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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I died one year ago and my

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eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview

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everyone in Hell. And I'm joined by the possible president

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of Hell, Clayton.

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 1: That's me, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Super exciting day we've got. I mean, you said it yourself.

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You've been dead for a year, so you know, we've

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been doing this podcast for one year. I mean, that's

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that's crazy. I've never done anything for one year except

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for drugs. There's seriously, the back in the eighties, there

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was one year where I just did drugs every day

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straight that that was just what you did that year. Yeah,

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but yeah, I mean drugs aside though one year that's

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that is something.

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Speaker 1: That's that's amazing. But you know, not.

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Speaker 3: Only that, Chris, it's election day. It's it's time. I

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don't I can't imagine any other person that's more excited

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for election day than myself. Legitimately, I'm sure everyone else

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is dreading election day except for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So you've been running against your brother Satan, and yeah,

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I mean, this is this is the night where all

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the results come in. How does the election system work

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in Hell?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean Chris.

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Speaker 3: As you know, it is a demonocracy, so everybody gets

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a vote, you know. So basically what they're going to

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be doing tonight, we'll listen to news coverage and we're

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you know, we'll be broadcasting our coverage of the news

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coverage as it comes in. But they have the this podcast. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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So they have this Hectoral college. Okay, the thing you

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need to look out for is the Ring states. All right,

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so those are the ones the swing states.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, the Ring states, the rings. It's the

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different rings of Hell.

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Speaker 3: Oh like the nine Rings of Hell. Okay yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So anyways, they're gonna tell you it all the hectoral

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votes from all the Ring states and then then the

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term of the winner.

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Speaker 1: Either we go from there and then I go into

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the Red House.

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Speaker 3: I started laying down the law, changed out the interior design,

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get rid of those rose bushes, put in some white

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well yeah maybe, but I definitely went more thorns, whatever

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busks get in there. But I mean, you know, wait,

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which Ring states do you think you'll win?

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Speaker 1: I'm projecting all of them personally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I do the numbers for my

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campaign and I currently i'm thinking I'm probably gonna win

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by a.

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Speaker 1: Ninety five percent margin, or is it Margarine?

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Speaker 3: I prefer butter.

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Speaker 1: I get the two mixed up anyways.

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Speaker 3: So it's actually gonna go in in kind of the

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order in which the rings descend. So you know it's

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gonna start with limbo, which I mean, Chris, this will

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be an easy one, Okay, Man, I have been shaving

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off inches.

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Speaker 1: Off of my my limbo personal best.

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Speaker 3: I mean I was at two feet last year, but

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now I can clear like, I mean one foot eight inches.

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It's it's insane. You would not believe how low to

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the flow I get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're talking about limbo like the afterlife facility.

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Why would your ability to limbo matter to those people?

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Speaker 1: It matters, all right, it matters.

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Speaker 2: Well, I say, are you sure that, like, is that

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is that really a qualification?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? Yeah, I mean people want to see that. You know,

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we limbo down the beach that the one time. Remember

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you remember how press you were? Yeah, yeah, it's impressive.

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It gets votes. You know. It's like whenever people saw

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you know, Obama playing basketball or whatever. Wow, he's doing

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normal people things. Well I'm doing normal people things. I'm

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doing limbo really good. All right, Hey, I'm thinking like

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twenty steps ahead. Let's just focus on enjoying the moment,

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enjoying my soon to be victory.

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Speaker 1: All right, Chris, so you will Do.

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Speaker 3: You have a speech? Do you have a speech prepared?

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Of course, I got a speech prepared. Everybody's got a

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big victory speech prepared. It's you know, it's a small

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one here, Wow, there it is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Do they normally last for hours?

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Speaker 1: They're doing?

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Speaker 3: Hell, it's like a funeral, a wedding and the reading

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of a will, like all.

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Speaker 1: Wrapped up into one.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, you know, with a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of political stuff. So yeah, it's gonna be good stuff.

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I'm sure everybod's gona enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: One of the results going to actually come in, Like

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how long do we have to wait? Well, they're actually

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going to start telling them up now. Let me pull

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on the TV here because I think that they're probably

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starting coverage.

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Speaker 1: Oh there's my.

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Speaker 3: Favorite reporter there is unbiased, Well, best reporter in hells.

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Speaker 5: All comes down to this. I am Sanderson Cooper with

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six sixty six Action News. Tonight's the night we're gonna

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find out who the president of Hell will be. Now,

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as you know, we have two major party candidates, Satan

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and Clayton, but we can't rule out the strong independent

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candidate Gambo. Now Satan is projected to win, but it

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is Hell, and you can't roll out an underdog like Clayton. Now,

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there's a lot of people who can't read and could

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easily confuse the two on a ballot box. Yes, and

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also has a huge advantage due to his relationship with Satan,

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who everyone highly respects. However, that is only an advantage

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when not running against Satan.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well yeah, shut up, shut up, Sanderson. This

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guy's a phony. I don't know what he's talking about.

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Speaker 2: But I mean it's a good point. Like people do

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know that your related to Satan, you know, yeah, I

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know voters.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it's gonna be like that one hymn's worth

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that was on West World.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, he might not be Thor, but he's

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on West World.

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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, all right, fuck it, let's let's get

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what else is he saying?

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Speaker 1: All right, turn it back up to Sanderson.

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Speaker 5: Ball all right, it looks like we're having some results

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come in from the Limbo ring of Hell, and not

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a surprise here Satan wins the six total votes and

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to disswave the voters would he Limbo down to a

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tiny one three inches from the ground.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, turn this off. Turn this off. What

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that is? That is insane.

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Speaker 3: It's really low to the ground.

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Speaker 1: It is super low to the flow. Damn.

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Speaker 3: I guess you're right, Yeah, I know, I'm right. Okay, Well, hey, listen,

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it's super early in the night. We got plenty of

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votes to go. You know, Limbo. Forget Limbo. Who cares

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about Limbo? I don't care about Limbo. Next, we're gonna

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go to Lust. Okay, let me tell you, Chris, I've

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got Lust in the bag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I mean yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well my campaign, I mean I started as the only

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fans account. You know, I've gotten tons campaign materials I've

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been handed out. I got. I got campaign dildos. They

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have my face on them. Oh yeah, yeah, all sorts

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of things, handcuffs, cocker rings, butt plugs. They've all got

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my face on them, and they all say vote for Clayton.

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Speaker 2: So you got to butt plugs with your face on

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it that people show up their butt.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, when you say it like that, I mean

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just yeah, Well, some people like them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, people love them.

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Speaker 3: And then I even got I got ballgags and the ballgag. Actually,

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you know, I hit a small voice box in the

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ballgag and then every time someone bites down on it

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says voot for Clayton. So you know, I've just been

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barting Lust with my campaign materials.

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Speaker 1: So let's we're gonna win this one. Let's start it

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back up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're they're announcing Lust.

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Speaker 5: They settled down, settle down. We're getting the results from Lust,

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the second ring of Hell and no surprise, Satan, eat

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your rain called smokes. They are firing the celebratory loop

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cannons in the streets, and now a blood orgy is

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getting started. Well, it's gonna be remiss if I did

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not partake in this once in a lifetime orgy, excuse.

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Speaker 1: Me, I will be turning him down.

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Speaker 3: Geez, wow, Sanderson really loves those those blood orgies.

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Speaker 2: You know, Lust, you know it's not really you know,

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not really your your your main thing.

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Speaker 3: But what's next after Lust?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, we got gluttony yea, yeah, you know,

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luss is whatever. But again night is still young. But

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Gluttony I spent tons of campaign dollars there, all right, donuts,

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you know, all sorts of foods, you know, edibles with

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my face on them. I even had federal edibles that

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had you know, pictures of my ass on them and

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it said I eat my.

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Speaker 1: Ass vote for Clayton.

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Speaker 3: So like that's got to go somewhere, right, Yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: Sanderson's and he's in gluttony. Let's let's turn it up

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up turno.

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Speaker 5: I am back from that exciting orgy to the keep

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of guys. The final results from gluttony where food talks

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ladies and gentlemen, and no surprise, Satan wins. I gotta

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unplug that. What you should have fed more?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: How does he even know that come turning him off?

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That's that's bullshit. I didn't need those people anyways. Well, okay,

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next I've got I've got greed, and then after that it's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be heresy.

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Speaker 3: But greed, I mean, I paid tons of people to

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vote for me, So I gotta get it down in heresy.

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That's an easy one. Heretics want to turn against the Yeah, yeah,

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they don't like the status quo.

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Speaker 1: They're heretics.

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Speaker 3: They hate Satan, so you know, naturally I'm gonna get

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these two. Oh okay, wait, he's back. Let me turn

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it up, let me turn up.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, we have the results coming in from Greed,

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and no surprise, the grievous person in hell is.

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Speaker 1: Satan, as he knows. God damn it.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations Satan, all that money paid off. It looks like

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we're getting the count from Heresy as well.

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Speaker 1: Be here's cross host cross ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 5: Satan wins Heresy. Also, what are you.

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Speaker 3: What are you kidding me? God?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean you can still win though, right,

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still a lot of votes, right, yes, there is still.

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Speaker 3: I mean we're not We're like, you know, what is

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it like halfway there? You know? Yeah, things are coming

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down to the wire. They got us on the ropes. Okay,

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but you know we got we got anger, We got

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violence coming up. I mean these two they go hand

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in hand, they go hoof on hoof all right, I'm

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a shoeing in both, okay, you know, like violence, for instance,

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I wouldn't done there. Just started punching babies left and right,

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punching babies, punching people in the face.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they love me town, you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Punch a lot of babies to win, you know, win

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campaigns exactly. It looks like Sanderson Pooper's in the middle

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of an angry mob. So I think he's done in

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the anger and violence area.

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Speaker 1: Let's se let's see what the results are.

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Speaker 5: Okay, folks, I am here in anger and violence, and

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they are rowdy with the results. And I am not

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making this up. Satan wins anger.

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Speaker 1: God, oh sucks. This sucks.

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Speaker 5: We have the results coming in from violence. There you

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have it and violence. Both go to Satan. Not surprised,

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always go together.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Chris. Two things. One bullshit, I should

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have won both of those. I'm the most angry and

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I'm the most violent. Two.

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Speaker 3: Can you go get a spare TV from the closet because.

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Speaker 1: I just broke that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go get another to a second bunch of

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angry pricks. I can't believe this. God, poop, okay, poop,

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you got it? Yeah, okay, all right, all right, all right,

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So what's next?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Next one is fraud?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Now, admittedly this is between you and me

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and the people that are listening to this podcast, which

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is everyone in hell. I faked a ton of ballots

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in fraud. Okay, it seemed appropriate. It seems like the

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one place I could get by with it. So there's

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this fake ballots out the ass in fraud. I'm gonna

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win this one. I'm not even gonna swear it. We

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might not even have to listen to Sanderson Pooper, but

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just for the heck of it, peace of mind. All right,

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let's see what he has to say.

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Speaker 5: We are cruising right along here tonight with these results.

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As we get the final tally from fraud and one

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what is this and a surprising turn of events, fraud

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not go to satan. Hey, Russian President Vladimir Putin takes

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all Hectoral College votes. God as he was not running

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or on the ballot.

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Speaker 1: Damn it. Stinking Russians.

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Speaker 3: They love meddling in elections.

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Speaker 1: They love they do. That guy. He's good.

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Speaker 3: He's I mean, he's bad, but he's good at being bad. Yeah, fudge,

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he should run for president of hell. Okay, Yeah, well,

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I guess some day when he dies, which I'm sure

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isn't gonna be for a while, because you know, he's

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got you know that Russian cloning technology. All right, moving on,

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all right, we got the last ring here. Okay, it's it's.

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Speaker 1: The last ring. So it's a big one. It is

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a big one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this might meanlike for death for us, Chris, Okay,

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well it's what is it. It's Treachery.

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Speaker 1: It's Satan's home ground. Okay.

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Speaker 3: The thing is he didn't campaign too hard there. I

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think he got a little cocky. But me, I'm the

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cockiest cock there is. And it was I was making

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sure I was I was safe, playing it, playing it.

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Speaker 1: By the rules.

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Speaker 3: I went to Treachery campaigned hard. Okay, So I think

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I got this one. This could be this could be

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the turn of the tide because treacher is a big one.

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All right, Chris, Yeah, yeah, all right, turn off that TV.

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Speaker 5: All right, we were getting the final results from Treachery,

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something Satan to build his entire presidency on, and surprise,

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Satan takes the cake.

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Speaker 1: Of course, that's all.

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Speaker 3: That's all nine rings of Hell. Okay, it is, But

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I still have one last chance. Okay, it's the tenth

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ring of Hell. It's the tenth th ring. Well, what

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is it? A lot of a lot of people know

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about it, but it's Florida. Okay, it's the biggest one

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all right. It's the bottommost ring of Hell. It's the scariest,

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it's the worst ring. If I get Florida, I.

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Speaker 1: Might have a chance. All right, Chris.

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Speaker 3: It might be down to the you know, votes, like

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one or two votes. But if Florida's a big one, yeah,

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they don't have to really recount it a bunch. But yeah,

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you know, we'll see. Okay, but it could still happen. Okay,

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hold hand, Chris. All you need is Florida. All you

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need is Florida.

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Speaker 1: Turn on the TV. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Okay, everybody, we have results from the most botomist ring

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of Hell, a place so scummy we don't even like

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to own it ourselves that you're talking about Florida, the

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bath Salt State. Everybody, let's see what we got. Okay,

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no surprise, it is Satan himself again in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, Chris, I lost? I lost?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sure that there's not any other rings

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of Hell below Florida?

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Speaker 1: No more in rings, there's no more.

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Speaker 3: There's no more Florida's. I mean, you know, sure they

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might include like Mississippi, but that's like that's nothing. Yeah. Yeah,

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it's over, game over, man, game over. Let me turn it.

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Speaker 5: Up, and that's it. Satan swept the election, completely destroying

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his brother Clayton. I am going to imagine how sad

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and crushing that defeat must be, because I can't imagine it.

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We're here, live right outside his studio. Let's talk to

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the loser himself.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Quot locked the door. Oh god, yeah, he's in.

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He's in, Clayton. Yes, Sanderson, pooper here. I just wanted

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to get some thoughts.

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Speaker 5: On your obliterating, embarrassing loss tonight.

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Speaker 3: How do you feel after losing to your brother here?

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Let me turn the TV down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's really distracting, Sanderson. Uh, surprised to see you here.

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Didn't didn't realize you'd be stopping by, but here. You know,

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these elections they're all about momentum, you know, and it's

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all about building that momentum. So next next election, I'm

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going to be coming back stronger with all that momentum.

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Speaker 5: All right, But you didn't build any momentum at all.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, to each their own, you know, Momentum

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is in the eye of the beholder, all right.

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Speaker 5: Some say you spent billions and billions of dollars to

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camp paignt for a year long and didn't win a

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single ring of Hell? What does that say about you

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as a demon?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Ask them the hard questions there, Pooper. You know, I

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mean I was going against Satan, you know, I mean,

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who's gonna win against that guy? All right? Maybe me

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in the next election in six hundred and sixty six years,

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all right, Yeah, so he got me on this one. Okay,

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big whoop. All right, I'll come back. I'll come back stronger.

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You know.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I got a lot of support I got.

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Speaker 3: I got Chris, right, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Who'd you vote for? Chris?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Chris?

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Speaker 1: I've would you vote for? Chris?

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Speaker 3: Of course I voted for you. You see, you see

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that Sanderson grassroots campaign. All Right, we're starting We're starting

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with the little guy. We're starting with the chris Is

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of the world, and they were gonna work our way up.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm feeling I feel good, feel good.

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Speaker 5: Well, your confidence is depressingly adorable, Clayton. So, Clayton, now

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that you've lost miserably and you will not be president

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of Hell, what does your future look like?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Well, Sanderson, I got a few things, you know, planned.

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Speaker 5: First of all, well, that's all the time we have

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for losers. Tonight. We are going to go talk to

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our victorious winner, Satan.

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Speaker 3: Okaybye, there's the door, all right, bye? Oh Chris, this

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is my lowest low. It couldn't get any worse than this.

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This is this is terrible. How much money did you

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spend on the campaign billions?

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Speaker 1: Chris? I am so deeply in debt. You have no idea.

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I don't even want to think. I can't. I can't

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afford any of this anymore.

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, turn up to TV, Turn up to TV. Okay,

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they're making some sort of announcement. I don't Something weird

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is going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well we have.

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Speaker 5: Breaking news from the victor's camp in an unprecedented event,

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something that has never happened in Hell before. After accepting

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his win, Satan just made a shocking statement that he

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wishes to take a brief sabbatical. I least a lot

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of hell up on earth in twenty twenty and would

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like to take some personal time and go on a

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vacation with his friend Jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Chris, Chris, that means that the spot's

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gonna be open What does that mean.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 5: In the interim, Satan will be passing the throne to

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the person who got the second most vote. That could

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be mean it's someone Satan says is very close to him.

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Speaker 3: Chris, Chris, you know what this means.

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Speaker 5: Someone Satan would say is a brother to him. But,

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ladies and gentlemen, the new president of Hell will be gambo.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 4: That's why, Ladies and gentlemen, you heard Sanders and Pooperston

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say it. Why is me gambo? I'm your next president

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of Hell. I'm honored, honored to be elected in this position.

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Speaker 1: Chris, it got worse. I don't know how it is possible,

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but it got worse.

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Speaker 4: I know there's probably a lot of people watching, namely Clayton,

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who who hates this moment more than anything he's ever

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experienced in his life. And I would just like to,

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you know, give a shout out to Clayton, let him

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really revel in this. It's me gambo. Just a reminder,

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I am now president of Hell. You know some of

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you watching, you know, some of you voted for me,

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some of you not familiar with me. I'm just your

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average demon in Hell. But not only that, I'm not

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only just to every man. I'm also a super cool

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movie star. You might know me from films. I started

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with Harrison Ford, my favorite car company owner.

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Speaker 3: God, Chris, he's just gloating.

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Speaker 1: Now you rub it in my face, and you.

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Speaker 4: Know I'm really I'm really excited just to make Hell

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terrible again, not that it ever wasn't terrible, but just

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make it the most terrible place anyone could ever imagine.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a good acronym. H what does that even?

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Speaker 5: I am standing here with the president elect Gambo and Gambo,

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I just have one question for you. What is the

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first thing you will do as president of Hell?

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Speaker 4: Thanks so much for the question, Pooper Scooper. I think

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the first I'm going to do is head over to

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my good friend Clayton's house to gloat. Just make them

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feel really awful about all this.

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Speaker 3: Chris, sluck the door. Don't don't look you don't look

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for Clayton.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Gambo, Cambo Clayton, thanks for having me and your abode.

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Speaker 3: Gambo, thanks for knowing what an abode is. I didn't

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know that you're that smart.

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Speaker 4: My vocabulary is very advanced.

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Speaker 3: Actually, do we not need to call you President Gambo.

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Speaker 4: Now, wow, I actually preferred Lord Gambo.

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Speaker 3: Lord Gambo. Well what if I refuse to call you

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Lord Gambo Cambo? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, as president of Hell, I now have my own

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secret service team that I could call in any moments.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see what these punks look like.

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Speaker 3: You know, maybe I could go toe to toe with

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the Oh my god, my god, they're huge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the biggest demons I've ever had.

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Speaker 4: Said, they're pretty good. Secrets server still drive me anywhere

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I want, even if I'm sick with a deadly virus.

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Speaker 3: That's good. Those poor secret servicemen, Wow, they are very committed.

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Uh so Gamb President, Lord Gambo. Now that you're president,

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I don't know how are you going to change Hell?

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Speaker 4: Well, what's with the hard questions?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you're attacking me right now.

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Speaker 2: Like, don't call the secrets. I'm not like physically attacking

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Lord Gambo. So we know what you're doing for the

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first thing, becoming a president. What's their second thing?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think you've got a lot of good plans

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in the works. I think we're going to build a

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wall around every person's house. So when they wake up

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in the morning, they got to climb that wall, and

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every person's going to also pay for their own wall.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be great terrible idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, you know, I know up on Earth

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they're trying to get these masks going well. Down here,

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we're enforcing everyone have their mouth open a gape at

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all times.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 4: We're also going to be removing all the soap in hell.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Star now hacking hard.

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Speaker 4: You know, Chris, I'd like your tenacity, uh.

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Speaker 3: Huh now kind of sound like, okay, please stop, Chris,

466
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close your mouth. You're jeweling a cop porker to calon

467
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while for today, Well, I mean, you know, what are

468
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you gonna do for your you know, moving into the

469
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Red House. I mean that's awfully big place and you're

470
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awfully small. I mean, you don't need all that space.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, you know why, I think I'm just gonna

472
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invite some of my demon friends there and make sure

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that they just live comfortably. We're gonna have some parties,

474
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throw a couple different events there, really trash the place,

475
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make it look just as horrible as possible. Maybe put

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up some red freaky Christmas tweets. When Christmas comes around,

477
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But who really cares about Christmas?

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Speaker 3: Am I right?

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Speaker 1: That's true? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can I come to the party or one of them?

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Speaker 4: You know? Well, Chris, I think I think that would

482
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be great.

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Speaker 1: Can I come to the party?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, wow, but you have to watch.

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Speaker 4: The party happen on television from your own home.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 3: Cool, sounds great, sounds like a lot of fun. Well,

489
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I mean you're here, Gambo, you're in my house. You

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got what you wanted. You want the presidency.

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Speaker 4: One more thing I want from you, Clayton. What I

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need your concession speech, and I want to hear it

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from you from your mouth right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, Gambo, the jokes on you because I didn't write

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a concession speech, so I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 4: You know, I thought we might run into this pickle,

497
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so uh, you know, as as a favorite to you, Clayton,

498
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I wrote a concession speech for you that you could

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read right now, Sanderson Poopers, make sure you cover this, okay, oh.

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Speaker 3: Wow, okay, Well, all the cameras are on me. I

501
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don't know you have to read this. I don't want

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to read this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll read this. I'll read this. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Uh did you try to read it in your accent too?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that a requirement?

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Speaker 4: You know what? I wasn't going to make you. But

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that's a great idea.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's written in his accent too. Wow, it is

509
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I know.

510
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Speaker 1: Two wes adnes of Hell.

511
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Speaker 3: This is quaitn aka, this stupid butt face.

512
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Speaker 1: This is dumb. This is really dumb.

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Speaker 3: I lost to Gambo, who is the coolest, most handsomest

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demon in all of Hell.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to get it back.

516
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Speaker 3: It's hard to all of my fwins in the lust wing.

517
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I will come by to pick up all of these

518
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sex toys that I handed out to you, and I'm

519
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not going to say that. I don't want to say

520
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it and eat them. That's disgusting. Furthermore, eggs gallon of

521
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two percent milk.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, was he supposed to be in there?

523
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Speaker 3: Uh? That's groceries, it's your grocery list, that's your grocery.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually making a stop over to Ditubal market right

526
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after this. You know, killed your pungetone?

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Well, Gambo, who so do you have any idea like

530
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who's going to be in your cabinet?

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Speaker 4: Well after today? A lot of spices.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, no, I mean not talking about one on

533
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your grocery list. Uh the you're like presidential cabinet, you know,

534
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like in the red Like.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what about like Department of Agriculture? Anyone in

536
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mind for that? For that?

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking old McDonald, he's high up on my list.

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Speaker 3: Well, he does have a farm, but maybe.

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Speaker 4: His son, young McDonald might be a good option for

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he's aging out too.

541
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So who are you thinking to run the Department of Justice?

543
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Speaker 4: Oh well, that's no brain. No quis Harrison Forward. I

544
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mean have you seen how much justice he brings in

545
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all those movies he's been in. He would be great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a boyd there poind there he.

547
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Speaker 4: Could he could fly to Hell Force one.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can fly, I don't know if he can

549
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land it. But yeah, what about like the Department of Energy?

550
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Anyone in nine for that?

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Speaker 1: Run that?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you guys are familiar with power rangers. I'm

553
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gonna see absord On is available.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's got a lot of power.

555
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Speaker 4: He does. He does the ultimate power.

556
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Speaker 3: And what about for the Department of Education?

557
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Speaker 4: Oh well, completely throwing that out, there's no education in Hell.

558
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We don't need that anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, that makes sense. Well, who are you

560
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thinking about for your vice president? Because you know, Clayton

561
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was the vice president of Hell for Satan, you know,

562
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so he has experience, so you know, look at my eyebrows.

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Speaker 4: That's very true. But after seeing the movie Vice I

564
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gotta say it's no brainer as well. Gotta go with

565
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Dick Cheney. Wow, what a legend.

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Speaker 1: What a dick?

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Speaker 4: That is his name?

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Speaker 3: Not even dead yet?

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Speaker 1: Guess I'm out of a job.

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Speaker 4: Then. Well, you know, guys, there was one position you

571
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didn't ask me about that I would like to inform

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you all about today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that?

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Speaker 4: Someone who I am very close to? I would like

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him to be my secretary? Clayton.

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Speaker 3: No, over my dead body, am I going to be

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your secretary?

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Speaker 1: How did it mean? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: What I didn't finish was you're my secretary of war? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah? Okay, yeah cool, I'm down. I'm down for that.

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Thank you, mister gambo. Let me shake your hand.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not my hand. It's that's also not my hands.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I did this one. Nope, okay, all right, we

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I'm gonna stop. Well, thank you, Gamboll. You are a

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fair leader, and I look forward to fighting Miniore in

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your name, sir.

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Speaker 4: All right, well Clinton, don't get too excited, because I

588
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want you on the front lines since right after this interview,

589
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I'm about to declare war with Heaven. So good luck,

590
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dere buddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not good, Chris.

592
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Speaker 3: Uh well, you know, so, I don't know if I'm

593
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going to survive that that they're They're very well armed,

594
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and Gamble doesn't even have arms.

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Speaker 4: They also got the higher ground, so yeah, true. Guys, Well,

596
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thank you so much for having me and for allowing

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me to come inside your house. My boat. Yeah, I

598
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:58,440
gotta go hit the hit the trail, go go do

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some after parties, you know, science autographs, and continue to

600
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,079
take no responsibility for any of my actions.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, bye, mister President, Lord of Hell, Gambo,

602
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,799
Lord Gampbell, and he's gone. Okay. Uh well that was

603
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a tipsy ersey upsy downs road that we just went on.

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Speaker 1: I guess the good news is I got got a new.

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Speaker 3: Job, so yeah, yeah, sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Secretary of War of Hell. So it's been

607
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one year. Hey, let's celebrate.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for listening everyone, be sure to subscribe

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if you aren't, which hopefully you are, and tell your

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friends you follow us on social media at Morning from Hell.

611
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If you have any questions to Clayton about his upcoming war,

612
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let us know. Yeah, yay, celebration one year yay. Yeah,

613
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so great, so great.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you can be my secretary of the Secretary of

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War of defense or whatever. Okay, yeah I could do that.

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I don't know, we'll work out the details.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hell Clayton, Hal Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much to Barbara Dunckleman and Devin Finn

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for coming on.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is your first time on the show, and

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Barbara this is your eighteenth time on the show. What

623
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do the people? What can they know you from? And

624
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how can they find you?

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Speaker 1: They know me from?

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Speaker 6: Well, they probably don't know me from anything in the

627
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background of a lot of random shit at Rooster Teeth

628
00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,880
over the years, But I am on all the fun

629
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,519
social stuff at Devin Carruthers with a you that's not

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my last name, that's an alter ego. Oh but you

631
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can find me there.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Enjoyed being on, guys. I've been listening to it for

634
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a long time, So.

635
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks man. You've also been doing a lot of woodwork.

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I think people could check that out.

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Speaker 1: Somewhere right, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: I make furniture on my front porch and you follow

639
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me on Instagram there at the Front Porch shop. There's

640
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an underscore between each word to make it complicated for you.

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Speaker 3: Fun fact Devin is eight feet tall.

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Speaker 1: Eight feet tall and still growing tall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Barbara, what have you been working on recently?

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,559
Speaker 4: All the things? Depending on when this comes out, it'll

645
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:17,839
be close to a new season of Ruby Ruby William

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eight will be releasing November seven, so that's the next

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product I'm involved in that's coming out.

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Speaker 3: Thank you all both for coming on. Thank you guys,

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and thank you to our listeners for one whole year.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe they did it.

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Speaker 3: All right. Bye,