurts so bad. Either way, 358 00:21:14.119 --> 00:21:15.680 I thought it was a good effort. Back to the 359 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:21.720 animal thing I am. Have you ever seen Spider Man, 360 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:25.240 the bad Guy, Craven the Hunter? I want you to 361 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:30.440 think about me like that or Jeremiah Johnson, maybe some 362 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:33.200 sort of a mountain man type when it comes to 363 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:38.039 the apprehension of animals. This is what I do. I 364 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:43.799 have eradicated more mice and rats from houses, barns. My grandpa, 365 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:46.079 Grandpa Hank, on my dad's side, he was a farmer. 366 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:49.200 He used to just send me out to his barn 367 00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:51.920 where he kept the horses, and my job was just 368 00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:55.039 to find and kill the mice and the rats. I 369 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:57.960 was born and bred for this. OB thought I was 370 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.960 going to be upset. I just exitter back a little 371 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:03.400 picture that said this is my time or no, I said, 372 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:07.680 my time has come. I'm unreasonably excited to get home 373 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:12.240 tonight because our house is going to be mice free, 374 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:18.160 very very quickly. What Chris do I use rat shot inside? 375 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:18.440 Chris? 376 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:20.920 I don't know if I can. I don't know if 377 00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:23.200 it would be right to give away all the trade 378 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:27.759 secrets right here to you. There are a lot of things. Listen, listen, 379 00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:29.559 there are a lot of things you just need to 380 00:22:29.599 --> 00:22:33.799 come by through experience. I will I will say, just 381 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:37.640 putting it out there right now. I will say location 382 00:22:38.160 --> 00:22:40.880 is really really important, you know, just chuck a mouse 383 00:22:40.920 --> 00:22:44.279 trapped down in the middle of everything. Location is important, 384 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:48.480 It's important, it's very, very important. Just like Genghis Khan 385 00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:51.359 would split his forces when he was attacking, don't roll 386 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:54.319 your eyes, Chris. Like Genghis Khan would split his forces 387 00:22:54.359 --> 00:22:57.440 when he was attacking an empire, It's important to have 388 00:22:57.519 --> 00:23:01.799 a multi pronged attack. I have before, I've gone with 389 00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:05.640 the traditional mouse traps, the ones that wap and but 390 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:09.480 that's probably gonna be a problem because if the wife 391 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:12.799 is asleep and she hears a snap, and if that 392 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:16.400 mouse starts to squeal and make noise, she's not going 393 00:23:16.440 --> 00:23:18.640 to be okay. So you're gonna have to have a 394 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:24.359 mixture of snap traps of glue traps. I am gonna 395 00:23:24.400 --> 00:23:26.880 have to go home. The worst part of this, really, 396 00:23:27.839 --> 00:23:30.200 the worst part is the fact that I'm gonna have 397 00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:33.400 to analyze poop as if I'm one of the eunuchs 398 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:36.359 in an old Chinese emperor's palace. You know, they used 399 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:38.119 to take their poop and they would analyze it to 400 00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:40.480 make sure they were getting enough nutrition. You have to 401 00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:44.240