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<v Speaker 1>My name is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented, yet

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat acerbic wife. She's an acquired taste. Friends got a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new hairdo. And her name's Tricia. Hi, everybody, big

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<v Speaker 1>day yesterday, Tricia got her haircut. Yeah, and it's always

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<v Speaker 1>a tense moment whether or not it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>liked or not when it's done right.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my second time visiting my new beauty operator

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<v Speaker 2>beauty operator, and so far I like her. And one

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<v Speaker 2>of the key indicators that she's a good one I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to keep her is because I actually like how

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<v Speaker 2>my hair looks when I leave the salon, like how

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<v Speaker 2>she styles it. I never like how the stylist styles

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<v Speaker 2>it after I get it cut and colored. I like

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<v Speaker 2>it today.

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<v Speaker 1>You are definitely not in any form of ponytail mode.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>If I am in ponytail territory, then my hair's in

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<v Speaker 2>a ponytail. I kind of do this on purpose. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no ponytail option this summer. Well, if you like it,

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, Oh good, thank you. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>our daughter said, our sixteen year old daughter and her friends,

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<v Speaker 2>They said, my bob was fie. You know what fi means.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess fires or firefire is too hard to say,

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<v Speaker 1>Bob is fie?

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<v Speaker 2>So I think that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthdays to let you know about my future wife. Margot

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie's thirty five. I'm only twenty two years older.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that's your future wife?

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<v Speaker 4>That wouldn't be weird, would it?

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<v Speaker 2>Margot Robbie or Anne Hathaway. Mmm?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go with probably Anne Hathaway.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you've seen Margo Robbie, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I just have a thing for Anny Hathaway.

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<v Speaker 2>You do.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry David's seventy eight love Larry David on television.

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<v Speaker 4>I could never be his friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like certain he should be in his nineties

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<v Speaker 2>by now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he acts like it, that's for sure. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those guys like just he would drive me

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<v Speaker 1>insane being friends with him. First thing who made you

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<v Speaker 1>laugh today, Trish.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a soft heart and a filthy mouth, like

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<v Speaker 2>a Hallmark card written by Samuel L. Jackson. I like

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<v Speaker 2>the word filthy.

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<v Speaker 4>Filthy is a good word.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a dirty mouth, filthy amount.

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<v Speaker 1>So my mother always described the girls that the family

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<v Speaker 1>that lived next door to that when she was growing up,

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<v Speaker 1>The Fox family triplets surely, but not triple. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>sisters Shirley, Betty and Wanda Fox. Yeah. They said filthiest

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<v Speaker 1>people ever seen it in your life? Just filthy, Yeah, filthy,

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<v Speaker 1>filthy people.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's a whole new level.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Three girls, Shirley, Betty and Wanda. It's kind of funny, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason. I don't know why it is, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Make sure you grabbed the podcast version of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It's available every day seventh or Texas at

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<v Speaker 1>seven three seven threes ere A one ninety six hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play song quiz in just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully we'll rebound from last week's last minute disaster where

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<v Speaker 1>we got flim flammed by the game and a song

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<v Speaker 1>that nobody knew, Yeah, no one ever heard of before.

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<v Speaker 2>And the guy got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something was messed up there, and the story we

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<v Speaker 1>love is coming up. Tricia's got the story we love

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<v Speaker 1>coming up in just a moment of Rosie O'Donnell.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought she was gone, right, she won't go away.

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<v Speaker 4>She won't go away. You're right, that's coming up in

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<v Speaker 4>just a sec.

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<v Speaker 1>But I read something very very disturbing for me that

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<v Speaker 1>Americans this Fourth of July are going to skip the

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<v Speaker 1>grill and prepare hot dogs in their air fryers. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, and there's a word for that, Communist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that's the word for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't cook your Fourth of July hot dogs in your

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<v Speaker 1>air air frar.

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<v Speaker 2>That's about as un American as you can get.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that just screams the wissification of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, because you gotta be out there. You're gonna putting

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<v Speaker 2>your time at the grill in the heat outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just get out there and do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a friend once and they took over the

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<v Speaker 1>grilling of the hot dogs on the Fourth of July once.

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<v Speaker 4>And they were never asked to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. You just love it. You love it

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<v Speaker 2>that that happened. It was one mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think someone should come to a man's home

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<v Speaker 1>and take over his grill and then foul it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Sandy. I'm just saying, you know, do that, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>do that. The stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Like studio all right. Rosie O'Donnell apparently did not enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>watching the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez's wedding and might be

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<v Speaker 2>because she wasn't invited and had to settle for getting

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<v Speaker 2>the information through news reports like the rest of us did.

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<v Speaker 2>But it apparently bothered her so much that she took

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<v Speaker 2>to substack and wrote a poem. And here's what it said,

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<v Speaker 2>turned my stomach seeing all these billionaires gathering in the

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<v Speaker 2>gross excess of it, all the show of it, that

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<v Speaker 2>was one part of it. Then she took it aim

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<v Speaker 2>at Oprah. I didn't know Oprah and Rosie had beef,

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<v Speaker 2>did you? I know? If they didn't before, they do now.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is what she wrote, is Oprah friends with

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff Bezos? Really? How is that possible? He treats his

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<v Speaker 2>employees with disdain by any metric, He's not a nice man.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she went on to attack Lauren Sanchez at Rosie, O'Donnell,

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<v Speaker 2>stop Rose moved. You made a big spectacle of moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody stopped you. Yeah, she moves to here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She moves to Ireland so she can get away from America.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet she keeps trying to inject herself into everything that's American.

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<v Speaker 1>I really think there's something wrong with her, Like she

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<v Speaker 1>needs professional help. If you follow her social media's there's

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<v Speaker 1>something wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't follow her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know, and she just could you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine going through life being that miserable, right, that you

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<v Speaker 1>had to write that stupid poem about two people that

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<v Speaker 1>you probably don't even know. Yeah, and just be I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>just be that miserable.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always very interested in people who do stuff like this,

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<v Speaker 2>Like did she get a lot of responses right, Like

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<v Speaker 2>where people like heck, yeah, Rosie, we're with you, like

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<v Speaker 2>her followers and stuff like that. Right, But you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very injecting herself into American culture. Nothing to do

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<v Speaker 2>with her nothing Again, what I thought was very interesting

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<v Speaker 2>a report that I heard when she was making such

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<v Speaker 2>a huge deal about moving because Trump became president, And

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<v Speaker 2>I mean really, people were like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She's one of those people that but she has a

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<v Speaker 1>much bigger platform than most of us. She's just one

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<v Speaker 1>of those people that thinks everybody wants to hear her

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<v Speaker 1>opinion on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no one does, nobody cares. I feel like at

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<v Speaker 2>some point she was relevant. She was a very funny comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>She was on the nice Yeah. But at some point, though,

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel like that's passed and it's starting to

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<v Speaker 2>feel like she's just trying to claw at hanging on

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<v Speaker 2>to it. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's very sad. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>So the JB and Sandy Show starts at seven.

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<v Speaker 4>If you missed yesterday's show, here's something you missed.

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<v Speaker 1>The world's most annoying gender reveiled party apparently happened in Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>JB's gonna tell us about it in just a moment

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<v Speaker 1>and a quick request, a small public service announcement. You

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<v Speaker 1>fireworks lovers, I know you pyromaniacs are out there. You

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<v Speaker 1>want to snap off your lady fingers and shoot off

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<v Speaker 1>your bottle rockets and you know, do all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just wait till the fourth of July? We

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<v Speaker 1>don't clean it on the third one night, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. That's fine. I'll put up with it, but

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need it all night on the third too,

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<v Speaker 1>or the fifth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's the like, I'm I'm in Austin, near down town,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's not a big factor.

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<v Speaker 4>What's it?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the ruling in Cedar Park doesn't seem to matter? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wonder if they're illegal, but people are definitely

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<v Speaker 3>firing them.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is illegal in Williamson.

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<v Speaker 3>County, and it's been we haven't had much rain. Keep

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<v Speaker 3>that in mind, it's very dry out there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, it's definitely illegal in the Austin city limits.

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<v Speaker 2>People do not do not care about that. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>up right now to see.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Williamson County is you're not supposed to, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think people do it anyway and it's allowed. And

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<v Speaker 1>the I so bad for a lot of the dogs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some dogs that's scared to death. Did you find that, Tricia.

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<v Speaker 2>They say that some fireworks are still allowed in parts

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<v Speaker 2>of unincorporated Williamson County, but they're encouraging people not to

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<v Speaker 2>shoot them off within the city limits.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we'll just save it for the fourth if you've

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<v Speaker 4>got them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, come on, you guys, let us sleep the other nights. Please, JB.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us about this gender reveal that you were at.

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<v Speaker 3>It showed up in my social media feed because someone

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<v Speaker 3>I know was there. Okay, I don't know who the

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<v Speaker 3>people are, but it was in their story.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was Oh my god, I see the look

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<v Speaker 4>on JB's face. Right, it's painful to even say.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Hey, my daughter's twenty three gender reveal was not

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<v Speaker 3>a thing when your daughter was born.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen years ago? Was that a thing?

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<v Speaker 4>No thing?

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<v Speaker 3>The Lord, No, it's a very new thing, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>just another reason to have another dang party and collect

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<v Speaker 3>gifts from people, I swear. But it was on a

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<v Speaker 3>rooftop and in downtown Austin, on a pickleball court, and

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<v Speaker 3>they threw a ball up and hit it, pink dust everywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>and a bunch of twenty somethings cheering and whooping, and oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>You're annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know you when you're annoying. And those

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<v Speaker 2>videos of these gender they're not going to age.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're gonna look back on those and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>what were we thinking?

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<v Speaker 4>Why did you do that? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>They went all out though a pickleball.

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<v Speaker 4>Root on a rooftop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is that one of those fancy buildings downtown today?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that common to have.

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<v Speaker 3>A pickle I don't know. They're popping up everywhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I feel like I'm the only one that

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't have a pickleball court.

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<v Speaker 2>Or never played it. For you never played it either?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't. I just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be annoying about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for your neighbors. It's the most annoying sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So but it was there having a girl these people.

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<v Speaker 1>So cutting to the ball boy, you know, I Tricia

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's I'm not up to I'm not up to

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<v Speaker 3>when my daughter was born. But do they do a

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<v Speaker 3>because there's blue and pink? Is there a non binary ray?

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<v Speaker 2>was before the pickleball. This was before the gender reveals

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<v Speaker 2>got ridiculous. I would have been happy with the little

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I wouldn't have anything to do with it. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>It's embarrassing, just embarrassing all the way around, and everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>Each other with it too, right, and they want to

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's more than that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably what they said, this is going to be

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like pomposals. Nobody just asks anymore. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>Oh guys, stop it, stopping it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always like, oh my god, they are going to

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<v Speaker 2>back around. They are some of them are a little cringey,

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<v Speaker 4>Be like, what was I thinking to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>To ask this girl to go to prom with me

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<v Speaker 1>by filling her car up with em and m's and Skittles? O?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that so much.

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<v Speaker 4>But the funny.

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<v Speaker 1>One was there was a funny one with a kid

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<v Speaker 4>What did he do?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay, what did he do? He he somehow incorporated

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<v Speaker 2>a bad word into his question? What was it? And

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<v Speaker 2>a letter, it would be fucking great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, I just found an article on some

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<v Speaker 4>These are newer things.

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<v Speaker 3>These did not exist when our children were born. Conception announcements.

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<v Speaker 3>even ovulation test results as a pre pregnancy announcement. Name

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<v Speaker 3>reveal parties are a thing. Name reveals, ultrasound three D

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<v Speaker 3>scan viewing parties are now a thing. What registry reveal

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<v Speaker 3>are now a thing? And there's one more, the nursery

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<v Speaker 3>reveal how you decorated it? So it's really nothing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with the baby at all. It is just to

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<v Speaker 3>the things that you're doing. An ovulation reveal party.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that like your mucus plug?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there nothing but the way before the mucus plugs?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the mucus plug?

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<v Speaker 2>The mucus plugs. When you're about to give birth, that's

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<v Speaker 2>when you know you better hurry it up. It's when

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<v Speaker 2>your mucus plug shoots out. How about C section scar reveal?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on?

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<v Speaker 3>First breast reading reveal.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether or not you pooped or did not poop on

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<v Speaker 3>What they what do they call that? That first poop?

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<v Speaker 2>Marcromium reveal reveal? The crusty belly button reveal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you think about all of this, having the

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<v Speaker 1>baby's disgusting, it really is. It's really really gross, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>That was from yesterday morning. The JB and Sandy Hour

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<v Speaker 3>Austin dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to get a shout out to two every

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<v Speaker 1>single day air goggers that I hear from every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Pam number ten and Sonya number one.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it that they check in.

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<v Speaker 1>They check in every single day and let us know

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<v Speaker 1>that they're out there. So thank you very much, and

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<v Speaker 1>said Sonya said says you can't start a day without

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<v Speaker 1>hearing from us, which is super sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nice, Right, ready for caring, don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready, get your air gong hand, ready, get your

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<v Speaker 1>mallet ready, Here.

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<v Speaker 2>We go, all right, Sandy, do you care? Don't care?

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<v Speaker 2>To find out what happened in Cedar Point, Ohio when

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<v Speaker 2>they opened up their new roller coaster on Saturday for

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<v Speaker 2>a new attraction. It is this it King's Island. I

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<v Speaker 2>believe so been there, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. They were opened the brand new roller coaster on

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday and on the first ride, it immediately broke down

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<v Speaker 4>Not a good start.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think it was ready to uh ready to be open.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to be what it feel for the engineers

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<v Speaker 1>people that put that together, they tested it with no

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<v Speaker 1>one on it over and over and then the one

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<v Speaker 1>time they get some people on it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>The one time everybody was fine, Wow, that's embarrassing. Sandy,

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<v Speaker 2>Do you care? Don't care? To find out with thousands

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<v Speaker 2>of people in Norway thought they won but did not win.

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<v Speaker 2>And really, if this happened to me, man, I would

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I care, and I think I can guess

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<v Speaker 1>what it is, just because what you said there at

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently they thought they won the lotto.

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<v Speaker 2>Thousands of people in Norway thought they won a huge

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<v Speaker 2>prize in the lottery this past Friday, but it turned

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<v Speaker 2>out it was a clerical error. Ouch, thousands of people

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<v Speaker 2>thought they won. Oh, oh my god, forty seven thousand

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<v Speaker 2>people to be exact, Oh, they went thousand mad people,

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<v Speaker 2>huge amounts of many. Can you imagine, like everybody dreams

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<v Speaker 2>of what that feeling is like to hit the lottery. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then to find out that it was a mistake

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<v Speaker 2>and it was a currency conversion issue or something crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that, so they get nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Mistakenly informed they had won and they get nothing. At

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<v Speaker 2>some heads would roll. Yeah, that's all I can say,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Sandy. Last one, Kara, don't care to find

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<v Speaker 2>out what the most popular toy was the year you

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<v Speaker 2>were born?

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<v Speaker 1>Year I was born in June of nineteen sixty eight, Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>what was it?

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<v Speaker 2>You had the pleasure of having hot wheels be the

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's great for some people. I just not a

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<v Speaker 1>bad childhood memories.

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<v Speaker 2>Of hot wheels, but before the bad childhood memories, before

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<v Speaker 2>the incident. We'll just refer to it as the incident.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not like hot wheels car?

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'd never really been a car guy, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but like no, I mean I had like one I

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<v Speaker 1>I got one car.

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<v Speaker 4>You know. That was it. It wasn't like you kept collecting.

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<v Speaker 2>Them or that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was it mine. I threw them away.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you threw them away because you got in

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because I got in trouble with the hot whealels tracks.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine was weebels flame we people's wobbles but they don't

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<v Speaker 2>egg shaped figures that are waited on the bottle. Blame blame.

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<v Speaker 2>That was mine. I was one year off from nerfball.

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<v Speaker 2>Man nerf Ball was nineteen seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever have the nerf ball in the swimming

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<v Speaker 1>that throw it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was no longer the ball that did not hurt

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<v Speaker 2>you water and not.

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<v Speaker 4>The easiest ball to throw either.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and then and then my neighbor, I remember my

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor's dog used to always tear up the nerf ball

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<v Speaker 4>It was so mad. Don't leave it in the yard.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't leave it in the yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Gerald, weren't you a pet rock guy? No, you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have pet rocky.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a big dispute in our house. Okay, listen, my

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<v Speaker 1>She is convinced herself that I made painted that rock.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where it came from. I really don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And my mom thinks Sandy painted that when he was eight,

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<v Speaker 2>or she a skept it all these years. I'm like, Mom,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't paint it. I don't know where it came.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not crafty guy, I don't think you were.

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<v Speaker 4>Then look at it. You know I didn't paint.

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<v Speaker 2>That because it's like really good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly weird. Yeah, what a strange childhood I had.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're very angsty about your childhood. That's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you should have seen me when I was a child.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad, angry, angry young man. I was the epitome

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<v Speaker 1>of the angry gen X angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Generation you except you were doing it back in the

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<v Speaker 4>I was ahead of my time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, thank you very much for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you listen to the radio every morning two

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<v Speaker 1>six until ten on Austin's eighty station what O three

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<v Speaker 1>point one.
