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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w jr R, but your freaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiots all right. Thank you to Petties Meets on today,

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<v Speaker 2>Roight four thirty four and long Wood just West Eye

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<v Speaker 2>four for sponsoring this portion of the Lynch In Taco Show.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're sponsoring a weekend barbecue, Petties might be a

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<v Speaker 2>really good place.

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<v Speaker 3>To to get your fixings, even if you're just going

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<v Speaker 3>to somebody else's barbecue. Heck, go buy there grabb an

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<v Speaker 3>appetizer you know, for everybody, or maybe a dessert that

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<v Speaker 3>is awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be seeing my uh myself this weekends.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they might see me as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We're having a little gathering over the lynch Layer when Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thanks for the invite. Thank kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have barbecue together, do we? I guess not

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<v Speaker 2>because we're sick of each other by the time Friday

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<v Speaker 2>morning rolls around.

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<v Speaker 3>No we're not. We're in great moves by the time

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<v Speaker 3>Friday comes like wow, weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>In all seriousness, Petties, Uh, they have all your culinary

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<v Speaker 2>needs to put it bluntly. They're the best longwood Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>We have not one, but two landscaping tragedies to report

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<v Speaker 2>on here this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm worried that you're gonna kind of freak out our landscaper.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you explain that. No, it's just like yesterday's pause.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't explain these things that happened with this board. You.

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<v Speaker 3>You were sitting there with your hands not pass behind

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<v Speaker 3>the scenes. His hands were not even near equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>And that just now my my bed is gone, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we're all right, all right, we're all right,

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<v Speaker 2>But I am still concern that you're gonna scare our landscapers,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have a large contingency of them. Texas man

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<v Speaker 2>is dead after mowing his lawn. Well, actually while mowing

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<v Speaker 2>is lawn in Texas. Rattlesnake attacked by swarm of bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, Stephen Daniel from Cisco, about one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and thirty miles southwest of Dallas, was cutting his lawn.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that where the food company's from?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no information to that effect. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a different spelling, I believe. Oh okay, I think I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Stop trying to sidetrack. I just kid, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the Texas heat. That's bad enough.

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<v Speaker 3>You're watching out for rattlesnakes because they hear the mower

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<v Speaker 3>and they think it's another rattlesnake to make love to.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, apparently this is bee love making season as well

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<v Speaker 2>as everything's blooming and whatnot, and they get very defensive

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<v Speaker 2>at anything that might be considered a threat to They're high,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess there was a hive in an abandoned

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<v Speaker 2>building near his property. The sound of the mower upset

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<v Speaker 2>the bees. One thing led to another, and two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty plus stings later, he was blown up like

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<v Speaker 2>a balloon and couldn't be saved.

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<v Speaker 3>That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think he even finished the lawn, to be honest

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<v Speaker 2>with you, Oh, edging did not happen.

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<v Speaker 3>No blowing out of the question. Yeah, So did did

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<v Speaker 3>he make it to the hospital? They someone saw what

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<v Speaker 3>was going on and called, you know, for help. By

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<v Speaker 3>the time they got there, though, and got the guy

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<v Speaker 3>in the vehicle, he like died on the way to

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<v Speaker 3>the hospital. God, they said the God. There was a

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<v Speaker 3>stat here of how many bees ended up being were

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<v Speaker 3>in the high there. Well, while you're looking for that,

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<v Speaker 3>I got two things to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>One to three thousand bees.

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<v Speaker 3>One is Cisco's in California. I googled that. And the

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<v Speaker 3>second one is that you would think when you say

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<v Speaker 3>he got stung by a swarm of bees and it

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<v Speaker 3>killed him, you'd think hornets, you know, because it's usually

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<v Speaker 3>their hornets are just scary.

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<v Speaker 2>See you all, you've got bees, got this great reputation.

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<v Speaker 2>Who got to save and protect the bees? Yet you're

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<v Speaker 2>just out there trying to do a little yard work

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<v Speaker 2>and them some bitches coming strike you down.

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<v Speaker 3>Your average jail. I like he was eating honeycombs before

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<v Speaker 3>or anything like that, and he didn't go attract him.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile in Gilbert, Arizona, he uh were they? Oh these

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<v Speaker 3>are those killer bees? I bet you know that. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know those African icedes? I don't know. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>have any So moving on to Gilbert, Arizona.

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<v Speaker 2>In our second landscaping related tragedy to report on this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>a tree trimmer is dead after being shot by a

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<v Speaker 2>homeowner on Monday afternoon. This uh in Arizona. The couple

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<v Speaker 2>uh living in this house, uh wyatt Ford. The husband

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<v Speaker 2>he's twenty eight years old and his wife called emergency

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<v Speaker 2>number around four thirty in the afternoon. Report that the

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<v Speaker 2>wife called to report that her husband was outside confronting

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<v Speaker 2>a man outside their home, and she reportedly told dispatchers

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<v Speaker 2>that she and her husband believe the man had tried

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<v Speaker 2>to vandalize and steal from their trailer a few nights ago. However,

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<v Speaker 2>once this was all said and done, and the wife,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess could be heard, police said on the nine

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<v Speaker 2>to one one call, encouraging her husband to just shoot him.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote just shoot him, wow, which he did in the throat.

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<v Speaker 2>This dude, who's now dead. The landscaper was sent by

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<v Speaker 2>the landlord to trim trees at the property, and the

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<v Speaker 2>homeowners thought this was the same guy who had been

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<v Speaker 2>trying to break into a trailer at their property a

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<v Speaker 2>few nights before.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that guy has a serious country boy, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like Western name wyatt Ford.

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<v Speaker 2>He always carries a concealed weapon, said the wife. And

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<v Speaker 2>shoot him, you just shoot him.

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<v Speaker 3>This one two two five, two six, pat My wife

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<v Speaker 3>and I were attacked by a swarm of bees while

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<v Speaker 3>mowing the yard. Uh. We actually had to leave the

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<v Speaker 3>mower at the property and go back and get it

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<v Speaker 3>after dark. Jesus, not too not as much fun as

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<v Speaker 3>you think. That sounds like it sucks. Somebody else had

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<v Speaker 3>hornets or dicks with wings. Hornets are bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>This.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pin this on hornets. So it specifically says bees.

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<v Speaker 2>That's miss Honeycomb.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, remind them of that headline of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Honeycomb attacked by swarm of bees.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't make it up. Oh, somebody said the the area

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<v Speaker 3>is definitely known for the Africanized bees. Okay, that sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like somebody's ten percent me that's the be attack.

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<v Speaker 2>So add that to the human beat box sound effects

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<v Speaker 2>mowing wild attack by bees.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. The one we haven't done in a while

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<v Speaker 3>is the alligator in the push in the elevator button.

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<v Speaker 2>How did that one go? Again?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know that that sound effect might be

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<v Speaker 3>archived by now.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't something like claw?

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<v Speaker 3>And probably.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit of an embarrassing situation for a major newspaper,

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<v Speaker 2>The Chicago Sun Times. They just printed an article about

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<v Speaker 2>the their recommended summertime reading list. Oh that's cool. Well no,

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<v Speaker 2>this was just in general for their their uh well,

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<v Speaker 2>all sorts of books. Problem is ten of them don't

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<v Speaker 2>exist because they let the AI write the article. And

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<v Speaker 2>the AI just got creative with making up authors and

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<v Speaker 2>titles of these books. You just just flew with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch just like edit Schmidt.

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<v Speaker 3>It just like they're just gonna get creative with cutting

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<v Speaker 3>our heads off all his AI stuff. Hey, somebody said

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<v Speaker 3>new Final Destination Fear unlocked. Yeah, Africanized hornets are Africanized bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I like the Afized hornets. Yeah, okay, yeah, for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to wonder this Chicago Sun Times reading list.

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<v Speaker 2>They full well knew that they were using AI, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll guarantee you somewhere along the line, somebody said this

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<v Speaker 2>is just filler. No one reads. No one's going to

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<v Speaker 2>read these books.

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<v Speaker 3>Those kids are playing games much.

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<v Speaker 2>Less even see if these books, well someone did.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, shopping carts, shopping carts, shopping carts, Please let.

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<v Speaker 2>Me move my head head across.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the sick one. I shouldn't be moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Head across the shopping carts. Shoplifters is taken into custody

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<v Speaker 2>by the overnight stock crew back in the day at

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<v Speaker 2>Ossowski Family Foods in Lake Park.

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<v Speaker 3>That is, again, the thieves head up against shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>And raped across the top of the row of shopping

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<v Speaker 2>carts that are conveniently outside the store, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>the overnight floor guy was cleaning inside. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>once the dude stepped out with the crotched steaks, that's

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<v Speaker 2>when we could, you know, pounce and we did a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunch of football players and such the stocking cruse. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>I used to do landscaping when I was in my

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<v Speaker 3>early twenties. Me and my crew were attacked by African bees.

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<v Speaker 3>Lost a nine thousand dollars deck moo or in the lake.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally this some visuals on our JR Facebook page

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<v Speaker 2>and the Lynching Taco blog of WJR dot com. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you know this? This is the beauty of this sh show.

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<v Speaker 2>If you didn't know this, I didn't. You can come

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<v Speaker 2>away sometimes with just gems of knowledge to share with

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<v Speaker 2>your friends and loved ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, things you learned.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know you can mail chickens chicks to be exact.

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<v Speaker 2>I could believe it, because you know when people order them.

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<v Speaker 2>Over Easter, thousands of chicks that spent three days in

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<v Speaker 2>a United States Postal Service truck have now overwhelmed Delaware

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<v Speaker 2>Animal Shelter frustrating the hatchery that had shipped them to

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<v Speaker 2>various farms. Here's the deal. This hatchery fulfills these orders

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<v Speaker 2>for chicks too, for whatever reason, uses the post office

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<v Speaker 2>to ship them out, and somebody dropped the ball somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>and the truck was loaded with these thousands of chicks

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<v Speaker 2>and the truck was left, no deliveries made. Several days later,

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<v Speaker 2>they find these chickens. A bunch of them are dead,

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<v Speaker 2>but the ones that are still alive, they're like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do we do with these chickens? And the hatcheries like,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't legally take them back at this point because

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<v Speaker 2>the bird flu concerns and all that, and so now

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<v Speaker 2>they end up adding no kill shelter in Delaware, where

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<v Speaker 2>you know, people are like, hey, can I just buy

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<v Speaker 2>him and raise them for me? No, we are no

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<v Speaker 2>kill shelter. And now they're screaming for help to come

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<v Speaker 2>adopt these chicks, and.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a kill shelter, thousands of them. Quite quite

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<v Speaker 3>the conundrum. You bring in here your pet, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just out of control. Let's say this cat that's ripping

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<v Speaker 3>kids eyes out, the neighborhood cat. You do, and you

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<v Speaker 3>go in, they go, oh, we're a no kill shelter.

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<v Speaker 3>I go, where's the kill shelter. That's what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you want to keep this thing alive.

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<v Speaker 3>My parents had to do that with a cat. It

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<v Speaker 3>was beating up. The neighborhood dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Took it to the kill shelter.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the kill shelter, but they took it to the pound.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's fine. Well, we don't say

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<v Speaker 2>the quiet part out loud, but the same thing.

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