WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:17.960 So I get to these alerts for next door. Are 2 00:00:17.960 --> 00:00:20.679 you familiar with nextdoor? Iimp I've heard you guys talk 3 00:00:20.679 --> 00:00:23.079 about it. That's like an app or whatever. That tells 4 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:24.760 you kind of like what's going on. Gossip of the 5 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:28.440 neighborhood supposed to be like neighborhood social media, so like 6 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:30.559 you sign up and you're only supposed to get alerts 7 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:33.840 like from your neighborhood. It doesn't always work out that way. 8 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:36.119 But I was sharing some of these with Lindsay, man 9 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:39.439 is it's so so good and these are for your neighborhood. 10 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:45.560 I guess they're supposed to be for my neighborhood. I'll 11 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:49.479 just this is what started it, and it says life 12 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:52.479 seems normal, yet I keep feeling like something is missing. 13 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.479 Maybe it's a sense of safety or simply someone who 14 00:00:55.520 --> 00:01:01.159 really listens, huh. And so you know, reading the comments 15 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.480 is also the best part of these. And someone named 16 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:14.599 Paul R Is like, I'm listening, creep. Another one says, 17 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:17.519 nobody ever listens. I've been saying this for a while now. 18 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:23.439 Another one, this feels like a spam account. Yeah, so 19 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.680 that's fine, right, Another one, do you want to have 20 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:30.319 a good shoulder surgeon around here like a soldier, like 21 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:33.519 you just have somebody in the It's not like a mechanic. 22 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:34.120 You know. 23 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:36.799 I had shoulder surgery. So yeah, why don't you go 24 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:37.400 to dot com? 25 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:39.040 Right? Twenty years ago? 26 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:41.760 Uh? 27 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:44.560 Another one that I thought was pretty funny that I 28 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:47.599 shared with Lindsey. I boasted on here about my cat. 29 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:50.319 My son was gonna take her. Didn't work out. Uh, 30 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:52.519 he couldn't take her in. Still trying to find a 31 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.280 home for Zoe. My health hasn't allowed me to keep 32 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:58.519 getting keep her, getting ready to have shoulder surgery soon. 33 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.359 She's about seven, been spade neuter. She weighs about twenty pounds. 34 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:05.319 This is the woman who was asking for a shoulder surgeon. 35 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:09.479 It's got one problem fixed, right yeah? Uh another one? 36 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:12.919 Any I'm missing this dog, see, and I believe that 37 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:14.919 that's what this app should be used for. 38 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:18.520 Somebody missing a dog. Dogs are running the neighborhoods, knocking. 39 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:24.280 Over trap whatever. Not for your recommendations, but anyone else 40 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:27.199 noticed the quality and quantity of the food for pickup 41 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.560 a chili's going down, and of course prices are going 42 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:37.680 up just like everything else. Hey, listen, I want my 43 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:40.159 baby back, Baby back, baby back right. And I don't 44 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:42.400 want to pay more. I want my I don't want 45 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.879 my baby back ribs right, my baby back, baby back, 46 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:48.680 baby back right. This is the one that perplexed me 47 00:02:48.719 --> 00:02:52.000 the most. Does anyone know someone that is reliable that 48 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:56.840 can clean the lint tube on a dryer? What is 49 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:59.879 the measurement of reliability when it comes to an endi 50 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:03.800 jewel that can clean out a lint tube? Because, like, 51 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:07.280 I want a reliable mechanic that. Yeah, because if you 52 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:10.639 mess that up, my wheels might fall off. Now I 53 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:12.520 hear you. If you don't clean the lint out properly, 54 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:17.039 that could be a fire hazard. But ultimately any removal 55 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:19.919 will be an improvement and increase safety. 56 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:22.960 Sure, true, but are they going to show up on time? 57 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.479 Are they going to be there when they say they do? 58 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.280 I think here's a little more than reliability than just 59 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:32.360 pumping the limp lint out of a bit honest about Yeah, Yeah, 60 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:33.039 I don't know. 61 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:35.039 If I don't know, I think there are just certain 62 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:40.879 industries or certain certain job responsibilities. Reliability doesn't measure very 63 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:41.439 high for me. 64 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:43.840 Yeah, you're probably right, and a lent cleaner is probably 65 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:44.960 on that list for me. 66 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:47.080 I think it is for sure. Yeah, I would agree 67 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:49.680 with you lawnmowers. I don't need a real reliable just 68 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:54.560 mow my lawn. I want you to do a good job. 69 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:57.800 I wanted to look good arbitrary, I say that, listen, man. 70 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:00.000 So like, I've got these new kids that live now 71 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:02.240 door to me. I finally met my new neighbors that 72 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:06.039 lived next door. Their raym of kids raging anywhere from 73 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:09.360 eighteen to twenty two. I think, is what's living next 74 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:13.719 door to me? And I don't think they own a lawnmower, 75 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:17.199 because well, they haven't mowed their lawn in a while. 76 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:19.879 So a couple of neighborhood kids out trying to hustle 77 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:23.519 and make money. I love it, respect right, and they 78 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:25.759 asked me, Hey, can I mow your lawn? I said no, 79 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:28.319 I take care of myself, thank you. Anyway, so they 80 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:31.920 went next door and this kid's next door said yes, sure, 81 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:35.399 mow my lawn. By the time those kids got done, 82 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:36.959 I go out there and I look at it, I'm like, 83 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.639 they did a horrible job, to the point to. 84 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:42.360 Where I'm talking with other neighbors and they're like. 85 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:44.759 Yeah, those kids really screwed up that lawn. It was 86 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:48.360 pretty bad. So like, when it comes to something like that, 87 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:51.600 I want somebody who knows what they're doing. I respect 88 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:54.680 the kids in their hustle, but this is your front 89 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:56.000 lawn that you're talking about. 90 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:58.879 Well, everybody's not the same as for me. Is reliability. 91 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:01.399 I want you to show up on time. 92 00:05:01.399 --> 00:05:04.120 I want you to do it right, you know, and 93 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:06.199 if you do a good job, I'll pay you to 94 00:05:06.199 --> 00:05:07.319 come back and do it again. 95 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:09.480 Yeah, I don't know. I think that reliable. I'm not 96 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:12.319 going to micromanage you. If you say you're going to 97 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:14.800 mow my yard every week, mow it right. If you 98 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:16.480 don't do a good job, I feel like that's. 99 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:18.879 Different, right right, It gives me a reason to go 100 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:19.680 find somebody else. 101 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:21.040 Yeah, I just do it myself. 102 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:25.319 And I did mow the because it's we're gonna duplex 103 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:27.279 and we share a front yard. So I was like, 104 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:29.199 I'm just gonna go ahead and buzz this for them. 105 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.040 Get it done and over with backyards on their thing. 106 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:35.040 Let them handle it. And I did it once and 107 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:37.160 now it needs it again. I mowed my lawn again 108 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:38.759 since then, and I didn't do it again because I 109 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:41.720 don't want those kids relying on me to mow the lawn. 110 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:42.879 They just expect me to do it. 111 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:44.399 I should go over there and talk and be like, hey, 112 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:48.879 I'll mow your lawn, front yard, backyard. Every time I 113 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:52.680 mow mine forty bucks. I don't think that's a bad deal. 114 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:55.040 You know, if there's four of them living there, that's 115 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:57.759 ten dollars ahead. Oh yeah, boom, and it gets done 116 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:01.360 and it's decent. It's not but youer like these young 117 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:02.000 little punks. 118 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:05.439 Did I think my heard looks so much better since 119 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.639 I started doing it. Yeah? I do have a problem though, 120 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:11.759 and maybe I'm going to I'm probably going too fast, 121 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:14.839 but I'll get done and i'll you know, scan like, yeah, 122 00:06:14.839 --> 00:06:17.480 that looks good, and that'll be a spot I missed. 123 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:20.000 That's usually how it goes, My son of a bitch. 124 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:24.240 Yeah yeah, you got that fancy zero turn. Yeah you like, yeah, yeah, 125 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:24.720 I do. 126 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:27.000 The same thing in a push mower man over an acre. 127 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:28.600 I can mote in a less than an hour, hanging 128 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.759 a zone. That's nice. Yeah you're awesome. But booking it 129 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:33.800 then yeah, yeah, maybe you've got a mouth per hour. 130 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:38.040 Hand was blown off before, Like really, I got one 131 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:41.240 of those great lawnmower hats, you know, I'm not joking 132 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:43.000 how long. 133 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:44.399 Did it take to get used to that zero turn? 134 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:46.480 Because that's not your typical riding lawnmower. 135 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:48.120 I would not say I've gotten used to it yet 136 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:52.040 to give the lay of the land about two or 137 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:55.480 three times, right, because like, especially if you're trying to 138 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:57.680 get close to the fence line. You know, if you 139 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:59.360 get too close, the fence gets caught up in it 140 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:02.319 and knack it up, right, which I've done that already. 141 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.959 I've never used one before, but I've always wanted to, 142 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:06.560 just because they weren't mean. I mean, I've driven that 143 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:09.000 sort of thing like a bobcat where it's got you know, 144 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:10.759 your two joysticks that you used to go back at 145 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:12.600 you've won the right and one laughed and back and 146 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.160 the death. So I've got the basic premise of it down. 147 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:16.560 Just never use one before. 148 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:19.279 Have any of your neighbors come by and asked you 149 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:20.800 about it? Uh? 150 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:22.839 One of my neighbors, I'm I'm friends with them. We 151 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:27.480 have beers together, but ye, yes, but he's always always 152 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:30.439 hang out so yeah, right, It's not like you know 153 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.839 Keith from like four hounses down that you don't really 154 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.000 know what you've seen him out an hs you know, yeah, 155 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.519 they just ay meeting whatever, whatever the hell, there's no meeting. 156 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:40.639 But I hear you. Uh my, my friend, he'll stop 157 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:42.959 with his truck and like stop when I'm mowing because 158 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.160 I'm focused, and he'll just block the road waiting in 159 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:49.439 his lifted truck, just waiting for me to notice. I'm like, yeah, 160 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:52.279 I know, and he's like he because he pays someone. 161 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:56.639 Uh huh. Yeah. Oh. So I was reading that one 162 00:07:56.680 --> 00:08:00.600 of the local TV stations fired their meteorologists, right yeah, 163 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:02.279 And so I was like, that's interesting, and I went 164 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:04.279 down a rabbitle and saw that they had that same 165 00:08:04.319 --> 00:08:07.160 company that owns the TV station here that they fired 166 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:10.759 the meteorologist also fired their meteorologist at their station in 167 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:13.480 Oklahoma City. Okay, but he got fired for saying the 168 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.279 F word. Oh yeah, that's a good reason to fire 169 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.959 somebody from television. I've got the audio because I wanted 170 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.160 to get your guys' take on it. And what is 171 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:25.560 happening is is it's that typical. And I think this 172 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:27.319 is where a lot of TV people get in trouble 173 00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:31.199 is they try to have improv conversation. And weathermen are 174 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:33.720 great at improv because they don't run off a script. 175 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:38.600 Everybody else runs off a script. And so he's improving 176 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:42.399 and the other people are having trouble following along, and 177 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:46.840 he drops an F bomb, not once, but twice. So 178 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:50.399 we'll let it play out and then we can talk 179 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.919 about it. So this is the audio of the Oklahoma 180 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:57.840 City weatherman dropping F bombs on live television. If I 181 00:08:57.840 --> 00:09:01.519 can get it to play halfway to that point where 182 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:03.240 the cold water is gonna be returning to her area, 183 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:05.120 Let's hope Tommy's not working out on the docks this 184 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:10.080 morning because he's gonna be super cold out. What yes? 185 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:14.159 Oh for crying out? Wow? No one knows all there. 186 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:20.440 I was like, oh, how's this? This? This is what 187 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:23.159 I work with? Like half the people don't get my references. 188 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:26.159 I was dead silent. I almost walked out of here, 189 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:27.720 just like I can't come back from that. 190 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:32.960 Oh yeah, oh Wayne. 191 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:38.440 Get it. I don't think he said the F word. 192 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:40.080 It almost came out. 193 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:44.279 I think it sounded like right for crying out, Like 194 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:47.200 that's what it sounded like he was getting to. His 195 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:50.840 reaction did not. Usually when someone says the F word, 196 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:56.960 everybody is like whoa, especially in this industry. Yeah, nobody's like, 197 00:09:57.279 --> 00:10:02.159 hey man, right, right, so what the producer, the director, 198 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:05.519 the producer, nobody was like cut him off? So how 199 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.279 did he get fired? And then somebody call him. 200 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:10.679 Be like I think after the fact, yeah, yeah, okay, 201 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:13.080 And then that person could have just misheard them. But 202 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:15.799 then if that's the case, then how come the bosses 203 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.159 of the new station aren't going back and listening to 204 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:21.320 the audio to make sure they're just taking a random 205 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:24.360 Joe's word for it and then instantly pulling the trigger 206 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:24.960 You're fired. 207 00:10:25.159 --> 00:10:28.879 I think that maybe he was like, yeah, I was 208 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:30.960 going to but that what a kind of idiot does that? 209 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:35.600 To me? It's probably more of, well, let's just cut 210 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:38.200 him loose. Maybe they needed a reason to cut him, right, 211 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:40.919 Some people are stay employed until there's a reason, and 212 00:10:41.440 --> 00:10:43.120 they got a reason. And if they are firing the 213 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:45.799 guy here for no reason, they were trying to trim 214 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:50.360 fat already absolutely our trim meet at this point. So 215 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:52.759 but I don't I personally don't think he's saying the 216 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:54.720 F word. And also they could be just trying to 217 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:56.799 send a message like we don't even want to getting near. 218 00:10:57.159 --> 00:11:00.320 Don't even say words that start with f ry, right, right, 219 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:01.679 I get it. 220 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:03.679 It happens. You get caught up in the moment. It's 221 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:06.720 happened on this show a couple of times where you know, 222 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:11.120 I almost say shit, and it's like she, why you wouldn't. 223 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:12.799 I don't understand why they don't have like a. 224 00:11:12.799 --> 00:11:16.240 Dump why right right? I thought that was standard and 225 00:11:16.279 --> 00:11:18.799 airing broadcast industry. 226 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:19.440 Be a sensor button. 227 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:23.679 If you're doing live, there should because slip ups happen. 228 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:27.480 People make mistakes. That is part of life. I don't 229 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:29.279 even want to go down the rabbit hole. That's hardly 230 00:11:29.279 --> 00:11:32.240 the worst. You're gonna basically say that he should get 231 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:33.600 fired for that, but then you're gonna turn around and 232 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:36.919 show like, you know, kids getting mutilated and other things 233 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:40.120 like Okay, I feel like that's worse. Yeah, I don't 234 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:42.159 have to explain the effort to my kid, But I 235 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:45.600 got to explain why some guy shot his wife in 236 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:50.279 the face and then the police are in full fatigues 237 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:55.120 cornering the house like that, I have to explain that. Yeah, 238 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:57.000 but the F word I don't have to explain to them. 239 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:59.200 They hear the F word and they're like, huh, here's 240 00:11:59.240 --> 00:11:59.639 the F word. 241 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:00.840 Say it's so much in the house. 242 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:03.480 This is natural well, we try not to. I'm sure 243 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.000 they've heard me say it, but I'm not, you know, 244 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:09.360 dropping it like I'm the weatherman on Channel whatever in 245 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:15.240 the Oklahoma City. You know, Uh, what else did I 246 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:19.159 have here? I had this? Get to my folder here 247 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:24.759 of saved things. Oh yeah, okay, Lindsey, do you know 248 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:29.360 who gg Allen is? No? Oh God, gg Allen, You're 249 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:32.720 probably better off. I don't know. I think anybody in 250 00:12:32.879 --> 00:12:35.720 rock should know who gg Allen is, at least know 251 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:37.879 the name. And that's not a judgment. I'm not being like, 252 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:40.000 you don't know rock. I'm just saying that if you're 253 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:42.240 in rock and you and you like rock music and 254 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:46.320 study the the spectrum of it, knowing who gg Allen 255 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:51.360 is would benefit you, I think, and probably more would 256 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.559 probably benefit you more than you would think. I don't 257 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:57.759 disagree with him. Gg Allen was the frontman for a band, 258 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:02.480 and to say he was the most legendary frontman of 259 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:07.759 all time probably would be accurate. Best front man of 260 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:12.200 all time I don't know. But legendary, yes, get right. 261 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:16.519 Not for his singing, but just for the ship that 262 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:21.200 he would do on stage is what makes him so legendary. 263 00:13:21.559 --> 00:13:24.759 He's not he's not. That's not a joke. For taking 264 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:29.240 ships on stage. Yeah. Yeah. 265 00:13:29.279 --> 00:13:32.799 And his funeral, man, it was people fucking went all 266 00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:36.120 out because he was so wild and out there. You know, 267 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:38.639 so I'm not trying to stop on anything that you're doing. 268 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:42.399 So at his funeral, fucking people were spitting on him 269 00:13:42.440 --> 00:13:43.960 and shipping on it was. 270 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:46.200 You imagine that you know you're dead. 271 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:49.120 I mean, you don't care, right, but I guess if 272 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:51.240 that's your persona, you know, it's. 273 00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:53.960 Like why not? It doesn't it though, just a little bit, 274 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:59.240 just a little bit. I was trying to look funeral 275 00:13:59.559 --> 00:14:03.480 because there are some crazy things that apparently happened at 276 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:07.559 his funeral. I can't remember, but he was known for 277 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:11.080 some really bad things. His real name was, according to him, 278 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:12.879 Jesus christ Allan. 279 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:16.159 Okay, that's neither one of those. 280 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:22.159 Star was a g H. Not only would he he 281 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:23.960 I get to say this, which is a word I 282 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:25.759 can't wait to say a lot. I'll actually say this 283 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:32.720 word on air. He he practiced chorafogia. What is eating feces? 284 00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:37.840 That's just nasty gross. Yeah. His lyrics were renowned for 285 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:43.120 being anything but politically correct. Just read the words to. 286 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:45.200 It. 287 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:48.480 Feels so weird to say on air because this is 288 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:51.840 the title of a song. Ass fucking, butt, sucking, cunt 289 00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:54.279 lick and masturbation. Die when you die. Just read the 290 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:58.519 lyrics to that song. So about it the title right. 291 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:00.960 His funeral, he was dressed in a blackjacket and his 292 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:05.559 drop strap left unembalmed, lindsay, because that's what he wanted, 293 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:08.440 and he instructed that his body not be washed, so 294 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:12.159 it was reportedly still covered in all the bodily fluids 295 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:13.679 from his last performance. 296 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:20.240 Wow. Yeah. He claimed that he was the last true 297 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:29.080 rock and roller. Okay, he idolized Hank Williams. He said 298 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:34.919 he would commit suicide on stage, but he was in 299 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:36.919 jail on the day he said he would do it. 300 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:42.360 He would repeat the claims over and over in front 301 00:15:42.360 --> 00:15:46.480 of an audience. He didn't even try doing this, once, 302 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:48.600 telling an interviewer that he would only do it when 303 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:50.240 his powers were at their peak. 304 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:58.320 He was insane for good reason. His dad was insane. 305 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:00.679 So you're reading it, yeah, yeah, but I don't care 306 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:03.200 about that. This is not what I'm trying to bring up. 307 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:06.039 I'm trying to educate you on who it is. Uh 308 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:10.399 and so gg Allen is they are selling, they're auctioning 309 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:13.399 something off of his Okay, would you like to own 310 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:15.799 a piece of gg Allen history, Kimpy. 311 00:16:16.279 --> 00:16:21.720 I don't know. Man, if it's his jockstrap, no, that's. 312 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:22.799 Not as Jack's jockstrap. 313 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:28.399 But I mean, I guess maybe because he is so legendary, 314 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.480 I feel like you would have to explain to a 315 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:34.720 lot of people what it is and who he is, 316 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:36.600 because I don't know if a lot of people, you know, 317 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:39.360 understand who who who this guy was. 318 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:43.039 I think it's a great talking point. I think owning 319 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:48.120 pieces of history. I think music that's that's fun. Now, uh, 320 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:52.759 anything he's got is gonna be gross. Yes, So I 321 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:54.960 don't know how good of an idea that is. But 322 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:59.759 his cane that he was he used on a show, 323 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:04.880 on a TV show. You can buy it for seventy 324 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:09.400 five hundred dollars. And he also shoved it up his ass. 325 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:14.920 Okay, handle or not? Handle doesn't say, uh see, these 326 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:16.440 are things I'm gonna need to know. 327 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.640 I don't know for me, for me, just me personal, 328 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:22.240 I'm not my way isn't the right way. And I'm 329 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:24.319 just saying I don't need to know either one. They 330 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:25.839 kind of both feel the same. 331 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:28.599 Here's the deal, right, because if I'm gonna grab this 332 00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:31.039 cane and you're gonna show it off, right, you got 333 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:33.759 people coming over, You're going I've gotten gg Allen's Kane 334 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:36.440 paid seventy five hundred dollars for it. Oh yeah, let 335 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:38.640 me see it. You know, you don't want to grab 336 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:41.279 it by the handle that was in his ass, right, 337 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:44.640 if it was the other end that like touches the ground, 338 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:47.279 I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that because that's 339 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:48.680 just getting old shit on the. 340 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:51.359 Floor and it can be vacuumed up. Yeah. And this 341 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.240 was like a talk show like back in the day, 342 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:57.720 like the Mouth and all that that he was on, 343 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:04.640 just being bombastic, and to me he was always over 344 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:08.119 the top, spectacle and just crazy. By the way, he 345 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:10.039 died a few days after he shoved this cane up 346 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:10.440 his ass. 347 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:15.200 Well maybe that's why, uh yes, a little does looked 348 00:18:15.240 --> 00:18:18.680 like a snakehead. Maybe I don't know if which one 349 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:21.000 it is, because he's got a few of them actually, 350 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:23.920 so I'm like, well, which one went up your rump there? 351 00:18:24.240 --> 00:18:30.640 G Yeah, crazy piece of history that I'm gonna go 352 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.440 ahead and pass on. But people were like seventy five 353 00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:34.119 hundred dollars. 354 00:18:34.599 --> 00:18:38.599 Hell, yeah, I'm good. I would take like Jimmy Hendrix 355 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:40.880 do rag that he wore a woodstock. 356 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:41.880 Okay, that would be all right. 357 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:44.960 You know that was just on a man's forehead and 358 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:47.240 it legend has it he had like, you know, a 359 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.759 sheet of acid in there and you know that's and 360 00:18:49.799 --> 00:18:50.680 he played with all that. 361 00:18:50.720 --> 00:18:55.119 But Booty Gane not for me. I think I would 362 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:59.400 rather have an autograph of his, of Jimmy or g. 363 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:03.079 G Allen, then I would the cane. 364 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:03.799 Because it's so rare. 365 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:08.119 Yeah, and the guy that's like he's even showing a 366 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:13.400 picture of the end that that he's got it on 367 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:20.079 the on the eBay, showing what it looked like. Okay, yeah, 368 00:19:20.200 --> 00:19:22.720 I don't know if I mean that does look like it? 369 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:23.039 Well? 370 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:25.759 Which one was put in the butt? Which end he's 371 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:28.279 showing both in? I think it was the it was 372 00:19:28.319 --> 00:19:33.480 the other the non handle land Yeah yeah, a picture. 373 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:37.200 Of him right there with the helmet, yeah, kid rock No, 374 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:38.599 it does not from here? 375 00:19:39.119 --> 00:19:43.039 Uh. Pre owned good is the condition of pre owned 376 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:43.640 and good? 377 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:45.759 But is it clean? 378 00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:49.559 A dude, I don't know. If I couldn't, I couldn't 379 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:54.039 buy this how do we even know it's his? You know? 380 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:56.680 Is it authenticated? I mean I think is a member 381 00:19:56.759 --> 00:19:58.680 in the band. You can see some of the design 382 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:00.400 on it. Now it can be duplicated, but can see 383 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:04.720 on the design that it matches the some of the 384 00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:07.599 line work of the tree and stuff like that. Put 385 00:20:07.599 --> 00:20:10.400 it together. You know what we didn't talk about And 386 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:12.680 I could save this for tomorrow, but we're in it now. 387 00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:19.200 So so you remember the the the Sasquatch soap with 388 00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:21.480 Sidney Sweeney. Have you seen that thing where they use 389 00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:25.119 some of Sidney Sweeney's bathwater. Yeah, I've heard about that. 390 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:29.400 Easy marketing ploy, brilliant actually on their part. They sold 391 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:33.160 out super fast. Did you know that the soap has 392 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:40.000 a hole in it to put your dick in? Yeah? Wow, 393 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:49.119 Why because it's got Sydney's Sweeney's bathwater. It's brilliant, It's 394 00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:52.720 on brand for her. It's brilliant. It's brilliant, brilliant. But 395 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:56.640 the whole thing I didn't know because there's videos online 396 00:20:56.759 --> 00:21:02.920 of guys pranking their wives when the soap arrives and 397 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:06.400 one guy unwraps it and he's like, well it arrived, 398 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:08.359 and the lady, the wife is like, I don't understand 399 00:21:08.359 --> 00:21:10.680 what this is. He's like, I gotta here, take this, 400 00:21:10.759 --> 00:21:13.039 I gotta go use this. I'm gonna go shower right now. 401 00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:16.720