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I wasn't my earphones on? Sorry? Hello? How is everybody?
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Speaker 2: Do it all right, before we get into the big
story of the day, which is of course bimbo fication gate.
Speaker 1: And I was yesterday years.
Speaker 2: Old, as I'm sure many of you were when you
found out that that is even a thing. But before
we do that, I do want to just make sure
that if you hadn't heard this horrible news, you need
to hear this horrible news, which is that Shelley Kittleson,
who I think is from CNN American journalist I know
you've seen her before, is constantly on the ground in
like terrifyingly dangerous situations, and she was kidnapped in Baghdad yesterday.
This was according to the Iraqi Ministry of the Interior.
And then apparently she has like a rep here who
also tweeted about this, saying, I can confirm that my
friend Shelley Kittlsen was abducted and may have been taken
hostage and Baghdad by Hesblah where mission are unknown. I
am her designated US point of contact. If you have information,
please provide it to law enforcement and send me a
DM And as of this morning, they do not know
where she is. There is video of the moment that
she was abducted and like pulled into this car, and
then they arrested one person who was allegedly involved, but
that arrest has not led to any information about her.
And so that's awful, Like, that's the most that's the
worst possible thing I can imagine as being kidnapped by
a freaking Islamic terrorist.
Speaker 1: Right, nothing good comes from that, as be seen like
with October seventh, and this is wow. Yeah, prayers, prayers
for her, prayers for her family. I can't even imagine.
My god, I know.
Speaker 2: And so there's you know, there's warnings in Iraq, there's
warnings in Saudi Arabia to any Americans, like get out.
Speaker 1: Especially women, especially women. My gosh, and she's.
Speaker 2: Blond and all the thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm terrified for her.
Speaker 2: So if you had not heard that news yet, sorry
to be the bearer of bad news.
Speaker 1: But that did happen yesterday. It is terrifying, Tracy, Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Really is, all right. I don't even know how to
segue from that into bimbofication.
Speaker 1: Gig puts like fake on him, like he puts fake
boltons on at the front of him. What is our
world out?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like, listen, I feel like these people, like
a lot of these people that are in government and
that tangentially you know, are near our government, have always
been freaks. And maybe we're just are now starting to
find out because of social media and the twenty four
to seven news cycle. Maybe they've just always been this
freaking deeky, you know.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably true. But they were less able.
There was there was no platform for them to find
each other, and so they all stayed quiet in the shadows,
and you just didn't know about Now it's like.
Speaker 1: There's bill or there's bulletin boards for.
Speaker 2: These people with the same setishes to connect, and it's
just you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, I just I just I can
count the normal people on one hand.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's getting me too, that's for sure. Hands It's like
I the heterosexual not listen, not to discount gay because
gay people, it's fine if you're gay, it's fine. But
I'm just talking about like heterosexual Christian couples that are
are that are just normal. Yeah, like they're endangered, you guys.
Speaker 2: They endangered girl in danger. So if you have no
idea what we're talking about, and congratulations if you don't.
Speaker 1: Some of the news.
Speaker 2: Cycles, I just like yesterday, I said to Ron. At
one point, I was like, these are the days where
I'm just like, am I in.
Speaker 1: The right job?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know how much of this I can handle.
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 2: So if you missed the big headline and the associated
main photograph, the Daily Mail reported an exclusive yesterday with
the headline reading secret double life of Christy Nomes, cross
dressing husband Brian, the pouting, busty bimbo photos and trove
of explicit messages and we'll go through some of the
tidbits of the article from the Daily Mail and so
on page one.
Speaker 1: Everybody was like, wait.
Speaker 2: A minute, what it turns out the Daily Mail got
tons of messages, hundreds, they say, of messages involving Brian
and three women from this bimbo fication scene where this
is where women like transform themselves into the really weird
barbie dolls that have like just the giant, enormous thames
that are just ridiculous, Like it's not they're going for
anything that resembles even close to what reality is they
want to look ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous, and he apparently is
not only super into that but also kind of wants
to have that. So he had all these messages with people,
which was really really dumb considering the position of his
wife being Secretary of Homeland Security, because he obviously compromises
her in lots and lots of ways.
Speaker 1: Maybe he thought that he was exempt from, you know,
being under a microscope, like she could protect him somehow.
Speaker 2: Maybe, I mean, that's a good point, but he was
really dumb about it. And now here's here's a photo
of how he decided he would become part of the
bimbo fication process. He took two balloons and pointed not
so straightly like the tryons.
Speaker 1: A little off there Byron.
Speaker 2: And then also you can't see in that picture at
least very well, is that he also put on little
pink spandex hotpants.
Speaker 1: So that was part of the get up.
Speaker 2: So according to page two of this article, there's another
photo which you'll see in a moment, but he was
asked for money, I guess, which because people were going
to bribe him to extort money out of him. This
was also a really bad thing. He sent twenty five
grand via cash app.
Speaker 1: And PayPal and so.
Speaker 2: But then when the stainments wouldn't actually go through, one
of the women became disgruntled enough that she posted about
this behavior on social media immediately deleted it, and this
is when things started to go a little bit hay
wire for him. Here's another photo of a different outfit,
presumably different balloons and different hot pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really likes the hot pants. I really really
like it. Where do you do you go to Atwood's
to get that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Ranchers? Where do you go? It's like, where do you
go tractor supply? Can you get that attractor supply? I
don't know exactly. Sure, we call him a rancher and businessman. Okay,
So he.
Speaker 2: Had this fetish and I did not. Every time I've
ever seen those Barbie looking fake women on Instagram or
socials or wherever, I'm always like, who are the people
that are attracted to this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Now we know? Now you know it's Byron? It's Byron?
Is it Byron? Or Brian? I think it's is it Brian? Yeah?
I think it's Brian's Bryan's belled? Yeah, correctly? What it is?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: So he got into contact with one woman that uses
the pseudon or you using the pseudonym, I should say
Jason Jackson, and like got all complimentary at her older
that he worshiped her like a goddess, and he asked
her would you ever go bigger? Like he was asking
these questions about her boobs, and that's when he admitted
and reciprocated with photos of himself wearing the balloon boobs.
And he also this is one of the women that
he sent money to a lot of times, money about
five hundred bucks or one thousand dollars, and then admitted
to her, oh, by the way, I have a wife
and family, and I love my wife, and I want
to get better. And then he would like go offline
for a time and then come back.
Speaker 1: This is according to one of the women. Okay.
Speaker 2: And then one of the women figured out connecting that
this Jason Jackson to his phone number, called the phone
number and heard the greeting saying no insurance, leave a message.
So then she googled it and figured out, I'm my god,
this is this is Brian Nome. So she said, I
was completely shocked, and she asked him, why are you
doing this? I didn't think hot guys did this, And
he said, I don't care, and she said, well, you
kind of should care, because your wife could lose her
entire career. And then she asked him if he knew
about the affair that Christy was having with Corey Lewandowski,
and he said, yes, I know.
Speaker 1: There's nothing I can do about it. Oh my god,
so to me.
Speaker 2: And this is what I said to you in pre show.
This is my conspiracy theory about this. The only reason
you would say there's nothing I can do about it
is if there was an agreement arranging him and Christy
that he would not come out in public about her
affair and she would not come out in public about
his weird fetish like this was their arrangement.
Speaker 1: That's totally in my opinion.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm speculating here, obviously, but that is
my take on it.
Speaker 1: And one why else you would say that. And Corey Lewandowski,
I'm assuming doesn't do this.
Speaker 2: I'm going to assume that he does not does not dubes.
Speaker 1: Right now, Corey Lewandowski is married to a woman who
I think lost her husband in nine to eleven, didn't
she I don't know about that. I mean, like this
is like it's listen, it's not okay. None of that
is okay. And I'm none of this is okay. I'm
just saying that, like maybe there was some sort of
an arrangement with them, that's.
Speaker 2: The thing, because I don't know, because when they reached
out to Christy Nome, the official statement was that she's devastated.
The fa the family because they have three grown children,
two girls and a boy. The family was blindsided by this.
They ask for privacy and prayers at this time. And
I gotta tell you, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I think she knew. Yeah, I think she probably new.
Speaker 2: This is so weird.
Speaker 1: It's just so it's so weird. It's like, what are
we what are we praying for? What do we what?
What's the what are we praying for? I'm going to
pray for her kids. I'll pray for that. That's the
thing is, Well, they're asking for prayers, you know.
Speaker 2: That's a family.
Speaker 1: Oh, the family's asked for prayers, right right, I mean
they're asking for I'll pray for the kids because can
you imagine the kids and all this and looking at
all this crazy dysfunction in your parents and being like,
w tf, mom and dad?
Speaker 2: I know? Can you Can you even imagine being one
of them and finding out your dad does this?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did.
Speaker 2: Three Letterman said, I guess we finally have an answer
to the age old question what drives a woman to
such depths that she.
Speaker 1: Ends up with Corey Lewins as you there, you go, there,
it is right there. It's when your husband is putting
on strap on boobes and wearing hot pants that he
bought it. I guess the local tractors supply. I don't.
Speaker 2: But there's other interesting tangents of the story. Ryan Giordusky,
who you may remember from such things as getting kicked
off the Abby Phillips Show for making a joke about
Meddie Hassan having pagers, he said, I mentioned on my
podcast months ago that one of Trump's cabinet members was
telling reporters off the record that her husband was gay.
I didn't name Christy Nome by name out of respect
for her privacy, but to say that she really had
no idea flies in the face of what she was saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's also interesting that it's also interesting that
Trump got rid of her a couple weeks before all
this came truation. Don't you think the timing is kind
of weird?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 2: But he says that he found out about this yesterday,
like when somebody asked him for a statement.
Speaker 1: He was like, what, I had no idea. Oh my god,
that's terrible. But there's grumblings that people knew that he
was gay, and they knew that there was an arrangement,
and there's just all this like behind the scenes they knew,
you know.
Speaker 2: But this is like not even gay behavior. This is
like I want to be a big boobed woman behavior, right.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you call that. I guess
you're right. I don't really know what this behavior is either.
But it ain't normal. It's not normal.
Speaker 2: It is not normal. And there's another little twist according
to this journalist.
Speaker 1: I forget what outlet he works.
Speaker 2: For, but Mark Caputo said in a couple of tweets,
he said, yeah, I got a weird lead. A source
texted me on February thirteenth. They said an immigrant sex worker,
possibly in the country illegally, wanted to go public about
Nome's husband using her services online, and it was in
vengeance for DHS's immigration enforcement I couldn't land the interview,
and then he posted this exchange that happened yesterday. So
whoever that was, you know, knew about this news breaking
and said, now that the cat's out of the bag,
I'm going to share what I was told, not naming you.
The source is an image grant, possibly unlawfully in this country,
who wanted vengeance. And then Mark went on to say,
I'm sharing this because folks sometimes wonder how reporting works here.
I would have needed to talk to the accuser and
verified the info the way that the Daily Mail did.
When we use anonymous sources, they're credible. Sometimes it means
someone else gets the story. So if that isn't if
that's all true, if this was, you know, really broken
open by an illegal immigrant, that makes it even more
of a blessing in disguise that Christy is.
Speaker 1: No longer in that position. Totally. Yes, very very interesting. Yeah,
and the time, all the timing is just weird to me.
It's just everything is this is just Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So I just thought a couple of these pictures are
of interest, namely their wedding photo, and I just want
you to see, Oh my god, that.
Speaker 1: Is in fact Christino, so.
Speaker 2: Really good idea of how much she has f't with
her face. And listen, I'm not talking about aging. We
all age. I don't look like my wedding photo either
from an age you do point, you totally am the
same person. You can look at it and go, that's
mock right, I'm recognizable one.
Speaker 1: I have mine on my Yeah, you can look at
mine and be like, that's Daisy. I mean obviously I'm
older and I'm an older Daisy, but holy cap right,
that's a different human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, completely different. And then just to put a fine
point on it, you know, it's been a lot of
changes in just the last decade or so. It came
fifteen years or so. It's just she's a completely different person.
But what was so interesting to me about this is
that she has barbified herself, and so it's so fascinating
now to find out that her husband is really like
the fake baby. Look the fake boobs, talking about Christie's boobs,
but her face is definitely fake, and it makes you makes.
Speaker 1: You wonder if he pressed for that.
Speaker 2: That's my point, right, Like did she do this to
please him? Did she do this to kind of, you know,
make up for the fact that she doesn't want to
have ginormous balloon boob?
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I just thought it was it's like,
I'm not going to do the boobs, but I'll do
everything else. Does that make me happy? Is it gonna
make Yeah? That man, It's also great.
Speaker 2: It's also crazy. But you guys, I means I can't
get enough. And like the jokes that are running around
about this, I I'm sorry, but I cannot get enough.
This was my favorite. He's probably thinking about other.
Speaker 1: Women and the sleeping. He's like, I wish I had
to This is what happen.
Speaker 2: I just love that so much.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's so funny that you show this me because
I was. I was like, you know, when I'm going
I go to bed at night, my brain is like this.
It's just constant. I was, and I was actually mad
at my husband and sham, I'm like, your brain, I
think it's just a blank sheet when you go to bed,
you have not like it's just there's nothing there. And
then I go to bed and it's like equations and
ship all up in my I'm thinking about this is
why women can't sleep?
Speaker 2: And then why did I say that thing to my
friend in fifth grade? Why did I do that?
Speaker 1: Like that's what I should have had, this snappy comeback.
This is what we're like, we're thinking about a good
jillion things. This is why women can't sleep. Men, So true,
except for this guy who's like, I wish I had
hit This is what it is, you guys.
Speaker 2: So it's so weird because out of nowhere in pre show,
you guys, no, put it back, put it back, please
please put it back. Okay, thank you. I don't want
to lose my spot. Out of pre show nowhere from nowhere,
jay Z mentioned Maryanne Williamson like out of nowhere, you guys,
and has since we talked about her for she's such
a she's such a crazy crazy woo woo lady.
Speaker 1: She's such a crazy woo.
Speaker 2: But I have a video of her today and she
didn't know that.
Speaker 1: She didn't know that. That's so weird about the brain sharing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the reason we have a little in this very
quick video for Mary Williamson is because another one of
the jokes that went around was somebody put a caption
above this video that said this was me when I
found out about Brian Gnome.
Speaker 2: And here here is the video.
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, so this is the way I see it.
We need to completely recreate human civilization, yes, totally. I
mean what else are we supposed to do? I asked you,
you guys for president? Remember when she ran for president?
Remember she might again, you know, god possible, mary Anne,
she might on her astral projection.
Speaker 2: But the memes kept coming, and we saw this one
from Kobe CHRISTI nom out here getting boob mogged.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this one. I'm Stewie.
Speaker 2: Here's no one, here's Christine Nomes for no reason.
Speaker 1: People are mad like there are people, there are people
in our comments that are like, you're disappointing me, chicks,
Why we have to laugh at this? Are you kidding?
We're disappointing you.
Speaker 2: Not Christie Nomes, but family situation.
Speaker 1: But we're disappointing you. Okay, my husband hasn't shown as
boob yet, so I don't know how I've disappointed you.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, And you know what had to happen.
Speaker 8: Marco.
Speaker 2: Marco, Marco found out he has to be Christy Nomes husband.
Speaker 1: Now right, she does. He totally does all right.
Speaker 2: And then one reaction to this whole thing that I
could not believe hypocrisy of it was amazing to me
was Nancy Mace, who said, the media wants to talk
about Brian and Christy Nomans's personal drama and indiscretions. I
want to talk about who's getting deported, who got paid,
and who's stealing from taxpayers, different priorities. Let's focus on
what matters. Nancy Mace was constantly dragging her personal drama everywhere.
Speaker 1: Including onto the house floor. It's true.
Speaker 2: I could not believe that that was an actual tweet.
Speaker 1: The hypocrisy knows no bounds. You cannot make this up,
all of them. Just can we just start over with
all these people?
Speaker 9: Lord?
Speaker 2: Anyway, people are acting like I just can't believe they're
talking about this.
Speaker 1: Are you joking? This was the top news.
Speaker 2: Story of yesterday. It was literally on every single news station.
Speaker 1: It's because it's on our side. It's comfortable for people
because it's on our side. Well, we're going to talk
about it. Sorry, you're uncomfortable, it's there. You know what.
I don't know if you know this, but politicians are
gross no matter what.
Speaker 2: The surprise, Y all right now We're going to get
into some nitty gritty news, because there's a lot. So
there was an announcement yesterday that came from our little
sweet former intern Reagan rece course now as the Daily
Call her.
Speaker 1: Reagan said, and this was early in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: She said, Scoop. Trump is going to sign an executive
order at five pm cracking down on mail in voting.
Speaker 1: Across the country.
Speaker 2: The EO will require the administration to create a list
of confirmed US citizens who are eligible to vote in
each state. It will also mandate that absentee ballots only
be sent to those on each state's approved mail in
ballot list. Ballots will now have specific secure envelopes with
unique barcodes for tracking, and states who disobey the order
may lose federal funds under the presidential action. That cute
little dude who works for Trump when he ever, he
has an EO to explain it to the press, Yes,
he was there yesterday. You're about to hear from him.
Here's how he summarizes.
Speaker 10: So, what this executive order is going to do is
one we're going to take.
Speaker 1: Federal data staring to be shared that.
Speaker 10: Each state's election officials are provided with a comprehensive view
of who the eligible voters in their jurisdiction actually are,
allowing them to properly verify that everybody voting in their
elections is legally able to vote. And then it orders
the Postmaster General and the US Postal Service to take
bold new measures to verify that ballots both being sent
to people are being sent to people who are eligible
to vote, and then that ballots being returned or being
properly returned by eligible voters only. And we believe that, combined,
the measures in this executive Order will help secure elections
in the future and ensure that the many abuses of
our election system in the past aren't repeated in future elections.
Speaker 1: Ted was so distracting. It was just like, it's like
more distracting than our giant faces right now? Oh is it?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 1: Is it more distracting than these? You gotta put them
on top of your end. Here's the thing is that
the leg I love this, right, I think it's great
Trump's taking care of business. But once again, it's Trump
who's taking care of business. Don't we have a legislative branch?
Are they too busy at Disney that holds Princess sceptors
that we pay for the overpriced princess sceptors that were
That was a bubble wand oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lin,
Why are you gay?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: This is the this is the thing. It's people will
be like, he's useless. I hate him, He's a tyrant.
He's that he has to do this stuff because everybody
else is useless.
Speaker 2: Well, and I see a lot of people in the
comments saying he can't do this, this goes against states rights.
States are the ones that control their own elections. I listen,
I love you guys, But I also know that Trump
surrounds himself with very smart lawyers who know exactly how
the constitution works. They're aware of states rights compared to
what we're allowed, what Trump is allowed to do. And
I'm sure they found some sort of usps. They're using
the postal service for this. They figured out a loophole
and that's what they based this EO on. Now, will
this stand through.
Speaker 1: The court system. I have no idea. We'll have to
let it play out.
Speaker 2: But kudos to Trump for trying to do something. That's
your point is that somebody's got to do something. Somebody's
Congress won't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's always him. It's always it's always him.
And then you have yahoos. And I know we're talking
about a tab of yahoos who are like, he's cognitively impaired.
Really he's the only one doing crap, right. I just
I cannot with these people. They are all useless and
they are spending our money, and I hate them. I
hate them, and you should.
Speaker 2: Howard Lutnik, you probably saw him, if you weren't too
distracted by the dude in the camera, you've probably saw
him standing behind President Trump. He also gave a little
bit of an explainer about how this will practically.
Speaker 8: Work the states right run these elections, they will if
they want to use the US mail, the US Postal Service,
they're going to get a cod a barcode from the
US Postal Service and they're going to.
Speaker 5: Put that on the envelope and we will have one
envelope per voked. None of this time where we have
no idea, there's no observers to mail, there's no envelopes,
there's no certainty.
Speaker 11: That's all going to go away.
Speaker 5: And what the President is doing today is he's going
to make sure that mail in ballots are safe, secure,
and accurate and will have a clear distinction. If you've
voted by mail, you will have it on the envelope,
obviously not on the ballot, but on the envelope. So
we will know a million mail in ballots, there'll be
a million envelopes, and you'll be able to know exactly
correctly that citizens voted.
Speaker 1: I think it's just great. I think it's great too.
Speaker 2: Obviously Democrats are were immediate. I mean I'm talking like
immediately you saw reactions like this, Chuck, you c in court.
You're going to lose. So we know that this is
obviously going to be fought immediately. And you know, I
hope that all of these court battles are emergencies because
we have an election coming up and I would love
for it to go to the Supreme Court and have
them rule on it and figure out how this is
going to work.
Speaker 1: But why don't you I'm glad he did it. Why
would he not want that? Why would Chuck Schumer not
want that? Let's all ponder that for one half a millisecond,
and that is because he wants illegals to vote. That's
that's what he wants. Why else would there be a problem,
right this is not hard. I mean, I just only
US citizens should be allowed to vote. Only US citizens
should be allowed to have like health care in this country.
Only US citizens should be allowed on the census. This
is common sense crap. Why are they so against it?
Why ask yourselves that question? You may ask yourself. You
may ask yourself, how did I get here?
Speaker 3: Democrat?
Speaker 1: You may right it, Pads, it's Candace did we get here?
Speaker 2: We're going to talk more about some legal stuff, because
a lot of legal stuff happened yesterday that we have
to get to. But I also want to take a
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Speaker 2: Okay, So other stuff happened from a legal Schmiegel perspective yesterday,
and most of which not all, but most of which
was making me rage, absolutely positively rage. So this was
the first thing you are about to see just a
small little report.
Speaker 1: You know this.
Speaker 2: This this came from I don't remember what outlet she
works for, but a judge ordered the Trump administration to
stop the construction of the White House ballroom unless Congress
says it's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of these people.
Speaker 2: Congress controls the purse. This is all private donations, So
why does Congress have anything to do with this?
Speaker 1: They should soever, they shouldn't, And like Congress is busy
at Disney World, I think you're busy on vacation right
now doing they don't do Jack squat.
Speaker 2: This made me so mad, and obviously made Trump mad too.
If you would like to read.
Speaker 1: His very lengthy I would be delighted to read this.
The National Trust for Historic Preservation sues me for a
ballroom that is under budget, ahead of schedule, being built
at no cost to the taxpayer, and will be the
finest building of its kind anywhere in the world. I
think it's sued by them over the renovation of the
dilapidated and structurally unsound former Kennedy Center now the Trump
Kennedy Center. Show of bipartisan unity, a Republican and Democrat president,
where all I am doing is fixing, cleaning, running, and
sprucing up a terribly maintained for many years building, but
a building of potentially great importance. Yeah, but the National
Trust for Historic Preservation, a radical left group of lunatics
whose funding was stopped by Congress in two thousand and five,
is not suing the Federal Reserve for a building which
has been decimated and destroyed inside and out by an
incompetent and possibly corrupt fed chairman. The once magnificent building
is billions over budget, may never be completed and may
never open. All of the beautiful walls inside have been
ripped down, never to be built again. But the National
Trust for Historic Preservation never did anything about it, or
have they sued on Governor Gavin Newscomb's railroad to nowhere
in California, there's billions over budget and probably will never
open or be used. So the White House Ballroom and
the Trump Kennedy Center, which are under budget, ahead of schedule,
and be among the most magnificent buildings of their kind
anywhere in the world, get sued by a group that
was cut off by government years ago. But all of
the many disasters in our country are left alone to
die doesn't make much sense, does it, President Donald J. Trump,
He's a thousand percent correct. This is so wrong in
every way.
Speaker 2: It is so mad.
Speaker 1: They just want to be contradictory. They want to be
in the way. They want to get in the way
of everything that this guy does. They can suck a bowl,
is what they can do.
Speaker 2: And there's like literally a giant hole in the ground
at this point. So they're just so what Congress is
just going to stop it.
Speaker 1: We're not paying for it. We are not paying for it,
so they shouldn't have a say at all. Congress has
no say in this if we're not paying for it.
Speaker 2: They have other presidents could make it, could make big
changes and add bowling lanes or whatever, and do all
these changes to the White House.
Speaker 1: Well, then so too can Trump.
Speaker 2: He's not even going to get the benefit of it.
He will be.
Speaker 1: Gone by the time this is done.
Speaker 2: He's doing this because America deserves to have a ballroom
when we host other leaders from other countries. It's unacceptable
that these leaders are hosted in an outside tent. I mean,
what are we doing anyway?
Speaker 1: I cannot hate these people today. I hate these people
more than I've hated them yesterday. Yes, Richard, Yes, I
don't know who said that. I'm sorry, I didn't see
your name. They can eat satchel of Richards who said that.
Thank you.
Speaker 2: Cam Well, if you are mad about that, just hang
onto your hat, because look at what else happened. ABC
News reported the Trump administration must restore the legal status
of potentially hundreds of thousands of immigrants who came to
the US legally through a Biden era pathway meaning CBP
one to allow people to claim asylum when they had
no business doing so, and so Bill Mlusion pointed out remarkable,
the Biden administration created out of thin air a pathway
on a cell phone app for roughly nine hundred thousand
migrants from around the world to bypass the Rio Grand
and enter the US appoints and ports of entry, and
Trump revoked their legal status on day one. A federal
judge says, now.
Speaker 1: Noa, these judges are out of controls.
Speaker 3: These are the.
Speaker 1: Same judges that, let you know, violent criminals go free
and then people are killed because of them. They they're insane.
These judges are freaking insane.
Speaker 2: They just want to stop him at every turn, and
it just it is infuriating absolutely infuriating. Obviously, I know
that there's going to be an appeal, and you know
that's happening. But the fact that this is happening, the
fact that these federal judges feel so invincible and just
so powerful to do these things that are so blatantly wrong,
that's what makes me crazy. I mean, the lawfair that
started under Obama is out of control. It's out of control.
Speaker 1: And listen, if one person is hurt, like if a
hair is harmed on one American citizen by one of
those people, one of those million people already have okay, well,
then the judge needs to be held accountable. The judges
need to be held accountable because listen, bartenders go to
jail for overserving drunks, they go out, they kill people.
Bartenders go to jail. If bartenders can go to jail,
judges need to go to jail. Straight to jail, Straight
to jail, yep, straight to jail. There was some good
news from a legal perspective yesterday, and that is that
the Supreme Court.
Speaker 2: Whoops, I don't know what happened again. The Supreme Court
just ruled that the Colorado Democrats ban on talk therapy
for kids identifying as trans is unconstitutional. This was almost unanimous,
except that they have a complete retard on the Supreme Court,
and that is k Tanji Brown Jackson. She is of
course the lone person to dissent because she is an idiot.
She is always an idiot, and this was no different.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Matt Walsh, I thought, had a great sort of breakdown
about why this was important. He said, to be clear,
this was a law that attempted to ban therapists from
telling gender confused boys that they are actually boys, and
girls that they're actually girls. It was literally a law
prohibiting anyone in the therapy profession from verbally acknowledging biological
reality to their clients. Easily one of the most psychotic
pieces of legislation ever passed anywhere in the world at
any time in history. The fact that Katanji Brown Jackson
tried to uphold this law, even as her fellow liberals
broke ranks with her, just proves again that she is
the most unfit, unqualified, unhinged lunatic to ever hold a
seat on the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know what the hell she's doing. She has
no idea, no idea, utterly clueless, an absolute more on
this shick completely.
Speaker 2: Brandon gil also tweeting about this, saying, to illustrate the
total absurdity of Justice Jackson, she ruled last year that
states do not have the right to ban child sex changes,
but ruled today that states do have the right to
ban counselors from telling boys they're not girls. That's how
retarded she is. She doesn't even agree with herself about
states rights and like the limits on any of.
Speaker 1: Those rights, because she's an idiot. She has no business
being a Supreme Court justice. Supreme Court justice, she has
no business being there.
Speaker 2: None, none at all, not even a spec And also,
there is a big, big, big, big big case being
heard by the Supreme Court today, and here's a little
report about that.
Speaker 12: The US Supreme Court is set to hear arguments tomorrow
and a major case on birthright citizenship. Some Trump Cabinet
members are expected to be in the courtroom. The justices
well way whether people born in this country to parents
who are here illegally should be granted citizenship. Constitutional law
attorney Jonathan Turley says, it's all about the nitty gritty
when it comes to our founding father's wording.
Speaker 9: When the Fourteenth amendment was drafted, some of the drafters
said explicitly that it does not allow for birthright citizenship.
The problem are these six words, this clause put in
the middle of an otherwise clear sentence. But the key
is that those words were not in that sentence in
the original draft. They were intentionally inserted, so you can't
just treat them as superfluous. They was inserted for a reason.
And I think that there are compelling arguments on both
sides here.
Speaker 2: So that's going to be a very very very very
very interesting and important, obviously case. And it's so important
in fact that Trump said yesterday that he is going
to go like he's going to be in the courtroom
listening to the arguments.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic.
Speaker 2: But then there was like this idiotic reporter who said
that that's like unprecedented and was trying to make that
another thing to be outraged about.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, comes to Donald's, well, clutch your pearls. Just
go ahead and clutch your pros. You know what, Donald
Trump is unprecedented, So just clutch your pearls.
Speaker 2: All of you wuss is so stupid, so HARMI Dylan
actually replied to her.
Speaker 1: It was Catherine Watson.
Speaker 2: She said, if President Trump attends the Scotus's Oral arguments
tomorrow on his Birthright Citizenship Executive Order, like he says
he will, he would be the first sitting president on
record to do so. Presidents have avoided attendance in part
to honor the separation of powers and Harmonie Dylan was like,
there is literally a chair set up at Scotus for
our presidents to sit in for oral argument. Your separation
of powers nonsense is more imitation pearl clutching hoteur. Yeah,
which I love that. I love that it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so stupid. They they just it's
constant every single day, bitch and moan. Shut up.
Speaker 2: But you know who is always leading when it comes
to federal judge or judge overreach in uh, in general,
it's Goes. I will say you guys that I am
troubled by his new haircut.
Speaker 1: Why what's wrong with this new haircut?
Speaker 2: You know the guy that's on Fox that his name
is David Spunt and he looks like a vampire because
his hair is like all slicked back.
Speaker 1: Is that what runs? Yes, you can't run your fingers
through slick back hair. That's what it is. I mean, no,
it looks too wet. It's as likely it's too gaviny.
It seemed like he used to have a part, you
know what I mean, and now it doesn't have a part.
Speaker 2: Oh, but I still love him, you guys, I still
love him because when it comes to judges and judges,
for example, releasing criminals, whether they're illegal or not, onto
the street, and then those criminals recriminalizing, he is sick
and tired of it. And he made a statement about
that yesterday, as you will hear, even though it slicked back.
Speaker 13: To my friends in the Florida House of Representatives. I
don't think what you've done is enough. You have the power,
and you have sufficient numbers in your chamber to impeach yep,
this judge, Tiffany Baker. Until you start holding these judges accountable,
they are going to continue to find ways to benefit
the criminal element. This was an outrage. This was such
an easy call to make sure that this guy was
put behind bars, and this judge refused to do it,
knowing the risks, and the result has obviously been a tragedy.
So Florida constitution vests the House of Representatives with the
ability to bring an impeachment against a circuit judge.
Speaker 1: Impeachment isn't good enough. She needs to go straight to jail,
Straight to jail, Straight to freaking jail. That's what all
of these judges need to do if they're going to
mess with this, if they're going to let the listen.
It's like I said with the bartenders. If bartenders can
go to jail for the stuff, why can't judges. If
they're letting out criminals that they know are violent criminals
who get out and they rape and they kill people,
and they know that they're rapist and killers, they need
to go straight to jail. And no, that was not
a guy.
Speaker 2: I saw someone asking because the sound was kind of wonky.
And I don't know what happened in my software editing program,
but the sound just got wonky. But no, it was
not AI. And again I'm troubled by.
Speaker 1: I think it's trouble. I could see a side part.
I think you're just overreacted.
Speaker 2: I mean it was there, but like it was overshadowed
by the slickery.
Speaker 1: Right, you know, maybe you just got out of the shower,
in which case, you know you ladies, all right, yeah, right,
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Speaker 2: I regret to inform people like me who go to
bed at seven thirty. Actually that's probably just me.
Speaker 1: It is just you.
Speaker 2: But if you are someone who enjoys going to bed early,
you are going to be disappointed, as I was to
find out that tonight Trump is giving an address to
the nation at nine o'clock Eastern.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's eight my time, So that's all right, I
can do it. Yeah, which I eight.
Speaker 2: I would maybe stay up for it. I will absolutely
not be staying up for this. I will check out
what happened and obviously get highlights in the morning. But
he is going to give an address to the nation
about the status of the Iran war.
Speaker 1: This was Caroline Levitt's tweet about that.
Speaker 2: Trump also tweeting a lot yesterday, and one of the
things that he was talking about was Arnato allies. If
you want to read the two tweets that he had
about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank here the country of France. When I'll let
planes headed to Israel loaded up with military supplies fly
over French territory. France has been very unhelpful with respect
to the butcher of Iran, who has been successfully eliminated.
The USA will remember, President Donald J. Trump, all of
those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the
straight upom moves, like the United Kingdom, which refused to
get involved in the decapitation of Iran. I have a
suggestion for you. Number one, buy from the US. We
have plenty, and number two, build up some delayed courage.
Go to the Strait and just take it. You'll have
to start learning how to fight for yourself. The USA
won't be there to help you anymore, just like you
weren't there for US. Iran has been essentially decimated. The
hard part is done. Go get your own oil. President
Donald J. Trump, Oh yeah, da, listen right, he remembers
people who are not loyal. Yeah, that's one thing that
just that is that is a character trait of his
that has been tried. It's like tried and true, like
m he hasn't changed with that. If you're disloyal to him,
or if you show him that you are not going
to stand next to him, it's but this goes even.
Speaker 2: Further than loyalty to him. This goes like to loyalty
to the kind of states, to NATO as a whole.
And so he is very upset about this, rightly so
he's calling out European partners, rightly so. And so to
our Marco Rubio, we heard we played a clip about
that yesterday. Pete hegg Seth is talking about it. We'll
get to Pete in just a second. But Marco also
did like a really fantastic summary about why we did
this whole operation yesterday. We've also got that to play
because that was absolutely amazing. Marco also talked about the
straight of horror Moves, and I think that's the clip
that we have next.
Speaker 1: If I didn't do this wrong.
Speaker 14: Yeah, the United States gets very little energy through the
straits of Horror Moves. Our allies ship out a lot
of oil through there, meaning our goalf allies and certainly
countries in Asia and Europe depend on it.
Speaker 3: We depend very little on the straits.
Speaker 14: So this eve, in fact i Ron decides to set
up a toll if, in fact i Ron decides that
they are going to illegally control the straits of Hormus
and decide they're going to try.
Speaker 11: To do that.
Speaker 14: Look, I imagine that'll be the president's call whether he
wants to help. But this is a problem for the world.
It's countries around the world should be stepping up and
dealing with that and saying that's intolerable. And that's what
even we've encouraged them to.
Speaker 2: Do, right, Like, what is this all falling on our
shoulders when we don't even need it as bad as
everybody else.
Speaker 1: I feel like everything always falls on our shoulders, always
this historically, Like we're the kid that is in the
group project, that handles the group project all the time.
So everybody looks to us and they're like, well, what
are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Aren't you supposed to be handling this because we have
set we've set this up historically. I feel like other
presidents always we're always just as a country, we're always
the one that handles shit, And so now all these
other countries are like, well, what do we I mean,
we're the ones always relying on you, so what are
you going to do us? Right, We've taught people how
to treat us totally.
Speaker 2: Trump is not He's not down with this plan now.
He's sick and tired of it. And there's going to
be discussions about how we move forward with NATO for sure,
and Trump will have some decisions to make about.
Speaker 1: He's reteaching these people, which is uncomfortable for a lot
of folks, but it's got to be done. You guys,
we've been taking advantage of my God.
Speaker 2: So Pete, Hegseth, gave an update yesterday morning and he
talked about NATO and this decision that will need to
be made. Also here's Pete.
Speaker 15: And as far as NATO's concerned, that's a decision that
will be left to the president. But I'll just say
a lot has been laid bare, a lot has been
shown to the world about what our allies would be
willing to do for the United States of America when
we undertake an effort of this scope on behalf of
the free world. These are missiles that don't even range
the United States of America. They range allies and others,
and yet when we ask for additional assistance or simple
access facing the overflight, we get questions or roadblocks or hesitations.
And the President's pointing out, you don't have much of
an alliance if you have countries that are not willing
to stand with you when you need them. You're simply
pointing that out, and ultimately it'd be his decision what
that looks like.
Speaker 2: After the systems NATO's in trouble, Well, they should be,
they should be.
Speaker 1: We pay most. I mean, we're the ones who are
getting the bill at dinner all the time, all the time,
and they're like slipping out going well, I mean us
will handle the bill. We ate all the appetizers, and and.
Speaker 2: It's like they're ordering steak right and they're like covering
like a little portion of the tip.
Speaker 1: And then they're like what, we're gonna go ahead and
just ease on ad here drunk while you guys handle
the bill all the time. Literally, that's us. We're always
on the hook again. We're having to like reteach these people.
Quit taking advantage of us, You losers, you leeches.
Speaker 2: It's it's just I'm glad that he is reaching the
up with which he can no longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes to this.
Speaker 2: We've all been glad about it.
Speaker 1: So many of us have been sick of this shit
for years.
Speaker 2: He was asked to in that same press when he
was signing the executive order. He was asked by a reporter,
gas prices are really high and people are really mad
about it, like, what are you going to do about it?
And you can just tell that Trump is over these questions.
He doesn't understand that people are He doesn't understand why
people are angry with him about the strikes in Iran.
And I get it, like he just believes that everybody
should be grateful for the fact that he's creating a
safer world, and they should be. But there are, in
fact a lot of people that are just focusing on, well,
the gas prices are high, and that bothers me personally,
So what are you going to do about it? So
you can kind of sense that he's impatient the way
that he answers this question. I don't blame him, but
here's how he answered it.
Speaker 16: Gas prices today they hit four.
Speaker 3: Dollars at the row.
Speaker 4: Four dollars. Yeah, and we have a country that's not
going to be throwing a nuclear weapon at IC in
six months.
Speaker 2: But the Americans are feeling the effects in the interim.
Speaker 4: And they're also feeling a lot.
Speaker 2: Say, what is the plan to bring them back down?
Speaker 4: All I have to do is leave around and we'll
be doing that very soon and they'll become tumbling down.
Speaker 2: So he's just like, can you just stop focusing on
the short term stuff and think about this long term
because that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm doing that too. I want everything to
be safer too. I mean, the Islamic regime, are you kidding?
This is all they want is for us to die.
There are people here in this country that are like
rooting for Iran. There are conservatives that are rooting for Iran.
I mean, it's just crazy. It's absolutely crazy. It's just
not baggery, is what it is. So I mean, listen,
it's not comfortable to fill up my car. I have
a gigantic car and so it's not fun to fill
up my car. I get it. I totally understand, like
there's some pain there, but I'd rather do that than
not be safe. I'd rather do that than have you know,
the craziness here. You know what I mean that.
Speaker 2: I would rather have that than the constant threat of
Iran and all of its various right, you know, proxies like.
Speaker 1: Once and for all, if he could try to take
care of I'd rather have a president who has the
balls to try to take care of this.
Speaker 2: And Marco laid out the case better than I've ever
heard him lay it out. And this was just sort
of like a sit down addressed to the world really about,
you know, answering these constant questions. No matter how many
times he does answer this, he constantly gets the questions why.
Speaker 1: Did we have to do this? And here he is
laying out in less than two minutes perfectly.
Speaker 14: Many Americans are asking why did the United States have
to attack Iran? Now, well, let me explain, Iran wants
to have nuclear weapons. Of that there is zero doubt.
If what they truly wanted, which is what they claim
is nuclear energy, well they could have nuclear energy like
all the other countries in the world have it, and
that is you import the fuel and you build reactors
above ground. That's not what Iran has done. They build
their reactors and their facilities deep in mountains, away from
the public glare, and they want to enrich that material.
The same equipment that they could use to enrich material
for energy, they could use to quickly enrich it to
weapons grade. So it is clear that they've been offered
every opportunity to have a nuclear program that allows them
to have energy, not weapons, and every single time they
have turned it down. But why the attack now, Well,
what was Iran trying to do. Iran was trying to
build a conventional shield, in essence, have so many missiles,
have so many drones that no one could attack them,
and they were well on their way. We were on
the verge of an Iran that had so many missiles
and so many drones that no one could do anything
about their nuclear weapons program in the future. That was
an intolerable risk. Under no circumstances can a country run
by radical Shiah clerics with an apocalyptic vision of the
future ever possess nuclear weapons, And under no circumstances can
they be allowed to hide and protect that program and
their ambitions behind a shield of missiles and drones that
no one can do anything about. This was our last
best chance to eliminate that conventional threat, that conventional shield
that they were trying to build, and the President made
the right decision to wipe it out. Now that is
the goal of this operation, to destroy their conventional missiles
and their drone program so they can't hide behind it
and finally have to deal with the world seriously about
never ever having nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2: No, Unfortunately he is not unless JD gets out. And
we know that because here's what he said yesterday of his.
Speaker 17: Own personal and political ambitions, telling Vanity Fair last week.
If Jade Vance runs for president, He's going to be
our nominee and I'll be one of the first.
Speaker 1: People to support him.
Speaker 17: Very rarely in Washington politics somebody who does something like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really remarkable kind of the setting. Aside of personal ambition,
and arguably these two men, Jade Vance and Marco Rudio.
Speaker 1: Would probably be among the top contenders. Yeah, you need
to bow out JD. That's the only chance.
Speaker 2: And I think if JD bowed out, Marco would absolutely
be the guy.
Speaker 1: And he would have no question, he would annihilate like
a Gavin Newsom. He would I have, so I'm convinced
of it, but I don't think JD has it in him.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that the fourth baby is just like a
little wake up call for JD that his time is
maybe not now, but maybe like sometime later. Give Marco
eight years and then you can run right.
Speaker 1: Like get a little bit more experienced, like maybe flip
flop rolls or something. I don't know, like do something,
stay in the administration, but just let Marco do it. Yeah,
that's where I am too.
Speaker 2: But I was really disappointed to see that yesterday, really disappointed.
Speaker 1: He used to call us, call us Marco, call us.
Speaker 2: Okay, Unfortunately, there are a lot of people on the
right who are crazy and who are you know, big
fans of Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, those kinds of people
who are trashing Trump.
Speaker 1: Now this is the new thing.
Speaker 2: They are saying that Trump is compromised or not even competent.
Speaker 1: They're suggesting that.
Speaker 2: He suffers from the same kind of maladies that Joe
Biden suffered from during his president.
Speaker 1: Joe, it's absolutely crazy. It is, It's totally crazy.
Speaker 2: And yet Alex Jones, who obviously is highly influential, went
off on this terror about Donald Trump yesterday that I
felt like it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: But here's what he said, in part.
Speaker 11: When your ankles swell up three times the size they
were before. That means heart failure. And he does look sick.
Speaker 1: My god, I can't and he does.
Speaker 11: Babble and you know, sound like the brain's not doing
too hot. Okay, And so we just cut bait on Trump,
and we just mobilize against the Democrats, and we mobilize
against the neocons. We primary them, and we just fight
even harder because look at how we've turned the tide.
Look at all the good we've done. There's a fourth turning.
Populist nationalist conservatives are winning everywhere, there's a Christian reawakening,
and Trump is just a minor figure in all of that. Now,
we have to be appreciative of the old Trump. It
went through so much and got so much done. And
that's what Trump, you remember. And we're just sad because
that how but he need to be sad about Trump.
This is not funny, this is not good. But he's gone,
Oh my god, I just and all the people rallied
around him. See headstats freaked out, you see the Pressenttory
is freaked out. They're being loyal. They think it's a
lesser of two evils. And I okay, but I just
Trump need's intervention. He's to take some time off. We
need to pray for Trump. The Holy Spirit touch his
heart and loose him for whatever evil control he's under.
I'm serious, gay, and I think that's the answer. We
need to pray for President Trump. We need to We
need to pray for other people to be awakened. We
need to pray for justice and peace because we're in
so much danger.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Alex Jones is now a medical doctor like
Candice is a ballistics expert. This is what I'm saying.
He's completely out of his mind, this is the thing.
And he's also sick. Like the guy is not well.
Speaker 2: He's literally sweating clearly and losing his mind on camera
about Trump and try they say that Trump is ill
and that we need to pray.
Speaker 1: For him, and he's gone. What even is that? It's irresponsible.
I'd like to know what the impetus is for all
of this, for all of these people. What's the impetus? Like,
what what is driving these people to do these things,
like to say the stuff against what is it? Is
it just Iran? Is it Iran? Does that feel like
it's Israel?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the hatred of Israel that is
causing all of these crazy people to say the crazy things. Okay,
it all goes back to the because again, I rot
as Charlie Kirk called Israel hatred.
Speaker 1: It's great because again Trump has not changed, as evidence
by the nineteen eighty seven clip that we played on Monday,
he has not changed. These people have changed. And yes,
I think there's money involved here. I think there's money
and clicks and power and these people are greedy and
that I just there's something wrong with these people that
are like, oh my god, he's insane, like he has dementia.
He doesn't have dementia. You guys just I had like
three tweets today that Trump wrote it. Clearly the guy
does not have dementia. If you look back on the
previous administration, Biden wasn't even capable of, like not crapping
his pants. He called the lid at nine am every day.
I don't even think he called it. It was other
people barely saw him.
Speaker 2: And when we did it, he looked.
Speaker 1: Like he was near death right. He wasn't even running,
like he wasn't even signing things. Trump does not have dementia.
This is it's the craziest narrative ever. It is batshittery
at the end degree. These people are out of their minds,
like them, the fact that they are conservatives and they're
trying to do this like there is something behind the
scenes nefarious going on. I'm convinced of it. I just
I don't know why they want Why do they want
us to fail so badly? What is it?
Speaker 2: They're trying to recreate Republican the Republican Party in the
image of these new candy ile Catholics, and this on
an anti Israel platform, and.
Speaker 1: They want like the Marjorie Taylor Greens and people like
that to be in charge. Well I will fight that
tooth and nail. Oh no, over my dead body. Are
you freaking kidding me? Like that is not the Republican Party.
It's not. I know, all right, we need to.
Speaker 2: We need to have something at least somewhat funny. And
there was a Remember how for a long time there
was this like trend of showing people in their babified
versions and we get like.
Speaker 1: Such a kick out of it.
Speaker 2: So there was a reason. I keep seeing them, but
not as often, but I saw this one that is
clearly AI because Trump and Kamala never said the things
that you're about to hear in this video of them
being babified. But it just I just was so amused
by this, and I hope you guys like it too.
Speaker 4: Kamala, is that you in my hotel lobby? This is
very unexpected and a little sad, but mostly unexpected.
Speaker 6: I am here because I am here, and being here
is something that happens when you arrive at a place,
which I have done today at this location.
Speaker 4: That's not an answer, that's a GPS having a stroke.
Speaker 6: I was simply passing through on my way to what
I would say is a series of important meetings about
the future of the future and what it means going
forward in terms of forward movement.
Speaker 4: You lost by a lot, Kamala, and now you're in
my lobby, which means deep down you're a fan, and
I respect that it takes courage to visit the winner's buildings.
Speaker 6: I did not lose by a lot. The margins were
and I think this is important. The margins were a
reflection of the broader landscape of losing.
Speaker 4: The word is losing very simple, two simple things. Even
Biden gets that one right, which isn't saying much.
Speaker 6: I have to go now.
Speaker 1: I have a podcast.
Speaker 4: Of course you do. Everybody who loses gets a podcast.
It's like a participation trophy with a microphone.
Speaker 1: I mean, I swear like she looks.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's super cute.
Speaker 2: I love the whole baby, I'll never get tired of that.
It's just super super cute. Also, here was an interesting tidbit.
I didn't realize that this was in the works, but
jd Vance has a new book out. He says, I've
been writing this book for a long time, and I'm
honored to finally be able to share the full story
with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and
how I found my way back to faith.
Speaker 1: It'll be available in June, but you can pre order today.
I don't know how I feel about that. I loved
his first book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just say that, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know how I feel about like,
like writing and selling a book while you're in office,
like at that high of a level. Yeah, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just maybe I should give him one.
Speaker 1: Of his jobs because he clearly needs more to do. Right.
That's okay, That's that's what I'm getting at. Yeah, Yeah, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, speaking of people who may or may not be
running for president in twenty twenty eight, they're starting to
trot out. You've probably seen this, but you're starting to see.
Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the wife of Gavin Newsom, be trotted
out a lot, either without him or with him. And
there was a recent video that they made talking about
partnership and parental partnership and the fact that women do
a lot of the heavy lifting when it comes to
caring for kids, caring for the household, and so they
released this joint video about it that is.
Speaker 1: So cringe craze. It's just cringe.
Speaker 2: It's the cringiest of cringes, especially at the end when
he starts doing all of the hand things. Then he
gets super animated, and that always makes me a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Anyway, here it.
Speaker 18: Is we women, naturally, whether we give birth or not,
have been socialized to care about children, their health, their
well being, their education, the environment.
Speaker 1: Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 18: You care about that, I believe through your own socialization,
being raised by a single mom, yeah, your aunts and
your sister, surrounded by a more feminine energy that ultimately
embrace his caregiving.
Speaker 1: We have to entertain.
Speaker 18: Our kids, care for our kids, feed our kids, nurture them,
provide them love. Historically, men have been socialized to just
focus on work.
Speaker 16: Is it historic?
Speaker 2: Not historic?
Speaker 1: But yeah, current it's.
Speaker 19: Like really bad.
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you, so yeah, no, it's bad.
Speaker 1: I mean that's why we're doing this video. Right then
we got to step it up.
Speaker 18: Guys, right, Yes, and so many men are and that's
what's so exciting. But let's be honest, are they really
I mean, in terms of that fifty to fifty when
it comes to caregiving, I mean, we talk about that.
Speaker 6: I mean, what was that?
Speaker 18: Do you think I see see you on all of
my emails when I'm traveling about the kids.
Speaker 2: No, but well, at least when you're traveling, at least
I'm taking care of the kids a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I feel better.
Speaker 20: But you said, you said me like an article the
other day that that was so ominous and basically suggested.
Speaker 10: That that women spend it like I don't know, it
was like thirty.
Speaker 1: Nine days or more per year, per year caring for
their children and their homes than guys and the elders.
Speaker 8: That's not fifty to fifty is it all right, So
it's time for the men, you know, to step up
and step in.
Speaker 2: And we haven't even gotten to the boys crisis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole other.
Speaker 18: In this country.
Speaker 4: The hyper masculinity, man up, all those terrible things that
we do to our young boys is.
Speaker 1: The issue of our time, and it's the answer.
Speaker 4: To so many of the problems that exist in the world,
and so.
Speaker 18: So many of our current problems, and not to mention
our unforeseen future problem.
Speaker 10: My god.
Speaker 1: So anyway, get to fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: Thank you all very much for paying attention to.
Speaker 2: This critical issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she hate them. She is him with more hair. Yes,
she's literally him. She's a carbon copy, just the longer hair.
The hyper masculinity thing. I don't want to be fifty
to fifty with my husband. You guys, there was a
rattlesnake in our backyard yesterday. You know what my husband did,
which I did not want to do. He went right
up to it, took the shotgun and blew his head off.
I just I'm not like I mean, if I had
to do it, maybe I would do it, but I
don't have to do that because my husband does that.
I don't want to do that. You know what that is.
That's hyper masculinity and I am happy to have that
in my house. There is no way the Gavin News
and whatever, she just say, no way, no way he
would be doing this because I can't.
Speaker 2: He'd be trying to like somehow talk to the snake,
reason with the snake, yes, or just freaking out squealing
and fear from it. Right, exactly, all right, we talk
We mentioned briefly Marjorie Taylor Green, Thomas Massey, a lot
of these folks that are, you know, ostensibly from the
right who are anti Trump now, very very anti Trump now,
and talking about a lot. Massey is obviously in a
primary battle at the moment, and he's getting most of
his funding actually from outside the state of Kentucky, because
I guess people in his own state aren't altogether pleased
with him, so he requires outside donors. And they did
like this money bomb, like this money raising thing online
for him yesterday, and he did make a lot of
money in it. Marjorie Taylor Green was part of this
online event, and she made sure to talk about the Jews.
Speaker 1: Of course, Seer good man. He's a good man.
Speaker 21: He loves his family, He loves his friends, and he
sincerely loves his district. And there's nothing in Washington that
can break him or change him. He is tested, he
has been tested for years. So if you're in the
in Kentucky's fourth district, there's no surprises with Thomas Massey. Really,
he is proven. He's proven in every single way. He's
not going to sell you out. He cares about your farms,
he cares about your business. He cares for your right
to bear arms and for the government to never be
able to take that away from you no matter what
they come up with. He sincerely has been tested and
he's proven. But you know who has not been tested
His opponent, His opponent that is literally propped up and
funded by three Jewish billionaires. Now look, I'm not enti Semitic.
I don't care what people's religion are. But these three
billionaires that are funding this opponent against Thomas Massey don't
even live in Kentucky. They're not even they don't even
have a home in his district. And their loyalty is
to Israel, not the United States of America. And that
is so public that information is out there everywhere. It
doesn't take me saying it. It's already been said by
so many others. So I think what's extremely important for
people to understand is you need to donate some money.
You need to donate some money on the massymneybomb dot
com because this is a fight for America first. This
is a fight against against a foreign country, against foreign interest,
and against foreign money.
Speaker 1: Okay, so who's who's bank rolling Massy?
Speaker 2: I heard it, Well, exactly, it's like seventy percent out
of state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out of state. And then I know at least
like that that guy Marook he's Muslim. So should we
point that out? Because I mean, it's like, let's see
Jewish versus Islamic, that's what we're talking about. So she's
not gonna mention that it's not I mean, this whole
America first, bullshit, stop it with that. If you're like, oh,
it's Israel first, well he's must he's probably Islam first.
I'm sure he is.
Speaker 2: It's the weirdest horseshoe ever.
Speaker 1: It really is. They're so into this, it's like they
are compromised. I'm so tired of this. I'm so tired
of them being like juju ju juju. Okay, well, then
let's talk about your Muslim support. Let's talk about that.
Are we not allowed to? I mean we do, Lord,
we will, We're the only ones.
Speaker 2: I love how she was like, he's funded by Jewish
billionaires and I'm not antisemitic, but right, I'm like, if
you have to say that, he probably are.
Speaker 1: Also, she probably needs some softness around her face. I
didn't really like the pool. I didn't like that whole look.
Speaker 2: If her ponytail would have just been like higher, I
think I just said it was all and you just couldn't.
Speaker 1: See that she had actual hair.
Speaker 2: Anyway. We also need to talk about Eric Swalwell, who
is of course running for governor. We talked earlier in
the week about the fact that he's having some mortgage
fraud trouble. He's being at least referred to the DJ
for further investigation, and he has a apparently forgotten the
entire Obama administration and the entire Biden administration. He's just
forgotten them completely, because if he remembered them, he wouldn't
say stupid shit.
Speaker 20: Like this, I meant to try and smear a political appontment.
It's just absurd. It's absolutely absurd. But is my lawyer
one of our lawyers told me today, and this really
kind of stops you right in your tracks. He said,
if they do this, it'll be the greatest abuse of
power by an FBI.
Speaker 1: Director gang since Jan Hoover.
Speaker 20: And so those are the stakes that we would allow
the FBI to just go after the president's political enemies.
Speaker 1: Such a drama. He's talking about, like files, his files,
Like how many times has this guy said release the files?
Just not my files? Right?
Speaker 2: He doesn't want anything about Fang Fang to be it's nice.
Speaker 1: Files about me and Fang Fang when he shouldn't even
be in office because of that. Dude, we should see
the files. If you want files, release, let's see all
all of them.
Speaker 2: But the fact that he's like, it's so wrong to
go after your political opponents, are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 18: Right?
Speaker 1: This is all he did, all he does. It's like
his whole life revolves around that. Shut up and take
all Bless his stinky little heart.
Speaker 2: I know. Crazy. So, in addition to Gavin Newsom potentially
being a presidential candidate on the Democrat side, so too,
there's rumors. At least I don't think there's anything official,
but there are rumors that Ram Emmanuel, who's the reason
for my name today, could also be a contender, and
I will say he is much more reasonable of a Democrat,
a traditional democrat, if you will, than a lot of
these other psychopaths that could be running like a mayor
Pete in an AOC or any of the But Ram
Emmanuel is I mean, he's still a Democrat, so that's
out of the question. But at least he recognizes how
insane his own part has become, and that is rather reassuring.
Speaker 1: I guess here he is.
Speaker 22: We lost the plot. We as democrats nationally, from LATINX
to defunding the police, to police organizations are all racist,
to bringing a set of cultural wars to our schools.
We are on the losing side of those cultural wars
full stop. You are worried about bathroom access and locker
room access. Why don't you focus on classroom excellence. You
have fifty percent of our kids not reading at grade level.
Speaker 2: Well, they can just say we can do both.
Speaker 22: You've proven you can't because you've permitted a thirty year
low and reading of mass scores, and nobody seems to
be calling the whistle on this. We lost the plot.
Why Because the party got unanchored. Every one of our
most successful electoral presidents anchored themselves in what I call
middle class values and values that are universal, at least
in this country, ascribed to. We went from acceptance to advocacy.
Big difference. And I'll just take one on that I shouldn't,
so here it go. I remember fight for Title nine,
the reason we are champions and women's sports in the Olympics,
in soccer, hockey, Title nine. Why would you undercut the
premise of Title nine with the ability of trans men
playing in women's sports. To me, it's insane, it's baffling.
You are undermining one of the great accomplishments we as
a country, but also spearheaded by the Democratic Party, Title nine,
and we're undercutting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're right, it is advocacy. But also I'd
like to point out that they're not the party of
the middle class anymore. Yeah, that's that ship hosts. They
have sailed so far you can't even see the boat.
It is still go on. They are the party of elites,
and they want to tell everybody what to do, and
they're all about being woke, and it's I mean, there's
no turning back. Of Manual, but Maybry.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would love for our choices to be
Marco or a reasonable Democrat, you know, much more so
than I would a Marco versus is a Gavin or
somebody again reasonable now, because if a reasonable Democrat won,
then hopefully they wouldn't be as crazy as a Gavin
Newsom winning, you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I think, but I think a reasonable, a reasonable
Democrat could win, where as a psycho Democrat. I think
the contrast would be that much greater with like a Marco,
and I think that they would have less of a
chance of winning. I think you would see such a
huge contrast. And yeah, that's true. And I think it
would just be better for us if you saw that contrast,
because listen, at the end of the day, if you
put a Marco up against like a Gavin, or you
put them up against like an AOC, cake walk for us.
I know that people will say, but AOC really cares
about it, She's a dumb ass. He would he would,
he would mop the floor with her. I am not
in a debate, he Marco Rubio would mop the floor
with her in a debate, mop the floor without question.
I mean, I am I feel so secure in that JD.
I don't know, I don't know. I think maybe, but Marco,
I just what I've seen over the past year. I
just feel very secure in that he has been through
the ringer, he has proven himself. I just feel like
and he is Yeah, he's Latino, the Latino vote too.
He's like Cuban, he's Cuban American rights, Cuban American. Yeah.
I mean there's that too. So I just I just
feel like it would be a slam dunk for us.
Speaker 2: I would love to believe that, but unfortunately we are
surrounded by morons, and of course we saw that on
full display over the weekend with the No Kings protests.
I know we had a couple of highlights earlier in
the week of how crazy some of these people are,
but just wanted to share a few more. Who's the
what's the name of the guy that kind of looks
like our spencer who works for Jesse Waters? Who does
the man on the street now, Oh goshche what's.
Speaker 1: I don't know his name? Off the bat. I know
you're talking about though, because he he calls him out
all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he reminds me so much of our Spencer Core
respondent so much. But anyway, we've got some clips of
him talking to some of the no King Johnny.
Speaker 1: Guys, Johnny Johnny, thank you, thank you. He's awesome.
Speaker 2: And here are a few highlights from the weekend.
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do to the king? Shut him down?
How are we gonna shut him down? The pea? If
there's impeachment, that means there's a Congress and Donald Trump
can't be a king? Right right? Why is Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: A King's not?
Speaker 3: He smells funny?
Speaker 2: For real?
Speaker 1: Is that a question?
Speaker 23: Because he has repeatedly overused his.
Speaker 21: He's trying to abuse this world and try to make
this place all about him.
Speaker 3: Why are you asking me this?
Speaker 2: You know the answer.
Speaker 3: What's the answer? You know it? What is it? You
know the answer? So many people showed up. Imagine if
they showed up like this for Kamala. God, people showed
up for Kamala.
Speaker 18: Did that go the way you thought it was going
to go?
Speaker 3: Who do you want to win the US? I ran war?
Speaker 1: Honestly I can't say who.
Speaker 3: You don't want the United States to win? Not with Trump?
The US is bombing. I ran for no reason.
Speaker 1: I am rooting for the United States to just stop.
Speaker 3: So you're not rooting for the United States? Correct? Are
you happy the iatola is dead?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not happy that anyone's dead.
Speaker 3: Trump took out the Ayatola, he took out mcduo. He
seems to be the King slayer. You gotta give him credit.
Speaker 1: How can you ask that question?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I heard he loved strong men.
Speaker 3: Do you love strong men?
Speaker 1: Well maybe George Cloney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be shaken if I saw him.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not happy that anybody's dead except Charlie Kirk, right,
I mean mentally ill, all of them.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they're completely mentally ill. There was a
whole different, similar interaction, not with Johnny, but there was
a person doing Man on the Street interviews with somebody
in asking about Shardan Gorman and like, the you know,
these illegal criminals hurting Americans, and the logic process or
lack thereof, of this protester was absolutely stunning. You just
you can't even I don't even know how to make
sense of this.
Speaker 1: Check it out, Sharedan Gorman.
Speaker 16: She was in Chicago, just walking around, just recently killed
by an illegal immigrant.
Speaker 2: That's a sanctuary setting.
Speaker 23: Right, Well, crime, murder is a crime already, so we
prosecute those who commit the crimes, so.
Speaker 16: They have to commit the crime before we can enforce
keeping people safe.
Speaker 23: Yeah, you can't. There's this sci fi movie about that
where they were like, oh, these people are going to
commit crimes.
Speaker 16: Rust saying it's already illegal for someone to not come
into this country legally, but we're not enforcing it, and
it's costing people like Sheridan Gorman's lives.
Speaker 1: But she would still be heard today.
Speaker 19: If an illegal immigrant hadn't broke the law and ja right,
But statistically speaking, native born Americans commit more crime than
people who are immigrants or illegal.
Speaker 16: So just let's bring in more illegals to make the
total number of murders even.
Speaker 23: How well, no, the total murders would go down if
we had more immigrants, because oh my god, they commit
less crime than people who were born here, So the
murder rate would decrease if we let everybody in.
Speaker 1: That was real, That was for real. There's so much
retardation in that.
Speaker 3: But that hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a migraine, Like, if we let more people in,
there's gonna be less murder you guys, that's what you say,
because they they commit less murders. So if we just
need to let more and more of them in and
we'll be my god, oh myl I know I cannot
and I They'm like, we're the party of the intellectual elite.
You maga people are stupid.
Speaker 2: You don't read.
Speaker 1: Oh dorpey durpe Okay, all right, if you say it
to yourself up, it must be true. I guess all right.
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I've been listening to the chicks for us ten years now.
They have a great and fun way of discussing current
topics and politics and entertainment. Thank you, thank you. Here's another, Sister, Eggie,
the way to start my day. For the past four
and a half years, I've started my day with my
newest friends. Mock and Daisy have done what no one
could do before. They helped me see the light through
my tunnel of independence to the promised land of conservatism. Oh,
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Speaker 2: This isn't got the greatest God?
Speaker 1: So great love them?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Let me make sure I get all of my yes.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: And then from Venmo yesterday, Tracy Wolfenden said, dad joke Wednesday.
Wife said, if I get coffee without her, then she
is leaving me.
Speaker 1: That's grounds for divorce.
Speaker 2: Prayers for my daughter first first, first baby girl after
three boys. Oh okay, I do not read emoji.
Speaker 1: Well, it's fantastic. Look at that congratulations. That's awesome. This
is when she's gonna go completely broke.
Speaker 2: Terry Sarmiento said, greetings from Commie Fourny knew some lost
in court paying a big fine for hiding from parents
the transit of kids. Dad joke Wednesday, George Lucas forgot
Yoda's last name.
Speaker 1: It's lady who.
Speaker 2: And also from Terry, raise your hand if the interviewer
and yesterday's Gay of Horror moves sounded like surge in
Beverly Hills, comp My.
Speaker 1: God, would you like a twistle lemon? If it's no problem, God,
I remember that great Remember surge? I remember my God,
let's see Carrie Heath.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's just she's talking about our store. Nancy
Kate said, hate chicks. Israelis are willing to sit in
these safe rooms for a safer world and free the
Iranian citizens. I think we Americans can deal with a
temporary higher gas price. Not great, but worth it. Thank
you for recognizing the bigger picture.
Speaker 1: We have a bunch of babies living in this country,
bunch of spoiled brats, really totally over on locals.
Speaker 2: Nieman sixty four said, I planted a joke for April Fools,
still waiting it for still waiting for it to grow
on people. Happy dad joke Wednesday. That's right, you guys,
it's April Fools.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hate today. I hate April Fools. I hate the pranks,
I hate the I hate everything about Because you usually
love pranks, well, I don't like the kind where you
don't know if what you're reading in the news today
is true or not. I hate that because it's already
hard enough on every other day, but like on April Fools,
it's especially hard to discern.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, So I just don't like
it anymore.
Speaker 2: I love a prank, like a physical prank. I'm all
about it, But this kind of stuff dislike Audrey krasts
five Good Morning Chicks. Christy Nolan wasn't suspicious that Brian
always volunteered to pick up balloons for all of their parties.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. How many freaks are out there.
There are a lot of freaks, right, she knew. I
feel like she. You kind of know if your husband's
doing that stuff, you kind of know.
Speaker 2: Roth Lady, Right, they do background on everyone in the government.
The man knows everything. Of course she knew. She knew,
the administration knew. Everyone at the water cooler knew. Trump
himself might not have known known, but everyone else knew.
So sick I would like a divorce from all the sickos.
Quick hilarious fact. I was actually voted most likely to
open a water balloon factory in high school.
Speaker 1: What in the world, Oh, that is so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Math Nerd Knitter said, today is my twenty first wedding anniversary.
Not a joke, So honoring that with a dad joke.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame
they'll never meet. Roth Lady Wright said, Molly Simms acted
in Las Vegas it ran for many years.
Speaker 1: She was James Cons's daughter. Okay, oh I think I
remember that. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And math Nerd Nitter said, be sure to check out
NASA's YouTube live stream for the Artemis two launch, scheduled
for six thirty pm today, first moon mission since nineteen
seventy two America.
Speaker 1: All right, supernova, dad joke Wednesday. It is a five
minute walk from my house to the bar, but it's
a forty five minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering. Shelley Bolton, dad joke Wednesday. Why
did chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they
had four, they'd be chicken Sedan's please forgive me take
my coop? Mind Clark two two four. I'm not joking
when I tell you that I was born sixty seven
years ago today. All right, well, happy birthday, Happy birthday,
and April fools baby. You gotta love that, Maxwell Heedison's mom.
What did the Australian antethesiologists say to his patient when
he first met him? Dialad dialag delauded, delauded, to meet
you in an Australian accent. I didn't do it in
an Australian accent. I'm sorry. I was really I'd read
that terribly and I apologize. Sorry. Marcy pra Aules. Good morning,
beautiful people. Please remember to hit the like button and
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Thanks much love, Thank you, Mercy, Thank you, Mercy. James
Kissler x two e. The only thing flat earthers have
to fear is sphere itself. Yeah, I get it. Number two.
Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? That's a
great question. Curios six nine. What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians at a fish market?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, terrible, really bad. Tilta Whorld seventy two.
Happy April Fool's Day, turn fifty five today and celebrating
being married to my wonderful husband forever twenty years tomorrow,
No joke, y'all. Make my day, Happy birthday, happy anniversary.
Yea so great. I'll be fifty five this year, so
yay fifty five. Bill Michaels in real life creations. Not
many people know this, but I studied dad jokes in college.
I majored in psychology Si SI collegy.
Speaker 2: I see what she did there.
Speaker 1: But mama eight, y'all, the safety of my grandchildren is
my biggest fear. All but one, blonde, blue eyed. I'm
not opposed to anyone posing a threat. Pray for the
safety of the kidney.
Speaker 2: I'm not opposed to knifing anyone posing a threat.
Speaker 3: Oh I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I'm sorry, didn't see the knife. Sorry,
that's actually very important for the contact. Sorry, but mama ate, Yes,
I'm not opposed to that either, And everybody does need
to pray for that girl again. That's Hezeblah, right, it's Hezeblah,
It's a mos, it's the hoo Thies, it's all of them.
It's Islam. Yeah, Brian Brumley, it's not me. I am
one thousand percent straight and normal. And if you don't
think so, then what are you? Megan the coward? Meghan,
thank you very generous, so sweet. Do you know if
women actually knew who he was and who he was
married to.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they did it initially, if you're
talking about Christy's husband, but obviously they figured it out
and called him out on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did, and then Megan the coward again. Thank
you very generous. I think you told Christy he was
going to be outed, and she warned Trump, and that's
why Trump fired her. That's probably why I fired her.
I do feel like the timing is a little sus
it's odd.
Speaker 2: I think it was more about what she did with all,
like the commercial and the spending of the money on
the ads and stuff didn't help think that that was
like a legit reason to get her out.
Speaker 1: Of that job. But I think there's some cumulative things there.
I think she just had some issues and they were like,
we just need to have you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Shelley Bolton. By the way, I have no affiliation
with Byron Brian Noam because the name bolt On. Helll
the whole world has lost its mind. Yeah real, Uh
huh super nova Gutfeld will do Bazoomagate two point zero
on Brian no Yeah, he will, uh huh, bomama ate
dad joke Wednesday, why can't Barbie get pregnant? Ken comes
in a different box?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also autocorrect misspelled oppose in my first comment. Not me,
I don't okay, noted Supernova. Immuno globulins for mod Brain,
for mod Brian. I'm sorry. Did I say I'm sorry
for Mad Brian? Immuno globulens. It's for you, Brian. Catherine
Richards seven nine seventy six, the man who invented the
roat lozenges has died. There was no coffin at the funeral,
Chilly Bolt. Happy Left's Day, everyone, or rather April Fool's Day.
But I repeat myself, and by the way, I'm not
the least bit disappointed in you, ladies. Laughter is therapeutic.
It is there right.
Speaker 24: You have to laugh at the dumb news how we're
supposed to survive. Otherwise it's literally us. We've been doing
that for seventeen years. Ranger Girl eight four seven three
and miss one Day and news and miss all the
huboob thanks for catching us up. Maxell Edison's mom, ron
DeSantis's hair looked like Ronald Reagan's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Ronald.
Speaker 2: Reagan's always look like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And so it's just it's the change that was a
little jarring. She doesn't like change, you guys. She's not
a fan of change, not a fan. Candy. Oh, thank
you for that heart supersticker Chelse Hooper thirty two states
allow people to become lower judges like magistrates, just as
the justice of the peace, without ever going through law school.
I don't know if that's new or not, but I
thought that's crazy. It is crazy, and I don't think
that's okay.
Speaker 2: It's always been that way though.
Speaker 1: No judges don't have to go to law school. I
don't think that's okay. Bad duck, happy dad joke. Wednesday,
Grandma found a lump under her left breast, but the
doctor said it was okay. It was just her kneecap.
J City, Ted Vance, DeSantis, and Rubio are future presidents
God willing yep arnor m to be fair the JD.
The vice president has to be fair to JD. The
vice president has two jobs, preside over the Senate and
have a heartbeat. He has no other constitutional duties. Take
my time out money. Yeah, that truly really doesn't.
Speaker 2: I mean he is working on the fraud thing like
that's been his new assignment.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like that would take up a lot more
time because there's a whole hell of a lot of
fraud in this country. Yeah, I'm just saying Angela McDonald
went two three four. I love you chicks, You and
all the insiders are awesome. Thanks for being steadfast. You
were the ones I come to thank you for being awesome.
Thank you, Angela. Israel made me gay. I've arrived to
the chat. Israel killed Charlie. They have Nancy Guthrie and
Cutter doesn't own me and doesn't pay me to talk
about Israel about about Israel. Okay, well, we I.
Speaker 2: Mean that was a very generous supersticker, but respectfully, could
not disagree with you any harder.
Speaker 1: It's just the weirdest freaking note ever. But thank you
for that supersticker. Chill super I have a few jokes
about unemployed people, but none of them work. Dad joke
Wednesday Levey Chicks, thanks for all you do. Thank you.
Chell's ournrm A reasonable Democrat sounds like an April fourth joke,
the person I would go to Abigail Spamberger before the
inauguration ends. Uh huh, supernova, I give up, bring on
the rapture. Yeah right, j City ten JD mopped the
floor with Waltz. Do we all forget? I mean, I
that's not a hard thing to do, though, because you
know Waltz's to the Sandwich is sort of a picnic,
you know.
Speaker 2: And he's not He's not like a practiced communicator the
way that like a Gavin or an.
Speaker 1: AOC is now Jose Texas fifteen Warner from Texas Chicks
on April first, Ai equals April idiots. Just take my
four hundred and ninety nine dollars. Thank you, oja our
NERM did we didn't get Marcy's first good morning post?
Speaker 2: Well we got it.
Speaker 1: It's just that it wasn't first, but yes, yep, West
Virginia fruit loop. What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing? The next
man the naked man? I think it's the naked man.
Oh I got it because of how do you breathe?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: I think Marci praules Hi, you missed my first stick
or good morning?
Speaker 3: It wasn't there.
Speaker 1: We didn't see it. Mary, were shocked as you are.
We are a shot because it's like usually you're right
there first credit always, Thank you Marcy. All Right, you guys,
it is Wednesday.
Speaker 2: We kould just like the record to reflect that this
was a Candace free show.
Speaker 1: It was you guys, are welcome for that. I'm sure
there's gonna be some bat shittery on that sometimes the
rest of the week, so don't count as being under
fails to disappoint, Yes exactly, You guys have a fabulous Wednesday.
Able to talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 22: Bye MH.