Speaker 1: S need advice.
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Speaker 3: Welcome by the way, looking dapper. I see you early
Speaker 3: voted as well. The guy I worked with was talking
Speaker 3: about that earlier.
Speaker 1: Yep, got the voting done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, voted for all the librarians. What that's the library libertarians?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Is it ain't no live I ain't no Republican either
Speaker 2: or a Democrat.
Speaker 1: See how I just pissed off all all parties?
Speaker 3: Is it true the rumor I heard about you? But
Speaker 3: I heard you have your own pack? Oh yeah, you
Speaker 3: mean like my own political action committee? Yeah you have
Speaker 3: your Yeah? I headed one up which which commercials are
Speaker 3: the ones you're running.
Speaker 1: I'm not, can't. I don't divulge that. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: But you're like the guy behind the uh listen, behind
Speaker 3: the curtain.
Speaker 2: It's yeah on that uh little red writing. Wait, no, Dorothy,
Speaker 2: you know, click the heels together. Not where I was going.
Speaker 2: There was a guy pulling strings. Wizard of Oz. Thanks,
Speaker 2: So whatever works for you, man, Listen. You don't ask
Speaker 2: somebody their political choices or part of this.
Speaker 1: It's just like I know they they'll just tell you.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: It's just like asking how much they make an hour.
Speaker 2: It's well, you know how much I make an hour?
Speaker 1: A lot? Yeah, more than most of us could ever
Speaker 1: envision a thousand bucks an hour. It's just it's.
Speaker 3: Incredible that a guy who is at that level of
Speaker 3: you know, accomplishment just donates his time every week to
Speaker 3: it podunk station like us in little old Maitland, Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta get some of these.
Speaker 2: But no, anyway, I'm not I'm not any of those
Speaker 2: certain you know, political parties. I'm like, I'm one of them.
Speaker 1: Not what.
Speaker 3: They could that independent, independent, no party affiliation, independent like
Speaker 3: the skateboard trucks.
Speaker 1: That's who I am life coach, need your advice. I
Speaker 1: had an.
Speaker 2: Appointment and they made the window of the waiting window
Speaker 2: between nine am and five pm. I took off work
Speaker 2: in everything and then it's all caps and they never showed.
Speaker 2: I called and no one returned my call.
Speaker 1: What would you do? Uh? First off, I think you
Speaker 1: need to take a day to cool off.
Speaker 3: On if you need to know what a service this
Speaker 3: is to to base yours.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a life coach. I just roll.
Speaker 2: But uh, first yet, you need to take a day
Speaker 2: off no offense, a day to cool off because no offense.
Speaker 2: But you sound like the kind of guy that's you know,
Speaker 2: when you're sending all caps to me like that, you
Speaker 2: sound like the kind of guy that's gonna get heated
Speaker 2: enough to tell the customer service rep that you're coming
Speaker 2: down there with a bomb.
Speaker 1: You know, those kind really just get so frustrated. I'm
Speaker 1: so tired of waiting all on.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm bombing you so deep breath. Give them
Speaker 2: a here's what you give them, Give them one more
Speaker 2: day to call. If they don't, then simply copy paste
Speaker 2: the text that you just sent me and loaded into
Speaker 2: Google Reviews with that company's name. Oh, would probably use
Speaker 2: a different company too, solid advice. Sure, yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: you bring. That's what I do LC. Is it bad
Speaker 2: that I'm not Oh wow, we got a ba humbug?
Speaker 2: Is it bad that I'm not into the whole Halloween thing.
Speaker 2: Buddy's given me a hard time because I turn off
Speaker 2: all the lights and turn off sprinklers on.
Speaker 1: I never thought of that angle. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be a jerk.
Speaker 2: Just do the ones up front because the trigger cheaters
Speaker 2: aren't coming around.
Speaker 1: But I don't need to run all well, four or
Speaker 1: five zones.
Speaker 2: I'll do all, he says. I'm not trying to be
Speaker 2: a jerk. I just don't want to get up and
Speaker 2: answer the door every two to five minutes, especially with
Speaker 2: Thursday NFL on.
Speaker 1: Oh, first off, sir, you are a jerk.
Speaker 2: You can at least put a bowl of candy out front,
Speaker 2: keep your light on, just the porch light, and put
Speaker 2: the candy out front. Uh, jerk or not? Though he
Speaker 2: does have a good point about Thursday night football. I
Speaker 2: didn't think about that during trick or cheating. I totally
Speaker 2: space that. Donnie and I usually just sit out front
Speaker 2: and I drink martinis and smoke cigars while handing stuff out.
Speaker 2: Sure you know Harold's love the cigar smoke with the kids.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell him set up the big projector
Speaker 2: TV right out front.
Speaker 1: I'll show the game for everyone. Well, no, that's right
Speaker 1: to go side cash from neighborhood dads.
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you'd like to be walking around and
Speaker 2: that elephant costume that your wife's making you wear because
Speaker 2: you don't have pants. I know you do, and the
Speaker 2: elephant costume, but they're gray legs. What and you got
Speaker 2: a trunk?
Speaker 1: Sir? It's kind of so.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you like to watch some football with a couple
Speaker 1: of real dudes right here?
Speaker 2: Put your admission in there, might even get some drinks out,
Speaker 2: but have a cigar? Oh, great, knowledgeable LC. I was
Speaker 2: shopping at Wallyworld, shopping beer in hand, or maybe it
Speaker 2: was my third shopping beer, when I noticed a guy
Speaker 2: peeping around every aisle I went down. I figured he
Speaker 2: was peeking at my hang down, at my gray sweatpants.
Speaker 2: What so I threw my shopping beer at him, knocked
Speaker 2: his ass out. Turns out he was an undercover security guard.
Speaker 2: Now I have fines court date and I'm not allowed
Speaker 2: back at Wallyworld. They said that I need to do counseling.
Speaker 2: I said, I know, just the guy counsel me. Oh
Speaker 2: great one. Wow, that was a long You gotta make
Speaker 2: these shorter.
Speaker 1: What's he talking about? A shopping beer? Oh?
Speaker 3: This the guy I work with. He is part of
Speaker 3: the Meat Report. He Wink Wink gives the idea of
Speaker 3: buying a high octane, low quality alcoholic beverage and opening
Speaker 3: it pre checkout. You enjoy your shopping while you're at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Would make the experience pretty good.
Speaker 2: You know, I was at a Walmart ester at a
Speaker 2: serious level, or maybe it's two days ago, when I
Speaker 2: saw somebody had gone I guess this. I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's radio occurrent cracked open can, or I guess
Speaker 2: they opened it, chugged it and set it back. Come on, dude,
Speaker 2: you can't be doing that LCTV. My favorite is you're
Speaker 2: on the cereal aisle. Oh look, someone left a package
Speaker 2: of ground beef here. Yeah, it's wonderful. Oh look it's lukewarm.
Speaker 2: Now it's great.
Speaker 1: ELC.
Speaker 2: Wife wants me to start sleeping naked. I'm thinking it
Speaker 2: will only turn her off. Any advice. Here's advice don't
Speaker 2: give me that visual anymore.
Speaker 1: Tough guy.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'd say give her what she wants, right, happy wife,
Speaker 2: happy life. We all know that she obviously knows what
Speaker 2: you look like naked, because it's your wife and you've
Speaker 2: had relations, unless you're like one couple that I counseled.
Speaker 1: They did it with the.
Speaker 2: Lights off, pitch black, and it was during the If
Speaker 2: it was during the day, blindfolds. Yeah, I was convinced
Speaker 2: so the wife could roll her eyes. So yeah, just
Speaker 2: sleep naked it you'd be fine. I wonder what the
Speaker 2: attraction was in the beginning. Oh see TV, I'm seeing
Speaker 2: this man. I got so many there's another Halloween before
Speaker 2: we miss out on the holiday. I have a very
Speaker 2: scary Halloween costume aware this year to welcome trick or
Speaker 2: treats to my house. What are your thoughts of me
Speaker 2: scaring the kids so bad? When I opened my door,
Speaker 2: they dropped their plastic pumpkins full of candy that I
Speaker 2: can eat later. Plastic pumpkin, dude, please, A real kid
Speaker 2: uses a pillow case, right, you.
Speaker 1: Really want to freak people out? Walk up there with
Speaker 1: a sleeping bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, you know the kids that don't come up
Speaker 2: the scum of your kids, like I was with the pillowcase,
Speaker 2: and you go, hey, man, I'd really like some snickers
Speaker 2: and then Moore whoppers or whatever you have whatever the
Speaker 2: cool candy is now.
Speaker 1: But if you walked up there with a sleeping bag
Speaker 1: zipped up the side and said I'm ready as your
Speaker 1: candy trough. Yeah wow, I'm doing some thinking. Now.
Speaker 2: How are we doing on a You can wedge another
Speaker 2: one or two in if you try real hard. God,
Speaker 2: I'll just l c TV.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing that.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just save that one. I have a touchy situation,
Speaker 2: elsee and need your help. Ooh, coworker bought me flowers,
Speaker 2: had them put on my desk, and it's making things
Speaker 2: a little bit uncomfortable at work. He's a nice guy
Speaker 2: and all just kind of nerdy and not my type.
Speaker 2: They have a department for that, ma'am. I mean he
Speaker 2: said he's a nice guy, so you really don't want
Speaker 2: to go down there. But yeah, it's called p R
Speaker 2: or some refer to it as the NARKS office. Okay,
Speaker 2: hr hr, you know what I mean? Or the NARKS office?
Speaker 2: What ever happened to the good old days? And you know,
Speaker 2: hot secretary, you know you have a hot secretary executive assistant,
Speaker 2: and no it's a secretary and a little you know
Speaker 2: grab ass in the office. And you know Genitalia photos
Speaker 2: copy photo copies. You know at the Christmas party you
Speaker 2: bring back the good times?
Speaker 1: Are you a fan of mad Men? Unaware of the show?
Speaker 1: And I'm not a madman? All right? Well I will,
Speaker 1: I will, I will print up anyone's we didn't get,
Speaker 1: don't worry.
Speaker 2: And for the hippie that gets upset when I say
Speaker 2: I'm printing stuff, settle down country.
Speaker 1: All right. So I'm coded all right, The Lifeguad Show,
Speaker 1: Thank you, out and down and heading the pigs. Lynchin
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