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Speaker 1: Craft Presents. The Great Guilders.

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Speaker 2: Leave the Craft Cheese Company, who also bring you ving

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crossby every Thursday night present each week at this time,

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Harold Perry is the Great guilder Sleeve written by Leonard L.

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Speaker 1: Levinson.

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Speaker 2: Now it's time to join that busy businessman, that solid citizen,

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and that unctious uncle rock Morton p Guildersleeve, who's arrived

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home from the office an hour earlier than usual today

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because of a splitting headache.

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Speaker 3: Welcome are so what are you doing home at this

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How good afternoon?

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Speaker 1: Adri I closed the office early on economist splitting headache.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's too bad.

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Speaker 1: Are you feeling just wonderful?

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Speaker 3: What about the headache?

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Speaker 1: Oh? She went home? She yes, I didn't have the headache.

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It was my secretary, Miss Rep. Vogel. I kept telling

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the girl, poor girl, to get glasses, but she thinks

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they'll spoil her good looks.

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Speaker 4: If that girl ever wore glasses, she could see that

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she hasn't any good looks.

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Speaker 1: That's probably why she doesn't wear them anyhow. After she left,

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I yes, I got a touch of spring fever. Oh

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you did, yes, you know in the spring a young

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man's fancy It lightly turns at the thoughts. That's from

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Lochley's Hall at Tennyson.

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Speaker 3: What she wish? You can't imagine what wander into our backyard?

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Just now, high uncle morsh there's a golf in our backyard.

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Speaker 1: You a goat.

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Speaker 3: You're a real life billy goat with all the accessories

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appear at one end of the tail.

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Speaker 1: Of the other, and two horns well, and a very

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good bumper too, I'll bet what's it doing in our yard?

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Speaker 3: Well, it pulled up some of those onions you planted,

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and right now it's having dinner onions. I never planted it. Oh,

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good heaven because of my crocus boats. Why didn't you

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stop him? Uncle mare, please come along.

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Speaker 1: And help, certainly, my dear, come along, Leroy, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Gee, crocus, you'll crop the.

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Speaker 1: Goat, Leroy, I can see you don't know very much

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about a goat. Suggestion.

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Speaker 3: Now you'll get right out of my flower garden, you

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old devil.

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Speaker 4: Make himself eating my flowers.

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Speaker 3: That find the class.

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Speaker 1: It's all right, my dear. No see here. What's the

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goat's name, Leroy, I don't know. We just can't call

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him anonymous. Oh I know, let's call him Horace. After

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Judge Horace Booker. There's quite a resemblance between those two

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old goats, anyway, Uncle Morre, you don't really mean that, No, Leroy,

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the goat's more intelligent looking.

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Speaker 3: Oh hurry, Uncle Mooy. Well you've been talking. That got

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eating four crocus, all the masters, and now he started.

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Speaker 1: On my lilling last he has has a You get

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away from those lillies horse quickly now before you wind

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up pulling one of them. It looks like Horace has

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been eating the radishes too. Hey, come on, Leroy, help

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me drag him out of there.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I can handle him myself. Uncle More, come on

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out of their horrice, old boy, nice little gals, Come on,

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palsy welsey out a boy. That's right. You see how

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you have to do is treat him with kindness. Oh look,

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Uncle morn he likes you.

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Speaker 1: Well, isn't that to you?

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Speaker 3: Without Uncle mart he's chewing asleep, yeah he is.

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Speaker 1: And stop that Horace. Let go unhand me, sir, Yes, Horace.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want sleep? You might truck on the buttons.

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Speaker 1: Be nice to your uncle mort I'm not that goat's

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uncle mort A Lee Roy, you take this silly billy

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back to its owner.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who he belongs to. Nobody around here

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keeps goats. She must have wandered in from out of town.

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Speaker 1: You can wander right back out again. You hear that goat?

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Beat it ski doo? If vamoos that's Spanish for scram

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ley roy if hypercasa? What's that that Portuguese for vamooz.

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Speaker 3: Gordee zunk? Couldn't we keep him for just a little while?

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Speaker 1: E boy, We're not running a bye the wee for

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belligerent billy goats.

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Speaker 3: But he'd make a keen pet.

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Speaker 1: Young man, your pets have been my peeve. We've let

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you keep rabbits, turtles, and frogs and chipmunks, but goats

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some more than I can stomach, and goodness knows I

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can stomach a lot.

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Speaker 3: I agree, uncle Lord. Now how can we get rid

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of him?

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Speaker 1: I call the city hall?

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Speaker 3: City Hall?

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Speaker 1: Yes, there must be some department down there that handles

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runaway goats.

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Speaker 3: But gee, uncley, can't we just keep him?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, my boy. In the first place,

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he doesn't belong to us. The second place, whoever owns

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he might want him back. In the third place, I

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won't have him tearing up our place in the first place.

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Speaker 5: Quiet you, Hello, hello, hello, now welcome bore.

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Speaker 3: Don't lose your temper.

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Speaker 1: Why shouldn't I lose my temper? Been on this telephone

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that I've gotten a cauliflower ear.

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Speaker 3: Maybe no one that's down the city hall wants a goat.

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Speaker 1: There must be some department that handles him down there, Leroy,

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by George, what are we paying taxes for? Operator? Wake up?

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Good afternoon, Hall, Oh, good afternoon, My dear. Did you

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have a nice nap?

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Speaker 3: Why are you want? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is still Frock Martin P. Gillersley.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the governor.

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Speaker 1: One one moment, please, I'd like to see Hitler hold

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his breath for one of her moments. Leroy, did you

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tie that goat to the tree like I told you to?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I did. Uncle. He chewed through the rope. Oh dear,

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what's he doing now? I'm just standing there eating the

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rest of the rope.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's give him enough rope and maybe he'll operator.

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I want somebody to come and get my goat.

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Speaker 3: Well, hold on, here.

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Speaker 6: You are, oh helth broklan.

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Speaker 1: Ohod last, mister inkwistl. I'm calling about a goat, all right?

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Speaker 6: That's not my line. I don't have no sick goats.

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Speaker 1: But this goat isn't sick. Then you want Percy Hodkin

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just a second? Hello all Bonkin speaking Hello mister Bodkin.

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We've got to go down at our house. I know

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as any knows. How does it smell terrible? I've heard

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that one. No, no, no, this is a perfectly healthy goat.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure has it had a physical lately?

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Speaker 1: Look? It's straight into y yi. We want you to

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come and take it away, But I'm just the inspector

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of got smell. This isn't nanny goat. It's a bill.

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Oh bill, he's out to lunch now, I haven't called you.

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Speaker 3: When he gets back, operator, Operator.

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Speaker 4: I'm dying to help you.

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Speaker 3: Hecoy locked and found. Go ahead and.

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Speaker 6: Next all, I understand you're lost of court. What kind

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over good top coach support?

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Speaker 1: Go No? No, not a coat a goat or go yeah?

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Get in the city hard No here at home?

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Speaker 3: How could you lose a golt at home?

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Speaker 6: You probably just mislead it was.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mislaid it. I found it.

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Speaker 6: Well, then if you found it, why are you bothering me?

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Speaker 1: Because it isn't mind.

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Speaker 6: But does the court hit you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a coat, it's a goat. It's g

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ot goat.

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Speaker 6: Oh now I understand. I switch you are with the

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park Commission. They use him on the day.

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Speaker 1: Use what on the lake boats? Hell? No operator operator,

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city planning commission. I don't want the Planning Commission. I

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just want to find out how to get rid of

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a goat.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the phone girl told me. All you have to

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do is come down here and sign a complaint. I'll

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be glad to Then what happens, We'll send a policeman out.

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He'll arrest that man. He can't keep a goat in

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the residential zone. Yeah, all right here, right time for you?

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And fought off the bed.

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Speaker 3: Oh but gee, it's early. Can I read to the

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end of the chapter?

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Speaker 1: No, young man, before you go to your room, I

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want you to go outside and chase that miserable goat

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out of our yard. You mean tonight right now? Locked

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the gates so we can't get back in again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a pretty tough break for the old fellow.

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No place to turn too late at nice.

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Speaker 1: I thought you just said it was early, sure.

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Speaker 3: For me, but not for a ghost it's pretty sad.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's not get sentimental about a billy goat.

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Speaker 3: You haven't. How would you feel if it was a

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cold night and you were all alone in a strange

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city and you were a ghost.

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Speaker 1: Well I'd feel. How do I know I'm not a goat? Well?

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Speaker 3: Uncle, wa just supposing you were?

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Speaker 1: Horace is Leroy? Sit down, We're going to have a

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little man to man talk.

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Speaker 3: Cheer a candy hearty.

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Speaker 1: Just sit down, young man. Oh, I don't want to

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appear hard hearted, but we've got to look at this

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entire goat problem from the practical standpoint. Understand, yes, sir, Now,

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first of all, am I this goat's keeper. Did I

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invite him to come here and live with us?

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Speaker 3: But you never told him he couldn't come either, Uncle,

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what I've.

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Speaker 1: Got let's be called about this, LeRoi. The trouble with you,

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young man, is that you're too impulsive rare. Yes, you

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should carefully consider what you're jumping into and then don't jump.

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Why what business would we have owning a goat?

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Speaker 3: Of course, well business we can run him out to

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the neighbors as a lawnmower.

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Speaker 1: That's not the point, Leroy. Let's get down to cold

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bear facts.

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Speaker 3: Sure, poor old Horace is cold and bear, and that's

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a fact, and harmless and lonesome too.

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Speaker 1: But you've got to realize, my boy, that that isn't

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our fault.

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Speaker 3: Oh I do want, And I realized it wouldn't be

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our fault either if we threw him out and it

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started to rain and he caught cold and wound up

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with double pneumonia.

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Speaker 1: Yes, double oh, yes, that's perfectly true. If you think

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it's going to rain, who are we care if it does.

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I never heard of a goat catching double ammonia before.

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Speaker 3: Who suppose he doesn't. Then he may start to death

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or get run over by a truck.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'd hate to think that, Leroy. Maybe I've been

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too impulsive.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, well, I guess I'm gonna go out and

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chase Horrace out of our backyard.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, you don't even bother my boy. I'll take

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care of those things myself. But you said that I

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was supposed Never mind, Leroy, it might rain, and if

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that poor old goat hasn't got anywhere else to go,

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it won't hurt us if he spends the night under

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our mouthberry bunch.

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Speaker 3: She results and we're gonna keep it there.

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Speaker 1: You go, acting impulsive again.

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Speaker 3: He hasn't given us any trouble since he had his don.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember what he had for dinner? A delicious

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set of Grandma Guilders leaves, lace curtains.

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Speaker 3: But he won't do it again. I'll watch a month.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll see, Leroy. I'm gonna see that. You get

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straight to bed. Come on, I'm going to come with me.

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I'm going to my room anyway. There's an old blanket

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in my closet I'm gonna take outside for that goat

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in case it gets cold tonight or if he gets hungry.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think you need to bother lock. He'll

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he'll be just fine without that.

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Speaker 1: Well, seeing that I am the host, of course I

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might as well as the leroy. What's going on in

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your room?

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Speaker 6: Nothing?

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Speaker 7: Hey, well let's take a look, leroy, Look at your

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mackerst that's the last straw.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that was the last straw? Judge Hooker, No,

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I put that horse horas, I mean that goat. I

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put him outside after that, and he spent the night

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bleeding his brains out. What have you done about it today?

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I placed an ad in the Lost and Found section

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of the newspaper. I expect this about.

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Speaker 3: Judge Hooker joy the latest news about the giddy slee goodles.

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Because you haven't you haven't been known with me.

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Speaker 8: Well, we haven't had so much excitement in the neighborhood

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since said don'tnut Judge ran over that coffee salesman.

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Speaker 1: My goodness, Doddy, what's happened now?

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Speaker 3: Well, your good is about the worst habit. He's playing

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games with everybody. What's on the game, Well, it's one

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called button button. Who's gonna get the button?

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Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness, usually tied to somebody playing dropped the handkerchief,

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and then the goat plays Cop Stiffin's blot.

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Speaker 3: And the thing go here.

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Speaker 1: It's true. Great jumping jeeps. Come on, Judge, let's go.

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Thank you for telling us. Doddie, there's all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, immediacy. They's going to sue you for damages. For

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the life of me, I can't see why they want

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more damages.

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Speaker 1: Shake a lake, Judge, before that goat busted me into bankruptcy. Oh,

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by George, there he is not. He's a cute looking fellow. Yes,

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A lot of people who think you're cute looking to judge,

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and for the very same reason. What do you mean, Oh,

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any similarity between you and that goat is purely coincidental.

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But there's still definitely a similarity, eh Bertie, afternoon afternoon

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to you.

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Speaker 2: To judge.

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Speaker 1: I don't suppose the owner of that goat showed up,

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No he didn't.

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Speaker 9: He's a powerful, smart man, that man is. However, there

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was another man around here looking for to buy that goat.

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Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you sell it to him? Well, not

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supposed I did, and the owner showed up.

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Speaker 3: That's how people get their selves into pokey.

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Speaker 1: But we have a legal right to sell this animal, now,

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haven't we judged?

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 6: The decision was handed down in state of Nebraska versus

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two unclaimed guinea pigs, later amended to ask a versus

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unspecified number of guinea bag.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, judge. Now, Britty, do you remember the name

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of the man who wanted to buy that goat? No,

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that don't. Oh what a pity.

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Speaker 3: But he left his card here?

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Speaker 1: Oh his card? Good, let's have thanks you. I'll pick

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it up, and never mind, Brady, I'll get it. Look, Gail,

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they get up here comes that goat. What you say,

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jus goat. Come on.

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Speaker 3: Here, let me help you out.

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Speaker 1: You aren't hurt.

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Speaker 7: Are you guilty?

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Speaker 1: No? No, of course not, judge. I'm just practicing forced landings.

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Where is that goat? You better get rid of him.

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Speaker 3: That's guilty.

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Speaker 1: That's just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sell him

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right now. Where's that man's card? I dropped? But it

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wasn't in the grass a minute ago? Yes, it was

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right away. Oh, somebody stopped that goat. Yo, it's too

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lady just chewed up the cart with a customer's name.

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Speaker 2: We'll hear from the Great jailer sleeve again in just

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the moment. But first, I want to spread the good news.

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All you busy homemakers will be tickled pink to know

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that there is a way to make delicious macaroni and

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cheese fast. In fact, you can make fluffy, light macaroni

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drenched in cheese goodness in just seven minutes cooking time.

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The product called Kraft Dinner holds the secret of this speech.

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In every Kraft Dinner package there's a quick cooking macaroni

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that needs no baking at all.

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Speaker 1: Also, some craft grated that.

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Speaker 2: In a twinkling gives your grand cheese flavor through and through.

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Just seven minutes at the stove, and you have a

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marvelous main dish, fluffy, tender macaroni drenched in cheese goodness.

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The family will say Kraft dinner is just about the

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best macaroni and cheese you ever made, and you will

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say Kraft Dinner is a positive treasure on days when

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you have to work fast to get luncheon on time,

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or for dinners when you've spent the afternoon shopping or

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working late on your defense job. So stock the emergency

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shelf tomorrow with several packages of Craft dinner. Now let's

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return to the great Guildersleeve, who's putting the finishing touches

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on a temporary goat pen the hold horse until he

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can be sold, given away, or just tied to some

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fence and ran from.

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Speaker 1: Hell. We a lei roy And there you are, mister goat. Yeah, oh,

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but I'm tired. I'm going to take a nap in

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the hammick leroy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you take it easy. I'm going on with piggybank

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House and see if his mother'll let him take hers.

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Speaker 1: All right, Only don't wake me up unless she's foolish

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enough to say yes.

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Speaker 3: Gee, poor uncle morph he's getting to the eggway. He

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can't take these things. Oh my gosh, Dames LeRoi, we've

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been looking for you, haven't we.

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Speaker 5: Girl.

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Speaker 8: That's all right.

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Speaker 3: We just come to my birthday lesson.

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Speaker 8: We needed this and click the practice on before we

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forget everything we learned.

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Speaker 4: Just now, come on, little man, let us standied you up. No,

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I'm going shall the last time you guys wrapped up

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my leg.

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Speaker 3: My foot was asleep all afternoon. Besides, I gotta see

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a lay a bottle ghost. Now it looks like we'll

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have to practice on each other. Oh no, let let's

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see at thirty here, right, Oh, Bertie, would you like

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to come out here and be a victim, a victim

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of wasn't miss March circumstances of a broken leg, rain,

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burns everything.

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Speaker 9: No, ma'am, I have absolutely no inclinations in that direction.

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Speaker 4: We just wanna practice first day down you. We're just

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gonna pretend that you're hurt.

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Speaker 3: Can't you do it just pretending I'm there too.

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Speaker 9: I've got a pressing engagement to press that dress you

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wants to wear to night.

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Speaker 1: But if you want me to leave that to go,

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oh no.

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Speaker 3: No, no, berdie, No, we'll we'll find someone else. They might.

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Speaker 8: Isn't that you hurkle over there in the HAMMOCKA ask he.

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Speaker 3: Make an overly jolly patience, wouldn't he? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Do you think we've gotten enough bandages to go around?

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Speaker 3: Let's go ask him? Come on, well, let's be quiet. Please,

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do you mind if we.

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Speaker 8: Usual to dummy to practice at first? Seat on and

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the kind of nobody else will? And you don't have

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to disturb yourself in the least says? We can go

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right ahead just the way you are.

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Speaker 1: This shoe flies away.

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Speaker 3: He's asleep. We shouldn't disturbing dotty if uncome on a sleep.

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Speaker 4: I don't think even Dotty can disturb him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you mean it's all right to proceed?

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Speaker 1: Sure, just as.

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Speaker 4: Long as we don't treat him too roughly or push

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him out of the hammock.

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Speaker 3: Oh gooddie, I've just been waiting for a chance.

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Speaker 8: Like just to practice my journey because now just an'll tell.

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Speaker 4: Mister Gilders, well, this would be a good time to

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work on chest bands. You no, I'm afraid we'd have

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to get him up for that. Well, couldn't I just

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roll a bandage around here, Amanda Hammock.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, that would being logical. Well what are

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you going to do, Margie? Oh? I think I'll work

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on that treatment for burns.

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Speaker 4: And rub some of the stab and uncle saith. You'll

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probably keep him from getting sunburned too. M ooh, this

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Sam is certainly strong.

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Speaker 3: Your uncle is certainly a sound sleeper. Yeah, just listen

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to that sound.

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Speaker 4: I never thought it would take so many mad bandies

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as you go around your uncles.

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Speaker 3: To come from mart Yeah. That takes him a lot

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of territory, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: Got what?

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Speaker 4: This stuff is sticky and you want to have an

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extra handkerchiem just this second and I'll be through then.

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Speaker 3: Dolly dumpson, what are you doing to my uncle?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 3: I'm just tightening this turn cat? But good heaven, Dotty,

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you never use a tony get on the neck. That's

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maybe we better help him sit up. We can't sit up.

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He's Dandy's the hammer in that case, we better Oh

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my goodness, what's that? Just got one's out?

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Speaker 1: Get out?

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Speaker 3: You try to just says into the house or him.

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Speaker 1: I can't leave Uncle Moore like this. Oh here comes,

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I can't get up if who tied me down here? Well,

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why'd you do it?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: It's you. What do you want you get away from me? Oh?

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Your nose is cold? Yeah? Quit flicking my face, Horace.

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Your beard tickles, mister.

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Speaker 3: Gilsey, don't you.

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Speaker 9: I think you'd better figure out some way to get

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rid of that goat, because the animosity against him on

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the outside is beginning to penetrate on the inside.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Bertie, Well, I happen to know

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a certain.

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Speaker 9: Very reliable and capable cook who has been offered a

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most lucrative position in a completely golpeless household.

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Speaker 1: Oh should I be more pacific? No? No, no, I

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think I understand, Bertie. And I'm trying to get rid

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of Horrse too.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: I sure hope you does it instantaneously too.

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Speaker 9: I'm tired of flying a kite from the second floor

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every time I got clothed to dry and wear the

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skin it whenever I have to bustle out into the yards.

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Speaker 3: And you folks ain't had it so.

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Speaker 9: Easy either, now, buffet dinners every night standing up.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's not go into that, Bertie. It's a painful subject.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm boy, I didn't know you were.

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Speaker 1: Here, Come here, young man, Oh meah, of course you, leroy.

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Did you have anything to do with Horace chasing the

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postman down the street and then eating our morning mails?

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Speaker 3: Well, all the indirectly, Uncle Moore. You see, I was

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trying to train him to fetch the mail inside every morning,

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the way Piggybank's dog does.

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Speaker 10: Well.

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Speaker 1: He fetched it inside all right, saying we ought to

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buy him a muscle. What's the use he'd eat that too.

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What we should do is saw off his horns, trim

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off his beard, and then tip off the dog catcher.

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Speaker 3: Oh you can't do that, uncle more.

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Speaker 1: He likes you.

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Speaker 3: Every time he sees you a look steals into his great, big,

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beautiful blue eyes.

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Speaker 1: Too bad I couldn't see that look. When I was

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bending over to find the keyhole last night he knocked

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me clear into the sitting room. Now what as if

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I didn't know? Yes, that's me. I'm from the city Hall.

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Speaker 10: Do you keep a goat on these premises and violations

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the city's owning coat?

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Speaker 1: Of course you do. I can see him from here.

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Speaker 10: You down, Elisa, to conduct the goat Darry has provided

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for in the civil statues of the state. I thought,

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nut as a has had go proven the nuisance, diserver

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of the peace and menace of life, limb and real

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estate values. I thought as much better get rid of it,

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one skilleder sleeve. That goat is putting into everybody's business today.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's enough of meat. Get your cat ley, Roy,

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and come along.

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Speaker 3: Okay, where are we going?

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Speaker 1: You heard the man. We're gonna take that backyard battering

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ram out of the country and get rid of him. Hey, here, horse,

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come on, nice little goat. Sure you lead him around

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to the car leroy.

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Speaker 3: All right, careful, Lucky, you'll type your shoelaces on time.

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Speaker 1: Lace on time. Oh thank you, I've got to pick

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it out.

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Speaker 3: Oh forget, I'm kicking TRD.

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Speaker 1: I don't see him where I fooled him that time.

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I'm wearing my air raid warden Healbert where he'll do

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the most good.

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Speaker 3: Let's play that for him up ahead, the farmer.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, but this is all right, Stop me, Roy.

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I never thought there were so many goat haters in

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this part of the country. Hello there, neighbor, Hello there,

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how would you like to buy a dandy go to

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the cheap price? No, no, thank you, yanker. Mane.

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 6: It's goats's too stoborn.

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Speaker 1: They're used blank yeahs, sir, But just look at this animal.

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He's a genuine gym, a genuine jim. He looked more

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like a york You can have him for only two dollars.

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Speaker 4: No, No, too high?

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm tired of hauling him around the countryside.

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You can have him for nothing.

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Speaker 6: That's still too high.

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Speaker 1: Well, and suppose I give you three or four dollars?

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How about that for No? You were yashing me. I'm

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not yashing you, joshing you? Well, what do you say?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: But why not?

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Speaker 6: That goat is for ten dollars for sure? If you

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ask glass something done wrong? Sure you get along now

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get off man property. Don't want no dealings, mad hot goat?

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Speaker 1: Well for the hot?

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Speaker 3: Oh hars, what have you done?

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Speaker 9: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Look at the upholstery in the back seat.

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Speaker 1: The upholstery. Where is it? I get away? All right, brother,

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this is the end of the line.

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Speaker 3: What did that do?

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Speaker 1: Open that back door, leroy, and I'll get out of

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horse door quickly. Roy, goodbye, yeah, goodbye horse. Well let's

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get home, leroy.

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Speaker 7: H my goodness, look, we're all a ghastly Roy or

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it's getting away from most tires.

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Speaker 9: It's seven o'clocks March. You still want to wait dinner

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for mister Gilson leaving me royal?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, Bertie, just a little while longer anyhow. Oh

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I do hope they come back without that goat.

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Speaker 9: Yes, ma'am, And so does everybody else who's ever come

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in contact with him.

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Speaker 3: Thought to give the devil his dues.

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Speaker 9: That heart had the most personality I ever saw in

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a goat.

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Speaker 3: Too bad?

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Speaker 1: Was all negative.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know what we'll do, say, bring him

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back again? Do you think we can hide him someplace

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when the neighbors wouldn't find out? No, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: They shall get the wind of it somehow.

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Speaker 3: I guess you're right, well.

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Speaker 1: Bertie, yes, sir.

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Speaker 3: How about that horse goat?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: We found out who owned him and gave him back,

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you did? Who does he belong to?

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Speaker 1: The Summerfield railroad yards?

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Speaker 3: A railroad yards? Well, I've heard a donkey.

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Speaker 9: And jews and cowcatchers for what the boats do.

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Speaker 1: On the railroad. Well it Horace works down at the stockyards.

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He leads the sheep out of the pins and into

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the box cards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when he ran away, they thought he'd been shipped

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somewhere by mistake.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they would tear be glad to get him back again,

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because it's practically impossible to move the sheep unless he

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leads them.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank goodness, that's all over. Who said?

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Speaker 9: Now if you poke it off, I'll put din on

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right away?

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Speaker 1: Oh dinner? And if I got an appetite me too,

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come on? Come on? Yes, sure you don't know what

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a load this is off my shoulders? Why I feel like?

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If I feel like something wrong? What's that noise outside?

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Speaker 3: You gotta go to the door, uncle, Yes, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Soon find out.

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Speaker 7: Ah quate jumping keeps horse has come back again, and

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he's brought all his blue sheep friends with the.

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Speaker 2: Great deelous Lave will be with us again in just

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a few minutes. Meanwhile, I'd like to mention that macaroni

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and cheese is one of America's favorite dishes, and now

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Kraft makes it possible for you to prepare this favorite

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dish in only seven minutes.

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Speaker 1: You do it with a product called Kraft Dinner.

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Speaker 2: For Kraft Dinner gives you a special quick cooking macaroni

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that gets fluffy tender in boiling water in a hurry,

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no need to blanch and bake this macaroni. Also on

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the Kraft Dinner package is some craft grated that puts

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grand cheese flavor into the macaroni. Quick You spend just

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seven minutes at the stove to get tender macaroni drenched

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in cheese goodness. It's a kitchen miracle that will thrill

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you and delight the whole family. Kraft Dinner is a

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main dish all by itself, four good servings in every box.

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If you serve it molded into a ring and filled

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with cream seafood, you have a real party dish in

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a jiffy. So don't bother with blanching and baking macaroni anymore.

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Don't fuss with grating cheese and making a cream sauce.

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Give them grand macaroni and cheese cooked in seven minutes.

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Stock up on Kraft Dinner tomorrow, Ladies and gentlemen. In

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this war that we're fighting, there are a million stirring

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stories of valor and endurance and personal sacrifice. At this

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very moment, on every ocean, men of our navy are

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writing and heroic page in our.

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Speaker 4: History, and in order that they may fight with untroubled hearts,

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secure in the knowledge that their loved ones at home

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are not in distress. The Navy Relief Society is asking

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us to contribute a fund of five million dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Marjorie. For forty years, the men of our Navy,

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Marine Corps and Coastguard have provided immediate direct relief for

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their dependents themselves. But now since Pearl Harbor, the need

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has become much greater, and so all of us are

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going to have the privilege of helping give.

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Speaker 4: Now and give generously, either to your local Navy Relief

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Drive or to the Navy Relief Society.

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Speaker 3: Seven thirty fifth Avenue, New York City.

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Speaker 1: That's right, seven thirty fifth Avenue, New York City. Thank you,

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and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Original music heard on

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this program was composed and conducted by William Rambo. This

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is Jim Bannon's thinking of the Craft Teese Company.

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Speaker 2: I'm inviting you to be worked us again next week

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at the same time for the further adventures of the

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Great Yelders League.

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Speaker 1: This program has come to you from Hollywood. This is

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the nice little Broadcasting Company