Speaker 1: Made a decision a face sunny summon. I had a vision.
Speaker 2: Nice, Hey, everybody, welcome different crying out loud, it's Friday's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Okay, can I just tell you
that LB. So, remember I was telling you about the
orientation thing. Yes, we had to do there was Yeah,
so this it's called I don't It's not like I'm
trying to protect them. It's not like they're Jack's the
theater anphony that I got in trouble, but you tried
so hard to protect. So the Jack story I love
to remind everybody is that I was complaining about the
kids having to audition and they were acting like it
was Broadway, and I use the name of their company.
And then later because I don't think of us as
having like this huge show, no me neither. I think
of it as like, you know, a couple thousand people listen.
That's how I think about it, interspersed throughout the country.
You know, there's not gonna be like a concentration of
them in La right. Little did I know, especially in
the valley, Little did I know somebody? And you think
if they're in the valley, they're like our friends. I know, like, oh,
I hang with Linna and Stephanie. You don't think they're
going to call Jackson be like, hey, I think you
should know like a trader, right. So then somebody from
the company listens to the show, and then I get
called in. Then Elbie says, oh, they want to talk
to you. As you might remember, I'm like, oh my god,
do they think my daughter is like a star? Like,
are they like, listen, there's an opportunity. It's on Broadway.
You might not be interested because you'd have to move
to New York, right, My brain's already exactly totally yeah,
like yeah, oh, they must think she's pretty special.
Speaker 2: Already getting baby Doll Dixon on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yes. And then I finally, I'm really I have no idea.
I walk over. I give them a hug, and they
stand there like a statue, all of them, like three
of them. They're like, we want to talk to you,
and I'm like, ah, of course you want to talk
to They're like stiff as a board, trying not hugging
me back, and then they're like okay, and You're like,
just plane, we heard your show, and I'm like and
then my stomach does a drop, like I'm just went
on Goliath. I'm like mm hmm, oh so you don't,
and my brain is going so fast, like and then
I'm like, yeah, yeah, what did I tell? What did
I say? What did I say? I was like, oh,
I went off? Girlfriend went off. I was like, they
think this is freaking Broadway, Like they're abusive to the kid, Like,
you know, I was so mad because well, in my defense,
Elbe was crying after an audition.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, it was right, right, But you did like
two and a half shows on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean you know it was wrong. And
they're nice people, you know, and they they're they're nice
and talented people. And in the moment, I was upset
and I should not have used their name. Should not
have But anyway, learn my lesson. And that's when we
were like, we got to save all this stuff for
right patriots. But anyway, Opportunities for learning, right, it's the school,
yes that LB is attending for her? Is that the
name of it? They are called opportunity. I called them,
I called them something for learning. I called them something
which people knew because they were private messaging me going,
is this opportunities for learning? It doesn't matter. I'm not
going to be really, I don't think I'm gonna get
in trouble. Okay, good, because it's not anybody in particular.
It's just the problem is that this is a one
so she has to do her I don't know. I'm
sure your kids are going to have this too. They're
in high school. There's public high schools have like this
A through G classes. These they're not electives, the requirements
so you have to do like this. Many to graduate
high school they have to take one visual arts kind
of thing. So LB's she chose film analysis, so she
doesn't have any room in her schedule during the year.
And I think I explained this on a previous episode.
So she's having to take this class again. It's just
an it's basically like an elective that she would take.
It's watching movies and like analyzing them. Yeah, it sounds fun, right,
something I love to do, exactly right, But why I
have to take all the fun out of like So
what they do is so she's supposed to take to
fulfill this for requirement, she has to take two semesters
of it in a summer, so she gets basically the
So I do this orientation where they don't say anything,
but like, don't be a grade grubber. Remember that. I'm like,
don't ask if you get a B, don't try to
ask for an A cause you're not going to get it.
And I was like, we needed forty five minutes to
go over that. Literally no other information was in part weird.
So then she gets the information from her Finally the teacher,
they reach out, they send the information. It's all like
stuff that they have to do, and it's like eighty
five pages of material. So it's not online and the
way that some of the other classes are, where there's
a program and they download it and then they in
the software, they answer the questions and they take tests.
There's no tests in this. There's eighty five pages of
how this thing works, which is basically every unit, there's
five units per semester. For each unit, they have to
watch three movies. For each movie, they have to write
this like kind of complicated thing called a film map
where they have to okay, so let's say the movie
is this is one of the movies has to do
Gone with the Wind. They have to write, Okay, who's
in it, who are all the stars in it, what's
their character? What's the movie about like what's the synopsis
of the movie in your own words? You can't just
google what the fuck is Gone with the Wind about?
You have to like watch the movie and then go, Okay,
here's the basic plot, here's the premise, here's what happens.
Then what happened. Then you have to write three detailed
scenes and write out the whole scene, and then you
have to do something else that I can't remember. Okay,
then for each unit, and like again, so there would
be ten in all if she was doing both semesters,
you have to do two projects. The projects are like
do a mini screenplay, like do five scenes of a
movie that you like, basically right yourself. Or do like
a three page essay about the comparing and contrasting this
movie with like a remake of this movie, or pick
a topic about the Okay, two projects per unit, five
units per semester plus so it's it's like, oh my god,
that would kill Sonny's it's so much work. And that
when I literally thought Elbie didn't understand what was being asked,
because I was like, well, that's not possible, because and
they have to do it in a month. It's from
July first to to the end of July. Oh no,
I'm like, well, wait a minute, Hold on a minute.
I was like, okay, so three movies just watching the movies.
Mm hmm okay, so each unit five times to do.
That's fifteen movies. This is just for one semester. Fifteen
movies you're watching, so that's approximately thirty hours because some
of these are a lot of them are old avies
that are over two hours, right, I mean Gone with
the Wind is like a three hour movie. So fifteen
hours of watching the movie, then fifteen film maps these
like a full page of densely written content, and then
to ten projects. That's insane. And that's just one So
if she was to do two semesters within a month
that's what they're expecting, that would be twenty projects. That's insane.
That's ridiculous. So plus thirty movies, that's sixty hours of
just watching movies she's supposed to do all summer. So
she was really upset because she's like, I have she has,
she doesn't have time in her schedule to do this
during the year. So I was like, okay, I was
trying to go back and forth with the teacher with
the school, and I was like, this is something is wrong.
This seems like a lot of work, and they're like, nope,
that's it's totally doable. So then they sent her a
sample they sent us a sample of and I was like, yeah,
I should show you the sample. I should put one
up on our on our Facebook page because it's crazy.
It's so much work. And I was like, yeah, that's what.
How is anybody supposed to do that in a month? Right, right?
And they're like, well, I mean yeah, it's gonna take
hours a day. I was like, well, she's I mean,
she's sixteen years old. I know, I know she's supposed
to spend her entire like the whole month, every day,
all day, just work, like and and Solenna, this is
LBI doesn't even like movies.
Speaker 2: Right, that's I was just gonna say, like, this is
a I mean now TikTok analysis. Sure, and she's all
about it, she's half done, but no, but like movies
are they take? It's so time consuming, right, and it's
gonna if you like kid that loves the movies, it's
gonna kill your life.
Speaker 1: For the movies, right right, So so far, okay, So
what I did was I asked them can she just
drop out of unit the second semester. There's just no way, right,
So now she's doing one semester of it. But still
it's fifteen movies, ten projects, and she has to have that.
And she leaves for camp on July twenty. First, she
she crammed. She did. She spent like basically two days.
She watched Shawshank Redemption. And we watched To Kill a Mockingbird.
Oh uh huh, which is over two hours. But it
was actually a really good movie. Yeah, Sonny loved it.
He did. He watched that too, just on his own.
He loved it. It was really good. It's got a courtroom. Yeah,
he love drama. And then the other movie was Wuthering Heights,
so which she's read the book, she read it for school.
And then so she did a really good job. So
then the next you it is like Titanic, it's drama.
So they go. But then but so we I helped
her pick the movies. No like a Stepdad or Team America.
No one of them is those clueless. Oh okay, that's good. Yeah,
and I'm gonna make her watch Tutsie. Oh, one of
my all time favorite TUTSI I forgot about that. I
should write that down. Yeah, that's a phenomenal movie. That
is a great movie. Yeah. No Team America. No, no
Team America on the list. Yeah. So honestly, it was
one of those things where I'm like, I need to
back off of doing this. But she was like, Mom,
I can't. This is so I can't. I'll be working
all day. And I was like, yeah, she shouldn't have to.
It's the summer.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, that's ridiculous. It's just not right. It's
just gonna kill her love for the movies if she
even I mean, how they expect that to So what.
Speaker 1: If she can what what can she do? So she's
gonna do one semester, which will be it will be
a couple of hardcore. I mean, it's it's gonna be
still hard. She's still going just to do that. She's
like I said, she has four more units to go.
She's just gonna have to cram and just get it
done right and then she's gonna have to take the
second unit B next year. But then the school was like, yeah,
well if we have it next year, just depends. Some
years we don't offer it because of budget constraints. What's
in their budget, they're gonna have to take constraints. I mean,
and then did a whole thing for forty five or
how long that thing was for about you can't ask
for a better I feel like that's the least of
their worries for parents, Like don't you think they should
have said something? Yeah about the Mounthbound Mount. Yeah, I
don't bring that up.
Speaker 2: But yet they went on and on about like, hey,
don't be begging for a better grade, Like it just
seems so weird, so weird. So this is a public school,
la USD, So LAUSD contracts, it's it's called it's like
an online school, okay, and they contract with them so
that you don't have to pay, so that you can
you know, the school pays the I don't know LA pays.
I guess right, So it's I don't I don't really understand. Hey, so,
did you, by any chance catch that twenty twenty special
on Erica Jane?
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the ab Yes, I watch not on Hulu,
So I don't know why. Yeah, do you watch that?
Speaker 2: I had nowhere vibe been. I did not know that
they were getting a divorce.
Speaker 1: You didn't, No, you're not up on the housewives at all.
Speaker 2: Right, No, but I actually Joy is working for a housewife.
Speaker 1: M I can't say who, but one of the housewives.
Can you say which franchise Hills? Well, there's O C
and Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: O C or Beverly I'll ask her if it's okay, okay, Yeah,
but she just started. Actually, and the husband, she said,
is just both of them are because they were kind
of like, you know, like, I don't know if I
like her, she's kind of annoying. That could that could
have been any one of them, huh, but that but
she's like the husband is really who she works for.
And she said he is just the most what was
the word she used, darling, not darling, like just very pleasant,
very nice, warm, warm person. And I wouldn't never thought it.
And he's on the show sometimes. So yeah, jo Judas
Joe Judae.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, So she just got the job and she
just went with them to Mexico actually the holiday. Yeah,
because she had to bring wardrobe to the wife. Oh
and she has to fly out with wardrobe.
Speaker 1: Oh that is so funny. Yeah. Now, so what do
you think of Erica Jane because I've always hated her. Yeah,
I don't. I cannot stand her.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think I hate other ones more than
I hated Erica Jane, Like she doesn't really bother me.
But now I don't like her at all, Like I can't.
I can't believe like this.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, all the fucking glam squad bullshit.
It's like, Mitch, you're on a fucking TV show. You can't, like,
do you have to fly them out to roam into
everywhere you're going? I don't know. That kind of shit
just bugs the shit out of me, but I guess
that's why people watch that. Even so, I always thought
that's why. I was like, they need a real housewives
of it anything, you just regular people.
Speaker 2: It's now real nothing about these housewives, right, not real housewives.
But then they tried to do that with Remember there
was like a Santa Monica group of moms that were
like in a place group and they all had caring
and it was super far. Who wants to watch that,
that's our lives to watch that. I wants to watch
moms go to a Jimbery gym.
Speaker 1: Except for the fact that what we like watching about
the housewives is them fighting. So I wouldn't mind seeing
just like regular moms fighting that I usually keep inside
my head, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, yeah, yeah, but uh so I'm just curious. Yeah,
so the husband basically is embezzled all this money Tom
GERARTI that was supposed to go to victims, you know,
burn victims, people from the airplane that was down. Was
it going to Indonesia when those airplanes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And and I mean instead of he was pretending like
he was giving money to he was paying her company,
Erica Jane Global, And I guess she was hiding the
money allegedly. I don't know, like, like I can't believe,
Like people don't want to people want.
Speaker 1: To know, like how much did she know?
Speaker 2: And I can't believe that she still did it I
didn't realize she's still on the show either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe she's still doing the show. Yeah,
what the fuck? I know? And she's taking private jets
and shit still oh yeah, yes, And she's like that
she's stepping down because she bought a range Rover, because
she usually drives like a Ferrari or something, So she
was acting like she was stepping down, like getting a
range rover. Are you serious? She lives in like a
two thousand square foot house in Hancock Park. It's a
three bedroom, but it's just her. So she has one
bedroom for her shoes. Was that on the show or
was that just on the actual house? Was I didn't
see where she lived.
Speaker 2: They just said she sold that, right, God, an awful
Pasadena place.
Speaker 1: That was right. So she has a three bedroom house,
one bedroom for the shoes and accessories and one bedroom
for her clothes and then one bedroom for her Fuck
that's insane. Yeah. Meanwhile, there are victims from you know,
plane crashes not getting medical treatment because she has to
have a room a bedroom for her shoes. Unbelievable. Has
no empathy for anybody. She's awful. And remember how she
used to be on the show where we would back
when we used to talk about house life sometimes, how
she'd be such a hypocrite, like she'd get really angry
if anybody. One time she lost her mind because someone
brought up her son about like do you ever worry
about your son being a Yeah? How dare you you do?
Don't talk about that child? Yeah, But then she goes
off on other people's kids all the time, where she
was like accusing one of the kids, Denise, where Denise
was upset and she was like, oh, your daughter's probably
already had a threesome. I know, I was shut up.
Speaker 2: That whole thing with Denise Richards was ridiculous, by the way.
All she did was tell everybody to shut the fuck
up talking about their threesomes in front of her daughter,
who's sitting at the other table.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Erica Jane got so fired up about that,
was like, how dare you tell us and not talk
about sex? Your daughter's hurt at all?
Speaker 2: Like you sound like her, her and the other Sharmuta,
the big lip one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lisa Renna. I used to like her too. I
don't know why. I thought she was like funny because
she was I don't know, more like.
Speaker 2: She wore diapers more of like a hustler and like
kind of tell it like it is.
Speaker 1: And now I just go, she's just a mean shit.
They're all mean. I can't watch it anymore. I've been
watching this season. But you know when you watch something
and you're like, why am I watching this? Why am
I giving any money?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Why am I giving views? I know, I think that
the only one I like still is New York. Yeah, yeah, New.
Speaker 2: York is still those women are scrappy, like they may
you know, well not all of them, but you know,
some of them make their own money and whatever, and
God bless them. Not Sonia Morgan, but the rest, you know,
or lou Ayne. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just
I watched that Erica Jane thing and I was like, Wow,
where have I been.
Speaker 1: Under a rock? Yeah? I can't believe you didn't know
they were getting divorced.
Speaker 2: No, and that's why they're getting a divorce because he
is not Why because he's losing his money.
Speaker 1: I think they're getting a divorce. I don't know for
a fact, but it would seem to me that because
she was talking him up so much up until a
certain point and then all of a sudden she filed
for divorce. And I would pretty much guarantee it's to
hide their assets because he can transfer money to her
and to her company, and then if they're divorced, then
he doesn't have access to it, right, but she can
give it to him, right, I mean, they can save
their money that way by him just being like, well,
I owe her the money, right, then he can't. They
the government or you know, can't take the money. They
can't take the money if it's his business and he
gave it to her her and now it's her money
in her bank account. They can't take they can't take
it for the victims, which is what's so disgusting. Ah,
that's horrible. No, I really can't stand her. Yeah, that's awful.
Is she is she really selling that much? She really
making her own money though she like, well, I mean
she makes money for being on the Housewives, Well how
much is that she talks about being so rich though?
I hate the right that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Like, I just hate all the names of her songs
like I'm expensive and I'm fuck you and fuck me
and I'm hot and I'm sexy or whatever the fuck
the name's puss pat the puss is whatever? Is that
the name of one of hers isn't didn't run a
say that or something? Or she imitated?
Speaker 1: Well that was her when she's like showing doing the
choreography and the pat the puss, Pat the puss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of choreography, I yes, mustering up the guts
to go take a class from Pussycat Dolls.
Speaker 1: Your friend Robin Robin Anton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I follow her on Instagram and she posts
all these cute videos of her, but then also of
her niece, of her niece doing choreographs choreography and dances,
and I just it's so I And she teaches like
she's constantly like take a class, take a class, like
she's got classes.
Speaker 1: That she teaches. Do it. You know, I'm going to.
Speaker 2: That would be so fun, I know, but I'm all
out of breath and out of shape and I am
not flexible at all. So and you think you can
dance until you take a Have you ever taken a
choreographed dance class?
Speaker 1: No, it's always really intimidating. You think you can dance
until you do that.
Speaker 2: Then it's like wait what And especially with our memory
like right left foot where.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't even do those videos when I was
trying to do some COVID getting in shape by doing
the YouTube videos, and those are made for like old people,
and I would be lost. I'm like, wait, wait, what
was the first part of the face? Like they need
to go over it a few more times, you know. No,
I'm not ready to do the whole dance. Let's put
it all together. I'm like, not exactly. How about we
just put together steps one, two, and three and then
that's what we move on and then do that's where
you have learned five line. That's what I would end
up doing. Yes, yes, And you don't get that in
shape because then by the time you're at the last step,
by the time you've put it all together, it's like
I just fade out by, Like I kind of remember
a little bit of the first thing. It's like I
touched my shoulder, touch together's shoulder, arms up, I'm out.
And then you squawk like a chicken. Turn around. Yeah,
now I know, I'm just watching. I'm just spectating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you're done, you got it all together,
and then who you're.
Speaker 1: Showing who's proud of you? Your mom's not showing up,
like you know what I mean, right right right, Like
who's this all for? And then I would have I was.
I remember, I was like before I gained my COVID
nineteen pounds, I was into it. I'm like, I'm not
gonna let this bring me down. I'm gonna yeah, okay,
I'm eating a little bit more, but I'm gonna be
exercising every day, just like I was at the gym
and then for a while I had to I'll be
doing it, but then she sort of would lose interests
and then I would get Sadie and Xander a little bit,
but then pretty soon they were like you're on your own,
and then you're really like, well, where's my motivation?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Remember I was doing the ones that were like training
you for like a mud run or whatever, and I'm, yeah,
why am I'm not going on any actual runs? I know,
how about a few less like push ups and a
couple more like fun dancements, right right?
Speaker 2: I know, I just finally joined a gym. Finally again
gym closed completely and I like it did yeah yeah,
oh yeah, it's gone, it's completely done. But so I
joined this like Speak Easy gym that I guess, oh yeah,
I guess. It started like in COVID they got an
outdoor area, fans, a tent, everything, and it's like I
was like, oh, Speak Easy, a bar and a gym.
There's no bar anyway, and so yeah, it was kind
of cool. It was like this like put together in
this area and every everybody, like I did my research
and all the Yelp reviews.
Speaker 1: People love it.
Speaker 2: And I like a gym that's like approachable, like I'm
too afraid to go to.
Speaker 1: An I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like it intimidates me to go into an
equinox equinox like, I don't know it just I just want.
Speaker 1: To go in low key, walk out and leave. I
don't want I don't want to be decked head to toe.
Speaker 2: In Lulu Lemon and like no, and like I don't
even have Lululemons.
Speaker 1: It's all Target, yeah, And and I just want to
wear like sweats and a T shirt. Honestly, that's what
I or like, like Target leggings and a T shirt,
a big T shirt.
Speaker 2: The thing I don't like about leggings they're like tights,
Like I whatever happened.
Speaker 1: To the yoga I mean yoga pants. I make pants,
but literally Lemon doesn't have yoga They're all like tights
now right, I don't, I don't. I don't like it, right,
I don't fuck with those now me neither.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I like the yoga pants were like kind of
flares out in the bot leg you like, but Natalia
and everybody are like even Melissa or like oh and
Natt like that is so that's not in style anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, I bought them when they were in style.
Speaker 2: Right, and I still haven't want to stick with them
till they come back around in style, and you know
they will.
Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing. I'm wearing acid washed yoga
pants and I don't care exactly cargo yoga pants. I
got pockets, you guys about the jeans are jeggings?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But like when did Bootleg go out of style too?
I don't know that, but I don't like it when
they like are too tight now I don't like that either,
and jean bootleg jeans.
Speaker 2: But then Natalia was like, I go, well, I need
something to wear for one night if we go out
to dinner in Vegas.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, just wear a nice like Bootleg.
I go Bootleg.
Speaker 2: I thought those are out of staunch. She goes in
yoga pants.
Speaker 1: But not with jeans. I was like, what the am
I really that mom? Now that can't keep up like
I can't now I stay cool? What happened? God, Lynnette,
I'm not at all so bad. It's weird. You muld
never not be not cool? Me too, And now I
caught sight of myself. I took Xander to the mall
the other day and he knows way more about like
what's in style than I do cause I am that mom.
I've turned into that mom. That's like picking up a
shirt and showing it to him and he's like, he's
cut that emoji, like the rolling of that like that. Yeah.
But I'm even like a cool store. It's even in
a cool store. There are things that are not cool.
Like I'm like, but we're in zoomies. Yeah, like it's
a skate store.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm like, look at this O'Neill shirt with
its kind of tied I He's like, no, I would
never wear that. I'm like, can you tell me why? Right?
He's like, because it's that the color, that color is
so light. That's like I need a I'm like, okay,
So none of the freaking colors right style? When do
colors go out of style? Why'd they get hurt? How
light blue? Do anything wrong? Right? I know? I just
don't get it anyway, So you you had to find
some clothes that were approved by Totalia were out in Vegas, Yes,
And of course I never wore them.
Speaker 2: I wear the same jeans and every day, like you
know a lot of moms and I'm sure everybody's they
always wear like.
Speaker 1: The the sandals. I can never wear sandals. I mean neither.
I'm not a sandal girl. Me neither. Why why aren't
we sandal girls? I don't know. They're not comfortable. No,
I can't walk far into sandals. Now you have no
arch support right right. Everybody was like, oh, you're wearing
like tennis shoes. It's so hot.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I just don't wear. I'm not a
sandal person. I'm not a flip flop person. I'm not
the chick that takes the shoes off at the wedding.
First of all, I never have a petticure barely like
by oh, by the way, I was doing okay. So
I've been giving myself pretty much manny petties since since shutdown,
sometimes like a little bit even before I was losing patience.
So I and I every time I walk into write
EIDs there's the nail polish on display and it just
catches my eye. And I ended up buying so much
nail polish. I'm like, I can do this, I can
keep up. And I was giving myself pedicures at home
then shutdown started and that was it. And so I
have not had a pedicure, and I've been keeping it
up I mean, all right, you know, and I haven't
had a pedicure since shutdown, right, so I'm killing time
now in Vegas. Her thing doesn't start till three o'clock.
They're going to the axe throwing event that I'm not
going to. And I was like, you know what, I'm
gonna go get a I'm just gonna go get a pedicure.
I have credit still, I have to go to Mandalay
Bay and cash in on Sonny's winnings because he won
some clipper or whatever. So I went over there and
I put money in his account. So I took his
cash and oh and then I placed another bet for
him and he won. So I'd go back across how
much he won all together. Close to six hundred dollars
just kid good, huh. Yeah, he took his winnings and
then he doubled down, and then he won again. He
lost some, then he won again, and he still has
a couple like he's got the Wilder fight coming up
that he bet on. Calen's nodding his head. He knows
what I'm trying, no idea what I'm talking about. And
then so anyway, so he's yeah, so he won close
to six hundred dollars. I put it in his bank
account and then I kept the cash, so he like
quadrupled his birthday money pretty well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, because I've been to Vegas so much, I've been
putting little bets here in Sonny.
Speaker 1: Is like an old man. Yeah he is. He's like
watching old black and white movies, the bets on games.
He's the oldest fifteen year old i've I know, ever
met my wife exactly. Yes, he is.
Speaker 2: And so so anyway, so I had the cash, I
went and got a pet. So I made the appointment
and she's like, okay, so come back tomorrow at ten
thirty am and we'll take you. And I was like, okay,
I set my own alarm. I get across town to
Mandalay Bay by the way. The girls had to be
at the axe throwing at noon, and it was we
found them a place to eat.
Speaker 1: We couldn't find anywhere to eat. Everything was close, so
we went to the morning.
Speaker 2: Everything's closed at night. Oh, this was at night. So
at night we went out to dinner. We found the
Foundation room at House the Blues was open, okay, so
we took them there and then we get the email
from the mom the team mom, and she's like, okay,
axe throwing to be there at noon, and I go okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm reading it. I go be there at noon.
Speaker 2: The whole table, the girls go oh noon, It's like, wow,
you guys have had it easy this whole time.
Speaker 1: At three o'clock and the lock. Yes. So they brought there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got there, they did their thing, then they
went straight to the convention center. But so anyway, I
went to go get a pedicure and remind me about
the team mom, and I'll tell you that in a second.
Speaker 1: And I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this is gonna be good because it's
expensive and it's at a hotel and it's my first
pedicure and over a year and I'm excited, and you
know it's going to last a long time, right.
Speaker 1: So I get there.
Speaker 2: She's like, pick a color and it's like all the
I'm fine with OPI.
Speaker 1: It's all OPI And it's about.
Speaker 2: I would say, twenty five colors. That's about it.
Speaker 1: Okay. It was like, where's the rest. She's like, it's
all there. And I was like what, You're like, I'm
paying eighty five dollars for a pedicure, you better have
some more color. And I was pissed because I went
to write aid a couple of days before and I
got like the color that I wanted on my toes.
Speaker 2: I could have brought it with me, but I'm thinking
mando A. I even brought it with me too on
the trip to touch up if I need it. But
then I was like, oh, I'm starting over, I'm starting fresh.
I'm gonna get a new color.
Speaker 1: You know. I wanted like the pale pinks and stuff
like that. Nothing. I was totally picturing like a pale purple, yes,
like a lavender light yes, none, none, none of that
all like dark like reds and oranges, or there's the
greens and the blues like no.
Speaker 2: I was like, where's the like no, And already I
was irritated and pissed.
Speaker 1: So then I get the pedicure and I was like
I get I'm like, I'm so irritated.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't like any of these colors,
like I just and I have that skin tone where
I'm not all the colors look good on me.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, I'll take this one.
Speaker 2: And I didn't want it, and then it came off
like the next It's like it's on the top of
the anyway.
Speaker 1: It was the worst pet I hate that. Well, they
put like eighteen coats of it. Yeah, they go over
the same spot a bunch of times, and then it
feels off. It just feel like, well, of course it did,
because it right.
Speaker 2: It just was like it was starting to fade already.
It's like I had to like touch it up. So
I just put a whole other color on top of
it and screw it and call it a day. But
I was pissed, and I was like, for the amount
of money I'm paying, And then the girl goes, how
was everything?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, for the amount of.
Speaker 2: Money I'm paying, you guys don't have much of a
selection anyway. So now the team mom, God bless her
because she I always had a smile on her face. Okay,
she knew everything all the time, like we didn't know
where to go whatever. She was one step ahead constantly
throughout the year. And her daughter is a libero, which
is like I don't know what their position is, but she's,
you know, the good one on the team.
Speaker 1: And then she plays.
Speaker 2: Also softball, so she was literally like somewhere at a
softball game that day and then flew in to the
tournament to do that tournament that afternoon like that in
morning she played.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a old their whole sports family.
Speaker 2: They're one of those, and the dad was there and
the little boy was like the whole Anyway, she was great,
and so everybody got like pitched in for the coach
at the end of the year and we got her
like a gift certificate. Nobody I was like, are we
doing anything for the mom? And nobody had no, and
I was like, well screw that then, so I told
I got her a gift certificate on Amazon, and then
everybody gave me money. But I was like, nobody like
thought of giving She deserved it way more than the
coach did, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm never that mom. I never
do that ever.
Speaker 2: And finally, like I was, I felt good. I was like, oh,
is this why moms do these?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: And they're like, we can Venmo. I've never been Venmo
money toward to me in my whole life since I've
had Venmo. I was like, I don't know how it works.
Just Venmo it to me. But yeah, so the mom,
Like she was just I don't know why how she
does it, but she did it and it was amazing.
And she was like on top of like the the
axe throwing thing on top of the lunches every day,
like and because the kids didn't they have one hour
for lunch, but they you know, they're not going to
have time to like go stand on d da da dah.
So we've just got everybody lunch. You know, everybody filled
out what sandwiches they wanted. It ran like clockwork, So
kudos to the team mom, everybody.
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a little sexy friend? So are you listening to any podcasts?
I just listened to Funny You should ask I just
listened to uh, Confronting Columbine, which was that it's basically okay,
so you know how Confronting OJ there was an remember
we all watched that and we listened to that, and
you like it too. It was because Kim Goldman did
it and and we said we might have her on
the show, and I think she said she would come on.
Yeah she did. I don't know what happened. Did she
say that to one of us, somebody somebody I don't know. Anyway,
So now the next season of it is Confronting Columbine.
So there's a girl who was in the Columbine twenty
years ago. She interviews like friends and her coach. She
was a basketball player and her coach was one of
the coaches that was one of the maybe the only
teacher that died in Columbine. Anyway, So it was a
really good It was sad, but it made me think
of the fact that you loved that book, Dylan Kleebold's mom,
sueer Clee Bold. Yeah, but that I didn't love that
book that much. I just felt like I remember feeling
like the book was super repetitive and it was a
lot of her like saying she was a good mom,
like a lot of like yeah, like I didn't know,
I had no idea, like a lot of that kind
of I don't remember. But I think you would like
this podcast. Yeah, okay, what are you listening to? Nothing
right now? So, I mean i've been what have I
been listening to?
Speaker 2: I listened to like the Best Howardster a lot because
I just like to keep a light and I like
to laugh. And I've been still listening to I got
to get back to listening to the U book that
was getting good.
Speaker 1: Did you listen to it? No? Not yet? Not yet?
Speaker 2: All right, but I did need something. I was going
to text you while I was traveling because I needed
something to listen to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, well, uh oh, you know that
show that I've told you that I really like Heavyweight?
Oh yeah, it's coming back and they've been doing some
mini episodes. Hold on, I'm looking at my podcasts. Queue
many episodes? Aren't they already short? Well, because they're not back.
There's seasons not back yet. Are you listening to Anatomy
of Murder?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Did pretty good? I like that podcast? Is there? Is
it different episode every time? Yeah? Okay, and court junkie.
Remember we had that girl Jillian on our show. That's
a good I listen to that regular m HM dateline. Yeah,
oh I oh. Season two of To Live and Die
in La Oh is really good. It's about this girl.
Oh yeah, who died you? I mean I love that
show the first season. Yeah. This is a totally different season,
but it's really good. Right, Okay, it's got some twists
and turns the murder. What year did it take place?
I forgot? It was recent though, right? Or it is
in this century? Yeah? Oh yeah, it's recent because it
wasn't the firstest girl that disappeared and she was at
like in Oh it's everything we like because it kind
of takes place, like there's part of it is like
in Calabasas. Oh yeah, it's like in our neighborhood based
Oh okay, yeah, she would have a boyfriend, she would
she would like met up with this guy in Calabasas
and they were going to like she went to a
concert that was somewhere local that you and I have
been to. Not the Hollywood Bowl, but okay, some are
like that country club. Yeah. Yeah, so that's good. I'm
listening to that, Okay, you ever listened to Predators I've
caught with Chris Hansen. No, so it's basically him re
talking about old episodes of To Catch a Predator. Really,
I really like it. It comes out on Mondays wanted
in some state Chris Chris Hansen. Yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 3: I saw that he didn't shop court and there was like.
Speaker 1: There's like a mudshot of him. Yeah, please do mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I need something to watch because I'm not.
I need some like good I watch hands Maids Tale.
Speaker 1: Oh you did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm caught up so like I I can't,
like you know, I have to wait for the next
week's episode to come out.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what I've been watching. I watched Hacks.
I finished that show. Did you watch that?
Speaker 2: No? But everybody's told I've talked to people I should
watch that.
Speaker 1: You might like that. I kind of think you would.
I want think like a drama. You know what I watched? Okay,
so or a documentary or something. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I watched The Glean Maxwell. There's like a special on that.
Speaker 1: Okay. It's like and it's olf stuff we already know.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's the problem with those they keep rehashing like I
don't want to hear about Jeffrey Epstein. We've already done
it to that. Yeah, and Julane who I don't care.
I know I don't care either. I was trying to
listen to a podcast about her, maybe it was like
a twenty twenty episode or something, and I was like,
there was, as you would say, fucked out.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's fucked out.
Speaker 1: Can't these people come up with the new case? Right?
You know what I hate is when all of my
favorite like murder podcasts, crime podcasts are talking about the
same case. I'm like, I heard that one, Remember the
one with about Sherry ross Mussen. It was one we
really liked because it happened in our near our neighborhood.
It was in the valley. It's like a police officer.
I don't anyway, Sherry ross Mussen is the name. They've
done it on every and it's it's like they keep
acting like it's new again, like another podcast will do it,
this is the case of Shelley, And I'm like, yeah,
I've heard it on like seventeen other podcasts. I know
they need to do their research a little better. I mean,
murder happens a lot. I know, come on with another story. No,
you think no one ever gets killed?
Speaker 2: It's Los Angeles, right, Just go hang out at the
Cecil Hotels that goes down there every other day.
Speaker 1: Did you find out about Chris Hansen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it turned out to be a bit of a nothing.
But this is what it reads here is that Hanson
turned himself in today after a Michigan judge issued a
warrant for his arrest for no showing at a court
hearing to explain why he had not given a defense
lawyer more footage of a police sting operation. Oh so
it appears he had to hand over some footage and
just didn't show up. So then that's why the arrest
warrant was issued.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, that's yeah. I don't care. Leave Chris Hanson alone. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about Garret Goes for a second.
And you know, I think his daughter got married?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah really? Yeah? Did you get invited? I did?
I let Adam go? Okay? Yeah? Did Adam have fun?
Do you know?
Speaker 2: I don't know it was yesterday? It was I think
it was on fourth of July. Was on the actual fourth.
Speaker 1: See, Now that's a good thing to do is having
a wedding on like a something that you would otherwise well,
not that you would otherwise not have something to do,
but like, for instance, fourth of July would be perfect
because now you have something to do for the fourth
that doesn't involve your fleupp into some park and watching fireworks. Yes, exactly.
New Year's Eve another good one. Wedding on New Year's Eve? Right,
got your drinks paid for?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: You know, yes, that's the way to go. Parties are
usually really expensive, so that Garret goes paid for it.
Speaker 2: I just remember Fourth of July. I just remember. Now
that I'm separated and getting a divorce, I can.
Speaker 1: Say this out loud.
Speaker 2: I hated Fourth of July because well because like for
so long I had to like everybody would leave town,
and Adam never wanted to leave town. He always wants
to stay in town because you know, he's tired and
he wanted to just chill, and so we'd.
Speaker 1: Stay in town with nothing to do. So everybody else.
Speaker 2: Is like having a good time going somewhere, and now
there's nobody to hang out with the whole town is
this is like when the kids were toddlers and stuff,
and I was like now staring down the barrel of
a three day weekend with nobody Jody's gone, everybody's gone,
everybody gone, and just us hanging out and was just
like you know, and then me chasing the toddlers around
and Adam taking a nap, Adam having a beer, sit
by the pool, hot dog party with the kids.
Speaker 1: He'd always I'd be cleaning it up.
Speaker 2: I don't even like hot dogs, cooking it, cleaning it.
He'd go take a nap. It was just like ugh,
it was like the longest weekends of my life.
Speaker 1: And also he.
Speaker 2: Always wanted to hang out with his other friend that
sued us and his wife.
Speaker 1: Huh. And I never liked hanging out with the wife.
Speaker 2: I liked the guy find but the wife was like
h So I get stuck with her while he and
Adam would just go into the other into the garage
and end up just talking and having fun together. Well,
I'm just sitting by the pool with somebody. I don't
really like faking it. That was how my fourth of
Julys were. I don't know, I just the fourth Always
after I had kids, it was like, ugh, there's.
Speaker 1: Certain holidays that are like that that it's just not
good if you don't have something to do. Fourth of
July is one. Halloween used to be that way. Yeah,
I mean a lot of people would come up with
sort of their Halloween tradition. But I remember, wasn't there
also when you moved, you'd also go to like the
Rose Bowl for one of for one of I think
it was for fourth of July. Oh, for fourth of
July to see the fireworks.
Speaker 2: Yes, while we went and we would find I remember Natalia.
Speaker 1: Do you know the story?
Speaker 2: Like Natalia found Cammi, her best like remember a little
friend Cammy.
Speaker 1: When we first moved. She paysed those two her best friends.
Speaker 2: And we just moved to town, and they told us
where to go to watch the fireworks on this street
and this street, and like Sonny and Adam stayed at
the house because they were lazy, didn't want to go anywhere.
So I took Natalia to go find Cammy on this street.
I didn't know where I was going. It was night time,
it's up in the hills. I'm just driving and then
I see a couple people. I pull over and I
hear Natalia and then Talia goes Cammy and like it
was so cute Yeah, it was their little first uh thing,
you know, fourth of July holiday get together, uh huh,
when we first moved into our neighborhood. Yeah, there's you
don't know, it's just like just constantly trying to find
something to do until the work week comes back and
I can get back out of the house.
Speaker 1: Right, That's what it was like. Right, Maybe weekend's always
the worst, the worst, right, Kaylin, totally, Well not unless
you have friends down the street where you can just
go and hang out while your kids and drink. But
this is what I was thinking, is that in some
ways I kind of miss a little bit of when
they were little, Yeah, because it felt you're so immersed
in it, and it feels like it will never not
be this way to all of you people out there
with your little little kids, and I don't want to
be I really don't want to come off as one
of those people that's like treasure every day with your
little ones, because bullshit, you know, it's really hard, but
especially when they get a little bit older and they're
in that mode where they're still kind of like into everything.
Once you get out of that mode, you are out
and like, I don't know, I'm kind of not as
necessary anymore at all, Like yes for rides and money
and like I mean, my I don't want to. I
don't want to over state like that. It's bad. It's
just like my kids, the thirteen year old still appreciate me. Yeah,
but they don't need you like I don't need you.
I get up in the morning, take the dog for
a walk, eat some breakfast. Everyone's still sleeping, and go
to work. Right nobody nobody says boom John said happy
birthday to me this morning. But like the kids are
sleeping and when I get home, they're going to be
like just doing their own thing. They they come and
go right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, saying there's no how's your actors bring
them anywhere? Boyfriend in the neighborhood, so he's great, ask
about me yet he's kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, the kids are going to Disneyland. Ah,
he and his kids are taking my kids for a
little weekend. Wow. Yeah, I tell you that. He's taking
his kids for their birthday, for his kid's birthday, and
they invited Mike two. When are they going.
Speaker 2: Because I'm taking my kids for their birth Oh Lake
Sunny's birthday present?
Speaker 1: Pretty much? Oh, like I want to say, the seventeenth eighteenth,
that weekend, the following weekend. I think I'm going, Oh,
they're going on like the seventeenth, eighteenth and nineteen something
right around there. Yeah, that's nice, all right. Well anyway, okay,
what we're saying is, you know, give your kids a
hug and really appreciate every ruling moment and parenting clock ticks.
Don't wish it away. Right then you're gonna be like us, Yes,
just kidding, wish it away. It's really hard. It's really
freaking hard. And we are so so far out of
the mill room and we are enjoying life. We are
we're in that corner office with our feet up. Yep. Also,
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Speaker 3: Letting good