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Speaker 2: We have not one, but two landscaping tragedies to report
Speaker 2: on here this morning.
Speaker 3: I'm worried that you're gonna kind of freak out our landscaper.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you explain that. No, it's just like yesterday's pause.
Speaker 3: You can't explain these things that happened with this board. You.
Speaker 3: You were sitting there with your hands not pass behind
Speaker 3: the scenes. His hands were not even near equipment.
Speaker 2: And that just now my my bed is gone, and
Speaker 2: I feel like we're all right, all right, we're all right,
Speaker 2: But I am still concern that you're gonna scare our landscapers,
Speaker 2: and we have a large contingency of them. Texas man
Speaker 2: is dead after mowing his lawn. Well, actually while mowing
Speaker 2: is lawn in Texas. Rattlesnake attacked by swarm of bees.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, Stephen Daniel from Cisco, about one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty miles southwest of Dallas, was cutting his lawn.
Speaker 3: Is that where the food company's from?
Speaker 2: I have no information to that effect. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: a different spelling, I believe. Oh okay, I think I
Speaker 2: don't know. Stop trying to sidetrack. I just kid, all right,
Speaker 2: you're in the Texas heat. That's bad enough.
Speaker 3: You're watching out for rattlesnakes because they hear the mower
Speaker 3: and they think it's another rattlesnake to make love to.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently this is bee love making season as well
Speaker 2: as everything's blooming and whatnot, and they get very defensive
Speaker 2: at anything that might be considered a threat to They're high,
Speaker 2: and I guess there was a hive in an abandoned
Speaker 2: building near his property. The sound of the mower upset
Speaker 2: the bees. One thing led to another, and two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty plus stings later, he was blown up like
Speaker 2: a balloon and couldn't be saved.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think he even finished the lawn, to be honest
Speaker 2: with you, Oh, edging did not happen.
Speaker 3: No blowing out of the question. Yeah, So did did
Speaker 3: he make it to the hospital? They someone saw what
Speaker 3: was going on and called, you know, for help. By
Speaker 3: the time they got there, though, and got the guy
Speaker 3: in the vehicle, he like died on the way to
Speaker 3: the hospital. God, they said the God. There was a
Speaker 3: stat here of how many bees ended up being were
Speaker 3: in the high there. Well, while you're looking for that,
Speaker 3: I got two things to tell you.
Speaker 2: One to three thousand bees.
Speaker 3: One is Cisco's in California. I googled that. And the
Speaker 3: second one is that you would think when you say
Speaker 3: he got stung by a swarm of bees and it
Speaker 3: killed him, you'd think hornets, you know, because it's usually
Speaker 3: their hornets are just scary.
Speaker 2: See you all, you've got bees, got this great reputation.
Speaker 2: Who got to save and protect the bees? Yet you're
Speaker 2: just out there trying to do a little yard work
Speaker 2: and them some bitches coming strike you down.
Speaker 3: Your average jail. I like he was eating honeycombs before
Speaker 3: or anything like that, and he didn't go attract him.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile in Gilbert, Arizona, he uh were they? Oh these
Speaker 3: are those killer bees? I bet you know that. Do
Speaker 3: you know those African icedes? I don't know. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have any So moving on to Gilbert, Arizona.
Speaker 2: In our second landscaping related tragedy to report on this morning,
Speaker 2: a tree trimmer is dead after being shot by a
Speaker 2: homeowner on Monday afternoon. This uh in Arizona. The couple
Speaker 2: uh living in this house, uh wyatt Ford. The husband
Speaker 2: he's twenty eight years old and his wife called emergency
Speaker 2: number around four thirty in the afternoon. Report that the
Speaker 2: wife called to report that her husband was outside confronting
Speaker 2: a man outside their home, and she reportedly told dispatchers
Speaker 2: that she and her husband believe the man had tried
Speaker 2: to vandalize and steal from their trailer a few nights ago. However,
Speaker 2: once this was all said and done, and the wife,
Speaker 2: I guess could be heard, police said on the nine
Speaker 2: to one one call, encouraging her husband to just shoot him.
Speaker 2: Quote just shoot him, wow, which he did in the throat.
Speaker 2: This dude, who's now dead. The landscaper was sent by
Speaker 2: the landlord to trim trees at the property, and the
Speaker 2: homeowners thought this was the same guy who had been
Speaker 2: trying to break into a trailer at their property a
Speaker 2: few nights before.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy has a serious country boy, you know,
Speaker 3: like Western name wyatt Ford.
Speaker 2: He always carries a concealed weapon, said the wife. And
Speaker 2: shoot him, you just shoot him.
Speaker 3: This one two two five, two six, pat My wife
Speaker 3: and I were attacked by a swarm of bees while
Speaker 3: mowing the yard. Uh. We actually had to leave the
Speaker 3: mower at the property and go back and get it
Speaker 3: after dark. Jesus, not too not as much fun as
Speaker 3: you think. That sounds like it sucks. Somebody else had
Speaker 3: hornets or dicks with wings. Hornets are bad news.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: I can't pin this on hornets. So it specifically says bees.
Speaker 2: That's miss Honeycomb.
Speaker 3: Oh, remind them of that headline of the year.
Speaker 2: Miss Honeycomb attacked by swarm of bees.
Speaker 3: Can't make it up. Oh, somebody said the the area
Speaker 3: is definitely known for the Africanized bees. Okay, that sounds
Speaker 3: like somebody's ten percent me that's the be attack.
Speaker 2: So add that to the human beat box sound effects
Speaker 2: mowing wild attack by bees.
Speaker 3: You know. The one we haven't done in a while
Speaker 3: is the alligator in the push in the elevator button.
Speaker 2: How did that one go? Again?
Speaker 3: I don't even know that that sound effect might be
Speaker 3: archived by now.
Speaker 2: Wasn't something like claw?
Speaker 3: And probably.
Speaker 2: A bit of an embarrassing situation for a major newspaper,
Speaker 2: The Chicago Sun Times. They just printed an article about
Speaker 2: the their recommended summertime reading list. Oh that's cool. Well no,
Speaker 2: this was just in general for their their uh well,
Speaker 2: all sorts of books. Problem is ten of them don't
Speaker 2: exist because they let the AI write the article. And
Speaker 2: the AI just got creative with making up authors and
Speaker 2: titles of these books. You just just flew with it.
Speaker 2: Watch just like edit Schmidt.
Speaker 3: It just like they're just gonna get creative with cutting
Speaker 3: our heads off all his AI stuff. Hey, somebody said
Speaker 3: new Final Destination Fear unlocked. Yeah, Africanized hornets are Africanized bees.
Speaker 2: Well I like the Afized hornets. Yeah, okay, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: I have to wonder this Chicago Sun Times reading list.
Speaker 2: They full well knew that they were using AI, and
Speaker 2: I'll guarantee you somewhere along the line, somebody said this
Speaker 2: is just filler. No one reads. No one's going to
Speaker 2: read these books.
Speaker 3: Those kids are playing games much.
Speaker 2: Less even see if these books, well someone did.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, shopping carts, shopping carts, shopping carts, Please let.
Speaker 2: Me move my head head across.
Speaker 3: I'm the sick one. I shouldn't be moving.
Speaker 2: Head across the shopping carts. Shoplifters is taken into custody
Speaker 2: by the overnight stock crew back in the day at
Speaker 2: Ossowski Family Foods in Lake Park.
Speaker 3: That is, again, the thieves head up against shopping.
Speaker 2: And raped across the top of the row of shopping
Speaker 2: carts that are conveniently outside the store, you know, because
Speaker 2: the overnight floor guy was cleaning inside. And you know,
Speaker 2: once the dude stepped out with the crotched steaks, that's
Speaker 2: when we could, you know, pounce and we did a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of football players and such the stocking cruse. Somebody said,
Speaker 3: I used to do landscaping when I was in my
Speaker 3: early twenties. Me and my crew were attacked by African bees.
Speaker 3: Lost a nine thousand dollars deck moo or in the lake.
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Speaker 2: Did you know you can mail chickens chicks to be exact.
Speaker 2: I could believe it, because you know when people order them.
Speaker 2: Over Easter, thousands of chicks that spent three days in
Speaker 2: a United States Postal Service truck have now overwhelmed Delaware
Speaker 2: Animal Shelter frustrating the hatchery that had shipped them to
Speaker 2: various farms. Here's the deal. This hatchery fulfills these orders
Speaker 2: for chicks too, for whatever reason, uses the post office
Speaker 2: to ship them out, and somebody dropped the ball somewhere
Speaker 2: and the truck was loaded with these thousands of chicks
Speaker 2: and the truck was left, no deliveries made. Several days later,
Speaker 2: they find these chickens. A bunch of them are dead,
Speaker 2: but the ones that are still alive, they're like, what
Speaker 2: do we do with these chickens? And the hatcheries like,
Speaker 2: we can't legally take them back at this point because
Speaker 2: the bird flu concerns and all that, and so now
Speaker 2: they end up adding no kill shelter in Delaware, where
Speaker 2: you know, people are like, hey, can I just buy
Speaker 2: him and raise them for me? No, we are no
Speaker 2: kill shelter. And now they're screaming for help to come
Speaker 2: adopt these chicks, and.
Speaker 3: They have a kill shelter, thousands of them. Quite quite
Speaker 3: the conundrum. You bring in here your pet, you know,
Speaker 3: just out of control. Let's say this cat that's ripping
Speaker 3: kids eyes out, the neighborhood cat. You do, and you
Speaker 3: go in, they go, oh, we're a no kill shelter.
Speaker 3: I go, where's the kill shelter. That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3: I don't think you want to keep this thing alive.
Speaker 3: My parents had to do that with a cat. It
Speaker 3: was beating up. The neighborhood dogs.
Speaker 2: Took it to the kill shelter.
Speaker 3: Not the kill shelter, but they took it to the pound.
Speaker 3: I mean something.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's fine. Well, we don't say
Speaker 2: the quiet part out loud, but the same thing.
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