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Speaker 1: have some fun on a Monday, an incredible Monday, A
Speaker 1: medal of a medal of honor Monday. Easy for me
Speaker 1: to say. That's coming up about an hour from now.
Speaker 1: And we have so much going on in the country
Speaker 1: it's hard to get to everything. But we slapped around
Speaker 1: Columbia this weekend. That's always a good time. We're apparently
Speaker 1: paying the Taliban millions of dollars for rubbers.
Speaker 2: Miami University is getting back to normal.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. That's just it matters. Just hang
Speaker 1: with me on that. Haiti doesn't want its people back,
Speaker 1: says it'll be catastrophic, making fun of hysterical celebs. All
Speaker 1: that and so much more coming up tonight on the
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's begin with kind
Speaker 1: of a what's going to be a theme tonight on
Speaker 1: the show show normal? Normal can seem crazy for people
Speaker 1: who've gotten used to abnormal part of the human condition.
Speaker 1: Let me say that again, normal can, and in fact
Speaker 1: will seem crazy for people who've gotten use to abnormal.
Speaker 1: You ever watch a movie, read a book about somebody
Speaker 1: who had spent a lot of time, maybe in combat
Speaker 1: or in prison or something like that, someplace where they
Speaker 1: didn't have access to a bed, a cushioned bed, and
Speaker 1: then you bring them into the civilized world and they
Speaker 1: don't even sleep on the bed, or at least they
Speaker 1: don't want to. Feels weird. I'd rather sleep on the floor. Why, well,
Speaker 1: their body, their mind got used to sleeping on something hard,
Speaker 1: and now the bed feels weird. Now normal feels insane
Speaker 1: to that person. And it doesn't matter how many examples
Speaker 1: you give that person about how it's normal. Explain it
Speaker 1: to them in scientific detail, why it's normal to sleep
Speaker 1: on a bed to that human being, because their mind
Speaker 1: and body have adjusted, Normal feels insane. Booze you know?
Speaker 1: Or drugs?
Speaker 2: Do you ever know?
Speaker 1: Who anybody or maybe you yourself, have suffered from some
Speaker 1: sort of substance abuse. We'll make it. We'll make it
Speaker 1: about alcohol, because that's more a common one that has
Speaker 1: visited all of us, myself included. People end up having
Speaker 1: struggles at points in their life with alcohol. Ever been
Speaker 1: one of those people? And you just kind of always
Speaker 1: have a drink. If it's Friday night hanging out with friends,
Speaker 1: you have a bunch of drinks. If it's Monday night,
Speaker 1: long day, it work, you have a drink, You're going
Speaker 1: to a game, you have k you're going to do
Speaker 1: a concert, you have a drink. And I'm not criticizing
Speaker 1: any of you who have a drink when you do
Speaker 1: these things, but for people who struggle with it, well,
Speaker 1: of course that's what you do. You have a drink.
Speaker 1: And then when they stop, when they're getting back to normal,
Speaker 1: it seems crazy. Hold on, wait a minute, we have
Speaker 1: to We're going to a Metallica concert this Friday, and
Speaker 1: you're not going to drink.
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What normal seems insane to people who've been conditioned to abnormal.
Speaker 1: What's happening right now in the United States of America
Speaker 1: in the one week old Trump administration is awesome. It
Speaker 1: is good. It feels incredible. We wake up every day
Speaker 1: and for once we can't wait to check the news
Speaker 1: on what new good thing is happening. And they are
Speaker 1: all good things. I want to drive that point for it.
Speaker 1: We're not all but most of these are good things.
Speaker 1: That is good things. Great things are happening. But to
Speaker 1: back up a little bit, zoom out if you will,
Speaker 1: what's happening right now that's how your government should always be.
Speaker 1: You realize that Democrat Republican who won the election, but
Speaker 1: the things that are happening right now, that's how it
Speaker 1: should be. There shouldn't ever be any other way. But
Speaker 1: we Americans have been so conditioned to our political leaders,
Speaker 1: mostly Democrat but some Republicans, treating this country like an
Speaker 1: open sewer, teaching other countries around the world to treat
Speaker 1: this country like an open sewer. We have so accepted
Speaker 1: that as the state of affairs because that's all we've
Speaker 1: ever known. Really that now when we finally get a
Speaker 1: president who ever cads on behalf of us exclusively, it's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know this was possible. But do you
Speaker 1: realize do you realize what an indictment that is on
Speaker 1: the others? I mean, yeah, it's good for Trump switching
Speaker 1: things up and yes, yes, yeah, oh that's true, But
Speaker 1: what an indictment that is on the others that you
Speaker 1: and me we see normal activity from an American president
Speaker 1: and we say, wow, America first's we are so back. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Columbia because we'll do this with a
Speaker 1: bunch of different things. Columbia countries speaking about being the
Speaker 1: world's open sewer. For decades, the state of affairs in
Speaker 1: the world has been this ship your dregs to America,
Speaker 1: whether you are Cuba, whether you are Columbia, whether you
Speaker 1: are Afghanistan, whether you're Yemen, wherever you happen to be.
Speaker 1: When a Democrat gets elected, and I should be clear,
Speaker 1: this takes place under Republicans and ramps up under Republicans
Speaker 1: as well, so I'm not letting them off the hook.
Speaker 1: But you know when a Democrat gets elected, but even
Speaker 1: if a Republican gets elected, that you will be able
Speaker 1: to unload the people you don't want into America. So
Speaker 1: let's stick with Colombia. Other countries, we are not used
Speaker 1: to this. You're used to what's abnormal. I am used
Speaker 1: to what's abnormal here in the United States of America.
Speaker 1: We don't stress the federal budget near as much as
Speaker 1: we should. But we don't generally stress it at all
Speaker 1: because we're huge, and we're American, we're number one. We
Speaker 1: have all the money and ava ba ba vah. But
Speaker 1: if you're in Colombia, you are dealing with a limited budget.
Speaker 1: It is very, very limited. You only have so many
Speaker 1: resources to go around, so much personnel, so much money,
Speaker 1: so much this is so much that now pause on
Speaker 1: all this geopolitic nonsense for a moment. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you something, if you would want this superpower, because, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, what I'm about to say is the greatest
Speaker 1: superpower nobody ever talks about. You couldn't make a movie
Speaker 1: about it because it'd be boring. But it's the greatest
Speaker 1: superpower in the world. Do you want to know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's not flight, it's not invincibility, it's not invisibility.
Speaker 1: The greatest superpower on the planet would be to remove
Speaker 1: the bottom five percent in every single setting you were in.
Speaker 1: Do you understand how close to perfect what your life
Speaker 1: would be if on the way to work today, on
Speaker 1: the way to school, Oh gosh, traffic. You know why
Speaker 1: traffic's bad. It's actually not that construction zone. It's actually
Speaker 1: not because of rush hour. It's because there are four
Speaker 1: morons on the road who were texting while they were driving.
Speaker 1: They managed to slam into other people, change lanes when
Speaker 1: they shouldn't have, and they just the bottom five percenters
Speaker 1: have managed to screw up traffic for everybody. Why is
Speaker 1: the airport of Nightmare? Why where are there are these delays.
Speaker 1: Those delays are their technical problems. Of course, there are
Speaker 1: technical problems, but the airport is mostly a nightmare because
Speaker 1: of the employees and or travelers who are the bottom
Speaker 1: five percent of morons and evil idiots. And if you
Speaker 1: could remove them, it would all work out great. Why
Speaker 1: is that party not as fun as it should be
Speaker 1: on Friday night? Most of the people with that party
Speaker 1: are friendly and wonderful. Why wasn't the party great because
Speaker 1: the bottom five percent of the party were loud, obnoxious?
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. Why in your classroom, why
Speaker 1: did it take an extra fifteen minutes before your teacher
Speaker 1: lets you out of class? Today, most of the students
Speaker 1: were good to go. You had a bottom five percent
Speaker 1: of losers, the bottom five percent of life. If you
Speaker 1: could clean it out, and there's no magic superpower, there's
Speaker 1: no magic button that could give you that power. But
Speaker 1: if you could do that in your own personal life,
Speaker 1: your own personal life would be so much better than
Speaker 1: it is now. Personal life, business life, your entire life.
Speaker 1: We'll go back to Columbia. Why does Columbia want to
Speaker 1: dump it's most violent people onto us? Why does it
Speaker 1: want to dump it's poorest people onto us. Well, what
Speaker 1: does it do for a country, any country of any size,
Speaker 1: if you can take the bottom five percent, we'll call
Speaker 1: them the bloodsuckers, whether they be criminal or poor or
Speaker 1: whatever it may be. But the ones who don't actually contribute,
Speaker 1: the ones who are a net drain, What does it
Speaker 1: do for you if you cannot only send those people
Speaker 1: to America? But you know, America is so full of
Speaker 1: scumbags in the government that there's a chance, not only
Speaker 1: will you be able to send your people to America,
Speaker 1: you'll probably find a senator or a president or a member.
Speaker 2: Of the House who will pay you for it. They'll
Speaker 2: find a round they'll find a roundabout way to stroke
Speaker 2: you a check and pay you to give them your
Speaker 2: bottom five percent.
Speaker 1: And so that for decades, for my entire forty three
Speaker 1: years on the planet, that's been a state of affairs in.
Speaker 2: The world, no matter where you are, no matter who
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: Oh you got five bottom five percent, Yemen, Hey get
Speaker 1: him on a ship. I heard Joe Biden got elected
Speaker 1: and you simply unload the problems. And where do you
Speaker 1: unload them? Right here? Which brings me to what happened
Speaker 1: with Columbia and Trump's response before we get to that
Speaker 1: bottom five percent probably describes you some of your employees,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. What if? What if you could get rid
Speaker 1: of the bottom five percent? You think I don't sympathize.
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Speaker 1: mistakes I've made. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Remind
Speaker 1: me well, I'm gonna remind you. Medal of Honor Monday
Speaker 1: is coming up. About forty five minutes from now, Chris,
Speaker 1: remind me to tell everybody what happened at the doctor's
Speaker 1: office today. It's a well, we'll do that after medal
Speaker 1: of honor Monday, if you will. Back to what we were discussing,
Speaker 1: how we as Americans we've gotten used to insanity and
Speaker 1: when we see normalcy, we now celebrate and we cheer.
Speaker 1: But the truth is that's how it always should be.
Speaker 1: So over the weekend, and Colombia, who's always been more
Speaker 1: than happy to unload its bottom five percenters onto our country. Colombia, well,
Speaker 1: Trump told them, hey, we got some planes coming. They're
Speaker 1: your people. We're sending them back. Got all these Colombian
Speaker 1: illegals here, whe you're setting them back. Their president, Gustavo Petro, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I'm actually going to defend the guy. He's
Speaker 1: used to the way things have always been in America,
Speaker 1: or the way things have been for decades, and the
Speaker 1: way things have been for decades under Democrats and Republicans
Speaker 1: is you just say no, we're not taking them, and
Speaker 1: then America looks down starts twiddling its thumbs. Oh dang,
Speaker 1: that's too bad. Well, I mean, I guess we'll just
Speaker 1: move him into some tiny town in Idaho. Nothing we
Speaker 1: can do about that. But Trump said, excuse me, you're
Speaker 1: not taking them. Uh okay, here's some twenty five percent
Speaker 1: tariffs with fifty percent tariffs on the way. I will
Speaker 1: shatter your country on the wheel economically. You sure you're
Speaker 1: not gonna take them? And it was not exaggerating. I
Speaker 1: think within two hours the president of Columbia came out
Speaker 1: and said, you know what, I actually will take them.
Speaker 1: Thanks Trump, appreciate you, appreciate it very much. And we
Speaker 1: all celebrated. We all cheered. If you followed this story,
Speaker 1: we all cheered, Yeah, Trump, really tell it to them.
Speaker 1: They're taking them back to the Americans. And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you should have cheered. I cheered. That's great, it's a
Speaker 1: great story. Good for Trump, well done. But pause for
Speaker 1: a moment on that and think about how insane things
Speaker 1: have been. We are celebrating an American president using the
Speaker 1: tools at his disposal to send back the dregs into Colombia. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on us celebrating. I'm dog on every
Speaker 1: other president that came before him. Where has this been?
Speaker 1: And to clarify, I realize that Democrats are America hating
Speaker 1: communists now and most Republicans are weak. But you realize
Speaker 1: that that Trump Columbia story we just talked about, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've heard about it today. That's how it should be,
Speaker 1: no matter who gets elected. And I'm not here to
Speaker 1: tell you that both parties should be the same. But
Speaker 1: you're always gonna have different parties in a country, different priorities,
Speaker 1: things like that. I get that, But sending back illegals,
Speaker 1: sending illegals out of your country back into their home country,
Speaker 1: it's being treated as radical and right wing and Republican.
Speaker 1: That should happen under Democrats and Republicans. That's just kind
Speaker 1: of how it's supposed to work. But we have been
Speaker 1: so conditioned to accept that. Well, no matter what, we
Speaker 1: gotta let the world just treat us like a punching bag,
Speaker 1: no matter what. It's wild to me, wow you or
Speaker 1: jd Vance on the news, this is a country founded
Speaker 1: by immigrants. Well, this is a country found country.
Speaker 3: This is a very unique country, and it was founded
Speaker 3: by some immigrants and some settlers. But just because we
Speaker 3: were founded by immigrants doesn't mean that two hundred and
Speaker 3: forty years later that we have to have the dumbest
Speaker 3: immigration policy.
Speaker 1: In the world. Listen to how the communist on the
Speaker 1: news just regurgitates the same communist talking point you've heard
Speaker 1: time and time again. We're founded by immigrants. They can't
Speaker 1: even help themselves. They are so conditioned to push the norm,
Speaker 1: to push the America hating norm. It just comes right
Speaker 1: out of them.
Speaker 3: We absolutely cannot unleash thousands of unvetted people into our countries.
Speaker 3: These people just like the guy who played a terrorist
Speaker 3: attack in Oklahoma a few months ago. He was allegedly
Speaker 3: properly vetted, and many people in the media and the
Speaker 3: Democratic Party said.
Speaker 1: That he was properly vetted.
Speaker 3: Clearly he wasn't, no, and that was.
Speaker 1: A very particular case. It wasn't clear if he was
Speaker 1: radicalized when he got here or these people are vetted
Speaker 1: and he was radicalized what he got here. But understand,
Speaker 1: she's really really trying to protect the system, and well,
Speaker 1: we have to play a game. In fact, Chris Corey,
Speaker 1: we're going to replace this one's we never used it,
Speaker 1: and we're going to come up with something and I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is yet. We have to come
Speaker 1: up with some kind of stinger for the sound board.
Speaker 1: Where is this communist, an evil liar or mentally handicapped,
Speaker 1: because this woman is one of the two. Now, this
Speaker 1: is Nora O'Donnell, faced the nation. Let's be honest, she's
Speaker 1: just an evil.
Speaker 3: We absolutely cannot unleash thousands of unvetted people into our countries.
Speaker 1: These people are just like the guy. These people are vetted.
Speaker 1: These people are vetted. She knows that's a lie. You
Speaker 1: could sit and explain to her how we take these
Speaker 1: people in from from countries where proper vetting is not
Speaker 1: possible because these countries don't have our documentation system. Americans
Speaker 1: are so used to living in a civilized country they
Speaker 1: think everybody has birth certificates and social security numbers and
Speaker 1: criminal records that are centralized and things like that. But
Speaker 1: nothing could be further from the truth. And you could
Speaker 1: explain to this face the nation hag that that is
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on here. I think her name's NORAA. O'donald.
Speaker 1: Don't quote me on that, but you could explain to
Speaker 1: her that that's the situation. But she already knows that's
Speaker 1: the situation. She knows improper vetting is the standard. She
Speaker 1: knows you can't properly vet these people. She is a
Speaker 1: communist trying to bring about the collapse of the United
Speaker 1: States of America. And as all communists, she knows it's
Speaker 1: her job to lie without end and without fail. And
Speaker 1: we have simply accepted that that's how things are supposed
Speaker 1: to be, and that now it's radical, it's a change.
Speaker 1: Now's what we should always be. I'll finish up on this.
Speaker 1: We're moving on. Hang on a Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Monday. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us a
Speaker 1: voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.
Speaker 1: Although not everybody's happy.
Speaker 4: See, why are you so prejudice against immigration? My grandparents
Speaker 4: were an immigration and we're good people. We don't till,
Speaker 4: we don't hurt, We work hard. So stop being so prejudiced.
Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, we need to get a couple
Speaker 1: things out of the way. First. I am prejudiced, Okay,
Speaker 1: not necessarily against immigrants or anything like that, but I
Speaker 1: believe in discrimination. You understand that, Communist I believe in prejudice.
Speaker 1: You do too. I'm just the one who's honest about it.
Speaker 1: So once again, allow me to explain it this way. You,
Speaker 1: no matter who you are, communist or normal person, listening
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice. You you can tell
Speaker 1: how much you love something by how much you discriminate
Speaker 1: who gets access to that something. And if you discriminate
Speaker 1: a lot, then you love that something a lot. If
Speaker 1: you are well, just open it up and let everyone in.
Speaker 1: You can convince yourself you're nice, But the truth is
Speaker 1: you don't care about that thing. You see a couple
Speaker 1: of great examples. Well, here's an analogy. Your home, you
Speaker 1: this one before ten o'clock tonight. There's a knock on
Speaker 1: the door. You have your family home, and there's a
Speaker 1: dude with a dirty wife beater and a teardrop tattoo
Speaker 1: on his face, looking pretty rough, standing on the front porch.
Speaker 1: You open up the door, which you shouldn't do, especially
Speaker 1: you ladies, but all of you should not open that
Speaker 1: door either way. If you do. Happen to open the
Speaker 1: door and he says, hey, man, I want to come in.
Speaker 1: Mind if I come in, put my feet up, eat
Speaker 1: some of your food, watch TV. What are you going
Speaker 1: to say? You're going to say no, Yes, even you
Speaker 1: loser communists who hate watch the show. Why are you
Speaker 1: going to say no? You're going to say no because
Speaker 1: you have used your eyes and ears to make assessments,
Speaker 1: make judgments about that person and you, because of the
Speaker 1: love you have for the people and the things inside
Speaker 1: of your home, you have decided that person on your
Speaker 1: front porch is not actually going to have access to
Speaker 1: the people you love. Now, if that loser was trying
Speaker 1: to get into place you didn't care about, you would
Speaker 1: say you should definitely let him in. It would be
Speaker 1: nice to let him in. Don't be prejudiced. Isn't it
Speaker 1: the Christian thing to do to let him in? But
Speaker 1: if he wanted into your home, you would not let
Speaker 1: him in. Remember when the people of Martha's Vineyard were
Speaker 1: treated to I believe it was forty eight illegals bust
Speaker 1: to them by Ron de Santis. Did they even last
Speaker 1: forty eight hours? They had every single one of them
Speaker 1: on the bus. They called in the National Guard and
Speaker 1: said sign a thanks for coming. Why because they love
Speaker 1: Martha's Vineyard. One of the great arguments out there. I
Speaker 1: don't use it just because it sounds like you're pointing
Speaker 1: out communists hypocrisy, but Still, it's great when you when
Speaker 1: you drill it down a little bit deeper the pope.
Speaker 1: The Pope says America is evil for expelling illegals. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't do this. This is crazy. And yet I was
Speaker 1: just at the Vatican a month ago, the in fact
Speaker 1: might be a month ago. Today. I was walking inside
Speaker 1: the walls at the Vatican and I saw airport like security,
Speaker 1: armed guards everywhere. You can eat off the floor. I
Speaker 1: walked into the Vatican and there was a homeless man
Speaker 1: begging for food and change right outside the walls. Funny,
Speaker 1: I walked inside the walls and he wasn't there. You
Speaker 1: know why he wasn't there because the people inside the
Speaker 1: Vatican don't want that dirty filth inside the walls of
Speaker 1: the Vatican. That's why he wasn't there. It's not pointing
Speaker 1: out hypocrisy. It shows you the Pope cares a lot
Speaker 1: about the fancy walls and the domes and the statues
Speaker 1: and his ropes and everything else. And so he does
Speaker 1: what he discriminates on who is allowed in and who
Speaker 1: is allowed or well, who's not allowed it. And that
Speaker 1: brings me to a couple other points on your voicemail.
Speaker 4: Condition were you so prejudiced.
Speaker 1: I already explain why I'm prejudiced. I discriminate and I'm prejudiced.
Speaker 1: I'm prejudiced against stupid people. I'm prejudiced against people who
Speaker 1: are not born in my country, who believe they get
Speaker 1: to pillage my country. I'm prejudiced against gingers. I'm prejudiced
Speaker 1: against a lot of people immigration.
Speaker 4: My grandparents were an immigration and.
Speaker 1: My grandparents were in immigration. This is why I wanted
Speaker 1: to play this. I'm very prejudiced against stupid people. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: you don't even know how to get through a fifteen
Speaker 1: second voicemail without screwing up words you feel they communists.
Speaker 1: Don't think you're ever going to leave me one of
Speaker 1: these voicemails and think you're going to sway me in
Speaker 1: any way because you're too stupid. You realize that and
Speaker 1: really being stupid. You should be mad, not at them,
Speaker 1: not at me. You should be mad at them because
Speaker 1: the Communists have taken advantage of your rampant stupidity. And
Speaker 1: you sound, I mean, you sound like got to be
Speaker 1: an older one. Why are you.
Speaker 4: So prejudiced against this immigration?
Speaker 1: We'll call it what Chris fifty sixty. It could be
Speaker 1: fifty depending on how many Marlboro Reds she's burned through.
Speaker 1: But you're not only stupid, You're older than me. You've
Speaker 1: lived decades more than I have. You've had decades where
Speaker 1: you could be acquiring knowledge and figuring out the way
Speaker 1: the world works and the motivations behind people. But you're
Speaker 1: too dumb, and you let them take advantage of you.
Speaker 1: And this is exactly why those of us who hear
Speaker 1: Tom Holman and cheer when he says things like this.
Speaker 1: You're why we cheer opening up to anyone who's in
Speaker 1: the country illegally and going into schools and grabbing them.
Speaker 1: Does that kids? Message needs to be clear, This consequences
Speaker 1: enter a country legally. If we don't show this consequences,
Speaker 1: you'll never go to fix the border. Promlemt and listen
Speaker 1: one more word, Communists, all of you, because we get
Speaker 1: a bunch of these emails and voicemails. Why are you prejudiced?
Speaker 1: Why are you so racist? Let me explain that doesn't
Speaker 1: work on me. You cannot use my values against me, Communists.
Speaker 1: I will never ever ever allow you to do so.
Speaker 1: And I understand that you you're used to dealing with
Speaker 1: a right with a GOP however you want to call it.
Speaker 1: Who has allowed you, for the entirety of your life
Speaker 1: to use their values against them. That's why you'll finally
Speaker 1: open up a Bible for the first time and you'll
Speaker 1: find a scripture to quote to them. Is this what
Speaker 1: Jesus would want? That's why you'll you'll try to accuse
Speaker 1: people of being Hitler or a Nazi, are prejudiced or racist,
Speaker 1: and you're used to throwing out these communist buzzwords and
Speaker 1: having people on the right suck their thumb and hond
Speaker 1: under their bed and play defense.
Speaker 2: Ah Na, I love black people, have of eva.
Speaker 1: You're never ever, ever, ever, ever going to get that
Speaker 1: with me ever, And just so you think I'm not
Speaker 1: just being mean, I need to explain why. I need
Speaker 1: to explain why I have no regard for you as
Speaker 1: a human being. You're more of a parasite, really a disease,
Speaker 1: if you will, blood sucking the country I love, doing
Speaker 1: everything you can to poison this culture, the minds of
Speaker 1: our children, to wreck everything you see. Of course, you
Speaker 1: convinced yourself you're the good person in all this, but
Speaker 1: you're not. You're just a parasite. If you will Now
Speaker 1: let me ask you, a parasite, do you care about
Speaker 1: its opinion on anything? World affairs, sports, I don't care.
Speaker 1: What do you ever? Would it ever occur to you
Speaker 1: if you got a parasite. I've had them a couple
Speaker 1: of times. Would it ever occur to you to look
Speaker 1: down at your parasite and ask what it thought of you?
Speaker 1: Of course it wouldn't. Communists, that's how I think about you.
Speaker 1: So your accusations don't work with me. It's not because
Speaker 1: of what you say. It's actually because of you yourself personally.
Speaker 1: I have no regard for you, So whatever you say
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Does that make sense? Good? Let's do some
Speaker 1: emails and then we'll come back to Medal of Honor
Speaker 1: Monday and some more along these lines. Let's also talk
Speaker 1: about preserving memories for life and digitizing memories for life.
Speaker 1: Let's let's be honest about how we consume videos and pictures. Now,
Speaker 1: how do you do it? Where do you do it?
Speaker 1: You do it on your phone, don't you? You do
Speaker 1: it on your iPad, your phone, maybe your laptop. That's
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. Remember we
Speaker 1: have Medal of Honor Monday coming up like ten minutes
Speaker 1: from now. I can't wait anymore. I have to tell
Speaker 1: you right now. So I had an appointment today at
Speaker 1: the doctor's office. Don't worry. Everything's fine, Everything's fine. But
Speaker 1: it was one of these extra i'll call it an
Speaker 1: extreme physical So my dad, as you know, passed away recently.
Speaker 1: And as I've told you that, longtime listeners will know
Speaker 1: that on the Kelly side, the Kelly men just don't
Speaker 1: make it very long. They just don't. My dad was
Speaker 1: sixty nine when he died, just like two or three
Speaker 1: weeks shy of seventy, Well two weeks shy who's two
Speaker 1: weeks away from seventy, and he still made it longer
Speaker 1: than his dad, his brothers. It's just the Kelly men
Speaker 1: don't go. And you're a old man, your old man
Speaker 1: passing on early leads you to believe that at least
Speaker 1: you should probably go get looked at. I over the
Speaker 1: last three months, if I'm stewing me talking here, I've
Speaker 1: treated my body like a garbage disposal. Okay, nobody in
Speaker 1: the history of mankind has ever eaten as poorly as
Speaker 1: I've eaten over the last three months. Because food is
Speaker 1: my thing. You know what, I can't hide it. I
Speaker 1: love to eat. I love to eat. I eat every
Speaker 1: dagone good thing I can get my hands on. I
Speaker 1: think about food, I talk about food. I text about food.
Speaker 1: Bob yells at me when we're in the restaurant because
Speaker 1: she catches me eyeballing everyone's meal who walks by, and
Speaker 1: she tells everybody. She says, he looks at food the
Speaker 1: way other men look at other women. That's the way
Speaker 1: he looks at food. I admit it. So I've been eating. Look,
Speaker 1: I just gave you a long excuse. I've been eating
Speaker 1: so bad. And sweets too. I don't even I'm not
Speaker 1: even huge, that huge john Sweets, skittles and just cakes.
Speaker 1: I just don't even care. I'd just been dining it
Speaker 1: all for three months. Went to the doctor's office today,
Speaker 1: clean bill of health. Baby in your stupid face, Chris
Speaker 1: in your face, clean bill of health. Doc said you
Speaker 1: look great. He's look at what Chris was. Yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: it was a very thrill in examination. No it was no, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that I'm not in the navy. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I just no. It was fine. He didn't check the
Speaker 1: oil man, what's wrong with you? No, but it was
Speaker 1: a throw. I even had to do the stress test
Speaker 1: thing like where you're running on the treadmill and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and then they brought in I was shirtless
Speaker 1: for the stress tests, so they attach all these things
Speaker 1: to you, and then there was all these nurses and
Speaker 1: stuff like that in there. Well, for three months, my
Speaker 1: cardio hasn't exactly been on point, and I've had a
Speaker 1: lot of tacos in these three months, a lot of tacos.
Speaker 1: The doc's sitting in there and he's talking to me,
Speaker 1: and you know, the idea of a stress test is
Speaker 1: they have to get your heart rate to the maximum.
Speaker 1: So it's not like there's an easy stress test. No
Speaker 1: matter what, you're gonna max out on your heart rate.
Speaker 1: So they start ramping up the treadmill and I'm running
Speaker 1: and running and the doc is talking to me and
Speaker 1: he's trying to make basic conversation. And then I really
Speaker 1: couldn't talk that much anymore because I was sucking wind.
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to look like that because all
Speaker 1: the nurses were looking at me and my shirt was off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, ah, yeah, I'm doc, And the
Speaker 1: Doc's like, well, we could go a couple more minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure good, And I'm telling you what. My
Speaker 1: lungs were on fire by this point and my legs
Speaker 1: were hurting. But of course the all Noah, I'm good, Doc,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. What Chris, what? Yes. It's like
Speaker 1: when they tried to cut that thing out of my
Speaker 1: foot without anesthetic. But look, I haven't. I have a
Speaker 1: problem with that admitting when there's a lot of pain.
Speaker 1: It's like remember that time I got my face burnt.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we're talking about this on the radio.
Speaker 1: Remember that time I got my face burnt? When I
Speaker 1: was at the get my haircut, they opened up this
Speaker 1: haircut place and it was, you know, some barber shop
Speaker 1: for men or something like that, and after you got
Speaker 1: your hair cut, they would lean you back in your
Speaker 1: seat and they'd put a hot, warm towel over your
Speaker 1: face and wet, hot warm towel over your face and
Speaker 1: they would like give you like a hand massage or something.
Speaker 1: It was part of their thing. Yeah, it was kind
Speaker 1: of weak, but whatever, it was part of the thing,
Speaker 1: pard of the thing, and so lady must have been
Speaker 1: her first day, takes this washcloth and it was approximately
Speaker 1: the temperature of molten lava, and not only that, it
Speaker 1: was soaking wet, like she hardly rung it out, and
Speaker 1: she just just slaps that bad boy on my face
Speaker 1: and I can just I can practically hear my skin
Speaker 1: sizzling underneath it. And she even asked, because I guess
Speaker 1: I must have squirmed a little. She's like, is that okay?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's good to go. I
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and then I drove right home afterwards,
Speaker 1: and I walk in and freaked out, what happened to
Speaker 1: your face? My face is.
Speaker 2: All swollen up and read.
Speaker 1: So I do. I have struggled in the past with
Speaker 1: admitting things like that. So the fiscal went well. I
Speaker 1: did want to tell you the eyes not so much,
Speaker 1: not so much. You know the line, the vision test
Speaker 1: line thing where everyone everyone can picture the thing you
Speaker 1: have to read. That's on the wall. It's always an
Speaker 1: E on the top. And you know how they have
Speaker 1: the lines marked, So that's line one, two, three, three
Speaker 1: lines without glasses, three lines and numbers three. I was guessing,
Speaker 1: and the nurse was helping me. I was essentially down
Speaker 1: to the big fat E and the one below it.
Speaker 1: Finally she stops the test and she says, I'm so
Speaker 1: embarrassed right now. She says, why don't you go get
Speaker 1: your glasses. I had to wear my glasses for the
Speaker 1: vision test, but then I haced it. Baby Boom nailed,
Speaker 1: but it knew I could do it. Never had a
Speaker 1: doubt anyway. Have I talked to you about Puretop. I
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Speaker 1: long it has for most of my life. My first
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Speaker 1: I don't know how many years I had Verizon and
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Speaker 1: the truth is that gobs of my money have gone
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Speaker 1: I have a whole thing. Pound two five zero, say
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. All Right, pound two five zero say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1: Takes ten minutes to switch. Dear Top five napper. I
Speaker 1: just saw an ad for an airbnb where you sleep
Speaker 1: inside of a World War two submarine, the uss Kobaya
Speaker 1: located in Wisconsin. Immediately I thought of you. I looked
Speaker 1: it up to make sure it was legit. It looks
Speaker 1: like it was. Please let us know what it's like,
Speaker 1: because I know you will now take your two boys
Speaker 1: to stay in. Hopefully they don't have a minimum hand
Speaker 1: size requirement. That's not very nice. His name is Austin.
Speaker 1: You can count me out on that. For a couple
Speaker 1: different reasons, I do not enjoy submarines. I've been in
Speaker 1: one World War two submarine. I am shocked at how
Speaker 1: tight it is in there. I don't even fit down
Speaker 1: the hallway. That's one two, a World War two submarine
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin. For some reason, I don't think that got
Speaker 1: there naturally. This has been a podcast from WR