Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
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Speaker 2: Kevin is here. What is the show?
Speaker 1: It's Charlie Brown, Hey Brown, Hello, Charlie Brown, Phil Collins,
Phil Collins. Oh my god, that's so true, poor Phil.
I was feel bad for Phil Collins all right, because
he got he got married to that other woman and
she just took him for like all this money.
Speaker 2: And then, ah, you know that's the problem. You shouldn't
married the other woman left is you shouldn't leave your
wife for another woman, and that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Really, or just don't have any money and do it right,
and that's usually the better way to do it, I
think maybe, or take her hide your money. When you're
so rich, you can hide your money. That's the thing
that I think is it's surprising that he never did
he never hit his money. But how can you hide
your money? People know your Phil Collins. They know you've
got some bank and you're showing eighty seven dollars your
tech account.
Speaker 2: No, you don't have to.
Speaker 1: Show eighty seven. But you don't need to show you know,
nearly a billion, you know what I mean. It's like
there's got to be a middle road there, don't you
think somewhere? I would think that a lot.
Speaker 2: Of these guys a billion in my account. Yeah, but
I think a.
Speaker 1: Lot of these guys have like money people that help
them hide things or they I don't know. Look, the
most will never be a problem for me. Not for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even worry about it. Yeah, we're all good.
Speaker 1: We're all good. How is how is Valentine's Day? Did
you do anything?
Speaker 2: Delivered heart when it was Valentine's Day? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, that's a good question. It was Saturday, it
was okay, I do anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I delivered pizzas?
Speaker 1: Okay? Did they do any like heart shape? He used to?
Speaker 2: He didn't? Nobody ask pain in the ass? Right? Probably?
I watched a pretty cool movie. What was that song? Sung? Blue?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I you know what a friend of mine told me
was really good and said.
Speaker 2: He cried it was see here, I'm thinking, see, I
didn't know anything about this movie. I know I used
to hit to do Neil Diamond cover cover man, impersonator,
and I'm thinking the first hour, I'm going, this is
a really good, feel good movie. This is really good.
And then it took that time, really and then it
took this Where did you see it on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Or it's on Peacock It's on Peacock's.
Speaker 2: That was my Valentine's Day. I watched the movie in
my car, by myself.
Speaker 1: In your car, in the grounds with the grounds closed,
running in between in between deliveries. Well that's nice.
Speaker 2: What are you doing near Valentine's Day? Besides get drunkens?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I went down to see my mom. I
did go down to see my mother, and I will
tell you that all my life it was always a
bone of contention between my mom and I. Maybe I'm
using a bad phrase there, but I always she made
a big deal about Valentine's Day and that I'd never
sent her anything. And I used to go because it's
creepy to send something to your mom. But she sends
you something over ear, doesn't she?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: But she's different. I feel like it is too. I
feel like it is too so much so Mark, and
so I see she sends you shit on St. Patrick's Day,
sends something for her goddamn holidays. She likes, Okay, I mean, so, well,
here's what I did. I'll tell you what I did
for the first time ever. And I feel like, now right,
she's gonna be seventy nine. I think I sent you
with seventy nine on them. It's my age bracket. Yes, well,
oh stepdaddy Mark? She uh oh, could you imagine that
would mean?
Speaker 2: Oh, we could have the new Mallory. She goes out
with Doug and she goes out with Mark. I'd win
that one til you.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I went down and uh I did. I came
in on Friday night with flowers and a bottle of wine,
and I had already bought things to make for breakfast,
but I left him in the car because it was
so damn called.
Speaker 2: See this sounds creepy, why I've showed up with Well
it does, so I'm with.
Speaker 4: You on yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I went and I and I made her
a nice breakfast the next day, and then she and
I went out for a walk because the sun was.
Speaker 2: Nice, and then we went uh.
Speaker 1: Then we went to the Beacmon Arms and had a
drink together, and we watched the people that we thought
were on like a first date next to you know,
and she turns to me and this is I know
this interesting. She said to me, I think they're on
our first date. And I kept looking because I I thought,
the woman, that's a shitty first date venta. Well, I'm
with you, I thought the woman. And my mother said,
it feels like they don't know each other, because the
woman said, I like your shirt and would you say
that to him? To you no, to look at him,
and he's sitting with his back short of my mom,
and then the woman's on the other side of him,
and I'm on the other side of my mom. So
I'm trying to look at the woman's hands, and I
thought I saw a wedding ring, and I said to her,
I don't know if they're not married. He did not
have one, and she goesugh, he has pudgy.
Speaker 2: Hands, like I don't even know what would the girl
look like.
Speaker 1: They were just a middle aged couple. They were fine.
Nothing to you know, nothing memorable, I mean, nothing super memorable.
That was the that was it?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 1: I had a discovery on Valentine's Day? Okay, we had
a hockey game in the morning, and then we had
a birthday party at Radio Socials. So we come home
and sam My, twenty one year old, yeah, is just
laying in his room watching his fucking iPad porn. I'm like, dude,
what are you doing.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's fucking Valentine's Day. There are plenty of single, good
looking girls at the bar just looking for somebody. Oh,
take advantage of Look at you. Get to the fucking bar.
Get out there. Get what are you doing? Hey, son?
Call fucking Alex and I don't know where Alex is.
I go call Joe. He call somebody. Yeah, and and
nothing nothing he didn't go doing. Yeah, he's twenty one,
he's living.
Speaker 2: Is awkward. It's still the awkward age.
Speaker 1: I guess, so I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I was twenty one, I had.
Speaker 1: A girlfriend and she usually ruined Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, ruin women ruin Valentine's Day. They do.
Speaker 1: Well, I think because it's an an expectation, you know,
Like my mother kept saying, Oh, I was somewhere today,
and I saw the guys going in and getting the
flowers they ordered, and I'm like, yeah, it's because it's
almost like an obligation. And I think if it wasn't
an obligation, then women may appreciate it more.
Speaker 2: So what I did was I got Marrion flowers. But
it was the day after Valentine's Day. I were for
just catch twenty hours. Talk about a cheap fuck paint
eighty hours for the same flowers I can get for joy.
Speaker 1: Here's the coolest thing. So I happened to go to Wegmans,
but before I left for my mom, it was all flowers,
all flowers all day, extra staff on in the Wegmans.
Probably every Wegman's had. This looked like Cuba's dancehole. And
then I'm down looking at I see there's a woman
there and she's trying to I don't know if she
was disagreeing on the price, because she was buying them
for her son's girlfriend. Now the mom it's hard to
tell how old the kid would be, but I'm thinking, Hi, school,
That's what I'm thinking. So somewhere between fifteen and eighteen.
And then I look down and there's a bunch of
black roses. They had black roses there, So now I
have to ask, because I'm very curious.
Speaker 2: I would pay eight dollars to give those.
Speaker 1: Marry and said, I said, I said, Jesus, I go
the black roses. She goes. I said wow, and she said, yeah,
they're selling better than I expected. And I I gouth's
like Valentine's Day two?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Goth people like Valentine? I'm not sure it was God right,
but it could be a funny thing. Maybe that most
people are doing a joke. I can't imagine sending or
dropping off to someone's house a black rose.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be great.
Speaker 1: It would be creepy if you open your door right
ding dong, and then you just go out there and
they're in a oz sitting on your front.
Speaker 2: Pretty much, a black rose says it all. It's pretty
much saying fuck you, you fucking whrror.
Speaker 1: Wow, roses are red violenceer. This black roses makes you
a giant whore, you bitch. Well, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was surprised because I didn't know they sold
black roses. I no, I've never seen that before. They
paid them all the colors. Yeah, I'm sure they do,
but I didn't know that Wegmans was doing it.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, like, if.
Speaker 1: There's more of a top thing, maybe well maybe, or
or like a specialty flowers shop that goes, hey, by
the way, we have black roses, like it's a unique thing.
I was surprised that Wegmans. I go, man, it's gone mainstream.
Wegmans had every level of relationship covered. They had you
covered from fuck you to I Love you and fuck
you started at forty five dollars. Oh probably, yeah, yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 2: I think fuck you might have been more expensive.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't look at the prices there
they were. I think you could have gotten individual roses.
Because the woman's going so wait a second, and the
lady says, look, they get marked up on valance states.
So she says, tomorrow they'll be cheaper. She goes, yeah,
if you want to come back tomorrow, they will be right.
So now the question is you want to you want
to your mother's for Valentin's say, you're going to go
back for steaking blowjob day. Not for your mother, but no,
just the man's Valentine. Yeah, I know, I.
Speaker 2: Always thought that was like the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1: I remember, what is it? It's some I thought it
was a radio guy market dated up in March fourteenth,
so a month later, you know, it was steaking a
BJ day and I just thought it was so hacked.
I don't know why it bothered me when it when
it came out.
Speaker 5: Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Or did you like it? I'm not trying to mock
any this Gill. Isn't it Bill every Saturday? It Bill's
a mcgonnery? Yes, but isn't it? But yes? So why
do I need that? But it's separates pie of hands?
But what I'm asking like, I always thought that was
kind of a base thing. No, I don't know if you're
getting us taken a blowjob? Do you care?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't, But I mean to make it a day.
It just seems so why can't we have a day? Yes,
Valentine's Days? You're they got as Day, they got Labor Day,
they got Mother's Day? Why do they get three week?
Get one? You have Father's Day? Oh, nobody gives every
other day. Let's call our friend Matt and see how
reservations are on Mother's Day versus reservation.
Speaker 2: It's true Father's Day is nobody gives a.
Speaker 1: Fuck up because dad doesn't care. That's why I'd still
like some breakfast. Well, they don't make you break some breakfast,
they don't make you.
Speaker 2: That kind of reminds me of something. What's that? You know?
How my holidays on Sunday?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should I deliver?
Speaker 2: Or should I go out to brunch? I have to
I have to work the next day. Wait, what Sunday
holiday is? Sunday is my birthday?
Speaker 1: No, Sunday's your birthday. But I thought you were leaving
Thursday to go somewhere next Thursday. I said, oh, next Thursday.
I thought it was this Thursday. So you're going on
like a Thursday to a Tuesday. Yeah, that's perfect. Is
one day of delivering gonna make or break your month
or your trip?
Speaker 2: I can't guarantee that. I mean, can be anywhere from
fifty to two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: But it's two hundred bucks at the end of the day.
Is it gonna be that big of a hit to you? I?
Yeah kind of.
Speaker 2: I mean then I don't know, But should I'm thinking
to you know, do I go to do I go
to brunch? You don't have fun? Have fun? I don't
have any friends anymore. Switzerland, I go to BTV. I'm
in this at the bar by myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll live some of them. I guess right, I did.
Speaker 2: I don't care about this fucking birthday. I'm going to Jamaica,
so fuck everything, right exactly.
Speaker 1: Jamaica's gonna be awesome, you know.
Speaker 2: Actually i'll be back Monday in time for the podcast
next week.
Speaker 1: You're leaving Thursdays and you're flying back Sunday. Yes, Oh,
it's like a trip to Epstein Island.
Speaker 2: It's a it's hey, it's the cheapest. I couldn't go,
I have, I have responded. I mean, it's my friend,
but he'll be here next Monday for his birthdays. What
are you saying? Yes, yes, it's my friends for I
have to have a big birthday party. It's my friend's fortieth.
Speaker 1: I'm working on.
Speaker 2: Things, are you I am? Are you please? For?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, So I laid groundwork this morning.
Speaker 2: It's my friend's fortieth birthday and I just want to
be down there.
Speaker 1: It's not the Morgan Twins, but it's Marianne.
Speaker 2: And twins aren't here singing Happy birthday on Monday, I'm
gonna be pissed.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Mellory and Marianne the Hillman Twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, you're.
Speaker 1: Getting you're getting older. Now, what are you gonna be
double nickels?
Speaker 2: It's right, yeah, baby, I'll be right there behind.
Speaker 1: You coming this summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It is weird, right because you see guys like Robert
Duval passed away today. And I always liked Robert Duval
because I always thought he was like he was. He
wasn't flashy, he was steady. Yeah. He played a great role.
I mean Hagen, Thomas Hagen in The Godfather. It was
just a great steady role. And that was almost the
archetype of every character he played. What was the movie
with Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 2: Oh The Judgement?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that was such a stick and sad and
like needed help in the shower. And I mean that
was a powerful, powerful performance. I thought, I really did.
And I go, boy, if you can learn anything from
that guy, the power of restraint in a world that
just seems to scream. He played underplayed always and I I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was great. Albacino is overplayed, yes, right, and.
Speaker 1: Davalla was not tabloid famous. You didn't see anything really
the tabloids about him, you know, and he didn't have
the reputation of because I don't remember much tabloid fodder.
Maybe you're gonna see it more now about Jack Nicholson
or Nicholas.
Speaker 2: Right, Jack Nicholas is the actor. Is a Nicholson.
Speaker 1: I always get those for some reason. Nichol, Jack Nicholas
is the golfer Jack, thank you. So it's Nicholason's what
I'm thinking about. But Nicholson, I always laugh because somebody
wrote a thing like, uh always tell stories about him
and the number of women and blah blah blah. But
I don't The tabloids were never on him than I remember.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't remember them on him. But
either way, he was Leo before Leo was Leo.
Speaker 1: He was always traded in. He had the they're not
really I mean, they're on Leo for that, But other
than that, you don't really see much on him either. No,
you don't, You really don't nothing. He's never like out
partying drunk. You never see him falling off the.
Speaker 2: Yacht, you know, to Jimmy Fallon and justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, yes, I had that billion that I would
be all getting drunk falling off.
Speaker 2: Yet I would too.
Speaker 1: Look, I get it. I love to I love to
party if you can do it subtly. This is where
fame sucks. Rich does not fame. Add the fame on there,
and I think it sucks because you don't get any privacy.
And then there's a lot of opinions written about you,
shitty things sometimes. Who hates you?
Speaker 2: Who doesn't hate you?
Speaker 1: And and people want to eat that stuff up. You know,
I got a billion bucks? Who fucking cares? Who hates me?
Suck a dick? Yes that's my that's my No, I'm
kind of of the same thing. Make sure there's one
person there so I don't Milchael Jamal Werner myself when
I'm falling off the e.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's just weird because some some guys just a just
kind of into sort of a gravitas, and others a
little bit of bitterness. I think that Jack's got a
little bitterness as he gets older.
Speaker 2: I think I'm becoming better. Oh yeah, both you are,
for sure?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Both you are too? I am not bid. You are
the most miserable person besides me.
Speaker 1: How is that possible. Where am I bidder?
Speaker 2: Am I bitterer?
Speaker 1: I mean got some better to you better lately?
Speaker 2: But you used to be I guess yes, yes, I
don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just uh, it was.
Speaker 1: It was just as I watched the you know, I
saw the headline today that he passed. He was ninety
five years old, and I thought, he's got attention and respect.
Some people just have attention or respect, you know what
I mean. Some people just get attention for whatever bullshit
they're doing.
Speaker 2: And he was.
Speaker 1: He was the dude I remember days of thunder, days
of thunder, Yeah, he was. He was great in that,
like everything was just sort of it was strong, but
it was sort of underplayed. I like that because I
always go are you building noise? Are you building weight?
What are you bring? What are you bringing to the table.
He was the guy that brought the weight that that's
a man. That's a man right there, Robert Duval.
Speaker 2: You don't think so? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I agree?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, who would be your uh your actor?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm agreeing. I'm not disagreeing with you. It sounds
that you want in argument.
Speaker 1: Who's your old fuck? Do you want to see die?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He's got an argument. I mean, I don't want
an argument.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that was all.
Speaker 2: I wasn't here last week argue what are the for
the super Bowl? Yes, halftime show? Right, I was the
one that went to the other one.
Speaker 1: Now, I've thought a lot about this with the super
Bowl halftime show, because it was probably because there's something
you said. I never thought you said, why did you
go to the other one?
Speaker 2: Because I like the artists better?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's and that's a great reason.
Speaker 2: Like Brandley Gilbert, by the way, I think it's fine.
Who cares?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: My Canmera is all crooked?
Speaker 1: But are you just drunk?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Just look at that weird It's like, hey, I got like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what I have to do with that.
Speaker 1: But because I think you said to me everything becomes political,
it does. Yeah. And I didn't think that Bad Money
was I didn't even leading up to it. Leading up
to it, I never thought bad Money was blood. I
didn't think so at all. I really didn't. I didn't
think there was going to be a political thing, and
so I didn't care. And I thought, it's kind of
is it silly to have another halftime show like we
don't like this one, so we're gonna go do that that.
I felt like that made it then political, which then
brought even more eyes onto the Bad Money one because
it's the highest most watched ever and and.
Speaker 2: They say it every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah they do, but I don't think the other show
did that badly.
Speaker 2: And it was on a I don't know where you
even saw I got. I went to YouTube, twelve, YouTube
and twel I went to Yeah I was, and of
course I was in my car, you know, yeah. Yeah,
But do you remember the year, Kevin that they halftime
show you turned over to MTV or USA and it
was the Rock versus mankind. Yeah, wrestling, wrestling halftime. They've
had the bud Bowl to compete with it. Yeah, they have,
they've had.
Speaker 1: There was something else that well, they try to steal
away from it, but don't forget they only started it
because in Living Color stole the audience from from the
halftime Showy. They decided they were going to do a
halftime show, and they got a live halftime show, and
they got They timed it perfectly, telling you when to
go back to watch the game, and it drew so
many away that the NFL goes. The next year was
Michael Jackson, and every year after that it's been.
Speaker 2: A big show. They need something, they need to bring
somebody something back. Though I didn't think that this one
was that bad.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like nobody wants to do it.
It was, Yeah, And if it's what's the what's the
biggest act out there right now?
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna bitch about that?
Speaker 2: Everybody?
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna bitch about that. Yeah, it doesn't matter who
they put out there. Half the country's gonna bitch about it.
Speaker 2: I'm about some country artists.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they they haven't had.
Speaker 2: Country Senia Twain was the last one.
Speaker 1: I think. Is there the mass appeal for that? Though?
Speaker 2: Sure, it's just as much mass appill for that desireous
for bad Honey Well, I.
Speaker 1: Thought bad Bunny. I don't think most people probably knew
who he was. I think when they watched it, it
was it was joyous and celebratory and it was happy,
and I didn't take anything really political away. I thought
he was dressed appropriately, with nothing like anti anything. I
because after that, I'm seeing pictures of him in address
and burnt of the flag, and I'm like, I don't
even know if these are real. I have no idea
they should And I got that was the best. I'll
never forget.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I was in Atlantic City and I'm sitting next to
Tobby Mulay and I put my drink down on the
table and goes, I just saw he's screaming, and I
go no, and I'm thinking that it couldn't possibly be.
And then the world exploded after that, the FCC got involved.
And imagine if I had social media with that nose.
There are times the outrage the children who could see it.
It was so fat. I literally put a drink down,
sat I missed the whole thing, missed it.
Speaker 2: Publicity's done.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would love to have that story come out
that it was on purpose. The only one who could
say it is Timberlake, and everybody was Janet. Janet could
she would, But Janet, like they always said that Timberlake,
who pulled the thing, didn't get any trouble at all,
and Janet got all the trouble and she did nothing
but just stand there. Well, somebody choreographed this to be
ripped off of you. So I don't know who signed
the he.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't want to see j J. By the way,
who cares?
Speaker 1: It was one quick thing, and but I think she
had like a a star over her if she had
if she had a paste.
Speaker 4: You know, it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a decorative thing. I think if you look it
up you'll find I think she had a star almost
like a like with her nipple poking through, like it
was a decorative thing, like she was into kink.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Speaking of that, we'll take a moment.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about a ad that I've been
getting fed on my Instagram lately that I want to
start dating.
Speaker 2: Your mom, you know, flowers wine morning breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. I have to got out of bed
very quietly so I didnt waker.
Speaker 2: You guys are assholes.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll we'll take a moment and I'll tell
you this ad. You might be interested in it. You
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We'll get to it right after this.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes you know you're undermining my groundwork here? Really probably
feel good? It sounds great there. It is going to
be Marianna and everything, little wheel and a giant cake.
Speaker 1: Marianna Mallory be so confused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he found I was like he found there. They're
falling on their careers because they the reason why it
sounds gets over produced. No, mo is away, Oh I'm
just turned around.
Speaker 1: Well there you go. I did that for you because
well you bring it up constantly, or them up constantly.
That was the thing, because all of a sudden today
there's like a group text going and I see uh
because they posted it.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh they did like the GMAC thing. It
was twenty fucking years ago.
Speaker 1: Who didn't interview with J Mac for twenty years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting though, Well.
Speaker 1: It was twenty years ago. I will I'm gonna defend
J Mack compared to.
Speaker 2: Them, don't. I gotta be careful on this one.
Speaker 1: You gotta be No. What I'm saying is I think
that I think there's a lot of people who are
curious as to an adult with autism. Right, you went
from a boy to an adult with autism, was known
that he had autism, and how he's functioning, and you know,
how accepting, how accepting is the world, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: So, I thought that was sort of an interesting follow up,
But I can't believe it was twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: That's that. That's what shocks me. Well, then then the
Morgan Twins put that stupid thing the.
Speaker 1: Twins are living the quarry day.
Speaker 2: We got four turnarounds, yes, and no record contracts nothing.
We're playing at the road runners rage over on Ridge Road,
the road runner Ridge?
Speaker 4: What our road runners?
Speaker 2: Rage over Red Ridge?
Speaker 1: Rude? Actually making my job so much easier? Asshole?
Speaker 4: What it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's so fine, it's no big deal. It's no
big deal. All right, let me change it real quick.
I am rolling through Instagram. Has anybody else gotten an
ad for something called Pure? Ope?
Speaker 2: You haven't gotten Pure. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try this real quick. Let me see what
the if I can get it up here. Okay, whatever
you want.
Speaker 7: I use pure because everything that happens impure stays impure.
Speaker 2: No screenshots, no leaks, and most.
Speaker 4: Importantly, no long conversations.
Speaker 2: You choose what you want and you like the.
Speaker 4: Most, and boom, it's the pure.
Speaker 5: It's all pure.
Speaker 1: You get whatever you want.
Speaker 7: I use Pure because everything that happens impure, stays impure.
Speaker 1: No screenshots, no leaks, and most importantly, no long conversations.
You choose what you want and you like the most,
and boom.
Speaker 4: How weird is this.
Speaker 1: Madison type thing? I think this is like a kink site.
I think it's like a tender for kink if whatever
you like. I haven't downloaded it. But I m why
haven't I downloaded it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't because I didn't want to on my phone.
I'm like, oh, so I have someone else to do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's there. I'm letting you know, maybe
the married guy should do it. Well, hang on it,
hang on right, doing on a second, Hang on a second.
My question is why am I getting that ad? And
I blame you fuckers in here at you and Laura.
Speaker 2: If I'm not getting the ad and Laura's not getting
the ad, you're doing something else and hanging out with
What the hell am I doing?
Speaker 1: What am I getting?
Speaker 2: Pure?
Speaker 4: And it is?
Speaker 1: It's all about like you could get have someone come
over tonight. It's safe, it's secure, it's discreet. It could
be the seven hundred times you've talked about all these
letters and dirty things you say to girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and only God knows what you do when you're
freaking out.
Speaker 1: When I'm freaking out, when you're out, No, you're drinking.
I'm drinking your guineas I'm behaving myself. Let's do a gentlemen, let's.
Speaker 2: Do one shot at Jamison. Ten shots of James.
Speaker 1: Ten shots of Jamison.
Speaker 2: I have cut way back, gunway, gunway back. I've cut
way back. Yeah, I've cut ways what's cutting way back?
Speaker 3: Bill?
Speaker 1: I only had two glass I only had two glasses
of wine when I was out this weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were with your mother. Oh that's true. I
mean if you were with freaking uh what was the
one called? What do we call the other one?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know there's a list, there's not a list.
It's like going to the club on the list. Every
time you guys talk like you know, I'm talking to
somebody and they say to me. I was standing there
and this guy was saying, you've got all these women,
and I go, that was a guy I have not
seen in three years. That guy was busting my balls
because he always busted my balls.
Speaker 2: He picked up right where he left off.
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen him, and now all of a sudden,
now he's gonna and he's making fun of my club,
and he's doing everything that you do mark every fuck.
Speaker 2: I like this guy. Yeah, he's just picking on me.
Speaker 1: And this person said, I wanted to punch him in
the face, and I thought, okay, but I didn't. None
of that's true, Like, none of it's true. I'm flattered
that maybe people think it would be, but it's not.
If they if your friends don't know that this is
Pod and pot is pod, that I make up a
lot of ship to make you look bad because it's funny.
That's what you need to understand that, Yes, I I, well,
this was someone I ship. Just I'm saying this guy
did it in person, and so they took it to
the person. I know you would people people don't know
whether to take it or not. But I am curious
as to why I'm getting the pure The people are
on the list.
Speaker 2: I there's nobody else getting into That's that's that's my question.
Speaker 1: What did I hit? What did I do?
Speaker 2: Where did I go? Who have you been? Within my
mom's it was the top kidding around there, Mom, Well
has it been it's been before that, because that would
be interesting before that.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, why am I getting pure?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Could it be that maybe somebody in my house is
looking at something I.
Speaker 2: Was just going to say, I was just gonna see it.
Speaker 1: Why would it show up on yours because it's coming
to the internet, same internet, same my phone. I don't
think I think that's right. I think you're right. I
think you're right. Why I had an excuse or he
goes on your phone and he's fucking with you. This happens,
that could be too. I wouldn't put it past him.
But no, that is not the uh.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's what's happening. So it's just
so I don't even know.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And let me just say this, Mark, I just want
you to know that I will not be uh. I
will most likely not be drinking this Friday.
Speaker 2: Even Why what's this friday?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: I have a first good Friday. It's the first Friday
of Lent. He can't drink on the first Friday. Let
to give it up for the share? Is it the
first Friday? Elen? I think Wednesday's ash wednesdayter.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I So I went and had a physical and they go,
you're overdue for a colonoscopy. So they said they're gonna
call you and you gotta answer, and if you don't answer,
they're just gonna move past you. So make sure you
get it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: They don't call you, they send you a text, can
you do it at this time? So the first time
was like a Thursday, and I go, I can't. I
got I have classes that night. So I got it.
So then the next one comes in and it's the
next day. It's a Friday, and it was at three
in the afternoon, and I'm thinking, Okay, when would you
start the prep in the afternoon? I think you start
like I think it's like Wednesday. Now, I think it's
like a full day.
Speaker 2: It's a full when I didn't mind, Wait what full? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I haven't even looked at anything yet. Of course you haven't.
You're gonna wait till what the last second? No, I
I you have to prep the night before? Yes, but
I figured I think the prep starts if you're going Friday.
I think the prep starts Wednesday at some point. Oh
the lady told me it's or did like because they
called me and said, can we So I'm mature of
class Thursday? How are you gonna prep?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 1: This is my problem, gonna dipad can This is my
fucking problem, dude.
Speaker 2: This is where I have fucked this up royally.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The last week this class was canceled to win asynchronous,
meaning online so now I'm gonna have to. Okay, so
I signed up for this and I'm like, I might
as well get it. I hope you're doing this on
Zoom and the fucking training comes through. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'll have somebody driving.
Speaker 1: I vote Damien.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say Damien won't do. I think
Damien might be out of time.
Speaker 1: Damien would one thousand percent to it. Yeah he would,
but he's I think he's out and he can videotape it. Yes,
times of three, so originally three. So I'm driving, I'm
driving to Sway.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm driving to Swing today to take jameson to a
ski thing. And we're on our way down and I
get a call and hey, can you change to one
fifteen on Friday? And I'm thinking, and I'm driving. My
head's not really there. I'm more concerned because Jamison was
not He didn't. He didn't end up really liking snowboarding.
It's it's pretty hard. So you went to skiing and
it was fine, But I'm going I'm not thinking. So
I said yes, and I said when do I have
to start the prep? She's like, oh, twenty four hours
in advance. So that means like around one o'clock on Thursday.
She didn't tell me anything about Wednesday, and I got it.
I'll go look, I'll go look, I'll.
Speaker 2: Read it all.
Speaker 1: You take Wednesday too. So it was like two ducal acts.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's called still Softer yeap, yeah, and then
you have to take another two and then you mix
gatorade with your MiraLax. Yes, and you have to drink
can't be read one before bed and one after one
that morning? Good morning, I'm gonna go No, you're not
going to bed, so don't say before bed. So just
bring your pillow against the wall. So I said to her,
I said, oh wait, I got to start. Then I
said I'm in graduate school. And she's like, oh well,
She goes, if you can be near a bathroom and
I go, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: I said, what if I start to smell? She goes,
that could be a problem, like you could start.
Speaker 2: Just passing gas.
Speaker 4: No you do, I know you do.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I did this like I did this
just recently.
Speaker 1: Fuck So now I feel like I can't cancel because
the doctor was literally like putting a lot of pressure.
I was gonna say up my ass, Yeah, what are
these done? Three years ago? No? Yea for pressure not
I know there were two polyps that were non cancer
or maybe pre can I don't know. But they removed
him and he said, you really got to get back
in there. They wanted you three years. That was he's going.
That was six months ago.
Speaker 2: It wasn't I was.
Speaker 1: I did it on like November first of whatever year,
the year we started the podcast, is that I did
it that November first. So uh so now I'm having
problems sitting now. I go, I'm gonna have to not
go to class. At least they know it's not a
bullshit excuse, because who's gonna make that up. Nobody, you know,
being the old guy in the class and.
Speaker 2: The end.
Speaker 1: The the like if like Johnny just got at a
bachelor's degree came up with that and be like really right,
old man, Bill was walking out. I gotta get my
ass checked. But the thing is, okay, well, you literally
become a hostage to merralex right or whatever. You're doing
a hostage to the toilet. Well yeah, I mean you're
a hot well but to them, because that's what's going
through you. I don't know, and I think now I
see why.
Speaker 2: The Jamison and Guinness that's gonna come out. It's gonna
be like fucking black tar coming out of your asshole
from all the Jamison and Guinness.
Speaker 1: There are times where it has been very very dark,
very dark out there down there, and not just your humor.
You know it was uh But I think this is
why dudes avoid going to doctors because who wants to
go through that.
Speaker 2: It's a pain in the ass. Well, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1: Peace of mind, one hundred percent peace of mind. My
grandfather died at sixty nine years old from what colorectal cancer?
I would would the doctor do a pod with you?
I don't know. I don't know him. I have never
met him. You also need what you also need to do.
Do you want me to mike myself up? You know,
you need to document everything because there's people out there
that don't know. I have to do it at some point. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know where it goes.
Speaker 2: I've people talk, but you know, if they're talking bullshit
or what they're talking about.
Speaker 1: If I see Bill mixing his stuff, taking his stuff.
Speaker 2: They didn't even put me under they said they raw
dogged you I'm just sitting raw dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my Yeah, because one of my buddies I
talked to, Yah, you got you got to you gotta
film all the steps, all the steps, I mean even
one on a can. We learned to see business.
Speaker 2: But now you know, on the canon, maybe there's a
sound effect in the back hair back.
Speaker 1: Now Mark is disgusted by this.
Speaker 2: It's done myself, so but it's it's a.
Speaker 1: Public service for people that have not gone through this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be nice to know because I really didn't.
Speaker 1: Know, uh what you were getting yourself into. Well when
it went the.
Speaker 2: First time I went in and I had fishers. You know,
fishers are yes, so little paper cuts on your ad
and and your freaking side of your ass, all.
Speaker 1: Right, and the fishers inside and yeah, that's where fishers
are inside your asshole.
Speaker 2: You get a little around the around the ass. You're
wiping too hard. No, you just if you ship, if
you're not, if you like, keep shipting like hard ships.
Eventually you'll see blood too. So you'll see blood too, right, Oh, okay,
so those are like the son of a bitch. So
so I canceled my colony and I had and I
had fixed that first, and I did that.
Speaker 1: How do they fix that? They?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they I can't want to hear this. They
seal it. They the skin and they put it together
and they like they skin grab your they corterize it. Yeah,
they they got the smell.
Speaker 1: That must be fucking awful. Seriously, it's gonna smell like
fucking It's not like that though, It's just it's like that,
but it's not that. Well, I'm saying, like to fuse
the skin together. Where did rectal doctors go wrong? Like,
of all the things you could work on, Like there's
a foot, there's a nose, your nose and throat, it's
a great question. Gene, Yeah, I mean the gene kind
of like the asshole. You don't see a lot of
good ones in there. They're always a little hectic when
they come in. I mean, but like, what what do
you I want to work in the asshole?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who? Yeah? Well, at least you know there's.
Speaker 1: Jobs well yeah, I mean, and and needed by the way,
because we're seeing younger and younger people.
Speaker 2: I think of it.
Speaker 1: Chad what was his name, Bozeman, Chad Chadwick Boseman young
died and then you just had uh, what's his name from?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: It was James Vanderbek. James Vanderbeek just died, and it
was Colo Rectal. Both those guys were Colo Rectal, and
both those guys under fifty, under fifty. I think Bozman
might have been in five. I think was he forty five?
I thought he was in his thirties, but I don't remember.
And then Vanderbeek was forty eight. Now the other question
for you with this prep, you know you got the
the attached shower head or do you got the one
with the long the long cord on it? So because
after a while wiping, it's gonna get raw. So after
a while you're just going to get in the shower,
bend over in fucking day.
Speaker 2: They get that. It didn't get that bad.
Speaker 1: No, No, I've heard people then maybe maybe if he'll
talk a bullshit, that's where yes, just comes in and helped.
Speaker 2: Skill wipes just dude wipes. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They also sell like don't they sell, oh, the medicated
TuS pads. I think I got those one when I
did this before.
Speaker 2: I mean, after a while, throw a twenty dollars a
day on there for a couple of days, you'll you'll
want to sid not to be gross, but you'll you'll
go and and it'll take one wipe because you're just
liquid liquid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're just pissing out your well, nothing reminds
you you're mortal, like getting power washed from the inside.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So anyway that I will not be at the take
it away.
Speaker 4: You're gonna lose though, Oh got it?
Speaker 1: No be so hot again?
Speaker 2: I h you still eat?
Speaker 1: I mean for for no, You're I'm not i' supposed
to be liquid for.
Speaker 2: For many you start you.
Speaker 1: Know, really, yeah, you just put it right back on.
What are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: This is another question. Sure after you because you've done this,
after you blow it out, how long before after that
first meal that you have did it take a couple
of days for to recycle it? It comes right, you
go right back to boo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you ever want to clean yourself out, that's
a perfect way to.
Speaker 4: Do it, right.
Speaker 1: Well, they talk about all these cleansing diets and things.
I don't think there's anything better than that.
Speaker 2: I think, you know, I mean, come on, I might
do it again just for the ships and giggles.
Speaker 1: Literally they're doing a friend. It's his birthday. Bring he'll
bring a cake. We'll see whose.
Speaker 2: Asshole can blow out the candle.
Speaker 1: I went, uh, yeah, so but then not a friend
of mine who I was talking to you, who I
see it? Montconnory says to me, I'll see you at
the bar by five. You'll be do by three, you'll
be either by five.
Speaker 6: Ok.
Speaker 2: Actually I came into the podcast that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: You were fine, yes, because they didn't put me all
the way under.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I got up. Maybe they're fine, but even
if you're all arounder, you're still gonna wake up.
Speaker 2: You're still but you're but you're on. I mean, they
put you totally. You're out of that. Well, I woke up.
Speaker 4: What's different than that.
Speaker 5: He's already out of it when he goes into.
Speaker 1: Mont Connery's anyways, but I woke longer. I woke up
there in the first one, and you could see like
all the pick as they were going to go go
back to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, like because woke up.
Speaker 1: I woke up like I came to. I didn't feel
they come to. I did, and I could see my
the monitor and they were trying.
Speaker 2: To I could see them. Yeah, they didn't put me on.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: I saw the whole I saw the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It's weird, right to see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like, it's strange.
Speaker 1: I have a glass of warm milk and rubbed his
head and put them back to sleep.
Speaker 2: All right, Sorry to be gross, but I had blood.
I had to get blood work done and stuff and
the doctor's appointment today. You know, I'm one hundred I'm
one hundred percent besides my whole thing right here that
I'm everything's healthy, all my blood levels everything is like
top notch. Well, what's wrong with my blood levels are too? Yeah,
which is weird. Look at me right right, I'm so
I'm dare put the camera as I take I take them.
I'm starting to take a pill because I asked about
the shots. Yeah, and and he put me on about
what about the shots for the weight loss?
Speaker 1: So I just had a discussion about this, and I
think that it's it's not a bad thing. I'll look
for a lot of people to has helped them. The
gl P one's is up, they're called yeah, okay, uh,
and that's fine. Here's where I kind of somebody said,
what do you think? And I go, I think it's great,
and they go, no, what do you really think? And
I said, it's interesting to me that these have become
very popular now to the point where there you can
go to like a Hymns or hers or even I
think Row or something like that has it. And I think, uh,
was it Serena Williams was doing Serena Sobrina Williams. I mean,
I'm really fucking about tonight? Are they?
Speaker 2: But Serena Williams is doing it?
Speaker 1: And and again I fine. But the thing that I
thought was, I go, what happened to you know what?
I don't hear anymore? Don't shame me, you know, don't
my body acceptance?
Speaker 2: Except well for the where's the thing?
Speaker 1: I'm hearing less and less than that because a lot
of the people who were fat and in entertainment and
said that kind of shit have used these and lost
a tunnel weight. You look at the Osbornes, they're weight models.
Speaker 2: But to me, to use it is because so it
is because of because of my condition.
Speaker 1: Will help me help I'm not taking a weight taking
the weight off one hundred percent. But here's here's my question,
and I'm just talking. I'm just going to lose twenty
five pounds you know. Yeah, but let me ask you
this because you didn't you do something else too.
Speaker 2: Yes, fourteen years ago what I just sleeve? Done? Okay?
Speaker 1: And did that work for you? Yes?
Speaker 2: For long term it still did. It still does. I'm
still one hundred pounds under.
Speaker 1: One hundred pounds under where you were. Yes, okay, I
take it.
Speaker 2: I just because because of my condition and what's going on,
I want to lose weight because well, it pulls on
the discs right right. So I went to the doc
and I wouldn't do People are doing this without talking
to their doctor first, which you don't do that.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people are doing it through one
of these third party things I'll call them. Not that
they're bad. They get a doctor, but it's a doctor.
He's just right now.
Speaker 2: So I told my I talked to my doctor Dane.
I told him what I wanted to do, and he
sain started doing the shots. He wants to try. It's
called PET and mine. I think it is. I think
part of PET PET and I okay, it's a pill.
It's a pill and we're going to try that before
We're going to try that before we start to start
the shots. If we do that we might not have
to do the shots because I kind of lose weight
and I have lost weight and I'm still still under
under the weight I was fifteen years ago. Did we
think that something like this will work? This isn't the one.
But there's another one too, that's an epilepsy medicine that
they found out as a side as a side effect
of losing weight. So there's so I was kind of
glad I have a kind of doctor like that that
I can go to yeah and talk yeah, because I
would have been an idiot that went and you know,
went to the GNC story went and but you know
what I mean, because not at least it's a pill.
Speaker 1: Well, here's his name as Dan. I always not idiots.
Here's the thing that I always wonder too. And I
know that this is going to rub some people the
wrong way, but it used to be that if people
were like overweight, and then you'd say, well, died an exercise,
and it was almost like you offended them by saying
diet an exercise. Right, died an exercise. It really is
the way to keep weight off. And there are people
who are saying, even with the the ozembics or whatever,
that you have to continue to exercise and stuff, and
maybe you get more energy because you've got you're not
carrying around as much weight. I don't really have a
problem with it. I think it helps people. But I go,
we're not disciplined in this country anymore, like to actually
get up and do exercise, you know what I mean,
We're just not And I see that as like I
always go, I'm not sure what the right thing is here. Now,
if you get for you, I would say, you gotta
do it right, you gotta do it. And if it's
a nice way to help you lose that weight, fantastic.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I wonder why I really care. But if somebody put
a gun to my head and goes give you your
real opinion and be like, I'm not so sure about
these things, I worry about them. I worry about the
like there the same guy that teachs the In fact,
I take adderall.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up. Wait a second.
Speaker 1: Adderall helps me focus?
Speaker 2: Freaking this will help me lose weight, okay, which will
help me focus?
Speaker 1: So does whatever that website is.
Speaker 2: I don't help you focus. You want that website?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Not no, obviously they want you, not me.
Speaker 6: No, they.
Speaker 1: They check that Siene, So they got chicks in adderall.
That's it. Maybe you're right with the adderall, but the
adderall to me is like I I am worried that
I'm starting to get to the point where maybe I
can't function without it, which people have warned me, right,
But I love it and I get so much more
done than I've ever in my life. It almost pisses
me off that I didn't have it as a kid.
Speaker 2: Well, you're lucky, because you would be freaking a junkie
and you're gonna end up being one if you keep
taking it like this.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: So I will take you to.
Speaker 1: I will stick to Jamison and Bad Choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jameson in Bad Choices and Finger Rooney, stick to
Jamison in the list.
Speaker 1: We'll take a moment. I am surprised at this. Over
the summer, there was something that went viral immediately, like
it was everywhere around the world when it happened. And
now one of the people involved is sort of cashing in,
and I'm not sure what.
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Speaker 1: They turned so, Fast, Michael now the devil inside you're
going to, heaponism aren't?
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that what's? HAPPENING i don't. Know, listen if.
Speaker 1: There's a midget this, time you better funck the midget
Like jamaica could be a lot of.
Speaker 2: Fun, OH i, Know I'm i'm staying standing on great.
PLATE i mean the People i'm going with Have i've
been there? Before, Yeah.
Speaker 1: JAMAICA I i just think people say always like it's
like The Caribbean. Vegas, HEY i got.
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up someone on the. Trip maybe it's all. RIGHT i
can see you're getting. UNCOMFORTABLE i don't want to make it,
uncomfortable SO i just put it this. Way this might
be a birthday to.
Speaker 1: Remember, Okay, well, yeah that'll be great for.
Speaker 2: You or forget WHAT i. Drinks you, Know i'm gonna
drink my fees when you don't have. To it's nice
AND i don't even know how we're gonna find each.
Other all these other people are going. With the place
is fucking. Huge we all have cell. Phones oh is
it how it?
Speaker 1: Works? Bill to fucking text?
Speaker 2: Them?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thanks where are?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Bill, well why would you? Say how CAN I i
can't find? You depends on how bad you want, IT
i think. So but you're right about the. MIDGET i
think it could be a lot of fun for you
if you play your cards.
Speaker 2: RIGHT i am going to have a lot of, fun even.
Speaker 1: If you, don't, like you, know do anything that.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous let's get. Fun it's gonna be a quick, trip
ye as much you. Know, yeah it's gonna be right
to the. Point i'm there for my good friends for
her birthda fortieth. Birthday it's a big, deal and it's
a big. DEAL i like. It she's like one of those.
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friend versus not a real? Friend she will hang out With.
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at the, mirror.
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wasn't prepared TO i was still living. THERE i wasn't
prepared to go ANYWHERE i. GOT i lived with her
and her husband for three. Months that's really. Awesome, Yes
and they got and they had me and they got.
ME i got back on my feet. Again she's always helped,
me always picked me up and. Good. Yeah, now like
dick heads like you, two what DID i do? Nothing you,
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the best story about?
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and tipped you big when you fucking delivered piz, house.
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but you're backing someone else's bad. Credit, right so if they,
default they're coming after.
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put it this. Way how hot was the? CHECK i
don't hang out with ugly.
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she wouldn't let me.
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live there for a. Month all you did was co sign, though?
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usually a coach, hunters you're just you're like the. Backup
but you do is let me stay there off the.
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yeah she could have had to pay a portion of
the mortgage for that month she by. Herself, yeah, wow
maybe it's her husband Or crampeter. Style oh she didn't
watch you sniffing her panties and running through you?
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Speaker 1: Are you the only person going unattached on this trip To? Jamaica?
Speaker 2: No, okay.
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okay that's. Awesome all. Right what happens In hekema stays In.
HECKMA i think it could. BE i have never been To,
jamaica and there's something appealing About. Jamaica AND i know
they do the hedonism. There what the hell is the
weed that you?
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of pain are the ultimate intrinsic goods and the prior
primary motivators of human. Action and he wonders why he's
getting these fucking ads.
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one is. Weird AND i am curious BECAUSE i want
to go who's on here THAT i? Know you know
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while And i've never been on a dating. App we
used to go On tender just to find people that we, knew,
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of those, things And i've never downloaded. THEM i never had.
Them and NOW i get THE i want to see your.
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Speaker 2: Chicks with? Dicks what? See what Is?
Speaker 1: Hilly i've never heard of. That But i've always been
curious to see who's on there THAT i would know
and who's married that's on there THAT i may, Know,
Like i'm, Thinking i'm. Pure you probably have married people on,
There that's What i'm. Thinking OR i think you can join.
It peers only got four. STARS i don't know how
many stars do you?
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Speaker 1: Five piers only got four.
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like somebody who wants to JUST i don't know how
someone grind a heel into their, balls like a stiletto
into their scrotum or. Something that's what it seems like to.
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that would absolutely make no sense to. Me but, somebody.
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nobody else wonder what you, now but what you're.
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of this. Program you give them a, Lot you get
a lot of. Airtime, well they got a lot of.
AIRTIME i, Mean, uh where did you download? IT i
want TO i don't. KNOW i just searched it to
see if. YOU i was curious to see if you had.
DOWNLOADED i. HADN'T i would tell You i'm not gonna.
Lie here's the thing at my, age at our. Age,
now do you feel like you need to?
Speaker 4: Lie?
Speaker 1: NO I i don't. EITHER i. Don't there's no.
Speaker 2: Reason there's no reason to.
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Lies it was shut the fuck. Up guys don't say. Anything,
okay but that's. Different that's different because there could be
people that would judge, Right so if someone knew, that
and that's the whole thing behind this, ad, pure the pure.
Ad the whole thing is like it's, anonymous it's open.
Minded SO i don't know if this is like anything but.
Boring if you get on the, scroll be honest with your.
INTENTIONS i really don't want to.
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Speaker 1: STROKE i would love for you to download the, app
put that in there and see how many people respond
to you that will watch to date open minded. PEOPLE
i think it said that you can have someone over.
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you get.
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get to.
Speaker 2: ESCORT i never used those. BEFORE i used.
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just to see who, was, like what kind of voice it?
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play over the summer IF i say Cold, play what
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Speaker 2: She?
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are you reading a? Book one viral? Clip one viral
clip and it becomes like a permanent, record, RIGHT i?
Mean and in this literally went? Global AND i get
when we say viral viral to me could be just
here people on The East. COAT i don't even, know
uh that one? There but and it makes you, go
are we living or auditioning for doing? Something but she's
now getting nine hundred dollars for speaking gigs about?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: WELL i think WHAT i think it is.
Speaker 2: That it is not. Much you are absolutely.
Speaker 1: Right when it comes down to doing a lot of,
these it's usually like twenty five HUNDRED i think is
the lower end for some. Speakers and THEN i go
up from. There but, again what does she have to?
Say that's a great. Question and she may be writing
a book. TOO i haven't seen, that BUT i think
it's going to be about basically how it ruined her,
life this one viral.
Speaker 2: Moment AND i.
Speaker 1: Don't know how you DEFEND i don't know how you
defend yourself when you were. Caught you understand SAYING i
gotta be the worst fucking talk to go.
Speaker 2: TO i want TO i want to go.
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to be? Worse?
Speaker 4: Mark what could be?
Speaker 2: WORSE a lot of things could be, Right, OKAY i
was just.
Speaker 1: Trying i'm just trying to make more work for, me
not just trying to bait. Them you're not being what
could be? Worse don't do it BECAUSE i got more
work to.
Speaker 4: Do you.
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to see The Morgan. Twins, Yes i'm. SORRY i would
rather go to a, boring boring thing of. Boring, well
it may not be.
Speaker 1: Boring she may be talking about shit that's really, real
on how her life got ruined by one quick viral
clip that, whatever but you were the one in. IT
i don't know how you justify when you were. CAUGHT
i don't. Care it's your. Marriage why not just keep that? Private,
okay it got, exposed you made a dumb. Move whatever
happens after. THAT i quite, HONESTLY i didn't even really
have any interest in knowing about it because it just was.
Onthing but she's, yeah she's doing, that and and she'd
be better off talking about fucking Hr, okay but here's the.
Thing people are gonna, say this is a resilience you,
overcame AND i, go.
Speaker 4: No, susan the.
Speaker 1: Opportunity it's a reward for a. Spectacle you're making nine
Hundred i'm gonna make eighteen dollars on two speeches that
you're gonna do maybe maybe not Even how long does
she speak?
Speaker 2: For twenty five?
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takes for four chairs to turn? AROUND i would go
to question and, Answer, yeah WELL i would, too BECAUSE
i would sit in the back AND i wouldn't even
ask a. Question i'd want to.
Speaker 2: See what every other asshole was gonna.
Speaker 1: Say i'd have questions in my mind if people were
letting me. Down oh what if you stood up and,
Said i'm a surrogate for participant in this on behalf
of your ex? Husband he wants to know and asked that. Question,
YEAH i mean if the camera caught your worst twelve
seconds and that's all all it, Was i'm just think
you last twelve, seconds who would you be in the internet's,
Eyes and that's kind of what this.
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all these horrible things that were probably said about, Her
And i'm sure that's what the speech is, about BUT i.
CAN'T i can't even who.
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dorothy do you want to? GO i got two? Tickets
my wife can't. Go do you want to go? Tonight
and they go as friends and all of a sudden
they get into that moment of them, Staying, Hey i'm just.
Speaker 1: TRYING i think they'd have been together doing things for a.
Speaker 2: While, Yeah i'm just, Saying i'm just trying to you, know,
RIGHT i don't.
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attention you've got the, colonoscopy mortality over, ego give it all.
Up they're gonna Be it is, weird like no guy
wants to think of somebody back there strangers and a.
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there's somebody, well they got to feed the. Wire it's, yeah,
well it's usually like someone comes in to monitor. You
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and then the kiss camics act, yep image over.
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Ship there's somebody to be your your booboo. Nurse no
while you're while you're cleaning. Out, no, WAIT i guarantee
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broad doing the speech FOR i bet you that you
could find somebody to do exactly. That it's online.
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connection there's no, caring there's no. Anything When trump he can,
president he's at all. That why would you say?
Speaker 2: That why would you say?
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think they did have a. RELATIONSHIP i, mean this is
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i think he's a twenty five. Too it all comes
out of this. Thirty how the fuck do you?
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in this? ONE i don't have, anything you, KNOW i?
Speaker 1: Said get back to where we started The Stainless singers
in nineteen eighty.
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Speaker 4: One?
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CRY i am it is supposed to be playing while
he's blowing out his ass with mirror lad feels like. Rain,
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everybody not just for the. Ambiance, Man, okay.
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to town in a couple of.
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in the? Pot i'm sure you.
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Speaker 4: That? Could you know?
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well we're the only show that has the. Talk gods
on the mortgageins are worse than. Him and it doesn't
happen very.
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this song AND i started to cry because to, me
it was about a relationship falling apart and a guy
trying to go hang in, there, baby.
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she moved To. Alabama by the, WAY i have a
disclaimer right now AS i feel.
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i don't think.
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remember listening to All You're Drinking wine other? Night, NO
i did not bring it with.
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listening today AND i just want to say that it's
been a, joke a. Joke oh my, god it's not
Gonna you can't do. That you can't he could do it.
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Speaker 1: Studio i'm driving a fucking bus over, you.
Speaker 4: All over.
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Speaker 2: All, Right we're pulling all of, it.
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next Week, Monday Monday sunday.
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Speaker 1: Be you were very upset with My christmas gift to?
Speaker 2: You oh my, god that was fucking the. Worst the
cheese greater was. Great my sister in law loves. It
she thanks. You other than, that thanks for the fucking
hot dog in the in the.
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crackers that are, wrapped that are freaking wrapped like.
Speaker 1: Saltine for the, Record Valentine's day plush animals are. Fifty now.
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just put this. Way i'm gonna make you decide this
BECAUSE i want you to up that, gift which shouldn't take.
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amazon you.
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Not and how about a?
Speaker 1: Cake what do you want to what kind of ca do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: WELL i want The Mortgane twins coming out of.
Speaker 1: It we don't have that kind of budget.
Speaker 2: Here this isn't The wue's family. Circuit, OH i want
to get hit about an ice cream?
Speaker 1: Cake do you want an ice cream?
Speaker 2: CAKE i just get a fucking, okay all?
Speaker 1: Right is there a freezer right?
Speaker 2: There habits around?
Speaker 3: Here?
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good Sized Caravel. Tarva carvel had a golf course by.
Mane just get the carve Out and that was my
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Speaker 2: Cake can we have other? Guests and?
Speaker 1: Yeah who else you?
Speaker 2: Wanted Is laura? Coming?
Speaker 1: Yeah uh, YEAH i Think laura is. Coming, yes who
else would you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh all, right maybe we make a whole big thing to.
Speaker 2: YOU i could do. THAT i don't remember my last.
Year last, year at the birthday, TIME i was A Keith. Urban,
YEAH i know the best idea. Ever ALL i, said, no, no.
Speaker 1: ALL i said WAS i would have been fucking miserable
carrying around that.
Speaker 2: SIGN i have to do it because if we go
To John, hyatt we're bringing him a fucking light up
sign my birthday fucking DOING i will sign over.
Speaker 1: You, yes shot is my?
Speaker 2: Birthday may two shout outs from, Him so it obviously.
Works how about this.
Speaker 4: Make me? Cry? John?
Speaker 1: Oh this is your. Phone i'm trying to play something
else HERE i was trying to do it feels like rain.
Again this is A Bonnie ray And Buddy. Guy it
was almost was almost the choice.
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so to here On Lisa's weekend On, music did you
something That derek play that's not a? Rip i'm JUST.
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it's so.
Speaker 2: SAID i suck so? Bad all?
Speaker 1: Right for Uh, mark who's gonna be celebrating his birthday next?
Week WILL i beat the? Gift you'll have to find
out ice cream? Cake will it be from? Abbas will
have to fo ice cream? Cake already beats the. Gift
that's all you complaints.
Speaker 2: Here IF i can.
Speaker 1: Find a fifty five year old Age, scotch that would be,
Nice But, bob he's gonna get. You Subscription The pure, oh,
hey now.
Speaker 2: You know he's already. JOINED i haven't.
Speaker 1: JOINED i.
Speaker 2: Wish what do you, Think? Kevin he knew too much about.
Speaker 1: IT i knew too much about it because it keeps popping.
Up it was like every other.
Speaker 2: Thing the other.
Speaker 1: Night i'm fucking scrolling And i'm, like oh my, god
this is, weird and this is.
Speaker 2: Weird, BILL i kind of.
Speaker 1: Wonder, man who you? Are, God i'm not in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Iren, form, Right i'm Not jameson damienness fingers a finger,
puppet all, right Fucking Charlie brown for the. Asshole I'm Bill.
Moran we'll see you.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow