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Speaker 3: I believe it was. On Tuesday, shared the story in
Speaker 3: the rock News portion of the show about the their
Speaker 3: drummers the hijacked trucks containing four thousand cases of the
Speaker 3: tequila brand owned by Hagar, Sammy Hagar and Guy fiertiyea
Speaker 3: worth a million dollars. What is the update. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Laredo, Texas, where the Laredo Police Department has pretty
Speaker 3: much wrapped up their investigation over the so called hijacking.
Speaker 1: This better or not, there's no reason why it'd be
Speaker 1: a setup from Fietti and Hagar.
Speaker 3: What this is is a miscommunication of the utmost level
Speaker 3: where it was misreported as to what exactly happened in
Speaker 3: the Laredo Police Department are saying this is nothing more
Speaker 3: than two delivery trucks that, yes, indeed were packed full
Speaker 3: of said tequila, not worth a million dollars, but more
Speaker 3: like three hundred and sixty five thousand dollars, still a
Speaker 3: lot of cash, not hijacked at all, but rather rerouted
Speaker 3: to a different distribution center when the original destination and
Speaker 3: warehouse was unable to accommodate the contents of the two trucks.
Speaker 3: They ended up being sent to a warehouse outside Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of agave.
Speaker 1: I could understand that, remember that when there was a
Speaker 1: shortage on what I think it's called blue agave, the
Speaker 1: little cactus or whatever that they use in tequila.
Speaker 3: Don't I don't touch tequila anything either. Ever since we
Speaker 3: did Querva Nation.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, that kind of I didn't touch tequila
Speaker 1: after high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more like that's a And then we made
Speaker 3: an exception because Querbo said, hey, how about coming down
Speaker 3: to our island in the British Virgin Islands and promoting.
Speaker 2: Our product for three days. We were like, okay, done,
Speaker 2: twist oar arm. Do you have beer too? Because we're
Speaker 2: beer drinkers. That was when oh, so many stories on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: We need to maybe talk about that later and are
Speaker 1: off the air podcast because that was when.
Speaker 3: We certainly can't talk about most of that stuff on
Speaker 3: the air, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: That was when the Dirty Rushian was invented. Yes, and
Speaker 1: when our promo director at the time, Josh what's his
Speaker 1: on air name? On the Metal Show, they did Sauceboss.
Speaker 1: When Josh flew was he flying for his first yay,
Speaker 1: he was flying for his first time? God, we flew
Speaker 1: with him for his first time. Remember he videoed it
Speaker 1: and we were on a prop plane. How scary is
Speaker 1: that for your puddle jumper? Yeah, for your first flight.
Speaker 1: And we flew with a Tom Banks or other engineers
Speaker 1: his first time flying. When our playing almost blew up
Speaker 1: that was a different trip though. Yeah, but two dudes
Speaker 1: that he was an engineer, but two dudes one flight,
Speaker 1: first flight, I should say. But yeah, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: that in the podcast I'm writing it down.
Speaker 3: Remind me to bring up Stan the MC of the
Speaker 3: event and oh my god, well head perverts him and
Speaker 3: dirty Russian. Yes, all right, Yeah, we'll get more into
Speaker 3: that in our off the air podcast after the show.
Speaker 1: So there's a show. We do it on Facebook Live
Speaker 1: so you can tune in.
Speaker 3: There was no hijacking, No one was hurt. That it
Speaker 3: was simply two trucks re routed and the miscommunication for
Speaker 3: a moment thought that the product had gone missing in
Speaker 3: or was stolen. No, that was not the case, and
Speaker 3: it wasn't worth a million.
Speaker 1: Dollars three hundred and forty five or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody blew it there.
Speaker 3: How do you miscommunicate? You know how?
Speaker 1: Because you got Sammy Hagar and guy for you any money,
Speaker 1: They're not in charge.
Speaker 3: It's the Disturbut I'm just sharing the story with you.
Speaker 3: I don't know all that. The Laredo police are still
Speaker 3: button up the final part of the investigation. Do you
Speaker 3: know what toms of main products are.
Speaker 1: It's a brand natural all natural personal care products, Toms
Speaker 1: of Maine, my skincare different things.
Speaker 3: Like toothpaste and shampoo and soap, and yeah, I had
Speaker 3: never really heard of this until we were visiting. Well,
Speaker 3: we were visiting my wife's cousin and I forgot to
Speaker 3: bring toothpaste. I asked her and said, he are you
Speaker 3: gonna need toothpaste? She goes, oh, yeah, this is great
Speaker 3: and gives me this Toms of Maine, which I had
Speaker 3: never heard of, and I used it and I what's
Speaker 3: in this dirt? Yeah, but anyway.
Speaker 1: It's a lot like uh, it's almost like pat It's
Speaker 1: almost and I know, you know, because you have the
Speaker 1: story of pretty, it's almost like its own brand, kind
Speaker 1: of like remember Mela Luca, remember that that brand and.
Speaker 3: That's still out. I mean, Tom's just very popular, albeit pricey.
Speaker 3: It's they're they're pricey. They're doing a little bit of
Speaker 3: public relations damage right now after the FDA says it
Speaker 3: found bacteria and a quote mold like substance at their
Speaker 3: main main plant production facility. What's a little too natural? Huh.
Speaker 3: That's a natural occurring thing, right, that will naturally kill you?
Speaker 1: Just yeah, so uh that's what Mills helped me out
Speaker 1: with Mills Air with I'm not just plugging. A sponsor
Speaker 1: here helped me out with my AC handler had mold
Speaker 1: creeping through it. After all the storms and the and
Speaker 1: the whatever the what's that light?
Speaker 3: U V light?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the u v V light wasn't even hooked up
Speaker 1: for the last two years, and tech came out and.
Speaker 3: Said, dude, you gotta get that taken care. It's going
Speaker 3: to go in your ducks.
Speaker 1: And then when it goes in your ducks, you're a
Speaker 1: word that rhymes with that anyway, So Tom's good luck
Speaker 1: with your mold.
Speaker 3: This might be possibly the dumbest thing we'll address on
Speaker 3: the air this morning. A new technique for those who
Speaker 3: have a tough time getting up in the morning and
Speaker 3: facing the day. Salo to self help guru Mel Robbins,
Speaker 3: who for six weeks, on the advice of her therapist,
Speaker 3: has been trying out a life changing start to the
Speaker 3: day referred to as slithering out of bed.
Speaker 4: Today, I'm going to teach you this life changing technique
Speaker 4: called slithering. The first step for me is you're going
Speaker 4: to think about just letting the weight of your emotion
Speaker 4: drop you out of it. Now I am dripping down
Speaker 4: the side of the bed. I'm getting on the floor,
Speaker 4: and instead of fighting the heaviness embrace it. I would
Speaker 4: just kind of start to move and I'm writhing around
Speaker 4: on the floor and You're not gonna stand up yet,
Speaker 4: get on all fours and crawl across the floor to
Speaker 4: the bathroom, I bob, I can't.
Speaker 3: First off, she has the eye patches on, okay, So
Speaker 3: she's staging her wake up to it to demonstrate this
Speaker 3: slithering technique that her therapists suggested. Such a it is.
Speaker 3: It's a TikTok thing. I don't gay just google slithering.
Speaker 1: Then I am going to google that because everybody has
Speaker 1: their own wake up technique. Again, it is that stupid.
Speaker 3: So she's got to check who uses Tom's. She's got
Speaker 3: her yes, she's got her blinders on right, and she
Speaker 3: has her podcasting at home microphone positioned on her chest,
Speaker 3: you know, to pick up the audio as Then she
Speaker 3: starts to explain the slithering technique, which it literally is.
Speaker 3: She slithers off the side of the bed on to
Speaker 3: the floor. If I woke up, if I woke up,
Speaker 3: your geniass out of bed. If I woke up and
Speaker 3: my wife was crawling on her hands and knees.
Speaker 1: I'd call nine one one, thinking like something's really but no,
Speaker 1: I'm just slithering.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to deal with the heaviness.
Speaker 1: I know you're mister rugged. You know meat and potatoes.
Speaker 1: But what is your quick, quickly your wake up routine?
Speaker 3: My wake up routine? What do you do? I wake
Speaker 3: up before the alarm even goes off. I spring out
Speaker 3: a bed stretch or anything I like, not in big
Speaker 3: not calistenics. I'm talking about my arms in the air
Speaker 3: and stretched. Now. Nope, I wake up before the alarm
Speaker 3: goes off. I get out of bed, I go into
Speaker 3: the U, the kitchen. I take no morning shower or
Speaker 3: an evening shower. No, no, no, no, you ask my routine.
Speaker 3: I get right out of bed, go into the kitchen,
Speaker 3: take a couple of tablets that I take each day,
Speaker 3: eat a cup of yogurt, take a shower, get dressed
Speaker 3: in the dark, and get my ass to work. That's
Speaker 3: it cool? Would I wake up in bed? I wake up?
Speaker 1: Well, you know I'm in the dorm room that I'm
Speaker 1: saying it. But I hit snooze about four times and
Speaker 1: then hence why I'm in the dorm room part of it.
Speaker 3: So then I do this pat I get up and
Speaker 3: I go arms in the air and stretch.
Speaker 1: I move over the morning wood and then and then
Speaker 1: say say my prayers and then go into the shower.
Speaker 1: I just moved the morning wood for respect to the Lord.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't want anything yet
Speaker 1: in the way of in the name of the Father
Speaker 1: of the Son.
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't know if I've ever heard
Speaker 3: those two equated until now. Follow the lists the R
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