1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:09,519 Speaker 1: Callaroga Shock Media. 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,439 a daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the 4 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:18,960 comedy industry. Now today is very political. If you don't 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,719 like the political stuff, check out now. And if you 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,480 listen to the show and you feel that I've loaded 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,920 it one side or another. I don't make fun of 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,600 the candidate you don't like or whatever, put the clips 9 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,880 under my nose. There's nothing loaded here now. I think 10 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:35,479 some of my opinions on some of these folks does 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,359 creep out from time to time, but I'm happy to 12 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:41,799 make fun of everyone. Let's start with Dave Chappelle. Dave 13 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,039 Chappelle was on PBS and he discussed his opinions on 14 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,000 the President of the United States. 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:53,079 Speaker 1: How do you think he's doing? He's joking, right, He's man, 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,479 Come on, man, nobody wants to feel this way, and 17 00:00:57,719 --> 00:01:03,640 I don't think anybody war. They definitely didn't want to 18 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:09,400 arguably lose one. But when you're asking him please do better, 19 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,519 what was it in that moment that you were asking 20 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,120 the president to do and to do differently? Well? I 21 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,599 believe in that same monologue, I reminded him that everyone 22 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,920 on earth is counting on him. 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 3: Yep. 24 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: I think I made the point that the presidency is 25 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:31,280 no place for a petty person. So personally, I would 26 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:35,359 say that, you know, anyone at any type of leadership 27 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,799 position or even like a nightclub can being like me. 28 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,760 We have to suffer sights and injuries, and we have 29 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,480 to kind of just let some things go, and we 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:48,079 have to focus on what's actually important and not cultivating 31 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:54,599 a browth of confusion, which I believe is I believe 32 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:58,359 he's doing that, you know, you know, for political expediency 33 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:03,599 or whatever reason. I don't standard methodology, but I just 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,760 know that Americans. I think everyone wants to have some 35 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,360 semblance of peace, and they get there different ways. Some 36 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,879 people think there's different things threatening their peace, you know, 37 00:02:18,199 --> 00:02:21,560 but being a president seems like an opportunity to be 38 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:25,479 a very unifying force, and I feel like perhaps he 39 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:28,800 squandered that opportunity, to put. 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 2: It likely, THEO. Vaughn also has some thoughts about the 41 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,039 President of the United. 42 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:39,599 Speaker 4: States and what American is this helping besides the war, 43 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,039 the industrial war complex, What American hard What guy who's 44 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:50,159 trying to take care of his family or a single 45 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:52,199 mother who's a nurse who's going to work and has 46 00:02:52,199 --> 00:02:54,680 to get home and get to her kids ballgame and 47 00:02:54,879 --> 00:03:00,919 has to be both parents. What farmers is helping regular person? 48 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:08,479 Is this helping? I just don't know. I don't understand. So, yeah, 49 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:11,039 that's what that's what That's what our president's up to, 50 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,159 and it's baffling. 51 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:16,159 Speaker 2: And George Lopez also has some thoughts about the president 52 00:03:16,199 --> 00:03:17,319 of the United States. 53 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:23,159 Speaker 5: If you had cognitive decline and. 54 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 2: You worked at anywhere Barrack. 55 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:31,199 Speaker 5: Guns on victory and they said, hey, there's about the 56 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:34,439 right hand that's laying out the silverware has cognitive decline, 57 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:35,919 I don't think should be near the knives now that 58 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,319 long he'll be all right. You wouldn't let a valet 59 00:03:38,439 --> 00:03:41,759 person be cognitive decline and be working. So we have 60 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,639 a guy that's the leader of the free world with 61 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:47,919 cognitive decline, who who is attacking the war with just 62 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,479 on his own. I mean, listen, I always think everybody's Mexican, 63 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:54,280 you know, so I think Trump, you know, he's remodeling 64 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,479 the house he don't own. He's starting with other countries. 65 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,879 His son in laws over there, you know, hired them. 66 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:02,280 I mean, if you have a job where you can 67 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,840 hire your family. You have a job, you don't have 68 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,400 a career, because they're not gonna be like, who's this 69 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:06,960 fool right here? 70 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: I don't know. 71 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:10,479 Speaker 5: I just started working Americ Experiences. I told just to come. 72 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,800 But I mean, the idea that this guy could get 73 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:20,399 away with so much and and and have it really 74 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:22,240 kind of go uncalled. 75 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 2: On Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Slam Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel 76 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,720 had been on Michelle Obama's podcast. On Michelle Obama's podcast, 77 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,519 Jimmy Kimmel said, first of all, don't tell me what 78 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,240 my job is. I don't tell you what your job is. 79 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,680 My job is whatever I decide. My job is whatever 80 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,959 my employer allows me to do. That's what my job is. 81 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,120 Greg Gutfeld, it's all Jimmy Kimmel. Look, he's right, he 82 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,399 doesn't have to listen to criticism. But then don't complain 83 00:04:43,439 --> 00:04:44,759 about it. You could do what you want and we 84 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,000 could tell you what sucks. You could paid handsome links 85 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,319 to take it like a man and stop blubbering. People 86 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,680 get criticized every day who make one one hundredth of 87 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,600 what you make in menial jobs, and they don't complain 88 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,399 about the complaints. You don't even know criticism. Try being 89 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:58,800 a right winger for a year, got fail at it. 90 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:00,639 I only complained when one of the my friends get 91 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,759 shot and killed and you make up stories about it. 92 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,560 Gray continued. My feeling is he's hopeless because he's decided 93 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,839 he's too important to be funny. He's incapable of self deprecation. 94 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,759 He can't poke fun at himself, and he lost the 95 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,839 ability to be silly. I'm a fool. I'm the first admitted. 96 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:17,279 I embrace it. The less important you think I am, 97 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:19,199 the better it is for me. No one mocks me 98 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,120 more than me, and most of the insults directed to 99 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,879 me from critics they took from me. So there, people 100 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,959 are upset about Ramy Yusef. Earlier in the week, Romy 101 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,199 had stopped by Sesame Street and hung out with Elmo. 102 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:33,120 Here's a quick clip, Sanna monicum, everyone, I'm Ramy Yusef. 103 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:35,759 Speaker 6: Hell is here, mister Ramy? 104 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 4: What is salamikm Well, Salam means peace and it's a 105 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:40,600 way to say hello in Arabic. 106 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 2: Raymond Arroyo on Fox News said I wish Sesame Street 107 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,800 would stick to teaching kids about letters and numbers, and 108 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,000 then mister Royo went on to say some other things 109 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,720 that I'm not going to repeat. They were not very welcoming. 110 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:55,920 Ramy Yusef was on the view and said, I feel 111 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,439 for them, right. I think they're worried about Arabic immersion 112 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,000 and it's got to be tough because I think there's 113 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,199 supporters of the president. So imagine your president on Easter 114 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,279 is tweeting praise be to Allah and al Elmo saying Habibi. 115 00:06:05,319 --> 00:06:07,800 That feels threatening. Rommie said There's been lots of languages 116 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,920 on Sesame Street and there's been no backlash to those, 117 00:06:09,959 --> 00:06:13,519 so it actually really did surprise me. John Oliver share 118 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,000 that he's not a fan of the British Royal family. 119 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:19,680 He was asked about the future of former Prince Andrew. 120 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,279 John said, long term, if I believed in Hell, it 121 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:24,399 would be there. I don't know where he'll end up. 122 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:26,160 I had very little respect for that guy before all 123 00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:27,560 of this, so I don't know where he'll end up, 124 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,439 and the marrow of my bones, I don't care. By 125 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:32,199 the way, you can keep up on the Royal family 126 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,399 by listening to the Palace Intrigue podcast. I'm the writer 127 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,680 on that. We cover this stuff all day, every day, 128 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,759 twice a day. There's a lot to talk about the 129 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,519 British royal family. John Oliver also talked about Sarah Ferguson. 130 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,720 Remember Fergie, she used to be married to former Prince 131 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,120 Andrew and all John Oliver said was and he couldn't 132 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,680 give a flying s word. Alex Jones is no longer 133 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,839 in charge of Info Wars. The Onion is taking it over. 134 00:06:57,399 --> 00:07:01,319 Comedian Tim Hidecker is the new face of Wars. Let's 135 00:07:01,319 --> 00:07:02,800 listen as we head to the break and I have 136 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 cut this down a little. 137 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, I. 138 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 6: Got some breaking news for you. It's looking very likely 139 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,600 that Global Tetra Heaton will seize control of Info Wars 140 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:15,040 in the coming days. The folks that Global Tetra Heaton 141 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,399 have asked me to step in as to run the 142 00:07:18,399 --> 00:07:20,720 show over there and become a big part of the future. 143 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:21,759 Speaker 5: So we're. 144 00:07:23,639 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: Exploring. Sorry, my name is Tim Heidecker. Just here to 145 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,959 let you know that I am now in charge of 146 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,480 Info Wars. It's an honor to take over the reins 147 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,040 and chart a new path towards the future. We're looking 148 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:42,519 forward to relaunching the site soon in the next coming 149 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,800 months and We're not really sure what we're going to 150 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:47,360 do with it. We're talking about all sorts of ideas. 151 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:50,839 We were playing around with it being a real estate 152 00:07:51,399 --> 00:07:57,800 broker service, or a cryptocurrency exchange market, a place to, 153 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:02,800 a place to or pictures more most like a drop 154 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:06,399 box account. Not sure, a lot of ideas, but very 155 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:09,480 excited to take this on. UH and just want to 156 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:13,360 wish everyone extend a hand of friendship and UH and 157 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:16,839 grace as we proceed through this process. It's not going 158 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,560 to be easy, but I can assure you that we 159 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:23,759 have our best intentions in mind. We are in the 160 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,800 city of brotherly love and I want to extend that 161 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:31,839 sentiment to all our friends over there. Longtime fans and 162 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:35,960 consumers of the info Wars products, got some exciting products 163 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,679 coming as well. We're working with a company that will 164 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:43,480 enable you to turn your urine into into gold. So 165 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:47,440 stay tuned for more information about that and stay with us. 166 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:52,120 Stay stay updated on info Wars for more information as 167 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,399 this story develops. 168 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 2: Hulu is adding the Handsome podcast to their platform. Handsome 169 00:08:58,759 --> 00:09:02,279 features Tignatsaro off which Fimster and Mae Martin Arii Shafier 170 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,559 caught up with the La times about the end of 171 00:09:04,639 --> 00:09:07,759 formerly known as this is Not Happening. Not entirely true. John, 172 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:09,200 you kind of were loose with the phrasing there, but 173 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,360 you guys know what I mean that thing Ari he said, 174 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,879 I'm excited to show some people new people. Even with 175 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:15,440 the live shows, I'm always like, let me show you 176 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,360 two headliners. You know, a mid level guy you'll know, 177 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,000 and let me show you two people that you just 178 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,039 don't know. That's a good way to put together a show. 179 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,559 That's what stand up is. In New York, LA and 180 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,960 even Austin. There are some killers no one has ever 181 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,840 heard of, and they're destroyers. So I'm excited to show people. 182 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:31,440 Call Um Tyrell because he rules. He's so funny and 183 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,399 his story's great. Tony Hitchclub's story was really good. He's 184 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,679 a monster storyteller in every sense of the word. Now 185 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:39,120 and Roywood Junior is so smooth it makes me feel 186 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,960 like I'm needy and insecure on the stage. Sam Talent 187 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,159 is going to be one people talk about. Jim Brewer 188 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,720 is so great. Steph Tolev crushed it with something fun 189 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,759 and interesting and wow, this is really tough. Every time 190 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,519 I'm doing a promo for the show, it's like, what 191 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,519 about this person? And this one having big jay ogwriston 192 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:55,799 back was key because he's on the Mount Rushmore of 193 00:09:55,799 --> 00:09:58,080 this show, and we have three of those on the end, Jay, 194 00:09:58,159 --> 00:10:00,679 Miss Patt and Ali Sadik. We couldn't Sean Patton now 195 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,600 because he was shooting something and Bert Krascher had a 196 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,399 movie or something with his daughter moving, or maybe was 197 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,720 a graduation. The LA Time said it would be funny 198 00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:09,799 if Bert Krascher paid to have a graduation move so 199 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,759 we could do your show. Alre he liked that idea. 200 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:13,600 I said, yeah, just pay the school to move the 201 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,559 graduation for a week. Don't you make like fifty million 202 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,559 dollars a year, It's so funny. He used to be crazy. 203 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,600 You think of someone making one hundred million dollars and 204 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,360 now there are like ten comics who make at least 205 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,279 half of that and without doing press, and it's really cool. 206 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,960 I haven't paid for lunch. It's so long. And Ali 207 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,360 Sidiq has become so huge. He's like the success story. 208 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,279 The storytelling show in its entirety, everyone got helped a 209 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,559 little bit, but Ali kind of broke off these stories. 210 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:35,600 And to see him so successful and still so smooth. 211 00:10:35,639 --> 00:10:38,320 It's really cool. You can't be niche doing arenas, and 212 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,720 there's this independent boom that's not gonna wait for anybody. 213 00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:42,879 So it's another big win for us. It's our turn 214 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:45,120 in the whole story of this. Speaking of Oli Sidiq, 215 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:48,440 he and his daughter, chef Jaydon Genes, are taking ownership 216 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:51,320 of Rado Market. The restaurant is an all day cafe 217 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,080 neighborhood market created by James Beard finalist Chris Williams. When 218 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,600 william stepped away for his daughter's birth, Gaines stepped in 219 00:10:57,639 --> 00:10:59,600 a chef and general manager and has been running it 220 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,559 like it was hers ever since. Williams approach Gaines earlier 221 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,000 this year about owning the business. Alsidiq will be part 222 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,879 owner and will ACKed in a support role and out 223 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:12,919 of San Francisco. The sf Gate tells us about the Wash. 224 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,720 The Wash was a one night recreation of the legendary 225 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:19,600 venue Brainwash, where Ali Wang got her start. Ali Wang 226 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,000 had described Brainwash on Hot Wings, saying it was literally 227 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:27,320 half cafe, half laundromat, one hundred percent homeless shelter. Brainwash 228 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,960 hosted open mic nights from April fools Day nineteen ninety 229 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,519 nine to its closure in twenty seventeen. MC Tony Sparks said, 230 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,639 it started out as an insult oddly enough, because I 231 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,240 was the monopoly of open mics. I wasn't welcome to 232 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,440 the community, but the open MIC's all blew up really 233 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,720 fast and got popular. They were calling me the godfather, 234 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,399 like they had a bow and kissed my ring to 235 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,159 get in. Comics came from all around to be there 236 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,840 to learn, how can I get work where it needs 237 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,320 to go? Stuff like that, The Gate tells us, as 238 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,639 one can expect from an open mic, the quality was 239 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,799 let's just say mixed. We'll see if they do it again. 240 00:11:57,879 --> 00:11:59,480 Spark said, I hope this is a kick off of 241 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,759 bringing back that same energy we had back then when 242 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:04,159 people worked together and everybody rallied around one another to 243 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,960 make this whole comedy thing work. Let's see. I hope 244 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,679 they do bring it back. And that is your comedy 245 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,080 news for today, See tomorrow.