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Speaker 1: Freddie.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm best known for knocking down chimneys, but

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on occasion I've knocked down other things as well. I've

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knocked down church spires, I've knocked down barns houses. I

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do believe I wants to even knock down at Pete Sylvan.

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It's nice to mix things up now and then. So

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be it with this week's Tom and Jerry Show. That's

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all I have to say about that.

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Speaker 1: I'll see the.

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Speaker 3: It might be a bank holiday, but there's no days

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off for the Tom and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 1: I've putting in for overtime anyway. That look, I'll take

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time in a quarter if you'll offer, if you'll give

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it to me, j I'll take time and a quarter

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and that not another bit less. Have you keep it?

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Speaker 3: I'm not keeping too bad, buddy, have and hello everybody.

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I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom of my honey. You might

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have picked a rare episode to start listening to the

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Tom and Jerry Show if this is your first episode,

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but we'll get into it all the same. It is

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a bank call on a Monday, as myself and Tom

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record this, even though you're listening to it on a Thursday,

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and for the bank holiday that's in the Tom we

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said we'd take no days off, but we said we

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might take a different approach to the show this week.

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Speaker 1: What are they I think it's worth it because people's

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brains too, maybe they can't be overloaded, although they do

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get it by Thursday and stuff put you know what

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I mean. And sometimes we want to ease them back

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in after the first the proper summer bank holiday and

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these ourselves back into a chair rather than the typical format,

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which is a format you know, I'll tell.

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Speaker 3: You what it is. We've we've threatened about doing this

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for a while with the Tom and Jerry Show, where

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we would just have a bit of a bladder skate episode,

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whereas we just let the intro of the show run

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for an hour. We tell people what the social media

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channels are we going to fuck home?

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Speaker 1: Well? Do you know what it is too? Sometimes we

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have stories from the weekends that don't really fit with

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the and we have to, you know, we got to

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get them out of the way to get into our

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subjects too, you know, And we've often joke on Jesus Christ,

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we could stay talking about screwdrivers for not to say

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that this episode is going to be all about screwdrivers,

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but one or two of them, buddy, If that's what

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the listeners want, we're more than happy to do it.

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But for this one, I think it's well worked. Just

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in Alnatther do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm going to tell you. We'll

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get into it anyway if we if we, if we

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find ourselves scrambled in ten minutes, then we might go,

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oh shit, fucking look up the news time. But for

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the purposes of this bit here, it's a band called

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the Blatherer skate episode. We are the Weekly? What have you?

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We are these lads and this is a bunch of

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shit we remember from Tom o'many over there and Jerry McBride,

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my good, So how does that sound for your buddy?

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Speaker 1: I like it and I'm down for that.

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Speaker 3: And here's the other thing with this, with this sort

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of more chilled out episode normally, folks, And if you've

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ever listened to our show before, you'll know it might

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must be apparent from the end result that we did

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fuck all prep for to me at least have outlined

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who is this lad and who is the Weekly?

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Speaker 1: One would be fair to go into a show Jerry,

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you're doing as a disservice. I've been involved in lots

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of podcasts, and I can tell you Jerry's production work

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behind the scenes is actually good.

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Speaker 3: It is good. It is good to say all that

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to say, this week's episode is hot and fresh out

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the kitchen. I have no idea what Tom's going to

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tell me for his crack. And I don't think Tom,

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you were prepared for me to turn around and say,

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on this bank hall on the weekend, guess what I did?

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Go on? What did you do?

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Speaker 1: Can I guess? Actually? Can I guess? Let me guess

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if you guess this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay? Uh?

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Speaker 1: First of all, did you go away leave? You didn't? Okay,

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you did too. You didn't leave the property, you replaced

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the toilet? No?

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Speaker 3: No, Tom, And I think we might be we might

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be here a while before you'd ever guessed this one.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck did you do? Did you take a

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makeup course online or something?

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Speaker 3: You know? Tom? I got pepper sprayed?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now, I knew Dublin was I knew Dublin was

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going to fuck But Jesus Christ, and are you holding

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an oil protest inside your own property.

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Speaker 3: And curious about being pepper sprayed and wondered what it

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was like. Let me assure you and the listeners of

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the Tom and Jerry Show, it fucking sucks, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is not something you didn't accidentally open it

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like a fortune cookie from fucking the Chinese up the road.

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Speaker 3: All five spices.

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Speaker 1: What in the name of Christ? We need the scenario

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and then the why, and then the how.

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Speaker 3: Well, Tom, okay, so how did I come to have

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pepper spray in the house? Probably is the first one.

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Speaker 1: Right, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean okay, I mean

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I've heard of people haveing for What purpose did you

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have because now you have it in your lungs? What

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purpose did you have the pepper spray in the house?

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Speaker 3: Far ahways they say in falling down town defense?

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Speaker 1: Okay, right, you have it in the house for defense?

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Are you allowed to have it? Well? Don't When this drops, Tom,

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I don't have it anymore because I know, like people

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get bear spray and stuff like that. You can get

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that SENTI here, but I don't know about the pepper spray.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, well we'll come to Okay. So first and

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foremost it must be said, it's not my pepper spray.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, right, okay, all right. I bought

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my family's pepper spray.

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Speaker 3: I bought my wife pepper spray for our birthday. Nice.

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Speaker 1: Nice, I get that. I a hundred percent get that.

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We have female listeners. Right now, we're going to fuck.

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That wasn't all you got it for a birthday? Right?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I gotta get a holdster.

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Speaker 1: You got a holster. You gotta tasteer and holsters.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Tom, I got her. I got her just

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as a joke present. I got pepper spray, but I

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got her a whole sauce set as well.

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Speaker 1: I once got herself was out about she had to

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go from she needed to go to whatever pharmacy to

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get makeup. And I try to pick it up on

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my way back. And I think you wanted a few

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people to really appreciate it. I think I sent you

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the picture of it. Yeah, and it was. I said, well,

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what what form do you want to chebe? I don't

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know what because it's a palace palace. Yes, I'm an Irish,

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So I purposely brought home my ballads. I wanted to

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make him up. Person Jerry Folk loved it. I thought

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it was a fantastic joked.

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Speaker 3: This is what we're putting on the same So I've

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got I got my wife think of pepper spray. Oh,

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you know, it's it's, it's it's. I've always said, I

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don't think you know lawless country that we live in,

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lawless world that we live in. Yeah, ah, as we

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come to find out, we're very unlikely to ever peppers

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prayer a human being here, but we were hold as

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in Italy a while back. Okay, they're selling pepper spray

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in the pubs.

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Speaker 1: You can buy it for six euro in a vendor

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machine or over the bar, over the bar, and it

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the for your mouth, like the bread spray, it's about

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Speaker 1: That is a terrible size to be because Jesus Christ

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Heaven forbade like in the pube where you get drunk,

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for sure, dickheads like you and me, or spraying each other.

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Speaker 3: For the crag. Well not twice body, I'll tell you

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that much. So I said, oh, holy shit, because I've

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always been looking out for pepper spray. Uh and so

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so so I got it, and I'll tell you how

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fucking take I am Tom. I had it, and we

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carry on lugage in the airport come.

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Speaker 1: Back, okay, because that was gonna be my next question.

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Did you stuff it into a bunch of socks? So

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what was it? You know?

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Speaker 3: Because I was there and I was like, I was

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like surprisingly advanced on. We hadn't checked the carry the

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stowed bag, and I just said, fuck, actually, you know what,

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maybe I should not carry an accelerant onto the plane.

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I got it home and the eitor for a birthday

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Speaker 1: All that. So they didn't even put it through the

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scanner and they were okay.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I wised up enough to put it on

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the on the check in bag.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, fair enough.

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and this is a couple of weeks past, and the

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pepper spray is like, you know, just you know, sitting

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you're ever gonna take that? You here, you asked, I

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bought it for laugh, but are you ever gonna take that?

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you know I'd be afraid i'd spray yourself. Well, you know,

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show them me, show me looking at it here, and

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you know the way if you get like the odran

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or whatever like that, the first spray of the odrant

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kind of breaks the ceiling it the presidential ticket. So

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she's sort of like, you know, the the is there?

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up into the air, not acting like yeah, but just

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sort of like as you would you imagine, like you

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know you're gonna smell, perform like that. You just sort

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of give it one up into the air in all indoors,

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all indoors.

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Speaker 1: Like you give me so much ship about not being safe.

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This was this was the littlest puff It's fucking pepper spray.

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Speaker 3: Well didn't we learn that in the Jesus Christ? Okay,

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al right, like you the pair of us just immediately,

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even though neither of us were standing anywhere near where

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Speaker 1: Spread, yeah you were, because it fucking goes everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Oh like immediately like clawing out your throat like wins

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in your eyes shut like god right. And then the

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fucking the children, God love them. They they heard the

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commotion and they came running in from the sitting room

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and we were like, don't come out of the catcha,

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don't come out of the catch and then they come

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running into it, and like what do you use.

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Speaker 1: Them?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 3: What the.

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Speaker 1: Running in? And he starts like, imagine sex smells like

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when you're spitting there.

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Speaker 3: That's what it was. And like it was all I

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could do to open windows and doors and ship and

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we're like, okay, everybody out of the back garden. Everybody

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out of the back garden, and we all go out

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the dogs like yepe ype ype out into the back

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into the back garden. And that was all here, just

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like hot, like just coughing up hair balls.

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Speaker 1: Is there a smell of it or is it just

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attacking you with capscumb like it's it's it's it's like.

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Speaker 3: It's like the be an idiot at the best of times, Tom,

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But do you ever have like the real mad hot

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sauces that you get on hold this? Yes, you know,

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and you only ever take a tip of it, and

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you're like, God, that is mad heart on Now that

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was twelve dollars worth of worth of of sample and

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of it you never go near it again.

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Speaker 1: It was like that, but your breather, Yeah, isn't a

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capsicum they put in it.

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Speaker 3: It's like habon or some such se on the on

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the on the label of it as well. It didn't

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even say pepper spray. It's been an Italian product. It

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was like pepperccino legal, which I took to me in

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like legal pepper spray. So I was like, how bad

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can it.

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Speaker 1: Be, like, you know, if you have to put legal

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on the front or something.

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Speaker 3: So all that to say, Tom, I immediately now will

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bow to any request from a member of on guarda

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saconna from any secure before I'm completely compliant. I'm not

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going to cause any ship to anybody because I've had

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like what the barest whiff of this in the O

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zone feels like if you ever spray this directly into

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my eyes, just throw me in a hole and cover

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it over. I don't want to go on.

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Speaker 1: They do say, though, like, if you're going to you know,

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administer like a weapon of any sort, you should know

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what it's like. Like, well, I know, I know, I

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don't think you do. I think really your wife needs

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to stand you in the backyard from like three feet

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away and a direct, a direct hit.

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Speaker 3: I think you're welcome to stand beside me.

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Speaker 1: Tom, do you know what I would I actually will,

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I would do it.

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Speaker 3: I'd fucking terrible. This is news to the listeners of

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the Tom and Jerry Show. Pepper spray not fun. Yeah,

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but we need to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've intrigued me though. Now I'm like, what, I

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won't be beaten by this fucking thing, Like so no, yeah,

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I know, I've Yeah, I've experienced what I think pepper

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spray long after it's been sprayed in a room when

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it work security right, and it was just nasty in

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the air.

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Speaker 3: They're like still blinking. And but the time we went

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into the house, like half an hour passed and it

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was still like you could sense it in the air, like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like when the mother law

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leaves you can just sense you.

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Speaker 3: But no, there you go. And I'll tell you one thing.

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I never want to be pepper spray again in my life.

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Didn't want to be. This time just so happened to

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be in my house and here we are. I still

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do kind of want to be tasted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do want to be taste. Yeah, yeah, I

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want to be taste the.

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Speaker 3: Youngbody out there the Tom and Jerry Show listenership can

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help me or Tom get tasted. And no, I don't

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mean like how long to like a cattle fence for a.

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Speaker 1: I have been, I have been cattle products. All right.

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That's the same thing, though, isn't it apparently? But there's

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no hooks in it. Do you know the little hooks

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it is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: I want this sort of Yeah, there's two nodes on

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the end of it, like the overt, you know, for

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seeing how dry a bit of timbers you know that?

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And that stuck to my spine. Fuck me, it dropped

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me like zero control, zero control, Thanks for to God.

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Like I didn't have full bowels because I would have

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dropped everything. Just just lose honestly if you needed to

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loosen out and not or loosen out something, because it

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was the floppiest my body had ever been in this

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entire entirety, Like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one for the listenership at the

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Talm and Jerry Show. Can you help me and Tom?

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O'Mahony get taste Tom? While I was fucking writhing around

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poorn milk into my eyes? What were up to this one?

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Speaker 1: What day a week, night of the week was that?

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What daya week was? Weekend?

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Speaker 3: Sunday? Okay, we record.

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Speaker 1: I had a self reflection moment where I have realized

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something about myself, Jerry, and something I would have never

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thought I was. And you probably would have never thought

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I was it, or people just wouldn't you know, an

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unglamorous fellow like me probably would never have thought that

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I've realized that I now am this thing. Would you

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like to hazard a guess of what I believe I've become?

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Jure from the deep woods.

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Speaker 3: Been thinking for several years.

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Speaker 1: No, I know you and I know that I've become

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an otter and total food anchor.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, you've rebelled, Oh no, Tom, you've rebelled

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against this for some time.

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Speaker 1: I know I don't food. Yeah, I don't know. Am

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I like to myself? But I sat there the other night,

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and to give you an example, right before a gig

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and they feed me well before this gig down dun

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Garvin stunning, stunning spot. But I sat there and I normally,

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you know, I just go, oh yeah, well you just

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you just send out whatever you wanted. I'm just happy

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to get a bit of screen into me. But I time,

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and I was by myself the other comics I arrived,

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so I did a terrible thing. I read the menu

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down through it and contemplated it. I didn't And this

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went on for ten minutes, this reading as my craft

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bureaus put down into my hands from a local producer.

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And as I got there, I went, you know what,

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I'm going to go for a couple of tapas, guys.

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And the tap has consisted of locally called calamari.

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Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, see this is nice to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not saying it's not nice. But at the

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same time, this is fair wanky when it gets to

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the pork meat polls and fennel. Yeah, when we start

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heading into the tackle bravadas, beef bravatus, and when we

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end up with a plate full of bang bang cauliflower

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chair and I sat there sampling all three of them,

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doing things like swirling my fork in the air like

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fucking Harry, yeah, Harry Potter, Like trying to source out

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like what ingredients the chef had put into such and

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such a thing, and nodding. I was by myself nodding

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like a fucking wanker. Gone, well played, old played there, Yeah,

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delightfully subtle, delightfully Oh I see the saffron just just

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hits towards the end. There. That's that's very well played.

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Speaker 3: You get me on the right one time. Because we

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went out last week, people on my Instagram would have

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seen maybe Jesus McBride's beyond this comfort level here. We

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went to a fancy restaurant and it was a ten

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course taste and menu inspired by the Chipper, So everything

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on the ten courses was like something from the Chapper.

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So you had like, okay, this is good. Crowd borger

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was you know a little.

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Speaker 1: I'm my my two parts of my brain are fighting

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right now what you said, because that is the most

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hipster counting I've ever heard. But at the same time,

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I want to try every bit.

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Speaker 3: Of a xample those cheesy chips what they call cheese chips.

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But it was like a arc with slippers.

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Speaker 1: It was fun too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah all right, I gotta tell you Tim to come

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out with. It was only a we bowl of it,

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right and and I and I was like, I am

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classy enough to know that that is delicious, but I

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am unclassy enough to know that I would eat a

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topperware bowl full of that straight out of.

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Speaker 1: Sitting at the end of the stairs with with no

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shoes on or no pants.

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Speaker 3: And fucking licked the bowl of it. But I will

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tell you what it had at the dessert was the

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thing that I have never tried, and this was my

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first opportunity to eat it. The most unglamorous food in

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the most glamorous of sentence, Tom I ate at Deep

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Fried Marsborough.

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Speaker 1: Why the fuck me, I tell you something this is

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It's been a day of the of certendipitous kind of

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weird telepathic things right the last twenty four hours. I

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had not thought about such a food product at Deep

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Pride Marsborough until the father out of nowhere of nothing yesterday,

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and I was did a barbecue yesterday, by the way,

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made the burgers myself, of course, but only because I

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couldn't find burgers, so I got mins and got them

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yolks from from the little oak pressoak from Find Job,

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Find Job. I highly a yoke for a fiver that

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fair works. I'll tell you that now. I was very

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happy with it, because these fucking things for a fiber

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never work. But the old man out of nothing, nothing

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deep pride on the menu at all. He just threw

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back in the chair, went to rid a deep pride.

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I went, what did you because he lived in Scotland

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for years, And I went, yeah, and the deep pride

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crime eg and the deep pride twirl and I've had

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a deep pride agus. I've had a deep pride and

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fries mint and all all unequivocally fucking disgusting.

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Speaker 3: The deep ride Mars bar is chewier than I would

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have thought would be. I would have thought all would

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have went to motion in the middle of it, but

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it just sort.

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Speaker 1: Of I think it fights itself on the inside.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but there, I'll tell you. I'll tell you

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how wankey. The place I was right, go on. It

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was a deep red marsh bar out of a box

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of celebrations.

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Speaker 1: Oh so there were mini ones, it was they were

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many ones.

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Speaker 3: It was a many tiny one, a fuck off in

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the middle of the place, just like a celebration size.

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Speaker 1: They dropped you out. Okay, So that in itself, I'm

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not gonna ask the price of this meal chair, but

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that in itself was about four cents.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah. On the play at sixteen inches wide. Oh Tom,

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what are you gonna do with this new fan foody status? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I do you know what I put up? Because I

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love this place so much, because I perform it there

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and awful three sixty pat down on Garvin when you're

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feeling fresh, I'll get you down here. You weren't you

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were down there? Were you once?

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Speaker 3: No in then Garvin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah at the gig? No, No, you weren't. You weren't

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actually at this one. You couldn't make it. And you

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will see what I'm talking about. And I love the

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promoterem and stuff like that. And I took a picture

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of the fucking things and I took what the fuck

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did you just do? And I just put the cap

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many clubs handle on it. And when because people have

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seen you post it and I don't know, Jerry, I

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think I'm going to run back into the woods with this.

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It's like somebody has gotten their first taste of freedom

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or first taste of something that's against the religion. I'm

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not fully ready to go across the fucking road to

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this to this temple just yet to get me like

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I'm just I when it arrives on because I have

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another very fairly fancy joint on Thursday night that I'm

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gonna be eat net and I'm going to just see

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what they make me a hang sandwich, just because I

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know what will come out. Otherwise he'll come out and go,

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do you want to caramelize on this Snashbourg and all

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the hollandais?

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Speaker 3: You know, I just take it. I'll just take a

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club so much please, Yeah, yeah, with a ram and.

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Speaker 1: Because that's what I need to be careful, because I

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know what happens to me with these situations. Before I

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know it, I've gotten fuck wearing round glasses, you know

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what I mean, collarless, fucking butting up shirts, I know,

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and I've got that. Have you seen have you noticed

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some of these lads? Have you copped it? Like these

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we'll call them food the influencers, And I can think

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of three or four of them, and I get on

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with one or two with the lads, but they've lost

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the fucking rounded themselves completely where you know they had

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like a Michaels or Mary's or you know, the big

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five upbringings. Yet now they've found their accent that started

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to go about north side if you know what? And man,

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have you and you know they find themselves driving. Yeah,

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and they're driving a transit because there, you know, that's

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all to the aired fellas at the end of the day.

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And you're like, now a coast twenty grand a year,

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send you to school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not. We're not.

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Speaker 1: We're not buying it.

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Speaker 3: Come on now.

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Speaker 1: But I so I need to be careful. I don't

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end up there, but I do like a good trades person,

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and that's what I had in my head. I'm like,

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that's the fucking master craftsman back there, whoever whoever's back there,

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and he actually passed out. He kind of looked over

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and I would give him. I gave him a salute,

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now jar, I didn't give him a what I think

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other mincers would give a shit if you know, kind

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of get yeah, do you know, like who like tip

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of my cap kind of thing. I give him a big.

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00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,319
Speaker 3: Give him a big tombs up, and then it was

474
00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:14,079
a tom braw has fallen from your chewing mouth and there.

475
00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: Was a tombs up gave him and then all fairs

476
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,240
he gave me one back and that was it. There

477
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:21,559
was none of this, I captain, you know, because I could.

478
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,759
I've been in those environments where they say ship like

479
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,079
afternoon captain to people who aren't captains at all, and

480
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,359
they introduced their wife by saying things like this is

481
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:37,640
a broduce my my first wife before. Yeah, no, I don't.

482
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:44,759
I've done well defend off the Count, the Count, because

483
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,559
I've been around a lot of them, jared down for

484
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,839
the years. But I think there's a died in the wool,

485
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,799
scummy country fucker in me that just can't you know,

486
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,920
I have ibags sliding down the hill, you know what

487
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,240
I mean? This? You know, there's that you know, and

488
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,880
this maybe it's this podcast just grounds me. Like you know,

489
00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:01,759
they say, now you're supposed to go ground yourself out

490
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,720
the outdoors, you know, right right right, you know, you

491
00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,279
get get in contact with the earth just to balance

492
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,079
back out your pH and everything like that. I think

493
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:10,680
this is what the podcast does. It just brings me

494
00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:13,759
back down to earth. And I live in the sticks

495
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:14,799
now with a bunch of goats.

496
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 3: So this is this is this is like the kind

497
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,440
of thing where you just point to it as plausible deliability.

498
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,480
I couldn't possibly be a count. Look at the lad

499
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,920
I talk for an hour every week and then.

500
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,039
Speaker 1: Jumping bride box into the currently mustache and moncle Eddy

501
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,279
farding good.

502
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 3: Here to me. Well, while you were having that wonderful

503
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:37,920
experience in Tom, it's no, it's nice to like nice

504
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,319
thingsn't need to be ashamed of that point, I hear you.

505
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,839
Speaker 1: But at the same time, no, no, I can't like

506
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,160
nice I know I can't have nice things. I'll have them,

507
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,400
they can sneak them up on me, but I will

508
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,720
not be a person who will allow themselves to become

509
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,039
because one week you'll turn on the camera here and

510
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,039
you'll say, Okay, who ait Tom, You're looking at a

511
00:23:59,079 --> 00:24:02,119
twenty three stone man sitting here with a tiny mustache

512
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,400
stuck to his face, going.

513
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:13,839
Speaker 3: So the food was working out worlds, Can you come

514
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,039
pick me up? Because I don't fit my car anymore.

515
00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: That's where things will run away on me. If I'm

516
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,680
not mean to myself, to be honest with you.

517
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 3: Well I'm about to be very mean to myself, Thomas.

518
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,680
I'll tell you what else happened to me at the weekend.

519
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,039
Because it was a bank call of the weekend. You

520
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:28,759
got to find jobs to do and ship like that, right,

521
00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:32,200
So I harmred a job on the garden a week.

522
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: Ago or so and did you create just did you

523
00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:35,680
create this job?

524
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 3: Or was this I wanted to do this? Okay, right?

525
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: Fair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was not a yellow pad

526
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:41,200
notepad left.

527
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,519
Speaker 3: Now the garden and you know what, I'm not talking

528
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:47,359
about it like the acreage, Tom, it's the gardener.

529
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: They're all a pain in the ballocks.

530
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,759
Speaker 3: And yeah, but we got we hammered a job and

531
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,279
it is nice and melt by rockery and all this

532
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,640
kind of crack. And here's the thing, right, Normally in

533
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,519
the Tom and Jerry Show, we'd have a segment called

534
00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,519
we Remember when. We don't have this this week. It's

535
00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:02,440
just bullshitting and chet chadding. I'm having a great time.

536
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,359
I'm gonna tell you it's lovely. I hope the listeners

537
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,839
are to this. Maybe this is like everybody pieced out

538
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,440
after five minutes. But here we are. Ah, so there's

539
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,200
no we remember when this week. But I'll tell you

540
00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:14,720
one thing, Tom, if it was, I'd be saying, I

541
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:18,279
remember when I was fucking stronger, buddy, go away, yeah,

542
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,519
go away. I was found sorely wanting were you.

543
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: This is a thing that this is a thing that

544
00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:27,160
i've I've I kind of been documented with my friends

545
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,119
or people that I know, because there's certain things I

546
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,240
can do now better than maybe because I'm gone craftier

547
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,759
and do you know what I mean, I'm not lifting

548
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,759
like a fucking clown like I used to, but I've

549
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:44,200
definitely noticed my grip strength is still fine, right, but

550
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,200
definitely things that I would fucking hoo fup onto my

551
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,160
shoulder once upon a time, Like I got a fucking

552
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,559
board there one day and I stare heavy enough. Yeah,

553
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,920
but if you have the technique, are all right, And

554
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,240
it was a it was no speedboard eight by four

555
00:25:58,599 --> 00:25:59,200
and other ones.

556
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:05,039
Speaker 3: Fuck well, your jury, meet your brother Tom right here.

557
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,640
Because I went up to Woodies in Blanchstin this weekend

558
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:12,759
for two bags of bark mulch to shake out on

559
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:15,000
this little rockery that I okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you

560
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,079
know there are but the size of a bag of

561
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,519
pete moss, but they're like a flat, ignorant bag. He's

562
00:26:19,559 --> 00:26:22,279
seventy five liters of bark mulch whatever that confers to

563
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,680
in kilo crams. I didn't check. No shout out for

564
00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:28,599
Woodies and Blanche they don't sponsor the show. But two

565
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,960
bags of this ship for eighteen euros not bad? Is

566
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,559
that not bad.

567
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.

568
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 3: No, that's two. That's the two and only bags of

569
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,039
bark multi ever buy in my life. So you might

570
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:39,920
buy it for a five or elsewhere? Did you put

571
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,319
bad for me?

572
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,079
Speaker 1: Did you put down a bit of weed barrier at first? Okay?

573
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:47,359
Fair enough? Oh yeah, because you yeah, you'll be waiting.

574
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,200
You would absolutely have just wasted eighteen euros if.

575
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,599
Speaker 3: You Oh yeah, you just gave weeds a wonderful place

576
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,759
to grow. Yeah. Ah, And I went down into the

577
00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:00,160
garden section, I said, two bags that yet there go

578
00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:04,000
and I put as you would and have done hundreds

579
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,680
of times, isn't the ute throughout your life? You put

580
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,720
one bag on top of the other. Yeah, and threw

581
00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:11,440
the two of them up on your shoulder. Yeah. That's

582
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,960
when I realized I made a fucking dreadful mistake.

583
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,559
Speaker 1: Tom, because you're ready to put one hand on the hip,

584
00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:17,240
one hand up on the top.

585
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: And off you go. And if you go, oh no,

586
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,519
maybe one day Tom, long ago. Not anymore. It goes

587
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,440
very first time in the longest time that I've had

588
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:31,680
my strength tested and found myself sorely one.

589
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: Did everybody see.

590
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 3: Everybody in the shop because I'll tell you what's better again.

591
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:41,200
I went all the way through the shop to the

592
00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:45,279
garden center to get two bags of mulch. Could have

593
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:47,839
got a trolley, didn't bother Sure there's only two bags

594
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,200
of multi.

595
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: In my head, I was thinking, Yeah, should just light

596
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,519
enoughout stuff like this is awkward more than anything else.

597
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 3: No, it's also fucking heavy or maybe you know what

598
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,200
I'm gonna tell you, maybe not that heavy. And I'm

599
00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,079
even weaker than I thought, because I thought it'd be

600
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:00,960
like two bags of Johnny the two bags of compound,

601
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,400
throw it up and shoulder. The grand threw these two

602
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,400
bags up on my shoulder. I fucking buckled tom right,

603
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,720
and I have to walk the whole way through the shop.

604
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,319
It escaping me, you know what I mean. And you're

605
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,920
you're trying to hold it up on your shoulder like this,

606
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,720
and then all of a sudden it becomes in front

607
00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:17,519
of you and you're holding your You're holding it like

608
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:21,160
a like could carry an unconscious body out of a

609
00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:22,160
firing Yeah.

610
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

611
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 3: And all this to say, I got it all. I

612
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,119
I was hissing sweat, yeah, and I got it all

613
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,960
the way up to the counter and paid for it.

614
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,759
And that's when I realized I have a palette without.

615
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:35,319
Speaker 1: The front, because I was gonna say, you can already,

616
00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:36,599
it's not really sitting down to the front.

617
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: You have snoop. Yeah. I didn't need to do that

618
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:40,960
at all.

619
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,799
Speaker 1: So many stupid things in play there, but there's so

620
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,640
much a play here.

621
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: And then I had to get it from there out

622
00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:48,119
of the car. Okay, that much I did have to do,

623
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,519
and the wee man with me, and I was like,

624
00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:52,279
you know, because it was it was good for a

625
00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:54,640
father and son to go out for a day to bond,

626
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,160
for a son to see his father buckled like a

627
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,480
weakling under what it appears to be not a heavy thing.

628
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: I look, we can tell if you were strong one time, if.

629
00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,799
Speaker 3: You like I was strong one time. So but I

630
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:08,039
give him the keys and I was like, you know,

631
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,920
when we get to the car, I need you to

632
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,920
open the boot because I won't be able to get it.

633
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:13,640
I just want to throw these into the boot. So

634
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,000
I needed to open the boot. And like he's doing

635
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:17,920
his he's doing his level best. But at the same time,

636
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,640
I'm like, move, you're in me away.

637
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:24,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the way you've kicked him in the ankles

638
00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:25,200
three times.

639
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:28,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I Tom, it's it's

640
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,160
it was so amazing because like you know, you and me,

641
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,680
we would have went to the gym down through the

642
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,960
years and at the same time we were never in

643
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,759
a place where things were too heavy. No that it's

644
00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:42,160
meant twenty five kilos like a quick set title compound

645
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,440
goes twenty kilos two, three or three of them up

646
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,000
to your shoulder and away you go about your business.

647
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:48,000
And you know later in life you just don't get

648
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:50,240
asked to carry heavy ship around the place. And if

649
00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:52,519
you do, it's what a bucket of paint and you

650
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:54,519
carry it out like it's very rare on a day

651
00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:58,039
to day basis, you're asked just pick that up, especially

652
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,599
for people with soft hands like you and I have

653
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,799
grown to be. But just like you were tested with

654
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,519
a sheet of os B board that again, Tom, I

655
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:09,119
remember a time I would and you would. I would say,

656
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,200
carry two of them a piece. Yep, yeah, problem no, no,

657
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:13,880
with the balance of it. You could carry two sheets

658
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,079
of it and there was no hope to two of

659
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:18,759
them were getting Not a fucking prayer, No, not a prayer.

660
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,920
I wouldn't carry a sheet a play with right now

661
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:24,279
and die They I think they always be quicker than

662
00:30:24,519 --> 00:30:25,960
the os B board.

663
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: I think is even it even felt more awkward with

664
00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,279
plus is eating the hands off you in everything right

665
00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:33,480
the ship? Yeah, weed a big seal kind of stuff.

666
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,000
It is funny you say that because you don't. I

667
00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:39,119
think too it is you don't get one thing to

668
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,319
be There are set numbers now that you get asked

669
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:43,160
to lift. Do you know what I mean? You go

670
00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:45,960
five kilo, ten klo, No problem because that's the thing. Yeah,

671
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,599
no problem at all.

672
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, paint.

673
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: You know, it's never more than twenty kilos these days.

674
00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:54,000
So when you don't kind of stay in the flow

675
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,000
of throwing fifty up on the shoulders all day every day,

676
00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,240
forget about it like now. And I don't think it's

677
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,480
just I think it's just atrophy of muscles from putting

678
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,640
through the ringer life, you know, in the words of

679
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:12,359
being victory has weakened you, Victory has defeated you. It's well,

680
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,680
it's a good times create soft men, Isn't that it?

681
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:15,400
Like you said?

682
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,559
Speaker 3: But God damn it, Tom, I didn't think I was

683
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,160
going to get buckled on the two bag. I got

684
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,039
the garden done nice though, don't you worry about that?

685
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure put. I mean, I'm so tempted now to

686
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:27,839
go into Woodies and get seeking out.

687
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: With you see what McBride's crying about.

688
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just to But you know what this is

689
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:33,640
the fucking awkwardness alum too, Like because of somebody. If

690
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,119
you get if you've got a backpack with say thurty

691
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,240
kilos in it, not a bother. Mean, it's on your back,

692
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,039
you know, you you rip it around the place, no

693
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,680
fucking bother. But when you're getting tasked with throwing two

694
00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:46,759
awkward fucking bags up in yours, the technique is an

695
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:47,279
awful thing.

696
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,559
Speaker 3: Like like I got them to the counter on the

697
00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:52,559
shoulder just kind of, and then to get them out

698
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:54,759
of the car, I just kind of I put them

699
00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:56,000
standing up and I got them in kind of like

700
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:56,680
a bear hug.

701
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,519
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the only thing you can do.

702
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I had my hand holding wrist around it

703
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,480
like a bear hug and walking bump bump bump, and

704
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:07,960
like I was just like hand, please hold that wrists

705
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,160
like the star trip hanger. I was just like please

706
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,880
hold on. In the car park, I will not pick

707
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,400
it up again.

708
00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:19,279
Speaker 1: How many fathers in that place saw you good that.

709
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: I think a lot of you know, a lot of

710
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,079
the younger lads were looking at me like Jesus Christ,

711
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,079
look at this fucking jelly leg. No man, and a

712
00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:30,960
lot of the people my age or older were just like,

713
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,240
go on, McBride. We believe in that you can do it.

714
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,319
We can do it. If you can do it, we

715
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,279
all can do it. We're rooting for you here. Man

716
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,519
was like, God, he's come on, we'ren company.

717
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,839
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, give it another

718
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,400
couple of years now, and you will be doing this.

719
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:47,480
I want to be attended, This want of these to

720
00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:48,640
be up on either shoulder.

721
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: All is to say, Tom, I'm I'm quitting the running

722
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,720
and I'm going back to lifting a wee bit of

723
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:55,240
weights because I can have That happened.

724
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,559
Speaker 1: To No, you can't, it's it's it quite literally, was

725
00:32:57,599 --> 00:32:59,319
only put to me by the bye And he said,

726
00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:00,920
and we we have a load of the gear down

727
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,599
at the parents place, and finally I've made space with

728
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,559
the window boards have been caught the majority we're up.

729
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,519
We're down to the last two. And yes, so I'll

730
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:13,160
now have space to put the gym gear and you're right,

731
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:18,119
fucking strength. Strength is actually everything. It's not it's you helped,

732
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,880
will follow strength. Like if you have a bit in

733
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,640
his strength at all, you'll be fine.

734
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,279
Speaker 3: You'll be alright, You'll be all right.

735
00:33:23,319 --> 00:33:25,519
Speaker 1: I ceo. Man still as strong as a fucking bull, Like,

736
00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:28,240
he's alright, Like he's a hernia now in his seventies

737
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,319
from what lifting ship like. But it was he reckons

738
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,039
that happened. He was up. He was cutting a fucking

739
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:37,000
tree a couple of weeks ago, right anyway, but that's

740
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,599
another story. But I know all I laugh and give

741
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,559
out him for fucking this, that and the other. He's

742
00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:43,720
still as strong as a fucking bull because he's still

743
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:46,319
horse and that stuff. I'm sure. Do you think the

744
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,480
man is ever sick? Never, because he's just the body

745
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,880
is just fucking strong. Like so, I think I think

746
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:53,759
there's a valuable lesson to be learned in that year.

747
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: Enough is enough, it's time for a change with a

748
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,279
bit more show to go, Tom, Yeah, what were you

749
00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:00,960
up to there the weekend?

750
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: It was a good weekend. These were to be fair,

751
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,039
I don't I do you know what people go and

752
00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:06,599
were you here?

753
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:06,839
Speaker 3: Were you?

754
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't get to get out that often because I

755
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:11,440
go to gigs and we go to we have sports

756
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:14,199
with and whatnot now involved with. And this weekend we

757
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,679
kind of went, let's cut cut loose, let's head head

758
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:20,159
away on out and we went and met with an

759
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:23,599
old friend of ours and her son. We went to

760
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:29,639
our heritage Heritage festival in timahoeih is just is a

761
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:35,119
beautiful little village just outside Port Leash. You'd nearly think,

762
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,239
for the want of a better phrase, you're in like

763
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:44,679
the Yorkshire countries right in that there's Stone Timahoe. Beautiful

764
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:48,039
little village of course. And what they had was it's

765
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:51,159
built up and built up over the years. And because

766
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:54,920
it has a medieval tower and is a medieval kind

767
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,280
of the around tower and all the rest of it,

768
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:03,480
what they've done is they brought in hm reenactment people. Okay,

769
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,440
so what there wasn't the we walked in.

770
00:35:06,519 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 3: The gate, humor changed, tom So we walked.

771
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:10,519
Speaker 1: In the gate right, and now sure wasn't. But what

772
00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:12,199
I was expecting at first, I was going, this is

773
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,199
going to be pure, you know, growing up like LARPing,

774
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,800
like you know this LARPing crack. Yeah, But I said,

775
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:21,039
I walked in and the first thing we saw was

776
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,880
a group of people and I said, I just got

777
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,760
the senses. There's a fucking fight here, a fight. And

778
00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:29,760
your man said. Your man's beside me, says, give me

779
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,480
up on the shoulders, and I got him up on

780
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,119
the shoulders. Anyway, they're they're fighting, said, who's fighting? I

781
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:36,440
can't see, And I made my way down. These are people.

782
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,079
This is actually competitive league throughout Irelander. So there. Remember

783
00:35:41,079 --> 00:35:44,000
we talked about those mad fuckers and the different types

784
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,159
of m m as they were, Yeah, well it's here

785
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,519
that night fucking ship where they dress us nights and

786
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,320
they beat the fucking tar out.

787
00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is this is not messing.

788
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,679
Speaker 1: This is going for points. You're scoring for points. Two

789
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,679
for Ahead, two for the Turso, one for Leger. Arm

790
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,320
fully kitted out but done in a more modern style

791
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,159
than that. They've got padding underneath their head and stuff.

792
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:10,920
But there's men fighting women. They and I mean they

793
00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:14,280
are fucking I mean definite concussions coming out of this.

794
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,880
Like there's people's belt. The one guy at a morning

795
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,719
Star tried to choke a woman to dead with it.

796
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:23,440
Somebody else, Yeah, fucking immense. Your man is gone fucking

797
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:24,840
furl up on my shoulders.

798
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,079
Speaker 3: Love.

799
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:27,599
Speaker 1: He's foeman at the fucking mouth, going this might be

800
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,039
a bit, and we're in there forty five seconds a right,

801
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:33,800
and like I can't fully it was fucking brilliant. I said,

802
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,239
how does this?

803
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 3: How does someone get involved in such a thing?

804
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,039
Speaker 1: I was looking on I want to fucking go because

805
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:42,480
it was like an out lad. He looked, he looked,

806
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,360
he looked tasty, like you've been out of a few years.

807
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,199
So he was he was good on points, but like

808
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,000
and that was kind of the short sword fight. So

809
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,760
you and then you go for a long sword because

810
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,800
like your man gets excited. He's like, now it's a

811
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,159
fucking long sword. Now they're going to take you other

812
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,360
fucking heads that boy. Yeah, I mean when they connected

813
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:07,519
with the long swordier it was like bom, Like they're stretched,

814
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:10,199
they're doing knee sweeps, they're fucking stomping each other like

815
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,639
it's immense. Then they put three against three jar and

816
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,559
there's okay, there's no points. You just gotta get an

817
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:23,119
opponent to the ground. So there's two on ones, there's

818
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,719
three on ones. There's fucking people getting smashed over the

819
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,280
head with morning stars there's like it's it was really was.

820
00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 3: I did a quick google here and it seems to

821
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,599
be the pardon me for butchering the Viking of it

822
00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:42,519
all here but Treasure Gule t r g A t

823
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,119
r j E g u L Tragical Reenactment Society is

824
00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:49,760
an active living history and combat group based in Northern Ireland.

825
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,000
But I guess they traveled around the place.

826
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: You know, these were the Knights of Munster were fighting

827
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:56,880
like these were this was This wasn't a reenactment group.

828
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,519
Chair they these were actual competitors they from sure they

829
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:05,280
compete at these on show, but there's actual This was

830
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,360
like an expot of boxing.

831
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Actually these guys seem to be all the same

832
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,039
thing because they do seem to.

833
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Jesus looking hell, they beat the rocks out

834
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:18,679
of each other. It was fucking great to watch the.

835
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 3: I think I'm looking at it here. It's on the

836
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:28,840
Leash People facebook page. Mayhem a Timaho.

837
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think what you might be looking at

838
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,920
is what I'm coming up to in a second. So

839
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,679
this isn't there's Viking re enactment people there as well.

840
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,920
That a line of them, because.

841
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: These are these are kind of Viking looking people like, yeah,

842
00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:43,920
so this was a completely different thing together.

843
00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: This is where the I realized where things are utterly

844
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,320
furl at this stage. But now the day was lovely.

845
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,840
We had fucking coffee I met. But the guy he's

846
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,920
been on TikTok, he actually gave me some great advice.

847
00:38:55,159 --> 00:38:58,800
He does a lot of finishing off timber and making

848
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:04,800
of timber products player and he's he finished like great

849
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,559
stuff from making small small like milking stools and stuff

850
00:39:07,559 --> 00:39:09,400
like that, all by hand, you know, And it's great

851
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,719
to watch. It's great. And we go up and we

852
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,679
go up to what it's called the Viking village, and

853
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,159
they've got things for sale that they've made by hand

854
00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:19,599
and stuff, and there's antlers here. But then I started

855
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:23,440
noticing like there was people that weren't selling anything at all. Right,

856
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,760
there was full families who were all chips across the

857
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:33,360
table into this I mean, barefoot like and and very

858
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,440
accurate clothing, you know, no, yeah, nothing fancy about like

859
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,159
they were like there was one family sitting there cooking

860
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,440
up like what looked like rashers, just biting chunks of

861
00:39:44,559 --> 00:39:47,719
cheese off a big block of cheese and stuff like okay, one.

862
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,360
The old man was just the outful of was just

863
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,800
sitting there like stringing a bow, you know, and the

864
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,360
mother is playing some sort of loot or something like. Okay,

865
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,360
you people are really really into this.

866
00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 3: You love this.

867
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,599
Speaker 1: And there was lots as I know, then there was

868
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,199
more and more people who they this is their thing.

869
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:08,000
Every weekend they're off doing this, just being just being

870
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:10,559
medieval people, just peasants.

871
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,639
Speaker 3: You're going to be a medieval person, be a Viking,

872
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:16,000
you're going to be a grizzly. This is where I

873
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,199
don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want

874
00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:19,639
to cause play or larp tom as like a peasant.

875
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,199
Speaker 1: No, And these people did, right, I'm like, what are

876
00:40:22,199 --> 00:40:24,760
you okay? All right, maybe that's where you're thinking. And

877
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,320
I thought that with the Vikings, I think seemed very interesting.

878
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,639
And we went around and saw the hurdy gurdies and stuff.

879
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,400
But you could say there was somebody I could sense

880
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:39,079
from the lad there was some unsatisfied fucking fury building

881
00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:41,480
them in it. And does he need food or something?

882
00:40:41,519 --> 00:40:43,599
What's wrong with him? Like he was just getting a

883
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:46,679
bit westby with things like what they hungry?

884
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 3: Son, you're thirsty?

885
00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:50,199
Speaker 1: Yeah? Nothing was getting across the line with him, was like,

886
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:53,559
did you want a toy sword?

887
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 3: I have a toy sword. We made it. Oh yeah,

888
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,840
we made.

889
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,159
Speaker 1: What. Sometimes you just need to spot the science that

890
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,679
you just need to let let a child loose on situations.

891
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,400
And at twenty past one, my wife went, oh, Jesus

892
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,199
is twenty past one? I went, okay, we have to

893
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,159
head back down to the re enactment area. All right,

894
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,000
Just they're more the Nights Fellows chopping the heads off

895
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,800
each other, because no, there's a there's a Viking group.

896
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,440
They put on a reenactment and stuff like, all right,

897
00:41:23,519 --> 00:41:24,079
let's head back down.

898
00:41:24,119 --> 00:41:25,199
Speaker 3: Okay what I saw?

899
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, I'm sure if you look at one of

900
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:31,199
those videos, you can zoom in and see what's a

901
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:40,840
tiny version of me going straight to fucking Valdala. Oh

902
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,559
my sweet suffering Jesus. We get down there and there

903
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,360
where it's like twenty two minutes past, there's a line

904
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,119
of these guys and they're brilliant, they're great, they're they've

905
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:53,159
got all their they've got their shields all linked. And

906
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,079
the opposite of them, they've got this group of volunteer

907
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,599
kids that really want to him to go with smaller shields,

908
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:05,920
and the shields are they're wrapped in inch pipe instilation

909
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:08,880
for safety or whatever. The kids are all excited. They've

910
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,199
got you know, the year round and stuff, and there's

911
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:13,239
a Viking on their side and it's supposed to be

912
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,840
the Irish fending off the Vikings, and your the former

913
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,199
shield wall and step and step and step, and they're

914
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,280
banging their shields and they're screaming and hollering at you,

915
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,199
and eventually then you get to theirs and you shove

916
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,679
them back as best as you can and they go

917
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,360
backwards because they're adults and they're.

918
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 3: So not very true.

919
00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: But yes, and my fellows, I look over, Mifel has gone.

920
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:36,840
He's already garnered like five or six lads, like who

921
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,880
the fuck's he talking to? And it's going full Lord

922
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,800
of the Flies. I can see it. I can see it.

923
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,199
I can sense it. He doesn't know these fellows, a madam,

924
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,320
they don't know each other, but they have one mission,

925
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,960
and that's to fucking kill somebody's mustering it. They they

926
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:53,920
head out onto theirs and Mifel is front and center,

927
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,360
and there's the shield wall is forming, and they're told

928
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,440
to step and step and step and the man just

929
00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:04,719
loses fuck this shield down to his side, runs bald

930
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,079
headed for everything he has, leaves him everybody behind, totally defenseless,

931
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:12,000
leaves a gap in the wall, dives straight in over

932
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:17,039
the fucking shields of the Vikings, goes afe. Shit, I

933
00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:19,400
can hear next thing. He bursts back out their own

934
00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,280
laughing but just pretending like he's got no shirt on

935
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,159
at alder. I don't know how he lost his shirt,

936
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,159
his t shirt.

937
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 3: His Viking was hindering his swing.

938
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:33,679
Speaker 1: He lost it. He went. He's screaming at the sky

939
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:40,039
like a fucking BeO wolf. Right. The others all break rank,

940
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:41,719
think this is the fucking thing. The man's trying to

941
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,199
keep control of this situation like Jesus Christ. So he

942
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,400
gets them all back. He gets them back, and it's

943
00:43:46,679 --> 00:43:48,679
all great fun. He gets them all back. They're all laughing.

944
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,039
A man puts his shirt back on begrudgingly, and they

945
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:55,119
give him another go. Now it's probably not a good

946
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:58,079
idea because now his blood is up. Now he has

947
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,760
a blood lost. Like this is great, So they formed

948
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,960
the taste. It all goes according to the plant scond

949
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,840
time round. But they're shoving him and the vikings are

950
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,519
to break free and you're supposed to kind of Oh no,

951
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,400
I fell over. I saw him leg sweep a fucking

952
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,400
man that was genuinely trying to run in a wronger

953
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,639
in another direction. He leg sweeped him. Then a shield

954
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,360
maiden fell over to feign you know, dying or whatever.

955
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:25,320
You're right, And he saw an easy target there and

956
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,400
actually tried to kill that woe with his shield and

957
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,719
they jumped up. She had to shield her face. He

958
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,920
jumped up on her shield two feet and started smashing.

959
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,280
I'm like, Jesus Christ, Jesus, he's your child. He's your child.

960
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 3: Okay, kid, is this Jesus Christ.

961
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:41,119
Speaker 1: They actually had to peel him off. The woman he

962
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,800
went and then he throws down the shield short off

963
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,320
again and to the entire audience gives the two fists

964
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,679
up like and what was worse? They all cheered, of course, yes,

965
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:54,599
so now and this poor woman, she's probably an accountant

966
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,760
during the week, like she just she just got it

967
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,480
like first one full of probably brow out his a

968
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:03,280
C L. And now she won't be proud. I would

969
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,519
have imagined definitely has a concussion because she was getting

970
00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:08,000
the full tilt of a shield down into the face

971
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:11,079
of her shield that was hopping off her head and

972
00:45:11,639 --> 00:45:14,400
not announce the sympathy. If anything, the child got applauded

973
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,320
for trying to kill this person.

974
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 3: Do you know what the Vikings would have needed? Tom

975
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,960
a little bit of pepper spray, you know.

976
00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: And it was only after that in his camy, his

977
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,199
cam as could be. After that, then he sat down

978
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:30,119
for a little cake and everything. He was like that

979
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,840
was that was good, but shook it off like nothing

980
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,960
had happened, like wipe the slate clean, like can we

981
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,320
do it again in three minutes? Like no, no, that

982
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,840
should be the highlight of your year.

983
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,559
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

984
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:45,679
Speaker 1: Man? You just got an adrenaline dump like nobody I

985
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,880
know had has this weekend.

986
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 3: You know. Do you know what he wanted? That said Sam? Right,

987
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:56,400
it was like, uh like a turkey leg and and

988
00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:58,960
a flag in a key aura like you know, like

989
00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:03,920
followed out and yeah, yeah, yeah, dog lug.

990
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,119
Speaker 1: He went over and immediately there was a guy who

991
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,920
was he was selling a photograph to pose with one

992
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,800
of his birds of prey, and of course your man's

993
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,760
like I'll have everybody's going for the cute owls. It's like,

994
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,760
can I have that raven. Like the ravens about ten kilos.

995
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,679
I don't care, Like, no, the raven is too heavy

996
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,280
for your your young arms. Please, man, can I just

997
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,960
I no interest in the Owl's gonna just have the raven.

998
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 3: It's like I can't.

999
00:46:33,199 --> 00:46:35,199
Speaker 1: But it was just the discust on his face that

1000
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,719
I was saying, I'll give you an owl. How's that?

1001
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,880
He's like, all right, go on with your phone. Yeah,

1002
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,199
but he was looking at the owl like the guy

1003
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,679
was like, you want to rubbif and he's looking over

1004
00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:51,440
at the raven gun the raven thoughody, So yeah, it

1005
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,119
would seem you're not my hands.

1006
00:46:55,639 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: You know, that's what my weekend for your body, I'll

1007
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,719
tell you that much. But I'll tell you what we

1008
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,679
had good weekends. We hope it lent itself to good podcasts.

1009
00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:05,320
And you know, I know the show has been a

1010
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,199
little bit haiggily piggley. People who come for the standard

1011
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,519
three course meal that we serve up might be curious

1012
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,480
to find the taste in menu here today. But what

1013
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:15,000
the hell's way over the times?

1014
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:18,079
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Tappas, Tom and Jerry Tapas look at that.

1015
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a thing that we've been trying to

1016
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:22,519
get off the ground a little bit on the Tom

1017
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:24,000
and Jerry Show, and we never could quite crack it.

1018
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:25,639
And fuck, the day is as good as as any

1019
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:29,360
to try it. And that is a little bit of

1020
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,639
technological know how. We want to kind of share a

1021
00:47:31,679 --> 00:47:33,039
little bit of video of this, So we're going to

1022
00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:35,639
try and record this as a video and send it

1023
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,119
out to you. It might be a success, it might

1024
00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:41,079
be a successful failure. Let's find out. But the topic

1025
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,679
we want to talk about is something we've talked about

1026
00:47:43,679 --> 00:47:44,199
dozens of times.

1027
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,039
Speaker 1: Dear to our heart, that's a stage now, dear, it's

1028
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:48,559
dear to our heart now, Dear to our heart of

1029
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:48,840
the stage.

1030
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've talked about this dozens of time times.

1031
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,360
And it's the Glass Shore Cheese Rolling Festival and Cooper's.

1032
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: Hill, Cooper's Hill. I was gonna say clark Sill, but

1033
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,880
it's Cooper's Hill, Cooper's Hill.

1034
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:03,559
Speaker 3: She's rolling big wheel of gloss or cheese down hill.

1035
00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:05,679
And that took place this week gone by, and we

1036
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,880
couldn't put it out as a news story because we've

1037
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,639
done it six or eight times already. But what we

1038
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,440
might be able to do, Tom, go ahead, what we

1039
00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:16,440
might be able to do is commentate upon it.

1040
00:48:17,159 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: Do you know what? This is an ideal scenario because

1041
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,320
we talked about talk comment along as before, whether it

1042
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,679
was fights or racist or do you know, even the

1043
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:32,519
pb as the case might be. If we talked about

1044
00:48:32,559 --> 00:48:36,199
doing possibly doing the PBR, which was only seconds, there

1045
00:48:36,199 --> 00:48:39,199
would be a novel ideal short form content if you yeah,

1046
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,440
I suppose, but to be fair right up our street

1047
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,920
and I sent one on to you to actually this

1048
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,039
week just the week gone by, the and again north

1049
00:48:47,039 --> 00:48:50,679
of England, the Gravy Wrestling Championships. Yes, and not half

1050
00:48:50,679 --> 00:48:52,440
as sexy as you think. It sounds like it's not.

1051
00:48:55,559 --> 00:48:58,159
Speaker 3: In the words of the movie Observant Report, I thought

1052
00:48:58,199 --> 00:48:59,880
it was going to be funny. It just turned out

1053
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,639
to be really said, Yeah it was.

1054
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: It was creepy back when you watch it, but I

1055
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,760
just still I still wanted to see it.

1056
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 3: Well, listen, what we have here is courtesy of a

1057
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,519
of a of a YouTube channel channel called live stream Events.

1058
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:13,320
Shout out to those guys. We've got a live stream

1059
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:20,199
of this year's Gloucester or Cheese Rolling Festival, several downhill races, people, people,

1060
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,800
if you've never heard of it before, The British love

1061
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,800
this festival where they take a wheel of cheese and

1062
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,719
roll it down a big, massive steep hill while people

1063
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:33,320
chase down after Yeah, every year they're separated, shoulders hips

1064
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,000
knocked out a joint concussions of plenty.

1065
00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: I would say, there's you know, a lot around, a

1066
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,440
lot of like race courses and stuff like that. You'll

1067
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:45,159
find like veterory clinics. Do you know, you'll find things are,

1068
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,000
things are where they're supposed to be. I can promise

1069
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,400
you there's a lot of chiropractors and physios near Cooper's Hill.

1070
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 3: I promise you there. Well listen, they'll tell you we're

1071
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,519
going to take a look at it here. Tom. If

1072
00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:58,360
I do this correctly, you may be able to record

1073
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,880
my screen.

1074
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,199
Speaker 1: Let's just try this be great if account podcast. But

1075
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,199
you know this is a film that I'll drop it

1076
00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:06,599
in afterwards. Oh yeah, there we are when you're there anyway,

1077
00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:07,719
I don't know, am I there?

1078
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 3: There we go? If any of this, if if you

1079
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:12,679
see any of this at home, you won't get to

1080
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,639
see my top secret desktop. Tom, please cut that out.

1081
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,679
It's got sensitive information.

1082
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: I see nothing sensitive whatsoever. We're looking at the hill now,

1083
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,039
which in fairness, the angle hill, frocky angle. This is

1084
00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:27,519
a serious, serious kill. So up the top there's a

1085
00:50:27,559 --> 00:50:29,519
couple of lads seemed to be out in front, which

1086
00:50:29,599 --> 00:50:32,320
is a bit on the cheeky weeky side. So we

1087
00:50:32,519 --> 00:50:35,840
have a lad in blue laden black. I think I

1088
00:50:36,039 --> 00:50:39,119
think I saw a snapshot picture this earlier today because

1089
00:50:39,159 --> 00:50:40,239
we knew we were going to be talking about. I

1090
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,360
think he's in full like motor gp overalls. That lad

1091
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,400
that is stressed all in black.

1092
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,199
Speaker 3: You know, not a bad idea to run this down

1093
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,159
with a motorbike out. That would be about the thin

1094
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,920
far because as we're about to get into here with

1095
00:50:54,039 --> 00:50:58,480
the first men's downhill race is casualties a plenty. Tom.

1096
00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:03,079
The races themselves take about ten seconds. Ah, I'm gonna

1097
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:04,719
click plan here now, body and see what we see.

1098
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, after you go. So we've got four four

1099
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,360
up in front really in a videographer and we go,

1100
00:51:11,199 --> 00:51:11,639
he's gone.

1101
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 3: He is gone.

1102
00:51:12,519 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: The guy like he bounced straight back up off his

1103
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,239
hole or the bluefell is gone again. Oh Jesus Christ,

1104
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,639
Oh Jesus Christ, all the Jesus Christ. Okay, there are

1105
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,840
lads who I mean, there's no coordination and there's here

1106
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:26,840
like this is what gets a.

1107
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 3: Cooper hill is that you think it's a hill, I

1108
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,519
can run down it, and then you get a couple

1109
00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:33,639
of steps and feet failure.

1110
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: There's it seems to be like there's lads get back

1111
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,360
up and they're going this seem to be like three

1112
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,760
hills in one. Let's have another gander and let's have.

1113
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 3: This is This is the second men's downhill. We're not

1114
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,400
going to get straight into it here, but Tom, if

1115
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,400
you if you're there's a guy on the left. They're

1116
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,119
just flipping like he is just to run and the

1117
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:54,119
feet go from here, it's amazing.

1118
00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:56,199
Speaker 1: It's the guy in the white T shirt. Keep an

1119
00:51:56,199 --> 00:51:58,119
eye on him now as he comes down on the left,

1120
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,559
it is penom like he like he has broken so

1121
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,480
many ribs it's not even funny. All it's gonna be

1122
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,159
a pelvis cracked, there's gonna be a knee pulled out,

1123
00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:09,599
a giant.

1124
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 3: It must be notre time that everybody in this race

1125
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:16,440
is running under the Union Jack banner. So whatever happens

1126
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:21,000
to them, they kind of deserve it. This is the

1127
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:24,360
first men's downhill again, flip five feet.

1128
00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:29,599
Speaker 1: In four just over biscuits the whole fucking we're gonna

1129
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:30,199
we're gonna let.

1130
00:52:30,119 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 3: This one roll straight into the second men's downhill here, guys,

1131
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,519
we could be here all night comment and these people,

1132
00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:37,840
they really are just spantling themselves here. I see a

1133
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,639
couple of helmets. That's why I see a couple of

1134
00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:41,920
people with no helmets. That's stupid, Tom.

1135
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: Do you know what dodger I think. If I think no,

1136
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,679
no helmets, I think no, just let it up. The

1137
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,400
lot at the back is wearing a Juli.

1138
00:52:50,559 --> 00:52:53,119
Speaker 3: Hang on a second, there goes the wheel and they're off.

1139
00:52:53,639 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: And they're down again, Like okay, there's a double halfway

1140
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,079
down there, because it literally is just to bumbling human beings.

1141
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,320
There's a double wammy halfway down, and it seems to

1142
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,519
catch everybody who's on in good state. Like there's a

1143
00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:10,119
there's a villa in the back and he's just sliding

1144
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:11,960
on his knee in arse and you're like what, there's a.

1145
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,639
Speaker 3: Couple of people here even as we talk and still

1146
00:53:14,679 --> 00:53:16,719
coming down because they're going down like a child goes

1147
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,960
downstairs on their bomb.

1148
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:23,079
Speaker 1: No sorry, at this stage, No, you're you're just embarrassing,

1149
00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:25,239
like you know it well, I mean, there's nothing, no

1150
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,000
bravado really in it. Albeit it's well worth watching. But

1151
00:53:29,079 --> 00:53:30,639
at the same time, like if you're gonna come down

1152
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,239
on your arse, like there's a guy in the right

1153
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,559
in the middle here now watching flip. Watch that guy

1154
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:36,159
that's out ahead of everybody watching flip here.

1155
00:53:36,199 --> 00:53:38,159
Speaker 3: Now, if you're going to be a bearba grizzly here

1156
00:53:38,199 --> 00:53:38,440
they go.

1157
00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: Off, he goes, and good god, the guy, he's got

1158
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:44,960
a night.

1159
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,519
Speaker 3: But here's here's what I want to tell you. Tom

1160
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:48,960
and I did this. When I did the ball run

1161
00:53:49,039 --> 00:53:51,360
in Pamplona. People ask, like, you know, how do you

1162
00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:55,000
avoid avoid getting hit by a bull? Go around the edges.

1163
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,000
I put it to you and the listeners of the

1164
00:53:58,039 --> 00:53:59,840
Tom and Jerry show that if you want success in

1165
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,039
the thing, don't run down the middle where all the

1166
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:04,920
humps and hollows are. Run along the edge here you can.

1167
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:06,119
Can you follow my mouse there?

1168
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,679
Speaker 1: I don't think you're even right there. I don't think

1169
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,079
if you're going to get you might stay on your feet.

1170
00:54:11,159 --> 00:54:12,760
But I don't think you're going to gather any pace

1171
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,320
because right above where your mouse is right now, or

1172
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,280
your cursor is. But yeah, right there, that's a brand

1173
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,119
new fucking hill.

1174
00:54:20,199 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 3: That's nobody's run that I would run along the outskirts

1175
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,000
of it.

1176
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: I think knee out at the pace you're going to

1177
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:27,199
come down there, I think you're going to blow in

1178
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,920
thee out. I don't think there's any good way to

1179
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:30,400
come down.

1180
00:54:32,119 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 3: There's really not, like just if you's a bad way

1181
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,960
to come down. And that's like this guy here at

1182
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,920
the back, not worth your while, showing of pal Come on,

1183
00:54:40,119 --> 00:54:42,000
that's you're buying around.

1184
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,039
Speaker 1: For everybody like you on your feet. You absolutely nakers.

1185
00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:47,079
Speaker 3: Come on, all right, here we go. The women's down here,

1186
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,039
and oh Jesus, oh Jesus, my theory of running out

1187
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:54,920
to the side is a shot because one lastly attempted

1188
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,320
that and she is still rumbling as we speak, Jerry.

1189
00:54:57,639 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: Every single competitor rum pulled like a shot cow and

1190
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,199
a slattery yard, every single one. Now, I don't want

1191
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:08,280
to speak ill. Some of my good friends are sports

1192
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,000
with My good friends are cheese rollers, but geeseus. These

1193
00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:15,800
are not athletic people. Whoever they are, I mean they

1194
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,519
like of course, they're not. Nobody of any sense who

1195
00:55:18,559 --> 00:55:20,480
has an idea to play a game. The following week

1196
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:21,199
is going to try.

1197
00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 3: And do this, but this is the ladies again. I

1198
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,039
want you to keep an eyut for a lady in

1199
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:27,519
pink and black trying to trying to run down the

1200
00:55:27,599 --> 00:55:28,000
middle here.

1201
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:32,599
Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna be nice, okay. And it's like simultaneously,

1202
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,920
like five of them all went.

1203
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 3: Here, we go pink and black over on the out

1204
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,400
skirts here and just comes busting like a bowling ball

1205
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,760
down through it. She I'm sorry, she just got It's

1206
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,920
like she manifests out an orders like she was sleeping

1207
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,280
in a hole in the ground and just comes out

1208
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,280
like what my hill.

1209
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: She's got a big Aren's head here too, which really

1210
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,360
accents how she just bounced her entire head like that. Woman,

1211
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,679
that's gonna have a concussion for six don't do anything mathematical.

1212
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,880
Are hard for the next six months, woman, because you

1213
00:56:06,119 --> 00:56:09,079
just all your body weight just transported through your face

1214
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,199
into the side of Cooper's Hill.

1215
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 3: Sweet Aston, Martin and Casino Royale.

1216
00:56:17,039 --> 00:56:17,559
Speaker 1: And not the one.

1217
00:56:18,119 --> 00:56:20,159
Speaker 3: There's people here just kind of walking down an inch

1218
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,599
and down bit by bit. I'm sorry, I'm all for

1219
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,320
not being concussed. But now last one here, Tom for us,

1220
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,559
I think it's the third. It's the third men's downhill

1221
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,320
and once.

1222
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:33,039
Speaker 1: Again mister Red gone, he's gone, and he's gone again.

1223
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:39,920
Oh Jesus Christ, that's nine rolls and ten eleven eleven roles. Amazing.

1224
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,159
Speaker 3: I want to draw your attention Tom to this sort

1225
00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:44,039
of divod here in the hill. It's like a very deep,

1226
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,280
ugly look and sandtrap in the middle of it. It's

1227
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,519
it's the belly button of the hill. If you can imagine.

1228
00:56:48,679 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: It's almost like Jesus. If you're looking at it's almost

1229
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,400
like the you know, the outline of us. This is

1230
00:56:54,599 --> 00:56:58,119
the human stomach. Yeah, like it's going to just devour

1231
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:58,880
you when you hit it.

1232
00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 3: Like well, even if for a guy in black absolutely

1233
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:09,760
eating ship in that hole right here, look it as Oh.

1234
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:13,119
Speaker 1: That's the ankle gone, that is the ankle. Yeah, you're right,

1235
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:15,119
he was going so well did he hit the soundtrack?

1236
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:17,440
Boom ankle gone, Night night.

1237
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 3: Not bye bye, have fun being carried home. And again

1238
00:57:22,519 --> 00:57:25,000
some guy just inching his way down at the top here.

1239
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,920
Don't even go down to the bottom of it, life,

1240
00:57:27,039 --> 00:57:28,679
just make your way over to the crowd and pretend

1241
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:29,639
you never did it.

1242
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: And it looks like it was it was dry weather too,

1243
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,840
like so I mean that ground is going to be

1244
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,480
bullet hard. It's not holding any water. It's going to

1245
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:38,719
be like flint every time you hit off it.

1246
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,119
Speaker 3: Good night. And then they do a thing Tom, and

1247
00:57:41,159 --> 00:57:43,239
I'm not even gonna bother sharing it here. They do

1248
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,519
a thing called the uphill race, which is all these

1249
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,320
self same people with the It may as well show

1250
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,239
you a bit of it, all these self same people

1251
00:57:50,719 --> 00:57:54,719
with whatever faculties they have left, trying to run up hill. Ah,

1252
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,800
I have no interest in this, do you know what?

1253
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: That's his fucking that's just puture now to stay because

1254
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,039
you like, all these people already have injuries, do you

1255
00:58:04,119 --> 00:58:05,719
know like it's.

1256
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 3: Oh for you know, I would buy it if this

1257
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,079
isn't going back up the hill looking for teeth.

1258
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,559
Speaker 1: Most of them are, so you might there's that can

1259
00:58:21,639 --> 00:58:24,400
cost down with the fucking clue which actual direction they're

1260
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:24,960
heading back up?

1261
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:25,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know.

1262
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,119
Speaker 1: I want somebody to fall over. Come on, fall over.

1263
00:58:28,519 --> 00:58:32,679
You've come on fall over like it just looks like

1264
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,920
a bunch of ambling cows who have just been left

1265
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,519
out and.

1266
00:58:36,039 --> 00:58:37,599
Speaker 3: Made it up to the top of a fair play room.

1267
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:40,920
Well there you go, Tom, That is the glosster cheese role.

1268
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,559
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for that. Now.

1269
00:58:42,599 --> 00:58:45,639
Speaker 3: We hope maybe that that will cut into some sort

1270
00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:49,599
of sharable video. Hard to say, but we'll be going

1271
00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:53,280
up on the social media pages before the weeks out.

1272
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,400
That said, I like that.

1273
00:58:54,679 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: I like that. The God bless anybody who we don't

1274
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,719
actually know who wanted and one date the role of

1275
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,159
cheese at the very end of it. But I think

1276
00:59:01,199 --> 00:59:06,239
if anybody has won, it's the local medical practitioners have

1277
00:59:06,519 --> 00:59:07,760
really won, because they're.

1278
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:09,719
Speaker 3: Going to catch the only winner here is gravity Tom.

1279
00:59:10,239 --> 00:59:13,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of sixty seventy euro

1280
00:59:14,519 --> 00:59:17,039
just visits over the next few months as a result

1281
00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:18,880
director result of that, Do you think anybody like has

1282
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400
Do you know there's there's old Jerry there in the

1283
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,000
corner who's done it like five times.

1284
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:25,039
Speaker 3: But I don't think there's the thing you ever did

1285
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:25,679
twice in life.

1286
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,599
Speaker 1: Nothing is on right, you know what I mean. He's

1287
00:59:27,639 --> 00:59:29,199
hips are backwards like he's.

1288
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:32,239
Speaker 3: He's like a he man that you found out in

1289
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,519
the rain, so smashed up, chewed.

1290
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,719
Speaker 1: To fucking bits, the poor bastard. Yeah, fair play to

1291
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,280
anybody who gives that a go. I'd like to go

1292
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,000
see it like a lot of these things. I'd like

1293
00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:42,519
to go see it.

1294
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: And you know, if if anybody out there is book

1295
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,400
and comedians Tom and Jerry will commentate on it. Here's

1296
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,599
the thing time I mentioned the social media pages there.

1297
00:59:51,639 --> 00:59:53,880
If it's if our video of that is a success,

1298
00:59:54,119 --> 00:59:55,920
it's gonna end up anywhere. It's going to end up there.

1299
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,400
You can follow us at Tom and Jerry. Tom would

1300
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,480
a T Jerry with a G on Instagram to catch

1301
01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:03,840
that footage. You'll follow me over on Blue Sky Jerry

1302
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,320
Pepper Spray Blue Sky at Jerry McBride and Tom o'

1303
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,400
mattany's haunt of choice is Instagram. We've had plenty of

1304
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,400
comments over the last little while, not least of which

1305
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,119
I want to give a quick shout out to Bernie

1306
01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:20,800
Quinn over there on Blue Sky who asked all good podcasters,

1307
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,760
including yourself and myself, and that Tom, you talk a

1308
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,199
wee bit slower. Not the first time I've been accused

1309
01:00:28,199 --> 01:00:29,440
of talking too fast in my life.

1310
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, same as that jet.

1311
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 3: But as we as we as we drilled into it

1312
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,880
with Bernie had come to find out she had her

1313
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:45,519
podcast set to one point five speed and Adie, I

1314
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:48,320
can only imagine what the fuck we sound like at

1315
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,239
one point five speed, although I don't have to imagine

1316
01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:51,800
it too much time because every now and then, I'm

1317
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,159
sure you do this too. If a voice note from

1318
01:00:54,199 --> 01:00:57,400
Tom is over a minute, that's played a double time.

1319
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: No, I give you already benefit of that, because he

1320
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,000
speaks quickly anyway. But I put him on one point

1321
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:05,519
Almost everybody's on one point five.

1322
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 3: Everybody's on one point five, you know.

1323
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: And if it's if I see a four minute one

1324
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:12,280
coming in from Jert, that's going to I get everything

1325
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,159
I need in that moment.

1326
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,119
Speaker 3: But Tom knows at this stage you can listen to

1327
01:01:16,119 --> 01:01:18,159
the last forty five seconds of that and get all

1328
01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:19,679
the information you need. I do.

1329
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,719
Speaker 1: I do want to give a shout out to just

1330
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,400
just to check in because we mentioned that we were early,

1331
01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:27,519
and I pulled the trigger early. I pulled the gate

1332
01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:30,079
open early on this one a month ago, and it

1333
01:01:30,199 --> 01:01:32,079
was on the PBR Championships when we talked about it.

1334
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,280
It was it was won last weekend by of course,

1335
01:01:35,679 --> 01:01:38,400
the lad who was leading, John Krimber. He the twenty

1336
01:01:38,519 --> 01:01:41,599
year old phenomenon, took away one million dollars and got

1337
01:01:41,639 --> 01:01:45,639
the golden buckle. And yeah, he wrote it and Brady

1338
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:50,079
Felder or Fielder, Brady Fielder came up, came second place.

1339
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,800
But he had this kid and he did his he

1340
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,119
did his standard walk off. He's making this shit look easy.

1341
01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,320
He's not even getting kicked. He's just walking. It's just

1342
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,679
he's just yeah, no thing, twenty year old. And let's

1343
01:02:01,679 --> 01:02:04,000
see him run down Cooper Sill. See how will he fares.

1344
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 3: Man's going to do it. He's going to do it.

1345
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: Cutting back to the socials and the people that have

1346
01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:12,719
got involved on Spotify and on Instagram, let's let's let's

1347
01:02:12,719 --> 01:02:13,480
hear a little from them.

1348
01:02:13,559 --> 01:02:17,679
Speaker 3: Jar Well, you know, one segment from last week's show

1349
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:20,840
that really lit up the social channels was school Tours.

1350
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,039
We put a shout out for who was school tours

1351
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:25,440
and we've got a lot of responses here. We got

1352
01:02:25,519 --> 01:02:29,159
stee over on Spotify. He says, longtime listener, first time commentator.

1353
01:02:29,639 --> 01:02:31,280
We love that, Tom Yeah, we love that.

1354
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: He again, he knows it, he knows it.

1355
01:02:35,719 --> 01:02:38,519
Speaker 3: And everybody was mad at me over this that we

1356
01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:40,880
mentioned all the school tours we went on and nobody

1357
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,079
mentioned prisons because prisons were like a stalwart go to

1358
01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:50,480
destination for Irish schools. To take kids on a school tour. Now,

1359
01:02:50,599 --> 01:02:54,119
I personally was taken to kill mayinghum jail. I'm sure

1360
01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:54,960
you might have been as well.

1361
01:02:55,079 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: We went to kill men, now are you talking about?

1362
01:02:57,679 --> 01:03:02,559
Speaker 3: Like kids were taken to prisons, Like kids from the

1363
01:03:02,639 --> 01:03:04,760
country were taken up to Kilmainham jail to see where

1364
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,840
Michael Collins was held, and all kids from the city

1365
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,960
seemed to have been just taken to actual prisons. Went

1366
01:03:11,039 --> 01:03:14,599
to fucking Joy. See no word of a lie. Twenty

1367
01:03:14,679 --> 01:03:17,599
young lads and lassies from Talla, from the gael Skull

1368
01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:19,679
in Tala brought to spend the day in a bleeding prison.

1369
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,760
He's not lying because when my wife listened back to

1370
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,519
the episode, she said, why didn't you mention the fact

1371
01:03:23,519 --> 01:03:26,239
that I was taken into Mountjoy for the school tour?

1372
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh you're missus, what the fuck?

1373
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:33,159
Speaker 3: Just like teenage boys and girls just brought into fucking Mountjoy,

1374
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,039
walk down through fucking fucking wing.

1375
01:03:36,199 --> 01:03:38,199
Speaker 1: So you went to Carol's cigarette factory. I went to

1376
01:03:38,239 --> 01:03:41,039
Gleason's Countrey they went. So these all places where they're

1377
01:03:41,039 --> 01:03:42,320
just as so many the kids are going to end

1378
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,880
up Like who's to say?

1379
01:03:45,039 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 3: Who is to say? You know, that's where you're going

1380
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,079
to be. But yes, prisons were a big thing, and

1381
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,119
I'm sorry we've got about it and I meant to

1382
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:56,239
get prisons. My man over here on Spotify Mac says

1383
01:03:56,239 --> 01:03:58,360
that he grew up not that far away from you,

1384
01:03:58,519 --> 01:04:01,440
but all the fancy school tours you went, and going

1385
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,039
to see the turtles and all that, and he was

1386
01:04:03,119 --> 01:04:06,280
brought to a local river to paddle in an oxbow lake.

1387
01:04:08,639 --> 01:04:10,800
Tom's like, yeah, that's them, four parish away.

1388
01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shelby over there.

1389
01:04:13,679 --> 01:04:15,239
Speaker 3: Tom's like that was a good day out for them.

1390
01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:17,760
I don't know what he's giving out about. And we

1391
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,320
had Pierce over here on Spotify as well, who Tom,

1392
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:23,639
I didn't this didn't happen to me. I don't know

1393
01:04:23,719 --> 01:04:26,280
that happened to you. Got lost on a school tour

1394
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,800
it was days about thirteen, and made it back to

1395
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,840
where the coach should have been three hours after it left,

1396
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:35,519
where there was just one teacher left behind, no phones,

1397
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:38,360
no nothing, leave a teacher behind and pray to God

1398
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:43,960
these kids wander back here. That's yeah. It was a

1399
01:04:44,159 --> 01:04:46,280
pre phone, the pre phone days, Buddy.

1400
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:50,039
Speaker 1: I talked about the nature walk just up around our

1401
01:04:50,079 --> 01:04:53,400
way up here, and I had a teacher who was

1402
01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:57,599
a fucking tyrant. Yes, and she believed me as a

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01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,800
six year old that I knew the route better than cheated.

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01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,880
She believed me and allowed me to take the class

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01:05:05,599 --> 01:05:07,559
lead the class. I'm sure I didn't know where I

1406
01:05:07,679 --> 01:05:10,039
was going. I let him in all sorts of directions

1407
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,079
and we absolutely got so late that the school buses

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01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,159
were going to just go without us. Like when we

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01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:19,400
finally got back to school, and she taught me that

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01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:22,119
lesson by pulling some nettles from the from the oak

1411
01:05:22,159 --> 01:05:24,960
winners with her sleeve and across my bare legs.

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01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,639
Speaker 3: I got cracked with nettles the whole Christ. Yeah, they

1413
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:32,280
wouldn't have done that to our Lord. I know. We

1414
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,760
are over on Instagram Dave chimes In who says that

1415
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:38,719
they went from Dublin to Tremore, which Jesus, that's a strike,

1416
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:44,039
that's And what he remembers is he got to go

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01:05:44,119 --> 01:05:46,599
to McDonald's for the first time, and I'm like, from

1418
01:05:46,719 --> 01:05:51,159
troublin in Tremore, so okay, not that here, buddy. But

1419
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,920
at the same time, there was a Chinese lad there

1420
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,360
and he says, first time ever been to the McDonald's.

1421
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,679
First I've ever seen the Chinese.

1422
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: Great day for everybody, this is this is the eighties

1423
01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:01,119
and what I'm.

1424
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:04,039
Speaker 3: Assuming the eighties or early nineties. Uh and at his

1425
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:07,079
first portion of chicken nuggets. I remember being brought to

1426
01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:09,679
McDonald's when we were small. It was the McDonald's in

1427
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:14,119
O'Connell Street. Yeah, remember vividly getting a border with just

1428
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:18,159
red sauce, no nothing, yeah yeah, himself was still in

1429
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,840
that round and we got brought to McDonald's.

1430
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,159
Speaker 1: Was Jammers. It was Jornan Wonder I talked about before

1431
01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:27,360
one of the many marathons Stale that ran and we

1432
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,119
went to Abraca Barbara and I can still never see

1433
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,480
in your life. Vividly remembered they had a television playing

1434
01:06:34,679 --> 01:06:40,679
MTV in there eighties. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was,

1435
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:45,239
it was, And I can remember the song I Got

1436
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,960
the Key Secret? How the fuck do I remember that year?

1437
01:06:49,119 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 3: So you know, I'm gona tell your man childhood last lifetime. Ye'ah,

1438
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:52,599
lucky it's happened.

1439
01:06:52,599 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean loads of actual important ship, not a hope,

1440
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:59,719
but those those tiny nuggets, yeah, and those chicken nuggets

1441
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,679
that I've got as well, class.

1442
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:04,559
Speaker 3: You know, the delicious Blaine over on Instagram as well

1443
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:06,440
a big day for Tromorrow. On The Tom and Jerry Show,

1444
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,880
he also went to Tomorrow. He says he went to

1445
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,280
splash World and Tramore so gave perhaps you were brought

1446
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,559
to splash World in Toramorrow, which was like a split

1447
01:07:14,599 --> 01:07:15,199
splash around.

1448
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a good school tour. That's a good

1449
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:21,960
school tour instead of just going to look at some

1450
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,000
stone walls and stuff like that was typically what we

1451
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:24,920
got brought to look.

1452
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:29,519
Speaker 3: At again or indeed or indeed Tom d Block. Yeah,

1453
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,960
and I'm gonna give you one last one here from

1454
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,159
Nicola over on Instagram. Now, this is the most like

1455
01:07:37,639 --> 01:07:40,199
eighties nineties thing you ever heard in your life. This

1456
01:07:40,239 --> 01:07:43,679
is most like, you know, of its time thing, way

1457
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,519
more common for O'Ryan.

1458
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 1: Like we talked no seat belts in the that kind

1459
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,119
of style.

1460
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,719
Speaker 3: This is this is like you don't get this anymore.

1461
01:07:51,119 --> 01:07:56,960
The school tour bus went on fire. Oh now, yes,

1462
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,480
you just don't see good on the side of the road.

1463
01:08:01,719 --> 01:08:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really true. Wow, that brings back do you

1464
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,039
know what I would mind seeing a bus on fire just.

1465
01:08:08,079 --> 01:08:09,599
Speaker 3: You know, and we're not talking about like you know,

1466
01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:12,760
a bus on fire when twelfth up the north like this,

1467
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,400
we're just calling on a bus that set out driving

1468
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:22,439
in good faith somewhere along the way. Too much was

1469
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,119
It wasn't like you know, oh my vappen fell between

1470
01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:27,960
the cushions and went and fire. The boss just drove

1471
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,439
until it combusted.

1472
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: The sight of the fucking rustle so many so because

1473
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,319
you know what, lads were fixing them themselves. That was

1474
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:37,840
the problem.

1475
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah.

1476
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,159
Speaker 1: Get we used to get the school our school buses,

1477
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,640
not a coach that would take us somewhere, because I

1478
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,079
was I had a bit more. But this, our primary

1479
01:08:48,079 --> 01:08:51,279
school buss was a better setup than the government issued

1480
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:53,680
one that would bring us to school secondary school. And

1481
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,760
that was a piece of ship that Dublin was done with.

1482
01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,439
We got we got pieces of ship to The rubbers

1483
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,199
were so perished around the windows that like on a

1484
01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:05,880
frosty day, they would contract so much that they just

1485
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:06,720
would fall out.

1486
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 3: You can pop the window.

1487
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would just fall out on the road. At

1488
01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:11,960
least nine times I can remember that happening.

1489
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 3: I'll tell you. Nicholas says. One of the worst things

1490
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,680
off it was that she had brought she had borrowed

1491
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,880
a tape of the pixis from our brother to play

1492
01:09:20,079 --> 01:09:22,239
on the on the on the bus radio. The bus

1493
01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:25,199
went on fire and the tape melted with our brother

1494
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:30,199
is still killing out. They never got his Pixi's taps.

1495
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,680
Speaker 1: Okay, if we if we had a bug to send out,

1496
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,920
that's you'd be getting the bug. There you go, that's

1497
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,319
a cracker on the story.

1498
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,119
Speaker 3: Well, listen, Tom, I gotta tell you a regular schedule

1499
01:09:39,199 --> 01:09:41,039
programming will return next week.

1500
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1501
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:44,520
Speaker 3: But I dare say for a bank call on the weekend,

1502
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,039
we might have some more bank call it the bladder schet,

1503
01:09:47,119 --> 01:09:50,159
and to go on in years to come, just to

1504
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:52,680
keep things fresh here on the Tom and Jerry Show.

1505
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,960
And hopefully that little technological experiment we did works out.

1506
01:09:57,239 --> 01:09:59,039
Don't don't show people the screen that flashed up with

1507
01:09:59,119 --> 01:09:59,960
my credit card number.

1508
01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:03,680
Speaker 1: There'd be absolutely no chance of that working, Jarr. I

1509
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,359
can promise you now, just as the two of us

1510
01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:07,560
sit here looking with your hope in your eyes, I

1511
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,840
can promise you the second I download this video and

1512
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,920
you say night and have your second cup of tea,

1513
01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:15,479
I'll go through it and it'll all go white, and

1514
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,199
then it'll be a long haired wet haired Asian girl

1515
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:20,479
climb out of a well and look straight on the

1516
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:28,560
cameras as a buss fucking burns and splash wort behind them,

1517
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:41,560
and a bunch of prisoners. Good look, m