Speaker 1: Doesn't get any worse than this.
Speaker 2: Really, we got rookeed into going to poota me to
Speaker 2: med JJ asked us to come on the pod, and
Speaker 2: I was like, can't get any shittier than that, but
Speaker 2: we'll go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1: So welcome before the people and we're bust check and
Speaker 1: we can't let that happen. We just can't let that
Speaker 1: happen on this podcast because we are for the people.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, the guy's a hell
Speaker 3: of a player beyond nails.
Speaker 1: That is the hardest part three of the PJ Tour.
Speaker 1: It's a hybrid three iron or four iron.
Speaker 3: Every day it's for the people. You were the last
Speaker 3: group off off a split tea horseshoe on number ten
Speaker 3: and you do a happy gill more.
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with that? Well, it's another episode
Speaker 1: of four of the People. Bust a Jack, bust a
Speaker 1: fucking jack on the pod today. I'll be honest. I
Speaker 1: went and the five minutes before me and Colleen got
Speaker 1: on here, I watched. I ran through about fifteen and
Speaker 1: YouTube videos of y'all and man so entertaining content. How
Speaker 1: the hell did y'all like come up with the idea
Speaker 1: to do this and eventually monetize this deal where I
Speaker 1: guess you're you're doing this full time though, right, sponsors
Speaker 1: are a big deal. But the more people that watch.
Speaker 2: So YouTube will put an ad on the video and say,
Speaker 2: we do one hundred thousand views and people watch six ads.
Speaker 2: Everybody watches six ads, that's six hundred thousand ads, and
Speaker 2: like companies pay to put their ad on your video.
Speaker 4: So the more people who watch, the more money to make.
Speaker 1: All right, So how much do y'all make per ad?
Speaker 2: It depends December, like people spend more money for Christmas,
Speaker 2: like for marketing, yeah, and then like January it dives
Speaker 2: and then so it just it depends on how much
Speaker 2: they're willing to pay to put the out on the video.
Speaker 2: But I think that all goes through YouTube, Like they
Speaker 2: don't contact us to put an ad on. Like there's
Speaker 2: like a tampaxad on our video. Occasionally, y'all can't choose.
Speaker 1: Tamppac's had a big January though big money.
Speaker 4: Is yeah, big big cat really boosted the sales.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, but I mean you can have you can have
Speaker 3: like a whatever, a church revival deal, and there could
Speaker 3: be a dildo ad that comes across the screen, is
Speaker 3: what you're telling me. I have no idea what's happening,
Speaker 3: Like an aggressive strategy.
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't matter to us. It's really it's money, right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Our sponsors is like kind of a safety net for
Speaker 5: us because if we have a bad month on YouTube,
Speaker 5: then we're still getting paid from our sponsors. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: pretty much his sponsors and YouTube pays this how we
Speaker 5: fond everything.
Speaker 1: Y'all edit your videos. I do edit.
Speaker 5: I hit all the videos. Yeah, it takes a lot.
Speaker 5: Posting two times a week now, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 5: But if people keep walking, I'll keep doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, dude, I mean it's a pain in the
Speaker 3: ass to addit a pod. I can only imagine like
Speaker 3: thirty hours of freaking coverage and then trying to figure
Speaker 3: out what the hell you guys want to show, and
Speaker 3: then doing the shot tracer and ads or whatever. Pretty good,
Speaker 3: get you to yourself yourself out or what.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was so I did video production all throughout high
Speaker 5: school and that's where I learned a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5: But I mean, you can learn so much stuff on YouTube,
Speaker 5: just like looking up videos how to edit, and then
Speaker 5: just trial and error basically just kind of a mixture
Speaker 5: of self taught trial in their pretty much.
Speaker 1: Here's the guy, here's the guy that learned how to
Speaker 1: play play golf on YouTube and made the PGA Tours.
Speaker 1: That some Chinese guy one it was like Cage Lee,
Speaker 1: like watched he watched a bunch of Tiger Woods videos
Speaker 1: and then made the PGA Tour like you can. You
Speaker 1: literally can learn how to do anything on YouTube.
Speaker 4: I promise if they watch us, they will not make
Speaker 4: the tour.
Speaker 1: I can't confirm. I just watched you. There's no way we.
Speaker 6: Hit driver everywhere, and it doesn't matter how it is.
Speaker 6: We just send driver down there. If I'm going to
Speaker 6: screw it up, I might as well be closer to
Speaker 6: the green. You know that it is a life motto
Speaker 6: right there. Yeah, that's Kaleen's motto, at least basically.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is my motto. That's why I'm a driving
Speaker 3: range pro right now and not a real pro. But
Speaker 3: you might as you might as well freaking send it dude.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah busted my net.
Speaker 3: Well I busted it so like I mean, to my defense,
Speaker 3: well to the nets defense, not really, it just can't
Speaker 3: handle your athletic speed. But like that thing sits outside
Speaker 3: in the lubb it conditions like all year long, so
Speaker 3: we're talking like hurricane winds, dust, cold ice. So like
Speaker 3: I usually talk shit and try to get a free
Speaker 3: net out of it when I bust it into my neighbor's.
Speaker 1: Yard, get through the alley.
Speaker 3: But that thing, that thing is, That thing's been through
Speaker 3: hell man in back fifty times.
Speaker 2: So all I can say, what do you do like
Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety two our ball suite the other day?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did, but I didn't really have the setting on
Speaker 3: where you could follow it just club at speed. That
Speaker 3: thing was just an absolute smother hook. I think it
Speaker 3: launched it three degrees at like six hundred RPMs. That
Speaker 3: thing was breaking tackles. That would that would have killed
Speaker 3: twenty five freaking people.
Speaker 1: Dudes. Do you think you could hit it through your
Speaker 1: fence back there if you just set up on your fence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think you could smash it right through your fence?
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
Speaker 3: My house is building like the late eighties, I think,
Speaker 3: And I've sent it through my fence, through the net,
Speaker 3: through my fence, through the alley, through my neighbors fence.
Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of old, rotten wood fences.
Speaker 1: That's great. Like, wow, well, what are y'all going to
Speaker 1: come over here to Fort Worth and play me and
Speaker 1: Kolleen in some sort of match y'all? What do y'all do?
Speaker 1: You just played two man scrambles basically? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I guess when I ever read feather opens
Speaker 5: go shady or we go shady?
Speaker 4: I never played shady, and I would love to play shady.
Speaker 3: These guys are just inviting themselves wherever the hell they
Speaker 3: want to go, is what it sounds like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the site in the plane, fly me to Fort
Speaker 4: Worth and we'll finish.
Speaker 1: We'll finish shady and going to the Red feather. Wow,
Speaker 1: he's all good aggressive. I mean shit, these guys been
Speaker 1: for seven minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, YouTube videos whatever, they know exactly what they're
Speaker 3: making on YouTube? Flights from freaking north Dallas to Fort Worth?
Speaker 3: Is that a seven minute flight?
Speaker 2: H Now you ever seen a six seven, three hundred
Speaker 2: pounder in the back row middle seat on a Southwest flight?
Speaker 1: That's how we travel. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That airplane never works so hard, and that thing's freaking
Speaker 3: the thing is just buzzing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna cut the baggage off. Nobody else can
Speaker 1: bring anything on this airplane anymore.
Speaker 3: We have a fucking giant on board. Yeah, mad mad
Speaker 3: Jack's gonna have two bags? Are like, sure only one bag?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 1: He's gonna have two bags of ten pounds?
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm still freaking two hundred with my bags under
Speaker 3: under the freaking under the unit rules rules, rules of rules,
Speaker 3: rules or rules.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we we We can't fly a private
Speaker 2: probably never will.
Speaker 1: But NFL guys to y'all could do it. Did you
Speaker 1: did y'all play golf and college together? Is that that
Speaker 1: what happened here? Is that how you started? Nope?
Speaker 5: I didn't play. He played in college. I just played
Speaker 5: in high school and then went to college. Experience throughout.
Speaker 5: I sucked in college. Like my freshman year at Nationals,
Speaker 5: I shot ninety six.
Speaker 1: I caught it.
Speaker 4: I caught the shanks and uh.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good with the sanks. That's a pretty good round.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not really bad. Well, he puts a
Speaker 1: good I might have cheated. I don't know what did
Speaker 1: you What college did you play for?
Speaker 4: They don't have a program anymore, so I'm allowed to
Speaker 4: say that I cheated there. I didn't actually cheat. But
Speaker 4: Oklahoma Baptist, so we're Christian school.
Speaker 1: We're not school honorable school. We don't cheat.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can. Oklahoma Baptists, you can cheat there. No
Speaker 3: one gives a ship. Oklahoma. You might be in trouble.
Speaker 3: Oklahoma Baptist, No one gives a shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I played.
Speaker 2: I played two years there and then I had enough
Speaker 2: of it and I just quit. And I didn't touch
Speaker 2: a club for like eleven months, twelve months, and then
Speaker 2: they sent us home for COVID and I started playing again.
Speaker 2: Magic and I played every day together. We went to
Speaker 2: college together, we lived together at Oklahoma State, and then
Speaker 2: came home.
Speaker 4: We were like, we got to do something.
Speaker 1: So all day, so y'all went to Oklahoma State and
Speaker 1: room together, and you send the hell with it. We're
Speaker 1: going to go play golf and film it and see
Speaker 1: if we can get people to watch it. That was
Speaker 1: pretty much how exactly I love that. Pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much how our podcast started. I mean, me
Speaker 1: and Kleid, we're drinking beers one night over here at
Speaker 1: a mutual friend's house, and our mutual friend is like,
Speaker 1: hey man, all pretty good together. You should do a
Speaker 1: podcast right now. Podcasts are stupid. We're like, no, it'd
Speaker 1: be great. It's like, all right, fine, we'll try it,
Speaker 1: and then here we are two years later, we still
Speaker 1: have it made a dime.
Speaker 3: We spend a lot to spend money to make money,
Speaker 3: and we do like one pod about every three months.
Speaker 3: Right now, I think is our our do y'all?
Speaker 1: Do y'all have a schedule or is it just kind
Speaker 1: of you know, yeah, y'all are following Page sporadic, so
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of pressure on this one
Speaker 1: for you all.
Speaker 3: Our scheduling, our schedule is like we're not going to
Speaker 3: do a pod until Page comes on. And then Page
Speaker 3: is like, yeah, all come on and they're like, well, Ship,
Speaker 3: now we got to do a pod.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She was so cool. She would have stayed three
Speaker 1: hours if we wanted to. I mean she she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want more questions, ask me some more ship. It
Speaker 1: was like, that's that's all we have for you. We'll
Speaker 1: see you next time. She was awesome. She was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, we had I don't know, man, y'all y'all
Speaker 3: have listened before, I think a little bit, but we've
Speaker 3: we've sometimes we don't have people on. Sometimes we do,
Speaker 3: but we just like having people on that are chill
Speaker 3: kind of love golf.
Speaker 1: So p D and I don't really know either because
Speaker 1: I don't do research. I suck. Well.
Speaker 3: You guys play, you have like different I mean different
Speaker 3: things that you're doing are like formats, Right, you do
Speaker 3: one where you've got to break I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Par explain it? Explain it to the people out there.
Speaker 3: Every time you go. You don't just play against each other.
Speaker 3: You're trying.
Speaker 1: You're trying to like shoot a score from different teas
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the So the one that you're talking
Speaker 5: about is we call it the graduation. So we start
Speaker 5: from the Red D's and we have to shoot nine
Speaker 5: under a perfect round of golf. And then once we
Speaker 5: do that, we move back to the next ties, and
Speaker 5: then we shoot nine hunder from there and move back
Speaker 5: until we get all the way to the tips. And
Speaker 5: then once we shoot nine under from the tips, we've
Speaker 5: graduated from that golf.
Speaker 4: Course and we move on to the next one.
Speaker 3: That's pretty It's a lot of pressure. I mean you
Speaker 3: got to have a course, I mean you got to
Speaker 3: play to shoot nine under I mean, yeah, yeah, we've
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 5: We've brought in some guests to help us out because
Speaker 5: like it's that's hard to do it in a two
Speaker 5: man especially from the tips.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's like one of our biggest series.
Speaker 5: Obviously we have the Fifty States, but the Graduation has
Speaker 5: been like one of our most successful series that we started.
Speaker 5: And we've got some some really big plans coming up
Speaker 5: this year with the Graduation series of traveling to a
Speaker 5: different course and bringing some people in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool, man.
Speaker 4: We actually if y'all want to make your way to Frisco,
Speaker 4: Texans tomorrow, we need some help.
Speaker 1: Send the plane. Yeah, we'll see the play you think
Speaker 1: you up, I still probably send it anyway. We'll see
Speaker 1: what happens. Well, it depends on what it looks like
Speaker 1: when it lands like that go back that's about to
Speaker 1: pay for the fuel or nine. Well that's cool man,
Speaker 1: that is that's really cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We we had no, we've everybody's We've had recommendations from
Speaker 1: FTP fans from day one that were like, dude, y'all
Speaker 1: just need to go play golf in front of the
Speaker 1: camera and put it on YouTube. People will watch, and
Speaker 1: I'm like No, they fucking won't. Like who gives a
Speaker 1: shit about what we're doing on the golf course, Like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me. It's it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to me that y'all make money doing that. I
Speaker 1: know George Bryan, George Bryan. I know George forever. George
Speaker 1: was a year older than me at South Carolina. I
Speaker 1: played a ton with him when I was at l
Speaker 1: s U and he was awesome. He was like a
Speaker 1: three time All SEC player, two time All American. Didn't
Speaker 1: make it as a pro, but I guarantee you that
Speaker 1: that dude has made more money than his brother, Wesley
Speaker 1: Bryan in the last five years just from playing golf
Speaker 1: on YouTube. And it's dumbfounding to me that that's that's
Speaker 1: even a thing. So here we are talking to y'all
Speaker 1: about it being like your job. So maybe maybe we
Speaker 1: should reconsider Colleen and well join these.
Speaker 2: We're going to uh, we're going to Harvardtown on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: nice with Wesley and George.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll be damned tell him, I said, kiss, kiss
Speaker 1: my ass, George. I'll tell EMPD said the kids of that.
Speaker 1: What do you guys do?
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys just gonna play them like a
Speaker 3: little two ball situation or or yeah it'll be two b.
Speaker 4: Too, scramble will probably get smoked. Wesley seems to have
Speaker 4: found the driver.
Speaker 2: We played them in San Diego back in I guess
Speaker 2: what was that October, mad Jack? Yeah, and we shot
Speaker 2: fifty eight two man, eighteen holes and they beat us.
Speaker 1: By five in a scramble.
Speaker 4: In a two man scramble two B two, they shot
Speaker 4: fifty three.
Speaker 1: Jeez, what is that? Is that nineteen?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's nineteen.
Speaker 3: I grew up in San Diego. Where'd you guys play there?
Speaker 3: You must have played freaking goat Hill Park or something.
Speaker 1: If you're shooting.
Speaker 3: Insinita's Ranch, Oh yeah, you could send it all over
Speaker 3: that joint for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why Wesley loved it. But he seems
Speaker 2: to have like found the driver and he's like hit it. Well,
Speaker 2: So now I'm like scared. Yeah, Harvard's scared. I'm not.
Speaker 1: You can't fake it around that place. No, mad Jack's
Speaker 1: never played it.
Speaker 2: I played it back in high school, and I told
Speaker 2: him I was like, I can't wait to see you
Speaker 2: look down the alley of a fairway out there, like
Speaker 2: it is so tight.
Speaker 1: Oh, Yeah, number one is like unhittable. You can't hit
Speaker 1: the fairway, It's impossible. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I started my turney off there just roasting a freaking
Speaker 3: tree on the right side and went eighty yards left
Speaker 3: and I had to hit a provisional because I thought
Speaker 3: it would obi.
Speaker 1: Left after hitting a right tree. It's scary, bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hit the dippin dots stand on the right and
Speaker 1: the driving range like not even close. It's so hard. Uh.
Speaker 1: But he honestly, though, at Harbortown, if you just like
Speaker 1: leave your pride at the door and leave the woods
Speaker 1: in the car and just go with irons, I bet
Speaker 1: I bet he'd shoot better.
Speaker 2: I really do, so I should just blast to iron
Speaker 2: all over that place.
Speaker 1: I know that's like totally against you ENTIREMO, But if
Speaker 1: you really want to fucking beat these guys, I bet
Speaker 1: it's probably your only chance because because George hits it
Speaker 1: really good, George stripes it. Oh and Wesley. Wesley can
Speaker 1: be erradic with the and he can kind of he
Speaker 1: can make some big numbers, but he just finished sixth
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico last week ago.
Speaker 2: Though I've never seen I think he made in our
Speaker 2: two man scramble in San Diego in October.
Speaker 4: I think he made over one hundred feet of.
Speaker 1: Putts on his own. It was wild. Yeah, like he
Speaker 1: just looked at it and it went in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd say we're about pluff six hundred at Hiltonhead.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I would not hammer that.
Speaker 1: That's not enough value on and.
Speaker 5: Off of the top six finish. He won the RBC
Speaker 5: at Harvard. Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: We're toast.
Speaker 3: They don't party like Pete and I are such a
Speaker 3: variable because we could be. We could be shit canned
Speaker 3: by about the fourteenth hole regardless of our score and
Speaker 3: absolutely nail it in those going to take you around. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those guys are too straight laced. Its you guys just
Speaker 3: a survival game against us. That's like if someone slow
Speaker 3: plays us and we did even like if someone tells
Speaker 3: us to turn down our music or something like that,
Speaker 3: p D will have a mental breakdown. I won't be
Speaker 3: able to handle it and we'll just be in a
Speaker 3: spirit world by about the eleventh pool, and as long
Speaker 3: as there's enough holes to come back after eleven, we'll lose.
Speaker 1: Wow, we did get We got told to turn our
Speaker 1: music down and it mentally affected me for the next
Speaker 1: two hours. I couldn't handle it. I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: I saw it. I saw it.
Speaker 2: Somebody asked, uh, JJ turn his music down to Mexico
Speaker 2: and he the flastic just went cold.
Speaker 1: Is that how y'all met down there? Y'all just we're
Speaker 1: slamming coronas down there in Mexico? Or what? What was?
Speaker 1: What was this?
Speaker 2: Basically anything with a percentage of alcohol in the camp
Speaker 2: we were drinking it.
Speaker 4: It was just it was fun though.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I've been following y'all on Twitter, both of y'all for
Speaker 2: so long, and then we got the invite to come
Speaker 2: to next JJ's going to be there. I was like,
Speaker 2: I got to see this in person. I was trying
Speaker 2: to get golf was better than I thought. It's awesome, dude,
Speaker 2: you can do it's so chilly and play as much
Speaker 2: as you want.
Speaker 1: You whatever, wanking about your golf. You'r golf better than all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: use fiss rockets. Yeah, I get I can beat the
Speaker 1: ship out of you. Guys. Kid, Why don't y'all just
Speaker 1: scramble against Kaleid It's just so good. No, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not that good.
Speaker 3: Can't beat these there are these guys have got a
Speaker 3: they've got a synergy of camaraderie. Like PD and I,
Speaker 3: we're not we don't really like each other and we
Speaker 3: really don't like to involve with each other that much.
Speaker 1: But best ball, I.
Speaker 3: Feel as if we're good because like I don't want
Speaker 3: to have anything to do with his game, he doesn't
Speaker 3: want to have anything to do with my scramble. We
Speaker 3: would probably have a freaking civil war going out by
Speaker 3: the hole.
Speaker 1: I don't figure out what's act this. I have no
Speaker 1: idea how to play it from cactus. I've never had
Speaker 1: to do that. Like if you if you would have
Speaker 1: hit you hit one, it's right in the middle of
Speaker 1: the cactus. How the hell do you play off from here?
Speaker 3: We have like this back right pin is blowing twenty
Speaker 3: p He's like, I just three finger up six iron
Speaker 3: and there from like one eight eight over, just barely
Speaker 3: missed the bucker.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: Think about where I'm going to drop if I go
Speaker 3: in the hazard, Like that's what I'm trying to figure out, where's.
Speaker 1: The best place to drop from the stake? Good need Dame, And.
Speaker 3: Then can I chip. Can I chip it in from there? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: I can usually pot my potter. Putter was dirty there,
Speaker 3: but that's fun. I always try to get PD to
Speaker 3: go down. He'd freaking love it, man, and bed he
Speaker 3: go next year. Oh dude, it's the best his his wife.
Speaker 3: He needs probably a vast second before he goes down
Speaker 3: because because it's it's a place where you probably end
Speaker 3: up with your fifth or sixth kid.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's it's legit. It's a legit freaking uh displaced.
Speaker 3: You can you can spearfish, regular fish, play golf whatever. Dude,
Speaker 3: I still miss that breakfast bfet man. I dream about
Speaker 3: that thing going down there the whole the whole time,
Speaker 3: like the leading casadillas and chili key lace. I probably
Speaker 3: I probably have like a seven thousand calorie pre breakfast
Speaker 3: before I even get to the buffet, just like before
Speaker 3: I even get to the omeletst.
Speaker 1: The Casadia breakfast was like whoa A move by? Whatn't expecting?
Speaker 1: But your MEXI was great, I know. Then I thought
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, I not I have a case
Speaker 4: IDI yet or six.
Speaker 3: Everybody else is like dry heaving at breakfast because they're struggling,
Speaker 3: and the people that are are taking like they should
Speaker 3: on a fun event, and they were just like give
Speaker 3: me an ice coffee, give me whatever. And I'm felt
Speaker 3: bad because I was firing down like Bloody Mary's during
Speaker 3: the breakfast. Probably probably the only it's the only tournament
Speaker 3: I played in where you could take a mole again, officially,
Speaker 3: you can take a mole if you take a shot
Speaker 3: at Patron on the first hole.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like a house it's like a
Speaker 1: house rule. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you didn't hear that well, probably because probably
Speaker 3: because we were the Dooce sweepers.
Speaker 2: We were, Yeah, we were do sweeping like crazy. But
Speaker 2: I mean it was nice to get out there early
Speaker 2: because it's not windy.
Speaker 1: This is this is the place where the signature hole
Speaker 1: is the island green in the ocean. Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And Zach, what how do you say his last name?
Speaker 1: Is it? Sucer? Super? Yeah? Suker? Sure, I'm Suker Super.
Speaker 3: Say different every time, just so just so.
Speaker 1: I get it right. Sometimes Pete knows him. He's an als,
Speaker 1: he's a nails.
Speaker 3: Zach hitted to we had this deal, dude, and they
Speaker 3: have like a litt Calcutta, and it was just one shot,
Speaker 3: part three and I was having amc the thing and
Speaker 3: I missed my eight thousand yards left.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even feel my face.
Speaker 3: But this thing is, it's two bills, it's legit, two
Speaker 3: bills ocean into the wind, and he like lipped it out,
Speaker 3: hit it to like twenty inches, but there was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, almost twenty grand in the.
Speaker 1: First really the first to the pin. Yeah, for closest
Speaker 1: to the pit. And JJ was miked up. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: y'all have a mic. Oh I forgot about that. Oh God,
Speaker 1: that was probably bad that much. Dude, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: you canceled.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could say anything. The only person
Speaker 3: I could get canceled against is myself. But you can,
Speaker 3: y'all can try.
Speaker 1: To cancel me if you want. That's fine. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you dumb shit. I don't know, dude. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. Like I'm not. I'd probably say way
Speaker 1: worse stuff when I just.
Speaker 3: Talking to my talking to myself. I'm not too bad
Speaker 3: out there. That guy, uh, I mean, there's Jared's he's
Speaker 3: he was pretty uh, he's pretty good. Little Scottish little
Speaker 3: Scottish dude. He's got some ammunition. I mean, he's a
Speaker 3: little short guy, so he always gets fun of all
Speaker 3: the time, so he has stuff to fire back at everybody.
Speaker 3: So I hit a five. I missed this screen ye
Speaker 3: infinity miles left. Never seen anything like it. I was
Speaker 3: not in the mood to hit a golf shot, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you that much.
Speaker 1: You said you hooked it off the heel. Yeah, oh god,
Speaker 1: it was a heel. It was a heel hook.
Speaker 3: That's the worst golfing you The worst golf swing you
Speaker 3: can make is a heel hook, bros.
Speaker 1: But that's when the face is just super.
Speaker 4: Hey JJ, can you show us John runs grip?
Speaker 1: Please want to? That's it? That's it.
Speaker 4: We were at the bar one night and he like
Speaker 4: grabs a knife and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, He's like, what's to look at?
Speaker 4: This is how wrong grips it?
Speaker 1: Gripping the knife in the bar. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is going on?
Speaker 3: That was FTP man. Somebody probably asked me, how does
Speaker 3: the best player in the world grip? And I said,
Speaker 3: just watch it tonight, just wing all over the place,
Speaker 3: sturry dinner. It'll be amazing. So what's next for you all?
Speaker 1: Y'all are going to play George and Wesley and then
Speaker 1: what do you got after that? Can you tell us?
Speaker 2: Oh, can you tell us? This is super top secret? Well,
Speaker 2: we're not showing. We're not showing anything. So I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going to Scottsdale and we're getting Gen six, the
Speaker 2: new PhD stuff because they like release in March for
Speaker 2: some reason, why everybody else does it in January, we're
Speaker 2: going to get Gen six and then we're playing Scottsdale
Speaker 2: National and Little nine Hole out there and then a
Speaker 2: few other places around the area.
Speaker 1: But that's big time.
Speaker 2: And then once it warms up everywhere, we're going to
Speaker 2: every single state. We're going to Alaska and June. We
Speaker 2: just got our tea times. We're playing at like midnight.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be sick. That's pretty cool. It doesn't get
Speaker 2: because it doesn't get dark up there in the summer.
Speaker 2: So if there's a state, we're going to it.
Speaker 1: And uh, that's it. You're doing all fifty oh and
Speaker 1: one summer. Uh no, one year? So in one year?
Speaker 1: Good enough to play blades? Did y y'all? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: You guys are guys are more for the eye candy
Speaker 3: than the execution of the golf shot. So I think
Speaker 3: you guys can go ahead and play blades there and
Speaker 3: see what PXG blades. PXG blades are like Mizuo uh
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety three blades.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be like They're gonna be like your TCBs
Speaker 4: pretty much.
Speaker 3: I can't hit those at all any game improvement, and
Speaker 3: I'll tell you all. I mean, I'm just looking to
Speaker 3: hit the green from like one hundred yards so you
Speaker 3: guys could hit them. You guys hit it, dude, You
Speaker 3: guys swing it smooth.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I mean what else would you even get? Are you
Speaker 3: trying to get different things to y'all need the message golf?
Speaker 1: We're going blades? Yeah? Why not? Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think that's pretty much our only optionality.
Speaker 2: PXG's doing away with the tehead, the one that we
Speaker 2: had in Mexico, and they're going to like a it
Speaker 2: used to be a combo set now it's just a
Speaker 2: full like set of cvs.
Speaker 3: Basically, Dude, if I were if I were, if I
Speaker 3: were y'all, what I would do is I would go
Speaker 3: to Alaska. And I've always wondered, but because I always
Speaker 3: see it on like the USGA side I would do
Speaker 3: like the USAM qualifier in Alaska, because surely, surely one
Speaker 3: of y'all, I mean, as long as you don't run
Speaker 3: out of balls, I'm pretty sure one of y'all would
Speaker 3: be making the USAM and the guy that doesn't kok
Speaker 3: caddy for the other.
Speaker 1: But I would be that's a good point. I mean, there,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Is there some is there like some Eskimo prodigy coming
Speaker 3: out of the woodworks and fires like a pair of
Speaker 3: sixty four's and.
Speaker 1: Beats these guys?
Speaker 3: Or do you think these guys just put it on
Speaker 3: cruise control, like the protect the lead by just waking
Speaker 3: up in the morning.
Speaker 1: No, I think I think you fans balls in his garage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the play for sure. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know it is the USAM Qualifiers thirty six holes? I
Speaker 1: thought it was.
Speaker 2: I thought it moved to eighteen. Yes, he's thirty six.
Speaker 2: My fantas walked in one hundred ten degrees last year.
Speaker 1: Bro it ain't it ain't one hundred and ten in Alaska?
Speaker 1: Is it still one day? Or two days? The one day? One?
Speaker 1: But still one day? They haven't paid good? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: remember it is brutal though. That's like the hardest qualifier ever.
Speaker 1: Middle of July. It's one hundred and ten in Texas
Speaker 1: and you gotta walk in where it's terrible. And we
Speaker 1: played it at Trinity Forest.
Speaker 2: I mean, good luck finding shade out there, forest with
Speaker 2: no trees.
Speaker 4: Make that make sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to hit it out of bounds to
Speaker 1: find a tree. I found.
Speaker 4: I found a couple.
Speaker 1: That's a good. That's that's the best ham Atur tournament though.
Speaker 1: That thing is pretty.
Speaker 3: Because they play legit freaking courses every single time. I
Speaker 3: mean they are like all US Open rotation courses. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need you, I need I need one of y'all
Speaker 3: to play the Alaskan US, the Alaskan US and qualifier.
Speaker 1: I'm looking right now.
Speaker 2: I'm literally trying to see if they know there's one.
Speaker 1: There's a US Open one.
Speaker 3: I bet you there is, dude, really, I mean, Alaskans
Speaker 3: are people too.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Like, first, they probably
Speaker 1: have a qualifier. So where are you guys playing there?
Speaker 1: Like where you going?
Speaker 3: You going like way up to know them where it
Speaker 3: doesn't get dark for like nine days in a row.
Speaker 1: You'll go in like a Crewadge or something. Yeah, Anchorage courses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there can't be more than five or six ten courses
Speaker 1: in the whole state, right, I mean twenty three months
Speaker 1: out of the year twenty one.
Speaker 2: There's twenty through twenty one or twenty three something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so congratulations, you paid five percent of the courses
Speaker 1: in the state. You play one time.
Speaker 2: Pretty cool. We're gonna play a few places. Magic wants
Speaker 2: to hike, but I'm not the hiking type. So where's
Speaker 2: the coolest place Shelf be into? Where's the coolest place
Speaker 2: Shelf played so far? Ooh, San Hollow was really really good.
Speaker 1: Like, have you ever been out there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Where is that Nebraska? South Carolina? Where is that Saint George, Utah?
Speaker 1: I've been to St. George, you saw I never played there.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Now, I will say the Whistling Straits is probably, yeah,
Speaker 5: the top for me. It was just so cool. It
Speaker 5: was awesome.
Speaker 2: I played pebble like my junior year high school with
Speaker 2: my with my grandpa, so like, that's number one on
Speaker 2: my list. But places we filmed Whistling Straights, San Jllo
Speaker 2: is cool.
Speaker 1: Sawgrass was obviously cool.
Speaker 2: But the more I look back on it, Like the
Speaker 2: first fourteen holes are just kind of like whatever, and
Speaker 2: then it.
Speaker 4: Gets cool from there.
Speaker 2: But outside of fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen, it's not anything crazy.
Speaker 2: We just played TBC Louisiana the other day and it
Speaker 2: was like kind insane.
Speaker 1: It's not great. So these people know y'all when y'all
Speaker 1: roll in there, like they make it pay the green fees?
Speaker 1: Do they think it's weird that you're rolling there with
Speaker 1: the camera in the clubhouse, Like what's are? Are y'all
Speaker 1: big enough now? Where everybody's like, oh hell yes, bust
Speaker 1: a jack, you're a cumped whenever.
Speaker 5: Sometimes we get that it's just areas, to be honest,
Speaker 5: Like some courses, we don't even bother telling them we're filming.
Speaker 5: We just pay the tea time and show up. And
Speaker 5: because sometimes dealing with all that, like you know, the
Speaker 5: head pro, the director of golf, dealing with that's there's
Speaker 5: more of a headache than what it needs to be.
Speaker 5: But like at exclusive clubs, we definitely got to tell them.
Speaker 5: But like TPC courses, we do some stuff with a
Speaker 5: tour so they get us on all the TPC courses,
Speaker 5: which is great. Yeah, but yeah, it's really just a
Speaker 5: mixture both. Sometimes we get a calm, sometimes we just
Speaker 5: pay it and don't tell anybody, just because it's way
Speaker 5: easier that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like at uh Oh Wolf Creek was cool too,
Speaker 2: we played there, but at Wolf Creek they like did
Speaker 2: not want us to film. They were like, we came
Speaker 2: off the first box and they're like, you need to.
Speaker 1: Go talk to the director of golf.
Speaker 2: We're like, all right, we'll talk to him at the
Speaker 2: turn and we just like kept going and we were like, well,
Speaker 2: we're never coming back here, so we'll just high We'll
Speaker 2: hire tailor through the bolagio and we'll post this next.
Speaker 4: Monday and see if they ask to stick it down
Speaker 4: and it's still up, so I mean.
Speaker 5: We're doing There's been some experiences where clubs are not
Speaker 5: the happiest or don't want us to film, Like in
Speaker 5: Mississippi we had an encounter with the pro But I
Speaker 5: mean once you kind of just talk to them and
Speaker 5: tell them what we're actually doing, they kind of come
Speaker 5: around and just saying it's cool. But most of the
Speaker 5: time it's you know, everybody's just interested in what we're doing,
Speaker 5: and as long as we don't hold the pace up
Speaker 5: then they're they're finals it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like if we go, like we have fans
Speaker 2: at pretty much like every golf course, like at some
Speaker 2: point throughout the day, somebody's like, oh, like love watching
Speaker 2: your stuff. But then you've got like these old white
Speaker 2: dudes in the pro shop that are like, that's not
Speaker 2: a real job. And we're like, like, dude, we're working,
Speaker 2: Like I promise you were working, not just out of
Speaker 2: it like we are at a fund, but like we
Speaker 2: are working, and.
Speaker 4: Like they just don't they don't get it sometimes.
Speaker 1: But you mean you're not you're not running fence lines
Speaker 1: or you know, stringing barb wire. That's not a real job.
Speaker 1: Shit rage. Yeah they walk up there to school both ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: But I think it is changing and like there's so
Speaker 2: much content around golf now, like people are starting to
Speaker 2: come around to it and it's.
Speaker 1: Like all right, we get it.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, well A big part of like clubs like
Speaker 5: seeing that it's an actual benefit is if you look
Speaker 5: at places like Percell Farms at like Sweeten's Cove, Like
Speaker 5: so those are some courses the influencers like really got
Speaker 5: like full access to the courses and got to make
Speaker 5: some great videos and it really just kind of just
Speaker 5: exploded their golf course. And now everybody knows about about
Speaker 5: those things because of the videos.
Speaker 1: If y'all were just going out and play around Frisco, Frisco, Texas.
Speaker 1: Where do y'all play at all? The old Faithful Gentle Creek,
Speaker 1: Gental Creek. Yeah, yeah, that we're from prosper Actually, one
Speaker 1: of my good buddies is up there. Cool, I've been.
Speaker 1: I've got to j all. I went if they're probably
Speaker 1: three or four times last year. I love that is.
Speaker 1: Are they done at the clubhouse yet? No?
Speaker 4: It looks the exact same as you saw last year.
Speaker 1: That sucks. What's the problem? Thundering?
Speaker 2: They no, they got the funding, but they sold the
Speaker 2: club to Arcus and like there was a fight over
Speaker 2: the insurance money when it flooded or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then apparently it's going to be done in April.
Speaker 1: Who knows. We've been there.
Speaker 5: We've been members there for like twelve years now, so
Speaker 5: we've always been out there.
Speaker 1: It's a great spot. What's up for the people? Fam.
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Speaker 1: You've got the club deal. You've got other endorsements. What
Speaker 1: about Like it blows my mind some of these guys,
Speaker 1: like the Good Good Guy. I don't know if y'all
Speaker 1: know them at all, but man, like, these dudes are
Speaker 1: making more money than I made in my entire year,
Speaker 1: my entire year on the PGA Tour in a month.
Speaker 1: Like It's it is mind blowing what Good Good and
Speaker 1: some of the other big guys are making. Is that
Speaker 1: kind of I mean, obviously I'd love to get there too,
Speaker 1: But do y'all ever play matches against those guys? Do
Speaker 1: you compete with them?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you talk to them at all? Like do you
Speaker 1: kind of try to do what they're doing?
Speaker 2: We're we're different in a sense of like as much
Speaker 2: as possible to try to keep it pure golf, like
Speaker 2: real golf. They do challenges and stuff, they make great
Speaker 2: videos and great content. We've talked to them, we've.
Speaker 1: Met with them. We haven't filmed with them yet for.
Speaker 2: Reasons that we don't know. But yeah, so we are
Speaker 2: down to play them anytime anywhere. But they just they're
Speaker 2: so big that it's like, you know, why do we
Speaker 2: need to play with these two guys that are like
Speaker 2: essentially a competitor? I guess, but we're down to play them.
Speaker 1: But we played.
Speaker 2: We play against a lot of people like Micah Morris
Speaker 2: who wasn't good good, Grant Horback who wasn't good good.
Speaker 2: We got a match with Bob Dust Sports coming up.
Speaker 1: So good. Yeah that'll be a good one.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I mean we'll play with anybody and everybody.
Speaker 4: It's just on the calendar. That's the hard part.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got all of their travel booked and then you
Speaker 2: just got to make it work with them and like
Speaker 2: move stuff around.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it just doesn't work out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotten random repeatie play too. They're like, hey,
Speaker 3: come and play. A couple of those guys they are like, hey,
Speaker 3: so and so come and play here. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not leaving my dag couch. Like some they can
Speaker 3: come here and play if they want to, but like,
Speaker 3: there's no way in hell I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to go there and play eighteen holes. It's of
Speaker 1: course I've ever even played in my life.
Speaker 3: For free, but that's probably how that's probably how you
Speaker 3: do it. So you guys, are you know exactly who
Speaker 3: you're playing? Like, I have no idea who these people are,
Speaker 3: Like i'd have to go Instagram and then they have
Speaker 3: infinity followers. I'm like, well, shit, I should have played
Speaker 3: that guy or whatever. What if I close them out
Speaker 3: on the tenth hole, then what happens? This is a
Speaker 3: very good video, I mean shit good.
Speaker 2: We actually we play stroke play for that reason. That way,
Speaker 2: there's always a.
Speaker 3: Possibility of like a quadruple lurking like a wolf creek
Speaker 3: and listen, if.
Speaker 4: There's a hazard left, it's in play for me.
Speaker 2: So if there's a hazard left on eighteen and I'm
Speaker 2: up for magic's got a chance. It ain't over until
Speaker 2: it ain't over until I'm dry on my third shot,
Speaker 2: and I'm good.
Speaker 3: But I was just like completely rabbit holing us. But
Speaker 3: I was like, shit, pet, I wish I could play
Speaker 3: golf in Alaska. I mean, that's a long way up there,
Speaker 3: but that's a pretty good That's a I did.
Speaker 2: I found a found a qualifier, dude, Palmer golf course
Speaker 2: in Alaska.
Speaker 4: It's Monday, May twenty second.
Speaker 1: No, what that sounds cold, which we will be.
Speaker 4: We will be in Persill, will be at per so far.
Speaker 1: Hey, Khalid, we should go up there and make that
Speaker 1: our first YouTube video. We'll take the weed Eater up
Speaker 1: there all the way to Alaska and I'm down. How
Speaker 1: many stops would that require? I don't know. Probably it
Speaker 1: would take it take a week. But the problem is
Speaker 1: the problem would be like we I wouldn't like have
Speaker 1: you have to be real specific with airspace or on
Speaker 1: this stuff. Like I accidentally fly that bitch into Russia.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna be a real pitch. That'd be
Speaker 1: a bad situation, dude.
Speaker 3: We should we should driving Lelly and we should fly
Speaker 3: it home the opposite direction, like the Elcean islands, like
Speaker 3: across Russia, all like twenty six time zones backwards and
Speaker 3: just make it like four months to get home.
Speaker 1: Just just draw a big sky penis on our route.
Speaker 1: You're right over Russia. We're gonna have to be freaking
Speaker 1: track that flight. We're have to be given freaking handies
Speaker 1: for Russian fuel. Halfway through whatever.
Speaker 3: We're landing on sea airbase in the middle of Siberia.
Speaker 3: That's the store flipping off the fighter jets as they
Speaker 3: come up next to us.
Speaker 1: In a little bit. Is it is it is the
Speaker 1: weed eat or a prop? Of course it's a prop.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a single engine prop prop plane right
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 4: Front single engine. So if she hits the fan, we are.
Speaker 1: It's a glider. It becomes a glider at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you glide to the ground. But yeah, I mean, your
Speaker 1: big ass, there's no way you're six seven, three hundred
Speaker 1: round ass is getting in that thing. I'd have to
Speaker 1: I'd have to force you in there through the cargo door.
Speaker 4: Probably that thing ain't getting off the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if we need a long runway, you have to
Speaker 3: sit like if you you'd have to sit in the middle.
Speaker 3: If you sat on one side, you just flying circles
Speaker 3: the whole time. The way it would be like perfectly weighted,
Speaker 3: like just wait, would be like a motorcycle guy just
Speaker 3: going hard on a freaking turn the whole entire fly.
Speaker 1: It'd be like a one legged duck.
Speaker 3: I mean, just if we need to turn, I'll just
Speaker 3: get you lean, but sit on the left side of
Speaker 3: the plane.
Speaker 1: Lean in a little bit. We're banking and hard right
Speaker 1: here this turn.
Speaker 4: Hey, fly, fly, we gotta go last, we gotta go
Speaker 4: get clean.
Speaker 1: That's a good plight. So we should go to Alaska.
Speaker 1: Uh and the weed eater, you know, just just to
Speaker 1: do it. I think that'd be fun. I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I mean, I've spent worse three weeks
Speaker 3: getting to a location. Probably we can. We can get there.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to record a pod from.
Speaker 2: The cock bit oh gosh, yeah, on the way to Alaska.
Speaker 2: Y'all could knock out your entire year's worth of pod.
Speaker 2: You can do twelve pods in your trip to Alaska
Speaker 2: and then and then you're done for the year.
Speaker 3: We'd be fighting before we made it into freaking Oklahoma border.
Speaker 3: It would be the longest disaster in the history of
Speaker 3: the world. Can you imagine when we finally landed there.
Speaker 1: You know, that is a pretty good idea, though, Go
Speaker 1: go to Lubbock, Go to Lubbock, pick you up, and
Speaker 1: then we record the pod right when we take off
Speaker 1: at Lubbock. It's about an hour here. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great idea actually, but we need video. Our problem for
Speaker 1: witting video. We don't know what we're doing with video.
Speaker 1: That's our huge problem. We don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I have like a ten year old iPhone, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it takes agdvs. All the videos
Speaker 1: I posted A have to borrow my wife's vote. Like,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't know the first thing, how about
Speaker 1: the video. I think there was a massive like age
Speaker 1: age discrepancy with technology. Like I'm thirty four, okay, Colleen's
Speaker 1: forty forty and forty one senior tour. Damn. Everybody that's
Speaker 1: like thirty and younger, just just below me. They know
Speaker 1: what the hell they're doing with video, But like thirty
Speaker 1: and older, like me, Malin, I have no idea, no
Speaker 1: clue how to.
Speaker 4: But you didn't have a you didn't have a camera
Speaker 4: phone in college.
Speaker 1: Oh no, god, thank god, Oh my god, that would
Speaker 1: be horrible. The iPhone came out with my first year
Speaker 1: as a pro. I think it was like two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight or not. iPhone came out something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I remember I never had one. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't have any of that shit. And when they
Speaker 1: did come out, they took a picture and like I
Speaker 1: could take a picture myself and you couldn't tell who
Speaker 1: it was. Like from point they were so bad.
Speaker 2: Well, we can slide mad Jack in the plane with
Speaker 2: yell and he could. He could be the video for
Speaker 2: you and I'll just wave at you as you take off. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I need mad Jack in the plane for sure. Have
Speaker 2: video editing, dude, You want to know how old I am?
Speaker 2: I got a I got a goddang corn Fairy Tour
Speaker 2: my third year. I was hitting it like shit, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to look at my swing.
Speaker 3: Bought a freaking goddang video camera like in best Buy
Speaker 3: to record my swing. I didn't have another option. There
Speaker 3: was no other option, like I didn't try.
Speaker 1: Was it corn Ferry then? No? Was it Nike or
Speaker 1: non national? What was before? And what was before? Maybe
Speaker 1: it was it was a nation for a long time. No,
Speaker 1: it was a buy dot com. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was old, dude. We're like talking to two thousand
Speaker 3: and six old.
Speaker 1: Now are you playing in the Byron this year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'll probably wait yeah with me on the bag, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean I need, I need everybody. You can have
Speaker 3: one Caddy peer hole. I m I just fire through
Speaker 3: at least thirty six caddies the first thirty six holes,
Speaker 3: just to see what train requires.
Speaker 1: That would be great, though, Just just pick one from
Speaker 1: the crowd on every hole. That'd be fantastic. You should
Speaker 1: sell that as an audio, dude. People pay a thousand
Speaker 1: bucks to caddy one all on the PGA Tour. I
Speaker 1: think I'll do.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, Golf's all about money these days. Like whatever,
Speaker 3: I don't care what anyone says on any tour, like
Speaker 3: they're playing for Infinity money now. These guys are only
Speaker 3: playing these events because they're no cut Infinity money. Hell yeah,
Speaker 3: thousand who wants to caddy on the PGA Tour? Thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Actually r three seven point fifty par four par four
Speaker 3: a grand par five where I promised to send it
Speaker 3: fifteen hunch on a par five, and I'll promise to send.
Speaker 1: It up, dude.
Speaker 2: If the tour cleared the bike up, y'all would have
Speaker 2: to figure out the video shit real quick.
Speaker 1: The tour doesn't.
Speaker 3: The tour doesn't even let me post my own swing
Speaker 3: videos of me hitting a shot in the tournament.
Speaker 1: They're not going to let me mike up. Times are changing,
Speaker 1: Times are changing, JJ, I'll do it all. We're a mic.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit or kidding me, dude.
Speaker 2: That would be epic if we might Jordan be miked
Speaker 2: up in Puerto Rican Yeah, and they're not.
Speaker 3: Puerto Rico is far away. That was tape delayed by
Speaker 3: eleven hours. It didn't even happen, actually didn't happen pretty good.
Speaker 3: There was a Trump course. I don't think the tour
Speaker 3: would play there if it still was. But it's the
Speaker 3: same course called Trump Porto Rico, and now it's just
Speaker 3: called something whatever.
Speaker 1: That was like Grand Reserve or something like that. Did
Speaker 1: you ever play their pet of course? Oh I love
Speaker 1: that place. Yeah. They got weirdiest shit. Yeah, little Medallas,
Speaker 1: little Medala eight ounce beers. You could drink like forty
Speaker 1: five of them and be totally fine the next day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they gave you those when you walked in. Then you
Speaker 1: had a little popcorn machine over there. You just just
Speaker 1: keep taking beers. Is all free. I love those all
Speaker 1: inclusive places. There's all inclusive places in Mexico and Puerto
Speaker 1: Rico and on the coast of everywhere where it's like
Speaker 1: five dollars a night and you get Infinity booze. How
Speaker 1: the fuck is anyone making any money at this place?
Speaker 1: I just I don't understand the economics here, but I'm
Speaker 1: happy to do it, you know, happy to partend.
Speaker 2: Was that is that golf course easy in your opinion
Speaker 2: when you when you're playing professionally?
Speaker 8: Was that?
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. With no wind.
Speaker 3: It's not hard because it's white fairies, but to get
Speaker 3: blows like twenty five.
Speaker 1: Day every day. I didn't think it was that easy.
Speaker 1: I thought there were some ic t shots. There was
Speaker 1: one that was on the back that I remember, this
Speaker 1: one clean. There's like a mountain to the right. It's late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's like a mountain of the ride, but
Speaker 1: you couldn't feel the wind down there. But then you
Speaker 1: hit your ball out of the mountain and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, oh shit, there's a linen right after hall
Speaker 1: thirty mile. Our wind rows it off the green. You're like, shit,
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't feel anything down here, you know,
Speaker 1: shit like that. It's it's weird because it's mountainous, but
Speaker 1: it's also on the beach, so so you have a
Speaker 1: dynamic like of that where you can't feel the wind
Speaker 1: and then you get down there on the beach and
Speaker 1: it's blowing thirty It's it's just it's it's wild. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there were some dinosaurs playing last week, some absolute
Speaker 1: dinosaurs in that tournament. Guy born dude, I guy borrows
Speaker 1: date it up. Last week they went to the grave,
Speaker 1: for sure. I saw one guy.
Speaker 2: He was wearing a hat that probably shouldn't be one
Speaker 2: on TV. His last name tall, looked like he was
Speaker 2: eighty haul Harry Hall or something like that. I was like,
Speaker 2: whom is this guy?
Speaker 1: He won like the nineteen sixty four Harbortown Classic or something,
Speaker 1: and then he gets in because there's nobody left on
Speaker 1: the PGA tourd He's been heard for thirty years. He's
Speaker 1: still got Limited's tech right, Well, the dumbest category. It's
Speaker 1: the dumbest category. Yeah, like, let everybody in from last year.
Speaker 1: How about the guy in Bermuda.
Speaker 3: The guy in Bermuda they gave him sponsors to He
Speaker 3: was like seventy two years old and he was the
Speaker 3: mayor and also the governor or whatever. Then he shot
Speaker 3: like eighty eight eighty nine, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: think he actually tied somebody one day, dude.
Speaker 1: I remember that Puerto Rico. It was so far out there.
Speaker 3: My daughter was like one, and she was with me
Speaker 3: and Tash, and she like ran out of diapers or
Speaker 3: something like cold, get more diapers. I was like where,
Speaker 3: Like where so I go into the deal. The lady
Speaker 3: like laughed at me.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, no kids around this freaking joint. So
Speaker 1: my daughter was one.
Speaker 3: I think we had a newtist for about five days
Speaker 3: in a row before we sent somebody to go get them.
Speaker 1: I just took her in the ocean every day, just
Speaker 1: to clean her out.
Speaker 3: Those Puerto Ricans throat. Well, No, we were missing a bag, dude,
Speaker 3: we were missing our bag with all of our baby gear.
Speaker 3: I don't know where it was in San Juan freaking airport.
Speaker 3: You traveled, were kind of.
Speaker 1: Stuck over there. You don't really have anywhere to go,
Speaker 1: that's true. You don't get a car or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's good if you're just partying. It's fine. If
Speaker 1: we're tired.
Speaker 4: After fifty weeks, we're going to Puerto Rico to finish
Speaker 4: it off.
Speaker 1: In our series, we playoff winner take all. I think
Speaker 1: we might cook the boats just so we have to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go to Guam or something. Who's winning right now? What's
Speaker 1: the score right now?
Speaker 2: Y'all know?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't. We just posted a day day.
Speaker 2: I'm up by is he's up four to three to
Speaker 2: three in match wins, and then we're keeping the aggregate too,
Speaker 2: and I think I'm up, Like I kind of smoked
Speaker 2: him in Alabama.
Speaker 1: So I think I show.
Speaker 2: I think I'm up nine, but we got thirty eight
Speaker 2: states left, and I'm a liability off the tea at
Speaker 2: any given time, So he can sneak back in there
Speaker 2: in two weeks that been less. They were in Where
Speaker 2: are you all going to play in Montana? I want
Speaker 2: to play that Moonlight base in place. But if you
Speaker 2: got any connections, we'll take the weed either. We already
Speaker 2: discussed this. You cannot Yeah, I'm bad. You can take
Speaker 2: it helping each other on Southwest. That's think they go
Speaker 2: to Montana?
Speaker 3: Can it can happen? Montana is on the way to Alaska.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how we get from Alaska
Speaker 3: to Hawaii. We're gonna have to go to Russia. Japan, Russia, Japan.
Speaker 1: Back door plane. What if we actually did get lost
Speaker 1: and we just accidentally flew into Russian airspace? We're just
Speaker 1: cruising around it, like five thousand feet above Russia. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Is it kind of like at the mall when you're
Speaker 3: a kid and you're lost, you just kind of cruise
Speaker 3: around and you find somebody, you know?
Speaker 1: Is that how it is in a plane.
Speaker 3: You just kind of start flying until something looks from
Speaker 3: that untely if something looks familiar.
Speaker 4: They don't even care about Russians over there, like yell
Speaker 4: are ghost.
Speaker 1: They check about their own people. They always say, you know,
Speaker 1: in aviation takeoffs or optional landings are mandatory, right, So
Speaker 1: we would get up there and then we we'd have
Speaker 1: to be a mandatory landing somewhere, and I'm sure would
Speaker 1: be welcomed at the at the FBO with with open
Speaker 1: arms in Russia, and that we hit the weed eater,
Speaker 1: that'd be something else. Probably have full gruns drawn every day.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll I don't think you'll make it
Speaker 1: through the ground alive. I think, oh, dude, we're FTP man.
Speaker 3: You don't think we can get along with freaking Russian
Speaker 3: fighters jets bringing crazy we're filming a podcast. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 3: be in a freaking Siberian prison where it's negative eight
Speaker 3: hundred degrees freaking every day in the in the winter time,
Speaker 3: for sure, dude, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be eating our toes.
Speaker 3: And just remember this. There's a tournament, and I think
Speaker 3: they still have it. It's a professional tournament. We need
Speaker 3: to go play it, y'all. Amateur's probably, but whatever, you
Speaker 3: can still play it's in Iceland, and it's seventy two
Speaker 3: holes in one day. It's on one of the days
Speaker 3: where the sun doesn't go down. That's a pretty legit tournament.
Speaker 3: Be tired, p D and I might be looking flagpoles
Speaker 3: by the end of this thing.
Speaker 1: But it's you see on the citvy nets on the solstice.
Speaker 3: I mean it's if it ain't on it, it's pretty
Speaker 3: close to it. So it's like it's one of those
Speaker 3: that's it's the longest of the year, close to it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, seventy two holes in one day, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 1: my like flying app right here and see what the
Speaker 1: fly from Weatherford, Texas to Iceland would be in the
Speaker 1: weed Wacker. It's an island.
Speaker 3: It's an island, so we need to get way, way
Speaker 3: far in Greenland if we're going to stretch it and
Speaker 3: try to land in Iceland. Dude, So I didn't I
Speaker 3: didn't even know. So you guys are going one you
Speaker 3: so you're basically going one place a week. Is that
Speaker 3: what's happening?
Speaker 1: Well, right now we kind of have to because ducks
Speaker 1: up north. Yeah, it's cold. Yeah, all right, So here
Speaker 1: it is from in the direct flight in the weed
Speaker 1: Whacker direct flight from Weatherford, Texas to Iceland. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: and the weed Wacker with no stops, non stop cruising
Speaker 1: at ten thousand feet at one hundred and forty knots,
Speaker 1: it would take us twenty four hours and twenty one
Speaker 1: minutes non stuff. Not bad, but we're gonna have to stop.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing several times. We would probably have to. I
Speaker 1: think we'd probably run out of gas somewhere in there,
Speaker 1: so we'd probably probably stopped five or six, seven, eight,
Speaker 1: ten times all level. But we could make it. It
Speaker 1: is feasible. I'll do it. I'm game. I'm game. It's feasible.
Speaker 3: I'll go from Weatherford to Iceland. It's twenty four hours
Speaker 3: of flying time bus. So we just figured it out
Speaker 3: to Iceland. Now do Alaska. You don't got enough feel
Speaker 3: for that. Well, we've already made the decision that we're
Speaker 3: going to have to stop multiple multiple times for several reasons.
Speaker 3: The first is running out, asked Pete. He said, six
Speaker 3: stops is what he making. Across the Atlantic. Oh dude,
Speaker 3: we go up through Canada and with like puddle jump
Speaker 3: our way around. We're not crazy, that's right. I mean,
Speaker 3: we're not smart, but we're not freaking crazy. Bro, We're
Speaker 3: not gonna land on an aircraft carrier. We're not crazy,
Speaker 3: but we're good to go from Weatherford.
Speaker 1: To Iceland packers. Yeah. So you go from none At
Speaker 1: save It, none At save It across the Atlantic to
Speaker 1: uh to Quat Torkic and then from Quat Torkic to
Speaker 1: island Spot and those are those are two hundred nautical
Speaker 1: mile legs. So I think we're in good shape. Cley.
Speaker 1: We could probably leave in a couple of weeks if
Speaker 1: you want. I want to.
Speaker 3: I want a Quat Torkic country Club. Pat for sure.
Speaker 3: I would rock the shit out of that NonStop dude.
Speaker 3: I'm game, but I don't even know where we are
Speaker 3: in Iceland. We're just somewhere there. We probably need to
Speaker 3: get somewhere somewhere else. If we just make it, that's
Speaker 3: good enough. That's good enough.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I could be the weed whacker. Never thought
Speaker 1: they'd see Raykovics or whatever the heck it's called. I'm game.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play in this seventy two hour deal.
Speaker 3: I feel as if this is when I decided to
Speaker 3: do the marathon. It's like a horrible decision. And when
Speaker 3: I get there, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Gonna hate it. But I think I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to play in that thing. One time you ran a marathon.
Speaker 1: Running is a very loose term that I would use.
Speaker 1: You laid forward.
Speaker 3: It finished a marathon before the clock came out, and
Speaker 3: they scraped up bodies and took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1: I finished before that and bell rang. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Do you have a sticker on your truck?
Speaker 4: This is twenty six point two?
Speaker 1: No, I don't. That's terrible. You should probably tell them,
Speaker 1: like your preparation, how you mentally prepared, physically prepared for
Speaker 1: this marathon.
Speaker 3: So the most I ever ran before it in the
Speaker 3: previous like several years, was three miles in one stretch
Speaker 3: and it was on a treadmill.
Speaker 1: So the dude literally drake like seven full strength IPAs
Speaker 1: the night before and woke up. It's like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run a marathon. And he ran a marathon,
Speaker 1: Like who the hell does that? There's no one us
Speaker 1: in the history of the world that's ever completed a marathon.
Speaker 3: I deleted like a heavy like spaghetti Bolognie's meat, sauce
Speaker 3: or whatever, like heavy not like you know, small portion
Speaker 3: controlled carbapasta stuff and like delete gatorade NonStop.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: The worst part about it so I was freaking cruising.
Speaker 3: I was doing eight thirty miles through twenty miles, so
Speaker 3: it's like it's pretty good for twenty miles. That's like
Speaker 3: I was deleting multiple people. If you were old, I
Speaker 3: passed you. If you were like looked like you were
Speaker 3: semi out of shape, I freaking passed you. But I
Speaker 3: don't know what it's called the runner's block or whatever.
Speaker 3: My body started cramping like I had like freaking riga
Speaker 3: mortis or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like my hands wouldn't move, and.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even I couldn't even walk, like in like
Speaker 3: miles before I got this like wicked blister on the
Speaker 3: bottom of my foot, but it like got so numb
Speaker 3: I didn't even think of it. I get there, and
Speaker 3: you know, marathons are like, dude, it's legit, like a tournament.
Speaker 3: The volunteers, they're handing you shit like all over the place.
Speaker 3: So you're supposed to just delete salt, like the little
Speaker 3: salts you get a McDonald's for your fries are supposed
Speaker 3: to just like fire those down. I was freaking snorting.
Speaker 3: I'm doing what whatever I could to get going, but
Speaker 3: it did. It didn't freaking work. Pickle juice, they have
Speaker 3: pickle juice because that's straight you know, salt pretty much.
Speaker 3: And then the gels, like these runner jels. They're gross,
Speaker 3: but it's whatever that's supposed to like really get in
Speaker 3: your system. But I couldn't freaking move, and like of course,
Speaker 3: like tashing, my kids come, they're like, oh, we'll watch
Speaker 3: you finish if you're not dead. And I was like,
Speaker 3: I was doing eight thirty miles. I think I ran
Speaker 3: twenty minute miles the last six point whatever, and I
Speaker 3: freaking dude, I couldn't move. I was crawling across some
Speaker 3: guy's yard at one point, like it was. It was
Speaker 3: the saddest thing. And all these people that I was deleting, like,
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm no offense to anybody, but like guys
Speaker 3: that were doing it that could barely even move their
Speaker 3: bodies like this one guy was just shuffling. He just
Speaker 3: looked like he was doing the shuffle the whole time,
Speaker 3: and I like just smoked his ass. Like early in
Speaker 3: the race, he shuffled, he shuffled past me. It was
Speaker 3: like a literal can toss, like he got me shuffling
Speaker 3: it like across.
Speaker 1: The freaking deal. But oh my god, dude, it ended
Speaker 1: up being sad.
Speaker 3: People came back and they were like, come on, you
Speaker 3: can finish because I passed freaking everybody in their mother.
Speaker 1: It was terrible, man, and it started getting windy. It's awful.
Speaker 1: I would never Yeah, you probably could train. I know
Speaker 1: what possesses people to do it. I really don't know
Speaker 1: what possesses people that want to do that, Like the
Speaker 1: human body is not built.
Speaker 2: To do that.
Speaker 1: No one, there's not even money involved. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't even make This was like a
Speaker 3: Boston Marathon qualifier, so it was like a legitimate race.
Speaker 3: And these freaking these Canyon guys I think were on
Speaker 3: their third marathon passed me at some point. And plus
Speaker 3: there's like relays that are embarrassing where you split it
Speaker 3: up into four, so those guys have way more energy.
Speaker 1: And they just like the whole ass right past.
Speaker 3: Really it was a tough scene, but like I was
Speaker 3: talking to somebody, I decided to do it, like I
Speaker 3: don't know, not long before it, But I was like,
Speaker 3: how do you train? They're like, you work your way
Speaker 3: up and you like literally run a marathon at some
Speaker 3: point five, ten, twenty whatever. And I'm like, you think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna freaking run a practice marathon before an actual marathon.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're hot, Like I'm gonna this is like,
Speaker 3: this is my marathon, this thing right here, and now I.
Speaker 1: Can now I can see why it happens. It's the worst,
Speaker 1: worst thing in the world, but you can say you've
Speaker 1: done it. Yeah, what was your recovery? Did it take
Speaker 1: like weeks for you to feel normal again? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: could have died probably like you couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't drink my body, like I couldn't go upstairs
Speaker 3: like my kids rooms are upstairs in my house. I
Speaker 3: didn't go upstairs for at least a week and a half.
Speaker 3: There was no I couldn't do it, like I could
Speaker 3: drag myself. I got home and sat in the jacuzzi
Speaker 3: and I couldn't freaking get out, like the timer turned
Speaker 3: off and it got cold, like the filter timer turned off.
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't drag myself out of the.
Speaker 1: Jacuzzie like it was. It was freaking terrible. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if you want to, if you if
Speaker 3: I mean, if hell is a place, it's gonna it's
Speaker 3: running a freaking marathon.
Speaker 1: I promise you. That's the worst thing on the god
Speaker 1: dag planet. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you.
Speaker 2: With that.
Speaker 1: God it sounds, it sounds horrible. I've ever run it's
Speaker 1: like four miles at a time. Ever, yeah, maybe not even.
Speaker 4: I never even sniffed that. I've never even sniffed that.
Speaker 2: We had to do a mile for like your fitness test,
Speaker 2: you know, and like these kids like gear up for
Speaker 2: it all year, and I walked the entire mile and
Speaker 2: uh hey they my parents would get the letter like
Speaker 2: showing it's called the Fitness Grant in Texas, and like
Speaker 2: my parents would get the letter showing what I did,
Speaker 2: and my dad just opened up.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you're still fat ass, just.
Speaker 3: Six ft seven. I mean, there's not many six foot
Speaker 3: seven marathon runners. I don't think there's any, Like, well,
Speaker 3: what's really bad.
Speaker 2: What's really bad is I was like five seven to
Speaker 2: fifty to sixty in.
Speaker 1: High school, grew foot in college.
Speaker 2: Just in college, Yeah, I went into my senior high
Speaker 2: school like six foot and then I came back from
Speaker 2: my freshman year of college like six seven.
Speaker 1: But what, I was so short and so fat. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just like tall and so fat. But I was
Speaker 1: so short and so fat. It's bad. Magic was fat too.
Speaker 4: He can't get away from this one.
Speaker 3: We might have to tweet that out. I have a
Speaker 3: freaking video. I mean the picture I tweeted out. He
Speaker 3: looks like a prisoner of war and you look like
Speaker 3: an offensive lineman. So I probably need another one.
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you another one first. It's
Speaker 1: so yeah, man, it is so bad. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, should we get it we have?
Speaker 3: Should we get to some questions for these guys since
Speaker 3: we're just yeah, talking about and a wh whacker and
Speaker 3: my god, stars fans way more than us people. Well,
Speaker 3: somebody from Michigan says, where are you played in Michigan?
Speaker 3: It better be Katie Bluffs or that's the only answer,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, where y'all playing there?
Speaker 5: Or you don't not allowed to say it's I mean,
Speaker 5: it's kind of hard to and to be honest, because
Speaker 5: obviously we want to play Arcadia Bluffs. But like, how
Speaker 5: we're gonna get a tea time three months in the vans.
Speaker 5: So I mean that's the top of our lips for sure.
Speaker 5: Well you got Yeah, you guys are big enough now.
Speaker 5: I mean you I don't know you have somebody. It's
Speaker 5: just dumb question because I don't really like I mean,
Speaker 5: agents is whatever. You'll have somebody handling your shit. That's
Speaker 5: like scheduling this for you. It's kind of like they
Speaker 5: they handle like sponsorships and they get us on places.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we plan everything, like we book all our flights, hotels, cars.
Speaker 2: We went to UH last week, we went to Mobile
Speaker 2: and New Orleans without a tea time. We just flew
Speaker 2: in and we were like, well we'll figure out when
Speaker 2: we touched out, and we touched down in New Orleans,
Speaker 2: drove to Mobile, played, drove back to New Orleans, played
Speaker 2: DEPC Louisiana the next morning, and then.
Speaker 1: Flew home that night.
Speaker 2: Day.
Speaker 1: That's a nice little, nice little trap. I like, that's easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's got. If we can play it, we will.
Speaker 2: If not, we'll figure it out somehow.
Speaker 1: So do you all you all play at home without
Speaker 1: the cameras with money games? How much? How much? How
Speaker 1: much does it say I can't read read it sucks.
Speaker 1: How much have you ever won? How much you ever
Speaker 1: won in a golf match? And what's your average bet?
Speaker 3: If y'all aren't playing with all the cameras, if you
Speaker 3: just have a little gang sum or group new game,
Speaker 3: whatever you call it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think one of our favorite gambling games is
Speaker 5: it's called we call it nines. I don't know a
Speaker 5: lot of people call it something else. Is that there's
Speaker 5: nine point on every Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a three main game because we don't typically
Speaker 2: have a foursome all the time.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 5: It ain't it ain't we're we aren't throwing up like
Speaker 5: a hundred a hole or anything.
Speaker 4: We aren't there yet.
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, we like we play. We'll play like twenty
Speaker 9: five dollars now. So it's you know, like, yeah, at
Speaker 9: least something to make you try, you know, like you
Speaker 9: you might have to eat it. You might have to
Speaker 9: eat that's good, Tony. Yeah, and it tasts for a dinner,
Speaker 9: maybe a couple of cocktails. Who knows nine points?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: If if anybody listen doesn't play, like, look it up.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like describing the rules, but like it's
Speaker 3: the only it's a good game for three people. If
Speaker 3: there's really nothing else you can do with.
Speaker 2: Three people, right, and if you get if you get
Speaker 2: three good players, like typically you won't lose a lot
Speaker 2: of money, but if somebody gets hot, like they can
Speaker 2: win a lot and we.
Speaker 3: The other thing, The other thing I'll day with three
Speaker 3: players if we do like wolf hammer or something. But
Speaker 3: like who's ever the single in every six holes? It
Speaker 3: switches gets par as their partner, so like, no matter what,
Speaker 3: they at least have a par but they're still they're
Speaker 3: still dodging two birdy bullets.
Speaker 1: But sometimes that par wins like out of nowhere. It
Speaker 1: could be out a dirty par three.
Speaker 3: Or something will be like hammer, I know I have
Speaker 3: a par, Like I don't care what happens these guys
Speaker 3: that both got a hammer.
Speaker 1: So that's about the only other thing really you can
Speaker 1: do with three people because it just sucks. I mean, golf.
Speaker 1: Golf is too miserable to go out there and just
Speaker 1: play for exercise.
Speaker 2: We all know that, yeah, and sometimes like we don't
Speaker 2: play for money every time because the only time we
Speaker 2: get to practice is.
Speaker 1: When we play without a camera. So it's like, yeah, if.
Speaker 2: We're working on something which is all the time, Like
Speaker 2: we won't play for money, Like this morning, we just
Speaker 2: went out and tried to like whack it around and
Speaker 2: like find a swing before we go to Harvard toown.
Speaker 4: So we didn't play for money this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's it's like most of the time, which
Speaker 5: isn't very much now, when we play for fun, it's
Speaker 5: like we can't play music when we're filming, Like we
Speaker 5: can't drink when we're filming. So most of the time
Speaker 5: when we're playing fun, we're just whacking the ball around,
Speaker 5: having fun, playing music.
Speaker 2: And we got like three speakers going all different genres
Speaker 2: of music, just turned up as loud as they can go.
Speaker 4: And it's like some people probably hate us, but we
Speaker 4: really don't care.
Speaker 1: We know the feeling. Yeah, a message her the kid
Speaker 1: crushes her audio. I guess right.
Speaker 5: So you can't have any music when you're going it'll
Speaker 5: demonetize your video.
Speaker 1: You can't make any money really, oh yeah for copyright stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you're if you're filming, like you can't
Speaker 2: have what is it, like four seconds you can play
Speaker 2: forst you can play like four seconds of a song
Speaker 2: before it demonetizes it, before they can claim the copyright.
Speaker 2: On it, so we can't play with music. It sucks
Speaker 2: because we played with music like that was like a
Speaker 2: big part of my game.
Speaker 1: You know what you should do. You should take your
Speaker 1: like top one hundred favorite songs and then just cut
Speaker 1: three seconds of all of them is just play that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a fuckers, that's actually good. That would be hilarious. That'd
Speaker 1: be I'd get a million abused. Yeah, could you imagine
Speaker 1: three seconds of like gu guess the.
Speaker 2: Song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's named we Can It's
Speaker 2: name that tune, but like eighteen holes, Yeah, that would
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: You go from Michael Beachy to George Straight to like
Speaker 1: fifty sid to Rascal Flats.
Speaker 8: Vanilaies, No, No, no off, turn it off, Dad, Jake,
Speaker 8: whatever you were listening to in Mexico on the first hole, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what it was. I was, I was, I was.
Speaker 1: It's a big DM guy. It was like Blake, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: Blink's are pretty good, man.
Speaker 3: It's either that or Nickelback with Colleen pt And I
Speaker 3: played in this huge money game. It was ten thousand
Speaker 3: dollars at fifteen thousand a team in San Antonio and
Speaker 3: the first hole, the first hole was like eight thirty
Speaker 3: and we had already had ourselves at day Am by then,
Speaker 3: and we played with these guys's like hope we all
Speaker 3: like freaking listening to techno by the Encore Pool or
Speaker 3: whatever at the wind because I mean it was straight
Speaker 3: dance music the whole entire time.
Speaker 1: It was did you win? Nah, we didn't win that one.
Speaker 1: We leave our money back. We got our money back,
Speaker 1: but we we were That tournament never happened again after
Speaker 1: that year. I don't think it was due to us,
Speaker 1: but we did. We were asked to turn our music
Speaker 1: down multiple times. There was just too many stiffs, too
Speaker 1: many stiffs in that event. Yeah, No, it was a legit.
Speaker 3: It was a legit. There was good players, dude. I
Speaker 3: mean we played with Kyle wes Moore, Kyle west Moreland,
Speaker 3: who's on the PGA tour. Knew was that kids, And
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, there's PGA Tour guys all over.
Speaker 1: The We played with James Nitties. Uh yeah, Nick played again,
Speaker 1: Kyle Westmoreland. The other guy he played with was a
Speaker 1: corn fairy guy and then us Clowns. He played Oklahoma
Speaker 1: State Nee Broog or something like that. Jordan Burg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those guys can both send it their units. They hit
Speaker 1: it one hundred yards pest me.
Speaker 2: I thought Jordan was gonna be pretty good, didn't he
Speaker 2: like finish top five at the Open one year?
Speaker 4: And then, like, I don't think anybody's.
Speaker 1: Heard prone I talked to him. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I played with him like twice that year randomly, and
Speaker 3: he has like a horrible back, like kind of like bad,
Speaker 3: like bad bad back. Anyway, he's like six' eight bent
Speaker 3: over playing. Golf you would, know you would know busta but.
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Speaker 3: like the Ben over you know right, now the Bent
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Speaker 3: would need to go, into and THEN i would just
Speaker 3: do WHATEVER i needed to.
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Speaker 2: yeah different gang every.
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Speaker 3: guys DON'T i need you all to ignore? These BECAUSE
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Speaker 1: Yeah i'm gonna be Like Robert.
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Speaker 3: even going to know IF i ever made a shot
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Speaker 2: longer than twenty Five.
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Speaker 1: AND i look over at this person and this this.
Speaker 1: WOMAN i could not tell she she was looking at
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Speaker 1: you want to bail yourself? Out he's, like, WELL i
Speaker 1: don't have any. Money he was, like, well they'll give
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Speaker 1: like what's the? Costs he's like two thousand. Dollars i'm like,
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Speaker 1: It's Andrew louisiana and won the won The adams of
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Speaker 1: pay for my jail. Experience, wait you said you're thirty.
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Speaker 1: two lane highway that goes from like the pit grill
Speaker 1: in town there to the golf. Course that's WHERE i got,
Speaker 1: it thank, god ran my truck right off the road
Speaker 1: into it and got.
Speaker 3: JOGGED a bounty hunter didn't come and freaking try to
Speaker 3: get your cash from you. Early the last three holes
Speaker 3: a little, bit a hell of a. Situation it was
Speaker 3: a tough.
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Speaker 1: Enough that's. Enough is enough of, me, myself my.
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