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<v Speaker 1>S need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob to the rescue, diper Asque Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station. Ask LCTV, brought to you

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<v Speaker 3>as always by Petties meets Stay Route four to thirty

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<v Speaker 3>four and long with just west of I four who've

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<v Speaker 3>been Monday through Saturday ten to six. Nothing but the

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<v Speaker 3>best at Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be watching some football this weekend, College or pro.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop by Petties and get the real meats. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about high quality meat at Petties.

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<v Speaker 1>So pit stop for even a West Coaster like you. LC.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome by the way, looking dapper. I see you early

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<v Speaker 3>voted as well. The guy I worked with was talking

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<v Speaker 3>about that earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, got the voting done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, voted for all the librarians. What that's the library libertarians?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it ain't no live I ain't no Republican either

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<v Speaker 2>or a Democrat.

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<v Speaker 1>See how I just pissed off all all parties?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it true the rumor I heard about you? But

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<v Speaker 3>I heard you have your own pack? Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>mean like my own political action committee? Yeah you have

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<v Speaker 3>your Yeah? I headed one up which which commercials are

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<v Speaker 3>the ones you're running.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not, can't. I don't divulge that. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're like the guy behind the uh listen, behind

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<v Speaker 3>the curtain.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah on that uh little red writing. Wait, no, Dorothy,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, click the heels together. Not where I was going.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a guy pulling strings. Wizard of Oz. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>So whatever works for you, man, Listen. You don't ask

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<v Speaker 2>somebody their political choices or part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like I know they they'll just tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like asking how much they make an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>It's well, you know how much I make an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot? Yeah, more than most of us could ever

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<v Speaker 1>envision a thousand bucks an hour. It's just it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible that a guy who is at that level of

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<v Speaker 3>you know, accomplishment just donates his time every week to

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<v Speaker 3>it podunk station like us in little old Maitland, Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gotta get some of these.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, anyway, I'm not I'm not any of those

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<v Speaker 2>certain you know, political parties. I'm like, I'm one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Not what.

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<v Speaker 3>They could that independent, independent, no party affiliation, independent like

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<v Speaker 3>the skateboard trucks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who I am life coach, need your advice. I

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<v Speaker 1>had an.

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<v Speaker 2>Appointment and they made the window of the waiting window

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<v Speaker 2>between nine am and five pm. I took off work

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<v Speaker 2>in everything and then it's all caps and they never showed.

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<v Speaker 2>I called and no one returned my call.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do? Uh? First off, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to take a day to cool off.

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<v Speaker 3>On if you need to know what a service this

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<v Speaker 3>is to to base yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm a life coach. I just roll.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, first yet, you need to take a day

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<v Speaker 2>off no offense, a day to cool off because no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>But you sound like the kind of guy that's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're sending all caps to me like that, you

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<v Speaker 2>sound like the kind of guy that's gonna get heated

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<v Speaker 2>enough to tell the customer service rep that you're coming

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<v Speaker 2>down there with a bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, those kind really just get so frustrated. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so tired of waiting all on.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm bombing you so deep breath. Give them

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<v Speaker 2>a here's what you give them, Give them one more

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<v Speaker 2>day to call. If they don't, then simply copy paste

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<v Speaker 2>the text that you just sent me and loaded into

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<v Speaker 2>Google Reviews with that company's name. Oh, would probably use

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<v Speaker 2>a different company too, solid advice. Sure, yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>you bring. That's what I do LC. Is it bad

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm not Oh wow, we got a ba humbug?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it bad that I'm not into the whole Halloween thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Buddy's given me a hard time because I turn off

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<v Speaker 2>all the lights and turn off sprinklers on.

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought of that angle. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be a jerk.

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<v Speaker 2>Just do the ones up front because the trigger cheaters

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<v Speaker 2>aren't coming around.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't need to run all well, four or

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do all, he says. I'm not trying to be

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<v Speaker 2>a jerk. I just don't want to get up and

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<v Speaker 2>answer the door every two to five minutes, especially with

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday NFL on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, first off, sir, you are a jerk.

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<v Speaker 2>You can at least put a bowl of candy out front,

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<v Speaker 2>keep your light on, just the porch light, and put

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<v Speaker 2>the candy out front. Uh, jerk or not? Though he

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<v Speaker 2>does have a good point about Thursday night football. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't think about that during trick or cheating. I totally

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<v Speaker 2>space that. Donnie and I usually just sit out front

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<v Speaker 2>and I drink martinis and smoke cigars while handing stuff out.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you know Harold's love the cigar smoke with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna tell him set up the big projector

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<v Speaker 2>TV right out front.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show the game for everyone. Well, no, that's right

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<v Speaker 1>to go side cash from neighborhood dads.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I bet you'd like to be walking around and

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<v Speaker 2>that elephant costume that your wife's making you wear because

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have pants. I know you do, and the

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<v Speaker 2>elephant costume, but they're gray legs. What and you got

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<v Speaker 2>a trunk?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir? It's kind of so.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like to watch some football with a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of real dudes right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Put your admission in there, might even get some drinks out,

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<v Speaker 2>but have a cigar? Oh, great, knowledgeable LC. I was

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<v Speaker 2>shopping at Wallyworld, shopping beer in hand, or maybe it

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<v Speaker 2>was my third shopping beer, when I noticed a guy

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<v Speaker 2>peeping around every aisle I went down. I figured he

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<v Speaker 2>was peeking at my hang down, at my gray sweatpants.

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<v Speaker 2>What so I threw my shopping beer at him, knocked

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<v Speaker 2>his ass out. Turns out he was an undercover security guard.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have fines court date and I'm not allowed

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<v Speaker 2>back at Wallyworld. They said that I need to do counseling.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I know, just the guy counsel me. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>great one. Wow, that was a long You gotta make

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<v Speaker 2>these shorter.

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<v Speaker 1>What's he talking about? A shopping beer? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>This the guy I work with. He is part of

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<v Speaker 3>the Meat Report. He Wink Wink gives the idea of

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<v Speaker 3>buying a high octane, low quality alcoholic beverage and opening

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<v Speaker 3>it pre checkout. You enjoy your shopping while you're at Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>Would make the experience pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I was at a Walmart ester at a

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<v Speaker 2>serious level, or maybe it's two days ago, when I

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<v Speaker 2>saw somebody had gone I guess this. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if it's radio occurrent cracked open can, or I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they opened it, chugged it and set it back. Come on, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't be doing that LCTV. My favorite is you're

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<v Speaker 2>on the cereal aisle. Oh look, someone left a package

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<v Speaker 2>of ground beef here. Yeah, it's wonderful. Oh look it's lukewarm.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>ELC.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife wants me to start sleeping naked. I'm thinking it

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<v Speaker 2>will only turn her off. Any advice. Here's advice don't

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<v Speaker 2>give me that visual anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I'd say give her what she wants, right, happy wife,

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<v Speaker 2>happy life. We all know that she obviously knows what

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<v Speaker 2>you look like naked, because it's your wife and you've

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<v Speaker 2>had relations, unless you're like one couple that I counseled.

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<v Speaker 1>They did it with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lights off, pitch black, and it was during the If

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<v Speaker 2>it was during the day, blindfolds. Yeah, I was convinced

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<v Speaker 2>so the wife could roll her eyes. So yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>sleep naked it you'd be fine. I wonder what the

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<v Speaker 2>attraction was in the beginning. Oh see TV, I'm seeing

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<v Speaker 2>this man. I got so many there's another Halloween before

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<v Speaker 2>we miss out on the holiday. I have a very

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<v Speaker 2>scary Halloween costume aware this year to welcome trick or

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<v Speaker 2>treats to my house. What are your thoughts of me

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<v Speaker 2>scaring the kids so bad? When I opened my door,

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<v Speaker 2>they dropped their plastic pumpkins full of candy that I

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<v Speaker 2>can eat later. Plastic pumpkin, dude, please, A real kid

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<v Speaker 2>uses a pillow case, right, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Really want to freak people out? Walk up there with

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<v Speaker 1>a sleeping bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Look, you know the kids that don't come up

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<v Speaker 2>the scum of your kids, like I was with the pillowcase,

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<v Speaker 2>and you go, hey, man, I'd really like some snickers

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<v Speaker 2>and then Moore whoppers or whatever you have whatever the

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<v Speaker 2>cool candy is now.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you walked up there with a sleeping bag

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<v Speaker 1>zipped up the side and said I'm ready as your

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<v Speaker 1>candy trough. Yeah wow, I'm doing some thinking. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>How are we doing on a You can wedge another

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<v Speaker 2>one or two in if you try real hard. God,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just l c TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seeing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll just save that one. I have a touchy situation,

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<v Speaker 2>elsee and need your help. Ooh, coworker bought me flowers,

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<v Speaker 2>had them put on my desk, and it's making things

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit uncomfortable at work. He's a nice guy

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<v Speaker 2>and all just kind of nerdy and not my type.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a department for that, ma'am. I mean he

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<v Speaker 2>said he's a nice guy, so you really don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go down there. But yeah, it's called p R

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<v Speaker 2>or some refer to it as the NARKS office. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hr hr, you know what I mean? Or the NARKS office?

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<v Speaker 2>What ever happened to the good old days? And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>hot secretary, you know you have a hot secretary executive assistant,

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<v Speaker 2>and no it's a secretary and a little you know

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<v Speaker 2>grab ass in the office. And you know Genitalia photos

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<v Speaker 2>copy photo copies. You know at the Christmas party you

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<v Speaker 2>bring back the good times?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a fan of mad Men? Unaware of the show?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not a madman? All right? Well I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will, I will print up anyone's we didn't get,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the hippie that gets upset when I say

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<v Speaker 2>I'm printing stuff, settle down country.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So I'm coded all right, The Lifeguad Show,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, out and down and heading the pigs. Lynchin

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