Speaker 1: My name is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented, yet
Speaker 1: somewhat acerbic wife. She's an acquired taste. Friends got a
Speaker 1: brand new hairdo. And her name's Tricia. Hi, everybody, big
Speaker 1: day yesterday, Tricia got her haircut. Yeah, and it's always
Speaker 1: a tense moment whether or not it's going to be
Speaker 1: liked or not when it's done right.
Speaker 2: This is my second time visiting my new beauty operator
Speaker 2: beauty operator, and so far I like her. And one
Speaker 2: of the key indicators that she's a good one I'm
Speaker 2: going to keep her is because I actually like how
Speaker 2: my hair looks when I leave the salon, like how
Speaker 2: she styles it. I never like how the stylist styles
Speaker 2: it after I get it cut and colored. I like
Speaker 2: it today.
Speaker 1: You are definitely not in any form of ponytail mode.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: If I am in ponytail territory, then my hair's in
Speaker 2: a ponytail. I kind of do this on purpose. There's
Speaker 2: no ponytail option this summer. Well, if you like it,
Speaker 2: I like it, Oh good, thank you. You know what
Speaker 2: our daughter said, our sixteen year old daughter and her friends,
Speaker 2: They said, my bob was fie. You know what fi means.
Speaker 1: I guess fires or firefire is too hard to say,
Speaker 1: Bob is fie?
Speaker 2: So I think that's a good thing.
Speaker 4: A couple of.
Speaker 1: Birthdays to let you know about my future wife. Margot
Speaker 1: Robbie's thirty five. I'm only twenty two years older.
Speaker 2: Is that's your future wife?
Speaker 4: That wouldn't be weird, would it?
Speaker 2: Margot Robbie or Anne Hathaway. Mmm?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with probably Anne Hathaway.
Speaker 2: Really you've seen Margo Robbie, right.
Speaker 4: I just have a thing for Anny Hathaway.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 1: Larry David's seventy eight love Larry David on television.
Speaker 4: I could never be his friend.
Speaker 2: I feel like certain he should be in his nineties
Speaker 2: by now.
Speaker 1: Yeah he acts like it, that's for sure. But he's
Speaker 1: one of those guys like just he would drive me
Speaker 1: insane being friends with him. First thing who made you
Speaker 1: laugh today, Trish.
Speaker 2: She's got a soft heart and a filthy mouth, like
Speaker 2: a Hallmark card written by Samuel L. Jackson. I like
Speaker 2: the word filthy.
Speaker 4: Filthy is a good word.
Speaker 2: Not a dirty mouth, filthy amount.
Speaker 1: So my mother always described the girls that the family
Speaker 1: that lived next door to that when she was growing up,
Speaker 1: The Fox family triplets surely, but not triple. It's just
Speaker 1: sisters Shirley, Betty and Wanda Fox. Yeah. They said filthiest
Speaker 1: people ever seen it in your life? Just filthy, Yeah, filthy,
Speaker 1: filthy people.
Speaker 2: I mean that's a whole new level.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Three girls, Shirley, Betty and Wanda. It's kind of funny, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for some reason. I don't know why it is, but
Speaker 1: it is. Make sure you grabbed the podcast version of
Speaker 1: the show. It's available every day seventh or Texas at
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Speaker 4: Stay with us.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play song quiz in just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll rebound from last week's last minute disaster where
Speaker 1: we got flim flammed by the game and a song
Speaker 1: that nobody knew, Yeah, no one ever heard of before.
Speaker 2: And the guy got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something was messed up there, and the story we
Speaker 1: love is coming up. Tricia's got the story we love
Speaker 1: coming up in just a moment of Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 2: You thought she was gone, right, she won't go away.
Speaker 4: She won't go away. You're right, that's coming up in
Speaker 4: just a sec.
Speaker 1: But I read something very very disturbing for me that
Speaker 1: Americans this Fourth of July are going to skip the
Speaker 1: grill and prepare hot dogs in their air fryers. I
Speaker 1: saw that, and there's a word for that, Communist.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's the word for it.
Speaker 1: Don't cook your Fourth of July hot dogs in your
Speaker 1: air air frar.
Speaker 2: That's about as un American as you can get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that just screams the wissification of America.
Speaker 2: Right, because you gotta be out there. You're gonna putting
Speaker 2: your time at the grill in the heat outside.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just get out there and do it.
Speaker 2: Come on, you guys.
Speaker 1: We had a friend once and they took over the
Speaker 1: grilling of the hot dogs on the Fourth of July once.
Speaker 4: And they were never asked to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You just love it. You love it
Speaker 2: that that happened. It was one mistake.
Speaker 1: I don't think someone should come to a man's home
Speaker 1: and take over his grill and then foul it up.
Speaker 4: Sandy. I'm just saying, you know, do that, you don't
Speaker 4: do that. The stories.
Speaker 2: Like studio all right. Rosie O'Donnell apparently did not enjoy
Speaker 2: watching the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez's wedding and might be
Speaker 2: because she wasn't invited and had to settle for getting
Speaker 2: the information through news reports like the rest of us did.
Speaker 2: But it apparently bothered her so much that she took
Speaker 2: to substack and wrote a poem. And here's what it said,
Speaker 2: turned my stomach seeing all these billionaires gathering in the
Speaker 2: gross excess of it, all the show of it, that
Speaker 2: was one part of it. Then she took it aim
Speaker 2: at Oprah. I didn't know Oprah and Rosie had beef,
Speaker 2: did you? I know? If they didn't before, they do now.
Speaker 2: And this is what she wrote, is Oprah friends with
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos? Really? How is that possible? He treats his
Speaker 2: employees with disdain by any metric, He's not a nice man.
Speaker 2: And then she went on to attack Lauren Sanchez at Rosie, O'Donnell,
Speaker 2: stop Rose moved. You made a big spectacle of moving.
Speaker 2: Nobody stopped you. Yeah, she moves to here's the thing.
Speaker 1: She moves to Ireland so she can get away from America.
Speaker 1: Yet she keeps trying to inject herself into everything that's American.
Speaker 1: I really think there's something wrong with her, Like she
Speaker 1: needs professional help. If you follow her social media's there's
Speaker 1: something wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't follow her.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, and she just could you
Speaker 1: imagine going through life being that miserable, right, that you
Speaker 1: had to write that stupid poem about two people that
Speaker 1: you probably don't even know. Yeah, and just be I mean,
Speaker 1: just be that miserable.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm always very interested in people who do stuff like this,
Speaker 2: Like did she get a lot of responses right, Like
Speaker 2: where people like heck, yeah, Rosie, we're with you, like
Speaker 2: her followers and stuff like that. Right, But you're right,
Speaker 2: it's very injecting herself into American culture. Nothing to do
Speaker 2: with her nothing Again, what I thought was very interesting
Speaker 2: a report that I heard when she was making such
Speaker 2: a huge deal about moving because Trump became president, And
Speaker 2: I mean really, people were like, Okay.
Speaker 1: She's one of those people that but she has a
Speaker 1: much bigger platform than most of us. She's just one
Speaker 1: of those people that thinks everybody wants to hear her
Speaker 1: opinion on everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one does, nobody cares. I feel like at
Speaker 2: some point she was relevant. She was a very funny comedian.
Speaker 2: She was on the nice Yeah. But at some point, though,
Speaker 2: like I feel like that's passed and it's starting to
Speaker 2: feel like she's just trying to claw at hanging on
Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's very sad. I think
Speaker 2: it's sad.
Speaker 1: So the JB and Sandy Show starts at seven.
Speaker 4: If you missed yesterday's show, here's something you missed.
Speaker 1: The world's most annoying gender reveiled party apparently happened in Austin.
Speaker 1: JB's gonna tell us about it in just a moment
Speaker 1: and a quick request, a small public service announcement. You
Speaker 1: fireworks lovers, I know you pyromaniacs are out there. You
Speaker 1: want to snap off your lady fingers and shoot off
Speaker 1: your bottle rockets and you know, do all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Can you just wait till the fourth of July? We
Speaker 1: don't clean it on the third one night, Okay, I
Speaker 1: get it. That's fine. I'll put up with it, but
Speaker 1: we don't need it all night on the third too,
Speaker 1: or the fifth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the like, I'm I'm in Austin, near down town,
Speaker 3: so it's not a big factor.
Speaker 4: What's it?
Speaker 2: What's the ruling in Cedar Park doesn't seem to matter? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I just wonder if they're illegal, but people are definitely
Speaker 3: firing them.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: I think it is illegal in Williamson.
Speaker 3: County, and it's been we haven't had much rain. Keep
Speaker 3: that in mind, it's very dry out there.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's definitely illegal in the Austin city limits.
Speaker 2: People do not do not care about that. I'm looking
Speaker 2: up right now to see.
Speaker 1: I think Williamson County is you're not supposed to, but
Speaker 1: I think people do it anyway and it's allowed. And
Speaker 1: the I so bad for a lot of the dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some dogs that's scared to death. Did you find that, Tricia.
Speaker 2: They say that some fireworks are still allowed in parts
Speaker 2: of unincorporated Williamson County, but they're encouraging people not to
Speaker 2: shoot them off within the city limits.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll just save it for the fourth if you've
Speaker 4: got them.
Speaker 2: Okay, come on, you guys, let us sleep the other nights. Please, JB.
Speaker 4: Tell us about this gender reveal that you were at.
Speaker 3: It showed up in my social media feed because someone
Speaker 3: I know was there. Okay, I don't know who the
Speaker 3: people are, but it was in their story.
Speaker 4: And it was Oh my god, I see the look
Speaker 4: on JB's face. Right, it's painful to even say.
Speaker 3: Right, Hey, my daughter's twenty three gender reveal was not
Speaker 3: a thing when your daughter was born.
Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago? Was that a thing?
Speaker 4: No thing?
Speaker 3: The Lord, No, it's a very new thing, and it's
Speaker 3: just another reason to have another dang party and collect
Speaker 3: gifts from people, I swear. But it was on a
Speaker 3: rooftop and in downtown Austin, on a pickleball court, and
Speaker 3: they threw a ball up and hit it, pink dust everywhere,
Speaker 3: and a bunch of twenty somethings cheering and whooping, and oh.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh gosh.
Speaker 3: You're annoying.
Speaker 2: I don't even know you when you're annoying. And those
Speaker 2: videos of these gender they're not going to age.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna look back on those and be like,
Speaker 1: what were we thinking?
Speaker 4: Why did you do that? Right?
Speaker 2: They went all out though a pickleball.
Speaker 4: Root on a rooftop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that one of those fancy buildings downtown today?
Speaker 4: Is that common to have.
Speaker 3: A pickle I don't know. They're popping up everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I feel like I'm the only one that
Speaker 3: doesn't have a pickleball court.
Speaker 2: Or never played it. For you never played it either?
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't. I just wouldn't
Speaker 3: be annoying about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, friends who love pickleball so much they built
Speaker 2: their own court in their backyard. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: That's for your neighbors. It's the most annoying sound.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, your friend.
Speaker 3: I have a friend in Terrytown and the and the
Speaker 3: very wealthy family that combined like three lots put a
Speaker 3: pickleball court right up against her fence. And so she
Speaker 3: has to listen to that on the evenings like it's
Speaker 3: a it's a it's just an annoying sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So but it was there having a girl these people.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: So cutting to the ball boy, you know, I Tricia
Speaker 1: said she would have full on had a gender reveled party.
Speaker 1: But she's gonna look like a single mom at it
Speaker 1: because I wanted to go to it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's I'm not up to I'm not up to
Speaker 3: the rules on gender reveals. Again, it wasn't a thing
Speaker 3: when my daughter was born. But do they do a
Speaker 3: because there's blue and pink? Is there a non binary ray?
Speaker 3: Dust wouldn't be get a yellow cake? Let me be clear.
Speaker 2: When I said I would have done it, that was
Speaker 2: back when the gender reveal was simply slicing a cake
Speaker 2: and the inside of the cake was blue or pink.
Speaker 2: This was before the fireworks that like burnt hundreds and
Speaker 2: hundreds of acres at a gender reveal gone wrong. This
Speaker 2: was before the pickleball. This was before the gender reveals
Speaker 2: got ridiculous. I would have been happy with the little
Speaker 2: cake slice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't have anything to do with it. Oh
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, just embarrassing all the way around, and everyone's
Speaker 1: just trying to top.
Speaker 3: Each other with it too, right, and they want to
Speaker 3: go viral, right, it's yeah, it's not about Okay, that
Speaker 3: might have been cute, but it's about going viral online.
Speaker 3: It's not just about you and your partner and your friends.
Speaker 4: It's it's more than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the pompost.
Speaker 3: It's probably what they said, this is going to be
Speaker 3: great content.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, you're right.
Speaker 2: It's like pomposals. Nobody just asks anymore. You have to
Speaker 2: do something big and crazy for a promoposal.
Speaker 1: Oh guys, stop it, stopping it.
Speaker 2: He's always like, oh my god, they are going to
Speaker 2: be so embarrassed down the road when this video comes
Speaker 2: back around. They are some of them are a little cringey,
Speaker 2: but they're going to.
Speaker 4: Be like, what was I thinking to do that?
Speaker 1: To ask this girl to go to prom with me
Speaker 1: by filling her car up with em and m's and Skittles? O?
Speaker 2: I would love that so much.
Speaker 4: But the funny.
Speaker 1: One was there was a funny one with a kid
Speaker 1: that played hockey, one of the kids that Landry goes
Speaker 1: to school with.
Speaker 4: What did he do?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, what did he do? He he somehow incorporated
Speaker 2: a bad word into his question? What was it? And
Speaker 2: it was like, only with me, each kid hold a letter,
Speaker 2: a letter, it would be fucking great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I just found an article on some
Speaker 3: of the new trends for parents.
Speaker 4: These are newer things.
Speaker 3: These did not exist when our children were born. Conception announcements.
Speaker 3: Couples are now sharing IVF success, embryo transfer day, or
Speaker 3: even ovulation test results as a pre pregnancy announcement. Name
Speaker 3: reveal parties are a thing. Name reveals, ultrasound three D
Speaker 3: scan viewing parties are now a thing. What registry reveal
Speaker 3: are now a thing? And there's one more, the nursery
Speaker 3: reveal how you decorated it? So it's really nothing to
Speaker 3: do with the baby at all. It is just to
Speaker 3: do with you getting all of the attention about all
Speaker 3: the things that you're doing. An ovulation reveal party.
Speaker 4: Is that like your mucus plug?
Speaker 2: Is there nothing but the way before the mucus plugs?
Speaker 4: What's the mucus plug?
Speaker 2: The mucus plugs. When you're about to give birth, that's
Speaker 2: when you know you better hurry it up. It's when
Speaker 2: your mucus plug shoots out. How about C section scar reveal?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: First breast reading reveal.
Speaker 2: Whether or not you pooped or did not poop on
Speaker 2: the table during birth reveal?
Speaker 3: What they what do they call that? That first poop?
Speaker 2: Marcromium reveal reveal? The crusty belly button reveal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you think about all of this, having the
Speaker 1: baby's disgusting, it really is. It's really really gross, isn't it?
Speaker 1: That was from yesterday morning. The JB and Sandy Hour
Speaker 1: starts at seven this morning, or stream the podcast whenever
Speaker 1: you want. Search JB and Sandy on iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 1: I'd like to get a shout out to two every
Speaker 1: single day air goggers that I hear from every day.
Speaker 1: Pam number ten and Sonya number one.
Speaker 2: I love it that they check in.
Speaker 1: They check in every single day and let us know
Speaker 1: that they're out there. So thank you very much, and
Speaker 1: said Sonya said says you can't start a day without
Speaker 1: hearing from us, which is super sweet.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, Right, ready for caring, don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm ready, get your air gong hand, ready, get your
Speaker 1: mallet ready, Here.
Speaker 2: We go, all right, Sandy, do you care? Don't care?
Speaker 2: To find out what happened in Cedar Point, Ohio when
Speaker 2: they opened up their new roller coaster on Saturday for
Speaker 2: a new attraction. It is this it King's Island. I
Speaker 2: believe so been there, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'll care.
Speaker 2: Yep. They were opened the brand new roller coaster on
Speaker 2: Saturday and on the first ride, it immediately broke down
Speaker 2: and stranded a bunch of people up.
Speaker 4: Not a good start.
Speaker 2: Don't think it was ready to uh ready to be open.
Speaker 1: You got to be what it feel for the engineers
Speaker 1: people that put that together, they tested it with no
Speaker 1: one on it over and over and then the one
Speaker 1: time they get some people on it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: The one time everybody was fine, Wow, that's embarrassing. Sandy,
Speaker 2: Do you care? Don't care? To find out with thousands
Speaker 2: of people in Norway thought they won but did not win.
Speaker 2: And really, if this happened to me, man, I would
Speaker 2: throw down.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I care, and I think I can guess
Speaker 1: what it is, just because what you said there at
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 4: Apparently they thought they won the lotto.
Speaker 2: Thousands of people in Norway thought they won a huge
Speaker 2: prize in the lottery this past Friday, but it turned
Speaker 2: out it was a clerical error. Ouch, thousands of people
Speaker 2: thought they won. Oh, oh my god, forty seven thousand
Speaker 2: people to be exact, Oh, they went thousand mad people,
Speaker 2: huge amounts of many. Can you imagine, like everybody dreams
Speaker 2: of what that feeling is like to hit the lottery. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then to find out that it was a mistake
Speaker 2: and it was a currency conversion issue or something crazy.
Speaker 4: Like that, so they get nothing.
Speaker 2: Mistakenly informed they had won and they get nothing. At
Speaker 2: some heads would roll. Yeah, that's all I can say,
Speaker 2: all right, Sandy. Last one, Kara, don't care to find
Speaker 2: out what the most popular toy was the year you
Speaker 2: were born?
Speaker 1: Year I was born in June of nineteen sixty eight, Sure,
Speaker 1: what was it?
Speaker 2: You had the pleasure of having hot wheels be the
Speaker 2: number one toy the year that you were born.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great for some people. I just not a
Speaker 1: bad childhood memories.
Speaker 2: Of hot wheels, but before the bad childhood memories, before
Speaker 2: the incident. We'll just refer to it as the incident.
Speaker 2: Did you not like hot wheels car?
Speaker 4: I kind of.
Speaker 1: I mean I'd never really been a car guy, you know,
Speaker 1: but like no, I mean I had like one I
Speaker 1: got my map by my hot wheels tracks, and then
Speaker 1: I got one car.
Speaker 4: You know. That was it. It wasn't like you kept collecting.
Speaker 2: Them or that was it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was it mine. I threw them away.
Speaker 2: And then you threw them away because you got in
Speaker 2: trouble with them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I got in trouble with the hot whealels tracks.
Speaker 2: Mine was weebels flame we people's wobbles but they don't
Speaker 2: fall down. Bles wabble, but they don't fall down the
Speaker 2: egg shaped figures that are waited on the bottle. Blame blame.
Speaker 2: That was mine. I was one year off from nerfball.
Speaker 2: Man nerf Ball was nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have the nerf ball in the swimming
Speaker 1: pool and get it full of water and throw it
Speaker 1: that throw it.
Speaker 2: It was no longer the ball that did not hurt
Speaker 2: you water and not.
Speaker 4: The easiest ball to throw either.
Speaker 1: No, and then and then my neighbor, I remember my
Speaker 1: neighbor's dog used to always tear up the nerf ball
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 4: It was so mad. Don't leave it in the yard.
Speaker 4: Don't leave it in the yard.
Speaker 2: Gerald, weren't you a pet rock guy? No, you didn't
Speaker 2: have pet rocky.
Speaker 1: There's a big dispute in our house. Okay, listen, my
Speaker 1: mother has this rock. It's red and it's got a
Speaker 1: black black eyes and a black smiley face on it.
Speaker 1: She is convinced herself that I made painted that rock.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know where it came from. I really don't.
Speaker 2: And my mom thinks Sandy painted that when he was eight,
Speaker 2: or she a skept it all these years. I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 2: I didn't paint it. I don't know where it came.
Speaker 2: You're not crafty guy, I don't think you were.
Speaker 4: Then look at it. You know I didn't paint.
Speaker 2: That because it's like really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly weird. Yeah, what a strange childhood I had.
Speaker 2: I know you're very angsty about your childhood. That's for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh, you should have seen me when I was a child.
Speaker 1: I'm glad, angry, angry young man. I was the epitome
Speaker 1: of the angry gen X angry.
Speaker 2: Generation you except you were doing it back in the
Speaker 2: sixties and seventies.
Speaker 4: I was ahead of my time.
Speaker 2: Hey, thank you very much for listening.
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