Speaker 1: All start to you to present.
Speaker 2: Off the bench is what we have been waiting for.
Speaker 1: Off the bench, off the fitch. Now here's Jacob Hester.
Speaker 3: All right, welcome back in O TB one, O four
five ESPN, Baton Rouge, Jake, Alandra, Cassie here with you today,
and I think Matt Flynn is going to join us.
He didn't really come prepared. That's not very QB one energy.
You got two different sets of headphones, hot mess, wouldn't
I didn't come prepared. He didn't come prepared. Cassie said
it the microphone. We had a chair for you. You
didn't like the chair, so Cassie went and got another
chair for you. And then you didn't have your headphones
ready to go. Hey, you're a professional, and.
Speaker 4: I told you I am not an amateur anymore. I
need my chair.
Speaker 1: She got you a chair.
Speaker 3: You know, you have to buy like actual headphones because
you're gonna need them like you your own set.
Speaker 4: This is the first time I've seen these ones. They
were in they were there was like five of them
in a pile they were in there. Got this one though,
this one, I've never seen this one either.
Speaker 2: Well, we got in trouble for definitely buy your own though.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't keep them here. They'll they'll walk away.
It's a rite off. Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah, don't
keep them here. Really, you don't keep me things walk away?
Speaker 5: In radio, I would have a backpack that you bring
to work every day, and in that backpack you have
your laptop or iPad, whatever it is you use, You
have some eye high and you keep your headphones in there,
and you just bring that backpack every day.
Speaker 6: Here's that's a good thought.
Speaker 4: Are your fa when you When I was thinking about
what to bring, one of my big concerns I have is,
you know, not waking up.
Speaker 6: You have when do y'all? When do y'all eat breakfast?
You're not gonna go.
Speaker 5: Ke sometimes, yeah, be like you'll want some Chick fil
A a lot of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, little mid show.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good idea, but yeah, we do that.
I don't drink my breakfast pretty often. A lot of coffee,
some some daily greens.
Speaker 5: Some fasting is involved here, Bob was a faster right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Question question gets you in a question breakfast like you
want like a breakfast?
Speaker 6: I want omelet station.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we can get you an omelet station.
Speaker 1: You signed the contract, you put that in there for
all of us.
Speaker 6: Oh lord, that'd be great wet played in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: You've so like you're now full time, but you've also
been around this place.
Speaker 6: You know that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I was like, legitimately wondering if the wave and we
we got coffee here.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 3: Coffee coffee, the perfect shout out community coffee.
Speaker 5: Also, Rivers has the little pods in her office that
we steal sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need I need, I do need?
Speaker 3: I do you need a different refrigerator situation up here,
like so you can have some drinks and you know,
some milk for the coffee, some creamer if you're into
that fair life in there or protein shake is my
favorite making a proffee.
Speaker 6: So do y'all go?
Speaker 4: Are y'all always like hot coffee. I'm a nice coffee guy.
I'm hot, like yeah, And it's it's not really about
like what I like the flavor of the taste more
what a joy, More like I'm all about getting it
down like I'm I'm all about the result of coffee.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to like you want to.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like put both my hands on
it and stare out the window or something like that.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to ice it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like one mamma did raise no punk b
I just drink it hot fast. You think I'm sitting
there two hands on it, listening to a polo col Yeah.
I don't want a way, but you have to sip
hot coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 6: When it when it's when it's cold coffee, you put
that straw on there and.
Speaker 2: You just I chug a quad espresso. I feel great immediately.
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh god, it can't be that hot.
Speaker 1: I see you can drink hot coffee fast.
Speaker 6: That wasn't that hot.
Speaker 1: I just poured it.
Speaker 6: A lot of it fell into your your lap a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 3: I got headshots and gonna have a coffee sting that's
also going to be on brand. And we told him,
like we're wearing hats in the headshots.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they should just come in here and
take is this right here? You know they're gonna give it.
Speaker 1: They are going to give us hell, Like, hey, how
about we doing without the hats?
Speaker 4: Okay, put your both hands on your left knee, tilt
your head.
Speaker 6: Can't wait.
Speaker 3: I hope that coffee actually goes down well, because I
need it right now. I mean, you left me and
a Bye June second. Yeah, we're going here. Actually T
Bob left me and A Bye.
Speaker 6: I left you and a bind.
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 3: I mean you could have signed and said, hey, I'm
starting on May the twenty first.
Speaker 2: He couldn't even be here to announce. We were like, hey,
can we get a video?
Speaker 3: How many takes from the video? How honestly you were whispering?
And I get why it was super late. Were you
sharing the room with someone like you were like doing
like it's like somebody had you and you were like, yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was in I was in Arizona at a
at a conference, Okay, so you know I was trying
to build business, sell some of my high Yeah, and
so at these conferences you have to go. So it's
like you got to go, So you do. You do
the booth thing all day. You're talking like literally all
day about your product and the benefits, and you're talking
to like cut current customers and trying to build new ones.
But then it's like in the evening's social socials and
like you go out, so you're trying to then like
just build like personal relationship, and it's a lot of booze,
right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, good lord. And so I'm on
I'm on West Coast time at this this time of year.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, they don't take daylight savings, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they don't take daylight savings there.
Speaker 4: And so yeah, I'm going out and we're doing all
the social thing. Literally it's one thirty in the morning,
and I'm like, oh, pooh, I.
Speaker 6: Forgot to make the video. Yeah, well and it's three back. Yeah,
So I was like, yeah, I didn't really have a voice.
Speaker 3: I thought maybe you lacing the kids. And I'm like, oh, dude,
they're in the room. He's having a whisper a little bit.
Speaker 4: I had a couple couple of pops and those, and
I could literally hear everything, like my neighbors had been
doing like that, my hotel neighbors had been doing, right,
I can hear it.
Speaker 1: What have they done?
Speaker 6: You know? I mean they're adults, they can do whatever
they want. True.
Speaker 3: I had a situation like that at the Super Bowl
a couple of years ago in videos.
Speaker 1: I was like, my god, did they.
Speaker 6: Know, Hey, a couple of kids just having fun. Yeah,
go for it.
Speaker 3: Uh, but we appreciate you sending the video in because
you forgot to send a quote in for the website.
Speaker 2: You did on the press release.
Speaker 6: Well, they didn't ask me to do that.
Speaker 1: They did, They certainly did.
Speaker 3: I'm part of the group text with Moscona where he said, hey,
give me a quote five days prior.
Speaker 6: I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel better, I sent, I have proof, But.
Speaker 6: I did verbally say a lot of quotes in that video.
That's that is fair. He could have taken He could
have taken quotes.
Speaker 3: He could have taken something from the video and put
it in the website. Now it's was Matt being lazy Moscona.
Speaker 6: People are asking, people are asking.
Speaker 5: It's gonna sound we're name dropping all the time, because
we're gonna have to be like Matt Flynn, because Matt Moscona.
Because nobody's gonna know which one we're talking about. So
it's gonna sound very name drop.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be Matt or would you rather be Flynn?
Speaker 6: I'd rather either one.
Speaker 1: Moscon Jesus Switzerland, give me one do.
Speaker 2: You never make a decision like never ever?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, those are the kind of takes you can expect.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 6: He had some bad plays, but I can.
Speaker 2: Understand playing both sides of the fence.
Speaker 6: I like it absolutely.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 6: That means when you actually have a take, it means more. Yeah,
it just means more.
Speaker 5: SEC SEC SEC tournament going on right now? Who's Jay
Johnson starting on Friday.
Speaker 3: L You're gonna have to know that, and it makes
me so happy.
Speaker 1: On just have to know that, and it makes me
so happy.
Speaker 4: I'm going to piss a lot of people off. I'm
going to disappoint a lot of people that have come
to expect something from me because I'm going to actually
show up one time.
Speaker 6: I'm going to know.
Speaker 4: Some things about sports. I actually know. I'm gonna know
a lot of things about sports. And it's gonna piss
people off because they're not going to expect that from me.
But I am going to show.
Speaker 2: Up on the People are already doubting you.
Speaker 6: I get that, I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it fine, I would I would doubt me,
But I.
Speaker 3: You know, would it hurt your feelings if I told
you that at the ballpark this weekend? I was kind
of dreading because I'm like, oh my god, everybody's gonna
be like Tebo. I had to have that conversation like
over and over and over again. But the conversation never
even got there. The conversation was there was a line set,
like an actual betting line on how many days Flynn
would make it a week. And the line was firmly
set at three and a half.
Speaker 6: Was it really?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 2: I think that's a generous line.
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, he kissed four four weeks, pretty
fat and cocky.
Speaker 1: Four.
Speaker 5: That's all right, I think Blake Baker huddle. I clipped
it like Baker had something to say to you too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he did.
Speaker 6: Day Like listen, if he wants to sit in the game,
tell him to get his butt down there to show
up when the time starts.
Speaker 3: All right, yes, uh yeah, we told boy you need
to start till June the second.
Speaker 1: Like, what what the hell's going on here?
Speaker 6: Like I said, I know, amateur Bud seems I get
that paycheck. I'm in he's serious.
Speaker 1: The thing y'all don't know, is this man serious?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: All right, look here I'm here.
Speaker 3: You are here, And that's the reason you're here, but
I am proud of you. So Bobby's already agreed to
my quad Box meat head Fridays at nine.
Speaker 1: Okay, me you, Bob, and but we need you for
a j.
Speaker 6: I don't know what his contract.
Speaker 1: We need to he joins Bobby. Bobby said he joins
his show all the.
Speaker 6: Time, doesn't.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Well then I don't see why not.
Speaker 1: Well, he's your friend, right all right, Bob's my friend.
Speaker 3: Their friends squad box mead heeads Fridays.
Speaker 4: Now it sounds like it should work. Just just send
me a little text, remind me to text him.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, relax, guys, I promise, all right.
Speaker 4: I don't feel when I signed on the dotted line.
I now I feel like I'm part of the team.
All right, you're officially in the group.
Speaker 6: Chat officially in the group. Chat. I am okay.
Speaker 1: On June second, Uh, the.
Speaker 4: Over under should be set at five and a half
per week because I'll probably be here extra time.
Speaker 1: No shot. Okay, So that means he's just the.
Speaker 6: Show on Saturday.
Speaker 3: He just committed to doing Game Day with Dig Dixon
and Handy for free.
Speaker 1: For free that quip. I'm out you sign one year
or two years ago.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, kiss until because you don't.
Speaker 2: Know, he has no idea, he has no wax.
Speaker 4: I'm a business dude, of course I read contracts. Chances
I was actually a big pain in the ass about
the contract you should be, I mean everybody.
Speaker 6: Should you wantbody?
Speaker 1: I hadn't signed mine yet. You want to read mine?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure and go through mine. I mean I never thought,
just like.
Speaker 4: Before I when I was playing football, before I actually
started my own business, like I would read a ton
of contracts. I mean, NFL, you don't read your contract.
You just listen to the cliff notes from your agent, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then you do business and it's like, oh get you
get screwed a couple of times you're like all right,
well I better start like learning how.
Speaker 6: To do this.
Speaker 3: Some of the things that people try to pass to,
like when you own a business and you sign deals
and different things, no matter what it is. It can
be something like very simple like adding a vending machine
to your business, and like the contract they tried to
give you is like, oh this amateur hour insign and.
Speaker 6: That Harry that on page seventeen on the back.
Speaker 1: So what Moscona tried to bury on page seventeen in
the back.
Speaker 6: It was good.
Speaker 4: Everybody's been really good, obviously. This was a huge surprise
that I mean everybody, including myself.
Speaker 6: I think I think I heard you tell the story too.
It's like when you first asked me, I was like, hell.
Speaker 3: Now, well, I got to give a Laundra a lot
of credit because she's the one that Okay, so t
Bop told us.
Speaker 1: He told me right after the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: He told a Laundry and Tay a couple of weeks
after that, and like one of the first days you
came in on that Wednesday and Laundre like, what about Flynn?
And after I got done laughing, I'm like, lak, I mean,
we can barely get my guy here on Wednesdays. He's
a businessman and a father, as he likes to say.
But and I did ask you though, but don't don't
knack like you weren't, like your ears didn't perk up
a little bit first off, first year, like no, and
then you said how much money?
Speaker 1: And then it kind of just.
Speaker 3: Started to spiral from there, yep, and then you got
the permission from the boss.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I laughed and I said no, and I said, yeah, no,
you can't afford me. You did say that and laughingly.
Speaker 6: Because honestly, I can't.
Speaker 4: I've never thought about like doing this ever, right, Like
I've always been the super anti like media, Like I'm
not part of the media.
Speaker 6: I come on the radio because I like you. I
would like to hang out.
Speaker 3: I even kind of guilted you, like seven years ago
when we started like doing stuff. Yeah ever long, I
guess it was seven years ago. I kind of guilted
you into doing six to eight once a week. Yeah,
you did the full show back then. Yeah, we've done
a lot of random things.
Speaker 4: I mean we did that one podcast for the l
s uh.
Speaker 1: We did was the actual l s U official football podcast.
Speaker 4: Done a lot of random things together. Uh that's that's
sound of weird.
Speaker 1: But like is man, I mean we've done a lot
of random things together.
Speaker 4: How random, Well, I would say the most random doing
this show off the bench.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, I'll tell you what of
the Surprising Things list that you've agreed to do, Like
hanging with Hester was like number three on the list.
Speaker 1: This is probably number two on the list. Number one is.
Speaker 3: Getting you to drive up to God's Country Shreveport, Louisiana
and do my football camp multiple times.
Speaker 1: That's number one on that list.
Speaker 6: That was a big deal. That's a big drive. Twice
I did it twice. Yeah yeah. Once once at a
high school, then once at D one up.
Speaker 1: There, yeah.
Speaker 3: Once at independent stadium first time yeah yeah, and then
once at D one yeah as an independent stadium.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So they have the ball game. They have the
ball game. That's not a no show.
Speaker 3: That's where once the Junior Independence Bowl Sunset Acre is Indians.
Little chubby running back had five tds against the Lake
Shore Tornadoes and the Junior Indie Bowl.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, let's go.
Speaker 4: So an actual collegiate football game gets played there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they needy. You need to stop. You need to
shut your mouth right now. We're on in Trueport.
Speaker 1: You do not. You have to drive through the City
of Dreams to get to Tyler.
Speaker 4: I think that that little SI real estate might make
a nice little housing development.
Speaker 3: They did knock down the baseball stadium at the fair
grounds Field is fair where the street Fort Captains used
to play fair. They lost their affiliation, probably a team
for the Giants for the city. Well, it was infestival.
Speaker 6: That is that water park still up there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's when you know you've hit gotten sick.
Speaker 6: Dipping their foot in that.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I would partake in the lazy
river there, but it's still there.
Speaker 1: To be called Watertown us A.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what it's called now. I mean water
parks you'll have in Tyler.
Speaker 6: Should we do a show from there?
Speaker 1: We can do a.
Speaker 3: Remote Actually, okay, so funny enough. This is years ago.
I don't know if it's still the case. My old
high school, Evangel used to be tied into a church,
First Assembly.
Speaker 1: They've changed names since then. I don't know what the
church is called now.
Speaker 3: But somehow, in the most Shreveport thing possible, the city
owned the water park and then they gave it to
the church. And so I actually think the people who
own Evangel still own the water park.
Speaker 6: Holy good for them. So it's Streeport Evangel water Park,
I think.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 4: Wait, so it kind of blows my mind that the
church that the school was associated with it wasn't originally Evangel.
Speaker 1: No, it's First Assembly of God.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I think it's called Shreeport Community Church. I think.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, shout out, how's how they pretty good?
A football So I.
Speaker 1: Don't have no idea.
Speaker 6: Why why would I know sports?
Speaker 1: Sh Dude, Wait, where'd you go to school? Tyler Lee?
Speaker 3: They're still good Tyler Legacy, Tyler Legacy. I forgot they
changed names.
Speaker 6: Yeah they got, they went a few games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how they how they do last year?
Speaker 6: I don't live in Texas though, so I don't live in.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should we should follow up this year this
fall on our high schools. We should follow a little
breakdown of them. Uh, Evangel, I guarantee. I don't know
how they did. They would beat Evangel.
Speaker 1: Evangel had it. I don't think Advante is very good.
Speaker 3: They had an Amazon show, though, What's like, what's the platform?
Speaker 1: Alanna? Do you know?
Speaker 3: It's like, it's not Amazon, it's something else that Amazon owns,
and it's like a streaming service.
Speaker 6: It was like with the f maybe hard Knots situation.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was like God in football, what's the name?
Speaker 4: Streetport does have a good good quarterback?
Speaker 1: They do? They do?
Speaker 3: Peyton Houston. I believes his name. He's in the twenty
twenty seven class, along with a lot of people from Louisiana.
There's three Louisiana quarterbacks that are gonna be top ten
quarterbacks in twenty twenty seven. Yeah, and then there's you
got ness Meyer's brother in Texas. Then you got Philip
Rivers nephew in Fair Hope, Alabama in the twenty twenty
seven class as well.
Speaker 1: Elijah Haven's in that class. You've worked with him.
Speaker 3: Give your first sports take here on OTB as the
new co host of the show on Elijah Haven.
Speaker 2: Free V. By the way, is the channel?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 2: Free V?
Speaker 6: Free V?
Speaker 1: Don't don't div Yeah, don't dodge the question. Give a
sports take free V on the Dunham quarterback.
Speaker 4: It does not sound like a show about gotten religious
high school football.
Speaker 6: No, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Your take on?
Speaker 3: Take on Dunham quarterback Elijah He's amazing, great take.
Speaker 6: That's the kind of sports takes I like expect.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you should have, of course I did.
Speaker 3: Okay, just real quick thirty seconds what people can expect.
Speaker 2: From Elijah Haven.
Speaker 1: From Elijah Haven, I'm.
Speaker 4: Trying to think of, like, uh, because I real close
for the Dunham program and Elijah and and his uh
parents and Neil over there, so I'm trying to see,
like what's the.
Speaker 6: Where's the professional line? Like what did you do? I
talk about him, work with him all the time, exactly.
Speaker 1: I know you have great insight.
Speaker 3: Like I'm going to break down Blake Baker came on
the show earlier, Like I'm boys with Blake, but I'm
gonna break down Blake's defenses, Like that's how he works.
Use your inside sources, you work with him, wax poetic
about him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably one of the more physically gifted guys
I've ever seen at that age, not that I've like
worked with a lot or seen a lotsman. The first
time I ever worked with him, I went over to
dune him. We I was like, I've been talking to
Neil on my head. I'd love to love to work
with him, blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: And uh.
Speaker 4: This was after his freshman year at high school. And
so I look at him and I get there, and
he looks like, you know, six four six five whatever,
well built, Like he looks like a dude I played
with nine years ago in the NFL. He looks like
a grown up nine years nine years yeah. Uh, he
looks like he's just a full grown man like he
played in college. Was probably he's fifteen. Yeah, And so
I walk up to him. I'm like, I look at
him and it's just it's visually, it's real quick.
Speaker 6: You looked like I like, I like my dad, you know.
I did the bro hug with him, was like, what's up, dude,
how you doing? You're ready to get to work?
Speaker 4: And he's like, yes, so good to meet you, sir,
And like, oh yeah you're fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah good lord.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like those gifts that you just wish that you
were given. And I started throwing with it. I'm like,
good lord, man, this guy has so much potential and
for all the all the physical gifts he has, like
he's a better like human, better kid. I've heard, got
great parents, and there's just really is the sky's love
for him. It's hard to ever like predict this like
day and age of college football and all the nil stuff,
Like you never know, Like you hope a kid like
him who is gonna have the right mentality, who's going
to go about things the right way, can sign with
the college and stay at that college forever. But you
just never know, like you gotta like walk into the
right situation. You have to walk as So they got
a big decision to make. They're gonna have to make
the best decision. But I just hope that he goes
someplace that he can stick with. The fans can like
the fans can get to know who he is for
like more than one year or two years, and may
he's but he is. See and this year we've been working.
So we've been working for about two years. And goodness,
gracious man, the kid can play, the kid can spend it.
We've done some workouts, you know, he's I think during
recruiting season, all these coaches are coming in and looking
at what it's just he's done some really impressive things
and I kind of put him through like what what
a college kid will do in a pro day?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he makes all the all the throws.
Speaker 4: That any of these guys and these top guys coming
in that our first rounders going into the pro day.
You know, he's got to keep When you go to
high school into college, there's such a huge gap, especially
with kids running such sophisticated offenses all over the country.
Like you got nus Meyer's brothers probably knows everything about sports,
everything about coverages as a sixth seventh eighth grader, right,
So I was just working with him and making sure
mentally he's prepared because physically he's got all the tools.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know we're really long for a break.
Speaker 3: But that is something that is certainly different now because
these players, these elite players, they've grown up seven H
sevens and they've seen coverages. They're not running the the
triple option at Tyler Lee, Like somebody I know did
it when they got ready?
Speaker 1: Was it triple option?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: What kind of it was? Certainly run run, run, run,
maybe passive.
Speaker 1: It's third So it was like I formation just run.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like I formation split back stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was no option element, no option element.
Speaker 6: I ran. I ran quite a bit.
Speaker 3: But he's like a naked bootleg quarterback, heavy angle braces
on a couple of like quarterback like tackle traps.
Speaker 6: It was sick.
Speaker 4: How bad you were good at that? There was a
couple of games off there, like six times get here.
I have no idea.
Speaker 6: What were they thinking.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they weren't all right, we'll come back more O
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Speaker 1: For the cup.
Speaker 5: They definitely maneuver and muscleful rank do burning fast on
a tempty tank reckless and while they pour through the turns,
the prowessies potent had secretly stern.
Speaker 1: As they speed through the finish, the flags go down.
Speaker 3: All right, welcome back in It is OTB one of
four to five ESPN baton rouge right now, because we
went along in that first segment, it was more like
two segments. We're going to play a video. We have
not seen said video. It is your favorite brothers here
in the video. So we're gonna watch it. We'll react
to it alongside with you.
Speaker 1: Here's the video. Hey, what's up? Ongow network?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: Guess what I've been retired. He's recently retired, this guy, So.
Speaker 6: Start playing golf, play the road to top. Let's go
started out.
Speaker 4: Okay, we gotta we gotta watch all their shots?
Speaker 2: What is happened? This is this all?
Speaker 5: This is?
Speaker 1: This is what they put out?
Speaker 6: This system is.
Speaker 2: War no background music, but there.
Speaker 1: Is no I think that was somebody scheffling in the background.
Speaker 2: Is this all? This is? This is such a BS
radio audience.
Speaker 5: This is just Derek Carr and David Carr hitting balls
on the golf course.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 3: They're network, a couple of network.
Speaker 5: That's the only comment they've made this entire video.
Speaker 1: I've been.
Speaker 6: Road to ta.
Speaker 3: What likes nice most spinning sideways?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's no way this is all this video?
Speaker 4: Is that last comment? They're like, yeah, let's keep that one.
Let's keep that in this.
Speaker 6: Video before we posted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he missed a long shie. How many subscribers do
they have?
Speaker 6: Like, did you see how many subscribers there?
Speaker 1: Derek Birdy?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: But wait, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's literally all that is. Cassie, give us the stats
on this video. How many views does this have?
Speaker 5: Because what I don't know about views, but it's got
one hundred and ninety three lights.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Comments Like you.
Speaker 3: Put out content like that, like and you think, okay, yeah,
we're you know, two former NFL quarterbacks and you get
one hundred and ninety three likes. Because that was like
the least amount of juice video I've ever seen in
my life.
Speaker 2: Super boring. What the audio sucked?
Speaker 1: You talk about? What do we do? What did they
That's why you were tired? Thank god, you did comments.
Speaker 4: They got as much charisma combined as like a pine cone.
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
Speaker 5: Also deserve his shoulder, doesn't he have like a degenerative shoulder.
I feel like I can't swing when my shoulders messed up.
Speaker 1: I didn't think so either.
Speaker 4: Now I feel like a lot of people here, not
a lot, just me. Uh really kind of try to
warn everybody.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was. I mean you did, but
I was fully against this.
Speaker 6: It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Danny was too when he used to be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really Danny. I thought better of Danny.
Speaker 3: It's almost like we knew exactly how it happened.
Speaker 4: But Mickey Loomis was like, nah, I've seen enough.
Speaker 1: THREESIGN gave him so much monch, that was a terrible video. Yeah,
what do we They must have like if they.
Speaker 5: Just started blocked all negative comments because it's only positive.
Speaker 6: It's only friends and family watching.
Speaker 2: That is true. That is true.
Speaker 5: It did have a bunch of like negative comments on
the last one we played, but this one really is all.
Speaker 2: This has been up for seven days and there's only
twenty three.
Speaker 1: Positive Like what one hundred and twenty something like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this show, This one single show has ninety
one likes on YouTube A live.
Speaker 6: Show, big deal because we're awesome. Well we're more guys.
Speaker 4: Can we get these d Can we get these likes
up higher than the car Brothers?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Above? What'd you say? It was, Cassie?
Speaker 6: And what ye like?
Speaker 1: We need two like?
Speaker 4: See if we can get it there and been together
for thirty three minutes and we got more likes in
your stupid video.
Speaker 2: That's a horrible you.
Speaker 3: And I like, I don't play golf. It's just not
what I do. I'm a mead heead whatever. I wish
there was something else where I could have bus this
deals and you know, fellowship with friends. Maybe put a
bench press in the middle of a room and we'll
just wrap out two twenty five and that would be
like the new way we hang out. Because I can't
play golf whatever. But I think that the one time
I did play golf was typically when you used to
have your golf tournament. And I almost died one golf
tournament that I played in with you.
Speaker 1: That's no exaggeration.
Speaker 3: And I think if we'd have had video evidence of
that golf cart going down the hill and flipping that
would have been far more dynamic than that one.
Speaker 4: For you golf listeners out there at my tournament, they
flipped over a golf cart on the seventeenth hole at
the bluffs on the downhill.
Speaker 6: So with all the golfers out there, you know what
that hill is.
Speaker 4: I think literally a couple of people did pass away
on that hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I was not driving.
Speaker 4: You weren't driving, and the person driving wasn't like intoxic,
It was just you know, a little uh probably.
Speaker 3: Should have gas powered golf cards, a little oopsie down
that hill. Yeah, I felt bad, Like I felt bad
because the person that was driving it.
Speaker 6: Oh it's closed. I don't know the status of it
right the second it's been closed.
Speaker 1: Was it because of that hill?
Speaker 6: I don't think it was because of that.
Speaker 3: No lawsuits really Like West in a long skid and
the person driving, like I actually kind of used him
as a flotation device.
Speaker 1: There's zero we are here to tell the story.
Speaker 5: Zero charisma points in that video, like not one single
comment throughout every swing. I don't know what made them
think that, And I that was a great idea.
Speaker 6: To just start this stupid show.
Speaker 3: This is what the second video they put that have
you seen that one the car so that.
Speaker 2: Horrible?
Speaker 6: So which one's that?
Speaker 3: The car is on NFL network? So like you know
how TV works, you know what you've got to do.
You know, you've got to have like inflictions in your
voice and you got to like change some things that
you do.
Speaker 1: He should know that.
Speaker 6: Well, obviously they're both bad. Derek is very.
Speaker 2: He's only comfortable.
Speaker 4: He's very self underware right the way he presents himself,
Like I think he thinks a lot of people like
him without doing the things you have to do for
people to like it. Some people do that naturally. Some
people have to force themselves to do that. He does
not do it naturally. He actually naturally does things that
make people not like him. Around New Orld, maybe there's
people that do, but they can't just naturally walk into
these stupid videos and people like it. There's going to
have to be a lot of cutting, eden reshooting. You
got the money, you got to hire somebody to cut
this thing.
Speaker 6: Y'all are not the one take car brothers can't do it.
Speaker 1: One take Jake yes, one take Car No.
Speaker 3: And maybe they fell Like the editing of following the
golf ball with the red line was going to be
what put.
Speaker 6: Them over the top, got them the two hundred, But.
Speaker 1: Nobody cared about that.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: You put like a little graphic birdie and par like
you gotta talk, you gotta have something.
Speaker 2: You got something, all right, something Derek. I don't know
which what's better the par or the birdie birdie?
Speaker 5: Okay, So like David could have been like, all right, brother, Derek,
beat me with the birdie.
Speaker 6: They probably they're probably they're so lame.
Speaker 4: They're probably not even like they're like, oh, well combined,
got one.
Speaker 6: On that whole, not like, oh you beat me or
beat your ass.
Speaker 1: On that whole.
Speaker 3: I know, like if me and my brothers were playing
like a sports, it wouldn't be as boring.
Speaker 5: As like gamble, Yeah, talks and smack.
Speaker 6: Or one one super expensive car.
Speaker 7: So stupid I can't afford, but he can afford.
Speaker 1: Guys. All right, that's gonna make you a limits on
that show.
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Speaker 1: That kind welcome back to off the bench.
Speaker 6: Great song.
Speaker 2: I played a lot, but I love it so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was so Me and my two brothers were
at six Flags over Texas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could.
Speaker 3: Go in and like you could do a lip syn
deal to like songs, right, and they film it and
you get like the drums and the So me and
my brothers we did this song back in the day.
That was probably we yeard this coming out. I was
probably like I was probably early in middle school. I
was probably sixth grade maybe maybe something.
Speaker 6: Like that, right after college and so that video.
Speaker 3: Ninety six, so I was even I was eleven. How
what great are you have when you're eleven? I should
know this. I like a lot of kids six bits
or six one two. Yeah, I was drummers back there
just for you.
Speaker 6: Second.
Speaker 3: Probably don't don't hate that I've got seniority, that I'm
a man.
Speaker 1: I'm forty, and your last is still thirty nine.
Speaker 6: The old little lass is still there to nine.
Speaker 1: Is that one of the trips you've got coming up?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well well all right, look look let's let me just
pu play it out.
Speaker 6: People. This first month is going to be a bad
look on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not gonna help you at all.
Speaker 4: I'm coming to work and then I'm leaving for a week.
Then I'm coming to work, then I'm leaving again.
Speaker 3: And so you're making nobody at four weeks, right, two
out of four, I'll be like two and a half.
Speaker 6: Okay. Nobody asked me to do this show before I
had this stuff. One of them is personal. It is
forty your birthday trip.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're going to Turks and Caicos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Who's going just you and Lacy? You're
bringing some there's there's a couple's going.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. I don't want to invite myself if it's
you know, just you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want to come here, you don't. I don't
have passport. You have a passport? Grow up? Expired up?
Grow up.
Speaker 1: I've got five kids. When was the last time I
needed a passport?
Speaker 2: I don't have a passport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, expired in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: We just we just took our three kids out of
the country, and I would say, yeah, just don't get on,
just don't get a passport.
Speaker 6: That's tough.
Speaker 1: I understand because it's tough. Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 6: You went to Europe. I went to Europe.
Speaker 1: It's different.
Speaker 3: It was like going down like to Turks. Yeah, it
was you know, that's a different that's all. That's a
big boy trip. It's a big boy trip. It's like,
you know, we're we got nine seven four year olds.
So like the point of a parent when they're at
that age is just make sure you keep your children alive, right, yeah,
of course, making that fun of experiences. And I was like, well,
now we just got to make sure they stay alive,
like in another country that seems tough. So like we
had a great time and we take some good pictures,
some good memory and they'll remember the pictures.
Speaker 6: Right, But it was hard as hell. Yeah, it was.
It was tough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad you did. Shout out to the three kidos.
Speaker 1: They are. I say that we need to.
Speaker 3: Next year when it's a little bit, you know, right
after baseball, right before football, we need to all go
to the Bahamas and do a live show from for
a week from the Bahamas. Right, Yeah, all we need
like what do we really need though? A launder Like
what would we need? Equipment wise?
Speaker 6: Like the.
Speaker 2: Internet? We have everything we.
Speaker 3: Need, so like we could take the kids. We can
take you know obviously the wives and then the laundry.
You can bring whoever tall. We'll see if you're allowed.
And he might need to be back here just to
keep things in order.
Speaker 4: Why why would it be he can't be within five
hundred feet of children?
Speaker 3: Yeah there's water park situations. Yeah, Like why can't we
Like why couldn't we do that?
Speaker 6: I mean why wouldn't So like we're.
Speaker 3: On vacation kind of we're not having to take vacation games.
Still doing the show, You're still doing the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right off, we could cover uh like a bohemian sports.
Speaker 1: They're actually so by Atlantis.
Speaker 3: There's actually like a soccer pitch like a hundred yards
from the interest entrance of Atlantis. Yeah, whatever they play
there that day, we can cover it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'd be at the water park about ten fifteen.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 6: You don't want to just do it June and second, that's.
Speaker 2: How we start.
Speaker 1: We just need I don't think do you need a
passports the Bahamas.
Speaker 3: I know it's not owned by the US. You're going
to cruise, you don't have to use to not have to, right, Yeah.
Puerto Rico maybe no, because yeah, so you don't need one, right,
But Bahamas, I believe still the United Kingdom.
Speaker 5: No idea that would make sense, Matt.
Speaker 6: Let's see, I just brought that up.
Speaker 4: I just want to apologize to the listeners. I'm starting,
but my two trips I'm taking is in no way
representative of my commitment.
Speaker 5: Women's basketball plays in the Bahamas all the time. They
do go cover women's basketball.
Speaker 1: That's actually probably the move, Matt.
Speaker 3: Can you named the four countries that make up the
United Kingdom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 4: United Kingdom would be England, Scotland, Ireland and Northern Ireland.
Speaker 6: You were so close Wales.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm impressed.
Speaker 6: Is it Northern Ireland? Wait?
Speaker 3: And yeah, Ireland has not got it. Irish people would
not appreciate you putting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I have been to Ireland and they hate Yeah.
Yeah England. Yeah, like we were. I went there with
my brother and my dad. It was fourth of July.
So they love America and they had the biggest Fourth
of July parade I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: In my life.
Speaker 3: Oh, celebrating us, celebrating us because they love us, because
they hate England.
Speaker 1: Dude, you said that with such confidence. I've asked.
Speaker 3: I's like my party question. I always ask people like, Hey,
what's four countries to make up?
Speaker 6: Nobody?
Speaker 3: Nobody to this day is ever like first time out
of the gates, gotten it right and I thought you
were about to do.
Speaker 6: It, but I did, I got there.
Speaker 1: You suck.
Speaker 6: Hey, guess what I do know now?
Speaker 1: The four countries that make up the.
Speaker 6: Most of the SEC head coaches.
Speaker 3: When we come back, I when is going to give
us as many of the sixteen football coaches out of
the Southeastern Conference that he can.
Speaker 1: Give you, and we're gonna do it right here on
OTV to.
Speaker 6: Wrap it up Top the Bench.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about those secys and how great
it is.
Speaker 6: I love those sekis.
Speaker 1: If you can ever do a live read this one
is it.
Speaker 4: If you go to a bar that has a do sekis,
sometimes they have that one that regulates it like thirty
three degrees the tap and you put.
Speaker 6: Like a fresh cut line on it. It is literally
the greatest beer that you can have.
Speaker 3: And that's not lip service. You told me that during
your I didn't even know the wasn't you're not listening to.
Speaker 1: The show do It's been how many weeks?
Speaker 6: I just thought y'all really loved Doc.
Speaker 1: At least at least a month.
Speaker 3: Yes, they provided the beer for my fortieth birthday party, sir.
Speaker 4: And for those of y'all who don't know, do seki
stands for two xes?
Speaker 6: Because it's so good.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you got a minute, bud, you got ten
seconds left?
Speaker 6: Oh well wait, is that what those hand signals? Drake?
Speaker 1: Do sci is?
Speaker 6: It's I love it?
Speaker 7: The welcome back to off the Bench.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to know are.
Speaker 6: You gotting girls.
Speaker 1: Sid just swan a fly.
Speaker 5: Bitch.
Speaker 2: You had to field of play in the morning.
Speaker 3: Way, all right, welcome back OTV here on a Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: Matt Flynn, you once went seven for fourteen.
Speaker 3: Maybe SEC football coaches Oasis Oasis.
Speaker 6: Like a back of the deep track. Never play oasis
deep tracks.
Speaker 2: Why we've been doing a lot of Oasis.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess any song that's not wonder Wall, it's
probably a deep deep cut.
Speaker 1: Oasis Champion, Supernovous, pretty far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one is true.
Speaker 6: That was the only two.
Speaker 3: All right, sorry, sixteen SEC football. He was definitely all right,
here we go. Alabama Crimson Tide the Bower really accepting that? Yeah,
Kalen de accepting that.
Speaker 2: The bat because I feel like he's faking.
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Billy Napier, George Bulldogs, Kirby Smart, Kentucky Wildcats.
Speaker 5: Uh Mark stoops a k Mark Poops l s U Tigers,
Thank you, Mark, Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Missouri Tigers?
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Lane Kiffin, South Carolina Game Cocks, the the Son of
the Virginia Techa.
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Michelco Vanderbilt Commodore.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, okay, okay, let's go back's let's go
back Mississippi.
Speaker 6: Say Danny something?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Is it Steve something?
Speaker 3: No, he's got like a chad face, yeah, jls initials,
John got it?
Speaker 6: You got John?
Speaker 3: Nope, Jerry Nope, Jeff ye, Jeff Jeff Levy.
Speaker 1: That was not a bit.
Speaker 3: He is so proud of himself right now. We will
see you at the same time, the same place tomorrow.
Until then, enjoy the rest of.
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