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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I am so happy because the comedians are

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<v Speaker 2>hooking it up and fighting with each other. It's wonderful. Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>two days of comedian fights. We'll save the mega comedian

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<v Speaker 2>aperghetti stuff for tomorrow. Today we'll dive in on the

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<v Speaker 2>office Wars. But first, let me tell you about Trevor Noah.

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<v Speaker 2>He had some thoughts about the World's Cup and the

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<v Speaker 2>President of the United States. Now in the video that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sharing the audio of, if you hear clapping sounds,

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<v Speaker 2>that's because Trevor Nooa keeps clapping his hands, and it

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<v Speaker 2>is worth noting that he was wearing a Team USA

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<v Speaker 2>jersey during this clip. Here's Trevor Noah. Americans were very

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<v Speaker 2>quick and proud to say FIFA is a corrupt organization,

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<v Speaker 2>the corrupt fifas corrupt. I'm glad FIFA's coming to America

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<v Speaker 2>because finally they're going to be held accountable.

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<v Speaker 3>Until they needed some of that corruption for themselves, until

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<v Speaker 3>Americans needed.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of that corruption for himself. Yes, then now they're like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>Bulligan needs to play belligan.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Glad Bullagan's because that was a bull brinker. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>until you need this happens. Welcome to the World.

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<v Speaker 2>Com But what do you mean, this happens all the time, yo.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the World Cup.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what country.

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<v Speaker 2>You When this tournaments, thought that I had my conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>My man, they were people who are anti Trump, and

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<v Speaker 2>then when this thing was happened, now for the first time,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, nah, but Trump did the right thing. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>this is government interference. Guys, send your letters to Trevor No.

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<v Speaker 2>I've noticed his World Cup live streams are getting around

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and fifty thousand views, not a bad number

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<v Speaker 2>at all. Over the weekend, it was July fourth, Dave

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<v Speaker 2>Chappelle was on CNN with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen.

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<v Speaker 2>In the clip, Chappelle appears to be in front of

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<v Speaker 2>a crowd, perhaps at a comedy show. But here's Dave

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<v Speaker 2>Chappelle and it's for pacing and language. Hey, Dave, you're

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<v Speaker 2>such an You are so emblematic to the idea of

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<v Speaker 2>the power of freeze.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me tonight as we look at the two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and fiftieth anniversary of this country.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you are proud to be an American?

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<v Speaker 3>And how do you view our country today?

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<v Speaker 1>For that's a loaded question. Now, I see why Trump

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<v Speaker 1>gets mad at y'all all the time. Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>ask me that? All right? No, I got an answer

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<v Speaker 1>for that. I don't agree with everything that our government does.

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<v Speaker 1>But the one thing that I really consistently believe in

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<v Speaker 1>that I love about being an American is my Countryman.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm overseas or around the world, anytime I see

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<v Speaker 1>an American over there, we just give each other the

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<v Speaker 1>fight club look, because we live in a madness that

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<v Speaker 1>only we really understand what it's all about. And I

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<v Speaker 1>have faith in my countrymen, no matter how crazy. All

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<v Speaker 1>of this will make it feel that the sun will

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<v Speaker 1>rise and that I feel like I'm part of a

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<v Speaker 1>very incredible community. So God bless my countryman, and let

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<v Speaker 1>us megas country absolutely great.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, the big story today, the big fight is the Office,

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<v Speaker 2>the UK Office. Guys, they're all fighting with each other.

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<v Speaker 2>It had been fifteen years since Mackenzie Crook and Martin

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<v Speaker 2>Freeman had seen each other, but it is the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>fifth anniversary of the Office or you may know it

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<v Speaker 2>as The Office UK and they have done a special

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<v Speaker 2>for BBC. They share their memories of working and laughing

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<v Speaker 2>alongside Ricky Gervais Will Get to Him, co writer Stephen Merchant,

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<v Speaker 2>and the other leading Office colleague Lucy Davis, who played

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<v Speaker 2>Don who is the analog to Pam for You Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Among the anecdotes, they tell us of how Martin Freeman

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<v Speaker 2>initially auditioned to play Gareth Now, Mackenzie embraced one of

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<v Speaker 2>TV's worst ever haircuts, how Ricky came close to ruining

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<v Speaker 2>filming on a daily basis, and what it was like

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<v Speaker 2>to be at the heart of Office medium when the

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<v Speaker 2>show was at its peak. You will find Mackenzie Crook

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<v Speaker 2>and Martin Freeman Remember The Office on BBC two an

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<v Speaker 2>I player today at ten pm. I assume that's UK time.

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<v Speaker 2>They're five hours ahead of us. You do the math.

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<v Speaker 2>Ricky Gervas and Stephen Merchant do not appear in the

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<v Speaker 2>one off show. Why not, well, because Ricky Gervase is

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<v Speaker 2>marking the twenty fifth anniversary of the Office with a

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<v Speaker 2>rundown of his favorite David Brent moments. Ricky is presenting

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<v Speaker 2>each of the twenty five moments on his YouTube channel

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<v Speaker 2>and said, there will be never before told stories here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let Ricky tell it to you. I have

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<v Speaker 2>chop this up for piecing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've made a special show to commemorate twenty five year

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<v Speaker 3>anniversary of the Office, just me chatting about my memories

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<v Speaker 3>of the show, my favorite myths, and a whole lot more.

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<v Speaker 3>David Brent begging for his job back was the first

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<v Speaker 3>bit of serious acting I've ever done. I was a

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<v Speaker 3>little flat bloke playing him. Let's be honest, rick you

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<v Speaker 3>won't wear im Patvin waya no watch it. It's free,

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<v Speaker 3>so yeah, you do the math.

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<v Speaker 2>His YouTube channel will feature plenty of David Brent and

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<v Speaker 2>will also have other archive materials from his other shows,

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<v Speaker 2>including Afterlife and his stand up shows, alongside content made

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<v Speaker 2>specifically for the channel. Ricky's YouTube channel already has Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>evening live streams where Ricky takes audience questions. Topics have

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<v Speaker 2>ranged from ai in comedy and creative inspiration to veganism.

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<v Speaker 2>Ricky Tervay said, I'm absolutely loving building my YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best way to interact with my wonderful fans

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<v Speaker 2>without leaving the house and actually bumping into any of

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<v Speaker 2>those weirdos. So if you think this thing where he's

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<v Speaker 2>not on the BBC was about scheduling, I think differently.

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<v Speaker 2>Martin Freeman said his recollection of Making the Office is

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<v Speaker 2>different than that of Ricky and Stephen Merchant. Jervas and

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<v Speaker 2>Merchant have long said The Office was entirely scripted. Martin Freeman,

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<v Speaker 2>who played Tim, says it was looser than they suggest.

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<v Speaker 2>Freeman said he was left frustrated when a book of

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<v Speaker 2>the shows scripts was released filled with transcriptions of the

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<v Speaker 2>lines that made it into the final episode, including his

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<v Speaker 2>own improv as part of the BBC two special Remember

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<v Speaker 2>of the Office. Kirk Freeman, another thing people always ask

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<v Speaker 2>you is how much was improvised? Very little bit, because

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<v Speaker 2>it was all there on the page. Freeman responded, It

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<v Speaker 2>was all there on the page. However, I think my

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<v Speaker 2>true feeling about it is what it became the monster

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<v Speaker 2>that it did because it sounded improvised. Understandably, Ricky and

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen went, no, none of it is improvised. What slightly

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<v Speaker 2>annoyed me at the time, but only slightly at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>is that when scripts were published, they weren't the scripts,

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<v Speaker 2>They were the transcriptions of what had been on Telly.

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<v Speaker 2>So that annoyed me a little bit because anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>knows any of us knows the line came from you.

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<v Speaker 2>In that moment, the line came from me. It was loose.

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<v Speaker 2>That's to Ricky and Steven's credit, because the scripts were

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely brilliant. It wasn't improvised, but was what I would

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<v Speaker 2>call loose. Freeman argued, he can understand why there's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of protection about that, because otherwise people would

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<v Speaker 2>have gone, hey, you just rock up and make it

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<v Speaker 2>all up, which is clearly not the case. The writing

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<v Speaker 2>on it was brilliant. You only need to know us

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit or no the process of it to

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<v Speaker 2>know we're also in there. It doesn't mean it's a

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<v Speaker 2>co credit, it doesn't mean it's improvised. It's nicely loose.

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<v Speaker 2>So what does that mean Either you read the words

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<v Speaker 2>or you didn't. A statue of David Brant, that is

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<v Speaker 2>Ricky's character on The Office UK, in case you're not

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<v Speaker 2>familiar with that particular program, has been unveiled at the

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<v Speaker 2>Premiere Inn in Slough. Yes. The clay sculpture of David

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<v Speaker 2>Brent was commissioned by Premiere in It is displayed at

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<v Speaker 2>the Slough Trading Estate Hotel. The Premiere inn sits on

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<v Speaker 2>the side of the old building used in the series

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<v Speaker 2>opening credits. Oh that makes sense. The new installation was

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<v Speaker 2>revealed by David Brent impersonator Tim Oliver, who recreated the

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<v Speaker 2>stance alongside some of the character's distinctive dance routines. The

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<v Speaker 2>bust took one hundred and twenty hours to put together

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<v Speaker 2>and weighs seven kilograms. It will be permanently installed off

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<v Speaker 2>the site. A spokesperson for the hotel chain told The

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<v Speaker 2>Daily Star, We're thrilled to unveil this brilliant tribute to

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<v Speaker 2>markets place in British comedy history. Ricky's iconic character truly

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<v Speaker 2>puts Slough on the map, and it's only fitting to

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<v Speaker 2>honor him with this memorable statue, which we hope will

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<v Speaker 2>be particularly popular with some of the millions of business

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<v Speaker 2>travelers who stay with us each year. Whilst the building

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<v Speaker 2>itself is totally transformed, our guests are more likely to

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<v Speaker 2>be interested in pillows than photocopiers. Eagle eyed fans will

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<v Speaker 2>certainly spot the similarity in the footprint of the site.

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<v Speaker 2>The spokesperson for the Premiere in added from tech to

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<v Speaker 2>business attire. Office life has changed drastically in the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five years since the show aired, but what hasn't changed

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<v Speaker 2>is the need for business travelers to know what they're

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<v Speaker 2>getting with a great night's sleep and a comfortable room,

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<v Speaker 2>ready to face the day, no matter how embarrassing their

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<v Speaker 2>boss is. You know, I'm gonna make a decision on

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<v Speaker 2>the fly. Here I got two more office stories. Rain

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<v Speaker 2>Wilson called out Ricky Travay's let's save that for tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna tell you a story about Kevin from

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<v Speaker 2>the office tomorrow because we got to deal with Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Swift stuff. And by the way, this is way more

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<v Speaker 2>news than I thought we were gonna have coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of July fourth. This is all wonderful. Thank you comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>George Stephanopoulos said Adam Sandler was funny and touching. And

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<v Speaker 2>not only did Adam Sandler officiate the wedding of Taylor Swift, really,

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<v Speaker 2>he also performed an original song that was humorous and

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<v Speaker 2>touching and was all about their love. Oh can you

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<v Speaker 2>imagine Sandler's been out and about. He was spoted but

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<v Speaker 2>at Sawyer's on the Pier, a place that serves homemade

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream. That's right. There was a Facebook group from

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<v Speaker 2>Sawyer's Daily Bar. They shared that Adam Sandler stopped in

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<v Speaker 2>at Sawyer's on the Pier on July fourth for some

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream. That was just a day after officiating Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Swift's wedding. The social media post highlighted a series of selfies,

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<v Speaker 2>all taken by Sandler, and interestingly, this article calls Saandlor

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<v Speaker 2>the star of Uncut Gems. People are coming around to

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<v Speaker 2>the way I think and recognizing him as a dramatic

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<v Speaker 2>actor and of course a wedding officiator and not at

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<v Speaker 2>all a comedian because he's not good at comedy. But

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<v Speaker 2>he's a good actor and apparently a solid person to

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<v Speaker 2>have officiate your wedding. If you ever wanted to have him,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he'll do it. The Uncut Gem Star and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of staff members from Sawyer's to selfies. We

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<v Speaker 2>are told it looks like they were having a fun time.

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<v Speaker 2>What a great article. Then on Sunday, which is July fifth,

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<v Speaker 2>he was seen in Nantucket playing basketball at Bacchus Lane.

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<v Speaker 2>According to the Nantucket Current, Adam Sandler called the police

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<v Speaker 2>department's non emergency line to ask where he could play basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Personnel directed him to Backus Lane Court, which is part

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<v Speaker 2>of Nantucket Intermediate School. Imagine Nantucket police, How may I

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<v Speaker 2>help you? Hi, this is Adam Sandler. Oh, yes, mister Sandler,

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<v Speaker 2>how can I help you? Yeah? Do you guys have

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<v Speaker 2>a basketball court? Dude? Use the internet. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>bothering the police with this, even if it's the non

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<v Speaker 2>emergency line. Are you serious about this? Or is this

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<v Speaker 2>a way that you have a more colorful story in

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<v Speaker 2>the press. Is it that Johnny Mack? Of course it's

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<v Speaker 2>that guy's where told Andrew Kessler and his friends normally

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<v Speaker 2>don't play outdoor basketball, but they coincidentally showed up at

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<v Speaker 2>the park. Kessler told ESPN. We see a car pull

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<v Speaker 2>into the parking lot and there's a guy wearing an

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<v Speaker 2>interesting outfit. Initially they joked that it was Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 2>Once the person got closer, they realized it was indeed

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler. Kessler said, Adam Sandlor has elite passing. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't miss a pass. They were all dimes. His layup

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<v Speaker 2>game was good. I didn't really see him shoot the ball. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>he is a good playmaker. You can tell that he's

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<v Speaker 2>played a lot in his life. Meanwhile, Amy Schumer, who

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<v Speaker 2>likes when we talk about her, wants you to know

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<v Speaker 2>she was not invited to the wedding of Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither was I Amy. Amy Schumer trolled the happy couple

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<v Speaker 2>with several Instagram posts, including a spoof outfit for Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>night's rehearsal dinner. Schumer joked on Friday morning rehearsal dinner

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<v Speaker 2>was sick. Who knows what she has planned for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Then there was a second post which also featured Life

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<v Speaker 2>and Beth co star Michael Sarah. That one was captioned Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so why weren't we allowed in? Apparently Amy has been

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<v Speaker 2>taking shots at Taylor for some time. Back in twenty sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Schumer took a shot at Taylor Swift's Grammy outfit,

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<v Speaker 2>sharing a photo of herself and writing Taylor, that's not

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<v Speaker 2>a thigh gap. This is a thigh gap. That got

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<v Speaker 2>some backlash from the Swifties. Schumer responded, I'm a comic

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<v Speaker 2>and should never make fun of myself at the expense

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<v Speaker 2>of anyone else that it wasn't making fun of in

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<v Speaker 2>the first place. How about everybody takes a deep breath

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<v Speaker 2>Schumer's rep had to step in and tell people Amy

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<v Speaker 2>loves Taylor was making a joke because she does and

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<v Speaker 2>have a thigh gap again. I am so excited to

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<v Speaker 2>have this much feisty content. Week of July fourth, no

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<v Speaker 2>filler at all. When I was looking up to Trevor

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<v Speaker 2>Noah Numbers, I checked in on Ben Gleb. You know

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<v Speaker 2>he's got that late night show on YouTube of sorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Night with Ben Glebe Episode six had thirty five

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<v Speaker 2>thousand views at eleven nineteen. On Tuesday, they did split

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<v Speaker 2>out his monologue from episode six that had three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and eighty eight views, John, did you say three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and eighty eight? I did meanwhile, competing YouTube late night

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<v Speaker 2>show Outside Tonight, and that one is kind of more official.

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<v Speaker 2>An episode that had posted four days ago has eighty

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<v Speaker 2>seven hundred views. That's not going to cut it. An

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<v Speaker 2>isolated clip of Caleb here on Outside Tonight's, and Caleb

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<v Speaker 2>has a lot of Internet followers. That clip has four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventeen views. Did you say four hundred and seventeen, John,

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<v Speaker 2>I did four hundred and seventeen. And a clip they

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<v Speaker 2>pulled out from the show titled we found the Gayest Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>How many views does that have? John Found the Gayest

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<v Speaker 2>Dog has fifty nine views? Did you say fifty nine?

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<v Speaker 2>I did remember like a year ago, Madonna supposedly did

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<v Speaker 2>some stand up comedy. Well, not supposedly she did. Will

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<v Speaker 2>Arnett was speaking with Romesh Oranga Nathan and told Hermesh

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<v Speaker 2>how Madonna did forty minutes of stand up. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>we had a night where Madonna went up. Amy Schuber

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<v Speaker 2>brought her. She said Madonna's gonna come. The audience went crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she did about forty minutes. She had a

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<v Speaker 2>binder and she was reading from it. But I got

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<v Speaker 2>to say, it takes a lot of guts, because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Madonna's shy. An audience member said she did well enough,

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<v Speaker 2>but the audience was so stunned it was Madonna that

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<v Speaker 2>it took the entire set to warm up to her.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't do as well as she thinks she would.

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<v Speaker 2>She got laught every time she dropped deaf bombs, because

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<v Speaker 2>just hearing Madonna curse is funny. She elsa nailed a

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<v Speaker 2>joke about how with all these Trump deportations, she's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have any staff left, which got some laughs. But really,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone was just so shocked that she was there. And

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<v Speaker 2>that is your comedy news for today. You can follow

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