Speaker 1: Every Friday night, like clockwork. My friend Tina and I
went to the gym, not because we were disciplined, not
because we were chasing some fitness goal, but because Friday
nights at eleven thirty pm were quiet. No influencers acting
like attention seeking assholes. No tripod girls filming their leg
day journey, no twenty year old's hogging machines with bodies
fit for the Olympics. Just the regulars and us. My
name's Rachel, and I'm forty two, a brunette, and in
better shape than I was at thirty, mostly because I'm
angry all the time. That's my cardio. My best friend
Tina forty five, blonde, dumpy and divorced, and absolutely incapable
of behaving like a normal human being in public. I
swear to God, she muttered one night, adjusting her leggings
in the mirror. If one more guy on Tinder my
age calls me a milf, I'm going to commit a felony.
You say that every week, I said, stretching my hamstrings. Yeah,
and one day I'm gonna fucking mean it, she said
with a laugh. We were halfway through our usual routine
lightweights stretching, pretending we knew what we were doing on machines.
We absolutely did not understand. When he walked in and
everything stopped, well everything in our brains. Jesus Christ. Tina whispered,
check out the fresh meat. I didn't respond because I
was busy pretending I hadn't just noticed the exact same thing.
He was younger, mid twenties, tall, lean, that kind of athletic,
letic build that didn't come from posing in front of
a mirror, but from actually doing things, dark hair, sleeves,
rolled up, headphones in, focused, and completely unaware that two
fully grown women were absolutely losing their minds five feet away.
Tina went to say what I could do to a
kid like? Don't I said, quietly, I wasn't saying anything.
Well that bad, Tina replied. We both watched him walk past, slow, deliberate,
like the universe itself had decided to personally ruin our
ability to function. He went straight to the free weights,
no hesitation, no checking himself out, just picked up dumbbells
and started working. Okay, Tina said, after a moment, I'm
just going to say it, don't. I'd give ten years
of my life to fuck him, I snorted, you don't
even know him. I don't need to know him. I
just want to fuck him. That's exactly how people end
up on true crime podcasts, I said. It's also how
people end up on porn podcasts. She replied, I laughed.
She leaned closer to me. I bet he knows what
he's doing with what. She raised an eyebrow everything. I
rolled my eyes, but I didn't stop watching. And that
was the problem, because it wasn't just a passing thought.
It wasn't just a wow, he's hot moment. It lingered.
We moved to the stretching mats, or at least we
pretended to. Tina was doing some exaggerated stretches that look
like they required a chiropractor afterward. You are not even
stretching right now, I said, I'm multitasking, you're staring. I'm observing.
You're a disaster. Shit. He just looked over. That made
me look immediately like an idiot. Don't be obvious, Tina hissed.
You just snapped your head around like the killer in
a horror movie just popped out, she said, with a laugh.
Shut up. We both laughed, quiet nervous like teenagers, which
was ridiculous. We were grown women with mortgages and responsibilities
and lower back pain, and yet there we were, stretching
longer than necessary, adjusting things that didn't need adjusting, finding
reasons to be just a little closer to where he was.
You ever think about how weird this is? I said,
what that we're acting like this? She shrugged. It's because
we want to fuck him, she said, means we're not
dead yet. I couldn't argue with that. He moved closer,
not directly, just drifting like he was aware of us now.
And then hey, he said. We both froze, actually froze,
like two idiots caught doing something we absolutely were doing.
Are you using this, he asked, gesturing to the bench. No,
I said, quickly, too quickly, go ahead, Tina added, suddenly
all confidence again. He nodded, set his stuff down, held
his eyes on us for too long. I felt my
pussy pulse, that hot, sexy tension. But now it wasn't
just between Tina and me, it was between all three
of us. Late crowd tonight, he said, casually, best time
to come. Tina replied, No idiots, he smirked, except us.
I raised an eyebrow, speak for yourself, he laughed. I
was just joking. I shouldn't say that to a pair
of good looking women like you. And that was it.
The line crossed. I gasped and tried to hide a smile.
Tina started grinning like a little girl who just found
out what a dildo? Does? You into older women? She
said cockily. He smiled, course, they're the best ones experience.
He came and stood over us as we sat on
the stretch in mats. Tina stared up at him for
long seconds, then leaned into my ear and whispered, what
do you say let's teach this cocky little prick a
lesson how I whispered back, how'd you think math and science?
We fuck him, you dolt, the pair of us, you
and me? You game? I breathed, hard, folded my lips
over one another, and gave Tina a nod. Fuck it,
Why not follow what I do? Tina whispered, then turned
and started to crawl towards the guy on all fours,
her ripe tits and ass jiggling this way and that
as she prowled towards him. I did the same, feeling
like a total whore, but the look on The guy's
face was priceless. It was like witnessing a guy's dream
come true. As two curvy cougars came towards him, Tina
got to him and reached out to his shorts, put
a finger under the elastic and said, to me, come on,
let's get this rodeo started. I put a finger in
the other side of his shorts and we both yanked
them down to the floor. His hard prick bounced into
our faces and we both laughed out loud. What a sight.
It was, thick, veiny and as stiff as a telegraph pole.
That's what I call a midnight snack. Tina purred and
spat all over and lapped at the head. The guy moaned,
bit his bottom lip. It was so hot watching my
best friend lap dick. Even better when she started to
throat it. She sucked it deep, stuck her tongue out
to lick his balls, gagged and pulled off it. Long
ropes of spit connected from his cock to Tina's mouth.
What is this, she said, A one woman show. Get
in here and help me blow this thing. I got
in next to her and started to lick the spit
slicked head with her. It was amazing licking around this
guy's cock as I stared into my best friend's eyes.
We laughed and shared a little kiss, letting our tongues
touch as we lapped at his dick. Sexy Tina whispered,
and we both went down either side of his shaft
and licked up and down it in unison, getting a
good rhythm going building up speed as we jerked his
big cock off with our lips. We both moved to
the tip and then kissed each other fully, tongues in
each other's mouths. As we shared the taste of his
sweaty jim cock. We both laughed again. Then Tina looked
up at him and said, what is this a one
way street? I think it's time you cleaned us out, kid.
We both lay back on the stretch mats, pulled our
gym shorts off, pulled our legs up, and exposed our
sweaty asses and pussies. Go for it, Tina said, make
a meal out of them. The guy was on his
knees and buried his face in me. Fuck it felt good.
He licked my clit and pussy hungrily, running his tongue
in and out and up and down me. He spat
into my ass and tongued it deep. What a sensation
taste good, Tina's said, don't forget to eat my fat
ass too. Boy. He quickly moved over to Tina's cunt
and gave it the same treatment too, licking her clit
to cunt to her asshole, enjoying her filthy flavors. And
he stuck two fingers in my cunt and finger banged
me hard. Shit, that did the trick. I moaned like
a bitch, and Tina moved in close to me and
said hot and kissed me hot and desperately. I couldn't
believe I was making out with my best friend as
a random guy fingered me and made wet, sloppy sounds
as he ate her ass and cunt. I got goosebumps
at how dirty everything we were doing was. The guy
went back to eat my pussy and ass as he
fingerfucked Tina. Now she moaned into my mouth and gasped,
this little fucker is good. He licked and sucked and
tongue fucked us into a hay of lusty heat as
we kissed each other like frenzied whars. Come on, Tina said,
let's get this party started. She pulled the guy to
the mats, laid him flat, swung a leg over him,
and sat on his face. I swung a leg over
the other end, reached down and fed his big cock
up my licked out cunt. It fit up there like
a dream. I moaned and got myself moving on it,
up and down slowly. I looked at Tina as she
rode his face like a mechanical bull, smothering him with
her fat ass cheeks. Come on, she snarled, Let's teach
this cocky fuck a lesson. Fuck him, fuck him hard.
She spurred me on, and I gritted my teeth and
forced myself to fuck him harder and faster, his entire
length pounding up me to the root shit. I gasped.
Tina moaned and reached over and tore my top open
so my heavy, floppy tits dropped out. She leaned in
and sucked my puffy nipples. Then I tore her top
open and let her tear drop tits droop out and
sucked on those bad boys too. She groaned and said,
how'd you like this kid? Munching milf muff and fucking
milf cunt at the same time, She ground into him harder,
and he reached up and pulled her wide ass into him.
That's it, get it deep, she growled. I was fucking
his cock good and hard. A wet, disgusting sound ripped
out of my violated hole as he dug deep into it.
I need me some of that, Tina said, and we swapped.
I sat on his wet, cunt covered face as Tina
slipped down the pole. I'd been greasing fuck he ate
cunt good, Smother him, Tina said, as she wrote his
cock like crazy. Suffocate him with that fucking thing. I
ground into him and face fucked him fast. Then Tina
and I started to kiss like uncaged animals, lapping and
sucking at each other's mouths and tongues. Then we heard
the guy below us start to moan, bastard's gonna blow.
Tina snapped and started to orgasm. Watching her pretty face
change with pleasure. Did it for me? I screamed out,
and I came all over the guy's face. The wet
sounds from Tina's fucked cunt got louder and wetter as
he unloaded his balls deep into her well fucked hole.
Tina moaned loudly. As she splattered an orgasm all over
the guy's rod. We both hung our heads next to
one another, good and fucked. I got up and had
drool dangling from my serviced cunt and Tina had thick
white ropes of cum from her pounded pussy. We stood there,
dripping and kissed. Best workout ever, she said. Two weeks later,
we went back to the gym, not sure what to expect.
When we walked in, the place was packed for this
time of night. At least twenty guys were all watching
us as we went to the stretch mats. Weird, Tina said.
Then the guys all came over and stood around us, smiling.
Tina and I looked at one another, then at the phone.
One of them was offering us. A video on porn
Hub was playing leaked security footage from a gym. There
was Tina and I riding that guy to climax. We
looked at each other. Then Tina looked up at the men,
smiled and said, OK, assholes form que I laughed and
said seductively, come on, let's fucking do this. I hoped
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