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unpack my back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, feel free to unpack

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your bag when you have an instrument that sole purpose

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is to rupture your asshole. Yeah, oh that's next to

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my socks, right, feel free to put those in.

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Speaker 2: And maybe rupture isn't the right word. They're meant to

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kind of arouse and stretch the capacity of the rectal cavity.

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Now you could ask yourself, I thought that was just

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for shitting. Nope, nope, we live in a technicolor wood. Hellai,

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Welcome aboard another brands banking new episode of another blow

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it's a new.

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Speaker 1: Pat Hey permission to come aboard. Hey hey, hey, I

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want to get on that fancy elevator.

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Speaker 2: It's not fair. I mean, it's like a there's a

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facade because it uh, it's kind of like Disneyland where

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there's this lovely outside, but in the back there's somebody

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who's making like seven dollars an hour being screamed at

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for having a mustard staying on their face. You know,

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So the elevator doesn't work. Broke down first episode, but

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this boat looks great. I like it v too. We

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come from the doldrums of the clown car of Parsifal

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onto this metropolitan. What is that word? Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Oh I the difference of service of carring was so far.

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I'm just comparing Daisy with Lara. Seems like, I hate

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to say it. Uh, Daisy had a case of the

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uh fuckets and Lara cares. She's very anal. Yeah, she

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cares like, hey, spin that glass around, it's not facing

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the right to That's.

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Speaker 2: An odd word. What was the word anal?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's been like it used to make

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sense and then we perverted it. We did feel like

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anal had no say in it. Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 1: It's sad a perfectionist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Good a Patreon, go to it good Patreon. There's

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Traders there. Oh yeah, and uh and Traders is our

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favorite show.

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Speaker 1: Traders is our favorite show besides possibly this season maybe yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get into my thoughts and knots

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too early.

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Speaker 2: Well, you can go ahead and get into your thoughts

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and knots. We have Traders at Patreon. We have ads tonight,

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we'll have ads for this season. So if you want

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to add three episodes, go to Patreon dot com.

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Speaker 1: I love you, goodbye, Okay Dell. I love the casting.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm seems good, very good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah uh, and that really confirms how awful Sailing was.

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Captain Glenn, I think you listen.

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Speaker 2: I like you, Glenn.

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Speaker 1: I love you Captain Glenn, and I can't wait to

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see you next season. Your show needs to be fixed.

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Speaker 2: And how christ like of us? I mean, he's a

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prostitute murder. That's cereal prostitute murderer. But you know there,

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what's this line from the Bible about empathy insert here?

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easygoing management style. Yeah, well, big improvement. Love the elevator.

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I think they should have two, one for service one Fortel,

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so work on that. Also. Love the new chief stew Laura.

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Speaker 2: What a dickhead huh.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a real perfectionist Lara as much as

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I loved Kermit, because she's a delightful person. I'm glad

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we have some new blood as the chiefs do here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we only have one two holdovers. We have Serena.

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Speaker 1: We got Hairy.

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Speaker 2: Good to see Serena.

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Speaker 2: Great to see Harry, well, I mean great to see

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Speaker 1: Also, there's some new production. We have temperatures.

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Speaker 2: See, we have a lot of chiruns. We have a

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step counter. Oh that's right, we have step counter. We

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have temperature as you mentioned. So a lot of great

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work from the Chiron department. Love a sous chef, love

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy that it took what seventy eight seasons

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to get to a Sioux chef.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and already the dramas down in the kitchen. I

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loved the episode. I think this is going to be

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an amazing season. I am going to start off with

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one of my highest ratings of knots ever, I'm going

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to give it ninety eight knots.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think so.

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got to start off with the modest seventy pots because

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it was a great first episode. But we don't know

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where this season's going to take us. You know, we

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could have a new ceiling established, we could have a

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new floor established. Who knows. But I really like this episode.

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The Greek is awful. Now.

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Speaker 1: He called him self Yiannis, but his real name is

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Johnny Well.

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you can americanize it or western eze it. I think

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is Greece Western. I'm pretty sure it's like kind of

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one of the seats of like Western civilization, I think.

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they're like rolling everything in, like all of leaves and stuff.

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and you help me out there. It's great leaves. Yeah, dolds,

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I love them. You go to Gelson's they have them there. Fantastic.

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seventy pots.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if there's any uh any other

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housekeeping to get.

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Speaker 2: Out of the way. No, no, I'm gonna get high. Yeah, yep,

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oh go ahead, I think so.

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Speaker 2: I know it's an important episode, kind of sets the

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standard for the season, but you know, I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'll be the This is gonna be the

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first announcement for this. We are going to be switching

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this feed. You don't have to do anything. I'm gonna

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say that right out of the gate. The artwork for

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this show in the coming weeks, maybe a month, will

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turn to bad TV. It doesn't change anything other than

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on below Deck, it'll just remain the same. You'll just

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the bad TV feed. It's gonna be very confusing.

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Speaker 1: But that's why I'm like, I'm just like mentioning it. Now,

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this is how I you do this with my four

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year old Ellie. Bed time is in eight minutes.

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gotten so many mean comments over the years about really

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dumb shit.

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Speaker 1: Right right, so I feel like I've talked to you

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Speaker 2: Hey, we say's anthe blydec dan and now let's start

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the trailer. Looks great, it did. We've got people get fired,

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sous chef and we've got bros punching captains. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Now, Dyl. One thing that's confusing about this right out

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of the gate is the show's called down Under, which

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one would assume would then take place in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, hang on a second. The most, the

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foremost announcement, the most important announcement. We've won the war

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with Bravo. Oh yeah, I mean, creators are back. You're

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gonna get these one. I mean, it's crazy, you know what.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm laying down my weapon now, Bravo. You

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Speaker 2: Our Claymores are leaving our hands and they are hitting

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the floor of the Klang. We won the war.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm allowing you to wave that white flag and

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just sash at your ass in the opposite direction.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, never do it again.

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You can practice your own religion here. We're going to

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need you to pay taxes, but you can really do

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whatever you want. Oh and if we go to war

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with anybody else, we're going to need to get script you.

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Speaker 1: That's it, okay, Dylan, the show is called down Under. Yeah,

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but I believe we're off the eastern coast of Africa,

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the Achilles. That's right now, I mean I'll just say this,

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a converted Japanese whaling ship.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing has an elevator. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,

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we've arrived.

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Speaker 2: Last season was a converted whaling ship, which is it's

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just crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I remember there was a scene one of

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the crew members is like, hey, why are the stairs red.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, they're they're not red.

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mauth Ives and good news, hot Ass. Captain hot Ass

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can put his own contacts in. Now. Do we miss Asia?

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country in a van taking a dump in a bucket.

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being homeless. You know, we we really glorify this van

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life trend. But it's just being a fucking bum, you

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know what I mean. And there are degrees of that, right,

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Asians scott are not stabbing at people with shards of

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glass for leftover, God knows what these people lead. And

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by three of these zombies in the last five years. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Attack They they throw stuff at us, and they stink

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and you know we we we live amongst them, so

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we have firsthand knowledge. Okay, my god, are they good

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building code office they go in to build a like

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get these people in because what they can do with

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plastic and twine is like, you guys can't even compete

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with this. Give these people actual you know what, just

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solve it. All these contractors they're shady characters. Right, give

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the contracting licenses to the bums of Los Angeles. Let's

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build affordable housing. Let's do it on the cheap. Let's

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get back to below deck Danda. Right now, he being

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hot Ass. Captain hot Ass has some new mates. He's

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got a fish tank. What do you think of the

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quality of the fish tank.

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Speaker 1: Those aren't even saltwater fish, those are cooi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. We meet

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and Serena thinks is going to be great. Now. You

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and I seeing the show would see that instantaneously and

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think impossible. They're setting you up to kill one another

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for our entertainment, and we love that kitchen looks absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean great in the just in its size.

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if you have if you're in equestrian it means you're

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either you know, probably poor and from the planes, right,

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or your Christopher or you're rich. Right. So we'll see

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which one she is.

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Speaker 1: Now we get a little this is I mean, we'll

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see rat history. Well, I'll have to go back to

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the the history of below deck, but I think this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty sad one.

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Speaker 1: Well, she says dad was an aeroplane pilot and she

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loved his professionalism, but what she loved more was the

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professionalism of the flight attendants. Yeah, and clearly clearly she

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was talking about a time long past. Get on a

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plane now and see the quality of the service of

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the flight attendants. Excuse me? Can I can I have

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some pretzels? You'll get pretzels when I feel like it,

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and put your mask on. Shut up. Yeah, I think

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COVID's over like four years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put

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your mask on. Okay, did you upload the app to

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get pretzels? I need an app to get pretzels. Where

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do I download. I'm sorry, sir, the WiFi is real

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slow here.

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Speaker 2: So basically she need to pay for the Wi Fi,

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and you need an app to pay for the WiFi,

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but you can't get the app to pay for the

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Wi Fi with that Wi Fi. So the last five.

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Speaker 1: Times I've been on a plane, it has been the

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most miserable experience of my.

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Speaker 2: Entire Well, you know, I do another show called Conspiracy

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Social Club with the lunatic Sam Tripoli, and he is

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a conspiracy that they're encouraging us to not fly so

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we don't go anywhere, right, And it makes all the

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sense in the world, makes all the sense of the

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world Southwest. If they're really trying to do this, they

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should just show that video of that guy in a

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burger king Crown yelling the end word and just be like,

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do you really want to do this now? But you know,

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it's odd because in the begin you know, it's tough

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for us because I think, you know, the sea rats

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listen to the show, especially in the beginning. You know,

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news they'll stop listening at the fourth episode, I think,

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tough to say. Lara's dad probably slept around quite a bit.

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He's an airline pilot, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I looked at a list of occupations where there was

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the most infidelity. Yeah, and that was up there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, big time.

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it murder?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the professional with the most pedophilia? Actually, is

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that right? Yeah, so we're we're not, you know, we

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are trying to offend everybody. Yeah. They really do have

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a problem with that.

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Speaker 1: Though, Now, dyl you were touching on that. Zorena and

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Laura know each other, and yes, will choose to be

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roommates clearly though they're I don't think they like each other.

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Speaker 2: Well, Serena is like a you know, a golden doodle,

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you know what I mean. And Laura is kind of

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like a bit of an icy bitch. So she doesn't

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want anything to do with Serena really, But it's tough

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to navigate these waters right now.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think she used an example. She said Zorena

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was an acquired taste. Yeah, like vegemite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: First off, vegemite is not an acquired taste. It's something

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that our lovely Aussies have been indoctrinated into because they

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ate it at a young age. It tastes like a

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beef bullyon after a kangaroo shit on it. It's fucking disgusting.

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There's a reason it has zero market share in any

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other country but Australia. So it's not an acquir taste.

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You've all been.

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Speaker 2: Fooled, right, I mean the Brits have like, ma mind

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I think, yes, yeah, it's yeast on toast.

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Speaker 1: What's our thing?

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Speaker 2: We probably eat too much spam.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, spam's discoos.

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Speaker 2: Well that's Hawaii's thing, But I guess Hawaii is part

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of us, right, I don't know what is our thing?

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Speaker 1: We have something that must be disgusting.

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Speaker 2: The people are disgusting sometimes yea, yeah, military spending.

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Speaker 1: Who's that? Uh he's like a version of Anthony Bourdame,

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but he's fat. Zimmerman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He went up to Alaska and meant, this tribe up

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there and they.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any gross shit? I can eat it?

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Speaker 1: And he almost threw up. Yeah for him, that's a

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big deal because he never throws up. It was uh,

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whale blubber that had turned into mold.

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Speaker 2: Well, the Inuits are funky people, you know. They've They've

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got like thirty eight different words for snow, you know

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what I mean. And that's beautiful, but it's also a

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little ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know as a viewer, because I was a

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fan of bizarre foods that it was truly disgusting. I

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saw that guy eat a goat eyeball one time and

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not bad a fucking eye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. What you know, I understand that

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you have to cater tenisies, you know, that's what we've done.

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But there's a reason why Anthony Bourdain was much more

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popular before he hung himself. Oh wow, A very tragic yeah,

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but you know he was more broad. You know, Hill

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eat normal food. And Andrews Zimmerman has to go around

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pretending that fucking intestines and ghana taste you know, a choir. Now,

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it doesn't taste acquired. It tastes like disease. Sorry, I mean,

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I'm not that's not a commentary in Africa. I'm just

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saying eating the intestines of that tastes like disease.

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Speaker 1: I went to homes for the Habitat like twenty years ago.

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So I'm down in like I don't know, building a

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house down there, helping out and the family were building

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it for they were cooking something in a pot all day. Yeah,

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and I looked at I asked one of the guys like, hey,

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what the hell is that. He's like, it's uh, it's

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cow intestines. Yeah, and this is food that they're going

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to serve us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I worry that we've been on this for a little

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go ahead, probably.

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Speaker 1: Their entire week's money to feed all up. Yeah, so

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you're gonna fucking eat it? I remember thinking, no fucking way.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean you went to

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Thailand where there actually is delicious food, and you requested hamburgers,

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so that's right, no way you were going to eat

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and you you were Interarexic, so you know, skipping a

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meal is heaven to you. Let's meet we On.

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Speaker 1: We A yep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. He's the Boson and is obviously from Citi Africa.

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His decie is also a stewie that always goes well.

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Her name is a Dare. She is from Georgia. She's

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used to mudding and punching catfish in the face. I

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don't know what they do down there.

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Speaker 1: I have some thoughts here and this might get me

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in trouble out of the Okay, okay, Adair. She shares

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that she thought she was kidnapped at some point, but

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then she just thought that and it was just the thought,

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it never actually happened. I think she may be an airhead.

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Speaker 2: And you usually know if you've been kidnapped.

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Speaker 1: That's my point. Yeah, probably too early to call her

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an airhead, but she's on notice right now. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's like that scene and Thank You for Smoking, where

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he gets thrown into the van and they put the

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nicotine patches all over him like there's no real guesswork there.

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You've been kidnapped. Yeah, yeah, where that poor lady from?

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I think I know you're silence of the lambs. Oh,

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somebody asks you to help them with the couch, never

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go tail in. I mean now you say no, right.

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Speaker 1: It gets you to feel they count on you, feeling

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guilty about saying no.

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Speaker 2: That that's why you got to say no to these

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with the lotion in the basket. Anthony comes aboard as

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well as Brianna, who is a model two, works straight

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up a little bit and that's why she's a c

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rat right now. And that is a tragedy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I hope she can get back on her feet

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and hit those runways in Paris. You know, Cheffy Anthony

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tells us that he's ready to showcase his talent. And

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I know this from just watching many cooking shows I

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have showcasing your talent means cleaning pants and shutting the

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fuck up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And we'll get to this battle

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of wits and wills. But Serena first jokes about having

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a model aboard and listen, I didn't mean to call

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Lara an icb right out of the gate, but this

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was kind of tough for me. She says, you know,

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it's nice to have another model aboard. And I don't

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know if it's editing, but she responds to Serena in

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a very robotic, kind of annoyed kind of way. It's like, Laura,

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it's it's stay one. It's not you know, it's not

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a gut buster, but it's a it's a humorous thing

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to say. So let's not you know, let's just be

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not mean.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we've been watching a lot of sea rats

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over the last six years of doing this. By the way,

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thank you, Chief Stu for doing a love post on face.

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Speaker 2: Chief Stu. We got to play the what's that fucking song?

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Speaker 1: Called?

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Speaker 2: With the bugles.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chiefs Do are Facebook admint. Let chiefst know

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on Facebook if you want to take over the blowdeck

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page to admin. He's retiring. I think we love your

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Chiefs Do.

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Speaker 2: God, Chiefs Do is the best.

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Speaker 1: He is the best.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing that we've lost a moud, I know, heartbreaking.

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Speaker 1: I think we might have done something. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Those are the rifles firing.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's going anywhere. Who wants to lose

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that honor?

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Speaker 2: You know? No, I mean, listen, you gotta do what

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you love. And Stu loves moderating the insane people in

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our politic face book group, which I don't have access

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to because of hate speech.

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Speaker 1: Right yeah, Marina Latina, Marina.

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Speaker 2: The Latina are Brazilians Latinas, I think, so yeah, get

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in the comments, let us know. But yeah, she's We've

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got Anthony, We've got Marina, we've got Harriet, and we've

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got them all aboard Katina. I think that that's what

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this boat's name is. Katina. Anthony worked with a Michelin

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star chef making burgers. I'm gonna be very protective of

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Serena in the beginning, So let's just say this now

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this guide. They're throwing Michelin stars around like they're you know,

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toys at the end of a dentist appointment. I think, so,

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you know, let's chill out on that whole thing. Johnny

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aka Jannis he is. Do you know what a Huberman

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husband is?

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Speaker 1: I do not.

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Speaker 2: Huberman husbands are people that watch Andrew Huberman and then

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form their identity around atomic habits that are very masculine forward.

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So he does be jj. He probably cold plunges. He

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probably thinks that he's gonna just.

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Speaker 1: Trying to be his optimum himself, right, right.

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Speaker 2: Optimization and all this shit carnivore diet and you know,

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you shit blood, but you're fucking, you know, crushing it right,

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So this guy needs to calm the fuck down immediately.

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He I think he wrote somewhere that a clear sky

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fears no thunderstorms and that was said by I think

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a navy seal on a podcast, and he just put

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it on his bio. So, yeah, we've got to stop

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that just immediately. He also pronounces himself the lead deckhand,

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which is.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a few more layers underneath that douchebag facade.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see. So we get to Serena and her

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suschef doing a little interview before the call for battle.

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Serena asks what his weaknesses are, and he's safe to

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say has a little bit of a panic attack.

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Speaker 1: It's our first little miniature, little dust up. He pushes

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back on.

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Speaker 2: The questions and he's no different than any young, virulent,

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you know, possibly dumb man. He he wants respect immediately,

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he wants responsibility, of responsibility on a next generation, and

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he definitely doesn't want to take p's and q's from

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this kookie broad you know what I mean. That's right,

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So we'll see how that goes not good. We get

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00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:33,680
to the stars of the show at our first team meeting, Josco,

469
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,200
Petar and Nino. These guys are real human traffickers. I mean,

470
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,440
these guys really look like Cole shovelers, and it's good

471
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,519
to see them back because we don't have that. In

472
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:47,279
sailing Out, we have Daffodil.

473
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that boat starts sinking. The first thing that

474
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:54,039
gets close is those air locks. Yeah, you saw that

475
00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:54,880
scene in Titanic.

476
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 2: You can lose Josco because Josco is a lot like Daffodil.

477
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:04,319
He's a loner, he's experienced the darkest corners of this world,

478
00:24:04,759 --> 00:24:09,559
and he has probably a lot of great tales. But

479
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:11,559
you can definitely leave him downstairs to drought.

480
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: That's right. So it's sad, it is, but you know,

481
00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:20,599
safety first, all right, all right, So then we get.

482
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: To the crew meeting day.

483
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Captain Jason hot, Captain Jason. Which I'm not crazy

484
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,160
about his hair this year. He's got that little little

485
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,119
tail of hair that's like an eighties thing. It's unbecoming,

486
00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:35,319
kind of like a half measure mullet. Yep, Okay, that's

487
00:24:35,319 --> 00:24:38,680
exactly what it is. Jason says. He this is a

488
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,640
direct quote. He says, I want this to feel like

489
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:46,480
a family. Yeah, that you can have sex.

490
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 2: With, right, right, right, yeah, right, Yeah, that's.

491
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: The best of both worlds.

492
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: We're brothers and sisters here. We can bang, but just

493
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640
don't do it in front of the guests, and if

494
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,519
you do, I'm gonna have a t talking to you.

495
00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,279
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, we're family.

496
00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:09,039
Speaker 2: We split off for two different meetings. We've got Interior

497
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,400
and we've got the deck team. Now we're dealing with

498
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,200
a terrorist already in the Greek He I think I

499
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,599
clocked this correctly. I think he told him boss to

500
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,200
let him lead the crew, and then he assigns himself

501
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:26,319
lead deckhand, which is absolutely bonkers. I feel as though

502
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,720
he is a great evil aboard this vessel and my

503
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:34,240
least favorite character so far so far. Okay, we've got

504
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:38,079
a weavil infestation. Evidently there was, you know, one of

505
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,759
these great builders that we were referring to earlier, a

506
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:45,200
homeless person I think was living in this kitchen before

507
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,920
they set sail.

508
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,759
Speaker 1: I don't want people to throw up. Maybe you're driving

509
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,119
in your car right now, in whatever country you're in,

510
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,640
and you're eating I don't know, some of that vegamine

511
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,960
or whatever, and I don't want to get into maggots,

512
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,839
but I'm fascinated. Maybe i'll do some recent by old time.

513
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,519
I don't understand you're on a boat, is it? Do

514
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,359
they just show up out of rotting food and just like,

515
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,480
hey here, I am.

516
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,799
Speaker 2: Well. I think if you leave rice kernels alone for

517
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:19,000
too long, they kind of molt into bugs. So they're

518
00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:23,960
they're kind of imbued with this necrotic life and they

519
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,200
start sliming around. But what they have to do because

520
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,599
of this is bleached the entire kitchen.

521
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: Like a dead body was in that refrigerator.

522
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 2: M hmm. Yeah. Did OJ use any bleacher? Did you

523
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,160
kind of get out of their bleach? No?

524
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut two people's heads off of the troll. No

525
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,640
cleanup work. I think that's why he got buzzed.

526
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

527
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: Had he had a little more time.

528
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: You know, and you know, lesson learned there. If you're

529
00:26:55,039 --> 00:27:00,640
going to kill, leave yourself enough. That's look at what

530
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,599
Dexter did. Do you think Dexter just just you know,

531
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,079
a crime of passioned his way through the serial killers

532
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:14,079
of Florida. No, he took his time, He put out plastic,

533
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,359
he found syringes, he cleaned his blades.

534
00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: I'd argue with OJ a garden hose would have helped.

535
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:21,279
Speaker 2: Him out a little bit.

536
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

537
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: Absolutely, put your thumb in front of the spickack, get

538
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,160
a little water pressure going, you know what I mean,

539
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,160
shave off, uh, you know, a couple of years. But

540
00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:34,799
he was acquitted. Actually, yeah, that's right, that's right.

541
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: The glove didn't fit.

542
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, he definitely got those people's heads off.

543
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,319
But we get to the primary and our first of

544
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,799
the season. It's time for the pre friendship.

545
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:55,839
Speaker 1: Matang markin Megan the Vegan, Donkim dyl I have to

546
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:59,559
tell you something. Tell me these charter guests. Actually I

547
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:01,480
got this sense they might have paid some money.

548
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,599
Speaker 2: To be honest, me too. That's what I loved the

549
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:10,200
most about this season. It looks expensive, it looks more expensive.

550
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm not to get at myself, but when breakfast isn't

551
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,920
out with the incorrect time that they thought it was

552
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,359
going to come out, because it was their fault, they

553
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,640
definitely agreed on eight thirty nine, eight o'clock. Yeah, they

554
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,359
got pissy.

555
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: That's what we want. Unreasonable wealth, unfair unethical wealth aboard

556
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:31,839
these vessels.

557
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: Speaking of which their property investment people or something so

558
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,279
they own properties or manage them or whatever. But anyway,

559
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:39,680
they got some goddamn money and high standards.

560
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:42,839
Speaker 2: Yep and way, well not really because they're still tongue blind.

561
00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:45,880
The primary likes well done, meet and their first dinner

562
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,680
theme is going to be our favorite around the world.

563
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: Now this is getting up there with Jugi's status with

564
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,519
themes of nights on these boats, which is the white party, yep,

565
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:02,400
disco night, seventies or eighties party. Let me make the case,

566
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,920
live aid, Live Aid. Oh yeah, they did that. For

567
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,640
the around the world thing. And I've talked about this before.

568
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,839
All you can eat buffets in Vegas, that disgusting place,

569
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,200
which used to be twenty dollars all you can eat,

570
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,640
I get it. Things cost more, but they still have those,

571
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,559
they do, but now I don't think they're twenty dollars

572
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,960
or even forty dollars. I think they're probably upward of

573
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:25,279
eighty dollars per person. No.

574
00:29:25,359 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: I read an article in the New Yorker. The only

575
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:32,359
thing that wasn't hit by inflation is actually the ninety

576
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,000
nine cent shrimp cocktail deal at the Golden Nugget.

577
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,279
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yea, yeah, hotel still standing?

578
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Wow.

579
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll stay there next time because every fucking dump

580
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,680
that I stay on it costs me a fortune.

581
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,319
Speaker 2: Well, what you don't know is that you're paying to

582
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,960
actually protect yourself from the sadness on display at the

583
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,559
Golden Nugget, right, because there are a lot of oxygen tanks,

584
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:54,839
and there's a lot of one dollar blackjack tables, and

585
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,160
you do not want to go around that.

586
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: The audience knows is still in I hate Las Vegas,

587
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,079
you do, yeah? And I hate buffets? Why, No, I

588
00:30:03,079 --> 00:30:06,759
hate buffets because mac and cheese and chowmaine in a

589
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:09,359
garlic roll should not be on the same plate. They

590
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,200
don't make any sense together. They don't worked with each other.

591
00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:15,759
Speaker 2: Right, all right, Well that's what buffets are for, right,

592
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:19,720
rule breaking. It's anarchy. Right. If you want a pork

593
00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:24,720
spare rib and an omelet, you can have that and

594
00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:33,960
your feet will swell. But this is America. Well should

595
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,720
we go on vacation.

596
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,319
Speaker 1: I need a vacation.

597
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: We just had one, but you don't have one now

598
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:42,200
when you're a parent and you have young children, of

599
00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:43,440
vacation is not a vacation.

600
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:46,359
Speaker 1: It's actually hell dyl, this might be a great time

601
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,200
for our ad read.

602
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:49,519
Speaker 2: Oh, such a good time for the ad read.

603
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:54,359
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I use this product because I'll just say this,

604
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,000
I don't like my family anymore. They ruin vacations, so I'll.

605
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,799
Speaker 2: Start No, no, no, no, please take it away via.

606
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh oh my goodness, it helped me. They offer all

607
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,799
the products. Well, and this is the one thing I

608
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,559
like about this company. They if you want to actually sorry,

609
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,079
don't jump into it so I can give a little context.

610
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, you need to unlock the power

611
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,599
of nature. Yes, you do, okay, when you're a little

612
00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:23,839
stressed out.

613
00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:24,519
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

614
00:31:25,839 --> 00:31:28,039
Speaker 2: Think about the muses. Where do they come from? Where

615
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:32,200
does inspiration? Where does stress erasure come from? It comes

616
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,960
from the gods. What is way? I do channels that

617
00:31:36,079 --> 00:31:38,279
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618
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Speaker 1: They don't hide the ball. So this is a company

619
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620
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean what's the company?

621
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:50,559
Speaker 1: Well, it basically you can Well, you got the website

622
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over there. I'm doing a horrible job.

623
00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:53,519
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, I mean listen, if you want to

624
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625
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629
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630
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,559
like about this company. And if you go to their website,

631
00:32:18,599 --> 00:32:21,480
you can get like roll joints, you can get gummies

632
00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:25,920
and I use them because I like the gummies. Like

633
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,119
I mentioned, I can't stand my family anymore. I had

634
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,759
such a horrible Christmas break. I took a couple gummies

635
00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:33,880
when I got back, it was the best sleep of

636
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,480
my life. Yeah, they got products so you can sleep better.

637
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They even got some for your libido, Dylan.

638
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639
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every day with Fia. All right, the guests are aboard

649
00:33:18,319 --> 00:33:22,599
this vessel, right, that's right. We uh we sleep off

650
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:31,960
the weavil uh infestation and my goodness. First I should say,

651
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,680
Big Red, do you have any nicknames for these people?

652
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,079
Speaker 1: So far?

653
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

654
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,519
Speaker 1: Not yet, not yet? Who's big Red?

655
00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:44,279
Speaker 2: Big Red is? Well, it's a chewing gum, cinnamon chewing gum.

656
00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:48,200
It's it's an acquired taste, but it's the redheaded model.

657
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:51,799
Speaker 1: Oh, Brianna, Brianna, Okay, I like that big Red.

658
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, she loves her daddy.

659
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

660
00:33:58,359 --> 00:34:02,759
Speaker 2: Can you imagine competing with that? M How's Harry going

661
00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:03,680
to compete with daddy?

662
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: Well, I actually like it. I'm trying to instill this

663
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,599
in my daughter that I'm the king, I'm the best guy.

664
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,719
I am the standard. Yeah for what you should allow

665
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,159
in your life.

666
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 2: Right as a male, you're a mufasa.

667
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:15,599
Speaker 1: That's right?

668
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? Well we wake the next day after

669
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,000
the soux chef goes to sleep staring at fucking ghosts,

670
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,599
wondering what he's done to himselves and ourselves, And we

671
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,559
go through the motions of the morning. Serena micro manages

672
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,519
the crew food, which probably let's not do that, right,

673
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,760
I mean, you could serve these sea rets red barren

674
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,519
microwave pizzas and they'd be fine. So the guests arrive,

675
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,199
get a very romantic tour of the boat. We have

676
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:45,440
a stair count of the season, as we mentioned, and

677
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,880
a lovely wrought iron bike tower for the raw bar. Yeah,

678
00:34:49,039 --> 00:34:49,800
very fan.

679
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: That was interesting. It looks good. The oysters were displayed nuts.

680
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,480
But then we go to the other spectrum. Then we

681
00:34:57,519 --> 00:34:59,239
get to anal beads being unpacked.

682
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 2: That's true. So what kind of psycha.

683
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,679
Speaker 1: You're referring to the charter guests that said go ahead

684
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,119
unpack my back Yeah yeah, yeah, feel free to unpack

685
00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:11,280
your bag when you have an instrument that sole purpose

686
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,480
is to rupture your asshole. Yeah oh that's next to

687
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,440
my socks, right, feel free to uh put those in and.

688
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: Maybe rupture isn't the right word, but they're meant to

689
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:28,320
kind of arouse and stretch the capacity of the rectal cavity.

690
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,079
Now you could ask yourself, I thought that was just

691
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:37,079
for shitting nop. We live in a technicolor world, a

692
00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:42,039
land of opportunity where you can shove rows of beads

693
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,960
up until it hits your diaphragm and have sea rats

694
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:51,400
unpack it, not pull it. I'm just saying it's yeah, yeah, yeah,

695
00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:58,199
bad choice of words. So we are going to get

696
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,679
it's hot as balls. Lauren z Areena on the last

697
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,159
boat had a tough job with each other because Laura

698
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,239
was given unilateral control over the quality of everything, including

699
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,280
the food, which is insane. She had the power to

700
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,079
tell the chef that the food was not up to standard.

701
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,519
Speaker 1: Okay, so they're doing separate interviews here. And this is

702
00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:19,920
what's interesting about this dynamic. Both of them talk and

703
00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:23,000
the way they explain their working experience together their past

704
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,800
is that they fucking can't stand each other. They're bumping heads, right.

705
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,280
A great predictor of the future is, of course the past.

706
00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: Now we get to dinner, and we have a little

707
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,320
bit of an issue beforehand. The Greek lead deckhand called

708
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,000
plunder Galore, somehow makes his way out into the middle

709
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,599
of the ocean.

710
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: There's no key in that guy, damn.

711
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 2: But he doesn't have a key in the jet ski

712
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,400
and he forgot his phone, and he forgot his phone,

713
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:54,679
so I mean, at least George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg

714
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,239
had a key.

715
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm the camera guy sitting next to the lightning guy,

716
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,480
just watching.

717
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Him float off.

718
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Ah, hey dad, how long? Yeah? Do you think we

719
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:03,800
should before we tell anybody?

720
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,159
Speaker 2: Oh?

721
00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:07,559
Speaker 1: All the rules are we don't We don't engage. We

722
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,480
just let the events unfold as they have.

723
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what if he dies, not my problem. Yeah,

724
00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:18,800
he's like he's like old time, you know what I mean.

725
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,159
He's like, have you ever heard the phrase let the

726
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:26,960
chips fall where they may? And then before you know it,

727
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,559
and it's something we've been lusting after our first death

728
00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,079
on reality television, you.

729
00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: Know, And this happened, has it? Oh yeah, and not

730
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,920
in this country. It happened in a version of Survivor

731
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,559
and like and it it wasn't even fun. It's like

732
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,719
someone died.

733
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: A like exposure of a spider bite or something. Oh yeah,

734
00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:50,519
can I tell you something, my buddy.

735
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:53,559
Speaker 1: I just I'm gonna do a bit on that for PMC.

736
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,679
We'll write that down.

737
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,159
Speaker 2: Oh death's on reality. Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.

738
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,880
I had a buddy of mine. He was in Thailand

739
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,719
gallivanting around, was on a hike, started running down a clipside,

740
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,719
lost his balance a little bit, put his hand on

741
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,639
a tree to adjust himself. I felt a sting, took

742
00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:15,880
it back. Snake bit him. Oh wow, He's in the

743
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,920
middle of the jungle in Thailand and he's like, okay,

744
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:23,840
here we go. He had to go to the emergency room.

745
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,199
He was He was driven to an emergency room, had

746
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:29,239
to do venom treatments on him, had to you know,

747
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320
all these tests to figure out what he got bit

748
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,559
by cost him one hundred and five dollars.

749
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say imagine if he like went

750
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,559
into a village. Yeah, in their emergency room and there's

751
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:42,280
literally a machete on the wall.

752
00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, two options, Yeah yeah,

753
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,920
you die, or I would say take my hand. You know,

754
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,400
these snakes are nasty, man. So we get to dinner.

755
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,360
First off, Oh, this is gonna be around the world.

756
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait for your thoughts on this.

757
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, first off, what are your thoughts?

758
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: Well, my thoughts are is what I said about my

759
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,679
sentiment of all these I mean, Serena is a class

760
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,960
act in schooled, and I'm sure she pulled it off. However, Yeah,

761
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,239
I generally do not like all these different flavors in

762
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,039
the same meal. It's odd to me.

763
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:22,119
Speaker 2: Right, Serena is very good at cooking. And we know Serena.

764
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:22,960
She's a friend of the show.

765
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went out with her. We hung out with her.

766
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,039
Speaker 2: But I can't pull any punches.

767
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,199
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right. We can't let our friendship in it

768
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,159
be a part.

769
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: Of our criticism, right, you know Siskel and Ebert. I'm

770
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,119
sure we're friends with Robert Redford.

771
00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure he called me, he said, I sent

772
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,519
the screen roll over. Roger did you get it. Yeah,

773
00:39:43,639 --> 00:39:44,679
And I was just like I got it.

774
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:52,039
Speaker 2: Bob, Yeah, yeah, Well what'd you think? Two thumbs down. No,

775
00:39:52,159 --> 00:39:55,800
there's a lot of liquid tonight, A lot of liquid,

776
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,440
A lot of liquid, A lot of spoons required, and

777
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:05,400
that's bizarre, you know, me and gaspacho. Gaspacho has a

778
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,320
very low ceiling. I don't like cold soups, but these

779
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,880
people sopped it up. The first chorus, representing Italy, was

780
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:21,480
a gaspacho with watermelon and tarragon. The second was an

781
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:25,679
onion boggy with the mango avocado salsa, representing the country

782
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,199
of India. And then we get a little bit of

783
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,119
a mix up the taie dish. I believe it was

784
00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:35,239
Tom car Guy with chicken. It's another soupy little thing,

785
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,519
and Laura doesn't serve saucy soupy things without spoons, which

786
00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:43,840
means that we, I believe, need a third spoon of

787
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,280
the evening. And we wrap things up with a crembrulet

788
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:53,440
neading yet another spoon for dinner. Now listen, at some

789
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,400
point we've got to pull out a knife and fork. Right,

790
00:40:56,679 --> 00:41:01,360
we're all adults. It's dinner. Oh, all the flavors. I'm

791
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,960
sure we're very robust. I feel as though the medium

792
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,320
is the method, I think, and I'm gonna have to

793
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:13,280
give it dupots, two pots, yeah, wowsa yeah.

794
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: I think the guests enjoyed it, Yes they did, kin

795
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,079
I do you a meanwhile?

796
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely great job, by the way, thank you.

797
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,599
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Adare shares with Harry, who she I think she

798
00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:27,400
thinks he's cute or something. She says that she's seen

799
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,440
a lot of butt plugs today and also a puff

800
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:33,920
daddy level of lou Well, I thought of butt fucking

801
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,280
going on.

802
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 2: I think you're talking about Big red Oh Big Redwood

803
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,639
did that? Yeah?

804
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, You're right.

805
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 2: I messed that out right right.

806
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, what else do you need lub for?

807
00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:48,159
Speaker 2: Well, when you've been married for a long time, pretty

808
00:41:48,199 --> 00:41:59,320
much everything. Oh we're happy, me too. So we rise

809
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,920
for the next more.

810
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,079
Speaker 1: Well, first of before we go to bed. I believe

811
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:05,119
Zorena comes out when dessert was served, and they all

812
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:10,400
agree breakfast will be served at eight thirty in the morning,

813
00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:13,079
not between eight and eight thirty. I don't like these

814
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:16,800
guests for this reason. You can't you can't be a

815
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,360
dick if you're not sure and you were drunk, by

816
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,679
the way, so shut the fuck up. And she also

817
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,119
said they asked about breakfast, and she says, well, normally

818
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,800
I do a special and then a layout, which she

819
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,840
did do. I just want to make sure we got

820
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,360
that right there.

821
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 2: I know it's important to lay out the framework of

822
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,239
the situation, create some problems next morning. And you can't

823
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,199
build a building without scaffolding unless you're a homeless person.

824
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,760
Then you don't need really anything. You just need rudimentary

825
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:52,639
ingredients and an imagination that is completely untethered to this world.

826
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,639
I mean, you look at the greats like Goudy. He

827
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,480
was not with us down here. He was with the

828
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,920
gods the way that people who are puning walls are Wow,

829
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:10,480
you know what I mean. Wow? Till we rise for

830
00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:13,840
the next morning, too much, not at all.

831
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.

832
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:20,519
Speaker 2: Laura will work past death. She says there is nothing

833
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,840
that can kill her in yachting, and that's not true.

834
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:25,000
There are lots of things that can kill you in yachting.

835
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:30,679
Jason killed like fifteen people with the boat, but he's hot. Right.

836
00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:36,239
We end with a breakfast timing fiasco. As you mentioned,

837
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,039
we said eight thirty. We did not say eight but

838
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,559
the biggest issue, and my heart sank when Laura did this,

839
00:43:46,599 --> 00:43:49,840
turns the kitchen into a diner. Can't do that, and.

840
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: We'll have three scrambles, We'll have two Bennies holding the avocano.

841
00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:58,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the ship. One of the guests asks

842
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,920
if she can whip up a Holidays and she just goes, yeah, sure.

843
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,840
I'm sure that Serena takes a lot of pride in

844
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,199
her food. To whip up a Holidays is no small feet. Okay,

845
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,800
it takes a lot of elbow grease to just do that.

846
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,880
So if she doesn't have holidays, let's not say that

847
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:13,320
she does.

848
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: Can I say this though? This would have been a

849
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:19,559
great time to get the sou chef involved.

850
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,159
Speaker 2: Yeah.

851
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: You make the eggs there, buddy.

852
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there is a bit of an issue where

853
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,000
I'm with Serena. I don't if I'm Serena, I don't

854
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,239
want him on guest meals until I can see what

855
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,320
he does. But you know, if we're if we're jammed breakfast,

856
00:44:33,559 --> 00:44:36,440
let's let's you know, I mean, there's a reason why

857
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,519
brunch shifts are given to the soux chefs, right, So anyways,

858
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:43,400
we'll be back next week with another brand spanking new

859
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,760
episode of Below Deck.

860
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: Dan.

861
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 2: Get in the comments let us know what you thought

862
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,239
about the episode. Chiefs, do.

863
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: I hope we don't lose you.

864
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,159
Speaker 2: Stick around, buddy, Stick around, buddy, we don't. We're not

865
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,639
going to bury you at sea like Osama ben Laden

866
00:44:57,679 --> 00:44:58,360
anytime soon.

867
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,119
Speaker 1: You don't even talk to anybody. I leave everybody alone

868
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,719
and let them do whatever the hell they want. Yeah,

869
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:06,039
I don't know why you wanted to resign today at

870
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:06,719
my feelings.

871
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patty's sad, I am, but also happy because it's

872
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,360
a brand new season. We won the war with Bravo.

873
00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:18,000
I mean, smooth sailing ahead. Love you guys very much.

874
00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:20,239
I'm dying saying good bye, pat say goodbye later. Did