Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Isakai Dungeons and Dragons, Episode
fifty five. We are deep in the final arc right now.
They have last episode they slain a god, Frank the
fighter Fedacini got shot in the back of the head
by an NBC of his own creation, and now I
am here to slay another god with nor one breaks.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, gamers, We're slaying gods over here.
Speaker 3: The Shark Wilhelm Daniel Green.
Speaker 4: I won't even try and delay things because I respect
you too much. Douglas Girl, Anthony taking one on one.
Speaker 5: I'm Anthony from the future.
Speaker 4: Let's go and Cody. Cody snuts Suavity.
Speaker 5: None as Nam. Well, Hi, how are you doing well?
A Hi?
Speaker 1: We are here that the last thing that happened was
you guys pulled Pomo out of reality and into the
god void. And she's like as having like a religious
experience because she's finally meeting Vestoria, which is the god
that she and her family have worshiped for generations.
Speaker 3: And she's sort of on her knees crying.
Speaker 1: And you've opened the gateway to Dru's domain and you're
about to enter it. But is there anything that you
guys want to do or say to each other or
do before you enter Dru's domain.
Speaker 5: Hey, Cody, is there anything we need to know about,
like any weaknesses that your god has or anything you've
met him.
Speaker 6: I've never fought him, though, I don't really know what
he does. I don't know if he has like similar
stuff to me, if he's going to be changing shape,
or I don't.
Speaker 5: Know what's his personality, like, maybe we can take advantage
of that. Does he like to lift weights too?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, okay, all right, we can. I don't. I
don't think he'd be able to turn down a challenge. Okay,
we can use that. But I know we should have
asked for bone slaughter. Come to this the story? Can
we reset? Or is this how this? No?
Speaker 2: Can you to stall him? For stall him? From one minute?
I want to try something.
Speaker 5: I still think what if that you can't, Richard?
Speaker 2: No, if I learned a spell between these fights, yes
you can. I should be able to. I should be
able to tell my my party, hey, one minute.
Speaker 4: Spell.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's combat Let's yeah.
Speaker 5: He's not. He's not saying in the fight. You're saying
stole stole the stop of the fight. Sorry, wait, can
you start the spell right now and then wait like
fifty five seconds through the door.
Speaker 2: It's the only thing. Okay, all right, I'm gonna I'm
gonna like you just try yapping with him about try.
Speaker 5: I'll try, Norman, We'll try a whole minute. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Polo stands up with her. She had a stick right
like yeah, like, I'll staff and she says, I am
ready to fight for Vestoria.
Speaker 5: Can you challenge Drew to an arm wrestling match? Maybe
that might distract him. I know that's not your thing,
but we need to distract him for a minute.
Speaker 3: She turns round to the party and sort of ignores Anthony.
I am I wanted to apologize for the way that
I treated you guys beforehand. I called you heretics. I
claimed you were sacrilegious, but it seems that you were
fighting alongside the true God. Is this whole time?
Speaker 6: Listen, we before we got put onto this path by
good friend Wellington rp.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: We also, you know we're treading a dangerous path. Maybe
we heard some people who didn't deserve it. We get it,
We've all been there. But now is the time for
a damation? Baby?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is time to put these pretender gods into
the ground.
Speaker 5: All right. I can't remember. Is it like we go
through a doll or is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, then I guess I guess we're already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys enter this magical green door boom. Obviously Washington,
Jesus and hatchikoa there as well as they stepped through.
Speaker 4: Has Jesus been very good in fights for us?
Speaker 5: He'll? I mean yeah.
Speaker 3: The problem with Jesus is that like he doesn't he
just kind of does what he wants.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And when Antonio was here, he was casting fly
and ship on him. That was really fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he does stuff. He was shooting a gun
all right.
Speaker 4: Jesus is not as disappointing as I thought he was.
That's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 4: You're good. No, hey, Google, stop no, recorded said to
the Pope.
Speaker 5: D Yeah a little bit. That's the call for you
to be a Christian, now.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Reviews go directly to the Pope, so that you know,
like when there's like movie posters for like a musical
and they have like the five stars by the Guardian,
it will have Jesus five stars. Daniel Green not as
disappointing as I thought he was. You guys, enter this
jungle domain. There are trees, you hear the running river
water in the distance, but there's also gym equipment everywhere.
You can call it a jungle gym. Oh, that's a
fun that's a fun wordplay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are there are few mongous trees racing into.
Speaker 1: The sky, and you hear the distant sounds of wildlife.
You also hear on the wind Drew's voice.
Speaker 5: WHOA. I'm sure this sounds great for like people is
just annihilated you.
Speaker 3: All right, let me try. I'll get further back from
the microphone, so maybe that would work.
Speaker 5: Okay, that one went through that.
Speaker 1: I see you have entered my domain and not on
good terms. You can't see him right now. You only
hear him, Okay, just hear his voice.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, you gotta Yeah.
Speaker 1: I am the god of druids, and that means I
am one with the animals. And you see in the
distance three bears come out, which means I hide among
my people. You don't know which one of these animals
is me. And there are three animals.
Speaker 3: There is a there is a brown bear, and there's
a brown bear and there's a brown bear with a
green mustache.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I'm going to turn to Norman, and then
I turned back to Bes and I'm like, oh my god,
it's going to take us so.
Speaker 2: Long to figure out how.
Speaker 4: You don't know and therefore you can't kill me.
Speaker 5: I'm actually at a loss here, ship, I don't know
he has the advantage.
Speaker 1: Guys, I don't want it to be of an innocent bear,
would you.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: This is a moral conundrum. And at the same time,
Norman's like gene boon wool and they start doing like
like hand arginals.
Speaker 5: So don't give up the fight drew before we get
into this fight like a nice fucking jungle gym. You
got here, man, This is nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: I get to hang out with animals all day long
and size and lift and do all the things I've
always wanted to do.
Speaker 5: Give me your exercise routine in full detail.
Speaker 1: Well, you see, I do a press up like this,
and then the one with the mustard does a press up,
and I do that about a thousand times.
Speaker 4: This is Have you ever watched Dragon ball z uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen dragon.
Speaker 3: It's like the hyperbolic time chamber. I know that differently
in here.
Speaker 5: What what's your favorite part of Dragon Ball? I mean
I like the Neo cel arc. That was pretty good
when I did.
Speaker 1: I don't like any of the time. I like all
the times where they're training, but none of the times
where they're actually fighting, like exactly after actually yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like when Goku is doing the p.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now what did you now? How'd you feel about
the Platinum Freezer arc? I feel like that one is
going a little bit too far with the U mechanics there. Yeah,
did he train a lot in that? He did? He did?
It was training.
Speaker 3: He do leg Day and like finger Day and and.
Speaker 5: Ten ten chapters of nothing but leg Day. Has it
been a fucking minute already?
Speaker 2: Like what they called Norman's like, wow, that's that's amazing
and he he he cast us fell and Gios, which
is why I said, yes, I classic Gios. You place
a magical command on a creature that you can see
within range, forcing it to carry out some service or
refrain from some action or course of action as you decide.
I assume, yes, if if the creature can understand you,
it must succeed on a wisdom saving throw overcome charmed
by you days.
Speaker 5: The duration is a month.
Speaker 2: While the creature is charmed by you, it takes five
D ten psychic damage each time it acts in a
manner directly counter to your instructions. So I'm gonna be
and I cast Gios and I'll be.
Speaker 4: Like, Okay, what save is it?
Speaker 5: Wisdom?
Speaker 2: Wisdom saving?
Speaker 5: Which is?
Speaker 2: But do I say the command before or after?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It would be right?
Speaker 1: Well, no, the command is is during once it takes effect.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I see what you need. I guess you
would do it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I say I forbid you from attacking any
of us, that any of us in this party.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's your what's your DC for?
Speaker 5: Your spell? Gonna be good, It's got to be good.
He's a wizard.
Speaker 4: I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought you gotta do like a big attack now,
like like like to just start off the fight.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna make the druid do a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 5: Okay, he probably has like a plus twelve, but he
might still fail it.
Speaker 2: Who knows my spelled save DC is sixteen?
Speaker 5: Oh shit, what is his plus?
Speaker 4: He's got a plus twelve?
Speaker 5: That's crazy, he is the father of druids. He doesn't
sound very wise to me, to be fair, So does
nothing happen?
Speaker 2: So what happens on the six seed?
Speaker 4: Nothing happens, I think, right, yeah, that was a minute
of like, oh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but if it worked every time he attacked anyone,
it was five D ten damage.
Speaker 5: Yeah once, just one time, just one time of day time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that out.
Speaker 4: Your lod of fire is five D ten damage.
Speaker 3: That that's what That's what you would have achieved.
Speaker 2: You know what Norman saw, Gios. I'm like, I have
to pick it, it, says Gios.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I get you. I understand Norman. I do.
Oh that's sorry, guy, I forget about that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonn hit him with a fireball afterwards.
Speaker 5: Okay, well that was a very Norman move.
Speaker 4: No, he wouldn't know that he would him.
Speaker 1: Yes, because the spell he had to make, the saving throw,
the spell, he's done all of the verbal semantic an attack.
Speaker 4: And so he goes, how did you know it was me?
Speaker 1: And he transforms into a big into big hymn right
regular him and I guess we're going to go over
to a battleman.
Speaker 3: You still need to update your health.
Speaker 5: And I was expecting something really big with that, and
it just yeah.
Speaker 4: Everybody, I guess.
Speaker 2: I added it in the starting series screen like this
is so cool.
Speaker 5: It is cool, but not against a druid god.
Speaker 3: The battle begins. You're in this forest the area. There
is a river running between you Andrew at the moment,
but the river would only go up to your ankles.
It is deep enough for aquatic animals to live, but
not deep enough that you can't just walk through it.
Drew is in its human form and he just looks
at you, Cody, You're standing on the opposite side of
the river to and he says, you may be a druid,
but I am the god of druids, and that means
I'm not just limited to one animal. He's going to
transform and I'm going to roll two D twenty ooh,
and you're so nine for the first one, seven.
Speaker 4: For the second one.
Speaker 5: Kind.
Speaker 1: So his body shapes into this giant bear, but the
backside of it is this is the stinger of a scorpion.
Speaker 5: Oh that's bad.
Speaker 3: And he is now a bear scorpion hybrid standing over you.
And as you know, that's his bonus.
Speaker 5: He's a scare.
Speaker 3: He's a scare.
Speaker 5: He's a scare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, quick question.
Speaker 2: We didn't get our spell slots back.
Speaker 5: Right, No, not yet.
Speaker 4: You would have got you would have got.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're cooked.
Speaker 2: One of those I am caught.
Speaker 5: Are you not? Sorry? And I asked the silia, what
type of wizard are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wizards get spell slots back on shortress like half
of them.
Speaker 5: You get cocane recovery.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah you as a if.
Speaker 5: You're a war wizard, you get more, don't you.
Speaker 2: I am made you, guys. You can choose expended spots
to recover.
Speaker 1: As you guys figured that out Drew is actually too far,
too far away from any of you to do much.
But he is going to charge use his main action
to dash towards you, guys, and he is now there
a fierce bare scorpion hybrid in front of the tall
Wait huge.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold up, this was just dash and he has
no other additional attack as he can do no moment loser, loser,
Oh my god, listen.
Speaker 1: He used his bonus action to transform, he's used his
action to dash. But he does, as they all do,
have a lot of legendary actions. So whatever using it
against you.
Speaker 5: Now, this is the shark saying this he's going loser.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and Drew a nerd is great.
Speaker 5: Do the bears have an initiative part of this battle
or the.
Speaker 4: Bears that they're not fighting you guys, they're.
Speaker 1: Just okay, they are there so they won't be caught
in any crossfires.
Speaker 3: But they are just they don't they're not moving.
Speaker 2: They just said you told told us that because.
Speaker 5: They're going down. They're hunting salmon at the river, that's all. Yeah,
you know, they go.
Speaker 3: Up to the river and they start like looking for fish.
Speaker 5: Cue.
Speaker 3: Jesus still has his gun.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't, because the gun would have disappeared with yeah,
because it was the gun was a figment of Frank's imagination.
Speaker 3: So Jesus is going to run up and use his regular.
Speaker 1: Jesus things, which is attack with a pole and two punches, which.
Speaker 4: He quits whizz, oh my god damage.
Speaker 3: Norman, it's your turn.
Speaker 2: Hm. Of course me and him are like opposite it,
like right next to each other, so like.
Speaker 4: My yeah, he is now the river to you guys, blinding.
Speaker 2: Him for a turn doesn't really help that much.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: You know what, Norman, it's not your turn yet.
Speaker 1: I think Jesus is going to get his comeuppance for
for I think Drew immediately is going to.
Speaker 3: Bear claw Jesus. Oh so as Jesus punches, Drew is
going to turn round.
Speaker 1: I assume hit seventeen. I think that is just as
armor class and eighteen damage on Jesus. That's not that bad, Norman,
your turn.
Speaker 2: Okay in that case, how far am I from Drew here?
Twenty five feet? Okay, I am going to run into
the woods a little bit cat and I'm gonna be like,
all right, I'm backing up boys that I'm gonna catch
a bole. I'm gonna cast blight.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Drew or the bes I'm Drew. I have
to compify every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eight eighty eight necrotic damage if you fail constitution
saving or half.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like he's going to be
good at con.
Speaker 3: It's like his two good stats of cannon whiz.
Speaker 4: But there's two bears back there, but they're not rolled
into the initial.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we just a discussion about this. They are here,
but they're not fighting, you guys. That just in the
environment existing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm gonna go fight them.
Speaker 1: Well, then they won't fight back. Bye, they are peaceful.
Speaker 5: Be attack the god.
Speaker 4: Yeah if you if you go and attack the bears,
they will still not have a ton of combat.
Speaker 5: I could just murder, okay, you can.
Speaker 4: You can't just kill it, Yes, we will.
Speaker 5: Drew be offended by that.
Speaker 3: Joy has bigger issues on his hands.
Speaker 5: Now does Drew count as a plant creature? Because if so,
he has to make that with disadvantage.
Speaker 4: He's not a plant creature. Unfortunes.
Speaker 3: Okay, he would take a twenty two damage, which is
still meaty, not bad, not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 2: And I didn't get my fouse lotched back, which is great.
So I can cast and blight two more times.
Speaker 3: Because you wither parts of his sweat away. Anthony is
your turn.
Speaker 5: Okay, I am gonna move up, so I'm like parallel
with him here. If I can move, I move through
like the bushes here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you dot around the trees, you know, coming to
the right of Drew.
Speaker 5: And now I'm going to take out my acid cannon
and fire caustic brew at him, okay, in a thirty
foot beam, so it hits him. He needs to make
a deck save and then we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: Nineteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that succeeds.
Speaker 3: Oh but just you know, as the acid brew splits
out from your cannon sprays over towards Drew.
Speaker 4: And as it did, that.
Speaker 5: Did nothing because he succeeded damage. Nah, it just does
what it does is if it if it clings to him,
it doesn't do any damage. But at the start of
every one of his turns, he takes like sixty.
Speaker 3: Four Oh, I see, I see. So he dodges out
of the way of the corsic bruise. It splashes on
the ground harmlessly, probably kills some foliage, and like burns
away the bushes. Are he wars at you.
Speaker 5: For my bonus action, I'll use a defense shield to
gain some temporary hit points back.
Speaker 1: That's all, my god, great, because a he roars at you,
turns round, and his stinger is going to essentially fly
towards you.
Speaker 3: He's got incredible range with this thing, and you are
just in range of it, and he's going to hit you,
and then you're going to need to do a con save.
If he does hit you. He might not. He's got
so many fucking attacks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where the hell is it? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Because he can transform into so many animals. He has
so many different things on his feet.
Speaker 3: Eleven damage. But I need you to do a constitution
saving thoughts.
Speaker 5: That okay, that's pretty much all the temp hpet nothing there.
Speaker 4: You put up a defensive shield. He just gets rid
of that.
Speaker 5: Can you do it? Pond save twenty four?
Speaker 4: Oh you're good.
Speaker 1: Then nothing happens efficiency in cannon you It just it
doesn't even hit you. It just hits your your shield
and so the poison doesn't even get to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, ship, Okay, that was a good idea. I
did that.
Speaker 3: Then all right, Hatchiko gets ready. He whiffs over to Cody. Cody,
you hear the voice of HATCHI cured your head? Yeah, Corneys,
you are shall I.
Speaker 5: Guys watch out? The stinger is venomous?
Speaker 3: What shall I do?
Speaker 5: He's a bard?
Speaker 4: Right, he's a bard.
Speaker 5: Can he make it so that Drew is worse at
saving throws? Like doesn't he have like what's it called
like ban.
Speaker 2: Or something like that?
Speaker 3: Oh you mean bain. Yeah, yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 4: He could do that.
Speaker 6: He could do like want to like telepathically be like
make this guy worse, nerve this guy.
Speaker 3: And he I guess, so I guess. Yeah, so there
is a bar yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, that's beanemin.
Speaker 4: Is bene a bard spell. It is a bartswel okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Someone should have taken silvery burbs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so Bain, he actually has to make a
saving throw, a charisma saving throw.
Speaker 4: Which is his weakest area.
Speaker 5: Good, finally, okay, we found the weak point.
Speaker 1: Earlier plus five charisma, and then he will have to
subtract defalls from attack rolls and saving FROs for a minute,
which is very good. And he fails, so he is
now banned Hatchiko, and Drew is like, but you can
like infer a lot of words from those two noises,
and Drew is infected by by bane.
Speaker 5: And so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever he makes attack role saving throw before the
spell ends, which is a minute, he will subtract a
dfour from that, which will make it much more likely that.
Speaker 3: You guys can did my computer just died?
Speaker 5: Hello? Sound sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, My monitors went off saying you've got to
cut that out. My bonus has just died, and so
I had a paddic But we're all good anyway. He
so hatchikos mogs Drew and is now almost pom Pomo
standing at Norman.
Speaker 3: Now, Pomo turns back to Norman and says, I see
that your magic has improved.
Speaker 2: That's a guess. Yes, of course, all these different spells now,
but yas was not the plan.
Speaker 3: It's okay, she he She takes a few steps to
the side and says, there's still a lot that you
can learn. Watch this, And she's got to cast Sunbeam
towards Drew, which means Drew has to do a deck.
Speaker 2: Say, hey, I could do that too. I have that spell.
I could do that tool.
Speaker 3: You have to prove it to me. I don't know
if that's true or not. Uh, and Houde accepted.
Speaker 7: Whoa, that's big, Rows, and I know it would be
big if he didn't succeed. Oh sorry, but he does
subtract to defour. I don't think that would change much.
It would actually, I think he takes the four forty two.
I'm just got to rule it that way.
Speaker 3: So there's got a big blast of sun burst through
Drew as he's getting mogged, and Pomo sort of shrugs
and says, this is how you do it, little man.
How you do it, Willhelm it is your turn.
Speaker 4: I am so excited. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and
do a goating strike because I want him focusing on me.
But I'm gonna do it with my improvised weapon, so
I don't have to click anything on goating strikes. So
I'm just gonna go ahead click an improvised weapon here, okay, ooh,
just twenty six hit twenty six does hit nice? And
then I'm gonna spin expenditure eyes economic economic haate words
one of my maneuvers. And so now that's a goating
strike and I do nine damage.
Speaker 3: Okay, sweet, you do also a plus D eight damas
as well if you want to roll the D eight.
And he's got to do a what saving thow wisdom? Wisdom?
Speaker 5: Okay, he could fail a fourteen?
Speaker 1: All right, he does succeed the wisdom saved, but you
do fourteen damage towards him. He is now blinded as
well because of the sunbeam in his eyes.
Speaker 5: Wait? Did he didn't he succeed on that?
Speaker 1: No, he failed it because I took his first role
because the modifier was the same.
Speaker 4: And then sometime I'm gonna I'm gonna action surge a
bitch here, I can I can I just spam goating
strikes or do I have to do a different maneuver
or can I just do the same one?
Speaker 3: You can do it the same one. Yeah, if you
want to go ahead.
Speaker 4: I don't get disadvantage for trying to do.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can just do it. You're just using
your maneuver dice. You have a limited supply.
Speaker 4: That one misses, that misses, and then I will do Okay,
So what are you using as your improvised weapon? Again,
mine not a weapon.
Speaker 3: You're not a weapon. Your bible, I don't know.
Speaker 4: You might have picked something up, all right, and then
I will action surge so I can do one more correct?
H I do more too?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, which the last one hits fifteen.
Speaker 4: Hits, then I'll use the maneuver three do ten damage
and he's going to do it wiz save and I
out of one D eight you said that, yeh.
Speaker 1: That'h sorry, should be subtracting the minus D four. There's
a chance that he got a terrible role in his
wisdom safe. There's a chance that this might what sixteen?
He got a sixteen? What is your spell save DC?
Is it higher than sixteen?
Speaker 2: Where is that advantage because he's blind.
Speaker 4: No, this isn't based off site. Yeah, where do I
find that? It's a oh gosh, how is it? Fighter?
Speaker 3: It's your It's just eight plus strength plus proficiency.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure I have plus strength. So eight plus
five plus proficiency.
Speaker 1: Which is plus four so nine plus eight nine seventeen
So yes, So with a seventeen spell save DC, he
is successfully goaded by you, which means if he attacks
anyone else besides you, he has disadvantage.
Speaker 3: He already has disadvantage because.
Speaker 1: He is blinded, but he's still just gonna attack you anyway.
Speaker 3: Is that the end of good turn?
Speaker 4: Well I still have I did have your remain attacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still have your bonus action punches if you
want to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do monk fist up. I'm fisting them. We're
going to fist them.
Speaker 5: Fist the fury.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 5: Okay, good that hits.
Speaker 1: That hits as you slam another hit into Drew seven.
Speaker 4: So I've done a total of seven plus fourteen plus
a lot more. I done a lot of damage.
Speaker 1: He did a lot of damage to him, and he
is blind and furious. He would take his third legendary
action now to punch you with a bear claw with
disadvantage as he desperately is swinging to wherever you might
be just judging from the direction of the attacks.
Speaker 4: Is not going to hit me. I'll bet my relationship
with kle and he's not gonna He got eleven.
Speaker 3: He misses you as.
Speaker 4: What is your arm You don't wear armor anymore.
Speaker 3: Your armor plus is ten plus your dexterity sixteen. No,
why you're wearing monk robes.
Speaker 5: It says on my sheet. I think it keeps, it keeps.
Speaker 1: I think it keeps redefaulting because it's assuming you're wearing armor,
but you're not.
Speaker 3: It's ten plus your dexterity.
Speaker 4: So plus one.
Speaker 1: So your armor is eleven. He he hits at eleven
and he hits you.
Speaker 6: W wait wait wait wait, so his his it should
be ten plus wisdom because he has an armored defense.
Speaker 5: It would be ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry plus wisdom. So therefore it's what's your wisdom twelve.
Speaker 2: Therefore the relationship is safe.
Speaker 5: Even you. You do not have to break up with Kayla.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the bear claw comes down, you gracefully dodge
out of the way of it.
Speaker 4: Now I get a repost a pole, I get a repast,
repast day repast.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I guess you can do an improvise.
Speaker 5: What do your.
Speaker 4: And on it hits seven down plus one.
Speaker 3: I guess it does add a D eight, so add too,
so it's nine.
Speaker 1: You have used three of your five maneuvers in this
one turn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'm just trying to stack on me.
I'm doing my job.
Speaker 3: Home all the ship out of him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's crazy right now?
Speaker 4: All right, Cody, short.
Speaker 6: Term, a fucking uh, I'm gonna cast wrath of nature.
Speaker 5: So this is going to do a bunch of things.
Speaker 6: Basically, all of like the plants, the trees, and like
the rocks and everything in this immediate area becomes like
animated and under my control. Uh so, what like at
the start of my turn, all the trees attack him,
at the end of my turn, all the roots try
and grab him, and a bonus.
Speaker 5: To my turns, I can fling rocks in him. What Yeah, okay,
but this is this is a concentration bell and hopefully
Drew wan attack me next time because he's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably just gonna turn anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna use the bonus aection on my next turn.
Speaker 6: For now, I'm gonna use my bonus action to transform
into a fucking dinosaur is again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tend it with Megasaurus because at level twelve,
my fucking challenge r and goes with four.
Speaker 3: Baby, so you're also now with Stegasaurus. Okay, I'm also
now with Stegasaurus.
Speaker 6: But before I wild chap, I'm gonna say, Drew, I'll
be like, oh, so you can wild shape twice, huh,
then maybe you can wild shape into BofA.
Speaker 5: Buff.
Speaker 2: He's not, you fucking idiot, and then I.
Speaker 5: Transformed with the.
Speaker 6: Callback is really good at the end of my At
the my turn, the roots around him are going to
try and bind him, so he needs to make a
strength saving throw a DC twelve, So DC seventeen.
Speaker 3: Okay, ooh, I think you'll probably make it, but we'll see.
Speaker 6: I know he has really high yea, yea yeah, yeah, okay,
that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 5: Yah. The root are still there, they're trying to grab him.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Before at the end of your turn, he is going
to swing again at Willhelm.
Speaker 3: He with his fourth legendary.
Speaker 4: Action bring it on twelve.
Speaker 3: Well he's disavantage, actually has disadvantage. Yeah, twelve, twelve hits you,
still twelve hits you. Yeah, so unfortunately take twenty four
damage as he as he rips it you with a
bear claw.
Speaker 1: George Washington is here. All right, guys, it's time for
the president to do something. And he stands.
Speaker 3: The American National anthem plays behind him.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, wait wait, just ben minus four to his attacks.
Speaker 3: Yes it yeahs yeah, well wow, I'm gonna have to
keep remembering that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, sorry, he doesn't hit you, he misses, he misses,
he misses.
Speaker 5: You can you can get that twenty four health backshark
he misses.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I get it back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he didn't, actually he didn't. And Cody, are
you are you a dinosaur? Right now? Yeah? I must
take his horse? Okay, Okay, I get I get hit
by the paw, but I.
Speaker 4: Turn around and go I need a hospital. Wait, Norman,
what's the meme? What's the mean? You told me there
was a mean, but not for me, but not for me.
Speaker 2: Normally give the thumbs up.
Speaker 3: No, incredible, Okay.
Speaker 1: George Washington is going to try and cast a cleric spell.
He's got to point at at Drew and say, you
know what, this is what we must do.
Speaker 3: We must banish these gods.
Speaker 1: He's going to cast banishment, which means that Drew has
to do a charisma saving.
Speaker 4: Throw or be banished to a different plane. And he's
not good at that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if he's from a different plane to begin with,
then he stays there. So you guys win whoa wait
a minute, what plane does he? Wait? This is this
is native plane? Though? I just realized he had better
and no, but is this his native plane? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 4: He would he would come back, he would.
Speaker 2: Come Drew wasn't he Drew wasn't here and then became
a guy.
Speaker 5: No, he was banishment.
Speaker 4: You've got forever.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess George Washington should have done that ship way before.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Imagine he like get the critical fail and it hits us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay, so he's gone for one minute. He's
gone for a minute. So you guys have to do
whatever you want.
Speaker 5: What do you guys want to do? Well, I'm a dinosaur.
How long does that last?
Speaker 2: Guys? Just mirrors Drew pretty.
Speaker 5: Mid a long time.
Speaker 4: Uh do you want to be. There's a worthless stupid class. Okay,
I have an I have an idea.
Speaker 6: What is is like, I don't think we have any
benefit from waiting the full minute.
Speaker 5: But if we all ready an attack.
Speaker 6: Yeah, as the turnout, it goes around, and then Washington dismisses,
ends the spell, ends the banishment, we'll come back and
we all just simultaneously strike.
Speaker 5: He comes back in the same spot. Yeah, yeah, okay,
all right, that sounds Let's just give us a chance
to old fucking how long is he gone? A minute until, you.
Speaker 4: Know, until everyone gets sharp sticks and put him in
that spot.
Speaker 5: So we spawned here, I mean would be.
Speaker 4: But I don't you know, we need to quickly understand
the rules of whether or not he just does stuff
when he comes back, or if it will here inside
of him, Does he displays or not?
Speaker 5: All right, I can ready a lightning bolt, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: These are ready minute.
Speaker 6: Then of Nature and Ben are both going to be
gone when he gets back to both still be active.
Speaker 3: George, I'm gonna wait the four minutes we.
Speaker 5: Won.
Speaker 4: George Wisselton thinks it is over. Let's say it on back.
Speaker 3: I badish to him, and that means he's gone for
rapp goodbye, guys.
Speaker 4: There you go, and he's like whistling.
Speaker 2: I actually kind of want to try the sharks strategy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does say in banishment that if the location
is occupied, they spawn in the nearest unoccupied space.
Speaker 5: Okay, so there you go it. Okay, So I'm gonna
use a lightning bolt when he shows up in this
big giant beam, so stay away from that, I guess.
But does anyone that.
Speaker 4: A grenade or explosive with a fuse or a tie
remember that we could like try.
Speaker 5: I can make one of those, but it's gonna take
me longer than a minute. I have fireball that'll work,
that'll work, that don't work, fire is pardon? Do you
have a delayed fireball?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's stronger than a fireball. Oh no, I do not
have that before the minutes up. Actually, I'm actually going
to cast. I don't have any concentration right now. Cody.
I'm casting fly on you. You're a flying stegasturs, and then
I'm gonna ready the lightning bolt. I'm gonna use the
rest of my third level slots just for this stupid
all right, sweet.
Speaker 1: Okay, homers A ready a second sunbeam, Jesus will ready you.
Speaker 5: Know what to get rid of the spell.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna move over here and do another fire
beam as well.
Speaker 5: Everybody get everybody get into rain.
Speaker 6: I'm flying above whre Drew walls and I'm gonna hit
him with my tail when he comes back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: Okay, everyone's.
Speaker 3: Drew will probably also be preparing at action as well,
which will also happens side he's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he knows that he's.
Speaker 6: In a different plane and we're all we're all going to
be in different places when he gets back.
Speaker 5: So I moved to.
Speaker 1: He's also still blinded, so is he still good? I
don't know the thing about the blinded things? It says
until the start of Pomo's next turn, which I guess
it would have happened actually like around so he wouldn't
be blinded anymore. He will probably just attack the first
person in front of him.
Speaker 5: Where did he end up? Rest?
Speaker 4: Well, he gets disadvantage on them because I still successfully
have a go to attack.
Speaker 3: You will probably be the person in front of him.
Speaker 4: I imagine run away like over here. Do you know
where he goes?
Speaker 3: He goes to Earth?
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So what happens is George Washington does banishment on him,
and Drew suddenly appears in California in the gym, and
he looks around and he like back to his regular
home again.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Is this the eighties when Arnold was like working
out in the gym.
Speaker 3: He's looking around, what is this place? Why do they
have such high tech equipment?
Speaker 2: And come like the mystery of that gym? Like some
random guy shows up, beats like the deadlift world record,
and then.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say how long they spent. I guess it's
it's one minutes of time in this universe, but we
don't know how much whole long that is in the
other universe.
Speaker 5: So he spends two years your world.
Speaker 4: Actually, friend just spends like a lifetime.
Speaker 3: He just like the family, just like raises a family.
Speaker 5: In chat.
Speaker 4: If Goading attacks over, it ends the it says specifically
the end of my next turn.
Speaker 3: Then then it would be over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then it would be it would be over because
that just means a round of combat.
Speaker 3: It's reverse, yeah, because it would be your next turn. U.
Speaker 5: So can we can we.
Speaker 2: Get a long rest of gets a long question after.
Speaker 6: Only like like twenty thirty seconds. I really want these
spells to still to still work, Yes, longer than that. Yeah,
he's still blind, so that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not blind, but he will still be banned. Well, okay,
so Drew lives a life, he has a long rest.
Speaker 4: No, he comes back with like his children never gone up.
That is that is an interesting way of like spilling
it like a minute gone, but like he trained it
now he's even stronger when he comes back.
Speaker 1: Well, he's the thing we can't that's the thing I
can't do the joke that he gets to spend like
a few years in earth because he will long rest
and he won't.
Speaker 5: You know, all of we can't.
Speaker 3: The mechanics of the badel unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Say asylum trying to convince people it was all real.
He's like comes back, he's all like medicated in a room.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So he gets caelifortied to to Sacramento, California. But it's
in the forties and he finds a wife and settles
down and has a kid called Cody. He gets find
u with the Vietnam War, and then halfway through the wall.
Speaker 4: Actually, this is what I say, this is how I
make it work. Is how I make it work.
Speaker 3: Yes, he does live a life, but when he transports
to this one, he goes back because that at the
time he would have been injured. He goes back to
his self where he was injured.
Speaker 1: Right, So he doesn't even if he takes a long
rest in this other plane, when he comes back, he
will just be the same self he was before he left.
But mentally, mentally he'll be different. He'll be a changed man. Okay, guys,
I assume this is what happens. So you guys all
spent around just figuring stuff out. Someone who's to convince
George Washington to end concentration?
Speaker 4: All right, I'm That's what I'm saying. At the moment,
he is not doing it.
Speaker 5: George, stop concentrating? U Why because we're ready to attack him?
Speaker 3: Well, but he's gone forever. Man, We've done it.
Speaker 5: Stars, He's not God forever.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you, you know what to be more
convincing than that he's an idiot?
Speaker 2: George Washington? What's seven times eleven?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, you're right, he's gonna do a concentration saving
throw now because you hug him, mash he succeeds.
Speaker 4: He a concentration saving throw. Oh seventy seven, George Washington,
think about it this way. Evil never dies. Of course
I'll come back because freedom is never free, but I'll
keep it away from as long as possible.
Speaker 3: I'm George Washington. I'm this is this is a democracy.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the attack needs to happen now, and we can
control when it happens on our terms. If you just
look at me, Look at me, look me in the eyes.
Think of an elephant, an elephant concentrating on an elephant.
He breaks concentration on.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, pops back in, Drew, pops back into
the world.
Speaker 5: We gotta just gonna go through a round of just
surprised attack him.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not surprised, but yeah, I mean all the
you do, all with the attacks sixty eight for him
for the sunbeam as well from Palmo.
Speaker 3: Hatchiko was doing a fireball.
Speaker 2: I changed my mind as used Blake twenty six.
Speaker 1: H twenty six does hit Willhelm. I think Jesus would
have actually backed up Willhelm. Are you standing in front
of him at attacking Yeah, oh yeah, I'm the way Yeah, Okay,
so you will be hit by Hachiko's fireball. You did
know what was coming, but he so, but you're you're
ready for that, You're ready.
Speaker 4: It's not aiming at me. Do I get an advantage?
Like I know it's coming and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, what the.
Speaker 3: No, you're just doing saving thing? Okay, all right, hit
him with my big horistal on twenty. All right, let's
we've got to go through this. I'm gonna do chronologically.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, who's first?
Speaker 3: Okay, Briggs Road first? What is your saving throw for
your thing?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Okay? What is your spell?
Speaker 2: Hitding with blight?
Speaker 3: Okay, another blight?
Speaker 1: So Drew pops back into existence, goes my kids.
Speaker 4: Mike, I'm still hurt.
Speaker 5: I feel context.
Speaker 4: Okay, so text.
Speaker 1: First things first, we have a con save.
Speaker 5: Minus a D four minus a D four sixteen.
Speaker 2: My spell save DC is sixteen.
Speaker 4: So he's just succeeds.
Speaker 5: What can I do?
Speaker 3: So you only have a plus four to your intelligence?
Yeah yes, okay, so that's why sixted.
Speaker 5: So he just succeeds.
Speaker 3: So he takes half damage from your thirty six.
Speaker 4: Okay, I swear I have something, well, figure that out.
Speaker 5: It's from Homo.
Speaker 3: Blasts a sunbeam towards Drew.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that doesn't do that.
Speaker 1: Drew has to do another con save again. He will
subtract the D four from it, and he is again blinded,
and he takes the nineteen damage from Palmo Cody. You hit, yeah,
do the damage damage? Twenty four damage as you How
are you hitting him with a bite. It's my big
tail to my big tails max into him for twenty
four damage. The fireball goes off. He has to do
a deck save for that again subtracting a D four.
But actually I think he succeeds that, so at twenty.
Speaker 4: Five he succeeds it.
Speaker 1: So he takes twelve damage from Hatchiko's fire ball, and
also Wilhelm takes twelve damage from HATCHI goes fireball.
Speaker 4: I didit throwing?
Speaker 3: I say, yeah, but you still haves damage.
Speaker 5: You still have the damage. Such a good crit unless
you have unless you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you have a vasion.
Speaker 4: You don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, no, his movement.
Speaker 2: Looked like you had.
Speaker 3: You said, twelve damage, twelve damage?
Speaker 2: Did he take the eighteen from yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I've taken the damage from everything. He
is blinded, so Drew comes back in. He obviously had
his vision for a second.
Speaker 3: Seies a bunch of shit come at him a fireball
and what was your attack? I didn't get to yours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are a lightning bolt. Whatever you want to
do it. He has to make a deck safe.
Speaker 3: Have you rolled the damage for it?
Speaker 5: No? There we go. Does he have disadvantage of the
decks because he's blind?
Speaker 3: No, no, because he' all having simultaneously. But sixteen does sixteen?
Speaker 5: I think that is my fucking save hold on it is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, So he takes fifteen damage lightning damage. So he
gets blasted by lightning from the sun, from a fireball
from I get smacked with a stegosaurus tail, just a cavalcade.
He gets drained by blight and then he is blinded.
Immediately he goes.
Speaker 4: Oh a.
Speaker 1: Children, and now the round rotates. Is now his turn
and he will do his transform again. He does this
every round. What does he go after now?
Speaker 3: Probably willhelm. He's just gonna swing right randomly.
Speaker 4: Wait, I didn't get to attack. Are you not letting
me attack?
Speaker 5: Want to do it? Now? Why why I was waiting
my turn?
Speaker 4: Patient getting everybody do it so I could go through it.
Speaker 5: Okay, can I try a trip attack?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think he might be too big. How bit
it says I can do it against larger and smaller
I have to do a strength saving throat.
Speaker 5: He's huge though.
Speaker 4: He's huge though. Okay, he doesn't have a weapon, so
I'll just do a regular attack. Then improvised weapon. Yeah,
that hits. That hits as well. Okay, six, so you
can get two.
Speaker 1: More, right, No, no, no, it was just one prepared
one prepared attack from everybody.
Speaker 3: Now it's done.
Speaker 1: So he transforms into a six ' three, which is
a tiger crab.
Speaker 3: So his body becomes that of a tiger.
Speaker 1: He's got the face of a tiger, but he's got
two giant crab claws.
Speaker 3: Cody, Yep, he's not gonna attack you, but just said
your name.
Speaker 1: He will then reach out with a club claw to
try and attack Wilhelm. He has disadvantage.
Speaker 4: Is this a it's tiger an attack? You say he's
reaching for me.
Speaker 3: It's it's an it's an attack. But if he hits
the attack, you will be grappled.
Speaker 5: Okay, we all know the crab claw. Haha.
Speaker 3: I mean he subtracts a D four from it. Because
of Bain.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't hit you, so you dodge out of
the way of the crab claw. Now he is going
for the and.
Speaker 5: She feels lucky the MVP for this fight. Yeah, no
doubt huge.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, actually his tiger is mobility thing, so he
gets to do two crab claws. Yeah, the second core
is going to come down fourteen, we'll see.
Speaker 3: It's what like a four to film three or four.
So the two crab claws, just you.
Speaker 4: Dodge out of the way of them.
Speaker 5: You may be a crab, but I'm butter.
Speaker 3: Let's go Oh my days and Drew rap roaring and tiger.
Now Jesus, he goes, man, this is crazy. He runs forwards.
Speaker 1: And oh god, I just typed an tiger. I'm losing
my mind. I'm like, he's gonna pull punch punch.
Speaker 3: And he hits every attack for a total of twenty
seven damage. Norman is your turn, go ahead, okay?
Speaker 2: Is he blind?
Speaker 3: He is currently blindedut al Pomo's turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's no point of me using that. Guys,
I'm just spamming a tacks over the same attack over here.
Speaker 5: Blinding heads. What you gotta do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Norman does castplate one more time.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's gotta fail at least once.
Speaker 3: I mean, he still takes decent damage, and even if
he doesn't, I have a limit of about succeeds. Oh wait, no,
he has to do the fucking Baine thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sixteeds.
Speaker 4: Takes half damage from your blight?
Speaker 3: Is it training away from him? Is that your turn?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Guy, the mota blight, the mot of blight.
Speaker 5: I'm at level.
Speaker 3: Drew's gonna take a legendaryaction.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: He's gonna keep trying to all he can fucking do
is crab claw Wilhelm at the moment, because it's the
only person he knows that is in front of him,
and he keeps doing it with disadvantage. Crab Claw to Wilhelm, Oh,
that hits twenty four is gonna hit I won't even
roll the bane dice twenty one damage, Wilhelm.
Speaker 4: You are now grappled.
Speaker 3: Drew has an ability where he has advantage on any
target that he is currently grappling with one of his
animal abilities, which means he doesn't have disadvantage against you anymore.
He just attacts normally against you. Anthony, this is your term.
Speaker 5: Ah, Okay, so I'm used up all my third level slots.
I'm gonna use my new thing, which is I'm gonna
use Eldritch Blast three times on him. Anthony can use
Eldritch Blast now because I took Magic Initiate at Warlock,
so I'm eleventh level, so I could use it three times. Yeah, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3: Wait what do we yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, because it is a cantrip in it.
Speaker 5: It's a cantrip and it goes by level, not by
Warlock level.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's is it not?
Oh yeah, I can't remember?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck it, just do it?
Speaker 5: Okay, gotcha? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because it yeah yeah, yeah, that make sense?
Speaker 5: Okay. Twelve force okay, fifteen also hits Oh really? Yeah? Okay,
where's an animal? Eighteen force damage? All right, there we go.
Speaker 1: Eighteen force damage is the three blasts out of your
cannon arm fly at him and smash it to him,
over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: Ay? Is that your son?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's going to take another legendary action to try
and just pommel into the guy that he knows is
in his claw. He knows there's a guy in his claw.
And he's going to I.
Speaker 3: Just he actually has his cause, so his other claw
is also going to claw nineteen.
Speaker 1: No, there's no way that goes underneath twelve twenty eight damage. Wilhelm,
you are music, but he is cloring away at you.
Speaker 4: I gotcha.
Speaker 1: No, it is now Hatchiko's turn. Ask knows that a
fireball is too risky. He's going to give Bardic inspiration
to Wilhelm. You get Bardic inspiration, so you're an next attack.
You can add a D eight to it. He can't
do any of his status effects, so I don't know.
He probably just does it a firebolt.
Speaker 4: H I don't think he even has that.
Speaker 3: M Oh gosh, he's oh gosh, he's going to use.
Speaker 4: Fantasmal killer.
Speaker 5: You tuck it. Oh no, yeah, I know what that is.
We can't do that.
Speaker 3: That's concentration. That's concentration. All of his spells are concentrations.
We can't use any of that. Because he realizes that
the vein is helping, So yeah, I guess he's just
going to use a fireball. Uh yeah, So he barks
out a firebolt from his mouth.
Speaker 4: It flies out towards.
Speaker 2: Drew.
Speaker 5: Holy shitty, he cracks trip HATCHI coo, I'm going to
give you the highest honor any dog can receive.
Speaker 3: Holy s opens his mouth and a fucking beam of
just like the biggest fireboat you've ever seen in your life,
just incinerates.
Speaker 5: It's the strength of a fireball. Really, it really is more.
D ten from a cantrip is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Bursts out a firebolt towards Drew immolates, true, like a
fucking hole through his stomach.
Speaker 1: Bro is fucked, and it is It is now Pomo's turn.
Pomo is out of some beams.
Speaker 5: That's not good.
Speaker 3: She looks around. Okay, any amounts of sunbeams?
Speaker 5: What are the fifth level spells you could do?
Speaker 3: I don't know what do you mean by that, but
I uh.
Speaker 5: We have we have spell levels. It's a thing. What's
the lead? What's the second strongest thing you could do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she's going to do a flame strike?
Speaker 5: Sounds fine?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Which is yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, is it sunbeam concentration? Can't she use
another beam?
Speaker 2: She gives use another beam.
Speaker 4: It is concentration.
Speaker 5: That's what fucking sunbeam is.
Speaker 1: This is the whole point of sunbeam.
Speaker 3: Oh, you create a new line of radius as your actually.
Speaker 5: Action last a minute as long as she keeps concentration.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you're right. Drew just has to do
another com save. It's going to be continuously thirty one. Okay,
he's fine, he's file Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 5: So actually, that's why it's such a good spell.
Speaker 4: That's why it's so good.
Speaker 1: And if he takes half damage from that, and he
is not blinded, and and it's the end of pomost turn, so.
Speaker 3: Drew is no longer blinded.
Speaker 1: So his eyes open and he sees Wilhelm within his claws,
and he goes, wow.
Speaker 3: He's gonna crab you again.
Speaker 5: See I understand that, but no one else did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get crabbed. Crabbed.
Speaker 5: I can't speak coming right now? Ah yeah, you could
speak Stago.
Speaker 3: Oh that might.
Speaker 4: That has a chance of being under right. Nope.
Speaker 3: Fourteen still hits you.
Speaker 1: Thirty six damaged Wilhelm as another crow as he'll just
get he's ripping pieces out of you from a crab claw.
Speaker 3: Willhelm, it is now your turn. You were in.
Speaker 2: Drew like like it's nothing.
Speaker 1: You're grabbled, but you are not restrained, which means you
don't have a disadvantage of anything, but you can't move.
Speaker 4: No, okay, Actually I'd have a question about the technicalities
about this. If I want to to like reverse the
grapple and try and be like, okay, let's do a
pin like to the pin, you know, like typical wrestling tactics,
how would that work. Would I be at a disadvantage
because he already has me grappled, or would it be like.
Speaker 1: You would have to I don't know if you could
reverse the grapple. You have the breakout of the grapple
first and then try and attempt to grapple Drew. And
I think he might be too big for you to
attempt to grapple because.
Speaker 6: He's I mean, rules is a creature that's more than
one size bigger than you can can't grapple.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can grapple you Drew, but I
still can't. You can break you can a.
Speaker 3: Hit him and you won't have disadvantage on that, And
b you can just break out of the grapple if
you wanted to.
Speaker 4: Okay, I am going to do I want to just
go for all attacks or do I want to try
and break free and then attack. I think I'm gonna
try and go for all attacks because he's at low health.
But I'm gonna specifically do a commander strike, which means
I'm going to try and make someone else who can
do a bigger hit than me try and attack in
my place. Okay, So I'm going to do a commander strike,
which I don't think I've ever done before, and I'm
gonna use I think it's my it's my second to
lie ast maneuver, and so I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: Is that? What do I roll for that?
Speaker 1: You just full go and you full go an attack
to have somebody else attack?
Speaker 4: Okay, So who who here can do the biggest bang?
Probably Cody? Probably I guess ours tail is pretty big. Yeah, yeah,
sixty six Cody. You just hear me go hit me?
All right, I will do as I am commanded. That
was me being constrained by like I imagine my chest
is compressed.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, that hits.
Speaker 3: Twenty five damage.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm just being on the back of it.
What is it? A crab tiger? That is a tiger
crab tiger crab.
Speaker 4: And then I'm gonna use my final maneuver for an No,
I don't have to use a maneuver for an action surge.
That's just yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You will have a limited amount of action surges that
that only come back on the long rest. I think,
I think you only have one action search and even
comes back. But you've definite he used it now, I
mean he's used it in this fight and I can't
remember that.
Speaker 4: You know, I only have two attacks, so I'll just
go ahead and do my improvised weapon. Yeah, bam, bam bam. Cool,
go ahead, both hit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they both hit Eleven bro Die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're wailing and Drew, he will take his fourth
leasdo reaction now to I guess continuously crab Claw, you
do it, pussy.
Speaker 3: He has a vantage on the attack.
Speaker 1: He does hit you even with the babe thirty one damage,
you were on one.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's all right. We shouldn't be able
to take another turn. He's sore beating up.
Speaker 5: We should be able to beat up. You are a
flying stegosaurus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, at the start of my turn, the trees around
him are going to start swinging. I mean he's make
a dexterity saving thrower. Yes, okay, well he'll take forty
six slashing damage. Here comes the deck save DC seventeen eleven.
Speaker 3: Yeah he roll on eleven?
Speaker 5: Was it forty?
Speaker 3: Don't even a bane?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's gonna take fifteen damage from the trees.
Speaker 1: Yes, he takes fifteen damage from the trees as they
batter him.
Speaker 6: Okay, then I'm going then the rocks around him are
going to raise up and fly at him. As my
bonus action, I'm going to fling rocks at him. Okay,
so it's just a ranged spell attack that I need
to make.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, So the rocks fly tree, stop beating this
kit out of him, hits.
Speaker 5: Oh, Nature's kicking his ass. Fifteen damage.
Speaker 3: Fifteen damage. So as those rocks hit him, he comes
out of his animal form, and now he lands in
his human form.
Speaker 5: Oh wait stage two?
Speaker 4: Oh shit, okay, well like a druid. Yeah, you've got
through all of his animal HP.
Speaker 3: And now he stands there and he looks up and
he turns to Cody and he goes, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Wait, I have a very wow, didn't know. It is crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait he looks around at everybody. Yeah, I
am I've been blinded, both literally and mentally. Cody, come
out of your stegosaurus one for a second.
Speaker 5: No, coldy is just going to believe that.
Speaker 2: He could do what he sucks anyway, is gonna end
his wild chip Okay, and he lands on the floor.
Speaker 5: He was like, still, like, what do you.
Speaker 4: Want, Cody, watch your mother's name.
Speaker 1: Because this is so in Cannon, because you you you
have like a sickly mother, but you don't know who
your father is, right, Like, and I know who my
father is.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you know he's the reason.
Speaker 6: He's the reason I'm so attached to nature, because we
used to go on HEGs together.
Speaker 4: He went, So that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's what I meant. I went, he's gone missing. He's
gone missing. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
Speaker 3: My mother, Yeah, you lost your father in Nama.
Speaker 4: No, just your mother. Just make up your bom.
Speaker 3: I just I just need I just need the mother's name.
I just need the mother's name. Your mother's made name.
Speaker 4: To the back of.
Speaker 2: I know, I haven't read somewhere hold on new Cannon
name starting now three two one say something will Helm.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can't say that because it
might be on the wiki, Cody wiki.
Speaker 5: I checked, you just checked. Yeah, I don't see his
mother's name on the wiki.
Speaker 6: No, because wasn't Becky like Tony's No no, no, no, okay, no.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no no no no no. It was Eleanor.
That's like a that's like a fucking forties name. Yeah, Eleano.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's gotta say h Eleanor, your mother, it's me.
It's me Jody.
Speaker 4: That's the name of your it's on the wiki that ever,
your father is Jodie.
Speaker 1: I uh, I I've lived a life. I look different now.
I mean, I you know, I remember you so much younger.
Speaker 5: What are you're saying?
Speaker 1: I I you know, I shaved off the mustache.
Speaker 4: I am, you know. I.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do with myself, and and.
Speaker 3: I met a wonderful woman, wonderful woman Eleanor. She led
me through everything, and we we had a child together,
and I remember teaching him the ways of nature, the
ways of animals. And then I got drafted into the
Vietnam War. And as I was fighting, as I was
fighting in the war, I suddenly came back here and
then I remember, and then I remembered everything. I was
so angry that I'd been pulled back here that I
started fighting. You guys again. But now I don't know Cody.
Speaker 5: Cody is shell shocks.
Speaker 3: Dude, Dad, Cody, I'm sorry, I I don't know who
I am.
Speaker 5: And can I make an insight check?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's the thing. The reason why he
says eleanor is he would have no way of knowing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, otherwise, nobody in this world knows much exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: That's why I wanted it.
Speaker 5: This is great.
Speaker 1: You can do an insight if you wanted, though, I
mean if yeah, yeah, with a twenty four you would
know if he's lying, and he is not lying to you.
Speaker 3: He puts his hands on your shoulder and he says,
I'm sorry that I left you as a child. I
didn't mean to I okay.
Speaker 5: Cody breaks down cry.
Speaker 3: He holds you in his arms and he's like, but
this is where I was from. I I was just
a crazy man in the woods lifting weights until Palladium
found me and he promised me power and godhood. He
needed people to be able to take down thestoria together,
and I was so dumb and thick headed, and then
you know, the things just started getting out of control,
and I desperately was just trying to protect my position.
Because I didn't want to disappear. But Cody, what.
Speaker 5: What do we do?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Now You're going to have to kill me?
Speaker 4: Cody? Oh, I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't direct. You have to be able to pack.
Speaker 1: It's part of my I only exist as a god
because I stole the story as power.
Speaker 3: I'm not a god. I'm just a man like you.
Cody's a demigod the ship and.
Speaker 4: If I lose that, I die.
Speaker 5: Oh God, dude, did.
Speaker 3: You ever wonder why you were so muscular?
Speaker 6: The only reason Cody was born is because George Washington
banished through in this fight.
Speaker 4: It's the bootstrap paradox. Do not think about it. Think
about the bootstrap paradox. It exists at this moment. I
just I'm gonna offer this, Cody, do you want me
to missive minim?
Speaker 5: I'll do it before that, I will just I will
just look into Drew's eyes. I'm like, you know, you're
you're a grand You're grandfather.
Speaker 4: Now I'm a grandfather.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate a kid.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna name?
Speaker 6: Yeah? We we hadn't decided yet, but I was kind
of thinking, you know, maybe Jody Jr.
Speaker 3: Jody Jr. You could name him.
Speaker 5: Drew no relationship, not really.
Speaker 3: No, no, you know, Drew, Drew, it doesn't really feel
like me. Actually, I feel I that I.
Speaker 5: Have so much to say.
Speaker 3: You have your mother's and your mother's eyes, but you
have my muscles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was everything that you taught me to
let me get this far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, this is way too wholesome. I was supposed
to do this, couldn't You could have come back like
Darth Vader and he could have been like.
Speaker 5: Luke Darth, dark, good and wholesome. Cody.
Speaker 4: I'm not to you, man, I'm not the only one
who realized they havetching bulges too, right, Like that's they're
both in the spandex and very.
Speaker 3: Fashion for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe maybe we can leave this place. And I
know you said you have to die, but like, can
you talk to Vestoria?
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't really leave my domain. I can.
I can talk to the to the mortals of Vestoria,
but this is this is where I live. I mean, yeah,
before I die, we could spend some time together in
this Yeah.
Speaker 6: I look around it like the gym, and I'm like, yeah,
one last time, let's let's go Lifts of waits at
the Jungle gym my son all right.
Speaker 5: Looking the saddest training montage of all time?
Speaker 4: Does that sad eighties music in the background. Also, the
rocky horns slowed down in an octave lower, so it's.
Speaker 2: Like, can you give me a spot son?
Speaker 5: At the at the end of all this, I want
suns going down. It's all bathed in the sunset.
Speaker 6: I wanna I do, wanna, I do wanna walk to
Wilhelm like Wilhelm, can you do me this one favor?
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm just covered in bandages.
Speaker 5: We've been like, oh, yeah, you just indeed you want
me to kill him?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, sorry, sorry, hold up, would you like
me to would you like me to take him out?
Speaker 6: No? I think this is something I need you to do, because, yeah,
you know this is your domain.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm gonna I'm just gonna talk.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be over here.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I'm gonna talk to Jesus real quick. I
need to talk to Jesus first. Hey, babe, how you
doing this whole thing? 're like, I'm not gonna kill anymore,
but now someone's asking me to mercy kill their father.
It's kind of a gray space for me. Uh do
I get your blessing for like this is an okay
kill because it's like for a reason or is this
still like.
Speaker 1: The point he puts a hand on your should and
he says Jesus says euthanasia is a okay all.
Speaker 4: Right, No, that's like John four eight five seven or something.
Speaker 5: Those guys. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go up to
Cody's dad.
Speaker 4: He a fighter.
Speaker 3: He looks at you and says, you are a friend
of my son's. Yeah, and I I appreciate everything that
you're doing for him.
Speaker 4: Make sure that he lives a good life.
Speaker 5: Oh I will.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be with him till the dark dying days.
Speaker 3: I promise I enjoyed my final moments with him.
Speaker 4: We should, like, I don't think he wants to watch
you die. So can we like go around the there's
like a river here. Can we let go around the
book look at the flowers?
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, let me sorry to the ruin this moment.
Can we use this newfound discovery as a way to
metagame and long rest the convent is over?
Speaker 5: Well, there is still like a time limit.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, yea, yeah, that's why we don't want to
there's still a time limits of takedown.
Speaker 2: A limit between the Elite four, but not during the
battle included.
Speaker 1: It's it's I mean the battle is already a couple
of minutes, but yeah, thing's opened for a few hours.
Speaker 3: You don't you don't have an eight hour of time unfortunately. Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh does Drew have a way he wants to go
out Wilhelm.
Speaker 4: I mean I have a gun. I assume we weren't. Like,
that's the cleanest way here. I just think that's Drew.
Do you want me to use the gun?
Speaker 3: Yes, but beforehand, let me use a druid spatt He
puts a hand up and he's gonna cost mask here wounds.
Speaker 5: Oh no, dad, Oh this is the worst. This is
so sad.
Speaker 1: And the mask here wounds's three D eight plus his
podcasting this film with so the twenty eight is really
good role too. Oh my god, twenty eight points of
healing comes out and heals everyone for twenty eight. He's
raising his hand to the sky and he's like, I
want you to do it now.
Speaker 5: In front of your son.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: He's away, he's a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's say, Jesus, I want my final act to
be that that helps others.
Speaker 4: Okay, then you can turn around and faate. I don't
want to like you in the eye, know if it's
kind of weird, if you could turn around.
Speaker 5: He turns around.
Speaker 3: He puts his hand down as the healing magic is
flowing out of him like a font.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna wait for it to end because I feel
like if it if I did it during that, I
don't want to like him.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 3: They healing magic dissipates and everyone gets there.
Speaker 4: HP points back. All right, is everyone?
Speaker 5: Is everyone looking away? Everyone?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm looking away?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm I'm gonna position him so like he
falls into the stream and like he gets washed away. Okay,
do you want to like roll to make sure it's
a clean shot or.
Speaker 2: Are we just like you do?
Speaker 3: You'll fit the gun to the back of his head.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go for like the base of the spine.
I've heard that's the cleanest, So I'm gonna go right there.
It's gonna shoot out his mouth accidentally up his teeth.
My bad, but you know that's the way he goes.
Speaker 2: And he goes into the stream and the bear start walking.
Speaker 5: Over the Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just I was gonna do a joke,
but then he healed us, so I'm not going to
be a dick about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kneeling there waiting for you to pull the trigger.
Speaker 4: No, I already I did, I do killed them already.
I see you just like respectful, but like I did it,
like yeah, I mean like pay your good okay, moving on,
and he works on Jesus and the like a last rites,
I guess, so he does.
Speaker 1: He does his whole thing cool, and so does Pomo
or Vestoria, and the bullet goes through his spine kills
him instantaneously. He collapses to the ground in a pool
of into the river sorry, and washes away slowly.
Speaker 3: His body flows and he dies with a smile on
his face. That's the sort of bestorious energy leaves him
and the world. The jungle around you dissipates. The bears
in front of you also dissipate because they're not real,
and eventually you guys return back to Vestoria's domain.
Speaker 4: I throw away that that Tommy gun. I don't want
to use it anymore. After that it's gone. I go
up to Cody and put a hand on his shoulder.
You're gonna be all right.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't know. Man, Oh do you want to hug? Yeah? Okay,
come here, sorry, bring it in. Yep, he's I think
Cody's out of tea is now. But he is just
like just drowned and he just like leans against you
as he as he hugs you. It's all right, it's
all right.
Speaker 4: No, sorry, I'm trying to get rid of the tommy gun.
I did not shoot the tommy.
Speaker 2: Gun hits the ground and not firing.
Speaker 4: How do you take something out of your inventory?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 6: Is if?
Speaker 3: Vestoria looks at you, guys, just leave it and says,
is everything okay.
Speaker 5: I mean not really, Drew's dead. We're ready to move on.
Speaker 3: Yep, okay, thank you. She senses a sadness within you, Cody,
but smiles and doesn't want to pry too much into
your personal life. That's respectful, thank you. She looks at
the remaining doors. Obviously the Drew Druid's door has now disappeared.
I feel more of my strength returning now. I can
I could bring someone back from outside. I can pull
someone I reckon, help recover some of your magical powers
as well, if you need me.
Speaker 5: I look at Norman like, hey, I think that might
be actually something we need.
Speaker 2: Some spell thoughts. I technically get them back on short
rests now, so I don't need them. If you need them,
I'm out of HP more or less, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, I'm a okay, if we need
to bring somebody else in, we could do that. I
think bone Slaw might be the move. Yeah, I'm saying that,
let's bring in bone Slaw for this one.
Speaker 2: And we keep Pulmo as well. Right, yeah, yeah, we
don't bring someone in because I can get my spell
slots back. Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know how bad
down bad you are though.
Speaker 5: Well, you don't get all of them back every short rest.
It's like only a certain amount, but it's.
Speaker 2: Like half my my level. So I get six back
or something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're off the six. Yeah, I think I think
the way it works is like, yeah, if you wanted
to get a six level slot back, you have to
use all of all of.
Speaker 4: Them, right, so you'd be six first level. Yeah, hey,
Code Cody. Yeah, I promise I'm never going to use
I killed your dad as like a thing, Like I'm
never going to be like, hey, I killed your dad.
That's that's a fucked up you know.
Speaker 5: Hey man, you know what, I was kind of thinking
about that, and I'm glad you've said it. It would
be weird, all right, cool, I appreciate it. We did
beat the ship out of your dad, though, like well,
we collectively.
Speaker 3: All came recoveries once per day, by the way.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, I need spells does okay?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Essentially what she does is she will give everybody our
cane recovery if if you accept it equal to your
character level.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's fair with me, So I get okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
that will let me get a fifth level.
Speaker 3: And he holds out her hands, and you, guys feel
enveloped with holy magic and light and stuff, and you
feel your spells returning to you. Yes, she smiles.
Speaker 1: One of the doorways, the one that says sorcerer over
the top of it, suddenly explodes open, and Blackbeard comes
in to the voice, and then the doorway closes behind him,
and he goes, ah, where the fuck am.
Speaker 5: I did he just kill the ISTI there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's gone now, It just like disappeared. Behind
him is covered in blood. He is covered in blood,
and he looks around with like a hey's you guys.
You guys, sorry, I store your boat. I had to
go find white bed white Bear, which was a little guy.
He was he was trying to sue me for like
property damage.
Speaker 4: So I killed him.
Speaker 2: What did you just sollow? What?
Speaker 5: God? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I I set them on fire and then I
ran away.
Speaker 1: And then I did some thinking, and I thought, you
know what, I wasn't sure if I had killed them
or not, you know, Blackbeard style, gotta make sure I
kill him.
Speaker 4: So I went back and I went.
Speaker 1: In there, and they were very confused that I came back,
and I said, you shouldn't be.
Speaker 4: And then I killed them. And then after I killed them,
I guess I must have. I came out here and.
Speaker 3: The story said, you must have killed them whilst the
fountain was activated.
Speaker 2: Then the goat that's why he's the anyway, do we
get more stuff then and we just accidentally kit a God?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Vestoria, I guess you would so well, yeah, I
guess I can bring someone back then if you want to.
Speaker 5: Now we can do we have such a stacked squad?
Two bonuses? Yeah? What can we like?
Speaker 6: T LDR explain to Blackbeard what we're doing right now
in the Gauntlet okay, and ask if he wants to
join us to kill the rest of the gods.
Speaker 3: Listen, I love killing things, and these gods it have
been busying me off, so I'm happy to.
Speaker 5: Right, so I needed to hear.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I guess then you also pull boneslore
in and bone also appears and goes boneslaw.
Speaker 5: What is going on? My friends?
Speaker 4: I saw a big flash of lights, and everybody outside
is confused.
Speaker 3: Nobody can go inside.
Speaker 4: And now I am in in space over here, Pomo
disappeared here.
Speaker 5: I want to just like motion over to the remaining doors.
How many is there?
Speaker 4: It would be like five ish.
Speaker 3: It's like rogue, warlock, Barbarian, yeah, etcetera.
Speaker 2: We got some gods to kill, buddy.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling Barbarian right now myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully it's.
Speaker 5: We've never met the Barbarian god, have we?
Speaker 3: Because now, oh, gods, you have never met before.
Speaker 5: I've hot Barbarian. Yeah, let's meet Barbara.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, Barbara, Barbara's Barbarasa. It's it's yeah, okay,
you know you know about her, you just you've never
met her.
Speaker 5: Yea god mentioned her. M I can't remember why I went.
Speaker 1: I think it Drew was romantically involved with Barbarassa, but
they don't think they were together anymore.
Speaker 3: At the point of when he talked to Drew, he
just liked her.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 5: No, it was Drew's X.
Speaker 4: This was this was before he knew who.
Speaker 2: Before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the other way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's weird that like Drew's like involvement with Cody's
life isn't Drew's backstory, it's his.
Speaker 5: It's the end of his story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, timeline.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So all right, the team looks towards the
Barbarian door and I guess you guys can step through
if you want to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see it.
Speaker 6: Level up.
Speaker 3: No not yet, No, no, no, no, you're not. I
have a favory God and I have enough experience for that.
But you you pass through the door and you are
hit with a gale force of snowy winds as you
step into this mountainous area and you look around and
you it's just like mountains and glaciers and cliff edges.
You're at the edge of a cliff. Whoa okay, and
you hear a booming voice in the distance that says.
Speaker 4: Little men, ah ah, why is everyone so big and stomp.
Speaker 3: The ground shakes beneath you. Stomp again, the ground.
Speaker 1: Shakes again, and you turn and you look up and
this is the biggest thing you It's size of like
a skyscraper, the biggest person you have seen in your life.
You guys are maybe like the size of a finger knuckle.
To her, this giant woman dressed in furs. She is
slightly blue skinned, almost like a primageniture for a whole
guard with the horns coming out of her head. She
steps forwards, ice frost around her. She looks down at you.
Speaker 3: I've been expecting you, cracks her knuckles and she feels
like that has to be the to be continued.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want to do it. What is your question? Mine? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's your question?
Speaker 5: Okay? Well I had a question. Is she bigger than Corpus?
Speaker 4: Oh, like the city?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably probably not as big as Corpus's Corpus No, No,
not as big as cars, right, because Corpus was like
you could live inside.
Speaker 5: Right. The second thing I wanted to do was after
she makes her introduction, was just like, I know exactly
how to handle this, and I activate my necklace.
Speaker 2: Can Norman end off? I just by saying forgive me
Jesus from about I'm about the simp, and Jesus goes,
what she's.
Speaker 4: Not as big as Corpus.
Speaker 3: You can have a house in his finger, right, that's
how big Corpus is, whilst you, well, Barbara's is just
like you know, your the finger is the size of
a person.
Speaker 4: But yeah, she's the biggest thing you've ever thought?
Speaker 5: Can I can I roll to see who I turned?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's roll and see who you before we end.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping it's the Viking dude, because that's, like I say,
it was such confidence, like I know who this is?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 5: Oh god, it's okay, number ten?
Speaker 4: We got number ten before it's it's Agnes.
Speaker 3: It's Agnes the ball made.
Speaker 5: All right, sweeties, I'm time to give you. Got it
all right? Let's she takes out her giant wooden sune.
Is she No, she's just a fourteenth century bar maid.
That's just what she does.
Speaker 4: Incredible, Oh my days. Okay, well, yeah that is Agnes.
Speaker 5: Old lady wearing an apron with a giant wooden spoon
that serves like gruel all day. That's what she does.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh my okay, Well then it's to be continued,