Speaker 1: Yeah, Camels the cigarette that's first in the service presents
Speaker 1: the Abbot and Costello program.
Speaker 2: What it is?
Speaker 1: A complete Stephens and his Orchestra, the songs of Connie
Speaker 1: Haynes and the Camel Quintet.
Speaker 3: Tonight's guest Ms.
Speaker 1: Volna Dietrich and starring Butt.
Speaker 4: Abbott and Little Costello.
Speaker 3: Oh Costello, Oh do you stop that noise? What are
Speaker 3: you doing here in the studio dressing your bathing suit? Well?
Speaker 3: I spent all day trying to get my car out
Speaker 3: of the swimming pool.
Speaker 5: What was he doing there?
Speaker 3: Don't you read the paper's abboit The governments say you
Speaker 3: have to pull your car.
Speaker 5: No, you dummy, They mean share the ride.
Speaker 3: You have to pick up people. Oh I did that yesterday.
Speaker 3: I picked up Hell and Mary, Rosie and Josie. With
Speaker 3: your car holds more than that, Yeah, but now they
Speaker 3: only allow you four goals a week. You can't get it.
Speaker 5: Well, never mind that Casteller. Where have you been all week?
Speaker 5: What have you been doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Boy? If I been having a fund of Conny Haynes,
Speaker 3: No kidding, L's sun thing. I took it to a
Speaker 3: football game? What a game? What excitement?
Speaker 5: And he passes no.
Speaker 3: Her mother was with us, and theother thing happened. There
Speaker 3: was a man sitting next to us with a six
Speaker 3: months old baby. All after noon, the kid was crying,
Speaker 3: he was so hungry.
Speaker 5: Well, it didn't the bather bring a bottle?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the kid wanted milk. Final. If you shut
Speaker 3: the kid up, I give him a.
Speaker 5: Penny where I keep him quiet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he kept waving the penny in front of
Speaker 3: my binoculars. He ruined the game? How did a ruin
Speaker 3: the game? All after noon? Lincoln was playing in the backfield.
Speaker 5: Well, forget the football game?
Speaker 3: Much better than set it on her?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, a lot better. We've got We've got
Speaker 5: other things to worry about.
Speaker 3: You know, our announcer Ken Niles is complaining because he
Speaker 3: didn't have enough to do last week. Isn't that right, Ken? Yes?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: After all, I could give the program a lift. I'm
Speaker 1: a shot in the arm.
Speaker 3: You said it, You're a dough I don't be silly.
Speaker 5: Costella. Niles is very popular.
Speaker 3: Why sure?
Speaker 1: Right after the broadcast last week, a lot of women
Speaker 1: chased me up Hollywood Boulevard, and one of them caught
Speaker 1: me and threw her arms around my neck.
Speaker 3: I saw that you did, Yeah, why did you snatch
Speaker 3: her pocket book? I'll cut it out, Costello.
Speaker 5: Now I talked to Ken's wife, and she says he
Speaker 5: should have more lyne.
Speaker 3: She says he's got talent. She says he's terrific. She
Speaker 3: says he's colossal.
Speaker 5: She says this.
Speaker 3: She says that I don't care what his wife says.
Speaker 1: Well I do.
Speaker 3: My wife is a wonderful person.
Speaker 1: She says, necessary to me as an umbrella in a rainstorm.
Speaker 3: I'll take the umbrella. It's easier to shut up.
Speaker 5: Why don't you be reasonable, Costella. Missus Niles is a
Speaker 5: very sweet girls.
Speaker 6: She is.
Speaker 1: You know, she's a great deal like Sonia Henny.
Speaker 3: You mean you have to keep it on nicee? Are
Speaker 3: you folks hearing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, just a minute now, that isn't fair, Costella.
Speaker 5: Let's get together here.
Speaker 3: Give him ten a chance to show what he can do.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Bud. I'd like to read a little tidbit
Speaker 1: that I could just happen to bring along.
Speaker 3: Oh this is gonna merdy.
Speaker 1: In one night, as I sat rocking, rocking on my
Speaker 1: chamber floor, came a knocking, gentle knocking, knocking on my
Speaker 1: chamber door.
Speaker 3: Potha raven never more?
Speaker 5: Quotha raven never more?
Speaker 4: There howl you like that?
Speaker 3: Don't look now, but the raven just laid a knee.
Speaker 6: Oh everybody, and hellos that little sugar man.
Speaker 3: Oh, this voice of this kid is temporaneous.
Speaker 5: Quiet quiet, Hello.
Speaker 6: Commie, mister Castella, Honey, I'd like you and mister Abbott
Speaker 6: to meet someone.
Speaker 5: This is my aunt Ruby.
Speaker 3: Hello, nice to meet you, hi, Aunt Ruby. How do
Speaker 3: you like California?
Speaker 2: Connie doesn't have enough to do?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, after.
Speaker 7: All, alight, listen to the program, Locks, we can MISSU
Speaker 7: be more music.
Speaker 3: Connie have to sing forty five songs. There's nothing but
Speaker 3: talk on the program.
Speaker 7: And who wants to hear a lot of talk top
Speaker 7: top talk?
Speaker 1: I talked to to talk.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's right.
Speaker 8: What's the role, mister Costello?
Speaker 2: I talked to Connie to sing?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Even I sang in New York, Philadelphia, Cincinnati.
Speaker 5: Cleveland, Chicago.
Speaker 3: What about Saint Louis?
Speaker 2: They beat the Yanks?
Speaker 8: Ha ha I really.
Speaker 3: I really struck you out that time. You struck me out. Eh,
Speaker 3: and you're just the old bat. You can do it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Now just a second, Costella, you can't talk right, that
Speaker 3: to Connie's ante Ruby. Maybe she's right, Maybe this program
Speaker 3: needs more sen exactly. Everyone loves singing something like this
Speaker 3: all through the night.
Speaker 8: There's a little bit broad, but begins, Oh well, of course,
Speaker 8: you know I just had my total taken out.
Speaker 3: Have them put back in costello?
Speaker 5: What right have you got to criticize?
Speaker 3: What do you know about singing? I love have it.
Speaker 3: If I hadn't come from such a large family, I'd
Speaker 3: have been a great singer.
Speaker 5: What did the large family have to do with it?
Speaker 3: I could never get in the bathroom? Oh no, come on,
Speaker 3: cos I le'll make up your mind. Are you going
Speaker 3: to give Niles and Connie more to do or not?
Speaker 3: Why should I? If I give them more to do
Speaker 3: the first thing? You know, even the sound man will
Speaker 3: lot more to do?
Speaker 5: And why shouldn't I?
Speaker 3: What did I have on last week's program?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 5: Not even a door slam.
Speaker 3: I understand doors. I know doors inside and out.
Speaker 9: I talked to doors and they talk to me.
Speaker 3: What do you hear from the mow?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: Well? May you laugh?
Speaker 10: Little?
Speaker 3: Do you know how important every little sound is to me?
Speaker 3: Even the sound of a moth chewing on an overcoat?
Speaker 3: Like this what's that funny sound? That's the moths bit,
Speaker 3: not the buttons.
Speaker 1: Don't you think sounds are fascinating?
Speaker 3: Here's a sample of my day.
Speaker 1: When work is through, I walk home at night in
Speaker 1: the rain.
Speaker 3: I opened the door. I go in and shut the door.
Speaker 3: Then I walk upstairs in the rain. It's raining in
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're waiting for a government ceiling.
Speaker 3: You must have a better rider than us, Huh, I imagine.
Speaker 9: So I jump into bed and sleep.
Speaker 3: Oh it's morning. What I'm right, I've got to catch
Speaker 3: the train. I kiss my wife before I go to
Speaker 3: the office. My wife thisses, mean I kiss him? She
Speaker 3: kisses means Wait a minute, what about the office? With
Speaker 3: a wife like that? Why should he go to the office?
Speaker 1: Lou Lou Costello, Yes, sir, Yeah, how's your spelling this week?
Speaker 3: I can spell anything?
Speaker 1: Okay, spell crumpets, crumpets?
Speaker 3: Yeah, crumpets, crumpets, Yeah, okay, crumpets? She are U wim tees?
Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, you're left out the tea today.
Speaker 3: I gotta have crumpets with out tea. Well, why I
Speaker 3: lost my sugar ration card?
Speaker 1: I'll wait a minute. Yeah, any rat ration or ration?
Speaker 3: Look around here?
Speaker 9: You can't forget any teas.
Speaker 3: Why not, well, because with us it's important.
Speaker 9: In fact, with any cigarette smoker, tea ought to.
Speaker 1: Be one of the most important letters in the alphabet.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Why sure?
Speaker 1: Tea stands for taste and throat.
Speaker 9: That's anybody's own personal.
Speaker 1: Proving ground for cigarettes, the T zone. Of course, most
Speaker 1: people have tried camels, but have you tried them lately?
Speaker 1: Since you've been smoking more? Give camels the T zone test. Now,
Speaker 1: Ask your taste about camel's flavor. You'll find it wears well,
Speaker 1: doesn't go flat. Ask your throat about camel's mildness. It's
Speaker 1: the best judge you can find. Thousands of smokers who
Speaker 1: are making their own T zone test that buy camels
Speaker 1: super drew a tea. Just remember that you're the one
Speaker 1: who's doing your smoking for steady pleasure.
Speaker 3: Dry camels.
Speaker 1: You'll find their slow burning, cooler, smoking, richer, tasting, milder
Speaker 1: better because camels are expertly and matchlessly blended of costlier tobaccos.
Speaker 9: So take a tip from your tea zone.
Speaker 1: Your throat and your taste will tell you. See here,
Speaker 1: camels get a fact. Tonight you'll want to buy a
Speaker 1: carton tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Taste when you threw this tiny day of some common.
Speaker 5: In eighteen sixteen he became sixty president. Now he's in
Speaker 5: the Hall of day, all the.
Speaker 8: Sectors, just five we sell so very sober, perfect per.
Speaker 3: That was leaf Stephen's off this with a camel quintet
Speaker 3: doing Abraham from the holiday in a Now, ladies and gentlemen, O,
Speaker 3: whyet have it? What does the matter? Hey? Look look
Speaker 3: what I got? Look at all the money. Wait a minute, castello,
Speaker 3: where did you get that roll of deals? I went
Speaker 3: outside for a minute. Just when I reached the corner,
Speaker 3: a guy ran out of the bank with a bag
Speaker 3: full of money, and he gave me something.
Speaker 5: He gave it, Hugh, What did he look like?
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell. He had such a bad call. He
Speaker 3: had a handkerchief tiy cross his nose. Well, you dumb cluck,
Speaker 3: that was a mass.
Speaker 5: The man was a bank robber.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think so happened? He was the president.
Speaker 3: He offered the summi the bank for a squawk, Sell
Speaker 3: you the bank for a squawk. Yeah, he said, one
Speaker 3: squawk out of you and I'll give you a business
Speaker 3: of all the dumbbells.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you go into the bank and investigate.
Speaker 3: I did go in. I want a way to run
Speaker 3: a business. I walked in a couple of crosses playing
Speaker 3: hide and seek.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous, honest.
Speaker 3: One guy was hiding in the closet. You got that
Speaker 3: guy was under the counter. There was nobody around the
Speaker 3: play with him. Then there was another guy.
Speaker 5: What other guy?
Speaker 3: He was trying to do trick, trying to do tricks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was laying on the floor trying to escape from
Speaker 3: a lot of rope.
Speaker 5: And you thought he was playing a game.
Speaker 3: Five time to play games? Uh, especially when he had
Speaker 3: a toothache. He didn't have a toothache. Not Then why
Speaker 3: did he have a plaster across his mouth? The man
Speaker 3: had a gag in his mouth. If he did, he
Speaker 3: never got a chance to tell it.
Speaker 5: You should have taken the plaster off his mouth.
Speaker 3: I did, and right away a guy started worrying about
Speaker 3: his rationing card.
Speaker 5: Worrying about his rationing card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he started yelling, they took the sugar, they took
Speaker 3: the shawl. No, no, no, costell the man. The man
Speaker 3: was yelling because he was stuck up, stuck off. Sure
Speaker 3: a five time to get a swell hat. No, somebody
Speaker 3: might have robbed the place.
Speaker 5: He did rob the plays.
Speaker 3: Look, was there anybody with him? Just a woman home him?
Speaker 5: Why didn't you mention her before?
Speaker 3: She didn't appeal to me? Oh did you pinch her? No?
Speaker 3: Then you should have held her. If I'd have held her,
Speaker 3: I'd have pinched her.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 5: Hello, bit, do you realize that by keeping the money
Speaker 5: and then think.
Speaker 3: The crooks get away, you've made yourself an the compass
Speaker 3: ten miles playing on the radio.
Speaker 5: Maybe we'll get a police report.
Speaker 3: Hurry up.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, hey, you cant have it.
Speaker 3: What's that? There's a message? Well, what does it say?
Speaker 3: Attention all citizens? The Fifth National Bank has just been
Speaker 3: held up five Black Feete and his gang of desperate bandits.
Speaker 3: One last scene. The gang was headed for their hideout
Speaker 3: at dead Pan Coach, also at Marches. Their accomplice describe
Speaker 3: this five feet tall, five feet Why that is all?
Speaker 3: That's me, mister five by five? Gosh, tell her you
Speaker 3: know the police are after you. Now you've got to
Speaker 3: capture that gang to clear yourself.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Now, you can't do it the room, So call a pussey.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Okay, hip pussy pass pushy, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Pushy no little please ten pen goal.
Speaker 3: She's in the heart of the cattle country. It's the
Speaker 3: home of the Western bandits and cattle rustlers. Then I'm
Speaker 3: just a guy, Abbott. I became a three letter man
Speaker 3: chasing cattle wrestlers. Oh how could you become a three
Speaker 3: letterman chasing cattle wrestlers? I sat on a branding iron.
Speaker 3: But did that cause you to catch the wrestlers? Catch him?
Speaker 3: I passed them. But this is going to be a
Speaker 3: long trip. You have to get an outfit.
Speaker 5: What are you going to wear?
Speaker 3: I'll wear a ten gallon hat, a tan shirt, a
Speaker 3: leather belt, and a blood hound. What pants a blood hound?
Speaker 3: Never mind the outpit. And another thing you lead is
Speaker 3: a horse.
Speaker 5: Have you got a horse?
Speaker 3: Have I got a horse? Yes?
Speaker 5: I got a horse, and he's my pile that swell.
Speaker 3: I eat with my horse. That's one. I drink with
Speaker 3: my horse. I even sleep with my horse. You sleep
Speaker 3: with your horse? I got it. It's just blanket.
Speaker 5: Now tell me can you ride a horse?
Speaker 3: You like to ride a horse? One time, Abbot, I
Speaker 3: rode two horses at once, standing up. I had my
Speaker 3: right foot on one horse, my left foot on the
Speaker 3: other horse. All of a sudden we came to a
Speaker 3: fork in the road. Each horse went in a different direction.
Speaker 5: That was a laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I split. Well, never mind the fret thing.
Speaker 3: The first thing you have to do is find the
Speaker 3: banness trail. When you do, you leap into the saddle,
Speaker 3: and the way you go. Your face is turn, your
Speaker 3: grip is sure, your clutch is ferm. How's my transmission?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: I last cezy quiet, and you're right.
Speaker 3: You ride out across the prairie. You ride for hours
Speaker 3: and hours on end. That sounds logical. Don't turn up,
Speaker 3: You ride and you ride until your trousers are worn thin. Finally,
Speaker 3: there you are. I know i'd come through. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: are you going to do?
Speaker 5: Are you going out after the bandits? Are you going
Speaker 5: to clear your name?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna clear my name. Habit had a boy, I'll
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 5: I know it's in you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it out of me right now. I'm on.
Speaker 3: I'll get them bandits. But just tell me one thing.
Speaker 3: If I get killed, what's gonna happen to that little
Speaker 3: fellow that depends on me? The poor little fellow won't
Speaker 3: get anything neat anymore, that poor little fellow, when you
Speaker 3: would have a roof over his head. If anything happens abit,
Speaker 3: it'll kill him, the poor little fellow.
Speaker 5: Costello, who is the poor little fellow?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: And here's Connie Haynes with a cabo Clinton the thing,
Speaker 1: and you, Juan of the old West, out on the.
Speaker 6: Plane down there, sat fae. I made a cowboy riding
Speaker 6: the range one day, and as the john alone, I
Speaker 6: heard him saying him almost peculiar a cowboys home. It
Speaker 6: was a pitty he learned in the pitty. Imna tell ye, yeah,
Speaker 6: he comna tell you say and get along, get him
Speaker 6: little cookies, get along, fed me on your way, Get
Speaker 6: along yet him little log is that a truck? Him
Speaker 6: on down the old bail way, singing his cat yeah
Speaker 6: in the tray this way, coma yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Comma.
Speaker 6: Singing his cowboys. He's just too much. He's gotta knock
Speaker 6: stop webstern accent with a problem touch.
Speaker 2: He was raised no.
Speaker 6: What you call wing half breeze, sang in his cat
Speaker 6: ya along in the pray interesting, coma yeah yeah, comma tip.
Speaker 2: His cowboys.
Speaker 5: He's just too He's.
Speaker 6: With a hall touche was raised on long go we
Speaker 6: he's what you call wing everye.
Speaker 11: Sang in this cow ya buggy in the strain way.
Speaker 6: Yea karmata. It's the cow cowbugy, the cowboy buggy.
Speaker 1: Now back to the adventures of our heroes Abbott and Costello,
Speaker 1: as we find them hot on the trail of the
Speaker 1: bank bandit Black Peat. Leading a posse of men, they
Speaker 1: track the villain to the lawless town of Dead Pan Gulch.
Speaker 1: Here they are riding up the main street of the
Speaker 1: town like spurs.
Speaker 3: Drink jule, dingo, dingo, jingo, jinko jingo.
Speaker 5: What's wrong?
Speaker 3: What's wrong?
Speaker 5: One of my spurs got stuck?
Speaker 3: Costella?
Speaker 9: What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 5: Why are you riding under e't your horse?
Speaker 3: Well? My horse isn't feeling well, have itt and the
Speaker 3: doctor told me to watch the stomach. Well, here we are, man,
Speaker 3: we'll probably find Black Peat in the Red Dog cafe
Speaker 3: across the street. Stop your horse, okay.
Speaker 5: Whoa bally, oh, whoa.
Speaker 3: Oo a A boy here, can easy me sit down?
Speaker 3: Whoa no, all right, man, everybody into the bar for
Speaker 3: a drink now, just a man, Your horse will stay outside,
Speaker 3: all right, Let's go in and listen, Castello. When we
Speaker 3: go through this door, have your gun ready if anybody moves, shoot.
Speaker 3: If anybody shoots, I'll move. Oh, speaking of my glory
Speaker 3: and my face, haven't listen to that? What a pair
Speaker 3: of pipes? Wish I was a pummer Stello? Don't you
Speaker 3: recognize term like pen ghat the same? Oh? My lane,
Speaker 3: the trick? Oh look at that lovely face. That face
Speaker 3: has made a fortune. Yeah, it runs into a nice figure.
Speaker 7: Hello boy, Hello boys?
Speaker 3: How big are men? Where you come from?
Speaker 7: Welcome to the red Darkfy?
Speaker 10: Did you like my song?
Speaker 7: What do you think of my range?
Speaker 3: Your range is lovely. In fact, I like your whole kitchen.
Speaker 10: Your flatter me. You're probably tired after your long trip.
Speaker 10: How about a drink?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll have a Crosby cocktail. What one drink and
Speaker 3: then bing.
Speaker 10: With your personality, I would suggest straight corn?
Speaker 3: What a fresh kid? Just a minute, Marlene, Now you
Speaker 3: see neither one of us is a drinking man. Do
Speaker 3: you have anything a little milder?
Speaker 10: Try a drink of this very mild wine.
Speaker 3: That sounds better. I'll try it just a minute.
Speaker 10: What's I don't understand that wine is made here by
Speaker 10: the happy Indians.
Speaker 3: Happy Indians. Well, the Indians are still hopping at it, Gorcella.
Speaker 3: That silly. Come on, let's go over and watch the
Speaker 3: boys play rolette.
Speaker 10: Yes, or perhaps you both would rather play a game
Speaker 10: with me, Poker Pharaoh black Jack.
Speaker 3: I'd rather play post office.
Speaker 10: But that's the.
Speaker 7: Kid's game, not the way I play it, you know,
Speaker 7: little fat man.
Speaker 10: I could go for someone like you.
Speaker 3: You could, Yes, do you know someone? Sure? A fresh
Speaker 3: shit and I love? Keep quiet, Costella. Don't talk like
Speaker 3: that to Marlena. She may know where black Pete is.
Speaker 3: Try to win her confidence. Turn on the charm. You know,
Speaker 3: I'll turn on a charm. Okay, watch me, Malena, my love?
Speaker 3: I adore you?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Malena?
Speaker 3: Will you let me be your slave? Will you let
Speaker 3: me do something for you that I have never done
Speaker 3: for any other woman? What?
Speaker 5: Will you let me press your slacks?
Speaker 3: Castella? Will you stop that? But you just don't know
Speaker 3: how to handle these Western girl? Oh, yes, I do
Speaker 3: have it, Malena. One time I was in love with
Speaker 3: a bulligatew girl. She was too bullyge toront at the kettle.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Well, she had a terrible time
Speaker 3: getting her caves together?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about Costella?
Speaker 3: You've never even been in love with the girl. Yes,
Speaker 3: I was. I can see her now. She always wore cotton.
Speaker 5: Stockings, cotton stockings.
Speaker 7: What happened to her?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Of all the girls I got tattooed on my chest.
Speaker 3: On your chest, Marlena, I love you the best, better than.
Speaker 5: The rest in the west.
Speaker 1: On my chest, on your chest.
Speaker 3: There's a n echo in the joint.
Speaker 5: Well, there's no question about it, Costella. Marlene and Dietrich
Speaker 5: just can't be bothered with a man like you.
Speaker 12: Marina, Is that true, oh lou, If you only had
Speaker 12: the eyes of clock Ebel, yes, the nose of Tyron Power, yes, yes,
Speaker 12: the chin of Gary Cooper, yes, the faith, the face
Speaker 12: of Pool.
Speaker 10: That's all, if you only had a face, Get nurse, I.
Speaker 3: Love here, Costella.
Speaker 5: We're wasting time.
Speaker 3: Did you forget why we came to the dead pan Guls.
Speaker 3: We've got the fine Black Pet's hide out, Black.
Speaker 10: Pete, he's the most dangerous character in these parts before.
Speaker 3: He don't bother me, but he's very tough.
Speaker 10: He eats little men like you every morning when he
Speaker 10: gets up.
Speaker 3: That's me, the breakfast off champions.
Speaker 5: No, why don't you give up this mad search.
Speaker 7: It can only lead to your death.
Speaker 3: I think you got something there, kid, I have it.
Speaker 3: I am scared. Ain't you scared?
Speaker 5: No, I am not scared.
Speaker 3: Then why are you buying my nails? But no matter
Speaker 3: what happens, I'm going after Black Pete mole enough and
Speaker 3: if I die, I want you to take your shirt
Speaker 3: of miners at keepsake.
Speaker 7: I suppose you don't die, then wash it and.
Speaker 3: Have it back by Monday. And no starching a collar either.
Speaker 3: Plesten Castella, cut out the foolishness. Now we line up
Speaker 3: everybody in the room until we find our man. That's right, abbit,
Speaker 3: everybody line up and let you have your pockets.
Speaker 5: Why are you making.
Speaker 3: Them empty their pockets? I lost my yoyo.
Speaker 10: Now wait a minute, boys, it's not necessary to look
Speaker 10: any further.
Speaker 8: I am Black Pete.
Speaker 3: You are what a fresh kid?
Speaker 10: What a stale plot?
Speaker 5: I think you got something there, Malena, I still don't
Speaker 5: believe all this is true. It is true.
Speaker 10: I took the money from the bank, but I did
Speaker 10: not steal it. It was my own money. It was
Speaker 10: my pin money.
Speaker 3: One hundred thousand dollars pin money.
Speaker 10: I have very expensive pins. If you don't believe me,
Speaker 10: I'll show you.
Speaker 7: I have all the money right here in my stocking.
Speaker 3: Look, Everett, what a cute bank. What a place to
Speaker 3: make it the pop? Oh, Malena, If I give you
Speaker 3: all my money from the bank, will you put it
Speaker 3: in your other stocking?
Speaker 5: Certainly that's now.
Speaker 3: I don't be an idiot. Your money is safer in
Speaker 3: the bank. Why do you want to put it in
Speaker 3: her stocking? But that's where it's gonna traw the most cyrus.
Speaker 1: Before we hear from Abadan Costello again, do you want
Speaker 1: to find out how hitting ground feels to a paratrooper, Well,
Speaker 1: just hop off the top of a truck going fifteen
Speaker 1: miles an hour. But don't try that until you're as
Speaker 1: husky as an All American halfback and as nimble as
Speaker 1: a circus tumbler. Even then, you'd have to learn plenty
Speaker 1: to qualify for the shoot troops. Fighter's as tough as
Speaker 1: any in the world, and whether your job is to
Speaker 1: dangle in midair from silk cords or whether you're making
Speaker 1: the shoots, you want to get the most out of
Speaker 1: your off duty moments. Take Helen Lynch, for instance, she
Speaker 1: works at the Pioneer parachute company making some of the.
Speaker 9: Shutes used by our paratroopers.
Speaker 1: Like so many of us, Miss Lynch is smoking more
Speaker 1: these days, and she sticks to camels, she said.
Speaker 7: Quote package after package.
Speaker 3: Camels never tire my taste or wear out.
Speaker 2: They're welcome.
Speaker 3: They have such a rich, full flavor, and they're so
Speaker 3: easy on my throat.
Speaker 1: Unquote. Camel is first in the service. Actual sales records
Speaker 1: in post exchanges and canteens show that with men in
Speaker 1: the Army, the Navy, the Marine Corps, and the Coastguard,
Speaker 1: camel is the favorite.
Speaker 3: Why is that?
Speaker 1: But just ask your own throat and taste. Camels have
Speaker 1: a full, rich flavor, the kind that wears well, doesn't
Speaker 1: go flat. Camels are milder too, and curl are smoking
Speaker 1: because they're slow burning. The big reason behind this camel
Speaker 1: goodness is costlier tobaccos blended in the year's old camel
Speaker 1: tradition of quality tobacco blending. If you're smoking more these days,
Speaker 1: try camels. Your throat and your tastes will tell you.
Speaker 1: See camels get a fact tonight, send the carton to
Speaker 1: that fellow in the service.
Speaker 9: And I'll worry about next week's program.
Speaker 1: You'll hear more music from Leith Stephens on the orchestra,
Speaker 1: more songs by Connie Haynes and the Camel Quinn's Head,
Speaker 1: and a gripping dramatic story of life in the Squared
Speaker 1: Circle with our guest star John Garfield. Now Here is
Speaker 1: a short preview of next week's program. Thousands of people
Speaker 1: are assembled in Madison Square Garden. All eyes are focused
Speaker 1: on the two fighters in the center of the ring,
Speaker 1: Killer Garfield and QP.
Speaker 3: Costello.
Speaker 1: There is a terrific exchange of blows. The crowd is
Speaker 1: on its feet, Costello is on his face.
Speaker 3: Costello, get up, get up, get up with your knees
Speaker 3: and quit playing with those marbles. What marbles? I'm picking
Speaker 3: up my feet.
Speaker 9: He turned toune the next Thursday night at the same time.
Speaker 1: For another big comedy show starring Bud Evan and Lou
Speaker 1: Costello with John Garfield. That's Our Guests, brought to you
Speaker 1: with the compliments of Camel Cigarette. Camel presents three great
Speaker 1: radio shows each week. Aberdan Costello on Thursday night. On
Speaker 1: Friday Night, It's The Camel Caravan.
Speaker 9: With Lanny Ross, Herb Shriner.
Speaker 1: Xavier Cougat and Our Town and Monday Nights. Blondie Bolena Dietrich,
Speaker 1: who appeared with US tonight, has just competed a new
Speaker 1: Universal picture Pittsburgh with John Wayne and Randolph Scott. And
Speaker 1: here's the latest news about the Camel Caravans, those swell.
Speaker 9: Traveling shows that entertain our boys.
Speaker 1: In the Army camps. Fifteen Army and Navy training.
Speaker 5: Stations will be visited this week, including.
Speaker 1: Camp Gordon, Georgia, Camp Pendleton, California, and Campcroft, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: This is Ken Niles speaking for the makers of Camel
Speaker 1: Cigarettes and wishing you all a very pleasant good night.
Speaker 1: Ever see a pipe wearing a muzzle, No, sir, and
Speaker 1: you never will, cause that won't keep it from Biden.
Speaker 1: Thing to do is get Prince Albert, the brand that
Speaker 1: snow bite treated for real smoke and comfort. Another thing,
Speaker 1: PA's Crimp Cut and that means it packs firm and
Speaker 1: easy and gives you cool. One match burning, you'll find
Speaker 1: around fifty mild rich tasting pipe pulls in every handy
Speaker 1: pocket package of Prince Albert. Try p a for pipe appeal.
Speaker 9: You'll agree.
Speaker 1: It's the national joy smoke. This program has come to
Speaker 1: you from Hollywood. This is the national broadcasting company,