Speaker 1: Oh gosh, no, I thought I would bring you some fish. Well,
Speaker 1: you've been out here for what a couple of days?
Speaker 1: You're beginning to look a little hungry. So when I
Speaker 1: was over there, yeah, that's a nice chunk of ice.
Speaker 1: Good job watching you. You didn't even seem to notice me.
Speaker 1: You know, it's quite dangerous to be hunting in a
Speaker 1: saber tooths territory. One would even say stupid. Well, clearly,
Speaker 1: I don't mean you any harm. I just brought dinner.
Speaker 1: Unless I'm bringing dinner for my dinner. Oh Meta, would
Speaker 1: that be my name? Ah? Ye, Zena, Zena, I like Xander,
Speaker 1: but you can call me z. You can call me ze,
Speaker 1: but don't call me a fool. You're not out here
Speaker 1: for the fish. You don't even have good fishing gear.
Speaker 1: So that makes me wonder why are you in fact here?
Speaker 1: Are you out here trying to catch a bigger batter
Speaker 1: bigfoot in the Arctic? What do you mean I'm not
Speaker 1: dressed for the Arctic. You never saw a punk rock
Speaker 1: eskimos saber toothed tiger girl. Oh goodness, gracious wow, let
Speaker 1: me tell you there's none out here. We've chased off
Speaker 1: all the big foot long ago, and you know that too.
Speaker 1: So what are you really after, Wooly mammoth girl, No,
Speaker 1: you don't have the right caliber tranquilizer for that. I
Speaker 1: think I'm closer to the beast that you've desired, that
Speaker 1: you've wanted, that you've been stalking though, looking at you,
Speaker 1: I think the stalking I wanted to do is in
Speaker 1: your pant What what what'd you think I was gonna do? Oh?
Speaker 1: Now you're so quiet? Cat got your tongue. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what this. Cat prefers tongues to go. I
Speaker 1: like to have them go down in my box, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Oh, I do love it
Speaker 1: when I leave them speeches. Wow ah no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna go head back to your camp and
Speaker 1: tell those other poachers which you found. You're gonna come
Speaker 1: with me? What? No, no, no. This isn't one of
Speaker 1: those yondre situations where I'm in love with you and
Speaker 1: they cannot have you. You can't possibly go back to
Speaker 1: your people and leave beyond here wanting you know, I
Speaker 1: just simply can't have you going back and telling people
Speaker 1: that yeah I exist, Yeah I'm here, handy, Yeah, come
Speaker 1: back with even more men and more traps for me
Speaker 1: to elude. What. No, I'm just tired. I would like
Speaker 1: a little break. And if you go missing, then they'll
Speaker 1: go hunting for you, and when they don't find you,
Speaker 1: they'll give up. After a while, I'll figure that there's
Speaker 1: some big bat out here that they don't know, and
Speaker 1: then they'll head off. What. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I didn't bring you these fish so that I can
Speaker 1: just have you then expire ken and I we'll just
Speaker 1: go off and eat it myself. This place is teeming
Speaker 1: with salmon and all kinds of other deliciousness. Haven't you
Speaker 1: ever taken some maple syrup? Throw it in a frying pan,
Speaker 1: throw some nice delicious salmon down in it, and hmm delicious?
Speaker 1: If I do so so myself. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Listen here? Okay, we're gonna go back. We're gonna listen
Speaker 1: to some delicious music. Oh, come on, some popa roach,
Speaker 1: some thousand foot crutch, you know, throw on some in
Speaker 1: this moment. Come on, now, that horror song fucking slaps,
Speaker 1: does it not? Throw on some hailstorm. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a great gale time. Then I'm going to intentionally strip
Speaker 1: you down. Mmm, probably have my way with your body,
Speaker 1: though I don't think engaging by a certain something. I
Speaker 1: spy with my little green eyes. It's gonna be terribly
Speaker 1: hard to what. Yes, I have two sets of ears. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: mister odd captain obvious. I am, in fact part saber tooth,
Speaker 1: part human, and my genetics didn't decide which one they
Speaker 1: wanted to be. So let's move along with that, shall we?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Darling? Anyways? All the better to hear you
Speaker 1: with my dear. Yes, I know that's the vols line,
Speaker 1: but I've cultivated it. It's great. I love it. Back
Speaker 1: to what I was talking about, you having my way
Speaker 1: with you, just having my paws or work their way
Speaker 1: up and down your body, your back, down to your side,
Speaker 1: grabbing onto those hips and showing you exactly how I
Speaker 1: want you to wow. And then once we've had some
Speaker 1: fun tossing you outside the cold, don't worry. I'll keep
Speaker 1: an eye on you. I'll make sure that you're gonna
Speaker 1: be perfectly fine. And once you begin to go a
Speaker 1: little hypothermic and go a little crazy, I'll throw some
Speaker 1: clothes back on you, just enough to get you nice
Speaker 1: and warm, and then take you out with again, just
Speaker 1: an enough clothes on to keep you warm enough, drop
Speaker 1: you back off someplace where their civilization will find you.
Speaker 1: They'll say that you're hypothermic, that you're crazy, and then
Speaker 1: you'll become one of those missing nine one one calls
Speaker 1: where people have no idea how the hell you showed
Speaker 1: up there, and you won't have any memory of this,
Speaker 1: and when you start babbling about the saber toothed girl
Speaker 1: that got you, they'll be like, oh, he absolutely went
Speaker 1: crazy on that expedition. Then less people end up showing
Speaker 1: up near me. It's kind of nice. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I am so digging that idea. But more importantly, sweet
Speaker 1: little God, you'r nerdy as hell, and I fucking love it.
Speaker 1: What really, I think a punk rock girl like me
Speaker 1: would love the nerds? Are you kidding me? Oh, goes,
Speaker 1: you just haven't listened to enough bowling for soup. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: we'll fix you. We're gonna have a couple of days together.
Speaker 1: What I was originally just gonna do one night, But
Speaker 1: I don't think just one night's gonna work with you. Huh,
Speaker 1: Stay with me. You don't even know if you like
Speaker 1: my place my place could absolutely be a pig sty. What. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: you're coming along with me? Now? No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: can't have their footsteps out here, them seeing my paw prints,
Speaker 1: because you know that I'm a lady in the hands,
Speaker 1: but a beast on the ground. I couldn't think of
Speaker 1: a rhyme that fit with that, but it fucking works anyways.
Speaker 1: On my back, say you know, no, no, fuck you're gear.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna need it where we're going. Ah, there
Speaker 1: we go? Oh two three four, pick it up? Two
Speaker 1: three four? What? Yeah, I'm quite quick, quite quick on
Speaker 1: my feet. Don't you like that? No? Gosh, looking into
Speaker 1: your eyes, I love seeing that nice, delicious amount of
Speaker 1: fear but also a arousal. It makes me want to
Speaker 1: tear you. No, not like that. I cannot stress you
Speaker 1: how much I don't eat humans. And the only time
Speaker 1: I've ever hurt one was when one was trying to
Speaker 1: capture me. What can I say? Kitty doesn't like having
Speaker 1: a collar. Oh here we go? What? Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it's called snow drifts. It's meant to camouflage. And you go,
Speaker 1: I said, and you go, congratulations, all right, See you
Speaker 1: look nice and cozy in here. Warm. You can even
Speaker 1: start a little bit of a fire, though I don't
Speaker 1: think I exactly need a fire for what I want
Speaker 1: to do to you. Gosh, your skin feels absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: My pause. I love feeling here. This isn't for its hair.
Speaker 1: I love feeling this hair underneath me, though. It reminds
Speaker 1: me of nice, delicious fur. What. No, just keep your
Speaker 1: eyes on me. I don't take care of the rest. No,
Speaker 1: just taking my clawn just right off. Yeah, it's a button.
Speaker 1: There's a few other things I can think to do,
Speaker 1: like taking this one and now that one's done, and
Speaker 1: this one, now that one's done, and this one and
Speaker 1: this one. Look at you now, I've got you almost
Speaker 1: completely unclothed, and just well have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: a saber toothed zipper? It's when I take my clawn
Speaker 1: just oh, no, that's one way to get the pants off. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, you having tattered clothing. It's gonna help with
Speaker 1: them believing that you're crazy. Now, why don't I do
Speaker 1: something that's going to make you go absolutely crazy? Well,
Speaker 1: I was wondering if I put my hands down your pants,
Speaker 1: and would I feel there we go? No, I've got
Speaker 1: a really good grasp on the situation. Oh, now I can.
Speaker 1: I can smell the blood pumping faster through your veins.
Speaker 1: I can feel your excitement. That I can absolutely feel
Speaker 1: the excitement in the air makes me want to do
Speaker 1: nothing but get my kitten pause all over you. No,
Speaker 1: I can't take any more. Absolutely need to taste your lips.
Speaker 1: Feel my tongue dance across yours. Be careful to savor
Speaker 1: tooth things. I can typically keep them hidden, but I
Speaker 1: get really excited they begin to distend to then. Ah,
Speaker 1: then things can get a little m coppery. Oh, you
Speaker 1: don't know what you have that tastes like copper. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't tempt me again. I don't like to hurt humans,
Speaker 1: but I have no problem giving a nice quick bite.
Speaker 1: And your shoulder looks absolutely delicious. Not what huh? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: that would be more comfortable, isn't it. You want to
Speaker 1: pet this kitty over there on my bed. Such a
Speaker 1: good herd boy, let's do that right now. Wow. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: seeing Alexander here, I want to say thank you to
Speaker 1: you guys first and foremost you guys. If you don't
Speaker 1: know Pebble, he's an asim artist and he's amazing, and
Speaker 1: those of you guys on our Discordino were so nice.
Speaker 1: After he had a massive accident and got a concussion,
Speaker 1: he lost a whole bunch of his camping gear, and
Speaker 1: you guys were so sweet and helped her replace a
Speaker 1: good chunk of it. Camping is one of his true
Speaker 1: loves and so for you guys to be able to
Speaker 1: replace that, for him to make it to where he'll
Speaker 1: be able to actually be able to go out and
Speaker 1: enjoy his time camping, meant so much to me, and
Speaker 1: I planned to do something for the server to make
Speaker 1: up for all of your generosity inspiration for this tale.
Speaker 1: I I'm not a saber tooth girl. I actually never
Speaker 1: been ice fishing, but I really want to go. There
Speaker 1: was this guy who kind of tracked me down. I
Speaker 1: used to I still live in San Antonio, and he
Speaker 1: used to run around on I guess I wasn't rearing around,
Speaker 1: but they have a really good bus system out there.
Speaker 1: And there's this guy who just spent weeks watching me
Speaker 1: where I was coming up on where I was leaving.
Speaker 1: And I know that sounds really creepy, and I'm honestly
Speaker 1: kind of please don't do that, but I kind of
Speaker 1: caught on that he was like really digging me, and
Speaker 1: it didn't seem like he was really going anywhere whenever
Speaker 1: I was going someplace. So one day I confronted him
Speaker 1: and he just was so quiet, and turned out he's
Speaker 1: just this shy, little nerdy boy. He was so sweet
Speaker 1: and we just chatted for a little bit, but he
Speaker 1: was so intimidated by the fact that I went up
Speaker 1: to him. He did it that he had a crush
Speaker 1: on me. He wanted to tell me for a while,
Speaker 1: and when I offered him my phone number, he was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, well, you know, I don't have a
Speaker 1: cell phone or whatever. He didn't end up giving me
Speaker 1: a number. I did see him a couple of times
Speaker 1: after that, and then funnily enough, didn't see him anymore
Speaker 1: for like a year, and then when I did see him,
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, like I just it was so
Speaker 1: intimidating to have you actually talked to me after like
Speaker 1: watching you for such a long time that I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to say back to you. So uh that happened.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I have the worst luck anyone that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's so sweet, Like, is someone super shy?
Speaker 1: That's so endearing to me. I want to like help
Speaker 1: them not feel so self conscious, but like he felt
Speaker 1: so self conscious. It was so so sweet, so difficult.
Speaker 1: So anyways, that was the inspiration for this one. And then,
Speaker 1: of course, because it's me, I tend to make it
Speaker 1: more flirty. I guess I went more with like. I
Speaker 1: was kind of hoping it would go like I'd invite
Speaker 1: him back to my place and we could have hung
Speaker 1: out and over time, not the first time, we could
Speaker 1: have had some spicy times. But Zina's loves life is
Speaker 1: a mess. Anyways, guys, I love you to death. It
Speaker 1: is insane that we are at twenty five thousand, two
Speaker 1: hundred as of this recording. Things are picking up again
Speaker 1: and going way too fast. I really appreciate it. Thank
Speaker 1: you everybody who's also purchased me some stuff off of
Speaker 1: my throne. The link is I think you click on
Speaker 1: my links here on YouTube you can see them. It
Speaker 1: means a lot, especially you guys have been sitting me
Speaker 1: like bath salts, Oh my gosh, it really helps me
Speaker 1: have some relaxing baths and what on my bath bombs
Speaker 1: and my bubble bath. You guys do not know how
Speaker 1: much I love I take a bubble bath once a
Speaker 1: day minimum. Anyways, i'm babbling. I love you guys, and
Speaker 1: i'll talk to you the next one. Bye.