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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he said, here's the season to be jelly,

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to be all right, well, that's gonna be my time.

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Our next comedians about to come out. He's been on

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the road for a few months now. This is you

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could say, this is his main season of doing shows.

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We're so glad he's here with us tonight. Let's give

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it up and let's get out of your seats and

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put your hands together for Frosty to Snowman, Frosty, come on, hey, everybody, man,

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it's so glad to be here. Took me a while

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to get here. You know a little bit about me.

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I'm from the North Pole, which you know, if you've

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ever heard of it, you'd know that it's pretty cool

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for lunch. My mom would always make me icebergers and

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I'd be like Snowman. And uh. Also, a lot of

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people ask me, they're like, Frosty, who's your favorite aunt.

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I have to always tell them it's my Antarctica. So

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uh yeah. Anyways, Uh do you're about the punishment for

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the bad Snowman in jail? Yeah, they send him to

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the ice elation chamber. So yeah, so, uh I got

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a pet, a brand new dog. Uh, I guess you

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could call him a slush puppy. And anyways, we went

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out to lunch and uh he wanted get this. My

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dog ordered a chili dog uch. Yeah, and so anyway, uh,

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you know what a snowman's favorite cereal is, frosted flakes. Yeah,

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and so h just so you guys know, there's been

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a lot of reports of snowmen stealing things. And I

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just want to give you heads up. Whenever you see

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a snowman stealing anything, make sure you yell really loud.

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You just stay to him freeze. So, yeah, I gotta

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go to work tomorrow, and uh, the car's broken down,

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so it looks like I'm gonna have to take my

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ice cycle my eye cuckle, and so uh yeah, usually

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when I'm not feeling too great, I'm a little sick,

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a little down in the dumps, and I don't want

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to go to work. I usually just have to make

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sure I got a prescription from my doctor for a

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chill pill. Child. And uh yeah, so my brother, I

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have a twin brother named Frosty. I know, same name, right,

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crazy Well he works at a bakery. Yeah yeah, everybody

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calls him Frosty the dough man. So a lot of

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people ask, They're like, Frosty, what's your favorite kind of dinner?

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I have to tell them a frozen dinner. Oh man,

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does it smell like carrots to anyone else besides me? Here?

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Their mouths a little like carrots. So anyways, yeah, I

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was watching my favorite show with the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles,

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and a lot of people are like, Frosty, what's your

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favorite turtle? And I have to tell them it's Michael

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langas snow Yeah. So uh yeah, I love a hot

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cocoa during the season, right, a little bit of hot coco. Yeah.

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I wish I could drink hot cocoa, but it goes

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right through me. So I've been getting a little into

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fashion and I've got a new necklace here and I

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needed people to see it at night, so I made

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sure that it was snow in the dark. So anyways,

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it's been great being here with you guys. And I'll

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in on this last joke here, and uh, you know,

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I love to go to Chipotle and a lot of

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people are like, Frosty, what do you order a Chipotle?

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Speaker 2: And I have to tell them every time that I

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get a burrito, that's my h I'll see you guys

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later up in Frosty the Snowman. Please Yeah, Caple Dippy Dipp.

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Speaker 1: Cap Dip Dip, Dip, dip, dip, dip dip