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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology with Len you Tako

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<v Speaker 2>one O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour of the

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<v Speaker 3>show is brought to you by Pick your Ticket Thursday,

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<v Speaker 3>happening on the JRR Instagram at one O one one

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<v Speaker 3>w JRR.

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<v Speaker 1>I checked to verify it's there, remember earlier in the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's there. Your chance to win tickets to great

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<v Speaker 1>JRR shows. Goodness for that, Creed, Well, I mean, I hate.

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<v Speaker 3>To talk about it. If it wasn't you know, trust

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<v Speaker 3>but verify, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I learned that from a guy named Pat Lynch

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<v Speaker 1>newfound Glory Saliva. Creed this story so far, bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>one one WJRR and then do what the post says.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe it was. On Tuesday, shared the story in

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<v Speaker 3>the rock News portion of the show about the their

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<v Speaker 3>drummers the hijacked trucks containing four thousand cases of the

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<v Speaker 3>tequila brand owned by Hagar, Sammy Hagar and Guy fiertiyea

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<v Speaker 3>worth a million dollars. What is the update. Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>to Laredo, Texas, where the Laredo Police Department has pretty

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<v Speaker 3>much wrapped up their investigation over the so called hijacking.

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<v Speaker 1>This better or not, there's no reason why it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a setup from Fietti and Hagar.

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<v Speaker 3>What this is is a miscommunication of the utmost level

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<v Speaker 3>where it was misreported as to what exactly happened in

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<v Speaker 3>the Laredo Police Department are saying this is nothing more

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<v Speaker 3>than two delivery trucks that, yes, indeed were packed full

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<v Speaker 3>of said tequila, not worth a million dollars, but more

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<v Speaker 3>like three hundred and sixty five thousand dollars, still a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of cash, not hijacked at all, but rather rerouted

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<v Speaker 3>to a different distribution center when the original destination and

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<v Speaker 3>warehouse was unable to accommodate the contents of the two trucks.

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<v Speaker 3>They ended up being sent to a warehouse outside Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot of agave.

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<v Speaker 1>I could understand that, remember that when there was a

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<v Speaker 1>shortage on what I think it's called blue agave, the

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<v Speaker 1>little cactus or whatever that they use in tequila.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't I don't touch tequila anything either. Ever since we

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<v Speaker 3>did Querva Nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that yeah, that kind of I didn't touch tequila

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<v Speaker 1>after high school.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's more like that's a And then we made

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<v Speaker 3>an exception because Querbo said, hey, how about coming down

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<v Speaker 3>to our island in the British Virgin Islands and promoting.

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<v Speaker 2>Our product for three days. We were like, okay, done,

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<v Speaker 2>twist oar arm. Do you have beer too? Because we're

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<v Speaker 2>beer drinkers. That was when oh, so many stories on

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<v Speaker 2>this show.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to maybe talk about that later and are

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<v Speaker 1>off the air podcast because that was when.

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<v Speaker 3>We certainly can't talk about most of that stuff on

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<v Speaker 3>the air, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>That was when the Dirty Rushian was invented. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>when our promo director at the time, Josh what's his

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<v Speaker 1>on air name? On the Metal Show, they did Sauceboss.

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<v Speaker 1>When Josh flew was he flying for his first yay,

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<v Speaker 1>he was flying for his first time? God, we flew

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<v Speaker 1>with him for his first time. Remember he videoed it

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<v Speaker 1>and we were on a prop plane. How scary is

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<v Speaker 1>that for your puddle jumper? Yeah, for your first flight.

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<v Speaker 1>And we flew with a Tom Banks or other engineers

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<v Speaker 1>his first time flying. When our playing almost blew up

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<v Speaker 1>that was a different trip though. Yeah, but two dudes

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<v Speaker 1>that he was an engineer, but two dudes one flight,

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<v Speaker 1>first flight, I should say. But yeah, we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that in the podcast I'm writing it down.

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<v Speaker 3>Remind me to bring up Stan the MC of the

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<v Speaker 3>event and oh my god, well head perverts him and

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<v Speaker 3>dirty Russian. Yes, all right, Yeah, we'll get more into

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<v Speaker 3>that in our off the air podcast after the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a show. We do it on Facebook Live

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<v Speaker 1>so you can tune in.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no hijacking, No one was hurt. That it

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<v Speaker 3>was simply two trucks re routed and the miscommunication for

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<v Speaker 3>a moment thought that the product had gone missing in

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<v Speaker 3>or was stolen. No, that was not the case, and

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't worth a million.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars three hundred and forty five or something like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody blew it there.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you miscommunicate? You know how?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you got Sammy Hagar and guy for you any money,

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<v Speaker 1>They're not in charge.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Disturbut I'm just sharing the story with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know all that. The Laredo police are still

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<v Speaker 3>button up the final part of the investigation. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what toms of main products are.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a brand natural all natural personal care products, Toms

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<v Speaker 1>of Maine, my skincare different things.

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<v Speaker 3>Like toothpaste and shampoo and soap, and yeah, I had

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<v Speaker 3>never really heard of this until we were visiting. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we were visiting my wife's cousin and I forgot to

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<v Speaker 3>bring toothpaste. I asked her and said, he are you

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<v Speaker 3>gonna need toothpaste? She goes, oh, yeah, this is great

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<v Speaker 3>and gives me this Toms of Maine, which I had

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<v Speaker 3>never heard of, and I used it and I what's

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<v Speaker 3>in this dirt? Yeah, but anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot like uh, it's almost like pat It's

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<v Speaker 1>almost and I know, you know, because you have the

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<v Speaker 1>story of pretty, it's almost like its own brand, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like remember Mela Luca, remember that that brand and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's still out. I mean, Tom's just very popular, albeit pricey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's they're they're pricey. They're doing a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>public relations damage right now after the FDA says it

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<v Speaker 3>found bacteria and a quote mold like substance at their

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<v Speaker 3>main main plant production facility. What's a little too natural? Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a natural occurring thing, right, that will naturally kill you?

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<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, so uh that's what Mills helped me out

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<v Speaker 1>with Mills Air with I'm not just plugging. A sponsor

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<v Speaker 1>here helped me out with my AC handler had mold

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<v Speaker 1>creeping through it. After all the storms and the and

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<v Speaker 1>the whatever the what's that light?

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<v Speaker 3>U V light?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the u v V light wasn't even hooked up

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<v Speaker 1>for the last two years, and tech came out and.

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<v Speaker 3>Said, dude, you gotta get that taken care. It's going

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<v Speaker 3>to go in your ducks.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when it goes in your ducks, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>word that rhymes with that anyway, So Tom's good luck

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<v Speaker 1>with your mold.

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<v Speaker 3>This might be possibly the dumbest thing we'll address on

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<v Speaker 3>the air this morning. A new technique for those who

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<v Speaker 3>have a tough time getting up in the morning and

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<v Speaker 3>facing the day. Salo to self help guru Mel Robbins,

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<v Speaker 3>who for six weeks, on the advice of her therapist,

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<v Speaker 3>has been trying out a life changing start to the

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<v Speaker 3>day referred to as slithering out of bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Today, I'm going to teach you this life changing technique

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<v Speaker 4>called slithering. The first step for me is you're going

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<v Speaker 4>to think about just letting the weight of your emotion

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<v Speaker 4>drop you out of it. Now I am dripping down

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<v Speaker 4>the side of the bed. I'm getting on the floor,

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<v Speaker 4>and instead of fighting the heaviness embrace it. I would

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of start to move and I'm writhing around

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<v Speaker 4>on the floor and You're not gonna stand up yet,

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<v Speaker 4>get on all fours and crawl across the floor to

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<v Speaker 4>the bathroom, I bob, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, she has the eye patches on, okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>she's staging her wake up to it to demonstrate this

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<v Speaker 3>slithering technique that her therapists suggested. Such a it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a TikTok thing. I don't gay just google slithering.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I am going to google that because everybody has

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<v Speaker 1>their own wake up technique. Again, it is that stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's got to check who uses Tom's. She's got

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<v Speaker 3>her yes, she's got her blinders on right, and she

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<v Speaker 3>has her podcasting at home microphone positioned on her chest,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, to pick up the audio as Then she

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<v Speaker 3>starts to explain the slithering technique, which it literally is.

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<v Speaker 3>She slithers off the side of the bed on to

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<v Speaker 3>the floor. If I woke up, if I woke up,

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<v Speaker 3>your geniass out of bed. If I woke up and

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<v Speaker 3>my wife was crawling on her hands and knees.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd call nine one one, thinking like something's really but no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just slithering.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to deal with the heaviness.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're mister rugged. You know meat and potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>But what is your quick, quickly your wake up routine?

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<v Speaker 3>My wake up routine? What do you do? I wake

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<v Speaker 3>up before the alarm even goes off. I spring out

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<v Speaker 3>a bed stretch or anything I like, not in big

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<v Speaker 3>not calistenics. I'm talking about my arms in the air

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<v Speaker 3>and stretched. Now. Nope, I wake up before the alarm

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<v Speaker 3>goes off. I get out of bed, I go into

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<v Speaker 3>the U, the kitchen. I take no morning shower or

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<v Speaker 3>an evening shower. No, no, no, no, you ask my routine.

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<v Speaker 3>I get right out of bed, go into the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 3>take a couple of tablets that I take each day,

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<v Speaker 3>eat a cup of yogurt, take a shower, get dressed

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<v Speaker 3>in the dark, and get my ass to work. That's

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<v Speaker 3>it cool? Would I wake up in bed? I wake up?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know I'm in the dorm room that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying it. But I hit snooze about four times and

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<v Speaker 1>then hence why I'm in the dorm room part of it.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I do this pat I get up and

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<v Speaker 3>I go arms in the air and stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>I move over the morning wood and then and then

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<v Speaker 1>say say my prayers and then go into the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I just moved the morning wood for respect to the Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. I don't want anything yet

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<v Speaker 1>in the way of in the name of the Father

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<v Speaker 1>of the Son.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I don't know if I've ever heard

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<v Speaker 3>those two equated until now. Follow the lists the R

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<v Speaker 3>and R, Orlando's rock station M